1 00:00:08,979 --> 00:00:11,027 [Lara] Previously on Billions... 2 00:00:11,139 --> 00:00:13,460 When did it become a crime to succeed in this country? 3 00:00:13,579 --> 00:00:15,229 Everyone has access to the information. 4 00:00:15,339 --> 00:00:16,989 We just know how to analyze it better. 5 00:00:17,139 --> 00:00:20,222 Suspect trading pattern on Pepsum Pharmaceuticals. 6 00:00:20,339 --> 00:00:23,229 They had inside information. You must get pings like that every day. 7 00:00:23,339 --> 00:00:24,386 It's bigger than that. 8 00:00:24,499 --> 00:00:27,230 All three firms have links to Bobby Axelrod. 9 00:00:27,339 --> 00:00:28,386 This would be a big one. 10 00:00:28,499 --> 00:00:31,901 But a good matador doesn't try to kill a fresh bull. 11 00:00:32,019 --> 00:00:34,704 You wait until he's been stuck a few times. 12 00:00:34,819 --> 00:00:36,662 Why aren't you prosecuting the investment banks 13 00:00:36,779 --> 00:00:38,827 and hedge funds for insider trading? 14 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:41,590 Go ask the 81 convicted felons of financial crimes 15 00:00:41,699 --> 00:00:42,905 currently serving time. 16 00:00:43,019 --> 00:00:44,987 But you have a very specific conflict of interest 17 00:00:45,099 --> 00:00:46,021 right in your own home. 18 00:00:46,139 --> 00:00:48,141 Your value to the firm is absolute. 19 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:50,341 I've been working there since before we were married 20 00:00:50,459 --> 00:00:51,904 and long before you were in office. 21 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,305 I work for the public good. 22 00:00:53,419 --> 00:00:55,820 No, you work for the good of Chuck Rhoades. 23 00:00:55,939 --> 00:00:57,703 Maybe sometimes they intersect. 24 00:00:57,819 --> 00:00:59,264 You know the Norton place out at the beach? 25 00:00:59,379 --> 00:01:01,586 I just heard Bobby Axelrod is trying to buy it. 26 00:01:01,699 --> 00:01:03,189 - [Bryan] How much? - [Kate] $83 million. 27 00:01:03,299 --> 00:01:05,301 People hate guys who buy things like that. 28 00:01:05,419 --> 00:01:07,945 [Hall] You said there was only one thing you were afraid of- 29 00:01:08,059 --> 00:01:10,061 guys in Windbreakers walking in your office, 30 00:01:10,179 --> 00:01:11,943 saying, "Step away from the computer." 31 00:01:12,059 --> 00:01:14,266 And you told me you'd make sure it wouldn't happen. 32 00:01:14,379 --> 00:01:15,266 So let me make sure. 33 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:16,346 Steven Birch? 34 00:01:16,459 --> 00:01:17,585 It's either him or you. 35 00:01:17,739 --> 00:01:19,946 - Piedmont Capital. - Yeah. 36 00:01:20,059 --> 00:01:22,107 That swap deal he did on Arcadian Railroad- 37 00:01:22,219 --> 00:01:24,267 do an autopsy on the deal, 38 00:01:24,379 --> 00:01:26,461 you'll find yourself a Pulitzer in the carcass. 39 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,741 Front fucking page of the Post. 40 00:01:30,739 --> 00:01:31,945 It's like he's daring you. 41 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:33,709 [Hall] There's movement. 42 00:01:33,819 --> 00:01:36,345 It's likely they've opened a case file on you. 43 00:01:36,459 --> 00:01:38,029 You know what? 44 00:01:38,179 --> 00:01:39,226 I'm ready. 45 00:01:45,699 --> 00:01:49,067 ♪ Pensive music I 46 00:01:49,179 --> 00:01:54,185 N!' 47 00:01:58,099 --> 00:01:59,305 ♪ Nick Waterh0use's "High Tiding" playing a' 48 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,945 No, Pete, the gold standard is never coming back. 49 00:02:02,059 --> 00:02:03,982 And if it did, this world would be so fucked, 50 00:02:04,099 --> 00:02:06,227 I'd buy space travel, not gold. 51 00:02:06,339 --> 00:02:07,989 Nice pitch, though. 52 00:02:08,099 --> 00:02:10,420 If I'd have known it was a gold play, I'd have never put him through. 53 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:11,984 Always put that lunatic through. 54 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:15,103 One out of every 200 ideas he has is fucking brilliant. 55 00:02:15,259 --> 00:02:16,988 - [knock on door] - I got this. 56 00:02:21,539 --> 00:02:22,620 Badidea. 57 00:02:22,739 --> 00:02:25,470 No man is a hero to his valet. 58 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:26,990 That goes double for his COO. 59 00:02:27,099 --> 00:02:29,181 - So you are fucked with me either way. - [scoffs] 60 00:02:29,299 --> 00:02:31,461 Let's take a car to the city instead of flying. 61 00:02:31,579 --> 00:02:33,627 What's underneath this? 62 00:02:33,739 --> 00:02:36,504 Look, if the U.S. Attorney is really coming, 63 00:02:36,619 --> 00:02:40,021 maybe it's better if we don't make you more of a target. 64 00:02:40,139 --> 00:02:43,143 And more important, Garth Sykes from Flagship. 65 00:02:43,259 --> 00:02:45,421 Hated seeing you on the cover of the Post, 66 00:02:45,579 --> 00:02:47,547 that goddamn oceanfront mansion. 67 00:02:47,659 --> 00:02:49,548 Teachers in that pension fund make 40 grand a year. 68 00:02:49,659 --> 00:02:51,024 People who have it spend it. 69 00:02:51,139 --> 00:02:54,427 People who don't have it like billies better who spend on other folks. 70 00:02:54,539 --> 00:02:55,461 Charity, good works. 71 00:02:55,579 --> 00:02:57,547 I do, I have, and you know it. 72 00:02:57,659 --> 00:02:59,946 Today they only remember the house. 73 00:03:00,059 --> 00:03:01,948 I have a feeling there'll be another one of us 74 00:03:02,059 --> 00:03:04,380 on the front pages soon enough, and they'll forget about that. 75 00:03:04,499 --> 00:03:06,501 But if Flagship does try and withdraw... 76 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:08,144 We can't let him. 77 00:03:08,259 --> 00:03:11,581 If Flagship pulls its $1.5 billion, it gets public. 78 00:03:11,699 --> 00:03:13,622 Other institutions go, too. 79 00:03:13,739 --> 00:03:15,070 Whole thing could domino. 80 00:03:15,179 --> 00:03:17,261 Get with Sykes, keep them on board. 81 00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:20,030 Which is why I'm telling you to keep it a little more low-key. 82 00:03:20,139 --> 00:03:21,550 Who's more low-key than me? 83 00:03:21,699 --> 00:03:22,985 [helicopter blades whirring] 84 00:03:23,099 --> 00:03:27,229 ♪ Not that it's wrong, that it needs righting a' 85 00:03:30,699 --> 00:03:32,667 ♪ Just all alone I 86 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:35,942 ♪ I been high tiding a' 87 00:03:36,059 --> 00:03:37,345 [door closes] 88 00:03:37,459 --> 00:03:42,465 III 89 00:03:46,539 --> 00:03:51,067 So the key to bagging Axe is...? 90 00:03:51,179 --> 00:03:52,510 - Pete Decker. - Oh. 91 00:03:52,619 --> 00:03:53,586 His fund. It has to be. 92 00:03:53,699 --> 00:03:56,543 We start with Decker since he had the longest tenure at Axe Capital 93 00:03:56,659 --> 00:03:58,980 of anyone who left with Axe's backing. 94 00:03:59,099 --> 00:04:01,386 Get me some more of those cold sesame noodles, would you? 95 00:04:01,499 --> 00:04:03,740 No, these are- these are dandan noodles. 96 00:04:03,859 --> 00:04:05,941 [Chuck] Same fucking thing. 97 00:04:06,059 --> 00:04:08,221 No. No, one's Szechuan, the other Taiwanese. 98 00:04:08,339 --> 00:04:09,181 It's a whole thing. 99 00:04:09,299 --> 00:04:11,222 You know, this is why I don't mind the hours. 100 00:04:11,339 --> 00:04:13,785 I'm always learning something on the job. It's incredible. 101 00:04:13,899 --> 00:04:15,788 Yeah, tell him about General Tso's, Bryan. 102 00:04:15,899 --> 00:04:17,424 Oh, no, he flings this shit at you, too? 103 00:04:17,539 --> 00:04:18,950 Sprays it all around. 104 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,902 The only place you've ever been is Asia, 105 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:22,384 you can't help yourself. 106 00:04:22,499 --> 00:04:25,309 Here, indictments on that Ponzi thing. 107 00:04:25,419 --> 00:04:27,148 Tell me about the General, Bryan. Come on. 108 00:04:27,259 --> 00:04:28,306 [Kate] Well, now you've done it. 109 00:04:28,419 --> 00:04:30,228 Flaughsl 110 00:04:30,339 --> 00:04:33,263 General Tso, he-he was a statesman in the Qing Dynasty, 111 00:04:33,379 --> 00:04:35,029 suppressed a revolution. 112 00:04:35,139 --> 00:04:37,301 Oh, and now he has the true glory- 113 00:04:37,419 --> 00:04:39,626 a fried-chicken dish named for him the world over, huh? 114 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:41,150 That was created in America. 115 00:04:41,259 --> 00:04:44,024 Maybe after we nail Axe, they'll reciprocate- 116 00:04:44,139 --> 00:04:45,664 name a dish after you in China, huh? 117 00:04:45,779 --> 00:04:48,020 - Oh-ho. General Chuck's? - [Kate laughs] 118 00:04:48,139 --> 00:04:49,664 Really? What would that- what would that look like, 119 00:04:49,779 --> 00:04:51,304 a burger with the cheese cooked on the inside? 120 00:04:51,419 --> 00:04:52,261 Flaughsl 121 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:55,428 You really think I could ever be that richly honored? 122 00:04:55,539 --> 00:04:57,268 Hey, I will make it so. 123 00:04:57,419 --> 00:04:59,148 Not if we're still stuck. 124 00:04:59,259 --> 00:05:02,980 We need to find a way to get Pete Decker on the hook, right? 125 00:05:03,099 --> 00:05:06,899 Decker hires young, and he pays at the top of the range. 126 00:05:07,019 --> 00:05:08,908 Now, once these guys get a taste for that kind of money, 127 00:05:09,019 --> 00:05:10,669 they get-they get desperate to keep it going. 128 00:05:10,779 --> 00:05:12,941 Start tracking all of his analysts and traders. 129 00:05:13,099 --> 00:05:15,579 Next one makes a mistake, we're right there. 130 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:16,825 [camera shutters clicking] 131 00:05:16,979 --> 00:05:19,664 ♪ Mid-tempo music I 132 00:05:19,779 --> 00:05:22,510 [inhaling deeply] 133 00:05:24,459 --> 00:05:26,348 Nice move. 134 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:28,905 Just like smoking in the girls' bathroom at St. Mary's. 135 00:05:29,019 --> 00:05:31,306 You had to be quick, or you'd be over a nun's knee. 136 00:05:32,579 --> 00:05:34,229 That's a fun picture to have in my head. 137 00:05:34,339 --> 00:05:36,387 Mm. Yeah, they weren't that kind of nun. 138 00:05:36,539 --> 00:05:37,700 They looked like Dick Cheney. 139 00:05:38,899 --> 00:05:40,185 [Bobby] Look at that. 140 00:05:41,379 --> 00:05:44,542 That is such a shitty name on such a great building. 141 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,669 Oh, don't. Don't focus on that. 142 00:05:48,779 --> 00:05:51,146 Think of all the good that's going on here tonight. 143 00:05:51,259 --> 00:05:54,183 Can't. It mars everything. 144 00:05:54,299 --> 00:05:56,063 The name up there should mean something. 145 00:05:56,179 --> 00:05:59,023 Should add- add to the luster of the place. 146 00:05:59,139 --> 00:06:00,106 Just don't look. 147 00:06:00,219 --> 00:06:01,983 I like the building. 148 00:06:03,419 --> 00:06:04,500 How much? 149 00:06:08,259 --> 00:06:09,499 Good question. 150 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,903 They're about to pass the hat. 151 00:06:14,019 --> 00:06:16,147 [Bobby] Get rid of this for us, will you? 152 00:06:16,259 --> 00:06:17,545 Mm-hmm. 153 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:20,223 [inhales deeply] 154 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:23,588 III 155 00:06:23,699 --> 00:06:25,701 [indistinct conversations] 156 00:06:31,179 --> 00:06:32,305 - Bobby! - Birchy! 157 00:06:32,419 --> 00:06:34,183 Pchoo! Blow it up. 158 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:38,270 [moaning] 159 00:06:38,379 --> 00:06:40,985 ♪ Upbeat hip-hop music I 160 00:06:41,099 --> 00:06:42,339 Yeah, baby. 161 00:06:42,459 --> 00:06:44,188 Ohhh. 162 00:06:44,299 --> 00:06:45,380 Oh! 163 00:06:45,499 --> 00:06:47,069 What are you doing to me? 164 00:06:47,179 --> 00:06:49,341 You're making me weak. 165 00:06:49,459 --> 00:06:51,427 [moaning, panting] 166 00:06:51,539 --> 00:06:56,579 III 167 00:06:57,539 --> 00:06:59,507 1'lme to power up. 168 00:07:04,099 --> 00:07:05,908 [sniffs deeply] 169 00:07:06,019 --> 00:07:07,544 Ohm [Sniffs] 170 00:07:07,659 --> 00:07:09,582 That hits the spot. [chuckles] 171 00:07:09,699 --> 00:07:11,064 Mmm. 172 00:07:14,339 --> 00:07:15,465 [cell phone rings] 173 00:07:15,579 --> 00:07:17,422 Oh, fuck. 174 00:07:17,539 --> 00:07:19,029 It's work. 175 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,267 It's my work ring. Jesus. 176 00:07:23,659 --> 00:07:24,945 It's Kornbluth. 177 00:07:25,059 --> 00:07:27,107 Thought you left white-collar crime to cover the election. 178 00:07:27,219 --> 00:07:28,459 That's true, 179 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:30,946 but I stumbled on to one too good to give someone else. 180 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:32,902 Get to it. 181 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,020 What do you know 182 00:07:34,139 --> 00:07:36,267 about Steven Birch and Arcadian Railroad? 183 00:07:36,379 --> 00:07:37,949 What? What do you have? 184 00:07:38,059 --> 00:07:39,220 Birch made a big play in the railroad, 185 00:07:39,339 --> 00:07:43,788 captured 43% before good numbers and expansion plans were announced 186 00:07:43,899 --> 00:07:45,139 with inside information. 187 00:07:45,259 --> 00:07:46,624 We want to know 188 00:07:46,739 --> 00:07:48,184 where the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District 189 00:07:48,339 --> 00:07:49,829 stands on an investigation. 190 00:07:49,939 --> 00:07:51,464 I'm posting this on the Web in five minutes. 191 00:07:51,579 --> 00:07:52,626 It's already on the desk. 192 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:55,583 It'd be better with a comment from you... 193 00:07:55,699 --> 00:07:56,985 but I can't wait. 194 00:07:57,139 --> 00:07:59,301 It's late. That might not be enough time to get a comment. 195 00:07:59,419 --> 00:08:01,342 I'm posting it. We can't get beat on this story. 196 00:08:01,459 --> 00:08:03,905 You can't run it without a motherfucking quote. 197 00:08:04,019 --> 00:08:05,862 [line clicks] 198 00:08:05,979 --> 00:08:07,629 Oh, God. 199 00:08:07,739 --> 00:08:09,025 [telephone rings] 200 00:08:09,139 --> 00:08:10,265 Tara Mohr? 201 00:08:10,379 --> 00:08:12,347 - [beep] - Yeah, you're on speaker. 202 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,905 Financial Journal called for comment on Steven Birch. 203 00:08:16,219 --> 00:08:17,345 What about him? 204 00:08:17,459 --> 00:08:18,620 They're running a story 205 00:08:18,739 --> 00:08:20,343 that he made illegal trades on Arcadian Railroad 206 00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:22,228 and that the evidence is incontrovertible. 207 00:08:23,299 --> 00:08:24,630 Stall while we check. 208 00:08:24,739 --> 00:08:26,184 But this sounds like bullshit. 209 00:08:26,299 --> 00:08:29,143 I mean, how could the paper have that before we do, or the FBI? 210 00:08:29,299 --> 00:08:31,540 You know, I went to school with a few guys who work for Birch. 211 00:08:31,659 --> 00:08:34,026 - You want me to- - [Chuck] Yes, right now. 212 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:37,467 Get Terri McCue over at FBI up on this, too, now. 213 00:08:37,579 --> 00:08:38,990 Right. 214 00:08:39,179 --> 00:08:41,307 [indistinct conversations] 215 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:44,070 I'm not tolling any bells for you, Bobby. 216 00:08:44,179 --> 00:08:45,385 Sounds a bit like you are. 217 00:08:45,499 --> 00:08:47,149 There's a reason you retained my firm. 218 00:08:47,259 --> 00:08:50,069 Ah, fuck the firm- a bunch of rich, young lawyers. 219 00:08:50,179 --> 00:08:52,989 There's a reason you retained me-me. 220 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:55,261 And that is... 221 00:08:55,379 --> 00:08:58,428 I look far enough down the road to let you avoid the speed traps. 222 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,064 Okay. 223 00:09:00,179 --> 00:09:01,465 What do you see? 224 00:09:01,619 --> 00:09:04,589 U.S. Attorney needs to bag you. 225 00:09:04,699 --> 00:09:07,384 Rhoades could bring it quick or take two years. 226 00:09:07,499 --> 00:09:08,307 Two years? 227 00:09:08,459 --> 00:09:09,665 Then it becomes a three-front war- 228 00:09:09,779 --> 00:09:11,941 P.R., redemptions, and the government. 229 00:09:12,059 --> 00:09:15,268 It's not too early to start a makeover of the firm's culture. 230 00:09:15,379 --> 00:09:16,869 What fucking culture? 231 00:09:16,979 --> 00:09:18,424 Big returns that beat the street by double digits 232 00:09:18,539 --> 00:09:20,428 year in, year out, making our investors rich? 233 00:09:20,539 --> 00:09:22,428 - That culture? - No, the rep. 234 00:09:22,539 --> 00:09:25,270 Smart money- maybe a little too smart. 235 00:09:25,379 --> 00:09:27,302 If they bring an action, 236 00:09:27,419 --> 00:09:30,025 the whole strategy becomes about leveraging a settlement- 237 00:09:30,139 --> 00:09:32,107 a deferred prosecution agreement and forfeiture 238 00:09:32,219 --> 00:09:33,266 that lets you keep working. 239 00:09:33,379 --> 00:09:37,020 And the best way to get that is to act like you'd never settle. 240 00:09:37,139 --> 00:09:38,425 I'd never settle. 241 00:09:38,539 --> 00:09:41,190 That's the public posture, for sure. 242 00:09:41,299 --> 00:09:43,347 I'd never settle. 243 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:46,781 Yeah. That's a good delivery. That'll work. 244 00:09:46,899 --> 00:09:48,628 - [applause] - [Penn] Thank you! Good evening! 245 00:09:48,739 --> 00:09:49,945 I'm gonna go find my table. 246 00:09:50,059 --> 00:09:52,869 [Penn] Thank you. How you doing? 247 00:09:52,979 --> 00:09:55,186 My name is Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller, 248 00:09:55,339 --> 00:09:58,627 and we're gonna give as much money as we can. 249 00:09:58,739 --> 00:10:00,309 I will hurt myself, 250 00:10:00,419 --> 00:10:02,786 then you will hurt yourself with money. 251 00:10:02,899 --> 00:10:05,300 Gonna look like this. 252 00:10:05,419 --> 00:10:08,104 [applause] 253 00:10:13,099 --> 00:10:15,625 Think about how much that hurts 254 00:10:15,779 --> 00:10:19,261 and think about how good you would feel if you gave a million dollars. 255 00:10:19,379 --> 00:10:20,949 Who's giving a million dollars? Stand up. 256 00:10:21,059 --> 00:10:22,390 Come on! A million dollars! 257 00:10:22,499 --> 00:10:25,264 Starting at a stick. Fuck it. 258 00:10:26,379 --> 00:10:28,188 [Penn] One million dollars! 259 00:10:28,299 --> 00:10:29,789 I'll do it. I'll do it. 260 00:10:32,259 --> 00:10:33,988 Oh! You're a good man! 261 00:10:34,099 --> 00:10:36,625 No better than you. 262 00:10:39,459 --> 00:10:41,461 [Penn] Wonderful. Wonderful. That's good. 263 00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:43,547 Who are the cheapskates giving a half a million? 264 00:10:43,659 --> 00:10:44,501 Come on. 265 00:10:44,619 --> 00:10:46,860 Come on, half a million up there. 266 00:10:48,259 --> 00:10:49,340 Get the fuck up, 267 00:10:49,459 --> 00:10:51,461 or people will think I'm not paying you enough. 268 00:10:53,059 --> 00:10:54,026 [applause continues] 269 00:10:54,139 --> 00:10:57,188 [cell phone chimes, buzzes] 270 00:10:57,299 --> 00:10:58,346 [Penn] Can I see $250,000? 271 00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:00,826 I'll get everybody standing up eventually. 272 00:11:00,939 --> 00:11:03,306 They will not let Teller go unless everybody stands up. 273 00:11:03,419 --> 00:11:05,990 How about $250,000 over here? 274 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,589 Holy shit. 275 00:11:07,699 --> 00:11:10,100 Financial Journal just pasted Birch. 276 00:11:10,219 --> 00:11:13,109 [cell phone chimes] 277 00:11:14,099 --> 00:11:16,022 [Penn] Hundred grand, stand up. 278 00:11:16,139 --> 00:11:18,301 [applause continues] 279 00:11:18,419 --> 00:11:20,421 ♪ Slow music I 280 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,386 Anybody else? 281 00:11:29,499 --> 00:11:31,866 Anybody giving $50,000? How about $25,000? 282 00:11:32,019 --> 00:11:34,499 He's gonna want that million back. 283 00:11:37,459 --> 00:11:39,621 We need to go. 284 00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:42,783 [Penn] Everybody should be standing up at this point! 285 00:11:55,099 --> 00:11:57,147 Hey. You need a minute before we- 286 00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:58,101 For what? 287 00:11:58,219 --> 00:12:00,267 Pump-up sesh for the morning meeting, 288 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:01,665 like every week. 289 00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:03,224 Not happening- 290 00:12:03,339 --> 00:12:06,388 Oh, what the fuck, Wend? I count on it. 291 00:12:06,499 --> 00:12:08,388 It's how I get in there and deal with those animals. 292 00:12:08,499 --> 00:12:10,627 Canceled until further notice. 293 00:12:10,739 --> 00:12:12,946 You don't need it, not anymore. 294 00:12:13,059 --> 00:12:14,982 You're the best P.M. on the floor. 295 00:12:15,099 --> 00:12:16,988 You know it. 296 00:12:17,099 --> 00:12:18,100 They're fucking sure of it. 297 00:12:18,219 --> 00:12:20,506 Those animals are used to you putting them down now. 298 00:12:20,619 --> 00:12:22,587 Hardly even whimper as it happens. 299 00:12:22,739 --> 00:12:25,345 Our sesh, while fun, is a waste of your time. 300 00:12:25,459 --> 00:12:26,904 And mine. 301 00:12:27,019 --> 00:12:28,020 Go get 'em! 302 00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:31,308 Fucking A. 303 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:35,626 Flaughsl 304 00:12:35,739 --> 00:12:37,901 You just did it, didn't you? 305 00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:43,540 All right. 306 00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:44,740 Three feet apart, all right? 307 00:12:44,859 --> 00:12:46,065 Tres, all right? 308 00:12:46,219 --> 00:12:49,029 And mucha agua en la mafiana. 309 00:12:49,179 --> 00:12:51,307 Can you tell him no food and lots of water in the morning? 310 00:12:51,419 --> 00:12:53,103 - He knows. - Does he? Yeah? 311 00:12:53,219 --> 00:12:55,381 'Cause I don't feel like I'm getting much back from him. 312 00:12:55,499 --> 00:12:57,024 I know you get it. 313 00:12:57,139 --> 00:12:59,062 You know Lou wants to do zucchini flowers on special 314 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,944 now that the frost is gone, so let's be ready when they come in. 315 00:13:02,059 --> 00:13:03,026 You got it, boss. 316 00:13:03,139 --> 00:13:04,220 [Wags] All right, ladies and gentlemen. 317 00:13:04,339 --> 00:13:06,262 We are up 32% year-to-date, 318 00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:09,144 and we are open to all moneymaking ideas. 319 00:13:09,259 --> 00:13:11,944 Longs, shorts, sells, covers- 320 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,265 all Alpha welcome. 321 00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:15,950 The choppy waters out there are perfect... 322 00:13:16,059 --> 00:13:17,026 for us. 323 00:13:17,139 --> 00:13:19,870 For the average investor, hell, no. 324 00:13:19,979 --> 00:13:23,779 But never forget- what's bad for him is good for us, 325 00:13:23,899 --> 00:13:28,188 if-if we're as smart as we think we are. 326 00:13:28,299 --> 00:13:31,906 If not, the heat will melt us like an Almond Joy in the sun. 327 00:13:32,059 --> 00:13:32,946 [laughter] 328 00:13:33,099 --> 00:13:35,750 So are you smart enough? 329 00:13:35,859 --> 00:13:37,304 Some of us fucking are. 330 00:13:37,419 --> 00:13:39,103 [laughter] 331 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,300 How about you, Pouch? 332 00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:43,508 How am I supposed to answer that? 333 00:13:43,619 --> 00:13:44,859 You already have. 334 00:13:44,979 --> 00:13:46,504 Sadly. 335 00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:48,986 What happened on Eureka Trans-ship? 336 00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:50,385 You knew they were gonna whiff their numbers. 337 00:13:50,499 --> 00:13:51,989 Why didn't you bang the short harder? 338 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,624 You left five fucking percent on the table. 339 00:13:53,739 --> 00:13:56,982 I thought they were gonna whiff, but I didn't know. 340 00:13:57,099 --> 00:13:59,181 You are such a pussy on the short side. 341 00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:00,585 [laughter] 342 00:14:00,699 --> 00:14:02,030 Go home and get your fucking shine box. 343 00:14:02,139 --> 00:14:03,345 Insulted him a little bit. 344 00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:04,790 Yeah, a little bit. 345 00:14:04,899 --> 00:14:07,106 Axe, you saw my position. You could have upped him. 346 00:14:07,259 --> 00:14:08,545 That's what I'm paying you for. 347 00:14:08,659 --> 00:14:10,309 You see an opportunity like that again, 348 00:14:10,419 --> 00:14:13,070 you grab it like it's a horse cock and you're Catherine the Great. 349 00:14:13,179 --> 00:14:14,544 [laughter] 350 00:14:14,659 --> 00:14:16,149 Okay, okay, Okay- 351 00:14:16,259 --> 00:14:20,059 Saldana, why are we still tied up in those hospitals? 352 00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:21,419 Baby boomers. 353 00:14:21,539 --> 00:14:23,428 They're getting old, so they're getting sick. 354 00:14:23,539 --> 00:14:25,223 When the group reports patient volumes, 355 00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:27,068 it's gonna overshoot street expectations. 356 00:14:27,179 --> 00:14:29,147 We're talking 10% move. 357 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,421 That incremental revenue will drop right to the bottom line, 358 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:34,588 and the stock's gonna pop like a prom queen's cherry. 359 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:35,621 [laughter] 360 00:14:35,739 --> 00:14:37,264 Good fucking answer. 361 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:39,029 It really is. God damn it. 362 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,903 Okay, new-idea time. 363 00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:43,021 [man clears throat] 364 00:14:43,139 --> 00:14:45,426 Donnie Caan, what do you have for us? 365 00:14:47,099 --> 00:14:50,421 I think Apple still has room to move north. 366 00:14:50,539 --> 00:14:52,223 Really? 367 00:14:53,219 --> 00:14:55,904 Our investors pay us a three percent management fee 368 00:14:56,059 --> 00:14:57,663 and 30% of their profits, 369 00:14:57,779 --> 00:15:00,749 and you want me to tell them we're buying some fucking Apple? 370 00:15:02,059 --> 00:15:03,185 Sorry, Axe. 371 00:15:03,299 --> 00:15:07,099 L-I guess I'm just not seeing the matrix right now. 372 00:15:07,219 --> 00:15:08,869 That's a little unsettling, Donnie, 373 00:15:08,979 --> 00:15:11,459 since seeing the matrix is your entire fucking job. 374 00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:13,263 It's kind of like if you were a hurdler 375 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,381 and instead ofjumping over the fucking hurdles- 376 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:17,103 It's okay, Donnie. 377 00:15:17,219 --> 00:15:18,505 You'll see it again. 378 00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:19,620 Hang in. 379 00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:22,265 Okay, guys? 380 00:15:22,419 --> 00:15:24,069 Let's go out there, bring some meat back to camp. 381 00:15:24,179 --> 00:15:25,908 Or some nuts. 382 00:15:26,019 --> 00:15:27,100 Hunt or gather. 383 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,028 [indistinct conversations] 384 00:15:30,979 --> 00:15:33,425 I'm sorry. I tried to give you the heads-up, but... 385 00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:39,147 [Steve] Phones down. 386 00:15:39,259 --> 00:15:41,421 We're SEC Compliance. 387 00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:43,587 I need all portfolio managers and analysts 388 00:15:43,699 --> 00:15:45,144 to return to their desks. 389 00:15:45,259 --> 00:15:46,909 Traders, stay here. 390 00:15:47,019 --> 00:15:49,545 The case officers will meet each pod 391 00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:53,186 and expect full cooperation. 392 00:15:55,259 --> 00:15:57,307 Better answer their questions. 393 00:15:57,419 --> 00:15:58,705 Cooperate. 394 00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:01,464 This group of energy trades- 395 00:16:01,579 --> 00:16:03,661 I'd like you to supply the research behind them. 396 00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:06,146 I was tasked, so I supplied it. 397 00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:08,227 Right, but going through your reports, I see gaps. 398 00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:11,462 Like this Boardwalk Pipeline move- what supported it? 399 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,468 It was an event-driven strategy. 400 00:16:15,979 --> 00:16:17,504 Okay, it was based on an unsolicited tip. 401 00:16:17,619 --> 00:16:20,270 The trade was near 100,000 shares. 402 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:25,021 Close to a $2.5 million position based on a rumor. 403 00:16:25,139 --> 00:16:27,028 It seemed... 404 00:16:27,139 --> 00:16:29,028 solid. 405 00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:31,824 Looking at telecom-this Verizon trade? 406 00:16:31,939 --> 00:16:34,180 It's part of an event-driven macroplay. 407 00:16:34,299 --> 00:16:35,710 Bullshit. 408 00:16:37,299 --> 00:16:38,710 All right, I got a tip. 409 00:16:38,819 --> 00:16:40,264 And the pharmaceutical trades? 410 00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:41,824 That was phone-a-tip. 411 00:16:41,939 --> 00:16:44,306 Incoming tip. What am I, a fucking schmuck? 412 00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:45,790 Of course I'm gonna listen. 413 00:16:45,899 --> 00:16:48,550 That was a prom-night promise. 414 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,024 And that means...? 415 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,664 "Just the tip." 416 00:16:52,659 --> 00:16:54,946 So this is your entire book and trading history 417 00:16:55,059 --> 00:16:56,390 for the past three months? 418 00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:57,705 That's right. 419 00:16:57,819 --> 00:16:58,786 Wow. 420 00:16:58,979 --> 00:17:00,469 Bit of a rough patch, huh? 421 00:17:00,579 --> 00:17:02,502 Seriously? 422 00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:05,660 Gonna need to see your trades for the past 90 days. 423 00:17:05,779 --> 00:17:07,463 Unless you got a Wells notice with my name on it, 424 00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:09,183 you're not gonna see jack shit. 425 00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:10,983 Come on, we can pull it all down from the server anyway, 426 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,510 so you may as well cooperate. 427 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:14,189 Mm. Good point. 428 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:15,221 Lawyer. 429 00:17:15,339 --> 00:17:17,023 Your boss said you should cooperate. 430 00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:19,028 Oh. Lawyer. 431 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,709 Just answer the question. 432 00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:23,185 You answer me one. 433 00:17:23,299 --> 00:17:24,949 How much do you make? 434 00:17:25,059 --> 00:17:26,902 [knock on door] 435 00:17:28,019 --> 00:17:30,943 I'm gonna need access to your files, paper, and computer. 436 00:17:31,059 --> 00:17:32,220 For what? 437 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:33,949 I'm authorized to check that all trades comply- 438 00:17:34,059 --> 00:17:35,060 I'm not a trader. 439 00:17:35,219 --> 00:17:37,460 Whatever you call yourself, after I review- 440 00:17:37,579 --> 00:17:40,344 My files are confidential. You're not seeing them. 441 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,427 You can call the Attorney General if you want, 442 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,382 and tell her I say "hi" if you do. 443 00:17:44,499 --> 00:17:45,910 We had dinner last month. 444 00:17:46,059 --> 00:17:48,141 Otherwise, fuck off. 445 00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:52,229 ♪ Dramatic music I 446 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:57,345 N!' 447 00:17:58,899 --> 00:18:01,505 Enough. Okay. Enough. 448 00:18:01,659 --> 00:18:03,787 [claps hands] 449 00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:05,981 I hope you enjoyed the lifeboat drill this morning. 450 00:18:06,099 --> 00:18:07,339 [man] Are you kidding me? 451 00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:09,069 We did not do well. 452 00:18:09,179 --> 00:18:11,944 In fact, we sank. 453 00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:14,949 If it were a real SEC raid, we would have been fucked. 454 00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:17,061 Get the fuck out of here. [scoffs] 455 00:18:17,219 --> 00:18:18,505 I shit my pants for nothing? 456 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,587 I didn't do this for my amusement. 457 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,622 What happened to Steven Birch- 458 00:18:22,739 --> 00:18:25,948 who I am sure will be cleared of any wrongdoing- 459 00:18:26,099 --> 00:18:26,986 it could happen to us. 460 00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:29,500 So we need to be prepared. 461 00:18:29,619 --> 00:18:31,223 To that end, say hello 462 00:18:31,339 --> 00:18:34,070 to our new and improved Compliance Department. 463 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,863 [Bill] These assholes work here now? 464 00:18:35,979 --> 00:18:37,344 That they do. 465 00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:40,588 They're here for our support and our protection, 466 00:18:40,739 --> 00:18:42,423 and you will not even be taking a piss 467 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:45,383 without them close enough to give it a shake. 468 00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:49,066 From here on, we evaluate every move, 469 00:18:49,179 --> 00:18:51,830 not just for the upside, but for its ethical grounding. 470 00:18:51,939 --> 00:18:52,986 We have to be more pure 471 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,067 than the Virgin Mary before her first period. 472 00:18:55,179 --> 00:18:57,341 Fuck, Wags. 473 00:18:57,459 --> 00:19:01,180 How the hell are we supposed to make any money? 474 00:19:01,299 --> 00:19:03,222 You think this is a joke, Victor? 475 00:19:05,139 --> 00:19:07,107 You, in particular, were flagged. 476 00:19:07,219 --> 00:19:08,550 Flagged? 477 00:19:08,659 --> 00:19:11,742 Your short on that chip maker. 478 00:19:11,899 --> 00:19:13,628 Eleva Peripherals. 479 00:19:13,739 --> 00:19:17,903 Netted 38% fresh blubber on that seal hunt. 480 00:19:18,019 --> 00:19:20,989 Rotten carcass-over the line. 481 00:19:21,099 --> 00:19:24,262 We're lucky the SEC hasn't come calling already. 482 00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:25,665 You're done. 483 00:19:25,779 --> 00:19:27,224 Fired. 484 00:19:28,259 --> 00:19:29,943 Clear out. 485 00:19:30,059 --> 00:19:31,549 Leave your key cards. 486 00:19:31,659 --> 00:19:36,665 ♪ Suspenseful music I 487 00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:40,903 This is bullshit. 488 00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:43,670 I didn't do anything out of bounds, no more than anyone else. 489 00:19:43,779 --> 00:19:45,144 Did I sign off on that trade? 490 00:19:45,259 --> 00:19:46,465 No, I did not. 491 00:19:46,579 --> 00:19:48,422 Don't say anything else. 492 00:19:48,539 --> 00:19:51,986 I trusted you with my name and my capital, 493 00:19:52,099 --> 00:19:53,783 and you fucked me. 494 00:19:53,939 --> 00:19:55,987 You put us all at risk 495 00:19:56,099 --> 00:19:57,988 with your deceitful, illegal moves. 496 00:19:58,099 --> 00:20:00,022 Now get out of here. 497 00:20:00,139 --> 00:20:05,145 III 498 00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:11,068 All right, everybody, back at it. 499 00:20:11,179 --> 00:20:14,228 Play hard, play clean. 500 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:17,104 Be careful out there. 501 00:20:17,219 --> 00:20:18,630 That was a hell of a public spanking. 502 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,150 Make sure our investors know about it. 503 00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:21,425 On it. 504 00:20:21,539 --> 00:20:24,019 I'm gonna make sure Garth Sykes hears about it ASAP. 505 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,022 You're gonna be a god on the street by lunchtime. 506 00:20:26,179 --> 00:20:27,305 I thought I already was one. 507 00:20:27,419 --> 00:20:29,228 - Greater god. - [scoffs] 508 00:20:31,059 --> 00:20:33,460 Don't you fucking touch me! 509 00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:35,069 Or my cell phone. 510 00:20:37,139 --> 00:20:40,143 [door opens, closes] 511 00:20:44,179 --> 00:20:47,183 [keys clacking] 512 00:20:50,339 --> 00:20:53,309 I was going to tell you about the compliance gag, 513 00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:55,461 but you didn't show up at the charity dinner, 514 00:20:55,579 --> 00:20:56,705 and then... 515 00:20:56,819 --> 00:21:00,028 Then I was half a hallway from your office. 516 00:21:00,139 --> 00:21:01,584 TW again. 517 00:21:01,699 --> 00:21:03,747 Honest? It was an oversight. 518 00:21:03,979 --> 00:21:05,947 No, it wasn't. You don't make them. 519 00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:06,946 And that matters. 520 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,585 But what matters more right now is that Victor 521 00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,350 is exactly the wrong person to fire that way. 522 00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:13,620 That was spur of the moment. 523 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:16,106 It was a spur-of-the-moment fuck-up. 524 00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:18,982 His entire psychological makeup 525 00:21:19,099 --> 00:21:22,182 sets him up to react very poorly to public humiliation. 526 00:21:22,299 --> 00:21:25,143 The same things that made him a profit center for you 527 00:21:25,259 --> 00:21:28,308 will make him a difficult adversary if he's not handled right. 528 00:21:28,419 --> 00:21:29,909 He will stew and obsess 529 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:32,260 and find a way to exact revenge on you. 530 00:21:33,219 --> 00:21:35,062 Okay. I can see that. 531 00:21:35,179 --> 00:21:36,465 Will you fix it? 532 00:21:39,619 --> 00:21:42,065 Go do it, please. 533 00:21:42,179 --> 00:21:44,068 I made a mistake not looping you in. 534 00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:45,226 I admit that. 535 00:21:45,339 --> 00:21:47,546 "Mistake." 536 00:21:47,659 --> 00:21:49,229 Last chance. 537 00:21:50,019 --> 00:21:51,942 Okay. 538 00:21:52,099 --> 00:21:53,430 It was a red team drill. 539 00:21:53,539 --> 00:21:56,190 I wanted everybody to react as they would naturally. 540 00:21:59,299 --> 00:22:01,142 I left you out on purpose. 541 00:22:04,179 --> 00:22:05,783 And I will make it up to you. 542 00:22:05,979 --> 00:22:07,504 Please deal with Victor. 543 00:22:15,379 --> 00:22:17,666 Sean Ayles, please. It's Lara Axelrod. 544 00:22:19,019 --> 00:22:20,259 Sean. Hi. 545 00:22:20,419 --> 00:22:21,864 This is the call you've been waiting for. 546 00:22:21,979 --> 00:22:24,300 I wanted to talk to you about making a donation. 547 00:22:24,419 --> 00:22:25,500 [chuckles] 548 00:22:25,619 --> 00:22:28,020 I figured you would. 549 00:22:28,179 --> 00:22:30,466 And about naming rights. 550 00:22:30,579 --> 00:22:33,469 [Sean] And so the names on these buildings 551 00:22:33,579 --> 00:22:36,059 become more than just identifiers. 552 00:22:36,179 --> 00:22:40,787 They become signifiers of a grander age, 553 00:22:40,939 --> 00:22:45,149 when titans of industry understood that the purpose of their wealth 554 00:22:45,259 --> 00:22:48,980 was to support the performative arts to improve the quality of life 555 00:22:49,099 --> 00:22:52,626 for all those who live in and visit this city. 556 00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:55,581 Now give me the Gettysburg Address. 557 00:22:56,619 --> 00:22:59,702 I'm sorry. That...sounded rehearsed. 558 00:23:01,219 --> 00:23:02,744 I'm vamping. 559 00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:04,941 [clears throat] I'm in a difficult spot. 560 00:23:05,059 --> 00:23:06,026 No. Yeah, I know, 561 00:23:06,139 --> 00:23:09,939 because what you need to tell me is that the Eads family 562 00:23:10,059 --> 00:23:13,984 owns the naming rights to this building in perpetuity. 563 00:23:14,139 --> 00:23:16,904 But I'm here offering you $100 million, 564 00:23:17,059 --> 00:23:19,266 which you need to extract somehow 565 00:23:19,379 --> 00:23:21,461 without giving me what I want. 566 00:23:23,179 --> 00:23:24,704 I'm in a difficult spot. 567 00:23:24,859 --> 00:23:26,987 No. Yeah, I know. 568 00:23:27,099 --> 00:23:30,467 Also, "performative" does not mean "performance." 569 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,748 Most donors like an air of- 570 00:23:33,859 --> 00:23:35,190 I don't. 571 00:23:37,059 --> 00:23:38,948 There are other naming opportunities on the ground 572 00:23:39,059 --> 00:23:41,266 that would give you the status and sense of permanence 573 00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:42,420 that you need. 574 00:23:42,539 --> 00:23:44,940 Why is this building so important to you? 575 00:23:46,539 --> 00:23:49,110 Here's why it's important to you. 576 00:23:49,259 --> 00:23:52,103 It's the only way you are getting even a dollar out of me. 577 00:23:52,259 --> 00:23:53,943 Now, I happen to have discovered 578 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,107 that the remaining members of the Eads family 579 00:23:56,219 --> 00:23:58,062 are in a financial pinch. 580 00:23:58,179 --> 00:24:00,022 They need to raise cash. 581 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:03,109 And they will have a hard time getting a hold of the kind of loan they need 582 00:24:03,219 --> 00:24:05,028 to pay off their other loans. 583 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:09,269 So I want you to tell them that I will pay them $25 million 584 00:24:09,379 --> 00:24:12,906 to allow me to replace their family name 585 00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,942 with mine. 586 00:24:15,059 --> 00:24:17,266 Then I will donate the 100, 587 00:24:17,379 --> 00:24:19,666 and you can begin your renovations. 588 00:24:19,779 --> 00:24:22,669 ♪ Pensive music I 589 00:24:22,779 --> 00:24:26,022 N!' 590 00:24:26,139 --> 00:24:27,220 Oh. 591 00:24:29,339 --> 00:24:32,866 There is one condition I'll need you to sign off on. 592 00:24:36,259 --> 00:24:38,990 [keys jingling] 593 00:24:39,139 --> 00:24:41,506 - [gasps] - Don't scream. 594 00:24:41,619 --> 00:24:43,189 Look there. 595 00:24:43,299 --> 00:24:45,666 [moaning] 596 00:24:45,779 --> 00:24:48,305 What the fuck? 597 00:24:48,419 --> 00:24:49,420 Get out. 598 00:24:49,539 --> 00:24:50,620 I'm calling the police. 599 00:24:50,779 --> 00:24:52,543 You don't want to do that, Tara. 600 00:24:53,539 --> 00:24:54,540 Who the fuck are you? 601 00:24:54,699 --> 00:24:55,700 [moaning continues] 602 00:24:55,819 --> 00:24:57,309 Your newest and bestest. 603 00:24:57,419 --> 00:25:00,662 You should stay and listen to me. 604 00:25:00,779 --> 00:25:03,350 Or else this goes viral. 605 00:25:03,499 --> 00:25:04,864 You're making me weak. 606 00:25:04,979 --> 00:25:07,061 "You're making me weak." 607 00:25:07,179 --> 00:25:08,863 [scoffs] 608 00:25:08,979 --> 00:25:11,346 We have-we have training against this. 609 00:25:11,459 --> 00:25:13,905 You think you're gonna fucking blackmail me? 610 00:25:14,019 --> 00:25:16,067 So what? I fuck girls, guys. 611 00:25:16,219 --> 00:25:18,028 Who cares? Everyone fucks. 612 00:25:18,179 --> 00:25:21,069 That thing has no chance to compromise me. 613 00:25:21,179 --> 00:25:22,783 I hope it at least gets you off, man. 614 00:25:25,019 --> 00:25:27,590 What gets me off would disturb you 615 00:25:27,699 --> 00:25:30,100 at such a deep level, honey, 616 00:25:30,219 --> 00:25:32,620 you'd be best served never to think about it again. 617 00:25:37,179 --> 00:25:40,740 Folks in your line care about that kind of thing, though. 618 00:25:40,859 --> 00:25:42,702 And this- 619 00:25:42,819 --> 00:25:45,902 your hair... 620 00:25:46,019 --> 00:25:48,625 which will test positive for cocaine, 621 00:25:48,739 --> 00:25:52,425 can be in Chuck Rhoades' hands within an hour. 622 00:25:52,539 --> 00:25:56,544 You're gonna watch, listen, and report, 623 00:25:56,659 --> 00:25:59,060 and everything's gonna be fine. 624 00:26:02,539 --> 00:26:04,428 It's a lot to take in. 625 00:26:07,139 --> 00:26:08,584 We've already gone through all of this crap. 626 00:26:08,699 --> 00:26:11,100 I heard back from my sources. 627 00:26:11,219 --> 00:26:13,506 There's a war room set up at Birch's- 628 00:26:13,619 --> 00:26:15,508 lawyers, accountants, the whole thing. 629 00:26:15,619 --> 00:26:17,587 Guys at his shop are prepping their résumés. 630 00:26:17,739 --> 00:26:20,504 Well, if it was just smoke, they'd issue a denial. 631 00:26:20,659 --> 00:26:21,945 Keep working. 632 00:26:22,059 --> 00:26:24,346 Yeah. They're treating this article like it's a warrant. 633 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:28,100 Somebody wanted to hurt Birch, and they wanted us on the ass end. 634 00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:30,950 So they leaked it. 635 00:26:31,059 --> 00:26:32,106 And I do not like it. 636 00:26:32,219 --> 00:26:34,426 We need the reins back in our hands. 637 00:26:34,539 --> 00:26:35,586 Understood. 638 00:26:35,699 --> 00:26:37,588 You want me to stay on this Axe/Decker thing or...? 639 00:26:37,699 --> 00:26:39,986 No. Set that aside. 640 00:26:40,139 --> 00:26:43,268 Until we know at least as much as this fucking reporter knows, 641 00:26:43,379 --> 00:26:45,222 let's keep the brights on Steven Birch. 642 00:26:45,339 --> 00:26:46,386 All right. 643 00:26:46,499 --> 00:26:47,546 Get me every article 644 00:26:47,659 --> 00:26:51,106 Randy Kornbluth wrote in the past year. 645 00:26:51,219 --> 00:26:53,301 All of Mike Dimonda's articles, too. 646 00:26:53,419 --> 00:26:54,580 We'll start there. 647 00:27:07,779 --> 00:27:09,349 Mike. 648 00:27:09,499 --> 00:27:11,866 [car door opens] 649 00:27:15,099 --> 00:27:17,864 Good parlor trick, knowing my address. 650 00:27:17,979 --> 00:27:19,981 That'll look like a fun intimidation tactic 651 00:27:20,099 --> 00:27:21,305 when I write this up. 652 00:27:21,419 --> 00:27:24,980 Oh, you're not writing this up, because that would be a small win, 653 00:27:25,139 --> 00:27:27,426 and you're not in it for small wins. 654 00:27:27,539 --> 00:27:29,746 No, you've come too far. Too young an age for that. 655 00:27:29,859 --> 00:27:31,987 No, I'm in it because people deserve to know the truth 656 00:27:32,099 --> 00:27:33,225 - about power and money and- - Whoa. Wait a minute. 657 00:27:33,339 --> 00:27:36,502 What are you, Glenn Greenwald all of a sudden? 658 00:27:36,619 --> 00:27:37,825 - Come on. - [both chuckle] 659 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:42,230 You know, I've, uh- I've been reading... 660 00:27:42,339 --> 00:27:44,546 Randy Kornbluth lately. 661 00:27:44,699 --> 00:27:47,179 He usually covers state politics. 662 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:50,781 He hasn't had a hard business story in 18 months, 663 00:27:50,899 --> 00:27:54,460 but all of a sudden, he hooks into a full-blown crime story... 664 00:27:54,579 --> 00:27:56,024 on Steven Birch. 665 00:27:57,139 --> 00:27:58,664 His article quotes 666 00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:01,862 former federal prosecutor James Robbins, 667 00:28:01,979 --> 00:28:02,946 who says that the connection 668 00:28:03,059 --> 00:28:05,585 between hedge funds and company officials 669 00:28:05,699 --> 00:28:07,463 must be probed. 670 00:28:09,019 --> 00:28:11,465 You know who else likes quoting James Robbins? 671 00:28:11,579 --> 00:28:13,069 You. 672 00:28:13,179 --> 00:28:15,546 Seven times in the past six months. 673 00:28:15,659 --> 00:28:17,184 He's a widely respected source with connections- 674 00:28:17,299 --> 00:28:19,427 He's a fucking rent-a-quote. 675 00:28:19,539 --> 00:28:22,907 I know you really wrote the Birch story, 676 00:28:23,019 --> 00:28:26,990 and I think I know why you chose to hide that fact. 677 00:28:27,099 --> 00:28:28,908 If I am such a careerist, 678 00:28:29,019 --> 00:28:30,669 why would I ever hide something that good? 679 00:28:30,779 --> 00:28:33,100 'Cause you thought it would endear you to someone. 680 00:28:35,179 --> 00:28:36,590 What you should have done, 681 00:28:36,699 --> 00:28:39,066 if you were really playing an elevated game, 682 00:28:39,179 --> 00:28:41,705 was come to me with what you had. 683 00:28:41,819 --> 00:28:44,902 See, if I had something better to give you in exchange for you holding on to it- 684 00:28:45,019 --> 00:28:47,499 You have never been willing to play any kind of game with me. 685 00:28:47,619 --> 00:28:49,906 I didn't know you were ready to play in the bigs, man. 686 00:28:50,059 --> 00:28:51,584 Now I do. 687 00:28:51,699 --> 00:28:53,269 So these are the rules. 688 00:28:53,379 --> 00:28:54,869 You tell me who fed you that- 689 00:28:55,019 --> 00:28:56,544 No. 690 00:28:56,659 --> 00:28:58,946 I'm gonna head inside, 691 00:28:59,059 --> 00:29:00,902 because this conversation has peaked, 692 00:29:01,019 --> 00:29:04,387 and you don't get to tell me the rules. 693 00:29:04,499 --> 00:29:05,830 You're correct. 694 00:29:05,939 --> 00:29:08,101 I'm not gonna write up this ambush. 695 00:29:08,219 --> 00:29:09,630 But I can... 696 00:29:09,739 --> 00:29:12,310 anytime I want to. 697 00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:14,581 So think about that the next time 698 00:29:14,699 --> 00:29:16,940 you try and bar me from a press conference 699 00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:18,549 or dodge my call. 700 00:29:18,659 --> 00:29:20,343 Have a good night. 701 00:29:22,379 --> 00:29:23,824 [keys jinglel 702 00:29:23,939 --> 00:29:28,069 [door opens, closes] 703 00:29:28,219 --> 00:29:31,109 ♪ Tense music I 704 00:29:31,219 --> 00:29:33,301 N!' 705 00:29:33,419 --> 00:29:35,262 All right. Thank you. 706 00:29:40,259 --> 00:29:41,943 Uh... 707 00:29:42,059 --> 00:29:44,585 you know what? 708 00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:47,219 Here's the 20 for whatever the guy in the blue shirt back there wants. 709 00:29:47,339 --> 00:29:49,103 - [man] I got you. - Okay, thank you. 710 00:29:49,219 --> 00:29:50,823 Okay, guys, let's go. Come on. 711 00:29:50,939 --> 00:29:53,385 Now, you guys remember when we threw Grandpa 712 00:29:53,539 --> 00:29:56,270 a surprise party for his birthday and we all had to keep the secret? 713 00:29:56,379 --> 00:29:57,301 Yeah. 714 00:29:57,459 --> 00:29:59,223 Okay. Why do we have to keep the secret? 715 00:29:59,379 --> 00:30:00,460 To make Grandpa happy. 716 00:30:00,579 --> 00:30:02,388 Right. So this is like that, okay? 717 00:30:02,499 --> 00:30:05,787 We don't tell anyone about the doughnuts to make Mommy happy. 718 00:30:05,899 --> 00:30:06,980 Okay? 719 00:30:08,179 --> 00:30:10,147 Rhoades! 720 00:30:10,259 --> 00:30:13,308 Don't you walk away before you meet my kids. 721 00:30:13,419 --> 00:30:16,343 Mr. Kroll, we are in a public place... 722 00:30:16,459 --> 00:30:19,030 with, uh, as you say, our children. 723 00:30:19,139 --> 00:30:22,029 Uh, why don't you guys go sit on the bench over there, okay? 724 00:30:22,139 --> 00:30:24,790 Take your sister over there. 725 00:30:24,899 --> 00:30:26,981 L-I don't need your, um... 726 00:30:27,099 --> 00:30:28,988 kindness now. 727 00:30:29,099 --> 00:30:31,261 L-I needed it at sentencing. 728 00:30:34,259 --> 00:30:37,661 This is Margo and Stevie. 729 00:30:38,939 --> 00:30:39,826 Hello. 730 00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:41,987 I kept them out of school today so we could be together 731 00:30:42,099 --> 00:30:44,067 because I go to prison tomorrow. 732 00:30:45,659 --> 00:30:47,149 How do you live with yourself? 733 00:30:48,299 --> 00:30:49,744 - How? - Yeah. 734 00:30:51,219 --> 00:30:52,220 I think long and hard 735 00:30:52,339 --> 00:30:56,549 before any prosecution in my office goes forward. 736 00:30:56,659 --> 00:31:00,141 And I'm proudest of the cases I choose not to prosecute. 737 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:03,706 But when I go forward, it's full guns. 738 00:31:03,859 --> 00:31:06,260 I made one goddamn mistake. 739 00:31:06,379 --> 00:31:08,780 And who got hurt? 740 00:31:08,899 --> 00:31:09,741 No one. 741 00:31:09,859 --> 00:31:10,781 You could have let it go. 742 00:31:10,899 --> 00:31:11,900 You committed mail fraud. 743 00:31:12,019 --> 00:31:15,341 And you knew that my wife had died... 744 00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:17,188 suddenly... 745 00:31:17,299 --> 00:31:19,540 and that I was desperate and lost. 746 00:31:19,659 --> 00:31:20,626 You read the articles. 747 00:31:20,739 --> 00:31:22,309 You-you got letters from 100 people 748 00:31:22,459 --> 00:31:24,780 who vouched for the man that I was and would be again. 749 00:31:26,419 --> 00:31:29,423 I'm what those kids have left. 750 00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:33,669 And they won't have me again for four years. 751 00:31:35,219 --> 00:31:37,062 Have a nice stroll with yours. 752 00:31:37,179 --> 00:31:38,544 And take your fucking $20 753 00:31:38,659 --> 00:31:41,629 or just leave it here for the birds to pick at. 754 00:31:44,179 --> 00:31:45,305 Let's go, kids. 755 00:31:45,419 --> 00:31:47,387 Daddy's done with this asshole. 756 00:31:52,739 --> 00:31:53,865 [Butch] You wanted to see me? 757 00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:55,469 Hey. 758 00:31:56,899 --> 00:32:01,461 I want to give you a short that you're not gonna bail on too quick. 759 00:32:01,579 --> 00:32:02,785 Do you know Cross-Co.? 760 00:32:02,899 --> 00:32:04,788 Cross-Co. Trucking. I've been tracking it. 761 00:32:04,899 --> 00:32:05,786 Mid-size firm, 762 00:32:05,899 --> 00:32:09,460 has a big distribution contract with that bakery company Yumfime. 763 00:32:09,579 --> 00:32:11,468 Been holding 50. 764 00:32:11,579 --> 00:32:13,627 Fundamentals are solid. 765 00:32:13,739 --> 00:32:15,389 I don't see the short play. 766 00:32:15,499 --> 00:32:18,150 I don't need you to see it. I need you to do it. 767 00:32:18,259 --> 00:32:20,626 We'll get 50 on the tape. We'll size up later. 768 00:32:23,099 --> 00:32:25,784 You got a fucking problem with this? 769 00:32:25,939 --> 00:32:27,100 No. 770 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,345 [Wags sighs] 771 00:32:34,459 --> 00:32:36,063 You plug that investor leakage? 772 00:32:36,179 --> 00:32:38,102 I thought I'd done exactly that, 773 00:32:38,219 --> 00:32:40,620 but I haven't been able to get Garth Sykes on the phone. 774 00:32:41,619 --> 00:32:43,064 He bails, it hurts us. 775 00:32:43,179 --> 00:32:44,943 Yeah. I tried. 776 00:32:45,059 --> 00:32:47,141 But I think I need you to show face with this guy. 777 00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:48,943 You got this. 778 00:32:49,059 --> 00:32:50,140 That's why I have you. 779 00:32:50,299 --> 00:32:51,664 [keys clacking] 780 00:32:51,779 --> 00:32:54,510 [birds chirping] 781 00:32:54,619 --> 00:32:56,587 That fucker thinks that if you come running over here, 782 00:32:56,699 --> 00:32:59,589 I'm gonna forget he fired me in front of everyone I know? 783 00:32:59,699 --> 00:33:01,144 Who knows what he thinks? 784 00:33:01,259 --> 00:33:03,023 One minute, you're his most trusted advisor, 785 00:33:03,139 --> 00:33:05,187 the next, you're on the outside. 786 00:33:05,299 --> 00:33:07,028 I'm here because... 787 00:33:07,139 --> 00:33:08,982 I think you might make it worse for yourself, 788 00:33:09,099 --> 00:33:10,021 and I don't want to see that. 789 00:33:10,139 --> 00:33:12,267 The money I made him... 790 00:33:12,379 --> 00:33:14,108 He treated me like a lowlife. 791 00:33:14,219 --> 00:33:16,301 And that's a trigger for you. 792 00:33:16,419 --> 00:33:18,308 Everyone laughing at me growing up. 793 00:33:18,419 --> 00:33:19,784 The dyslexia. 794 00:33:19,979 --> 00:33:21,344 Even the teachers. 795 00:33:21,459 --> 00:33:23,063 I sent every one of those pricks 796 00:33:23,179 --> 00:33:25,420 a photo of my first million-dollar bonus check. 797 00:33:25,539 --> 00:33:28,861 That made you feel really good for about 24 hours, 798 00:33:28,979 --> 00:33:30,140 and then you hated yourself 799 00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:32,546 for letting them know they ever got to you. 800 00:33:32,659 --> 00:33:33,706 Kind of. 801 00:33:33,819 --> 00:33:35,901 Sometimes. 802 00:33:36,019 --> 00:33:37,783 This is different. 803 00:33:37,899 --> 00:33:40,345 I know plenty about how Axe Capital works- 804 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:42,029 the dirty edge, 805 00:33:42,139 --> 00:33:44,506 the proprietary trading techniques. 806 00:33:44,619 --> 00:33:46,781 - I know how the secret sauce is made. - Yeah. 807 00:33:47,019 --> 00:33:49,590 I'm sure you could put out a Schott's Miscellany about the place. 808 00:33:49,699 --> 00:33:50,541 Schott's? 809 00:33:50,659 --> 00:33:53,549 It's like a Farmers' Almanac for non-farm stuff. 810 00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:56,424 Then, yeah, I could put out a couple of volumes 811 00:33:56,539 --> 00:33:58,143 of Schott's Miscellany about the place. 812 00:33:58,259 --> 00:34:00,580 You just need to ask yourself one question first- 813 00:34:00,699 --> 00:34:03,350 are you rich enough to never get another job? 814 00:34:07,459 --> 00:34:09,587 I did work for that man. 815 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,224 Bribed an oil company CFO for him- 816 00:34:11,379 --> 00:34:12,904 Stop talking. 817 00:34:13,019 --> 00:34:14,908 We're not in session. That's not privileged. 818 00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:18,466 Point is, I got all muddied up for him. 819 00:34:18,579 --> 00:34:21,264 Hard not to rub it on his clean, white shirt now. 820 00:34:21,379 --> 00:34:24,269 ♪ Dramatic electronic music I 821 00:34:24,379 --> 00:34:25,619 N!' 822 00:34:25,739 --> 00:34:28,060 Remember Warren Jaffin, the analyst? 823 00:34:29,059 --> 00:34:30,424 Yeah. 824 00:34:30,539 --> 00:34:31,950 Bright guy'? 825 00:34:32,059 --> 00:34:33,060 That kid was sharp. 826 00:34:33,179 --> 00:34:35,068 Employable? 827 00:34:35,179 --> 00:34:36,260 Real sharp, yeah. 828 00:34:36,379 --> 00:34:39,064 Then he balked at his bonus one year and got popped. 829 00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:41,944 He got another job right away at a huge bank- 830 00:34:42,059 --> 00:34:43,948 Three million a year, guaranteed. 831 00:34:44,059 --> 00:34:45,220 Only, word got back to Axe 832 00:34:45,339 --> 00:34:47,307 that Warren had badmouthed him in the interview, 833 00:34:47,459 --> 00:34:49,587 said Axe wasn't generous with him. 834 00:34:49,699 --> 00:34:52,782 So Axe called the head of the bank, 835 00:34:52,899 --> 00:34:56,620 asked him to pull the offer that day, which the guy did. 836 00:34:56,739 --> 00:34:58,309 III 837 00:34:58,419 --> 00:35:00,262 Can you imagine... 838 00:35:00,379 --> 00:35:02,859 how humiliating that was for Warren? 839 00:35:02,979 --> 00:35:06,222 Probably told his whole family, all his friends that he was back. 840 00:35:06,339 --> 00:35:08,103 But Axe didn't leave it there. 841 00:35:08,219 --> 00:35:10,221 He called the president or chairman 842 00:35:10,339 --> 00:35:13,229 of every prime broker, bank, and fund in the industry 843 00:35:13,339 --> 00:35:15,103 and had him blackballed. 844 00:35:15,219 --> 00:35:18,302 Put it out over the loudspeaker, direct from the principal's office- 845 00:35:18,419 --> 00:35:21,821 "if you hire Warren Jaffin, you are my enemy." 846 00:35:21,939 --> 00:35:23,270 III 847 00:35:23,379 --> 00:35:26,747 Do you know what Warren does now? 848 00:35:26,859 --> 00:35:28,304 III 849 00:35:28,419 --> 00:35:30,183 He's got a blog. 850 00:35:32,979 --> 00:35:35,949 You've built a real life for yourself, Victor- 851 00:35:36,059 --> 00:35:37,504 a long way from Queens. 852 00:35:37,619 --> 00:35:38,666 [sighs] 853 00:35:38,779 --> 00:35:40,941 If Axe is certain you'll act like a gentleman, 854 00:35:41,059 --> 00:35:43,460 he will make sure to take care of you. 855 00:35:45,139 --> 00:35:47,904 You were the one that always told me to stand up for myself. 856 00:35:48,059 --> 00:35:51,381 When you can win, yes. 857 00:35:51,499 --> 00:35:55,026 The only way you can win now is by letting it go. 858 00:35:55,139 --> 00:36:00,145 III 859 00:36:01,299 --> 00:36:04,621 You know, I have to confess to something. 860 00:36:04,739 --> 00:36:05,865 Okay. 861 00:36:05,979 --> 00:36:07,185 [sighs] You're not gonna like it. 862 00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:08,983 Fire away. 863 00:36:09,099 --> 00:36:11,864 I took the kids for doughnuts. 864 00:36:11,979 --> 00:36:13,981 I know. 865 00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:15,669 Kevin told me. 866 00:36:17,299 --> 00:36:18,107 Good. 867 00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,869 Oh. 868 00:36:19,979 --> 00:36:20,866 You're glad he cracked? 869 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:24,028 No, I never want them to keep secrets from you. 870 00:36:24,179 --> 00:36:26,580 They're gonna keep them from me their entire teenage years. 871 00:36:26,699 --> 00:36:30,146 They should at least know that they can always confide in you. 872 00:36:30,259 --> 00:36:34,708 And among your many gifts, that is a great one. 873 00:36:34,819 --> 00:36:38,460 Everyone feels like you're always on their side. 874 00:36:38,579 --> 00:36:41,901 Well, I try to be, or at least... 875 00:36:42,019 --> 00:36:43,783 understand where they're coming from. 876 00:36:44,019 --> 00:36:45,669 That's the wonderful part of your job. 877 00:36:45,779 --> 00:36:48,180 You get to employ your empathy. 878 00:36:49,539 --> 00:36:53,225 I have to be a real prick sometimes, you know... 879 00:36:54,259 --> 00:36:55,670 at work. 880 00:36:55,779 --> 00:36:57,941 Yeah. 881 00:36:58,059 --> 00:37:01,268 Sometimes, we all do things we're not proud of at work. 882 00:37:01,379 --> 00:37:03,222 Well, this is different. 883 00:37:04,499 --> 00:37:06,706 When I was in the park with the kids, 884 00:37:06,939 --> 00:37:09,510 there was this guy who... 885 00:37:10,539 --> 00:37:12,701 Specifics don't matter. 886 00:37:14,059 --> 00:37:15,220 What does is 887 00:37:15,339 --> 00:37:19,230 that every once in a while, there's this thing we say- 888 00:37:19,339 --> 00:37:20,500 "I am never so proud 889 00:37:20,619 --> 00:37:24,544 as when I choose not to prosecute a case." 890 00:37:24,699 --> 00:37:27,942 And that's true, in theory. 891 00:37:28,059 --> 00:37:32,303 But once in a while, I wish that I could just be more... 892 00:37:34,499 --> 00:37:36,547 ...human. 893 00:37:36,659 --> 00:37:39,139 ♪ Pensive music I 894 00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:41,102 But I haven't figured out how to do that 895 00:37:41,219 --> 00:37:44,302 and my job at the same time. 896 00:37:44,419 --> 00:37:45,466 You know? 897 00:37:45,579 --> 00:37:49,300 Being 100% good at your job... 898 00:37:49,419 --> 00:37:51,228 III 899 00:37:51,339 --> 00:37:53,990 ...and 100% good... 900 00:37:54,099 --> 00:37:56,022 III 901 00:37:56,139 --> 00:37:59,143 If you figure that one out, let's both quit and write that book. 902 00:37:59,259 --> 00:38:01,546 III 903 00:38:01,659 --> 00:38:04,549 ♪ exotic music I 904 00:38:04,659 --> 00:38:06,821 [men groaning] 905 00:38:08,859 --> 00:38:11,829 [chuckles softly] 906 00:38:11,939 --> 00:38:14,909 It's a luxury to relax every once in a while, isn't it, Garth? 907 00:38:15,019 --> 00:38:17,625 I remember this place-fondly. 908 00:38:17,739 --> 00:38:20,982 Look, the stability of this firm has never been in question. 909 00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:24,660 I need to look into Axelrod's eyes, hear him say it. 910 00:38:24,779 --> 00:38:26,543 Yeah, he will. 911 00:38:26,659 --> 00:38:28,343 I just wanted to hear you first. 912 00:38:28,459 --> 00:38:30,985 I may be from Kentucky, but I'm no rube. 913 00:38:31,139 --> 00:38:32,345 I don't bet on long shots 914 00:38:32,459 --> 00:38:35,144 when it comes to investing the pensions of my members. 915 00:38:35,259 --> 00:38:38,547 That's why they trust me with their $5 billion. 916 00:38:38,659 --> 00:38:41,742 I get nervous, I see someone like Axelrod running around 917 00:38:41,899 --> 00:38:44,630 spending his money like he's a goddamn rap singer. 918 00:38:44,779 --> 00:38:47,510 Emcee. Like a rap emcee. 919 00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:50,099 No, some of 'em sing now. My kids showed me. 920 00:38:50,219 --> 00:38:52,825 Snoop and Kid Rock both. 921 00:38:52,939 --> 00:38:56,864 You're right. You are no rube. 922 00:38:56,979 --> 00:38:59,459 But Bobby Axelrod isn't either. 923 00:38:59,579 --> 00:39:02,469 We've crushed the S&P seven years running, 924 00:39:02,579 --> 00:39:05,867 which means you have crushed the S&P. 925 00:39:05,979 --> 00:39:07,663 [woman] You turn over now. 926 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:09,019 [groans] 927 00:39:09,179 --> 00:39:12,308 Everyone beats it, till they don't. 928 00:39:12,419 --> 00:39:15,468 When I can I see Axe, talk to him about it? 929 00:39:15,579 --> 00:39:18,059 You don't want to rush off now, do you? 930 00:39:18,179 --> 00:39:19,465 [both moan] 931 00:39:19,579 --> 00:39:22,469 ♪ Tense music I 932 00:39:22,579 --> 00:39:24,388 N!' 933 00:39:24,499 --> 00:39:27,469 Here's McCue. She got some stuff on Birch. 934 00:39:27,579 --> 00:39:29,820 You are gonna love my nuts. 935 00:39:29,939 --> 00:39:31,828 Pierre Bernard, 936 00:39:31,939 --> 00:39:34,021 longtime CFO of the Arcadian, 937 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,903 gets passed over for CEO, 938 00:39:36,019 --> 00:39:40,024 gets censured internally for certain financial improprieties. 939 00:39:40,139 --> 00:39:42,426 Press clippings I thought you might want. 940 00:39:42,539 --> 00:39:44,587 And Bernard interviews for a job with Birch 941 00:39:44,699 --> 00:39:45,905 shortly before the trades. 942 00:39:46,019 --> 00:39:48,704 Mm-hmm. We have secretaries on both sides confirming the meet. 943 00:39:48,819 --> 00:39:52,869 Birch's trades on Arcadian occur a half hour afterward. 944 00:39:52,979 --> 00:39:54,663 We alerted our counterparts up north. 945 00:39:54,779 --> 00:39:56,668 The railroad has fired Bernard. 946 00:39:56,779 --> 00:39:58,588 The Canadians are considering prosecution. 947 00:39:58,699 --> 00:40:00,747 He's ready to make a statement implicating Birch. 948 00:40:00,859 --> 00:40:02,429 At Quantico, they call a case this straightforward- 949 00:40:02,539 --> 00:40:03,950 Nobody cares. 950 00:40:04,059 --> 00:40:05,743 Of course not. Why would they? 951 00:40:05,899 --> 00:40:07,708 Rookies always bring up Quantico. 952 00:40:09,419 --> 00:40:11,148 Uh, do you need something else? 953 00:40:12,059 --> 00:40:15,268 Let me know if you need PDF backups of those. 954 00:40:15,379 --> 00:40:16,266 Will do. 955 00:40:16,379 --> 00:40:17,380 He is right, though. 956 00:40:17,539 --> 00:40:19,587 - This Birch thing's a dunker. - Yeah. 957 00:40:21,259 --> 00:40:23,421 Dominique all day. 958 00:40:25,099 --> 00:40:27,579 Wilkins! 959 00:40:32,339 --> 00:40:37,345 III 960 00:40:42,419 --> 00:40:44,626 So tomorrow morning when the arrest warrant is issued, 961 00:40:44,739 --> 00:40:48,061 along with a search warrant, we meet near Birch's firm, all right? 962 00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:50,466 - Mm-hmm. - You guys take him, we take his records. 963 00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:52,343 - Hey, quick question. - Alan. 964 00:40:52,459 --> 00:40:53,506 Are we gonna handcuff him? 965 00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:55,144 Yeah, obviously. 966 00:40:55,259 --> 00:40:57,466 And what about the SEC? Should we alert them? 967 00:40:57,619 --> 00:40:58,620 We already have. 968 00:40:58,739 --> 00:41:01,060 - [Terri] Press? - Probably, all right? 969 00:41:01,179 --> 00:41:02,943 I mean, those news cameras 970 00:41:03,059 --> 00:41:05,460 just have a way of showing up at the right time, don't they? 971 00:41:05,579 --> 00:41:07,263 [laughter] 972 00:41:07,419 --> 00:41:08,784 [man] So we're gonna hit him full on, right? 973 00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:10,788 [echoing] Yeah. We'll get local law enforcement there 974 00:41:10,899 --> 00:41:12,344 on the perimeter, but with the lights out. 975 00:41:12,459 --> 00:41:13,665 [laughter] 976 00:41:13,779 --> 00:41:17,500 [talking continues indistinctly, echoes] 977 00:41:17,619 --> 00:41:20,384 All right, any more questions? We're good? 978 00:41:20,499 --> 00:41:23,548 [talking continues indistinctly, echoes] 979 00:41:23,659 --> 00:41:24,660 Bryan? 980 00:41:24,779 --> 00:41:28,340 III 981 00:41:28,459 --> 00:41:30,302 Let's put a pin in the arrest. 982 00:41:30,419 --> 00:41:31,261 Boss? 983 00:41:31,379 --> 00:41:32,540 Get Birch in here. 984 00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:33,945 It's time to settle. 985 00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:35,902 No, no. N-no way. 986 00:41:36,019 --> 00:41:39,023 We-we have him dead to rights on this trial. 987 00:41:39,139 --> 00:41:41,141 I'm first chair. T-then it's jail for this jamoke. 988 00:41:41,259 --> 00:41:43,580 We have him dead to rights, so he'll fold quick, 989 00:41:43,699 --> 00:41:46,703 and then we get back to what we were doing-Axelrod. 990 00:41:46,819 --> 00:41:50,710 I'm not letting us follow the riderless horse any longer. 991 00:41:50,819 --> 00:41:51,786 Wait. Riderless h- 992 00:41:51,899 --> 00:41:54,140 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. 993 00:41:54,299 --> 00:41:55,744 They were smart. 994 00:41:57,419 --> 00:42:00,025 They sent one of their horses off in a different direction 995 00:42:00,179 --> 00:42:02,864 so the posse would have to split up... 996 00:42:03,019 --> 00:42:05,147 get distracted. 997 00:42:05,259 --> 00:42:09,105 But this was no ordinary posse. 998 00:42:09,219 --> 00:42:12,541 This was a super posse- the super posse. 999 00:42:12,659 --> 00:42:14,468 Mixed group of superheroes- 1000 00:42:14,579 --> 00:42:16,900 a sheriff, a marshal, an Indian. 1001 00:42:17,019 --> 00:42:18,509 Native American. 1002 00:42:19,499 --> 00:42:20,386 Sure. 1003 00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:21,625 And the Cherokee, 1004 00:42:21,739 --> 00:42:24,026 man, he could read the depth of the impression 1005 00:42:24,139 --> 00:42:27,063 the horse's hooves made on rock. 1006 00:42:27,179 --> 00:42:31,104 And when he realized they were chasing a riderless horse... 1007 00:42:32,619 --> 00:42:35,668 ...they got right back on Butch's trail. 1008 00:42:36,899 --> 00:42:37,786 I remember now. 1009 00:42:37,899 --> 00:42:41,984 I watched it with my dad on one of the Saturdays he showed up. 1010 00:42:42,139 --> 00:42:44,665 I didn't root for the super posse. 1011 00:42:44,779 --> 00:42:46,383 I rooted for Butch and Sundance. 1012 00:42:46,499 --> 00:42:48,786 Of course you did. We all did. 1013 00:42:48,939 --> 00:42:50,589 [chuckles] 1014 00:42:50,699 --> 00:42:53,179 But that's not who we are anymore. 1015 00:42:53,299 --> 00:42:58,305 III 1016 00:42:59,299 --> 00:43:02,223 [indistinct conversations] 1017 00:43:02,339 --> 00:43:05,343 [light piano music playing] 1018 00:43:06,019 --> 00:43:07,384 How are you, Bobby? 1019 00:43:07,539 --> 00:43:11,021 N!' 1020 00:43:11,139 --> 00:43:12,948 Hey, Garth. 1021 00:43:13,059 --> 00:43:14,140 Ken. 1022 00:43:17,059 --> 00:43:18,504 I'd call you "Sir Ken" out of respect 1023 00:43:18,619 --> 00:43:20,621 for your advanced age and your accomplishments, 1024 00:43:20,739 --> 00:43:23,106 but as much as you'd like it, you were born in Chicago, 1025 00:43:23,219 --> 00:43:25,062 and no one born there was ever knighted. 1026 00:43:25,179 --> 00:43:27,022 He would like it if we called him "sir." 1027 00:43:27,139 --> 00:43:29,301 He is that type. 1028 00:43:29,419 --> 00:43:31,069 You are that type, Ken. 1029 00:43:31,179 --> 00:43:33,147 And then what would we call you, Axe? 1030 00:43:33,259 --> 00:43:36,388 Oh, hell, Kenny, call me whatever the fuck you want. 1031 00:43:37,419 --> 00:43:40,548 [chair scrapes] 1032 00:43:40,699 --> 00:43:43,270 Or better, don't ever call me. 1033 00:43:43,379 --> 00:43:45,302 You know the reason why you should never call me? 1034 00:43:45,419 --> 00:43:47,148 Because you're a poacher, Ken, 1035 00:43:47,259 --> 00:43:50,308 and guys like Garth and me, we do not like poachers. 1036 00:43:50,459 --> 00:43:53,463 Come drag a deer off my land, see what the fuck happens to you. 1037 00:43:55,099 --> 00:43:58,023 Well, now that you've joined us, let me ask you- 1038 00:43:58,139 --> 00:43:59,345 how you doing? 1039 00:43:59,459 --> 00:44:02,463 I'm gonna let you in on something here, Garth. 1040 00:44:02,579 --> 00:44:04,547 Hedge fund guys only ask that question 1041 00:44:04,659 --> 00:44:06,900 when they know the other guy is running bad, 1042 00:44:07,059 --> 00:44:09,027 which he thinks because you are sitting with him. 1043 00:44:09,139 --> 00:44:10,903 Oh, we're just catching up. 1044 00:44:11,059 --> 00:44:12,504 And you still haven't answered. 1045 00:44:12,619 --> 00:44:14,667 It's a "crush the other guy" business. 1046 00:44:14,779 --> 00:44:17,862 It's like "Highlander"- there can be only one. 1047 00:44:17,979 --> 00:44:22,268 I don't blame you, Ken. I'd do the same thing. 1048 00:44:22,379 --> 00:44:24,825 But I'm up 32% this year, 1049 00:44:24,939 --> 00:44:28,022 which, from what I know of your run-and-hide approach, 1050 00:44:28,139 --> 00:44:31,029 is 30 points better than what you are at Vista Verde. 1051 00:44:31,139 --> 00:44:35,383 Well, you can call it what you want, but I call it "careful." 1052 00:44:35,499 --> 00:44:38,025 Risk-averse. 1053 00:44:38,139 --> 00:44:39,868 When I opened my fund, 1054 00:44:39,979 --> 00:44:41,902 I was very aware of the responsibility 1055 00:44:42,019 --> 00:44:43,783 that people like Garth put in my hands, 1056 00:44:43,899 --> 00:44:46,869 which is why I hedge my investments. 1057 00:44:46,979 --> 00:44:49,664 I protect the downside. 1058 00:44:51,299 --> 00:44:53,506 I may not be a rock star, 1059 00:44:53,619 --> 00:44:55,383 but I'm still plugging away, 1060 00:44:55,499 --> 00:44:57,422 all these many years later. 1061 00:44:57,539 --> 00:44:59,428 N!' 1062 00:44:59,539 --> 00:45:01,189 Have fun with your plugger. 1063 00:45:02,339 --> 00:45:04,546 Can we step away for a sec? 1064 00:45:13,099 --> 00:45:14,225 I love talking to you, Axe, 1065 00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:16,910 and you made us a shit ton of money, but... 1066 00:45:17,019 --> 00:45:20,740 I need to keep things nice and comfy- 1067 00:45:20,859 --> 00:45:22,907 results and optics. 1068 00:45:23,019 --> 00:45:25,909 My job's to spot a fund manager 1069 00:45:26,019 --> 00:45:28,909 taking his eye off the ball before he strikes out. 1070 00:45:29,019 --> 00:45:30,464 That's what my members count on. 1071 00:45:30,579 --> 00:45:34,425 And they see someone like Kenneth, dry ass that he is, 1072 00:45:34,539 --> 00:45:37,622 as solid... 1073 00:45:37,739 --> 00:45:40,140 part of the firmament. 1074 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:42,068 Sometimes that's important. 1075 00:45:43,179 --> 00:45:44,260 Ihearyou. 1076 00:45:44,379 --> 00:45:48,100 And I know you hated the headline in the newspaper. 1077 00:45:48,219 --> 00:45:50,665 Do what you have to do. 1078 00:45:50,779 --> 00:45:55,023 But I hope that in the days to come, you see me as part of that firmament. 1079 00:45:57,019 --> 00:45:58,783 I think you will. 1080 00:46:05,379 --> 00:46:07,108 [door closes] 1081 00:46:09,019 --> 00:46:11,909 You've all seen the evidence we've gathered 1082 00:46:12,059 --> 00:46:14,426 regarding your railroad trades. 1083 00:46:14,539 --> 00:46:16,348 If we prevail at trial, 1084 00:46:16,459 --> 00:46:18,143 which we're confident we will, 1085 00:46:18,259 --> 00:46:22,947 the federal sentencing guidelines call for you to serve 11 years. 1086 00:46:25,019 --> 00:46:27,340 We understand that you have young children. 1087 00:46:27,459 --> 00:46:31,350 Well, maybe they'll be out of college by the time you're released. 1088 00:46:31,459 --> 00:46:33,826 Maybe you can make it to their weddings. 1089 00:46:33,939 --> 00:46:37,580 [Bryan] But like we told your lawyers, 1090 00:46:37,699 --> 00:46:40,145 we're willing to forgo that for a quick plea- 1091 00:46:40,259 --> 00:46:41,420 an admission of guilt, 1092 00:46:41,539 --> 00:46:45,942 a forfeiture money judgment of $386 million. 1093 00:46:46,059 --> 00:46:48,665 [Chuck] As well as the voluntary shuttering of your fund 1094 00:46:48,779 --> 00:46:51,464 and conversion of it to a family office. 1095 00:46:51,579 --> 00:46:53,502 You'll no longer handle any outside money. 1096 00:46:53,619 --> 00:46:56,020 I can get the SEC in here right now to do that 1097 00:46:56,139 --> 00:46:57,584 if you don't agree. 1098 00:46:59,139 --> 00:47:01,141 So settlement or trial? 1099 00:47:02,659 --> 00:47:04,900 We're prepared to fight this for as long as we- 1100 00:47:05,019 --> 00:47:06,509 L.- 1101 00:47:06,619 --> 00:47:09,099 came here today to take a deal. 1102 00:47:10,099 --> 00:47:12,181 I don't want to go to jail. 1103 00:47:13,299 --> 00:47:16,542 Wise choice, Mr. Birch. 1104 00:47:16,659 --> 00:47:17,899 Stay in the light. 1105 00:47:18,019 --> 00:47:20,704 You won't be getting a chance like this again. 1106 00:47:20,819 --> 00:47:23,709 ♪ Dramatic music I 1107 00:47:23,819 --> 00:47:26,060 N!' 1108 00:47:26,179 --> 00:47:28,261 [door opens] 1109 00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:32,020 III 1110 00:47:32,179 --> 00:47:33,180 This doesn't have to be over. 1111 00:47:33,299 --> 00:47:35,381 I'm actually relieved we settled. 1112 00:47:35,499 --> 00:47:37,263 [door closes] 1113 00:47:37,379 --> 00:47:42,385 III 1114 00:47:47,379 --> 00:47:49,427 [cell phone chimes] 1115 00:48:09,019 --> 00:48:11,909 [groaning] 1116 00:48:12,019 --> 00:48:13,145 Comfortable? 1117 00:48:14,299 --> 00:48:17,064 For the first time all fucking day. 1118 00:48:17,179 --> 00:48:20,023 Well, I have someone coming in here soon, 1119 00:48:20,139 --> 00:48:23,063 and they might be a little freaked to see their boss... 1120 00:48:27,459 --> 00:48:30,144 I just came by to say "thank you" and "sorry"- 1121 00:48:30,259 --> 00:48:31,943 two words I don't say very often. 1122 00:48:32,059 --> 00:48:35,427 So it's handled with Victor? 1123 00:48:35,539 --> 00:48:38,429 You nailed it-on every count. 1124 00:48:38,579 --> 00:48:39,785 And he got paid. 1125 00:48:39,899 --> 00:48:43,745 I used everything I knew about him to make him capitulate. 1126 00:48:43,859 --> 00:48:45,270 That's why I asked you to go. 1127 00:48:45,419 --> 00:48:47,501 You know why I went? 1128 00:48:47,619 --> 00:48:49,587 For you. 1129 00:48:51,739 --> 00:48:53,582 You and I... 1130 00:48:54,979 --> 00:48:58,506 ...we've never let each other down in all these years. 1131 00:48:58,619 --> 00:49:00,223 And I wasn't about to start 1132 00:49:00,339 --> 00:49:03,183 because you acted like that never happened. 1133 00:49:06,979 --> 00:49:08,902 Cut me out again... 1134 00:49:09,019 --> 00:49:10,350 and I'm gone. 1135 00:49:12,259 --> 00:49:13,909 I know. 1136 00:49:14,019 --> 00:49:16,147 [cell phone vibrates] 1137 00:49:16,259 --> 00:49:19,229 ♪ Tense music I 1138 00:49:19,339 --> 00:49:21,228 [cell phone chimes] 1139 00:49:21,339 --> 00:49:24,866 III 1140 00:49:24,979 --> 00:49:26,981 I won't. 1141 00:49:27,819 --> 00:49:30,823 [siren wailing in the distance, car horns honking] 1142 00:49:41,099 --> 00:49:42,305 Ellis Eads. 1143 00:49:42,419 --> 00:49:45,184 We are honored to share this privilege with you, Mr. Axelrod. 1144 00:49:45,299 --> 00:49:46,585 With you, too, Mrs. Axelrod. 1145 00:49:46,699 --> 00:49:49,020 There's no sharing, Ellis. It's Axelrod Hall now. 1146 00:49:49,139 --> 00:49:50,504 No. Of course. We understand. 1147 00:49:50,619 --> 00:49:52,189 You think you do. 1148 00:49:54,619 --> 00:49:58,066 Now, I saw that when I came in here, you don't remember me, Chad. 1149 00:49:58,179 --> 00:50:00,181 I know who you are. 1150 00:50:00,299 --> 00:50:03,940 But you don't actually remember. 1151 00:50:04,059 --> 00:50:05,060 We've met before. 1152 00:50:06,699 --> 00:50:09,862 I caddied at The Spoon when I was a kid. 1153 00:50:09,979 --> 00:50:12,141 It was the perfect summer job. 1154 00:50:12,299 --> 00:50:15,542 I carried your grandfather's bag quite a few times. 1155 00:50:15,659 --> 00:50:18,424 Your bag, too, Chad, in the summer after middle school. 1156 00:50:19,779 --> 00:50:22,589 How funny that we all end up here. 1157 00:50:22,699 --> 00:50:24,542 Now, here's the thing. 1158 00:50:24,659 --> 00:50:27,026 A lot of numbers have been thrown around- 1159 00:50:27,139 --> 00:50:30,666 A hundred for the naming rights, 25 for your name to come down. 1160 00:50:30,779 --> 00:50:34,989 But there is one number that really matters to me- 1161 00:50:35,099 --> 00:50:37,545 Sixteen. 1162 00:50:37,699 --> 00:50:40,669 And we'll see if you still think it's funny, Chad. 1163 00:50:40,779 --> 00:50:44,545 Sixteen dollars is what a caddy got paid for a loop. 1164 00:50:44,659 --> 00:50:48,505 Four hours of humping bags, smelling sour cigars, 1165 00:50:48,619 --> 00:50:50,462 and watching all of you lie to each other 1166 00:50:50,579 --> 00:50:53,230 about your golf scores in the 95-degree heat, 1167 00:50:53,379 --> 00:50:56,064 but I was happy for the job. 1168 00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:57,669 That 16 bucks- 1169 00:50:57,779 --> 00:50:59,110 and I would do two loops a day, 1170 00:50:59,259 --> 00:51:02,103 so it was $32 on a Saturday, $32 on a Sunday. 1171 00:51:02,219 --> 00:51:04,586 By the end of the weekend, I'd have 64 bucks. 1172 00:51:04,699 --> 00:51:08,499 Sixteen weekends, Memorial to Labor Day, $1,024. 1173 00:51:08,619 --> 00:51:10,701 [Lara] That was his spending money for the entire year. 1174 00:51:10,819 --> 00:51:13,345 He'd stretch it out until the next summer. 1175 00:51:13,459 --> 00:51:15,063 Pretty much. 1176 00:51:16,379 --> 00:51:18,222 Until- 1177 00:51:18,339 --> 00:51:20,228 and you were there for this, Chad- 1178 00:51:20,339 --> 00:51:23,229 your grandfather asked me to read a putt on three. 1179 00:51:23,339 --> 00:51:26,070 It was a left-to-right leaker, and I told him so. 1180 00:51:26,179 --> 00:51:28,022 I'd seen the putt all summer long. 1181 00:51:28,139 --> 00:51:32,030 He closed the face, pulled it, missed it by a foot. 1182 00:51:32,139 --> 00:51:33,470 You laughed at him. 1183 00:51:33,579 --> 00:51:35,104 You made fun of his eyesight. 1184 00:51:35,219 --> 00:51:37,620 And he turned to me, 1185 00:51:37,739 --> 00:51:40,948 and he fired me right there. 1186 00:51:41,059 --> 00:51:44,950 Not from the round, but from the club. 1187 00:51:45,099 --> 00:51:48,262 Now, I needed that $16, but he didn't give a shit, 1188 00:51:48,379 --> 00:51:50,586 because he was embarrassed to have missed a putt 1189 00:51:50,699 --> 00:51:52,428 in front of his grandson. 1190 00:51:52,539 --> 00:51:54,462 Are you saying we are here because of that ancient bullshit? 1191 00:51:54,579 --> 00:51:56,308 That's right! 1192 00:51:56,419 --> 00:51:58,069 Sixteen. 1193 00:51:58,179 --> 00:52:00,261 ♪ Pensive music I 1194 00:52:00,379 --> 00:52:01,983 Which is why I am presenting you 1195 00:52:02,099 --> 00:52:06,627 with a check for $25 million 1196 00:52:06,739 --> 00:52:08,582 minus 16, 1197 00:52:08,699 --> 00:52:11,100 which leaves you with $9 million. 1198 00:52:11,219 --> 00:52:12,948 - [gasps] - That is bullshit! 1199 00:52:13,059 --> 00:52:14,629 - [man] This is unacceptable. - [Chad] Ellis, this is bullshit. 1200 00:52:14,739 --> 00:52:16,867 We will walk out of here if you don't honor the full amount. 1201 00:52:16,979 --> 00:52:18,549 No, you won't. 1202 00:52:18,659 --> 00:52:20,946 You need this $9 million, 1203 00:52:21,059 --> 00:52:23,505 because none of you, not one, 1204 00:52:23,619 --> 00:52:25,508 has done a single day of work 1205 00:52:25,619 --> 00:52:27,667 from the moment your miserable prick of a grandfather 1206 00:52:27,779 --> 00:52:30,180 fell facedown in the sand in Palm Beach. 1207 00:52:30,299 --> 00:52:32,870 And after reviewing your holdings, 1208 00:52:33,019 --> 00:52:34,987 your business interests, your debts, 1209 00:52:35,099 --> 00:52:36,988 I know that this check is the only thing 1210 00:52:37,099 --> 00:52:40,148 standing between your family and bankruptcy. 1211 00:52:40,259 --> 00:52:43,342 So pick it up, put it in your pocket, 1212 00:52:43,459 --> 00:52:45,507 and walk out of here. 1213 00:52:45,659 --> 00:52:47,741 Or I will. 1214 00:52:47,859 --> 00:52:52,865 III 1215 00:52:54,459 --> 00:52:57,349 ♪ bold music I 1216 00:52:57,459 --> 00:52:59,860 N!' 1217 00:52:59,979 --> 00:53:02,710 - [man] Let's get out of here. - [grunts] 1218 00:53:02,819 --> 00:53:07,700 III 1219 00:53:08,699 --> 00:53:10,189 [Sean] So now the Axelrod name 1220 00:53:10,299 --> 00:53:14,941 will be forever affixed to this building for all time. 1221 00:53:15,059 --> 00:53:18,029 Or until some guy richer than me wants it to come down. 1222 00:53:20,019 --> 00:53:22,021 You really started something. 1223 00:53:22,139 --> 00:53:23,265 [saw whirring] 1224 00:53:23,379 --> 00:53:24,983 ♪ Nick Waterh0use's "High Tiding" playing a' 1225 00:53:25,099 --> 00:53:29,502 ♪ Not that it's wrong, that it needs righting a' 1226 00:53:29,659 --> 00:53:32,947 N!' 1227 00:53:33,059 --> 00:53:35,266 ♪ Just all alone I 1228 00:53:35,419 --> 00:53:38,184 ♪ I've been high tiding a' 1229 00:53:38,339 --> 00:53:39,545 N!' 1230 00:53:39,659 --> 00:53:43,505 ♪ Some quick or some slow I 1231 00:53:43,619 --> 00:53:47,510 ♪ Sometimes it drops so low I 1232 00:53:47,619 --> 00:53:51,510 ♪ And I ride as it rises I 1233 00:53:51,619 --> 00:53:55,988 ♪ Concerns capsizing ♪ 1234 00:53:56,099 --> 00:54:01,105 N!'