1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:06,940 ♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL, TO HAVE SOME FUN ♪ 2 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:15,115 ♪ FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU WORRY 'BOUT, DON'T 3 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,383 YOU WORRY, BABY ♪ ♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM ♪ 4 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:24,457 ♪ IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT ♪ >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 5 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:29,696 ALL THE WAY FROM A BUILDING BUILT INSIDE FOR HUMAN BEINGS, 6 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:34,968 GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES KIMBERLY 7 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:37,637 CORDON. 8 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:41,241 >> James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 9 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:43,810 THANK YOU! 10 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:51,618 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU ARE LOVELY, THANK YOU, 11 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:54,521 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY! 12 00:00:54,587 --> 00:01:01,928 MY GUESTS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, SHE IS A FIVE-TIME GRAMMY 13 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:05,932 AWARD-WINNING SUPERSTAR, SOLD MORE THAN 100 MILLION ALBUMS 14 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,600 WORLDWIDE. 15 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:16,342 SHE'S STILL THE ONE AND ONLY SHANIA TWAIN! 16 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:16,709 SHANIA! 17 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:22,348 OH, MY GOD! 18 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,117 >> Shania: SHANIA COULD NOT MAKE IT. 19 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:27,954 >> James: WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE, WHAT IS -- 20 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:28,688 WHAT? 21 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,657 >> Shania: DO YOU LIKE IT? 22 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:34,961 >> James: I AM LIVING FOR IT! 23 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:37,397 I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOUR CLOTHING! 24 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:38,865 >> Shania: I'M NOT FINISHED. 25 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:42,902 >> James: OKAY, WELL, JUST DO A HOLD. 26 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:44,137 >> Shania: I'M DOING A HOLD. 27 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:49,976 >> James: WHAT MADE YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR HAIR CHOICE, SHANIA? 28 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:53,446 >> Shania: I LIKE CHANGE, IT'S MY PREROGATIVE. 29 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:58,618 >> James: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT AND AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, 30 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:01,921 >> : , EVERYBODY. 31 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:03,289 HE'S THE FORMER "DAILY SHOW" HOST AND BRILLIANT 32 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:04,724 STAND-UP COMEDIAN WHO'S CURRENTLY ON HIS "OFF THE RECORD 33 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:05,959 TOUR." 34 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:10,930 HE'S HOSTING THE GRAMMY AWARDS THIS SUNDAY, RIGHT HERE ON CBS. 35 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:13,566 AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE NETWORK, AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT, 36 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,303 WHO ELSE COULD IT BE, BUT TREVOR NOAH IS ON THE SHOW! 37 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:20,874 THERE HE IS! 38 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:21,841 >> Trevor: OH, HEY. 39 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:24,944 IT'S BEEN WHAT IS HAPPENING? 40 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,312 WHAT IS IN THE GREEN? 41 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:31,985 >> Trevor: I BEAT THE COOKIES AND I SMELL THE LETTERS. 42 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:36,122 >> James: THAT WILL BE THE NAME OF YOUR FIRST ALBUM, BEAT 43 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:37,991 THE COOKIES AND SMELL THE LETTERS. 44 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:40,960 IT >> Trevor: DON'T SEARCH THAT ON THE INTERNET, BY THE 45 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:42,195 WAY, HORRIBLE THINGS COME UP. 46 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:45,031 >> James: I AM OVERJOYED TO SEE YOU, BLESS YOU FOR FINDING 47 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:50,770 THE TIME AND WHAT IS A HECTIC WEEK, WE LOVE YOU, TREVOR NOAH, 48 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:51,838 EVERYBODY! 49 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:55,408 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND FROM ONE STAND-UP COMEDIAN 50 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:58,912 TO ANOTHER, HE HAS AN ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC COMEDIAN, WE ARE 51 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:01,881 THRILLED HE IS MAKING HIS LATE-NIGHT TELEVISION DEBUT 52 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:08,221 RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, THE ONE AND ONLY JONO ZALAY IS HERE TONIGHT! 53 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:12,358 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] JONO, HOW ARE YOU, WOW! 54 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:13,526 >> Jono: YES! 55 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:17,764 >> James: THIS IS YOUR FIRST TV APPEARANCE, YOU HAVE REALLY 56 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:18,865 LEANED INTO THIS. 57 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:21,801 >> Jono: THIS IS HOW I GET READY FOR MY STAND-UP SHOWS. 58 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,803 >> James: THIS IS THE WHOLE THING. 59 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,739 IT >> Jono: MAKE UP FOR THREE HOURS, MASSAGES, I CANNOT GO OUT 60 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:29,142 THERE TIGHT. 61 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:33,746 >> James: NO, PLEASE DON'T, BECAUSE, I DON'T ENJOY IT WHEN I 62 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:36,449 AM TIGHT OUT HERE, AND NOR SHOULD YOU. 63 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:40,954 WELL, WE WILL LET YOU FINISH YOUR INCREDIBLY EXTENSIVE 64 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:48,061 REGIME, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, JONO ZALAY! 65 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:49,128 THIS IS 66 00:03:57,036 --> 00:04:06,980 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH, THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! ♪ 67 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:16,789 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH, >> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING 68 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,858 HERE, BIG SHOW TONIGHT, I'M EXCITED. 69 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:24,364 WE HAVE TEAM NOAH, SHANIA! 70 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,799 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING OUT A 71 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,534 COUNTRY ALBUM? 72 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:32,171 >> Reggie: I WOULD LOVE TO, I THINK THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUN. 73 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:35,975 >> James: I ACTUALLY DO THINK HE WOULD DO A REALLY GOOD 74 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:39,445 COUNTRY ALBUM, NOT EVEN A COMEDY COUNTRY ALBUM. 75 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:44,450 I THINK YOU COULD DO A GENUINE LEGITIMATE COUNTRY ALBUM, WOULD 76 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:45,585 YOU DO SUCH A THING? 77 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,587 >> Reggie: I WOULD LOVE TO BE A PART OF THAT TRADITION. 78 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:51,524 >> James: IF IT IS NOT SONGS, IT'S JUST LIKE HIM GIVING INTO 79 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:54,727 COUNTRY, CAN YOU GIVE US COUNTRY? 80 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,330 IT'S JUST YOU TELLING US ABOUT YOUR DAY? 81 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:03,169 ♪ ♪ >> Reggie: ♪ THIS MORNING, I 82 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:06,172 GOT UP A LITTLE BIT LATER THAN I THOUGHT COMING TO WHAT I THOUGHT 83 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:09,542 TO MYSELF, I'M GOING TO CHANGE IT UP, I'M GOING TO DO SOME 84 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:17,450 OATMEAL, AND SOME EMAILS AND GO ON DOWN TO ♪ WHERE I SPENT WAY 85 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:22,689 TOO MUCH MONEY ♪ ♪ AND WAKE UP WITH A LITTLE BIT 86 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:27,827 OF WEED ♪ [BUZZER] 87 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:31,064 >> James: I LOVE IT! 88 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,566 IT IS TIME FOR THE NEWS! 89 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:42,341 ♪ ♪ OH, NO, OKAY. 90 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:47,513 ♪ IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY AFTER THE SHOW ♪ 91 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:52,185 ♪ WENT TO TAKE A QUICK NAP ♪ ♪ BUT I RAN INTO LAUREN 92 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:54,620 GREENBERG IN THE HALLWAY ♪ ♪ SHE SAYS STEVE ♪ 93 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:59,926 ♪ CAN YOU PLAY THE LONGWAYS JINGLE ♪ 94 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:03,830 ♪ AND I SAID HOW LONG DO YOU WANT IT ♪ 95 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:08,568 ♪ AT THIS POINT I JUST WANT TO SAY ♪ 96 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:13,940 ♪ HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS "LATE LATE" FAMILY. 97 00:06:14,006 --> 00:06:18,010 I'M NOT GOING TO CRY, AT LEAST NOT YET ♪ 98 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:26,018 ♪ JUST GOING TO SAY HOW MUCH I REALLY LOVE YOU -- 99 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:31,023 >> James: COME ON, STEVE, YE YEAH! 100 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:36,195 ♪ ♪ >> Reggie: IT'S TIME FOR THE 101 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:36,863 NEWS! 102 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:38,564 >> James: THE, COME ON, STEVE! 103 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,099 I LOVE YOU, BABY! 104 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:46,339 I LOVE YOU. 105 00:06:46,405 --> 00:06:49,742 WOW. 106 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,978 ACTUAL CHILLS, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 107 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:54,614 WELL LISTEN, HERE'S THE NEWS IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT, SO GUESS 108 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,715 WHAT THAT MEANS? 109 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,518 WE ARE EXACTLY ONE YEAR AWAY FROM THE FIRST DEMOCRATIC 110 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:06,826 PRIMARY OF THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN. 111 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:07,760 YEAH. 112 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:12,632 WOW, THE EXCITEMENT IN THE ROOM IS PALPABLE. 113 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:19,906 LET'S CANCEL SHANIA AND TREVOR. 114 00:07:19,972 --> 00:07:20,940 LET'S SPEND THE ENTIRE SHOW TALKING ABOUT THE 2024 115 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:21,641 PRIMARIES. 116 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:22,742 AMERICAN POLITICS IS RELENTLESS. 117 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:23,376 THEY'RE LIKE THAT FRIEND OF YOURS WHO'S LIKE, "IT'S MY 118 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:26,679 BIRTHDAY MONTH!" [LAUGHTER] 119 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,247 WE ARE EXACTLY ONE YEAR AWAY FROM THE FIRST DEMOCRATIC 120 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:35,021 PRIMARY OF THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL SORRY, YOU ARE EXACTLY ONE YEAR 121 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:37,089 AWAY FROM THE FIRST DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY OF THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL 122 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,559 CAMPAIGN. 123 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:43,563 I'LL BE IN LONDON OR ON A BEACH OR SOMEWHERE ELSE. 124 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:47,834 I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GREAT TIME. 125 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:48,968 [LAUGHTER] IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS, 126 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,503 ACCORDING TO REPORTS, DONALD TRUMP IS STRUGGLING TO RAISE 127 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,205 MONEY FOR HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, SO MUCH SO, THAT HE'S 128 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:55,908 CONSIDERING REVAMPING HIS FUNDRAISING OPERATION. 129 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,477 I'M CONFUSED. 130 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:01,447 DOES THAT MEAN HE WILL OR HE WON'T BE SELLING GARBAGE STEAKS 131 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:05,284 AND FAKE COLLEGE DEGREES? 132 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:06,552 [LAUGHTER] IN THE COMING WEEKS, TRUMP IS 133 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,487 EXPECTED TO BUILD A MORE TRADITIONAL FUNDRAISING 134 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:09,622 STRUCTURE. 135 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:15,228 COERCION, EXTORTION, FRAUD, AND, OF COURSE, A BAKE SALE! 136 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:17,063 [LAUGHTER] TRUMP IS STRAPPED FOR CASH. 137 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:24,070 I GUESS THOSE DIGITAL TRADING CARDS OF TRUMP AS A COWBOY AND A 138 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:29,275 SUPERHERO JUST DIDN'T SELL SO WELL. 139 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:33,779 [LAUGHTER] THAT'S A SHOCKER. 140 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,915 WHO WOULD ENTER BY THOSE? 141 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,684 SOMETIMES I LOOK AT IT AND CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REAL. 142 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:41,854 THAT'S SOMETHING THEY ACTUALLY DID. 143 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:44,924 >> Reggie: HE LOOKS HOT THOUGH, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT. 144 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:47,460 >> James: I DO LIKE THAT HE HAS GOTTEN IN SHAPE. 145 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:50,863 YOU LOOK AT THE ONE ON THE RIGHT, IT SHOWS, YOU CAN NEVER 146 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:54,267 BE TOO OLD TO JUST CRUSH THE GYM. 147 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:58,170 >> Reggie: YOU KNOW, HE HAS PLANT-BASED TOO, BEINGS, STUFF 148 00:08:58,237 --> 00:09:02,808 LIKE THAT, AND JUST FOUR HOURS IN THE MORNING, FOUR HOURS AT 149 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,710 NIGHT AND VERY LIGHT PROTEIN. 150 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:07,480 >> James: ONLY CARDIO, NO WEIGHTS. 151 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:11,083 >> Reggie: BODY WEIGHT STUFF, YEAH. 152 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:15,554 [LAUGHTER] >> James: AND WE WANTED TO 153 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:21,661 TELL YOU ABOUT THIS. 154 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:26,465 THE 23-YEAR-OLD AND COUNTING CHIHUAHUA NAME SPIKE HAS JUST 155 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:30,903 BEEN NAMED TO THE WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING DOG. 156 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:37,243 THOSE ARE THE EYES OF A DOG WHO HAS SEEN SOME DARK [BLEEP]. 157 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:43,883 THAT DOG HAS SEEN SOME DARK, DARK [BLEEP]. 158 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:48,621 [LAUGHTER] 23, CRAZY. 159 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:52,058 CRAZY TO THINK I AM THE SAME AGE AS THE WORLD'S OLDEST DOG. 160 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,693 SPIKE IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE WORLD'S OLDEST DOG, A FACT WHICH 161 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:58,597 SPIKE IS TOTALLY INDIFFERENT TO BECAUSE HE'S A DOG. 162 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:00,499 [LAUGHTER] AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS. 163 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:02,501 A GROUP OF AUSTRALIAN GOLFERS CAME ACROSS A PRETTY SHOCKING 164 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:05,571 SURPRISE WHILE PLAYING ON A COURSE IN SYDNEY THE OTHER DAY. 165 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:08,507 LOOK WHAT THEY FOUND IN THE CUP. 166 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:12,545 THAT'S THE HIGHLY-VENOMOUS RED-BELLIED BLACK SNAKE. 167 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:26,125 AND HERE IT IS, I DUNNO, PLAYING THROUGH? 168 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,794 IN THE SNAKE'S DEFENSE, IT WAS ONLY ON THE GOLF COURSE TO SEAL 169 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:35,968 A VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS DEAL. 170 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:36,936 [LAUGHTER] NOW REMEMBER, THE RED-BELLIED 171 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:39,472 BLACK SNAKE IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. 172 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:44,043 DON'T BE FOOLED BY HIS SASSY LITTLE GOLF HAT. 173 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:58,991 [LAUGHTER] THAT IS [BLEEP] WOEFUL. 174 00:10:59,058 --> 00:10:59,792 [LAUGHTER] THAT IS [BLEEP] WOEFUL. 175 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,293 >> ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT WHAT IF! 176 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:05,831 ACTUALLY WEAR THAT HAT THOUGH, THAT WOULD BE PRETTY FUNNY. 177 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:10,202 >> James: YOU ARE RIGHT, BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF IT IS 178 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:11,303 FUNNY. 179 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,873 >> IMAGINE SEEING A SNAKE -- >> James: YOU IMAGINE IT, 180 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:19,378 BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU ARE IMAGINING IS FUNNIER THAN THAT. 181 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:22,548 [LAUGHTER] >> LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS WITH HIS 182 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,451 HAT, HE HAS A SMILE, HIS LIKE BEFORE I DID NOT HAVE A HAT, AND 183 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,821 I HAVE THIS HAT, LIFE IS LOOKING UP. 184 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:32,758 >> James: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE GRAPHIC IT, BECAUSE I AM 185 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:37,196 ABOUT TO SAY THIS WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE POLITICAL TAKEDOWN. 186 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:42,134 [LAUGHTER] I'M GLAD THAT TREVOR IS HERE, 187 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,438 ACTUALLY, BECAUSE THAT'S WHO TREVOR IS COMING YOU KNOW, HE 188 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:49,608 DID "THE DAILY SHOW" EVERY DAY, A DEEP DIVE ON THE POLITICAL 189 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:51,911 ISSUES GET READY. 190 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:53,612 [LAUGHTER] IT AIN'T ALL JUST SINGING IN A 191 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:54,580 CAR. 192 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:59,752 YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS A POLITICAL TAKEDOWN. 193 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:03,722 [LAUGHTER] SEE I HAVE JOHN OLIVER'S NUMBER. 194 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:06,392 FORGET THE SNAKE WITH THE HAT POLITICAL TAKEDOWN. 195 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:13,132 I GOT TO SAY, I GOT TO SAY IT'S NICE TO SEE A SNAKE ON A 196 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,334 GOLF COURSE THAT IS INTO DONALD TRUMP. 197 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:15,668 BANG! 198 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:19,071 THAT'S IT! 199 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:24,343 I APPRECIATE IT! 200 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:39,291 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 201 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,094 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 202 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:42,561 [BLEEP]. 203 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:44,964 ♪ ♪ [LAUGHTER] 204 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,465 >> James: AND FINALLY, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO STAY IN 205 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:47,733 LOS ANGELES, LISTEN UP. 206 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,971 STARTING FEBRUARY 15TH, YOU CAN SPEND THE NIGHT WITH SETH ROGEN 207 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:55,975 IN AN AIRBNB COURTESY OF HIS WEED LIFESTYLE BRAND. 208 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,209 IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN ACTUALLY SMOKE WEED WITH SETH ROGEN. 209 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:04,917 THAT SOUNDS FUN. 210 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,086 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ONE LUCKY WINNER WILL GET TO 211 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:13,259 HAVE A PANIC ATTACK IN FRONT OF ONE OF THEIR FAVORITE ACTORS. 212 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:20,132 [LAUGHTER] >> YOU KNOW WHAT SETH ROGAN AND 213 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,333 A FRIEND WOULD PROBABLY GET A KICK OUT OF IT IF THEY WERE 214 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,935 SMOKING WEED COMING TO WHAT THEY WOULD FIND FUNNY IF YOU WERE 215 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,570 A LITTLE SNAKE WEARING A HAT. 216 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,306 >> James: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, YOU WILL GET NO PUSHBACK 217 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:31,043 FROM ME ON THAT, THE ONLY TIME YOU FIND THAT FUNNY IS IF YOU 218 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:35,281 ARE STONED OUT OF YOUR [BLEEP] MIND. 219 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:36,448 [LAUGHTER] NOW THE BOOKING. 220 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,985 IF YOU WANT TO BOOK THE NIGHT, IT INCLUDES HANGING OUT WITH 221 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:44,523 SETH ROGEN, SMOKIN WEED, AND MAKING POTTERY. 222 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:48,594 I MIGHT BID FOR THIS IF THE HOLDING IS WORTH IT JUST SO I 223 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:54,833 CAN DO THE POTTERY WHEEL SCENE FROM THE MOVIE "GHOST" WITH SETH 224 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:55,968 ROGAN! 225 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:56,969 AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "THE LATE LATE SHOW," 226 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,037 EVERYBODY! 227 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,720 >> James: WELCOME BACK! 228 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,355 WE'VE ALL SEEN THOSE PRESCRIPTION DRUG ADS ON TV 229 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,057 WHERE AT THE END IT SAYS, "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" AND THEN 230 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,059 THEY LIST A LONG SET OF SIDE EFFECTS. 231 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,827 WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT SIDE EFFECTS AREN'T JUST FOR DRUGS, 232 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,095 THERE'S SIDE EFFECTS FOR EVERYTHING IN LIFE. 233 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:27,666 WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR SEGMENT, "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE." 234 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:30,402 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 235 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:39,011 ♪ "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" ♪ >> James: IF ONLY THERE WAS 236 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:44,516 SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP ME WITH THIS BIT, SOMEONE WHO HAS 237 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:45,851 EXPERIENCE READING A TELEPROMPTER. 238 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:50,889 SOMEBODY WHO IS EXPERIENCED BEHIND A DESK. 239 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:54,326 >> Trevor: OH, HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING! 240 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,327 YOU NEED SOME HELP? 241 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,964 >> James: YOU ARE THE PERFECT PERSON TO DO THIS! 242 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:01,567 HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE! 243 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,602 >> Trevor: HOW ARE YOU DOING? 244 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:06,372 >> James: NOW WE ARE COOKING. 245 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:10,676 NOW WE ARE COOKING, I LOVE THIS! 246 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,946 HOW ARE YOU, TREVOR? 247 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,882 >> Trevor: I AM FANTASTIC JAMES CORDEN, HOW ARE YOU? 248 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:22,521 >> James: I'M FANTASTIC, HOW IS IT TO BE BEHIND A DESK AGAIN? 249 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,490 >> Trevor: STIFLING. 250 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:27,559 >> James: OKAY, LET'S GET -- >> Trevor: [LAUGHS] 251 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,729 >> James: IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF LEAVING THEIR 252 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:31,930 LATE-NIGHT SHOW? 253 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:34,733 BECAUSE IF YOU ARE THINKING OF LEAVING YOUR LATE-NIGHT SHOW, 254 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:40,039 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS, AND THOSE 255 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:44,276 "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" MAY INCLUDE, NOT WEARING A SUIT 256 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,045 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ON TV EVERY NIGHT. 257 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,413 >> Trevor: NOT HAVING TO WEAR PANTS BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ON TV 258 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:48,547 EVERY NIGHT. 259 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:48,914 >> James: NOT HAVING TO TALK ABOUT THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL 260 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:52,284 ELECTION! 261 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:53,719 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Trevor: BUT SADLY, NOT HAVING 262 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,020 THE OPPORTUNITY TO AMAZE AUDIENCES WITH OUR PERFECT TRUMP 263 00:15:55,087 --> 00:16:00,159 IMPRESSIONS. 264 00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:03,929 SO GOOD, SO WONDERFUL, NOTHING BETTER THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. 265 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:09,968 >> James: SO GOOD. 266 00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,070 NOT DONE. 267 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,004 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Trevor: NOT HAVING TO PRETEND 268 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:15,774 YOU WATCHED SOMEONE'S LATEST FILM OR TV SHOW. 269 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:20,612 [LAUGHTER] >> James: YOU WATCHED "MAMMALS" 270 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:21,213 ON PRIME VIDEO THOUGH, RIGHT? 271 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,215 >> Trevor: NO. 272 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,818 [LAUGHTER] >> James: WOW. 273 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,553 NOT HAVING TO PRETEND YOU READ SOMEONE'S BOOK. 274 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:30,656 >> Trevor: YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ MY BOOK? 275 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:35,928 >> James: AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF LEAVING YOUR LATE 276 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:39,598 NIGHT SHOW IS... 277 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,599 [LAUGHTER] >> Trevor: FINDING OUT YOU'VE 278 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,667 BEEN DROPPED FROM THE LATE NIGHT HOST GROUP TEXT. 279 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:47,940 >> James: WAIT, THERE'S A LATE NIGHT HOST GROUP TEXT? 280 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:52,144 [LAUGHTER] IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF 281 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,112 HOSTING THE GRAMMYS? 282 00:16:53,178 --> 00:17:01,920 TREVOR, YOU'RE HOSTING THE GRAMMYS THIS SUNDAY. 283 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,356 >> Trevor: YES, I AM INDEED. 284 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,191 >> James: RIGHT HERE SUNDAY NIGHT ON CBS. 285 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,059 WE'VE BOTH HOSTED TWICE. 286 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,127 YOU'RE ABOUT TO HOST FOR THE THIRD TIME. 287 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,328 I'VE OF HOSTED TWICE. 288 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:10,362 IF ANYONE ELSE HERE IS THINKING OF HOSTING THE GRAMMYS, YOU 289 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,431 SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS. 290 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,199 AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE... 291 00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:16,368 >> Trevor: BEING EXCITED TO BE PART OF MUSIC'S BIGGEST NIGHT! 292 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,270 >> James: WONDERING WHICH POP STARS YOU'LL BECOME FRIENDS WITH 293 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:21,607 AND WHICH POP STARS YOU'LL BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH. 294 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,909 [LAUGHTER] >> Trevor: FINALLY BEING ABLE TO 295 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,345 THINK BEYONCE IN PERSON IF IT WASN'T FOR "BREAK MY 296 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,646 SOUL," I WOULD HAVE NEVER QUIT MY JOB! 297 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:32,584 >> James: OH MY GOD, SAME! 298 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:33,419 >> Trevor: IT'S AMAZING. 299 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:34,920 FEELING THE RUSH OF A LIVE SHOW! 300 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,155 WOO! 301 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,925 >> James: TRYING TO SUSTAIN THAT RUSH OVER THE COURSE OF THREE 302 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,927 AND A HALF HOURS. 303 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:46,265 WOO! 304 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:47,499 [LAUGHTER] >> Trevor: PLUS COMMERCIALS. 305 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,767 WOO! 306 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:49,468 >> James: FEELING AMAZED AS YOU WALK PAST THE DRESSING ROOMS OF 307 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:50,002 LEGENDS LIKE DIANA ROSS, MARY J. 308 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,938 BLIGE, AND SNOOP DOGG. 309 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,706 >> Trevor: CIRCLING BACK TO SNOOP DOGG'S DRESSING ROOM 310 00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:58,577 BECAUSE SOMETHING SMELLED AMAZING IN THERE. 311 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,379 [LAUGHTER] >> James: BEING SO PUMPED TO SEE 312 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,547 LIZZO LIVE. 313 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:07,753 >> Trevor: PRAYING SHE PLAYS ANOTHER OLD WHITE GUY'S FLUTE. 314 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,721 [LAUGHTER] AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF 315 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,590 HOSTING THE GRAMMYS IS KNOWING THAT IF YOU SCREW UP, YOUR 316 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,992 CAREER COULD BE OVER. 317 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,128 >> James: BUT IF YOU DO WELL, YOU'LL GET SEVEN NICE TEXT 318 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:20,732 MESSAGES. 319 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,535 [LAUGHTER] IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF BEING 320 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:24,770 THE BAD BOY OF LATE NIGHT? 321 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,104 WELL IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT BEING THE BAD BOY OF LATE NIGHT, 322 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:28,373 YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS. 323 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,675 AND THE "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" 324 00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,511 >> Both: BEING THE -- OOPS, SORRY. 325 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,780 BEING THE ONE AND... 326 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,448 BEING THE ONE AND ONLY... 327 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,851 SORRY, I THINK THIS IS MY LINE >> James: DON'T WORRY, IT'S A 328 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,786 CONFUSING BIT. 329 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,921 BUT SEE, IT CLEARLY SAYS• >> Both: "BEING THE ONE AND ONLY 330 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:50,896 BAD BOY OF LATE NIGHT" >> Trevor: YEA, I KNOW. 331 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:51,663 HENCE, MY LINE. 332 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:52,197 >> James: MMMM, I DON'T THINK SO. 333 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:56,735 >> Trevor: MMMM, YES. 334 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,939 I AM PRETTY SURE IT IS. 335 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,341 [LAUGHTER] >> James: AND THE FINAL SIDE 336 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:07,012 EFFECT OF BEING THE BAD BOY OF LATE NIGHT IS TEARING UP YOUR 337 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,113 CONTRACT AND LEAVING YOUR SHOW. 338 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,948 >> Trevor: WAIT, YOU'RE STILL HERE. 339 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:11,216 >> James: YEAH BUT, I'M LEAVING THE SHOW IN APRIL. 340 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:11,884 >> Trevor: BUT I ALREADY LEFT SO I THINK THAT MAKES ME THE 341 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:12,951 BADDEST BOY THERE IS. 342 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,916 >> James: WELCOME BACK, LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT! 343 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:45,250 HER NEW ALBUM "QUEEN OF ME" IS OUT FRIDAY AND HER 344 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,418 WORLD TOUR KICKS OFF THIS SPRING. 345 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,721 SHANIA TWAIN! 346 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:55,327 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Announcer: IT'S 347 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,462 SHANIA TWAIN! 348 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:04,503 >> James: HOW ARE YOU DOING! 349 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,939 HE'S THE HOST OF THE "65TH ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS". 350 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:10,943 TREVOR NOAH! 351 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:15,514 >> Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TREVOR NOAH! 352 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:22,454 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 353 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:28,794 >> Shania: [LAUGHS] >> James: NOW, LET'S JUST 354 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,830 TALK -- >> Shania: HAIR. 355 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,999 >> James: ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH SHANIA TWAIN AT 356 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,168 THE MOMENT, WHEN DO WE CHOOSE TO DO THIS? 357 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:39,938 TALK ME THROUGH THE THOUGHT PROCESS. 358 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:43,408 >> Shania: I JUST LOVE IT, I AM JUST HAVING FUN! 359 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:47,479 >> James: I AM ALL FOR FUN! 360 00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,448 >> Shania: I'M JUST HAVING FUN. 361 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:54,686 >> James: YOU LIVED FULL-TIME IN SWITZERLAND RIGHT NOW, TALK 362 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:59,391 ME ABOUT SHANIA TWAIN'S LIFE RIGHT THERE. 363 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:06,465 >> Shania: [SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE] 364 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:16,308 >> [SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE] 365 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:23,015 >> Shania: [SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE] 366 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:26,184 >> James: TOBLER OWN. 367 00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:28,587 >> Shania: MY LIFE IN SWITZERLAND, I SPEAK FRENCH WHEN 368 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:33,558 I'M THERE, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LIFE, MOUNTAINS, SNOW, I LOVE 369 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,293 WINTER. 370 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,696 >> James: DO YOU SPEND MUCH TIME THERE? 371 00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:40,832 >> Trevor: NOT MUCH, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES 372 00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:43,669 IN THE WORLD, WHENEVER I AM TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM 373 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:46,071 EVERYTHING, I WILL TELL MY DAD I WANT TO SEE HIM. 374 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,508 BUT I DON'T, I JUST WANT TO GO TO SWITZERLAND FOR THE VIBE, 375 00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:51,910 THAT'S WHAT FAMILY IS FOR. 376 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,012 STRATEGICALLY PLACED FAMILY IN DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD AND 377 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,748 THEN YOU TELL THEM I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU WHEN YOU WANT TO GO 378 00:21:56,815 --> 00:22:01,453 TO THE PLACE, AND THEN YOU KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. 379 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,522 >> Shania: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 380 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:07,459 I'M FROM CANADA. 381 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:10,429 >> Trevor: BUT NASHVILLE, YOU SPENT A LOT OF TIME OUT THERE. 382 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:13,665 >> Shania: SPENT A LOT OF TIME AT THE BEGINNING OF MY CAREER, I 383 00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:18,103 MEAN EVERYWHERE, BUT I STARTED OFF IN CANADA, ONTARIO, VERY 384 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,940 FLAT. 385 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:27,145 ENDED UP IN SWITZERLAND, WHERE IT IT'S VERY MOUNTAINOUS, BUT MY 386 00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:29,948 GOAL IS TO TRAVEL AND DISCOVER. 387 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:33,985 IT'S BEEN YOU TRAVEL, THIS PAST WEEKEND YOU POSTED THIS ON THE 388 00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:37,022 INTERNET, THIS IS IN MEXICO, RIGHT? 389 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:40,025 >> Trevor: I WENT TO MEXICO CITY FOR THE WEEKEND, ONE 390 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:43,361 OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES, IF YOU HAVE NOT GONE, THE FOOD IS 391 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,997 PHENOMENAL, THE PEOPLE ARE AMAZING, EVERYTHING WAS SO 392 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:49,768 FANTASTIC OUT THERE, ENJOYED THE TRIP, AND THEN WHEN I WAS 393 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,804 LEAVING, AIRPORT SECURITY IS REALLY SERIOUS, THEY CHECK 394 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,005 EVERYTHING. 395 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:55,240 HOW MANY GRAMS, HOW MANY OUNCES. 396 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:59,945 THEY ARE READING THE NUMBERS, AND THEN THEY PULLED MY AFRO 397 00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:02,814 COMB OUT OF THE BAG, AND THEY WERE LIKE, WHAT IS THIS? 398 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,984 AND I WAS LIKE, WELL, IT IS AN AFRO COMB. 399 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,619 AND THEY WERE LIKE, WHAT'S THAT? 400 00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:12,124 AND I WAS LIKE WHAT IS AN AFRO? 401 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:15,794 MY SPANISH IS TERRIBLE, THEY DID NOT HAVE ENGLISH, SO I AM TRYING 402 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:20,332 TO MY AM AFRO AND GIVE THEM THE COMB. 403 00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:22,901 AND THE ACTION OF COMBING, YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, BUT IT 404 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:25,370 LOOKS LIKE A STABBING MOTION. 405 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:26,905 SHE IS DOING THAT TO ME. 406 00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:30,208 I'M LIKE NO, NO, NOT LIKE THAT. 407 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:31,176 THIS TO ME. 408 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,911 AND SHE'S LIKE IT'S NOT ALLOWED ON THE PLANE. 409 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:36,314 AND IT HAS A LITTLE FIST ON THE OTHER SIDE, WHICH IS NOT A 410 00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:39,651 VIOLENT THING, IT'S THE OPPO OPPOSITE. 411 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:40,819 AND THEY TOOK THE COMB. 412 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,788 IT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE. 413 00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:46,024 I STILL LOVE MEXICO I MEXICO CITY, BUT YEAH, THAT WAS 414 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,726 A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME. 415 00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:52,531 I'VE HAD MANY THINGS CONFISCATED IN MANY AIRPORTS, BUT NEVER A 416 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:53,665 COMB. 417 00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:56,601 >> James: IMAGINE IF IN FIVE OR SIX YEARS' TIME YOU FIND 418 00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:59,604 YOURSELF BACK IN THAT AIRPORT AND YOU'RE GOING THROUGH 419 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:08,013 SECURITY AND THEY'RE JUST TWO GUYS WITH BIG FORS. 420 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:11,249 SHANIA, YOU HAVE HAD A COUPLE OF VERY SUCCESSFUL RESIDENCIES IN 421 00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:16,188 VEGAS COMING INTO RECENTLY RECENTLY WENT TO THE ADELE SHOW 422 00:24:16,254 --> 00:24:20,025 WHEN YOU WERE THERE, IT IS AN AMAZING SHOW? 423 00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:26,164 >> Shania: SO ADELE IS IN THE AUDIENCE, I HAVE A FREAKING BIG 424 00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:30,468 COWBOY HAT ON, YOU CANNOT NOT SEE ME. 425 00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:35,574 AND I AM LIKE ♪ HELLO, CAN YOU SEE ME ♪ 426 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,142 SHE DID NOT SEE ME. 427 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:40,612 SHE JUST KEPT WALKING BY. 428 00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:43,381 SO I HAVE NOT MET HER YET AND I REALLY WANT TO. 429 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:46,151 >> Trevor: DID NOT MEET HER? 430 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:50,655 I THOUGHT THE STORY WAS GOING TO END WITH, AND THEN WE DID A DUET 431 00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:51,823 TOGETHER. 432 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:54,192 >> Shania: I DID NOT JUST SAYING THAT, MAYBE SHE WOULD'VE 433 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:55,594 HEARD ME. 434 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,695 BUT WALKED RIGHT BY ME. 435 00:24:56,761 --> 00:24:59,231 >> James: IT MEANT A HUGE AMOUNT THAT YOU WERE THERE, 436 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:01,066 BECAUSE I THINK THAT IF SHE WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT YOU WERE 437 00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:05,537 THERE AT THE START OF THE SHOW, SHE WOULD'VE BEEN CRIPPLED BY 438 00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:06,204 NERVES. 439 00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:07,372 >> Shania: OH, NO. 440 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:10,909 >> James: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, I THINK. 441 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:17,449 >> Shania: I WILL JUST BRAG ON ADELE, BECAUSE SHE IS ONE OF THE 442 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:20,785 WORLD'S MOST GORGEOUS SINGERS, RIGHT? 443 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:23,521 [APPLAUSE] JUST THE QUALITY -- 444 00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:26,391 AND, OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE MET HER, BUT I 445 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:29,327 WOULD NOT GO OUT OF MY WAY TO MAKE HER UNCOMFORTABLE BEFORE A 446 00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:30,095 SHOW. 447 00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:31,429 IT IS ALWAYS GOOD. 448 00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:33,331 IT WAS A LAST MINUTE THING. 449 00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:36,801 FIRST OF ALL, I COULD BARELY GET INTO -- THERE IS A NOTE. 450 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:41,940 PEOPLE ARE JAMMED INTO THAT ROOM, BUT, NO, IT WAS ALL REALLY 451 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:42,540 GOOD. 452 00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:43,942 I JUST ENJOY WATCHING HER. 453 00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:47,345 AND MAYBE SOMEDAY WE WILL MEET IN PERSON AND WE CAN LAUGH ABOUT 454 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:48,513 THAT. 455 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:51,283 >> James: YOU MIGHT TO MEET HER AT THE GRAMMYS ON SUNDAY. 456 00:25:51,349 --> 00:25:54,719 BECAUSE, THE GRAMMYS ARE COMING UP, TREVOR, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE 457 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:55,420 GRAMMYS. 458 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:57,889 THIS IS YOUR THIRD TIME HOSTING! 459 00:25:57,956 --> 00:26:00,025 WHAT CAN YOU TELL US, AND WHO ARE YOU MOST EXCITED TO SEE 460 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:04,362 PERFORM? 461 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:08,033 >> Trevor: NOW I AM EXCITED TO MAKE SURE THAT SHANIA TWAIN 462 00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:09,167 MEETS ADELE. 463 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,938 AS A HOST, THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT I CAN MAKE HAPPEN. 464 00:26:13,004 --> 00:26:13,972 >> James: GET PEOPLE DRINKS. 465 00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:16,541 >> Trevor: TRYING TO MAKE MOMENTS, MEMORIES. 466 00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,643 I'M EXCITED FOR EVERYTHING, TO BE HONEST. 467 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:23,248 THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING, INTENSE ALBUM OF THE 468 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:26,418 GEAR NIGHTS OF MUSIC I'VE EVER SEEN, BECAUSE THERE IS NOBODY IN 469 00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:30,555 THE CATEGORY WHO SHOULD NOT WIN THE CATEGORY, YOU KNOW? 470 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:34,492 SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS IS A FAVORITE, BUT YOU HAVE 471 00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:44,235 BEYONCE, HARRY STYLES COMING UP LIZZO, ABBA, ADELE. 472 00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:45,637 WHO ARE YOU CHOOSING? 473 00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:49,374 >> James: HARRY STYLES, BUT YEAH. 474 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,110 >> Trevor: I'M EXCITED, BUT IT'S ALSO THE PURSE GRAMMYS 475 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:54,679 WHERE IT FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING IS BACK. 476 00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:58,316 THE FIRST ONE THAT I HOSTED WAS DURING COVID AT THE PEAK WE HAD 477 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:01,987 NO AUDIENCE, IT WAS SHOT REALLY BEAUTIFULLY, BEN WHO WORKS ON 478 00:27:02,053 --> 00:27:04,089 THIS SHOW, OBVIOUSLY WE DID IT TOGETHER. 479 00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:06,558 IN THE SECOND WAS IN VEGAS. 480 00:27:06,624 --> 00:27:08,827 BUT IT WAS PARTIALLY DISRUPTED BY COVID AGAIN, AND THIS IS THE 481 00:27:08,893 --> 00:27:11,062 FIRST WHERE IT FEELS LIKE EVERYBODY WILL BE IN THE ROOM 482 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:13,431 AND EVERYBODY IS EXCITED TO BE AROUND ONE ANOTHER. 483 00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:16,701 IT FEELS LIKE IT'S A NEW TIME IN LIFE. 484 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:20,505 SO YES, I CAN'T WAIT, I GENUINELY CANNOT WAIT TO BE 485 00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:21,673 THERE. 486 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,542 BECAUSE IT IS EVERYONE THAT YOU LOVE -- IMAGINE YOUR MUSIC 487 00:27:24,609 --> 00:27:26,311 COMING ALIVE, THAT'S IT. 488 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:30,148 YOU ARE JUST WALKING THROUGH A ROOM FULL OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF 489 00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:31,549 YOUR FAVORITE SONGS. 490 00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:34,753 EVERY ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE MELODY IS, EVERY MOMENT YOU HAVE 491 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:38,823 DANCED TOO, CRIED TOO, LOVED TO COME INSPIRED TO IS IN THAT 492 00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:39,391 ROOM. 493 00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:41,359 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT. 494 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:49,968 >> James: THE 65TH ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS 495 00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:51,136 AIRS LIVE FROM 'CRYPTO.COM ARENA' THIS SUNDAY AT 8 EASTERN, 496 00:27:51,202 --> 00:27:53,204 5 PACIFIC ON CBS & PARAMOUNT STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE 497 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,887 ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK 498 00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:10,522 WE'RE BACK WITH SHANIA TWAIN AND TREVOR NOAH. 499 00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:11,556 THIS IS EXCITING. 500 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:16,928 YOUR 6TH STUDIO ALBUM "QUEEN OF ME" IS OUT FRIDAY. 501 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,431 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IT'S A BRILLIANT RECORD. 502 00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:22,033 A LOT OF JOY, A LOT OF JOY ON THIS ALBUM. 503 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,968 I THINK IT WILL BE A HUGE HIT. 504 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,505 TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE RECORD. 505 00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:30,675 >> Shania: THIS IS MY CELEBRATION ALBUM, CELEBRATING 506 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:35,080 HAPPINESS AND JOY AND TAKING CARE OF YOUR OWN SPIRIT! 507 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:37,148 DURING COVID OF COURSE, I RODE THE ALBUM DURING COVID AND IT 508 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:43,288 WAS JUST A UNHAPPY TIME FOR ALL OF US, BUT I SAID WRITE SOME 509 00:28:43,354 --> 00:28:46,891 SONGS RIGHT NOW THAT CHANGE YOUR FRAME OF MIND. 510 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:50,061 WRITE HAPPY SONGS, SONGS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO DANCE AND SONG 511 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:53,431 SAID TO MAKE YOU HAPPY AND WANT TO CELEBRATE, TAKE CHARGE OF 512 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:57,936 YOUR OWN MOOD. 513 00:28:58,002 --> 00:28:58,736 NO, REALLY. 514 00:28:58,803 --> 00:29:02,107 SO IT'S ALL -- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 515 00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:05,076 >> James: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. 516 00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:06,611 >> Shania: MIND OVER MATTER. 517 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:10,315 >> James: THERE ARE SOME ABSOLUTE BANGERS ON THIS ALBUM, 518 00:29:10,381 --> 00:29:11,583 IT IS BRILLIANT! 519 00:29:11,649 --> 00:29:16,020 BUT I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE, WHICH I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE ON A 520 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:22,460 SHANIA TWAIN ALBUM. 521 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:24,896 A PARENTAL ADVISORY FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT! 522 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:28,266 WHICH IS A FIRST FOR YOU, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? 523 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:32,203 WHAT IS THE EXPLICIT CONTENT WE ARE BEING ADVISED NOT TO LISTEN 524 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:33,304 TO. 525 00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:39,077 >> Shania: I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU [BLEEP] MEAN BY THAT! 526 00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:44,149 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Trevor: SHANIA GONE BAD. 527 00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:45,850 >> James: I LOVE IT! 528 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:51,156 ♪ YOU'RE STILL THE ONE I [BLEEP] RUN TO ♪ 529 00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:55,660 'S BEFORE THAT COULD BE A REALLY FUN VERSION. 530 00:29:55,727 --> 00:30:00,131 >> James: MAN, I'M A [BLEEP] WOMAN ♪ 531 00:30:00,198 --> 00:30:06,304 LET'S JUST PUT IN AS MANY F-BOMBS, TAYLOR SWIFT WOULD JUST 532 00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:08,640 F-BOMBS ALL OVER. 533 00:30:08,706 --> 00:30:11,476 SHANIA [BLEEP] TWAIN. 534 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:16,781 >> Shania: I LIKE THAT ONE, ME [BLEEP] ME. 535 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:20,051 >> James: I TRULY, I THINK THIS RECORD WILL BEGIN ABSOLUTE 536 00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:20,919 SMASH. 537 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,555 I THINK IT IS COMING AT THE RIGHT TIME! 538 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:29,761 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NOW, TREVOR, WHEN YOU LEFT 539 00:30:29,827 --> 00:30:35,099 "THE DAILY SHOW" IN DECEMBER, I AM LEAVING THE SHOW IN APRIL, WE 540 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:42,473 HAVE HAD WHAT I WOULD CONSIDER TO BE SAS OF TEXTS BETWEEN EACH 541 00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:44,676 OTHER LAST SUMMER TIME WHEN WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOUR 542 00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:49,414 BOOK, WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, HOW HAS IT BEEN FOR YOU THIS 543 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,151 MOMENT NOW, THIS MONTH OR SIX WEEKS SINCE YOU LEFT 544 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:56,254 "THE DAILY SHOW," HOW HE FELT EVERY DAY STEPPING AWAY? 545 00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:59,090 >> Trevor: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN 546 00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:00,525 YOU FINALLY STEP AWAY? 547 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:03,728 IT IS THE WORST MISTAKE I EVER MADE. 548 00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:05,563 IT IS A TERRIBLE DECISION, JAMES. 549 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:10,201 AND I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN, JAMES, BECAUSE IF 550 00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:13,905 I DID, LIKE YOU, I WOULD REGRET THE DECISION. 551 00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:14,872 IT'S AMAZING. 552 00:31:14,939 --> 00:31:17,308 EVERYTHING COMES TO AN END IN LIFE, YOU KNOW? 553 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:20,144 EVERY JOURNEY HAS TO COME TO ITS CONCLUSION. 554 00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:22,780 THE ULTIMATE CONCLUSION IS DEATH, BUT EVERYTHING WE DO IN 555 00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:25,717 LIFE HAS ITS BEGINNING, MIDDLE, END. 556 00:31:25,783 --> 00:31:28,119 AND I LIKE TO CELEBRATE THAT AND ENJOY IT. 557 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:30,989 AND IN SOME OF OUR TEXT WE TALK ABOUT THAT. 558 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:34,592 THERE WILL BE MOMENTS YOU MISS, ANYTHING YOU ENJOY DOING WELL, 559 00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:36,694 YOU'RE GOING TO MISS CERTAIN ELEMENTS OF IT, AND THEN THERE 560 00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:41,466 ARE GOING TO BE NEW PARTS OF LIFE THAT YOU DISCOVER, THINGS 561 00:31:41,532 --> 00:31:42,667 THAT YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU COULD DO. 562 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,470 THINGS THAT YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU WANTED TO DO, YOU KNOW, 563 00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:49,207 WAKING UP WITH YOUR MIND IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT -- ALMOST 564 00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:51,509 LIKE A DIMENSION IN A STRANGE WAY. 565 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,878 NOW I READ THE NEWS WHEN I WANT TO READ THE NEWS. 566 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:57,749 SO NOW I WILL BE LIKE, MAYBE I WANT TO READ IT IN THE MORNING. 567 00:31:57,815 --> 00:32:00,618 MAYBE I WILL READ IT IN THE AFTERNOON. 568 00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:05,123 SOMETIMES I READ TWO DAYS OF NEWS AND ONE DAY. 569 00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:06,291 I SKIPPED ONE DAY. 570 00:32:06,357 --> 00:32:09,294 AND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT, NO, I 571 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,128 HAVEN'T. 572 00:32:10,194 --> 00:32:12,897 BUT AT THE END OF THE WEEK I WILL HAVE. 573 00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:14,098 IT'S QUITE NICE. 574 00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:16,301 YOU WILL ENJOY IT AND HE WILL MISS EVERYTHING THAT THIS WAS. 575 00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:21,139 BUT THEN WILL START TO ENJOY EVERYTHING THAT THE NEW JOURNEY 576 00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:22,340 WAS. 577 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:24,509 >> James: I LOOK BACK AT SOME OF OUR TEXT IN THE SUMMER, AND 578 00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:36,287 THEY ARE REALLY KIND OF AMAZINGG ABOUT COMING IN NO, YOU KNOW --E 579 00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:41,426 TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THD I WROTE THIS LONG THING, AND YOU 580 00:32:41,492 --> 00:32:44,062 GO WOW, THIS IS DEEP. 581 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:50,101 I HAVE SOME [BLEEP] TO THINK ABOUT! 582 00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:52,937 ARE WONDERFUL GUESTS SHANIA TWAIN! 583 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:53,771 TREVOR NOAH! 584 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:55,306 JONO ZALAY IS HERE WHEN WE COME BACK! 585 00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:07,919 ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK! 586 00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:08,986 OUR NEXT GUEST IS A BRILLIANT STAND-UP COMEDIAN WITH A 587 00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:10,355 FANTASTIC NEW COMEDY ALBUM ENTITLED, "MIDNIGHT OIL." 588 00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:13,458 WE'RE SO PROUD HE'S MAKING HIS LATE NIGHT DEBUT HERE WITH US 589 00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:15,259 TONIGHT. 590 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:20,164 PLEASE WELCOME, THE OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY JONO ZALAY. 591 00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:29,374 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 592 00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:36,247 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jono: THANK YOU! 593 00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:37,915 TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH! 594 00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:42,019 BIG NEWS, JUST TURNED 39! 595 00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:47,692 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] A LITTLE OVER A YEAR AGO. 596 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:53,398 [LAUGHTER] BEING EARLY 40 IS LIKE BEING AN 597 00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:55,933 SEASON 5 OF ANY TV SHOW. 598 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,770 [LAUGHTER] BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IT'S STILL 599 00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:02,940 GOOD... 600 00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:04,041 BUT IS IT? 601 00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:06,144 [LAUGHTER] DEFINITELY NOT GETTING BETTER. 602 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,747 THAT'S FOR SURE. 603 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:14,786 FOR THOSE NOT YET IN YOUR 40S, BRACE YOURSELVES. 604 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:17,522 AND BY THAT I MEAN... 605 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:21,592 BUY A BRACE FOR EVERY JOINT ON YOUR BODY. 606 00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:27,298 [LAUGHTER] THIS IS NOT A BRACE-LET. 607 00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:32,203 IT IS HOLDING TOGETHER MY BONES. 608 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:34,739 GOT MARRIED LAST YEAR. 609 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:43,047 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I GOT A PANDEMIC BRIDE! 610 00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:45,783 [LAUGHTER] SHE WAS A RESCUE. 611 00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:52,757 [LAUGHTER] ALTHOUGH I WAS ALMOST 40. 612 00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:56,861 SO WHO RESCUED WHO? 613 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,062 NICE. 614 00:34:58,129 --> 00:35:01,866 I ACTUALLY PROPOSE TO HER USING THE DOG WE RESCUED TOGETHER. 615 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:05,503 YEAH, I PUT THE RING ON HIS COLLAR. 616 00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:09,440 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO A CUTE DOG. 617 00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:12,844 [LAUGHTER] VERY MANIPULATIVE. 618 00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:14,111 I'M NOT THE WORST THOUGH. 619 00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:18,850 I AM ALWAYS BLOWN AWAY WHEN SOMEONE PROPOSES IN FRONT OF A 620 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:19,450 GROUP OF PEOPLE. 621 00:35:19,517 --> 00:35:22,487 LIKE AT A SPORTING EVENT. 622 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:23,921 THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. 623 00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:25,490 [LAUGHTER] WHAT A WEIRD PURE PRESSURE TO 624 00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:28,526 PUT ON SOMEONE. 625 00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:29,594 JUST LIKE "TO LOOK, HONEY, EVERYONE IN 626 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:32,930 MADISON SQUARE GARDEN THINKS WE SHOULD GET MARRIED. 627 00:35:32,997 --> 00:35:34,131 WE ARE ON THE JUMBOTRON. 628 00:35:34,198 --> 00:35:45,776 DO YOU WANT TO GET BOOED?" THE OPPOSITE IS THE SAME AS 629 00:35:45,843 --> 00:35:48,646 WELL, I HAD A FRIEND WHO PROPOSED AT A SCENIC 630 00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:51,582 NATIONAL PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARIZONA DESERT, WHERE THERE 631 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:55,853 WAS NOT ANOTHER HUMAN FOR HUNDREDS OF MILES. 632 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,357 [LAUGHTER] WHICH IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT 633 00:35:59,423 --> 00:36:01,692 KIND OF PRESSURE. 634 00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:06,831 [LAUGHTER] LIKE AT THAT POINT HE MIGHT UP 635 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:11,869 WELL JUST HAD A RING IN ONE HAND AND A SHOVEL AND THE OTHER. 636 00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:16,741 [LAUGHTER] CHOOSE WISELY. 637 00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:19,110 [LAUGHTER] SHE SAID "YES" THEY ARE VERY 638 00:36:19,176 --> 00:36:20,244 HAPPY. 639 00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:24,782 I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MYSELF, HAD A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS 640 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:28,419 RECOMMEND MEDITATION FOR IT SO I DOWNLOADED ONE OF THE MEDITATION 641 00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:36,794 APPS ON MY PHONE, AND NOW EVERY DAY AT NOON, I TELL IT "NO." 642 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:42,366 [LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW WHAT, PRETTY RELAXING. 643 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:42,800 5 STORES. 644 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,502 I RECOMMEND IT. 645 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:49,173 THE ONE THING I ACTUALLY DID IS SAW A THERAPIST FOR THE FIRST 646 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,374 TIME. 647 00:36:50,441 --> 00:36:54,278 YES, WE ARE GOING TO SOLVE THE MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS ONE 648 00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:56,814 COMEDIENNE AT A TIME. 649 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,383 [LAUGHTER] SO I CALL UP THE CLINIC TO MAKE 650 00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:01,552 MY FIRST EVER APPOINTMENT. 651 00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:07,124 THE RECEPTIONIST ASKED IF I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A MALE OR 652 00:37:07,191 --> 00:37:07,792 FEMALE THERAPIST. 653 00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:11,729 I SAID, FEMALE, OF COURSE. 654 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:14,231 WAS THIS A TEST? 655 00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:16,867 [LAUGHTER] DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE 656 00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:20,371 VULNERABLE WITH AN ADULT MALE? 657 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:23,908 [LAUGHTER] I WOULD RATHER SHARE MY FEARS 658 00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:28,546 WITH A COYOTE. 659 00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:31,849 IT'S LIKE, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND MY INABILITY TO TALK 660 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:36,087 TO OTHER MEN IS... 661 00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:38,623 THE REASON I NEED THERAPY. 662 00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:45,696 [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 663 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:53,004 ♪ ♪ >> James: LADIES AND 664 00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:53,537 GENTLEMEN! 665 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:54,438 JONO ZALAY, EVERYONE! 666 00:37:54,505 --> 00:37:56,941 HIS ALBUM, "MIDNIGHT OIL" IS AVAILABLE NOW. 667 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,009 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! 668 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:14,392 ♪ ♪ >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH 669 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:14,925 FOR WATCHING. 670 00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:16,961 REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.