♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL, TO HAVE SOME FUN ♪
♪ FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU WORRY 'BOUT, DON'T
YOU WORRY, BABY ♪ ♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM ♪
♪ IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT ♪ >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
ALL THE WAY FROM A BUILDING BUILT INSIDE FOR HUMAN BEINGS,
GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES KIMBERLY
CORDON.
>> James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
THANK YOU!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU ARE LOVELY, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY!
MY GUESTS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, SHE IS A FIVE-TIME GRAMMY
AWARD-WINNING SUPERSTAR, SOLD MORE THAN 100 MILLION ALBUMS
WORLDWIDE.
SHE'S STILL THE ONE AND ONLY SHANIA TWAIN!
SHANIA!
OH, MY GOD!
>> Shania: SHANIA COULD NOT MAKE IT.
>> James: WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE, WHAT IS --
WHAT?
>> Shania: DO YOU LIKE IT?
>> James: I AM LIVING FOR IT!
I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOUR CLOTHING!
>> Shania: I'M NOT FINISHED.
>> James: OKAY, WELL, JUST DO A HOLD.
>> Shania: I'M DOING A HOLD.
>> James: WHAT MADE YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR HAIR CHOICE, SHANIA?
>> Shania: I LIKE CHANGE, IT'S MY PREROGATIVE.
>> James: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT AND AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE,
>> : , EVERYBODY.
HE'S THE FORMER "DAILY SHOW" HOST AND BRILLIANT
STAND-UP COMEDIAN WHO'S CURRENTLY ON HIS "OFF THE RECORD
TOUR."
HE'S HOSTING THE GRAMMY AWARDS THIS SUNDAY, RIGHT HERE ON CBS.
AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE NETWORK, AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT,
WHO ELSE COULD IT BE, BUT TREVOR NOAH IS ON THE SHOW!
THERE HE IS!
>> Trevor: OH, HEY.
IT'S BEEN WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WHAT IS IN THE GREEN?
>> Trevor: I BEAT THE COOKIES AND I SMELL THE LETTERS.
>> James: THAT WILL BE THE NAME OF YOUR FIRST ALBUM, BEAT
THE COOKIES AND SMELL THE LETTERS.
IT >> Trevor: DON'T SEARCH THAT ON THE INTERNET, BY THE
WAY, HORRIBLE THINGS COME UP.
>> James: I AM OVERJOYED TO SEE YOU, BLESS YOU FOR FINDING
THE TIME AND WHAT IS A HECTIC WEEK, WE LOVE YOU, TREVOR NOAH,
EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND FROM ONE STAND-UP COMEDIAN
TO ANOTHER, HE HAS AN ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC COMEDIAN, WE ARE
THRILLED HE IS MAKING HIS LATE-NIGHT TELEVISION DEBUT
RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, THE ONE AND ONLY JONO ZALAY IS HERE TONIGHT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] JONO, HOW ARE YOU, WOW!
>> Jono: YES!
>> James: THIS IS YOUR FIRST TV APPEARANCE, YOU HAVE REALLY
LEANED INTO THIS.
>> Jono: THIS IS HOW I GET READY FOR MY STAND-UP SHOWS.
>> James: THIS IS THE WHOLE THING.
IT >> Jono: MAKE UP FOR THREE HOURS, MASSAGES, I CANNOT GO OUT
THERE TIGHT.
>> James: NO, PLEASE DON'T, BECAUSE, I DON'T ENJOY IT WHEN I
AM TIGHT OUT HERE, AND NOR SHOULD YOU.
WELL, WE WILL LET YOU FINISH YOUR INCREDIBLY EXTENSIVE
REGIME, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, JONO ZALAY!
THIS IS
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH, THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! ♪
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH, >> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING
HERE, BIG SHOW TONIGHT, I'M EXCITED.
WE HAVE TEAM NOAH, SHANIA!
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING OUT A
COUNTRY ALBUM?
>> Reggie: I WOULD LOVE TO, I THINK THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUN.
>> James: I ACTUALLY DO THINK HE WOULD DO A REALLY GOOD
COUNTRY ALBUM, NOT EVEN A COMEDY COUNTRY ALBUM.
I THINK YOU COULD DO A GENUINE LEGITIMATE COUNTRY ALBUM, WOULD
YOU DO SUCH A THING?
>> Reggie: I WOULD LOVE TO BE A PART OF THAT TRADITION.
>> James: IF IT IS NOT SONGS, IT'S JUST LIKE HIM GIVING INTO
COUNTRY, CAN YOU GIVE US COUNTRY?
IT'S JUST YOU TELLING US ABOUT YOUR DAY?
♪ ♪ >> Reggie: ♪ THIS MORNING, I
GOT UP A LITTLE BIT LATER THAN I THOUGHT COMING TO WHAT I THOUGHT
TO MYSELF, I'M GOING TO CHANGE IT UP, I'M GOING TO DO SOME
OATMEAL, AND SOME EMAILS AND GO ON DOWN TO ♪ WHERE I SPENT WAY
TOO MUCH MONEY ♪ ♪ AND WAKE UP WITH A LITTLE BIT
OF WEED ♪ [BUZZER]
>> James: I LOVE IT!
IT IS TIME FOR THE NEWS!
♪ ♪ OH, NO, OKAY.
♪ IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY AFTER THE SHOW ♪
♪ WENT TO TAKE A QUICK NAP ♪ ♪ BUT I RAN INTO LAUREN
GREENBERG IN THE HALLWAY ♪ ♪ SHE SAYS STEVE ♪
♪ CAN YOU PLAY THE LONGWAYS JINGLE ♪
♪ AND I SAID HOW LONG DO YOU WANT IT ♪
♪ AT THIS POINT I JUST WANT TO SAY ♪
♪ HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS "LATE LATE" FAMILY.
I'M NOT GOING TO CRY, AT LEAST NOT YET ♪
♪ JUST GOING TO SAY HOW MUCH I REALLY LOVE YOU --
>> James: COME ON, STEVE, YE YEAH!
♪ ♪ >> Reggie: IT'S TIME FOR THE
NEWS!
>> James: THE, COME ON, STEVE!
I LOVE YOU, BABY!
I LOVE YOU.
WOW.
ACTUAL CHILLS, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
WELL LISTEN, HERE'S THE NEWS IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT, SO GUESS
WHAT THAT MEANS?
WE ARE EXACTLY ONE YEAR AWAY FROM THE FIRST DEMOCRATIC
PRIMARY OF THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.
YEAH.
WOW, THE EXCITEMENT IN THE ROOM IS PALPABLE.
LET'S CANCEL SHANIA AND TREVOR.
LET'S SPEND THE ENTIRE SHOW TALKING ABOUT THE 2024
PRIMARIES.
AMERICAN POLITICS IS RELENTLESS.
THEY'RE LIKE THAT FRIEND OF YOURS WHO'S LIKE, "IT'S MY
BIRTHDAY MONTH!" [LAUGHTER]
WE ARE EXACTLY ONE YEAR AWAY FROM THE FIRST DEMOCRATIC
PRIMARY OF THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL SORRY, YOU ARE EXACTLY ONE YEAR
AWAY FROM THE FIRST DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY OF THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL
CAMPAIGN.
I'LL BE IN LONDON OR ON A BEACH OR SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
[LAUGHTER] IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS,
ACCORDING TO REPORTS, DONALD TRUMP IS STRUGGLING TO RAISE
MONEY FOR HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, SO MUCH SO, THAT HE'S
CONSIDERING REVAMPING HIS FUNDRAISING OPERATION.
I'M CONFUSED.
DOES THAT MEAN HE WILL OR HE WON'T BE SELLING GARBAGE STEAKS
AND FAKE COLLEGE DEGREES?
[LAUGHTER] IN THE COMING WEEKS, TRUMP IS
EXPECTED TO BUILD A MORE TRADITIONAL FUNDRAISING
STRUCTURE.
COERCION, EXTORTION, FRAUD, AND, OF COURSE, A BAKE SALE!
[LAUGHTER] TRUMP IS STRAPPED FOR CASH.
I GUESS THOSE DIGITAL TRADING CARDS OF TRUMP AS A COWBOY AND A
SUPERHERO JUST DIDN'T SELL SO WELL.
[LAUGHTER] THAT'S A SHOCKER.
WHO WOULD ENTER BY THOSE?
SOMETIMES I LOOK AT IT AND CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REAL.
THAT'S SOMETHING THEY ACTUALLY DID.
>> Reggie: HE LOOKS HOT THOUGH, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT.
>> James: I DO LIKE THAT HE HAS GOTTEN IN SHAPE.
YOU LOOK AT THE ONE ON THE RIGHT, IT SHOWS, YOU CAN NEVER
BE TOO OLD TO JUST CRUSH THE GYM.
>> Reggie: YOU KNOW, HE HAS PLANT-BASED TOO, BEINGS, STUFF
LIKE THAT, AND JUST FOUR HOURS IN THE MORNING, FOUR HOURS AT
NIGHT AND VERY LIGHT PROTEIN.
>> James: ONLY CARDIO, NO WEIGHTS.
>> Reggie: BODY WEIGHT STUFF, YEAH.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: AND WE WANTED TO
TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.
THE 23-YEAR-OLD AND COUNTING CHIHUAHUA NAME SPIKE HAS JUST
BEEN NAMED TO THE WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING DOG.
THOSE ARE THE EYES OF A DOG WHO HAS SEEN SOME DARK [BLEEP].
THAT DOG HAS SEEN SOME DARK, DARK [BLEEP].
[LAUGHTER] 23, CRAZY.
CRAZY TO THINK I AM THE SAME AGE AS THE WORLD'S OLDEST DOG.
SPIKE IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE WORLD'S OLDEST DOG, A FACT WHICH
SPIKE IS TOTALLY INDIFFERENT TO BECAUSE HE'S A DOG.
[LAUGHTER] AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.
A GROUP OF AUSTRALIAN GOLFERS CAME ACROSS A PRETTY SHOCKING
SURPRISE WHILE PLAYING ON A COURSE IN SYDNEY THE OTHER DAY.
LOOK WHAT THEY FOUND IN THE CUP.
THAT'S THE HIGHLY-VENOMOUS RED-BELLIED BLACK SNAKE.
AND HERE IT IS, I DUNNO, PLAYING THROUGH?
IN THE SNAKE'S DEFENSE, IT WAS ONLY ON THE GOLF COURSE TO SEAL
A VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS DEAL.
[LAUGHTER] NOW REMEMBER, THE RED-BELLIED
BLACK SNAKE IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
DON'T BE FOOLED BY HIS SASSY LITTLE GOLF HAT.
[LAUGHTER] THAT IS [BLEEP] WOEFUL.
>> ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT WHAT IF!
ACTUALLY WEAR THAT HAT THOUGH, THAT WOULD BE PRETTY FUNNY.
>> James: YOU ARE RIGHT, BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF IT IS
FUNNY.
>> IMAGINE SEEING A SNAKE -- >> James: YOU IMAGINE IT,
BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU ARE IMAGINING IS FUNNIER THAN THAT.
[LAUGHTER] >> LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS WITH HIS
HAT, HE HAS A SMILE, HIS LIKE BEFORE I DID NOT HAVE A HAT, AND
I HAVE THIS HAT, LIFE IS LOOKING UP.
>> James: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE GRAPHIC IT, BECAUSE I AM
ABOUT TO SAY THIS WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE POLITICAL TAKEDOWN.
[LAUGHTER] I'M GLAD THAT TREVOR IS HERE,
ACTUALLY, BECAUSE THAT'S WHO TREVOR IS COMING YOU KNOW, HE
DID "THE DAILY SHOW" EVERY DAY, A DEEP DIVE ON THE POLITICAL
ISSUES GET READY.
[LAUGHTER] IT AIN'T ALL JUST SINGING IN A
CAR.
YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS A POLITICAL TAKEDOWN.
[LAUGHTER] SEE I HAVE JOHN OLIVER'S NUMBER.
FORGET THE SNAKE WITH THE HAT POLITICAL TAKEDOWN.
I GOT TO SAY, I GOT TO SAY IT'S NICE TO SEE A SNAKE ON A
GOLF COURSE THAT IS INTO DONALD TRUMP.
BANG!
THAT'S IT!
I APPRECIATE IT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
[BLEEP].
♪ ♪ [LAUGHTER]
>> James: AND FINALLY, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO STAY IN
LOS ANGELES, LISTEN UP.
STARTING FEBRUARY 15TH, YOU CAN SPEND THE NIGHT WITH SETH ROGEN
IN AN AIRBNB COURTESY OF HIS WEED LIFESTYLE BRAND.
IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN ACTUALLY SMOKE WEED WITH SETH ROGEN.
THAT SOUNDS FUN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ONE LUCKY WINNER WILL GET TO
HAVE A PANIC ATTACK IN FRONT OF ONE OF THEIR FAVORITE ACTORS.
[LAUGHTER] >> YOU KNOW WHAT SETH ROGAN AND
A FRIEND WOULD PROBABLY GET A KICK OUT OF IT IF THEY WERE
SMOKING WEED COMING TO WHAT THEY WOULD FIND FUNNY IF YOU WERE
A LITTLE SNAKE WEARING A HAT.
>> James: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, YOU WILL GET NO PUSHBACK
FROM ME ON THAT, THE ONLY TIME YOU FIND THAT FUNNY IS IF YOU
ARE STONED OUT OF YOUR [BLEEP] MIND.
[LAUGHTER] NOW THE BOOKING.
IF YOU WANT TO BOOK THE NIGHT, IT INCLUDES HANGING OUT WITH
SETH ROGEN, SMOKIN WEED, AND MAKING POTTERY.
I MIGHT BID FOR THIS IF THE HOLDING IS WORTH IT JUST SO I
CAN DO THE POTTERY WHEEL SCENE FROM THE MOVIE "GHOST" WITH SETH
ROGAN!
AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "THE LATE LATE SHOW,"
EVERYBODY!
>> James: WELCOME BACK!
WE'VE ALL SEEN THOSE PRESCRIPTION DRUG ADS ON TV
WHERE AT THE END IT SAYS, "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" AND THEN
THEY LIST A LONG SET OF SIDE EFFECTS.
WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT SIDE EFFECTS AREN'T JUST FOR DRUGS,
THERE'S SIDE EFFECTS FOR EVERYTHING IN LIFE.
WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR SEGMENT, "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE."
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
♪ "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" ♪ >> James: IF ONLY THERE WAS
SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP ME WITH THIS BIT, SOMEONE WHO HAS
EXPERIENCE READING A TELEPROMPTER.
SOMEBODY WHO IS EXPERIENCED BEHIND A DESK.
>> Trevor: OH, HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING!
YOU NEED SOME HELP?
>> James: YOU ARE THE PERFECT PERSON TO DO THIS!
HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE!
>> Trevor: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> James: NOW WE ARE COOKING.
NOW WE ARE COOKING, I LOVE THIS!
HOW ARE YOU, TREVOR?
>> Trevor: I AM FANTASTIC JAMES CORDEN, HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: I'M FANTASTIC, HOW IS IT TO BE BEHIND A DESK AGAIN?
>> Trevor: STIFLING.
>> James: OKAY, LET'S GET -- >> Trevor: [LAUGHS]
>> James: IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF LEAVING THEIR
LATE-NIGHT SHOW?
BECAUSE IF YOU ARE THINKING OF LEAVING YOUR LATE-NIGHT SHOW,
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS, AND THOSE
"SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" MAY INCLUDE, NOT WEARING A SUIT
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ON TV EVERY NIGHT.
>> Trevor: NOT HAVING TO WEAR PANTS BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ON TV
EVERY NIGHT.
>> James: NOT HAVING TO TALK ABOUT THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL
ELECTION!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Trevor: BUT SADLY, NOT HAVING
THE OPPORTUNITY TO AMAZE AUDIENCES WITH OUR PERFECT TRUMP
IMPRESSIONS.
SO GOOD, SO WONDERFUL, NOTHING BETTER THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
>> James: SO GOOD.
NOT DONE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Trevor: NOT HAVING TO PRETEND
YOU WATCHED SOMEONE'S LATEST FILM OR TV SHOW.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: YOU WATCHED "MAMMALS"
ON PRIME VIDEO THOUGH, RIGHT?
>> Trevor: NO.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: WOW.
NOT HAVING TO PRETEND YOU READ SOMEONE'S BOOK.
>> Trevor: YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ MY BOOK?
>> James: AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF LEAVING YOUR LATE
NIGHT SHOW IS...
[LAUGHTER] >> Trevor: FINDING OUT YOU'VE
BEEN DROPPED FROM THE LATE NIGHT HOST GROUP TEXT.
>> James: WAIT, THERE'S A LATE NIGHT HOST GROUP TEXT?
[LAUGHTER] IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF
HOSTING THE GRAMMYS?
TREVOR, YOU'RE HOSTING THE GRAMMYS THIS SUNDAY.
>> Trevor: YES, I AM INDEED.
>> James: RIGHT HERE SUNDAY NIGHT ON CBS.
WE'VE BOTH HOSTED TWICE.
YOU'RE ABOUT TO HOST FOR THE THIRD TIME.
I'VE OF HOSTED TWICE.
IF ANYONE ELSE HERE IS THINKING OF HOSTING THE GRAMMYS, YOU
SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS.
AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE...
>> Trevor: BEING EXCITED TO BE PART OF MUSIC'S BIGGEST NIGHT!
>> James: WONDERING WHICH POP STARS YOU'LL BECOME FRIENDS WITH
AND WHICH POP STARS YOU'LL BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH.
[LAUGHTER] >> Trevor: FINALLY BEING ABLE TO
THINK BEYONCE IN PERSON IF IT WASN'T FOR "BREAK MY
SOUL," I WOULD HAVE NEVER QUIT MY JOB!
>> James: OH MY GOD, SAME!
>> Trevor: IT'S AMAZING.
FEELING THE RUSH OF A LIVE SHOW!
WOO!
>> James: TRYING TO SUSTAIN THAT RUSH OVER THE COURSE OF THREE
AND A HALF HOURS.
WOO!
[LAUGHTER] >> Trevor: PLUS COMMERCIALS.
WOO!
>> James: FEELING AMAZED AS YOU WALK PAST THE DRESSING ROOMS OF
LEGENDS LIKE DIANA ROSS, MARY J.
BLIGE, AND SNOOP DOGG.
>> Trevor: CIRCLING BACK TO SNOOP DOGG'S DRESSING ROOM
BECAUSE SOMETHING SMELLED AMAZING IN THERE.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: BEING SO PUMPED TO SEE
LIZZO LIVE.
>> Trevor: PRAYING SHE PLAYS ANOTHER OLD WHITE GUY'S FLUTE.
[LAUGHTER] AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF
HOSTING THE GRAMMYS IS KNOWING THAT IF YOU SCREW UP, YOUR
CAREER COULD BE OVER.
>> James: BUT IF YOU DO WELL, YOU'LL GET SEVEN NICE TEXT
MESSAGES.
[LAUGHTER] IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF BEING
THE BAD BOY OF LATE NIGHT?
WELL IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT BEING THE BAD BOY OF LATE NIGHT,
YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS.
AND THE "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE"
>> Both: BEING THE -- OOPS, SORRY.
BEING THE ONE AND...
BEING THE ONE AND ONLY...
SORRY, I THINK THIS IS MY LINE >> James: DON'T WORRY, IT'S A
CONFUSING BIT.
BUT SEE, IT CLEARLY SAYS• >> Both: "BEING THE ONE AND ONLY
BAD BOY OF LATE NIGHT" >> Trevor: YEA, I KNOW.
HENCE, MY LINE.
>> James: MMMM, I DON'T THINK SO.
>> Trevor: MMMM, YES.
I AM PRETTY SURE IT IS.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: AND THE FINAL SIDE
EFFECT OF BEING THE BAD BOY OF LATE NIGHT IS TEARING UP YOUR
CONTRACT AND LEAVING YOUR SHOW.
>> Trevor: WAIT, YOU'RE STILL HERE.
>> James: YEAH BUT, I'M LEAVING THE SHOW IN APRIL.
>> Trevor: BUT I ALREADY LEFT SO I THINK THAT MAKES ME THE
BADDEST BOY THERE IS.
>> James: WELCOME BACK, LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
HER NEW ALBUM "QUEEN OF ME" IS OUT FRIDAY AND HER
WORLD TOUR KICKS OFF THIS SPRING.
SHANIA TWAIN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Announcer: IT'S
SHANIA TWAIN!
>> James: HOW ARE YOU DOING!
HE'S THE HOST OF THE "65TH ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS".
TREVOR NOAH!
>> Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TREVOR NOAH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
>> Shania: [LAUGHS] >> James: NOW, LET'S JUST
TALK -- >> Shania: HAIR.
>> James: ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH SHANIA TWAIN AT
THE MOMENT, WHEN DO WE CHOOSE TO DO THIS?
TALK ME THROUGH THE THOUGHT PROCESS.
>> Shania: I JUST LOVE IT, I AM JUST HAVING FUN!
>> James: I AM ALL FOR FUN!
>> Shania: I'M JUST HAVING FUN.
>> James: YOU LIVED FULL-TIME IN SWITZERLAND RIGHT NOW, TALK
ME ABOUT SHANIA TWAIN'S LIFE RIGHT THERE.
>> Shania: [SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE]
>> [SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE]
>> Shania: [SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE]
>> James: TOBLER OWN.
>> Shania: MY LIFE IN SWITZERLAND, I SPEAK FRENCH WHEN
I'M THERE, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LIFE, MOUNTAINS, SNOW, I LOVE
WINTER.
>> James: DO YOU SPEND MUCH TIME THERE?
>> Trevor: NOT MUCH, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES
IN THE WORLD, WHENEVER I AM TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM
EVERYTHING, I WILL TELL MY DAD I WANT TO SEE HIM.
BUT I DON'T, I JUST WANT TO GO TO SWITZERLAND FOR THE VIBE,
THAT'S WHAT FAMILY IS FOR.
STRATEGICALLY PLACED FAMILY IN DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD AND
THEN YOU TELL THEM I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU WHEN YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE PLACE, AND THEN YOU KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
>> Shania: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
I'M FROM CANADA.
>> Trevor: BUT NASHVILLE, YOU SPENT A LOT OF TIME OUT THERE.
>> Shania: SPENT A LOT OF TIME AT THE BEGINNING OF MY CAREER, I
MEAN EVERYWHERE, BUT I STARTED OFF IN CANADA, ONTARIO, VERY
FLAT.
ENDED UP IN SWITZERLAND, WHERE IT IT'S VERY MOUNTAINOUS, BUT MY
GOAL IS TO TRAVEL AND DISCOVER.
IT'S BEEN YOU TRAVEL, THIS PAST WEEKEND YOU POSTED THIS ON THE
INTERNET, THIS IS IN MEXICO, RIGHT?
>> Trevor: I WENT TO MEXICO CITY FOR THE WEEKEND, ONE
OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES, IF YOU HAVE NOT GONE, THE FOOD IS
PHENOMENAL, THE PEOPLE ARE AMAZING, EVERYTHING WAS SO
FANTASTIC OUT THERE, ENJOYED THE TRIP, AND THEN WHEN I WAS
LEAVING, AIRPORT SECURITY IS REALLY SERIOUS, THEY CHECK
EVERYTHING.
HOW MANY GRAMS, HOW MANY OUNCES.
THEY ARE READING THE NUMBERS, AND THEN THEY PULLED MY AFRO
COMB OUT OF THE BAG, AND THEY WERE LIKE, WHAT IS THIS?
AND I WAS LIKE, WELL, IT IS AN AFRO COMB.
AND THEY WERE LIKE, WHAT'S THAT?
AND I WAS LIKE WHAT IS AN AFRO?
MY SPANISH IS TERRIBLE, THEY DID NOT HAVE ENGLISH, SO I AM TRYING
TO MY AM AFRO AND GIVE THEM THE COMB.
AND THE ACTION OF COMBING, YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, BUT IT
LOOKS LIKE A STABBING MOTION.
SHE IS DOING THAT TO ME.
I'M LIKE NO, NO, NOT LIKE THAT.
THIS TO ME.
AND SHE'S LIKE IT'S NOT ALLOWED ON THE PLANE.
AND IT HAS A LITTLE FIST ON THE OTHER SIDE, WHICH IS NOT A
VIOLENT THING, IT'S THE OPPO OPPOSITE.
AND THEY TOOK THE COMB.
IT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE.
I STILL LOVE MEXICO I MEXICO CITY, BUT YEAH, THAT WAS
A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME.
I'VE HAD MANY THINGS CONFISCATED IN MANY AIRPORTS, BUT NEVER A
COMB.
>> James: IMAGINE IF IN FIVE OR SIX YEARS' TIME YOU FIND
YOURSELF BACK IN THAT AIRPORT AND YOU'RE GOING THROUGH
SECURITY AND THEY'RE JUST TWO GUYS WITH BIG FORS.
SHANIA, YOU HAVE HAD A COUPLE OF VERY SUCCESSFUL RESIDENCIES IN
VEGAS COMING INTO RECENTLY RECENTLY WENT TO THE ADELE SHOW
WHEN YOU WERE THERE, IT IS AN AMAZING SHOW?
>> Shania: SO ADELE IS IN THE AUDIENCE, I HAVE A FREAKING BIG
COWBOY HAT ON, YOU CANNOT NOT SEE ME.
AND I AM LIKE ♪ HELLO, CAN YOU SEE ME ♪
SHE DID NOT SEE ME.
SHE JUST KEPT WALKING BY.
SO I HAVE NOT MET HER YET AND I REALLY WANT TO.
>> Trevor: DID NOT MEET HER?
I THOUGHT THE STORY WAS GOING TO END WITH, AND THEN WE DID A DUET
TOGETHER.
>> Shania: I DID NOT JUST SAYING THAT, MAYBE SHE WOULD'VE
HEARD ME.
BUT WALKED RIGHT BY ME.
>> James: IT MEANT A HUGE AMOUNT THAT YOU WERE THERE,
BECAUSE I THINK THAT IF SHE WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT YOU WERE
THERE AT THE START OF THE SHOW, SHE WOULD'VE BEEN CRIPPLED BY
NERVES.
>> Shania: OH, NO.
>> James: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, I THINK.
>> Shania: I WILL JUST BRAG ON ADELE, BECAUSE SHE IS ONE OF THE
WORLD'S MOST GORGEOUS SINGERS, RIGHT?
[APPLAUSE] JUST THE QUALITY --
AND, OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE MET HER, BUT I
WOULD NOT GO OUT OF MY WAY TO MAKE HER UNCOMFORTABLE BEFORE A
SHOW.
IT IS ALWAYS GOOD.
IT WAS A LAST MINUTE THING.
FIRST OF ALL, I COULD BARELY GET INTO -- THERE IS A NOTE.
PEOPLE ARE JAMMED INTO THAT ROOM, BUT, NO, IT WAS ALL REALLY
GOOD.
I JUST ENJOY WATCHING HER.
AND MAYBE SOMEDAY WE WILL MEET IN PERSON AND WE CAN LAUGH ABOUT
THAT.
>> James: YOU MIGHT TO MEET HER AT THE GRAMMYS ON SUNDAY.
BECAUSE, THE GRAMMYS ARE COMING UP, TREVOR, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE
GRAMMYS.
THIS IS YOUR THIRD TIME HOSTING!
WHAT CAN YOU TELL US, AND WHO ARE YOU MOST EXCITED TO SEE
PERFORM?
>> Trevor: NOW I AM EXCITED TO MAKE SURE THAT SHANIA TWAIN
MEETS ADELE.
AS A HOST, THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT I CAN MAKE HAPPEN.
>> James: GET PEOPLE DRINKS.
>> Trevor: TRYING TO MAKE MOMENTS, MEMORIES.
I'M EXCITED FOR EVERYTHING, TO BE HONEST.
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING, INTENSE ALBUM OF THE
GEAR NIGHTS OF MUSIC I'VE EVER SEEN, BECAUSE THERE IS NOBODY IN
THE CATEGORY WHO SHOULD NOT WIN THE CATEGORY, YOU KNOW?
SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS IS A FAVORITE, BUT YOU HAVE
BEYONCE, HARRY STYLES COMING UP LIZZO, ABBA, ADELE.
WHO ARE YOU CHOOSING?
>> James: HARRY STYLES, BUT YEAH.
>> Trevor: I'M EXCITED, BUT IT'S ALSO THE PURSE GRAMMYS
WHERE IT FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING IS BACK.
THE FIRST ONE THAT I HOSTED WAS DURING COVID AT THE PEAK WE HAD
NO AUDIENCE, IT WAS SHOT REALLY BEAUTIFULLY, BEN WHO WORKS ON
THIS SHOW, OBVIOUSLY WE DID IT TOGETHER.
IN THE SECOND WAS IN VEGAS.
BUT IT WAS PARTIALLY DISRUPTED BY COVID AGAIN, AND THIS IS THE
FIRST WHERE IT FEELS LIKE EVERYBODY WILL BE IN THE ROOM
AND EVERYBODY IS EXCITED TO BE AROUND ONE ANOTHER.
IT FEELS LIKE IT'S A NEW TIME IN LIFE.
SO YES, I CAN'T WAIT, I GENUINELY CANNOT WAIT TO BE
THERE.
BECAUSE IT IS EVERYONE THAT YOU LOVE -- IMAGINE YOUR MUSIC
COMING ALIVE, THAT'S IT.
YOU ARE JUST WALKING THROUGH A ROOM FULL OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF
YOUR FAVORITE SONGS.
EVERY ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE MELODY IS, EVERY MOMENT YOU HAVE
DANCED TOO, CRIED TOO, LOVED TO COME INSPIRED TO IS IN THAT
ROOM.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT.
>> James: THE 65TH ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS
AIRS LIVE FROM 'CRYPTO.COM ARENA' THIS SUNDAY AT 8 EASTERN,
5 PACIFIC ON CBS & PARAMOUNT STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE
♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK
WE'RE BACK WITH SHANIA TWAIN AND TREVOR NOAH.
THIS IS EXCITING.
YOUR 6TH STUDIO ALBUM "QUEEN OF ME" IS OUT FRIDAY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IT'S A BRILLIANT RECORD.
A LOT OF JOY, A LOT OF JOY ON THIS ALBUM.
I THINK IT WILL BE A HUGE HIT.
TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE RECORD.
>> Shania: THIS IS MY CELEBRATION ALBUM, CELEBRATING
HAPPINESS AND JOY AND TAKING CARE OF YOUR OWN SPIRIT!
DURING COVID OF COURSE, I RODE THE ALBUM DURING COVID AND IT
WAS JUST A UNHAPPY TIME FOR ALL OF US, BUT I SAID WRITE SOME
SONGS RIGHT NOW THAT CHANGE YOUR FRAME OF MIND.
WRITE HAPPY SONGS, SONGS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO DANCE AND SONG
SAID TO MAKE YOU HAPPY AND WANT TO CELEBRATE, TAKE CHARGE OF
YOUR OWN MOOD.
NO, REALLY.
SO IT'S ALL -- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> James: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
>> Shania: MIND OVER MATTER.
>> James: THERE ARE SOME ABSOLUTE BANGERS ON THIS ALBUM,
IT IS BRILLIANT!
BUT I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE, WHICH I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE ON A
SHANIA TWAIN ALBUM.
A PARENTAL ADVISORY FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT!
WHICH IS A FIRST FOR YOU, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?
WHAT IS THE EXPLICIT CONTENT WE ARE BEING ADVISED NOT TO LISTEN
TO.
>> Shania: I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU [BLEEP] MEAN BY THAT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Trevor: SHANIA GONE BAD.
>> James: I LOVE IT!
♪ YOU'RE STILL THE ONE I [BLEEP] RUN TO ♪
'S BEFORE THAT COULD BE A REALLY FUN VERSION.
>> James: MAN, I'M A [BLEEP] WOMAN ♪
LET'S JUST PUT IN AS MANY F-BOMBS, TAYLOR SWIFT WOULD JUST
F-BOMBS ALL OVER.
SHANIA [BLEEP] TWAIN.
>> Shania: I LIKE THAT ONE, ME [BLEEP] ME.
>> James: I TRULY, I THINK THIS RECORD WILL BEGIN ABSOLUTE
SMASH.
I THINK IT IS COMING AT THE RIGHT TIME!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NOW, TREVOR, WHEN YOU LEFT
"THE DAILY SHOW" IN DECEMBER, I AM LEAVING THE SHOW IN APRIL, WE
HAVE HAD WHAT I WOULD CONSIDER TO BE SAS OF TEXTS BETWEEN EACH
OTHER LAST SUMMER TIME WHEN WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOUR
BOOK, WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, HOW HAS IT BEEN FOR YOU THIS
MOMENT NOW, THIS MONTH OR SIX WEEKS SINCE YOU LEFT
"THE DAILY SHOW," HOW HE FELT EVERY DAY STEPPING AWAY?
>> Trevor: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN
YOU FINALLY STEP AWAY?
IT IS THE WORST MISTAKE I EVER MADE.
IT IS A TERRIBLE DECISION, JAMES.
AND I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN, JAMES, BECAUSE IF
I DID, LIKE YOU, I WOULD REGRET THE DECISION.
IT'S AMAZING.
EVERYTHING COMES TO AN END IN LIFE, YOU KNOW?
EVERY JOURNEY HAS TO COME TO ITS CONCLUSION.
THE ULTIMATE CONCLUSION IS DEATH, BUT EVERYTHING WE DO IN
LIFE HAS ITS BEGINNING, MIDDLE, END.
AND I LIKE TO CELEBRATE THAT AND ENJOY IT.
AND IN SOME OF OUR TEXT WE TALK ABOUT THAT.
THERE WILL BE MOMENTS YOU MISS, ANYTHING YOU ENJOY DOING WELL,
YOU'RE GOING TO MISS CERTAIN ELEMENTS OF IT, AND THEN THERE
ARE GOING TO BE NEW PARTS OF LIFE THAT YOU DISCOVER, THINGS
THAT YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU COULD DO.
THINGS THAT YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU WANTED TO DO, YOU KNOW,
WAKING UP WITH YOUR MIND IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT -- ALMOST
LIKE A DIMENSION IN A STRANGE WAY.
NOW I READ THE NEWS WHEN I WANT TO READ THE NEWS.
SO NOW I WILL BE LIKE, MAYBE I WANT TO READ IT IN THE MORNING.
MAYBE I WILL READ IT IN THE AFTERNOON.
SOMETIMES I READ TWO DAYS OF NEWS AND ONE DAY.
I SKIPPED ONE DAY.
AND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT, NO, I
HAVEN'T.
BUT AT THE END OF THE WEEK I WILL HAVE.
IT'S QUITE NICE.
YOU WILL ENJOY IT AND HE WILL MISS EVERYTHING THAT THIS WAS.
BUT THEN WILL START TO ENJOY EVERYTHING THAT THE NEW JOURNEY
WAS.
>> James: I LOOK BACK AT SOME OF OUR TEXT IN THE SUMMER, AND
THEY ARE REALLY KIND OF AMAZINGG ABOUT COMING IN NO, YOU KNOW --E
TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THD I WROTE THIS LONG THING, AND YOU
GO WOW, THIS IS DEEP.
I HAVE SOME [BLEEP] TO THINK ABOUT!
ARE WONDERFUL GUESTS SHANIA TWAIN!
TREVOR NOAH!
JONO ZALAY IS HERE WHEN WE COME BACK!
♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK!
OUR NEXT GUEST IS A BRILLIANT STAND-UP COMEDIAN WITH A
FANTASTIC NEW COMEDY ALBUM ENTITLED, "MIDNIGHT OIL."
WE'RE SO PROUD HE'S MAKING HIS LATE NIGHT DEBUT HERE WITH US
TONIGHT.
PLEASE WELCOME, THE OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY JONO ZALAY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jono: THANK YOU!
TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH!
BIG NEWS, JUST TURNED 39!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] A LITTLE OVER A YEAR AGO.
[LAUGHTER] BEING EARLY 40 IS LIKE BEING AN
SEASON 5 OF ANY TV SHOW.
[LAUGHTER] BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IT'S STILL
GOOD...
BUT IS IT?
[LAUGHTER] DEFINITELY NOT GETTING BETTER.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
FOR THOSE NOT YET IN YOUR 40S, BRACE YOURSELVES.
AND BY THAT I MEAN...
BUY A BRACE FOR EVERY JOINT ON YOUR BODY.
[LAUGHTER] THIS IS NOT A BRACE-LET.
IT IS HOLDING TOGETHER MY BONES.
GOT MARRIED LAST YEAR.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I GOT A PANDEMIC BRIDE!
[LAUGHTER] SHE WAS A RESCUE.
[LAUGHTER] ALTHOUGH I WAS ALMOST 40.
SO WHO RESCUED WHO?
NICE.
I ACTUALLY PROPOSE TO HER USING THE DOG WE RESCUED TOGETHER.
YEAH, I PUT THE RING ON HIS COLLAR.
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO A CUTE DOG.
[LAUGHTER] VERY MANIPULATIVE.
I'M NOT THE WORST THOUGH.
I AM ALWAYS BLOWN AWAY WHEN SOMEONE PROPOSES IN FRONT OF A
GROUP OF PEOPLE.
LIKE AT A SPORTING EVENT.
THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
[LAUGHTER] WHAT A WEIRD PURE PRESSURE TO
PUT ON SOMEONE.
JUST LIKE "TO LOOK, HONEY, EVERYONE IN
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN THINKS WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.
WE ARE ON THE JUMBOTRON.
DO YOU WANT TO GET BOOED?" THE OPPOSITE IS THE SAME AS
WELL, I HAD A FRIEND WHO PROPOSED AT A SCENIC
NATIONAL PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARIZONA DESERT, WHERE THERE
WAS NOT ANOTHER HUMAN FOR HUNDREDS OF MILES.
[LAUGHTER] WHICH IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT
KIND OF PRESSURE.
[LAUGHTER] LIKE AT THAT POINT HE MIGHT UP
WELL JUST HAD A RING IN ONE HAND AND A SHOVEL AND THE OTHER.
[LAUGHTER] CHOOSE WISELY.
[LAUGHTER] SHE SAID "YES" THEY ARE VERY
HAPPY.
I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MYSELF, HAD A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS
RECOMMEND MEDITATION FOR IT SO I DOWNLOADED ONE OF THE MEDITATION
APPS ON MY PHONE, AND NOW EVERY DAY AT NOON, I TELL IT "NO."
[LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW WHAT, PRETTY RELAXING.
5 STORES.
I RECOMMEND IT.
THE ONE THING I ACTUALLY DID IS SAW A THERAPIST FOR THE FIRST
TIME.
YES, WE ARE GOING TO SOLVE THE MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS ONE
COMEDIENNE AT A TIME.
[LAUGHTER] SO I CALL UP THE CLINIC TO MAKE
MY FIRST EVER APPOINTMENT.
THE RECEPTIONIST ASKED IF I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A MALE OR
FEMALE THERAPIST.
I SAID, FEMALE, OF COURSE.
WAS THIS A TEST?
[LAUGHTER] DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE
VULNERABLE WITH AN ADULT MALE?
[LAUGHTER] I WOULD RATHER SHARE MY FEARS
WITH A COYOTE.
IT'S LIKE, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND MY INABILITY TO TALK
TO OTHER MEN IS...
THE REASON I NEED THERAPY.
[LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ >> James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN!
JONO ZALAY, EVERYONE!
HIS ALBUM, "MIDNIGHT OIL" IS AVAILABLE NOW.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY!
♪ ♪ >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR WATCHING.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.