♪ ♪ ♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL, TO HAVE
SOME FUN ♪ ♪
♪ YOU'VE GOT PHON ♪ ♪ WERE GOING TO HAVE FUN ♪
♪ ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" ♪
>> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM
INSIDE A SMALL TURTLE SHELL, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR POST, THE
GUY IN THE SUIT JAMES CORDEN! >> James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
I AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYONE!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH! VERY HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE!
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT. HE'S AN OSCAR AND EMMY-WINNING
ACTOR AND PRODUCER YOU KNOW FROM "WALL STREET," "FATAL
ATTRACTION", THE "ANT MAN" MOVIES, AND SO MUCH MORE.
THE ONE AND ONLY, MICHAEL DOUGLAS IS ON THE SHOW, HOW ARE
YOU, MICHAEL, ARE YOU WELL? >> Michael: I TOLD YOU NOT
TILL LATER. >> James: IT'S A THING WE DO
IN THE SHOW, DO YOU WANT US TO LEAVE?
>> Michael: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
YOU SAID IT WOULD BE AN INTIMATE EVENING.
XP ON IT WILL JUST BE ME, YOU WILL COME OF THIS AUDIENCE, THE
BAND, AND THE CREW, AND WHAT ITN ONLY IMAGINE AS OUR GUEST, 25, E
WATCHING. >> Michael: JUST TO LET YOU
KNOW I GAVE IT THE OFFICE. >> James: OKAY, MICHAEL
DOUGLAS, EVERYBODY! HE'S AN OSCAR-WINNING DIRECTOR
WHO'S BEHIND MOVIES LIKE "THE SHAPE OF WATER" AND "NIGHTMARE
ALLEY". HIS LATEST FILM, "GUILLERMO DEL
TORO'S PINOCCHIO," IS NOMINATED FOR BEST ANIMATED FEATURE AT
THIS YEAR'S OSCARS. WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIM HERE AT
THE SHOW. THE INCOMPARABLE, GUILLERMO
DEL TORO! HOW ARE YOU?
>> Guillermo: VERY GOOD, MY FRIEND.
>> James: I LOVE IT EVERY TIME YOU COME BY, ARE YOU WELL, ARE
YOU GOOD? >> Guillermo: I'M VERY GOOD
AND VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE. >> James: WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU
STOP BY, THANK YOU FOR FINDING THE TIME FOR US
GUILLERMO DEL TORO, EVERYBODY! THEY'RE A PAIR OF CRITICALLY
ACCLAIMED SINGER-SONGWRITERS. THEY'RE HERE TONIGHT TO DEBUT
THEIR BRAND-NEW SINGLE "HOWLING AT THE MOON".
WE'RE SO HAPPY THEY STOPPED BY, THE ELECTRIC, MIKE POSNER AND
SALEM ILESE! ARE HERE!
HOW ARE YOU? >> Mike: BEST EVER.
>> James: SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT MIKE GAVE
ME A GIFT BEFORE THE SHOW WHICH IS THE FIRST TIME, WILL YOU
SHARE WITH EVERYBODY WHAT YOU JUST GAVE ME AS A PRESENT?
>> Mike: ABSOLUTELY, I GIFTED JAMES SOME ORGANIC BROCCOLI
SPROUTS I SPROUTED. >> James: I AM DEEPLY TOUCHED,
I WILL ENJOY THEM WHILE LISTENING TO YOUR INCREDIBLE
SONG. MIKE POSNER AND SALEM ILESE
EVERYBODY! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I AM JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH, THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! ♪
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH, THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! ♪
♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> James: IT CERTAINLY IS. HOT CROWD, HOT CROWD TONIGHT!
HERE WE ARE! VERY HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE.
HI. JUST WENT WITH THE TWO HANDED
WAVE, YOU HAVE CEMENTED WHAT I ALWAYS KNOW, THAT IT IS
IMPOSSIBLE TO DO IT AND STILL LOOK COOL.
[LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
EVEN BRAD PITT, WHO I THINK WE ALL CAN AGREE COULD BE THE
COOLEST MAN ON THE PLANET, IF YOU WENT HEY --
YOU WOULD BE LIKE BREAD, NO, YOU'RE SURELY SURELY A ONE ARMED
GUY. THERE ARE WAYS TO MAKE IT LOOK
COOL, LIKE YOU SAY LIKE -- >> NOPE.
>> James: WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT THE WORD COOL MEANS.
WHAT ABOUT THIS? HEY --
[LAUGHTER] THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS.
THAT WAS COOL, I THOUGHT THAT WAS COOL.
GIVE US YOUR BEST TWO HANDED WAVE.
[LAUGHTER] HEY!
I LIKE THAT. I LOVE THAT TO BE MY THING.
>> Reggie: YEAH. >> James: WHEN I FINISH THE
SHOW AND I GO OUT -- ON LIKE COLBERT OR
""THE TONIGHT SHOW"" AND THEN JUST GO HEY!
DIDN'T WE DO THAT? DO WE DO THAT?
>> THE SNAPPING I THINK. >> James: WHO WAS IT?
DIDN'T WE SAY WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF THE GUEST CAME OUT IF
THE AUDIENCE DID THIS? BUT WHAT WE DID NOT DO IS TELL
THE GUEST. AND I FORGOT TO THE GUEST WAS,
BUT I REMEMBER THINKING AT THE MOMENT THEY WALKED OUT, DO YOU
REMEMBER, ROB? >> WAS IT JEFF GOLDBLUM?
>> James: WE FOUND IT. PLEASE WELCOME JOHN LITHGOW!
[LAUGHTER] >> AMAZING.
>> James: JOHN LITHGOW! OH, DEAR AMY!
WELL COME ON THAT NOTE, IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND THIS IS THE BIG NEWS, OVER
THE WEEKEND U.S. FIGHTER JETS SHOT DOWN A CHINESE SPY BALLOON
ON SATURDAY, I KNOW THAT THIS IS VERY, VERY SERIOUS, I KNOW IT IS
A SERIOUS SITUATION, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, THE FACT THAT IT
IS A BALLOON -- [LAUGHTER]
IT DOES MAKE IT FEEL QUITE SILLY, DOESN'T IT?
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, FROM NOW ON WHEN IT IS YOUR KIDS BIRTHDAY
BALLOON POPS AND THEY ARE UPSET, CAN GO, "IT WAS A CHINESE SPY
BALLOON, TIMMY." THE CHINESE CAN'T SPY ON US
ANYMORE, AND YOU'RE A PATRIOT!" CHINA SAYS THE AMERICAN
GOVERNMENT OVERREACTED. I'M SORRY, BUT IF YOU WANTED
EVERYONE TO SMILE ABOUT THIS, AT LEAST SEND US BALLOONS
IN FUNNY SHAPES. [LAUGHTER]
AND OF COURSE THE GRAMMYS WERE HELD HERE IN LOS ANGELES LAST
NIGHT. DID EVERYBODY WATCH?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT SHOW.
AS ALWAYS, THINGS KICKED OFF WITH SOME INCREDIBLE LOOKS ON
THE RED CARPET. LIZZO WORE THIS SPECTACULAR
FLORAL CAPE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LIZZO RED RIDING HOOD. THIS OUTFIT IS AMAZING.
IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE CAMOUFLAGE YOU'D USE TO SNEAK INTO ELTON
JOHN'S HOUSE. [LAUGHTER]
I HAVE NOTICED. HERE'S WHAT HARRY STYLES WORE ON
THE RED CARPET. LOOK AT THAT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ONLY HARRY STYLES CAN LOOK GOOD
IN THAT. IF YOU SAW ME WALKING DOWN THE
ROAD WEARING THIS, YOU'D THINK I JUST FAILED OUT OF CLOWN SCHOOL.
IF YOU LOOK CAREFULLY, YOU'LL SEE HE ONLY EXPOSED HALF OF EACH
NIPPLE. THAT'S HOW YOU CAN TELL IT'S A
FORMAL OCCASION. AND DID YOU SEE SHANIA TWAIN?
HERE SHE IS IN A BLACK-AND-WHITE POLKA DOT SUIT WITH A MATCHING
OVERSIZED HAT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I SAW THAT, I WAS LIKE, YEAH, THAT ACTUALLY DOES IMPRESS ME
MUCH. I LOVE IT.
SHE LOOKS LIKE BEETLEJUICE ON MUSHROOMS.
THE BIG LOOK OF THE NIGHT WAS SPARKLY SILVER OUTFITS.
BEYONCE, LIZZO, FIRST LADY JILL BIDEN, AND HARY STYLES.
ALL TAKING THEIR LEAD FROM THE FASHION ICON THAT IS.
CYBERMAN FROM "DOCTOR WHO" ALL THE SILVER WAS SPECIALLY
DESIGNED TO DEFLECT ANY RADARS ON THAT CHINESE BALLOON.
I WAS THERE LAST NIGHT, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHO I WAS JEALOUS OF.
CHRIS MARTIN. HE LOOKED SO COMFORTABLE!
I WAS LIKE -- I SAW HIM, AND I LOOKED AT HIM,
AND I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR, AND I THOUGHT --
YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK AND YOU GO OH, YEAH, I LOOK PRETTY CHIC.
BUT THEN I GOT THERE AND WAS AROUND PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY
LOOKED CHIC, AND REALIZED I WAS DRESSED LIKE A GEOGRAPHY
TEACHER. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SIMMER DOWN! SIMMER DOWN!
I WILL NOT OPEN THIS ENVELOPE
UNTIL EVERYONE HAS CALMED IT DOWN!
THEN I SAW CHRIS MARTIN, AND HE LOOKS VERY EXCITED TO SPEND THE
QUARTER THAT THE TOOTH FAIRY HAS JUST LEFT HIM.
[LAUGHTER] CHRIS MARTIN LOOKS LIKE HE'S
TRYING TO PRETEND HE'S NOT UPSET THAT I JUST TOLD HIM I DON'T
HAVE A MINUTE TO DISCUSS GREENPEACE.
[LAUGHTER] COULD YOU PULL OFF ANY OF THESE
OUTFITS? IF YOU WERE GOING, WHAT WOULD
YOU WEAR? >> NO, I LOOK LIKE I COACH
MIDDLE SCHOOL FOOTBALL, I CAN'T WEAR COOL OUTFITS, NO, IF I WERE
ANY OF THOSE SILVER ONES I WOULD LOOK LIKE A BAKED POTATO.
CHRIS MARTIN THOUGH, GOD BLESS HIM, YOU KNOW?
>> James: HE LOOKED GREAT. >> Ian: HE IS A ROCK STAR, HE
LOOKS LIKE HE FELL ASLEEP AT STABLE CENTER AND THEN WAS
INTERRUPTED BY THE GRAMMYS. >> James: I LOVE IT, BECAUSE
WHAT HE HAS DONE IS HAS LEANED INTO SUSPENSION, THE BIGGEST
SELLING TOUR, HE IS NOMINATED, HIS LIKE OH, WELL!
I WILL COME, BUT JUST -- I WILL COME, BUT I'M WEARING A
HAT. >> AT SOME POINT, THE MONEY, THE
FAME, THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THROWING
THEMSELVES AT YOU, BUT THE ABILITY TO WEAR WHATEVER THE
HELL YOU WANT STAYS GOOD FOREVER.
XP ON CORRECT, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
OF COURSE, BEYONCE WAS ONE OF THE BIG WINNERS.
BUT SHE WAS ACTUALLY STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND MISSED HER FIRST
TELEVISED AWARD OF THE NIGHT. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH TRAFFIC
THERE WAS, MISSING YOUR GRAMMY WIN IS AN AUTOMATIC ONE-STAR
DEDUCTION FOR AN UBER DRIVER. YOU KNOW, IT IS.
AS SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN LA, I REALLY FELT FOR HER.
TRAFFIC ON THE 405 IS ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS THAT ACTUALLY CAN
BREAK YOUR SOUL. IT WAS A HISTORIC NIGHT FOR
BEYONCE. SHE WON FOUR GRAMMYS, BRINGING
HER TOTAL NUMBER OF WINS TO 32 MAKING HER THE MOST DECORATED
ARTIST IN GRAMMYS HISTORY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I THINK THAT'S IT, I THINK THAT THIS IS --
I THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FINALLY JUST STOPPED LISTENING
TO BEYONCE. BEYONCE SURPASSED GEORG SOLTI,
THE HUNGARIAN-BORN CLASSICAL CONDUCTOR WHO DIED IN 1997.
AND LET ME TELL YOU, THE SOLTI-HIVE WAS FURIOUS.
[LAUGHTER] THERE WERE SOME AMAZING
PERFORMANCES. HERE'S SAM SMITH AND KIM PETRAS
DOING "UNHOLY". ♪ ♪
♪ SO WE CAN GET THAT OH, NO, GETTING HOT ♪
>> James: ♪ DOING SOMETHING ON HOLY ♪
, I LOVE SAM, BUT NOT EVERYONE WAS OF VAN, SENATOR TED CRUZ HAD
THIS TO SAY ABOUT IT ON TWITTER. "THIS IS EVIL."
[LAUGHTER] I HAVE THOUGHT THIS A LOT, LET'S
JUST REALLY REPLAYED THE STEPS IN TED CRUZ'S MIND.
HE IS LIKE FIRST, LIKE TED CRUZ, HE HAS ON HIS COUCH I IMAGINE
COMING HE SAID, OH, THE GRAMMYS ARE ON.
ARE THEY? YES, CBS, PUT IT ON.
AND HE IS WATCHING THAT AND HE IS GOING, I HAVE TO TWEET.
[LAUGHTER] I HAVE TO TWEET.
I HAVE TO -- I AM SENATOR TED CRUZ, I HAVE TO TWEET ABOUT TH
THIS. >> SHOULDN'T YOU SEND SOME
TWEETS OUT ABOUT THE CHINESE SPY BALLOON MAY BE?
>> James: NO, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT.
>> Ian: YOU ARE U.S. SENATOR, MAYBE INFLATION?
>> James: I AM A U.S. SENATOR, I AM SENATOR TED CRUZ.
I HAVE TWITTER ON MY PHONE, I HAVE HAD TWO GLASSES OF WINE.
AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. >> Ian: SENATOR, THE U.S.
EDUCATION SYSTEM IS FALLING APART.
>> James: BECAUSE OF THIS. [LAUGHTER]
I AM SENATOR TED CRUZ, AND IF I DON'T TWEET ABOUT THIS, PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO SAY "WHERE WERE YOU?"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU STAND UP?" >> IT'S JUST PLASTIC DEVIL HOR
HORNS. >> James: DO YOU MIND?
I AM COMPOSING A VERY, VERY ARTICULATE TWEET.
I'M NOT GOING TO MENTION, I'M NOT GOING TO MENTION THE
GRAMMYS. I'M NOT GOING TO MENTION THAT I
AM WATCHING THE GRAMMYS. I'M JUST GOING TO WRITE THE
WORDS "THIS IS EVIL. >> Ian: SENATOR COMING UP
6 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER, YOU DON'T WANT TO QUOTE AND
SPREAD THAT VIDEO AROUND TO ALL 6 MILLION OF YOUR VIDEO
FOLLOWERS? >> James: I WILL TELL YOU, IT
IS EVIL AND PEOPLE NEED TO SEE IT.
[LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW, HE ACTUALLY HAD THE
SAME REACTION TO ABBA LOSING BEST ALBUM.
BIG ABBA FAN. I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH TED CRUZ
DANCE TO ABBA, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHAT A [BLEEP]. [LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ADELE HAD A BIG NIGHT.
IN ADDITION TO WINNING A GRAMMY, SHE GOT TO MEET THE ROCK
SOMETHING SHE HAD ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
>> YOU HAVE SOMEONE CALLED THE ROCK!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ADELE MEET THE ROCK, ROCK MEAT
ADELE. WE WILL KEEP THE SHOW MOVING.
>> James: THE ROCK WAS DELIGHTED HE HAD SOMEONE NEW HE COULD TALK
TO ABOUT HIS TEQUILA. REMEMBER WHEN CELEBRITIES USED
TO SURPRISE KIDS IN HOSPITALS? NOW THEY'RE JUST SURPRISING EACH
OTHER AT AWARDS CEREMONIES. IS THERE ANYONE IN THE SHOW,
ANYONE THAT WE HAVE DONE IN THE TIME OF THE SHOW THAT YOU HAVE
NOT MET YET, WHO IS A CELEBRITY WOULD LOVE TO MEET?
>> Ian: IT WOULD BE FUN TO MEET DRAKE.
[LAUGHTER] JUST LIKE TWO YOUNG JEWISH
HIP-HOP STARS GETTING THE CHAT IT UP, JUST TALK ABOUT PASSOVER,
GETTING BAR MITZVAHED IN ALL OF THAT.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG? ANYONE YOU WOULD LOVE TO MEET
YOU. >> Reggie: I WILL SAY
BARBRA STREISAND. [APPLAUSE]
>> James: AND OF COURSE, HARRY STYLES WON ALBUM OF THE
YEAR. A VERY EXCITING WIN FOR HARRY.
ALL HE HAS TO DO NOW IS FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HIS GRAMMY TO
STICK TO HIS CEILING SIDE TABLE. AND THAT'S THE NEWS!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK,
EVERYBODY! >> Announcer: "THE
>> James: WELCOME BACK, LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
HE DIRECTED "GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S PINOCCHIO".
GUILLERMO DEL TORO! >> Reggie: IT'S
GUILLERMO DEL TORO BROWN! AND IT UP!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: HE STARS IN "ANT MAN&
AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA" MICHAEL DOUGLAS!
>> Reggie: IT IS MICHAEL DOUGLAS!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE, WHAT A THRILL!
I'VE GOT TO SAY, AS I LOOKED TOWARDS NOW LIKE THE END, US
WRAPPING UP THE SHOW, THESE ARE I PROMISE YOU, I MEAN THIS FROM
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, THESE ARE THE MOMENTS I WILL MISS
WHERE I GET TO SIT FOR A BIT OF TIME TALKING TO PEOPLE I HAVE
NOTHING BUT LOVE, RESPECT, AND ADMIRATION FOR HER.
AND I AM SO GRATEFUL YOU ARE HERE NOW.
TELL ME, YOUR PATHS TO MUST HAVE CROSSED, HAVE YOU MET BEFORE?
>> Guillermo: WE HAVE -- >> Michael: WE HAVE PASSED
BEFORE, GUILLERMO CAME TO ME YEARS AGO WITH A WONDERFUL
PROJECT AND I SAID THEN YOU ARE GOING TO DIRECT, RIGHT, AND HE
SAID NO, WELL, GUILLERMO YOU HAVE TO DIRECT IT.
>> Guillermo: YES, THANK YOU. IT IS TO BE TOO BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL JOB. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT, GO SEE
IT. >> James: CAN YOU REMEMBER
WHAT THE PROJECT WAS, GUILLERMO? >> Guillermo: THERE WERE TWO,
ONE WAS A HEIST WITH A THIEF, AND THE OTHER WAS CALLED "RIDING
SHOTGUN" AND A GUY GOING ON ONE LAST RIDE!
OR SOMETHING, SOMETHING. >> James: OKAY, AND WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE PROJECTS? >> Guillermo: I'VE DONE 12
MUSICS, I'VE WRITTEN OR COWRITTEN 33 SCREENPLAYS, SO
THAT MEANS THERE ARE 22 IN THE TOP DRAWER!
AND THEY NEVER HAPPEN, YOU KNOW, I CALL HOLLYWOOD THE LAND OF THE
SLOW KNOW. >> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Guillermo: EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD IS A LOUD -- ALLOWED
TO START A PROJECT, BUT THEN IT NEVER HAPPENS.
SO THE NATURAL STATE OF A FILM IS NOT TO HAPPEN.
AND THEN ONLY BY BEING STUBBORN AND CRAZY, LIKE IT TOOK AND I
STARTED TALKING ABOUT IN THE FORMAL VERSION IN 2004.
>> James: STOP. >> Guillermo: AND WE WERE
FULLY REJECTED IN 2009, WHERE EVERYBODY HAD PASSED TWICE BY
THE WAY. >> James: I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THIS, MICHAEL DOUGLAS, THIS PHOTO I SAW YOU, I WANT TO
TALK ABOUT TO THIS HAIR. [LAUGHTER]
NOW, WHAT IS THIS? WE ALL WENT THROUGH SOMETHING
AND LOCKED DOWN, THAT WHAT THIS IS?
WHAT HAPPENED? >> Michael: NO, I'M JUST
FINISHING UP PLAYING BEN FRANKLIN.
IN THE APPLE SERIES BEN FRANKLIN, AND THIS IS IN PARIS,
I WAS ACTUALLY AT A BASKETBALL GAME IN PARIS AND IT WAS GOING
TO BE THE NUMBER ONE, LIKE THE NUMBER ONE NBA DRAFT CHOICE THAT
COMING YEAR. >> James: THIS HAIR?
>> Michael: NO, THIS HAIR, AND OBVIOUSLY I JUST DIED, AND WHAT
YOU'RE SEEING NOW IS MY HEAD NOW, BECAUSE THEY CUT MY HAIR IS
MY REAL COLORS COMING OUT. >> James: WHAT IS THE LONGEST
YOU HAVE EVER GONE WITH YOUR HAIR?
>> Michael: I WAS A HIPPIE. I WAS A HIPPIE BACK IN THE
'60s, SO I WAS BACK DOWN TO HEAR.
[LAUGHTER] IT WAS REALLY LONG.
YOU KNOW, I FOUND OUT, I REALIZED SOMETHING, JACK
NICHOLSON ACCUSED ME OF IT ALONG TIME AGO AGO AND HE SAYS,
ACTUALLY WITH YOUR HAIR -- AND I SAID, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? I KNOW WALL STREET, AND DID THIS
PICTURE CALLED "FALLING DOWN" "BLACK RAIN" THERE WAS A PERM.
SOMETIMES YOU FIND YOUR CHARACTER IN DIFFERENT WAYS, I
FIND MY CHARACTER THROUGH MY HAIR.
>> James: THROUGH THEIR HAIR, IT'S ALL IN THE HAIR.
>> Michael: HAVE YOU EVER CHANGED YOUR HAIR?
>> James: I HAVE HAD THIS HAIR SINCE I WAS 11.
[LAUGHTER] I HAVE NEVER CHANGED IT.
>> Michael: DO YOU EVER DO A DONALD TRUMP THING?
>> James: NEVER CHANGED IT, BECAUSE WHEN IT IS WORKING, IT
IS WORKING, YOU KNOW? THAT'S THE TRUTH OF IT.
GUILLERMO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THE DEL TO
TORO? >> Guillermo: EVERY SIX MONTHS
I GO TO A PLACE, 25 BUCKS, AND THEY GET ME LOOKING LIKE
MR. PINEAPPLE AND "SLING THE BLADE" AND THEN SIX MONTHS LATER
I HAVE THE LONG HAIR, AND THEN RINSE AND REPEAT.
>> James: RINSE AND REPEAT, YOU HAVE RITUALS COME I WANT TO
TALK ABOUT YOUR SUNDAY RITUAL, CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT YOU DO ON A
SUNDAY? >> Guillermo: MOST OF THE TIME
ON SUNDAYS I GET TOGETHER WITH OTHER DIRECTORS, AND WE PAINT
MODEL KITS OF MY HOUSE, AND WE PAINT LIKE MINIATURE SPACEMAN OR
MONSTERS, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DOING HOLLYWOOD, YOU ARE
SURROUNDED BY MODELS, AND IN THIS CASE IT'S MODEL CARS.
>> James: SO WHO IS THERE? WHO COMES OVER?
>> Guillermo: THE ONE THAT I KNOW WON'T MIND ME SAYING THIS
IS J.J. ABRAMS, BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR DECADES, AND WE
STARTED WITH THE SAME TEACHER OF MAKEUP EFFECTS, AND I'VE STUDIED
THE MAKEUP EFFECTS FROM THE SAME SENSE --
WE GET THE MODELS TOGETHER, WE PAINT, WE CHAT.
>> Michael: THEY GET A LITTLE SLIP WITH THE GLUE.
>> Guillermo: ITS CRAZY GLUE. >> James: [LAUGHS]
YOU BOTH HAVE BEEN MAKING MOVIES FOR MANY, MANY YEARS, MICHAEL,
CAN YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST FILM THAT YOU SAW THAT HAD AN IMPACT
ON YOUR LIFE? >> Michael: THE ONE THAT COMES
TO MIND WAS A PICTURE OF MY FATHER CALLED "LUST FOR LIFE,"
AND MY BROTHER IS THREE YEARS YOUNGER THAN I, HE WAS ABOUT
SEVEN, AND I WAS TEN, AND IN THIS PICTURE MY FATHER PLAYED
THIS FAMOUS PAINTER WHO WAS RENOWNED AND HAD A NERVOUS
BREAKDOWN AND CUTS HIS EAR OFF. AND IT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST
PERFORMANCES FOR MY DAD, GOT NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR, AND I
REMEMBER IT SORT OF LOSS THE FACT THAT IT WAS DAD ON THE
SCREEN AND WE WERE WATCHING IT, AND COMES TO THE SCENE IN THE
EAR AND HE CUTS HIS EAR OFF, AND MY BROTHER JOE --
[SCREAMING] OH, DAD, AND HE RAN OUT OF THE
THEATER, THAT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT LEFT A BIG
IMPRESSION. IT'S BEYOND WHAT ABOUT YOU,
GUILLERMO? >> Guillermo: I THINK
"PINOCCHIO" AND "FRANKENSTEIN" THEY ARE THE SAME STORY,
SOMEBODY WHO CREATES A CHILD, AND THEN DOES NOT HAVE A
GUIDANCE TO FIGURE OUT THE WORLD, AND I CALLED BETWEEN THE
TWO OF THEM IS MY BIOGRAPHY, MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY, BECAUSE WHEN I
SAW "FRANKENSTEIN" WHEN HE CROSSES THE THRESHOLD, I
WANTED -- IT WAS LIKE A RELIGIOUS MOMENT FOR ME, I SAID,
THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SAINTLY SUPERNATURAL IMAGE I
HAVE EVER SEEN. >> James: I MEAN, YOU ARE AN
OSCAR WINNING DIRECTOR, GUILLERMO COME I DON'T KNOW IF
MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS, BUT YOU WORKED YOUR WAY UP THROUGH THE
ENTIRE FILM INDUSTRY WORKING MANY, MANY JOBS ONSET, WHAT WAS
THE JOB THAT YOU DID OR WHAT DID YOU FIND THE HARDEST IN THE
INDUSTRY? >> Guillermo: THE WEIRDEST WAS
IN THE FIRST PROFESSIONAL WORK I DID, I WAS A TA AND I WOULD DO
EVERYTHING AND GET COFFEE AND DRIVE ACTORS, WHATEVER.
I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT TO DO ALL OF THOSE JOBS BEFORE YOU
DIRECT, BECAUSE YOU LEARN HOW TO DIRECT, BUT THE ONE THING I DID
NOT EXPECT WAS ONE DAY THEY SAID, YOU HAVE TO GO TO THIS
GRAVEYARD, DRIVE A CARETAKER AND DIG A GRAVE, BECAUSE WE ARE
SHOOTING A SCENE SORT OF GORILLA STYLE TOMORROW.
SO THE GUY SAID I'M NOT GOING TO DIG, YOU DIG, SO I ENDED UP
DIGGING 6 FEET DOWN A GRAVE, AND MY MAIN CONCERN WAS THAT IT WAS
NOT REALLY PLANNED, SO I WAS THINKING, WHAT IF I FIND
SOMETHING? [LAUGHTER]
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO DISPOSE OF
MR. OR MRS. WHATEVER. >> James: THAT ALREADY SOUNDS
LIKE IT COULD BE ONE OF YOUR MOVIES, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT.
NOW MICHAEL, LET'S TALK ABOUT "ANT MAN AND THE WASP:
QUANTUMANIA"! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I THINK IT WILL BE A HUGE SUCCESS, SO FOR ANYONE WHO DOES
NOT KNOW, WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> Michael: I DON'T KNOW,
WE'RE SO SCARED TO TALK ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE MARVEL IS SO
SECRET ABOUT THE INFORMATION, BUT WE ARE IN THE THIRD ONE NOW.
IF YOU REMEMBER, ON THE SECOND ONE MY WIFE PLAYED BY MICHELLE
PFEIFFER, WE RESCUED HER BACK FROM THE QUANTUM REALM, AND NOW
SHE IS BACK WE HAVE HAD A CHANCE TO KIND OF GET TO KNOW EACH
OTHER AFTER BEING MISSING FOR 30 YEARS.
AND SO IT'S A NICE FAMILY SENSE OF GETTING TOGETHER BEFORE AN
INCREDIBLE MISTAKE HAPPENS, AND WE FIND A HOLE GROUP OF US,
PAUL RUDD, THE ANTMAN, ANGELINE, MICHELLE AND I AND A PARTICULAR
UNIQUE ENVIRONMENT. >> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
"ANT MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA" WHICH IS IN
THEATERS FEBRUARY 17TH. >> THERE ARE BEINGS DOWN HERE,
INTELLIGENT BEINGS. I WAS THOUGHT IT WAS PAST THIS,
BUT TO BE HERE IN THIS UNIVERSE, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING WE KNOW
ABOUT LIFE, EVOLUTION, OUR PLACE IN THE GALAXY, HOLY [BLEEP].
THAT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE BROC BROCCOLI.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: STICK AROUND!
MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK!
>> GOOD MORNING, PAPA! >> WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT KIND OF SORCERY? >> YOU WANTED ME TO LIVE!
YOU ASKED FOR ME TO LIVE! >> WHO ARE YOU?
>> MY NAME IS PINOCCHIO! I'M YOUR SON!
>> YOU ARE NOT MY SON, DON'T COME NEAR ME.
>> THE BOY IS TELLING THE TRUTH, MASTER GEPPETTO!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM
"GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S PINOCCHIO" STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM, IT HAS BEEN OSCAR NOMINATED FOR
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE. I LOVE THIS FILM SO MUCH, I
WATCHED IT WITH MY ELDEST TWO KIDS AND WE HAD AN ABSOLUTE
BLAST. EXPLAIN TO US HOW DOES STOP
MOTION ANIMATION WORKS AND THAT PROCESS.
>> Guillermo: YOU TAKE THE PUPPETS AT --
>> James: SHOULD I BRING THEM OUT?
GUILLERMO HAS BROUGHT THE REAL PUPPETS FROM THE MOVIE.
HE ACTUALLY JUST -- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HE ALSO TOLD US DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW MUCH THEY
COST, AND IT HAS CHANGED THE WAY I'M LOOKING AT THIS ENTIRE
MOMENT OF THE SHOW. AND HERE HE IS.
THE LITTLE PINOCCHIO. NOW TALK US THROUGH HOW YOU DO
THIS, WHEN YOU ARE DOING WORKING IN THE STOP MOTION?
>> Guillermo: EACH OF THESE PUPPETS, AND THE HEAD OF
GEPPETTO, THERE ARE AN INTRICATE AMOUNT OF MECHANISMS TO CONTROL
THE JAW THROUGH THAT LITTLE HO HOPE, YOU OPEN AND CLOSE WITH AN
ALLEN WRENCH, AND THEN YOU MOVE --
LET'S SAY I MOVE THE FINGER LIKE THIS, AND A LITTLE BIT LIKE THIS
AND A LITTLE LIKE THIS ONE, I TAKE A PHOTO.
EVERY 24 TIMES I DO IT COMPLETES ONE SECOND OF MOTION.
AND IF YOU DO IT EVERY DAY, A GOOD ANIMATOR GETS 2-3 SECONDS A
WEEK. SOME OF THE SCENES WHEN GEPPETTO
PUTS PINOCCHIO TO BED IN THE BEDROOM, AND HIS SON CARLO, THAT
ANIMATOR DID THOSE TWO SCENES IN OVER TWO YEARS.
IT TOOK HIM TWO YEARS. WHEN YOU TALK AND YOU DO THIS,
IT'S NOT JUST YOUR HAND MOVING. LOOK AT MY HEAD AND MY
SHOULDERS, THERE'S A WHOLE MOVEMENT YOU HAVE TO BREAK DOWN
AND REPRODUCE WITH THIS PUPPETS ONE FRAME AT A TIME.
AND FOR EXAMPLE, WAS SHOT FOR ABOUT 1,000 DAYS, 960 SOMETHING
DAYS. NORMALLY IN A MOVIE YOU TALK
ABOUT FIRST UNIT, SECOND TO 30 PINOCCHIO, GEPPETTO, TWOTS,-
CHURCHES, WE HAVE TO HAVE 60 PEOPLE SHOOTING AT THE SAME TI
TIME. >> James: I WILL BE THE WORST
STOP/MOTION ANIMATOR, BECAUSE I AM INHERENTLY LAZY, SO IF
SOMEBODY KNOCKED ON MY ROOM AND SAID, JAMES, HOW ARE YOU GETTING
ON? I WILL BE LIKE, YEAH, I AM DOING
IT. I JUST DID IT.
>> Michael: THAT'S IT. >> James: I AM TRYING MY BEST,
MAN. IT'S TAKEN ME A WHOLE WEEK.
>> Guillermo: LIKE THIS, INTERNAL MECHANISM.
THAT CONTROLS THE -- THE MOVEMENT.
THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL A SHOULDER ROLL, SO THIS PUPPET
CAN DO THIS MOVEMENT, AND IT IS A VERY INTRICATE LITTLE
MECHANISM THAT IS THERE. >> James: IF YOU TAUGHT THEM
LIKE THE DANCE AND WOULD BE READY IN ABOUT SEVEN YEARS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING THOSE, GUILLERMO!
AND CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM! IT'S AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE.
MICHAEL, I REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FATHER THE GREAT KIRK
DOUGLAS WHO PASSED AWAY THREE YEARS AGO AT THE AGE 103, AND
WHAT BETTER WAY THEN TO HONOR HIM, BECAUSE TODAY YOU HAVE
LAUNCHED A WEBSITE IN HIS HONOR. CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO US WHAT IT IS
THAT YOU HAVE LAUNCHED? >> Michael: YES, MY FATHER
MARRIED TO MY STEPMOTHER AND FOR 63 YEARS SHE WAS MY STEPMOTHER,
AND IN WAS ORIGINALLY A PUBLICIST, AND THAT'S HOW THEY
FIRST MET, SO OVER 63 YEARS, SHE COLLECTED EVERYTHING THEY EVER
HAD, EVERY MEMORABILIA, THE SCRIPTS, WRITERS, NOTES, AND PUT
THEM ON THIS HUGE BASEMENT DOWNSTAIRS, AND WE WERE ABLE TO
GET A BRILLIANT ARCHIVIST, AN ISRAELI GUY WHO DID THE DEAD SEA
SCROLLS AND VATICAN PAPERS, AND HE PUT TOGETHER THE MOST
INCREDIBLE ARCHIVE COLLECTION OF DAD'S MOVIES, HIS WORK AND
ALTOGETHER, AND IT DAD PASSED AWAY YESTERDAY WAS HIS
THIRD ANNIVERSARY SINCE HE PASSED AWAY, AND NOW WE ARE
ANNOUNCING THE ARCHIVES WHICH WILL BE FOR FREE, SO ANYBODY
COULD GO TO IT A PHENOMENAL HISTORY OF DAD AND ANNE, HIS
WIFE AND WHAT THEY DID. >> James: I'M SO HAPPY YOU
HAVE DONE THIS, YOU SENT US SOME PHOTOS, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT
HERE? >> Michael: THAT HIS DAD, MY
BROTHER JOEL AND I AT "20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA" WHEN THEY
HAVE THE BIG GIANT SQUID. >> James: AND TO THIS ONE THAT
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE, WHICH IS YOUR FATHER WITH FRANK SINATRA, WHAT
ARE WE COOKING UP? >> Michael: PROBABLY IN
FRANK'S KITCHEN, HE LOVED TO COOK, AND THIS IS HOW WE WOULD
CHARM I STEPMOTHER. HE WAS VERY GOOD AT THAT.
AND THIS IS HOW THEY WOULD SPEND THEIR TIME TOGETHER MAKING PAS
PASTA. >> James: AND THIS PHOTO HERE
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE, WHICH WHEN I FIRST SAW IT, I THOUGHT, I DON'T
REMEMBER YOU MAKING THE WESTERN TOGETHER.
>> Michael: NO, ANNIE LEE BRITTS IS A WONDERFUL
PHOTOGRAPHER TOOK THIS FOR A MAGAZINE ARTICLE, AND WE GOT
DRESSED UP LIKE MAKE PRETEND AND COWBOYS, HE WEARS A LITTLE BIT
BETTER THAN I DO, SINCE I NEVER DID A WESTERN.
>> James: IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE, GO TO
DouglasFoundationArchive.org. I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE DONE
THAT. IT'S AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL
THING! MICHAEL DOUGLAS,
GUILLERMO DEL TORO, MIKE POSNER AND SALEM ILESE ARE HERE WHEN WE
COME BACK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK!
WE'VE GOT SOME GREAT GUESTS COMING UP ON THE SHOW: ORLANDO
BLOOM, ASHTON KUTCHER, NIALL HORAN, QUINTA BRUNSON, GORDON
RAMSAY, NATASHA LYONNE, ALISON BRIE, DAVE FRANCO, ADAM PALLY
AND CARA DELEVINGE. RIGHT AFTER THIS, MIKE POSNER
AND SALEM ILESE ARE HERE WITH A BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE!
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT! COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK.
HERE TO DEBUT THEIR NEW SINGLE "HOWLING AT THE MOON," FOR THE
FIRST TIME ON TELEVISION, PLEASE WELCOME MIKE POSNER AND SALEM
ILESE! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ ♪ YOUR PICTURE ♪
♪ IN MY JERSEY DOOR ♪ ♪ YOU LOVED ME ♪
♪ BUT NOT ANYMORE ♪ ♪ NOW MY FLOWERS WON'T BLOOM ♪
♪ AND I BLAME IT ON YOU ♪ ♪ SINCE YOU FOUND SOMEONE NEW ♪
♪ I JUST HOWL AT THE MOON ♪ ♪ AND MY HEART GOES ♪
♪ BOOM, BOOM, BOOM ♪ ♪ PRETTY DAMN SURE ♪
♪ THAT YOU WANT IT THAT WAY ♪ ♪ YOU CUT ME DEEP ♪
♪ AND IT'S NOT OKAY ♪ ♪ I WANNA KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR
LIKE ♪ ♪ BOOM, BOOM, BOOM ♪
♪ WON'T YOU LET ME IN? ♪ ♪ YOU'RE STILL STUCK ♪
♪ UNDERNEATH MY SKIN ♪ ♪ AND I'M A LONE WOLF ♪
♪ ON MY OWN AGAIN ♪ ♪ I'M JUST HOWLING AT THE ♪
♪ MOON ♪ ♪ AH-OOH ♪
♪ AH-OOH ♪
♪ YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME ♪ ♪ FOREVER MORE ♪
♪ AND THEN YOU MOVED ME ♪ ♪ OFF YOUR CHECKERBOARD ♪
♪ AND NOW THE PICTURE WE DREW ♪ ♪ IS TORN UP INTO TWO ♪
♪ SINCE YOU FOUND SOMEONE NEW ♪ ♪ I JUST HOWL AT THE MOON ♪
♪ AND MY HEART GOES ♪ ♪ BOOM, BOOM, BOOM ♪
♪ WHEN I HEAR YOUR NAME ♪ ♪ PRETTY DAMN SURE ♪
♪ THAT YOU WANT IT THAT WAY ♪ ♪ YOU CUT ME DEEP ♪
♪ AND IT'S NOT OKAY ♪ ♪ I WANNA KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR
LIKE ♪ ♪ BOOM, BOOM, BOOM ♪
♪ WON'T YOU LET ME IN? ♪ ♪ YOU'RE STILL STUCK ♪
♪ UNDERNEATH MY SKIN ♪ ♪ AND I'M A LONE WOLF ♪
♪ ON MY OWN AGAIN ♪ ♪ I'M JUST HOWLING AT THE ♪
♪ MOON ♪ ♪ AH-OOH ♪
♪ AH-OOH ♪
♪ I'M JUST HOWLING AT THE MOON ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, MIKE POSNER! SALEM ILESE, EVERYBODY!
"HOWLING AT THE MOON" IS OUT RIGHT NOW, COME ON BACK,
EVERYBODY! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ [LAUGHTER]
>> James: THANKS FOR WATCHING! WE WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT!
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]