HELLO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU GUYS LOOK REALLY GOOD OUT THERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
SCREEN.
CALLED "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM OTTAWA, ONTARIO,
CANADA, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY
JAMES CORDEN.
♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
James: THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
THANK YOU.
SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT AND WHAT A
VALENTINE'S DAY TREAT WE HAVE FOR YOU.
THEY ARE A HOLLYWOOD POWER COUPLE TOO.
ABSOLUTE FAVORITES HERE AT @LateLateShow.
THE SENSATIONAL ALISON BRIE AND DAVE FRANCO ARE HERE.
WHAT A TREAT.
HOW ARE YOU, GUYS?
I AM GOOD, I'M VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
I'M THRILLED THAT YOU ARE HERE.
Dave: VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICE BUT WE DRESS FOR THE OCCASION.
Alison: WE MAY HAVE CHANNELED IT TOO MUCH.
James: YET KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
IT'S AN ABSOLUTE FESTIVAL.
BEFORE SHE WANTED ME TO DO THIS WITH HER.
Alison: NO CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE.
NO SHIMMY, NOTE JOINT SHIMMY.
I'M HANGING OUT TO DRY.
THEY WANT DAVE, DAVE, DAVE, DAVE.
IT FEELS LIKE YOU NEED A MOMENT AS A COUPLE.
SHUT THE DOOR.
DISCUSS THIS SHIMMY AND THEN OPEN IT WHEN YOU'VE AGREED WHAT
YOU ARE GOING TO DO.
[LAUGHTER] THAT IS TRUE LOVE.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, DAVE FRANCO AND ALISON BRIE,
EVERYBODY.
SHE IS A CHARTTOPPING SINGER-SONGWRITER AND MUSICIAN.
HER NEW SINGLE "BEST FRIEND BREAKUP" IS
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
IT IS OUT RIGHT NOW.
SHE IS IT LATER ON THE SHOW.
THE GLORIOUS LAUREN SPENCER SMITH IS HERE
TONIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU?
I AM SUPER HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
I LOVE THIS OUTFIT AT NIGHT.
TALK ME THROUGH THIS PERIOD AND THE ISSUE.
WE DON'T DO THIS ENOUGH.
I FEEL LIKE IT'S ALL PEOPLE USED TO DO IS THIS.
STATE AND I'M BRINGING IT BACK.
James: THAT'S GOING TO BE YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE NOW.
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO SEE AT THE FORMER NIGHT?
I'M GOING TO SEE LAUREN SPENCER SMITH AND
EVERYONE ONE WOULD JUST GO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST.
LAUREN SPENCER SMITH, EVERYBODY.
THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
ROLL THE TITLE.
COME ON.
♪ ♪ ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH,
THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! ♪ ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH,
THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! ♪ ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪
James: IT CERTAINLY IS.
IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALTHOUGH TECHNICALLY, BY THE
TIME THE SAYS, IT'S NO LONGER VALENTINE'S DAY.
WE ACTUALLY SHOULD HAVE SAID IT YESTERDAY.
THEN IT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY.
BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS VALENTINE'S DAY WITH YOU, BABY.
James: YEAH, IT IS.
HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT, REG?
HOW CAN I MAKE TODAY'S EPISODE MORE DRAMATIC FOR YOU?
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?
SEE TO A CERTAIN POINT, IF YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE MORE TACTIC
WITH THE STUFF ON YOUR DESK, JUST SUBTLY WHEN YOU ARE
TALKING.
JUST A LITTLE MORE JUST GRAB.
A LITTLE BIT OF THAT.
THAT WOULD GO A LONG WAY.
[LAUGHS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
OH, YEAH.
DAM.
James: IAN, ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE TONIGHT MORE
ROMANTIC?
THE LIGHTS IN HERE COULD BE A LITTLE BIT SEXY.
IT'S NOT A SEXY LIGHT SITUATION.
I CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE A SEXUAL BEING.
I WATCHED THE SHOW AND DID NOT LOOK LIKE THAT.
IF I CATCH THE SHOW, I DO NOT LOOK THE WAY I THINK.
YOU'RE PICTURING A HEART, CHISELED, LIKE A MATT DAMON
TYPE.
James: MATT DAMON'S COUSIN.
YOU COULD BE A MATT DAMON'S COUSIN, FOR SURE.
A LITTLE BIT BOSS BABE, YOU OWN AN AUTO PARTS DISTRIBUTOR.
James: I GET IT.
I'M FEELING THE LOVE IN THE ROOM TONIGHT.
I'M FEELING THE LOVE IN HERE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ANYONE HERE-- ANYONE HERE ON A
VALENTINE'S DAY TO?
OR, QUITE A FEW.
MADAM, YOU ARE ON A VALENTINES DATE?
YOU ARE, YES, WITH THIS GENTLEMAN HERE?
HE LOOKS ALREADY ANNOYED THAT YOU PUT YOUR HAND UP.
[LAUGHTER] WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS AS A
VALENTINES DATE?
IT WAS YOURS.
IT FEELS LIKE IT WAS YOURS.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
NICOLE.
James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR?
SPEAKER JOSE.
James: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TOGETHER, JOSE AND NICOLE?
SIX YEARS NOW.
James: YOU'VE BEEN A COUPLE SIX YEARS.
YOU ARE NOT MARRIED, ARE YOU?
YOU ARE NOT MARRIED.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, JOSE, THERE IS A SPECIAL REASON YOU ARE HERE
TODAY.
[LAUGHTER] BECAUSE--
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NICOLE GOT IN TOUCH WITH US HERE
AT THE SHOW.
I'M JOKING, I'M KIDDING.
[AIR HORN] SPENCER IS LIKE--
OH, MY GOD.
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
WE WILL TRY TO MAKE THIS A GLORIOUS VALENTINE'S DAY EVENING
FOR YOU AND EVERYONE WATCHING BECAUSE IT'S THAT TIME.
IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
IN A RECENT INTERVIEW, ONE OF DONALD TRUMP'S LAWYER GAVE AN
INTERESTING EXPLANATION FOR WHY TRUMP HAD AN EMPTY FOLDER MARKED
"CLASSIFIED" ON HIS BEDSIDE TABLE.
HE HAS ONE OF THOSE LANDLINE TELEPHONES NEXT TO HIS BED AND
IT HAS A BLUE LIGHT ON IT.
IT KEEPS THEM UP AT NIGHT.
SO HE TOOK THE MANILA FOLDER AND PUT IT OVER IT SO IT WOULD KEEP
THE LIGHT DOWN SO WE COULD SLEEP AT NIGHT.
James: MAYBE USE AN EYE MASK, GET A DIFFERENT BEDSIDE
PHONE, PUT A POST IT ON IT.
"BRING ME MY BOX OF STOLEN CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS!"
THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS STORY IS NOW I'M PICTURING TRUMP IN
BED ON A LANDLINE PHONE TALKING TO TUCKER CARLSON, TWIRLING THE
CORD AROUND HIS FINGER GOING NO, YOU HANG UP.
WE WILL DO IT ON THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
YOU DIDN'T HANG UP EITHER.
TODAY WAS VALENTINE'S DAY AND, AS SHE HAS DONE THE PREVIOUS TWO
YEARS, FIRST LADY DECORATED THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN ESPECIALLY FOR
THE OCCASION.
HILLARY IS HERE.
THE THOUGHT IS NICE EVEN IF THE EXECUTION HAS A TOUCH OF SHERYL
FROM ACCOUNTING.
SHE STARTED TELLING THAT THREE DAYS AGO.
THAT WASN'T THE ONLY WAY THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY ARE
SALIVATING VALENTINE'S DAY.
TODAY, JOE BIDEN BUSTED OUT CIRCULATION ENHANCING EDIBLE
COMPRESSION SOCKS.
[LAUGHTER] AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, HE
REALLY TURNED ON THE CHART.
HE LEANED OVER TO GEL, JUST ON THE CHEEK AND GAVE HER A HEART
SHAPED CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT.
HERE'S A NICE VALENTINE'S DAY STORY FOR YOU.
A FREE DIVING COUPLE HAVE SET A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LONGEST
UNDERWATER GAS AT 4:06.
HERE THEY ARE SETTING THE REC RECORD.
♪ ♪ WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SET A
NEW GUINNESS WORLD RECORD TITLE, SO CONGRATULATIONS.
James: JUST LOOK AT THE PASSION.
[LAUGHTER] IT IS AMAZING, THAT GUY CAN GO
DOWN FOR OVER 4:00 WITHOUT A BREATH.
YES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YES.
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS.
DO I HAVE TO FINISH THE JOCKEY?
I THINK I'VE GOT IT RIGHT.
I THINK THEY'VE GOT IT.
I THINK WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN.
WHICH IS WHY SHE STARTED DATING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, DID
YOU SEE THIS?
ONE IN FIVE AMERICANS IN A RELATIONSHIP HAVE CONSIDERED
LEAVING THEIR PARTNER AFTER RECEIVING AN UNIMAGINATIVE
CLICHE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT.
THE TOP THREE MOST DISAPPOINTING GIFTS ARE FURRY HANDCUFFS,
FLOWERS, AND A HEART-SHAPED BOX OF CANDY.
WHICH IS WHY I ALWAYS STICK WITH THE HEART-SHAPED PIZZA.
IT'S CLASSIC, IT'S TIMELESS, IT IS ELEGANT.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS STUDY FOR A MINUTE, I DON'T.
I LOVE THE FURRY HANDCUFFS GAVE ME THIS MORNING.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IAN, WITHOUT RUINING TONIGHT'S SURPRISE, WHAT'S HAPPENING IN
THE HOUSEHOLD THIS EVENING?
Ian: WE GOT MARRIED IN SEPTEMBER AND THEN WE TRAVELED
IN THE FALL AND IT WAS HANUKKAH, HER 30TH BIRTHDAY IN PRETTY
QUICK SUCCESSION.
WE TALKED AND WE DECIDED TO HAVE A QUIET VALENTINE'S DAY, NOT GO
INTO ANYTHING CRAZY.
I THINK WHAT'S HAPPENING IN MY HOUSE TONIGHT IS A TRAP.
[LAUGHTER] James: I THINK YOU'RE
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
ACTUALLY, THE BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO IS NOT GO HOME.
YOU SHOULD STAY AND YOU'LL GET HOME, THERE SHE IS NAKED ON A
TABLE COVERED IN SUSHI.
Ian: YEAH.
James: I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
Ian: WE WERE UP EARLY
, >> WE WERE UP EARLY, WE WERE GIVING GIFTS.
NOTHING CAME THIS DIRECTION.
James: THAT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT.
YOU THINK SO?
James: GET BACK, SARAH IS ON THE TABLE COVERED IN SUSHI.
SHE HAS HAD TO HAVE THE KIDS HELP WITH THE LAST BITS.
[LAUGHTER] DID YOU SEE THIS?
LAST NIGHT, A COUPLE GOT MARRIED DURING HALFTIME AT THE
DALLAS MAVERICKS GAME.
THE CEREMONY WAS OFFICIATED BY THE MAVERICKS AN ANSWER.
HAVE A LOOK.
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME AND WITH 20,000 AS WITNESSES, IT'S
MY DELIGHTED TO DECLARE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
[AIR HORN] THEY WERE NOTHING LIKE AN AIR
HORN AT THE EXACT MOMENT YOU COMMIT TO SHARE YOUR LIFE WITH
SOMEONE.
YOU MAY NOW KISS CAM THE BRIDE.
[AIR HORN] IT WAS ACTUALLY A LOVELY
CEREMONY.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE MAVERICKS LOST BY THREE, SO THE MARRIAGE
IS DOOMED.
I DON'T KNOW IF BASKETBALL AT A BASKETBALL GAME IS THE RIGHT
VENUE.
IT WAS A BIT TOUGH FOR THE GUY TO SLIP THE RING ON A GIANT FOAM
FINGER.
THAT'S THE NEWS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.
♪ ♪ James: WILL COME BACK.
IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.
LOVE IS IN THE AIR.
THAT MIGHT BE BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL SOMEBODY HERE IN
THE STUDIO.
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND, PLEASE WELCOME CUPID IS HERE, EVERY
EVERYBODY!
♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
CUPID, I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
CUPID, THANK YOU.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'M RIGHT, JAMES.
NEVER BETTER.
James: I SHOULD SAY REGULAR VIEWERS OF THE SHOW WILL KNOW
THAT IN THE PAST, WE HAVE HAD-- WE SHOULD SAY ONE OR TWO
WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS.
BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS SECURE.
DON'T YOU WORRY, JAMES.
THEY ARE TUCKED, TAPE, AND TIGHTER THAN EVER.
THE BOYS SHALL REMAIN IN THE BARRACKS.
James: THAT IS WONDERFUL.
THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
CUPID, WE ARE SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE.
WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE IS A BUSY DAY.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR US?
I THOUGHT I'D OFFER MY SERVICES TO YOUR VERY ATTRACTIVE
AUDIENCE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] TO SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY
QUESTIONS TO THE GOD OF LOVE.
MATTERS OF THE HEART.
James: WHO'S GOT A QUESTION FOR CUPID?
CUPID, DO YOU SEE ANYONE YOU WANT A QUESTION FROM?
WHAT IS THAT, ROSE GOLD?
IT'S STUNNING.
THANKS, ITS NEW.
IT'S LOVELY.
IT REALLY ACCENTUATES YOUR-- ANYWAY, YOUR QUESTION.
MY QUESTION IS I'VE BEEN SEEING THIS GUY FOR A WHILE, AND
IT'S BEEN FUN AND EVERYTHING, BUT I'M NOT SURE HE REALLY LIKES
ME.
WHAT YOU THINK I SHOULD DO?
I THINK YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR OPTIONS OPEN.
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE SOMEONE TO TREAT YOU RIGHT, HOLD YOU TIGHT,
BABY, ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT.
[LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
James: OKAY, I THINK SHE'S GOT IT.
DOES ANYONE ELSE GOT A QUESTION FOR CUPID?
GO FOR IT.
HI, CUPID.
HI.
I'M A SINGLE AND I'M SPENDING VALENTINES ALONE THIS YEAR.
HOW DO I STILL MAKE THE NIGHT SPECIAL?
GREAT QUESTION.
MY ADVICE, TREAT YOURSELF.
RUN YOURSELF A BATH, LIKE YOURSELF SOME CANDLES, OPEN SOME
WINE.
LOOK, THAT DOESN'T WORK OUT, WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS?
THANKS.
SORRY, WHAT IS THIS?
FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL 323-555-0137?
James: CUPID, CUPID, CUPID.
IS THAT YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
DID YOU JUST GIVE AN AUDIENCE MEMBER OF YOUR?
NO.
James: SORRY, MADAM.
WOULD YOU READ THAT NUMBER AGAIN FOR ME?
323-555-0137.
THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
IT'S NOT.
[PHONE RINGING] James: YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S MOVE ON.
YOU ARE ON THIN ICE.
YOU ARE ON THIN ICE, OKAY?
WHO'S GOT A QUESTION?
James: WHO DO YOU SEEK CUPID, THAT YOU'D LIKE A
QUESTION FROM?
THE LOVELY BLONDE COUPLE OVER THERE.
SORRY, WE DIDN'T RAISE OUR HANDS.
I KNOW BUT I NOTICED YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM AND I WILL LIKE
YOUR VIBE.
ARE YOU VISITING FROM OUT OF TIME?
I HAVE A HOTEL AROUND THE CORNER.
James: STOP, STOP.
CUPID, CUPID, STOP.
YOU'RE MEANT TO BE HELPING PEOPLE FIND LOVE NOT RETURNING
THE STUDIO INTO YOUR OWN PERSONAL PICKUP JOINT.
IS THAT WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO WHAT ABOUT ME?
WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT?
James: ARE YOU OKAY?
NO, I'M NOT OKAY!
I'M SICK OF ALL OF THIS.
THE PRESSURE, THE EXPECTATIONS, THE FACT THAT I LOOK LIKE A
GIANT LEAP TO BE!
NO WONDER NO ONE WANTS TO BE WITH ME.
I'M JUST SO LONELY.
I'M JUST SO BLOODY LONELY.
I'M SO BLOODY LONELY.
James: I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU'VE BEEN GOING--
JUST ASSUME BECAUSE THE GOD OF LOVE THAT I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE
IN MY LIFE.
BUT I DON'T.
I'M JUST SO BLOODY LONELY.
James: I'M SORRY.
LISTEN, CUPID, CUPID.
I'M JUST SO BLOODY LONELY.
THE ONE WE'VE GOT A FEW MINUTES LEFT.
WHY DON'T WE USE THIS TIME, WE COULD USE THIS TIME TO HELP YOU
FIND LOVE.
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
WOULDN'T IT?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] COULD WE DO THAT?
REALLY?
James: YES, YES.
DID YOU LIKE THAT?
I LOVE THAT.
James: I APOLOGIZE.
IT SEEMS-- IT FELT TO ME THAT YOU AND THE LOVELY LADY HERE
WERE-- WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MADAM?
C.
James: IT FELT TO ME LIKE YOU AND LINDSEY HAD SOMETHING OF
A CONNECTION, RIGHT?
DID YOU FEEL THAT, CUPID?
LINDSAY, DID YOU FEEL THAT SPARK?
YEAH.
James: WHAT ABOUT THIS?
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
WOULD YOU 2 LIKE TO GO OUT ON A DATE?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THAT.
James: LETS DO THIS.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
CUPID, COME DOWN HERE.
LINDSEY, COME DOWN.
IT WILL BE LOVELY.
GO FOR IT.
OH, MY GOD.
CUPID, NO.
HANG ON, NO.
I'M JUST SO BLOODY LONELY.
I'M JUST SO ABSURDLY LONELY.
James: WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF
"THE LATE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.
♪ ♪ James: WELCOME BACK.
SHE CO-WROTE "THE STARS" AND "SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW,"
ALISON BRIE!
HE CO-WROTE AND DIRECTED "SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW,"
DAVE FRANCO!
I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.
THANKS FOR COMING.
I CANNOT THINK OF A MORE ROMANTIC PLACE FOR YOU TO
CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S DAY THAN HERE, PROMOTING YOUR LATEST
PROJECT.
IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL.
WHAT WAS A YOUNG DAVID FRANKEL LIKE ON VALENTINE'S DAY?
I IMAGINE YOU WERE A VERY ROMANTIC KID.
BEFORE I WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A HOPELESS ROMANTIC BUT I WAS ALSO
SHY AND NONCONFRONTATIONAL SO IT DIDN'T AMOUNT TO MUCH.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I HAD A CRUSH ON THIS GIRL AND I
FOUND THAT SHE LIKES ME TOO SO I DECIDE TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT
LEVEL BY GOING-- Alison: WHO IS THIS BITCH?
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
BEFORE I'M GOING TO GO TO 7-ELEVEN, GOING TO COLLECT EVERY
CANDY POSSIBLE, GOING TO PUT IT IN A BROWN PAPER BAG AND TAKE IT
TO SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY.
DURING LUNCH, I SEE HER UNDER A TREE WITH HER FRIENDS AND I GO
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
READY, SET, GO AND I START RUNNING AT HER AND I THREW THE
BACK AT HER AND I KEEP RUNNING AWAY.
AS I GOT TO HIGH SCHOOL, I AM TAP THE HAPPINESS QUOTIENT EVEN
MORE WHERE THERE IS ANOTHER GIRL, SIMILAR SITUATION.
I LIKED HER.
IT SEEMED LIKE SHE LIKE ME TOO-- UP TO SCHOOL EARLY ON
VALENTINE'S DAY TO GIVE ALL OF HER TEACHERS A SINGLE ROSE TO
DISTRIBUTE TO HER THROUGHOUT THE DAY, AND IT CAME FROM A VERY
SWEET PLACE BUT I REALIZED THROUGHOUT THE DAY WE'RE NOT
TOGETHER.
NOW HER TEACHERS GIVING HER THESE ROSES IN FRONT OF ALL OUR
PEERS AND I HOPE SHE'S FLATTERED BUT MAYBE SHE FEELS AWFUL.
Alison: THIS WASN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
Dave: NO.
I SEE HER AT THE VERY END OF THE DAY.
SHE COMES UP TO ME AND SHE SAYS THANK YOU AND I GO YOU GOT IT.
I THINK I WAS WATCHING TOO MUCH ""DAWSON'S CREEK"" AT THE TIME.
Alison: NEVER TOO MUCH, NEVER TOO MUCH.
James: ALLISON, WHAT WERE YOU LIKE ROMANTICALLY WHEN YOU
WERE YOUNGER?
Alison: I WAS THE OPPOSITE.
I WAS VERY STRAIGHT FORWARD.
I LIKED A GRAND GESTURE.
I REMEMBER MY SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL, MY HIGH SCHOOL
BOYFRIEND AND I HAD BROKEN UP.
WE WERE ON A BREAK.
RACHEL AND ROSS STYLE.
I DON'T EVEN THINK WE HAD SPOKEN OR HAD ANY CONTACT FOR AT LEAST
A SOLID MONTH AND I DECIDE, ON VALENTINE'S DAY, I'M GOING TO GO
GET HIM.
HE WAS A YEAR AHEAD OF ME, HE WAS ALREADY ON THE WEST SIDE.
HE LIVED IN THIS KIND OF DAWN, CO-OP BUILDING NEAR UCLA.
HE IS IN THE CAFETERIA.
I DRIVE OVER HERE AND HE HAS NO IDEA COMING.
WE ARE BROKEN UP AND HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN A MONTH.
I GET THERE AND I DECIDE HE'S IN THE CAFETERIA, I'M GOING TO DO
JERRY O'CONNELL AND "SCREAM 2" I WALK INTO THE CAFETERIA.
SOME ARE Y OF YOU ARE WITH ME.
I WALK INTO THE CAFETERIA, I WALK UP TO HIM.
HIS FACE FLUSHES RED.
HE CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S SEEING ME ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
I SAY TO HIM "THIS FEELING, I WOKE UP WITH THIS FEELING I
DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH SO I JUST ♪ DECIDED TO MYSELF ♪
"THE WHOLE ROOM STOPS.
♪ WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE ROOM ♪ ♪ I THINK I LOVE YOU ♪
THE WHOLE ROOM STOPPED.
♪ I THINK I LOVE YOU MOM SO WHAT AM I SO AFRAID OF MAMA
THERE IS NO CURE FOR MAMA I THINK I LOVE YOU ♪
♪ IT WORRIES ME TO SAY I NEVER FELT THIS WAY ♪
HE KISSES ME, WE MAKE UP.
THE WHOLE ROOM APPLAUDS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: STOP, STOP.
Alison: TWO WEEKS LATER, WE BROKE UP.
LESS THAN TWO WEEKS.
FOUND THE ONE RIGHT HERE.
James: OH, MY GOD.
GUYS, THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
WHAT A TWIST.
YOU HAVE SENT A VIDEO HERE TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW" AND I JUST
WANT TO CHECK YOUR CERTAIN YOU ARE OKAY?
THEN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND YOU CAN DECIDE
WHETHER YOU WANT TO SHOW IT?
Alison: I THINK JUST A BASIC SETUP FOR THE VIDEO, WE
WERE GETTING READY FOR OUR PREMIER FOR OUR MOVIE
"SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW."
IT'S OUT ON PRIME VIDEO RIGHT NOW.
I WANTED TO GET OUR SPIRITS UP, ENERGY.
BEFORE MEANWHILE, I'M FREAKING OUT.
WE ARE LATE AGAIN, WE ARE LATE AGAIN.
I'M IN MY ROBE, I'M TRYING TO GET READY.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMEONE IS POUNDING ON THE DOOR.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
James: THE >> Alison: HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?
Dave: THIS IS AT THE LONDON HOTEL IN WEST HOLLYWOOD.
Alison: WE FINISHED A LONG PRESS DAY.
WE WERE KIND OF TARGET.
Dave: I THINK SHE IS IN THE SHOWER AT THIS POINT.
Alison: I'M HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.
MAKING VIDEOS.
A CELEBRATORY MOMENT.
Dave: SO-- [APPLAUSE]
AS MUCH AS IT WAS A SHOCK TO MY SYSTEM TO OPEN THE DOOR, IT WAS
ALSO THE LEAST SURPRISING THING THAT HAPPENED THIS YEAR, TO FIND
HER NAKED IN THE HALLWAY OF THE LONDON HOTEL.
James: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR HUGE MOVIE.
"SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW" IS NUMBER ONE GLOBALLY ON
PRIME VIDEO RIGHT NOW.
TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT IT BECAUSE I CAN REMEMBER WHEN YOU JUST
SHOT THIS.
TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THE FILM.
BEFORE WE CAME UP WITH THE IDEA WHILE WE WERE WALKING TO MY
HOMETOWN IN MILTON, CALIFORNIA.
WE WERE WALKING FROM MY HIGH SCHOOL TO MY MOM'S HOUSE.
BEING IN THAT SETTING BROUGHT UP THESE IDEAS AND JUST BEING HOME
AND RECONNECTING WITH YOUR ROOTS.
Alison: WHAT THAT BRINGS ABOUT THE KIND OF PERSON YOU
BECOME IN WHO YOU USED TO BE AND HOW YOU CAN HIDE YOUR TRUE
NATURE IN FRONT OF YOUR OLD FRIENDS WHO KNOW YOU FROM THE
BEGINNING.
BEFORE ALISON'S CHARACTER, SHE'S AN ALCOHOLIC, SHE HAS A CRISIS
AT WORK, SHE GOES HOME TO LICK HER WOUNDS.
SHE HAS THIS AMAZING NIGHT WITH THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY.
SHE FINDS OUT HE'S GETTING ARRIED. DS OUT HE'S GETTING
Alison: SHE DECIDES TO STICK AROUND AND SEE WHAT
HAPPENS.
EVEN SO MISSED SHIFT.
THE FILM IS FINALLY OUT.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
YOU MUST BE INCREDIBLY PROUD GIMMICK THIS IS A BIG THING TO
GO THROUGH AS A COUPLE.
BEFORE IT REALLY IS.
IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS ON AND OFF.
WE ARE EXHAUSTED, WE ARE ELATED, WE ARE RELIEVED, WE ARE TRULY--
I THINK ABOUT OUR CASTING FOR A MORE THAN ANYTHING.
IN A CHEESY WAY, THEY PUT THEIR TRUST AND BELIEVE IN US.
I WANT THEM TO BE PROUD AND SO WHEN THEY REACH OUT TO US AND
SAY THAT THEY REALLY LOVE THE MOVIE, THAT'S THE MOST
GRATIFYING THING.
James: "SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW" IS
STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PRIME VIDEO.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS SAW EACH OTHER?
AT LEAST TEN YEARS IN A?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU AND SEAN ARE STILL KEPT IN TOUCH.
WE DON'T, REALLY.
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH OLD FRIENDS.
YOU JUST KIND OF PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF.
IT SEEMS LIKE IT.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PULL SOME JULIA ROBERTS WEDDING TYPE
[BLEEP], ARE ARE YOU?
NO.
BUT IF MY BEING HERE IS BEING DONE AT MAKING YOU
UNCOMFORTABLE?
IT WOULDN'T BE VERY COOL OF ME TO KICK OUT ONE OF SIAN'S
OLDEST FRIENDS.
♪ ♪ James: WE ARE BACK WITH
ALISON BRIE AND DAVE FRANCO.
ALISON AND DAVE, YOU ARE MARRIED AS WE DISCUSSED AND YOU ARE IN A
FILM TOGETHER WHAT YOU RODE TOGETHER AND DAVE, YOU'RE
DIRECTED, AND ALISON, YOU START IN.
AMONGST ALL OF THIS, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER VERY, VERY WELL.
LET'S PUT THIS TO THE TEST IN A GAME WE CALL "SHOCK THERAPY."
IT IS VERY SIMPLE.
I WILL BE ASKING YOU BOTH A SERIES OF QUESTIONS WHILST YOU
HOLD THESE BUZZERS.
SHOULD YOU GET THE QUESTION WRONG ABOUT YOUR PARTNER, YOU
WILL RECEIVE AN ELECTRIC SHOCK.
OKAY?
DOES THAT SOUND FAIR?
I AM GOING TO SAY TO YOU, WHICH EVER HAD YOUR GOING TO HOLD THIS
IN, YOU SHOULD TAKE OF YOUR BRINGS.
Alison: WOW, WOW.
James: ALISON, THIS IS YOURS SO YOU WILL HOLD THIS.
DAVE, THIS IS YOURS, OKAY?
THIS IS YOU RIGHT THERE.
YOU ONLY NEED THAT-- PERFECT.
THIS FIRST QUESTION IS TO ALISON, OKAY?
YOU WILL BE RECEIVING THE SHOCK SHOULD YOU GET IT WRONG.
Alison: OKAY.
[LAUGHTER] James: ALISON, DAVE AND HIS
ROOMMATES ACCIDENTALLY SET FIRE TO THEIR DORM ROOM IN COLLEGE.
WHAT WAS THE SCENT OF THE CANDLE?
Dave: YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.
Alison: THIS IS A DEEP CUT.
I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE SITUATION.
A HOT PLATE, A CANDLE, A CANDLE.
Dave: WHY DID WE GET THE CANDLE?
Alison: WHY DID WE GET THE CANDLE?
Dave: WHY WOULD 2 GUYS IN A DORM ROOM GET A CANDLE?
Alison: JUST SEX STUFF.
James: WHAT SCENT WAS THE CANDLE?
Alison: I'M GOING TO SAY IT WAS A BUBBLEGUM FLAVORED-- OH!
James: OKAY.
THAT WAS WRONG.
WHAT SCENT WAS IT, DAVE?
Dave: 2 GUYS IN A SMALL ROOM.
THE ROOM DOESN'T SMELL AMAZING.
WE WANTED IT TO SMELL LIKE FRESH BAKED COOKIES.
COOKIE DOUGH SCENTED CANDLES.
GIVEN THIS QUESTION IS TO DAVE.
DAVE, IN HIGH SCHOOL, ALISON PERFORMED AS A CLAMOR FOR KIDS
PARTIES.
WHAT WAS HER NAME?
[LAUGHTER] BEFORE I JUST WANT TO KNOW HAVE
YOU EVER TOLD ME THE ANSWER TO THIS?
[LAUGHTER] Alison: IMAGINE--
Dave: GIVE ME THE SMALLEST HINTS.
Alison: MY CLOWN WIG WAS YELLOW.
Dave: YELLOW GIRL.
[BUZZER] MY GOD.
James: OKAY, SO NEITHER OF YOU HAVE ONE RIGHT.
IT WAS SUNNY THE CLOWN.
ALISON, DAVE WAS A RECURRING CHARACTER ON THE HIT SHOW
"SCRUBS."
POPULAR CHARACTER ADORED AND LOVED BY MILLIONS.
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF HIS CHARACTER?
Alison: ON "SCRUBS" SEASON NINE?
Dave: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY ADORED AND LOVED BY TENS.
Alison: WHEN DAVE AND I STARTED DATING, DID WATCH EVERY
EPISODE OF "SCRUBS" SEASON NINE.
DOUG DOUGYBOY.
[BUZZER] FOR A SECOND, I THOUGHT I GOT IT
RIGHT.
James: DAVE, WHAT WAS THE CHARACTER CALLED?
James: DAVE, WHAT DID ALISON DUE TO CHEER UP A
ROOMMATE IN COLLEGE?
Dave: VERY PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL ARTS SCHOOL.
THE RULE ON CAMPUS WAS YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES ANYWHERE
BUT THE CAFETERIA, SO SHE DECIDED SOMETIMES TO HANG NAKED
FROM THE TREE OUTSIDE OF HER BROOM.
James: IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
[APPLAUSE] OKAY.
ALISON, I GOT TO TELL YOU NOW YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY RIGHT YET.
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO DO SO.
Alison: SHOULD WE TURN MINE UP SINCE WE TURNED DAVE'S UP.
DON'T TURN MINE UP AS MUCH AS HIS.
James: IN 2012'S RANKING OF THE 50 MOST TALENTED,
INTELLIGENT, FUNNY, AND GORGEOUS JEWISH MAN IN THE WORLD, WHAT
PLACE A DAY-TO-DAY WILL Alison: 1-50.
SHALOM TIME.
I WILL SAY 27.
[BUZZER] [LAUGHS]
James: DAVE, YOU CAME IN SECOND.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Dave: I'M SORRY.
27?
[LAUGHTER] I WAS ACTUALLY FLATTERED WHEN
SHE SAID THAT.
Alison: THERE'S A LOT OF ATTRACTIVE JEWISH GUYS IN THIS
INDUSTRY.
James: STILL.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER, JUST AS A NUMBER 1.
DAVE, HANNAH MONTANA, A HUGE TV SHOWS LOVED AND ADORED BY
MILLIONS.
Al>> Alison: HUGE.
James: WHAT WAS THE NAME OR OCCUPATION OF ALISON'S CHARACTER
ON HER FIRST EVER TV GIG HANNAH MONTANA?
Dave: I'M GOING TO GO WITH SHE WAS TRINA THE VENTRILOQUIST.
[BUZZER] James: THAT WAS "SHOCK
THERAPY," EVERYBODY.
ALISON BRIE, DAVE FRANCO.
STICK AROUND, LAUREN SPENCER SMITH AFTER THE
♪ ♪ James: WILL COME BACK HERE.
HERE TO PERFORM HER BRAND-NEW SINGLE "BEST FRIEND BREAKUP" FOR
PHENOMENAL LAUREN SPENCER SMITH.
♪ ♪ ♪ EVERYONE AT SCHOOL THOUGHT WE
WERE SISTERS ♪ ♪ DRESSED THE SAME, TALK TO THE
SAME ♪ ♪ TOGETHER ALL THE TIME =MOMO
YOU CAN FIND ME IN YOUR FAMILY PICTURES NEXT TO YOU IN THE
FRAME ♪ ♪ BUT YOU WALKED MOVED ON AND
I'M REPLACED ♪ ♪ I ONLY WANTED YOU TO BE HAPPY
MAMA BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WITHOUT ME MOM OF NOW
YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL ♪ ♪ YOU LEFT WITH NO WARNING ♪
♪ IT'S GOING TO MESS ME UP ♪ ♪ DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD HURT
THIS MUCH MORE MOVEMENT BEST FRIENDS W BREAKUP, YOU DONT
EVEN SEEM UPSET ABOUT IT ♪ ♪ GUESS I'M THE ONE WHO LOST THE
THINGS YOU HAD ALL THE TIME ♪ ♪ YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE COOL
WITHOUT IT MOMO BECAUSE YOU PUT ME THROUGH HELL JUST TO HAVE
SOMEONE ELSE ♪ ♪ I HOPE HE ALWAYS MAKES YOU
HAPPY MOMO BUT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE WITHOUT ME ♪
♪ NOW YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL ♪ ♪ YOU LEFT WITH NO WARNING ♪
♪ NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD MESS ME UP ♪
♪ DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD HURT THIS MUCH ONE BEST FRIEND
BREAKUP ♪ ♪ NOW YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL ♪
♪ YOU LEFT WITH NO WARNING ♪ ♪ ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD
BE LOVE MOMO THAT WAS GOING TO MESS ME UP ♪
♪ DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD HURT THIS MUCH ♪
♪ ONE BEST FRIEND BREAKUP ♪ ♪ I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD
BE LOVE THAT WAS GOING TO MESS ME UP ♪
♪ DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD HURT THIS MUCH ♪
♪ DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD HURT THIS MUCH ONE BEST FRIEND
BREAKUP ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
James: WHAT ABOUT THAT?
THAT WAS SO GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
LAUREN SPENCER SMITH, EVERYBODY.
"BEST FRIEND BREAKUP" IS OUT RIGHT NOW.
COME ON BACK.
♪ ♪ James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
TOMORROW NIGHT: NATASHA LYONNE, RIAN JOHNSON,
AND STAND-UP FROM DYLAN ADLER.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.
♪ ♪