♪ ♪ >> Reggie: ♪ ARE YOU READY TO
HAVE SOME FUN ♪ ♪ WE WILL TONIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S OUT OF SIGHT ♪ ♪ AND IT'S GOING TO BE ALL R
ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN COME ALL THE WAY FROM INSIDE A BEAUTIFUL
ANIMATION FROM A GUY NAMED DANNY, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST,
THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMENS CORDENES!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: THANK YOU!
WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW"! THANKS FOR BEING HERE!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY! APPRECIATE YOU!
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT. SHE IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING
COMEDIAN, PRODUCER, WRITER, ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "BLACK-ISH,"
"CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM," AND "THE UPSHAWS" PART THREE IS AVAILABLE
RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX. WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER.
THE ALWAYS BRILLIANT WANDA SYKES IS HERE TONIGHT!
CHAIR HEY, HOW ARE YOU? >> Wanda: HEY.
A >> James: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? >> Wanda: I'M JUST FIXING MY
SHOE. >> James: OKAY, SORRY TO CATCH
YOU IN SUCH A PREDICAMENT, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Wanda: ACTUALLY, I ALSO SLEEP IN THAT POSITION.
YES, BECAUSE I HAVE SINUS PROBLEMS, AND YOU SLEEP LIKE
THIS. >> James: A BRINGS ALL OF THE
SINUS FORWARD. THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW.
AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE WHEN YOU ARE HERE ON THE SHOW, IT'S
ALWAYS HILARITY BUT COMES FROM A PLACE OF FACT AND HEALTH FOR US
ALL TO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YOU. WANDA SYKES EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HE'S AN EMMY-NOMINATED
ACTOR AND HOST. YOU KNOW HIM FROM "COMMUNITY,"
"THE SOUP" AND HIS HILARIOUS NEW SHOW "ANIMAL CONTROL" ON FOX.
WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH ON THIS SHOW, AND IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE HE HAS BEEN HERE. THE MAJESTIC, JOEL McHale!
OKAY, HANG ON! JOEL!
>> Joel: WHAT'S UP? TO BE ON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Joel: I KNOW THAT YOU'RE TAKING OFF PRETTY SOON, SO --
>> James: DID YOU ASK PERMISSION BEFORE?
>> Joel: YES, I THINK SO. I THINK WE DID.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> James: IT DOES NOT MATTER,
WE ARE HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE! A JOEL McHALE!
AND THIS IS EXCITING. I WILL MULTIPLATINUM SELLING BOY
BAND FROM SOUTH KOREA, ONE OF THE HOTTEST BANDS ON PLANET
EARTH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
GUYS, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE EXCITED TO SEE THEM.
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE EXCITED TO SEE ME.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I KNOW THERE ARE PROBABLY A LOT
OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW. OH, OH, MY GOD, HE IS GOING TO
STOP HOSTING THE SHOW, I GET IT, I GET THAT YOU WANT TO SHOW THAT
EXCITEMENT, BUT PLEASE SHOW RESPECT TO THE BAND, AND DON'T
MAKE THIS ALL ABOUT ME, OKAY? AND THEIR NEW EP
"THE NAME CHAPTER: TEMPTATION" DEBUTED AT NUMBER ONE ON THE
BILLBOARD 200 CHART. WE ARE THRILLED AND HONORED TO
HAVE THEM WITH US, THE SUPERB, TOMORROW X TOGETHER!
THEY ARE HERE TONIGHT! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ THERE THEY ARE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE
TO TODAY, GUYS! TOMORROW X TOGETHER!
THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW," ROLL THE TITLE!
♪ ♪ ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪
♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW" WOO! ♪
♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪ ♪ IT'S THE "THE LATE LATE
SHOW" ♪ >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH, I
DON'T THINK WE HAVE HAD THAT ENERGY AND THE STUDIO, SINCE
WHAT? >> PROBABLY SINCE ONE DIRECTION!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: I AM SO EXCITED TO
SEE JOEL McHALE! WE WENT THROUGH A STAGE WHERE
JOEL McHALE WAS HERE A LOT AND THEN THE PANDEMIC HAPPEN, IT'S
THE FIRST TIME HE HAS BEEN HERE IN SUCH A LONG TIME AND HE HAS
THE LOVELIEST MAN. >> Ian: THAT'S WHO THE CROWD
IS SCREAMING FOR, RIGHT? >> James: CORRECT.
IT IS THAT TIME, IT IS TIME FOR "THE NEWS."
AND THERE'S SOME BIG WEATHER-RELATED NEWS FROM RIGHT
HERE IN LOS ANGELES. OVER THE WEEKEND, SOUTHERN
CALIFORNIA EXPERIENCED MASSIVE WINTER STORMS -- WITH THE
HOLLYWOOD SIGN EVEN GETTING A LIGHT DUSTING OF SNOW.
LOOK AT THAT. IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IN
HOLLYWOOD SNEEZED AT THE SAME TIME.
EVERYONE IN MALIBU WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD I JUST HAD THE MOST
AHHHHHMAZING COLD PLUNGE." >> Ian: YOU KNOW IT IS
AMAZING? THESE ARE BOTH VERY COLD PLACES,
AND I HAVE LOST ANY ABILITY TO DEAL WITH IT.
>> James: IT IS YOUR BLOOD, IT WARMS UP.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS. >> Ian: BUT IT WAS LIKE
54 DEGREES, AND ORGAN WOULD BE THE NICEST DAY UNTIL JULY.
>> James: AND OREGON YOU ARE ALIKE, WHERE ARE MY SHADES?
>> Ian: HERE I AM LOOKING FOR A ST. BERNARD WITH LIKE WHISKEY
AROUND HIS NECK. >> James: MOVING ON, NEW
INTELLIGENCE HAS PROMPTED THE ENERGY DEPARTMENT TO CONCLUDE
THAT THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC WAS THE MOST LIKELY CAUSED BY AN
ACCIDENTAL LAB LEAK IN CHINA. WHEN REACHED FOR COMMENT, CHINA
WAS LIKE "HA REMEMBER THAT SILLY BALLOON?
WHAT EVEN WAS THAT!? LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT SOME
MORE!" THE CONCLUSION WAS MADE WITH
"LOW CONFIDENCE." THE CONCLUSION HAD LOW
CONFIDENCE. BUT ONCE THE "QUEER EYE" GUYS
GET A HOLD OF IT, GIVE IT A HAIRCUT, TEACH IT HOW TO MAKE
GUACAMOLE. IT'S GOING TO BE A WHOLE NEW
CONCLUSION, JUST YOU WAIT. AND DID YOU SEE THIS?
OVER THE WEEKEND, MEXICO'S PRESIDENT POSTED A PHOTO ON
SOCIAL MEDIA CLAIMING -- AND HE DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE JOKING,
THAT THE PHOTO WAS PROOF OF A MYTHICAL WOODLAND ELF.
HERE'S THE PHOTO HE POSTED. WOW, LOOK AT THAT.
DEFINITELY A MYTHICAL ELF. IT COULDN'T BE ANYTHING ELSE.
I WILL SAY, I AM NOT MAD. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT POLITICIANS
SHOULD BE DOING. I DON'T WANT JOE BIDEN DEALING
WITH INFLATION. I WANT HIM USING THE CIA TO FIND
BIGFOOT. [LAUGHTER]
WHY DO WE NEED TO REPORT THIS? CHRISTMAS IS OVER, THE ELVES ARE
OFF UNTIL AROUND HALLOWEEN. >> Reggie: NOT ONLY THAT, BUT
IT'S INSULTING TO ALL JAWAS. BECAUSE IT IS MORE JAWA THAN
ELF. >> James: WHAT IS THE
DIFFERENCE? >> Reggie: LIKE 46%
DIFFERENCE. >> James: THAT IS A JAWA.
>> Ian: CAN WE HAVE A GLOBAL CONFERENCE ON WHAT AN ELF IS?
BECAUSE YOU LOOK AT "LORD OF THE RINGS" IF THEY ARE
TOLD NORDIC ORLANDO BLOOM LOOKING DUDES, AND THEN
SOMETIMES ELVES ARE THE TINY LITTLE DUDES THAT LOOK LIKE PAUL
GIAMATTI, LIVE IN ENTRY YOU MAKE COOKIES.
AND IT'S LIKE WHAT IS AN ELF? >> James: I THINK THIS IS A
VERY GOOD POINT. I THINK THIS IS A VERY GOOD
POINT. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT --
[LAUGHTER] IS THAT AN ELF?
[LAUGHTER] >> Ian: THAT IS A DILF.
>> James: I WILL SAY, ARE THEY ELVES IN "LORD OF THE RINGS?"
>> Ian: YES, THEY ARE ELVES. >> James: ORLANDO BLOOM IS AN
ELF. BUT FRODO IS NOT?
>> Ian: THAT IS A HOBBIT. >> James: HOBBITS PISS ME OFF.
BECAUSE IT IS INCONCEIVABLE TO ME THAT SOMEBODY WOULD GO ON
SUCH A JOURNEY AND NOT GO, SHOULD WE PUT SHOES ON?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU WOULD NOT DO IT.
YOU JUST WOULD NOT DO IT. [APPLAUSE]
PHONE, WALLET, KEY, OKAY, WHERE WE GOING?
FIND A RING, OKAY, GREAT, THEY ARE UPSTAIRS, I'LL JUST GO
WITHOUT THEM. IT'S POINTLESS.
IT MAKES NO [BLEEP] SENSE. >> Ian: EVERYTHING UNTIL THAT
POINT TO -- COMPLETELY REALISTIC.
>> James: WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A DOG TRAINER SENT A
WORLD RECORD WHEN HIS TEAM OF 14 PERFORMING DOGS FORMED A CONGA
LINE. ♪ ♪
OKAY, IT IS VERY CUTE. YOU ARE RIGHT TO AWW IT.
CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING IN THE PARK WHEN HE IS TRAINING HIS
DOGS TO DO THAT? I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO GRAB MY
KIDS FAST ENOUGH TO GET OUT OF THERE.
THIS IS TRUE, THE PREVIOUS RECORD-HOLDER FOR "WORLD'S
LONGEST DOG CONGA LINE" WAS THE MAN'S OWN DAUGHTER.
I MEAN, THIS HOUSEHOLD MUST BE A NON-STOP PARTY!
WHAT KIND OF DAD WOULD GO TO THIS MUCH TROUBLE TO BREAK
HIS OWN DAUGHTER'S RECORD? I'M ASSUMING HER RECORD WAS 13
AND HE IS GONE? >> Ian: I GUESS I'M GOING TO
BUY A DOG. >> James: YOU HAVE HOW MANY
CATS DO YOU HAVE NOW? >> Ian: TWO KATZ.
>> James: ANY CHANCE OF GETTING THEM TO FORM A CONGA
LINE? >> Ian: THE CATS FORMING A
CONGA LINE? THE ONLY TIME I COULD GET THEM
TO WORK TOGETHER ON ANYTHING WOULD BE MY OWN ASSASSINATION.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: YEAH, IF YOU ARE IN
A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP, LISTEN UP.
ENGINEERS IN CHINA HAVE INVENTED A KISSING DEVICE THAT CONNECTS
TO YOUR PHONE. IT MIMICS THE LIP ACTIONS OF
YOUR PARTNER TO MAKE IT FEEL HERE IT IS IN ACTION.
♪ ♪ [LAUGHTER]
IT SEEMS LIKE A FUN PHONE ATTACHMENT.
UNTIL YOUR BOSS CALLS. IT MIMICS THE PRESSURE,
MOVEMENT, AND TEMPERATURE OF YOUR PARTNER'S MOUTH.
YOU KNOW. FOR "KISSING."
[LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THE KISSING DEVICE, IT COMES IN TWO
STYLES. REGULAR -- "SAM ELLIOT."
AND THAT'S "THE NEWS!" WHEN WE COME BACK, DAVE BAUTISTA
AND JENNY SLATE ARE HERE WITH A SKETCH FOR YOU ALL.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: WHAT HAVE WE GOT
TODAY? >> Dave: SUSPECT IN A STRING OF
HIGH-END JEWELRY STORE ROBBERIES.
WE NEED A CONFESSION IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT
STICK. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO GOOD
COP, BAD COP? AND WE'RE OUTTA HERE BEFORE
LUNCH. >> James: GOOD COP, BAD COP.
PERFECT. HEY, I WAS JUST THINKING.
JUST A THOUGHT. MAYBE I COULD TRY BEING THE BAD
COP THIS TIME. BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS DO IT.
AND I'M JUST THINKING, MAYBE I GIVE IT A LITTLE TRY.
>> Dave: YOU WANT TO BE THE BAD COP?
>> James: WELL, DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.
>> Dave: NO, NO, I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
YOU GO BAD COP. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK.
LET'S DO THIS. BRING HER IN!
>> James: WAIT! OKAY, BRING HER IN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jenny: THANK YOU.
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING FOR YOU. BUT YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GIRL.
I WAS AT HOME LAST NIGHT WASHING MY HAIR.
>> Dave: WELL, THAT MAY BE. MY ASSOCIATE AND I ARE GOING TO
ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS. ANSWER HONESTLY, AND WE'LL DO
OUR BEST TO HELP YOU OUT. >> Jenny: YOU CAN ASK WHATEVER
YOU WANT, BUT YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.
>> James: I HATE CRIME. I HATE CRIME SO MUCH I COULD
SHOUT. >> Jenny: IS HE OKAY?
>> Dave: HE'S A LOOSE CANNON. YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE HIM MAD.
>> Jenny: I DON'T WANT TO MAKE HIM MAD?
BECAUSE IT SORT OF FEELS LIKE -- THAT'S FINE.
>> Dave: WE THINK YOU MIGHT BE CONNECTED TO A STRING OF JEWELRY
STORE ROBBERIES. >> Jenny: [LAUGHS]
OH, MY GOODNESS, NO. THAT COULD NOT BE ME.
IT COULD NOT BE ME. I DON'T REALLY WEAR JEWELRY, IT
GIVES ME A RASH. >> James: OH YOU WANT TO PLAY IT
COOL, HUH? TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL?
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? WE KNOW YOU WERE --
WE KNOW YOU WERE THERE. STOP PLAYING GAMES, SISTER.
YOU THINK YOU'RE A TOUGH NUT? YOU THINK YOU'RE A TOUGH NUT?
WELL, GUESS WHAT. WELL, GUESS WHAT.
TURNS OUT I'M A NUTCRACKER AND IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR A SNACK!
[LAUGHTER] >> Jenny: I'M SORRY.
>> Dave: EXCUSE US A MOMENT. >> Jenny: THAT'S FINE.
>> James: HOW AM I DOING? I THINK SHE'S ABOUT TO BREAK.
>> Dave: TOTALLY, TOTALLY. IF I HAD TO GIVE YOU A NOTE, I'D
SAY TURN UP THE INTIMIDATION FACTOR.
RIGHT NOW IT'S MORE OF A GOOD COP, WEIRD COP.
>> James: LET THE TIGER OUT OF THE CAGE.
GOT IT. >> Dave: DON'T DO THAT.
>> James: I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT OVER THERE, I AM DOING IT
WITH YOU. >> Jenny: DID YOU FIGURE OUT
HOW YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME TALK?
>> Dave: WE'VE GOT WITNESSES PUTTING YOU AT THE SCENE OF THE
CRIME. WE'VE GOT YOUR PRINTS AT THE
JEWELRY STORE. YOU DO NOT HURT ANYONE?
SO WE CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU. >> James: WE KNOW IT WAS YOU!
CONFESS! YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY!
[LAUGHTER] >> Jenny: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> James: IS IT BLEEDING? >> Jenny: IT IS NOT BLEEDING.
>> James: IT SMELLS LIKE IT IS BLEEDING.
ARE YOU SURE? >> Dave: OKAY, BUDDY.
LETS GET BACK INTO IT. >> James: OKAY, YEAH, RAHHHHHHH!
>> Dave: YOU BETTER DO WHAT HE SAYS!
HE'S CRAZY! I CAN'T CONTROL HIM WHEN HE GETS
LIKE THIS! >> Jenny: OKAY, COME ON, I
DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE, BUT I THINK THAT YOU CAN CONTROL
HIM. >> James: CONTROL ME?
OKAY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH. LET'S --
[LAUGHTER] LET ME DO IT!
I CAN DO IT!
>> Jenny: YOU'VE GOT IT. YOU'VE GOT IT!
[LAUGHTER] >> James: I'M NOT GOING TO,
WHY WOULD I FLIP IT? I DON'T WANT TO DAMAGE A NICE
TABLE. NOT THE TABLE'S FAULT YOU STOLE
A LOAD OF JEWELRY. >> Jenny: IS THIS "TAKE YOUR KID
TO WORK DAY" OR SOMETHING? >> James: NO!
THAT'S IN APRIL. IDIOT.
>> Dave: EXCUSE US ONE MORE TIME.
BUDDY, YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB, I'M HONESTLY STANDING
THERE LIKE -- WOW -- THIS GUY IS AN ACTUAL PSYCHO.
>> James: I DID A LOT OF THEATER IN HIGH SCHOOL.
>> Dave: NO, YOU CAN TELL. >> James: SOUND OF MUSIC, AND
STUFF LIKE THAT. "ANNIE."
>> Dave: I THINK WE'VE ALMOST GOT HER.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD SMACK ME AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
SHOW HER HOW CRAZY YOU ARE. >> James: I DON'T WANT TO HURT
YOU. >> Dave: I THINK I'LL BE OKAY.
>> James: YOU'RE SO BRAVE. GET READY, GET READY.
>> Jenny: OKAY, DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU CAN PICK UP THE PACE?
I'VE GOT A DATE WITH YOUR MOTHER LATER, AND I'D HATE TO MAKE HER
WAIT. >> Dave: I THINK WE GOT OFF ON
THE WRONG FOOT. CAN I GET YOU SOME WATER?
>> Jenny: I'D PREFER A GLASS OF ROSE, OR AN ORANGE WINE, BUT
I'LL TAKE WATER IF YOU HAVE IT. >> Dave: PARTNER, GET THE LADY A
GLASS OF WATER. LOOK, I'M FRIENDS WITH THE DA,
IF YOU PLAY BALL WITH US, YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT 18 MONTHS...
>> Jenny: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> James: BECAUSE I'M CRAZY!
NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU SCUMBAG.
>> Dave: EASY PARTNER. >> James: LET ME ADD HER, LET
ME ADD HER! THE RED MIST IS COMING DOWN AND
I'M HOWLING AT THE MOON! I WILL FINISH YOU!
>> Jenny: AM I BEING PRANKED? [LAUGHTER]
>> Dave: WE'RE SWITCHING PLACES. I'M GOING BAD COP, YOU'RE GOING
TO STAY HERE AND JUST BE QUIET. >> James: I THINK I HAVE HER
ON THE ROPES. >> Dave: BUT NOTHING!
GET IT TOGETHER. OKAY, YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD
WAY? >> Jenny: OKAY, I DID IT!
IT WAS ME! I CONFESS!
>> James: OH COME ON! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JENNY
JENNY SLATE AND DAVE BAUTISTA! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
>> James: WELCOME BACK, LET'S MEET OUR GUEST TONIGHT!
SHE'S THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF "HISTORY OF THE
WORLD: PART 2." PLEASE WELCOME WANDA SYKES!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Reggie: IT'S WANDA SYKES!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
>> James: HE'S THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF "ANIMAL
CONTROL." JOEL McHale!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Reggie: IT'S JOEL McHALE!
>> James: HOW ARE YOU? HAVE A SEAT!
BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE ARE VERY HAPPY THAT YOU ARE
HERE. >> Joel: DID YOU THINK WAS
COMING TONIGHT? >> James: YOU KNOW EACH OTHER,
YOU MUST HAVE MET BEFORE? >> Joel: WE DATED FOR YEARS
AGO. IT IS TO BE ON I DID NOT SEE
THAT COMING. RIGHT.
>> Joel: NO, WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER, WHEN I USED TO WORK
AT THE NETWORK. YES, SHOTS FIRED.
AND WE MET IN THE HALLWAY AND I WAS SO EXCITED TO MEET TO YOU
AND YOU RODE ON THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER AND I WAS
LIKE, I WATCHED IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
AND THAT'S WHY I DID IT WORD FOR WORD.
>> Wanda: YES, WE DID MEET IN THE LOBBY OF THAT BUILDING AND I
WAS EXCITED TO MEET YOU. A FAN OF JOEL, AND I SAID,
HEADACHE. AND HE SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE? CAN I SAY WE ARE GOING TO PITCH
A SHOW. AND HE SAID "GET OUT."
>> Joel: AND THAT SPACE IS NOW AN EQUINOX GYM.
I'M NOT KIDDING. >> James: ABSOLUTELY KNEW.
I MEAN, WANDA, WE ARE ALL HUGE FANS OF YEARS.
I'M THRILLED AND OVERWHELMED EVERY TIME I CAN BEGIN YOUR
MADE IT HERE IN ONE PIECE, BECAUSE YOUR WIFE IS ALWAYS
TRYING TO GET YOU TO DO DANGEROUS THINGS.
>> Wanda: YES. >> James: WHAT THINGS ARE WE
TALKING ABOUT? WHAT WAS THE MOST RECENT?
>> Wanda: THE MOST RECENT WE WERE IN FRANCE, AND NOT THAT
FRANCE IS DANGEROUS. >> Joel: IT IS ALL IS ALL AND
PASTOR I ASKED. IT IS SO DANGEROUS.
>> Wanda: BUT WE WERE IN THE SOUTH, NOT THE SOUTH WHERE YOU
CAN GO OH, -- IT WAS SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH AND IT WAS A MUSIC
PARK, IT WAS A ROLLER COASTER, BUT IT WAS THE CRAZY MOUSE WHERE
IT IS BASICALLY YOU ARE ON A COAT HANGER, AND --
YES, JUST AROUND TAKING SHARP TURNS AND HE FALL OVER, AND THEY
TALKED ME INTO GETTING ON THIS. AND USUALLY I DON'T DO THIS.
IT HAS TO BE LIKE A BIG -- LIKE DISNEY, SOMEWHERE I CAN SUE
IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG. [APPLAUSE]
'S BE ON VERY WISE. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> Joel: YOU WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE TO GO TO
A [BLEEP] AMUSEMENT PARK. >> Wanda: THANK YOU, THAT'S
WHAT I TRIED TO TELL MY WIFE, SHE COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF TO
KILL ME. >> James: SHE GOT YOU ON A
ROLLER COASTER, AND YOU CERTAINLY LOOK LIKE YOU ARE
HAVING A GOOD TIME. LOOK AT THAT!
>> Wanda: THAT IS MY GOOD TIME FACE.
>> James: SPEAKING OF DANGER, JOEL, YOU HAVE NOT HAD THE BEST
OF LUCK RECENTLY WITH AUTOMOBILES, IS THIS RIGHT?
WHAT HAS HAPPENED? >> Joel: I BOUGHT TWITTER LAST
YEAR, AND -- WE DO HAVE A TESLA THAT HAS YOU KNOW, THE DOORS AND
MY WIFE DROVE INTO OUR GARAGE FULL SPEED.
WITH ONE OF THOSE DOORS OPEN. THIS WAS YEARS AGO, AND THEN SHE
CALLED ME AND SHE WAS LIKE, NOBODY IS HURT.
>> James: NEVER A GREAT OPENING LINE.
>> Joel: AND THEN TWO YEARS AGO, SHE DID IT AGAIN, RIPPED
OFF THE SAME DOOR. >> Wanda: IS IT LIKE A
PROTEST? IT'S LIKE A DEMONSTRATION.
>> Joel: IT IS A VERY EXPENSIVE PROTEST.
SO I JUST SAW THE DOORS OFF. AND IT'S A BEACH CAR NOW.
LOOK, IT IS REALLY COOL FOR A WHILE AND THEN --
>> James: IT IS COOL FOR ABOUT 45 SECONDS AND THEN HE REALIZED,
OH, NO. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
>> Wanda: ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE KNOW YOU AND THEY WANT AN
AUTOGRAPH AND YOU ARE LIKE I'M IN A RUSH, NO, I'VE REALLY GOT
TO GO! I REALLY GOT TO GO!
[APPLAUSE] >> James: JOEL, LET'S TALK
ABOUT "ANIMAL CONTROL," CONGRATS ON THE SHOW!
A LOT OF FANS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Joel: YOU HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN IT?
>> James: TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.
>> Joel: WELL, IF YOU HAVE A RACCOON OR A SNAKE, WHICH I KNOW
YOU LOVE. LIKE A COYOTE IN YOUR GUARD,
THESE PEOPLE COME AND TAKE THEM AWAY.
IT'S NOT A DOCUMENTARY, IT'S A WORKPLACE COMEDY AND IS ABOUT
KIND OF WHAT HAPPENS -- OUR RELATIONSHIPS AND THEN REMOVING
RABBITS THAT MIGHT BE DOSED WITH MUSHROOMS.
>> James: LOTS OF ANIMALS AROUND, OBVIOUSLY
"ANIMAL CONTROL." HOW ARE YOU WITH ANIMALS?
WOULD YOU BE ATTRACTED TO SUCH AN ENVIRONMENT?
>> Wanda: OH, GOD, NO. I'M NOT GOOD WITH WILD ANIMALS.
DOMESTICATED, YES, BUT NO. ESPECIALLY, I'M TERRIFIED OF
SNAKES. >> Joel: WHAT ABOUT A
DOMESTICATED SNAKE? >> Wanda: THERE IS NO SUCH
THING, THAT'S JUST DUMB. GET A SNAKE, NO, THAT'S DUMB.
YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT. IT'S GOT TO HAVE LEGS TO BE A
PET. >> James: BUT NOW THAT YOU
HAVE JOEL'S NUMBER, I MEAN, YOU ARE QUITE THE SNAKE WRANGLER,
THIS IS RIGHT? >> Joel: AND THERE IS A
RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME, SO I CAN'T GIVE HER MY NUMBER
TECHNICALLY, I LOVE ALL OF THAT STUFF.
>> Wanda: REALLY? >> Joel: YES, IT MAKES ME
AROUSED. IT IS WEIRD.
>> James: WE HAVE A VIDEO HERE, THIS IS JOEL McHALE
WRANGLING A SNAKE, HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> YET, I DON'T THINK HE CAN FLIP OUT, RIGHT?
>> Joel: YEAH, THAT IS A RATTLESNAKE.
YEAH. YOU ARE GOING TO SEE MY OUTFIT
AND IT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE LESS --
>> WOW. >> Joel: THERE IT IS PRETTY
LIKE HOW I DRESS LIKE A BIKER? YEAH, SO YES!
[APPLAUSE] SO WHEN YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA
THERE SNAKES EVERYWHERE, AND RATTLESNAKES EVERYWHERE.
AND THAT WAS WRAPPED AROUND HER LITTLE TOY BASKETBALL HOOP.
AND YES, TERRIBLE AT BASKETBALL. [LAUGHTER]
SO I LOVE ALL OF THAT STUFF, MY COUSIN TAUGHT ME HOW TO CATCH
SNAKES WAY BACK WHEN AND THEN I BECAME THE SNAKE WRANGLER OF THE
NEIGHBORHOOD, SO IT WOULD CAPTURE THEM AND THEN GO INTO
GRIFFITH PARK AND GO, HEY, TOURISTS!
[LAUGHTER] NO, I WOULD RELEASE THEM BACK
INTO THE WILD. >> James: THIS IS WHY YOU ARE
THE PERFECT MAN TO LEAD A HIT SHOW AS "ANIMAL CONTROL," LET'S
LOOK, A CLIP FROM "ANIMAL CONTROL" THAT AIRS
THURSDAYS AT 9:00 ON FOX. >> RESIDENTS FOUR TO FIVE KNOLL
DRIVE, HOMEOWNER. >> TRUCK RESPONDING.
>> A LOT OF SIGHTINGS LATELY, IT'S SOME BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS, SEA
38, MAJESTIC. >> HE'S PROBABLY JUST HUNGRY.
>> THIS IS NOT A CUTE LITTLE KID, YOU KNOW THAT?
A COUGAR ATTACKED AN OFFICER, BROKE HIS RIB CAGE AND ATE HIS
LUNGS. >> OH, MY GOD, DID HE SURVIVE?
WITHOUT LUNGS? >> YEP, FINISHED THIRD AT THE
NEW YORK MARATHON. >> James: STICK AROUND, MORE
WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK!
>> UNTOUCHED BEAUTY, PRIVATE BEACHES.
>> WILD BIRDS. JOIN ME, AMELIA ERHARD TO END
THIS A [BLEEP] PARADISE WHERE WE ARE FULLY OPEN, OPEN BAR.
THE TRIANGLE IS A GIFT TO WOMEN LIKE ME, JUST ASK MY ROOMMATE
BESSIE COLEMAN. >> IT'S A PILOT'S PARADISE.
>> BESSIE, WHEN DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE A PILOT?
>> I FELT MY FIRST LONGING FOR THE AIR WHEN I WAS IN
SIXTH GRADE. [APPLAUSE]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
>> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "HISTORY OF
THE WORLD: PART 2," WHICH PREMIERES MARCH 6TH ON HULU.
CONGRATS ON THE SHOW, WHICH YOU PRODUCED, WROTE, AND STAR IN.
REGGIE IS IN IT AS WELL. TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S ABOUT,
AND WHO YOU PLAY. AND TELL US WHO ELSE IS AN IT.
>> Wanda: WELL, MEL BROOKS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YOU KNOW -- >> James: YOU CAN TELL THAT
THIS ROOM IS FULL OF MEL BROOKS FANS!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Wanda: HE CREATED "HISTORY
OF THE WORLD PART ONE" IT WAS A FILM.
AND SO HE IS STILL FUNNY AND RELEVANT AND HE WANTED TO DO A
SERIES "HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART TWO, BUT AS ED TV SERIES,
AND CONTACTED NICK KROLL [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND HE CALLED ME IN, AND THEN IT'S JUST A REALLY FUNNY AND,
SKETCHES, BUT THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT LONGER,
BUT WE REMAIN TRUE TO THE MOVIE, INSTEAD OF ONE BIG MOVIE IT'S
LIKE PLAYED OUT OVER, OH NO, EIGHT EPISODES.
>> James: YOU ARE BOTH INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL STAND-UPS,
YOU PLAY BIG SHOWS, AND WHAT IS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS THAT
HAS EVERHAPPENED TO YOU AT ONE OF YOUR SHOWS?
>> Joel: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT LIKE THE NUMBER --
I WILL NEVER FORGET IN NAPLES, FLORIDA, SO ALREADY --
A WOMAN, SHE WAS ENJOYING THE SHOW AND THEN JUST FULLY JUST
WHIZZED. ALL OF THE URINE CAME OUT OF
HER. AND I WAS LIKE I DID NOT REALIZE
YOU ARE THAT DRUNK. AND SHE SAID NOW YOU KNOW.
AND HER FRIENDS QUIETLY GOT UP AND LEFT AND THERE WAS JUST SO
MUCH SMELL OF ASPARAGUS. [LAUGHTER]
TOO SOON? AND SO IT WAS NOT PROVOCATIVE,
LIKE CAME UP AND TRY TO SWING AT ME, BUT JUST LIKE, SHE WAS LIKE
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. JUST ENJOYING THE SHOW.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, WHAT IS A WILD THING THAT IS
HAPPENING YOU? >> Wanda: THIS WAS RECENTLY I
WAS IN, I BELIEVE IT WAS MEMPHIS AND THE SHOW IS GOING WELL, AND
THEY WERE YELLING AT ME FROM OVER THIS SIDE OF THE STAGE,
WHAT'S GOING ON. IT WAS LIKE, YOU NEED A
PARAMEDIC! AND I MIGHT, OKAY, CAN YOU GET
THE HOUSE LIGHTS UP. MY SECURITY WENT OVER AND I WAS
LIKE IS THERE A DOCTOR? AND WENT OVER AND THIS GUY
APPARENTLY HAD A LOT TO DRINK, THERE'S ALWAYS ALCOHOL INVOLVED.
AND HE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT HE PUKED, HE VOMITTED.
AND HE WAS CHOKING. >> Joel: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A
GOOD JOKE. >> James: YES, THE BEST
REVIEW. I MADE A MAN VOMIT AND HE
LAUGHED SO MUCH HE CHOKED ON IT. >> Joel: SEE WANDA SYKES NOW,
YOU WILL GET SICK AND ALMOST DIED.
>> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A GUEST FOR OUR GUESTS THIS
EVENING? >> Reggie: YES, I DO.
HOLD ON A SECOND, LET ME LEAN ON THIS PROPERLY, IN YOUR CAREERS,
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED ANYTHING SO STRANGE YOU HAVE NEVER TALKED
ABOUT IT? >> Wanda: IF I SEE SOMETHING
CRAZY, I AM SAYING SOMETHING. I'M [BLEEP] ALL OVER THAT.
IF I SEE SOMETHING, I AM ON IT. >> Joel: ONE TIME I WAS
LANDING IN FLORIDA, AGAIN. [LAUGHTER]
AND THE PILOT JUST WENT, IF YOU LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW THE SPACE
SHUTTLE IS TAKING OFF. AND IT WAS.
[LAUGHTER] AND I SAID, TELL NO ONE OF THIS.
IT IS TOO WEIRD. BUT THAT REALLY HAPPENED.
>> Reggie: THAT WAS HOPEFULLY THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR.
THANKS. >> James: IT WAS ABSOLUTELY
CORRECT! WANDA SYKES, JOEL McHALE!
TOMORROW X TOGETHER ARE HERE WHEN WE COME BACK!
>> James: WELCOME BACK. HERE WITH THE U.S.
TELEVISION DEBUT OF THEIR SMASH HIT "SUGAR RUSH RIDE" FROM THEIR
EP "THE NAME CHAPTER: TEMPTATION," WHICH IS OUT RIGHT
NOW. PLEASE WELCOME, TOMORROW X
TOGETHER! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[K-POP MUSIC PLAYS] ♪ YEAH, AHH ♪
♪ AYY, LET'S GO ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ WHEN YOU GET BACK ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER, ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ THE SUGAR RUSH ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ SWEET DESIRE ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ LIAR ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ I CAN FEEL ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ DEVILISH SMILE ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ THE DEVIL SAID ♪ ♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME
MORE ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR RUSH-USH-UH, SUGAR RUSH-USH
SUGAR RUSH-USH-SHA ♪ ♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME
MORE ♪ ♪ SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR
RUSH-USH-UH, SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR RUSH-USH-SHA ♪
[SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ YOU'RE SO ADDICTIVE ♪
[SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER, ♪
[SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ THE SUGAR RUSH ♪
[SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ SWEET DESIRE ♪
[SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ LIAR ♪
♪ I CAN FEEL ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ DEVILISH SMILE ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ THE DEVIL SAID ♪ ♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME
MORE ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
♪ SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR RUSH-USH-UH, SUGAR RUSH-USH
SUGAR RUSH-USH-SHA ♪ ♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME
MORE ♪ ♪ SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR
RUSH-USH-UH, SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR RUSH-USH-SHA ♪
[SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ LIAR SUGAR ♪
♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME MORE ♪
[SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ DESIRE SUGAR ♪
♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME MORE ♪
[SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ LIAR
[SINGING IN KOREAN] SUGAR ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: OH, MY WORD!
WHAT ABOUT THAT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TOMORROW X TOGETHER! YOU CAN CATCH THEM ON TOUR
STARTING NEXT MONTH. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
THAT WAS GREAT, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
THAT WAS AMAZING.
TOMORROW NIGHT: NIALL HORAN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS, NATE
BARGATZE, AND MUSIC FROM SCARLET OPERA.
WE HOPE YOU WILL JOIN US THEN! REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.