1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,004 ♪ ♪ >> Reggie: ♪ ARE YOU READY TO 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:09,843 HAVE SOME FUN ♪ ♪ WE WILL TONIGHT ♪ 3 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:17,084 ♪ IT'S OUT OF SIGHT ♪ ♪ AND IT'S GOING TO BE ALL R 4 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:18,819 ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪ 5 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:23,457 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN COME ALL THE WAY FROM INSIDE A BEAUTIFUL 6 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:28,428 ANIMATION FROM A GUY NAMED DANNY, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, 7 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:40,841 THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMENS CORDENES! 8 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:45,746 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: THANK YOU! 9 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:49,917 WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW"! THANKS FOR BEING HERE! 10 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:55,088 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY! APPRECIATE YOU! 11 00:00:55,088 --> 00:01:01,555 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW 12 00:01:01,555 --> 00:01:03,208 TONIGHT. SHE IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING 13 00:01:03,208 --> 00:01:05,577 COMEDIAN, PRODUCER, WRITER, ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "BLACK-ISH," 14 00:01:05,577 --> 00:01:07,913 "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM," AND "THE UPSHAWS" PART THREE IS AVAILABLE 15 00:01:07,913 --> 00:01:15,720 RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX. WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER. 16 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,991 THE ALWAYS BRILLIANT WANDA SYKES IS HERE TONIGHT! 17 00:01:19,991 --> 00:01:24,329 CHAIR HEY, HOW ARE YOU? >> Wanda: HEY. 18 00:01:24,329 --> 00:01:27,899 A >> James: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? >> Wanda: I'M JUST FIXING MY 19 00:01:27,899 --> 00:01:30,302 SHOE. >> James: OKAY, SORRY TO CATCH 20 00:01:30,302 --> 00:01:33,572 YOU IN SUCH A PREDICAMENT, HOW ARE YOU? 21 00:01:33,572 --> 00:01:38,176 >> Wanda: ACTUALLY, I ALSO SLEEP IN THAT POSITION. 22 00:01:38,176 --> 00:01:41,479 YES, BECAUSE I HAVE SINUS PROBLEMS, AND YOU SLEEP LIKE 23 00:01:41,479 --> 00:01:45,550 THIS. >> James: A BRINGS ALL OF THE 24 00:01:45,550 --> 00:01:47,719 SINUS FORWARD. THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW. 25 00:01:47,719 --> 00:01:51,990 AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE WHEN YOU ARE HERE ON THE SHOW, IT'S 26 00:01:51,990 --> 00:01:55,260 ALWAYS HILARITY BUT COMES FROM A PLACE OF FACT AND HEALTH FOR US 27 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:57,228 ALL TO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. 28 00:01:57,228 --> 00:02:03,068 AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YOU. WANDA SYKES EVERYBODY! 29 00:02:03,068 --> 00:02:04,002 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HE'S AN EMMY-NOMINATED 30 00:02:04,002 --> 00:02:04,970 ACTOR AND HOST. YOU KNOW HIM FROM "COMMUNITY," 31 00:02:04,970 --> 00:02:06,438 "THE SOUP" AND HIS HILARIOUS NEW SHOW "ANIMAL CONTROL" ON FOX. 32 00:02:06,438 --> 00:02:14,412 WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH ON THIS SHOW, AND IT'S BEEN A WHILE 33 00:02:14,412 --> 00:02:19,050 SINCE HE HAS BEEN HERE. THE MAJESTIC, JOEL McHale! 34 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:27,225 OKAY, HANG ON! JOEL! 35 00:02:27,225 --> 00:02:30,729 >> Joel: WHAT'S UP? TO BE ON WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 36 00:02:30,729 --> 00:02:35,166 >> Joel: I KNOW THAT YOU'RE TAKING OFF PRETTY SOON, SO -- 37 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:38,503 >> James: DID YOU ASK PERMISSION BEFORE? 38 00:02:38,503 --> 00:02:41,673 >> Joel: YES, I THINK SO. I THINK WE DID. 39 00:02:41,673 --> 00:02:45,310 WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> James: IT DOES NOT MATTER, 40 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:49,481 WE ARE HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE! A JOEL McHALE! 41 00:02:49,481 --> 00:02:57,822 AND THIS IS EXCITING. I WILL MULTIPLATINUM SELLING BOY 42 00:02:57,822 --> 00:03:02,193 BAND FROM SOUTH KOREA, ONE OF THE HOTTEST BANDS ON PLANET 43 00:03:02,193 --> 00:03:10,301 EARTH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 44 00:03:10,301 --> 00:03:12,570 GUYS, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE EXCITED TO SEE THEM. 45 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:18,743 I KNOW THAT YOU ARE EXCITED TO SEE ME. 46 00:03:18,743 --> 00:03:24,249 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I KNOW THERE ARE PROBABLY A LOT 47 00:03:24,249 --> 00:03:27,085 OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW. OH, OH, MY GOD, HE IS GOING TO 48 00:03:27,085 --> 00:03:32,190 STOP HOSTING THE SHOW, I GET IT, I GET THAT YOU WANT TO SHOW THAT 49 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:35,460 EXCITEMENT, BUT PLEASE SHOW RESPECT TO THE BAND, AND DON'T 50 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:39,397 MAKE THIS ALL ABOUT ME, OKAY? AND THEIR NEW EP 51 00:03:39,397 --> 00:03:40,565 "THE NAME CHAPTER: TEMPTATION" DEBUTED AT NUMBER ONE ON THE 52 00:03:40,565 --> 00:03:44,102 BILLBOARD 200 CHART. WE ARE THRILLED AND HONORED TO 53 00:03:44,102 --> 00:03:49,641 HAVE THEM WITH US, THE SUPERB, TOMORROW X TOGETHER! 54 00:03:49,641 --> 00:03:52,043 THEY ARE HERE TONIGHT! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 55 00:03:52,043 --> 00:03:59,384 ♪ ♪ THERE THEY ARE! 56 00:03:59,384 --> 00:04:02,554 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE 57 00:04:02,554 --> 00:04:12,931 TO TODAY, GUYS! TOMORROW X TOGETHER! 58 00:04:12,931 --> 00:04:13,898 THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW," ROLL THE TITLE! 59 00:04:13,898 --> 00:04:21,806 ♪ ♪ ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪ 60 00:04:21,806 --> 00:04:29,581 ♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW" WOO! ♪ 61 00:04:29,581 --> 00:04:35,286 ♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪ ♪ IT'S THE "THE LATE LATE 62 00:04:35,286 --> 00:04:38,757 SHOW" ♪ >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH, I 63 00:04:38,757 --> 00:04:43,461 DON'T THINK WE HAVE HAD THAT ENERGY AND THE STUDIO, SINCE 64 00:04:43,461 --> 00:04:49,134 WHAT? >> PROBABLY SINCE ONE DIRECTION! 65 00:04:49,134 --> 00:04:52,771 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: I AM SO EXCITED TO 66 00:04:52,771 --> 00:04:55,680 SEE JOEL McHALE! WE WENT THROUGH A STAGE WHERE 67 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,016 JOEL McHALE WAS HERE A LOT AND THEN THE PANDEMIC HAPPEN, IT'S 68 00:04:58,016 --> 00:05:00,151 THE FIRST TIME HE HAS BEEN HERE IN SUCH A LONG TIME AND HE HAS 69 00:05:00,151 --> 00:05:04,489 THE LOVELIEST MAN. >> Ian: THAT'S WHO THE CROWD 70 00:05:04,489 --> 00:05:08,760 IS SCREAMING FOR, RIGHT? >> James: CORRECT. 71 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:13,197 IT IS THAT TIME, IT IS TIME FOR "THE NEWS." 72 00:05:13,197 --> 00:05:14,599 AND THERE'S SOME BIG WEATHER-RELATED NEWS FROM RIGHT 73 00:05:14,599 --> 00:05:15,900 HERE IN LOS ANGELES. OVER THE WEEKEND, SOUTHERN 74 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:20,638 CALIFORNIA EXPERIENCED MASSIVE WINTER STORMS -- WITH THE 75 00:05:20,638 --> 00:05:24,742 HOLLYWOOD SIGN EVEN GETTING A LIGHT DUSTING OF SNOW. 76 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:29,380 LOOK AT THAT. IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IN 77 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:33,117 HOLLYWOOD SNEEZED AT THE SAME TIME. 78 00:05:33,117 --> 00:05:39,524 EVERYONE IN MALIBU WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD I JUST HAD THE MOST 79 00:05:39,524 --> 00:05:46,130 AHHHHHMAZING COLD PLUNGE." >> Ian: YOU KNOW IT IS 80 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:50,935 AMAZING? THESE ARE BOTH VERY COLD PLACES, 81 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:52,303 AND I HAVE LOST ANY ABILITY TO DEAL WITH IT. 82 00:05:52,303 --> 00:05:55,580 >> James: IT IS YOUR BLOOD, IT WARMS UP. 83 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:59,951 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. >> Ian: BUT IT WAS LIKE 84 00:05:59,951 --> 00:06:04,022 54 DEGREES, AND ORGAN WOULD BE THE NICEST DAY UNTIL JULY. 85 00:06:04,022 --> 00:06:08,192 >> James: AND OREGON YOU ARE ALIKE, WHERE ARE MY SHADES? 86 00:06:08,192 --> 00:06:12,597 >> Ian: HERE I AM LOOKING FOR A ST. BERNARD WITH LIKE WHISKEY 87 00:06:12,597 --> 00:06:14,499 AROUND HIS NECK. >> James: MOVING ON, NEW 88 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:19,637 INTELLIGENCE HAS PROMPTED THE ENERGY DEPARTMENT TO CONCLUDE 89 00:06:19,637 --> 00:06:23,241 THAT THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC WAS THE MOST LIKELY CAUSED BY AN 90 00:06:23,241 --> 00:06:28,313 ACCIDENTAL LAB LEAK IN CHINA. WHEN REACHED FOR COMMENT, CHINA 91 00:06:28,313 --> 00:06:29,447 WAS LIKE "HA REMEMBER THAT SILLY BALLOON? 92 00:06:29,447 --> 00:06:30,415 WHAT EVEN WAS THAT!? LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT SOME 93 00:06:30,415 --> 00:06:38,523 MORE!" THE CONCLUSION WAS MADE WITH 94 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,525 "LOW CONFIDENCE." THE CONCLUSION HAD LOW 95 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,426 CONFIDENCE. BUT ONCE THE "QUEER EYE" GUYS 96 00:06:41,426 --> 00:06:42,593 GET A HOLD OF IT, GIVE IT A HAIRCUT, TEACH IT HOW TO MAKE 97 00:06:42,593 --> 00:06:47,131 GUACAMOLE. IT'S GOING TO BE A WHOLE NEW 98 00:06:47,131 --> 00:06:49,434 CONCLUSION, JUST YOU WAIT. AND DID YOU SEE THIS? 99 00:06:49,434 --> 00:06:56,541 OVER THE WEEKEND, MEXICO'S PRESIDENT POSTED A PHOTO ON 100 00:06:56,541 --> 00:07:04,949 SOCIAL MEDIA CLAIMING -- AND HE DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE JOKING, 101 00:07:04,949 --> 00:07:06,517 THAT THE PHOTO WAS PROOF OF A MYTHICAL WOODLAND ELF. 102 00:07:06,517 --> 00:07:11,422 HERE'S THE PHOTO HE POSTED. WOW, LOOK AT THAT. 103 00:07:11,422 --> 00:07:19,397 DEFINITELY A MYTHICAL ELF. IT COULDN'T BE ANYTHING ELSE. 104 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,467 I WILL SAY, I AM NOT MAD. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT POLITICIANS 105 00:07:22,467 --> 00:07:25,373 SHOULD BE DOING. I DON'T WANT JOE BIDEN DEALING 106 00:07:25,373 --> 00:07:28,142 WITH INFLATION. I WANT HIM USING THE CIA TO FIND 107 00:07:28,142 --> 00:07:34,549 BIGFOOT. [LAUGHTER] 108 00:07:34,549 --> 00:07:38,452 WHY DO WE NEED TO REPORT THIS? CHRISTMAS IS OVER, THE ELVES ARE 109 00:07:38,452 --> 00:07:45,560 OFF UNTIL AROUND HALLOWEEN. >> Reggie: NOT ONLY THAT, BUT 110 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:55,136 IT'S INSULTING TO ALL JAWAS. BECAUSE IT IS MORE JAWA THAN 111 00:07:55,136 --> 00:07:57,338 ELF. >> James: WHAT IS THE 112 00:07:57,338 --> 00:08:00,741 DIFFERENCE? >> Reggie: LIKE 46% 113 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:07,181 DIFFERENCE. >> James: THAT IS A JAWA. 114 00:08:07,181 --> 00:08:11,352 >> Ian: CAN WE HAVE A GLOBAL CONFERENCE ON WHAT AN ELF IS? 115 00:08:11,352 --> 00:08:15,790 BECAUSE YOU LOOK AT "LORD OF THE RINGS" IF THEY ARE 116 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:17,992 TOLD NORDIC ORLANDO BLOOM LOOKING DUDES, AND THEN 117 00:08:17,992 --> 00:08:21,596 SOMETIMES ELVES ARE THE TINY LITTLE DUDES THAT LOOK LIKE PAUL 118 00:08:21,596 --> 00:08:24,031 GIAMATTI, LIVE IN ENTRY YOU MAKE COOKIES. 119 00:08:24,031 --> 00:08:27,735 AND IT'S LIKE WHAT IS AN ELF? >> James: I THINK THIS IS A 120 00:08:27,735 --> 00:08:29,637 VERY GOOD POINT. I THINK THIS IS A VERY GOOD 121 00:08:29,637 --> 00:08:33,541 POINT. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- 122 00:08:33,541 --> 00:08:40,348 [LAUGHTER] IS THAT AN ELF? 123 00:08:40,348 --> 00:08:45,386 [LAUGHTER] >> Ian: THAT IS A DILF. 124 00:08:45,386 --> 00:08:53,594 >> James: I WILL SAY, ARE THEY ELVES IN "LORD OF THE RINGS?" 125 00:08:53,594 --> 00:08:56,797 >> Ian: YES, THEY ARE ELVES. >> James: ORLANDO BLOOM IS AN 126 00:08:56,797 --> 00:09:01,936 ELF. BUT FRODO IS NOT? 127 00:09:01,936 --> 00:09:09,543 >> Ian: THAT IS A HOBBIT. >> James: HOBBITS PISS ME OFF. 128 00:09:09,543 --> 00:09:12,713 BECAUSE IT IS INCONCEIVABLE TO ME THAT SOMEBODY WOULD GO ON 129 00:09:12,713 --> 00:09:16,384 SUCH A JOURNEY AND NOT GO, SHOULD WE PUT SHOES ON? 130 00:09:16,384 --> 00:09:19,420 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU WOULD NOT DO IT. 131 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:23,357 YOU JUST WOULD NOT DO IT. [APPLAUSE] 132 00:09:23,357 --> 00:09:26,994 PHONE, WALLET, KEY, OKAY, WHERE WE GOING? 133 00:09:26,994 --> 00:09:31,399 FIND A RING, OKAY, GREAT, THEY ARE UPSTAIRS, I'LL JUST GO 134 00:09:31,399 --> 00:09:33,034 WITHOUT THEM. IT'S POINTLESS. 135 00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:41,242 IT MAKES NO [BLEEP] SENSE. >> Ian: EVERYTHING UNTIL THAT 136 00:09:41,242 --> 00:09:42,009 POINT TO -- COMPLETELY REALISTIC. 137 00:09:42,009 --> 00:09:47,615 >> James: WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A DOG TRAINER SENT A 138 00:09:47,615 --> 00:09:52,253 WORLD RECORD WHEN HIS TEAM OF 14 PERFORMING DOGS FORMED A CONGA 139 00:09:52,253 --> 00:09:58,726 LINE. ♪ ♪ 140 00:09:58,726 --> 00:10:00,668 OKAY, IT IS VERY CUTE. YOU ARE RIGHT TO AWW IT. 141 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,782 CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING IN THE PARK WHEN HE IS TRAINING HIS 142 00:10:03,782 --> 00:10:06,117 DOGS TO DO THAT? I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO GRAB MY 143 00:10:06,117 --> 00:10:08,687 KIDS FAST ENOUGH TO GET OUT OF THERE. 144 00:10:08,687 --> 00:10:10,822 THIS IS TRUE, THE PREVIOUS RECORD-HOLDER FOR "WORLD'S 145 00:10:10,822 --> 00:10:14,959 LONGEST DOG CONGA LINE" WAS THE MAN'S OWN DAUGHTER. 146 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:22,567 I MEAN, THIS HOUSEHOLD MUST BE A NON-STOP PARTY! 147 00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:24,703 WHAT KIND OF DAD WOULD GO TO THIS MUCH TROUBLE TO BREAK 148 00:10:24,703 --> 00:10:34,679 HIS OWN DAUGHTER'S RECORD? I'M ASSUMING HER RECORD WAS 13 149 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:39,084 AND HE IS GONE? >> Ian: I GUESS I'M GOING TO 150 00:10:39,084 --> 00:10:41,519 BUY A DOG. >> James: YOU HAVE HOW MANY 151 00:10:41,519 --> 00:10:44,489 CATS DO YOU HAVE NOW? >> Ian: TWO KATZ. 152 00:10:44,489 --> 00:10:47,992 >> James: ANY CHANCE OF GETTING THEM TO FORM A CONGA 153 00:10:47,992 --> 00:10:50,962 LINE? >> Ian: THE CATS FORMING A 154 00:10:50,962 --> 00:10:53,565 CONGA LINE? THE ONLY TIME I COULD GET THEM 155 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:58,937 TO WORK TOGETHER ON ANYTHING WOULD BE MY OWN ASSASSINATION. 156 00:10:58,937 --> 00:11:01,206 [LAUGHTER] >> James: YEAH, IF YOU ARE IN 157 00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:03,842 A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP, LISTEN UP. 158 00:11:03,842 --> 00:11:05,577 ENGINEERS IN CHINA HAVE INVENTED A KISSING DEVICE THAT CONNECTS 159 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:06,978 TO YOUR PHONE. IT MIMICS THE LIP ACTIONS OF 160 00:11:06,978 --> 00:11:14,819 YOUR PARTNER TO MAKE IT FEEL HERE IT IS IN ACTION. 161 00:11:14,819 --> 00:11:26,498 ♪ ♪ [LAUGHTER] 162 00:11:26,498 --> 00:11:28,500 IT SEEMS LIKE A FUN PHONE ATTACHMENT. 163 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:34,739 UNTIL YOUR BOSS CALLS. IT MIMICS THE PRESSURE, 164 00:11:34,739 --> 00:11:37,976 MOVEMENT, AND TEMPERATURE OF YOUR PARTNER'S MOUTH. 165 00:11:37,976 --> 00:11:44,883 YOU KNOW. FOR "KISSING." 166 00:11:44,883 --> 00:11:47,285 [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 167 00:11:47,285 --> 00:11:48,520 IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THE KISSING DEVICE, IT COMES IN TWO 168 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:53,491 STYLES. REGULAR -- "SAM ELLIOT." 169 00:11:53,491 --> 00:12:01,498 AND THAT'S "THE NEWS!" WHEN WE COME BACK, DAVE BAUTISTA 170 00:12:01,498 --> 00:12:04,762 AND JENNY SLATE ARE HERE WITH A SKETCH FOR YOU ALL. 171 00:12:04,762 --> 00:12:05,491 DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 172 00:12:30,571 --> 00:12:31,551 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: WHAT HAVE WE GOT 173 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,578 TODAY? >> Dave: SUSPECT IN A STRING OF 174 00:12:34,578 --> 00:12:37,404 HIGH-END JEWELRY STORE ROBBERIES. 175 00:12:37,404 --> 00:12:39,273 WE NEED A CONFESSION IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT 176 00:12:39,273 --> 00:12:40,508 STICK. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO GOOD 177 00:12:40,508 --> 00:12:46,799 COP, BAD COP? AND WE'RE OUTTA HERE BEFORE 178 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,266 LUNCH. >> James: GOOD COP, BAD COP. 179 00:12:48,266 --> 00:12:53,438 PERFECT. HEY, I WAS JUST THINKING. 180 00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:56,140 JUST A THOUGHT. MAYBE I COULD TRY BEING THE BAD 181 00:12:56,140 --> 00:13:03,314 COP THIS TIME. BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS DO IT. 182 00:13:03,314 --> 00:13:06,984 AND I'M JUST THINKING, MAYBE I GIVE IT A LITTLE TRY. 183 00:13:06,984 --> 00:13:11,489 >> Dave: YOU WANT TO BE THE BAD COP? 184 00:13:11,489 --> 00:13:15,526 >> James: WELL, DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT. 185 00:13:15,526 --> 00:13:16,527 >> Dave: NO, NO, I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 186 00:13:16,527 --> 00:13:17,361 YOU GO BAD COP. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. 187 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,332 LET'S DO THIS. BRING HER IN! 188 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:36,013 >> James: WAIT! OKAY, BRING HER IN! 189 00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:47,860 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jenny: THANK YOU. 190 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:53,042 THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING FOR YOU. BUT YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GIRL. 191 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:57,812 I WAS AT HOME LAST NIGHT WASHING MY HAIR. 192 00:13:57,812 --> 00:14:00,581 >> Dave: WELL, THAT MAY BE. MY ASSOCIATE AND I ARE GOING TO 193 00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:03,451 ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS. ANSWER HONESTLY, AND WE'LL DO 194 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:09,057 OUR BEST TO HELP YOU OUT. >> Jenny: YOU CAN ASK WHATEVER 195 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:15,997 YOU WANT, BUT YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. 196 00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:17,165 >> James: I HATE CRIME. I HATE CRIME SO MUCH I COULD 197 00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:23,571 SHOUT. >> Jenny: IS HE OKAY? 198 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,341 >> Dave: HE'S A LOOSE CANNON. YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE HIM MAD. 199 00:14:26,341 --> 00:14:33,915 >> Jenny: I DON'T WANT TO MAKE HIM MAD? 200 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,484 BECAUSE IT SORT OF FEELS LIKE -- THAT'S FINE. 201 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,719 >> Dave: WE THINK YOU MIGHT BE CONNECTED TO A STRING OF JEWELRY 202 00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:43,558 STORE ROBBERIES. >> Jenny: [LAUGHS] 203 00:14:43,558 --> 00:14:47,028 OH, MY GOODNESS, NO. THAT COULD NOT BE ME. 204 00:14:47,028 --> 00:14:50,698 IT COULD NOT BE ME. I DON'T REALLY WEAR JEWELRY, IT 205 00:14:50,698 --> 00:14:54,369 GIVES ME A RASH. >> James: OH YOU WANT TO PLAY IT 206 00:14:54,369 --> 00:14:57,772 COOL, HUH? TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL? 207 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:02,043 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? WE KNOW YOU WERE -- 208 00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:03,277 WE KNOW YOU WERE THERE. STOP PLAYING GAMES, SISTER. 209 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:08,816 YOU THINK YOU'RE A TOUGH NUT? YOU THINK YOU'RE A TOUGH NUT? 210 00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:10,385 WELL, GUESS WHAT. WELL, GUESS WHAT. 211 00:15:10,385 --> 00:15:18,526 TURNS OUT I'M A NUTCRACKER AND IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR A SNACK! 212 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,695 [LAUGHTER] >> Jenny: I'M SORRY. 213 00:15:20,695 --> 00:15:27,435 >> Dave: EXCUSE US A MOMENT. >> Jenny: THAT'S FINE. 214 00:15:27,435 --> 00:15:28,770 >> James: HOW AM I DOING? I THINK SHE'S ABOUT TO BREAK. 215 00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:37,845 >> Dave: TOTALLY, TOTALLY. IF I HAD TO GIVE YOU A NOTE, I'D 216 00:15:37,845 --> 00:15:39,313 SAY TURN UP THE INTIMIDATION FACTOR. 217 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,582 RIGHT NOW IT'S MORE OF A GOOD COP, WEIRD COP. 218 00:15:41,582 --> 00:15:46,654 >> James: LET THE TIGER OUT OF THE CAGE. 219 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:51,859 GOT IT. >> Dave: DON'T DO THAT. 220 00:15:51,859 --> 00:15:56,697 >> James: I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT OVER THERE, I AM DOING IT 221 00:15:56,697 --> 00:15:57,932 WITH YOU. >> Jenny: DID YOU FIGURE OUT 222 00:15:57,932 --> 00:16:00,635 HOW YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME TALK? 223 00:16:00,635 --> 00:16:01,869 >> Dave: WE'VE GOT WITNESSES PUTTING YOU AT THE SCENE OF THE 224 00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:04,138 CRIME. WE'VE GOT YOUR PRINTS AT THE 225 00:16:04,138 --> 00:16:09,844 JEWELRY STORE. YOU DO NOT HURT ANYONE? 226 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:14,444 SO WE CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU. >> James: WE KNOW IT WAS YOU! 227 00:16:14,444 --> 00:16:22,752 CONFESS! YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY! 228 00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:34,163 [LAUGHTER] >> Jenny: ARE YOU OKAY? 229 00:16:34,163 --> 00:16:38,901 >> James: IS IT BLEEDING? >> Jenny: IT IS NOT BLEEDING. 230 00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:40,670 >> James: IT SMELLS LIKE IT IS BLEEDING. 231 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:44,874 ARE YOU SURE? >> Dave: OKAY, BUDDY. 232 00:16:44,874 --> 00:16:47,310 LETS GET BACK INTO IT. >> James: OKAY, YEAH, RAHHHHHHH! 233 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,111 >> Dave: YOU BETTER DO WHAT HE SAYS! 234 00:16:48,111 --> 00:16:50,012 HE'S CRAZY! I CAN'T CONTROL HIM WHEN HE GETS 235 00:16:50,012 --> 00:16:58,588 LIKE THIS! >> Jenny: OKAY, COME ON, I 236 00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:01,057 DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE, BUT I THINK THAT YOU CAN CONTROL 237 00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:07,263 HIM. >> James: CONTROL ME? 238 00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:10,366 OKAY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH. LET'S -- 239 00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:11,067 [LAUGHTER] LET ME DO IT! 240 00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:21,010 LET ME DO IT! I CAN DO IT! 241 00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:25,982 >> Jenny: YOU'VE GOT IT. YOU'VE GOT IT! 242 00:17:25,982 --> 00:17:27,980 [LAUGHTER] >> James: I'M NOT GOING TO, 243 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:28,764 WHY WOULD I FLIP IT? I DON'T WANT TO DAMAGE A NICE 244 00:17:28,764 --> 00:17:31,778 TABLE. NOT THE TABLE'S FAULT YOU STOLE 245 00:17:31,778 --> 00:17:37,216 A LOAD OF JEWELRY. >> Jenny: IS THIS "TAKE YOUR KID 246 00:17:37,216 --> 00:17:38,951 TO WORK DAY" OR SOMETHING? >> James: NO! 247 00:17:38,951 --> 00:17:43,156 THAT'S IN APRIL. IDIOT. 248 00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:49,896 >> Dave: EXCUSE US ONE MORE TIME. 249 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,230 BUDDY, YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB, I'M HONESTLY STANDING 250 00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:54,801 THERE LIKE -- WOW -- THIS GUY IS AN ACTUAL PSYCHO. 251 00:17:54,801 --> 00:17:57,948 >> James: I DID A LOT OF THEATER IN HIGH SCHOOL. 252 00:17:57,948 --> 00:18:05,589 >> Dave: NO, YOU CAN TELL. >> James: SOUND OF MUSIC, AND 253 00:18:05,589 --> 00:18:17,868 STUFF LIKE THAT. "ANNIE." 254 00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:19,603 >> Dave: I THINK WE'VE ALMOST GOT HER. 255 00:18:19,603 --> 00:18:21,238 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SMACK ME AROUND A LITTLE BIT. 256 00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:22,405 SHOW HER HOW CRAZY YOU ARE. >> James: I DON'T WANT TO HURT 257 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:27,911 YOU. >> Dave: I THINK I'LL BE OKAY. 258 00:18:27,911 --> 00:18:35,051 >> James: YOU'RE SO BRAVE. GET READY, GET READY. 259 00:18:35,051 --> 00:18:39,856 >> Jenny: OKAY, DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU CAN PICK UP THE PACE? 260 00:18:39,856 --> 00:18:44,928 I'VE GOT A DATE WITH YOUR MOTHER LATER, AND I'D HATE TO MAKE HER 261 00:18:44,928 --> 00:18:48,098 WAIT. >> Dave: I THINK WE GOT OFF ON 262 00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:50,433 THE WRONG FOOT. CAN I GET YOU SOME WATER? 263 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:58,475 >> Jenny: I'D PREFER A GLASS OF ROSE, OR AN ORANGE WINE, BUT 264 00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:02,379 I'LL TAKE WATER IF YOU HAVE IT. >> Dave: PARTNER, GET THE LADY A 265 00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:06,686 GLASS OF WATER. LOOK, I'M FRIENDS WITH THE DA, 266 00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:18,949 IF YOU PLAY BALL WITH US, YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT 18 MONTHS... 267 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:23,746 >> Jenny: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> James: BECAUSE I'M CRAZY! 268 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,681 NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU SCUMBAG. 269 00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:33,088 >> Dave: EASY PARTNER. >> James: LET ME ADD HER, LET 270 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:36,091 ME ADD HER! THE RED MIST IS COMING DOWN AND 271 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:42,998 I'M HOWLING AT THE MOON! I WILL FINISH YOU! 272 00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:50,706 >> Jenny: AM I BEING PRANKED? [LAUGHTER] 273 00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:57,613 >> Dave: WE'RE SWITCHING PLACES. I'M GOING BAD COP, YOU'RE GOING 274 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:01,283 TO STAY HERE AND JUST BE QUIET. >> James: I THINK I HAVE HER 275 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:07,089 ON THE ROPES. >> Dave: BUT NOTHING! 276 00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:08,824 GET IT TOGETHER. OKAY, YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD 277 00:20:08,824 --> 00:20:11,427 WAY? >> Jenny: OKAY, I DID IT! 278 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,127 IT WAS ME! I CONFESS! 279 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:15,431 >> James: OH COME ON! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JENNY 280 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:18,617 JENNY SLATE AND DAVE BAUTISTA! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 281 00:20:31,937 --> 00:20:33,850 >> James: WELCOME BACK, LET'S MEET OUR GUEST TONIGHT! 282 00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:37,077 SHE'S THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF "HISTORY OF THE 283 00:20:37,077 --> 00:20:44,718 WORLD: PART 2." PLEASE WELCOME WANDA SYKES! 284 00:20:44,718 --> 00:20:48,989 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Reggie: IT'S WANDA SYKES! 285 00:20:48,989 --> 00:20:54,682 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 286 00:20:54,682 --> 00:20:56,860 >> James: HE'S THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF "ANIMAL 287 00:20:56,860 --> 00:21:02,700 CONTROL." JOEL McHale! 288 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:11,932 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Reggie: IT'S JOEL McHALE! 289 00:21:11,932 --> 00:21:26,960 >> James: HOW ARE YOU? HAVE A SEAT! 290 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:39,398 BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING! 291 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,038 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE ARE VERY HAPPY THAT YOU ARE 292 00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:43,048 HERE. >> Joel: DID YOU THINK WAS 293 00:21:43,048 --> 00:21:49,595 COMING TONIGHT? >> James: YOU KNOW EACH OTHER, 294 00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:52,398 YOU MUST HAVE MET BEFORE? >> Joel: WE DATED FOR YEARS 295 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:55,267 AGO. IT IS TO BE ON I DID NOT SEE 296 00:21:55,267 --> 00:21:57,069 THAT COMING. RIGHT. 297 00:21:57,069 --> 00:21:59,738 >> Joel: NO, WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER, WHEN I USED TO WORK 298 00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:05,210 AT THE NETWORK. YES, SHOTS FIRED. 299 00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:08,747 AND WE MET IN THE HALLWAY AND I WAS SO EXCITED TO MEET TO YOU 300 00:22:08,747 --> 00:22:11,116 AND YOU RODE ON THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER AND I WAS 301 00:22:11,116 --> 00:22:13,319 LIKE, I WATCHED IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 302 00:22:13,319 --> 00:22:18,390 AND THAT'S WHY I DID IT WORD FOR WORD. 303 00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:21,994 >> Wanda: YES, WE DID MEET IN THE LOBBY OF THAT BUILDING AND I 304 00:22:21,994 --> 00:22:25,898 WAS EXCITED TO MEET YOU. A FAN OF JOEL, AND I SAID, 305 00:22:25,898 --> 00:22:29,268 HEADACHE. AND HE SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING 306 00:22:29,268 --> 00:22:31,103 HERE? CAN I SAY WE ARE GOING TO PITCH 307 00:22:31,103 --> 00:22:35,607 A SHOW. AND HE SAID "GET OUT." 308 00:22:35,607 --> 00:22:37,409 >> Joel: AND THAT SPACE IS NOW AN EQUINOX GYM. 309 00:22:37,409 --> 00:22:43,048 I'M NOT KIDDING. >> James: ABSOLUTELY KNEW. 310 00:22:43,048 --> 00:22:46,785 I MEAN, WANDA, WE ARE ALL HUGE FANS OF YEARS. 311 00:22:46,785 --> 00:22:50,956 I'M THRILLED AND OVERWHELMED EVERY TIME I CAN BEGIN YOUR 312 00:22:50,956 --> 00:22:53,625 MADE IT HERE IN ONE PIECE, BECAUSE YOUR WIFE IS ALWAYS 313 00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:56,962 TRYING TO GET YOU TO DO DANGEROUS THINGS. 314 00:22:56,962 --> 00:22:59,064 >> Wanda: YES. >> James: WHAT THINGS ARE WE 315 00:22:59,064 --> 00:23:02,768 TALKING ABOUT? WHAT WAS THE MOST RECENT? 316 00:23:02,768 --> 00:23:05,571 >> Wanda: THE MOST RECENT WE WERE IN FRANCE, AND NOT THAT 317 00:23:05,571 --> 00:23:12,478 FRANCE IS DANGEROUS. >> Joel: IT IS ALL IS ALL AND 318 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,680 PASTOR I ASKED. IT IS SO DANGEROUS. 319 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,384 >> Wanda: BUT WE WERE IN THE SOUTH, NOT THE SOUTH WHERE YOU 320 00:23:18,384 --> 00:23:25,524 CAN GO OH, -- IT WAS SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH AND IT WAS A MUSIC 321 00:23:25,524 --> 00:23:31,363 PARK, IT WAS A ROLLER COASTER, BUT IT WAS THE CRAZY MOUSE WHERE 322 00:23:31,363 --> 00:23:35,768 IT IS BASICALLY YOU ARE ON A COAT HANGER, AND -- 323 00:23:35,768 --> 00:23:40,906 YES, JUST AROUND TAKING SHARP TURNS AND HE FALL OVER, AND THEY 324 00:23:40,906 --> 00:23:44,977 TALKED ME INTO GETTING ON THIS. AND USUALLY I DON'T DO THIS. 325 00:23:44,977 --> 00:23:48,514 IT HAS TO BE LIKE A BIG -- LIKE DISNEY, SOMEWHERE I CAN SUE 326 00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:51,116 IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG. [APPLAUSE] 327 00:23:51,116 --> 00:23:56,822 'S BE ON VERY WISE. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 328 00:23:56,822 --> 00:24:00,626 >> Joel: YOU WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE TO GO TO 329 00:24:00,626 --> 00:24:02,895 A [BLEEP] AMUSEMENT PARK. >> Wanda: THANK YOU, THAT'S 330 00:24:02,895 --> 00:24:05,164 WHAT I TRIED TO TELL MY WIFE, SHE COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF TO 331 00:24:05,164 --> 00:24:09,768 KILL ME. >> James: SHE GOT YOU ON A 332 00:24:09,768 --> 00:24:11,170 ROLLER COASTER, AND YOU CERTAINLY LOOK LIKE YOU ARE 333 00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:17,643 HAVING A GOOD TIME. LOOK AT THAT! 334 00:24:17,643 --> 00:24:21,580 >> Wanda: THAT IS MY GOOD TIME FACE. 335 00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:24,216 >> James: SPEAKING OF DANGER, JOEL, YOU HAVE NOT HAD THE BEST 336 00:24:24,216 --> 00:24:28,987 OF LUCK RECENTLY WITH AUTOMOBILES, IS THIS RIGHT? 337 00:24:28,987 --> 00:24:35,961 WHAT HAS HAPPENED? >> Joel: I BOUGHT TWITTER LAST 338 00:24:35,961 --> 00:24:44,436 YEAR, AND -- WE DO HAVE A TESLA THAT HAS YOU KNOW, THE DOORS AND 339 00:24:44,436 --> 00:24:47,172 MY WIFE DROVE INTO OUR GARAGE FULL SPEED. 340 00:24:47,172 --> 00:24:51,944 WITH ONE OF THOSE DOORS OPEN. THIS WAS YEARS AGO, AND THEN SHE 341 00:24:51,944 --> 00:24:57,983 CALLED ME AND SHE WAS LIKE, NOBODY IS HURT. 342 00:24:57,983 --> 00:25:02,588 >> James: NEVER A GREAT OPENING LINE. 343 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,791 >> Joel: AND THEN TWO YEARS AGO, SHE DID IT AGAIN, RIPPED 344 00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:09,661 OFF THE SAME DOOR. >> Wanda: IS IT LIKE A 345 00:25:09,661 --> 00:25:12,598 PROTEST? IT'S LIKE A DEMONSTRATION. 346 00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:15,300 >> Joel: IT IS A VERY EXPENSIVE PROTEST. 347 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:22,574 SO I JUST SAW THE DOORS OFF. AND IT'S A BEACH CAR NOW. 348 00:25:22,574 --> 00:25:26,745 LOOK, IT IS REALLY COOL FOR A WHILE AND THEN -- 349 00:25:26,745 --> 00:25:31,183 >> James: IT IS COOL FOR ABOUT 45 SECONDS AND THEN HE REALIZED, 350 00:25:31,183 --> 00:25:35,153 OH, NO. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. 351 00:25:35,153 --> 00:25:37,322 >> Wanda: ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE KNOW YOU AND THEY WANT AN 352 00:25:37,322 --> 00:25:43,028 AUTOGRAPH AND YOU ARE LIKE I'M IN A RUSH, NO, I'VE REALLY GOT 353 00:25:43,028 --> 00:25:46,698 TO GO! I REALLY GOT TO GO! 354 00:25:46,698 --> 00:25:53,138 [APPLAUSE] >> James: JOEL, LET'S TALK 355 00:25:53,138 --> 00:25:55,974 ABOUT "ANIMAL CONTROL," CONGRATS ON THE SHOW! 356 00:25:55,974 --> 00:25:58,777 A LOT OF FANS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 357 00:25:58,777 --> 00:26:00,445 >> Joel: YOU HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN IT? 358 00:26:00,445 --> 00:26:05,183 >> James: TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY. 359 00:26:05,183 --> 00:26:08,687 >> Joel: WELL, IF YOU HAVE A RACCOON OR A SNAKE, WHICH I KNOW 360 00:26:08,687 --> 00:26:10,789 YOU LOVE. LIKE A COYOTE IN YOUR GUARD, 361 00:26:10,789 --> 00:26:14,393 THESE PEOPLE COME AND TAKE THEM AWAY. 362 00:26:14,393 --> 00:26:16,295 IT'S NOT A DOCUMENTARY, IT'S A WORKPLACE COMEDY AND IS ABOUT 363 00:26:16,295 --> 00:26:22,401 KIND OF WHAT HAPPENS -- OUR RELATIONSHIPS AND THEN REMOVING 364 00:26:22,401 --> 00:26:26,038 RABBITS THAT MIGHT BE DOSED WITH MUSHROOMS. 365 00:26:26,038 --> 00:26:28,941 >> James: LOTS OF ANIMALS AROUND, OBVIOUSLY 366 00:26:28,941 --> 00:26:31,410 "ANIMAL CONTROL." HOW ARE YOU WITH ANIMALS? 367 00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:34,580 WOULD YOU BE ATTRACTED TO SUCH AN ENVIRONMENT? 368 00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:38,951 >> Wanda: OH, GOD, NO. I'M NOT GOOD WITH WILD ANIMALS. 369 00:26:38,951 --> 00:26:44,089 DOMESTICATED, YES, BUT NO. ESPECIALLY, I'M TERRIFIED OF 370 00:26:44,089 --> 00:26:47,826 SNAKES. >> Joel: WHAT ABOUT A 371 00:26:47,826 --> 00:26:49,294 DOMESTICATED SNAKE? >> Wanda: THERE IS NO SUCH 372 00:26:49,294 --> 00:26:53,231 THING, THAT'S JUST DUMB. GET A SNAKE, NO, THAT'S DUMB. 373 00:26:53,231 --> 00:26:58,904 YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT. IT'S GOT TO HAVE LEGS TO BE A 374 00:26:58,904 --> 00:27:01,173 PET. >> James: BUT NOW THAT YOU 375 00:27:01,173 --> 00:27:04,576 HAVE JOEL'S NUMBER, I MEAN, YOU ARE QUITE THE SNAKE WRANGLER, 376 00:27:04,576 --> 00:27:10,215 THIS IS RIGHT? >> Joel: AND THERE IS A 377 00:27:10,215 --> 00:27:13,185 RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME, SO I CAN'T GIVE HER MY NUMBER 378 00:27:13,185 --> 00:27:17,756 TECHNICALLY, I LOVE ALL OF THAT STUFF. 379 00:27:17,756 --> 00:27:20,258 >> Wanda: REALLY? >> Joel: YES, IT MAKES ME 380 00:27:20,258 --> 00:27:22,628 AROUSED. IT IS WEIRD. 381 00:27:22,628 --> 00:27:27,332 >> James: WE HAVE A VIDEO HERE, THIS IS JOEL McHALE 382 00:27:27,332 --> 00:27:29,835 WRANGLING A SNAKE, HAVE A LOOK AT THIS. 383 00:27:29,835 --> 00:27:34,640 >> YET, I DON'T THINK HE CAN FLIP OUT, RIGHT? 384 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,343 >> Joel: YEAH, THAT IS A RATTLESNAKE. 385 00:27:38,343 --> 00:27:39,811 YEAH. YOU ARE GOING TO SEE MY OUTFIT 386 00:27:39,811 --> 00:27:45,250 AND IT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE LESS -- 387 00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:49,655 >> WOW. >> Joel: THERE IT IS PRETTY 388 00:27:49,655 --> 00:27:57,696 LIKE HOW I DRESS LIKE A BIKER? YEAH, SO YES! 389 00:27:57,696 --> 00:28:03,435 [APPLAUSE] SO WHEN YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA 390 00:28:03,435 --> 00:28:06,938 THERE SNAKES EVERYWHERE, AND RATTLESNAKES EVERYWHERE. 391 00:28:06,938 --> 00:28:12,310 AND THAT WAS WRAPPED AROUND HER LITTLE TOY BASKETBALL HOOP. 392 00:28:12,310 --> 00:28:16,615 AND YES, TERRIBLE AT BASKETBALL. [LAUGHTER] 393 00:28:16,615 --> 00:28:19,985 SO I LOVE ALL OF THAT STUFF, MY COUSIN TAUGHT ME HOW TO CATCH 394 00:28:19,985 --> 00:28:24,756 SNAKES WAY BACK WHEN AND THEN I BECAME THE SNAKE WRANGLER OF THE 395 00:28:24,756 --> 00:28:26,591 NEIGHBORHOOD, SO IT WOULD CAPTURE THEM AND THEN GO INTO 396 00:28:26,591 --> 00:28:31,363 GRIFFITH PARK AND GO, HEY, TOURISTS! 397 00:28:31,363 --> 00:28:32,931 [LAUGHTER] NO, I WOULD RELEASE THEM BACK 398 00:28:32,931 --> 00:28:36,868 INTO THE WILD. >> James: THIS IS WHY YOU ARE 399 00:28:36,868 --> 00:28:42,207 THE PERFECT MAN TO LEAD A HIT SHOW AS "ANIMAL CONTROL," LET'S 400 00:28:42,207 --> 00:28:45,310 LOOK, A CLIP FROM "ANIMAL CONTROL" THAT AIRS 401 00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:52,017 THURSDAYS AT 9:00 ON FOX. >> RESIDENTS FOUR TO FIVE KNOLL 402 00:28:52,017 --> 00:28:56,521 DRIVE, HOMEOWNER. >> TRUCK RESPONDING. 403 00:28:56,521 --> 00:29:01,793 >> A LOT OF SIGHTINGS LATELY, IT'S SOME BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS, SEA 404 00:29:01,793 --> 00:29:03,829 38, MAJESTIC. >> HE'S PROBABLY JUST HUNGRY. 405 00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:07,799 >> THIS IS NOT A CUTE LITTLE KID, YOU KNOW THAT? 406 00:29:07,799 --> 00:29:12,237 A COUGAR ATTACKED AN OFFICER, BROKE HIS RIB CAGE AND ATE HIS 407 00:29:12,237 --> 00:29:15,674 LUNGS. >> OH, MY GOD, DID HE SURVIVE? 408 00:29:15,674 --> 00:29:21,413 WITHOUT LUNGS? >> YEP, FINISHED THIRD AT THE 409 00:29:21,413 --> 00:29:22,160 NEW YORK MARATHON. >> James: STICK AROUND, MORE 410 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,295 WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK! 411 00:29:32,308 --> 00:29:35,506 >> UNTOUCHED BEAUTY, PRIVATE BEACHES. 412 00:29:35,506 --> 00:29:42,400 >> WILD BIRDS. JOIN ME, AMELIA ERHARD TO END 413 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:48,815 THIS A [BLEEP] PARADISE WHERE WE ARE FULLY OPEN, OPEN BAR. 414 00:29:48,815 --> 00:29:52,252 THE TRIANGLE IS A GIFT TO WOMEN LIKE ME, JUST ASK MY ROOMMATE 415 00:29:52,252 --> 00:29:56,924 BESSIE COLEMAN. >> IT'S A PILOT'S PARADISE. 416 00:29:56,924 --> 00:29:59,726 >> BESSIE, WHEN DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE A PILOT? 417 00:29:59,726 --> 00:30:03,730 >> I FELT MY FIRST LONGING FOR THE AIR WHEN I WAS IN 418 00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:07,100 SIXTH GRADE. [APPLAUSE] 419 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:13,040 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 420 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,644 >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "HISTORY OF 421 00:30:17,644 --> 00:30:20,047 THE WORLD: PART 2," WHICH PREMIERES MARCH 6TH ON HULU. 422 00:30:20,047 --> 00:30:25,185 CONGRATS ON THE SHOW, WHICH YOU PRODUCED, WROTE, AND STAR IN. 423 00:30:25,185 --> 00:30:27,354 REGGIE IS IN IT AS WELL. TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S ABOUT, 424 00:30:27,354 --> 00:30:35,195 AND WHO YOU PLAY. AND TELL US WHO ELSE IS AN IT. 425 00:30:35,195 --> 00:30:37,831 >> Wanda: WELL, MEL BROOKS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 426 00:30:37,831 --> 00:30:42,002 YOU KNOW -- >> James: YOU CAN TELL THAT 427 00:30:42,002 --> 00:30:45,839 THIS ROOM IS FULL OF MEL BROOKS FANS! 428 00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:49,509 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Wanda: HE CREATED "HISTORY 429 00:30:49,509 --> 00:30:54,081 OF THE WORLD PART ONE" IT WAS A FILM. 430 00:30:54,081 --> 00:31:02,589 AND SO HE IS STILL FUNNY AND RELEVANT AND HE WANTED TO DO A 431 00:31:02,589 --> 00:31:07,361 SERIES "HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART TWO, BUT AS ED TV SERIES, 432 00:31:07,361 --> 00:31:11,732 AND CONTACTED NICK KROLL [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 433 00:31:11,732 --> 00:31:19,940 AND HE CALLED ME IN, AND THEN IT'S JUST A REALLY FUNNY AND, 434 00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:23,210 SKETCHES, BUT THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT LONGER, 435 00:31:23,210 --> 00:31:27,581 BUT WE REMAIN TRUE TO THE MOVIE, INSTEAD OF ONE BIG MOVIE IT'S 436 00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:31,585 LIKE PLAYED OUT OVER, OH NO, EIGHT EPISODES. 437 00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:34,421 >> James: YOU ARE BOTH INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL STAND-UPS, 438 00:31:34,421 --> 00:31:39,559 YOU PLAY BIG SHOWS, AND WHAT IS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS THAT 439 00:31:39,559 --> 00:31:42,596 HAS EVERHAPPENED TO YOU AT ONE OF YOUR SHOWS? 440 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:46,033 >> Joel: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT LIKE THE NUMBER -- 441 00:31:46,033 --> 00:31:51,204 I WILL NEVER FORGET IN NAPLES, FLORIDA, SO ALREADY -- 442 00:31:51,204 --> 00:31:58,612 A WOMAN, SHE WAS ENJOYING THE SHOW AND THEN JUST FULLY JUST 443 00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:03,984 WHIZZED. ALL OF THE URINE CAME OUT OF 444 00:32:03,984 --> 00:32:06,086 HER. AND I WAS LIKE I DID NOT REALIZE 445 00:32:06,086 --> 00:32:08,622 YOU ARE THAT DRUNK. AND SHE SAID NOW YOU KNOW. 446 00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:11,124 AND HER FRIENDS QUIETLY GOT UP AND LEFT AND THERE WAS JUST SO 447 00:32:11,124 --> 00:32:14,961 MUCH SMELL OF ASPARAGUS. [LAUGHTER] 448 00:32:14,961 --> 00:32:19,999 TOO SOON? AND SO IT WAS NOT PROVOCATIVE, 449 00:32:19,999 --> 00:32:23,236 LIKE CAME UP AND TRY TO SWING AT ME, BUT JUST LIKE, SHE WAS LIKE 450 00:32:23,236 --> 00:32:27,808 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. JUST ENJOYING THE SHOW. 451 00:32:27,808 --> 00:32:30,010 >> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, WHAT IS A WILD THING THAT IS 452 00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:33,780 HAPPENING YOU? >> Wanda: THIS WAS RECENTLY I 453 00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:37,984 WAS IN, I BELIEVE IT WAS MEMPHIS AND THE SHOW IS GOING WELL, AND 454 00:32:37,984 --> 00:32:42,322 THEY WERE YELLING AT ME FROM OVER THIS SIDE OF THE STAGE, 455 00:32:42,322 --> 00:32:45,358 WHAT'S GOING ON. IT WAS LIKE, YOU NEED A 456 00:32:45,358 --> 00:32:48,228 PARAMEDIC! AND I MIGHT, OKAY, CAN YOU GET 457 00:32:48,228 --> 00:32:51,465 THE HOUSE LIGHTS UP. MY SECURITY WENT OVER AND I WAS 458 00:32:51,465 --> 00:32:56,536 LIKE IS THERE A DOCTOR? AND WENT OVER AND THIS GUY 459 00:32:56,536 --> 00:33:01,742 APPARENTLY HAD A LOT TO DRINK, THERE'S ALWAYS ALCOHOL INVOLVED. 460 00:33:01,742 --> 00:33:15,689 AND HE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT HE PUKED, HE VOMITTED. 461 00:33:15,689 --> 00:33:18,792 AND HE WAS CHOKING. >> Joel: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A 462 00:33:18,792 --> 00:33:21,328 GOOD JOKE. >> James: YES, THE BEST 463 00:33:21,328 --> 00:33:27,167 REVIEW. I MADE A MAN VOMIT AND HE 464 00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:31,371 LAUGHED SO MUCH HE CHOKED ON IT. >> Joel: SEE WANDA SYKES NOW, 465 00:33:31,371 --> 00:33:33,006 YOU WILL GET SICK AND ALMOST DIED. 466 00:33:33,006 --> 00:33:39,579 >> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A GUEST FOR OUR GUESTS THIS 467 00:33:39,579 --> 00:33:43,116 EVENING? >> Reggie: YES, I DO. 468 00:33:43,116 --> 00:33:47,554 HOLD ON A SECOND, LET ME LEAN ON THIS PROPERLY, IN YOUR CAREERS, 469 00:33:47,554 --> 00:33:53,894 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED ANYTHING SO STRANGE YOU HAVE NEVER TALKED 470 00:33:53,894 --> 00:33:58,331 ABOUT IT? >> Wanda: IF I SEE SOMETHING 471 00:33:58,331 --> 00:34:01,968 CRAZY, I AM SAYING SOMETHING. I'M [BLEEP] ALL OVER THAT. 472 00:34:01,968 --> 00:34:08,742 IF I SEE SOMETHING, I AM ON IT. >> Joel: ONE TIME I WAS 473 00:34:08,742 --> 00:34:09,709 LANDING IN FLORIDA, AGAIN. [LAUGHTER] 474 00:34:09,709 --> 00:34:13,246 AND THE PILOT JUST WENT, IF YOU LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW THE SPACE 475 00:34:13,246 --> 00:34:17,517 SHUTTLE IS TAKING OFF. AND IT WAS. 476 00:34:17,517 --> 00:34:20,153 [LAUGHTER] AND I SAID, TELL NO ONE OF THIS. 477 00:34:20,153 --> 00:34:25,559 IT IS TOO WEIRD. BUT THAT REALLY HAPPENED. 478 00:34:25,559 --> 00:34:27,375 >> Reggie: THAT WAS HOPEFULLY THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR. 479 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:28,954 THANKS. >> James: IT WAS ABSOLUTELY 480 00:34:28,954 --> 00:34:32,951 CORRECT! WANDA SYKES, JOEL McHALE! 481 00:34:32,951 --> 00:34:36,942 TOMORROW X TOGETHER ARE HERE WHEN WE COME BACK! 482 00:34:51,594 --> 00:34:54,532 >> James: WELCOME BACK. HERE WITH THE U.S. 483 00:34:54,532 --> 00:34:58,715 TELEVISION DEBUT OF THEIR SMASH HIT "SUGAR RUSH RIDE" FROM THEIR 484 00:34:58,715 --> 00:35:00,684 EP "THE NAME CHAPTER: TEMPTATION," WHICH IS OUT RIGHT 485 00:35:00,684 --> 00:35:02,552 NOW. PLEASE WELCOME, TOMORROW X 486 00:35:02,552 --> 00:35:12,495 TOGETHER! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 487 00:35:12,495 --> 00:35:13,496 [K-POP MUSIC PLAYS] ♪ YEAH, AHH ♪ 488 00:35:13,496 --> 00:35:17,167 ♪ AYY, LET'S GO ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 489 00:35:17,167 --> 00:35:27,811 ♪ WHEN YOU GET BACK ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 490 00:35:27,811 --> 00:35:31,681 ♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER, ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 491 00:35:31,681 --> 00:35:36,987 ♪ THE SUGAR RUSH ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 492 00:35:36,987 --> 00:35:43,393 ♪ SWEET DESIRE ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 493 00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:44,728 ♪ LIAR ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 494 00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:49,032 ♪ I CAN FEEL ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 495 00:35:49,032 --> 00:35:59,943 ♪ DEVILISH SMILE ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 496 00:35:59,943 --> 00:36:03,747 ♪ THE DEVIL SAID ♪ ♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME 497 00:36:03,747 --> 00:36:14,090 MORE ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 498 00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:16,226 ♪ SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR RUSH-USH-UH, SUGAR RUSH-USH 499 00:36:16,226 --> 00:36:18,962 SUGAR RUSH-USH-SHA ♪ ♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME 500 00:36:18,962 --> 00:36:21,765 MORE ♪ ♪ SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR 501 00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:24,834 RUSH-USH-UH, SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR RUSH-USH-SHA ♪ 502 00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:39,816 [SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ YOU'RE SO ADDICTIVE ♪ 503 00:36:39,816 --> 00:36:47,891 [SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER, ♪ 504 00:36:47,891 --> 00:36:51,728 [SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ THE SUGAR RUSH ♪ 505 00:36:51,728 --> 00:36:56,833 [SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ SWEET DESIRE ♪ 506 00:36:56,833 --> 00:37:00,303 [SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ LIAR ♪ 507 00:37:00,303 --> 00:37:03,506 ♪ I CAN FEEL ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 508 00:37:03,506 --> 00:37:15,051 ♪ DEVILISH SMILE ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 509 00:37:15,051 --> 00:37:20,323 ♪ THE DEVIL SAID ♪ ♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME 510 00:37:20,323 --> 00:37:32,602 MORE ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN] 511 00:37:32,602 --> 00:37:35,405 ♪ SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR RUSH-USH-UH, SUGAR RUSH-USH 512 00:37:35,405 --> 00:37:37,373 SUGAR RUSH-USH-SHA ♪ ♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME 513 00:37:37,373 --> 00:37:40,677 MORE ♪ ♪ SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR 514 00:37:40,677 --> 00:37:43,580 RUSH-USH-UH, SUGAR RUSH-USH SUGAR RUSH-USH-SHA ♪ 515 00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:52,155 [SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ LIAR SUGAR ♪ 516 00:37:52,155 --> 00:37:55,091 ♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME MORE ♪ 517 00:37:55,091 --> 00:37:59,762 [SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ DESIRE SUGAR ♪ 518 00:37:59,762 --> 00:38:03,466 ♪ GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME MORE ♪ 519 00:38:03,466 --> 00:38:06,169 [SINGING IN KOREAN] ♪ LIAR 520 00:38:06,169 --> 00:38:11,941 [SINGING IN KOREAN] SUGAR ♪ 521 00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:14,379 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: OH, MY WORD! 522 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:15,211 WHAT ABOUT THAT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 523 00:38:15,211 --> 00:38:17,777 TOMORROW X TOGETHER! YOU CAN CATCH THEM ON TOUR 524 00:38:17,777 --> 00:38:22,181 STARTING NEXT MONTH. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 525 00:38:22,181 --> 00:38:24,972 THAT WAS GREAT, THANK YOU SO MUCH! 526 00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:26,104 THAT WAS AMAZING. 527 00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:36,748 TOMORROW NIGHT: NIALL HORAN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS, NATE 528 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:39,040 BARGATZE, AND MUSIC FROM SCARLET OPERA. 529 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,719 WE HOPE YOU WILL JOIN US THEN! REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.