1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:07,607 ♪ ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN! 2 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:14,080 WE HAVE FUN, ALL NIGHT, WE HAVE FUN, THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:18,685 DO ♪ ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪ 4 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:27,060 Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INSIDE A FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE 5 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,027 BANANA! 6 00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:31,131 GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY... 7 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:36,002 JAMES CORDEN! 8 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:40,273 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 9 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:40,807 THANK YOU! 10 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:44,210 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY! 11 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:48,148 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE 12 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:48,915 SHOW"! 13 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,917 WE ARE SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. 14 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:53,420 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, THANKS FOR COMING OUT! 15 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,755 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 16 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:56,890 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 17 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,425 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW 18 00:00:58,425 --> 00:00:59,659 TONIGHT. 19 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:04,931 SHE'S AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR, A NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING 20 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:10,670 AUTHOR, A PRODUCER, A DIRECTOR, AND A TRUE FRIEND OF OUR SHOW. 21 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:11,704 A FRIEND OF MINE. 22 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:15,942 THE DAZZLING, THE AWARD-WINNING, THE INCREDIBLE... 23 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:25,218 JAMIE LEE CURTIS! 24 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:26,319 Jamie: HI, JAMES. 25 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:29,155 I CAME TO SAY SO LONG, FAREWELL. 26 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:34,661 James: I LOVE THIS, ARE THESE ACTUAL HANDS? 27 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:35,862 Jamie: THESE ARE MY HANDS. 28 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:37,964 IT'S BEYOND WHERE YOU FIND SUCH HANDS? 29 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:42,335 Jamie: GOD GAVE ME THEM AND MY PARENTS GAVE ME THEM, ARE YOU 30 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:46,139 SUGGESTING THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME, BECAUSE THAT IS 31 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:51,277 REALLY AN EGREGIOUS THING TO SAY, AND I'M SURE THAT MY LAWYER 32 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,579 WOULD BE VERY INTERESTED TO HEAR. 33 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:55,582 James: YOU NEED ALL OF THE HANDS TO HANDLE ALL OF THE 34 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:58,685 AWARDS YOU ARE WINNING RIGHT NOW! 35 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:02,155 WE LOVE YOU, JAMIE! 36 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,256 JAMIE LEE CURTIS. 37 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:06,926 HE'S A VERY FUNNY STAND-UP BRILLIANT STAND-UP COMEDIAN. 38 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:09,462 A BRAND-NEW SPECIAL ON PRIME VIDEO CALLED 39 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:10,563 "HELLO WORLD." 40 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:13,233 TICKETS TO HIS "BE FUNNY" TOUR ARE ON SALE RIGHT NOW . 41 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:17,470 THE HILARIOUS, NATE BARGATZE! 42 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,305 HE IS HERE TONIGHT! 43 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,907 HEY, NATE, HOW ARE YOU? 44 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,108 Nate: I'M GOOD. 45 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:26,946 James: I AM SO HAPPY, I AM SUCH A FAN TO SEE THAT YOU ARE 46 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:27,814 HERE ON THE SHOW. 47 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:31,117 I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU AND TALK TO YOU. 48 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:33,853 Nate: MEANS THE WORLD, I AM A BIG FAN AS WELL. 49 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:35,955 James: AM I RIGHT TO THINK THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO TO LONDON? 50 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:37,023 Nate: I AM NEXT WEEK. 51 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:40,894 James: IS IT YOUR FIRST TIME PLAYING IN LONDON? 52 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,529 Nate: IT IS. 53 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:43,496 James: WHERE YOU PLAYING? 54 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,098 Nate: I DON'T KNOW. 55 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,733 I SHOULD HAVE LOOKED. 56 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:51,971 BECAUSE IT'S YOUR PLACE, SO I SHOULD HAVE-- 57 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:54,240 THE UNION CHAPEL. 58 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,110 THANK YOU, IAN. 59 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:00,246 James: YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY THE UNION CHAPEL IN LONDON. 60 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:06,119 THE LAST TIME I SAW AT THE UNION CHAPEL WAS ELTON JOHN. 61 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:11,524 AND I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THAT YOU ARE THE ELTON JOHN OF STAND-UP. 62 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:12,659 NATE BARGATZE, EVERYBODY! 63 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:15,361 THEY'RE A BRILLIANT POP-ROCK BAND WHO ARE HERE TONIGHT TO 64 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:22,068 MAKE THEIR TELEVISION DEBUT. 65 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:24,470 ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW," AN HONOR FOR THE REST OF TIME. 66 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:28,408 THEIR FORTHCOMING EP "COMEDY" IS OUT MARCH 24TH. 67 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:29,609 IT IS BRILLIANT. 68 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:33,479 I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, KEEP AN EYE ON THIS BAND, I THINK 69 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:35,014 THEY WILL DO HUGE THINGS. 70 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:41,921 WE HAVE THE DASHING THE SCARLET OPERA ON THE SHOW! 71 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:46,225 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HOW NICE TO SEE YOU, WE ARE JUST 72 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:47,527 GETTING READY FOR THE SHOW. 73 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:50,830 WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO, RIGHT? 74 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:53,032 SPEAK OF THE FINAL TOUCHES, DARLING! 75 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:57,303 James: THE FINAL TOUCHES, I'M JUST WONDERING NOW, HOW LONG 76 00:03:57,303 --> 00:04:00,840 YOU WOULD ALL DO THIS FOR IF I JUST LEFT THE CAMERA THERE. 77 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,410 SEVEN DAYS, WE HAVE TRIED IT BEFORE. 78 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,211 THANK YOU. 79 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:06,913 James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE! 80 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:07,313 THE SCARLET OPERA. 81 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,115 ARE YOU READY? 82 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:13,686 I AM JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW"! 83 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:17,857 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 84 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:23,496 ♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW," OH, OH, "THE LATE LATE SHOW," WOO! ♪ 85 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:27,233 ♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW," OH, OH, "THE LATE LATE SHOW" OH-OH! ♪ 86 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:39,946 ♪ IT'S "THE LATE, LATE SHOW" ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 87 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:40,747 James: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 88 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,950 CAN I SAY SOMETHING. 89 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:48,221 I AM AT MY ABSOLUTE HAPPIEST WHEN JAMIE LEE CURTIS IS ON THE 90 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:48,588 SHOW! 91 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:51,057 I MEAN THAT! 92 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:57,163 I AM SO THRILLED FOR THIS MOMENT THAT SHE IS HAVING WITH THIS 93 00:04:57,163 --> 00:05:01,300 FILM AND THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS AND WINNING THE S.A.G. AWARD THE 94 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,168 OTHER DAY. 95 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:05,071 I THINK SHE IS-- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 96 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:09,442 I JUST LOVE HER, I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 97 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:20,720 IN IT IS THAT TIME, IT IS TIME FOR "THE NEWS." 98 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,724 THE CONSERVATIVE MEDIA MOGUL SAID THAT THEY KNOWINGLY 99 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:28,161 ENDORSED ELECTION FRAUD FALSEHOODS. 100 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:34,767 WHEN REACHED FOR COMMENT, FOX NEWS REPLIED, 101 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:37,236 "WHOOPSIE DAISY!" THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. 102 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:42,575 YOU CAN'T JUST OPENLY LIE ON TV! 103 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:45,445 [LAUGHTER] UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU'RE 104 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:52,819 CLAIMING ON YOUR TALK SHOW THAT YOU WATCHED YOUR GUEST'S NEW 105 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:53,720 BRILLIANT MOVIE. 106 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,222 OR YOU HAVE LOVED TO THEIR INCREDIBLE BOOK. 107 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,624 OR LISTENED TO THEIR WONDERFUL ALBUM. 108 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:02,795 THAT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 109 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:05,631 AND DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? 110 00:06:05,631 --> 00:06:08,601 42 STUDENTS FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM FOUND THEMSELVES 111 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,403 STUCK IN THE UNITED STATES AFTER THE NEW HAMPSHIRE HOTEL THEY 112 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:15,041 WERE STAYING AT ACCIDENTALLY SHREDDED THEIR PASSPORTS. 113 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,076 YES. 114 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,911 I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, NEW HAMPSHIRE. 115 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:27,820 - THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR WAS TWO - - 250 YEARS AGO! 116 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:35,228 GET OVER IT, SISTER! 117 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,764 THERE IS NO WORD ON WHY THEY SHREDDED THE PASSPORTS, 118 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,232 BUT THEY PROBABLY LOOKED AT THE BRITISH NAMES AND IMMEDIATELY 119 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,566 ASSUMED THE PASSPORTS WERE FAKE, LIKE, "THERE'S NO WAY A HUMAN 120 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:47,874 BEING IS ACTUALLY CALLED BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH." 121 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:50,409 [LAUGHTER] I DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE BIT OF 122 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:51,410 THIS STORY. 123 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:56,616 I GET SHREDDING MAYBE ONE PASSPORT IN ERROR, BUT 124 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,917 42? 125 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:01,287 SURELY BY THE FOURTH ONE YOU HAVE TO THINK TO YOURSELF "THESE 126 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:09,228 BITS OF PAPER FEEL AWFULLY LIKE PASSPORTS." 127 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:11,297 Ian: I THINK YOU ARE LEAVING AND WE ARE TRYING TO 128 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:19,305 FIND OUR NEXT CHARMING SONG A DANCE A BRITISH MAN, BUT WE 129 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:23,176 WE ARE TAKING 42 BRITTS AT A TIME. 130 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:27,547 James: YOU PUT THEM ON A SPACESHIP AND WHAT DO YOU GOT? 131 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:31,083 I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS QUITE GOOD AT A FEW THINGS. 132 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:34,787 BUT EXCELS AT NOTHING. 133 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:40,026 I WONDER WHAT SCORE WOULD GET IF YOU COULD TAKE AN EXAM IN 134 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:40,660 SHOWBIZ. 135 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:46,399 I WILL BE PITCHING FOR A A. 136 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:47,633 Ian: HE WOULD DO GREAT. 137 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:51,070 James: I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT "THOROUGHLY MODERN 138 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:55,141 MILLIE." 139 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,110 [LAUGHTER] I COULD TALK TO YOU ABOUT 140 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:00,079 "SUNSET BOULEVARD." 141 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,582 TOM HARDY. 142 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,984 Ian: THIS IS GOING WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD, I 143 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,353 THINK. 144 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:09,255 [LAUGHTER] James: IT [BLEEP] IS, 145 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,591 ACTUALLY. 146 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,359 [LAUGHTER] AND WE WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT 147 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:14,594 THIS. 148 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:15,695 ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, SNAKES CAN HEAR YOU IF YOU SCREAM OR 149 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,496 SPEAK VERY LOUDLY. 150 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:20,099 IT WAS PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED THAT SNAKES ONLY "HEARD" GROUND 151 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:29,508 VIBRATIONS, SO THE FACT THAT SNAKES HAVE ANY AIRBORNE HEARING 152 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,077 COMES AS A HUGE SURPRISE. 153 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:33,646 I MEAN, THEY CAN PROBABLY HEAR OTHER STUFF TOO, IT'S JUST 154 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:40,987 SCREAMING IS THE ONLY THING FROM MOST PEOPLE AROUND THEM. 155 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:44,056 ALL THEY HEAR IS-- [SCREAMING] 156 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:47,927 SNAKES CANNOT, HOWEVER, HEAR YOUR NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE. 157 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:52,765 SO IN THAT SENSE, THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND. 158 00:08:52,765 --> 00:09:00,706 [LAUGHTER] NOW HE FOUND THIS OUT BECAUSE 159 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:04,410 THE SHOW IS COMING TO AN END AND WE DID A LOT OF RESEARCH ON WHO 160 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,878 OUR AUDIENCE IS, THE METRICS, AND WE FOUND OUT A LOT OF SNAKES 161 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,581 WATCH THAT SHOW. 162 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:10,816 [LAUGHTER] THAT'S COMPLETELY TRUE. 163 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:14,754 THAT IS NOT IN NO WAY A LIE LIKE I WAS TALKING ABOUT BEFORE. 164 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:17,723 IT IS FACT THAT THE SNAKES WATCH THAT SHOW. 165 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:23,262 WE DID NOT KNOW UNTIL THIS, SO THIS NEXT JOKE IS JUST FOR THE 166 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:31,837 SNAKES THAT ARE WATCHING, OK OKAY-- 167 00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:35,341 WHY DON'T SNAKES DRINK COFFEE! 168 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:39,178 BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM VIPER-ACTIVE. 169 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:47,853 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 170 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:53,626 WOW. 171 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:59,865 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 172 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:04,136 James: TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW BADLY THAT WENT, THERE IS 173 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:09,275 A LADY IN THE AUDIENCE UP THERE IN THE SECOND ROW DOWN, SECOND 174 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,677 SEAT IN... 175 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,879 PUT HER COAT ON. 176 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:17,216 [LAUGHTER] SHE IS ABOVE THIS, RIGHT? 177 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:21,420 THIS IS WHAT I SAW. 178 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:25,958 IT WENT-- I WENT, I DON'T DRINK COFFEE, 179 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,294 BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM VIPER-ACTIVE. 180 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:35,634 AND SHE WENT "AH, [BLEEP]." 181 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:43,909 [APPLAUSE] CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 182 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:44,977 WHAT IN THE NAME OF ELTON JOHN'S WALLPAPER IS HAPPENING INSIDE 183 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:48,314 YOUR COAT? 184 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:54,587 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: IT IS JUST A PRINT, 185 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:55,388 EN. 186 00:10:55,388 --> 00:11:00,292 EVERY NOW AND THEN I LIKE TO SHOW IT. 187 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:03,929 THAT'S ALL IT IS. 188 00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:05,664 Ian: HAVE YOU NAME TO THE LITTLE BIRDS IN THERE. 189 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,933 YOU HAVE LIKE ONE ON EACH SIDE. 190 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:11,604 James: NO, DON'T BE A [BLEEP] IDIOT. 191 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:24,450 AND THERE IS THIS PASSENGER ON THE AIRLINES LOOKING FOR A VEGAN 192 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,419 BREAKFAST AND GETTING THIS. 193 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:30,056 I MEAN, TECHNICALLY IT IS A VEGAN. 194 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:34,760 THIS ENTIRE MEAL WAS NOTHING BUT A BANANA. 195 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,798 OR AS SPIRIT AIRLINES WOULD DESCRIBE IT, 196 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,934 "OH, LOOK AT MR. FANCY PANTS!" 197 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:43,135 AND FINALLY, NORWEGIAN CRUISE LINE HAS ANNOUNCED A JOHNNIE 198 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,670 WALKER CRUISE THROUGH NORTHERN EUROPE. 199 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:47,440 DURING THE CRUISE, PASSENGERS CAN TASTE A VARIETY OF JOHNNIE 200 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,776 WALKER WHISKEYS AND LEARN ABOUT THE COMPANY'S HISTORY. 201 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,647 IT'LL BE NICE TO SEE PEOPLE ON A CRUISE THROWING UP FROM 202 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:59,618 SOMETHING OTHER THAN NOROVIRUS. 203 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:11,931 IMAGINE HOW DIFFERENT THE PLOT TO "TITANIC" WOULD HAVE BEEN 204 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:18,671 WITH THIS MUCH JOHNNY WALKER BEING CONSUMED "I'M FLYING JACK" 205 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,073 WILL BE GO OUT ON THAT? 206 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,476 Ian: WE CAN GO OUT ON THAT. 207 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,445 James: AM I GOING TO WANT TO? 208 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:29,515 REGULAR WATCHERS KNOW THAT WE STRUGGLE TO WRAP UP THE 209 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:38,691 MONOLOGUE, SO WHAT WE WILL TRY TO DO IS GO OUT ON A WITTY 210 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:39,825 IMAGE, OKAY. 211 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:44,430 NOW, CAN YOU ZOOM AND ON THE LADY WHO WANTED TO LEAVE? 212 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:49,802 AND THIS IS GOING TO BE, LISTEN, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, MADAM? 213 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:54,974 MY NAME IS MARIANNA, AND WE ARE HERE ALL THE WAY FROM 214 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,108 EUROPE. 215 00:12:56,108 --> 00:13:00,646 James: MARIANA, YOU WILL DECIDE WHETHER THIS GRAPHIC 216 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,915 REMAINS IN THE SHOW TONIGHT OR DOESN'T, OKAY? 217 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:10,623 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, IF YOU IN YOUR SEAT.EMOTELY FUNNY, STA- 218 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,826 [LAUGHTER] IF YOU DON'T, YOU CAN DO WHAT 219 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:16,896 YOU WANTED TO DO SINCE THE WHOLE SNAKE BIT AND LEAVE. 220 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:20,232 JUST GET UP AND LEAVE, ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU OKAY WITH 221 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,367 THIS? 222 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:21,967 OKAY. 223 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,035 ALL RIGHT, SO HERE WE GO. 224 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:23,469 BIG JOKE. 225 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,336 THIS IS ON YOU. 226 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:28,741 I WANTED TO GO OUT ON THE OTHER BIT. 227 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,343 Ian: IT IS HILARIOUS. 228 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:38,450 James: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY, A JOHNNY WALKER BOOZE CRUISE? 229 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:40,719 NOT TO BE OUTDONE, ANOTHER WHISKEY HAS COME OUT WITH THEIR 230 00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:41,820 OWN NAUTICAL EVENT. 231 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:47,026 INTRODUCING THE "FIREBALL WHISKEY JET-SKI EXPERIENCE." 232 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:54,767 [LAUGHTER] James: [LAUGHS] 233 00:13:54,767 --> 00:14:02,007 AND THAT'S "THE NEWS" WHEN WE COME BACK, NIALL HORAN 234 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,076 IS HERE! 235 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:18,190 [BIRDS SQUAWKING] Louis: UNTIE ME YOU 236 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,325 SCOUNDRELS! 237 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:23,963 Niall: QUIET! 238 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:27,933 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU, YOUNG MAN, YOU ARE LUCKY TO 239 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,602 STILL BE ALIVE. 240 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:33,939 THIS SHIP AND ITS BOOTY IS ALL OURS! 241 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:34,607 Louis: YOU'LL HANG FOR THIS. 242 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,541 I'M A NAVAL OFFICER. 243 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,543 I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANY OF YOU. 244 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,613 Niall: IT'S NOT US YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF. 245 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:45,384 Louis: WHO THEN? 246 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,519 James: ME, YOU SCURVY DOG! 247 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,955 THE CAPTAIN OF THE DIRTIEST, ROUGHEST CREW ON THE HIGH SEAS, 248 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:53,559 RANSACKING EVERY SHIP WE SEE AND KILLING ANYONE THAT STANDS IN 249 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,328 OUR WAY! 250 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,429 Louis: I SEE. 251 00:14:57,429 --> 00:15:02,835 AND WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU? 252 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:07,273 Niall: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS? 253 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:15,714 ♪ ♪ [SINGING] 254 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:16,949 James: I BET YOU'VE HEARD A MILLION TALES THAT TELL YOU WHO 255 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,150 I AM. 256 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:18,417 Niall: HIS NAME HAS TRAVELED EVERYWHERE, FROM ENGLAND TO 257 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,585 JAPAN! 258 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:19,985 James: AND WHEN THE SAILORS HEAR MY VOICE, THEY CRY AND 259 00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:21,120 SHAKE IN FEAR. 260 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:21,887 Niall: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FORGET THE DAY THAT YOU MET 261 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:23,555 DREADBEARD! 262 00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:24,690 Pirates: OH, DREADBEARD, DREADBEARD, THE SALTY PIRATE 263 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,191 KING! 264 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,393 James: I'LL SAIL ACROSS THE WORLD AND CONQUER EVERY LIVING 265 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:35,734 THING! 266 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:36,735 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SO, DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR 267 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,470 QUESTION YOU LILY-LIVERED FOOL? 268 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,572 Louis: IT DOES. 269 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:44,209 EXCEPT NOW I HAVE NEW QUESTIONS. 270 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,045 [LAUGHTER] James: LIKE WHAT? 271 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,681 Louis: LIKE WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 272 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,948 James: WHAT WAS WHAT? 273 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:53,018 Louis: THAT WHOLE SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE. 274 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,019 WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 275 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,488 Niall: WHAT FOR? 276 00:15:56,488 --> 00:16:00,626 TO STRIKE FEAR INTO YOUR HEART, AND SPREAD THE TERRIFYING TALE 277 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:05,331 OF CAPTAIN DREADBEARD! 278 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,633 Louis: RIGHT YEAH, WELL IT DEFINITELY DIDN'T DO THAT. 279 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:13,739 I MEAN, DO YOU PERFORM THAT EVERY TIME YOU BOARD A SHIP 280 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:14,873 James: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A SMART ALECK HERE 281 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,775 LADS. 282 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,645 Niall: YEAH, MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO TAKE TRIP TO DAVY JONES' 283 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,480 LOCKER? 284 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:29,021 Louis: OKAY, WHERE IS THIS MUSIC COMING FROM? 285 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,756 [ALL SINGING] Pirates: YOU BETTER LOSE THE 286 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,491 ATTITUDE, AND WATCH THE WAY YOU SPEAK-- YOU'LL HAVE TO WIN HIM 287 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,226 OVER IF IT'S MERCY THAT YOU SEEK. 288 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,961 Niall: 'CAUSE HE WAS JUST A SAILOR ONCE, SO INNOCENT AND 289 00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,162 FREE! 290 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,063 James: BUT THEN A MERMAID BROKE MY HEART AND MADE A WRECK 291 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:43,936 OF ME! 292 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,604 James and Niall: SIREN OF THE DEEP! 293 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:49,942 HALF WOMAN AND HALF FISH! 294 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,176 I THINK OF YOU AND WEEP! 295 00:16:51,176 --> 00:17:01,320 YOU ARE MY HEART'S TRUE WISH! 296 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:06,258 Pirates: OH, DREADBEARD, DREADBEARD, SULTAN OF THE SAIL! 297 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,459 Niall: NOW TIGHTEN UP YOUR ACT OR HE WILL FEED YOU TO A 298 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:13,932 WHALE! 299 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:17,903 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Louis: I'M SORRY. 300 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:18,771 A MERMAID BROKE YOUR HEART? 301 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,438 Niall: YES! 302 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,939 James: NO, IT'S A METAPHOR! 303 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:26,612 Louis: AND WHO'S IDEA WAS THE RIBBONS? 304 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:27,679 Niall: THAT WAS ACTUALLY MY IDEA. 305 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,281 THOUGHT THEY ADDED A POP OF COLOR. 306 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:32,217 DO YOU THINK IT WORKED? 307 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,285 Louis: NO, THEY'RE GOOD, THEY'RE GREAT. 308 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:34,353 I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO SCARE ME. 309 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:35,654 James: I TOLD YOU THE RIBBONS DIDN'T WORK! 310 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:36,855 Niall: I THINK THEY'RE FUN. 311 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:37,423 James: THEY'RE NOT FUN. 312 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:41,160 THEY'RE EMBARRASSING. 313 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,295 Niall: OKAY, GOOD NOTE, WE'LL LOSE THE RIBBONS. 314 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,497 Louis: ALSO, I'VE NEVER MET PIRATES BEFORE BUT I FEEL LIKE 315 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:49,268 THERE SHOULD BE SLIGHTLY LESS MUSICAL THEATRE INVOLVED. 316 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:53,071 Nick: TO BE HONEST WE'RE NOT THAT INTO THE SONG STUFF. 317 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:55,174 WE'RE MOSTLY JUST HERE FOR THE PILLAGING. 318 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:58,777 Niall: I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 319 00:17:58,777 --> 00:17:59,878 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LOVED THIS! 320 00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,780 PHILLIP: YEAH, NOT REALLY. 321 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:02,314 James: QUIET, EVERYONE! 322 00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:07,186 AND YOU! 323 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,587 YOU LOVE DANCING, NOW YOU! 324 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:14,092 THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, EITHER YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY 325 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:18,964 DEMANDS, OR I WILL STUFF YOU MYSELF PERMANENTLY, ANY OTHER 326 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:19,364 QUESTIONS? 327 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,199 Louis: YES. 328 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:27,105 HOW MUCH REHEARSAL DOES THIS ALL TAKE? 329 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:33,011 THREE HOUR THREE HOURS A DAY, IT'S A NIGHTMARE. 330 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:36,114 THEY EVEN MAKE US AUDITION, YET SOMEHOW THEY ALWAYS GET THE 331 00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:37,749 LEAD. 332 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:41,920 Niall: THAT'S IT, YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED WHEN YOU HAD 333 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:42,855 THE CHANCE! 334 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:43,388 CAPTION DREADBEARD, MAKE HIM WALK THE PLANK! 335 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:43,755 James: LEFT, RIGHT! 336 00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:44,356 LEFT, RIGHT! 337 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:44,790 STEP, KICK, BALL, CHANGE! 338 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:51,864 RIGHT, LEFT! 339 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:56,368 Louis: THERE'S ANOTHER SONG? 340 00:18:56,368 --> 00:19:00,906 [ALL SINGING] Pirates: WHO'S THE PIRATE 341 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:01,707 WITH THE HOT STUFF? 342 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:02,541 WHO'S THE PIRATE SO MEAN AND ROUGH?! 343 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,611 WHO'S THE PIRATE COMING TO YOUR TOWN? 344 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,446 WHO'S THE PIRATE GONNA TEAR IT DOWN? 345 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,982 Niall: TAP BREAK! 346 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,519 ♪ ♪ Pirates: HE'S THE PI-RATE 347 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:17,356 SENSATION! 348 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,057 PILLAGING ACROSS THE NATION! 349 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:21,994 HE'S THE PI-RATE SENSATION! 350 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,864 HE'LL FED YOU TO THE CRUSTACEANS! 351 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:28,700 HE'S THE PI-RATE SENSATION! 352 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,371 AND HE IS COMING FOR YOU! 353 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:39,144 Louis: OKAY, ARE YOU FINISH BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO 354 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:43,715 GET ON-- [ALL SINGING] 355 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:46,318 Pirates: HE'S THE PI-RATE SENSATION! 356 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:47,119 WALK THE PLANK IN SYNCOPATION! 357 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:53,559 HE'S A PI-RATE SENSATION! 358 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:57,896 James: AND I AM COMING FOR YOU! 359 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:04,937 Pirates: WATCH OUT 'CAUSE DREADBEARD IS BACK, BABY! 360 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:11,009 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Louis: I THINK I'D RATHER BE 361 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,945 DEAD. 362 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:18,050 James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NIALL HORAN! 363 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,686 WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH! 364 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:21,753 WILL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. 365 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,270 James: WELCOME BACK! 366 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,771 LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT! 367 00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:42,608 HIS NEW SPECIAL, "HELLO WORLD," IS OUT NOW. 368 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:46,345 NATE BARGATZE! 369 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:51,717 ♪ IT'S NATE BARGATZE ♪ James: I'M SO HAPPY TO MEET 370 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,620 YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING! 371 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,656 SHE'S OSCAR-NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE IN "EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, 372 00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:00,926 ALL AT ONCE," JAMIE LEE CURTIS! 373 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,694 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 374 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:10,035 ♪ IT'S JAMIE LEE CURTIS ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 375 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:15,273 ♪ ♪ James: HOW ARE YOU? 376 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:19,578 HAVE A SEAT! 377 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:28,654 ♪ ♪ Jamie: THANK YOU. 378 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,322 ♪ ♪ James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING 379 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,524 HERE. 380 00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:36,595 Jamie: DID I FRIGHTEN YOU WITH MY HUG? 381 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,664 Nate: I APPRECIATE IT. 382 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,366 James: HE IS A HUGGABLE MAN. 383 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:45,671 Jamie: OKAY, JUST CHECKING, BECAUSE MY LAWYERS ARE ALWAYS 384 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:46,571 WORRIED. 385 00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:47,873 James: YOU MUST DO A LOT OF HUGGING NOW. 386 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,308 WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AWARD SEASON. 387 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:51,376 YOU DO EVENTS EVERY NIGHT. 388 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:55,647 THIS IS WHY WE LOVE-- Jamie: YOU LOVE ME. 389 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:59,051 BY THE WAY, YOUR INTRO, TRULY ABOUT WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY IS 390 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,887 GOING TO NOW BE BAD BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO ME. 391 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:06,324 BUT I KNOW YOU THINK I AM HERE, I'M SURE YOU DO, AND YOU ALL 392 00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:13,265 THINGS THAT I AM HERE TO PROMOTE THE BEST MOVIE OF 2022! 393 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:16,034 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW IS NOT JUST 394 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:20,138 THE BEST MOVIE OF 2022, BUT MAY BE THE BEST MOVIE OF A 395 00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:22,207 GENERATION. 396 00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:23,041 CERTAINLY. 397 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,610 James: WITH THE BEST PERFORMANCES. 398 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,045 Jamie: WITH THE BEST PERFORMANCES. 399 00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:30,649 AND I'M SURE YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING I AM HERE TO PROMOTE 400 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:35,787 THE FACT THAT I WON A SAG AWARD THIS WEEKEND. 401 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:42,661 AND THAT I WAS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR AFTER BEING IN THE 402 00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:43,995 BUSINESS-- BUT NOT ABOUT THAT. 403 00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:46,832 YOU ARE NOT LISTENING! 404 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:51,269 AFTER BEING IN THE BUSINES SINCE I HAVE BEEN 19, I AM NOW 405 00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:51,870 64. 406 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:52,637 DO THE [BLEEP] MATH. 407 00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:53,839 AND NOW THAT IS HAPPENING. 408 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,373 I'M NOT HERE TO PROMOTE THAT. 409 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:58,210 I'M NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF AT ALL. 410 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:02,714 I AM HERE NOT TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT MY MOVIES HAVE MADE 411 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:08,787 $2.5 BILLION IN BOX OFFICE, AND THAT TOM CRUISE ISN'T THE ONLY 412 00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:09,721 ONE WHO SAVED SHOW BUSINESS! 413 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,090 I AM NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF. 414 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:15,794 I AM HERE FOR ONE REASON ONLY. 415 00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:16,995 James: GO ON. 416 00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:19,464 Jamie: I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE LIKE THE NICEST 417 00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:20,265 GUY. 418 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:21,500 AND I AM ONLY HERE TO TELL YOU THAT. 419 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:25,804 I AM HERE BECAUSE YOU ARE WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL 420 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:26,571 HUMAN BEING. 421 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:29,441 AND YOU ARE A GREAT [BLEEP] HOST. 422 00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,876 AND WE ARE GOING TO MISS YOU. 423 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:35,480 AND I'VE BEEN HERE WITH YOU MANY TIMES, AND YOU'RE JUST A LOVELY 424 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,114 HUMAN BEING. 425 00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:39,117 AND THAT IS THE ONLY REASON! 426 00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:40,085 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: I LOVE YOU. 427 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,954 Jamie: THAT IS THE ONLY REASON I CAME HERE. 428 00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:45,290 WAS NOT THE TIMING OF EVERYTHING ELSE. 429 00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:49,194 AND TO THAT POINT, FOR THAT POINT, SINCE YOU ARE NOW OUT OF 430 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:53,031 A JOB AND NOW UNEMPLOYED-- [LAUGHTER] 431 00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:58,637 YOUR KIDS GO TO SCHOOL AND THEY ARE GOING TO NEED NEW SHOES. 432 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:01,039 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WAYS THAT YOU CAN MAKE A LIVING, AND 433 00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:04,042 AS YOU KNOW I AM QUITE INDUSTRIOUS. 434 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:10,315 SO I HAD SOMETHING MADE BY MY FRIEND ADAM MAY DO THIS AND I AM 435 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:19,157 THINKING THAT YOU CAN SELL THEM ON YOUR WEBSITE, WHICH IS THE 436 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:22,661 JAMES "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ACTION FIGURE. 437 00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:33,638 AND THEY WILL GO WITH MY ACTION FIGURE, AND MAY BE, BECAUSE THE 438 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,175 TRUTH IS I AM ALSO UNEMPLOYED, NOW WE BOTH HAVE A REVENUE 439 00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:38,443 STREAM IT. 440 00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:41,947 I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD JUST BE SOMETHING HELPFUL FOR YOU SINCE 441 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:45,317 YOU ARE A REALLY GOOD GUY, NOW YOU CAN MAYBE MAKE A LITTLE BIT 442 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:48,553 OF DOUGH. 443 00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:50,355 James: I WILL ABSOLUTELY TREASURE THIS, IT MEANS THE 444 00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:52,858 WORLD TO ME. 445 00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:55,594 Jamie: THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I CAME, BUT I WOULD LIKE 446 00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:58,997 TO HEAR FROM YOU ALTHOUGH I HAVE SAID TOO MUCH. 447 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:04,703 James: YES, YOU ARE A BIG FAN OF JAMIE'S. 448 00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:11,142 YOU JUST WATCHED HER FIRST "HALLOWEEN" MOVIE? 449 00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:14,980 Nate: DURING COVID WE DID DRIVE-IN THEATER SHOWS, AND 450 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:20,151 AFTER THE SHOW WE WATCHED "HALLOWEEN" ALONE RIGHT OUTSIDE 451 00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:24,856 OF LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY, AND IT WAS JUST TREES AND DARKNESS. 452 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,358 Jamie: U.N. WHO? 453 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:31,396 Nate: MY OPENERS. 454 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:32,864 Jamie: DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE? 455 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:36,468 Nate: I DID NOT BREAK IT. 456 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:39,237 James: THAT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE A TERRIFYING PLACE TO WATCH 457 00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:41,640 SUCH A MOVIE. 458 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,209 Nate: IT WAS BRUTAL, AND IT WAS VERY SCARY, JUST ADDED TO 459 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,810 IT. 460 00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:49,648 AND I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH THESE MOVIES GROWING UP. 461 00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:52,651 AND SO I REMEMBER SPENDING THE NIGHT AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE AND A 462 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:56,721 BUNCH OF BOYS SPENDING THE NIGHT, AND WE WATCHED "FRIDAY 463 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:59,090 THE 13TH, DID NOT KNOW THAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO THAT. 464 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:02,694 AND I STOOD UP AND I WAS LIKE I DON'T THINK THAT I'M ALLOWED TO 465 00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:03,561 WATCH THIS. 466 00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:05,297 EXPECTING OTHERS TO JOIN ME, NO ONE DID. 467 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:08,199 AND THE KIDS MOM WAS LIKE MAYBE JUST DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS, 468 00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:10,535 AND I WAS LIKE I'VE ALREADY CALLED THEM AND THEY ARE ON 469 00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:11,870 THEIR WAY. 470 00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:15,941 [LAUGHTER] AND I LEFT AND I WENT HOME. 471 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:20,979 Jamie: WOW. 472 00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:24,349 James: JAMIE-- Jamie: WHAT, JAMES, WHAT? 473 00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:25,650 LOOK AT ME AND TOM CRUISE! 474 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:30,588 WE BOTH SAVED TO THE WORLD AND SHOW BUSINESS! 475 00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:34,192 James: TELL US ABOUT THE FIRST TIME YOU MET TOM CRUISE? 476 00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:37,429 Jamie: THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME I MET TOM CRUISE WAS 477 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,663 AT THE OSCAR NOMINATION LUNCHEON. 478 00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:44,302 I WAS WALKING THROUGH AND TOM WAS TO MY LEFT AND I HEARD "HEY, 479 00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:45,503 JAMIE." 480 00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:47,839 I TURNED AROUND AND WE HAD THIS MOMENT TOGETHER WHERE HE WAS 481 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:50,742 LIKE CAN YOU BELIEVE WE ARE HERE? 482 00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:55,480 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS WHY HE IS TOM CRUISE, BECAUSE HE IS 483 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,651 SO EARNEST TO GET SO BEAUTIFUL THAT WAY, LIKE YOU. 484 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:02,821 HE IS VERY REAL AND HE WAS SAYING COMING YOU KNOW, WE HAVE 485 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:06,424 BOTH BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, AND HERE WE 486 00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:07,425 ARE AS OSCAR NOMINEES. 487 00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:09,828 IN A ROOM WE HAVE NEVER BEEN INVITED INTO BEFORE. 488 00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:15,000 AND THAT WAS A MOMENT WHERE I WAS VERY GLAD TO BE WITH HIM. 489 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,168 James: HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANY ACTING? 490 00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:19,237 IS IT SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO? 491 00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:22,674 Nate: I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO DO IT. 492 00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:24,776 I CANNOT NOT DO THIS ACCENT. 493 00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:29,247 SO YOU EITHER WANT THIS OR YOU ARE LIKE "NO." 494 00:27:29,247 --> 00:27:30,849 I WOULD DO AUDITIONS AND I REMEMBER ALLISON'S WAS ALWAYS 495 00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:33,985 SWEET TO ME. 496 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:37,822 James: THE CASTING DIRECTOR OF COMEDY MOVIES. 497 00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:41,092 Nate: I WROTE AN EMAIL TO THEM AFTERWARDS, BECAUSE IT WAS 498 00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:51,403 SO BAD. 499 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:53,805 LIKE FALL DOWN ON YOUR KNEES IN THIS-- 500 00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:57,609 AND IT WAS GOING SO BAD THAT I WAS LIKE, I'M NOT GOING TO DO 501 00:27:57,609 --> 00:28:00,645 THE NEATEST THING. 502 00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:07,852 SO THEN ED HELPED, AND HAD THEN THE "ENTOURAGE" I AUDITIONED, 503 00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:11,256 HALEY JOEL OZMENT, AND I HAD AN ACTING COACH, AND HE SAID 504 00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:16,061 WHAT YOU THINK, AND I SAID-- HE SAID, I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY TO 505 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:18,363 GET OUT OF THE AUDITION. 506 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:21,332 AND THAT WAS HIS BEST ADVICE, YOU SHOULD JUST NOT EVEN COMING 507 00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:25,003 HE SAID I THINK IT WILL HURT YOU MORE IF YOU GO. 508 00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:27,772 [LAUGHTER] IT WAS JUST ALL OF HOLLYWOOD. 509 00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:36,648 James: WE ACTUALLY FOUND ONE OF THE EARLY HEAD SHOTS. 510 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:37,982 WHAT WERE WE THINKING HERE? 511 00:28:37,982 --> 00:28:42,353 WHAT WAS THE THOUGHT HERE, NATE? 512 00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:43,455 HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? 513 00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:47,759 Nate: WAS ONE OF THE LAST PUBLIC WATER FOUNTAINS. 514 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:51,362 AND I GUESS YOU ARE TRYING TO CAPTURE ALL OF THE FUN. 515 00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:54,199 I'M NOT EVEN THAT FUN OF A PERSON. 516 00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:56,701 THAT PERSON LOOKS LIKE, IF YOU SEE MY ACTING WOULD BE LIKE, 517 00:28:56,701 --> 00:28:59,170 WELL, THAT'S NOT THE ACT I THOUGHT I WOULD GET. 518 00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:04,442 James: BUT I DON'T THINK THAT THIS PERSON DOES LOOK FUN. 519 00:29:04,442 --> 00:29:07,612 IF I SEE THIS PERSON IN A PUBLIC PARK, I AM GRABBING MY KID SO 520 00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:09,848 QUICK. 521 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:12,484 [LAUGHTER] AND WE ARE GOING TO ANOTHER 522 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:13,118 PARK. 523 00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:14,252 WHO WANTS ICE CREAM? 524 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:16,821 GET AWAY FROM THIS MAN. 525 00:29:16,821 --> 00:29:21,126 Nate: I HAD A BAND-AID ON MY FINGER TOO, AND THAT'S WHY I 526 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,561 HAD TO ADJUST-- [LAUGHTER] 527 00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:26,998 James: NOW, JAMIE, YOU HAVE SOMETHING, WE HAVE TO 528 00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:31,035 CONGRATULATE YOU ON A MOVIE EVERYONE AT "THE LATE LATE SHOW" 529 00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:32,170 LOVES SO MUCH. 530 00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:36,374 AND THAT MOVIE IS "EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL AT ONCE"! 531 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:37,642 IT HAS 11 OSCAR NOMINATIONS! 532 00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:40,879 AND WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY TO YOU RIGHT HERE IS BECAUSE WE LOVE IT 533 00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:43,882 SO MUCH, LET'S LOOK AT A CLIP FROM "EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, 534 00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:45,717 ALL AT ONCE" WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND STREAMING 535 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,285 EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW! 536 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:50,021 ♪ ♪ 537 00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:57,295 ♪ ♪ 538 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:04,602 ♪ ♪ 539 00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:23,188 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 540 00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:26,157 James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME 541 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:27,225 BACK. 542 00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:37,936 YOUR 30s, AND WE ARE LIKE "WHERE ARE WE GOING? 543 00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:38,636 HOW LATE ARE THEY OPEN? 544 00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:41,039 IS IT LOUD? 545 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:46,978 I AM GOING TO DRIVE SEPARATE." 546 00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:57,522 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IN YOUR 40s IT'S... 547 00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,692 "I'M NOT GOING. 548 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:04,229 I'M MAD THAT YOU THOUGHT I WOULD GO." 549 00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:09,200 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 550 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:16,441 James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM MY FAVORITE SPECIAL OF THE YEAR 551 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:18,943 SO FAR "HELLO WORLD" STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PRIME VIDEO. 552 00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:21,679 CONGRATS ON THE SPECIAL! 553 00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:25,416 I LOVE THIS SPECIAL, I LOVE THE LAST SPECIAL, I AM SO EXCITED 554 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:27,952 FOR THE NEW TOUR. 555 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:31,489 YOU MENTION IN THE SPECIAL THAT YOUR WIFE HAS GOTTEN INTO 556 00:31:31,489 --> 00:31:33,358 SELLING THINGS ONLINE. 557 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:37,395 WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 558 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:38,930 Nate: POINTLESS THINGS. 559 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:46,070 SHE'S CELLS STUFF ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE, STUFF THAT 560 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,640 SHOULD BE THROWN AWAY. 561 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:54,012 SHE SOLD FOLDING CHAIR FOR $5, SO BEST-CASE SCENARIO WE RECEIVE 562 00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:58,283 $5, WORST CASE, OUR WHOLE FAMILY IS MURDERED. 563 00:31:58,283 --> 00:31:59,317 James: RISK VERSUS REWARD. 564 00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:00,551 Nate: YES. 565 00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:04,722 AND THEN SHE WANTED TO GIVE IT FOR FREE ANYWAY, BECAUSE AT $5, 566 00:32:04,722 --> 00:32:06,291 WHAT DO BARGAINING? 567 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,492 WHAT ARE YOU REALLY DOING? 568 00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:11,863 YOU KNOW, I WILL GIVE YOU TWO, THERE'S A POINT WHERE YOU GO 569 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:13,197 "JUST TAKE IT. 570 00:32:13,197 --> 00:32:14,399 YOU CAN HAVE IT." 571 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:18,636 James: YOU ARE HEADING OUT ON THE BE FUNNY TOUR, AND THEN 572 00:32:18,636 --> 00:32:21,572 HAVE TO GO NATIONAL, BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL AT 573 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:24,242 YOUR DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 574 00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:26,110 Nate: I AM DOING CAREER DAY. 575 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:29,047 AND YOU ARE WITH LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE. 576 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:31,849 YOU KNOW, LIKE OUR JOBS ARE NOT NORMAL. 577 00:32:31,849 --> 00:32:36,254 SO IT'S VERY COOL, BUT THEN YOU ARE NEXT-- I WAS NEXT TO A 578 00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:40,224 SURGEON LAST YEAR, AND HE HAS LIKE THE SKELETON OUT THERE, AND 579 00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:45,163 LIKE PULLING STUFF OUT AND I'M JUST SITTING, I HAD LIKE MY CD. 580 00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:47,732 [LAUGHTER] AND THEN HE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW 581 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:49,067 MUCH SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO GO TO. 582 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:51,302 AND THE KIDS ARE LIKE ASKING ME. 583 00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:54,906 AND I AM LIKE, YOU ALL HAVE ALREADY GONE TO PLENTY. 584 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:58,142 YOU CAN FINISH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS HAPPY, THEN 585 00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,844 BEADED AND GET OUT THERE. 586 00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:02,313 START DOING COMEDY. 587 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:08,720 James: WELL, GOOD LUCK, HAVE A GREAT TOUR! 588 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,687 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Jamie: OKAY. 589 00:33:09,687 --> 00:33:12,156 James: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 590 00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:20,565 A LOT OF HINTS ON THE INTERNET ABOUT A "FREAKY FRIDAY" SEQUEL. 591 00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:24,268 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NOW WHERE IS THIS AT? 592 00:33:24,268 --> 00:33:25,636 WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT IT? 593 00:33:25,636 --> 00:33:27,672 IS IT HAPPENING? 594 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:31,476 Jamie: I CAN TELL YOU THAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT! 595 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:36,681 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: YOU AND LINDSAY 596 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:37,715 LOHAN ARE TALKING? 597 00:33:37,715 --> 00:33:40,651 Jamie: I THINK ME AND LINDSAY LOHAN ARE TALKING? 598 00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:50,194 I THINK THE MOUTH THAT ROARS WITH THE BIG EARS IS TALKING. 599 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:54,332 James: DID YOU KNOW THERE IS CHUCK E. CHEESE'S MOVIE? 600 00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:58,369 Jamie: I THINK THERE SHOULD-- THAT IT SHOULD VERY 601 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:01,038 WELL HAPPEN. 602 00:34:01,038 --> 00:34:03,307 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE 603 00:34:03,307 --> 00:34:06,677 A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING? 604 00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:09,280 Reggie: I HATE TO ASK THIS QUESTION BECAUSE IT IS PRETTY 605 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:15,186 SCARY AND SERIOUS, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT? 606 00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:21,626 Nate: MY FAVORITE ROBOTS, SHORT-CIRCUIT ROBOT. 607 00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:25,797 Jamie: YOU KNOW, I AM NOT INTO ROBOTS, REGGIE. 608 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:28,065 I AM INTO YOU, I AM INTO YOU. 609 00:34:28,065 --> 00:34:30,034 AND YOUR MUSIC. 610 00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:30,501 NOT INTO ROBOTS. 611 00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:36,040 THAT'S MY ANSWER. 612 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,776 MY FATHER WAS A ROBOT. 613 00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:41,646 [LAUGHTER] Reggie: THOSE ARE BOTH 614 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:42,580 CORRECT ANSWERS. 615 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:45,917 PLEASE THANK OUR GUESTS JAMIE LEE CURTIS AND 616 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:46,851 NATE BARGATZE! 617 00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:49,854 WHEN WE COME BACK, THE SCARLET OPERA IS HERE! 618 00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:50,922 THANK YOU SO MUCH! 619 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,271 James: WELCOME BACK. 620 00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:10,308 HERE MAKING THEIR TELEVISION DEBUT PERFORMING "ALIVE" FROM 621 00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:12,977 THEIR FORTHCOMING EP "COMEDY," WHICH IS OUT MARCH 24TH. 622 00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:18,483 PLEASE WELCOME, THE SCARLET OPERA! 623 00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:24,755 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 624 00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:34,432 ♪ ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY LIES, EVERYBODY ♪ 625 00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:38,936 ♪ SO YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONE ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY CRIES, EVERYBODY ♪ 626 00:35:38,936 --> 00:35:44,809 ♪ BEST TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ALL MY 627 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:48,179 LIFE ♪ ♪ FALLING INTO CITY LIGHTS ♪ 628 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:53,117 ♪ BEING HELD DOWN BY THESE LONELY SMILES ♪ 629 00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:59,223 ♪ BUT I WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ I'VE GIVEN IT ALL AWAY ♪ 630 00:35:59,223 --> 00:36:07,965 ♪ BUT SOME THINGS ARE MINE ♪ ♪ YEAH I GAVE IT ALL AWAY ♪ 631 00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:13,104 ♪ BUT JUST FOR ONE NIGHT ♪ ♪ THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING ♪ 632 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:16,474 ♪ BUT NOBODY CARES ♪ ♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT BABY ♪ 633 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:22,547 ♪ GET WHAT YOU CAN ♪ ♪ LIFE KEEPS ROLLING ♪ 634 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:30,421 ♪ SO KEEP THE PARTY ALIVE ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 635 00:36:30,421 --> 00:36:32,423 ♪ ♪ ♪ SAW IT ON THE NEWS ♪ 636 00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:34,191 ♪ BABY'S GOT THE BLUES ♪ ♪ READ IT IN THE TIMES ♪ 637 00:36:34,191 --> 00:36:36,527 ♪ NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE ♪ ♪ NOTHING MORE TO CHOOSE ♪ 638 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:43,334 ♪ HEADED FOR THE SKY ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ALL MY 639 00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:49,307 LIFE ♪ ♪ FALLING INTO CITY LIGHTS ♪ 640 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:51,909 ♪ BEING HELD DOWN BY THESE LONELY SMILES ♪ 641 00:36:51,909 --> 00:37:00,318 ♪ BUT I WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ I'VE GIVEN IT ALL AWAY ♪ 642 00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:07,291 ♪ BUT SOME THINGS ARE MINE ♪ ♪ YEAH I GAVE IT ALL AWAY ♪ 643 00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:12,196 ♪ BUT JUST FOR ONE NIGHT ♪ ♪ THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING ♪ 644 00:37:12,196 --> 00:37:16,000 ♪ BUT NOBODY CARES ♪ ♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT BABY ♪ 645 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:20,571 ♪ GET WHAT YOU CAN ♪ ♪ LIFE KEEPS ROLLING ♪ 646 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:30,815 ♪ SO KEEP THE PARTY ALIVE ♪ ♪ WHOA ♪ 647 00:37:30,815 --> 00:37:37,622 ♪ KEEP THE PARTY ♪ ♪ ALIVE ♪ 648 00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:40,424 ♪ THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING ♪ ♪ BUT NOBODY CARES ♪ 649 00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:43,694 ♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT BABY ♪ ♪ GET WHAT YOU CAN ♪ 650 00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:50,334 ♪ LIFE KEEPS ROLLING ♪ ♪ SO KEEP THE PARTY ALIVE ♪ 651 00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:55,740 ♪ ALIVE, ALIVE ♪ ♪ ALIVE ♪ 652 00:37:55,740 --> 00:38:00,911 ♪ KEEPIN THE PARTY ALIVE ♪ ♪ ALIVE, ALIVE ♪ 653 00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:06,283 ♪ ALIVE ♪ ♪ THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING ♪ 654 00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:08,586 ♪ BUT NOBODY CARES ♪ ♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT BABY ♪ 655 00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:13,524 ♪ GET WHAT YOU CAN ♪ ♪ LIFE KEEPS ROLLING ♪ 656 00:38:13,524 --> 00:38:30,808 ♪ SO KEEP THE PARTY ♪ ♪ ALIVE ♪ 657 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:35,780 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: OH, MY WORD! 658 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:36,414 THAT WAS INCREDIBLE! 659 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:39,850 OH, I LOVED IT THAT SO MUCH! 660 00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:41,252 THE SCARLET OPERA, EVERYBODY! 661 00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:43,320 YOU CAN CATCH THEM ON THEIR WEST COAST TOUR THIS APRIL. 662 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,469 James: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 663 00:38:58,469 --> 00:39:02,873 TOMORROW NIGHT, SHERYL LEE RALPH AND KE HUY QUAN. 664 00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:03,941 REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.