♪ ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN!
WE HAVE FUN, ALL NIGHT, WE HAVE FUN, THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO
DO ♪ ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪
Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INSIDE A FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE
BANANA!
GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY...
JAMES CORDEN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE
SHOW"!
WE ARE SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE.
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, THANKS FOR COMING OUT!
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT.
SHE'S AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR, A NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING
AUTHOR, A PRODUCER, A DIRECTOR, AND A TRUE FRIEND OF OUR SHOW.
A FRIEND OF MINE.
THE DAZZLING, THE AWARD-WINNING, THE INCREDIBLE...
JAMIE LEE CURTIS!
Jamie: HI, JAMES.
I CAME TO SAY SO LONG, FAREWELL.
James: I LOVE THIS, ARE THESE ACTUAL HANDS?
Jamie: THESE ARE MY HANDS.
IT'S BEYOND WHERE YOU FIND SUCH HANDS?
Jamie: GOD GAVE ME THEM AND MY PARENTS GAVE ME THEM, ARE YOU
SUGGESTING THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME, BECAUSE THAT IS
REALLY AN EGREGIOUS THING TO SAY, AND I'M SURE THAT MY LAWYER
WOULD BE VERY INTERESTED TO HEAR.
James: YOU NEED ALL OF THE HANDS TO HANDLE ALL OF THE
AWARDS YOU ARE WINNING RIGHT NOW!
WE LOVE YOU, JAMIE!
JAMIE LEE CURTIS.
HE'S A VERY FUNNY STAND-UP BRILLIANT STAND-UP COMEDIAN.
A BRAND-NEW SPECIAL ON PRIME VIDEO CALLED
"HELLO WORLD."
TICKETS TO HIS "BE FUNNY" TOUR ARE ON SALE RIGHT NOW .
THE HILARIOUS, NATE BARGATZE!
HE IS HERE TONIGHT!
HEY, NATE, HOW ARE YOU?
Nate: I'M GOOD.
James: I AM SO HAPPY, I AM SUCH A FAN TO SEE THAT YOU ARE
HERE ON THE SHOW.
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU AND TALK TO YOU.
Nate: MEANS THE WORLD, I AM A BIG FAN AS WELL.
James: AM I RIGHT TO THINK THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO TO LONDON?
Nate: I AM NEXT WEEK.
James: IS IT YOUR FIRST TIME PLAYING IN LONDON?
Nate: IT IS.
James: WHERE YOU PLAYING?
Nate: I DON'T KNOW.
I SHOULD HAVE LOOKED.
BECAUSE IT'S YOUR PLACE, SO I SHOULD HAVE--
THE UNION CHAPEL.
THANK YOU, IAN.
James: YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY THE UNION CHAPEL IN LONDON.
THE LAST TIME I SAW AT THE UNION CHAPEL WAS ELTON JOHN.
AND I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THAT YOU ARE THE ELTON JOHN OF STAND-UP.
NATE BARGATZE, EVERYBODY!
THEY'RE A BRILLIANT POP-ROCK BAND WHO ARE HERE TONIGHT TO
MAKE THEIR TELEVISION DEBUT.
ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW," AN HONOR FOR THE REST OF TIME.
THEIR FORTHCOMING EP "COMEDY" IS OUT MARCH 24TH.
IT IS BRILLIANT.
I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, KEEP AN EYE ON THIS BAND, I THINK
THEY WILL DO HUGE THINGS.
WE HAVE THE DASHING THE SCARLET OPERA ON THE SHOW!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HOW NICE TO SEE YOU, WE ARE JUST
GETTING READY FOR THE SHOW.
WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO, RIGHT?
SPEAK OF THE FINAL TOUCHES, DARLING!
James: THE FINAL TOUCHES, I'M JUST WONDERING NOW, HOW LONG
YOU WOULD ALL DO THIS FOR IF I JUST LEFT THE CAMERA THERE.
SEVEN DAYS, WE HAVE TRIED IT BEFORE.
THANK YOU.
James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!
THE SCARLET OPERA.
ARE YOU READY?
I AM JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW," OH, OH, "THE LATE LATE SHOW," WOO! ♪
♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW," OH, OH, "THE LATE LATE SHOW" OH-OH! ♪
♪ IT'S "THE LATE, LATE SHOW" ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
James: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
CAN I SAY SOMETHING.
I AM AT MY ABSOLUTE HAPPIEST WHEN JAMIE LEE CURTIS IS ON THE
SHOW!
I MEAN THAT!
I AM SO THRILLED FOR THIS MOMENT THAT SHE IS HAVING WITH THIS
FILM AND THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS AND WINNING THE S.A.G. AWARD THE
OTHER DAY.
I THINK SHE IS-- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I JUST LOVE HER, I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
IN IT IS THAT TIME, IT IS TIME FOR "THE NEWS."
THE CONSERVATIVE MEDIA MOGUL SAID THAT THEY KNOWINGLY
ENDORSED ELECTION FRAUD FALSEHOODS.
WHEN REACHED FOR COMMENT, FOX NEWS REPLIED,
"WHOOPSIE DAISY!" THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
YOU CAN'T JUST OPENLY LIE ON TV!
[LAUGHTER] UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU'RE
CLAIMING ON YOUR TALK SHOW THAT YOU WATCHED YOUR GUEST'S NEW
BRILLIANT MOVIE.
OR YOU HAVE LOVED TO THEIR INCREDIBLE BOOK.
OR LISTENED TO THEIR WONDERFUL ALBUM.
THAT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
AND DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?
42 STUDENTS FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM FOUND THEMSELVES
STUCK IN THE UNITED STATES AFTER THE NEW HAMPSHIRE HOTEL THEY
WERE STAYING AT ACCIDENTALLY SHREDDED THEIR PASSPORTS.
YES.
I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, NEW HAMPSHIRE.
- THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR WAS TWO - - 250 YEARS AGO!
GET OVER IT, SISTER!
THERE IS NO WORD ON WHY THEY SHREDDED THE PASSPORTS,
BUT THEY PROBABLY LOOKED AT THE BRITISH NAMES AND IMMEDIATELY
ASSUMED THE PASSPORTS WERE FAKE, LIKE, "THERE'S NO WAY A HUMAN
BEING IS ACTUALLY CALLED BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH."
[LAUGHTER] I DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE BIT OF
THIS STORY.
I GET SHREDDING MAYBE ONE PASSPORT IN ERROR, BUT
42?
SURELY BY THE FOURTH ONE YOU HAVE TO THINK TO YOURSELF "THESE
BITS OF PAPER FEEL AWFULLY LIKE PASSPORTS."
Ian: I THINK YOU ARE LEAVING AND WE ARE TRYING TO
FIND OUR NEXT CHARMING SONG A DANCE A BRITISH MAN, BUT WE
WE ARE TAKING 42 BRITTS AT A TIME.
James: YOU PUT THEM ON A SPACESHIP AND WHAT DO YOU GOT?
I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS QUITE GOOD AT A FEW THINGS.
BUT EXCELS AT NOTHING.
I WONDER WHAT SCORE WOULD GET IF YOU COULD TAKE AN EXAM IN
SHOWBIZ.
I WILL BE PITCHING FOR A A.
Ian: HE WOULD DO GREAT.
James: I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT "THOROUGHLY MODERN
MILLIE."
[LAUGHTER] I COULD TALK TO YOU ABOUT
"SUNSET BOULEVARD."
TOM HARDY.
Ian: THIS IS GOING WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD, I
THINK.
[LAUGHTER] James: IT [BLEEP] IS,
ACTUALLY.
[LAUGHTER] AND WE WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT
THIS.
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, SNAKES CAN HEAR YOU IF YOU SCREAM OR
SPEAK VERY LOUDLY.
IT WAS PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED THAT SNAKES ONLY "HEARD" GROUND
VIBRATIONS, SO THE FACT THAT SNAKES HAVE ANY AIRBORNE HEARING
COMES AS A HUGE SURPRISE.
I MEAN, THEY CAN PROBABLY HEAR OTHER STUFF TOO, IT'S JUST
SCREAMING IS THE ONLY THING FROM MOST PEOPLE AROUND THEM.
ALL THEY HEAR IS-- [SCREAMING]
SNAKES CANNOT, HOWEVER, HEAR YOUR NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE.
SO IN THAT SENSE, THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND.
[LAUGHTER] NOW HE FOUND THIS OUT BECAUSE
THE SHOW IS COMING TO AN END AND WE DID A LOT OF RESEARCH ON WHO
OUR AUDIENCE IS, THE METRICS, AND WE FOUND OUT A LOT OF SNAKES
WATCH THAT SHOW.
[LAUGHTER] THAT'S COMPLETELY TRUE.
THAT IS NOT IN NO WAY A LIE LIKE I WAS TALKING ABOUT BEFORE.
IT IS FACT THAT THE SNAKES WATCH THAT SHOW.
WE DID NOT KNOW UNTIL THIS, SO THIS NEXT JOKE IS JUST FOR THE
SNAKES THAT ARE WATCHING, OK OKAY--
WHY DON'T SNAKES DRINK COFFEE!
BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM VIPER-ACTIVE.
♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
WOW.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
James: TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW BADLY THAT WENT, THERE IS
A LADY IN THE AUDIENCE UP THERE IN THE SECOND ROW DOWN, SECOND
SEAT IN...
PUT HER COAT ON.
[LAUGHTER] SHE IS ABOVE THIS, RIGHT?
THIS IS WHAT I SAW.
IT WENT-- I WENT, I DON'T DRINK COFFEE,
BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM VIPER-ACTIVE.
AND SHE WENT "AH, [BLEEP]."
[APPLAUSE] CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ELTON JOHN'S WALLPAPER IS HAPPENING INSIDE
YOUR COAT?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: IT IS JUST A PRINT,
EN.
EVERY NOW AND THEN I LIKE TO SHOW IT.
THAT'S ALL IT IS.
Ian: HAVE YOU NAME TO THE LITTLE BIRDS IN THERE.
YOU HAVE LIKE ONE ON EACH SIDE.
James: NO, DON'T BE A [BLEEP] IDIOT.
AND THERE IS THIS PASSENGER ON THE AIRLINES LOOKING FOR A VEGAN
BREAKFAST AND GETTING THIS.
I MEAN, TECHNICALLY IT IS A VEGAN.
THIS ENTIRE MEAL WAS NOTHING BUT A BANANA.
OR AS SPIRIT AIRLINES WOULD DESCRIBE IT,
"OH, LOOK AT MR. FANCY PANTS!"
AND FINALLY, NORWEGIAN CRUISE LINE HAS ANNOUNCED A JOHNNIE
WALKER CRUISE THROUGH NORTHERN EUROPE.
DURING THE CRUISE, PASSENGERS CAN TASTE A VARIETY OF JOHNNIE
WALKER WHISKEYS AND LEARN ABOUT THE COMPANY'S HISTORY.
IT'LL BE NICE TO SEE PEOPLE ON A CRUISE THROWING UP FROM
SOMETHING OTHER THAN NOROVIRUS.
IMAGINE HOW DIFFERENT THE PLOT TO "TITANIC" WOULD HAVE BEEN
WITH THIS MUCH JOHNNY WALKER BEING CONSUMED "I'M FLYING JACK"
WILL BE GO OUT ON THAT?
Ian: WE CAN GO OUT ON THAT.
James: AM I GOING TO WANT TO?
REGULAR WATCHERS KNOW THAT WE STRUGGLE TO WRAP UP THE
MONOLOGUE, SO WHAT WE WILL TRY TO DO IS GO OUT ON A WITTY
IMAGE, OKAY.
NOW, CAN YOU ZOOM AND ON THE LADY WHO WANTED TO LEAVE?
AND THIS IS GOING TO BE, LISTEN, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, MADAM?
MY NAME IS MARIANNA, AND WE ARE HERE ALL THE WAY FROM
EUROPE.
James: MARIANA, YOU WILL DECIDE WHETHER THIS GRAPHIC
REMAINS IN THE SHOW TONIGHT OR DOESN'T, OKAY?
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, IF YOU IN YOUR SEAT.EMOTELY FUNNY, STA-
[LAUGHTER] IF YOU DON'T, YOU CAN DO WHAT
YOU WANTED TO DO SINCE THE WHOLE SNAKE BIT AND LEAVE.
JUST GET UP AND LEAVE, ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU OKAY WITH
THIS?
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, SO HERE WE GO.
BIG JOKE.
THIS IS ON YOU.
I WANTED TO GO OUT ON THE OTHER BIT.
Ian: IT IS HILARIOUS.
James: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY, A JOHNNY WALKER BOOZE CRUISE?
NOT TO BE OUTDONE, ANOTHER WHISKEY HAS COME OUT WITH THEIR
OWN NAUTICAL EVENT.
INTRODUCING THE "FIREBALL WHISKEY JET-SKI EXPERIENCE."
[LAUGHTER] James: [LAUGHS]
AND THAT'S "THE NEWS" WHEN WE COME BACK, NIALL HORAN
IS HERE!
[BIRDS SQUAWKING] Louis: UNTIE ME YOU
SCOUNDRELS!
Niall: QUIET!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU, YOUNG MAN, YOU ARE LUCKY TO
STILL BE ALIVE.
THIS SHIP AND ITS BOOTY IS ALL OURS!
Louis: YOU'LL HANG FOR THIS.
I'M A NAVAL OFFICER.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANY OF YOU.
Niall: IT'S NOT US YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF.
Louis: WHO THEN?
James: ME, YOU SCURVY DOG!
THE CAPTAIN OF THE DIRTIEST, ROUGHEST CREW ON THE HIGH SEAS,
RANSACKING EVERY SHIP WE SEE AND KILLING ANYONE THAT STANDS IN
OUR WAY!
Louis: I SEE.
AND WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU?
Niall: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS?
♪ ♪ [SINGING]
James: I BET YOU'VE HEARD A MILLION TALES THAT TELL YOU WHO
I AM.
Niall: HIS NAME HAS TRAVELED EVERYWHERE, FROM ENGLAND TO
JAPAN!
James: AND WHEN THE SAILORS HEAR MY VOICE, THEY CRY AND
SHAKE IN FEAR.
Niall: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FORGET THE DAY THAT YOU MET
DREADBEARD!
Pirates: OH, DREADBEARD, DREADBEARD, THE SALTY PIRATE
KING!
James: I'LL SAIL ACROSS THE WORLD AND CONQUER EVERY LIVING
THING!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SO, DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR
QUESTION YOU LILY-LIVERED FOOL?
Louis: IT DOES.
EXCEPT NOW I HAVE NEW QUESTIONS.
[LAUGHTER] James: LIKE WHAT?
Louis: LIKE WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
James: WHAT WAS WHAT?
Louis: THAT WHOLE SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE.
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Niall: WHAT FOR?
TO STRIKE FEAR INTO YOUR HEART, AND SPREAD THE TERRIFYING TALE
OF CAPTAIN DREADBEARD!
Louis: RIGHT YEAH, WELL IT DEFINITELY DIDN'T DO THAT.
I MEAN, DO YOU PERFORM THAT EVERY TIME YOU BOARD A SHIP
James: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A SMART ALECK HERE
LADS.
Niall: YEAH, MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO TAKE TRIP TO DAVY JONES'
LOCKER?
Louis: OKAY, WHERE IS THIS MUSIC COMING FROM?
[ALL SINGING] Pirates: YOU BETTER LOSE THE
ATTITUDE, AND WATCH THE WAY YOU SPEAK-- YOU'LL HAVE TO WIN HIM
OVER IF IT'S MERCY THAT YOU SEEK.
Niall: 'CAUSE HE WAS JUST A SAILOR ONCE, SO INNOCENT AND
FREE!
James: BUT THEN A MERMAID BROKE MY HEART AND MADE A WRECK
OF ME!
James and Niall: SIREN OF THE DEEP!
HALF WOMAN AND HALF FISH!
I THINK OF YOU AND WEEP!
YOU ARE MY HEART'S TRUE WISH!
Pirates: OH, DREADBEARD, DREADBEARD, SULTAN OF THE SAIL!
Niall: NOW TIGHTEN UP YOUR ACT OR HE WILL FEED YOU TO A
WHALE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Louis: I'M SORRY.
A MERMAID BROKE YOUR HEART?
Niall: YES!
James: NO, IT'S A METAPHOR!
Louis: AND WHO'S IDEA WAS THE RIBBONS?
Niall: THAT WAS ACTUALLY MY IDEA.
THOUGHT THEY ADDED A POP OF COLOR.
DO YOU THINK IT WORKED?
Louis: NO, THEY'RE GOOD, THEY'RE GREAT.
I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO SCARE ME.
James: I TOLD YOU THE RIBBONS DIDN'T WORK!
Niall: I THINK THEY'RE FUN.
James: THEY'RE NOT FUN.
THEY'RE EMBARRASSING.
Niall: OKAY, GOOD NOTE, WE'LL LOSE THE RIBBONS.
Louis: ALSO, I'VE NEVER MET PIRATES BEFORE BUT I FEEL LIKE
THERE SHOULD BE SLIGHTLY LESS MUSICAL THEATRE INVOLVED.
Nick: TO BE HONEST WE'RE NOT THAT INTO THE SONG STUFF.
WE'RE MOSTLY JUST HERE FOR THE PILLAGING.
Niall: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LOVED THIS!
PHILLIP: YEAH, NOT REALLY.
James: QUIET, EVERYONE!
AND YOU!
YOU LOVE DANCING, NOW YOU!
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, EITHER YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY
DEMANDS, OR I WILL STUFF YOU MYSELF PERMANENTLY, ANY OTHER
QUESTIONS?
Louis: YES.
HOW MUCH REHEARSAL DOES THIS ALL TAKE?
THREE HOUR THREE HOURS A DAY, IT'S A NIGHTMARE.
THEY EVEN MAKE US AUDITION, YET SOMEHOW THEY ALWAYS GET THE
LEAD.
Niall: THAT'S IT, YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED WHEN YOU HAD
THE CHANCE!
CAPTION DREADBEARD, MAKE HIM WALK THE PLANK!
James: LEFT, RIGHT!
LEFT, RIGHT!
STEP, KICK, BALL, CHANGE!
RIGHT, LEFT!
Louis: THERE'S ANOTHER SONG?
[ALL SINGING] Pirates: WHO'S THE PIRATE
WITH THE HOT STUFF?
WHO'S THE PIRATE SO MEAN AND ROUGH?!
WHO'S THE PIRATE COMING TO YOUR TOWN?
WHO'S THE PIRATE GONNA TEAR IT DOWN?
Niall: TAP BREAK!
♪ ♪ Pirates: HE'S THE PI-RATE
SENSATION!
PILLAGING ACROSS THE NATION!
HE'S THE PI-RATE SENSATION!
HE'LL FED YOU TO THE CRUSTACEANS!
HE'S THE PI-RATE SENSATION!
AND HE IS COMING FOR YOU!
Louis: OKAY, ARE YOU FINISH BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO
GET ON-- [ALL SINGING]
Pirates: HE'S THE PI-RATE SENSATION!
WALK THE PLANK IN SYNCOPATION!
HE'S A PI-RATE SENSATION!
James: AND I AM COMING FOR YOU!
Pirates: WATCH OUT 'CAUSE DREADBEARD IS BACK, BABY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Louis: I THINK I'D RATHER BE
DEAD.
James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NIALL HORAN!
WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
WILL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.
James: WELCOME BACK!
LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
HIS NEW SPECIAL, "HELLO WORLD," IS OUT NOW.
NATE BARGATZE!
♪ IT'S NATE BARGATZE ♪ James: I'M SO HAPPY TO MEET
YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING!
SHE'S OSCAR-NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE IN "EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE,
ALL AT ONCE," JAMIE LEE CURTIS!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
♪ IT'S JAMIE LEE CURTIS ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ James: HOW ARE YOU?
HAVE A SEAT!
♪ ♪ Jamie: THANK YOU.
♪ ♪ James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING
HERE.
Jamie: DID I FRIGHTEN YOU WITH MY HUG?
Nate: I APPRECIATE IT.
James: HE IS A HUGGABLE MAN.
Jamie: OKAY, JUST CHECKING, BECAUSE MY LAWYERS ARE ALWAYS
WORRIED.
James: YOU MUST DO A LOT OF HUGGING NOW.
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AWARD SEASON.
YOU DO EVENTS EVERY NIGHT.
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE-- Jamie: YOU LOVE ME.
BY THE WAY, YOUR INTRO, TRULY ABOUT WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY IS
GOING TO NOW BE BAD BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO ME.
BUT I KNOW YOU THINK I AM HERE, I'M SURE YOU DO, AND YOU ALL
THINGS THAT I AM HERE TO PROMOTE THE BEST MOVIE OF 2022!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW IS NOT JUST
THE BEST MOVIE OF 2022, BUT MAY BE THE BEST MOVIE OF A
GENERATION.
CERTAINLY.
James: WITH THE BEST PERFORMANCES.
Jamie: WITH THE BEST PERFORMANCES.
AND I'M SURE YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING I AM HERE TO PROMOTE
THE FACT THAT I WON A SAG AWARD THIS WEEKEND.
AND THAT I WAS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR AFTER BEING IN THE
BUSINESS-- BUT NOT ABOUT THAT.
YOU ARE NOT LISTENING!
AFTER BEING IN THE BUSINES SINCE I HAVE BEEN 19, I AM NOW
64.
DO THE [BLEEP] MATH.
AND NOW THAT IS HAPPENING.
I'M NOT HERE TO PROMOTE THAT.
I'M NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF AT ALL.
I AM HERE NOT TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT MY MOVIES HAVE MADE
$2.5 BILLION IN BOX OFFICE, AND THAT TOM CRUISE ISN'T THE ONLY
ONE WHO SAVED SHOW BUSINESS!
I AM NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF.
I AM HERE FOR ONE REASON ONLY.
James: GO ON.
Jamie: I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE LIKE THE NICEST
GUY.
AND I AM ONLY HERE TO TELL YOU THAT.
I AM HERE BECAUSE YOU ARE WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL
HUMAN BEING.
AND YOU ARE A GREAT [BLEEP] HOST.
AND WE ARE GOING TO MISS YOU.
AND I'VE BEEN HERE WITH YOU MANY TIMES, AND YOU'RE JUST A LOVELY
HUMAN BEING.
AND THAT IS THE ONLY REASON!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: I LOVE YOU.
Jamie: THAT IS THE ONLY REASON I CAME HERE.
WAS NOT THE TIMING OF EVERYTHING ELSE.
AND TO THAT POINT, FOR THAT POINT, SINCE YOU ARE NOW OUT OF
A JOB AND NOW UNEMPLOYED-- [LAUGHTER]
YOUR KIDS GO TO SCHOOL AND THEY ARE GOING TO NEED NEW SHOES.
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WAYS THAT YOU CAN MAKE A LIVING, AND
AS YOU KNOW I AM QUITE INDUSTRIOUS.
SO I HAD SOMETHING MADE BY MY FRIEND ADAM MAY DO THIS AND I AM
THINKING THAT YOU CAN SELL THEM ON YOUR WEBSITE, WHICH IS THE
JAMES "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ACTION FIGURE.
AND THEY WILL GO WITH MY ACTION FIGURE, AND MAY BE, BECAUSE THE
TRUTH IS I AM ALSO UNEMPLOYED, NOW WE BOTH HAVE A REVENUE
STREAM IT.
I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD JUST BE SOMETHING HELPFUL FOR YOU SINCE
YOU ARE A REALLY GOOD GUY, NOW YOU CAN MAYBE MAKE A LITTLE BIT
OF DOUGH.
James: I WILL ABSOLUTELY TREASURE THIS, IT MEANS THE
WORLD TO ME.
Jamie: THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I CAME, BUT I WOULD LIKE
TO HEAR FROM YOU ALTHOUGH I HAVE SAID TOO MUCH.
James: YES, YOU ARE A BIG FAN OF JAMIE'S.
YOU JUST WATCHED HER FIRST "HALLOWEEN" MOVIE?
Nate: DURING COVID WE DID DRIVE-IN THEATER SHOWS, AND
AFTER THE SHOW WE WATCHED "HALLOWEEN" ALONE RIGHT OUTSIDE
OF LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY, AND IT WAS JUST TREES AND DARKNESS.
Jamie: U.N. WHO?
Nate: MY OPENERS.
Jamie: DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE?
Nate: I DID NOT BREAK IT.
James: THAT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE A TERRIFYING PLACE TO WATCH
SUCH A MOVIE.
Nate: IT WAS BRUTAL, AND IT WAS VERY SCARY, JUST ADDED TO
IT.
AND I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH THESE MOVIES GROWING UP.
AND SO I REMEMBER SPENDING THE NIGHT AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE AND A
BUNCH OF BOYS SPENDING THE NIGHT, AND WE WATCHED "FRIDAY
THE 13TH, DID NOT KNOW THAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO THAT.
AND I STOOD UP AND I WAS LIKE I DON'T THINK THAT I'M ALLOWED TO
WATCH THIS.
EXPECTING OTHERS TO JOIN ME, NO ONE DID.
AND THE KIDS MOM WAS LIKE MAYBE JUST DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS,
AND I WAS LIKE I'VE ALREADY CALLED THEM AND THEY ARE ON
THEIR WAY.
[LAUGHTER] AND I LEFT AND I WENT HOME.
Jamie: WOW.
James: JAMIE-- Jamie: WHAT, JAMES, WHAT?
LOOK AT ME AND TOM CRUISE!
WE BOTH SAVED TO THE WORLD AND SHOW BUSINESS!
James: TELL US ABOUT THE FIRST TIME YOU MET TOM CRUISE?
Jamie: THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME I MET TOM CRUISE WAS
AT THE OSCAR NOMINATION LUNCHEON.
I WAS WALKING THROUGH AND TOM WAS TO MY LEFT AND I HEARD "HEY,
JAMIE."
I TURNED AROUND AND WE HAD THIS MOMENT TOGETHER WHERE HE WAS
LIKE CAN YOU BELIEVE WE ARE HERE?
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS WHY HE IS TOM CRUISE, BECAUSE HE IS
SO EARNEST TO GET SO BEAUTIFUL THAT WAY, LIKE YOU.
HE IS VERY REAL AND HE WAS SAYING COMING YOU KNOW, WE HAVE
BOTH BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, AND HERE WE
ARE AS OSCAR NOMINEES.
IN A ROOM WE HAVE NEVER BEEN INVITED INTO BEFORE.
AND THAT WAS A MOMENT WHERE I WAS VERY GLAD TO BE WITH HIM.
James: HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANY ACTING?
IS IT SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO?
Nate: I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO DO IT.
I CANNOT NOT DO THIS ACCENT.
SO YOU EITHER WANT THIS OR YOU ARE LIKE "NO."
I WOULD DO AUDITIONS AND I REMEMBER ALLISON'S WAS ALWAYS
SWEET TO ME.
James: THE CASTING DIRECTOR OF COMEDY MOVIES.
Nate: I WROTE AN EMAIL TO THEM AFTERWARDS, BECAUSE IT WAS
SO BAD.
LIKE FALL DOWN ON YOUR KNEES IN THIS--
AND IT WAS GOING SO BAD THAT I WAS LIKE, I'M NOT GOING TO DO
THE NEATEST THING.
SO THEN ED HELPED, AND HAD THEN THE "ENTOURAGE" I AUDITIONED,
HALEY JOEL OZMENT, AND I HAD AN ACTING COACH, AND HE SAID
WHAT YOU THINK, AND I SAID-- HE SAID, I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY TO
GET OUT OF THE AUDITION.
AND THAT WAS HIS BEST ADVICE, YOU SHOULD JUST NOT EVEN COMING
HE SAID I THINK IT WILL HURT YOU MORE IF YOU GO.
[LAUGHTER] IT WAS JUST ALL OF HOLLYWOOD.
James: WE ACTUALLY FOUND ONE OF THE EARLY HEAD SHOTS.
WHAT WERE WE THINKING HERE?
WHAT WAS THE THOUGHT HERE, NATE?
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
Nate: WAS ONE OF THE LAST PUBLIC WATER FOUNTAINS.
AND I GUESS YOU ARE TRYING TO CAPTURE ALL OF THE FUN.
I'M NOT EVEN THAT FUN OF A PERSON.
THAT PERSON LOOKS LIKE, IF YOU SEE MY ACTING WOULD BE LIKE,
WELL, THAT'S NOT THE ACT I THOUGHT I WOULD GET.
James: BUT I DON'T THINK THAT THIS PERSON DOES LOOK FUN.
IF I SEE THIS PERSON IN A PUBLIC PARK, I AM GRABBING MY KID SO
QUICK.
[LAUGHTER] AND WE ARE GOING TO ANOTHER
PARK.
WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?
GET AWAY FROM THIS MAN.
Nate: I HAD A BAND-AID ON MY FINGER TOO, AND THAT'S WHY I
HAD TO ADJUST-- [LAUGHTER]
James: NOW, JAMIE, YOU HAVE SOMETHING, WE HAVE TO
CONGRATULATE YOU ON A MOVIE EVERYONE AT "THE LATE LATE SHOW"
LOVES SO MUCH.
AND THAT MOVIE IS "EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL AT ONCE"!
IT HAS 11 OSCAR NOMINATIONS!
AND WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY TO YOU RIGHT HERE IS BECAUSE WE LOVE IT
SO MUCH, LET'S LOOK AT A CLIP FROM "EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE,
ALL AT ONCE" WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND STREAMING
EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW!
♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME
BACK.
YOUR 30s, AND WE ARE LIKE "WHERE ARE WE GOING?
HOW LATE ARE THEY OPEN?
IS IT LOUD?
I AM GOING TO DRIVE SEPARATE."
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IN YOUR 40s IT'S...
"I'M NOT GOING.
I'M MAD THAT YOU THOUGHT I WOULD GO."
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM MY FAVORITE SPECIAL OF THE YEAR
SO FAR "HELLO WORLD" STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PRIME VIDEO.
CONGRATS ON THE SPECIAL!
I LOVE THIS SPECIAL, I LOVE THE LAST SPECIAL, I AM SO EXCITED
FOR THE NEW TOUR.
YOU MENTION IN THE SPECIAL THAT YOUR WIFE HAS GOTTEN INTO
SELLING THINGS ONLINE.
WHAT KIND OF THINGS?
Nate: POINTLESS THINGS.
SHE'S CELLS STUFF ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE, STUFF THAT
SHOULD BE THROWN AWAY.
SHE SOLD FOLDING CHAIR FOR $5, SO BEST-CASE SCENARIO WE RECEIVE
$5, WORST CASE, OUR WHOLE FAMILY IS MURDERED.
James: RISK VERSUS REWARD.
Nate: YES.
AND THEN SHE WANTED TO GIVE IT FOR FREE ANYWAY, BECAUSE AT $5,
WHAT DO BARGAINING?
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY DOING?
YOU KNOW, I WILL GIVE YOU TWO, THERE'S A POINT WHERE YOU GO
"JUST TAKE IT.
YOU CAN HAVE IT."
James: YOU ARE HEADING OUT ON THE BE FUNNY TOUR, AND THEN
HAVE TO GO NATIONAL, BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL AT
YOUR DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Nate: I AM DOING CAREER DAY.
AND YOU ARE WITH LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE OUR JOBS ARE NOT NORMAL.
SO IT'S VERY COOL, BUT THEN YOU ARE NEXT-- I WAS NEXT TO A
SURGEON LAST YEAR, AND HE HAS LIKE THE SKELETON OUT THERE, AND
LIKE PULLING STUFF OUT AND I'M JUST SITTING, I HAD LIKE MY CD.
[LAUGHTER] AND THEN HE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW
MUCH SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO GO TO.
AND THE KIDS ARE LIKE ASKING ME.
AND I AM LIKE, YOU ALL HAVE ALREADY GONE TO PLENTY.
YOU CAN FINISH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS HAPPY, THEN
BEADED AND GET OUT THERE.
START DOING COMEDY.
James: WELL, GOOD LUCK, HAVE A GREAT TOUR!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Jamie: OKAY.
James: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
A LOT OF HINTS ON THE INTERNET ABOUT A "FREAKY FRIDAY" SEQUEL.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NOW WHERE IS THIS AT?
WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT IT?
IS IT HAPPENING?
Jamie: I CAN TELL YOU THAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: YOU AND LINDSAY
LOHAN ARE TALKING?
Jamie: I THINK ME AND LINDSAY LOHAN ARE TALKING?
I THINK THE MOUTH THAT ROARS WITH THE BIG EARS IS TALKING.
James: DID YOU KNOW THERE IS CHUCK E. CHEESE'S MOVIE?
Jamie: I THINK THERE SHOULD-- THAT IT SHOULD VERY
WELL HAPPEN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE
A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?
Reggie: I HATE TO ASK THIS QUESTION BECAUSE IT IS PRETTY
SCARY AND SERIOUS, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT?
Nate: MY FAVORITE ROBOTS, SHORT-CIRCUIT ROBOT.
Jamie: YOU KNOW, I AM NOT INTO ROBOTS, REGGIE.
I AM INTO YOU, I AM INTO YOU.
AND YOUR MUSIC.
NOT INTO ROBOTS.
THAT'S MY ANSWER.
MY FATHER WAS A ROBOT.
[LAUGHTER] Reggie: THOSE ARE BOTH
CORRECT ANSWERS.
PLEASE THANK OUR GUESTS JAMIE LEE CURTIS AND
NATE BARGATZE!
WHEN WE COME BACK, THE SCARLET OPERA IS HERE!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
James: WELCOME BACK.
HERE MAKING THEIR TELEVISION DEBUT PERFORMING "ALIVE" FROM
THEIR FORTHCOMING EP "COMEDY," WHICH IS OUT MARCH 24TH.
PLEASE WELCOME, THE SCARLET OPERA!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY LIES, EVERYBODY ♪
♪ SO YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONE ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY CRIES, EVERYBODY ♪
♪ BEST TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ALL MY
LIFE ♪ ♪ FALLING INTO CITY LIGHTS ♪
♪ BEING HELD DOWN BY THESE LONELY SMILES ♪
♪ BUT I WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ I'VE GIVEN IT ALL AWAY ♪
♪ BUT SOME THINGS ARE MINE ♪ ♪ YEAH I GAVE IT ALL AWAY ♪
♪ BUT JUST FOR ONE NIGHT ♪ ♪ THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING ♪
♪ BUT NOBODY CARES ♪ ♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT BABY ♪
♪ GET WHAT YOU CAN ♪ ♪ LIFE KEEPS ROLLING ♪
♪ SO KEEP THE PARTY ALIVE ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ ♪ SAW IT ON THE NEWS ♪
♪ BABY'S GOT THE BLUES ♪ ♪ READ IT IN THE TIMES ♪
♪ NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE ♪ ♪ NOTHING MORE TO CHOOSE ♪
♪ HEADED FOR THE SKY ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ALL MY
LIFE ♪ ♪ FALLING INTO CITY LIGHTS ♪
♪ BEING HELD DOWN BY THESE LONELY SMILES ♪
♪ BUT I WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ I'VE GIVEN IT ALL AWAY ♪
♪ BUT SOME THINGS ARE MINE ♪ ♪ YEAH I GAVE IT ALL AWAY ♪
♪ BUT JUST FOR ONE NIGHT ♪ ♪ THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING ♪
♪ BUT NOBODY CARES ♪ ♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT BABY ♪
♪ GET WHAT YOU CAN ♪ ♪ LIFE KEEPS ROLLING ♪
♪ SO KEEP THE PARTY ALIVE ♪ ♪ WHOA ♪
♪ KEEP THE PARTY ♪ ♪ ALIVE ♪
♪ THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING ♪ ♪ BUT NOBODY CARES ♪
♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT BABY ♪ ♪ GET WHAT YOU CAN ♪
♪ LIFE KEEPS ROLLING ♪ ♪ SO KEEP THE PARTY ALIVE ♪
♪ ALIVE, ALIVE ♪ ♪ ALIVE ♪
♪ KEEPIN THE PARTY ALIVE ♪ ♪ ALIVE, ALIVE ♪
♪ ALIVE ♪ ♪ THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING ♪
♪ BUT NOBODY CARES ♪ ♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT BABY ♪
♪ GET WHAT YOU CAN ♪ ♪ LIFE KEEPS ROLLING ♪
♪ SO KEEP THE PARTY ♪ ♪ ALIVE ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: OH, MY WORD!
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
OH, I LOVED IT THAT SO MUCH!
THE SCARLET OPERA, EVERYBODY!
YOU CAN CATCH THEM ON THEIR WEST COAST TOUR THIS APRIL.
James: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
TOMORROW NIGHT, SHERYL LEE RALPH AND KE HUY QUAN.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.