1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:05,939 ♪ ARE YOU READY TO BUY BOAT? 2 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:11,378 ♪ ♪ TAKE IT OUT ON THE LAKE ♪ 3 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:18,218 ♪ AND NOT A POSITIVE, IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪ 4 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:21,855 Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM 5 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:25,325 BURBANK HOLLYWOOD, EAST CENTURY BY WAY OF ECHO PARK, GIVE IT UP 6 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:29,996 FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY... 7 00:00:29,996 --> 00:00:32,599 JAMES CORDEN! 8 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:38,438 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: HELLO, HOW ARE YOU! 9 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:43,042 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE! 10 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:45,612 WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW"! 11 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:49,015 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANKS FOR COMING! 12 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:53,987 I APPRECIATE IT. 13 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:57,791 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW 14 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,058 TONIGHT. 15 00:00:59,058 --> 00:00:59,592 SHE IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "THE WHALE," "THE 16 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:01,027 MENU," AND "WATCHMEN." 17 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:04,931 HER NEW SERIES "THE NIGHT AGENT" PREMIERES MARCH 23RD ON NETFLIX. 18 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:10,069 THE SUPREMELY TALENTED, HONG CHAU! 19 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:12,572 IT IS HERE TONIGHT! 20 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,008 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HOW ARE YOU? 21 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:16,543 Hong: I'M DOING GREAT! 22 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:19,379 James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINDING THE TIME FOR US AND 23 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,948 WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE IS AN EXTRAORDINARILY BUSY PART OF 24 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:23,049 YOUR LIFE. 25 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:26,553 Hong: IT IS, I ALSO HAVE A 2-YEAR-OLD SO I AM BUSY. 26 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:28,788 James: THE 2-YEAR-OLD IS FINE? 27 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:31,324 Hong: HANGS OUT WITH THE DOG, IT'S GOOD. 28 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:33,460 IT IS TO BE ON MAN'S BEST FRIEND, PUT THEM BOTH IN 29 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:37,063 THE CUPBOARD, THEY WILL BE ABSOLUTELY FUN. 30 00:01:37,063 --> 00:01:40,066 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, HONG CHAU! 31 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:43,970 AND THE BRILLIANT EMMY-WINNING ACTOR, 32 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:46,105 YOU KNOW FROM "CHILDRENS HOSPITAL" AND "BALLERS." 33 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:47,941 HE HAS A NEW MOVIE OUT NOW CALLED, "THE DONOR PARTY." 34 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:52,612 THE SENSATIONAL, MR. ROB CORDDRY! 35 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,180 HOW ARE YOU, ROB? 36 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:56,216 Rob: OH, I AM SO GOOD. 37 00:01:56,216 --> 00:02:01,120 James: SO GLAD YOU GOT THE MEMO ON THE RED WINE SUIT 38 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:01,955 TONIGHT. 39 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,189 Rob: [LAUGHS] WE LOOK FANTASTIC. 40 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:07,393 James: YOU KNOW WHAT, WE ACTUALLY DO. 41 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:12,632 Rob: I WANT TO BRING YOU ONE OF THESE COOKIES. 42 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:18,204 WHEN I COME OUT. 43 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:20,173 James: YOU DO THAT. 44 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:22,809 OKAY, SEE YOU LATER, ROB CORDDRY, EVERYBODY. 45 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:27,947 AND LATER IN THE SHOW AT AN INCREDIBLE FROM STEVEN SANCHEZ, YOU DON'T 46 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:28,414 WANT TO MISS THAT. 47 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:31,618 ARE YOU READY? 48 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:32,752 Reggie: YES. 49 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:35,955 James: ALL RIGHT, I AM JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS IS "THE 50 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,124 LATE LATE SHOW"! 51 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:43,963 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 52 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:45,832 ♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW," OH, OH, "THE LATE LATE SHOW," WOO! ♪ 53 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,534 ♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW," OH, OH, "THE LATE LATE SHOW" OH-OH! ♪ 54 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:56,976 ♪ IT'S "THE LATE, LATE SHOW" ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 55 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,711 James: IT CERTAINLY IS. 56 00:02:58,711 --> 00:02:59,946 BLESS YOU, EVERYBODY. 57 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:05,752 PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, HOW ARE YOU DOING, REG, ARE YOU WELL? 58 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,954 Reggie: YES, JUST CAME BACK FROM LONDON. 59 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:09,822 James: YOU WERE IN LONDON? 60 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:14,193 THE COMEDY FESTIVAL THING? 61 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:15,528 Reggie: JUST FOR LAUGHS. 62 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:16,095 YES. 63 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:17,931 James: HOW DID IT GO? 64 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,834 Reggie: IT WAS AWESOME, JUST LANDED, DID A COOL SHOW, 65 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:26,139 AND THEN THE NEXT NIGHT DID A SHOW AT THE CLUB AND IT WAS 66 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,541 REALLY GREAT, AND IT WAS SO FAST. 67 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:29,642 BUT YES, IT WAS GREAT. 68 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:31,911 I MADE IT BACK IN TIME FOR THE SHOW. 69 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:35,615 James: HOW ARE YOU DOING, ALL GOOD? 70 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:36,516 Ian: YES, ALL GOOD. 71 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:41,521 I WENT TO BURBANK. 72 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:45,658 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: I GOT A TEXT FROM 73 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:54,334 IAN AT 8:45 THAT JUST SAID "I AM WATCHING "JERRY MAGUIRE." 74 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:57,503 James: YOU SAID, YOU HAD SOME REAL SOLITUDE. 75 00:03:57,503 --> 00:04:01,341 Ian: I DID NOT SPEAK TO ANYONE THE ENTIRE DAY UNTIL WE 76 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:02,542 TALKED. 77 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,078 James: AND YOU WENT INTO THE SILENCE, WHAT DID YOU FIND 78 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,147 OUT ABOUT YOURSELF? 79 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:13,052 Ian: THAT DEEP DOWN, AT THE VERY CORE OF WHO I AM, RIGHT 80 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:18,524 DOWN IN THE GRANULAR BASE LEVEL, I AM A PRETTY BORING GUY. 81 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:25,131 [LAUGHTER] YEAH. 82 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:29,068 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: IT IS THAT TIME. 83 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:34,040 IT IS TIME FOR "THE NEWS." 84 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,541 LATER THIS WEEK, PRESIDENT BIDEN WILL BE RELEASING HIS BUDGET. 85 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,310 BUT HIS ADMINISTRATION IS ALREADY LEAKING THE FACT THAT 86 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,012 BIDEN WILL PROPOSE A TAX INCREASE TO KEEP MEDICARE 87 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,680 SOLVENT PRACTICALLY DARING REPUBLICANS TO COME OUT AGAINST 88 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,215 IT. 89 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,684 BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS "DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL STILL BE OKAY WHEN 90 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:51,758 YOU RETIRE" LIKE AN 80-YEAR-OLD PRESIDENT WHO 91 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:52,859 REFUSES TO RETIRE. 92 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:55,294 KEEPING MEDICARE SOLVENT! 93 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:58,798 IT'S NOT EXCITING, BUT IT IS IMPORTANT. 94 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:03,936 IT'S THE WEEKNIGHT SEX OF POLITICS. 95 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:05,171 [LAUGHTER] BIDEN'S BUDGET WILL PROPOSE 96 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:09,042 RAISING A TAX ON AMERICANS EARNING MORE THAN $400,000. 97 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:12,612 A BRILLIANT IDEA FROM A GUY WHO COINCIDENTALLY MAKES EXACTLY 98 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:17,083 $400,000. 99 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,718 IN OTHER NEWS, DONALD TRUMP'S ATTORNEYS ARE ASKING TO DELAY 100 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:22,889 THE TRIAL DATE OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S FRAUD CASE-- 101 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:26,893 BECAUSE THEY SAY THE NEW YORK ATTORNEY GENERAL HAS SO MUCH 102 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,362 EVIDENCE, THEY CAN'T REVIEW IT ALL IN TIME. 103 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:31,931 APPARENTLY, THERE ARE 2.6 MILLION PAGES OF 104 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:35,635 EVIDENCE. 105 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:42,375 SEE, THESE ARE THE DOCUMENTS TRUMP SHOULD HAVE STOLEN. 106 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:47,346 [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 107 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:52,351 I LOVE HOW TRUMP'S DEFENSE TEAM IS LIKE, "THERE'S SO MUCH 108 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,120 EVIDENCE OF FRAUD THAT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO REVIEW 109 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:54,654 IT. 110 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:58,024 ALSO, HE'S INNOCENT." 111 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,192 [LAUGHTER] BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT'S A 112 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,829 PRETTY SMART STRATEGY BY TRUMP. 113 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:05,698 COMMIT SO MUCH FRAUD THAT BY THE TIME THEY'RE READY FOR YOUR 114 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:09,202 TRIAL, YOU'LL BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AGAIN. 115 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:12,705 AND ACCORDING TO HIS ALLIES, DONALD TRUMP IS CURRENTLY 116 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:15,575 TESTING OUT NEW NICKNAMES FOR HIS CHIEF REPUBLICAN RIVAL, 117 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,844 FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS. 118 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:22,348 WHILE HE SEEMS TO BE SET ON "RON DESANCTIMONIOUS," HE IS ALSO 119 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:26,018 CONSIDERING "RON DISHONEST," "RONDEESTABLISHMENT," AND "TINY 120 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:31,090 D." 121 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,725 [LAUGHTER] IT'S JUST NICE TO SEE TRUMP 122 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:36,629 LASER-FOCUSED ON THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES OF THE DAY. 123 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:44,003 TINY D MAKES IT SOUND LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO RELEASE A SONG WITH DJ 124 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:51,477 KHALED. 125 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:52,945 WHAT HAPPENED TO MEATBALL RON? 126 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:54,814 Ian: APPARENTLY DONALD TRUMP DID NOT COME UP 127 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,983 WITH MEATBALL RON. 128 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,920 James: I THINK HE SHOULD RUN THE WHOLE WAY WITH MEATBALL 129 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,522 RON. 130 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:05,925 Reggie: THEY CAN CALL HIM RON DNC. 131 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:10,730 James: TO ASSOCIATE HIM WITH-- 132 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:17,303 [[BUZZER] OR TINY BALLS. 133 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:19,372 James: OR WHAT? 134 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,908 TINY BALLS. 135 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:26,646 JUST CALL HIM TINY BALLS. 136 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:30,516 I AM NOT MAD AT IT. 137 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:34,587 IT'S LIKE THE MYTH ABOUT LIKE, YOU KNOW WHEN EVERYBODY SAYS 138 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:38,791 THAT NAPOLEON WAS REALLY SHORT? 139 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,928 YOU KNOW HE WAS ABOVE AVERAGE HEIGHT, AND IT WAS ALL 140 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:45,231 PROPAGANDA, IF YOU WENT WITH TINY BALLS, IT'S VERY DIFFICULT 141 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:51,137 FOR RON DeSANTIS TO COME OUT AND GO, I HAVE REGULAR SIZED 142 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,773 BALLS! 143 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:59,345 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OH, TINY BALLS. 144 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:04,283 YOU CAN EVEN GO ONE FURTHER. 145 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:05,651 BIG D, TINY BALLS. 146 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,920 THAT'S THE WORST. 147 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,389 LIKE LITTLE TICK TAX. 148 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:20,600 BUT A REGULAR SACK, THE SAC IS NOT SMALL, IT'S THE BALLS. 149 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:25,171 [LAUGHTER] AND HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? 150 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:32,345 WAX FIGURES OF PRINCESS KATE HAVE GONE VIRAL AFTER THE WORST 151 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:36,782 WAX MUSEUM IN POLAND FOR A REMINDER, HERE'S THE ACTUAL 152 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:38,184 PRINCE AND PRINCESS OF WALES HERE. 153 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:42,688 AND HERE ARE THE WAX VERSIONS. 154 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:50,263 [LAUGHTER] THE WAX PRINCE WILLIAM LOOKS 155 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:57,136 LIKE HE JUST WALKED INTO PRINCE ANDREW'S ROOM BY MISTAKE. 156 00:08:57,136 --> 00:09:07,647 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 157 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,515 THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR BODIES WERE JUST LIFTED OUT OF THE TITANIC. 158 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,517 BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, AT LEAST NOW I KNOW WHAT THEY'D BOTH LOOK 159 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:17,156 LIKE IF THEY GOT INFECTED IN "THE LAST OF US." 160 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:27,366 [LAUGHTER] THOSE TWO PHOTOS SIDE-BY-SIDE 161 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:36,075 ARE A PERFECT. 162 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:44,517 "WHEN THE EDIBLE HITS" MEME. 163 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,685 DOING YOGA CAN HELP MEN LAST THREE TIMES LONGER IN BED. 164 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:49,288 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME MY WIFE HAS TEXTED ME A NEWS STORY 165 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:52,658 SAYING, "YOU COULD USE THIS FOR THE SHOW." 166 00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:57,163 IN SOME CASES, IT JUST SEEMED LONGER BECAUSE THE MEN WOULDN'T 167 00:09:57,163 --> 00:10:03,369 SHUT UP ABOUT "OH MY GOD, YOGA WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE." 168 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:06,105 [LAUGHTER] THIS IS TRUE, AFTER 12 WEEKS 169 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:12,912 OF YOGA, THE TIME WENT FROM AN AVERAGE OF JUST UNDER 26 170 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:17,883 SECONDS TO ALMOST A MINUTE AND A HALF. 171 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:18,951 WOW, 26 SECONDS? 172 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:22,488 I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS A STUDY ABOUT TANTRIC SEX. 173 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:26,325 HAVE YOU GUYS GIVEN IT A GO, YOGA? 174 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:28,127 Ian: NO, I PROBABLY SHOULD. 175 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,762 I'M GETTING TIGHT. 176 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,664 I HAVE A BAD BACK RIGHT NOW. 177 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:35,801 James: I TRIED YOGA AND FELL ASLEEP, COMPLETELY TRUE 178 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,036 STORY. 179 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:40,172 COMPLETELY TRUE STORY, BECAUSE THE GUY WAS LIKE, LOOK, THIS IS 180 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:43,576 ALL ABOUT SMALL GAINS, OVER TIME. 181 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:47,246 JUST LIE DOWN, BREATHE, AND THEN I WAS OUT ASLEEP. 182 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:51,417 I WAS COMPLETELY ASLEEP. 183 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:55,888 AND HE GOT LIKE ANNOYED WITH ME. 184 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:57,023 THE DUDE GOT ANNOYED. 185 00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:04,463 AND IT WAS LIKE, YOU JUST SAID TO JUST COMPLETELY RELAX. 186 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:09,602 Ian: IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOGA, HAVE YOU TRIED FROZEN 187 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,138 YOGA? 188 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,906 [LAUGHTER] James: SOME DAYS I THINK, 189 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:16,075 SHOULD WE END THE SHOW? 190 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:19,578 IS THIS SILLY? 191 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:22,381 WALKING OUT ON THE BEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE, AND THEN THERE ARE 192 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:27,119 MOMENTS WHERE I SAY, IT'S 100% TIME. 193 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:29,121 [LAUGHTER] AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS. 194 00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:31,290 THE BOSTON DYNAMICS ROBOT DOG TOOK THE RUNWAY AT A FASHION 195 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,458 SHOW THE OTHER DAY. 196 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,626 TAKE A LOOK. 197 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,427 THERE'S THE ROBOT DOG THERE INTERACTING WITH THE MODEL ON 198 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,961 THE RUNWAY. 199 00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:41,434 THE ROBOT THEN HELPS HER OUT OF HER WRAP BY TAKING HER GARMENT. 200 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:47,573 AND THEN IT HANDS IT BACK TO HER. 201 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:53,245 JUST THERE, LOOK. 202 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:59,185 17 DEAD AT THAT FASHION SHOW. 203 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,719 AND SOME INSIDER GOSSIP-- AFTER MODELING IN A PARIS FASHION 204 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:04,356 SHOW, TODAY THAT ROBOT WAS LINKED TO LEONARDO DICAPRIO. 205 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:05,524 [LAUGHTER] BUT IT WAS A PRETTY COOL 206 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:07,159 DISPLAY. 207 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:09,128 IF IT CAN DO THAT WITH CLOTHES, IMAGINE WHAT IT CAN DO WITH 208 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:13,766 HUMAN SKIN! 209 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:17,903 [LAUGHTER] AND FINALLY, WE HAVE A NEW 210 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,206 GUINNESS WORLD RECORD TO TELL YOU ABOUT. 211 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:30,549 TWO MEN TRADED JERSEYS IN LESS THAN FOUR-AND-A-HALF SECONDS. 212 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:30,850 HAVE A LOOK. 213 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:35,454 GO. 214 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:47,299 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: YOU WATCH THAT 215 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,935 VIDEO, AND IT FEELS LIKE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WANTED THE 216 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:53,339 WORLD RECORD MORE THAN THE OTH OTHER. 217 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,574 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH IT MORE THAN FOUR AND A HALF SECONDS TO 218 00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:57,176 SEE WHICH GUY CAME UP WITH IT. 219 00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:00,579 ONE GUY IS LIKE WE GOT IT, GRE GREAT. 220 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,749 NOW REGULAR VIEWERS WILL KNOW THAT WE HAVE TRIED TO REPLICATE 221 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:07,720 WORLD RECORD ATTEMPTS MANY TIMES ON THE SHOW, AND WE HAVE NEVER 222 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:07,987 SUCCEEDED. 223 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:08,687 OKAY? 224 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:11,724 BUT WE ARE GOING TO TRY TONIGHT. 225 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:22,902 WE'VE ASKED LOUIS AND ROB ENGALLA 226 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,004 TO BREAK THIS RECORD, RIGHT HERE. 227 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,272 THEY'VE BEEN PRACTICING ALL AFTERNOON, AND FOR EXTRA 228 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,240 INCENTIVE, LOUIS, IF YOU SUCCEED, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH 229 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:33,312 THE REST OF THIS SHOW... 230 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,949 [LAUGHTER] THAT IS YOUR PRIZE. 231 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:37,917 ARE YOU READY, OKAY. 232 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:43,889 YOU ARE GOING TO COME UP HERE. 233 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:57,970 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OKAY, OKAY. 234 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:58,971 OKAY, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 235 00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:02,041 YOU FEEL GOOD? 236 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,275 VERY GOOD. 237 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,277 James: YOU ARE IN THE ZONE HERE, WHAT WOULD IT MEAN TO YOU 238 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:08,614 BOTH TO BREAK THIS WORLD RECORD? 239 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:09,148 EVERYTHING. 240 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:12,017 James: EVERYTHING. 241 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:12,751 ROB COMING FEEL GOOD? 242 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:15,254 I FEEL GOOD, WE DID ALL RIGHT. 243 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,456 James: HERE WE GO, GOOD LUCK, GUYS. 244 00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:21,227 I WILL COUNT YOU DOWN. 245 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,761 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SO HANG ON, HANG ON. 246 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:26,799 HANG ON. 247 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,001 [LAUGHTER] JUST WAIT. 248 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:33,839 SO THE TIME TO BEAT IS FOUR AND A HALF SECONDS? 249 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:36,442 4.44. 250 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,377 James: 4.44 SECONDS. 251 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:42,748 I WILL COUNT YOU DOWN, ARE YOU READY? 252 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:51,390 THREE, TWO, ONE, GO. 253 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:56,462 [LAUGHTER] James: TRY AGAIN, THAT WAS 254 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:56,895 NERVES. 255 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,831 THAT WAS NERVES. 256 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,233 THE PAIR OF YOU COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT UP MORE. 257 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:07,706 OKAY. 258 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:11,543 ARMS DOWN, LOUIS. 259 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:15,714 LOUIS, ARMS HAVE TO BE DOWN. 260 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:20,419 OKAY? 261 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,822 [LAUGHTER] I REALLY WANT YOU BOTH TO FOCUS 262 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,457 NOW. 263 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:26,659 THINK ABOUT IT. 264 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,827 THE SHOW ENDS SOON. 265 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,897 [LAUGHTER] AND IT'S GOING TO MAKE A MASSIVE 266 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:36,935 DIFFERENCE IF YOU LEAVE THIS SHOW AS A WORLD RECORD HOLDER OR 267 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:37,403 YOU DON'T. 268 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,538 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 269 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:43,075 ARE YOU READY? 270 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:43,475 LOUIS, ARMS DOWN. 271 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,477 ARMS DOWN. 272 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:50,082 THREE, TWO, ONE, GO. 273 00:15:50,082 --> 00:16:00,559 NO, NO, NO. 274 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:15,874 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: THREE, TWO, ONE, GO. 275 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,743 ONE MORE. 276 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:22,214 WHO BELIEVED THIS UP, GUYS! 277 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:30,789 [LAUGHTER] HAS HONG CHAU HAVE PLANS? 278 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,558 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 279 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:38,597 THREE, TWO, ONE, GO. 280 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,666 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 281 00:16:56,181 --> 00:17:05,991 James: [BLEEP] OKAY, THREE, TWO, ONE, GO. 282 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:10,963 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD! 283 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:15,534 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YES! 284 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:20,305 YES, THAT'S IT. 285 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:23,976 THAT'S THE WORLD RECORD! 286 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,144 ROB AND LOUIS, EVERYONE! 287 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:25,911 THAT'S "TO THE NEWS" WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "THE 288 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:26,979 LATE LATE SHOW"! 289 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,000 James: WELCOME BACK. 290 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,936 DOING A SHOW LIKE THIS EVERY NIGHT, WE READ A LOT OF 291 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,104 HEADLINES. 292 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,006 BUT HEADLINES DON'T ALWAYS TELL YOU WHAT THE STORY IS. 293 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:58,577 SO WE THOUGHT WE'D HELP CLEAR THINGS UP WITH-- 294 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:03,182 OH, WHAT IS HAPPENING? 295 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,351 WAS THERE A POWER OUTAGE? 296 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:09,955 [SCREAMING] James: OH, MY GOD! 297 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:14,226 IS EVERYONE-- OH, MY GOD, THAT MAN HAS BEEN 298 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,294 MURDERED! 299 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,796 THERE IS A MAN IN THE AUDIENCE WHO HAS BEEN MURDERED. 300 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:18,997 WE'VE GOT TO CALL THE POLICE! 301 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:20,566 NO NEED FOR THE POLICE! 302 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:25,904 I'LL SOLVE THIS MURDER. 303 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:28,440 ["BUM BUM BUM"] James: WHO ARE YOU? 304 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,977 I'M DETECTIVE BRUCE MUNSON. 305 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:38,016 AND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IS A SUSPECT! 306 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:40,252 THIS MAN WAS KICKING YOUR CHAIR THE WHOLE 307 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,286 SHOW. 308 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,555 AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO GET THEM TO STOP KICKING, 309 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:44,323 THEN TO MAKE THEM KICK THE BUCKET. 310 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:48,460 ["BUM BUM BUM"] AND YOU! 311 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,962 I SAW THIS MAN CUT YOU IN LINE. 312 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:55,167 AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO GET REVENGE ON SOMEONE CUTTING IN 313 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,435 LINE THAN TO CUT THEIR LIFE SHORT. 314 00:18:56,435 --> 00:19:00,272 ["BUM BUM BUM"] AND YOU. 315 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:05,377 James: WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON UNDER YOUR JACKET? 316 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:11,049 OH, THIS? 317 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:16,555 UM, I CAN EXPLAIN. 318 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,156 YOU SEE I WAS PAINTING A HOUSE EARLIER. 319 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,893 RED! 320 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,661 I WAS PAINTING IT RED AND THIS IS JUST PAINT. 321 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:26,732 James: IT'S STILL WET AND DRIPPING OFF YOU. 322 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:34,039 IT'S ACTUALLY THIS NEW KIND OF PAINTED THAT NEVER 323 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:34,540 DRIVES. 324 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,875 IT'S JUST SUPER WET. 325 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:40,746 James: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT PAINT THAT NEVER DRIES? 326 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:46,919 [SCREAMING] THIS MAN HAS BEEN MURDERED! 327 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,053 ["BUM BUM BUM"] AND EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU 328 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:48,987 IS A SUSPECT. 329 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,956 IT COULD BE YOU-- James: YOU'RE HOLDING A 330 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:54,326 KNIFE! 331 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,561 IT IS CLEARLY YOU. 332 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,696 WE KNOW IT'S YOU! 333 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,797 WHAT? 334 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,365 NO! 335 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,168 ONCE PEOPLE STARTED GETTING MURDERED IN HERE I WAS LIKE 336 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:08,607 "OKAY, I GOTTA PROTECT MYSELF," SO I GOT THIS KNIFE. 337 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:12,077 James: THEN WHY DID YOU BRING THE KNIFE IN THE FIRST PLACE? 338 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:17,149 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO A VEGETABLE SLICING PARTY AFTER 339 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,383 THIS, YEAH, THAT'S WHY. 340 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:25,390 James: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A VEGETABLE SLICING PARTY! 341 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,592 SOUNDS LIKE THE WORDS OF SOMEBODY WHO DIDN'T GET INVITED 342 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:27,225 TO THE VEGETABLE SLICING PARTY. 343 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,360 JEALOUS MUCH? 344 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:34,499 James: I'M NOT JEALOUS BECAUSE THERE'S NO SUCH THING! 345 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:40,706 [SCREAMING] WHAT IS GOING ON? 346 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:49,281 OKAY, I CAN ADMIT THIS LOOKS BAD. 347 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,016 BUT I CAN EXPLAIN. 348 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,117 YOU SEE, THIS MAN HAS BEEN MURDERED-- 349 00:20:52,117 --> 00:21:00,892 ["BUM BUM BUM"] AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU AS A 350 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:01,460 SUSPECT. 351 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,327 James: THAT'S ENOUGH. 352 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,562 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE EVEN STILL HERE. 353 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:04,529 SECURITY? 354 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:09,134 CAN YOU BRING THIS GUY TO THE POLICE, PLEASE? 355 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:10,769 HE IS CLEARLY A MURDERER. 356 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:11,737 I'M INNOCENT! 357 00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:12,904 LET ME GO! 358 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,473 MARK MY WORDS, JAMES CORDEN, YOU WILL NEVER BE INVITED TO A 359 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:21,380 VEGETABLE SLICING PARTY AS LONG AS I LIVE! 360 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,416 James: LET'S JUST GET HIM OUT. 361 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:30,889 [SCREAMING] OH, MY GOD. 362 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:31,556 HE'S DEAD. 363 00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:32,758 MAYBE HE REALLY WAS INNOCENT. 364 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,192 AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IS A SUSPECT! 365 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:36,995 James: ALRIGHT, GET HIM OUT OF HERE! 366 00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:38,063 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 367 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,082 James: WELCOME BACK. 368 00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:58,483 LET'S MEET OUR GUEST TONIGHT! 369 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:04,956 HE STARS IN "THE DONOR PARTY," ROB CORDDRY! 370 00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:11,930 Reggie: ♪ IT'S ROB CORDUROY CORDDY ♪ 371 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:17,602 James: AND SHE STARS IN "THE WHALE," IT'S HONG CHAU! 372 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:33,752 ♪ IT IS HONG CHAU ♪ ♪ AND WE ARE DOING THIS RIFF ♪ 373 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:36,788 James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANK YOU FOR COMING. 374 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:39,658 WE HAVE A LITTLE BOSTON CONNECTION TONIGHT. 375 00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:42,961 ROB, YOU ARE FROM BOSTON, AND HONG YOU MOVED TO BOSTON TO GO 376 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,863 TO UNIVERSITY. 377 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,265 DID YOU ENJOY BEING AT BOSTON UNIVERSITY? 378 00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:48,200 Hong: NO, I DID NOT. 379 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,236 IT WAS VERY COLD. 380 00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:55,607 I AM A TROPICAL BLOODED PERSON, AND I ALSO GREW UP IN LOUISIANA, 381 00:22:55,607 --> 00:23:00,612 SO BOSTON WAS THE WRONG DECI DECISION. 382 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:01,780 Rob: I GOT IT. 383 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,816 Hong: I WENT TO VISIT THE CAMPUS, BUT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL 384 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:07,652 SPRING DAY AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH EVERYTHING THERE, AND WHEN 385 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:10,455 YOU GROW UP IN LOUISIANA OR AT LEAST FOR ME IN, I JUST WAS SO 386 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:12,791 ANXIOUS TO GET OUT OF THERE. 387 00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:16,094 IT FELT LIKE A LITTLE COUNTRY MOUSE WHO WANTED TO BE IN A BIG 388 00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:16,862 CITY. 389 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:19,431 BUT THE WRONG CITY. 390 00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:25,003 James: WHEN DID IT DAWN ON YOU HOW COLD IT WAS? 391 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:28,640 Hong: WRITES WHEN THE WINTER HIT, IT GETS DARK AT 392 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,274 3:00 P.M. 393 00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:30,308 Rob: IT GETS DARK EARLY. 394 00:23:30,308 --> 00:23:34,613 James: DO YOU MISS THE WEATHER WHEN YOU LIVE IN 395 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:35,747 LOS ANGELES? 396 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:40,218 Rob: YEAH, I SAY YEAH, BUT LIKE-- I CAN'T HANDLE IT 397 00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:41,419 ANYMORE. 398 00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:46,258 YOU KNOW, WE HAVE BEEN HAVING, WE HAD A BLIZZARD HERE, RIGHT? 399 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:51,830 AND OF COURSE IN LOS ANGELES, THAT JUST MEANS WE GET RAIN. 400 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:58,837 AND MY WIFE WAS GOING UP THE 5, AND IT STARTED SNOWING FOR ABOUT 401 00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:02,007 15 SECONDS. 402 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:08,280 AND SHE SENT ME A VIDEO, AND I WAS LIKE OH, WOW! 403 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,882 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 404 00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:14,619 BUT I JUST KEPT HEARING, I ALWAYS HEAR MY BOSTON FRIENDS IN 405 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:18,723 MY HEAD WHENEVER ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, YOU KNOW, THEY 406 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:26,498 ARE LIKE OH, YEAH, YOU GOT SOME SNOW, SNOW FOR 15 SECONDS! 407 00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:29,034 WHAT A WINTER WONDERLAND! 408 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:31,870 [LAUGHTER] OH, YOUR MAJESTY, I HOPE YOUR 409 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:36,808 MAJESTY PACKED A SWEATER! 410 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:40,745 James: I GREW UP, I THINK THAT LONDON IS VERY SIMILAR TO 411 00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:43,081 BOSTON, I MISS THE IDEA OF SEASONS. 412 00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:46,151 I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NO SENSE OF TIME WHEN I AM HERE IN 413 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:46,885 LOS ANGELES. 414 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:49,221 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING. 415 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:53,692 I HAVE ENJOYED THIS LITTLE-- Rob: I LIKE WEATHER, YOU 416 00:24:53,692 --> 00:25:00,031 KNOW, WHEN IT GETS WINDY, THAT IS OUR SNOW I GUESS. 417 00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:02,968 James: WEATHER, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE OR DO 418 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:06,171 ANYTHING, BUT TRADITIONALLY AND NORMALLY, IT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO 419 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,740 RAIN AND BE BAD WEATHER ON THE OSCARS WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT 420 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:12,143 FOR YOU, HONG, BECAUSE THEY ARE THIS SUNDAY AND YOU ARE 421 00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:15,814 NOMINATED FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS! 422 00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:19,217 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IT'S AN AMAZING TIME, TALK TO 423 00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:21,953 ME, TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE BEEN AND HOW YOU ARE 424 00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:25,357 FEELING IN THIS MOMENT TO THAT ARE HAVING? 425 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:29,728 Hong: IT HAS BEEN REALLY WILD, I AM NATURALLY GOOD AT 426 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:33,164 TAKING A COMPLIMENT, BUT I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING A LOT OF 427 00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:36,001 COMPLIMENTS AND PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SO NICE, THAT I JUST KIND OF 428 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:41,006 HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND LEARN HOW TO BE GOOD AT IT AND SAYING 429 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:42,908 THANK YOU! 430 00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:46,278 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY PROUD 431 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,246 OF OUR MOVIE! 432 00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:52,217 I LOVE THE CAST AND OUR DIRECTOR, SO IT'S JUST A REALLY 433 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,419 WONDERFUL PROJECT TO GET NOMINATED AND RECOGNIZED FOR. 434 00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:58,156 James: DO YOU FEEL ANY NERVES GOING INTO SUNDAY? 435 00:25:58,156 --> 00:25:59,557 NERVOUS ABOUT THE EVENT OR CEREMONY? 436 00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:01,726 HOW DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW? 437 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:11,870 Hong: NO, BECAUSE A WEEK AND A HALF AGO AT THE PGA AWA 438 00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:16,875 AWARDS, DARREN SAID TO ME, "YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WIN, 439 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,810 RIGHT?" AND I JUST KIND OF CHUCKLED, AND 440 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:21,980 THEN HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY SHOULDER WAS LIKE, NO, YOU KNOW 441 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:25,116 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WIN? 442 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:30,388 YOU HAVE NO SHOT AT WINNING, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?" 443 00:26:30,388 --> 00:26:33,158 BUT HIS POINT WAS SO JUST HAVE A FINE, SO THAT'S WHAT I AM TRYING 444 00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:36,728 TO TAKE OUT OF THAT. 445 00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:39,364 James: SO ARE YOU ENJOYING IT? 446 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:41,766 HOW FAR IN ADVANCE DO YOU PICK OUT YOUR OSCAR DRESS? 447 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,569 YOU MUST KNOW WHAT YOU ARE WEARING, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN IN 448 00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:47,339 ALL OF THIS MADNESS? 449 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:52,610 Hong: I'VE SEEN A SKETCH OF THE OSCAR DRESS, IT'S ARRIVING 450 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:53,778 TOMORROW. 451 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:57,215 James: THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE MADE IT, HONESTLY, 452 00:26:57,215 --> 00:27:01,052 WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, THIS IS A SKETCH OF WHAT YOU WILL WEAR, 453 00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:04,356 IT'S NOT BUILT YET. 454 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,558 SO YOU HAVE SEEN A SKETCH. 455 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:09,928 Hong: I'VE SEEN A SKETCH AND I AM EXCITED TO TRY IT ON. 456 00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:12,797 THIS IS VERY UNUSUAL FOR ME, BECAUSE THEY HAD A BABY TWO 457 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:19,804 YEARS AGO AND AFTER MY BABY WAS BORN I ORDERED TWO SHIRTS, TWO 458 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,907 PAIRS OF PANTS, TWO SHORTS FROM PATAGONIA, AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE 459 00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:24,809 WORN FOR TWO YEARS. 460 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:31,282 I KIND OF LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FROM A POST-APOCALYPTIC SURVIVOR 461 00:27:31,282 --> 00:27:32,050 SHOW. 462 00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:33,351 THAT'S WHAT I NORMALLY LOOK LIKE. 463 00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:37,589 SO THIS HAS BEEN REALLY WILD TO GET DOLLED UP EVERY DAY. 464 00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:41,059 James: ARE YOU SOMEONE WHO ENJOYS GOING TO A STAR-STUDDED 465 00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:42,994 EVENT, AWARD SHOWS? 466 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,729 DO YOU ENJOY THAT ENVIRONMENT? 467 00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:47,599 Rob: NO, NO, I DO NOT, JAMES CORDEN. 468 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:54,606 AND I WILL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE I AM NOT GOOD AROUND 469 00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:55,707 CELEBRITIES. 470 00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:57,909 I ALWAYS PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH, SO I FEEL LIKE I JUST 471 00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:00,645 HAVE AN AWFUL TIME. 472 00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:07,218 CASE IN POINT, YOU WANT TO HEAR A TIME ONE OF THE MANY TIMES 473 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:11,556 THAT I HAD A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE WITH A CELEBRITY? 474 00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:17,529 RON PERLMAN, YOU KNOW FROM "SONS OF ANARCHY" WONDERFUL ACTOR, 475 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:24,436 ICONIC, HE WAS BEHIND ME IN THE LINE AT THE SUPERMARKET, AND I 476 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:33,211 WAS LIKE, OH, CRAP" AND THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN I SEE SOMEBODY I 477 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,146 LIKE, I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING, RIGHT? 478 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:37,615 BUT I AM GOING TO SCREW IT UP. 479 00:28:37,615 --> 00:28:40,552 AND I HAD THIS ARGUMENT GOING IN MY HEAD AND FINALLY I SAID, JUST 480 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:46,825 DO IT, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, AND I WENT, HEY, I'M SORRY, BUT I 481 00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:49,794 JUST HAVE TO SAY THIS, AND YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET SOMETHING LIKE 482 00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:53,064 THAT, IT'S JUST BAD NEWS. 483 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:56,935 "I JUST HAVE TO SAY THIS, BUT... 484 00:28:56,935 --> 00:29:04,609 YOU THE MAN ♪." 485 00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:12,617 ACTUALLY, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE EVEN SAID "YOU DA MAN." 486 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:19,491 I DON'T KNOW, I HAVE NEVER SAID THAT BEFORE OR AGAIN. 487 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:22,494 YOU THE MAN? 488 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:27,132 AND HE WAS LIKE, OKAY THANK YOU. 489 00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:28,533 JUST WHAT YOU THINK HE WOULD DO. 490 00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:33,471 THAT'S AN ODD THING FOR YOU TO SAY TO ME, BALD MAN. 491 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:37,842 [LAUGHTER] James: LET'S TALK ABOUT 492 00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:42,213 "THE WHALE," THE REVIEWS THAT YOU HAVE RECEIVED, AND THE 493 00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:44,649 ENTIRE CAST, FOR ANYONE THAT DOES NOT KNOW, TELL US WHAT IT 494 00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:48,019 IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY? 495 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:50,989 Hong: BRENDAN FRASER PLAYS A MAN WHOHAS GONE THROUGH A 496 00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:56,027 TERRIBLE TRAGEDY AND HAS HAD A FEW TOUGH YEARS AND HE IS TRYING 497 00:29:56,027 --> 00:29:58,796 TO RECONNECT WITH HIS TEENAGE DAUGHTER WHO HAS BEEN ESTRANGED 498 00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:02,333 FROM, AND THESE ARE THE FINAL DAYS, AND IT'S A REALLY 499 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:05,703 HEARTBREAKING, BUT I HAVE HEARD ALSO UPLIFTING STORY. 500 00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:08,573 James: I URGE ANYONE TO SEE IT. 501 00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:11,142 LET'S LOOK AT A CLIP FROM "THE WHALE" IN THEATERS AND ON 502 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:12,343 DEMAND RIGHT NOW. 503 00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:14,412 IT'S BIG I REALLY HATE YOU FOR PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS AGAIN, 504 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:16,848 YOU KNOW THAT? 505 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:23,755 THOSE LAST FEW MONTHS BEFORE ALAN, I WOULD COME OVER AND 506 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:28,560 SHAKE HIM AND JUST TRY TO GET HIM TO [BLEEP] BE SOMETHING. 507 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,194 IT WAS AWFUL. 508 00:30:29,194 --> 00:30:30,828 IT WAS AWFUL FOR ME TOO. 509 00:30:30,828 --> 00:30:34,832 IT'S BECAUSE YOU DID NOT HAVE TO IDENTIFY HIS BODY ALL BLOATED. 510 00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:39,537 THEY WOULD NOT LET ME, I WAS NOT FAMILY. 511 00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:41,673 [APPLAUSE] James: STICK AROUND, MORE 512 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:42,740 WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK. 513 00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:55,019 YES, YOU TWO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 514 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,688 COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS A CANOE. 515 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:59,857 IT'S ASSIGNED TO YOU. 516 00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:02,594 OH, THANK YOU. 517 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:07,932 DIDN'T YOU GIVE UP HER REFINED SUGAR YEAR, I THOUGHT 518 00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:11,002 YOU DID, WHAT ARE YOU GIVING UP THIS YEAR? 519 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:15,607 I'M JUST GIVING UP. 520 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:19,010 [LAUGHTER] OH, THAT'S OKAY. 521 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:20,078 IT'S NOT SAD OR ANYTHING. 522 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:25,817 [LAUGHTER] ♪ ♪ 523 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:29,754 James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "THE DONOR PARTY" WHICH IS IN 524 00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:30,955 THEATERS AND ON DEMAND RIGHT NOW. 525 00:31:30,955 --> 00:31:32,957 CONGRATS ON THE MOVIE, TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU 526 00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:36,694 PLAY. 527 00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:41,366 Rob: IT IS ABOUT A WOMAN IN A SITUATION WHERE SHE WANTS A 528 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:44,335 BABY AND DOES NOT SEE IT IN HER FUTURE. 529 00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:48,506 AND SHE CAN'T AFFORD THE TRADITIONAL AVENUES, SO HER 530 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:54,979 FRIENDS THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO USE MY PARTY, MY BIRTHDAY 531 00:31:54,979 --> 00:32:05,523 PARTY AS THE PLACE TO BRING PEOPLE TO INSEMINATE HER, I 532 00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:06,758 GUESS. 533 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:10,361 YES, ONE GUY AND THE AUDIENCE WENT-- 534 00:32:10,361 --> 00:32:14,565 [LAUGHTER] MEANING LIKE, YOU KNOW, SEX. 535 00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:20,471 James: I AM A HUGE FAN OF "TO THE MENU" IT'S A BRILLIANT 536 00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:23,374 FILM AND YOUR PERFORMANCE AND IT IS-- 537 00:32:23,374 --> 00:32:25,576 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] FOR ANYONE WHO HAS NOT SEEN IT 538 00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:31,616 IT SET IN THE WORLD OF HIGH-END RESTAURANTS, YOUR BEST REVIEW 539 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:35,119 CAME FROM THE CHEF CONSULTANT ON THE MOVIE. 540 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,322 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 541 00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:40,291 Hong: WE HAD DOMINIQUE KREN SERVE AS A CONSULTANT, THE FIRST 542 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:44,529 FEMALE CHEF TO BE MICHELIN STARRED IN IT. 543 00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:50,868 AND I WAS VERY-- JUST TALKING TO HER, BUT SHE CAME UP TO ME 544 00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:52,770 AND SHE SAID, I LOVE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. 545 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:56,307 I WANT YOU TO COME AND WORK FOR ME. 546 00:32:56,307 --> 00:33:00,311 AND SO IF THE ACTING THING DOES NOT WORK OUT, I HAVE A JOB. 547 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,280 James: SOMETHING TO FALL BACK ON. 548 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,450 AND HE WORKED IN THE RESTA RESTAURANT-- 549 00:33:05,450 --> 00:33:08,953 YOU WORKED AT A HORROR THEMED RESTAURANT? 550 00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:11,456 Rob: YES, JEKYLL AND HYDE. 551 00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:13,424 James: WHAT WAS YOUR ROLE? 552 00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:17,695 Rob: IT WAS A HORROR THEMED RESTAURANT CALLED JEKYLL AND 553 00:33:17,695 --> 00:33:24,302 HYDE, AND I WAS DRIED WORTHY THE WISECRACKING BUTLER. 554 00:33:24,302 --> 00:33:31,309 AND I BASICALLY WOULD WALK AROUND IN A MORNING SUIT AND IN 555 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:34,812 A TRANSATLANTIC ACCENT I BASICALLY JUST INSULT PEOPLE AT 556 00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:35,913 TABLES. 557 00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:37,415 THAT WAS MY WHOLE JOB. 558 00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:40,385 James: SO THAT'S WHAT YOU DID? 559 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:42,620 Rob: YES, JUST INSULT PEOPLE. 560 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:47,225 James: WHERE PEOPLE NOT IN DON'T MAKE INVITING OF THIS 561 00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:48,326 THING? 562 00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:51,362 Rob: YES, A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO BE INSULTED. 563 00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:53,464 SPECIFICALLY THERE WERE TWO WOMEN DURING THE DAY AND THEY 564 00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:55,133 JUST WERE NOT LAUGHING. 565 00:33:55,133 --> 00:34:07,745 I WAS GIVING MY A MATERIAL, DREADWORTHY TOP OF THE PILE, 566 00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:08,980 THEY WERE LAUGHING AT ALL, AND FINALLY ONE OF THE WOMEN SAID, 567 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,481 CAN YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE? 568 00:34:10,481 --> 00:34:15,887 AND I WAS LIKE, NO, I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE! 569 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:22,560 AND SHE SAID "WE JUST GOT BACK FROM A FUNERAL." 570 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:29,400 AND I WAS LIKE "WELL, WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU COME TO JEKYLL AND 571 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,334 HYDE." 572 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:31,068 THIS IS ON YOU. 573 00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:34,472 I WILL LEAVE, BUT THIS IS ON YOU. 574 00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:37,542 James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR A GUEST THIS 575 00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:38,075 EVENING? 576 00:34:38,075 --> 00:34:40,478 Reggie: YES, I DO. 577 00:34:40,478 --> 00:34:44,115 TONIGHT'S QUESTION-- [DRUMROLL] 578 00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:47,752 OF THE COOKING OILS YOU HAVE USED COLLECTIVELY, WHETHER 579 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:51,122 HEATING THEM UP FOR FRYING PURPOSES OR USING THEM AT ROOM 580 00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:54,959 TEMPERATURE TO BE INCLUDED IN DISHES THAT REQUIRE THAT, WHAT 581 00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:58,696 ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE COOKING OILS? 582 00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:01,566 Hong: QUICK AND NOT OIL, REGGIE. 583 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:07,572 Rob: COCONUT OIL, I WAS GOING TO SAY STRAIGHT OLIVE OIL, 584 00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:08,372 REG, IT IS SO VERSATILE. 585 00:35:08,372 --> 00:35:13,177 PURE VIRGIN. 586 00:35:13,177 --> 00:35:17,281 Reggie: I AM AFRAID THAT BOTH OF THOSE ANSWERS ARE 587 00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:18,416 CORRECT. 588 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:19,917 James: ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, PLEASE WELCOME HONG CHAU, 589 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:20,885 ROB CORDDRY! 590 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:22,553 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM STEPHEN SANCHEZ WHEN E COME 591 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:23,020 BACK! 592 00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:40,104 James: WELCOME BACK. 593 00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:41,706 HE'S A BRILLIANT SINGER-SONGWRITER AND MUSICIAN 594 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:42,807 WHO HAS NOT ONE, BUT TWO& HEADLINE NORTH AMERICAN TOURS 595 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:43,908 THIS YEAR. 596 00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:46,878 HERE PERFORMING HIS LATEST SINGLE "EVANGELINE," PLEASE 597 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:51,983 WELCOME, THE INCREDIBLE, STEPHEN SANCHEZ! 598 00:35:51,983 --> 00:36:12,370 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 599 00:36:12,370 --> 00:36:15,606 ♪ BABY, GIVE IT ALL ♪ ♪ I'D GIVE IT ALL JUST TO MAKE 600 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:22,113 YOU MINE ♪ ♪ AND IF YOU NEED A MINUTE ♪ 601 00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:26,484 ♪ HONEY, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY TIME, ALL THE TIME ♪ 602 00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:34,825 ♪ DO YOU NEED THE SANDMAN? ♪ ♪ OR A PHONE CALL TO MR. JONES? 603 00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:39,163 OH ♪ ♪ I'LL PUT YOUR DREAMS TO 604 00:36:39,163 --> 00:36:43,301 SLEEP ♪ ♪ WITH RATTLING BONES ♪ 605 00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:46,237 ♪ SO, DON'T GO TO SLEEP, DON'T REST YOUR HEAD ♪ 606 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:49,907 ♪ I'LL BE THE PILLOW, AND I'LL BE THE BED ♪ 607 00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:55,313 ♪ HOLDING YOUR DREAMS AS YOU LIE TO REST ♪ 608 00:36:55,313 --> 00:37:01,452 ♪ EVANGELINE, EVANGELINE ♪ ♪ DON'T GO TO SLEEP, DON'T REST 609 00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:05,556 YOUR HEAD ♪ ♪ I'LL BE THE PILLOW, AND I'LL 610 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:10,561 BE THE BED ♪ ♪ HOLDING YOUR DREAMS AS YOU LIE 611 00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:17,835 TO REST ♪ ♪ EVANGELINE ♪ 612 00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:21,939 ♪ ANYBODY CALL A DOCTOR ♪ ♪ I'M A THOUSAND DEGREES IN 613 00:37:21,939 --> 00:37:28,679 LOVE, OH ♪ ♪ AND I'M SICK OF ALL THE 614 00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:34,919 GUESSING ♪ ♪ BETWEEN THE TWO OF US ♪ 615 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:37,822 ♪ YOU'RE MY ANGEL IN THE DOORWAY ♪ 616 00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:46,664 ♪ I COULDN'T BARE TO LOSE YOU ♪ ♪ AND IF YOU'RE SO IN LOVE ♪ 617 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:52,670 ♪ HONEY, WHY STAY REFUSED? ♪ ♪ SO, DON'T GO TO SLEEP, DON'T 618 00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:59,744 REST YOUR HEAD ♪ ♪ I'LL BE THE PILLOW, AND I'LL 619 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:05,616 BE THE BED ♪ ♪ HOLDING YOUR DREAMS AS YOU LIE 620 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:09,553 TO REST ♪ ♪ EVANGELINE, EVANGELINE ♪ 621 00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:12,189 ♪ DON'T GO TO SLEEP, DON'T REST YOUR HEAD ♪ 622 00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:16,827 ♪ I'LL BE THE PILLOW, AND I'LL BE THE BED ♪ 623 00:38:16,827 --> 00:38:22,066 ♪ HOLDING YOUR DREAMS AS YOU LIE TO REST ♪ 624 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:24,135 ♪ EVANGELINE ♪ ♪ ♪ 625 00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:03,874 James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING. 626 00:39:03,874 --> 00:39:05,076 TOMORROW NIGHT, MATTHEW RHYS, LISA ANNA WALTER, 627 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:08,679 AND STAND-UP FROM GREG BARRIS. 628 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:09,213 WE HOPE YOU WILL JOIN US! 629 00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:11,282 REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.