[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE
WAY FROM COLUMBUS, OHIO, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE
ONLY, JAMES CORDEN! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
James: THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH!
THANKS FOR LETTING US BE THE LAST PART OF YOUR DAY!
BLESS YOU. OUR GUEST ON THE SHOW TONIGHT,
EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR, PODCAST OWES YOU KNOW FROM 11
GLORIOUS SEASONS ON THE HIT SERIES "MODERN FAMILY," THE
ARLISS JULIA BOWEN IS HERE! AND ACTOR, WRITER, DIRECTOR YOU
KNOW FROM "SCRUBS," "GARDEN STATE," AND HIS NEW FILM "A GOOD
PERSON" IS ALREADY ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILMS OF THE YEAR,
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT SO MUCH, THE EVER-CHARMING MR. ZACH
BRAFF! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND TREMENDOUSLY TALENTED STAND-UP COMEDIAN WE ARE
THRILLED WILL BE PERFORMING, THE BRILLIANT MORVIN SPLAVERSBY IS
HERE! ARE YOU READY?
THIS IS THE "LATE LATE SHOW." [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
James: IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AS YOU KNOW, FORMER
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IS CURRENTLY FACING MAJOR LEGAL
PROBLEMS, BUT ACCORDING TO CONSTITUTIONAL EXPERTS, EVEN IF
HE ENDS UP BEING CONVICTED OF ONE OR MORE CRIMES, TRUMP COULD
STILL BE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
IF JANUARY 6TH WAS ANY INDICATION, HE COULD ALSO BE
ELECTED PRESIDENT EVEN IF HE ISN'T ELECTED PRESIDENT.
[LAUGHTER] TRUMP COULD BECOME PRESIDENT
AFTER BEING CONVICTED OF A CRIME.
IMAGINE THAT. TODAY, FRENCH
PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON ATTENDED A STATE DINNER WITH
PRESIDENT TRUMP AT THE CAFETERIA ON RIKERS ISLAND.
HE WENT TO PRISON, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE TRUMP SUPPORTERS STILL
DEFENDING HIM WHILST HE'S IN PRISON.
IT WILL BE LIKE NO, HE IS STILL-- HE'S AN AMAZING
BUSINESSMAN. HE NEGOTIATED GETTING THE TOP
BUNK FROM A CONVICTED MURDERER, JUST SWAPPED A CELL PHONE FOR
NINE CIGARETTES, HE'S A GENIUS! AND ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH,
WEARING AN EYE MASK WHILE SLEEPING HELPS WITH COGNITIVE
PERFORMANCE AND MAKES YOU FEEL MORE ALERT THE NEXT DAY.
RESEARCHERS SAY IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR OVERALL BRAIN FUNCTION.
I AGREE, I TO SLEEP WITH A MASK AND JUST OCCASIONALLY A BALL
GOWN. [LAUGHTER]
JAMES... James: TWO CLAMPS.
TIED ONTO THE CAR BATTERY. THAT'S I WAS GOING TO ASK.
James: WEARING AN EYE MASK IMPROVES YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION THE
NEXT DAY AT ALSO TELLS PEOPLE RIGHT FROM THE START THAT I
PERSONALLY AM 100% PURE DIVA. [LAUGHTER]
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE? I'D LIKE AN EYE MASK THAT MADE
OUT OF THE SILK-- TO REMEMBER WHEN NICK BERNSTEIN MORE THAT
MASK THAT WAS MADE OUT OF HIS WIFE'S PANTIES?
BACK WHEN WE HAD TO WEAR MASKS HERE WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE WE DID
A SHOW AND NICK ONE DAY CAME TO WORK AT HE HAD MADE A MASK OUT
OF HIS WIFE'S SILK PANTIES. THERE HE IS, RIGHT?
[APPLAUSE] [LAUGHS]
DON'T IMPLY THAT I SOMEHOW LIKE STITCH THAT MASK TOGETHER
AND THEN PUT IT ON-- I DIDN'T MAKE THAT MASK.
James: SO YOU TOOK A PAIR OF YOUR WIFE'S PANTIES AND
HANDED IT TO SOMEONE ELSE? THAT MAKES IT WEIRDER.
IT MAKES THE STORY WEIRDER. I JUST ASSUME THAT YOU DIDN'T
EVEN STITCH IT, YOU JUST PUT IT OVER THE YEARS.
[LAUGHTER] A STANDBY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS
A GREAT DECISION. James: AND FINALLY, A
COMPANY HAS DESIGNED A PAIR OF AIRBAG GENES THAT INFLATE IF THE
USER IS IN A MOTORCYCLE CRASH. THE TECHNOLOGY HAS BEEN USED IN
COMPETITIVE RACING FOR YEARS. THIS OF THE FIRST TIME IT'S BEEN
MADE AVAILABLE FOR REGULAR MOTORCYCLISTS.
HERE THEY ARE. HERE, LOOK AT THAT.
[LAUGHTER] HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS JUST
SHOPLIFTED FOUR HAMS. THOSE WERE COMMON HANDY TO THE
PERFECT RESPONSE IF SOMEONE SAYS HEY, HAVE YOU BEEN SKIPPING LIKE
THEY? BE LIKE WHAT TO DUDE, ALL I DO
IS LEGS, BROTHER. THE AIRBAG GENES COME IN TWO
VERSIONS. THIS FADED DENIM STYLE FOR
CASUAL EVENTS AND FOR MORE FORMAL OCCASIONS LIKE AWARD
SHOWS, YOU CAN GO. [APPLAUSE]
AND THAT'S THE NEWS! WHEN I'M LATE TO WORK, THE ONLY
THING THAT HELPS ME GET HER AS THE CAR PULLING AND FOR THAT I
NEED SOMEONE TRAVELING WITH ME. THIS IS CARPOOL KARAOKE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. IT'S A PLEASURE.
James: I'M SO HAPPY YOU COULD FIND THE TIME.
I LOVE THIS TOP. I LOVE THIS!
THIS? I'M HAVING MY MOMENT-- WOMAN OF
GOD MOMENT. CHRISTIAN ERA.
James: I WONDER WHEN I'M GOING TO HAVE MY WOMAN OF GOD
MOMENT. I WONDER ONE.
YOU JUST TO-- HAVE TO JUST FEEL THE CLASSINESS, LIKE THE
CONNECTION. James: I AM A WOMAN OF GOD.
DO YOU FEEL THAT? YOU KIND OF FEEL IT, RIGHT?
James: YEAH. MARY MAGDALENE.
WHO IS MARY MAGDALENE? James: IS A LONG STORY,
LET'S NOT GET INTO IT. [LAUGHS]
♪ I'M GOING TO TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD ♪
♪ GOING TO RIDE UNTIL I CAN'T NO MORE ♪
♪ GOT MY-- RIDING ON A HORSE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN IN THE VALLEY ♪
♪ YOU BEEN OFF THAT PORCH ♪ ♪ CAN'T NOBODY TELL ME NOTHING ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOTHING ♪ ♪ CAN'T NOBODY TELL ME NOTHING ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOTHING ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE
OLD TOWN ROAD ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA RIDE TILL I CAN'T NO
MORE, I'M GOING TO TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD ♪
♪ I'M GONNA RIDE TILL I CAN'T NO MORE ♪
[APPLAUSE] James: TALK TO ABOUT YOUR
FIRST LOVE OF MUSIC, BECAUSE YOU USED TO PLAY THE TRUMPET, RIGHT?
I PLAYED THE TRUMPET IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND I WAS REALLY
GOOD AT IT, PEOPLE WERE LIKE YOU ARE SO GOOD AND I WAS LIKE FIRST
SHARED TRUMPET-- NOT TOO BRIGHT.
YOU HAVE A-- I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW TO PLAY THIS THAT WELL
ANYMORE. James: I'VE GOT ONE TOO.
I STARTED LEARNING THE TRUMPET WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
LET ME PULL-- LET ME PULL IN. CAN YOU DO A SCALE?
[LAUGHTER] ♪ ♪
James: WE ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD!
THE SOUNDS INCREDIBLE! James: I THOUGHT THIS WILL
BE HILARIOUS, BUT NOW IN HERE I'M LIKE IT'S JUST TWO WOMEN OF
GOD PLAYING THE TRUMPET. I WONDER IF WE CAN DO-- HOW
DOES THE START OF "INDUSTRY BABY"--
WHAT NOTE WOULD THAT BE? ♪ ♪
WE WILL KEEP ON IT. ♪ A COUPLE GRAMMIES ON HIM ♪
♪ COUPLE PLAQUES A ♪ ♪ THIS ONE IS FOR THE
CHAMPIONS ♪ ♪ EIGHT BUT LOST SINCE I BEGAN ♪
♪ FUNNY HOW YOU SAID IT WAS THE END ♪
♪ THEN I WENT DID IT AGAIN ♪ ♪ I TOLD YOU LONG AGO ♪
♪ ON THE ROAD ♪ ♪ I GOT WHAT THEY'RE WAITING
FOR ♪ ♪ I DON'T RUN FROM NOTHING,
DOG ♪ ♪ GET YOUR SOLDIERS, TELL THEM I
AIN'T LAYING LOW ♪ ♪ YOU WAS NEVER REALLY ROOTING
FOR ME ANYWAY ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M BACK UP AT THE TOP I
WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY ♪ ♪ HE DON'T RUN FROM NOTHING,
DOG ♪ ♪ GET YOUR SOLDIERS, TELL THEM
THAT THE BREAK IS OVER ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
GO HE IS HOT! James: LET'S SAY WE ARE NOT
SHOOTING THIS, YOU SEE THAT HOT GUY, WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOU PULLOVER? NO, THAT IS SCARY FOR PEOPLE,
THAT'S REALLY SCARY. James: HOW DO YOU DIDN'T?
HOW DO YOU MEET PEOPLE? I USED TO USE RIOT.
STOMACH James: WHEN DID YOU STOP
USING IT? IT FELL OFF HER ME AND I JUST
STARTED TO MEET PEOPLE IN PERSON AND IT IS JUST VERY FAMOUS,
EVERYONE IS FAMOUS ON THERE. I'VE MET QUITE A FEW FAMOUS
GUYS. I THINK I'VE COME TO KNOW THAT I
DON'T DATING FAMOUS PEOPLE. James: HAVE ANY OF THEM
EVER DONE COUPLE KARAOKE? FOR SURE.
James: ARE YOU SERIOUS? IS IT MICHAEL BUBLE?
STICK ARE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU! [LAUGHTER]
YOU CAUGHT ME! James: MICHAEL BUBLE!
MICHAEL BUBLE IS GAY? James: NO, BUT HE'S HOT AND
HE'S GOT A HELL OF INVOICE. ♪ ♪
♪ GIVE ME SUNLIGHT ♪ ♪ WE CAN PARTY ♪
♪ WE DID IT BEFORE ♪ ♪ AND WE WILL DO IT TONIGHT ♪
♪ THESE DAYS ARE WAY TOO LONELY ♪
♪ I MISSING ♪ ♪ THESE DAYS ARE WAY TOO LON
LONELY ♪ ♪ I WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME ♪
♪ I NEED SOMEONE WHO NEEDS ME ♪ ♪ THAT'S IT DON'T FEEL RIGHT
WHEN IT'S LATE AT NIGHT ♪ ♪ AND IT'S JUST ME AND MY
DREAMS ♪ ♪ SO I WANT ♪
♪ SOMEONE TO LOVE ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHAT I REALLY WANT ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHAT A TIME.
James: WHAT A TIME. YOU ARE GOOD AT EXITS, GIVE ME
HER ENGLISH ACCENT. MY ENGLISH ACCENT.
IT LIKE THAT James: IT'S GOOD!
YOU DO WANT TO DO SOME ACTING IN YOUR LIFE, RIGHT?
I WANT TO DO SOME ACTING AT SOME POINT.
James: BUT HAVE YOU DONE ANY ACTING PROFESSIONALLY?
I HAVEN'T. James: I CAN ACTUALLY HELPúY.
I CAN LINE SOMETHING UP. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "THE BOLD AND
THE BEAUTIFUL?" I'VE HEARD OF IT.
Jame: TELL THEM YOU'VE SEEN IT BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO
BE IN IT. I'VE SEEN "THE BOLD AND THE
BEAUTIFUL." James: [LAUGHS]
IS
YOU GUYS GO DOWN HERE ONCE. YEAH.
James: HELLO. ARE YOU CINDY?
WELCOME, AND CINDY! James: I'M JAMES.
MONTERO, NICE TO MEET YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU.
James: FOR THE DIRECTOR OF THE SHOW?
YES. James: WHO ARE WE PLAYING
IN THIS SCENE? YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY WAITER
AND I HAVE A SCRIPT HERE FOR YOU.
JAMES, I DON'T HAVE A SCRIPT FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU WILL BE&
BACKGROUND TODAY. James: SO I'VE GOT NO-- DO
I HAVE A CHARACTER? YES, YOU ARE MY BUSBOY.
SO YOU WILL WORK IN TANDEM WITH EACH OTHER AT ALL TIMES.
James: WE WORK IN TANDEM BUT I AM MUTE.
IS THIS A JOKE? IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE.
James: DOES MY BUSBOY HAVE A NAME?
CRAIG. CAN YOU JUST CALL ME CRAIG MECH
I WOULD LIKE A CHANGE IN THE SCRIPT.
HOW MANY LINES HAS HE GOT? I THINK HE'S GOT NINE.
James: HAVE THEY GOT LINES? YES, BECAUSE THEY ARE THE
STARS OF THE SHOW. James: WE WILL SEE ABOUT
THAT, CINDY. [LAUGHTER]
HOW ARE YOU FEELING? HONESTLY A LITTLE--
James: THIS IS THE BIG TIME.
LOOK AT THESE SETS. THIS TRASH CAN LOOKS REAL
BURIED James: I THINK IT IS A REAL
TRASH CAN. LOOK.
THERE IS A PRISON. LOOK AT THIS.
TO BE IN HERE. ♪ I TOLD YOU LONG AGO ♪
♪ ON THE ROAD ♪ ♪ I GOT WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪
James: YOU CARRY ON SINGING.
I'M NOT SURE-- James: YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY
GOT THIS, THIS IS YOUR BIG BRE BREAK.
HEY, GUYS! WELCOME BACK.
WE ARE READY. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOUR WATER
PICTURE AND, JAMES, WHEN YOU CANNOT--
James: CALL ME CRAIG, PLEASE.
SO GRAB SOME OF THOS BREADSTICKS.
RIGHT. AND YOU WILL PLACE THEM ON
EACH OF THE TABLES. James: OKAY.
BECAUSE SO WHEN YOU COME IN, MONTERO WILL COME HERE, JAMES,
YOU WILL BE OVERHEAR AS HOPE CENTER BACK TO PRISON.
PRISON IS THE QUEUE, MONTERO WILL BE ON THE SIDE AND HE WILL
LOOK UP TO JAMES-- TO CRAIG, SORRY, CRAIG.
IS GOING TO LOOK TO YOU AND YOU'LL GIVE HIM A LOOK.
AND SHE'S THE ONE GOING TO PRISON?
James: NO. I'M NOT GOING TO PRISON.
HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO PRISON.
BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT HE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HER.
James: HANG ON, GOT TO BACK UP.
YOU'RE THE BOSS. YOUR HIS DAUGHTER.
AND I'VE BEEN KEEPING IT A BIG SECRET THAT I'VE BEEN HAVING
AN AFFAIR WITH THIS WOMAN WHO IS NOT GOING TO PRISON.
IS THERE A WORLD WHERE I AM THE SON?
MAYBE THIS WHOLE TIME HE DIDN'T KNOW?
James: PLAYED OUT IN THE SCENE, THAT WOULD BE VERY
POWERFUL. SUBTEXT.
IN DAYTIME WE MOVE VERY QUICKLY SO I ONLY HAVE A CERTAIN
AMOUNT OF TIME TO GET THE SCENE DONE.
I'M SORRY. SPENT OKAY.
LET'S CRACK ON. HERE WE GO.
ROLLING. James: TOO MANY BREAD
BREADSTICKS. OKAY, AND...
ACTION. [BLEEP].
AND ON WHAT YOU THINK YOU HEARD.
LIKE I SAID, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
TO HER. HELPING RICH AND BILL SEND
SHEILA BACK TO PRISON. ARE YOU OKAY?
I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!
ACTION. TWO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD--
DAD, LIKE I SAID, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
FOR SHEILA? TO HER.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, I PROMISE!
GO OPEN BILL AND RIDGE SEND SHEILA BACK TO PRISON.
[LAUGHTER] PICK UP FROM RIGHT.
ACTION. IT IS A BIG DEAL.
WITH THE THREE OF YOU DID, BECAUSE OF YOU, WE DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT SHEILA ANYMORE. THAT 9-TOAD FREAK IS BEHIND BARS
WHERE SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TO BEGIN WITH.
WE DON'T EVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER MAKING PAROLE OR
ESCAPING. BOSS, WHAT CAN I GET YOU THIS
MORNING? THE TIRAMISU IS TO DIE FOR.
I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO DO A CAPPUCCINO, DON'T GO BONKERS
WITH THE WHIPPED CREAM. OKAY, CUT.
LET'S TAKE IT BACK, RESET THE CAPPUCCINOS.
TWO CAPPUCCINOS. [LAUGHTER]
YEAH, YOU KNOW... SO AMAZING.
HE BELIEVED YOU WERE RUNNING STUFF DOWN THERE.
THE TIRAMISU AT THAT IS AMAZING. YOU WERE REALLY DECENT.&
James: I FEEL LIKE WE GOT IT.
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS? DID WE GET IT, CINDY?
WE GOT IT! James: YES!
YES! [APPLAUSE]
YOU GUYS WEREN'T BAD EITHER. James: THANK YOU!
EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR MONTERO AND HIS BIG BREAK, EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ ♪ LOOKING AT THE TABLE ♪
♪ POLICIES WHEAT AND WHITE ♪ ♪ YOU LIVING THE LIFE ♪
♪ YOU AIN'T LIVE IN RIGHT ♪ ♪ CHAMPAGNE, DRINKING WITH YOUR
FRIENDS ♪ ♪ YOU LIVE IN THE DARK, BOY, I
CANNOT PRETEND ♪ ♪ I'M NOT FAZED, ONLY HERE TO
SEE IN ♪ ♪ IF EVE AIN'T IN THE GARDEN,
YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN ♪ ♪ , WHEN YOU WANT, CALL ME WHEN
YOU NEED ♪ ♪ CALL ME IN THE MORNING, I'LL
BE ON THE WAY ♪ ♪ CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT, CALL ME
WHEN YOU NEED ♪ ♪ CALL ME UP BY YOUR NAME, I'LL
BE ON THE WAY LIKE ♪ ♪ CALL ME BY YOUR NAME ♪
♪ TELL ME YOU LOVE ME ♪ ♪ CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, I DO NOT
CARE IF YOU'RE LYING ♪ James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY.
THIS HAS BEEN AN AMAZING TIME.
James: IT'S BEEN A BLAST, THANK YOU.
James: YOU CAN CATCH HIM ON TOUR RIGHT NOW, WE WANT TO SAY A
SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE DOWN AT "THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL!"
WE REALLY FOR REAL SHOT THAT SCENE AND ARE EPISODE ERRORS
APRIL 19TH, HAVE A LOOK FOR IT! SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT US!
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "LATE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ James: WELCOME BACK, LET'S
MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT! SHE IS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF
"PROM PACKS," PLEASE WELCOME JULIA BOWEN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NICE TO SEE YOU!
HOW ARE YOU? James: HERE'S THE RIDER AND
DIRECTOR OF "A GOOD PERSON," ZACH BRAFF!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BECAUSE YOU ARE OVERHEAR!
James: I AM. BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE,
THANK YOU FOR COMING AND YOU BOTH START IN HUGE SITCOMS, ZACH
YOU WERE IN "SCRUBS," JULIE YOU WERE IN "MODERN FAMILY."
WHEN I MOVED HERE WAS I THINK THE MOMENT WHERE "MODERN FAMILY"
WAS-- IT WAS THE SINGLE BIGGEST COMEDY IN THE WORLD AND I JUST
IMAGINE THAT WHEN A SHOW GETS THAT SUCCESSFUL, YOU MUST HAVE
LOTS OF TRAPPINGS OF LUXURIES AND ALL THESE THINGS,
HELICOPTERS WHERE EVER YOU TO GO.
I WAS SURPRISED TO LEARN THAT YOU AND TY BURRELL STILL SHARED
HER TRAILER. YES, ALL 11 YEARS!
IT WAS A COST-CUTTING MEASURE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND-- IT MADE
PERFECT SENSE. WE GOT SO USED WITH THAT I THINK
HONESTLY WOULD HAVE BEEN WEIRD. IT WAS ONE TRAILER, TWO
BATHROOMS AND TWO LITTLE COUCHES BUT THE WALL BETWEEN THEM WAS
SORT OF THIN. AND SHOULD ANY VAGUE SOUND EMIT
FROM ONE'S BODY, SAY, YOU ARE LIKE SORRY, TIE!
GOOD NEWS IS HE WAS A REALLY LOUD SNORE -ER.
James: I'M SURPRISED IT WASN'T SO GLAMOROUS, IT WAS SUCH
AN AMAZING AND SUCCESSFUL SHOW. WELL, WE SMOKED GOLD EVERY
MORNING. James: HONESTLY WE MOST
RECENTLY SAW YOU WITH YOUR "SCRUBS" COSTAR.
HERE YOU ARE, YOU DID A SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL WITH
JOHN TRAVOLTA! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LIKE THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, YOU SING A SONG FROM "GREECE MOST GO.
HOW WAS IT, HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT?
DID YOU HIT IT OFF? WELL, YES, DONALD AND I HAVE
BEEN DOING A T-MOBILE CAMPAIGN FOR A WHILE AND JOHN TRAVOLTA,
THEY JUST DECIDED WE'RE GOING TO DO A SPOOF OF MOSH TO "GREECE"
AND JOHN TRAVOLTA SAID YES AND WE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT BECAUSE
WE LOVE IT, WE LOVE MUSICAL THEATER AND ALL OF A
SUDDEN THERE WE WERE AND HE'S AMAZING.
HE IS SUCH A NICE MAN AND WE HAVE THE BEST TWO DAYS OF OUR
LIVES SINGING WITH TRAVOLTA. James: DID HE EVER SAY TO
YOU HEY, GUYS, WE SHOULD TAKE THIS ON THE ROAD?
THAT WAS MY DREAM AND WE DID AN INTERVIEW WITH VARIETY JUST
TO PROMOTE THE THING HE SAID TO THE JOURNALIST, YOU KNOW, IN
FRONT OF THE TWO OF US, HE SAID I THINK THE THREE OF US SHOULD
DO A REAL MUSICAL TOGETHER BURIED
WHAT! WE WERE LIKE CAN YOU MAKE
THAT THE HEADLINE OF THE ARTI ARTICLE?
[APPLAUSE] James: OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE
BOTH HUGELY SUCCESSFUL IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW THAT WASN'T
ALWAYS THE CASE. A LOT OF ACTORS, YOU WERE
STRUGGLING TO GET YOUR BREAK AND YOU WORKED AT VARIOUS JOBS IN
ONE OF THE THINGS YOU BOTH DID WAS WAIT TABLES IN YOUR CAREERS.
WHEN DID YOU REALIZE, JULIE, THAT YOU COULD STOP WAITING
TABLES IN YOUR CAREER WAS IN A PLACE WHERE YOU COULD LEAVE THAT
BEHIND? JAMES, STILL HAVE THREE SONS
SO I ESSENTIALLY WAIT TABLES ALL THE TIME STILL.
BUT WHERE THEY ACTUALLY PAID AND TIPPED?
I WAS-- I WOULD GO OFF TO DO JOBS.
IT WAS CLASS OF 96, THAT'S HOW OLD I AM.
IT WAS A TV SHOW AND THEY FLEW ME FIRST CLASS TO TORONTO AND I
WAS SO EXCITED, I'VE NEVER FLOWN FIRST CLASS IN MY LIFE AND WE
CAME BACK AND THE TOWN CAR DRIVES YOU TO TAKE IT TO YOUR
APARTMENT AND I SAID NO, TYING MY APRON ON, I'M LIKE IT'S BACK
TO THE RESTAURANT, I WENT RIGHT INTO MY SHIFT.
James: STRAIGHT BACK INTO THE SHIFT?
YEAH. AND I WAS GETTING REALLY GOOD AT
IT. YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD QUIT WAITING
TABLES WHEN YOU GET REALLY GOOD. THE 12 TOP COMES IN, JUST LIKE
COKED OUT AND THEY ARE JULIE, IT'S YOU, AND YOU ARE LIKE I
CAN'T DO THIS. IT'S TIME TO GO.
James: YOU WORKED FOR CASTING DIRECTOR IN LOS ANGELES.
I GOT AN INTERNSHIP, LOTS OF DIFFERENT OFFICES COME ALL OVER
THE FILM BUSINESS AND THEY SENT ME DOWN TO HELP A CASTING
DIRECTOR AND I WAS SO EXCITED, I WAS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE
DISCOVERED, I WILL GET TO SIT IN ON ADDITIONS, WORK THE VIDEO
CAMERA BUT THIS IS MY BIG BREAK AND THEY WALK IN AND AGO AND YOU
JUST THROW AWAY THAT GIANT BOX PLEASE YOU MET IN THE BOX WAS
LIKE THE SIZE OF HIS DESK AND I WALKED IN A VERY WAS LIKE OKAY,
I GUESS I CAN AND OPEN IT AND IT'S FILLED WITH THOUSANDS AND
THOUSANDS OF HEAD SHOTS. James: ACTORS WHO SENT THEM
IN AND THEY WERE LIKE CAN YOU
JUST PUT THAT IN THE DUMPSTER AND TRYING TO BE AN ACTOR THIS
IS THE MOST DEPRESSING THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
SO I TOOK ABOUT-- I TOOK A COUPLE HUNDRED OF THEM COME UP
WITH THEM IN MY BACKPACK, THROUGH THE BOX AWAY, WENT BACK
TO MY LITTLE RENTAL APARTMENT AND I WALLPAPERED MY ENTIRE
HOUSE WITH ALL THE HEAD SHOTS. James: THAT'S BEATABLE!
AT LEAST A COUPLE HUNDRED PEOPLE GOT HONORED.
James: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! [APPLAUSE]
YOUR BREAK WAS WHEN YOU WERE ADAM SANDLER'S LOVE INTEREST IN
"HAPPY GILMORE." WHAT WAS IT LIKE, WHAT WAS THE
AUDITION PROCESS TO GET THAT ROLE?
IT WASN'T GOOD AT BEING-- I DIDN'T WEAR THESE, I WILL TELL
YOU THAT. I WAS MAYBE WEARING OVERALLS IN
MY MIND TO THESE AUDITIONS AND THERE WERE ALL THESE GIRLS THAT
WERE SO BEAUTIFUL AND WELL QUAFFED AND SHORT SKIRTS AND
THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING AND I WAS TERRIFIED SORT OF
SITTING THERE SIGNINGS GOING I'M NEVER GOING TO GET THIS JOB AND
I WALK IN, THIS ONE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SORT OF SWANS OUT AND I
GOING AND IN MY MIND IT'S ADAM AND THE PRODUCER AND THE
DIRECTOR AND THE PRODUCER AND IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, BUT THEY
WERE LOOKING SORT OF ACTION AND SHELL-SHOCKED AND I START MY&
READ AND THEY I THINK-- I THINK OF GOD THEY HATE ME, SOMETHING
HORRIBLE IS HAPPENING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
EVENTUALLY I GOT THE JOB AND THEY TOLD ME THAT THE GIRL WHO
HAD JUST SPAWNED OUT IN FRONT OF ME HAD GIVEN THEM THE FULL
SHARON STONE EXPERIENCE AND THAT THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY SHAKEN TO
THEIR CORE AND THAT THEY-- AND TO THEIR CREDIT-- AND I SAID
YOU DID NOT CARE FOR THAT? BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE-- I WOULD
LIKE YOUR DUDES. PUBLIC NO, WE WERE SO HAPPY TO
SEE YOUR FREAKING OVERALLS. James: AND THEIR YOU GO,
AND THAT'S WHAT GOT THE GIG. CONGRATULATIONS, WELL DONE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS, WE GOT
TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW FILM, "A GOOD PERSON."
YOU'VE WRITTEN THE MOVIE, YOU HAVE DIRECTED THE MOVIE, IT
STARTS FLORENCE PUGH AND MORGAN FREEMAN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND IT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FILM.
THANK YOU. James: THIS IS HOW-- I
CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH THIS IS HOW GOOD THE FILM IS.
GOING TO WATCH IT AGAIN WITH MY WIFE TONIGHT.
I HONESTLY BELIEVE YOU'VE MADE SOMETHING VERY PROFOUND,
POWERFUL, UPLIFTING AND EVERYTHING THAT THE WORLD NEEDS
RIGHT NOW. ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW, EXPLAIN
TO US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHY YOU WANTED TO TELL THE STORY.
INITIALLY IT'S ABOUT A CAR ACCIDENT WHERE SOMEONE DIES AND
IT'S ABOUT THE TWO FAMILIES THAT ARE AFFECTED BY THAT CAR
ACCIDENT AND IT STARTS FLORENCE PUGH AND MORGAN FREEMAN AND IT
ULTIMATELY IS ABOUT A FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE THAT NEVER IN
A THOUSAND YEARS WOULD HAVE BECOME FRIENDS BUT BOND OVER
THIS TRAGEDY AND I KNOW THAT SOUNDS QUITE DARK AND IT IS
EMOTIONAL BUT THERE'S A LOT OF HUMOR IN THE MOVIE AS WELL.
James: THERE'S HUMOR AND IT'S UPLIFTING AND I GOT TO KNOW
YOU OVER THE PAST EIGHT YEARS, WE'VE ALWAYS DONE FUN STUFF ON
THE SHOW. WATCHING THIS MOVIE I WAS LIKE
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT WE NEED RIGHT
NOW AND I URGE EVERYBODY TO GO AND CHECK OUT THIS FILM.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM
"A GOOD PERSON," WHICH IS INFIELDERS RIGHT NOW.
ALLISON, DON'T GO. THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
NO, NO, IT ISN'T. TRUST ME.
I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET YOUR.
IT'S NEAR IMPOSSIBLE YOU DID IT. DON'T RUN AWAY NOW BECAUSE OF
ME. THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF
MEETINGS, I'LL FIND ANOTHER ONE. YEAH, BUT THIS ONE HAS THE
BEST SNACKS. I WANT TO GO.
YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR, I WOULDN'T.
I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. NOBODY DOES IN THE BEGINNING.
I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYWHERE! James: STICK AROUND.
PROM?
VERY FUNNY. IT'S NOT A JOKE.
WHY IS THIS NOT A JOKE? YOU WANT TO WRITE I GIVE YOU
TRITE BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, OKAY?
BUT NO LIMOS, I'M NOT PAYING FOR HAIR AND MAKEUP, THIS IS IT.
AND NO SLOW DANCING. THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN
SLOW DANCING IS THE GENDER WAGE GAP.
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BOY FEEL SPECIAL.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
James: "PROM PACT" PREMIERS THURSDAY AT 8:00 ON THE DISNEY
CHANNEL AND THE FOLLOWING DAY ON DISNEY+.
CONGRATS ON THE MOVIE, YOU EXECUTIVE PRODUCED.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] TELL US WHAT IT IS THAT APPEAL
TO YOU ABOUT THIS PROJECT. AT FIRST IT WAS BROUGHT TO ME
IS THIS YOUNG FEMINIST WHO HATES THE PROM AND JUST WANTS TO START
HER LIFE AFTER HIGH SCHOOL AND SKIP THE WHOLE THING AND THAT
WAS ME, SO I RELATED TO THAT BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT ALL THOSE
OL' 80s THESE THAT WERE ABOUT PROMS AND HOW PROBLEMATIC THEY
WERE BUT THE MUSIC WAS SO GOOD SO WE ADDED THIS WHOLE TWIST
WHERE THE THEME TO THE PROM IS THE '80s AND SHE RAILS AGAINST
IT AND THERE'S A GREAT-- MY FAVORITE SCENE, SHE HAS A FULL
TAKEDOWN OF '80s MOVIES WHILE WE ARE ALL LISTENING TO JOHN
HUGHES MUSIC THE ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE WE LOVE IT.
James: GLORIOUS. SPEAKING OF DANCES, YOU HAVE
THREE TEENAGE BOYS AT HOME MUST BE AT AN AGE NOW WHERE THEY ARE
GOING TO PROMS AND SCHOOL DANCES, HOW ARE YOU COPING WITH
THIS CHANGE? THEY ARE STILL PREDRIVING SO
I'M BASICALLY AN O UBER DRIVER. IT'S MOSTLY BAR MITZVAHS.
IT'S A LITTLE SHY OF BAR MITZVAH AGE.
THEY ARE VERY PRODUCTION HEAVY. YOU'RE DROPPING THEM OFF AT
11:00 A.M. IN TARZANA AND PICKING THEM UP AT MIDNIGHT IN
HOLLYWOOD. THERE HAS BEEN A FULL WARDROBE
CHANGE, THEY'VE COME HOME WITH LIKE DESIGNER CLOTHES AND SEEK
OHMIC SNEAKERS AND EVERYTHING IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED
IN THE INTERMEDIATE TIME. ONCE I PICKED UP MY SON AND HE
HAD READ DRIBBLE, I THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD, HE GOT IN A FIGHT--
NO, YOU KNOW THE SONG-- WELL, HE TOLD ME THAT THAT SONG CAME
ON WHERE THEY SAY SHOT, SHOTS AND HE COULDN'T HELP HIMSELF.
THAT'S IT. James: EVERY BODY!
GAP. HE WANTED TO BE PART OF IT SO
BADLY, RUNS TO THE BARTENDER WHO OBVIOUSLY IS NOT GOING TO GIVE A
13-YEAR-OLD SHOTS. FILLS UP GRENADINE INTO LIKE
GLASSES AND MY CHILD IS GOING SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!
COVERED IN IT, DISGUSTING. James: PROBABLY MORE
DANGEROUS THAN HAVING BOOZE AT THAT POINT.
DEFINITELY. James: I GOT ALL THIS TO
LOOK FORWARD TO. ZACH, YOU RECENTLY DIRECTED AN
EPISODE OF "SHRINKING" STARRING HARRISON FORD.
YES. [APPLAUSE]
James: I'M SURE YOU MUST'VE BEEN AN INDIANA JONES FAN
WHAT WAS IT LIKE DIRECTING HARRISON FORD?
I WAS VERY INTIMIDATED BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE IS WHO HE
IS IN ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS TO HAPPEN IS HE SET I WANT TO TAKE
YOUR MY GOLF CART AND GO TALK ON ONE OF THE SETS AND TALK ABOUT
THE SCENE AND I WAS VERY, VERY NERVOUS BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE
ANY SMALL TALK PREPPED. USUALLY YOU HAVE A LITTLE SMALL
TALK READY TO GO BUT WE JUST ALL OF A SUDDEN INSTANTLY WERE IN
THIS GOLF CART DRIVING AROUND THE WARNER BROS. LOT ONE OF THE
TOURIST TRAMS BECAUSE THEY RUN TOURS, IT GOES BY IT IS DRIVING
HE KIND OF LOOKS AWAY AND I SAID DO YOU EVER LOOK AT THE TRAMS
AND WAIVE HE SAYS, NO, NO, I ALWAYS LOOK AWAY AND THEN
THERE'S A PAUSE UNDERGOES WHAT I DO FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.
[LAUGHTER] James: LISTEN, BLESS YOU
BOTH FOR BEING HERE. BEST OF LUCK WITH BOTH OF YOUR
PROJECTS, THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
LET IS IN GERMAN, JULIA BOWEN, ZACH BRAFF!
WE GOT STAND UP WHEN WE COME BACK!
DON'T GO ANYWHERE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ James: WELCOME BACK!
I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE GUEST WE HAVE COMING UP ON THE SHOW THIS
WEEK, KEVIN BACON IS GOING TO BE HERE, KAREN SEDGWICK,
JEFF GOLDBLUM, OWEN WILSON, WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM JIMMY
ALLEN, STAND UP FROM DUSTIN NICKERSON, PLUS WE ARE GOING TO
PLAY SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS WITH CHRIS PINE AND
HUGH GRANT! YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS IT!
THE STAND UP, MORE FROM MORVIN SPLAVERSBY!
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT! ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ James: WELCOME BACK!
OUR NEXT THIS IS A BRILLIANT STAND-UP MEETING YOU WILL
RECOGNIZE FROM STRANGER THINGS AND MORE RECENTLY HIS STARRING
ROLE IN JOHN WICK 4, HE HAS AN INCREDIBLE HOT ON MY PODCAST,
YOU CAN CATCH THEM LIVE AT THE HEART CHAKRA FUNNY PEOPLE IN
HIGHLAND PARK ON JULY 2ND, 2024, PLEASE WELCOME THE OUTRAGEOUSLY
TALENTED MORVIN SPLAVERSBY! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
IS A COMU
HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING? HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
[LAUGHS] YEAH, SO I GREW UP LIKE MOST OF
YOU, AND YOU KNOW, I WAS LIKE-- WHEN I WAS SMALL OR I WAS DOING
STUFF BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE WAS DOING WHEN THERE WERE SMALL SO
I'M NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE ALREADY
KNOW WHAT THAT IS. BUT WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER AND I
WAS A BIT TALLER, OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S WHEN THINGS START TO GET
REALLY CRAZY. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OF YOU
GUYS EVER DRINK A GLASS OF MILK AND BEEN LIKE "THAT WASN'T A
GOOD IDEA." SO I DID THAT A LOT.
GREW UP OUTSIDE OF NEW JERSEY, YOU KNOW, IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO
GROW UP. IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO
NEW JERSEY AND YOU'VE EVER GROWN UP THERE, YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S
LIKE, RIGHT MAKE NO? OKAY.
BUT YOU KNOW, IT WAS GREAT, I WENT INTO MANHATTAN ALL THE
TIME, I WAS GOING IN, IT WAS THE '70s, I WAS GOING ALL THE
TIME, LIKE IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. THAT HATTON AND THE APOSTASY
70s, YOU KNOW HOW THAT WAS, IT WAS LIKE-- YOU KNOW I'M SAYING?
'70s. ALL RIGHT, SO ANYWAYS-- BUT
HERE'S THE THING. IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO INTO A
CITY, RIGHT MAKE YOU KNOW? JUST GO THERE.
YOU KNOW? SOME PEOPLE ARE THERE, THAT WAS
GOOD LOOK I'M GOING TO GOING TO THE CITY AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? YOU KNOW?
I'M GOING TO GO SOMEWHERE AND THEN YOU-- OKAY.
[LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON THESE DAYS WITH THE CRYPTO, THE CRYPTO GOING ON.
THERE'S SO MUCH CRYPTO GOING ON, I DON'T EVEN KNOW TO DO WITH IT.
SOMETIMES YOU GET A CRYPTO PERSON IN THERE LIKE I GOT SOME
CRYPTO AND REALLY I DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHY ARE SO PEOPLE--
PEOPLE SO INTERESTED IN MOMMIES INMAC YOU'VE EVER BEEN WALKING
DOWN AND I'LL DO LIKE THIS IS TOO LONG?
YOU EVER DONE THAT INMAC [LAUGHTER]
IT'S LIKE THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW?
ACROSS THE HALFWAY POINT AND YOU'RE LIKE IT'S EQUAL EITHER
WAY, IT IS STILL TOO LONG. [LAUGHTER]
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS-- HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVER-- YOU GUYS
EVER-- HAVE YOU GUYS EVER-- YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN YOU-- YOU
KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT AND YOU LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS
HAPPENING? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND A LIQUID GET TO DO THIS ALL THE TIME, LIKE YOU KNOW,
OBVIOUSLY IF IT'S CONSENSUAL, YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE DOING THAT?
AND YOU LIKE THIS IS INSANE, YOU EVER STOP IN THE MIDDLE LIKE
THIS IS CRAZY-- THIS IS CRAZY, AND THEY'RE LIKE YEAH, THIS IS
PRETTY WEIRD. I LOVE IT.
AND I STARTED DRIVING WHEN I WAS 16 AND I WAS LIKE I LOVE CARS,
YOU KNOW? HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVE CARS?
ANYBODY LOVE CARS? [APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHS] YEAH, ME TOO.
YOU EVER BEEN-- IF YOU EVER BEEN IN BED, YOU KNOW?
YOUR LIKE IS THERE SOMETHING UNDERNEATH THIS THING MIGHT HAVE
YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT? YOU KNOW, YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO
KNOW THAT THERE'S NOT, BUT YOUR LIKE MAYBE THERE COULD BE
SOMETHING OTHER-- UNDER THEIR OR WHATEVER?
AND MAYBE YOU DID TOO MUCH OF THE WEEDS, RIGHT?
YOU DID TOO MUCH OF THE WEEDS, IF LEGAL HERE.
IF NOT LEGAL WHERE I COME FROM BUT IT'S LEGAL HERE.
ANYONE DO TOO MUCH OF THE WEEDS, TOO MUCH OF THE LSD, HAVE YOU
EVER DONE SO MUCH LSD AND SO MUCH WEEDS UNDER JUST LIKE I'M
PARANOID, HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT?
THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING TO DO, ESPECIALLY YOU OF-- IF YOU ARE
AFRAID OF WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED OR WHATEVER.
ANYWAYS, SO I WANT TO TELL YOU A STORY, THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A
FRIEND OF MINE, I USED TO GO OVER TO A FRIEND OF MINE HOUSE
AND DO ALL KINDS OF CRAZY STUFF LIKE THIS VIDEO GAME STUFF LIKE
WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT UNTIL IT WHAT YOU GUYS DOING AND HE'S
LIKE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. YEAH, BUT PEOPLE ARE DOING STUFF
ALL THE TIME. ALL MY COMEDY IS ABOUT WHAT
PEOPLE ARE DOING SO I'M KIND OF LIKE WHAT ARE THE PEOPLE DOING
COMIC OR WHATEVER, NINTENDO 128, NINTENDO 65, WHATEVER, ALL OF
THEM. MY FAVORITE GROUP, MY BLANK 187.
LEVEL 47, YOU KNOW-- ANYWAYS, I'M WATCHING SOMEONE, RIGHT?
WATCHING BECAUSE I THOUGHT-- AND I'M JUST LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT?
SCREW YOU. WITH WHAT?
AND HE'S LIKE I GOT YOU, RIGHT? SO ANYWAYS-- I REALLY DO
APPRECIATE YOUR TIME, I LOVE L.A., I'M GOING TO GET HER A
LITTLE BIT MORE. CHECK ME OUT A LITTLE BIT MORE
NEXT YEAR, OKAY, SEE YOU! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! MORVIN SPLAVERSBY!
THANK YOU SO MUCH! WILL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ James: THANK YOU SO MUCH!
TOMORROW NIGHT, JEFF GOLDBLUM, OWEN WILSON ARE GOING TO BE HERE
WE HAVE MASTER MENTALIST LIOR SUCHARD FOR THE LAST TIME,
WE HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US US, REGGIE, TAKE US HOME!
♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]