CONFETTI, CAKES, CUPCAKES, LOVE, RECEIVE, YES.
IT IS ALL OF THESE THINGS AND A LITTLE THING CALLED THE
"LATE LATE SHOW."
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM INSIDE JEFF GOLDBLUM'S
TOP DRESSER DRAWER, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ON
ONLY, JAMES CORDEN!
James: HEY!
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY!
HELLO, GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY, THANKS FOR SHOWING OUT!
THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH.
OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, HE IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND
ONE-OF-A-KIND-- SHE'S AN ACTOR, MUSICIAN, RACONTEUR, A FASHION
GOD.
ONE OF OUR ALL-TIME FAVORITES TO EVER BE HERE AT
"THE LATE LATE SHOW," THE MASTERFUL, MR. JEFF GOLDBLUM IS
HERE TONIGHT!
COME ON NOW, STOP!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [LAUGHS]
James: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS-- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO
EXPECT WHEN THE DOOR OPENED AND YET SOMEHOW IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I I LOVE THIS, JEFF!
I LOVE YOU, JAMES KIMBERLY.
TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW YOUR MIDDLE NAME, BY THE WAY?
James: KNOW THAT MY MIDDLE NAME IS KIMBERLY?
WELL, IT'S COME UP, IT'S HATS COME UP THAT MY MIDDLE NAE IS
KIMBERLY.
IT'S WHAT IT IS, THAT'S-- I'M ALL RIGHT WITH WITH IT NOW.
IT'S A LOVELY NAME.
DO YOU KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME?
James: I DON'T.
IT STARTS WITH L.
James: LIONEL?
LESLIE?
NO.
James: LUKE?
NO.
James: LINCOLN?
NO, BUT IT'S ALSO LIKE YOURS, IT COULD BE A--
James: LISA?
NO, BUT THERE'S FOUR LETTERS AND IT READ AND IT'S KIND OF
GIRLY.
James: LULU?
NO.
James: LOVE TO I WISH IT WERE LOVE, NO.
James: LANE?
IT'S LYNN!
James: THAT'S WHY WE GOT ON SO WELL!
AS SOON AS THE SHOW STARTED, I SAY LANE AND KIMBERLY'S BIG
NIGHT OUT, ARE YOU IT?
WE LOVE YOU, JEFF GOLDBLUM, EVERYBODY!
AND A VERY TALENTED ACTOR, OSCAR-NOMINATED WRITER YOU KNOW
AND LOVE FROM "WEDDING CRASHERS,"
"THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS," "ZOOLANDER" AND SO MUCH MORE, WE
ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM, THE ALWAYS GLORIOUS, MR. OWEN WILSON IS
HERE!
HOW ARE YOU?
BECAUSE I'M GREAT, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME!
James: I AM SO THRILLED THAT YOU ARE HERE.
WHILE WE ARE ON THE TOPIC, WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
MY MIDDLE NAME IS CUNNINGHAM.
James: CUNNINGHAM!
YES, GAP.
THAT'S MY MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME.
SO BOTH MY BROTHERS, WE ALL HAVE THE SAME MIDDLE NAME.
NOT ONLY THAT, WE HAD TO ANSWER THE PHONE GROWING UP BY
SAYING-- YOU KNOW, WE COULDN'T JUST SAY HELLO.
WE HAD TO SAY OWEN CUNNINGHAM WILSON SPEAKING.
James: OWEN CUNNINGHAM WILSON.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAD TO DO IN OUR HOUSE?
WE HAD TO ANSWER THE PHONE BY SAYING OUR PHONE NUMBER.
DID THAT EVER HAPPEN HERE?
YOU WOULD GO "[BLEEP]."
AND I JUST REALIZED THAT IS STILL MY MOM AND DAD'S PHONE
NUMBER.
[LAUGHTER] SHOULD PROBABLY BLEEP A LITTLE
BIT OF THAT OUT.
OWEN CUNNINGHAM WILSON, EVERYBODY!
IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, BUT IT CLEARLY IS, ONE OF OUR FAVORITE
GUESTS OF ALL TIME, A MASTERMIND READER, THE GREATEST MENTALIST
ON THIS SPINNING ORB IN THE UNIVERSE OF NOTHING WE ARE SO
GLAD HE'S HERE.
SHOW!
HELLO, HOW ARE YOU!
I DON'T HAVE A MIDDLE NAME.
I DO NOT OF A MIDDLE NAME.
THERE'S NO MIDDLE NAMES IN ISRAEL, I'M SORRY.
SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU BUT YOU CAN ASK AND YOU SAY NUMBER FROM
ONE TO 100?
James: I CAN, YEAH.
JUST SAY IT.
James: GOT ONE.
22.
22?
THIS IS INTERESTING.
I TELL YOU WHY.
I HAVE A CHALK BOARD HERE, WROTE 22.
THIS IS VERY INTERESTING.
[APPLAUSE] THERE'S MORE TO COME MORE TO
COME.
James: I LOVE IT EVERY TIME YOU'RE HERE.
IT IS ALWAYS SUCH A TREAT.
LIOR SUCHARD, EVERYBODY!
I'M JAMES GORDON AND THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
ROLL THE TITLES!
COME ON!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
James: THERE HE IS!
I WAS FEEL A BIT OF EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR WHEN LIOR SUCHARD IS
HERE.
DO NOT INNING?
WHAT HE'S GOT PLANNED, HE'S GOT SOMETHING PLANNED FOR US, I
DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS AND I'M EXCITED.
IT'S GOING TO FREAK ME OUT AND I DON'T LIKE THAT.
James: BUT I DO ENJOY IT, I ENJOY IT.
DONE IF I COULD BECOME A MENTALIST.
YOU COULD BE A MENTALIST, SURE.
James: I FEEL LIKE I COULD.
YEAH.
Jame: NAME A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE AND A HUNDRED.
THIS SAY IT OUT LOUD.
71.
James: THAT IS SO WEIRD, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY 71.
[LAUGHTER] THAT'S INSANE.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
James: IT MAY SEE.
I'M GOING TO WRITE DOWN THE NUMBER.
OKAY.
James: WHAT HAVE I GOT HERE?
GOT A PIECE OF PAPER.
BLANK, COMPLETELY BLANK PIECE OF PAPER.
HERE WE GO.
James: LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT ME.
RIGHT, NOW DON'T SAY THE NUMBER, I JUST WANT YOU TO THINK OF IT.
[LAUGHTER] OKAY.
WHAT NUMBER IS IT?
71.
James: RIGHT, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO KEEP THE SAME
NUMBER.
DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK A DIFFERENT NUMBER OUT OF THE
CLEAR BLUE SKY?
James: OUT OF THE CLEAR BLUE SKY.
JUST THINK OF A NUMBER.
[LAUGHTER] I SEE YOU TRYING TO
COMMUNICATE TO ME WHAT NUMBER THAT IS.
James: JUST TRY AND SEE IN YOUR MIND.
JUST TRY AND SEE IT IN YOUR MIND.
[LAUGHTER] FOCUS.
JUST TRY AND SEE IT IN YOUR MI MIND.
73?
James: OH, MY GOD!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OKAY, TRY AGAIN.
IT REALLY QUICK.
LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW.
LOOK AT ME.
OKAY, SAY THE NUMBER.
16.
James: STOP!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IS A COMUSICAL
A-DETERMINER>> James: LIOR SUCHS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND!
DON'T GO ANYWHERE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
James: WELCOME BACK!
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
DURING THE RIGHT HERE ON THE COUCH IS WITHOUT QUESTION THE
SINGLE GREATEST MENTALIST IN THE WORLD IN ONE OF OUR ABSOLUTE
FAVORITE GUESTS, PLEASE WELCOME MASTER MENTALIST LIOR SUCHARD!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU COMMENTS HE HAS, SOME OF MY
FAVORITE MOMENTS IN THE STUDIO HAVE BEEN HERE WITH YOU.
YOU GOT SOME EXCITING THINGS IN STORE FOR US, BUT IS IT OKAY IF
I INVITE SOME FRIENDS TO JOIN US TO HELP OUT?
LET'S DO IT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: PLEASE WELCOME OWEN
WILSON!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED "PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS," PLEASE
WELCOME JEFF GOLDBLUM!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
James: HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE!
OKAY, AS I SAY, I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ON
THE SHOW.
LIOR, WE ARE NOW IN YOUR CAPABLE HANDS.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE BECAUSE I'VE BEEN HERE FIVE
TIMES IN THE PAST AND EVERY TIME I DID SOMETHING ABOUT MIND
THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT HAD NEVER BEEN
DONE BEFORE.
SOMETHING CRAZY ABOUT A COINCIDENCE.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN COINCIDENCE?
James: I DO.
WE TOO!
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICE, GOT THOSE EASELS WITH SOME SOMETHING
OVER THERE HIDDEN, SOMETHING FOR LATER AND THIS WILL BE
MEANINGFUL FOR EVERYONE.
WE START WITH SOMETHING SIMPLE, A NUMBER FROM 1 TO 10.
WHEN I SAY THIS WORD, NUMBER ONE THROUGH TEN, EACH PERSON IN THE
AUDIENCE THINKS OF THEIR NUMBER.
CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE PLEASE?
I WANTED TO BE LUCK.
THANK YOU.
THESE ARE NUMBERS.
LOOK AT THIS!
WAIT, WAIT, THESE ARE RANDOM NUMBERS.
I WILL TRY TO INFLUENCE YOU, SO I WILL SAY READY SET GO.
AND YOU ARE JUST GOING TO SAY HER NUMBER.
GIVE ME A CHANCE, HOLD ON.
I GOT MINE.
GOT IT?
DID NOT TELL IT TO ANYONE, RIGHT?
HOW COULD I?
SO, READY, SET, GO.
TWO!
PERFECT!
[APPLAUSE] THAT'S HER NUMBER!
SO THIS IS YOUR TWO, THIS IS YOUR TWO, IT IS IS YOUR TWO, SO
WITH THIS IS INTERESTING.
YOUR THINKING IT'S JUST A NUMBER FROM 1 TO 10, IT'S NOT THAT
IMPRESSIVE.
LET'S GO WITH WORDS.
I WANT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO THINK OF A WORD, A SIMPLE WORD.
SOMETHING SIMPLE WORD.
DON'T TELL ME, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S NOT THE SAME.
HOW MANY LETTERS IN YOUR WORD?
TELL EVERYBODY HOW MANY LETTERS IN YOUR WORK.
FIVE.
FIVE?
YES.
HOW MANY LETTERS IN YOUR WORK?
YOU DON'T KNOW?
NO, I DON'T KNOW.
SO I KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME WO WORD.
SO JUST WRITE YOURS HERE, BIG BLOCK LETTERS BUT DON'T SHOW
JEFF, DON'T SHOW JEFF.
OWEN, COME OVER HERE.
I'M JEFF!
I JUST KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME.
I JUST KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME WORD.
WHO IS ALSO THINKING OF A WORD, I NEED SOME RANDOM PEOPLE HELP
ME.
DON'T SHOW HIM THE WORD AND YOU WANT TO DO IT-- DON'T DO IT
YET.
WRITE YOUR WORD BIG HERE BUT DON'T SHOW NO ONE.
AND YOU WILL DO IT, I NEED PEOPLE, I NEED SOME PEOPLE, WE
WILL START HERE.
DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?
YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU, OKAY.
STAND UP, ALL OF YOU, AND WRITE YOUR WORD INSIDE.
THE WORK YOU HAVE IN MIND, WRITE YOUR WORD INSIDE, BIG BLOCK
LETTERS.
JAMES, YOU'RE GOING TO .21 OF THEM.
...21 OF.
WHICH ONE?
James: THIS LADY RIGHT HE HERE.
YOU ARE GOING TO SAY A WORD, THE WORD THAT YOU WILL SAY WILL
BE THE ONE THAT SHE CHOSE.
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
IT'S REALLY NOT POSSIBLE.
BY THE WAY, THEY DO ALL JUST NOD YOUR HEAD?
DID YOU TELL ME YOUR WORDS?
NO?
IT'S FAIR.
THIS IS YOUR CHOICES, CORRECT?
READY?
DON'T SHOW US.
ANYWHERE?
James: ANYWHERE?
JUST ANYWHERE?
DAY.
DID YOU WRITE THE WORD DAY, YES OR NO?
NO.
THIS IS WHAT I DO.
YOU WANT TO TRY TO JUST LOOK AT HER, WHAT WERE DID SHE RIGHT?
NIGHT?
NO?
SEE, I LIKE WHAT HAPPENED HERE.
BUT THIS IS NOT HOW IT GOES.
I WILL COUNT TO THREE AND EACH ONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO SHOUT
THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR WORD, JUST THE FIRST LETTER.
READY?
SHOUT, ONE, TWO, THREE.
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
IT WAS A CACOPHONY.
NO, NO, BECAUSE DID YOU SAY-- I DON'T KNOW, DID YOU SAY
S?
IF YOU THOUGHT OF S, NOBODY KNOWS YOUR WORD, RIGHT?
IT MEANS YOU THOUGHT OF A STAR, SHOW ME I'M RIGHT.
NO!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND DID YOU-- DID YOU SAY W?
ANOTHER ONE SAID W.
IT'S NOT THE SAME WORD BUT DID YOU-- I DON'T KNOW, YOU WERE
THINKING OF A FUNNY WORD.
DID YOU WRITE WAFFLE BY ANY CHANCE?
YES?
AND DID YOU WRITE-- SO YOU DID NOT TELL THESE WORDS?
DID YOU WRITE "PIANO" BY ANY CHANCE?
THIS IS INTERESTING.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I'M NOT SURE IS NOT WAFFLE, IT
STARTS WITH A W, IT'S A WATCH?
AND I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE A FEELING-- MAYBE YOU GOT LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF THE
ENERGY BECAUSE YOU SAID NIGHT?
DID YOU WRITE NIGHT?
YOU DID.
SO I-- YOU ARE A LITTLE BIT OF A
MENTALIST!
APPLAUSE!
[APPLAUSE] YOU CAN SIT DOWN.
BUT HERE'S THE THING, PEOPLE ARE VERY SKEPTICAL AND I WANTED YOU,
JAMES, TO CHOOSE SOMEONE RANDOM OF THE AUDIENCE THAT NOBODY
KNOWS.
SOME OF THAT THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT WE COULD NO, THAT WE
COULD INFLUENCE, THAT-- I WANTED TO BRING A MACHINE THAT
HELPS US TO SELECT SOMEONE.
I GIVE YOU THE RANDOMATOR!
THIS IS THE RANDOMATOR!
AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!
THIS WAY WOULD SELECT SOMEONE BY RANDOM WITH SOMETHING I CANNOT
CONTROL.
I CANNOT INTERFERE BEFORE THE SHOW, I ASKED EACH WANT TO GIVE
ME A DOLLAR BILL.
ONE SINGLE-- SAY YES, YOU GIVE ME $1 BILL?
AND I ASKED THEM-- I ASKED THEM TO MEMORIZE-- TO MEMORIZE THE
LAST THREE DIGITS OF THE BILL.
DID YOU MEMORIZE THE LAST THREE DIGITS?
WHICH MEANS THAT EVERY BILL HERE MATCHES ONE OF THE PEOPLE OVER
THERE.
SO YOU'RE GOING TO GO INSIDE, WE ARE GOING TO ACTIVATE.
AND YOU PLAY LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE KIND OF...
♪ ♪ VERY GOOD.
SO GO INSIDE.
ONCE IT'S OVER-- SORRY, TAKE THEM AND-- YEAH.
READY?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] CIRCLE MUSICAL
LET'S ACTIVATE IT!LET'S ACTIVAT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
GO, GO!
STOP!
OKAY, OKAY!
I'M HERE!
OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS.
I PROMISE I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY BACK.
SO OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS.
YOU CHOSE THIS ONE.
THIS ONE HAS 187.
AND THIS ONE HAS 765, CORRECT, AND-- THEY ALL HAS DIFFERENT
SERIAL NUMBER.
LIKE EVERY BILL HAS A DIFFERENT SERIAL NUMBER AND YOU CHOSE--
YOU CHOSE-- OKAY, WHAT IS THE LAST THREE DIGITS ON THE BILL?
TRY TO A MEMBER IT.
FORGET ABOUT-- YEAH, FORGET ABOUT THE LETTERS, THE LAST
THREE DIGITS IS.
James: THE LAST THREE DIGITS, FORGET THE LETTERS.
022.
WHO HAD 022?
[APPLAUSE] NOW LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
WHEN I SAID FOR PEOPLE TO THINK OF WORDS, DID YOU ALSO HAVE A
WORD IN MIND?
I DID.
OKAY, DID YOU TELL ME YOUR WORD?
NO.
DID YOU WHISPER THE WORD IN MY EAR?
SPEAKER NO.
IT'S FAIR.
WHAT-- I HOPE THIS WILL WORK-- YOU CHOSE A BYE RANDOM.
WHAT WAS THE WORD THAT YOU HAD IN YOUR MIND?
YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT?
OUT LOUD.
BIRTHDAY.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
CAN I SEE YOUR WORD THAT YOU CHOSE BEFORE?
CAN I SEE YOUR WORD JEFF?
[APPLAUSE] AND THE BEST THING ABOUT IT THAT
WAS YOUR CHOICE IS THE BEST THING ABOUT IT IS TODAY IS YOUR
BIRTHDAY, JAMES, CORRECT?
[APPLAUSE] IF NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY?
James: IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, NO.
IT IS SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY.
James: IT'S MY SON'S BIRTHDAY.
SO WE ARE GETTING SOMETHING.
WE TALKED ABOUT COINCIDENCE AND I REALLY WANT TO TAKE THIS TO A
COMPLETELY NEW LEVEL AND I DID TALK ABOUT SOME NUMBERS, SO I
NEED NOW PEOPLE THINK OF A NUMBER FROM 1 TO 10.
I GOT A BUNCH OF NUMBERS HERE-- THESE ARE ALL DIFFERENT
DIFFERENT NUMBERS, SINGLE-DIGIT, AND I NEED HANDS IN THE AIR.
I NEED SOME PEOPLE TO SELECT TO TAKE SOME OF THEM AND LET ME GO
THE CHIEF SEAT HERE.
STAND UP AND ASK THEM FACING US.
AND STAND OUT AND-- PLENTY OF THOSE.
MIX THEM FACING TOWARDS US.
YOU WANT IT, YOU WANT IT.
MIX IT, MIX IT UP.
AND STAND UP, ALL OF YOU.
MIX IT UP TOWARDS US SO WE CAN SEE THE FACES OF THE NUMBERS AND
HERE'S THE BIGGEST COINCIDENCE OF ALL.
THE BIGGEST COINCIDENCE OF ALL, ARE YOU READY?
MIX IT UP.
MIX IT UP TOWARDS YOURSELF WE DON'T SEE.
AND TAKE THE NUMBER YOU HAVE IN YOUR MIND, TAKE YOUR NUMBER, AND
PUT THE REST ON THE FLOOR, BUT DON'T SHOW US THE NUMBER.
ALL OF YOU COME CLOSER TO THE RAILS.
THERE'S A RAIL OVER THERE.
END OF YOUR, COME CLOSER.
GIVE THEM A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!
[APPLAUSE] THAT'S FINE GRADE YOU KNOW, I
WASN'T PLANNING THIS BUT I WANTED TO CHANGE PLACES, CHANGE
OF PLACES.
CHANGE PLACES, CHANGE PLACES, CHANGE, CHANGE AND CHANGE.
WHAT ABOUT THIS.
WE TALKED ABOUT COINCIDENCE, GUYS.
WHAT IS THE CHANCE THAT THEY ALL THOUGHT OF THE EXACT SAME
NUMBER?
ZERO.
[LAUGHTER] IT'S MY JOB, ON, IT'S MY JOB
FIRST ONE, WHAT NUMBER DID YOU CHOOSE, SHOW US.
AND YOU, SECOND FROM THE RIGHT, SHOW ME HER NUMBER.
TURNER NUMBERS, I WANT TO SEE THE NUMBERS.
TURN AND LET ME SEE.
LET ME SEE.
úOKAY, IT'S NOT THE SAME NUMBER, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE.
MAYBE THERE'S A HIGHER LEVEL OF COINCIDENCE HERE BECAUSE THIS IS
VERY DIFFICULT.
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THE SAME NUMBER, YOU CHOSE A RANDOM
BILL.
James: I DID.
FROM THE MACHINE.
James: YES.
CAN YOU READ OUT LOUD THE WHOLE NUMBER.
CAN YOU HOLD IT CLOSE TO YOUR CHEST, SHOW US THE NUMBER AND
YOU GUYS THOUGHT OF THIS IN THE BEGINNING AND YOU THOUGHT OF
THIS AT THE BEGINNING.
JAMES, REA READ OUT LOUD THE SEL NUMBER.
James: 87918022.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THIS IS AMAZING, BUT GOING
BACK-- BECAUSE THIS WHOLE ACT IS ABOUT CRAZY COINCIDENCE, CAN
YOU STAND UP, KEEP STANDING OVER THERE AND PEOPLE WITH THE WORDS,
ALL OF YOU CHOSE RANDOM WORDS.
PROMISE ME NOBODY TOLD YOU.
CAN YOU COME WITH ME FOR A SECOND?
NOBODY TOLD YOU WHAT TO CHOOSE.
THAT WAS YOUR CHOICE.
YOU CHOSE THOSE RANDOM WORDS, CORRECT, YES, YES, YES.
YOU THOUGHT OF A STAR.
FIRST TIME I MET YOU WAS MANY YEARS AGO WHEN WE DID THIS SHOW
HERE, IT WAS HARRY CONNICK JR. AND ALICE EVE AND WE INFLUENCED
THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO THINK OF TESTER MEMBER WHAT THAT WAS?
James: START.
THE SECOND APPEARANCE WITH JEREMY PIVEN AND AMERICA FERRERA
WHEN WE DID ALL ACT ABOUT TIME AND ABOUT CLOCKS AND ABOUT
WATCHES AND YOU THOUGHT OF A WATCH.
THE THIRD ACT WAS HERE WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS AND THE GIANT...
James: PIANO.
IN THE GIANT PIANO HERE WHEN WE CREATED THE WHOLE ACT
TOGETHER.
[APPLAUSE] COME TO MY RIGHT, JAMES.
AND THE NEXT APPEARANCE WAS DURING COVID-19, WE COULD NOT BE
PRESENT SO WE WERE THERE WITH NICHOLAS HOLT AND WE WERE OVER
ZOOM COMMUNICATING AND DO YOU REMEMBER WHICH WORD DID YOU
CHOOSE?
James: I DON'T REMEMBER.
IT WAS THE WORD NIGHT.
James: OH, MY GOD.
[APPLAUSE] AND A FEW-- AND A FEW MONTHS
AGO WE DID OUR SHOW IN LONDON AND WE WERE WITH MANY DRIVER AND
JOHN BOYEGA AND SAM SMITH AND WE CREATED A CRAZY MUSICAL CALLED
WAFFLES OF THE MIND READER.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] EVERY WORD.
EVERY WORD MATCHES A MOMENT OF WONDER IN OUR PAST, JAMES,
EXCEPT YOUR WORD WAS?
BIRTHDAY!
WHICH MATCHED THIS ONE, BUT ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY?
James: IT'S NOT BIRTHDAY TODAY.
ONE IS YOUR BIRTHDAY, JAMES?
ON THE 22ND OF AUGUST.
James: WHICH YEAR?
THIS TIME YOU'RE GOING TO READ IT BACKWARDS.
SO WE'VE GOT THE TWO...
22ND OF AUGUST.
James: ZERO EIGHT, 1978.
[APPLAUSE] HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES!
James: LADI LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE BLOWS HER MIND
EVERY TIME!
LIOR SUCHARD!
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OWEN WILSON AND JEFF GOLDBLUM!
James: WE ARE HERE WITH OWEN WILSON AND JEFF GOLDBLUM,
EVERYBODY!
ALWAYS BEEN TALK ABOUT DURING THE BREAK WAS HOW WILD LIOR WAS,
JUST ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.
UNBELIEVABLE!
James: YOU STARTING SOME OF MY FAVORITE FILMS TOGETHER,
PARTICULARLY WES ANDERSON MOVIES "THE LIFE AQUATIC," "THE GRAND
BUDAPEST HOTEL."
OWEN, WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT WORKING WITH MR. GOLDBLUM?
WELL, I WANT TO MAKE YOU SELF-CONSCIOUS, BUT JUST I
REALLY LOVED WORKING WITH YOU AND I REMEMBER WE WERE STAYING
IN THE SAME HOTEL IN ROME AND I THINK THERE WAS A PIANO THAT YOU
WOULD SOMETIMES PLAY.
James: THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE JEFF I KNOW.
TICKLING THE IVORY.
WAS I?
OR WORKING OUT.
BECAUSE, YOU ARE IN GOOD SHAPE.
LOOK AT YOU!
VERY FIT.
SOMETIMES SEE YOU LIFTING WEIGHTS.
YEAH.
GEICO MUST'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.
YEAH, YEAH, YOU WERE DELIGHTFUL, I ADORE YOU, I'VE ALWAYS ADORED
YOU.
AND WORKING WITH YOU.
YOU ARE A RARE ARTIST AND WE HAD FUN, DIDN'T WE?
AND JUST WALKING AROUND.
YEAH.
WE CAN'T TELL ANYTHING, BUT YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL AND WE BONDED A
LITTLE BIT IN AN UNCOMMON WAY FOR ME.
WE TOLD EACH OTHER TALES AND PERSONAL THINGS ABOUT OURSELVES
THAT WE CAN'T POSSIBLY SHARE BUT THERE WAS A LOT OF FUN, REALLY
ADORED BEING WITH YOU.
James: YOU BOTH VERY MUCH HAD THAT ENERGY, I THINK BOTH OF
YOU ARE LIKE I CAN REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I EVER MET YOU, JEFF,
WHICH I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU WHATEVER REMEMBER, WHICH IS IN A
PENTHOUSE APARTMENT IN LONDON AT ABOUT 3:00 A.M. AND WE'VE NEVER
MET AND WE SNUGGLED ON A COUCH.
WE DID.
NO, WE DID, YOU HAD YOUR ARM LIKE THIS, I PUT MY HEAD IN HERE
ON JEFF AND WE TALKED-- AGAIN, I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT, WE ARE
NOT GOING TO.
BUT IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME VERY MUCH LIKE A CELINE DION
SONG.
BUT ANOTHER THING YOU HAVE IN COMMON, YOU BOTH HAVE TWO BOYS.
OWEN, HOW OLD ARE YOUR BOYS AND ONE OF THE INTO AT THE MOMENT?
THEY ARE 12 AND 9.
AND THEY ARE BOTH VERY INTO SOCCER.
THEY BOTH SAY THEY ARE GOING TO BE PROFESSIONAL SOCCER PLAYERS.
BUT THEIR BACKUP, THE 9-YEAR-OLD SAYS HE WANTS TO OPEN A PRANK
SHOP.
[LAUGHTER] AND HE EVEN HAS THE NAME,
WILSON'S WHIZBANGS.
James: I LOVE THAT!
THE WAY HE WILL ANSWER THE PHONE, THIS IS FRANK.
WILSON'S WHIZBANGS, THIS IS FRANK, WHAT'S YOUR PRANK?
KIDS LOVE-- THEY LOVE THAT IDEA OF KIND OF GETTING ONE OVER ON
YOU.
James: I LOVE THE IDEA OF GOING TO WILSON'S WHIZBANGS.
I HAVE A COUPLE BOYS, 7 AND 5, IT WOULD BE GREAT
FOR THEM TO SEE YOU.
THEY ARE ALSO INTO SOCCER!
HAY, OR FOOTBALL AS THEY CALL IT EVERYPLACE ELSE.
THEY LOVE IT.
THEY ARE CRAZY ABOUT IT.
I HAVE PICTURES ON MY PHONE RIGHT NOW OF ALL THE JERSEYS
THEY WANT TO GET FROM LIONEL MESSI AND FROM MBAPPE.
OF I DO BELIEVE IN COINCIDENCE OR PERCEPTUAL READINESS BECAUSE
ON THE PLANE COMING OVER HERE-- JUST LAST WEEK, WE MET A GUY WHO
SAID-- I DON'T KNOW HOW IT CAME UP, HE SAID I'M FRIENDS, ONE OF
MY BEST FRIENDS IS MBAPPE.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT WOULD MEAN ANYTHING TO THEM TO GO-- I
MENTIONED IT TO THEM LAST NIGHT, I SAID WE MET SOMEBODY WHOSE
FRIEND IS GOOD FRIENDS WITH-- HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, BUT, YOU
KNOW.
AND I DON'T EVEN NO, IF WE HAD A CHANCE TO GO COME HERE, GUESS
WHO'S BEHIND THE DOOR, IS-- I DON'T KNOW IF IT WOULD MEAN
ANYTHING TO THEM.
BUT FORGET THAT JERSEY, THERE IS MBAPPE.
I DON'T KNOW.
IT IS FUNNY COME AFTER THAT MENTALIST EVERYTHING STARTS TO
FEEL LIKE THAT, SO YOUR STORY STARTS TO FEEL LIKE HEY, I
KNOW-- BUT MAYBE IT'S ALWAYS HAPPENING!
THERE IS SYNCHRONICITY.
THERE IS THINK IN A CITY AND LIKE I SAY, PERCEPTUAL
READINESS, WHICH IS THAT ONCE YOU'RE OPEN TO SOMETHING, WHEN
YOU START TO SEE IT ALL OVER THE PLACE.
YOU GO OH, I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT AND THERE IT IS.
YOU REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING OF CRANKING IN THE MENTALIST, MY
PARENTS HAD A THING, KIND OF A CARD TRICK AT COCKTAIL PARTIES,
THEY WOULD HAVE ANOTHER DESIGNATED PERSON ON THE OTHER
END OF A PHONE THAT THEY COULD CALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
OR ANYTHING AND THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO GO OKAY, HERE IN THE
PARTY, BEFORE I CALL MY FRIEND WHO HAS SPECIAL POWERS, PICK A
CARD, ANY CARD, OKAY, THAT'S YOUR CARD.
AND THEY WOULD GO WIZARD, HANG ON.
AND THEN YOU'D GET THE PHONE AND THEY WOULD TELL YOU YOUR CARD.
AMAZING, RIGHT?
BUT OF COURSE HERE'S THE TRICK, I WILL TELL YOU THE TRICK.
THE TRICK WAS SIMPLY THAT THE CODE IS ALREADY IF I CALL UP AND
SAY HELLO WIZARD, OR IS THIS WIZARD OR IS THIS THE WIZARD, OR
HE WIZARD, THEY ALREADY KNOW WHAT SUIT IT IS AND THEN RIGHT
AWAY THE GUY IN THE OTHER AND GOES OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, AND I WOULD SUGGEST, SO THAT HE GOES FOUR OF CLUBS.
SO IT'S A NICE TRICK.
James: IT'S A GOOD TRICK!
IT'S A GOOD TRICK!
[APPLAUSE] I LOVE TO TALK ABOUT OWEN
WILSON'S NEW FILM "PAINT."
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW, TELL US WHAT THE FILM IS ABOUT
AND WHO YOU PLAY.
I PLAY A PAINTER WHO HAS HAD THE NUMBER ONE PAINTING SHOW IN
VERMONT FOR 22 YEARS STRAIGHT, AND HIS NAME IS CARL AND I THINK
THE MOVIE IS SET IN A BE 2008, BUT CARL IS SORT OF SET IN MAYBE
1977 AND THE REASON IS BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN HIS LIFE HAS JUST
BEEN SO PERFECT.
YOU KNOW, HE HAS THIS DEVOTED FOLLOWING, HE HAS OF COURSE THE
NUMBER ONE SHOW, AS I MENTIONED, HE HAS A GREAT-- HE'S HAD NO
REASON TO CHANGE UNTIL THIS NEW PAINTER COMES ALONG AND SHE IS
BETTER THAN HIM, MAYBE, AND BEGINS TO SORT OF KIND OF TAKE
EVERYTHING THAT CARL HOLDS DEAR.
James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
OF IN THEATERS APRIL 7TH.
EVERY FOREST NEEDS A TALLEST TREE IN THE THINK WE FOUND OURS
WITH PROBABLY THE MOST IMPRESSIVE SHAFT OF LUMBER THAT
MEL MANSFIELD HAS EVER SEEN.
THANK YOU FOR GOING TO A SPECIAL PLACE OF ME, CARL.
CUT IT.
THAT TREE IS PROBABLY TOO TALL.
BRACE YOURSELF, YOU'RE GOING TO GET SOME CALLS.
LET ME JUST LIKE YOU OVER YOUR LITTLE BIT.
IT STARTED OFF AS A WINGED TOWEL AND THEN IT BECAME A WHITE
OAK.
SO GOOD.
PUT IT IN THE FAMILY CAN HAVE THE OTHER.
AMBROSIA?
James: STICK AROUND!
James: WELCOME BACK, WE ARE HERE WITH OWEN WILSON AND
JEFF GOLDBLUM!
JEFF, THAT'S TALK ABOUT YOUR INCREDIBLE NEW EP, JEFF GOLDBLUM
"PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS."
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] "PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS."
HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS TITLE?
BECAUSE THE TITLE?
YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO BIG STORY ABOUT, JUST ONE DAY THEY SAID
YOU'VE GOT TO COME UP WITH A TITLE.
I LIKE TITLES, AND I'D BEEN JOTTING DOWN LISTS AND THEN I
THOUGHT IT JUST CAME TO ME.
JUST CAME TO ME LIKE IT WAS A MENTALIST OF SOME KIND.
James: ON YOUR OWN YOU THOUGHT I PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.
I DID COME UP WITH IT, AND I THOUGHT PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS,
THAT'S GOOD.
James: AND ARE GOING TO KEEP PLAYING WITH OTHERS.
IF YOU'RE ABOUT GO ON THE WORLD TOUR WITH YOUR BAND, GOING TO
LONDON, PARIS, BERLIN, WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST ROCKS ARE MOMENT
YOU'VE HAD OVER THE YEARS?
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU QUICKLY, I WAS-- I HAPPEN TO BE-- I
HAVE HOSTED "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AND
AEROSMITH WAS THE GUEST, I KIND OF GOTTEN A LITTLE PALS LEAD THE
WEEK WITH THEM, WOULD GOING OUT TO DINNER AND A SHORTLY AFTER
THEY WERE GOING TO PLAY BIG CONCERT OUTDOORS.
THEY INVITED ME, I WAS ON THE SIDE OF THE STAGE AND STEVEN
TYLER SAID HEY, JEFF, YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY WITH US.
HE INVITED ME THERE, THE PIANO PLAYER-- SO I PLAYED FOR 60,000
PEOPLE.
THEY WERE DOING ONE OF THOSE SONGS, IT WAS GREAT.
AND THEN I MET RINGO STARR AT ONE POINT AND WE HAD-- THAT WAS
THRILLING.
AND THEN KEITH RICHARDS AT THE 40 ANNIVERSARY OF THE "SNL"
THING.
WE HAD A MOMENT WHERE WE WERE SAYING--
[LAUGHS] I'M ALWAYS VERY STARSTRUCK
WITH THOSE TYPES.
James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, HAVE YOU OVERSTEPPED ON STAGE WITH
THE ICONIC ROCK STARS?
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY.
NOT SO MUCH BUT I DID HAVE A THING WHERE DOES SHE MENTION
KEITH RICHARDS-- WHERE I WANT TO SEE THE ROLLING STONES IN
ARGENTINA AND I WAS KIND OF FRIENDLY WITH SOME OF THE BAND
AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH MICK JAGGER
AND WE GOT THESE SPECIAL LAMINATES, KIND OF ALL ACCESS,
THAT WERE GOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE THAT WE GOT PRESENTED
WITH GREAT James: STOP!
NO!
BECAUSE OF THE FIRST CONCERT I HAD EVER SEEN WAS THE STONES AS
A KID, THE TATTOO YOU TOUR LIKE 1980, SO NOW GETTING THIS WAS
JUST KIND OF, YOU KNOW, SO EXCITING, AND THEN THAT NIGHT AT
THE CONCERT I'M KIND OF
WANDERING AROUND, TESTING IT OUT LIKE
I'M GOING TO WALK OVER HERE AND SEE IF ANYBODY STOPS ME AND NO
ONE WOULD STOP ME ANYPLACE AND I ENDED UP RIGHT AT THIS PLACE
WHERE I COULD LOOK OVER AND SEE MICK JAGGER ON THE STAGE FRIGHT
THERE AND I'M KIND OF WATCHING AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE
BOLTS DURING "JUMPING JACK FLASH" AND COMES RUNNING DOWN
AND IT TURNS OUT WHERE I WAS WAS KIND OF PART OF THE STAGE A
LITTLE BIT, SO I JUST SORT OF FROZE AND, YOU KNOW, TRIED TO BE
INCONSPICUOUS AND HE KIND OF CAME DOWN AND THEN LEFT AND THEN
SOMEONE CAME RUNNING, GET OUT OF HERE, MOVE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE!
AND I WAS-- YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW.
I'M SO SORRY, AND, I GO TO BED THAT NIGHT STILL THINKING ABOUT
MY GOSH, THAT WAS KIND OF-- KIND OF A GNARLY EXPERIENCE AND
THEN I GOT CALL THE NEXT MORNING ASKING FROM HIS SECURITY TEAM,
DO YOU HAVE THAT LAMINATE, YES, I STILL HAVE IT.
OKAY, WE ARE GOING TO COME OVER AND PICK IT UP.
[LAUGHTER] James: OH, MY GOD!
PARENT WHEN I WAS ALSO DRESSED IN LIKE A WHITE T-SHIRT
AND WHITE PANTS AND IF YOU ARE AT THIS PART OF THE STAGE WHERE
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE, YOU SHOULD BE IN LIKE DARK COLORS
WERE YOU BLEND IN.
SO I GET IT, YOU KNOW, HE HAS A SHOW TO DO, HE DOESN'T NEED SOME
BOZO KIND OF JUST CRUISING AROUND, DISTRACTING.
THEY REVOKED YOUR WHOLE PASS?
James: YOUR LIFETIME PASS?
McCOY ONLY HAD IT FOR AN HOUR.
James: LET ME TELL YOU BOTH OF YOU WILL FOREVER HAVE A
LIFETIME PASS TO THIS YEAR "LATE LATE SHOW," BECAUSE THIS
IS AN EMOTIONAL TIME FOR US!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL
EVER BE HERE ON THE SHOW AND WE HAVE HAD SOME REALLY, REALLY
GREAT MOMENTS.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF OUR FAVORITE MOMENTS WITH OWEN AND
JEFF OVER THE YEARS, TAKE A LOOK.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
James: THE BEAUTIFUL, THE TALENTED, THE BRILLIANT,
MR. OWEN WILSON IS HERE TONIGHT!
JEFF GOLDBLUM!
[APPLAUSE] ON YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER
JEFF GOLDMAN, CLASS IS IN SESSION.
THIS IS BOTH "LATE LATE SHOW," ROLL THE TITLES.
TWO TIGHTENS A FITNESS GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD.
AND OWEN WILSON IS HERE TOO.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
WHY DID WE TRADE MEGHAN MARKLE FOR SOMEBODY LIKE
THIS?
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE HERE AT THE SHOW!
YOU'VE BEEN SO GREAT, EVERY TIME YOU COME HERE, EVERYBODY HERE,
YOU ARE TWO ABSOLUTE GENTLEMAN TO EVERYONE THAT WORKS HERE AND
I WILL THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH FOR ALWAYS COMING TO THE SHOW.
YOU'VE ALWAYS GONE THE EXTRA MILE FOR US AND IT MEANS A
GREAT, GREAT DEAL TO US.
[CHEERSAND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU.
James: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY!
James: WELCOME BACK!
OWEN WILSON, JEFF GOLDBLUM HERE.
REGGIE, YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS?
TONIGHT QUESTION IS...
THE SEE IN THE OCEAN AND LAKES AND STREAMS ARE FAR, WHETHER
CLOUDS NOR DESERT SHALL BE SEEN AS THOSE IS SEEN-- WHAT DO YOU
THINK THAT POEM IS ABOUT AND WHAT YOU THINK ITS IMPACT WILL
BE FOR GENERATIONS TO COME?
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO JUMP ON JEFF, YOU BETTER--
YOU CAN JUMP ON ME ANYTIME YOU WANT.
WHAT WOULD THAT BE, JEFF?
WATER.
IT'S ABOUT WATER.
BOTH MY KIDS ARE NAMED-- CHARLIE OCEAN IS THE FIRST ONE,&
SECOND ONE IS NAMED RIVER JOE.
SO IT'S ABOUT WATER IN THE METAPHORICAL AND RESONANT
SUBCONSCIOUS THAT IT INVOKES.
James: OWEN, WHAT WILL THIS MEAN TO FUTURE GENERATIONS?
I THINK IT'S GOING TO MEAN A LOT.
[LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]
GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER.
James: YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO MEAN A LOT.
IS THAT RIGHT?
THANK YOU, AND I HOPE THAT'S CORRECT.
James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
LEASE THINK OUR GUESTS, JEFF GOLDBLUM, OWEN WILSON, WE
James: THANK YOU SO MUCH!
TOMORROW NIGHT YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO TUNE IN, WE ARE GOING TO
PLAY SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS WITH HUGH GRANT AND
CHRIS PINE AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM JIMMIE ALLEN.
WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.