Reggie: ♪ ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN ♪
♪ FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT ♪ ♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU
COME FROM ♪ ♪ IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S THE "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM ARCADIA, KANSAS, V
"MARIO KART" CENTRAL, GIVE IT UP YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY
JAMES CORDEN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] LOOK AT THE SKY, COME ON!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!
THANK YOU FOR THAT.
I APPRECIATE IT.
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I LOVE YOU TOO.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HEY, STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT.
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK WHO IS SITTING IN WITH THE BAND TONIGHT!
CHRIS MARTIN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
THE GREATEST THING EVER.
CHRIS CALLED TO SAY, WE ARE FINISHING TOMORROW NIGHT, HE
SAID I JUST WANT TO COME AND HANG FOR ONE MORE NIGHT.
IS IT OKAY IF I SIT IN WITH THE BAND?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO BE HERE.
I TRULY APPRECIATE IT.
Chris: I NEED THE WORK.
HOW LONG IS THIS GIG?
James: [LAUGHS] THEY CAN PAY YOU TONIGHT AND
THEN WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SCRAMBLE TOGETHER SOMETHING FOR
TOMORROW, IS THAT OKAY?
Chris: THAT'S GOOD.
I WILL TAKE IT.
James: AND THEN AFTER THAT, IT WILL BE THE ADVENTURE OF A
LIFETIME.
CHRIS IS HERE, LET'S SEE WHO IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
HE'S A LEGENDARY ACTOR, THE CAPTAIN OF THE STARSHIP
ENTERPRISE, AND THE LEADER OF THE X-MEN.
THE SPECTACULAR, THE SUPREMELY TALENTED, THE NIGHT OF OUR
REALM, SIR PATRICK STEWART!
HOW ARE YOU?
WE JUST EMBRACED SIR PATRICK AND I.
I WHISPERED IN HIS EAR "YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE LAYING
FLIRT."
AND I MISS EVERY SINGLE WORD.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, SIR PATRICK STEWART!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SHE'S A TALENTED ACTOR YOU KNOW
AND LOVE FROM THE "BAD MOMS" MOVIES, "THAT 70S SHOW,"AND
"BLACK SWAN," THE DAZZLING, OUR FRIEND, YOUR FRIEND.
WE LOVE HER SO MUCH!
MILA KUNIS IS HERE!
MILA!
HOW ARE YOU?
Mila: I'M SO GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
James: I AM VERY WELL, I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.
Mila: DO I GET TO KEEP THE CONTENT IN MY ROOM?
James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S COME HONESTLY I CAN SAY THIS
NOW, TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO.
I MEAN, YOU AND CAN GO INTO THE OFFICES AND TAKE ANY OTHER
LAPTOPS, MAKING US PAY FOR, SO JUST GO AHEAD AND HELP YOURSELF,
WHAT IS OURS IS YOURS.
BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
MILA KUNIS!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND WE HAVE THE VERY LAST
"CROSSWALK: THE MUSICAL."
YOU WANT TO STICK AROUND FOR IT.
ARE YOU READY, REG?
Reggie: MILA KUNIS.
James: ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE READY?
Ian: 100%.
James: IT'S A BIG GIG FOR YOU.
THIS COULD BE THE THING THAT MAKES THE BAND TO SELL A FEW
TICKETS.
Chris: I KNOW.
James: THIS IS IT.
I'M JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW," OH, OH, "THE LATE LATE SHOW," WOO! ♪
♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW," OH, OH, "THE LATE LATE SHOW" OH-OH! ♪
♪ IT'S "THE LATE, LATE SHOW" ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
James: IT CERTAINLY IS!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY!
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
HAVE A SEAT.
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT.
THIS IS IT.
WE HAVE ONE MORE AFTER THIS!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MISS THE MOST?
Ian: THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS A LOT.
AND I THINK MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT WORK IS THE FRIENDS AND
THE PEOPLE WE WORK WITH.
I KNOW IT'S HOKEY, BUT IT'S TRUE.
I'VE MADE FRIENDS WITH YOU AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE THAT I KNOW I
AM GOING TO BE FRIENDS WITH MY ENTIRE LIFE.
AND THAT MEANS WHEN THE SHOW IS OVER I'M GOING TO STAY FRIENDS
WITH THEM.
SO FOR A PROCESS OF ELIMINATION I'M GOING TO MISS THE MONEY THE
MOST.
[LAUGHTER] James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MISS THE MOST?
Reggie: I THINK THE THING THAT I'M GOING TO MISS MOST
ABOUT THE SHOW IS YOU COMING UP HERE JUST GETTING OUT OF THE CAR
AND GOING UP THE STAIRS AND COMING INTO THE SHOW AND SEEING
YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME, SEEING IAN AND ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND,
I'M GOING TO MISS THAT THE MOST, AND LEAVING.
James: HAGRID, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MISS THE MOST?
GIVE IT TO US.
Reggie: YES, YOU ARE RIGHT.
James: [LAUGHS] YES, THAT'S RIGHT, HARRY.
Ian: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MISS THE MOST?
IT'S GOING I'M GOING TO MISS THE ABSOLUTE KNOWLEDGE THAT AS I COE
INTO WORK RAIN OR SHINE, WHATEVER, YOU ARE GUARANTEED
WITH A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT WORK HERE, GUARANTEED TO LAUGH
AT LEAST ONCE A DAY AS A MINIMUM.
AND THAT'S WHAT I AM GOING TO MISS.
I WILL MISS GOING INTO A PLACE WHERE I JUST KNOW I WILL BE IN
AN ENVIRONMENT-- Ian: THAT IS VERY SWEET AND
I AGREE WITH YOU, BUT I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOU.
BUT YOU HAVE TO LOOK OVER YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER RIGHT NOW.
James: SCOTTY IS NOT WEARING BLACK?
DO NOT DO THIS TO ME.
I SWEAR TO GOD, I WAS GOING TO SAY ALL OF MY TEARS FOR TOMORROW
NIGHT.
I CAN'T LOOK YET.
BECAUSE I-- I SAID TO THE CREW, I SAID, GU
GUYS.
BECAUSE YOU SAID PETE, NO, THEY MAKE US WEAR BLACK.
AND I SAID WHO IS THEY?
I SAID YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT.
YOU ARE THE CREW AND THE TEAM.
AND EVERYBODY ON THE TEAM EMBRACED IT.
AND I SAID TO SCOTTY, I THINK IT WAS SIX OR EIGHT WEEKS AGO AND I
SAID JUST ONCE WILL YOU COME IN NOT WEARING BLACK CLOTHES.
AND HE SAID I WILL DO IT JUST ONCE.
AND THIS IS THE DAY.
[LAUGHTER] BECAUSE IF IF HE IS--
[ICRYING] OH, MY GOD!
♪ ALLELUIA ♪ [LAUGHS]
COME ON!
GET IN THERE!
LOOK AT THIS!
SCOTTY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT IS AMAZING?
I GUARANTEE YOU BY TOMORROW MORNING, CHRIS MARTIN WOULD HAVE
WRITTEN A SONG ABOUT TO THE COLOR OF THAT SHIRT.
Chris: ♪ AND IT WAS ALL YELLOW ♪
James: THERE YOU GO.
SCOTTY, I LOVE YOU, YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE!
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING SOME SUNSHINE AND TO THIS DARK CORNER
OF THE STUDIO.
IT'S THAT TIME.
IT'S TIME FOR "THE NEWS"!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED
SOUTH KOREAN PRESIDENT YOON AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR TALKS AND
- WHO JUST SAID?
I SWEAR TO GOD, STEVE!
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF TALKING ABOUT THE STATE VISIT.
AND YOU GO "[BLEEP]."
MAYBE WE CAN TAKE IT AGAIN OR NOT.
I DON'T KNOW.
James: I AM USED TO THIS LEVEL OF PROFESSIONALISM, NO,
YOU ARE NOT.
Chris: THIS IS A STEP UP.
James: I HAVE NEVER BEEN AT THE ROSE BOWL JUST SEEING VERY
MEN GO INTO THE MIC [BLEEP] ME.
SO THEY MET THE PRESIDENT YOON AND THEY MET FOR TALKS.
DURING THEIR TALKS YOON DISCUSSED ECONOMIC TIES AS
WELL AS NORTH KOREAN MISSILE TESTING.
OR AS BIDEN CALLED IT, NORTH CAROLINA MISSISSIPPI TESTICLES.
I TELL YOU WHAT, I TELL YOU WHAT COME AGAIN.
I'M NERVOUS ABOUT THE SHOW, GETTING THROUGH IT AND NOT BEING
TOO, YOU KNOW, EMOTIONAL TOMORROW NIGHT.
BUT...
LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PARTY.
BIG PARTY.
A BIG PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT.
IT'S GOING TO GO OFF.
CHRIS, LOOKING AROUND THE BAND, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE THE
DRUNKEST?
GUIERELLMO, HAGAR, STEVE?
Chris: THEY HAVE BEEN DRINKING ALL DAY, I WILL TELL
YOU THAT.
James: I AM SURE THEY HAVE.
Chris: IT'S BEEN HARD TO WATCH.
James: U.S. A BAND GO ON VERY LONG TOURS, WHEN IT GOES TO
THE END, IF YOU HAVE ADVICE FOR WHAT WE DO AT THE END OF THIS
ROAD?
Chris: LIKE I AM DOING, YOU HAVE TO FIND OTHER WORK.
AND YOU GOT TO THINK PRACTICAL, AND YOU HAVE TO APPLY FOR JOBS.
[LAUGHTER] James: OKAY.
Chris: DRESS SMART.
JUST LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING NOW.
I AM HUMBLING MYSELF, I AM WEARING A SUIT.
I HAVE TO CALL REGGIE BOSS.
I DON'T REALLY GET PAID FOR TODAY.
James: I THINK YOU DO GET PAID FOR TODAY.
I THINK YOU GET $425.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: THEY ARE MAKING ME
PAY FOR ALL OF THEIR DRINKS.
James: OH, WELL THEN YOU ARE IN THE RED LIKE FIVE GRAND.
[APPLAUSE] AND FINALLY, IN HONOR OF HIS
UPCOMING CORONATION, A LIFE-SIZED BUST OF KING CHARLES
HAS BEEN MADE USING 37 AND A HALF POUNDS
OF CHOCOLATE.
HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE A CHOCOLATE BUNNY.
I MUST SAY, THE BUST OF KING CHARLES LOOKS DELICIOUS.
BUT YOU DO REALLY WANT TO STAY AWAY FROM THE CADBURY CRÈME
PRINCE ANDREW.
OH, YEAH, WE WILL DO IT.
LET'S NOT JUST GET EMOTIONAL IN THE CAR WITH ADLE.
LET'S TAKE SOME PUNCHES, WILL YOU!
THE BUST OF CHARLES IS EMBELLISHED WITH PIECES OF TWIX
AND MILKY WAY.
I JUST HOPE THE CANDY BARS THEY USED WORD...
GET READY, IT'S A BIG JOKE.
IT'S GOING TO BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF, THIS ONE.
THE CANDY BARS THEY USED WERE...
KING -SIZED!
AND THAT'S "THE NEWS"!
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE HAVE OUR LAST EVER "CROSSWALK:
THE MUSICAL"!
WHEN I FIRST STARTED HOSTING THE SHOW, I WAS WORRIED I WOULD HAVE
TO LEAVE THE THEATER BEHIND.
INSTEAD, WITH THE HELP OF AN AMAZING COMPANY OF PERFORMERS,
WE CREATED OUR OWN THEATER ON THE CROSSWALK OUTSIDE THE
STUDIO, AT BEVERLY AND GENESEE.
THIS, FOR THE FINAL TIME EVER, IS "CROSSWALK THE MUSICAL."
♪ ♪ [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
James: OKAY, GANG, LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP.
WELL...
[INHALES] THIS IS IT.
IT IS THE FINAL "CROSSWALK."
I KNOW.
AND SO, MY MERRY BAND OF THESPIANS, TODAY WE SAY, "HOORAY
FOR HOLLYWOOD."
TODAY WE SHALL BID OUR FINAL ADIEU WITH SONGS FROM SHOWS THAT
CELEBRATE THIS SILLY LITTLE CITY OF ANGELS.
NOW, WE DON'T USUALLY POP THE CHAMPAGNE UNTIL THE CURTAINS
COME DOWN, BUT THIS IS THE LAST ONE, SO...
LET'S BE A LITTLE CHEEKY.
HERE'S TO US.
WELL DONE, EVERYONE.
WELL DONE.
CHEERS.
CHEERS, CHEERS, CHEERS.
James: OH, THAT IS LOVELY.
THAT IS VERY GOOD.
THAT IS-- THAT IS-- THAT'S LOVELY.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST MOVED HERE EIGHT YEARS AGO, I HAD TWO
GOALS.
TO BRING LIVE THEATER TO THE DESOLATE CULTURAL WASTELAND THAT
IS LOS ANGELES, AND TWO, MAKE FRIENDS WITH AS MANY CELEBRITIES
AS I CAN, YOU KNOW?
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
NOW, LOOK.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, OOH, HANG ON, WHAT IS WITH THESE
FLIRTING FLUTES OF CHAM-POO?
WHO MUST THEY BE FORE?
WELL, WE COULDN'T UNITE BROADWAY AND TINSELTOWN WITHOUT THE HELP
OF TWO OF THE BIGGEST STARS OF BOTH STAGE AND SCREEN.
PLEASE WELCOME JANE KRAKOWSKI AND JOSH GAD.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUS] CHEERS!
James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
HEY, CHEERS, GUYS.
CHEERS.
SO THIS IS MY FOURTH "CROSSWALK" AND IT'S ALSO THE
FINAL "CROSSWALK."
USUALLY I'M-- I'M A WRECK ON CLOSING NIGHT, BUT THIS ONE JUST
FEELS RIGHT.
THIS ONE FEELS GOOD.
[VOICE BREAKING] IT'S TIME.
I'M OKAY.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
[WHIMPERS] OOF.
James: OH, THAT'S-- THAT'S VERY GOOD.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
I'M SUCH A FAN OF THE SHOW.
AND ALSO, I'M SO PROUD TO TAKE ANY OPPORTUNITY TO TALK ABOUT
JANE KRAKOWSKI'S PERFECTLY NEUTRAL TABLE CRACKERS.
ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR TABLE CRACKERS THAT OVERPOWER THE
TASTE OF YOUR TOPPING OR SPREAD?
WELL, I'M NOT.
NOT ANYMORE.
JANEKRAKOWSKI.NET.
James: WE ARE HERE IN HOLLYWOOD, SO WHAT I WANT TO SEE
IS HOLLYWOOD MOVIE STAR FACES, OKAY?
JACK NICHOLSON!
YEAH.
James: MERYL STREEP IN "MAMMA MIA."
♪ MAMMA MIA ♪ ♪ OH, MAMMA MIA ♪
James: FRANCES McDORMAND IN-- WHAT'S THE ONE WHERE SHE'S
HOMELESS?
SHE'S HOMELESS?
"NOMADLAND."
JIMMY: IT'S NOT THAT.
SHE'S HOMELESS IN A VAN.
SHE'S IN A VAN.
"NOMADLAND."
James: NO, IT'S NOT-- SHE'S IN A VAN.
"NOMADLAND."
James: NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
SHE'S HOMELESS.
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S "NOMADLAND."
James: SHE'S HOMELESS.
FRANCES McDORMAND IS HOMELESS.
SHE'S SORT OF WANDERING AROUND.
A BAG.
WHICH IS "NOMADLAND."
"NOMADLAND."
THAT'S "NOMADLAND."
James: NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
OUR FIRST SONG IS "THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS."
IT IS VERY MUCH AN HOMAGE TO OLD HOLLYWOOD, AND SO TO GET IN THE
SPIRIT, I'VE STARTED ACCUSING PEOPLE OF BEING COMMUNISTS.
HEY, JOSH GAD, YOU PINKO COMMIE BASTARD.
HE LOVES IT.
♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE]
OKAY, GUYS, OKAY, GUYS, GATHER AROUND, GATHER ROUND, GATHER
ROUND, THIS IS IT, OKAY?
SO FOR ONE LAST TIME, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY "CROSSWALK"!
"CROSSWALK"!
James: SAY "JAMES CORDEN'S HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME STAR IS
LONG OVERDUE AT THIS POINT!" JAMES CORDEN'S HOLLYWOOD
WALK OF FAME STAR IS LONG OVERDUE AT THIS POINT!
James: EVERYBODY SAY, "IT FEELS LIKE THERE MIGHT BE A
CAMPAIGN AGAINST HIM, AND I'M NOT SAYING IT'S HUGH JACKMAN BUT
I'M ALSO NOT NOT SAYING THAT!" IT FEELS LIKE THERE MIGHT BE
A CAMPAIGN AGAINST HIM, AND I'M NOT SAYING IT'S--
James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S LET'S GET OUT THERE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [WHIMPERING]
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE LAST ONE.
James: JOSH!
COME ON!
♪ ♪ James: LET'S GO, LET'S GO,
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
OKAY, HERE WE GO, GOT THE CANES, GOT THE CANES, GOT THE CANES.
OKAY, OKAY.
♪ ♪ ♪ THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE
SHOW BUSINESS ♪ ♪ LIKE NO BUSINESS I KNOW ♪
♪ EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS APPEALING ♪
♪ EVERYTHING THAT TRAFFIC WILL ALLOW ♪
♪ NOWHERE COULD YOU GET THAT HAPPY FEELING ♪
♪ WHEN YOU ARE STEALING THAT EXTRA BOW ♪
♪ THERE'S NO PEOPLE LIKE SHOW PEOPLE ♪
♪ THEY SMILE WHEN THEY ARE LOW ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY THEY TOLD YOU YOU
WOULD NOT GO FAR ♪ ♪ THAT NIGHT YOU OPEN AND THERE
YOU ARE ♪ ♪ NEXT DAY ON YOUR DRESSING ROOM
THEY'VE HUNG A STAR ♪ ♪ LET'S GO ON WITH THE SHOW! ♪
[CARS HONKING] James: GO, GO, GO!
YES, YES, YES, YES!
THAT WAS AMAZING!
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
GET OUT THERE!
[VOICE CRACKING] I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH
ME.
I'M A-- I'M A RAW NERVE TODAY.
♪ ♪ ♪ I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN ♪
♪ JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN ♪ ♪ WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING ♪
♪ I'M HAPPY AGAIN ♪ ♪ I'M LAUGHING AT CLOUDS ♪
♪ SO DARK UP ABOVE ♪ ♪ THE SUN'S IN MY HEART ♪
♪ AND I'M READY FOR LOVE ♪ ♪ LET THE STORMY CLOUDS
CHASE ♪ ♪ EVERYONE FROM THE PLACE ♪
♪ COME ON WITH THE RAIN ♪ ♪ I'VE A SMILE ON MY FACE ♪
♪ I WALK DOWN THE LANE ♪ ♪ WITH A HAPPY REFRAIN ♪
♪ JUST SINGIN' ♪ ♪ JUST SINGIN' IN THE ♪--
James: CARS!
GO, GO, GO, GO.
GO, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
WAIT THERE, WAIT THERE!
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
DID YOU SEE MY BACK ROLL?
DID YOU SEE MY BACK-- CAME UP-- DID YOU SEE THAT?
I JUST WHOA-OH-OH.
ALL RIGHT, "LA LA LAND," QUICK CHANGE, QUICK CHANGE.
[CAST CHEERING] I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY, SO EMOTIONAL, SHE SAID THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE
LAST SONG.
WE WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS SILLY-DILLY STUFF ANYMORE.
WE'RE-- WE'RE ALL GETTING SO OLD.
James: JOSH, JOSH, YOU'VE GOT TO PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER,
MAN.
I KNOW, I'M GOING TO MISS THIS SO MUCH.
I THOUGHT WE WOULD BE DOING THIS FOREVER.
James: BUT NOTHING LASTS FOREVER, JOSH.
WHAT ABOUT FRIENDSHIP?
James: FRIENDSHIP LASTS FOREVER.
[TOGETHER] FRIENDSHIP LASTS FOREVER.
[LAUGHTER] STOP!
STOP CRYING, YOU TWO.
YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
WE'VE GOT TO DO THE NUMBER FROM "LA LA LAND."
HERE.
HAVE A JANE KRAKOWSKI'S PERFECTLY NEUTRAL TABLE CRACKER.
YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT THAT.
[LAUGHTER] ♪ ♪
♪ BA-BA-DA-BA, DA-BA-DA-BA ♪ ♪ BA-BA-BA-BA ♪
♪ I HEAR 'EM EVERY DAY ♪ ♪ THE RHYTHMS IN THE CANYON ♪
♪ THAT'LL NEVER FADE AWAY ♪ ♪ THE BALLADS IN THE BARROOMS ♪
♪ LEFT BY THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE ♪
♪ THEY SAY "YOU GOTTA WANT IT MORE" ♪
♪ SO I BANG ON EVERY DOOR ♪ ♪ AND EVEN WHEN MY ANSWER'S
"NO" ♪ ♪ AND WHEN MY MONEY'S RUNNING
LOW ♪ ♪ THE DUSTY MIC AND NEON GLOW ♪
♪ ARE ALL I NEED ♪ ♪ AND SOMEDAY AS I SING MY
SONG ♪ ♪ A SMALL-TOWN KID'LL COME
ALONG ♪ ♪ THAT'LL BE THE THING TO
PUSH HIM ON AND GO, GO ♪ ♪ CLIMB THESE HILLS, I'M
REACHING FOR THE HEIGHTS ♪ ♪ AND CHASING ALL THE LIGHTS
THAT SHINE ♪ ♪ AND WHEN THEY LET YOU DOWN ♪
♪ IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF ♪ ♪ YOU'LL GET UP OFF THE
GROUND ♪ ♪ IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF ♪
♪ 'CAUSE MORNING ROLLS AROUND ♪
♪ AND IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF SUN ♪ James: CARS!
GO, GO, GO!
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK!
NO, THESE CARS, THESE CARS, THESE CARS!
QUICKLY, QUICKLY!
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY-- GO, GO, GO, GO.
OH.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CARS HONKING]
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GET OUT
[CARS HONKING] ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GET OUT
THERE AND TAKE OUR BOW!
COME ON!
[CARS HONKING] ♪ CLIMB THESE HILLS ♪
♪ I'M REACHING FOR THE HEIGHTS ♪ ♪ AND CHASING ALL THE LIGHTS
THAT SHINE ♪ ♪ LIGHTS THAT SHINE ♪
♪ AND WHEN THEY LET YOU DOWN ♪
♪ IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF ♪ ♪ YOU'LL GET UP OFF THE
GROUND ♪ ♪ IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF ♪
♪ 'CAUSE MORNING ROLLS AROUND ♪
♪ AND IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF SUN ♪ James: OH, MY GOD, WE DID
IT.
WE DID IT.
YOU DID IT.
James: WE DID IT.
WE DID IT, JANE.
WE DID IT.
I DID IT.
I'VE GOT TO GET BACK OUT THERE.
I'M GOING BACK OUT.
I'M GOING BACK.
JAMES, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS, COME ON, JAMES.
James: WE NEVER DID "WICKED!"
THERE'S SO MANY SHOWS WE NEVER DID!
WE NEVER DID "FIDDLER ON THE ROOF!"
♪ IF I WAS A RICH MAN ♪ ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪
[CARS HONKING] DON'T HONK AT ME, I AM A STAR!
[CAST GASPING] OH, MY GOD.
JAMES!
OH, GOD.
JAMES CORDEN!
PLEASE STAY WITH ME.
♪ ♪ James: WE DID IT, DIDN'T WE?
WE SAVED THE DUTY.
YOU.
YOU SAVED THE THEATER, JAMES.
YOU.
AND LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA.
James: IT'S GETTING DARK.
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME.
James: ♪ DON'T YOU FRET, MONSIEUR JOSH GAD ♪
♪ I DON'T FEEL ANY PAIN ♪ ♪ A LITTLE FALL OF RAIN CAN
HARDLY HURT ME NOW ♪ ♪ ♪
HE'S GONE.
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO GO.
WHAT, WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM.
WE'VE GOT TO GO.
WE'RE BASICALLY ACCOMPLICES TO A CRIME.
HE NEVER HAD PERMITS FOR ANY OF THIS.
[BLEEP], YEAH, WE GOT TO GO.
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: OH.
THANKS TO JOSH GAD, JANE KRAKOWSKI, AND THE ENTIRE
CROSSWALK ENSEMBLE.
SO MANY CHARACTERS THAT HAVE BEEN WITH US SINCE DAY ONE AND
WE LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MILA KUNIS AND SIR PATRICK STEWART.
James: WELCOME BACK!
LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
HE STARS IN "STAR TREK: PICARD," SIR PATRICK STEWART!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE SHOW ONE OF OUR ALLTIME FAVORITES!
MILA KUNIS IS HERE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!
HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.
BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINDING THE TIME, ARE SECOND TO LAST
SHOW.
AND MILA, YOU WERE ON OUR VERY FIRST EPISODE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 18 YEARS AGO, WHAT DO YOU
REMEMBER, WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THAT FIRST EPISODE?
Mila: I REMEMBER YOU BEING INSANELY KIND AND--
I KNOW, AND GENEROUS WITH YOUR TIME AND WE HAD A WHOLE
CONVERSATION ABOUT HOW I WAS LIKE OH, THIS IS ALL NICE,
YOU'RE SO NICE TO ME NOW BUT THIS IS GOING TO BLOW UP AND YOU
WILL NEVER COME INTO THE DRESSING ROOM.
James: I CAME TO SAY HIGH AND YOU WERE LIKE YOU WILL STOP
DOING THIS, YOU WILL JUST MEET YOUR GUESTS, AND THAT'S ALWAYS
STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I HAVE ALWAYS DONE IT.
I REMEMBER VIVIDLY THE FIRST TIME I MET, WE MET THE FIRST
TIME AT THE ROYAL NATIONAL THEATER!
THE ROYAL NATIONAL THEATER!
Sir Patrick: AND WHY WERE WE BOTH ERROR?
BECAUSE THEY HAD SEEN JAMES BEING SO BRILLIANT!
WHAT WERE YOU, 17 OR 18?
James: I LOOK AT IT.
BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY 26.
BUT IT WAS-- Sir Patrick: NO.
James: I LOST A LITTLE WEIGHT SINCE THEN, BUT IT WAS
VERY MUCH.
Sir Patrick: IT WAS A BRILBRILLIANT SHOW, AND WHAT YOD
AND IT WAS EXCEPTIONAL.
James: COMING FROM YOU, ALL OF THE BOYS IN THE PLAY, THAT
MEANT A HUGE DEAL TO ALL OF US.
AND IT IS A HUGE DEAL AND YOU MUST EXPERIENCE IT A LOT.
HOWEVER I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A BIGGER
SUPERMAN THEN MILA KUNIS.
Mila: HE DOES NOT KNOW.
James: YOU ARE A HUGE "STAR TREK" FAN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HOW BIG ARE WE TALKING?
Mila: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
HERE IS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, YOU DON'T KNOW THIS, BECAUSE YOU ARE
SO COOL.
MY RINGTONE-- SO YOU KNOW THAT KEY A PHONE WHERE YOU COULD BUY
RINGTONE?
OKAY, I BOUGHT ONE, AND I SPENT MY HARD-EARNED DOLLAR AND $0.99
ON A RINGTONE THAT WENT LIKE THIS "CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD OF
THE USS."
AND I WISH I HAD THE PHONE TO PROVE IT, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I
LOVE "STAR TREK" SO MUCH.
James: DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT YOU ARE SITTING NEXT
TO SUCH A SUPER FAN?
Sir Patrick: WELL OF C OF COURSE.
Mila: I'M SO SORRY.
James: WHEN YOU STARTED PLAYING THIS CHARACTER, HOW HAVE
YOU DEALT WITH THIS LEVEL OF ATTENTION?
BECAUSE PEOPLE LOVE THE SHOW SO MUCH.
IS THIS SOMETHING THAT YOU ENJ ENJOY?
Sir Patrick: THE ENJOYMENTS ENJOYMENTS, THEIR PLEASURE?
[LAUGHTER] Mila: THIS IS SO
EMBARRASSING.
I'M SO HAPPY THIS IS THE END OF THE SHOW.
[LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
Sir Patrick: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I HAD TAKEN ON.
AND IF SOMEBODY HAD TOLD YOU SIX MONTHS AGO, SOMEBODY SAID TO ME
HERE IN HOLLYWOOD WHEN I WAS-- I HAD ONE OR TWO CONNECTIONS IN
TV ENDINGS, AND I SAID, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
I JUST LEARNED THAT I HAD TO SIGN A SIX YEAR CONTRACT AND
THERE WERE A LIST OF PLAYS THAT I HAD TO DO.
SHAKESPEARE LINED UP, AND I SAID, I CAN'T DO THIS AT MY AGE.
AND THEY SAID, YOU CANNOT REVIVE AN ICONIC SHOW.
YOU CAN'T.
IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
SO JUST COME OVER HERE, AND DO A DOZEN EPISODES AND MAYBE LESS
AND MAKE SOME MONEY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
James: YEAH, I DO.
Sir Patrick: AND GO HOME.
THAT WAS THE PREDICTION FOR ME.
SIX MONTHS, NO MORE.
SO WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
James: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU ARE SO IN THE BODY OF THE CHARACTER, THAT EVEN NOW.
AND CONGRATULATING YOU LAST SEASON OF "STAR TREK: PICARD,"
AND YOU HAVE PLAYED THE CAPTAIN NOW ON AND OFF FOR LIKE 35
YEARS, AND I AM WONDERING, SO YOU TRAVEL A LOT FROM HOME AND
HEAR HER, WHEN YOU ARE EVER TRAVELING, DO YOU EVER FIND THAT
YOU GET VERY SPECIAL TREATMENT FROM ACTUAL AIRLINE CAPTAINS?
DO THEY SEE YOU AS ONE OF THEIR OWN?
Sir Patrick: OH, YES.
YES, INDEED.
AT THE BEGINNING I WAS CONTINUALLY BEING INVITED ONTO
THE FLIGHT DECK ONCE THE PLAN WAS IN THE AIR AND FLYING.
Mila: THANK GOD.
THEY ARE LIKE, PATRICK, YOU TAKE IT.
Sir Patrick: IT HAPPENED ONCE.
James: STOP.
Sir Patrick: IT HAPPENED ONCE THAT I WAS AT THE
CONTROLS-- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.
I CAN TELL ALREADY, BUT IT IS TRUE.
I WAS ON THE FLIGHT DECK OF CONCORDE.
AND WHAT I DID WAS PRESS THE TWO MIDDLE BUTTONS OF THE FOUR
BUTTONS THAT ACTIVATED THE ENGINES INTO SUPERSONIC.
James: NO!
YOU SEE?
CAPTAIN ON CAPTAIN.
SO LET'S LOOK AT "STAR TREK: PICARD," THE FINAL SEASON IS
AVAILABLE TO STREAM RIGHT NOW ON PARAMOUNT+.
♪ ♪ SPEAK OF THIS IS CONFIRMED.
YOUR SON IS THE COMMAND SIGNAL.
AND MUST BE AMPLIFYING FROM SOMEWHERE ON THAT CAPE.
THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE FLEET IS TO SAVE EARTH IS TO
SEVER THAT CONNECTION.
NO MATTER THE COST.
♪ ♪ AND 35 YEARS AGO IT ENDS
TONIGHT.
TAKE A SIN.
AYE CAPTAIN.
♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
James: MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK.
James: WE ARE BACK WITH MILA KUNIS AND
SIR PATRICK STEWART!
MILA, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT THESE ONLINE THE RUMORS?
Mila: YES, THESE ARE MY FAVORITE.
James: THERE IS AN ONLINE RUMOR THAT YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY
SUE STORM AND THE "FANTASTIC FOUR" FILM.
IS IT TRUE AND WHERE DOES IT COME FROM?
Mila: APPARENTLY IF YOU GO TO LUNCH WITH SOMEBODY THAT IS
IN THE INDUSTRY, YOU ARE THEN WORKING WITH EACH OTHER
ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET.
WE WENT OUT TO A DELI AND HAD LUNCH TOGETHER, AND THEN THE
NEXT DAY I WAS SOMEHOW IN "FANTASTIC FOUR."
I AM NOT IN IT, BUT I KNOW WHO IT IS.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE MOUSE!
SO NONE OF YOU WILL FIND OUT!
James: WE WILL FIND OUT IN DUE COURSE.
SO HOSTING THE SHOW 1200 TIMES, I'VE MET SO MANY PEOPLE THAT I
LOVE, RESPECT, AND ADMIRE.
BUT YOU HAVE MET SOMEONE I AM HUGELY JEALOUS OF.
THIS IS A PHOTO WITH YOU AND LIONEL MESSI, RIGHT HERE.
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A FOOTBALL FAN, SO HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT?
IS HE A "STAR TREK" FAN?
WHO ASKED FOR THE PHOTO.
Sir Patrick: THIS WILL TAKE A MOMENT.
WE WERE IN THE THEATER AND I THINK AN AWARD PRESENTATION OF
SOME KIND, AND THERE WERE FOOTBALLER THERE, A NUMBER OF
THEM.
THEN I SAW LIONEL MESSI ARRIVE AND HE WAS SITTING IN THE FRONT
ROW AS WE WERE, BUT IT WAS BOTH SIDES OF THE THEATER.
AND I SAID TO MY WIFE, "OKAY, I'M GOING TO SAY HELLO TO THE
SKY.
IT MAY BE THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVE EVER HAD."
Mila: I WILL PLAY YOUR WIFE, GO AHEAD.
Sir Patrick: SO THAT MOMENT, WE GO TO BREAK.
I'M GOING TO FOLLOW THROUGH.
AND YOU FOLLOW ME.
Mila: OKAY.
Sir Patrick: SO THERE WAS ALREADY A GROUP GATHERING AROUND
HIM.
AND I WENT OUT BACK.
AND SAID EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, AND LIONEL MESSI WHO
IS LOOKING DOWN, LOOKED UP-- AND SAID, "PATRICK STEWART."
AND HE STOOD UP AND PUT HIS ARMS AROUND ME!
James: WOW!
I LOVE THAT!
OH, MY GOD!
IS THERE ANYONE ON EARTH YOU WOULD ASK FOR A PHOTO FROM?
IS THERE ANYONE?
REALLY?
Mila: I GOT ONE IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAK.
WHY DO YOU THINK I WENT LIKE THIS?
I'M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THEM.
I'M LIKE THIS IS MY CHANCE!
James: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE WITH THESE TWO,
James: WELCOME BACK, WE ARE HERE WITH MILA KUNIS AND
SIR PATRICK STEWART, REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR
GUESTS THIS EVENING?
Reggie: I DO.
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO...
BOTH OF OUR GUESTS.
HERE'S MY QUESTION.
BOTH OF YOU ENJOY SCIENCE FICTION, THE IDEA OF EXPLORATION
AND SPACE, I ASSUME, AND FANTASTIC WORLDS, IN THOSE
FANTASTIC WORLDS, WHAT DO YOU ENVISION YOURSELF AS?
Mila: [LAUGHS] PATRICK, YOU GO FIRST.
Sir Patrick: THE CAPTAIN OF A STARSHIP!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: WHAT ABOUT YOU,
MILA.
Mila: I WILL BE NUMBER 2.
Sir Patrick: S, NUMBER 2.
Reggie: NUMBER 2 AS MY NUMBER 1, AND THAT IS CORRECT.
THANK YOU TO MILA KUNIS AND SIR PATRICK STEWART, EVERYBODY!
James: WE WANT TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING!
GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO CHRIS MARTIN FOR COMING DOWN
TONIGHT.
AND I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THIS IS EXCITING.& STARTING THE MOMENT THE SHOW
ENDS OVER ON THE CBS TIKTOK, WE HAVE A 20-HOUR LIVE STREAM
CELEBRATING 1200 EPISODES OF "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
WE HAVE ONE MINUTE FROM EACH OF THE 1200 SHOWS WE HAVE EVER
MADE.
AND IT IS AAZING.
YOU CAN CHECK IT OUT AS A COUNTDOWN TILL TOMORROW NIGHT
WHICH IS OUR LAST EVER NIGHT HERE AT "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
WE'VE ACTUALLY GOT TWO SHOWS FOR YOU TOMORROW NIGHT WE KICK IT
OFF IN PRIMETIME AT 10:00 PM, WITH OUR LAST EVER CARPOOL
KARAOKE WITH ADELE, AND POSSIBLY MY CRAZIEST STUNT YET WITH TOM
CRUISE.
AND PLENTY MORE.
THEN JOIN US AT 12:37 FOR OUR FINAL EPISODE HARRY STYLES, WILL
FERRELL, SOME SURPRISES, AND AND I TRULY HOPE YOU WILL JOIN
WE WILL SEE YOU FOR THE FINAL TIME TOMORROW NIGHT!
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME!