♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, OOH
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW
♪ OH, OH IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
>> Reggie: ♪ MOON RIVER.
♪ MOON RIVER.
>> James: HELLO, GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STAYING UP AND ENDING YOUR DAY WITH US.
WE HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD ONE.
ON TONIGHT'S SHOW WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE ALWAYS
CHARMING JAMIE DORNAN AND DR. MICHAEL ERIC DYSON, STICK
AROUND FOR THAT FINALLY IT HIT ME, I'M STARTING TO GET INTO THE
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
IT'S SEEPING, WELL, I APPRECIATE THE APPLAUSE.
I APPRECIATE IT.
I'M GETTING THERE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, ARE YOU STARTING TO FEEL CHRISTMASSY AT
ALL?
>> NOT YET.
>> James: NO?
>> Reggie: I HOPE.
I HOPE IT HITS ME LIKE A SLEDGEHAMMER IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE NIGHT THAT I WASN'T EXPECTING.
>> James: IT WOULD BE GOOD IF IT DID.
IT WOULD BE GOOD IF ITS WITH A BIT LIKE GLORIA ESTEFAN WHEN SHE
TALKS ABOUT HOW THE RILT IMIS GOING TO GET YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> James: HE CAN DON'T KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS, BUT BAM,.
♪ THAT WOULD BE-- YEAH, WELL, WHAT IS THIS ON THE DESK.
WHAT HAVE WE DPOT HERE?
WHAT IS THIS, LOU.
>> THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SENT THIS FOR YOU.
>> James: THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SENT ME A
CORONAVIRUS VACCINE-- OH, A CORONAVIRUS VACCINE.
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS GREATK I DIDN'T HAVE TO COME UP WITH AN
IDEA TONIGHT.
>> James: LET'S DO IT LET'S DO IT.
(LAUGHTER) THANKS, LOU, VERY CHRISTMASSY.
LOVELY, A LOVELY CHRISTMAS TREAT.
I APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE HEADLINES.
AS YOU KNOW PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STILL FIGHTING TO REVERSE THE
ELECTION BUT WITH NO CREDIBLE EVIDENCE OF FRAUD.
HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH OF AN ARGUMENT.
SO THIS MORNING TRUMP JUST WENT AHEAD AND TWEETED HASHTAG
OVERTURN, YOU KNOW, DEMOCRACY.
ALL OF THE OTHER WAYS TRUMP HAS TRIED TO UNDERMINE THE WILL OF
THE VOTERS HAVEN'T WORKED SO NOW HE'S PULLING OUT THE ACE IN THE
HOLE, THE SECRET WEAPON, THE WIDOW MAKER, A HASHTAG.
BUT LATER IN THE DAY TRUMP DID TRY TO LAY OUT SOME KIND OF AN
ARGUMENT FOR REVERSING THE ELECTION AND BOY, WHAT AN ARGUE.
HE TWEETED AT 10 P.M. ON ELECTION EVENING WE WERE AT 97%
WIN WITH THE SO CALLED BOOKIES.
AND HE'S GOT A POINT.
EVERYONE KNOWS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS AREN'T OFFICIAL
UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN CERTIFIED BY DRAFT KING BUT THERE IS GOOD
NEWS WHEN IT COMES TO THE BOOKIE, HE IS NOW CONSIDERED THE
ODDS ON FAVORITE TO WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY.
I GLES IT'S POSSIBLE THAT TRUMP IS NOT TALKING ABOUT GAMBLERS IN
THAT TWEET.
BOOKIES ALSO SOUNDS LIKE HOW HE DESCRIBES SOMEONE WHO IS SMART.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, STUPID BOOKIE, WITH THE NERD GLASSES
AND BACKPACK.
AND DID YOU SEE THIS, FORMER TRUMP ADVISOR KELLYANNE CONWAY
IS BACK IN THE NEWS.
SHE HAS JUST SIGNED A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR BOOK DEAL TO
WRITE A MEMOIR ABOUT HER TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
KELLYANNE CONWAY WILL NOW BE AMONG THE PANTHEON OF LEGENDARY
AUTHORS LIKE CHRIS CHRISTIE AND OMAROSA.
AND FINALLY, WE GET A TELL-ALL BOOK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE
WHITE HOUSE.
IT'S BEEN LIKE 50, HAVEN'T THERE.
I MEAN WHAT POSSIBLY CAN WE LEARN AT THIS POINT THAT WE
DON'T ALREADY KNOW, IAN?
>> I GET LIKE HOW MANY TIMES ERIC RAN INTO A GLASS DOOR
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SEE T LIKE A BIRD.
I BET IT'S MORE THAN FIVE.
>> James: I BET IT'S MORE THAN FIVE.
IT IS BETWEEN FIVE AND A THOUSAND.
>> YEAH.
>> James: YEAH, ACCORDING TO REPORTS THIS IS REAL, MEMBERS OF
TRUMP'S INNERCIRCLE ARE QUOTE QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS, MAINLY
BECAUSE SHEFF THEY'VE GOT CORONAVIRUS BUT THE BOOK IS ALSO
DREADFUL.
AS YOU KNOW THE PLAY STATION FIVE IS THE HOTTEST ITEM OF THE
SEASON.
WELL, HUNDREDS OF SHOPPERS CAMPED OUT OUTSIDE OF A WAL-MART
IN MICHIGAN THE OTHER NIGHT IN SUBZERO TEMPERATURES AND WHEN
THE STORE OPENED THEY RUSHED INSIDE ONLY TO FIND THERE WERE
NEVER ANY PLAY STATIONS INSIDE.
I KNOW, BUT THEY DISCOVERED SOMETHING EVEN MORE VALUABLE,
THE REAL PS5 WERE THE FRIENDSHIPS THEY MADE ALONG THE
WAY.
(LAUGHTER) >> AND THIS IS CRAZY.
PEOPLE WANT A PS5 SO BADLY THEY WOULD WAIT OUT IN THE COLD FOR
HOURS.
EVEN CRAZIER, AS I MENTIONED PS5 IN THIS MONOLOGUE FOR WEEKS NOW
AND WE STILL HAVEN'T BEEN SENT ANY.
IAN ACTUAL LEER SENT ME A TEXT THE OTHER DAY GOING DUDE, WE GOT
TO GET PS5 IN THE MONO MORE, WE ARE JUST GETTING KNOCK, WE'VE
BEEN SENT NOTHING.
>> EVERY TIME WE MENTION A COOKIE, 60 BOXES OF THEM SHOW
UP.
PLAY STATION FIVE, WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A PLAY STATION FOUR.
>> James: YEAH, IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY DON'T NEED THE PRESS
BECAUSE IT'S SOLTD OUT.
THE WAL-MART DIDN'T HAVE THE PS5 IN STOCK BUT LUCKILY THEY DID
HAVE PLENTY OF CHRISTMAS-THEMED TOILET PAPER WITH, I'M SERIOUS,
CARTOONS OF SANTA RELIEVING HIMSELF INTO SOMEONE'S CHIMNEY.
>> WHAT?
IS THIS WHERE WE ARE AT NOW?
IS THIS WHERE WE ARE AT NOW.
THAT, SOMEONE DREW THAT.
IT WAS SOMEONE'S JOB TO DRAW THAT.
GE YOU WANT ANYTHING FOR DINNER.
>> NO, I WANT TO FINISH THIS AND THEN I'LL-- WHAT ARE YOU WORKING
ON.
>> I'M WORKING ON THE WAL-MART THING, YOU KNOW, THE SKETCH.
>> OH YES.
>> IT'S FOR TOILET PAPER, OH, OKAY, WHAT IS IT?
IT'S SANTA TAKING A [BLEEP] IN A CHIMNEY.
>> ST 2020.
>> James: SO YOU ARE A REALLY SUCCESSFUL CARTOONIST, WHY ARE
YOU DOING THIS?
>> YEAH, I KNOW, THIS IS WHAT I WENT TO UNIVERSE FOR, IT IS WHAT
I LEARNED ALL THIS DRAWING FOR.
>> YEAH, WE GOT NOTES BACK FROM WAL-MART THAT SAID THEY WANTED
RUDOLPH TO LOOK A LITTLE LESS EXCITED SO-- .
>> Reggie: NONPLUSSED.
>> I PUSHED BACK ON IT BUT THEY WERE LIKE IT SAY DEAL BREAKER SO
-- GOING TO PUT SOME SNOWFLAKES AT THE BACK JUST
TO-- DONE, WHAT'S FOR DINNER.
AND THIS WAS AN ALARMING FINDING.
ACCORDING TO NEW ENVIRONMENTAL RESEARCH, SO MUCH PLASTIC IS
SEEPING IN THROUGH THE WATER SUPPLY THAT ALL OF US MAY BE
CONSUMING THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE CREDIT CARD'S WORTH OF PLASTIC
PER WEEK.
YOU CAN'T CALL IT A CHIP CARD AND NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO EAT,
YOU KNOW?
BUT IT'S TRUE, WE MAY ALL BE CONSUMING THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE
CREDIT CARD PER WEEK AND IF YOU ARE ANYTHING LIKE ME, WILL YOU
MAKE SURE THAT ONE CREDIT CARD IS A-- SAFFIRE, I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHY WE DID THAT, I USED TO DO COMMERCIALS FOR SHAY SAFFIRE
AND THEY SAY-- GOT RID OF ME.
THEY REPLACED ME WITH KEVIN HART.
TRUE TOR STORY, KEVIN HART DOES T I'M PLEASED FOR HIM BECAUSE HE
NEEDS THE MONEY.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HI BEEN SACKED OFF BECAUSE I WATCHED
KEVIN HART'S DOCUMENTARY.
AND I SAW KEVIN HART NEGOTIATING A DEAL WITH CHASE BANK.
ON THE DOCUMENTARY, AND I WAS LIKE HEY, ABOUT YOUR CHASE.
>> I DON'T HAVE IT.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IT HAS GONE TO.
>> OKAY, YEAH, NO, GO ON.
>> NICE TO HIM TO KEAP BUSY, HE ONLY MADE A COMEDY SPECIAL AND
THREE WEB SERIES DURING THE PANDEMIC.
>> James: THAT'S THE THING, YEAH, YEAH, GONE, GONE.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
>> CAN'T BE THE FIRST TIME IT'S BEEN DOWN TO THE TWO OF YOU FOR
SOMETHING.
>> James: NO, ALWAYS, IT'S ALWAYS THE TWO OF US.
LIKE WE'RE GOING TO JAMES OR KEVIN HART.
THAT'S IT.
WE'VE GOT A SIMILAR, LIKE WHEN DID HE HIS DEAL WITH NIKE AND I
WAS IN THE RUNNING FOR THAT BUT I THINK MY AGGRESSIVE PITCH TO
LAUNCH AIR CORDENS DID NOT GO DOWN WELL.
>> IS KEVIN HART THE PAUL BLART?
>> James: NO, NO, SORRY, KEVIN HART-- -- NO, YOU'RE THINKING OF
KEVIN JAMES.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: KEVIN JAMES IS PAUL BLART, MALL COP, KEVIN HART IS
ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH.
>> Reggie: OKAY.
>> James: THAT IS THE DIRCHESZ, YOU KNOW KEVIN HART,
HE HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW, WE DID DROP THE MIC WITH HIM.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, NOW IT IS STARTING TO HIT ME.
>> James: YEAH, THERE IT IS, THERE ST, THAT WILL HIT YOU AND
THEN IT WILL BE THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
>> OKAY.
>> James: THAT'S IT AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU
THIS.
A STRONG MAN DRESSED AS SANTA HAS JUST SET A NEW WORLD RECORD
FOR HEAVIEST SLEIGH PULLED.
THE MAN PULLED A FLATBED TRUCK LOADED UP WITH A SLEIGH,
REINDEER STATUES AND PRESENTS.
THE WEIGHT OVER 36,000 POUNDS.
HERE HE IS HERE.
IN OTHER NEWS EIGHT REINDEER JUST OFFICIALLY THROS THEIR JOB.
I NEVER LIKED THESE STRONGMAN COMPETITIONS.
WHERE ARE THE COMPETITIONS FOR THE SENSE TIFER MAN, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?
THERE IS NEVER COMPETITIONS FOR MEN WHO ARE GREAT AT GOING YOU
KNOW LOOK, IT'S NOT ABOUT ME, HOW WAS YOUR DAY.
IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
I'LL RUN YOU A BATH.
I'LL MAKE YOU SOME AVOCADO TOAST.
BUT ST IMPRESSIVE IF YOU WONDER HOW SANTA GOT THAT STRONG, IT IS
ALL PART OF A NEW WORKOUT CRAZE SWEEPING THE COUNTRY.
IT'S CALLED CLAUS FIT.
NOW SINCE, I KNOW T WASN'T GREAT.
BUT NOW, I DONE KNOW WHAT TO SAY STRKS THE BEST WE HAVE, THE BEST
WE HAVE, >> AND WE'VE HAD 2 SINCE
YESTERDAY TOO.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> I THINK EVEN THE DAY BEFORE.
>> I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
THAT'S A 48 HOURS WE'VE HAD THAT IN THE SYSTEM.
>> FOR 48 HOURS WE'VE HAD CLAUS FIT, WE DROPPED IT FROM THE MONO
BOTH TIMES AND THAT WAS STILL THE BEST GRAPHIC WE COULD COME
UP WITH.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Reggie: WOW.
>> James: NOW SINCE IT'S TECHNICALLY THURSDAY, IT'S
OFFICIALLY THE START OF MY NOW, SINCE IT'S TECHNICALLY
THURSDAY, IT'S OFFICIALLY THE START OF MY FAVORITE EIGHT-DAY
JEWISH HOLIDAY ABOUT LONG- LASTING OIL, SO I THOUGHT I'D
SHARE A SEXY LITTLE HANUKKAH VIDEO THAT WE MADE LAST YEAR.
THIS IS BOYZ II MENORAH WITH "A WEEK AND A DAY."
>> ( SIGHS ) (♪ PIANO MUSIC STARTS ♪)
>> GIRL IT'S THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR
THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS BUT AIN'T NO LIGHT SHINE
BRIGHTER THAN THE ONES IN YOUR EYES
♪ GOT A WEEK AND A DAY OF LOVE FOR YOU
♪ THIS HANUKKAH, GIRL GOT A WEEK AND A DAY
♪ TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE
♪ GOT A WEEK AND A DAY OF PRESENTS FOR
♪ A GIRL WHO SHINES BRIGHTER THAN ANY MENORAH
♪ WHEN YOU LIGHT THE CANDLES BABY, I WANNA BE THERE
I WANNA BE THERE ♪ CANDLE ONE
YOU STRIKE THE MATCH AND ♪ SAY THE BLESSING
CANDLE TWO ♪ YOUR SPARKLING EYES
REFLECT THE FLAME ♪ CANDLE THREE
YOUR PERFECT LIPS SING OUT THE ♪ PRAYER WE'RE BOTH EXPRESSING
CANDLE FOUR ♪ YOU MAKE A LATKE AND
YOU CALL IT MY NAME ♪ GOT A WEEK AND A DAY
OF LOVE FOR YOU ♪ THIS HANUKKAH, GIRL
GOT A WEEK AND A DAY ♪ TO SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I CARE ♪ WHEN THE WORLD GETS SAD
OUR HEARTS WILL FREE US ♪ JUST LIKE JUDAS MACCABEUS
WHEN YOU LIGHT THE CANDLES ♪ BABY
I WANNA BE THERE ♪ CANDLE FIVE
OH, GIRL, YOU SPIN ME ♪ LIKE A DREIDEL
CANDLE SIX ♪ YOU PICK ME UP
WHEN I FALL DOWN ♪ CANDLE SEVEN
THEN YOU WRAP ME LIKE A BLINTZ ♪ AND ROCK ME LIKE A CRADLE
CANDLE EIGHT ♪ YOUR EYES ARE FIRES THAT
MAKE ME MELT ♪ YOUR LOVIN' IS SWEETER THAN
HANUKKAH GELT >> GIRL, BARUCH ATAH I DON'T
KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.
>> ELOHEINU MELECH HA-O-LOVE TO BE WITH YOU.
>> ASHER MY LIFE WITH YOU, B'MITZVO TAV.
>> V'TSIVANU L'HADLIK NEVER LEAVE ME.
>> SHEL HANUKKAH.
♪ GOT A WEEK AND A DAY OF LOVE FOR YOU
♪ THIS HANUKKAH, GIRL A WEEK AND A DAY
♪ TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE
♪ GOT A WEEK AND A DAY OF PRESENTS FOR A
♪ GIRL WHO SHINES BRIGHTER THAN ANY MENORAH
♪ WHEN YOU LIGHT THE CANDLES, BABY, I WANNA BE THERE
>> ( SIGHS ) ( MUSIC RESUMES )
♪ GOT A WEEK AND A DAY OF LOVE FOR YOU
♪ THIS HANUKKAH, GIRL GOT A WEEK AND A DAY
♪ TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE
♪ OUR LIGHT OF LOVE WILL STAY REFLECTED
♪ EIGHT TIMES LONGER THAN EXPECTED
♪ WHEN YOU LIGHT THE CANDLES, BABY, I WANNA BE THERE
♪ WHEN YOU LIGHT THE CANDLES, BABY, I WANNA BE THERE ♪
>> HAPPY HANUKKAH, GIRL.
>> James: THANKS AGAIN TO ZACH BRAFF, CHARLIE PUTH, CHRISTOPHER
MINTZ-PLASSE AND JOSH PECK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMIE DORNAN, EVERYBODY !
>> James: THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS THAN
GATHERING WITH YOUR LOVED ONES, HOLDING THEM CLOSE, AND DRINKING
JOSE CUERVO TEQUILA-- THE ORIGINAL TEQUILA.
UNFORTUNATELY, MANY OF US CAN'T BE WITH OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
IN PERSON THIS YEAR, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY HAVE TO BE
WITHOUT US.
HERE YOU GO.
IF YOU CAN'T GET HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS, WHY NOT SEND YOUR
CUSTOM CUERVO DOPPLE-DRINKER INSTEAD?
NOW YOU CAN MAKE HOLIDAY MEMORIES EVEN IF YOU CAN'T MAKE
IT HOME.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JAMES?
(NO RESPONSE) HE'S JUST SHY.
GO TO CuervoDoppelDrinker.com TO CREATE YOUR OWN CUERVO
DOPPEL-DRINKER FOR THE CHANCE TO HAVE IT ARRIVE HOME IN TIME FOR
THE HOLIDAYS.
YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME CELEBRATING
WITH YOUR DOPPLE-DRINKER.
IT'LL BE ALMOST LIKE HAVING YOU THERE, EXCEPT THIS GUY'S A MUCH
BETTER LISTENER.
AREN'T YOU, JAMES?
(NO RESPONSE) EXACTLY.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE.
>> WELCOME BACK, LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST, IS HE THE STAR OF
THE FALL, ROBIN HOOD AND MY DINNER WITH HERVEE, PLEASE
WELCOME THE OH SO TALENTED MR. JAMIE DORNAN IS HERE.
THERE HE IS, HOW ARE YOU, SIR, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.
ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING, WE WERE CHATTING BEFORE IN THE
BREAK, AND I FEEL I SHOULD TELL YOU BECAUSE I FEEL IT, I WAS
SHOCKED WITHIN MYSELF HOW OVERJOYED I WAS TO SIT HERE AND
TALK TO YOU, THERE YOU GO, FROM ME TO YOU.
>> THAT IS THE NICEST THING EVER SOMEONE SAID TO ME I THINK.
>> James: I ABSOLUTELY MEAN IT WHERE ARE YOU, BACK IN THE U.K.,
HOW ARE YOU DOING, HOLDING UP.
>> OKAY, I'M BACK IN THE U.K LIKE EVERYONE IT WAS A BIT OF A
SHOCK AT THE BEGINNING OF ALL OF THIS AND THEN YOU ADAPT AND THE
WHOLE THING ABOUT-- WHERE WE LIVE, NOTHING REALLY HAPPENS
ANYWAY SO THERE IS NO, LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE THAT FOMO LIKE YOU
DID IF YOU WERE IN L.A. OR NEW YORK AND MISSING STUFF THAT YOU
SORT OF MISS OUT.
>> James: YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU TURN ON THE LOCAL NEWS IT IS
LIKE BREAKING NEWS, THEY STILL HAVEN'T MOVED THAT CAR.
BUT YOU ARE LOOKING VERY WELL.
I MEAN I DONE KNOW IF MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS, YOU WERE A
VERY SUCCESSFUL MODEL WHEN YOU WERE IN YOUR EARLY 20S.
WERE YOU EVER WORRIED, BECAUSE ONE THING I FEEL BLESSED IN, I
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PROTECTING THE MONEY MAKER IN
ANYWAY.
IS THAT A THING WHEN ARE YOU A MODEL LIKE I MUST PROTECT THE
FACE AT ALL COSTS?
>> YOU WOULD THINK THAT BUT I WASN'T GOOD ABOUT THAT EITHER.
HAVE I BROKEN MY NOSE THREE TIMES, TWICE WHILE I WAS
MODELING.
ONCE I WAS STILL DOING A BIT OF WRESTLING.
YOU GOT HEAD BUTTED.
I BROKE MY NOSE HEAD BUTTING IN A NIGHTCLUB.
>> James: WHY, WHAT HAPPENED.
WHO WOULD DARE HEAD BUTT JAIM YEA DORNAN?
>> YOU KNOW, IT WAS ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS WHERE SOMEONE JUST
DIDN'T LIKE THE LOOK OF ME.
IT WAS KIND OF LIKE I WAS JUST ET GOING THE ADVISE ON THE SIDE
OF THE DANCE FLOOR AND I THINK I WAS DANCING PRETTY BADLY.
AND-- CAME UP IN MY FACE AND WAS SAYING WHAT ARE YOU-- HE WAS
RIGHT UP IN MY FACE.
HI SEEN THAT MORNING THEY HAD THAT SHOW TOGETHER AND I NOTICED
THAT MORNING IT WAS NATIONAL COURTESY DAY.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> WHATEVER, EVERY DAY IS NATIONAL SOMETHING DAY BUT THIS
WAS NATIONAL COURTESY DAY.
SO THIS GUY WAS RIGHT UP IN MY FACE ON THE DANCE FLOOR,
SCREAMING, SWEARING AND I WAS GOING YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO
SQUARE.
-- SWEAR.
AND YOU KNOW, HE DIDN'T LIKE THAT OBVIOUSLY.
I WAS SORT OF THINKING IF THIS CMES TO BLOWS I CAN SORLT OF
BACK MYSELF.
I HAVE TIME TO MOVE YOU ABOUT YOU NO ONE RECKONS ABOUT A HEAD
BUTT.
SUDDENLY-- , IT WAS TERRIBLE.
THE CRAZIEST THING WAS ABOUT TWO WEEKS LATER I HAD THIS SHOOT FOR
CALVIN KLEIN THAT I GOT MY NOSE BROKEN AND I STILL HAD BLACK
EYES AND THEY HAD TO KORCH UP WITH MAKEUP NOT IDEAL.
>> THAT IS WHY I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO MODEL FOR CALVIN KLEIN,
THAT IS EXACTLY.
YOU KNOW ME, GET ME OUTK A FEW DRINKS, I GET IN TOO MANY RUTS,
YOU KNOW, I LOVE A RUT.
I LOVE A CASH RUT.
NOW JAMIE, CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE CORNER AND I DIDN'T KNOW
THIS BUT YOU WON A DRAMA PRIZE FOR PLAYING WIDOW TWANKEY ON A
SCHOOL PANTOMIME, EXPLAIN TO AN AMERICAN VIEWER WHO WIDOW
TWANKEY IS AND WHAT YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THIS AWARD-WINNING
PERFORMANCE.
>> WELL, I REMEMBER IT FONDLY BECAUSE IT WAS ACADEMIC.
IT WASN'T EVEN ACADEMIC, IT WAS A DRAMA PLAY.
THEY WERE PLAYS OUTSIDE OF SPORTS THAT I EVER GOT.
AND IRWOULD WAS 10 OR 11 YEARS OLD.
WE WERE DOING THE SCHOOL PLAY.
AND WIDOW TWANKEY APPEARS IN THE PANTOMIME VERSION OF THE ALADDIN
AND ALWAYS-- I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT SHE DOES BUT WE
HAD A CLEANING LADY THAT, WITHOUT FOR US AT THE TIME.
AND SHE WAS THE BASIS FOR MY ENTIRE PERFORMANCE.
I JUST SHOT WITH HER EVERY MOVEMENT.
I SHOW ALL OF THAT FOR AMERICA'S PANTOMIME, IT IS BEHIND YOU,
WHAT, OH, NO,-- IT WAS MY FINEST MOMENT.
>> James: IS THERE ANY VIDEO EVIDENCE OF SUCH A PERFORMANCE
IS.
>> IS THAT WAS LIKE 1992, SO THIS ISING BEFORE EVERYBODY
FILMED.
AND I JUST, I KNOW IT WAS MADE BECAUSE I REMEMBER THEY DID,
THEY HAD A CAMERA SET UP AT ONE PERSON DID IT.
IT WAS ALL-- SO IT EXUS BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT.
>> WELL, IT DOES EXIST.
AND WE MANAGED TO TRACK IT DOWN I'LL JOKING, WE COULDN'T FIND
IT.
>> I WAS SO EXCITED.
>> NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE WILD MOUNTAIN THYME, IT IS
A BEAUTIFUL, KIND OF A THROWBACK W OLD-FASHIONED LOVE STORY.
BUT YOUR REAL LOVE STORY WITH YOUR WIFE IS ALREADY LIKE
SOMETHING OUT OF A FILM.
TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW YOU MET YOUR WIFE AND HOW YOU CAME TO
PROPOSE.
HE WERE IN L.A., I WAS THERE BUMMING AROUND, IN PILOT SEASON,
NOT REALLY GETTING ANYWHERE.
I CAME TO KARAOKE WITH EDDIE REDMAYNE AND A COUPLE OTHER
LADS.
HAVING A BALL DOING KARAOKE.
AN MY WIFE IS A FILM COMPOSER.
BUT BACK THEN SHE WAS AN ACTOR SO I KNEW WHO SHE WAS, I ALWAYS
FANS ERRED HER AND WE WERE DOING KARAOKE AND SOMEONE CAME IN, A
FRIEND OF OURS AND SAID THERE IS A PARTY.
AND I LITERALLY DROPPED THE MIC AND WE MET, WE CHATTED ALL
NIGHT.
I-- THEN YOU KNOW, I PROPOSED TO HER ON THE VERY STEPS WHERE WE
MET.
>> THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
SEE I DO FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE A DOLLAR TBUS-- GLORIOUS?
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE, WHAT IS IT ABOUT WND IT IS CALLED
WILD MOUNTAIN THYME, MYSELF, EMILY BLUNT, EMILY AND I ARE
IRISH FARMERS, EMPT ILLY IS PINING FOR ANTHONY, MY
CHARACTER, HER WHOLE LIFE AND HE HAS NEVER BEEN ABLE TO RECOGNIZE
IT IS THE WOMAN THAT HE WILL LOVE, IT IS VERY CLASSIC IN ITS
STORYTELLING.
SORT OF AS YOU SAY A THROWBACK, LIKE THE SORT OF MOVIES THAT
AREN'T MADE ANY MORE.
JOHN PATRICK DIRECTED IT.
MADE A LOT OF VERY INTERESTING, QUICKIE FILMS.
>> THE FILL J IS SOD GOO.
AND YOU ARE AS EVER SO BRILLIANT IN IT LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A
CLIP FROM WILD MOUNTAIN THYME WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND ON
DEMAND THIS FRIDAY.
>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT.
>> FINE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?
>> FUSHING.
>> THAT IS YOUR FISHING.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU FROM TALKING THEN YOU JMPED IN.
>> I DID NOT.
>> KELLY JUMPED IN, I'M O'REILLY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN BY THE RIVER.
>> NOT PAYING ENOUGH FOR THIS ONE.
>> THERE FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE.
>> I AM.
>> GOD IN HEAVEN, THAT IS THE WORST.
>> STICK AROUND MORE REQUEST
♪ ♪ WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, BABY.
>> James: WELCOME BACKK WE ARE HERE WITH THE ONE, THE ONLY
JAMIE DORNAN, WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS THING ON THE SHOW CALLED A
"LATE, LATE SHOW" AND TELL WHERE WE ASK OUR GUESTS TO SHARE
SOMETHING WITH US FROM THEIR HOME THAT WE MAY OTHERWISE NEVER
GET TO SEE.
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH US THIS
EVENING?
>> FUNNILY ENOUGH I DO.
I WILL SHARE SOMETHING FROM MY HOME.
IN MY REAL WALLET.
SO THIS IS ALL ADVICE PRESSLEY, STATE DRIVING LICENSE, SO MY
WIFE AND I FOR OUR HONEYMOON WE DROVE ACROSS AMERICA FROM SAN
FRANCISCO TO NEW YORK, IT TOOK FIVE WEEKS, TOOK THE SOUTHERN
ROUTE.
AND I'M A MASSIVE VELL ADVICE FAN, MY WHOLE FAMILY ARE, WE
WERE IN MEM SIS-- MEMPHIS, SENT TO GRACE LANT.
WE WERE A DAY LATER STILL IN TIN SEE-- TENNESSEE, WE HAD STOPPED
SOMEWHERE TO BUY FOOD, RIGHT.
AND MY WIFE AND I MR. THERE.
THE WOMAN SAID I.D. AND I WENT TO GET MY-- I SHOWED HER ELVIS
THING, NOT THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON, MAYBE EVER, TO EVER BE
IN THE WORLD EVER, WE'RE IN TENNESSEE, IT SAYS BORN BORN
IF 1935 AND HONESTLY, SHE STOOD LOOKING AT ME, LOOKING AT THAT.
PICKED IT UP.
FOR, TO THE POINT THAT I WAS LIKE IT'S ELVIS PRESSLEY, THAT
IS LIKE ELVIS, OKAY, HERE IS MY OLD, I HAD TO BREAK HER OUT OF
HER MISERY AND THE AWKWARDNESS, IT WAS ABSURD, YEAH, SO THERE WE
GO.
THAT IS MY ELVIS PRESSLEY.
>> James: I TAKE THAT AS A HUGE COMPLIMENT.
I REALLY, REALLY WOULD.
THAT IS THE NICEST COMPLIMENT COULD ANYONEEVER PLAY YOU, I
WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS YOU OR A YOUNG ELVIS PRESLEY, THAT'S
INCREDIBLE.
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUEST THIS EVENING.
>> YES, I DO.
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO-- LET'S MAKE IT FOR OUR
CURRENT GUEST IT PANCAKES WERE REAL HOW SUCCESSFUL DO YOU THINK
THEY WHAT BE?
>> WELL, THAT SAY REALLY GOOD QUESTION AND I FEEL LIKE THEY
WOULD BE, MAYBE NOT PRESIDENTIAL BUT CERTAINLY CONGRESS.
> CONGRESS, THAT WOULD BE SUCCESS S THAT RIGHT?
>> TASK'S CORRECT.
>> James: IT'SABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
PLEASE THANK THE INCREDIBLE JAINLIE DORNAN EVERYBODY, WE'LL
BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
>> James: WELCOME BACK, WE'RE ENDING THE AREA WITH SOME
FANTASTIC SHOWS AND REALLY GREAT GUEST, TOMORROW AN DREE RANNELIS
, NIX WEEK, NICOLE KIDMAN, KERRY WASHING TONG, GALT
GAD DDZ OT, KYLE CHANDLER, KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY, AND MUSIC
FROM MEGHAN TRAINOR AND RODDY RICH, WHEN WE COME BACK,
DR. MICHAEL ERIC DYSON.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
DISWRZ WELCOME BACK, MY NEXT GUEST SAY PROFESSOR OF
AFRICAN-AMERICAN STUDIES AT VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY, MINISTER
AND BEST SELLING AUTHOR, HIS NEW BOOK LONG TIME COMING RECKONING
WITH RACE IN AMERICA IS OUT RIGHT NOW, PLEASE WELCOME THE
EVER INSPIRING DR. MICHAEL ERIC DYSON, THERE HE IS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, MICHAEL.
SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AS WE ALWAYS ARE.
NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR BRILLIANT BOOK, LONG TIME
COMING.
IT IS AN INCREDIBLY PROGOWNED-- PROFOUND READ.
THE BOOK IS LAID OUT IN A WAY THAT EACH CHAPTER IS A LETTER
TOW VICTIMS OF POLICE BRUTALITY, BREONNA TAYLOR, ERIC GARNER,
WHAT WAS IT THAT MADE YOU APPROACH THE BOOK IN THIS WAY?
WELL, YOU KNOWK I DIDN'T WANT TO WRITE ABOUT THEM AND FURTHER
EXPLOIT THEM FOR BOOK SALES OR TO OBJECTIFY THEM.
I WANTED TO WRITE TOO THEM.
I WANTED TO COMEUM WITH THEM, UP KNOW WHEN YOU GO TO THE GRAVE
SITE OF A YOUNG ONE AND WANT TO MEDITATE ABOUT YOUR FEATURES
THINK ABOUT THE WORLD, I WANTED TO POSSESS THE CASE OF THEIR
DEATH TO THEM AND IN TALKING TO THEM TO REMIND US AS CITIZENS
THAT THESE PEOPLE HAVE PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE, AS MARTYRS FOR A
CAUSE THAT THEY DIDN'T CHOOSE.
USUALLY WE THINK OF MARTYRS WHO DLIN RATELY POINT DELT IN
DIFFERENCE TO HIGHER PRINCIPLES TO SERVE A GREATER END BUT THESE
PEOPLE WERE LIVING THEIR LIVES AND YET THEY WERE DRAFTED INTO
THE WAR OF RACIAL RECKONING, AN BECAUSE OF THEIR DEATHS WE HAVE
BEEN MADE BETTER SO I WANTED TO HONOR THEM AS WRITING TO THEM,
AS RECENTLY ARRIVED IMMIGRANTS FOR THE MOST PART, IN THAT THEY
DO ACKNOWLEDGMENT FOR THEIR EXTRAORDINARY SACRIFICE WHILE
THEY PROVIDED GUIDANCE AND INSPIRATION FOR THOSE LEFT
BEHIND.
>> THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, IT WAS THE MONDAY
AFTER THE VIDEO OF GEORGE EMPLOYED'S MURDER HAD BEEN
SHARED.
AND OF COURSE AT THAT POINT AND THE SUBSEQUENT WEEKS AFTER,
EVERYONE IS AWARE.
WE'RE FILLED WITH BLACK LIVES MATTER.
HOW DOES THAT PETROLEUM KEEP GOING AND THAT PETROLEUM KEEPS
PUSHING FORWARD AND NOT JUST BECOMES SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED
OVER THERE YOU KNOW?
HOW DO WE GET TO DO THAT.
>> YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN, YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS.
WHEN YOU FIRST MEET IT IS FIREWORKS, IT IS NIGHTLY PASSION
AND SO WHY DO PEOPLE SOME OF THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE
YOU LOVE WHAT IS THE PLAQUE KRNTION THE BLACK STRUGGLE, THE
BLACK RESISTANCE, BLACK LIVES MATTER.
BUT THEN IT BEGAN TO SORT OF MOVE OUT AND YOU GET TO THE YOU
THINK SUSPECTING PART, WHERE DO YOU PUT THE TOOTHBRUSH AND HOW
YOU LIFT THE TOILET SEAT AND THE EVERY DAY MANTIES ARE FOCUSED
NOW, NOW WE ARE IN THAT PHASE OF THIS TIP WHERE WHITE BLOWERS AND
SISTERS AND BLACK BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND OTHERS HAVE TO
NECIALT TO UNFIX IT EVERY DAY, NOT JUST BLACK LIVES MATTER
FEATURES.
NOT JUST SOCIAL MEDIA POSTINGS BUT HOW DO YOU INTEGRATE IT TOO
INTO THE FABRIC OF YOUR EF REEF DAY EXIST ANSWERS, WHAT DO YOU
DO AT WORK, AT HOME, HUGH DO YOU TALK TO YOUR PARENTS, YOUR
GRANDPARENTSK HOW DO YOU SPEEM TO YOUR PEERS, HOW DO YOU TALK
ABOUT KORPTD AMERICA INTEGRATING THESE IDEALS OF MOVING
POWERFULLY, HOW DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL AND TALK ABOUT THESE
IDEAS IN THE CLASSROOM AND CHALLENGE PEOPLE TO COME OUT OF
THEIR FACIAL SHELLS TO CONFRONT ISSUES THAT HAVE HISTORICALLY
BEEN NEGOTIATED?
SO AT THIS MOMENT, IT SEEMS IT IS IN A DOWN SWING BUT THERE SAY
CONSTANT RHYTHM IN A PENDULUM SWINGING BACK AND FORTH AND
RIGHT NOW IT IS FORMED BACK AWAY FROM A CONSCIENCE RECOGNITION OF
THESE PROBLEMS BUT IT LIVES US FACED TO BE INTENTIONAL TO
FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO AND SUBMIT OURSELVES AGAIN TO THE HEART AND
DIFFICULT BUT YET REWARDING WORK 6 MOVING FORWARD IN OUR NATION.
>> THERE IS ONE POINT IN THE BOOK WHERE YOU TALK ABOUT THE
PERILS OF CANCEL CULTURE WHICH I THINK IS A REALLY INTERESTING
SUBJECT TO WRITE ABOUT, THAT REQUIRES NUANCE,SOMETHING WHICH
SEEMS TO BE EVAPORATING BEFORE OUR EYES.
AND THE NOTION OF DISCUSSION WHAT I BELIEVE IS THE MAJORITY
OF PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO BE GOOD HUMAN BEINGSK TRYING TO LEARN
FROM PAST MISTAKES, WHAT IS YOUR TAKE AND WHY DO YOU THINK IT WAS
IMPORTANT TO RISE TO THAT.
>> WHEN WE LOOK-- DPSH IF IS CONCERNED BH THAT JORT, TWO
THINGS.
GENDER AND SEXUALITY AND RACE.
THESE ARE THE UNSOLVING KIN UNDRUMS THAT CONTINUE LYULLY
SAILS TO, I REQUEST UNDERSTAND DISPORTS CAMP WAS ALL THEM.
FUB LICK FOR EM CAMP WAS ALL THEM PU THREATS' GO ON THE
INTERNET AND RESOLVE IT.
WE CAN GET IMMEDIATE JUSTICE, WE DON'T LIKE HARVEY WEINSTEIN ORR
KELLY, WE GET TO THE HEART OF THE MATTER BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
TIME TO GO TO COURT OR CAPACITY TO DO SO TO HOLD THEM
ACCOUNTABLE.
FOR THE MOST PART CANCEL CULTURE SAY LATERAL MOVE.
WE ARE BEATING UP ON EACH OTHER.
WE ARE MAD AT SOMEBODY MAKING A MISTAKE.
SRK MAKING A MISTAKE TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
A FAUX PAS, AND THEN WE HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE AND WE ADVICE
RATE THEM.
WE VAP RATE THEM.
WE DISAPPEAR THEM.
I DON'T THINK THAT IS RIGHT.
ALL OF US ARE HUMAN BEINGS WHO ARE TENDING TO MAKE MISTAKE.
ALLS OF US ARE FOES TO BE VULNERABLE.
I WOULD LIKE FOR US TO GIJ THAPS YES WE MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE,
WE MUST PAY THE PRICE FOR OUR SINS BUT WE MUST BE HELD UP AND
STOOD UP, FORGIVEN, MOVED FORWARD, HAVE REDEMPTION AND
RESTORATION SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE JUTION TIS WHERE WE PUNISH
SOMEBODY BUT WE HAVE RESTORATIVE JUSTICE WHERE WE INTEGRATE THEM
BACK INTO THE FABRIC OF OUR COMMUNITY AND ALLOW THEM TO MOVE
FORWARD.
I THINK CANCEL CULTURE IS A MIRAGE IT IS DESTRUCTIVE AND I
ARGUE IN MY BOOK IT IS WHITE SUPREMACY BY OTHER MEANS BECAUSE
WHITE SUPREMACY WANTS TO DESTROY AND ERADICATE AND BLACK PEOPLE
CAN ILL AFFORD-- AFFORD TO EMBRACE AN IDEA ABOUT THAT.
>> I FEEL LIKE IS IT THE SORT OF CANCEL CULTURE ALL THOSE THINGS,
I FEEL LIKE ANY CONVERSATION I HAVE WITH ANY FRIEND, ANY PERSON
I SEE IS FEELS THE SAME AS YOU DO AND FEELS THE SAME AS I DO.
BUT IF YOU HAVE A SOURCE OF MEASURED CENTRIST OUTLOOKS ON
THOSE THINGS T IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO SHARE THAT BECAUSE
WE LOVE NOW IN A WORLD OF EXPERIENCE.
AND ALL EXTREMISM IS BAD.
ALL EXTREMISM IS BAD SO HOW DO YOU EVEN BEGIN TO TALK ABOUT
FORGIVENESS WHEN EVEN BROACHING THE SUBJECT MAY LEAD TO YOUR OWN
CANCELATION.
>> THAT SAN EXCELLENT POINT.
AND THAT IS WHY I FIND IT SO DESTRUCTIVE AND SO DIE LOLL KAL,
THE VERY MOTION THAT WE CAN TRUMP TOGETHER, ARGUE, DISAGREE,
DEBATE AND DIE LOCK AND ULTIMATELY TRUMP'S LAWS CAN
AGREE TO DISAGREE OR ONE OF US IS CON-- CONVERTED TO THE
OTHER'S POSITION.
AT THE IND OF THE DAY IF WAS HONESTLY, WE MAKE A STATEMENT
AND WE MAKE A FAN AND WE DO IT IN FULL INTEGRITY, THEN WE
SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED AND ACKNOWLEDGED.
THE ATTEMPT TO MOVE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING OR TO SHOW
DESTABILIZE THEIR POSITION IN LIFE BECAUSE THEY HAVE A RUNOFF
AGAINST A DEFENDANT, OUR NOTIONS OF WHAT IS PROPER AND
APPROPRIATE.
>> THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE WANT ANBODY TO SAY SOMETHING IN
REGARD TO RACE OR CLASS OR GENDER OR SEXUALITY AND TO
ASSAULT PEOPLE BUT IT DOES MEAN IF WE ARE TRYING TO DOT RIGHT
THING AND MAKE A MISTAKE ALONG THE WAY OR JUST AGREE AND WE ARE
NOT READ OUT OF THE RACE, READ OUT OF COMEUM SOCIETY BECAUSE WE
NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN HAVE O FENNED AN EYE DEL OR A NORM THAT
NO LONGER WORKS FOR SOME PEOPLE.
SO I THINK THAT SHALL DID IT NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED ITSELF.
IF ANYTHING NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED ALONG WITH CERTAIN
SUBSCRIPTION TO MAGAZINES OR CREDIT CARDS IT IS CANCEL
CULTURE ITSELF.
>> James: IT IS WONDERFUL EVERY TIME YOU ARE ON THE SHOW.
I TA TALK TO YOU TO FRIDAY NIGHT AND WOULD ALWAYS FIND IT
INSPIRING.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
LONG TIME COMING IS VAIBLG EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW, WE'LL BE
RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
#R IS BLESS YOU, MICHAEL.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCH, TOMORROW NIGHT ANDREW
RANELLIST AND MEGAN THEE STALLION.
WE HOPE YOU WILL TOO.
TAKE IT AWAY, REGGIE.