IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW, THANKS FOR STAYING UP LATE WITH
US.
WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE ON TONIGHT'S SHOW.
WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH HALSEY, LATER PENN & TELLER ARE HERE,
THEY'RE NOT DOING MAGIC THOUGH.
>> OH.
>> James: THEY'RE NOT DOING MAGIC.
THEY JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT THEIR OTHER WORK, NO, THEY ARE,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO DO BUT IT IS GOING TO BLOW
YOUR MIND IT HAS BEEN SO COLD AND WET HERE IN SOUTHERN
CALIFORNIA, THIS NOT THE DEAL I MADE WHEN I MOVED HERE.
IT SNOWED IN MALIBU OVER THE WEEKEND.
PEOPLE WERE LIKE FROZEN SOLID IN THEIR YOGA POSES.
SNOW IN MALIBU.
I LIKE IT, IT SOUNDS LIKE A MILEY CYRUS RECORD.
ONE WOMAN IN MALIBU, DID YOU SEE ONE WOMAN IN MALIBU EVEN WENT
SLEDDING.
WHERE DO YOU-- WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET A SLED IN MALIBU?
DO YOU BUY ONE AND THEN JUST HOLD ON TO IT AND USE IT ONCE
EVERY 20 YEARS.
LIKE YOU ARE LAUGHING NOW BUT YOU'LL SEE.
DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES, OR JUST TALK ABOUT
THE SNOW, HEADLINES?
ABSOLUTE TRIUMPH.
>> BUT THEY FOG UP ALL THE TIME.
>> James: THEY FOG UP, ARE THEY REAL OR JUST FOR LIKE
GUILLERMO.
>> PURELY FOR WORKS.
>> James: WELL, IT IS WORKING, I TELL THAT YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: REG, IF YOU GOT SOMETHING UNDER YOUR EYE, NEW
GLASSES?
>> WHAT I HAVE GOT IS SOME NICE, THEY'RE NANO TECH EYE PATCHES
THAT ARE ABLE TO KIND OF BLEND WITH MY SKIN, SUPPOSED TO GIVE
YOU A BOOST.
>> James: OKAY, GET IT IS THE IDEA NOT TO USE THEM AND THEN
TAKE THEM OFF WHEN THE SHOW STARTS.
>> OFTENTIMES BUT THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE NOT EVEN ON ANY MORE SO
I WILL FORGET.
(LAUGHTER) SOMETIMES.
>> James: I DO THOSES EVERY NIGHT, I PUT SOME OF THOSE ON, I
DO ZEN AND I DO, HAVE YOU SEEN THE INFRARED MASKS, I DO THAT.
>> WHOA, THAT'S COOL.
>> James: YEAH, BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY 63.
SO NO ONE KNOWS.
63.
BECAUSE I'M HOPING, I'M HOPEFUL THAT THIS IS THE YEAR I LOSE
SOME WEIGHT.
AND MY WORRY IS IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME, I WILL LOSE WEIGHT
AND SUDDENLY I WILL LOOK 46.
YOU KNOW, I CAN GET AWAY, NO ONE KNOWS, I COULD BE 36, YOU DON'T
KNOW.
>> BABYFACE.
>> James: EXACTLY BUT WHEN THE FAT GOES, I'M LIKE--'S AGE.
HE LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT BUT UNHERE HE'S LIKE MITCH
McCONNELL.
DID YOU SEE THIS, THE COMPANY THAT MAKES DOMINION VOTING
MACHINES IS SUING RUDY GIULIANI OVER ALL OF THE FALSE ELECTION
CLAIMS THAT HE MADE.
AND THEY'RE ASKING FOR $1.3 BILLION.
YEAH.
AND IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
THE LAWYER DEFENDING RUDY GIULIANI IS RUDY GIULIANI.
RUDY'S LIES ON BEHALF OF DONALD TRUMP COULD COST HIM MORE THAN A
BILLION DOLLARS.
BUT HEY, AT LEAST HE'LL ALWAYS HAVE HIG DIGNITY.
1.3-- YOU KNOW WHAT RUDY GIULIANI COULD HAVE BOUGHT WITH
1.3 BILLION DOLLARS?
>> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS!
>> James: PROBABLY TIME TO GET RID OF THAT BUTTON NOW, ISN'T
IT, I IMAGINE.
IT WAS AN OBSCURE REFERENCE EVEN BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
I THINK WE NEED TO UPDATE, WHAT SHOULD WE REPLACE THAT BUTTON
WITH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
WHAT SHOULD WE PUT IN THERE.
WE HAVE LARGE, WHICH IS THIS.
(APPLAUSE) I THINK THAT IS A KEEPER, WE
KEEP THAT THROUGHOUT.
THEN WE'VE GOT THIS.
OOOOHHH.
THAT IS ONE OF OUR MANY POLITICAL TAKEOUTS.
REVERBERATE ACROSS D.C..
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
AND WE DO.
WHEN WE LAY OUT A ZINGER YOU CAN FEEL IT.
AND THEN IT'S TWO IN THE MIDDLE.
BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL THE NETWORKS AND WE'VE ALSO STILL GO.
>> DA VINCI?
WHICH AGAIN, YOU CAN KEEP T I THINK IT'S DEAD NOW, I THINK
IT'S TOASES.
I THINK IT'S TOAST.
>> DA VINCI OR ALL THE NETWORKS.
>> James: BOTH, I THINK WE ARE LOOKING AT TWO REPLACEMENTS.
>> WHAT ABOUT KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE.
>> James: NOW THEY HAVE DONE, THEY ARE TOAST, THEY ARE PEOPLE,
LET'S MOVE ON.
>> I HEAR YOU.
>> James: WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT.
(HORSE NEYING).
>> THAT'S USEFUL.
>> James: WHY HAVE YOU GOT THIS?
WHY DO YOU-- -- WHY HAVE YOU GOT THOSE SOUNDS?
YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL DRUMMER.
WITHIN I JUST HAVE A FEW TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE.
>> James: SURE, I LIKE THAT.
YOU KEEP YOUR TRICKS AND DON'T COME CLOSE TO MY TRICKS.
WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
STEVE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, GO TO BED, GO TO BED.
HONESTLY, YOU WON'T FIND ANY OTHER-- DO YOURSELF A FAVOR,
RIGHT.
PLEASE, IT'S THE GREATEST GIFT YOU CAN GIVE YOURSELF.
UNLESS YOU JUST [BLEEP] LOVE HOLDING SO MUCH, GIVE YOURSELF A
BREAK, TRY AND GET A SOLID SEVEN OR EIGHT HOURS, YOU KNOW, THAT'S
THE LEVEL.
JUST LET YOURSELF, JUST THINK TAKE A MEL TONEI-- MELATONIN, DO
WHATEVER YOU HAVE GOT TO DO.
THIS IS A WASTE OF YOUR TIME.
(LAUGHTER) OKAY.
NOW THIS EVENING HOUSE MANAGERS CARRIED THE ARTICLES OF
IMPEACHMENT AGAINST DONALD TRUMP OVER TO THE SENATE FOR TRIAL.
HERE THEY ARE HERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
WHO KNEW THAT A PHOTO OF SOMETHING SO EXCITING COULD BE
SO BORING?
I KNOW THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A HUGE DEAL AND THERE IS A LOT OF
TRADITION AND CEREMONY BUT I SAW THE PHOTO AND I HON-- HONESTLY
CAN'T THEY JUST X OVER A-- CONVICTION IN THE SENATE IS
STARTING TO LOOK UNLIKE, MORE AND MORE REPUBLICAN SENATORS
SEEM TO BE RALLYING AROUND THE DEFENSE THAT CONVICTION IS
UNDUB-- UNNECESSARY BECAUSE TRUMP IS ALREADY OUT OF OFFICE.
I MEAN SURE, HIS SUPPORTERS WERE LOOKING FOR SOME OF YOU WITH
TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS BUT COME ON, THAT WAS LIKE THREE WEEKS
AGO.
REPUBLICANS SAY THE REASON WHY THERE HAVE BEEN NINE NIGHTMARE
O ELM STREET MOVIES.
SO HE IS GONE NOW, THAT WAS AGES AGO, LET'S GET BACK TO THE
SLUMBER PARTY, SHALL WE?
(LAUGHTER) I LOVE THEM GOING NO, NO, HE'S
NOT IN OFFICE ANY MORE, SO WE DON'T NEED TO CON VUCT HIM.
LIKE SOMEONE BURNING DOWN YOUR HOUSE, WE SHOULD FIND THE PERSON
WHO DID THIS, THE HOUSE IS GONE NEW, LET IT GO.
LET'S FOCUS, LET'S FOCUS ON BUILDING A NEW HOUSE.
OF COURSE YOU OUR U.K. VIEWER NOSE TONIGHT IS BURNS NIGHT, THE
SCOTTISH SELL BRITISH OF ROBERT BURNS POET, IN HONOR THIS IS
TRUE A PACKET OF HAGGIS WAS LAUNCHED INTO SPACE.
DON'T BELIEVE ME, HAVE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF.
LOOK AT THAT.
I'M NOT SURE I FOLLOW THE THINKING HERE.
HOW SHOULD WE CELEBRATE THE LIFE OF A BELOVED 18th CENTURY
POET.
SPACE HAGGIS?
TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.
LET'S DO IT.
IMAGINE BEING IN A SCOTTISH MISSION CONTROL, OKAY, WE'RE
READY TO LAUNCH.
RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
TEN, NINE, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, YOU FAT BASTAR.
>> EIGHT, SEVEN.
>> I WILL FINISH THIS WITH FIST, IL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW SIX, FIVE,
[BLEEP] LET'S GO.
(LAUGHTER) DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, A TRUCK
IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, CARRYING MILLIONS OF HONEYBEES FLIPPED
OVER ON THE INTERSTATE CAUSING LENGTHY DELAYS.
THE HUGE STORY AROUND SAN ANTONIO.
THE WHOLE TOWN WAS BUZZING.
YOU GLAD YOU STAYED UP NOW, AREN'T YOU.
(LAUGHTER) HOW DID YOU GET A MILLION BEES
IN A TRUCK.
NOT A QUICK QUESTION, THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION.
>> Reggie: YOU JUST HAVE TO OFFER SOMETHING THAT IS
INTERESTING FOR THEM TO GO ON A TRIP.
>> James: OH, YOU-- REALLY.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: I COULD SEE YOU AS A BEEKEEPER.
>> I LIKE THE FASHION, YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THE FASHION, I DON'T
KNOW-- YEAH, I LIKE THE FASHION.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN STUNNING BY A BEE.
>> James: YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN STUNNING BY A BEE.
>> KNOCK ON WOOD.
>> James: ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO IT ON THE SHOW BECAUSE WE
DON'T HAVE AN ACT 2 ON WEDNESDAY.
>> Reggie: LET MAY THINK ABOUT THAT.
>> James: BRING IN THE BEES.
IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT IF I AM EVER DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD
THAT I MIGHT BE DRIVING NEXT TO A TRUCK FULL OF BEES.
>> Reggie: CRAZY.
>> James: IT MAKES THE WORLD A TEENY BIT MORE MAGICAL, DOESN'T
IT?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRIVING THINKING OH LOOK, A TRUCK.
YOU KNOW WHEN ARE YOU DRIVING OH, TRUCK, WHEN CAN I GET PAST T
NOW I WILL LOOK AT THAT, A MILLION BEES IN.
THERE HERE'S A CRAZY STORY OUT OF OKLAHOMA.
A STATE REPRESENTATIVE HAS INTRODUCED A BILL THAT WOULD
ESTABLISH A HUNTING SEASON, I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, A HUNTING
SEASON FOR BIG FOOT.
IF IT PASSED AN OFFICIAL BIG FOOT HUNTING SEASON WOULD BE
CREATED COMPLETE WITH HUNTING FEES AND LICENSES, DO WE NEED A
LICENSE FOR THIS?
IF SOMEONE CAPTURES BIG FOOT F THEY DO T IF THEY CAPTURE BIG
FOOT ARE WE GOING TO BE LIKE WHAT, YOU DIDN'T, OH MY GOD,
THIS IS AMAZING.
WOW, YOU JUST, OH, DON'T WANT TO BE A STICK LETTER, DO YOU HAVE A
LICENSE.
THE OKLAHOMA LEGISLATURE WILL NOW VOTE ON THE MEASURE, SO FAR
ONLY ONE STATE REPRESENTATIVE IS ON RECORD AS VOTING NO.
STILL IT IS BETTER THAN MITCH McCONNELL.
NOW I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS, APPLE HAS BEEN
GETTING A LOT OF PRAISE LATELY FOR THEIR SMART WATCHES NEW
FITNESS PLUS FEATURE, BASICALLY IT ALLOWS TO YOU TRACK EVERY
SINGLE ASPECT OF YOUR WORKOUT USING AN ALGORITHM AM, THE ONLY
DOWNSIDE, IN ORDER TO USE THE FEATURE YOU HAVE TO PHYSICALLY
WORKOUT.
WHICH I DIDN'T REALIZE.
IT'S NOT IDEAL ACTUALLY.
BUT APPLE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO SEND ME ONE OF THEIR NEW, THE
BRAND NEW PROTOTYPE WATCH T HAS A TON OF INTERESTING FEATURES
AND WE THOUGHT WE WOULD SHARE SOME WITH YOU NOW.
THE FIRST IF YOU FEATURE IS THIS ONE, IS HEART MODE.
WE'VE ALWAYS WANT, I -- HARP, I WOULD LOVE THE HARP, BUT NEVER
REALLY AN INSTRUMENT THAT WAS OPEN TO ME WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL.
YOU SNOW, I BET IT WAS AT YOUR SCHOOL, I BET THERE WAS-- PACKED
WITH HARP PLAYERS.
>> WALL TO WALL HARP PLAYERS.
>> YES.
>> James: WHEREAS AT MY SCHOOL WE DIDN'T KNOW A HARP.
HALF OF MY CLASS COULDN'T SPELL THE WORD HARP.
BUT THEY HAVE ADDED THIS HARP MODE AND ALL DO YOU IS GO TO
HARP MODE AND THEN LOOK, YOU CAN JUST VERY-- LISTEN, YOU JUST--
( ♪ HARP ♪ ) NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
THINKING, THAT SOUNDS LUKE A KEYBOARD.
(LAUGHTER) WHY WOULD APPLE GO TO ALL OF
THIS-- WHY WOULD APPLE DO THIS AND NOT JUST GET A REAL HARP.
AND I CAN TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE SOMETIMES APPLE MIGHT HAVE TRIED
TO BOOK A HARP, BUT FOR COVID REASONS THAT HARP COULDN'T GET
IN THE BUILDING AND THEY ENDED UP WITH A KEYBOARD.
(LAUGHTER) ON THE DAY THAT THEY WERE-- BUT
IF YOU LISTEN T IS ( ♪ HARP ♪ )
YEAH, NOW THEY'VE ALSO, THEY'VE ALSO ADDED TIMPANI MODE,
YOU KNOW, TIMP DRUMS, TIMPANI, DID I SAY IT WRONG?
THEY'VE ALSO ADDED TIMPANI MODE, OR TIMPANI AS YOU MIGHT SAY IN
EUROPE.
AND-- (LAUGHTER)
TIMPANI POAD, YOU JUST ADJUST IT TO TIMPANI MODE AND YOU CLICK ON
THAT.
I LOVE THE TUMP, YOU APPROXIMATE AGAIN, DIFFICULT TO PLAY AT-HOME
THEY WEREN'T AROUND VERY MUCH BUT NOW IT DOESN'T MATTER
BECAUSE I CAN ( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
JUST-- YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LIVE-- TIMPANI,
DOESN'T ( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
IT.
DOESN'T WORK IF YOU ARE NOT LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE WATCH.
(LAUGHTER) HERE'S ONE YOU WILL LOVE.
THIS ONE IS CALLED FUNK MODE, CALLED FUNK MODE, OKAY.
WHAT YOU DO NEED WITH THIS IS THE APPLE GLASSES THAT ARE
PAIRED WITH THE WATCH.
SO YOU JUST TURN THE BLUETOOTH ON ON THIS.
WHERE IS IT NOW?
YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THIS.
I'M IN THE FINDING IT.
OH, THERE IT IS, OKAY, SO YOU PAIR IT WITH THE PAIR OF GLASSES
AND THEN AS SOON AS YOU PUT THE GLASSES ON, YOU JUST START TO
FEEL A BIT COOL AND FUNKY.
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ ) YOU
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
ON THE ONE. SET, GIVE ME TWO, THREE.
♪ DON'T KNOW IF IT IS PAWRED ( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
RIGHT.
GIVE ME THREE!
FOUR!
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ ) ♪ BREAKDOWN.
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ ) LET'S GO.
♪ BUT I WILL SAY, I WILL SAY THE BATTERY LIFE ON THESE ISN'T
QUITE AS GOOD AS YOU WANT IT TO BE.
NOW WHO AMONGST US HASN'T FANTASIZED ABOUT HITTING THE
OPEN ROAD WITH A 53 FOOT INDUSTRIAL TRAILER FULL OF
LUMBER BEHIND US.
WE'VE ALL THOUGHT ABOUT IT, WELL NOW YOU CAN EXPERIENCE IT WITH
THIS, IT IS LONG-HAUL TRUCKER MODE.
YOU SET IT TO THAT.
AND YOU GOT ALL THE JOYS OF BEING A TRUCKER WITHOUT, YOU
KNOW, MEETING UP WITH PROSTITUTES IN A LIKE WEIRD MOT
EL.
(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
SOME SORT OF WEIRD SICK MOT EL-- MO TELL, AND YOU ARE
SICKENED BY YOUR OWN DESIRE AFTERWARD.
(LAUGHTER) AND YOU GO TO TRUCKER MODE, YOU
GO TO TRUCKER MODE AND LOOK, YOU CAN JUST
( TRUCK HORN ) ( TRUCK HORN )
( LAUGHTER )
NOW I DON'T PLAY MANY INSTRUMENTS, YOU KNOW, BUT ONE
THING I DO THINK IS COOL ABOUT PLAYING INSTRUMENTS IS BEFORE
YOU LEARN, YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO CHEU TUNE, YOU CAN LEARN WITH
THIS, INSTRUMENT TUNING MODE, YOU JUST SET THE WATCH AND LET'S
SAY YOU PICK THE INSTRUMENT OF YOUR CHOICE, YOU WANT TO GO
GUITAR SO YOU CAN JUST ( ♪ TUNING GUITAR ♪ )
DOESN'T SOUND-- ( ♪ TUNING GUITAR ♪ )
.
NO.
>> SEE?
NOT JUST THAT, COULD YOU ALSO DO PIANO, SO YOU CAN BE
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ ) LIKE,
THINKS ARE HIGH THARY THAT, THERE IS, THAT IS THE KEY.
I HAVEN'T STARTED TUNING IT ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
YET.
SO YOU.
DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT, DOES IT ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
( LAUGHTER ) .
>> THE SOUNDOFF ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
♪ GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND ( LAUGHTER )
THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
(LAUGHTER) ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
THAT'S DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
NOW, NOW WE'RE ALL LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES
THESE DAYS, THIS IS HELIUM FUN MODE, A FUN MELIUM MODE, EXACTLY
WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
IT WILL MIMIC YOUR VOICE AFTER YOU HAVE INHALED HELIUM, BEFORE
QUICKLY WEARING OFFER.
YOU SET IT TO HELIUM MODE AND YOU
( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED ) GO-- THINKING ABOUT THE
OTHER THINGS.
BUT THE-- ( LAUGHTER )
FONTANA ( NORMAL VOICE )
NOW WHAT YOU CAN DO IS SET IT SO IT JUST DOES LOAD, A WHOLE
BALLOON'S WORTH.
( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED ) >> YEAH, SO I WAS TALKING TO
THIS GUY THE OTHER DAY AND HE WAS JUST LIKE WHAT ARE YOU GO TO
DO WHATEVER, HE SAID I GOT A POOL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IS IT UP
TO-- IS IT-- .
>> James: AN THAT'S ( NORMAL VOICE )
THAT IS HELIUM MODE.
HERE IS WHAT IS REALLY GREAT.
YOU CAN SET THE SWITCH MODE.
AND EFFORTLESSLY MOVE BETWEEN ALL OF THE DIFFERENT SETTINGS.
SO LOOK, I PUT IT ON SWITCH MODE.
AND SO I WILL SET IT ON SWITCH MODE AND THEN YOU CAN JUST, THEN
YOU CAN JUST GO, YOU KNOW, WHENEVER YOU WANT, YOU CAN BE
( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ ) ( TRUCK HORN )
( ♪ HARP ♪ ) ( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED )
LIKE-- WHERE IS MY ( LAUGHTER )
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ ) ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
( LAUGHTER ) DOES THAT SOUND RIGHT?
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ ) DOES THAT SOUND RIGHT?
( LAUGHTER ) ( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
( TRUCK HORN ) ( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ ) ( ♪ HARP ♪ )
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ ) ( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED )
DOES THAT SOUND RIGHT?
( LAUGHTER ) ( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ ) ( LAUGHTER )
( TRUCK HORN ) ( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
ONE, TWO, THREE.
( TRUCK HORN ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HALSEY,
EVERYBODY, WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK, LET'S
MEET OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT, SHE'S A GRAMMY NOMINATED
PLATINUM SELLING ARTIST WHO IS LAUNCHING HER VERY OWN MAKEUP
LINE, ABOUT FACE, PLEASE WELCOME THE INCREDIBLY TALENTED HALSEY
IS HERE ON THE SHOW.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.
HOW ARE YOU, HASY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M SO GOOD.
HAVE I WANTED TO DO THIS SHOW FOR SO LONG.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
>> James: WE'RE SO, SIGHTED THAT YOU ARE HERE AND WE ARE
DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU ARE THERE.
WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE YOU, RIGHT NOW.
>> I'M IN L.A I'M AT MY HOUSE.
>> James: NOW I KNOW BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST THE OTHER DAY LIKE
EVERY OTHER ARTIST, YOU HAVE HAD TO CANCEL YOUR 2020 TOUR WHICH I
CAN ONLY IMAGINE YOU WERE DEEPLY LOOKING FORWARD TO.
WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST ABOUT BEING ON STAGE AND TOURING?
>> I MEAN TOURING ASK MY FAVORITE PART OF WHAT I DO.
I LOVE EVERY TIME I GET ON STAGE.
THE SHOW IS DIFFERENT.
I HAVE A PRETTY UNSCRIPTED SHOW SO YOU SEE THINGS DIFFERENT FOR
ME EVERY NIGHT, THAT MAKES PARIS' SHOW DIFFERENT THAN
LONDON'S SHOW AND CHICAGO'S SHOW DIFFERENT THAN MIAMI'S SHOW AND
I LOVE WATCHING THE WAY THAT THE SHOW EVOLVES.
IT IS SUPER, SUPER FUN.
BUT ALSO LIKE THINGS GO WRONG ALL THE TIME SO I'M LIKE THAT
THE ONE THING I'M HAPPY I'M NOT DEALING WITH IS THE CONSTANT
DRAMA OF CLEANING UP AFTER MYSELF ON STAGE.
>> James: LIKE WHAT SORT OF STUFF?
WHAT GUESS WRONG.
>> OH MY GOSH LIKE I, GOSH, I TRIP A LOT.
I TRIP ALL THE TIME.
WE HAD A BIT IN MY LAST SHOW WHERE I WAS SUPPOSED TO THROW A
PAPER AIRPLANE INTO THE CROWD EXCEPT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THROW
ONE, EVERY TIME I WOULD THROW IT IT, WOULD KIND OF-- RIGHT IN THE
FRONT.
>> James: I'M GLAD, IT IS HARDER, IT IS HARDER THAN PEOPLE
SAY THROWING A PAPER AIRPLANE.
I FEEL LIKE I'M WITH YOU ON THAT.
I FEEL LIKE IT IS NOT DISCUSSED ENOUGH, REG, IS IT.
>> Reggie: YEAH, IT IS KIND OF COOL TO HEAR SOMEONE SAY IT OUT
LOUD.
>> James: YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO FINALLY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I THINK IT'S SOMETHING WE'VE ALL BEEN HOLDING ON TO.
IF I'M HONEST, IT IS WHY I DON'T DO IT VERY OFTEN BECAUSE THE
TRICK, I THINK IS TO TREAT IT LIKE LIFE.
LET IT GO.
IF YOU TRY, YOU ARE GOING TO END UP ON THE GROUND.
>> THAT WAS INCREDLY PROFOUND.
>> Reggie: THANK YOU, THANKS JAMESES.
>> James: I ACTUALLY GOT COMILS AS I SAID IT.
>> Reggie: THANK YOU.
>> INCREDIBLY PROFOUND.
>> James: FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. [BLEEP] FEELS [BLEEP] GOOD
TO LET IT OUT.
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE WHAT I WAS CARRYING UNTIL NOW.
GOD BLESS YOU, HALSEY.
BUT WHAT SORT OF OTHER THINGS, WHAT HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST
TECHNICAL MISHAP YOU HAVE HAD ON TOUR?
>> ONE TIME I WAS ON STAGE AND EVERYTHING STOPPED WORKING,
SOUND, LIGHTS, VIDEO, MUSIC, THE WHOLE THING, MY BRAIN,
EVERYTHING MALFUNCTIONED.
AND I HAD TO STAND ON STAGE FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES TALKING TO THE
CROWD.
AND I THINK YOU KNOW OF ALL PEOPLE, TWO MINUTES OF STAGE
TIME IS LIKE A CENTURY.
>> James: YEAH, IT'S A LIFETIME.
>> WE JUST SAT HERE FOR TWO MINUTES IN SILENCE ON YOUR SHOW,
THE AUDIENCE WOULD BE LIKE-- .
>> James: YOU DIDN'T SEE THE MONOLOGUE.
[BLEEP] THAT'S ME EVERY NIGHT.
EVERY NIGHT I'M OUT THERE IN SILENCE LOOKING AT PEOPLE LOOK
BACK AT ME THINKING WELL, IT'S A LIVING.
(LAUGHTER) >> WELL, OKAY, YOU CAN DO WHAT I
DID WHICH IS I DECIDED TO GO FOR A FLAIR OF THE DRAM YOU CAN AND
WHEN THAT HAPPENED TO ME, I JUST STARTED MY WHOLE SHOW OVER FROM
THE TOP, SO THAT I COULD DO THE WHOLE THING WITH NO MISTAKES.
>> James: OH, GOOD FOR YOU, WHERE WAS THAT, WHERE DID THAT
HAPPEN?
>> MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
>> James: OH, GOOD, JUST A SMALL INSTRUMENT GIG, WONDERFUL.
>> YEAH.
>> James: NOW YOU GREW NEWSPAPER NEW JERSEY.
AND YOU PERFORMED IN COMMUNITY THEATER WHICH IS WHAT I DID WHEN
I WAS GROWING UP.
WHAT WERE SOME OF THE SHOWS THAT YOU WERE?
AND DO YOU THINK THAT YOU-- I COULD SEE ACTUALLY IN YOUR
FUTURE, DO YOU THINK THAT IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO
MORE OF?
>> YEAH, I DEFINITELY WOULD LIKE TO.
ACTUALLY, SO SYDNEY SWEANY FROM EUPHORIA IS MY BEST FRIEND, AND
SHE DID A SHOW THE PILOT THAT WE'LL BE SHOOTING NECK YEAR.
ACTING WAS THE FIRST THING I EVER DID.
I WAS LIKE, I MEAN I'M SURE THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO THIS BECAUSE
YOU PROBABLY HAVE HAD THE SAME EXPERIENCE BUT LIKE ONE OF MY
EARLIEST MEMORIES IS ME RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE SCREAMING TO MY
MOM THERE WILL ALWAYS BE WOMEN IN LEATHER FLIRTING WITH ME!
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: IN A WAY I CAN RELATE, YES, FOR SURE, YEAH, I
CAN.
WHAT TYPE OF SHOW.
>> I DID RENT WHICH IS WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
I DID OLIVER & COMPANY, A LOT OF SHOWS.
MY FAVORITE WAS RENT AND THE OTHER WAS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.
BUT THAT IS BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIB EL A
BASKETBALL.
I'M A THEATRE KID, NOT AN ATHLETE.
>> James: WE'RE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON.
NOW WHILE YOU HAVE HAD THIS TIME OFF, I THINK YOUR FANS WOULD BE
SURPRISED TO KNOW THAT THERE IS A PLACE DURING THIS PERIOD OF
LOCKDOWN AND QUARANTINE, EVEN OUTSIDE OF THAT, THAT YOU LOVE
GOING AND PROBABLY IS THE PLACE WITH FANS WOULD SPOT YOU THE
MOST.
WHERE IS THIS PLACE?
SHARE WITH US THE PLACE THAT YOU LOVE GOING MOST DURING TIME OFF.
>> .
>> OH, TARGET.
>> James: WHY DO YOU LOVE GOING TO TARGET SO MUCH.
>> WAS' NOT TO LOVE ABOUT TARGET.
>> James: I'M WITH YOU.
>> THEY HAVE CANDLES.
SOCKS, I MEAN SNACKS.
>> James: YEAH.
>> WHAT OTHER PLACE YOU CAN GET A CARIBBEAN SCENTED CANDLE AND
LADY GAGA'S ANY OREOS AT THE SAME PLACE.
>> DO YOU NOT FIND THAT WHEN YOU GO TO TARGET YOU WILL GO IN WITH
THE MISSION OF GETTING ONE THING AND YOU WILL LEAVE WITH LIKE AN
AIR FREYER, A WAFFLE IRON AND TWO THROW BLANKETS THAT WITHIN
THREE WEEKS YOU REALIZE ARE DISGUSTING.
>> MY PUMPKIN SANTA CLAUS AND ICE CREAM CONE WAFFLE IRONS ALL
STAY.
>> James: NOW WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR
INCREDIBLE NEW MAKEUP LINE, ABOUT FACE, THIS IS AVAILABLE
TODAY, AT ABOUT FACE.COM.
TELL US ALL ABOUT THIS.
>> WELL, HAVE I ALWAYS DONE MY OWN MAKEUP.
FOR MAGAZINE COVERS AND PHOTO SHOOTS AND RED CARPETS, YOU
KNOW, MUSIC VIDEOS.
WAY AHEAD OF THE CURVE ON COVID.
I WAS LIKE I DON'T WANT ANYONE TOUCHING MY FACE.
AND I DON'T TRUST IT BUT I KNOW.
>> James: SURE.
>> SO I JUST REALLY WANTED TO MAKE A LINE OF PRODUCTS THAT
WERE FUN AND YOU KIND OF MENTIONED-- I DID MAKE NUP 2020,
2021, IT'S ABOUT BEING PERFECT AND DOING EVERYTHING PERFECTLY
AND I WANTED TO DO MAKEUP FOR PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO MESS AROUND
AND DIDN'T CARE ABOUT DOING THINGS PERFECTLY.
>> James: SO WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO GET INTO MAKEUP WHEN YOU WERE
A KID?
>> OH MY GOSH.
I DID MUSICAL THEATER, I WAS A CHEERLEADER, A DANCER AND
USUALLY FOR PERFORMANCES YOU HAD TO HAVE YOUR NAKEUP DONE.
AND MY MOM WAS A HUGE TOM BOY WHO NEVER DID MAKEUP WHICH IS
IRONIC BECAUSE SHE IS ACTUALLY A MAKEUP ARTIST NOW, BUT BACK IN
THE DAY, SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING.
SO I KIND OF HAD TO LEARN HOW TO DO IT MYSELF AND I GOT SO GOOD
THAT OTHER KIDS WOULD COME UP TO ME BACKSTAGE AND ASK ME TO DO
THEIR MAKEUP FOR THEP.
SO I WOULD BECOME LIKE THE TEAM MAKEUP ARTIST OR THE CAST MAKEUP
ARTIST OR WHATEVER WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE I ONLY EVER GOTTEN
SEMMABLE PARTS SO I HAD LOTS OF TIME.
>> James: SO DID YOU DO THESE RESPLENDENT EYES WE ARE LOOKING
AT.
>> MY WHOLE FACE IS, HOW DID DO I.
>> James: I LOVE IT, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT, NAILS,
RIGHT, STICK AROUND, MORE WITH HALSEY WHEN WE COME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK, WE ARE HERE WITH HALSEY, NOW HALSEY
WE'VE BEEN DOING A THING ON THE SHOW CALLED A "LATE, LATE SHOW"
AND TELL WHERE WE ASK OUR GUESTS IF THEY WOULD SHARE SOMETHING
WITH US FROM THEIR HOME THAT WE MAY OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE.
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH US TONIGHT?
>> I DO.
I FUELLY DO.
I JUST GOT THIS IN THE MAIL, AND I AM OBSESSED WITH IT.
MY GRANDMOTHER SENT ME A PORTRAIT THAT MY LATE GREAT
GRAND MOTHER DID.
BECAUSE SHE WAS AN ARTIST.
>> James: OH WOW I CAN SEE IT, THAT IS AMAZING.
>> SHE WAS SO INCREDIBLE AND SO TALENTED.
AND I WANT TO HANG IT UP IN MY HOUSINGS I'M IN LOVE WITH IT I'M
LIKE WOW, WERE YOU REALLY GOOD.
>> James: DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHERE YOU GET YOUR ARTISTIC
SIDE, FROM THIS SIDE OF THE FAMILY?
>> 100 PERCENT.
BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE IN MY FAMILY CAN-- THEY'RE SPORTS PEOPLE.
>> James: I SEE, I KNOW THE KIND.
REG, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUEST THIS EVENING?
>> Reggie: YEAH, TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO WHY NOT HALSEY.
>> James: SURE.
>> Reggie: SO HALSEY, AS YOU KNOW, I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON
AN ARTIFICIAL TIME TRAVEL NETWORK.
BECAUSE OF THIS, I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU PERSONALLY FOR RESEARCH
PURPOSES WHAT TIME PERIOD WOULD YOU LIKE TO IMMERSE YOURSELF IN
ONCE IT'S UP AND RUNNING?
>> HUH, YOU KNOW, I HEARD THIS IS ANCIENT GREEK REALLY KNEW HOW
TO THROW A PARTY.
>> James: FOR SURE.
>> THEY DIDN'T HAVE PLUMING BUT I WOULD SACRIFICE THIS.
>> James: YEAH, REG?
>> Reggie: WELL, I CONSULTED THE ORACLE AND THEY SAYS THAT
CORRECT.
>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE THANK THE INCREDIBLE HALSEY,
EVERYBODY.
WHAT A TALENT.
WHEN WE COME BACK PENN & TELLER HAVE GOT SOME MAGIC THAT WILL
BLOW YOUR MIND.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
>> James: WE'VE GOT EXCITING GUESTS COMING UP, JARED LETO,
ADAM DIVINE, CARREY MUL I GONE, MUSIC FROM JACOB COLLIER AND
JHENA AIKO.
AND NEXT WEEK VIGGO MORTENSON, KAL PENN, MUSIC FROM FINNEAS AND
QUINN THE 92 AND CHELSEA CUTLER, BUT RIGHT AFTER THIS, PENN AND
TELLER, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
♪ PENN & TELLER PENN AND TELLER.
♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK, OUR
NEXT GUEST IS CELEBRATING 45 YEARS AS THE GREATEST TEAM IN
MAGIC, AND THE SHOW FOOL US.
WELL KEM PENN AND TELLER, ARE YOU OKAY.
>> DOING GREAT, DOING GREAT.
>> James: WHAT'S HAPPENING.
>> TELL CERTIFICATE USING A TATTOO NEEDLE TO CARVE A
PREDICTION IN TO MY ARM.
HE'S USING A TATTOO NEEDLE, WITH INK IS A-- [BLEEP] DAMN IT, IF
IT HURTS MORE AND BLEEDS MORE, I WANTED TO SEE SHOW HOW SECURE WE
ARE, TELLER PREDICTED WHAT TATTOO YOU WILL PICK TO PUT ON
MY ARM.
THIS WILL BE YOUR TATTOO RIGHT HERE ON MY ARM.
NOW WE HAVE CHOICES FOR YOU HERE.
OF DIFFERENT TATTOOS THAT I AM WILLING TO GET ON MY ARM FOR
YOU, IT WILL BE YOUR TATTOO.
WE HAVE THE FOOL US LOGO WHICH OF COURSE I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE
ON MY ARM.
THE PEACE SIGN.
FREEDOM CLUB WHICH IS OUR SIGNATURE CARD AND THE NAMES OF
MY CHILDREN, AND NIXON, IT COULD BE NIXON.
NOW THERE IS ALSO TRUMP IN THERE, IF I LEFT YOU TO YOUR OWN
DEVICES, JAMES, YOU MIGHT BE MEAN SPIRITED AND PICK LIKE
NIXON TO PUT ON MY ARM OR TRUMP OR SOMETHING.
SO WE WILL HAVE YOU PICK AT RANDOM.
TELLER IS GOING TO GO THROUGH ONE BY ONE AND YOU WILL STAY
STOP WHENEVER YOU WANT AND PICK ONE AT RANDOM SO YOU WILL NOT
SEE-- SO IT IS NOT GHING TO SHALL THE SKULL AND NOT WHATEVER
THAT IS, IT IS NOT GOING TO BE THAT, WHENEVER YOU WANT TO SAY
STOP, JUST SAY STOP.
>> James: OKAY, I WILL.
STOP.
OKAY, DO YOU WANT THIS ONE OR THE NEXT ONE.
>> James: THAT ONE.
>> THAT ONE RIGHT THERE, OKAY.
SO THIS WILL BE YOUR TATTOO ON MY ARM AND WHICH ONE DID YOU
PICK, JAMES.
OH, YOU PICKED-- YOU PICKED TONY FITZPATRICK, A BUDDY OF MINE IN
CHICAGO, AN ARTIST, HE DREW A SNAKE WITH MOM UNDERNEATH IT.
SO IT WILL BE YOUR TATTOO ON MY ARM.
YOU SAW HIM CARVING INTO MY ARM.
WE COULD NOT CHANGE IT, THERE IN WAY TO CHEAT IT.
YOU PICK THIS AT RANDOM AND ON MY ARM WILL BE YOUR TATTOO.
THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE, JAMES.
YOUR TATTOO CARVED IN INTO MY ARM, YOUR TATTOO.
>> James: VERY GOOD.
>> THAT IS THE TRICK FOR YOU, JAMES, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE STHOWT
WE WENT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE LIKE THIS.
>> James: OH, LOOK AT THAT.
THERE IS ONE WE DID EARLIER THERE JAMES THERE IS ONE THERE
FOR YOU, RIGHT THERE, JAMES.
>> James: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
I WILL BE HAPPY TO HAVE THAT AM I WILL THINK OF YOU EVERY TIME I
ROLL UP MY SLEEVE.
>> James: NOTHING WOULD GIVE ME MORE PLEASURE, THANK YOU SO
MUCH, PENN & TELLER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEW EPISODES OF FOOL
US ARE AIRING RIGHT NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS.
♪ I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR THIS BREAK.
♪ YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
>> James: NAH SO MUCH FOR WATCHING, TOMORROW NIGHT JARED
LETO IS GOING TO BE HERE AND MUSIC FROM JACOB COLLIER.
WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.
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