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IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
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GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND
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GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW,
THANKS FOR STAYING UP LATE WITH
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US.
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WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE ON
TONIGHT'S SHOW.
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WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH HALSEY,
LATER PENN & TELLER ARE HERE,
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THEY'RE NOT DOING MAGIC THOUGH.
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>> OH.
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>> James: THEY'RE NOT DOING
MAGIC.
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THEY JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THEIR OTHER WORK, NO, THEY ARE,
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GOING
TO DO BUT IT IS GOING TO BLOW
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YOUR MIND IT HAS BEEN SO COLD
AND WET HERE IN SOUTHERN
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CALIFORNIA, THIS NOT THE DEAL I
MADE WHEN I MOVED HERE.
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IT SNOWED IN MALIBU OVER THE
WEEKEND.
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PEOPLE WERE LIKE FROZEN SOLID IN
THEIR YOGA POSES.
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SNOW IN MALIBU.
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I LIKE IT, IT SOUNDS LIKE A
MILEY CYRUS RECORD.
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ONE WOMAN IN MALIBU, DID YOU SEE
ONE WOMAN IN MALIBU EVEN WENT
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SLEDDING.
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WHERE DO YOU-- WHERE DO YOU EVEN
GET A SLED IN MALIBU?
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DO YOU BUY ONE AND THEN JUST
HOLD ON TO IT AND USE IT ONCE
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EVERY 20 YEARS.
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LIKE YOU ARE LAUGHING NOW BUT
YOU'LL SEE.
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DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOME
HEADLINES, OR JUST TALK ABOUT
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THE SNOW, HEADLINES?
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ABSOLUTE TRIUMPH.
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>> BUT THEY FOG UP ALL THE TIME.
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>> James: THEY FOG UP, ARE
THEY REAL OR JUST FOR LIKE
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GUILLERMO.
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>> PURELY FOR WORKS.
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>> James: WELL, IT IS WORKING,
I TELL THAT YOU.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> James: REG, IF YOU GOT
SOMETHING UNDER YOUR EYE, NEW
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GLASSES?
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>> WHAT I HAVE GOT IS SOME NICE,
THEY'RE NANO TECH EYE PATCHES
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THAT ARE ABLE TO KIND OF BLEND
WITH MY SKIN, SUPPOSED TO GIVE
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YOU A BOOST.
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>> James: OKAY, GET IT IS THE
IDEA NOT TO USE THEM AND THEN
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TAKE THEM OFF WHEN THE SHOW
STARTS.
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>> OFTENTIMES BUT THEY FEEL LIKE
THEY'RE NOT EVEN ON ANY MORE SO
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I WILL FORGET.
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(LAUGHTER)
SOMETIMES.
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>> James: I DO THOSES EVERY
NIGHT, I PUT SOME OF THOSE ON, I
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DO ZEN AND I DO, HAVE YOU SEEN
THE INFRARED MASKS, I DO THAT.
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>> WHOA, THAT'S COOL.
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>> James: YEAH, BECAUSE I'M
ACTUALLY 63.
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SO NO ONE KNOWS.
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63.
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BECAUSE I'M HOPING, I'M HOPEFUL
THAT THIS IS THE YEAR I LOSE
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SOME WEIGHT.
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AND MY WORRY IS IT WAS GOING TO
HAPPEN TO ME, I WILL LOSE WEIGHT
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AND SUDDENLY I WILL LOOK 46.
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YOU KNOW, I CAN GET AWAY, NO ONE
KNOWS, I COULD BE 36, YOU DON'T
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KNOW.
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>> BABYFACE.
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>> James: EXACTLY BUT WHEN THE
FAT GOES, I'M LIKE--'S AGE.
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HE LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT BUT
UNHERE HE'S LIKE MITCH
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McCONNELL.
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DID YOU SEE THIS, THE COMPANY
THAT MAKES DOMINION VOTING
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MACHINES IS SUING RUDY GIULIANI
OVER ALL OF THE FALSE ELECTION
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CLAIMS THAT HE MADE.
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AND THEY'RE ASKING FOR $1.3
BILLION.
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YEAH.
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AND IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
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THE LAWYER DEFENDING RUDY
GIULIANI IS RUDY GIULIANI.
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RUDY'S LIES ON BEHALF OF DONALD
TRUMP COULD COST HIM MORE THAN A
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BILLION DOLLARS.
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BUT HEY, AT LEAST HE'LL ALWAYS
HAVE HIG DIGNITY.
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1.3-- YOU KNOW WHAT RUDY
GIULIANI COULD HAVE BOUGHT WITH
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1.3 BILLION DOLLARS?
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>> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS!
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>> James: PROBABLY TIME TO GET
RID OF THAT BUTTON NOW, ISN'T
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IT, I IMAGINE.
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IT WAS AN OBSCURE REFERENCE EVEN
BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
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I THINK WE NEED TO UPDATE, WHAT
SHOULD WE REPLACE THAT BUTTON
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WITH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
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WHAT SHOULD WE PUT IN THERE.
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WE HAVE LARGE, WHICH IS THIS.
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(APPLAUSE)
I THINK THAT IS A KEEPER, WE
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KEEP THAT THROUGHOUT.
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THEN WE'VE GOT THIS.
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OOOOHHH.
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THAT IS ONE OF OUR MANY
POLITICAL TAKEOUTS.
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REVERBERATE ACROSS D.C..
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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AND WE DO.
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WHEN WE LAY OUT A ZINGER YOU CAN
FEEL IT.
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AND THEN IT'S TWO IN THE MIDDLE.
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BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL THE NETWORKS
AND WE'VE ALSO STILL GO.
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>> DA VINCI?
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WHICH AGAIN, YOU CAN KEEP T I
THINK IT'S DEAD NOW, I THINK
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IT'S TOASES.
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I THINK IT'S TOAST.
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>> DA VINCI OR ALL THE NETWORKS.
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>> James: BOTH, I THINK WE ARE
LOOKING AT TWO REPLACEMENTS.
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>> WHAT ABOUT KIMBERLY
GUILFOYLE.
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>> James: NOW THEY HAVE DONE,
THEY ARE TOAST, THEY ARE PEOPLE,
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LET'S MOVE ON.
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>> I HEAR YOU.
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>> James: WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU
GOT.
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(HORSE NEYING).
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>> THAT'S USEFUL.
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>> James: WHY HAVE YOU GOT
THIS?
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WHY DO YOU-- -- WHY HAVE YOU GOT
THOSE SOUNDS?
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YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL DRUMMER.
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WITHIN I JUST HAVE A FEW TRICKS
UP MY SLEEVE.
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>> James: SURE, I LIKE THAT.
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YOU KEEP YOUR TRICKS AND DON'T
COME CLOSE TO MY TRICKS.
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WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
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STEVE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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(LAUGHTER).
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>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, GO
TO BED, GO TO BED.
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HONESTLY, YOU WON'T FIND ANY
OTHER-- DO YOURSELF A FAVOR,
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RIGHT.
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PLEASE, IT'S THE GREATEST GIFT
YOU CAN GIVE YOURSELF.
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UNLESS YOU JUST [BLEEP] LOVE
HOLDING SO MUCH, GIVE YOURSELF A
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BREAK, TRY AND GET A SOLID SEVEN
OR EIGHT HOURS, YOU KNOW, THAT'S
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THE LEVEL.
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JUST LET YOURSELF, JUST THINK
TAKE A MEL TONEI-- MELATONIN, DO
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WHATEVER YOU HAVE GOT TO DO.
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THIS IS A WASTE OF YOUR TIME.
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(LAUGHTER)
OKAY.
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NOW THIS EVENING HOUSE MANAGERS
CARRIED THE ARTICLES OF
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IMPEACHMENT AGAINST DONALD TRUMP
OVER TO THE SENATE FOR TRIAL.
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HERE THEY ARE HERE.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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WHO KNEW THAT A PHOTO OF
SOMETHING SO EXCITING COULD BE
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SO BORING?
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I KNOW THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A HUGE
DEAL AND THERE IS A LOT OF
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TRADITION AND CEREMONY BUT I SAW
THE PHOTO AND I HON-- HONESTLY
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CAN'T THEY JUST X OVER
A-- CONVICTION IN THE SENATE IS
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STARTING TO LOOK UNLIKE, MORE
AND MORE REPUBLICAN SENATORS
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SEEM TO BE RALLYING AROUND THE
DEFENSE THAT CONVICTION IS
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UNDUB-- UNNECESSARY BECAUSE
TRUMP IS ALREADY OUT OF OFFICE.
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I MEAN SURE, HIS SUPPORTERS WERE
LOOKING FOR SOME OF YOU WITH
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TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS BUT COME
ON, THAT WAS LIKE THREE WEEKS
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AGO.
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REPUBLICANS SAY THE REASON WHY
THERE HAVE BEEN NINE NIGHTMARE
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O ELM STREET MOVIES.
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SO HE IS GONE NOW, THAT WAS AGES
AGO, LET'S GET BACK TO THE
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SLUMBER PARTY, SHALL WE?
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(LAUGHTER)
I LOVE THEM GOING NO, NO, HE'S
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NOT IN OFFICE ANY MORE, SO WE
DON'T NEED TO CON VUCT HIM.
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LIKE SOMEONE BURNING DOWN YOUR
HOUSE, WE SHOULD FIND THE PERSON
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WHO DID THIS, THE HOUSE IS GONE
NEW, LET IT GO.
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LET'S FOCUS, LET'S FOCUS ON
BUILDING A NEW HOUSE.
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OF COURSE YOU OUR U.K. VIEWER
NOSE TONIGHT IS BURNS NIGHT, THE
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SCOTTISH SELL BRITISH OF ROBERT
BURNS POET, IN HONOR THIS IS
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TRUE A PACKET OF HAGGIS WAS
LAUNCHED INTO SPACE.
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DON'T BELIEVE ME, HAVE A LOOK
FOR YOURSELF.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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I'M NOT SURE I FOLLOW THE
THINKING HERE.
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HOW SHOULD WE CELEBRATE THE LIFE
OF A BELOVED 18th CENTURY
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POET.
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SPACE HAGGIS?
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TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY
MOUTH.
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LET'S DO IT.
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IMAGINE BEING IN A SCOTTISH
MISSION CONTROL, OKAY, WE'RE
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READY TO LAUNCH.
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RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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TEN, NINE, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE
THAT, YOU FAT BASTAR.
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>> EIGHT, SEVEN.
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>> I WILL FINISH THIS WITH FIST,
IL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW SIX, FIVE,
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[BLEEP] LET'S GO.
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(LAUGHTER)
DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, A TRUCK
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IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, CARRYING
MILLIONS OF HONEYBEES FLIPPED
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OVER ON THE INTERSTATE CAUSING
LENGTHY DELAYS.
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THE HUGE STORY AROUND SAN
ANTONIO.
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THE WHOLE TOWN WAS BUZZING.
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YOU GLAD YOU STAYED UP NOW,
AREN'T YOU.
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(LAUGHTER)
HOW DID YOU GET A MILLION BEES
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IN A TRUCK.
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NOT A QUICK QUESTION, THIS IS A
GENUINE QUESTION.
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>> Reggie: YOU JUST HAVE TO
OFFER SOMETHING THAT IS
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INTERESTING FOR THEM TO GO ON A
TRIP.
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>> James: OH, YOU-- REALLY.
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>> Reggie: YEAH.
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>> James: I COULD SEE YOU AS A
BEEKEEPER.
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>> I LIKE THE FASHION, YEAH, I
WOULD LIKE THE FASHION, I DON'T
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KNOW-- YEAH, I LIKE THE FASHION.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN STUNNING BY A
BEE.
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>> James: YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN
STUNNING BY A BEE.
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>> KNOCK ON WOOD.
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>> James: ARE YOU PREPARED TO
DO IT ON THE SHOW BECAUSE WE
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DON'T HAVE AN ACT 2 ON
WEDNESDAY.
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>> Reggie: LET MAY THINK ABOUT
THAT.
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>> James: BRING IN THE BEES.
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IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT IF
I AM EVER DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD
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THAT I MIGHT BE DRIVING NEXT TO
A TRUCK FULL OF BEES.
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>> Reggie: CRAZY.
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>> James: IT MAKES THE WORLD A
TEENY BIT MORE MAGICAL, DOESN'T
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IT?
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRIVING
THINKING OH LOOK, A TRUCK.
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YOU KNOW WHEN ARE YOU DRIVING
OH, TRUCK, WHEN CAN I GET PAST T
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NOW I WILL LOOK AT THAT, A
MILLION BEES IN.
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THERE HERE'S A CRAZY STORY OUT
OF OKLAHOMA.
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A STATE REPRESENTATIVE HAS
INTRODUCED A BILL THAT WOULD
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ESTABLISH A HUNTING SEASON, I'M
NOT MAKING THIS UP, A HUNTING
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SEASON FOR BIG FOOT.
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IF IT PASSED AN OFFICIAL BIG
FOOT HUNTING SEASON WOULD BE
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CREATED COMPLETE WITH HUNTING
FEES AND LICENSES, DO WE NEED A
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LICENSE FOR THIS?
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IF SOMEONE CAPTURES BIG FOOT F
THEY DO T IF THEY CAPTURE BIG
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FOOT ARE WE GOING TO BE LIKE
WHAT, YOU DIDN'T, OH MY GOD,
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THIS IS AMAZING.
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WOW, YOU JUST, OH, DON'T WANT TO
BE A STICK LETTER, DO YOU HAVE A
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LICENSE.
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THE OKLAHOMA LEGISLATURE WILL
NOW VOTE ON THE MEASURE, SO FAR
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ONLY ONE STATE REPRESENTATIVE IS
ON RECORD AS VOTING NO.
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STILL IT IS BETTER THAN MITCH
McCONNELL.
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NOW I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE
SEEN THIS, APPLE HAS BEEN
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GETTING A LOT OF PRAISE LATELY
FOR THEIR SMART WATCHES NEW
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FITNESS PLUS FEATURE, BASICALLY
IT ALLOWS TO YOU TRACK EVERY
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SINGLE ASPECT OF YOUR WORKOUT
USING AN ALGORITHM AM, THE ONLY
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DOWNSIDE, IN ORDER TO USE THE
FEATURE YOU HAVE TO PHYSICALLY
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WORKOUT.
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WHICH I DIDN'T REALIZE.
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IT'S NOT IDEAL ACTUALLY.
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BUT APPLE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO
SEND ME ONE OF THEIR NEW, THE
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BRAND NEW PROTOTYPE WATCH T HAS
A TON OF INTERESTING FEATURES
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AND WE THOUGHT WE WOULD SHARE
SOME WITH YOU NOW.
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THE FIRST IF YOU FEATURE IS THIS
ONE, IS HEART MODE.
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WE'VE ALWAYS WANT, I -- HARP, I
WOULD LOVE THE HARP, BUT NEVER
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REALLY AN INSTRUMENT THAT WAS
OPEN TO ME WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL.
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YOU SNOW, I BET IT WAS AT YOUR
SCHOOL, I BET THERE WAS-- PACKED
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WITH HARP PLAYERS.
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>> WALL TO WALL HARP PLAYERS.
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>> YES.
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>> James: WHEREAS AT MY SCHOOL
WE DIDN'T KNOW A HARP.
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HALF OF MY CLASS COULDN'T SPELL
THE WORD HARP.
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BUT THEY HAVE ADDED THIS HARP
MODE AND ALL DO YOU IS GO TO
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HARP MODE AND THEN LOOK, YOU CAN
JUST VERY-- LISTEN, YOU JUST--
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( ♪ HARP ♪ )
NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
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THINKING, THAT SOUNDS LUKE A
KEYBOARD.
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(LAUGHTER)
WHY WOULD APPLE GO TO ALL OF
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THIS-- WHY WOULD APPLE DO THIS
AND NOT JUST GET A REAL HARP.
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AND I CAN TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE
SOMETIMES APPLE MIGHT HAVE TRIED
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TO BOOK A HARP, BUT FOR COVID
REASONS THAT HARP COULDN'T GET
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IN THE BUILDING AND THEY ENDED
UP WITH A KEYBOARD.
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(LAUGHTER)
ON THE DAY THAT THEY WERE-- BUT
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IF YOU LISTEN T IS
( ♪ HARP ♪ )
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YEAH, NOW THEY'VE ALSO,
THEY'VE ALSO ADDED TIMPANI MODE,
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YOU KNOW, TIMP DRUMS, TIMPANI,
DID I SAY IT WRONG?
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THEY'VE ALSO ADDED TIMPANI MODE,
OR TIMPANI AS YOU MIGHT SAY IN
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EUROPE.
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AND--
(LAUGHTER)
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TIMPANI POAD, YOU JUST ADJUST IT
TO TIMPANI MODE AND YOU CLICK ON
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THAT.
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I LOVE THE TUMP, YOU APPROXIMATE
AGAIN, DIFFICULT TO PLAY AT-HOME
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THEY WEREN'T AROUND VERY MUCH
BUT NOW IT DOESN'T MATTER
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BECAUSE I CAN
( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
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BECAUSE I CAN
( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
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JUST-- YEAH, THAT
SOUNDS LIKE A LIVE-- TIMPANI,
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DOESN'T
( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
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IT.
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DOESN'T WORK IF YOU ARE NOT
LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE WATCH.
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(LAUGHTER)
HERE'S ONE YOU WILL LOVE.
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THIS ONE IS CALLED FUNK MODE,
CALLED FUNK MODE, OKAY.
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WHAT YOU DO NEED WITH THIS IS
THE APPLE GLASSES THAT ARE
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PAIRED WITH THE WATCH.
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SO YOU JUST TURN THE BLUETOOTH
ON ON THIS.
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WHERE IS IT NOW?
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YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THIS.
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I'M IN THE FINDING IT.
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OH, THERE IT IS, OKAY, SO YOU
PAIR IT WITH THE PAIR OF GLASSES
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AND THEN AS SOON AS YOU PUT THE
GLASSES ON, YOU JUST START TO
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FEEL A BIT COOL AND FUNKY.
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( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
YOU
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KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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ON THE ONE. SET, GIVE ME TWO,
THREE.
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♪ DON'T KNOW IF IT IS PAWRED
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
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RIGHT.
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GIVE ME THREE!
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FOUR!
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( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
♪ BREAKDOWN.
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( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
LET'S GO.
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♪ BUT I WILL SAY, I WILL SAY THE
BATTERY LIFE ON THESE ISN'T
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QUITE AS GOOD AS YOU WANT IT TO
BE.
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NOW WHO AMONGST US HASN'T
FANTASIZED ABOUT HITTING THE
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OPEN ROAD WITH A 53 FOOT
INDUSTRIAL TRAILER FULL OF
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LUMBER BEHIND US.
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WE'VE ALL THOUGHT ABOUT IT, WELL
NOW YOU CAN EXPERIENCE IT WITH
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THIS, IT IS LONG-HAUL TRUCKER
MODE.
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YOU SET IT TO THAT.
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AND YOU GOT ALL THE JOYS OF
BEING A TRUCKER WITHOUT, YOU
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KNOW, MEETING UP WITH
PROSTITUTES IN A LIKE WEIRD MOT
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EL.
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(LAUGHTER)
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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SOME SORT OF WEIRD SICK MOT
EL-- MO TELL, AND YOU ARE
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SICKENED BY YOUR OWN DESIRE
AFTERWARD.
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(LAUGHTER)
AND YOU GO TO TRUCKER MODE, YOU
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GO TO TRUCKER MODE AND LOOK, YOU
CAN JUST
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( TRUCK HORN )
( TRUCK HORN )
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( TRUCK HORN )
( LAUGHTER )
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NOW I DON'T PLAY MANY
INSTRUMENTS, YOU KNOW, BUT ONE
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THING I DO THINK IS COOL ABOUT
PLAYING INSTRUMENTS IS BEFORE
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YOU LEARN, YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW
TO CHEU TUNE, YOU CAN LEARN WITH
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THIS, INSTRUMENT TUNING MODE,
YOU JUST SET THE WATCH AND LET'S
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SAY YOU PICK THE INSTRUMENT OF
YOUR CHOICE, YOU WANT TO GO
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GUITAR SO YOU CAN JUST
( ♪ TUNING GUITAR ♪ )
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DOESN'T SOUND--
( ♪ TUNING GUITAR ♪ )
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.
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NO.
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>> SEE?
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NOT JUST THAT, COULD YOU ALSO DO
PIANO, SO YOU CAN BE
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( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
LIKE,
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THINKS ARE HIGH THARY THAT,
THERE IS, THAT IS THE KEY.
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I HAVEN'T STARTED TUNING IT
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
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YET.
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SO YOU.
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DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT, DOES IT
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
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DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT, DOES IT
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
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( LAUGHTER )
.
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>> THE SOUNDOFF
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
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>> THE SOUNDOFF
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
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♪ GOT IT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THAT DOESN'T SOUND
( LAUGHTER )
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THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
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(LAUGHTER)
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
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THAT'S DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
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NOW, NOW WE'RE ALL LOOKING FOR
NEW WAYS TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES
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THESE DAYS, THIS IS HELIUM FUN
MODE, A FUN MELIUM MODE, EXACTLY
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WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
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IT WILL MIMIC YOUR VOICE AFTER
YOU HAVE INHALED HELIUM, BEFORE
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QUICKLY WEARING OFFER.
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YOU SET IT TO HELIUM MODE AND
YOU
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( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED )
GO-- THINKING ABOUT THE
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OTHER THINGS.
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BUT THE--
( LAUGHTER )
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FONTANA
( NORMAL VOICE )
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NOW WHAT YOU CAN DO IS SET
IT SO IT JUST DOES LOAD, A WHOLE
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BALLOON'S WORTH.
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( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED )
>> YEAH, SO I WAS TALKING TO
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THIS GUY THE OTHER DAY AND HE
WAS JUST LIKE WHAT ARE YOU GO TO
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DO WHATEVER, HE SAID I GOT A
POOL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IS IT UP
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TO-- IS IT-- .
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>> James: AN THAT'S
( NORMAL VOICE )
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THAT IS HELIUM MODE.
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HERE IS WHAT IS REALLY GREAT.
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YOU CAN SET THE SWITCH MODE.
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AND EFFORTLESSLY MOVE BETWEEN
ALL OF THE DIFFERENT SETTINGS.
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SO LOOK, I PUT IT ON SWITCH
MODE.
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AND SO I WILL SET IT ON SWITCH
MODE AND THEN YOU CAN JUST, THEN
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YOU CAN JUST GO, YOU KNOW,
WHENEVER YOU WANT, YOU CAN BE
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( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
( TRUCK HORN )
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( ♪ HARP ♪ )
( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED )
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LIKE-- WHERE IS MY
( LAUGHTER )
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( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
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( LAUGHTER )
DOES THAT SOUND RIGHT?
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( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
DOES THAT SOUND RIGHT?
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( LAUGHTER )
( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
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( TRUCK HORN )
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
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( TRUCK HORN )
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
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( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
( ♪ HARP ♪ )
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( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED )
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DOES THAT SOUND RIGHT?
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( LAUGHTER )
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
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00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,952
( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
( LAUGHTER )
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( TRUCK HORN )
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
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ONE, TWO, THREE.
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( TRUCK HORN )
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HALSEY,
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EVERYBODY, WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.
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( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
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♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK, LET'S
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MEET OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT,
SHE'S A GRAMMY NOMINATED
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PLATINUM SELLING ARTIST WHO IS
LAUNCHING HER VERY OWN MAKEUP
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LINE, ABOUT FACE, PLEASE WELCOME
THE INCREDIBLY TALENTED HALSEY
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IS HERE ON THE SHOW.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.
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HOW ARE YOU, HASY, HOW ARE YOU
DOING?
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>> I'M SO GOOD.
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HAVE I WANTED TO DO THIS SHOW
FOR SO LONG.
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I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
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>> James: WE'RE SO, SIGHTED
THAT YOU ARE HERE AND WE ARE
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DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU ARE THERE.
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WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE YOU,
RIGHT NOW.
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>> I'M IN L.A
I'M AT MY HOUSE.
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>> James: NOW I KNOW BECAUSE I
SAW YOUR POST THE OTHER DAY LIKE
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EVERY OTHER ARTIST, YOU HAVE HAD
TO CANCEL YOUR 2020 TOUR WHICH I
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CAN ONLY IMAGINE YOU WERE DEEPLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO.
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WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST ABOUT
BEING ON STAGE AND TOURING?
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>> I MEAN TOURING ASK MY
FAVORITE PART OF WHAT I DO.
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I LOVE EVERY TIME I GET ON
STAGE.
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THE SHOW IS DIFFERENT.
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I HAVE A PRETTY UNSCRIPTED SHOW
SO YOU SEE THINGS DIFFERENT FOR
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ME EVERY NIGHT, THAT MAKES
PARIS' SHOW DIFFERENT THAN
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LONDON'S SHOW AND CHICAGO'S SHOW
DIFFERENT THAN MIAMI'S SHOW AND
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I LOVE WATCHING THE WAY THAT THE
SHOW EVOLVES.
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IT IS SUPER, SUPER FUN.
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BUT ALSO LIKE THINGS GO WRONG
ALL THE TIME SO I'M LIKE THAT
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THE ONE THING I'M HAPPY I'M NOT
DEALING WITH IS THE CONSTANT
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00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,683
DRAMA OF CLEANING UP AFTER
MYSELF ON STAGE.
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00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:38,310
>> James: LIKE WHAT SORT OF
STUFF?
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WHAT GUESS WRONG.
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>> OH MY GOSH LIKE I, GOSH, I
TRIP A LOT.
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I TRIP ALL THE TIME.
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WE HAD A BIT IN MY LAST SHOW
WHERE I WAS SUPPOSED TO THROW A
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PAPER AIRPLANE INTO THE CROWD
EXCEPT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THROW
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ONE, EVERY TIME I WOULD THROW IT
IT, WOULD KIND OF-- RIGHT IN THE
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FRONT.
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>> James: I'M GLAD, IT IS
HARDER, IT IS HARDER THAN PEOPLE
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SAY THROWING A PAPER AIRPLANE.
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I FEEL LIKE I'M WITH YOU ON
THAT.
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I FEEL LIKE IT IS NOT DISCUSSED
ENOUGH, REG, IS IT.
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00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,468
>> Reggie: YEAH, IT IS KIND OF
COOL TO HEAR SOMEONE SAY IT OUT
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LOUD.
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00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,472
>> James: YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO
FINALLY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I THINK IT'S SOMETHING WE'VE ALL
BEEN HOLDING ON TO.
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IF I'M HONEST, IT IS WHY I DON'T
DO IT VERY OFTEN BECAUSE THE
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TRICK, I THINK IS TO TREAT IT
LIKE LIFE.
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LET IT GO.
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IF YOU TRY, YOU ARE GOING TO END
UP ON THE GROUND.
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>> THAT WAS INCREDLY PROFOUND.
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>> Reggie: THANK YOU, THANKS
JAMESES.
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>> James: I ACTUALLY GOT
COMILS AS I SAID IT.
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>> Reggie: THANK YOU.
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>> INCREDIBLY PROFOUND.
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>> James: FINALLY SOMEONE SAID
IT. [BLEEP] FEELS [BLEEP] GOOD
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TO LET IT OUT.
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00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:56,304
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE WHAT I WAS
CARRYING UNTIL NOW.
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GOD BLESS YOU, HALSEY.
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00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:02,644
BUT WHAT SORT OF OTHER THINGS,
WHAT HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST
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TECHNICAL MISHAP YOU HAVE HAD ON
TOUR?
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>> ONE TIME I WAS ON STAGE AND
EVERYTHING STOPPED WORKING,
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SOUND, LIGHTS, VIDEO, MUSIC, THE
WHOLE THING, MY BRAIN,
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00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,242
EVERYTHING MALFUNCTIONED.
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AND I HAD TO STAND ON STAGE FOR
LIKE TWO MINUTES TALKING TO THE
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CROWD.
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AND I THINK YOU KNOW OF ALL
PEOPLE, TWO MINUTES OF STAGE
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TIME IS LIKE A CENTURY.
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00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:28,336
>> James: YEAH, IT'S A
LIFETIME.
434
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,673
>> WE JUST SAT HERE FOR TWO
MINUTES IN SILENCE ON YOUR SHOW,
435
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:35,510
THE AUDIENCE WOULD BE LIKE-- .
436
00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:41,224
>> James: YOU DIDN'T SEE THE
MONOLOGUE.
437
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,226
[BLEEP] THAT'S ME EVERY NIGHT.
438
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:46,604
EVERY NIGHT I'M OUT THERE IN
SILENCE LOOKING AT PEOPLE LOOK
439
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:51,067
BACK AT ME THINKING WELL, IT'S A
LIVING.
440
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:52,694
(LAUGHTER)
>> WELL, OKAY, YOU CAN DO WHAT I
441
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:56,698
DID WHICH IS I DECIDED TO GO FOR
A FLAIR OF THE DRAM YOU CAN AND
442
00:26:56,781 --> 00:27:02,037
WHEN THAT HAPPENED TO ME, I JUST
STARTED MY WHOLE SHOW OVER FROM
443
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,582
THE TOP, SO THAT I COULD DO THE
WHOLE THING WITH NO MISTAKES.
444
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:08,918
>> James: OH, GOOD FOR YOU,
WHERE WAS THAT, WHERE DID THAT
445
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:09,669
HAPPEN?
446
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:10,837
>> MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
447
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,716
>> James: OH, GOOD, JUST A
SMALL INSTRUMENT GIG, WONDERFUL.
448
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:15,633
>> YEAH.
449
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:18,053
>> James: NOW YOU GREW
NEWSPAPER NEW JERSEY.
450
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:21,890
AND YOU PERFORMED IN COMMUNITY
THEATER WHICH IS WHAT I DID WHEN
451
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,058
I WAS GROWING UP.
452
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,560
WHAT WERE SOME OF THE SHOWS THAT
YOU WERE?
453
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:27,729
AND DO YOU THINK THAT YOU-- I
COULD SEE ACTUALLY IN YOUR
454
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:30,607
FUTURE, DO YOU THINK THAT IS
SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO
455
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:32,025
MORE OF?
456
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:35,028
>> YEAH, I DEFINITELY WOULD LIKE
TO.
457
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:39,741
ACTUALLY, SO SYDNEY SWEANY FROM
EUPHORIA IS MY BEST FRIEND, AND
458
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:45,705
SHE DID A SHOW THE PILOT THAT
WE'LL BE SHOOTING NECK YEAR.
459
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:48,083
ACTING WAS THE FIRST THING I
EVER DID.
460
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,919
I WAS LIKE, I MEAN I'M SURE THAT
YOU CAN RELATE TO THIS BECAUSE
461
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:54,422
YOU PROBABLY HAVE HAD THE SAME
EXPERIENCE BUT LIKE ONE OF MY
462
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,883
EARLIEST MEMORIES IS ME RUNNING
AROUND MY HOUSE SCREAMING TO MY
463
00:27:56,966 --> 00:28:05,225
MOM THERE WILL ALWAYS BE WOMEN
IN LEATHER FLIRTING WITH ME!
464
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:06,309
(LAUGHTER).
465
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,728
>> James: IN A WAY I CAN
RELATE, YES, FOR SURE, YEAH, I
466
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:11,898
CAN.
467
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:12,816
WHAT TYPE OF SHOW.
468
00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:15,944
>> I DID RENT WHICH IS WHERE
THAT CAME FROM.
469
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:20,907
I DID OLIVER & COMPANY, A LOT OF
SHOWS.
470
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:25,787
MY FAVORITE WAS RENT AND THE
OTHER WAS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.
471
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:31,084
BUT THAT IS BECAUSE I DIDN'T
KNOW HOW TO DRIB EL A
472
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:31,835
BASKETBALL.
473
00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:33,294
I'M A THEATRE KID, NOT AN
ATHLETE.
474
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,130
>> James: WE'RE LITERALLY THE
SAME PERSON.
475
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:39,801
NOW WHILE YOU HAVE HAD THIS TIME
OFF, I THINK YOUR FANS WOULD BE
476
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:43,847
SURPRISED TO KNOW THAT THERE IS
A PLACE DURING THIS PERIOD OF
477
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:48,351
LOCKDOWN AND QUARANTINE, EVEN
OUTSIDE OF THAT, THAT YOU LOVE
478
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:51,813
GOING AND PROBABLY IS THE PLACE
WITH FANS WOULD SPOT YOU THE
479
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:52,313
MOST.
480
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:53,606
WHERE IS THIS PLACE?
481
00:28:53,690 --> 00:29:01,614
SHARE WITH US THE PLACE THAT YOU
LOVE GOING MOST DURING TIME OFF.
482
00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,825
>> .
483
00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:04,826
>> OH, TARGET.
484
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,996
>> James: WHY DO YOU LOVE
GOING TO TARGET SO MUCH.
485
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,165
>> WAS' NOT TO LOVE ABOUT
TARGET.
486
00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:11,166
>> James: I'M WITH YOU.
487
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:15,378
>> THEY HAVE CANDLES.
488
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,505
SOCKS, I MEAN SNACKS.
489
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:18,756
>> James: YEAH.
490
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,678
>> WHAT OTHER PLACE YOU CAN GET
A CARIBBEAN SCENTED CANDLE AND
491
00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:27,849
LADY GAGA'S ANY OREOS AT THE
SAME PLACE.
492
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,851
>> DO YOU NOT FIND THAT WHEN YOU
GO TO TARGET YOU WILL GO IN WITH
493
00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:34,856
THE MISSION OF GETTING ONE THING
AND YOU WILL LEAVE WITH LIKE AN
494
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:39,652
AIR FREYER, A WAFFLE IRON AND
TWO THROW BLANKETS THAT WITHIN
495
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:43,740
THREE WEEKS YOU REALIZE ARE
DISGUSTING.
496
00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:49,871
>> MY PUMPKIN SANTA CLAUS AND
ICE CREAM CONE WAFFLE IRONS ALL
497
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:50,872
STAY.
498
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:54,375
>> James: NOW WE HAVE TO
CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR
499
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,793
INCREDIBLE NEW MAKEUP LINE,
ABOUT FACE, THIS IS AVAILABLE
500
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,338
TODAY, AT ABOUT FACE.COM.
501
00:29:58,421 --> 00:30:02,550
TELL US ALL ABOUT THIS.
502
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:06,554
>> WELL, HAVE I ALWAYS DONE MY
OWN MAKEUP.
503
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:10,016
FOR MAGAZINE COVERS AND PHOTO
SHOOTS AND RED CARPETS, YOU
504
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:12,769
KNOW, MUSIC VIDEOS.
505
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,729
WAY AHEAD OF THE CURVE ON COVID.
506
00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:19,234
I WAS LIKE I DON'T WANT ANYONE
TOUCHING MY FACE.
507
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,403
AND I DON'T TRUST IT BUT I KNOW.
508
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:23,571
>> James: SURE.
509
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:27,033
>> SO I JUST REALLY WANTED TO
MAKE A LINE OF PRODUCTS THAT
510
00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:36,793
WERE FUN AND YOU KIND OF
MENTIONED-- I DID MAKE NUP 2020,
511
00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:40,588
2021, IT'S ABOUT BEING PERFECT
AND DOING EVERYTHING PERFECTLY
512
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,966
AND I WANTED TO DO MAKEUP FOR
PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO MESS AROUND
513
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:46,469
AND DIDN'T CARE ABOUT DOING
THINGS PERFECTLY.
514
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:49,597
>> James: SO WHAT INSPIRED YOU
TO GET INTO MAKEUP WHEN YOU WERE
515
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,266
A KID?
516
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:52,600
>> OH MY GOSH.
517
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:56,312
I DID MUSICAL THEATER, I WAS A
CHEERLEADER, A DANCER AND
518
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,898
USUALLY FOR PERFORMANCES YOU HAD
TO HAVE YOUR NAKEUP DONE.
519
00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:02,902
AND MY MOM WAS A HUGE TOM BOY
WHO NEVER DID MAKEUP WHICH IS
520
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:07,240
IRONIC BECAUSE SHE IS ACTUALLY A
MAKEUP ARTIST NOW, BUT BACK IN
521
00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:09,492
THE DAY, SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO
DO ANYTHING.
522
00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:13,580
SO I KIND OF HAD TO LEARN HOW TO
DO IT MYSELF AND I GOT SO GOOD
523
00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:17,458
THAT OTHER KIDS WOULD COME UP TO
ME BACKSTAGE AND ASK ME TO DO
524
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,085
THEIR MAKEUP FOR THEP.
525
00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:23,131
SO I WOULD BECOME LIKE THE TEAM
MAKEUP ARTIST OR THE CAST MAKEUP
526
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,966
ARTIST OR WHATEVER WHICH IS GOOD
BECAUSE I ONLY EVER GOTTEN
527
00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:28,344
SEMMABLE PARTS SO I HAD LOTS OF
TIME.
528
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:35,602
>> James: SO DID YOU DO THESE
RESPLENDENT EYES WE ARE LOOKING
529
00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:37,312
AT.
530
00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:38,813
>> MY WHOLE FACE IS, HOW DID DO
I.
531
00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:43,026
>> James: I LOVE IT, I
ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT, NAILS,
532
00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:46,696
RIGHT, STICK AROUND, MORE WITH
HALSEY WHEN WE COME BACK,
533
00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:48,448
EVERYBODY.
534
00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:55,455
♪
535
00:32:11,971 --> 00:32:14,182
>> James: WELCOME BACK, WE ARE
HERE WITH HALSEY, NOW HALSEY
536
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:16,517
WE'VE BEEN DOING A THING ON THE
SHOW CALLED A "LATE, LATE SHOW"
537
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:19,729
AND TELL WHERE WE ASK OUR GUESTS
IF THEY WOULD SHARE SOMETHING
538
00:32:19,812 --> 00:32:22,899
WITH US FROM THEIR HOME THAT WE
MAY OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE.
539
00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:24,025
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD
LIKE TO SHARE WITH US TONIGHT?
540
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:25,652
>> I DO.
541
00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:26,736
I FUELLY DO.
542
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:30,156
I JUST GOT THIS IN THE MAIL, AND
I AM OBSESSED WITH IT.
543
00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:36,037
MY GRANDMOTHER SENT ME A
PORTRAIT THAT MY LATE GREAT
544
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,748
GRAND MOTHER DID.
545
00:32:38,831 --> 00:32:39,707
BECAUSE SHE WAS AN ARTIST.
546
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:49,384
>> James: OH WOW I CAN SEE IT,
THAT IS AMAZING.
547
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:52,095
>> SHE WAS SO INCREDIBLE AND SO
TALENTED.
548
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:55,515
AND I WANT TO HANG IT UP IN MY
HOUSINGS I'M IN LOVE WITH IT I'M
549
00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:56,683
LIKE WOW, WERE YOU REALLY GOOD.
550
00:32:56,766 --> 00:33:00,061
>> James: DO YOU THINK THIS IS
WHERE YOU GET YOUR ARTISTIC
551
00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,397
SIDE, FROM THIS SIDE OF THE
FAMILY?
552
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,606
>> 100 PERCENT.
553
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:07,110
BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE IN MY FAMILY
CAN-- THEY'RE SPORTS PEOPLE.
554
00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:10,697
>> James: I SEE, I KNOW THE
KIND.
555
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:14,242
REG, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR
OUR GUEST THIS EVENING?
556
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:20,957
>> Reggie: YEAH, TONIGHT'S
QUESTION GOES TO WHY NOT HALSEY.
557
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,166
>> James: SURE.
558
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:28,214
>> Reggie: SO HALSEY, AS YOU
KNOW, I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON
559
00:33:28,297 --> 00:33:31,134
AN ARTIFICIAL TIME TRAVEL
NETWORK.
560
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:37,056
BECAUSE OF THIS, I WOULD LIKE TO
ASK YOU PERSONALLY FOR RESEARCH
561
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:41,102
PURPOSES WHAT TIME PERIOD WOULD
YOU LIKE TO IMMERSE YOURSELF IN
562
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:46,733
ONCE IT'S UP AND RUNNING?
563
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:52,238
>> HUH, YOU KNOW, I HEARD THIS
IS ANCIENT GREEK REALLY KNEW HOW
564
00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:52,905
TO THROW A PARTY.
565
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:54,031
>> James: FOR SURE.
566
00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:58,286
>> THEY DIDN'T HAVE PLUMING BUT
I WOULD SACRIFICE THIS.
567
00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,663
>> James: YEAH, REG?
568
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:05,001
>> Reggie: WELL, I CONSULTED
THE ORACLE AND THEY SAYS THAT
569
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:05,793
CORRECT.
570
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,128
>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY
CORRECT.
571
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:11,841
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE
THANK THE INCREDIBLE HALSEY,
572
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:12,258
EVERYBODY.
573
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,468
WHAT A TALENT.
574
00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:16,262
WHEN WE COME BACK PENN & TELLER
HAVE GOT SOME MAGIC THAT WILL
575
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,805
BLOW YOUR MIND.
576
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:23,060
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
577
00:34:33,946 --> 00:34:37,158
>> James: WE'VE GOT EXCITING
GUESTS COMING UP, JARED LETO,
578
00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:41,996
ADAM DIVINE, CARREY MUL I GONE,
MUSIC FROM JACOB COLLIER AND
579
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:43,206
JHENA AIKO.
580
00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:47,168
AND NEXT WEEK VIGGO MORTENSON,
KAL PENN, MUSIC FROM FINNEAS AND
581
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:51,255
QUINN THE 92 AND CHELSEA CUTLER,
BUT RIGHT AFTER THIS, PENN AND
582
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,674
TELLER, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
583
00:34:54,425 --> 00:35:00,681
♪ PENN & TELLER PENN AND TELLER.
584
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:01,933
♪
585
00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:14,529
♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK, OUR
586
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:17,865
NEXT GUEST IS CELEBRATING 45
YEARS AS THE GREATEST TEAM IN
587
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,827
MAGIC, AND THE SHOW FOOL US.
588
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,371
WELL KEM PENN AND TELLER, ARE
YOU OKAY.
589
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:26,666
>> DOING GREAT, DOING GREAT.
590
00:35:26,749 --> 00:35:28,042
>> James: WHAT'S HAPPENING.
591
00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:31,921
>> TELL CERTIFICATE USING A
TATTOO NEEDLE TO CARVE A
592
00:35:32,004 --> 00:35:34,757
PREDICTION IN TO MY ARM.
593
00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:45,393
HE'S USING A TATTOO NEEDLE, WITH
INK IS A-- [BLEEP] DAMN IT, IF
594
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:50,940
IT HURTS MORE AND BLEEDS MORE, I
WANTED TO SEE SHOW HOW SECURE WE
595
00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:53,401
ARE, TELLER PREDICTED WHAT
TATTOO YOU WILL PICK TO PUT ON
596
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:56,946
MY ARM.
597
00:35:57,029 --> 00:36:00,449
THIS WILL BE YOUR TATTOO RIGHT
HERE ON MY ARM.
598
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,953
NOW WE HAVE CHOICES FOR YOU
HERE.
599
00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:06,747
OF DIFFERENT TATTOOS THAT I AM
WILLING TO GET ON MY ARM FOR
600
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,749
YOU, IT WILL BE YOUR TATTOO.
601
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:13,087
WE HAVE THE FOOL US LOGO WHICH
OF COURSE I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE
602
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:14,589
ON MY ARM.
603
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:18,384
THE PEACE SIGN.
604
00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:21,888
FREEDOM CLUB WHICH IS OUR
SIGNATURE CARD AND THE NAMES OF
605
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,974
MY CHILDREN, AND NIXON, IT COULD
BE NIXON.
606
00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:29,812
NOW THERE IS ALSO TRUMP IN
THERE, IF I LEFT YOU TO YOUR OWN
607
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:33,107
DEVICES, JAMES, YOU MIGHT BE
MEAN SPIRITED AND PICK LIKE
608
00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:35,234
NIXON TO PUT ON MY ARM OR TRUMP
OR SOMETHING.
609
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:38,321
SO WE WILL HAVE YOU PICK AT
RANDOM.
610
00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:40,156
TELLER IS GOING TO GO THROUGH
ONE BY ONE AND YOU WILL STAY
611
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:44,410
STOP WHENEVER YOU WANT AND PICK
ONE AT RANDOM SO YOU WILL NOT
612
00:36:44,493 --> 00:36:50,166
SEE-- SO IT IS NOT GHING TO
SHALL THE SKULL AND NOT WHATEVER
613
00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:54,253
THAT IS, IT IS NOT GOING TO BE
THAT, WHENEVER YOU WANT TO SAY
614
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:54,795
STOP, JUST SAY STOP.
615
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,422
>> James: OKAY, I WILL.
616
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:01,761
STOP.
617
00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:02,637
OKAY, DO YOU WANT THIS ONE OR
THE NEXT ONE.
618
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,931
>> James: THAT ONE.
619
00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:06,098
>> THAT ONE RIGHT THERE, OKAY.
620
00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:10,519
SO THIS WILL BE YOUR TATTOO ON
MY ARM AND WHICH ONE DID YOU
621
00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:12,355
PICK, JAMES.
622
00:37:12,438 --> 00:37:17,652
OH, YOU PICKED-- YOU PICKED TONY
FITZPATRICK, A BUDDY OF MINE IN
623
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:21,989
CHICAGO, AN ARTIST, HE DREW A
SNAKE WITH MOM UNDERNEATH IT.
624
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,199
SO IT WILL BE YOUR TATTOO ON MY
ARM.
625
00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:26,285
YOU SAW HIM CARVING INTO MY ARM.
626
00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:29,705
WE COULD NOT CHANGE IT, THERE IN
WAY TO CHEAT IT.
627
00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:32,458
YOU PICK THIS AT RANDOM AND ON
MY ARM WILL BE YOUR TATTOO.
628
00:37:32,541 --> 00:37:35,336
THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE, JAMES.
629
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:41,008
YOUR TATTOO CARVED IN INTO MY
ARM, YOUR TATTOO.
630
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,218
>> James: VERY GOOD.
631
00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:47,515
>> THAT IS THE TRICK FOR YOU,
JAMES, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE STHOWT
632
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:48,683
WE WENT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE
LIKE THIS.
633
00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,476
>> James: OH, LOOK AT THAT.
634
00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:53,312
THERE IS ONE WE DID EARLIER
THERE JAMES THERE IS ONE THERE
635
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:56,565
FOR YOU, RIGHT THERE, JAMES.
636
00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:57,733
>> James: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
637
00:37:57,817 --> 00:37:59,026
>> IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
638
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:03,030
I WILL BE HAPPY TO HAVE THAT AM
I WILL THINK OF YOU EVERY TIME I
639
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,198
ROLL UP MY SLEEVE.
640
00:38:04,281 --> 00:38:05,700
>> James: NOTHING WOULD GIVE
ME MORE PLEASURE, THANK YOU SO
641
00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:09,245
MUCH, PENN & TELLER, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, NEW EPISODES OF FOOL
642
00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:10,705
US ARE AIRING RIGHT NOW.
643
00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:18,087
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER
THIS.
644
00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:20,881
♪ I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR THIS
BREAK.
645
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,258
♪ YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
646
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:36,355
>> James: NAH SO MUCH FOR
WATCHING, TOMORROW NIGHT JARED
647
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LETO IS GOING TO BE HERE AND
MUSIC FROM JACOB COLLIER.
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WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.
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REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.
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