1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,804 ♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN 2 00:00:04,871 --> 00:00:08,174 ♪ AND FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT DON'T YOU WORRY WHERE IT IS 3 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:14,948 ♪ YOU COME FROM IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT 4 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:18,218 ♪ IT'S THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" ♪ >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 5 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,954 ALL THE WAY FROM... 6 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:22,522 IS OMAHA, NEBRASKA WHERE THE STEAKS COME FROM, GIF IT UP, FOR 7 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:31,965 THE ONE, THE SINGULAR, JAMES CORDEN. 8 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:36,336 >> James: HOW ARE YOU THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH FOR COMING 9 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:37,337 OUT. 10 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,172 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, THANK YOU FOR COMING. 11 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:44,210 THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVERYBODY. 12 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:44,944 HEY. 13 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:46,212 HELLO. 14 00:00:46,279 --> 00:00:49,015 GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" ITS GREAT FOR 15 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:51,484 YOU TO TO BE HERE. 16 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,354 THANKS FOR STAYING UP WITH US LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON 17 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:55,588 THE SHOW TONIGHT. 18 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:57,991 SHE'S A TALENTED EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS AND PRODUCER YOU KNOW 19 00:00:58,057 --> 00:00:59,125 FROM "THE SINNER," "THE ILLUSIONIST," "LIMETOWN," AND SO 20 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:00,760 MUCH MORE. 21 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:06,599 THE DAZZLING, JESSICA BIEL IS HERE TONIGHT! 22 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:09,302 THERE SHE IS, HEY, JESSICA, HOW ARE YOU. 23 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:10,937 >> HEY JAMES, I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU. 24 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:11,471 >> IT'S VERY NICE TO SIGH. 25 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:12,639 I LIKE THIS OUTFIT. 26 00:01:12,705 --> 00:01:13,473 >> OH. 27 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:16,242 >> James: WHAT ARE WE HEARING SHORTS. 28 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:17,477 AND A WEIRD TOP. 29 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:19,679 >> James: IT'S A TRIUMPH. 30 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:20,847 >> THANK YOU. 31 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,816 >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS TO ME, AND I HAVE BEEN 32 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:24,451 WAITING FOR YOU TO COME ON THE SHOW. 33 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,653 DEEP DOWN I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 34 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,087 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE. 35 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:28,922 >> WHAT. 36 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:30,156 >> James: YOU HAVE KICKED OFF SUMMER. 37 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:32,625 JESSICA BIEL STARTED SUMMER. 38 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:34,160 AND WE LOVE YOU. 39 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:36,529 JESSICA BIEL, EVERYBODY AND HE'S A HILARIOUS STAND-UP 40 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,966 COMEDIAN AND ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "GROWN UPS," "JOE DIRT," AND 41 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:43,536 "THE WRONG MISSY." 42 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:47,707 THE ALWAYS COOL DAVID SPADE IS HERE TONIGHT! 43 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:51,177 (APPLAUSE) HEY DAVID, HOW ARE YOU. 44 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:51,678 >> YEAH! 45 00:01:51,744 --> 00:01:52,879 >> James: ALL GOOD. 46 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,648 >> WHERE IS THAT JESSICA BIEL APPLAUSE FOR ME, WHERE IS THE 47 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:58,084 CROWD. 48 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:58,852 WHAT'S GOING ON? 49 00:01:58,918 --> 00:01:59,586 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YEAH. 50 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:00,420 >> James: THERE IT IS. 51 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:01,221 THERE IT IS. 52 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,088 DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE? 53 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,324 >> NO, I WILL WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT THERE. 54 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:08,061 I WANT THEM TO REALLY AMP IT UP, I THINK THEY WITH DO 5%. 55 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,596 >> James: SO NO APPLAUSE. 56 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:10,730 >> NO. 57 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,599 >> James: SO THEN YOU HAVE TO GO NUTS WHEN HE COMES OUT. 58 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:13,733 >> YEAH. 59 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,002 >> James: THAT IS WHAT HE ASKED FOR, WE LOOK AFTER GUSTS 60 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,170 HERE. 61 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,172 HE WANTS NONE NOW AND BIG WHEN HE COMES OUT OF THE CURTAIN. 62 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:19,939 HEAR ME? 63 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:20,507 OKAY. 64 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:24,143 DAVID SPADE, EVERYBODY. 65 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:27,247 AND LATER IN THE SHOW, WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM BASTILLE! 66 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,948 YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. 67 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:32,919 ARE YOU READY, THEN LET'S, AND THIS, THIS IS THE "LATE, LATE 68 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,988 SHOW," ROLL THE TITLES. 69 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:47,600 ♪ THE LATE, LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE, LATE SHOW, WOO 70 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:52,372 ♪ THE LATE, LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE, LATE SHOW OH-OH 71 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:56,976 ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ >> James: IT CERTAINLY IS. 72 00:02:57,043 --> 00:03:00,246 I'M SO EXKIELT-- EXCITED JESSICA BIEL SHEER, BIG FAN. 73 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:04,083 DID YOU WATCH HER NEW SHOARKS "CANDY" SO THEY ARE SPREADING IT 74 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:07,654 OUT ACROSS THE WEEK, LIKE AN EVENTS, IT WILL BE EVERY NIGHT 75 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:12,992 ON HULU ANG TO ME I WATCH ANY SHOW THAT IS CALLED "CANDY" SO 76 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:16,529 IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO REAL IDENTIFY THAT IT ISN'T ABOUT 77 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:17,797 CANDY. 78 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,333 >> IT IS DISAPPOINTING AT FIRST AND THEN ARE YOU LIKE OH WAIT T 79 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,434 IS STILL GOOD. 80 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:24,671 >> James: YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHOW IN AMERICA ABOUT CANDY, 81 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:30,143 BECAUSE ALL OF THE CANDY HERE SUCKS. 82 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:32,278 >> THAT IS THE REASON. 83 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:35,081 >> YOU KNOW I LOVE CANDY IN THE U.K., I CELEBRATE IT, IT IS 84 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:35,682 FANTASTIC. 85 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:36,849 WE STILL HAVE GOOD CANDY. 86 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,518 >> James: I DISAGREE. 87 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:39,052 >> IT'S WONDERFUL. 88 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:41,087 >> James: I DISAGREE. 89 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,723 GIVE ME FIVE GOOD ONES CONDITIONS SKITELS. 90 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,391 >> KIT KAT, BUTTER FINGERS. 91 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:47,427 >> James: OKAY, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. 92 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:48,494 >> SNICKERS. 93 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,763 >> James: THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND IAN. 94 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:51,664 >> KIT KAT. 95 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,766 >> James: DON'T THROW OUT A BUTTER FINGER. 96 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:54,434 >> KIT KAT. 97 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,603 >> James: I WILL COME TO YOU. 98 00:03:56,669 --> 00:04:02,775 LOOK, I BELIEVE A KITT CAT IS-- CAN I TALK, A BELIEVE A KIT 99 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:08,181 KAT IS AN EXCEPTIONAL TREAT, OKAY. 100 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:12,085 EXCEPTION-- EXCEPTION HERE IN AMERICA THE CHOCOLATE SUCKS. 101 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:16,756 WHEREAS IN THE U.K. DID IS EXCEPTIONAL. 102 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,024 THANK YOU. 103 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:21,394 >> IT'S CRAZY THAT YOU ARE FROM ENGLAND BUT STILL SOUND LIKE YOU 104 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,695 STUDY ADD BROAD THERE. 105 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,430 >> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 106 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:25,398 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 107 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:28,334 IN WHAT WAY, I DON'T. 108 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:31,437 >> JUST A VERY STUDY ADD BROAD IN ENGLAND, YOU CONDITION GET 109 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:40,947 GOOD CANDY HERE IN THE STATE, YOU KNOW, AND THEY'RE FROM 110 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:41,514 TUCSON. 111 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:42,749 >> James: I STAND BY IT. 112 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:46,452 >> MAYBE WE WOULD HAVE MORE TIME TO WORK ON CANDY IF WE WEREN'T 113 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:51,290 SAVING YOUR BUTTS IN WORLD WAR TWO. 114 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:54,894 >> James: I GET T YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, 115 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,095 ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 116 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:59,065 GIVEN THE CHOICE, I WOULD BE LIKE YEAH, YEAH, I WILL TAKE YOU 117 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,602 SAVING US, YOU KNOW, IN WORLD WAR II IF YOU WOULD HOLD YOUR 118 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:06,506 HANDS UP AND GO BECAUSE OF THAT OUR CANDY SUCKS. 119 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:07,640 >> YEAH. 120 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:10,309 >> James: LOOK, WE CAN DO THIS ALL DAY, WE CAN SIT AROUND 121 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:18,451 BASKING IN WHAT'S BE HONEST IN WHAT IS WITTY REPARTEE BUT WE 122 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:19,118 CAN'T WE HAVE WORK TO DO. 123 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:19,686 THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR... 124 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:34,033 S S S THE NEWS. 125 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:37,070 >> James: GOOD EVENING. 126 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:40,339 GASOLINE PRICES HAVE HIT YET ANOTHER ALL-TIME HIGH. 127 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:45,411 THE NATIONAL AVERAGE PRICE FOR A GALLON OF GAS IS NOW $4.40 OR AS 128 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:51,250 WE IN LOS ANGELES CALL THAT, THE GOOD OLD DAYS. 129 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,086 THIS ACTUALLY WON'T AFFECT ME T DOESN'T AFFECT ME, I DON'T KNOW 130 00:05:53,152 --> 00:06:05,064 IF YOU KNOW, THIS I STARTED RIDING A HORSE TO WORK, YEAH. 131 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:06,199 ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. 132 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:10,837 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THE TIMING IS PRETTY GOOD RIGHT AS THE 133 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:16,342 PANDEMIC RESTRICTIONS STARTED TO EASE UP, I LOVE THIS WE GOT A 134 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,511 BRAND NEW EXCUSE FOR NOT GOING OUT, OH, I WOULD LOVE TO IT IS 135 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:24,016 ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN AND AT THESE PRICES, YOU KNOW, AN 136 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:27,353 HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM RIGHT HERE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, LOS 137 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:31,691 ANGELES RESIDENTS ARE NOW BEING ASKED TO HELP WITH THE LOCAL 138 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:37,396 WATER SHORTAGE BY CUTTING THEIR SHOWER TIME BY FOUR MINUTES I 139 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:43,336 KNOW EVERY TIME I'M IN THE SHOWER I TIME IT FOR A MINUTE 140 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:46,939 CUT IT BY FOUR-- HOW LONG ARE PEOPLE SPENDING IN THE SHOWER. 141 00:06:47,006 --> 00:06:48,474 >> THEY SAY AVERAGE TEN MINUTES. 142 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:49,408 >> STOP, NO. 143 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:49,909 >> YEAH. 144 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:50,710 >> YOU'RE JOKING ME. 145 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:52,545 >> ME NO JOKE. 146 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,112 >> WHAT? 147 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:54,547 >> THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 148 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:55,782 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 149 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,483 >> IF THAT IS THE AVERAGE, THAT MEANS THAT PEOPLE ARE IN THERE 150 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,619 FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES. 151 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:00,787 >> PROBABLY. 152 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:01,788 >> OH MY GOD. 153 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:05,091 I'M IN AND OUT I THINK IN A SOLID THREE OR FOUR. 154 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:09,428 >> IF I CUT FOUR MINUTES OFF MY SHOWER I WILL BE IN THE SHOWER 155 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:10,563 FOR NEGATIVE THREE MINUTES. 156 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:15,535 >> SO YOU ARE RIGHT, I DON'T-- HOW LONG DO YOU, I BET 157 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,504 CRABS ARE LONG SHOWER WITH, I BET YOU GET IN THERE I BET YOU 158 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,173 LATHER UP. 159 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:21,007 >> OH MAN. 160 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,875 >> I BET YOU GET A SOLID LATHER GOING. 161 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,411 >> THERE SAY REAL SYSTEM, ABOUT 125 MINUTES. 162 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,380 >> NO, YOU DON'T, NO, YOU DON'T. 163 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:29,081 >> NO, NOT THAT LONG. 164 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:33,386 >> FOR HOW LONGK I BET A SOLID TEN, I BET YOU DO EVERY TOE, A 165 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:36,189 BIT OF YOUR OCD COMING OUT. 166 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:42,195 >> 150 TO-- 10 TO 12, KIND OF A CARWASH APPROACH, TOP DOWN. 167 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:44,764 >> WINNIE, HOW LONG ARE YOU SHOWERING, HOW LONG IS YOUR 168 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,032 SHOWER. 169 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:50,002 >> SO IF I DON'T WASH MY HAIR 10 MINUTES, IF I WASH MY HAIR, IT'S 170 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:51,170 15. 171 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,406 >> STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR TEN-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOUR 172 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:57,410 THREE MINUTE SHOWER IS INSANE, THAT MEANS ARE YOU NOT 173 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:59,078 SHOWERING, COME ON. 174 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,180 >> James: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE. 175 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,315 >> WHO DO YOU MEAN. 176 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:05,384 >> James: I'M TRYING TO THINK WHAT I DO IN THERE FOR TEN 177 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:06,319 MINUTES. 178 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:11,090 >> IF YOU PRIDE YOURSELF ON NOT USING SOAP. 179 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,258 >> SHAMPOO. 180 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,392 >> James: I USE SOAP, I DONE WASH MY HAIR, I WASH IT ABOUT 181 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:17,864 EVERY TWO MONTHS. 182 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:18,698 >> YEAH. 183 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:21,400 >> THAT'S NOT TRUE, YOU GUYS ARE DIRTY. 184 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:22,869 >> NO, WE NASTY. 185 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:24,337 >> James: I DON'T THINK WE ARE NASTY. 186 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:25,137 >> YOU ARE NASTY. 187 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:27,573 >> James: I DON'T THINK WE'RE NASTY. 188 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:34,113 WHO HERE, SHOW OF HANDS, WHEN YOU SHOWER, ARE SHOWERING FOR 189 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:38,951 OVER 9 MINUTES. 190 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:45,391 SEE, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. 191 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:50,296 WE ARE TROYING TO PROTECT THE PLANET, WINNIE, YOU KNOW WHAT, 192 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,065 THERE IS NO PLANET FEE, YEAH. 193 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:56,469 >> I WILL BE READY FOR T DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT. 194 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,671 >> AND DID EVERYONE HEAR ABOUT THIS, ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT 195 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:03,409 EARLY ON IN HIS PRESIDENCY, DONALD TRUMP REPEATEDLY ASKED 196 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:09,415 NATIONAL SECURITY AIDS IF CHINA HAD A SECRET QUOTE HURRICANE GUN 197 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:14,987 TO LAUNCH MANMADE HURRICANES AT THE UNITED STATES. 198 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,089 YOU HATE TO SEE T YOU HATE TO SEE STORIES LIKE THIS. 199 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:24,030 LEAK OUT AND TARNISH AN OTHERWISE IMPECCABLE RECORD. 200 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:29,068 TRUMP ASKED IF CHINA HAD A SECRET HURRICANE GUN, WHICH IS 201 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:33,039 RIDICULOUS F IT WERE A SECRET HE AIDES WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT T 202 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:34,240 THINK IT THROUGH. 203 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:37,977 AND I GOT TO TELL YOU THIS, AN ERA HAS OFFICIALLY COME TO AN 204 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:45,384 END AFTER NEARLY 22 YEAR, APPLE IS DISCONTINUING PRODUCTION. 205 00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:46,185 iPOD. 206 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:50,189 I HOPE APPLE CAN RECOVER FROM THIS. 207 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:58,564 FOR ANY YOUNG PEOPLE WATCHING, AN iPOD IS BAISM LIKE A PHONE 208 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,000 THAT CAN'T PHONE ANYONE T IT ONLY PLAYS MUSIC. 209 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:04,036 BUT YOU HAVE TO BUY THAT MUSIC FIRST, OKAY. 210 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:08,774 OR YOU CAN USE NAPSTER BUT NOT THE NAPSTER THEY GOT NOW, IT SAY 211 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:12,611 DIFFERENT NAPSTER THAT WAS ILLEGAL, BASICALLY IT IS FREE 212 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:17,083 SPOTIFY, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW HARD IT IS TO DESCRIBE AN 213 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,150 IPOD. 214 00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:20,152 BUT NOW THAT IT'S FULLY DISCONNED THAT MEANS WE ARE 215 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:23,889 ABOUT THREE YEARS AWAY FROM GEN Z HIPSTERS ONLY LISTENING TO 216 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,624 MUSIC ON iPODS. 217 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:30,696 I CAN REMEMBER VIVIDLY THE FIRST TIME I SAW AN iPOD. 218 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:33,399 ROB BRIDEEN, SHOWED ME HIS IPOD. 219 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,067 AND IT BLEW MY MIND. 220 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:40,639 CUZ I STOOD THERE WITH A-- AND A CASE LOGIC THAT WAS LIKE THIS 221 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:45,411 BIG WITH 50CD'S IN ITER AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT I WAS LIKE 222 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:50,349 WAIT, ALL OF THIS IS IN THERE. 223 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:50,816 YEAH A THOUSAND SONGS. 224 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:52,818 >> IT WAS AMAZING. 225 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:57,390 I HAD THE WEIRDEST STUFF ON MINE BECAUSE WHEN NAPSTER FIRST CAME 226 00:10:57,456 --> 00:11:01,394 OUT AND IT WAS A FREE FOR ALL, I DOWNLOADED LIKE FEATURES, I WAS 227 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:05,865 LIKE DO YOU WANT TO HERE-- GIVE A SPEECH, I HAVE HAD. 228 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:10,636 >> I NEVER USED NAPSTER, NAPSTER NEVER REALLY BECAME A KID, NOT 229 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:16,108 FOR ME AT HOME BUT I DID SPEND HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS 230 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,978 PUTTING EVERY CD I OWNED ON THERE WHICH WAS POINTLESS CUZ I 231 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,147 WOULD JUST LISTEN THE SAME THREE ALL THE TIME. 232 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:25,117 I WAS NEVER LISTENING TO THAT. 233 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:31,490 >> DOES 98 DEGREES ONLY HAVE THREE CD'S? 234 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:35,094 (LAUGHTER) I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAS GOT INTO 235 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:41,067 YOU TODAY BUT YOU KNOW AND I KNOW IT WAS O-TOWN AND THEY HAD 236 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:46,105 TWO ALBUMS AND THEY-- THANK YOU, MADAME. 237 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:50,509 AND FINALLY WE ABSOLUTELY HAD TO SHOW I THIS, AN ORDER OF FISH 238 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,678 AND CHIPS IN THE U.K. IS GOING VIRAL YVMENT WOULD AN ORDER OF 239 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:57,383 FISH AND CHIPS GO VIRAL, I HEAR YOU ASK, SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE 240 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:09,428 IT OUT. 241 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:13,399 >> LOOK AT THAT. 242 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:22,541 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MINE LOOKS LIKE INCLUDING A BED OF CHIPS. 243 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:25,144 IT'S TRUE THE FISH AND CHIPS WENTS VIRAL, LUCKILY THERE'S 244 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,712 MEDICINE FOR THAT. 245 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,781 CAN WE SEE THE PLATE AGAIN? 246 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:35,087 I LIKE THAT HE REALLY MIXED IT UP. 247 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:41,494 CHIP, MEDIUM SIZE, CARD, CIRCUMCISED, THAT'S THE NEWS, 248 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,562 WE'LL BE BACK. 249 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,922 >> James: LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT, SHE STARS IN 250 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:10,923 CANDY. 251 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,993 PLEASE WELCOME THE PHENOMENAL JESSICA BIEL. 252 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:16,061 >> IT'S JESSICA BIEL, FOR REAL. 253 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:26,839 >> James: HOW ARE YOU, SO NICE TO SEE YOU THANK YOU FOR BEING 254 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:27,973 HERE, HAVE A SEAT. 255 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,608 HIS NETFLIX COMEDY SPECIAL IS CALLED "NOTHING PERSONAL." 256 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:37,583 PLEASE WELCOME DAVID SPADE! 257 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:43,289 >> Reggie: DAVID SPADE. 258 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:46,992 >> HEY. 259 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:49,061 >> James: HAVE A SEAT. 260 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,232 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 261 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,267 IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU, THANKS FOR COME OG UP. 262 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,604 I LOVE YOU BOTH, VERY, VERY MUCH, I'M THRILLED THAT YOU ARE 263 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:03,943 BOTH HERE, JESSICA, LET'S STARTS HERE, YOU AND INJURE HUSBAND, 264 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,578 WHAT DAY DID YOU GET MARRIED. 265 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:06,612 >> OCTOBER 19th. 266 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,547 >> James: SO WE WERE IN SEPTEMBER, BUT WE ARE BOTH 267 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:13,285 COMING UP ON TEN YEARS OF MARRIAGE. 268 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,520 >> OKAY, YEAH. 269 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,590 >> James: TALK TO ME, I DON'T THINK I KNOW THIS STORY, HOW DID 270 00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,159 HE PROPOSE TO YOU? 271 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:24,563 >> IT WAS SO NICE AND SO SWEET AND SO UNEXPECTED, HI NO IDEA. 272 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:29,568 WE WERE IN MONTANA ON A PIECE OF PROPERTY THAT WE OWNED AT THE 273 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:30,703 TIME. 274 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:36,976 WE HAD SNOWBOARDED ALL DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WINTER. 275 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:40,679 WASTE HIGH SNEE,-- SNOW, HEAD TO TOE SNOWBOARDING OUT, HATS, 276 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:43,115 GLOVES EVERYTHING AND WE GO UP TO THE TOP TO CHECK OUT HOW THE 277 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,252 FOUNDATION SLOOKING AND ALL THIS STUFF. 278 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:53,592 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE GETS DOWN ON TO HIS KNEES AND JUST SINKS 279 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,261 INTO THE SNOW. 280 00:14:55,327 --> 00:15:01,934 AND THEN HE-- PULLS OUT THIS RING AND IT WAS THE MOST LOVELY 281 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:02,801 SURPRISING-- . 282 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:05,170 >> James: YOU HAD NO IDEA IT WAS COMING. 283 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,805 >> HILARIOUS, NO, NO. 284 00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:09,108 >> James: BOLD TO GO SKIING WITH A RING IN YOUR POCKET. 285 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,043 THAT IS NOT A DECISION I WOULD MAKE. 286 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,711 THAT CAN ONLY BACK FIRE. 287 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:13,846 >> I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 288 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:16,882 >> James: THAT IS ONLY IF YOU ARE SOME KIND OF MAVERICK. 289 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:17,783 >> WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 290 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,285 >> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YOU KNOW. 291 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:23,956 >> I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I HAD THIS HUGE 292 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,258 GLOVE ON, SO I WAS RIPPING A GLOVE OFF. 293 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:30,529 >> James: FOR THE FIRST TIME I'M QUESTIONING JUSTIN 294 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,565 TIMBERLAKE, NOW I THINK ABOUT T I THINK IT SAY NUT WAY TO 295 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:34,366 PROPOSE. 296 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,368 >> THAT IS JUST CONFIDENCE, I GUESS. 297 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,104 >> James: WELL, HE IS NOT LACKING IN CONFIDENCE, THAT IS 298 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,573 WHY WE LOVE THE CHAP. 299 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,677 NOW DAVID, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, YOU POSTED THIS 300 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:48,514 PHOTO, YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER, HARPER, AT A PARTY. 301 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,283 I'M GUESSING BECAUSE OF THE OPENNESS OF YOUR SHIRT IT WAS 302 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,519 LIKE A 70S THEMED PARTY? 303 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:54,620 WOULD THAT BE RIGHT? 304 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,789 WOULD THAT BE ACCURATE? 305 00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,157 >> NO, I'M 70. 306 00:15:58,223 --> 00:15:59,758 >> James: OKAY. 307 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:06,031 >> BUT THIS SHIRT SITUATION IS, WE WERE GOING FROM THE DAY TIME 308 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:09,034 BAR-- BAR MITZVAH TO THE NIGHT TIME RAGER AND I TOOK OFF MY 309 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:12,304 COAT AND MY MOM GOES WHERE'S THE PICTURE. 310 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:18,210 AND SO I GO HARPER, WE HAVE STO DO IT AGAIN, BUT I PUT THE COAT 311 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:23,349 ON AND STARTED TO TAKE THE SHIRT OFF, SO IT WASN'T REALLY ON 312 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:25,984 PURPOSE, AND BELIEVE ME I GOT A LOT OF SLACK ON INSTAGRAM ABOUT 313 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:26,885 IT. 314 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:31,924 >> James: THERE WAS A FANCY BAR MISS HAVE. 315 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:32,891 >> SANDLER. 316 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,728 >> James: ADAM SANDLER DAUGHTER'S BAR MITZVAH. 317 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:39,765 >> ADAM'S DAUGHTER BAR MITZVAH, I WENT TO THE OTHER ONE, I TOOK 318 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,567 MY DAUGHTER HARPER, SHE LIVES IN THE MIDWEST, SHE WAS TEN AT THE 319 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:45,204 LAST ONE, IS NOW SHE IS 134. 320 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,206 BY ALL THE OTHER GIRLS ARE LIKE BETWEEN 13 AND 16. 321 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:50,209 AND SHE IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, JUST FROM MIDWEST AND THEY ARE ALL 322 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,644 LIKE FROM EUPHORIA, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 323 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,480 >> OH MY GOD. 324 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,482 >> THEY LOOK 28, THEY'RE ALL LIKE RUNNING AROUND LIKE-- ARE 325 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:57,683 THESE THE KIDS? 326 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,953 AND SO THEY'RE RUNNING AROUND AND THERE IS SOME CELEB TYPES 327 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:05,557 AND THEN SHE, YOU KNOW, SHE KIND OF IS PRETTY COOL ABOUT IT AND 328 00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:06,759 GOES SHE DOESN'T CARE. 329 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:10,262 AND THEN SHE SAW JENNIFER AN ISES TON AND SHE FREAKED OUT IT 330 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:15,534 WAS VERY CUTE TO SEE HER GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMEONE. 331 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:19,538 SO SHE GOES JENNIFER ANISTON, SHE GOT A PICTURE, WHAT SO NICE 332 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,039 TO HER. 333 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:25,277 AND I SAID I'M A PRETTY BIG DEAL, AND SHE GOES WHAT DO YOU 334 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,747 DO, SHE KIND OF FLAT LINE, I WAS IN GROWNUPS AND SHE GOES YEAH, 335 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:32,351 AND I GO WELL THAT'S A PRETTY BIG ONE, SHE GOES YEAH, IF YOU 336 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,585 SAY SO. 337 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,621 OKAY. 338 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:41,126 IT'S ON PBS ALL THE TIME SHE GOES OOH. 339 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,327 >> THAT IS THE RIGHT RESPONSE. 340 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,564 THAT IS THE RIGHT RESPONSE IF YOU ARE SAY STG ON TBS ALL THE 341 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:46,165 TIME. 342 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,733 >> I KNOW, I REALIZE THAT. 343 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,268 >> James: THAT IS THE RIGHT RESPONSE. 344 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:53,572 >> BUT THEN I TRIED TO SHE HER CLIPS OF HER STUFF BUT SHE WAS 345 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:57,576 FINE-- SO YEAH, IT WAS REALLY FUN JUST THE WHOLE SHIN DIG AND 346 00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:02,648 YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE HALSEY AND CHARLEY PLUTZ. 347 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:07,719 >> James: THIS IS WHY HAVE I TO GO TO LOSS ANGLOS ANG LESS MY 348 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:12,024 KIDS ARE GOING TO LIKE, WE'RE STILL LIKE YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO 349 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,225 NORTHBOUND THE PARK WITH A PIZZA. 350 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:16,428 >> YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO FIGURE OUT YOU'RE RICH. 351 00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,597 IF NOT I'M TELLING THEM. 352 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:22,234 BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE WHY IS HARRY STYLES AT OUR HOUSE EVERY 353 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,770 DAY AND MEGAN MARKLE AND YOU ARE LIKE. 354 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:29,208 >> YOU DO NEED TO GET OUT OF L.A HE IS GOING TO OUT YOU. 355 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,477 >> James: YOU HAVE GOT TWO SONS. 356 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:36,315 ARE YOU STRICTER WITH YOUR CHILDREN THAN YOUR PARENTS WERE 357 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:37,015 WITH YOU? 358 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,350 >> WERE YOU YOUR PARENTS STRICT? 359 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,285 DID THEY KEEP YOU ON A TIGHT LEASH? 360 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:41,320 >> I MEAN IN SOME WAYS, YES. 361 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:43,021 AND IN SOME WAYS NO. 362 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:48,927 I GREW UP WITH, I GREW UP WITH AN INDOOR TRAMPOLINE IN MY 363 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:49,361 LIVING ROOM. 364 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,596 >> James: RIGHT. 365 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:54,466 >> SO NOT REALLY ON SOME LEVEL AND THEN YOU KNOW LIKE A BEER AT 366 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,269 A PARTY WAS A HARD NO. 367 00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,437 >> James: RIGHT. 368 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:03,542 >> SO I DIDN'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR JUMPING FROM THE SECOND 369 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:08,046 STORY ON TO THE TRAMPOLINE AND SWAN DIVING TOO THE HOUSE BUT I 370 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,516 DID GET IN TROUBLE WHEN I ROLLED IN AT HOME AND TRIED TO GUP THE 371 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:15,420 STAIR WAS SAYING I HAD TO YOUR MOM, GOOD NIGHT, AND AS FAST AS 372 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:19,024 YOU CAN, BREATHE IN, BREATHE. 373 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,959 >> AND I'M LIKE-- SHE'S LIKE YOU'RE OUT. 374 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:24,530 AND THEN SHE DOES THE THING OF LIKE WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS 375 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:28,734 HOME THEN I'M IN MY ROOM IN A PUDDLE BECAUSE THE 376 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,568 DISAPPOINTMENT IS WORSE THAN ANYTHING. 377 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:30,802 >> James: YEAH, IT IS, YEAH T IS. 378 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:35,140 WHEN MY MOM SAID WAIT TILL YOUR DAD GETS HOME, I WENT UPSTAIRS 379 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:39,044 AND SAT IN MY ROOM FOR AN HOUR SO TERRIFIED AND I HEARD THE 380 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,647 DOOR GO, SHUT, AND IT WENT AND I GOT THE BIBLE. 381 00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:46,485 I GOT A CHILDREN'S BIBLE AND I OPENED IT ON THE BED AND I LAY 382 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:52,925 ON THE BED AND DAD CAME IN AND I WENT OH HEY, DAD. 383 00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:53,592 >> SO GOOD. 384 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:54,826 I DIDN'T HAVE A BIBLE AROUND. 385 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:58,030 >> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, WERE YOUR PARENTS VERY HANDS ON WHAT 386 00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,198 WAS IT LIKE IN YOUR HOUSE? 387 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,868 >> NO, WHEN MY MOM SAID WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD GETS HOME, WE 388 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,571 WAITED ABOUT 12 YEARS. 389 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,106 I SAID I'VE GOT SOME TIME. 390 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:11,777 BUT MY DAD SORT OF SPLIT WHEN I WAS FOUR. 391 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:15,881 BUT I NEVER-- IT'S HARD TO BE A SINGLE MOM BECAUSE THERE WERE 392 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,283 THREE BOYS AND WE WERE ALL LIKE IN ARIZONA. 393 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,518 AND SHE'S WORKING ALL THE TIME. 394 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,219 SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 395 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,622 BACK THEN IT WAS A LITTLE LOOSER. 396 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:27,159 AND SOMETIMES IF SHE COULDN'T FIND THE NEIGHBOR OR A SITTER WE 397 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:31,763 WOULD, IT SOUNDS BAD NOW BUT SHE WOULD DROP US AT THE END OF THE 398 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:36,435 DESERT WITH OUR GUNS AND THEN PICK US UP SEVEN MILES AWAY AT A 399 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:37,336 CHEVRON WHEN. 400 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:40,005 >> James: SEVEN MILES AWAY WELL A CHEVRON. 401 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,942 >> SO WE WOULD HAVE A LUNCH, EACH HAD A GUN, BULLETS AND BACK 402 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,278 TEEN IN CASE EVERYTHING WENT WRONG. 403 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,180 >> SOUNDS LIKE ITS GOOD OLD DAYS. 404 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,148 >> AND BY THE WAY, WHEN IT WORKED, IT'S GREAT. 405 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:50,849 >> James: ABSOLUTELY. 406 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,817 >> NEVER HAD A PROBLEM. 407 00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,720 SO IT WAS LIKE SHOOT RATTLESNAKE, DO WHATEVER. 408 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:58,790 AND THEN LOOKING BACK, THEY WOULDN'T DO THAT TODAY. 409 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:03,195 I MEAN THE WAY-- YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A HELICOPTER PARENT STRKS 410 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:04,363 JUST PROBABLY NOT A GREAT IDEA. 411 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:08,634 >> James: NOW JESSICA, WE GOT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR 412 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,803 BRILLIANT SNU SHOW CANDY, BASE ODD BE A TRUE STORY. 413 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,039 FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T CAUGHT T TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO 414 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,273 YOU PLAY. 415 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:20,245 >> OKAY, SO I PLAY THIS WOMAN NAMED CANDY MONTH GOM REE SET IN 416 00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:26,218 1980, WILEY TEXAS, SHE IS A SUBURBAN HOUSEWIFE GOD FEARING 417 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:29,621 PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY, BELOVED BY EVERYONE, COUPLE KIDS, GREAT 418 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:34,860 MARRIAGE OR SEEMINGLY SO, NORMAL PERSON AND ONE MORNING AT 10 419 00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:39,998 A.M. ON A FRIDAY SHE COMMITS A HORRIFIC ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST 420 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:43,035 ONE OF HER GOOD FRIENDS. 421 00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:46,338 AND THEN GOES THROUGH THE WHOLE SITUATION IN THE COURTS AND HAS 422 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,373 A CRAZY OUTCOME. 423 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,878 SO IT IS A FASCINATING TRUE STORY WITH COMPLEX FEMALE 424 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:54,646 CHARACTERS AND IT WAS EXCITING. 425 00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:55,580 I REALLY LOVED SHOW. 426 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,049 >> IS IT A FIVE PART SNER. 427 00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:59,117 >> YEAH, A FIVE EPISODES. 428 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,386 >> I'M SORRY, LOOK WHAT I KNOW. 429 00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:02,120 >> LIMITEDDED. 430 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:03,255 >> FANCY PANTS. 431 00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:05,757 >> James: A FIVE PARTER THAT IS STRIPPED ACROSS THE WEEK, 432 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,393 EACH EPISODE DROPS ON THE DAY WHICH I REALLY, REALLY LOVE THAT 433 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:12,297 THEY HAVE DONE T THIS SLOW IS BRILLIANT, LET'S LOOK AT A CLIP 434 00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,366 FROM CANDY STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HULU. 435 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:32,217 >> IT'S BEEN A LARD WEEK. 436 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:37,289 >> THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 437 00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:41,593 >> WAY. 438 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,662 >> OKAY. 439 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,832 >> James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME 440 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:47,399 BACK, EVERYBODY. 441 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:07,919 >> WELCOME BACK, JESSICA BIEL AND DAVID SPADE ARE HERE, DAVID 442 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:13,325 YOU'RE BRILLIANT NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL IS CALLED NOTHING 443 00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:13,625 PERSONAL. 444 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:14,760 >> YEAH. 445 00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:17,362 >> James: WE THOUGHT WE WOULD PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED 446 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:23,702 SOMETHING PERSONAL OKAY, THE WAY THIS WORKS IS 447 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:25,670 SIMPLE. 448 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:33,445 THESE THREE FINE PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING 449 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:34,646 PERSONAL ABOUT THEMSELVES. 450 00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:37,682 TWO OF THEM ARE LYING, AND ONE OF THEM IS TELLING THE TRUTH. 451 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:41,486 HAVING BRIEFLY CROSS-EXAMINED THEM, IT'S GOING TO BE YOUR JOB 452 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:45,690 TO WORK OUT WHO IS TELLING THE TRUTH. 453 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:48,927 LET'S' HEAR WHAT EACH OF THEM HAVE HAS TO TELL YOU. 454 00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:53,398 LET'S START WITH YOU, MOLLY. 455 00:23:53,465 --> 00:24:01,506 >> HI, I'M MOLLY, AND I ONCE DURING A JOB INTERVIEW PEED 456 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:05,677 MYSELF JESS ONCE DURING A YB CERTIFICATE INTERVIEW PEE DD HER 457 00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:06,878 SCEF. 458 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:11,917 >> HI, I'M ANDREW AND ONCE I MADE A MOWLD MUCH MY PENIS AS A 459 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:12,784 GIFT. 460 00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:15,787 >> THANK YOU, ANDREW AND FINALLY MELVIN. 461 00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:21,326 >> HI, I'M MELVIN AND I ONCE LOST MY UNCLE'S ASHES. 462 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:24,129 YOU LOST YOUR UNCLE'S ASHES, OKAY. 463 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:27,399 DAVID, YOUR FIRST THOUGHT, DAVID WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, IS 464 00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:29,601 THERE ANYONE YOU WANT TO QUESTION PARTICULARLY? 465 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:38,777 >> YOUNG MAN IN THE MIDDLE S THAT TURQUOISE? 466 00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:39,978 >> TELL US THE WHOLE STORY. 467 00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:44,049 >> I WAS IN A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP AND I WANTED TO GET 468 00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:51,156 HER A GIFT SO THAT, TO TAKE CARE OF HER NEEDS OR WHATEVER. 469 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:55,660 SO I BOUGHT A KIT THAT YOU COULD MOWLD TO MAKE OF YOURSELF THAT 470 00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:59,531 WAS LIKE A USABLE TOY. 471 00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:03,268 AND SO WHEN-- THE INSTRUCTIONS SAY THAT YOU NEEDED TO BE 472 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:03,869 AROUSED FOR 25 MINUTES. 473 00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:05,570 >> YOU ARE SERIOUS. 474 00:25:05,637 --> 00:25:09,875 >> FOR 25 MINUTES. 475 00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:12,143 >> IS THAT POSSIBLE? 476 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:16,514 >> NOT FOR ME, LIKE I'M GOOD BUT NOT THAT GOOD. 477 00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:18,216 >> CERAMIC, CLAY. 478 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:18,884 >> NO. 479 00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,051 >> WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT. 480 00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:26,925 >> IT WAS LIKE A COMPANY WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN BLEEP 481 00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:27,225 BLEEP. 482 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:27,926 >> OKAY. 483 00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:29,461 >> >> James: HOW MUCH DOES THIS 484 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:30,495 COST? 485 00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:33,865 >> IT WAS-- I GOT THE MORE EXPENSIVE ONE THERE ARE 486 00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:35,834 DIFFERENT MODELS. 487 00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:37,702 (LAUGHTER) >> WHAT IS. 488 00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:41,606 >> I GOT THE ONE THE EXPENSIVE ONES BECAUSE IT WAS BIGGER. 489 00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:44,676 >> I GOT THE MORE EXPENSIVE ONE BECAUSE I GUESS IT HAD BETTER 490 00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:47,712 MATERIALS LIKE COULD YOU MAKE IT IN DIFFERENT WAYS LIKE YOU COULD 491 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:48,513 ADD SPARKLES OR LIKE. 492 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:49,581 >> SO ST USABLE. 493 00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:51,650 >> SO IT IS USABLE. 494 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:52,851 >> James: SO IT IS A USABLE. 495 00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:53,451 >> USABLE. 496 00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:56,154 >> James: DID IT GET USED? 497 00:25:56,221 --> 00:26:00,158 >> IT ACTUALLY DIDN'T BECAUSE WE DIDN'T DOT INSTRUCTIONS 498 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,895 CORRECTLY IT KIND OF FELL APART. 499 00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:07,599 >> IT CRUMBLES. 500 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:11,036 >> YOUR WEINER DID OR-- TOO MUCH ON THIS GUY, WE HAVE TO SPREAD 501 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:12,270 IT AROUND. 502 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:15,874 >> TELL US YOUR STORY, TELL US ABOUT YOUR JOB INTERVIEW AND YOU 503 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:17,075 PEEED YOUR PANTS. 504 00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:18,777 >> IT WAS THE SUMMER AFTER I JUST MOVED HOME FROM COLLEGE AND 505 00:26:18,843 --> 00:26:21,880 I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB AND I WASN'T HAVING A LOT OF LUCK AND 506 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:25,317 MY MOM HAD MENTIONED TO SOME LADIES AT MY CHURCH GROUP, HE 507 00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:28,086 SAID OKAY I SET UP AN INFORMATIONAL MEETING WITH YOU, 508 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:33,158 FOR YOU TO GO HAVE LUNCH WITH THIS LADY TO I WENT TO 509 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:34,392 FRIENDLIES, LIKE A DINER. 510 00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:39,864 AND WE'RE HAVING OUR INTERVIEW AND CHATS AND CHATS AND I'M LIKE 511 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:43,068 POUNDING WATERS POUNDING WATERS AND AT SOME POINT I WAS LIKE I 512 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:45,236 REALLY HAVE TO PEE. 513 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:47,539 THIS LADY SAID SOMETHING FUNNY, AND WAY LAUGHING AND YOU KNOW 514 00:26:47,605 --> 00:26:51,242 WHEN YOU LAUGH AND LET A LITTLE BIT OF PEE OUT, AND I JUST 515 00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:55,981 LAUGHED AND LET A LOT OF A BIT OF PEE OUT AND WAS SITTING 516 00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:56,715 LIKE-- . 517 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:59,451 >> James: WHAT WERE YOU WEARING. 518 00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:00,752 >> WELL, I WAS GOING TO WEAR JEANS BECAUSE IT WAS JUST 519 00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:03,855 INFORMATIONAL AND MY MOM IS LIKE YOU CAN'T GO OUT OF THE HOUSE IN 520 00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:05,056 JEANS. 521 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:08,193 SO I WAS WEARING CHAKIES AND SITTING LIKE ON AN ACRYLIC, LIKE 522 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:15,867 A DINER BENCH SO IT IS NOT LIKE A FABRIC THAT MAYBE WOULD 523 00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:20,438 HELP-- LIKE-- . 524 00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:20,905 >> AND. 525 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:21,873 >> DID YOU GET IT. 526 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:25,043 >> I GOT AND TOOK THE JOB. 527 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:27,445 >> James: OH, WOW, ALL RIGHT. 528 00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:28,480 >> CHURCH LADY FOR YOU. 529 00:27:28,546 --> 00:27:31,516 >> James: MELVIN, TELL US ABOUT LOSING THE ASHES. 530 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:34,753 >> SO A FEW YEARS AGO MY UNCLE PASSED AWAY T WAS A LARD TIME 531 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:35,987 FOR THE FAMILY. 532 00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:39,891 AND WE HAD A SERVICE, AND FOR SOME REASON I WAS GIVEN THE TASK 533 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,926 TO HOLD THE ASHES. 534 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:46,731 NOT SURE WHY BUT HI THE ASHES AND THE WHOLE SERVICE VERY HAPPY 535 00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:49,801 ABOUT THAT, AND MY MOTHER HAD A PARTY FOR THE POST SERVICE PARTY 536 00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:52,904 AT HER HOUSE. 537 00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:55,907 I SAID LET ME GET THERE FIRST AND MAKE SURE ALL IS WELL AND 538 00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:57,108 GET THRERLEE. 539 00:27:57,175 --> 00:28:03,314 SO I GO TO THE HOUSE, GET THERE ITS EARN IS IN-- UNIS IN MY 540 00:28:03,381 --> 00:28:05,817 HANDS, GOING DOWN THE GARDEN, I'M CLUMSY, YOU KNOW, SO I 541 00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:09,888 TRIPPED, LOST MY BALANCE, AND THE ASHES JUST SPILLED 542 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:11,122 EVERYWHERE. 543 00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:14,859 ALL OVER THE GROUND, THEN THE WIND STARTED BLOWING, THE ASHES 544 00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:15,894 ROSE UP. 545 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,798 GOT IN MY FACE, GOT IN MY MOUTH, I AM LIKE OH LORD. 546 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:20,899 IT WAS HORRIBLE. 547 00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:22,100 WHAT DO I DO. 548 00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:27,305 YOU KNOW, AND IF DNED ON ME HIGH THA MY DAD SAY COOK, SO I GO 549 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,608 INSIDE THE HOUSE,K THE BACK OF THE HOUSE BY HIS GRILL, I OPENED 550 00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:37,115 THE GRILL, AND I POURED THE CARCOAL AND DIRT INTO THE UN. 551 00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:40,151 I KNOW, DON'T JUDGE ME, DON'T JUDGE ME. 552 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:44,789 >> James: SO WHEN THEY SCATTERED THE ASHES, IT WAS JUST 553 00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:47,425 CHARCOAL FROM YOUR DAD'S GRILL. 554 00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:48,126 >> THAT IS CORRECT. 555 00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:49,494 >> James: WOW. 556 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,462 OKAY. 557 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:51,329 ANY FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS YOU WANT TO KNOW HERE? 558 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,799 >> YOU HAVE EVER TOLD THAT STORY BEFORE? 559 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:58,803 >> MY COUSINS, ONLY HE KNOWS. 560 00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:00,605 >> UNTIL TODAY. 561 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:01,840 >> IF IT'S TRUE. 562 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,875 >> IT'S TRUE, YES. 563 00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:04,742 >> WELL, ALL THESE SOUND TRUE. 564 00:29:04,809 --> 00:29:05,844 >> James: THEY ALL SOUND TRUE. 565 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:06,444 >> THESE GUYS ARE GOOD. 566 00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:08,513 >> James: VERY, VERY GOOD. 567 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,982 >> I WOULD HIRE ALL OF YOU IN A SHOW, ABSOLUTELY. 568 00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:16,154 >> James: IT IS TIME TO MAKE A CHOICE, SO ONE OF THESE THREE IS 569 00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:17,388 TELLING THE TRUTH. 570 00:29:17,455 --> 00:29:21,893 IS IT MOLLY, IS IT ANDREW, OR IS IT MELVIN, WHAT DO YOU THINK. 571 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,630 >> I DON'T KNOW, OUR FIRST INSTINCT WAS THE WEINER BUT I 572 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:27,799 GUESS THAT WAS THE FIRST THING WE HEARD. 573 00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:32,137 I MEAN THE ASHES STORY IS ALSO, I JUST DON'T KNOW-- I 574 00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:35,073 JUST-- WOULD YOU TELL IT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION BECAUSE YOUR 575 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:37,709 WHOLE FAMILY IS GOING TO COME DOWN ON YOU. 576 00:29:37,775 --> 00:29:44,149 >> THEY DON'T WATCH THIS SHOW SO-- 577 00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:49,954 (LAUGHTER) >> WE HAVE TO MAKE A CALL. 578 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:51,122 >> WE HAVE TO PICK. 579 00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:55,260 >> James: NO, YOU'VE GOT TO PICK, IT IS UP TO YOU TWO, WHO 580 00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:59,030 IS TELLINGS THE TRUTH S IT MOLLY, ANDREW OR MELVIN, WHO IS 581 00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:00,031 GOING GOING TO BE. 582 00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:01,432 >> ANDREW, RIGHT. 583 00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:02,333 >> DO YOU THINK ANDREW. 584 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,135 >> WE'RE GOING ANDREW. 585 00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:14,445 >> WILL THE PERSON TELLING THE TRUTH PLEASE STEP FORWARD. 586 00:30:14,512 --> 00:30:21,886 >> James: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY INCEDABLE. THEY WERE GOOD. 587 00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:23,721 >> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RELATIONSHIP? 588 00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:27,158 >> ACTUALLY WE'RE MARRIED NOW SO-- . 589 00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:30,528 >> James: OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SOMETHING PERSONAL, WE'LL BE 590 00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:32,297 RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. 591 00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:48,379 >> I FLEW HERE ON A, I'M GOING TO SAY SOUTHWEST. 592 00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:54,986 >> SOUTHWEST IS KIND OF A CRUMBY AIRLINE, THEY, FIRST OF ALL, I 593 00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:57,288 HAVE FLOWN THEM FOR YEARS, YOU KNOW. 594 00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:00,391 BUT WHEN I GO IN THE TERMINAL, I'M NOT EVEN A QUARTER MILE AWAY 595 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:03,394 AND THEY ARE LIKE WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 596 00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:07,999 BEFORE YOU GET ON BOARD WE HAVE TO CLEAN THE AIRCRAFT. 597 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:11,536 IT A LITTLE ONE, FEBRUARY REZ, THEY GO-- ALL RIGHT, BRING THEM 598 00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:14,539 OPK BRING ON THE CATTLE AND IT IS LITERALLY EVERYONE, NUMBER 1 599 00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:18,843 THROUGH 1,000, THAT'S ME, YOU KNOW, LIKE ELECTRIC FOOTBALL, 600 00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:20,912 EVERYONE JUST SMASHING INTO EACH OTHER. 601 00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:35,960 THAT WAS A CLIP FROM DAVID SPADE NOTHING PENNAL, ON RIGHT NOW 602 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:37,228 CONGRATS, DAVID, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE 603 00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:38,296 SPECIAL. 604 00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:39,564 IN THE CLIP, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT AIRPLANE TRAVEL. 605 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:41,232 YOU'VE BEEN FLYING A LOT FOR THE TOUR-- DO PEOPLE LEAVE YOU ALONE 606 00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:48,973 AT THE AIRPORT? 607 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,111 THEY PRETTY MUCH LEAVE ME ALONE, THE MASKS HELPED A LITTLE BIT, 608 00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:56,881 IN THAT SPECIAL EVERYONE HAD A MASK, N95 SO IT WAS A LITTLE 609 00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:58,549 TOUGH BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY ARE LAUGHING EXCEPT 610 00:31:58,616 --> 00:32:02,854 NOW AND THEN WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO GET AIR THEY GO-- AND 611 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,256 I GO OH THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE BACK, USE THOO. 612 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:08,459 BUT WHEN WE GOT ON THE PLANE, AND GOES ON THE ROAD, YOU KNOW 613 00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:11,095 WHAT IN IS, SOMETHING YOU MIGHT RUN INTO THIS, SOMETIMES PEOPLE, 614 00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:16,934 THERE IS OBVIOUSLY PEOPLE WANT SELFIES AND ALL THIS STUFF, THAT 615 00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:21,506 IS FINE, FANS ARE GREAT, BUT THE ONES THAT AREN'T FANS, THEY GET 616 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:22,707 INTO SOME AIRPORTS, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS. 617 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:26,044 SO YOU ARE JUST WALKING BY STARBUCKSS DAVID, DAVID. 618 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,346 OH NO, INSIDE? 619 00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:32,450 >> AND I DON'T LIKE THAT THEY HAVE MY ITINERARY, YOU KNOW WHAT 620 00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:35,219 I MEAN STAWCIALTION AWKWARD WHERE I GO ALL RIGHT, I WILL 621 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:39,057 SIGN ONE, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT FANS, THEY JUST-- BIG FAN, NO, 622 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:42,193 AND ALL THESE THINGS STAP ELED AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PEN FOR 623 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:45,697 EACH ONE, THEY ARE ALL PRO, THEY DON'T WANT THEIR NAME ON IT I 624 00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:49,000 START DOING IT AND THEY SCREAM TO DO MORE, I GO GUISE, THESE 625 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:53,471 ARE WHAT, $7 EACH ON eBAY, LET'S HE BE HONEST T IS 12 IN 626 00:32:53,538 --> 00:32:56,174 GAS TO THE GET TO THE AIRPORT, WHAT ARE WE DOING. 627 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,408 THE. 628 00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,277 >> THE MATH OF THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT AND THEN THEY GET MAD AND 629 00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:03,748 THEY FOLLOW YOU TO THE LUGGAGE AND FOLLOW YOU TO YOUR CAR AND 630 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,183 RACE TO THE HOT TOLL BEAT YOU. 631 00:33:05,249 --> 00:33:09,053 AND I'M LIKE WHAT IS THIS, SURPRISE, SAME IDIOTS, I KNOW 632 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,755 WHO YOU ARE. 633 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,356 WHY DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM. 634 00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:13,725 SO I DON'T LIKE THAT PART. 635 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:16,661 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, THE ROAD IS FUN. 636 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:17,762 GREAT CROWDS. 637 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,798 BIG THEATER TOUR, AND IT HAS BEEN REALLY FUN TO GET OUT 638 00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:21,232 THERE. 639 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:22,867 AND DO IT. 640 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:25,703 >> James: REGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUESTS. 641 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:29,140 >> Reggie: YES, I DO, JAMES, TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO ALL 642 00:33:29,207 --> 00:33:32,043 OF OUR GUESTS HERE THIS EVENING. 643 00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:35,480 SOME OF YOU GUYS KNOW THERE SAY DIFFERENT TEMPERATURE FLUBBING 644 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:40,284 YAITION DEPENDING ON ELEVATION WHERE YOU LIVE WHAT IS YOUR 645 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:41,552 FAVORITE ELEVATION. 646 00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:45,289 >> THAT SAY REALLY GOOD ONE, I'M FROM MILE HIGH STATE SO I AM ALL 647 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:51,863 ABOUT ELEVATION AND I CURRENTLY LIVE AT ABOUT 6900 FEET. 648 00:33:51,929 --> 00:33:57,969 SO I LIKE THAT. 649 00:33:58,035 --> 00:34:03,441 >> 69-- HAVE I A LEGAL, I'M OKAY WITH SEA LEVEL, I'M OLD SCHOOL. 650 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,476 >> James: GOOD AT SEA LEVEL. 651 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,245 >> THOSE ARE CORRECT ANSWERS. 652 00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:10,114 >> James: THEY ARE BOTH ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. 653 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:15,019 PLEASE THANK JESSICA BIEL, DAVID SPADE, BAS TEEL ARE HERE WHEN WE 654 00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:15,586 COME-- BASTILLE ARE HERE WHEN WE COME BACK. 655 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,935 >> James: WELCOME BACK, HERE PERFORM 656 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:32,203 HERE PERFORMING THE TITLE TRACK FROM THEIR CHART-TOPPING ALBUM, 657 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,304 "GIVE ME THE FUTURE," WHICH IS OUT NOW, PLEASE WELCOME 658 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:38,409 BASTILLE! 659 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,378 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 660 00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:48,953 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 661 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:53,958 ♪ I GOT TWO OPEN EYES NOW I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE 662 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:58,196 ♪ HAPPY IN MY SECOND LIFE HEADSET ON 663 00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:05,470 ♪ I COULD BE ANYTHING LET ME BE YOUR MIDAS KING 664 00:35:05,536 --> 00:35:08,506 ♪ THINK OF ALL THE JOY I'D BRING TOUCHING EVERYTHING 665 00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:10,174 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN 666 00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:14,178 TRYNA CATCH A FEVER DREAM ♪ IN THE DESERT 667 00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:16,514 GIVE ME DEEP BLUE SEA ♪ WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT 668 00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:19,784 THE THINGS WE'VE SEEN ♪ PLUG ME IN 669 00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:23,955 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ SO GIVE ME THE FUTURE 670 00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:29,961 IT'S GOLDEN AND BRIGHT ♪ CATCH A FEVER DREAM 671 00:35:30,027 --> 00:35:34,165 IN THE FLASH OF THE LIGHTS ♪ NOW NOTHING IS CERTAIN 672 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:41,973 AND THE SONG ISN'T DONE ♪ BUT NEW MELODIES 673 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:46,177 RISE UP WITH THE SUN ♪ GIVE ME THE FUTURE 674 00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:48,412 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ SUDDENLY FOUND MY FEET 675 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:54,151 DREAMING OF ELECTRIC SHEEP ♪ JUST A LITTLE SPACE TO BREATHE 676 00:35:54,218 --> 00:35:57,255 FEELING JOY SERENE ♪ ♪ ♪ 677 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:59,957 ♪ I'VE BEEN TRYNA CATCH A FEVER DREAM 678 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:02,560 ♪ IN THE DESERT GIVE ME DEEP BLUE SEA 679 00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:05,963 ♪ WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT THE THINGS WE'VE SEEN 680 00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:09,767 ♪ PLUG ME IN ♪ ♪ ♪ 681 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:14,171 ♪ SO GIVE ME THE FUTURE IT'S GOLDEN AND BRIGHT 682 00:36:14,238 --> 00:36:21,612 ♪ CATCH A FEVER DREAM IN THE FLASH OF THE LIGHTS 683 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:26,183 ♪ NOW NOTHING IS CERTAIN AND THE SONG ISN'T DONE 684 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:29,954 ♪ BUT NEW MELODIES RISE UP WITH THE SUN 685 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:33,891 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I TASTED 686 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:41,332 ENDLESS LOVE THAT TAKES CONTROL ♪ ENDLESS LOVE AND I WANTED MORE 687 00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:45,102 SO GIVE ME THE FUTURE ♪ I TASTED 688 00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:47,972 ENDLESS LOVE THAT TAKES CONTROL ♪ ENDLESS LOVE AND I WANTED MORE 689 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:53,978 JUST GIVE ME THE FUTURE ♪ ♪ ♪ 690 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:58,182 ♪ WHY WOULD WE LEAVE? 691 00:36:58,249 --> 00:36:59,951 WHY WOULD WE LEAVE? 692 00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:03,054 ♪ MILES AND MILES OF FAKE BEAUTY 693 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:09,360 ♪ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU IT'S GOOD FOR ME 694 00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:10,161 ♪ WHY WOULD WE LEAVE? 695 00:37:10,227 --> 00:37:17,969 WHY WOULD WE LEAVE, UH ♪ ♪ ♪ 696 00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:22,173 ♪ SO GIVE ME THE FUTURE IT'S GOLDEN AND BRIGHT 697 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:29,180 ♪ CATCH A FEVER DREAM IN THE FLASH OF THE LIGHTS 698 00:37:29,246 --> 00:37:34,185 ♪ NOW NOTHING IS CERTAIN AND THE SONG ISN'T DONE 699 00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:37,788 ♪ BUT NEW MELODIES RISE UP WITH THE SUN 700 00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:41,525 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I TASTED 701 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:47,965 ENDLESS LOVE THAT TAKES CONTROL ♪ ENDLESS LOVE AND I WANTED MORE 702 00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:50,334 SO GIVE ME THE FUTURE ♪ I TASTED 703 00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:58,209 ENDLESS LOVE THAT TAKES CONTROL ♪ ENDLESS LOVE AND I WANTED MORE 704 00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:02,179 CATCH A FEVER DREAM ♪ IN THE FLASH OF THE LIGHTS 705 00:38:02,246 --> 00:38:07,051 ♪ ♪ ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 706 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:07,952 >> James: BASTILLE, EVERYONE! 707 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:10,154 YOU CAN CATCH THEM ON TOUR STARTING MAY 14. 708 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:12,223 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 709 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,342 >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH TO FOR WATCHING. 710 00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:32,643 TOMORROW NIGHT, NIECY NASH AND PAUL DOWNS WILL BE HERE, AND 711 00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:35,379 WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM SMASHING PUMPKINS. 712 00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:37,448 WE ARE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN, REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.