♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW-OH-OH THE LATE LATE SHOW WOO!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW-OH-HO THE LATE LATE SHOW-OH-OH!
James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO
"THE LATE LATE SHOW." HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE. LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS ON THE
SHOW TONIGHT. HE'S A TALENTED ACTOR YOU KNOW
FROM "BIG LITTLE LIES," "PARKS AND RECREATION," AND "PARTY
DOWN," THE ALWAYS HANDSOME, ADAM SCOTT!
THERE HE IS. >> HEY JAMES.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU, FRIEND. >> I'M DOING WELL, HOW ABOUT
YOU. >> James: YOU LOOK WELL, YOU
LOOK WELL. I ENJOY THIS COLOR PALETTE ON
ADAM SCOTT. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> James: THERE IS A GOOD ADAM SCOTT PALETTE.
>> OKAY, I WILL WRITE THAT DOWN. >> James: YOU SHOULD.
WRITE IT DUN RIGHT NOW, WE'LL SEE YOU BACK OUT HERE.
ADAM SCOTT, EVERYBODY. HE'S A WRITER AND DIRECTOR FROM
NORWAY WHO IS NOMINATED FOR TWO ACADEMY AWARDS FOR HIS
INCREDIBLE FILM "THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD," MAKING HIS
AMERICAN TALK SHOW DEBUT, THE FANTASTIC, JOACHIM TRIER!
>> HEY, JOACHIM, HOW ARE YOU. >> I'M VERY GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: I'M SO WELL, SO HONORED TO MEET YOU.
>> LIKEWISE, IT IS A BLAST. I'M FROM NORWAY, IT IS SNOWING
AND I'M OUT IN L.A. DOING THIS. I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
>> James: WELL, NEITHER ARE WE.
WE ARE THRILLED THAT YOU ARE HERE, JOACHIM TRIER, EVERYBODY.
AND YOU LUCKY DEVIL, SHE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST COMEDIANS YOU
WILL EVER GET TO SEE, YOU KNW HER FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
AND LADY DYNAMITE, LATER SHE WILL BE PERFORMING HERE FOR ALL
OF US TONIGHT, THE ABSOLUTELY EXCEPTIONAL MARIA BAMFORD IS ON
THE SHOW TONIGHT. MARIA, HOW ARE YOU?
>> OH, HELLO. >> HI ARE THESE FREE.
>> James: ST ALL FREE, TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT IN THERE,
MARIA. MARIA BAM FORD, EVERYBODY.
HEY, GUYS, LONGER DAYS ARE COMING, GUYS.
WE'RE "SPRINGING FORWARD" THIS WEEKEND, SO DON'T FORGET TO SET
YOUR CLOCKS AHEAD. WAIT, DO WE EVEN HAVE TO SAY
THAT ANYMORE? WHAT'S THE POINT.
OUR PHONES AUTOMATICALLY CHANGE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
FOLKS AUTOMATICALLY DP THERE, IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE'S
APARTMENT HAS A WALL OF CUCKOO CLOCKS.
A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.
WHERE GO YOU FALL ON IT. >> WHATEVER, IT IS A LITTLE
SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE OF MARCH WHERE YOU ARE LIKE OH, ALL
RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT'S FINE.
>> James: I WILL MISS THE HOUR, BUT I DO LIKE IF A LITTLE
LEITNER THE EVENING. >> IT'S GREAT.
>> James: THAT IS THE TRUTH, I JUST NOTICED T-SHIRTS. AND IT
HAS TAKEN MOVE THE WIRE THERE, PETE T SAYS I THINK, THEREFORE
I'M HORNY. [APPLAUSE].
>> James: SEE WHAT HE IS DOING FOR THE CREW, SCOTTY, STILL
NOTHING. LOOK, SPEAKING OF TIME, WE CAN
DELAY TIME NO LONGER BECAUSE IT'S THAT TIME.
IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS. HIGH-LEVEL TALKS BETWEEN RUSSIA
AND UKRAINE TOOK PLACE TODAY BUT ACCORDING TO REPORTS, THEY
ENDED WITH NO BREAKTHROUGHS. THEY MET IN TURKEY. IT'S JUST
NICE TO SEE RUSSIA GOING SOMEWHERE THEY'RE ACTUALLY
INVITED. I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HOW STRANGE
THESE MEETINGS MUST BE. IT'D BE LIKE TRYING TO HAVE A
CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE WHO'S ACTIVELY SETTING YOUR HOUSE ON
FIRE. DO THEY GET THERE AND THERE IS
SMALL TALK, THAT RUSSELL WILSON TRADE IS
CRAZY. ANYWAYS, WOULD LOVE IT IF WE COULD PUMP THE BRAKES ON THE
WHOLE 'INVASION THINGY.'" MOVING ON, NEW LABOR DEPARTMENT
NUMBERS RELEASED THIS MORNING SHOW THAT INFLATION INCREASED
NEARLY 8% OVER THE PAST YEAR, THE SHARPEST SPIKE SINCE 1982.
I CAME TO AMERICA TO TELL JOKES AND DANCE.
SING IN SING IN A CAR. NOBODY TOLD ME I'D HAVE TO
BECOME AN EXPERT ON KEY MACRO-ECONOMIC INDICATORS.
INFLATION IS A REAL PROBLEM. AND THE WORST THING ABOUT IT IS
THAT, UNLIKE COVID, IT WILL NOT GET YOU OUT OF A DINNER PARTY.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM. LIKE OH, FRIDAY, INFLATION.
I HAVE GOT TO-- AN ABUNDANCE OF INFLATION, I WILL HAVE TO CAN
EL. THE T.S.A. ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT
THEY ARE EXTENDING ITS MASK MANDATE FOR PLANES AND PUBLIC
TRANSPORTATION UNTIL APRIL EIGHTEENTH, WHICH IS A MONTH
LONGER THAN PLANNED. ALTHOUGH SPIRIT AIRLINES
CONTINUES TO STAND FIRM ON ITS POLICY OF "NO SHIRT, NO SHOES,
NO PROBLEM." THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THE
I KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN, IT WILL END UP WITH AIRLINES CHARGES US
A FEE TO GO MASKLESS. THAT IS WHAT THEY WILL DO.
AND THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF BITTER IN-FIGHTING WITHIN THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY LATELY, SO FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS, HOUSE
DEMOCRATS WILL BE AT A TEAM-BUILDING RETREAT IN
PHILADELPHIA. SPRING BREAK, WOOOOOO!
PROGRESSIVES AND MODERATES ARE AT ODDS OVER FUNDAMENTAL
DIFFERENCES. BUT HOPEFULLY THEY CAN SMOOTH THIS WHOLE THING OUT
WITH A GOOD KARAOKE DUET OF "DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'."
THEY'RE IN PHILLY. PERSONALLY, I THINK THIS IS
GREAT. I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER PLACE
TO FOSTER UNITY THAN IN THE CITY WHOSE FOOTBALL FANS FAMOUSLY
BOOED SANTA CLAUS AS THEY PELTED HIM WITH SNOWBALLS.
NOT ON TOPIC DID YOU DO SOMETHING NEW TO YOUR HAIR.
>> James: YEAH, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
>> IT LOOKS FANTASTIC, IT LOOKS GREAT.
>> Reggie: YOU LOOK GREAT. >> James: FROM THE FRONT.
>> YEAH. >> Reggie: YOU LOOK GOOD WITH
A BOLO. >> James: WITH A BOLO, I
SHOULD HAVE A BOLO TIE. >> Reggie: YEAH, WITH THAT
HAIR. >> James: LET'S GO ONE STEP AT
A TIME, SHALL WE? IS IT HIGHER THAN NORMAL.
>> YOUNG PATRICK SWAZY VIBES OVER HERE.
>> James: LOTS OF PEOPLE SAYING THAT.
>> YEAH >> James: AND DID EVERYBODY HEAR
ABOUT THIS? SHORTLY AFTER DONALD TRUMP'S
PRIVATE JET WAS FORCED TO LAND THE OTHER DAY DUE TO ENGINE
FAILURE, HIS POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE SENT OUT AN EMAIL
ASKING FOR CASH TO FUND A NEW AIRPLANE.
AN AIRPLANE TRUMP IS CALLING "TRUMP FORCE ONE."
HE'S BEGGING PEOPLE FOR CASH SO HE CAN GET A NEW AIRPLANE.
YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER LEGITIMATE BILLIONAIRES
DO. WHO WOULD SEND MONEY, LIKE IF
YOU DEN-- IF YOU GET SCAMMED BY DONALD TRUMP AT THIS POINT,
THAT'S ON YOU, RIGHT? YOU KNOW, THIS IS GOING TO TURN
OUT, TRUMP FORCE ONE IS GOING TO BE A
HONDA ACCORD, WITH CARDBOARD WINGS GLUED TO IT.
AND THIS IS EXCITING, SPRING BREAK IS BACK!
WITH MASK RESTRICTIONS LIFTED AND COVID NUMBERS WAY DOWN, OVER
HALF A MILLION SPRING BREAKERS ARE EXPECTED TO HEAD TO FLORIDA
STARTING THIS WEEK. ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR, IT'S
FLORIDA. THERE WERE NEVER ANY COVID RULES
THERE ANYWAY. BUT THIS IS GREAT, SPRING BREAK
IS BACK, COVID IS DOWN! NOW THE ONLY THINGS TO WORRY
ABOUT ARE SUNBURN, ALCOHOL POISONING, FOOD POISONING,
FALLING OFF A PONTOON BOAT, AND GONORRHEA.
DID YOU GO TO FLORIDA ON SPRING BREAK, ANYONE HERE GO TO FLORIDA
ON SPRING BREAK? >> WHOOO!
[APPLAUSE]. >> James: I FEEL LIKE YOU
WENT, PETE, AND EMOTIONALLY YOU NEVER RETURNED.
>> James: AND THERE'S AN UNUSUAL DEBATE CAPTIVATING THE
INTERNET'S ATTENTION RIGHT NOW. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS?
PEOPLE ARE SPLIT ON A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION POSED IN
A VIRAL TWITTER POLL, ARE THERE MORE DOORS OR WHEELS IN THE
WORLD? ARE WE SURE REGGIE DIDN'T ASK
THIS ON SHOW 649? 46% VOTED FOR DOORS, WHILE 54%
VOTED FOR WHEELS. I DON'T WANT TO CONFUSE THINGS
ANY MORE THAN THEY ALREADY ARE BUT, CAN A REVOLVING DOOR COUNT
AS BOTH? WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT THIS, WE
STARTED TALKING ABOUT THIS ON A ZOOM EARLIER.
AND I WOULD SAY IT RAMPED WITHIN FOUR SECONDS.
WHERE DO YOU STAND. >> DOORS, IT'S DOORS AND IT'S
NOT EVEN CLOSE. >> James: I AGREE.
>> 100 PERCENT DOOR Z. >> James: I THINK.
>> HUNDRED PERCENT WHEELS. >> James: EVERYONE IN THE ROOM
WHO THINK THERE ARE MORE DOORS IN THE WORLD?
OKAY. AND WHO THINKS THERE ARE PLOR
WHEELS? >> YEAH.
>> James: OKAY. THERE'S NO WAY THERE IS MORE
WHEELS, THERE IS NO WAY THERE IS MORE WHEELS, WHY IS THERE MORE
WHEELS. >> WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF A
WHEEL. >> James: A WHEEL, THINGS THAT
ARE WHEELED, THAT ARE DRIVEN ON, JARED, HIT ME, YOU LOOK
PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS. >> FOR EVERY DOOR, A DOOR
CONSTITUTES THAT THERE HAS TO BE A ROOM, SO FOR EVERY ROOM THAT
MEAN THERE SAY CEILING, I FLOOR AND FOUR WALLS WHEREAS WHEEL INS
ARE THREE WHEELS RIGHT THERE FOUR WHEELS RIGHT THERE, THERE
HAS TO BE MORE WHEELS. >> Reggie: AGREED.
>> THANK YOU. >> AGREED.
>> James. >> I LIKE THAT.
>> James:-- JUST WENT. EVERY.
>> EVERY CUP BOARD HAS A DOOR. >> James: THAT'S A DOOR.
>> EVERY CLOSET HAS A DOOR. >> James: CLOSET DOOR.
>> WE'RE IN A WHEEL RICH VIMENT. >> NOT EVERY CLOSET, NOT EVERY
CLOSET, THEY HAVE WHEELS, SOME ROLL ON WHEELS.
>> MOST CLOSETS. MOSES CLOSETS.
>> James: AVA WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> EVERY HUMAN HAS TO-- LIKE LIVE WITH DOORS, AND YOU DO NOT
HAVE TO LIVE WITH WHEELS, SO JUST FROM A HUMAN PERSPECTIVE WE
RELY ON DOORS WAY MORE THAN WHEELS.
>> James: BUT THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION, ARE THERE MORE DOORS.
>> OUR DISTANCE REQUIRES MORE DOORS THAN WHEELS.
>> James: BECAUSE YOU COULD SAY, SOMEONE WOULD SAY A CAR HAS
GOT FOUR WHEELS YEAH, BUT A CAR HAS ALSO GOT FOUR DOORS.
>> NOT ALL OF THEM. >> YEAH, BUT NOT ALL.
>> SOME CARPS HAVE SPARE WHEELS. >> BUT WHEN YOU GO INTO A
BUILDING AND THERE'S LIKE 700 DOOR INS IT.
>> THERE ARE NO WHEELS IN THAT BUILDING.
>> BUT THERE IS A PARKING DAR AGE OUTSIDE OF IT WITH A TON OF
CARS WITH A LOT OF WHEELS ON IT. >> GUESS WHAT, ROB, I WALKED
THERE, HOW DID I WALK THERE, I LEFT THE HOUSE OUT OF A DOOR,
WENT OUT MY BEDROOM INTO MY BATHROOM OUT THE FRONT DOOR,
WALKED DOWN, I WILL PICK UP A NEWSPAPER, I WILL GO THROUGH
THIS DOOR, GET A NEWSPAPER, I ONE SIDE I WILL GO THROUGH THAT
DOOR GET TO THE BUILDING AND GO TO ANOTHER 85 DOORS TO GET TO MY
OFFICE. HAVE I NOT TOUCH AID WHEEL!
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY, PETE? >> YOU'RE SITTING ON FIVE
WHEELS. >> ACTUALLY TECHNICALLY EACH LEG
HAS TWO WHEELS, IT IS A TWO WHEEL CONFIGURATION PER LEG.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT.
LOOK AT ALL THE DOORS IN HERE, ROB.
LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT.
ONE, TWO, THREE, THAT'S-- THERE'S NOT A WHEEL
THIS THERE. THAT'S CHOCKED FULL OF DOORS.
OH, WHAT IS THAT, GOING TO CHINESE THEATER, HOW DO I GET IN
THERE THROUGH THESE WHEELS, NO THAT DOOR RIGHT THERE.
DOORS. DOORS,.
LOOK AT THAT. IT'S DOORS IN THERE, ROB.
I'M DONE WITH A A LOT OF YOU. >> Reggie: WHAT ABOUT MOTOR
HOMES, THEY'RE HOMES BUT THEY ALSO HAVE WHEELS.
>> James: YEAH, AND THOSE MOTORS HAVE GOT DOORS.
>> Reggie: YEAH, BUT MORE WHEELS THAN DOORS.
>> James: RIGHT. >> ALMOST EVERYTHING THAT
HAS-- . >> James: HANG ON A MINUTE,
GET OUT OF THE WAY, WATCH OUT. >> Reggie: OH, DAMN.
>> James: HANG ON, HANG ON, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE JOE
BEN WINSTON, FIRST TIME ON THE STUDIO FLOOR IN SIX YEARS.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO. HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS EVEN A DISCUSSION.
IN THE WORLD THERE ARE 4.5 BILLION BUILDING.
THERE ARE ONLY 1.5 BILLION CARS. AND OF THOSE 1.5 BILLION CARS,
THE MAJORITY OF THEM HAVE FOUR DOORS, THIS IS ABSURD.
AND ROB, I'M ASHAMED OF YOU. >> James: ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
NEXT. >> OKAY.
>> James: ARE THERE MORE LIZARDS OR BIRDS.
GO. >> BIRDS.
>> IT'S LIZARD YOU [BLEEP] MORON.
DAM IT. >> BIRDS, MAN.
>> James: AND FINALLY >> James: AND FINALLY, HIDDEN
VALLEY HAS CREATED A DIAMOND FROM THEIR RANCH DRESSING
SEASONING. IT'S TRUE, THEY HEATED THE RANCH
SEASONING TO OVER TWO THOUSAND DEGREES, THEN CRUSHED IT BENEATH
FOUR HUNDRED TONS OF PRESSURE, AND THEN FIVE MONTHS LATER THEY
GOT THIS: I MEAN, THAT'S ONE WAY TO MAKE
SURE YOUR FIANCEEEÉ CRIES WHEN YU PROPOSE.
ISN'T IT? THEY MADE AN ACTUAL DIAMOND OUT
OF HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH. WHICH REALLY MAKES YOU WONDER,
WHAT IS RANCH DRESSING? THEY EVEN MOUNTED THE DIAMOND ON
A BEAUTIFUL BAND, SO YOU COULD GIVE IT AS AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
IT'S THE PERFECT WAY TO SAY "I DO,
NOT EXPECT THIS RELATIONSHIP TO LAST."
AND THAT'S THE NEWS! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
>> THESE ARE GREAT SEATS, ALMOST COURT SIERD.
>> RIGHT BEHIND THE OPPOSING TEAM.
>> SINCE THEY WIPED THE FLOOR WITH US LAST TIME, ONLY TWO
MINUTES LEFT, WE GOT TO LET THEM KNOW WE'RE HERE.
>> HEY YOU GUYS. >> YOU GUYS PLAYING BASKETBALL,
YOU PLAYING. >> DID YOU GUYS EVEN STUFF YOUR
INJURIES HE IS STARCH YOUR JERSEY BEFORE THE GAME BECAUSE
THEY LOOK A LITTLE WRINKLED ASK YOU ASK ME.
>> NUMBER 26, RIGHT ON HIS FACE, HE IS THE BEST PLAY ARER, WE
HAVE TO GET IN HIS HEAD. >> NUMBER 26, HOW DOES THE FLOOR
TASTE. >> NUMBER 26, YOU CALL THAT A
JUMP SHOT, LOOKS MORE LIKE A CHUMP SHOT.
>> HEY, NUMBER 26, IF I WAS HOSTING A DINNER
>> James: HEY NUMBER 26, IF I WERE HOSTING A DINNER PARTY,
LET'S JUST SAY YOUR INVITATION MIGHT GET LOST IN THE MAIL!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M TRASH TALKING. >> YOU GOTTA BE HARSHER.
LIKE, I ASKED 26 HOW THE FLOOR TASTED.
AND THEN SHE CALLED HIM A CHUMP. >> YEAH, AND THEN YOU LOOSELY
IMPLIED YOU MIGHT NOT INVITE HIM TO A PARTY?
THAT'S NOT REALLY TRASH TALK. >> James: YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TO
MY PARTIES. THEY'RE EPIC.
>> NO, THEY ARE BUT MAYBE TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT IS MORE
AGGRESSIVE AND PERSONAL TO THROW HIM OFF.
>> James: MORE AGGRESSIVE AND PERSONAL.
GOT IT. >> HERE WATCH.
HEY 26, I'VE SEEN BETTER BALL HANDLING ON ONLY-FANS!
>> HEY 26, THAT LAST PLAY WAS THE SADDEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL
WEEK AND I JUST WATCHED THE FINALE OF "THIS IS US!"
>> HEY NUMBER 26, I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND STEAL YOUR DOG.
>> DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> James: WHAT? YOU SAID GET MORE AGGRESSIVE AND
PERSONAL. >> YOU CAN'T MAKE A PUBLIC
THREAT ON SOMEONE'S LIFE. >> James: I FEEL LIKE YOU
GUYS ARE GIVING ME MIXED SIGNALS.
>> NOT THAT PERSONAL, OKAY? DIAL IT BACK.
>> James: FINE.
HEY NUMBER 26, I HOPE YOU LOSE...
>> WELL NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THE OTHER-—
>> James: ...YOUR HOUSE IN A BRUSH FIRE! UP TOP!
>> THAT IS NOT COOL, MAN. >> James: YOU SAID LESS
PERSONAL! FIRE DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE.
[ WHISTLE ] I THINK HIS TRASH TALK IS
WORKING. >> James: SEE?
AND THERE'S ONLY TEN SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME.
>> LET'S GO EXTRA HARD. HEY 26, WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING THE
UGLIEST PERSON IN NORTH AMERICA?!
>> IS 26 YOUR JERSEY NUMBER OR YOUR MOM'S HOURLY RATE?!
>> James: HEY 26, YOU ARE A BURDEN TO EVERYONE YOU LOVE!
[ BUZZER ] THEY WON!
>> James: LOOK, HE'S WALKING BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM IN
SHAME. >> YEAH, YOU BETTER KEEP
WALKING, LOSER. >> James: GREAT GAME!
WE ARE SO PROUD TO BE YOUR PARENTS.
>> WHO WANTS TO GO GET SOME
ICE CREAM?! >> James: JENNIFER GARNER AND
GREG KINNEAR EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WELCOME BACK, LET'S MEET OUR GUEST, HE STARS IN SEVERANCE,
PLEASE WE COME ADAM SCOTT. AN IS DIRECT THE WORSE PERSON IN
THE WORLD, PLEASE WELCOME JOACHIM TRIER.
>> Reggie: HEAR WE G IT STARTS NOW.
>> James: AND HERE WE ARE, LOOK AT US, JOACHIM, FIRST
AMERICAN LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW, HOW IS THE EXPERIENCE SO FAR,
ARE YOU ENJOYING IT. >> SO FAR, SO GOOD, THERE WAS A
GREEN ROOM, EVERYTHING WAS TIDDY, CAN I REPORT.
VERY IMPRESSED, COMING FROM NORWAY, AND I LIKE THINGS CLEAN,
VERY IMPRESSED SO FAR. >> James: WE TRIED OUR BEST,
WE REALLY DID YOU A FULL, WE WERE HERE UNTIL MIDNIGHT, ALL OF
US, THE BAND, CLEANING ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
>> THANK YOU. >> James: NOW IT'S AWARD SEE
SORNTION ARE YOU NOMINATED, CON GRATED LATES FOR TWO OSCARS,
BEST INTERNATIONAL FEATURE, BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY.
NOW YOU WENT TO THE OSCARS LUNCHEON THE OTHER DAY WHERE ALL
OF THE NOMINEES, ANYONE NOMINATED GOES FOR LUNCH.
HOW WAS THAT GROUP, WHO DID YOU MEET?
>> IT WAS AWESOME. I MEAN YOU KNOW, I GREW UP IN
NORWAY, A BIT OF A NORTHERN SUBURBS OF EUROPE AND THERE I
WAS AND I MEET PEOPLE LIKE-- AND ESCHSON, ADMIRED FOR YEARS, I
TALKED TO HIM, HE SAID LISTEN, YOU HAVE TO MEET SOMEONE AND HE
STAKE TAKES ME OVER TO STEVEN SPIELBERG WITH HIS FAMILY, HAS
SEEN OUR FIM AND SAID HE ENJOYED IT, COULDN'T BE BETTER.
>> James: CONGRATULATIONS, WHAT A GREAT EXPERIENCE TO BE
HAVING. >> THANK YOU.
>> James: ADD AND, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN HERE ON THE SHOW IN
AWHILE. WE HAVE MISSED YOU. BUT I DO,
LUCKILY FOR ME GET TO DRIVE PASSED YOU EVERY DAY.
I DRIVE PASS THIS EVERY DAY. >> SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> James: HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU SEE YOURSELF, I MEAN IT IS
REALLY ONLY YOU, HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU SEE YOURSELF ON A
BILLBOARD. >> IT'S WEIRD.
AND YOU KNOW, RECENTLY I BRUT MY SON TO GET A HAIRCUT AND IT WAS
TIME, WHEN WE FINISHED IT WAS TIME TO GO HOME.
AND I TOOK THE LONG WAY AROUND, I WENT DOWN FAIR TAX FAX AND
WENT UP TO THE EDGE, RIGHT BY US, HE IS 15 YEARS OLD AND I
WANT ANY VALIDATION WHATSOEVER FROM HIM.
>> James: ANYTHING AT ALL. >> IT'S TOUGH.
>> AND WE DRIVE, WE START APPROACHING THE BILLBOARD, I'M
LIKE OH MY GOSH, LOOK, CHECK IT OUT, THIS IS CRAZY.
AND HE IS ON HIS PHONE AND NO JOKE, HE JUST GOES, THAT IS
WEIRD, YOU ARE UP THERE AND YOU ARE RIGHT THERE.
>> THAT WAS IT. >> James: I WOULD TAKE THAT.
>> I TOOK IT, I TOOK IT HAPPILY. >> James: BIG FOR 15 YEAR OLD,
JOACHIM THAT IS THE FIRST TIME ON AN AMERICAN TALK SHOW, YOU
STARTED OUT, YOU WERE ON THE CAMERA CREW FOR NORWEGIAN
ENTERTAINMENT SHOWS, WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
WHAT WAS THAT EXPERIENCE? >> YEAH, NO, THAT IS WHERE I MET
MY COWRITING THAT I AM NOW CONOMINATED WITH FOR THE
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS MY JOB.
I WAS A CABLE BASHER WHICH MEANS YOU KNOW I WALKED OUT OF LATE
NIGHT SHOWS, SO THE KASM RASS WOULDN'T DRIVE ACROSS THE CORD
AND GET STUCK. CRAZY TIMES BEING BEHIND THE
CAMERA ON LIVE TV. >> James: IT WAS LIVE.
>> YEAH, NO, LIVE ON SATURDAY NIGHT, USUALLY, THERE WAS A SHOW
WHERE THEY WOULD CALL UP WITH NORWAY T IS A SMALL COUNTRY SO
THEY WOULD DO THIS THING ABOUT PEOPLE COMING IN, SHOWING
INVENTIONS, AND MAYBE THE GOVERNMENT WOULD INVEST IN THOSE
INVENTIONS, BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD MADE, VERY SIM PATHETIC, YOU
KNOW, CERTAIN KEY SYSTEM FOR BLIND PEOPLE SO THEY REQUEST FIT
INTO, NICE THINGS, SUDDENLY ONE NIGHT THERE WAS THIS GIERKS THAT
CAME AROUND AND WE SWRAI PROBLEM IN NORWAY THAT ALONG THE TRAIN
TRACKS AROUND THE KRIRKS MOOSE GET STUCK AND GET RUN OVER BY
TRAINS, SO THIS GENTLEMAN CAME IN, I REMEMBER.
>> HUGE PROBLEM. >> YEAH, OF COURSE, TERRIBLE
PROBLEM. AND SO THIS GENTLEMEN CAME IN, AND HE HAD PUT WOLF ME
ON A SPRAY CAN AND CON DENSZED IT SO HE WOULD SPRAY ALONG THE
TRAIN TRACKS AND THE ELK, THE MOOSE WOULD STAY AWAY.
THE HOST OF THE SHOW TRIED TO BE FUNNY SOW JUST OH, LET'S SMELL
THIS THING. I WOULD WAS BEHIND THE CAM RAND
AT FIRST WAVE OF SMELL HIT ME AND I ALMOST VOMITED.
ALL THE CAMERA PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEIR EYES,
THEY HAD TO SMUGGLE ALL OF THE AUDIENCE OUT, OLD PEOPLE WERE
FALLING DOWN WITH HEART ATTACKS AND WE WERE TRYING TO PICK THEM
UP. >>
>> James: SO WHEN YOU WORKED AND A CREW WAS THERE EVER A TIME
WHEN YOU FELT COMFORTABLE ENOUGH IN THE ENVIRONMENT YOU WERE
WORKINGS TO WEAR A T-SHIRT THAT SAID, I THINK THEREFORE I'M
HORNEE? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE
SEEN PETE HERE. >> YEAH.
NOW ADAM, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BRILLIANT SHOW SEVERANCE,
INKRIDDABLE REVIEWS, PEOPLE ARE ABSOLUTELY LOVING THE SLOW.
FOR ANYONE O WHO HASN'T CAUGHT IT YET, EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS ABOUT
AND WHO YOU PLAY. >> SURE, THE SHOW TAKES PLACE IN
A WORLD WHERE IN IS A PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY THAT YOU CAN GET
INSERTED INTO YOUR BRAIN. WHERE AFTER YOU GET THIS
PROCEDURE DONE WHEN YOU GO TO WORK, YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU
ARE IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD. ONCE YOU CROSS THE THRESHHOLD OF
YOUR JOB, AUTOMATICALLY YOU FORGET ALL OF YOUR MEMORIES IN
THE OUTSIDE WORLD. WHEN YOU LEAVE WORK AND GO HOME,
CROSS THAT THRESHHOLD AGAIN, IT'S ACTIVATEDDED, YOU HAVE NO
MEMORIES OF WHAT YOU DID AT WORK.
YOU ARE ONLY IN YOUR OUTSIDE WORLD.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR JOB IS. SO YOU HAVE THESE TWO SEPARATE
LIVES SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON YOUR PERSONAL LIFE, ENJOY YOUR LIFE,
YOU CAN FOCUS ON YOUR JOB COMPLETELY AND JUST DO YOUR JOB
AS WELL AS POSSIBLE AND SO MY CHARACTER MARK HAS HAD THIS DONG
AND BECAUSE HE LOST HIS WIFE IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND HE IS JUST
TRYING TO ESCAPE THE PAIN OF THAT, BY SWITCHING OFF FOR TEN
HOURS A DAY OR WHATEVER, THAT IS KIND EVERYWHERE THE STORY
STARTS. >> IT IS A BILL YANT SHOW WITH
AN EXTRAORDINARY CAST, DIRECTED BY BEN STILLER, YOU WORKED WITH
CHRISTOPHER WALKER AND JOHN TURTURRO WHO ARE TWO OF
ANYBODY'S ABSOLUTE GREATS. WHAT WAS IT LIKE WORKING WITH
THEM? WHAT IS IT LIKE YOUR FIRST DAY?
ARE YOU NERVOUS? ARE YOU NERVOUS AROUND ACTORS
LIKE THAT? >> I WAS, CUZ YOU KNOW, WE HAD
BEEN WAITING MONTHS AND MONTHS TO START AND FINALLY MY FIRST
DAY WITH JOHN TURTURRO AND CHRISTOPHER WALKEN WAS IN FRONT
OF ME. IT WAS THE NEXT DAY.
AND I WAS-- I MEAN THESE ARE PROFOUND HEROES OF MINE.
>> James: YEAH. >> AND I'M SO EXCITED, I CAN'T
REALLY GET TO SLEEP. I FINALLY GET TO SLEEP AROUND 2
A.M., GETTING PICKED UP AT 5:30. NOT GOING TO GET MUCH SLEEP BUT
WHATEVER, IT IS GOING TO BE AN EXCITING DAY.
I NEED TO WAKE UP AT LET'S SAY 4:45 TO GET PICKED UP AT 5:30, I
WAKE UP AND IT'S 8 A.M. >> James: STOP.
>> I WAKE UP BECAUSE THEY'RE POUNDING ON MY DOOR.
SOMEONE HAS HAD THE TIME TO DRIVE FROM THE SET WHICH IS 40
MINUTE AS WAY TO COME DOWN TO MANUALLY WAKE ME UP. AND I'M
RUNNING AROUND MY APARTMENT, LIKE A NIGHTMARE.
>> James: YES. >> RUNNING AROUND MY APARTMENT,
GETTING STUFF, GETTING DRESSED, CRYING.
LIKE I AM TEN YEARS OLD AND I'M IN TROUBLE.
IT WAS THE WORST, THANKS. SERIOUSLY CUZ IT STILL GIVES
ME-- DPSH I'M STARTING TO SWEAT RIGHT NOW THINK BEING IT.
SO I GOT TO WORK. AND THIS BIG DAY I WAS EXCITED
FOR, THE FIRST THING I HAD TO DO WAS GO AND PERSONALLY APOLOGIZE
TO JOHN TURTURRO AND CHRISTOPHER WALKEN AND BEG THEIR-- THEY WERE
COOL AND EVERYTHING. >> James: YOUR FIRST DAY, YOU
ARE THREE WEEKS IN, PEOPLE KNOW IT IS NOT YOUR NATURE, THE FIRST
DAY. >> THIS GUY IS LIKE-- .
>> James: OH GOD, I WAS IN A PLAY IN NEW YORK ONCE WITH
THE-- BOYS AND I FELL ASLEEP BEHIND THE STAGE CUZ I WASN'T IN
THE FIRST SCENE. >> SURE.
>> James: OF ACT TWO AND ACT TWO WOULD ALWAYS START WITH THIS
VERY LOUD MUSIC THAT WOULD GO-- AND YOU COULD NEVER SLEEP
THROUGH IT. >> YEAH.
>> James: UNTIL I SLEPT THROUGH IT, AND I WOKE UP TO
HEAR SOMEONE ELSE SAYING MY LINES ON STAGE.
>> NO. >> James: BUT IT WASN'T DAY
ONE, THIS IS SHOW 420, AND I WENT LIKE THIS, I WENT-- AW
[BLEEP]. >> IT'S FINE.
>> James: THE SHOW IS BRILLIANT, YOU MADE IT THROUGH.
AND YOU ARE EXCEPTIONAL IN WHAT IS A BRILLIANT PIECE OF
TELEVISION. LET'S LOOK AT A CLIP FROM
SEVERANCE, AVAILABLE NOW ON APRIL TV PLUS WITH NEW EPISODES
EVERY FRIDAY. >> I JUST NOTICED YOU REMOVED
THE GROUP PHOTOS FROM THE DESK. >> YEAH, WE WILL TAKE THE NEW
ONES AT HAILIE'S PARTY TODAY. >> OH.
>> OKAY, THIS IS THE SIENNA FILE.
NOW ALL THE DATA YOU SEE FALLS INTO ONE OF FOUR ESSENTIAL
CATEGORIES, NOW WE GROUP EACH LINE OF CODE AND THEN SORT IT.
EVENLY BETWEEN FIVE DIGITAL BUCKETS.
>> JUST POKE AROUND FIRST. >> I DO THINK THE OLD PHOTOS ARE
SUPPOSED TO STAY ON THE DESK UNTIL THE NEW ONES COME IN.
>> James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME
BACK, EVERYBODY.
>> >> Reggie: I LOVE MY WHEELS,
MY WHEELS. >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM
"THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD," WHICH IS OUT NOW IN THEATERS,
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM T IS SO BRILLIANT, SO MANY PEOPLE ARE
LOVING THE FILM. I URGE ANYBODY TO SEEK IT OUT,
FIND IT, WATCH IT. TELL US ABOUT THE FILM AND HOW
YOU CAME UP WITH IT. >> IT IS BASICALLY MY
SCANDANAVIAN SLIGHTLY PERVERTEDDED VERSION OF A
ROMANTIC COMEDY, YOU KNOW, I GREW UP LIKE ONE COUNTRY FROM
THE SERIOUS IG MAR BERGNAN SO IT GETS RATHER MEL AN ALCOHOLIC BUT
IT IS A FILM ABOUT A YOUNG PERSON, JULYY TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT HER LOVE LIFE, HER IDENTITY, HER SENSE OF SELF REALLY AND IT
IS A LONG WINDING JOURNEY WHERE SHE ENGAGES WITH SEVERAL
CHARACTERS AND TRIES TO FIGURE OUT IN THE SCENE YOU JUST SAW
SHE JUST CRASHED A PARTY, A WEDDING PARTY AND MEETS A GUY
AND SAID I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP, I'M MORN OG NEWS AND SHE SAYS I
CAN'T CHEAT AND HE SAID I AM THE SAME AND THEY START THIS WHOLE
GAME OF LIKE WHAT COULD WE TELL EACH OTHER A DEEPLY-- WHAT IF WE
SMELL EACH OTHER'S ARMPITS, YOU KNOW, THEY DO THESE WEIRD THINGS
ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO DO. >> CAN I BIETD YOU, OR DOES HE
SAY CAN I BITE AND SHE BITES HIM.
>> SHE JUST BITES HIM. >> IT IS SO GOOD.
>> WELCOME TO NORWAY. BUT NOW YOU BOTH HAVE SOMETHING
IN COMMON. YOU BOTH HAVE A LOVE FOR THE
MOVIE BACK TO THE FUTURE. ADAM, WHAT IS IT ABOUT BACK TO
THE FUTURE, WHY DOES THIS FILM HAVE SCUCH A SPECIAL PLACE.
>> I FEEL LIKE AT THE SAGE TRK HIT US AT THE SAME TIME.
FOR ME IT WAS THE SUMMER BEFORE I STARTED MIDDLE SCHOOL.
AND I DECIDED YOU KNOW BEFORE YOU'RE STARTING A BIG STEP LIKE
MIDDLE SCHOOL, YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT LIKE HOW YOU ARE GOING TO
SHOW UP FOR THAT FIRST DAY. AND I DECIDED I WOULD SHAKE MY
ENTIRE IDENTITY AROUND MARLTY McFLY AFTER I SAW THAT MOVIE.
SO I GOT A SKATEBOARD. I GOT, HIS EXACT OUTFIT BUT LIKE
THE BUDGET MER VINES VERSION OF THE WHOLE THING.
AND WENT TO SCHOOL HOPING I COULD PULL, HOLD ON TO THE BACK
OF CARS ON MY SKATEBOARD AND MAKE MY WAY TO SCHOOL BUT THAT
IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND MY MOM SAID NO.
AND I COULDN'T REALLY RIDE A SKATEBOARD VERY WELL, I KNOW YOU
ARE A PROSCAILT BORDER, RIGHT. BUT I HAD TO RIDE ALL THE WAY TO
SCHOOL ON MY KNEES ON THE SKATEBOARD SO I GOT THERE AND I
WAS SWEATY. AND IN MY MIND I PICTURED LIKE A
HERO'S WELCOME WHEN I WALKED ON TO CAMPUS THAT I WOULD LOOK AND
BEHAVE LIKE MARTY McFLY AND IT DIDN'T TURN OUT THAT WAY.
>> I HATED IT, WHENEVER-- I HATED IT.
IS WITH THE KID WHO LAID DOWN. IT WAS AWFUL.
>> I COULD NEVER DO IT. >> BUT IT INSPIRES YOU, YOU ARE
A BRILLIANT SKATEBOARDER. >> NOT ANY MORE, MY FRIEND.
>> BUT BACK TO THE FUTURE IS A BIG.
>> ACTUALLY, IT IS A FACT, BACK TO THE FUTURE, MARTY McFLY IS
YOU KNOW, MICHAEL J FOX CHARACTER IS LIKE SKATEBOARD TO
SCHOOL AND CREATED WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE THIRD WAVE OF
SKATEBOARDING. I WANTED A SKATE BOARD MORE THAN
ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. THE PROBLEM WAS THAT THE
NORWEGIAN GOVERNMENT HAD DECIDED TO BAN SKATE BOARDING THROUGHOUT
THE '80S. THEY HAD THIS IDEA THAT TOYS
THAT WERE DANGEROUS LIKE A DOLL THAT WOULD CATCH FIRE BY ITSELF,
OBVIOUSLY YOU BAN IT BUT THEY PUT SKATEBOARDING INTO THE LOT.
SO SUDDENLY WE HAD TO SMUGGLE IT FROM SWEDEN.
>> THAT MAKES IT EVEN COOLER. >> THAT IS THE POINT, THE
NORWEGIAN MIDDLE CLASS LIFE, CHAISESSED BY THE COPS, BEING A
REBEL SO THAT IS PRETTY AWESOME BUT THEN IT TURNED IN '89,
SUDDENLY IT BECAME LEGALIZED AND THERE WEREN'T SO MANY OF US THAT
HAD SKATED. AND SO I BECAME A CHAMPION OF SKATEBOARDING, THE
SAME IN CALIFORNIA, I READ THRASHER MALLING, I WAS COOL,
YOU KNOW. >> DID YOU COME TO SANTA CRUZ,
THAT IS WHERE I CREW GREW UP. >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> I STARTED, YOU DON'T FLOW THIS.
>> I HAD A ROB-- THAT IS THE ONE I RODE ON MY KNEE.
>> YOU WILL TO ROB-- . >> I DID START DOING SKATE BOARD
VIDEOS, THAT GOT ME INTO MOVIES, IT IS A BIT A FULL CYCLE.
>> James: AND IT IS ALL THANKS TO BACK TO THE FUTURE AND WHAT A
GLORIOUS THING THAT IS. PLEASE THANK ADAM SCOOT, JOACHIM
TRIER, MARIA BAMFORD IS HERE WHEN WE GET BACK, DON'T GI G
>> James: WELCOME BACK, OUR NEXT GUEST SAY BRILLIANT STAND
UP COMEDIAN, WE ARE THRILLED SHE ST HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU
CAN CATCH HER NEXT ON THE NEW SHOW HUMAN RESOURCES WHICH IS
STREAMING ON NETFLIX STARTING MARCH 18th, PLEASE WELCOME
THE DELIGHTFUL MARIA BAMFORD. >> OH MY GOODNESS.
HOW DELIGHTFUL. YOU GUYS, SOME PEOPLE LOVE LIFE.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ON THE FENCE BTD WHOLE THING.
I COULD GO AT ANY TIME. WHAT I WOULD REALLY LIKE IS A
SHARP BELOW TO THE HEAD THAT THAT I DO NOT SEE COMINGK RIGHT?
SURPRISE ME. MY MOM LOVED LIFE, MY MOM COULD
SQUEEZE JOY OUT OF AN AT&T
CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL. [ LAUGHTER]
"SANDEEP, SO CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION?
ARE YOU HINDU? WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING
BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE FOR OVER TWO HOURS, IS
YOUR PHONE HOT? BECAUSE MY PHONE IS HOT.
SO, ARE YOU GOING THROUGH THE RIVER PILGRIMAGE, ARE YOU GOING
TO THE KUMBH MELA? RIGHT, RIGHT, OF COUR--
I KNOW THAT BRIDGE COLLAPSED AND 40,000 PEOPLE GOT--
NO, I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE GOING, YOU'RE GOING!
NO, YOU GOT TO HAVE FAITH. YOU DO.
I WILL SAY A PRAYER FOR YOU. OF COURSE I'LL HOLD."
UH... MY MOM UH, COULD TELL A VERY
EXCITING STORY WITH NO DISCERNIBLE BEGINNING, MIDDLE OR
END. [ OLDER WOMAN'S VOICE ]
"SO HONEY, I WAS JUST IN THE ELEVATOR AND I SAW THIS YOUNG
MAN AND I SAYS I KNOW YOU. AND HE SAYS WELL, I DON'T KNOW
YOU. [ CACKLES ]
IS MARILYN AND I AM ORIGINALLY FROM MARQUETTE, MICHIGAN AND MY
SISTER-- AND HE INTERRUPTED ME, AND HE SAID NO, I JUST HAVE A
FAMILIAR FACE, I GENUINELY DON'T KNOW YOU.
AND I SAID, YOUR NAME IS GREG THE THIRSTY TURTLE AIRBNB
IN 2004. AND HE SAID NOOO."
[ LAUGHTER] [ LAUGHTER]
CANCER AND UH, SHE DECIDED NOT TO HAVE ANY MORE TREATMENT, AND
WENT ON HOSPICE. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE SEEN
HOSPICE IN ACTION. OH MY GOD, THAT IS THE BEST
HEALTH CARE WE HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY.
24 HOUR NURSING CARE! ALL THE MORPHINE YOU CAN EAT
WITH NO ONE WATCHING! TREAT YOURSELF!
GO HOSPICE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[ OLDER WOMAN'S VOICE ] "YOU KNOW, THE GREAT THING ABOUT
THIS PAST COUPLE OF YEARS, IT HAS BEEN THE FIRST TIME IN MY
LIFEHAVE I BEEN BELOW GOAL SO MY MEMBERSHIP HAS BEEN
GRATIS." MOM, YOU DO KNOW THAT EVEN IF A
COFFIN IS TIGHT AROUND THE HIPS EVENTUALLY IT FITS?
[ OLDER WOMAN'S VOICE ] "OH HONEY, DON'T DO THAT ONE,
THAT IS NOT A GOOD ONE." BUT THE JOKE IS ON ME BECAUSE
SHE GOT HERSELF CREMATED AND NOW SHE'S JUST A POUND!
THE COUNTRY I TAKE HER OUT AT NORDSTROM SHOE DEPARTMENTS.
[ LAUGHTER] [ LAUGHTER]
WERE TOGETHER 60 YEARS, MY DAD WAS HEARTBROKEN AND HE BROUGHT
OUT A BOX UH, FROM THEIR BEDROOM AND HE SHOWED THE CONTENTS TO
MYSELF AND MY SISTER. INSIDE WERE A LARGE PURPLE
PLASTIC... VIBRATOR [BLEEP] AND A BUTTERFLY STYLE VIBRATOR WITH
A REMOTE AND HE SAID, [ OLD MAN'S SHAKY VOICE ]
HAVE WANT YOU GIRLS-- [ LAUGHTER]
"BUT YES, FATHER, I'LL TAKE
THESE AS AN HEIRLOOM AND I WILL PASS THESE DOWN--
FROM GENERATION-- TO GENERATION."
THANK YOU SO MUCH. MISS YOU, MOM.
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE].
>> James: OH MY WORD. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MARIA
BAMFORD. CHECK IT OUT, "HUMAN RESOURCES"
ON NETFLIX MARCH 18th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BAK, EVERYBODY.
OH WOW! EVERYBODY.
♪ ♪ >> James: WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Reggie: WE WERE BUILDING A SONG.
>> James: WE CAN'T WAITTO HEAR. TAKE US HOME.