>> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM
INSIDE THE GONGOLA IN ITALY, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST,
THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES CORDEN! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> HI, EVERYONE. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
HI, EVERYBODY. HELLO, THANK YOU.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU.
Tom: HELLO AND WELCOME TO, "THE
LATE LATE SHOW." I'M NOT JAMES CORDEN.
I'M TOM CRUISE. I'M A MOVIE ACTOR.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HOPEFULLY THAT CLEARS UP ANY
CONFUSION. NOW, I KNOW JAMES USUALLY COMES
OUT HERE AND TALKS ABOUT... WHATEVER IT IS HE TALKS ABOUT,
BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT TODAY.
WE'VE GOT SOMETHING SO GOOD TO SHOW YOU, IT JUST CAN'T WAIT.
>> James: HEY! WHOA, TOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT
HERE? S WHAT'S GOING ON.
>> NO, JUST-- >> James: I THOUGHT WE WERE
GONNA WORK OUT ON THE ROOF? >> Tom: WE WILL, BUDDY WE WILL.
I JUST COULDN'T KEEP THESE PEOPLE WAITING.
I KNOW WE HAVE A BIG BIT TO SHOW.
>> James: THIS IS THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE I TALK ABOUT THE
NEWS. WE CAN'T JUST SKIP THE NEWS.
>> Tom: WHY NOT? >> James: BECAUSE AMERICA RELIES
ON ME. OKAY, I'M A BROUKER. A PILLAR
OF THE NATION. WITHOUT ME, THE NATION CRUMBLES.
THIS IS MY SHOW. >> Tom: I KNOW.
BUT, THE THING WE SHOT IS SO GOOD, I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD SHOW
IT RIGHT AWAY. >> RIGHT.
>> James: DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT RIGHT AWAY.
IT'S SO GOOD. >> I KNOW IT IS GOOD, BUT THEY
HAVE TO WAIT F WE DON'T DO THE NEW, PEOPLE WILL BE DEVASTATED.
>> SHOW IT NOW. >> James: YOU HERE THAT, THEY
ARE SAYING GIVE ME NEWS, GIVE ME NEWS.
>> JAMESES THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY ARE SAYING.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NEWS AND JUST DOT
BIG. >>
[APPLAUSE]. >> James: ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT
TO ROLL THE TITLES, TOM? >> I'M TOM
THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH!
♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW >> James: IT CERTAINLY IS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT ABOUT HAVING TOM CRUISE HERE TONIGHT.
CHEESIER PLAWS. >> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING
HERE. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> James: I WANT TO SAY THIS, WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU THIS
CLIP AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT >> James: EVERYTHING YOU'RE
ABOUT TO SEE IS COMPLETELY REAL AND I WAS COMPLETELY TERRIFIED.
THIS IS THE DAY I WENT TO TOP GUN TRAINING SCHOOL.
>> James: IT IS 4:56 A.M., I'M IN BURBANK AIRPORT, AND I'M HERE
BECAUSE TOM CRUISE ASKED ME TO MEET HIM HERE AT 5 A.M.
WHEN TOM CRUISE CALLS YOU SORT OF HAVE TO SAY YES.
SO. >> JAMES.
>> James: TOM WHAT WE ARE WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
>> HUAI. >> James: WHAT ARE WE DOING.
>> WE'RE GOING HAVE I A DAY. >> James: REALLY JNS WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE A DAY, IT IS A SURPRISE.
>> James: I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING KIDNAPPED.
>> James: ALL RIGHT. >> LOOK AT THIS.
>> James: WHERE ARE WE? WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHAT ARE WE DOING? >> LAST TIME WE JUMPED OUT OF AN
AIRPLANE. >> James: WE DID, WILL NEVER
FORGET IT. >> TODAY WE'RE GOING TO GO
FLYING. >> James: HE JUST WENT FLYING
THRARKS IS WHAT WE LITERALLY JUST DID.
>> WE'RE GOING TO FLY IN THAT. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A TOP GUN
DAY. >> James: HANG ON, WHEN YOU
SAY WE'RE GOING TO FLYING IN THAT, WHO IS GOING TO FLY IN
THAT. >> I WILL FLY YOU IN THAT.
>> James: BUT YOU'RE NOT A PILOT, YOU'RE AN ACTOR.
>> I FLY PLANES. >> James: WITH ALL DUE
RESPECT, YOU PLAYED A LAWYER IN ALL GOOD MEN I WANT WANT YOU TO
REPRESENT ME IN COURT. I'M GOING TO GO IN A 75 YEAR OLD
PLAY WITH AN ACTOR, SOUNDS GOOD. >> OKAY, JAMES, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING? WE'RE IN THE DE SETTER.
>> I'M VERY EXCITED THAT JAMES IS DOING THIS.
HE IS THE FIRST LATE WAS HE THE FIRST LATE NIGHT SHOW I ASKED?
HELL NO, JUST THE FIRST ONE AND THE ONLY ONE WHO SAID YES.
JRS NOW WHAT? >> KEEP GOING.
>> James: DO YOU MEAN UP ON TO THE.
>> YES. >> James: OH MY GOD, EVEN THIS
IS TERRIFYING. >> SO THIS IS YOUR SEATBELTS.
YOU GOT YOUR PARACHUTE UNDERNEATH.
THIS IS NOT GOINGS TO HAPPEN. BUT IF IT DOES HAPPEN F WE LOSE
AN ENGINE T CATCHES ON FIRE, AND WE DECIDE WE'RE GOING TO JUMP
OUT OF THE AIRPLANE, I WILL GET RID OF THE CANOPY, PIMP THE NOSE
UP 45 DEGREES AND GO INVERTEDDED AND DUMP YOU OUT OF THE
AIRPLANE. NOW WHEN YOU JUMP OUT OF THE
AIRPLANE, HERE IS YOUR RING. >> ARE YOU JOKING?
>> James: NO. >> YOU WILL DUMP ME OUT OF THE
AIRPLANE. >> James: THIS IS NOT GOING TO
HAPPEN. >> THE PLANE SON FIRE.
>> James: OR WE LOSE AN INLINE.
>> HOW MANY ENGINES ON THE PLANE.
>> James: ONE. >> SO WHEN YOU SAY LEUSES AN
ENGINE YOU MEAN THE ENGINE. >> James: THE END.
>> THE ENGINE, YOU I WILL TURN OVER AND PLOP YOU OUT.
>> YOU WILL PLOP ME OUT ONE TURN OVER AND PLOP YOU OUT.
>> James: YOU'RE GOING TO PLOP ME OUT OF THE PLANE.
>> PLOP YOU OUT. >> James: I DON'T WANT TO BE
PLOPPED OUT. OH [BLEEP].
>> YOU READY? >> James: WELL NO, NOT REALLY,
NO. OH GOD.
WHAT IS THE WI-FI PASSWORD. >> WHAT?
>> James: WHAT IS THE WI-FI PASSWORD.
>> WE DON'T HAVE THAT ON BOARD YET.
>> OH MY GOD. >> James: ARE YOU GOOD?
>> WHY DON'T WE GO BACK AND GETS A DRINK OR SOMETHING.
>> James: WE'RE GOING TO DIVE TO THE LEFT.
>> WE'RE GOING TO DIVE? OH MY GOD.
>> James: OKAY, HARD BANK LEFT.
>> WHOA. >> James: TOM WHARNTION DO I
DO IF I NEED THE TOILET. >> YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HOLD
IT ON THIS FLIGHT. >> James: DON'T WORRY ABOUT T
I DON'T NEED THE TOILET ANY MORE.
WHO IS THAT, TOM, WHO IS THAT. >> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW.
>> I THINK WE GOT A DOG FIGHT ON OUR HANDS.
>> James: DOG FIGHT? >> I THINK HE WANTS TO FIGHT US.
>> James: I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THEM.
I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME PLEASE. >> .
>> James: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
YES, HE IS BEHIND US, ON THE LEFT, ON THE LEFT-HAND CORNER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT-- AAAAAH. OH MY GOD, TOM WHAT ARE YOU
[BLEEP]. OH, THIS-- GOD.
OH MY GOD. >> IS HE ON OUR TAIL.
>> James: I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP], TOM.
WE ARE FLYING QUITE CLOSE TO THE TOP OF THIS MOUNTAIN.
>> REMEMBER WE'RE IN A DOG FIGHT.
>> James: THAT SAY MOUNTAIN. WHAT ARE WE DOING?
TOM, TOM, OH MY GOD, THAT'S TOO CLOSE.
OH! OH MY GOD.
WHAT WILL YOU DOING? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU ARE INSANE.
>> James: I DON'T FEEL GREAT. >> DID YOU GREAT, JAMES, YOU DID
GREAT, THAT WAS INTENSE. [APPLAUSE]
>> YOU DID GOOD. >> James: I MEAN THE FACT THAT
THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A FUN DAY OUT JUST TELLS ME HOW DIFFERENT
WE ARE AS HUMAN BEINGS. >> IT WILL GET BETTER.
THE NEXT PLANE HAS AIR CONDITIONING.
>> James: I KONLTS RUN AWAY IF I WANTED TO, YOU KNOW.
>> OKAY, THIS MORNING, THAT WAS FUN.
THAT WAS EASY. 1944 AIRPLANE.
NOW WE'RE GETTING TOO THE SERIOUS TOP GUN.
YOU AND I ARE GOING UP IN THAT. TODAY IS ALL ABOUT TRAINING.
TO PREPARE YOU TO FLY IN THAT TOMORROW MORNING.
>> James: OKAY, I'M GOING GO. >> YOU CAN DO THERE.
>> James: I DON'T WANT TO DO IT, HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO DO
IT HAVE I NO INTEREST, I HAVE NO INTEREST.
>> YOU ARE MY GOOSE. >> James: WHEN YOU SAY I AM
YOUR GOOSE IT MAKES ME FEEL EXCITED THEN I REALIZE GOOSE
DIES IT END OF THE FILM. >> ARE YOU THE FIRST HALF.
>> James: LOVE THAT LOVING FEEL.
>> LOVE THAT LOVING FEEL. >> James: THAT IS THE GOOSE I
WANT TO BE IN A BAR SINGING YOU LOST THAT LOVING FEELING.
>> YES, YOU COULD BE THAT. FEEL THAT.
>> James: YEAH, YEAH. >> OKAY.
>> James: OKAY. >> NOW IF I'M PULLING STRAIGHT
UP YOU WILL FEEL THAT. >> James: YEP.
>> OKAY. >> James: UH-HUH.
>> NOW IF WE ARE PULLING BACK ARE YOU GOING TO FEEL THAT.
>> James: OKAY. >> NEGATIVE G.
>> James: THAT IS NEGATIVE G. >> AND NEGATIVE G, AND POSITIVE
WILL BE LIKE THAT. NEGATIVE, POSITIVE.
>> James: UH-HUH. >> DOES THAT HURT AT ALL.
>> James: IT HURTS MY PRIDE A LITTLE BIT BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY
HURT PHYSICALLY. >> WE'LL GET IN THE SAIMED
POSITION THAT WE ARE IN THE AIRCRAFT WHICH IS I'M IN FRONT.
ARE YOU BEHIND. PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY WASTE.
HIGHER PITCH SOUND, OKAY. STAY WITH ME.
BANKING LEFT. BANKING RIGHT.
>> James: RIGHT. >> THIS CANNOT BE THE TRAINING.
>> James: THIS IS REINFORCING MY BELIEF THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A
CLUE WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THIS SAY CONGA.
WE ARE DOING THE CONGA. >> WHY CAN'T WE JUST SPEND A
FIES DAY WE HAVE ALREADY GONE ONE FLIGHT, I DIDN'T
PARTICULARLY ENJOY IT. >> BABY.
>> James: BABY. >> BABY.
>> James: BABY. ♪.
>> I NEED YOUR LOVE. >> James: NEED YOUR LOVE.
♪. >> I NEED YOUR LOVE.
>> James: NEED YOUR LOVE. ♪ IF WE CAN'T FLY THAT UNTIL OF
A.M. TOMORROW, WHAT DO WE DO BETWEEN NOW AND THEN?
♪ TAKES YOU NOWHERE. ♪.
>> OH. >> YOU OKAY?
>> James: YEAH, I CAN'T FLY TOMORROW.
>> YEAH. >> James: I WON'T BE ABLE TO
FLY WITH THAT NOW. >> YOU WILL BE ALL RIGHT, LET ME
SEE. >> James: NO, YOU DON'T WANT
TO LOOK AT IT, IT IS TOO BAD. PROBABLY A BREAK.
A CLEAN BREAK, I WILL JUST HOLD IT.
>> OKAY. >> James: JACKIE CHAN.
JACKIE CHAN VIBES, THAT SAY SHAME, I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO
GOING UP THERE. >> THAT IS ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE
HOW YOU FEEL IN THE MORNING. >> YEAH, SO I LOOKED AROUND, I
SAW EVERYONE IS DRINKING COCKTAILS OR MAKING COCKTAILS.
SO I SAID LETS' CALL THE MOVIE COCKTAIL.
IT IS IRONIC, IN THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, THE MISSION
TURNED OUT TO BE POSSIBLE. I DID IT.
>> James: RIGHT. >> AND THE SAME IS TRUE FOR ALL
THE SEQUELS. IS [HOWM HOWLING].
>> James: I'M WORRIED THAT WILL ATTRACT SOME KIND OF WOLF.
>> EJECT, EJECT. TAKE YOUR SEAT-- EJECT.
>> James: THAT ISN'T A FUNNY JOKE, WE WERE HAVING A GREAT
TIME AND YOU HAVE RUINED IT. TOM.
>> YES, JAMES. >> James: IF YOU KILL ME
TOMORROW, I WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
>> JAMES. >> James: YEAH.
>> IF I KILL YOU TOMORROW, I WILL BE DEAD TOO.
>> James: THAT SAY GOOD POINT. I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT.
[LAUGHTER]. >> James: I LOVE YOU, TOM.
>> THANK YOU. >> James: LOOK AT THAT.
>> >> James: IT HAS MY NAME ON
IT, TOM. OH GEEZ, HANG ON, WAIT, I GOT
IT. LET ME ADJUST MY GOOSE AND
MAVERICKS. RIGHT, YEAH, CUZ THAT'S MY BEST
LOOK. YOU LOOK LIKE A FIGHTER PILOT, I
LOOK LIKE A HAMSTER. I'M NOT JUST GO TUS THE.
>> HERE IS THE FLAP. >> James: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW
ABOUT YOUR FLAP. >> IT'S A FUN DAY, SNTS IT.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
♪ HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE. >> James: OH, TOM, THIS SAY
DIFFERENT LEVEL TO THAT LAST PLANE.
I COULD TAKE AN INFLIGHT MEAL IN THIS PLANE.
AIN'T GOT THE SAME SOUL. ♪ I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N'
ROLL. ♪.
>> TALK TO ME, GOOSE, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME GOOSE.
YEE WHAT! >> James: WHOA.
>> SEE THE TREES. >> James: I SEE THE TREE, TOM,
I'M NOT BLIND, I FEEL LIKE I COULD TOUCH THE TREES.
>> LOOK AT THAT, OH LOOK AT THAT.
>> James: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LUDICROUS, THERE IS THE
STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE. >> SEE HOW CLOSE, THE WING,
RIGHT THERE. >> James: NO, I DON'T WANT TO
SEE. OH, TOM, TOM, COME ON, MAN.
WE'RE LIKE FEET AWAY FROM THE EDGE OF A CLIFF.
DON'T BE STUPID. TOM.
TOM!
OH MY GOD.
THIS IS CRAZY. >> THAT'S IT, TOO MUCH FUN.
>> James: IS IT, IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
TOO MUCH FUN? >> OKAY, JAMES, I'M JUST GOING
TO TRY SOMETHING HERE, OKAY. JUST HANG ON.
I'VE JUST GOT-- . >> James: OH MY GOD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING. OH [BLEEP].
>> I JUST WANT TO I THOUGHT I SAW SOMETHING DOWN HERE ON THE
TERRAIN. >> James: IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE
JUST GOING-- OH, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD.
>> HANG ON. >> James: OH MY GOD.
SHUT UP, SHUT-- OH MY-- OH E GOD.
>> James: YOU ABSOLUTE BAS TARRED.
-- BAS TARD. >> I HAVE AN IDEA, WHY DON'T WE
JUST FLY STRAIGHT, HEAD BACK. >> WE'LL JUST FLY STRAIGHT,
RELAX, TAKE IT EASY, JUST FOR A LITTLE BIT.
>> James: OKAY. OH [BLEEP], OH MY GOD, TOM, TOM!
>> YOU JUST HAVE TO CHECK THE AIRPLANE.
>> James: THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID A STRAIGHT
LINE. TOM, WHAT DO YOU THINK-- OH MY
GOD! TOM, I MIGHT BE DONE IN A
MINUTE. >> OKAY, WE'RE DONE.
WELL DONE, WELL DONE. >> James: OH MY GOD.
>> James: OH, THANK GOD FOR, THAT THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU
JESUS, THANK YOU GOOSE. OH.
OH MY GOD. I MEAN I LOVE YOU AND I HATE YOU
AT THE SAME TIME. THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY OUT RAGE US.
>> THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU CAN BE A I MY WING MAN ANY
TIME. >> James: KIB YOUR WING MAN.
>> ANY TIME. >> James: YOU KNOW WHAT, I
THINK I'M GOOD. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TOM
CRUISE! OH MY GOD, I MEAN THAT, HAVE I
TO SILL, NOW THAT SO-- LAST TIME TOM WAS ON THE SHOW, OBVIOUSLY
WE JUMPED OUT OF AN AIRPLANE TOGETHER AND THAT WAS ONE LEVEL
OF FEAR. I PROMISE YOU, ABOUT 24 HOURS
BEFORE WE WERE DUE TO DO THAT, I GOT THE WORST COLD FEET
IMAGINABLE. AND SUDDENLY I JUST STARTED
THINKING I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS.
AND TELL ME WHAT YOU DID, TOM. >> I GOT AN EMAIL, YOU WERE LIKE
I CALLED YOU. >> James: YEAH, I SENT TOM AN
E MAILT, LOOK I KNOW WE PLANNED THIS THING, I JUST DON'T THINK
CAN I DO IT. AND TOM CALLED AND IMMEDIATELY,
WHAT IS AMAZING, IF YOU ARE TOM CRUISE AND HE CALLS SOMEONE, HE
SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE TOM CRUISE. AND DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU
SAID TO ME, DO YOU LETTER WHAT YOU SAID.
>> I SAID JAMES, IT WILL BE OKAY.
>> James: YEAH, YOU SAID IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO PUT YOU IN DANGER.
AND I PROMISE YOU IF YOU DO THIS I THINK IT WILL BE A DAY YOU
WILL NEVER, EVER FORGET. AND I AM SO THRILLED THAT YOU
CONVINCED ME TO DO IT. I REALLY, REALLY AM.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> I KNOW.
>> James: I WANT TO SAY THIS. I MEAN THIS.
BECAUSE OUR SHOW, WE HAVE A YEAR TO GO HERE ON THE "LATE, LATE
SHOW." AND CONSISTENTLY, EVERY SINGLE
TIME YOU HAVE WALKED THROUGH THE DOORS OF THIS STUDIO, YOU HAVE
DELIVERED FOR US AS A TEAM LIKE NOBODY ELSE, WHEN WE RECREATED
YOUR FILM CAREER, WE SHOT TAPED BITS IN LONDON, WE JUMPED OUT OF
AIRPLANES AND NOW WE HAVE DORCH THERE.
>> YOU ARE AMAZING. >> James: YOU ARE A BEST
FRIEND OF OUR SHOW, AND WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, TOM CRUISE,
EVERYBODY, "TOP GUN: MAVERICK" OPENS EVERYWHERE, MAY 27th.
AND IT'S AMAZES. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
>> James: WELCOME BACK. >> James: LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS
TONIGHT. SHE'S THE STAR AND PRODUCER OF
"THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT," KALEY CUOCO!
>> Reggie: IT'S KALEY CUOCO. >> James: NICE TO SEE YOU,
HAVE A SEAT. HE STARS IN "TOP GUN: MAVERICK,"
GLEN POWELL! >> Reggie: IT'S GLEN POWELL!
>> HOW ARE YOU? >> James: WELCOME.
WELCOME. >> WOW.
>> James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
THANKS FOR COMING TO SEE US, LOTS TO TALK ABOUT.
>> SO MUCH. >> James: MUCH TO DISCUSS.
YOU HAVE BEEN IN CANNES, YOU HAD WHAT LOOKED TO BE THE BIGGEST
PREMIER ANYONE HAD IN LONDON. WERE YOU HANGING OUT WITH THE
ROYAL FAMILY. TALK TO ME, WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
ARE YOU ENJOYING ALL OF THIS? >> YEAH, IT HAS BEEN A GREAT
WEEK, HAD THE WHOLE POWELL FAMILY OUT IN THE U.K. AND
CANNES WHICH WAS REALLY, REALLY FUN.
I DIDN'T DO-- IT ACTUALLY WAS MORE ANXIETY INDUCING.
>> YEAH. >> REALLY?
>> REALLY. >> YEAH, YOU HAVE MET ANY OF THE
ROYAL FAMILY? >> MY FIRST TIME.
THERE IS ALL THESE PROTOCOLS AROUND THE ROYAL FAMILY, THEY
WOULD COME UP TO YOU AND SAY HEY, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU MEET
THEM, MAKE SURE YOU SAY, YOU KNOW, DON'T INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD, DO NOT INTRODUCE YOURSELF UNLESS THEY
STICK THEIR HAND OUT. YOU KNOW, DON'T TAKE THEIR HAND,
DO ANY OF THAT STUFF. AND THEN THEY SAID IF-- AND SAY MA'AM,
BUT THEY SAY MA'AM JAM AND GI MA'AM JAM, NO, MA'AM LIKE JAM,
MA'AM AS IN JAIMS NO MAM AS IN PALM.
>> IT MADE NO -- SO SAY MA'AM AS IN JAM S THAT THE FULL SENTENCE
OR JUST-- . >> James: I LOVE IT IF SOMEONE
HAD SAID ABSOLUTELY YES, THAT IS WHAT YOU DO.
>> YEAH. >> AND THE OTHER THING DID YOU
WAS THEY SAID I NEED TO YOU BOW BUT BOW FROM THE NECK DOWN.
>> James: JUST THAT. >> SO THEN YOU START THINKING IN
THE MIRROR, IS IT-- IS IT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU MOVE ANY OTHER PART
OF YOUR BODY. >> James: JUST THAT, JUST
THAT. >> VERY STRESSFUL.
>> James: WE ACTUALLY HAVE VERY SIMILAR PROTOCOLS HERE AT
THE SHOW. >> I WAS GOING TO SAY, YEAH.
>> James: YOU BOTH-- IGNORED. THAT IS SO GREAT THAT YOUR
FAMILY GOT TO GO WITH YOU. I MEAN KALEY, 12 SEASONS, FOR 12
SEASONS YOU STARRED IN THE BIGGEST TELEVISION SHOW IN THE
WORLD, THE BIG BANG THEORY. >> THANK YOU.
>> James: I THINK I'M RIGHT, YOU SHOT 279 EPISODES OF THE BIG
BANG THEORY. >> YES.
>> James: AND THIS IS TRUE, YOUR DAD NEVER MISSED A SINGLE
TAPING. >> YEAH.
>> James: WOW. >> I KNOW.
>> James: THAT'S INCREDIBLE. >> I KNOW T IS SO INCREDIBLE.
IT IS TRUE, WE HAD A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE AND HE HAD A DIRECTOR'S
CHAIR WITH HIS NAME ON IT THAT HAD THE BIG BANG THEORY, ALL
THIS SPHUF ON IT AND IT SAT AT THE TOP OF THE AUDIENCE, HE
NEVER SAT IN T HE ALWAYS STOOD. AND EVERY NIGHT FOR CURTAIN AND
BOWS AND FOR INTROS, OH T IS GOING TO MAKE ME CRY, HE WOULD
BE AT THE TOP AND HE WOULD GIVE ME A THUMBS UP.
AND ALL THE CREW AND CAST, THEY KNEW MY DAD SO WELL.
SO IT WAS A THING WHEN WE WOULD COME OUT THEY WOULD ALL GIVE MY
DAD A THUMBS UP. AND THE WHOLE AUDIENCE ENDED UP
DOING IT, IT WAS LIKE A WEEKLY THING.
>> James: NO. >> IT WAS JUST VERY SPECIAL FOR
ALL OF US, MY DAD STILL MISSES OUR LIVE TAPINGS AT BIG BANG.
I COULDN'T DO A SLOW WITHOUT HIM AT THAT POINT.
IT HAD BEEN YEARS, SO I KEPT THINKING YOU CAN'T MISS ONE NOW,
ARE YOU PART OF THE SHOW. >> James: WOW.
>> I KNOW. >> James: SO PRESUMABLY HE HAS
BEEN AN ABSOLUTE SUPPORT TO YOU FROM WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNGSTER,
RIGHT. >> YES, FOREVER.
>> James: FOREVER. >> HE WAS THE ONE WHEN I WAS
LITTLE WE HAD THESE VIDEOTAPES HE WOULD ASK ME MAKE A SMILEY
FACE, MAKE A SAD FACE, BE ANGRY, TRYING TO SEE KIND OF WHAT I
HAD, I WAS SUCH A HAM AND I STILL HAVE ALL THOSE TAPES BUT
THAT WAS MY DAD HELPING ME OUT. >> James: WOW.
>> I KNOW. >> James: AMAZING.
>> THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. >> SNTS THAT SWEET.
DID I GET YOU TOO. >> James: YOU ARE RIGHT.
>> SUCH A SWEET MEMORY, OH T IS SO SPECIAL.
>> James: YOU GREW UP IN TEXAS.
>> YES. >> James: AND I DIDN'T KNOW
THIS ABOUT AW,-- ABOUT YOU, AND KNOWING YOU AS DO I NOW, IT
DUNLTS SUIT YOU YOU GOES IS IT TRUE YOU GREW UP QUITE THE
PRANKSTER, HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN WERE YOU MOST PRANKFUL.
>> NO, I COME FROM A FAMILY, LIKE I HAVE LITERALLY OUTRUN THE
COPS WITH MY HUNTING, THAT IS NOT EVEN A PRANK, THAT IS JUST
ILLEGAL. BUT NO, WHEN I WAS LIKE WHEN I
WAS IN 8th GRADE, FOR EXAMPLE, ON THE LAST DAY OF
SCHOOL, I RELEASED 3,000 CRICKETEDS IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY
RIGHT BEFORE LUNCH AS EVERYBODY WAS STORMING OUT.
AND IRONICALLY MY MOM WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK ME TO BUY THE
CRICKETS. >> I MEAN NOW THAT IS AWESOME,
I'M SO IMPRESSED WITH YOUR MOM. >> James: OKAY, WHY?
>> WHY CRICKETS. >> James: YEAH, WHY.
>> CHAOS. >> James: HOW DO YOU.
>> HE'S GOT A DARK SIERKSD CHAOS HE SAID.
>> James: YOU EVEN ANSWERED THAT QUESTION LIKE TOM CRUISE,
WHY? ARE YOU A FAN OF-- PRANKS.
>> I LOVE LANK, THIS ENTIRE SEE SORCH FLIGHT ATTEND AND I TRIED
TO BRANG SO MANY PEOPLE, THEY ALL GOT ME, I BOUGHT A DINOSAURS
COULD SEUM-- COSTUME TRIED TO PRANK ME COSTAR THEY DIDN'T EVEN
FLINCH, SOMEONE PUT COCKROACHES IN MY BATHROOM, I GOT NAILED
EVERY TIME, I'M SOIM PRESSED WITH THEM BUT THAT WAS REAL.
>> MY MOM KEPT A FAKE COCKROACH ON HER AT ALL TIMES.
>> LOVE T I WOULD CARRY A FAKE-- AROUND IN MY PURSE AND
PUT IT NEXT TO THE CAMERA GUY, THEY WOULD KEEP WALKING, I WAS
LIKE. >> MAYBE ARE YOU GOING TOO BIG,
NOBODY EXPECTS A GIANT REPTILE, YOU HAVE TO GO SMALLER.
>> I KNOW. >> LIKE 3,000 CRICKETS.
>> YES. >> YOU GO TO A PET STORE AND ASK
FOR 3,000 CRIBBING C ELEVATOR, I DON'T KNOW IF THERE SAY QUOTEA
BUT THEY ARE LIKE WHAT ARE YOU USING THESE FOR, I'M SURE THEY
HAD A-- AT ONE POINT, OVERBUYING OF CRICKETS.
>> THAT IS FREIGHTENING. >> James: SO YOU ARE PRANKERS
AND UP FOR BEING PRANKED AND I HOPE ANYBODY ABOUT TO WORK WITH
GLEN AND KALEY TAKE THAT ON BOARD AND KNOW IT IS A PRANKING
SITUATION. >> DO IT.
>> James: GLEN, WE HAVE TO CORN GRAT LATE YOU ON "TOP GUN:
MAVERICK" IT IS SO GOOD. IT IS SO GOOD.
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW, TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO
YOU PLAY. >> I MEAN IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE ORIGINAL TOP GUN, YOU KNOW T IS ABOUT FIGHTER PILOTS SAVING
THE WORLD. ST A BLAST, I PLAY THIS GUY
NAMED HANGMAN WHO IS THE KOKIEST FIGHTER PILOT IN THE NAVY AND HE
SAY BLAST. >> James: IT IS SUCH A GOOD
FIM, OBVIOUSLY EARLIER WE SAW ME AND TOM CRUISE UP IN THE AIR
WHICH WAS ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING TIMES OF MY LIFE,
BECAUSE OF TOP GUN YOU GOT YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE.
YOU CAN ACTUALLY FLY A PLANE. >> YEAH, YEAH.
ON THE MOVIE WE FLEW IN THE SES MARKS THE L39 AND THE F18 SO I
GOT A LOVE OF AVIATION THROUGH TOM AND OVER THE COURSE OF THE
ENTIRE EXPERIENCE I GOT ENOUGH HOURS TO WHERE I BASICALLY WAS
REALLY CLOSE TO A PILOT'S LICENSE SO I JUST FINISHED IT
AND NOW I'M FLYING AROUND EVERYWHERE.
>> NO WAY. >> I DIDN'T FLY HERE.
>> James: NO. >> YOUR RUNWAY HERE AT CBS-- .
>> James: HE MUST FEEL LIKE A PROUD DAD, TOM CRUISE.
>> HE FEELS THAT WAY. LIKE HE IS ONE OF THOSE GUYS
THAT HIS ENTHUSIASM BECOMES YOUR ENTHUSIASM AND HE IS JUST A GUY,
HE WOULD LITERALLY CALL ME AFTER I WOULD DO LIKE MY FIRST CROSS
COUNTRY. HE KNEW THAT WAS COMING UP SO HE
CALLED ME, AND MY FIRST SOLO FLIGHT.
AND WHEN I GOT ON THE GROUND AFTER MY CHECK RIDE AND SIGNING
MY PILOT'S LICENSE, THIS GUY, VERY MISSION IMPOSSIBLE HANDS ME
AN ENVELOPE, AND SAYS YOU KNOW, PLEASE OPEN THE ENVELOPE.
OKAY. AND IN IT WAS A NOTE FROM TOM
THAT SAID WELCOME TO THE SKIES. AND-- HE DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
>> AND THEN THERE WAS A CERTIFICATE FOR STUNT DRIVING
LESSONS. >> James: OH MY GOD.
>> THAT'S AWESOME. >> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
A CLIP FROM "TOP GUN: MAVERICK" WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS
EVERYWHERE THIS WEEKEND. >> BRAD SLAW, AS I LIVE AND
BREATHE. >> HANGMAN, YOU LOOK GOOD.
>> WELL, MI GOOD, ROOSTER. I'M VERY GOOD.
IN NACT, I AM TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
>> SO ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.
>> A MISSION IS A MISSION. THEY DON'T CONFRONT ME.
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS GOING TO BE TEAM LEADER.
AND WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO FOLLOW ME?
>> James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME
BACK, EVERYBODY.
>> IF YOU BROUGHT SHANE ALONG ON YOUR NAUTICAL MURDER MYSTERY, NO
OFFENSE, IS IT. >> MORE THAN A FLIGHT ATTENDANT,
HE'S NOT REALLY-- . >> HE IS CIA, A CIA AGENT.
>> ARE YOU [BLEEP] KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW.
>> FOR REAL. >> I'M SORRY, THEY ARE THE LAST
PEOPLE I TELL. >> STOP MAKING PROMISES YOU
CLEARLY CANNOT KEEP. >> IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BACK.
>> THAT WAS A CLIP FROM THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT STREAMING RIGHT
NOW ON HBO MAX, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW.
>> THANK YOU. >> I LOVED THE FIRST SEASON SO
MUCH, THE FIRST SEASON WAS SO BRILLIANT, DID YOU ALWAYS KNOW
WHEN YOU WERE SHOOTING SEASON ONE THAT YOU WERE GOING TO CARRY
ON THE STORY? >> NO.
>> REALLY? >> OH MY GOD, NO, THAT WAS A ONE
AND DONE FOR ME, LIMITED IN MY MIND.
AND WHEN IT DID WELL I WAS LIKE YOU GUYS, WE GOT AWAY WITH IT, I
WANTED TO RUN AWAY AND HIDE AND FORGET IT HAPPENED.
BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO QUESTION, IT WAS GOOD.
LIKE I DON'T WANT-- I WANT TO TRY AND DO IT AGAIN AND THEN
THEY CAME UP WITH SOME WILD WACKY STORY LINES WHERE I PLAY
FIVE VERSIONS TO MYSELF AND SHOW I SAID YES TO THAT I BELIEVE
SAINTS, I WON'T DO THAT AGAIN, AND WE HAD THIS REALLY FUN WILD
SEASON. SO I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID ANOTHER SEASON, IT WAS NOT
MY GOAL OR MY THOUGHT. >> James: ONE THING I AM VERY
MUCH LOOKING FORWARDS TO IS SHARON STONE PLAYS YOUR MUM.
>> YEAH. >> James: IN THE SHOW, THAT
WAS WILD. I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
IS THIS RIGHT, YOU MADE HER A GIFT.
>> I MAKE COFFEE MUGS AS GIFT, MY AMAZING ASSISTANT HELPS ME
MAKE THEME BUT I GIFT THEM A LOT AND PEOPLE LIKE TO GIVE ME MUGS,
SO I HAD HEARD THAT SHE REALLY LIKED TO HAVE A REAL COFFEE MUG
IN HER TRAILER AND OF COURSE IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE.
SO I WAS LIKE I'M GOING TO MAKE HER A MUG.
AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO DO LIKE WHEN YOU GO TO THE
MALL, THE GLAM SHOT SO I, EMMA, MY ASSISTANT SUPER IMPOSED OUR
HEADS ON OTHER PEOPLE'S BODIES, WE THOUGHT THEY WERE FUNNY.
>> James: HERE IT IS, SHARON STONE.
>> SO I LEFT THAT IN HER ROOM, NUMBER ONE MOM, WE SHOT TOGETHER
ALL DAY AND SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME AND I THOUGHT OH
MY GOD, SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE MUG, THIS IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF
MY LIFE. THAT SAUL I COULD THINK ABOUT,
DID SHE SEE THE MUG AND THEN WE WRAP FOR FOR THE DAY AND GIVES
ME THE MUG, AND SHE GOES THE MUG IS AWESOME, HOW DID YOU DO IT, I
SAID REALLY, DID YOU LIKE T I WORRIED ABOUT IT ALL DAY, HOW
RIDICULOUS. >> James: WHEN YOU SAY YOU
MAKE MUGS. >> YEAH.
>> James. >> EMMA MAKES MUGS.
>> I DIDN'T MAKE POTTERY. >> James: YOU DON'T MAKE MUGS.
>> IT WASN'T A-- . >> James: THERE IS NONE OF
THIS, WHAT YOU DO IS YOU TELL YOUR ASSISTANT.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> James: SO I MEAN.
>> LET'S GIVE A HAND FOR EMMA. >> NAMED IT, EMMA.
>> THE EMAIL I PUT TOGETHER TO ASK TO DO IT TOOK ME HOURS,
YEAH. >> James: DO YOU GIFT WRAP
GIFTS TO YOUR COSTAR. >> I LIKE TO GO WRAPPED GIFTS I
THINK MY FAVORITE WAS JAMIE LEE CUR TASE, MY FIRST SCENE, ON THE
SHOW IS WORKING A SEX SCENE FOR THE TWO OF US AND IN THE MIDDLE
SHE ASKED ME, IF YOU SEEN THE MOVIE PERFECT.
AND I WAS LIKE NO, SHE IS LIKE YOU SHOULD WATCH PERFECT.
AND SO SHE KEPT FOLLOWING UP WITH ME ABOUT WATCHING PERFECT.
ONE THING SHE DID GIVE ME IS A NOT SAFE FOR WORK SORT OF CONTRA
CEPTION WITH HER FACE ON IT. THE OTHER THING WAS-- THE DVD
PERFECT. >> James: HANG ON, GO BACK.
>> NO, NO, NO. I DOANT THINK WE WILL.
>> James: THE DVD IS LESS INTERESTING.
SO SHE GAVE YOU A CONDOM WITH HER FACE ON IT.
I LOVE THAT. >> SHE SAID THANKS FOR THE RIDE
OF A LIFETIME. >> BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY.
>> James: WE'RE BACK WITH KALEY CUOCO AND GLEN POWELL,
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?
IS. >> Reggie: TONIGHT'S QUESTION
IS-- OKAY, THERE WE GO. TONIGHT'S QUESTION IS AS
FOLLOWS. THE LIFE SAY MYSTERY.
IN GENERAL. WHAT DO YOU DO TO TRY TO PREPARE
FOR THAT? >> FOR JUST LIFE IN GENERAL?
YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT ONE? HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR LIFE?
IKNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, PUT THAT QUOTE ON A MUG.
>> Reggie: AND I. >> AND I WILL SEND IT TO JAMIE
LEE CURTIS. >> THAT IS HOW WE DO IT.
>> James: YOU HAVE A MUG THAT JUST SAYS LIFE SAY MYSTERY.
AND THEN INSIDE IT SAID BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING TO DIE.
>> SEE YOU A A MUG MAKER TOO. >> James: I LOVE THAT.
>> SEE ANYONE CAN BE A MUG MAKER.
>> James: REG WE'RE GOING TO WITH JUST MAKE MUGS AND DIE.
>> Reggie: WEIRDLY JAMES, THAT IS THE KROACT ANSWER.
>> James: IT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
PLEASE THANK KALEY CUOCO, GLEN POWELL, STICK AROUND, BLOC PARTY
ARE HERE WHEN WE COME BACK.
>> James: WELCOME BACK. HERE PERFORMING, "TRAPS" FROM
THEIR BRILLIANT NEW ALBUM, "ALPHA GAMES," WHICH IS OUT NOW,
PLEASE WELCOME, BLOC PARTY. ;;;;PERFORMANCE
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ HEY, FUN-SIZE, IS IT YOUR FIRST TIME?
♪ LET ME SHOW YOU THINGS THAT THEY WARNED YOU ABOUT
♪ YOU'VE GOT BITE, I LIKE THAT
♪ YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT EASY FOR ME
♪ STRUTTING 'ROUND HERE IN THOSE PUMPUM SHORTS
♪ TWIST FOR ME, BEND FOR ME
♪ WE CAN DO IT IF YOU LIKE? THERE YOU GO-GO
♪ LOOKING LIKE A SNACK CUTE LIKE BAMBI
♪ BUT YOUR HEADED TO A TRAP MEET ME IN THE BOOM BOOM ROOM
♪ AND WE CAN DO WHAT YOU LIKE I WANNA BE YOUR EDUCATION
♪ I WANNA BE YOUR CONTACT HIGH
LICK-LICK-LICK, LICKETY SPLIT ♪ RAISE THE STAKES
TALK DIRTY TO ME ♪ YOUR SO MAVERICK,
YOU'RE A BIT OF ME ♪ YOU CAN GET IT ANYTIME
THAT YOU WANT ♪ CHILLS
THEY RUN DOWN MY SPINE, ♪ THEY'RE MULTIPLYING
FEELS ♪ I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY NO
BUT THEN THERE ♪ BUT THEN THERE
BUT THEN THERE ♪ THERE YOU GO-GO
LOOKING LIKE A SNACK ♪ CUTE LIKE BAMBI
BUT YOUR HEADED TO A TRAP ♪ [IT'S A TRAP]
MEET ME IN THE BOOM BOOM ROOM ♪ AND WE CAN DO WHAT YOU LIKE
I WANNA TO BE YOUR EDUCATION ♪ I WANNA TO BE YOUR
CONTACT HIGH ♪ I WANNA BE YOUR
CONTACT HIGH ♪ I GOTTA BE
YOUR CONTACT HIGH ♪ DON'T BE LIKE THAT
TELL ME YOUR NAME ♪ I'M JUST TRYING TO
GET NEXT TO YOU ♪ SWEET LIKE MARY JANE
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ >> James: BLOC PARTY, EVERYONE
YOU CAN CATCH THEM ON THEIR U.K. TOUR STARTING MAY 26TH.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING, WE GREATLY
APPRECIATE IT, WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT, REGGIE, TAKE US
HOME.