1 00:00:02,033 --> 00:00:05,068 ♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN 2 00:00:05,103 --> 00:00:09,482 ♪ AND FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT DON'T YOU WORRY WHERE IT IS 3 00:00:09,517 --> 00:00:14,448 ♪ YOU COME FROM IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT 4 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:15,000 ♪ IT'S THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 5 00:00:15,034 --> 00:00:21,310 ALL THE WAY FROM... 6 00:00:21,344 --> 00:00:26,379 ALL WITHIN THE FORMATTED PRECEPTS OF THE CONTINUE METAL 7 00:00:26,413 --> 00:00:29,000 BLACKING, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES 8 00:00:29,034 --> 00:00:33,000 CORDEN! 9 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:34,965 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> James: NICE TO SEE YOU. 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,413 I APPRECIATE IT! 11 00:00:38,448 --> 00:00:43,896 THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH! 12 00:00:43,931 --> 00:00:45,413 WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW"! 13 00:00:45,448 --> 00:00:51,310 THANKS FOR BEING WITH US! 14 00:00:51,344 --> 00:00:55,000 LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, SHE IS AN 15 00:00:55,034 --> 00:00:57,310 EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM HER STAR-MAKING PERFORMANCE 16 00:00:57,344 --> 00:01:05,275 IN THE SERIES "HACKS," THE MIGHTY, HANNAH EINBINDER! 17 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:06,206 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SORRY! 18 00:01:06,241 --> 00:01:06,896 >> SORRY. 19 00:01:06,931 --> 00:01:08,482 >> James: HOW ARE YOU, HANNAH? 20 00:01:08,517 --> 00:01:09,689 OH, JAMES, MY BAD. 21 00:01:09,724 --> 00:01:11,206 I WAS DOING A LITTLE READING. 22 00:01:11,241 --> 00:01:13,448 >> James: DOING READING. 23 00:01:13,482 --> 00:01:16,413 THAT WAS A VERY GOOD STARTLED JUMP. 24 00:01:16,448 --> 00:01:17,172 >> OH, WELL, IT WAS REAL. 25 00:01:17,206 --> 00:01:19,344 >> James: BUT IT WAS EXCEPTIONAL. 26 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:20,413 >> THANKS. 27 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:25,655 >> James: LET'S SEE HANNAH EINBINDER'S DOUBLE TAKE. 28 00:01:25,689 --> 00:01:26,827 OH, WOW! 29 00:01:26,862 --> 00:01:31,033 THAT'S HOW YOU CREATE A BRILLIANT SHOW LIKE "HACKS," AS 30 00:01:31,068 --> 00:01:33,793 SIMPLE AS THAT, A NATURAL, UNQUANTIFIABLE GIFT. 31 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:36,172 BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE! 32 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:37,586 HANNAH EINBINDER, EVERYBODY! 33 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:38,586 >> THANK YOU. 34 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:41,000 >> James: AND SHE'S A BRILLIANT ACTOR YOU KNOW 35 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:42,206 FROM "VEEP," "PLAYING HOUSE," AND THE FANTASTIC "MINX" ON HBO 36 00:01:42,241 --> 00:01:46,723 MAX, THE DELIGHTFUL, LENNON PARHAM! 37 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:51,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LENNON, HOW ARE YOU? 38 00:01:51,033 --> 00:01:51,517 >> GREAT. 39 00:01:51,551 --> 00:01:53,758 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 40 00:01:53,793 --> 00:01:59,689 YOU WANT TO COME IN OR -- >> James: WELL -- 41 00:01:59,723 --> 00:02:01,758 [ STUTTERING ] >> JUST CHILLING, YOU KNOW. 42 00:02:01,793 --> 00:02:08,033 >> James: NO, IT FEELS -- IT FEELS SO CHI CHILL -- 43 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:13,896 >> James: IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE REALLY CHILL. 44 00:02:13,931 --> 00:02:19,137 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I -- I -- I -- UH -- 45 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,000 OKAY -- OKAY. 46 00:02:20,034 --> 00:02:24,034 >> YOU WANT TO MEET MY MOM? 47 00:02:24,068 --> 00:02:32,862 [ LAUGHTER ] >> James: OKAY, THIS IS, UH -- 48 00:02:32,896 --> 00:02:35,172 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE SERIOUS NOW. 49 00:02:35,206 --> 00:02:37,275 YOU MET MY MOM, YOU KNOW. 50 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:40,034 >> James: YEAH, THIS HAS TAKEN A TURN. 51 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:41,586 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 52 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,000 >> James: NOTHING. 53 00:02:43,034 --> 00:02:45,482 LENNON PARHAM, EVERYBODY! 54 00:02:45,517 --> 00:02:47,413 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'RE BEYOND THRILLED ABOUT 55 00:02:47,448 --> 00:02:52,000 THIS, THIS SHOW WON EIGHT TONY AWARDS AND THE GRAMMY FOR BEST 56 00:02:52,034 --> 00:02:54,517 MUSICAL THEATER ALBUM, AND NOW THEY'RE PERFORMING RIGHT HERE 57 00:02:54,551 --> 00:03:01,965 FOR US TONIGHT, IT'S THE CAST OF "HADESTOWN!" 58 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,034 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪ 59 00:03:04,068 --> 00:03:08,000 ♪♪ ♪♪ 60 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:09,137 >> James: OH, WOW! 61 00:03:09,172 --> 00:03:10,931 LOOK AT THIS! 62 00:03:10,965 --> 00:03:11,827 DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU. 63 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:14,137 HOW ARE YOU TWICE, GOOD? 64 00:03:14,172 --> 00:03:14,862 >> GOOD. 65 00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:15,689 SO EXCITED TO BE HERE WITH YOU! 66 00:03:15,724 --> 00:03:17,000 >> James: SO HAPPEN PUT YOU'RE HERE. 67 00:03:17,034 --> 00:03:18,137 LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 68 00:03:18,172 --> 00:03:18,827 YOU'RE SO BRILLIANT. 69 00:03:18,862 --> 00:03:21,000 GET BACK TO YOUR PARTY. 70 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,965 THE CAST OF "HADESTOWN." 71 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,000 ♪♪ ♪♪ 72 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:31,000 THIS IS REGGIE WATTS, I'M JAMES CORDEN. 73 00:03:31,034 --> 00:03:33,000 ROLL THE TITLES! 74 00:03:34,827 --> 00:03:34,930 # 75 00:03:37,067 --> 00:03:39,034 Captioning sponsored by CBS 76 00:03:39,517 --> 00:03:41,034 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO 77 00:03:41,067 --> 00:03:53,000 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! 78 00:03:53,034 --> 00:03:57,206 ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW >> James: IT CERTAINLY IS! 79 00:03:57,241 --> 00:03:58,862 BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE. 80 00:03:58,896 --> 00:03:59,930 IP EXCITED FOR "HADESTOWN." 81 00:03:59,965 --> 00:04:00,896 >> I'M GOING TO. 82 00:04:00,931 --> 00:04:03,034 >> James: YOU'VE GOT TO SEE IT WHILE IN L.A. 83 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,137 IT'S SO GOOD. 84 00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:08,000 IT'S A BRILLIANTLY ORIGINAL MUSICAL. 85 00:04:08,034 --> 00:04:12,000 >> GOOD QUESTION. 86 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:14,758 MIGHT BE IN MUSIC MAN. 87 00:04:14,793 --> 00:04:16,137 I THINK IT MUST BE NUMBER ONE. 88 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,793 >> James: REALLY? 89 00:04:17,827 --> 00:04:18,447 YEAH. 90 00:04:18,481 --> 00:04:20,481 >> James: LOOK AT THAT GUY! 91 00:04:20,517 --> 00:04:21,241 WOW! 92 00:04:21,274 --> 00:04:23,103 I SHOULDN'T SEE THAT COMING, SIR. 93 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:27,344 HE SAID MUSICMAN, YOU WENT, YEAH! 94 00:04:27,379 --> 00:04:28,241 >> I LOVE MUSIC ALSO. 95 00:04:28,275 --> 00:04:31,172 >> James: YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 96 00:04:31,206 --> 00:04:33,689 I DIDN'T EXPECT A MUSIC MAN, YEAH! 97 00:04:33,724 --> 00:04:37,931 >> IF YOU COME HERE AND DON'T LIKE MUSIC, YOU HAVE TROUBLE. 98 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:41,000 >> James: RIGHT HERE IN TV CITY! 99 00:04:41,034 --> 00:04:42,068 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 100 00:04:42,103 --> 00:04:44,827 >> James: HOW HAVE WE NOT DONE THAT? 101 00:04:44,862 --> 00:04:47,758 HOW HAVE WE NOT HAD THAT IDEA? 102 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:51,172 >> WE LEFT THAT ON THE TABLE? 103 00:04:51,206 --> 00:04:56,689 >> James: CAPITAL P, STANDS FOR. 104 00:04:56,724 --> 00:04:57,241 >> PETE. 105 00:04:57,275 --> 00:04:59,000 >> James: OH, MY GOD. 106 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:01,034 WHEN DO YOU RECKON WE'LL DO THAT? 107 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:01,827 >> SOMETIME IN OCTOBER. 108 00:05:01,862 --> 00:05:02,724 LOCK IT IN. 109 00:05:02,758 --> 00:05:05,068 >> James: WE'LL DO IT WHEN JACKMAN'S ON. 110 00:05:05,103 --> 00:05:05,862 >> YEAH. 111 00:05:05,896 --> 00:05:07,275 >> James: NEXT TIME JACKMAN'S ON. 112 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:11,793 NATS WHAT WE'LL DO. 113 00:05:11,827 --> 00:05:17,482 >> I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT YOU CAME WITH MY FAMILY TO A MUSICAL 114 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:20,931 THAT THE TRUMP FAMILY PUT ON. 115 00:05:20,965 --> 00:05:29,000 IT WAS ALL OF THE TRUMPS INCLUDING TIFFANY, YERK, DONALD, 116 00:05:29,034 --> 00:05:39,275 JR., MARLA MAPLES, IVAN NA, I SPANKA, CRIMSZ MUSICAL AT 117 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:40,517 MAR-A-LAGO, YOU WERE SITTING WITH US. 118 00:05:40,551 --> 00:05:43,034 >> James: SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME STH. 119 00:05:43,068 --> 00:05:52,000 >> THE BIG SHOW STOPPER WAS DONALD COMING OUT, SINGING. 120 00:05:52,034 --> 00:05:58,068 >> James: SURELY IT'S A NEW UPDATED VERSION OF "SCROOGE," 121 00:05:58,103 --> 00:05:59,000 ISN'T IT? 122 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:00,137 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT I WOULD WANTED TO 123 00:06:00,172 --> 00:06:02,068 SEE THE TRUMP FAMILY PUT ON. 124 00:06:02,103 --> 00:06:04,000 IF THE TRUMP FAMILY WERE GOING TO DO A MUSICAL AND IT WAS 125 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:07,241 SCROOGE, BUT HE HAS TO GO BACK AND RELIVE ALL THE HORRIFIC 126 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:10,068 THINGS HE DID AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, I'M IN FOR 127 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,068 THAT. 128 00:06:11,103 --> 00:06:12,448 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I'M IN FOR THAT SHOW. 129 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:14,862 >> GOOD IDEA. 130 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:18,551 AT THE END HE'S LIKE, YEAH, NAILED IT, GOT IT. 131 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:21,517 [ LAUGHTER ] >> James: HEY, LOOK, WE CAN'T 132 00:06:21,551 --> 00:06:22,551 MESS AROUND. 133 00:06:22,586 --> 00:06:25,965 WE'VE GOT HEARTS OUT. 134 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:31,862 IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS. 135 00:06:31,896 --> 00:06:35,344 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LADY ON THE FRONT ROW WENT LIKE 136 00:06:35,379 --> 00:06:35,689 THIS! 137 00:06:35,724 --> 00:06:36,310 YEAH! 138 00:06:36,344 --> 00:06:40,827 ARE YOU SOME KIND OF GANG? 139 00:06:40,862 --> 00:06:41,517 >> THE FUN DOCTORS. 140 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:43,655 >> James: YOU'RE FUN DOCTORS? 141 00:06:43,689 --> 00:06:44,758 YES. 142 00:06:44,793 --> 00:06:54,517 WE ALL HAVE DOCTORATES AND WE'RE A LOT OF FUN, JAMES. 143 00:06:54,551 --> 00:07:01,034 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ AIR HORN BLOWING ] 144 00:07:01,068 --> 00:07:04,241 >> James: I LOVE THIS! 145 00:07:04,275 --> 00:07:07,448 HOW MANY FUN DOCTORS ARE THERE? 146 00:07:07,482 --> 00:07:07,896 >> FIVE. 147 00:07:07,931 --> 00:07:08,344 ! 148 00:07:08,379 --> 00:07:09,103 >> James: FIVE? 149 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,827 AND YOU'VE ALL GOT DENIM JACKETS. 150 00:07:10,862 --> 00:07:11,620 >> YES. 151 00:07:11,655 --> 00:07:13,000 >> James: WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO. 152 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:15,551 >> THE YOUNG ONES ARE WORKING, AND THEY BOUGHT THEM. 153 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:18,551 >> James: THE YOUNG ONES ARE WORKING, THEY BOUGHT THE 154 00:07:18,586 --> 00:07:19,241 JACKETS. 155 00:07:19,275 --> 00:07:20,275 >> YEAH, THEY PICKED THEM UP. 156 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:24,137 >> James: YOU'RE JUST HERE FOR A DAMN GOOD TIME. 157 00:07:24,172 --> 00:07:26,551 [ CHEERING ] I LOVE THIS. 158 00:07:26,586 --> 00:07:28,931 I LOVE THIS. 159 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:29,517 YOU'RE ACTUAL DOCTORS? 160 00:07:29,551 --> 00:07:30,758 >> WE ARE. 161 00:07:30,793 --> 00:07:34,551 >> James: NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME MORE HAPPY THAN TURNING FOUR 162 00:07:34,586 --> 00:07:38,034 A COLONOSCOPY -- [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:07:38,068 --> 00:07:39,793 -- TO BE MET BY THE FUN DOCTORS. 164 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:45,034 >> WE HAVE Ph.D.s, SO WE CAN'T, YOU KNOW, PERFORM A 165 00:07:45,068 --> 00:07:54,206 COLONOSCOPY, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE COULD TRY. 166 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:58,068 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 167 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:02,586 >> James: WE'LL SEE YOU AFTER THE SHOW! 168 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:09,241 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BLESS YOU FUN DOCTORS, I AM SO 169 00:08:09,275 --> 00:08:10,344 THRILLED THAT YOU'RE HERE. 170 00:08:10,379 --> 00:08:15,310 THANKS FOR COMING. 171 00:08:15,344 --> 00:08:18,068 THANKS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 172 00:08:18,103 --> 00:08:20,172 AND IT WAS A BIG POLITICAL DAY HERE IN AMERICA. 173 00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:24,689 FIVE STATES WENT TO THE POLLS TO VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES. 174 00:08:24,724 --> 00:08:28,448 AH, YES, THE EXCITEMENT OF MIDTERM STATE PRIMARIES. 175 00:08:28,482 --> 00:08:33,688 PUT THE COFFEE ON, HONEY, IT'S GONNA BE AN ALL-NIGHTER. 176 00:08:33,724 --> 00:08:34,965 IDAHO, KENTUCKY, NORTH CAROLINA, OREGON, AND PENNSYLVANIA ALL 177 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,551 HELD PRIMARIES TODAY. 178 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:41,102 WHICH, OF COURSE, IS NEWS TO THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE IN 179 00:08:41,136 --> 00:08:46,551 IDAHO, KENTUCKY, NORTH CAROLINA, OREGON, AND PENNSYLVANIA. 180 00:08:46,586 --> 00:08:48,689 ONE OF THE MOST-WATCHED RACES IS IN PENNSYLVANIA, WHERE DOCTOR OZ 181 00:08:48,724 --> 00:08:52,034 IS TRYING TO WIN THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION FOR SENATE. 182 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:54,931 MY APOLOGIES TO DOCTOR OZ, BUT I CAN'T CROSS PARTY LINES. 183 00:08:54,965 --> 00:09:00,137 I'M A DOCTOR PHIL GUY THROUGH AND THROUGH. 184 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:01,413 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 185 00:09:01,448 --> 00:09:02,379 AND VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS WILL DELIVER THE COMMENCEMENT 186 00:09:02,413 --> 00:09:09,206 ADDRESS AT THE COAST GUARD ACADEMY TOMORROW. 187 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:09,827 AH, YES, THE COAST GUARD. 188 00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:10,620 THE MINI MARINES. 189 00:09:10,655 --> 00:09:14,586 THE OLD NAVY. 190 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:17,482 THE BAY WATCH. 191 00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:20,034 BUT, HONESTLY, SENDING IN KAMALA HARRIS MAKES SENSE. 192 00:09:20,068 --> 00:09:22,103 COMPARED TO THE NAVY, THE COAST GUARD IS VERY MUCH THE VICE 193 00:09:22,137 --> 00:09:26,586 PRESIDENT OF AQUATIC MILITARY BRANCHES. 194 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:27,793 ISN'T IT? 195 00:09:27,827 --> 00:09:30,034 THE COMMENCEMENT IS GOING TO BE GREAT. 196 00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:33,896 THE THEME OF HER SPEECH TO THE COAST GUARD IS HELP OUR 197 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:36,000 ADMINISTRATION IS A SINKING SHIP. 198 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:39,206 HELP US NOW! 199 00:09:39,241 --> 00:09:40,413 [ LAUGHTER ] IAN, IF YOU WERE GIVING A 200 00:09:40,448 --> 00:09:43,103 COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS, WHAT KIND OF ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE? 201 00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:46,344 >> IF YOU'RE GOING TO EAT TACO BELL, GET IT IN BEFORE YOU TURN 202 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:50,310 30 BECAUSE, AFTER THAT, IT'S DIFFERENT. 203 00:09:50,344 --> 00:09:53,724 >> James: YEAH, YEAH. 204 00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:56,344 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 205 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:59,103 NO ONE'S SAYING THAT -- >> YOU'VE GOT TO SPEAK TRUTH TO 206 00:09:59,137 --> 00:09:59,793 THESE PEOPLE. 207 00:09:59,827 --> 00:10:01,275 >> James: AND IT'S TO THE DAY. 208 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,379 IT'S TO THE DAY. 209 00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:08,068 IF YOU GO OUT ON YOUR 29 29th BYRD DAY AND HAVE TACO 210 00:10:08,103 --> 00:10:10,172 BELL 11:45, YOU'RE FINE. 211 00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:15,137 IF YOU HAVE IT 12:05, THAT'S THE NEXT THREE DAYS FOR YOU. 212 00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:17,206 >> James: IT'S A DIFFERENT THING. 213 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,103 IT SUDDENLY BECOMES A CRY FOR HELP. 214 00:10:19,137 --> 00:10:23,896 >> YEAH, I USED TO GET TACK TO BELL TO DEAL WITH HANGOVERS, AND 215 00:10:23,931 --> 00:10:27,586 WHEN I DO NOW, IT FEELS LIKE THE COVERUP IS WORSE THAN THE CRIME. 216 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:30,310 >> James: CORRECT. 217 00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:31,241 THAT'S TRUE. 218 00:10:31,275 --> 00:10:32,482 [ LAUGHTER ] IN OTHER NEWS, TOMORROW, QUEEN 219 00:10:32,517 --> 00:10:34,172 ELIZABETH WILL BE HOSTING THE 2ND OF THREE GARDEN PARTIES AT 220 00:10:34,206 --> 00:10:36,620 BUCKINGHAM PALACE, BUT DUE TO MOBILITY ISSUES, THE QUEEN WILL 221 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:38,379 NOT BE ATTENDING. 222 00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:42,758 ALSO, IT'S HER DAY TO DO THE PALACE LAUNDRY. 223 00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:46,482 [ LAUGHTER ] FOR YOU AMERICANS, A ROYAL 224 00:10:46,517 --> 00:10:50,689 GARDEN PARTY AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK 225 00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:52,241 IT IS. 226 00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:54,482 WHATEVER YOU HAVE IN YOUR BRAIN RIGHT NOW, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 227 00:10:54,517 --> 00:11:02,000 A TYPICAL GARDEN PARTY WILL HOST AROUND 8,000 GUESTS WITH AROUND 228 00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:03,137 27,000 CUPS OF TEA, 20,000 SANDWICHES AND 20,000 SLICES OF 229 00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:06,551 CAKE SERVED. 230 00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:10,620 IT'S FUN TO SHOW UP AND BE LIKE OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME, BUT 231 00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:14,517 WHAT'S EVERYONE ELSE GONNA EAT? 232 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:21,000 [ LAUGHTER ] TEXTBOOK GARDEN PARTY HUMOR. 233 00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:22,241 "THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS" HAS CONFIRMED THAT ZEUS 234 00:11:22,275 --> 00:11:28,000 THE GREAT DANE IS NOW THE WORLD'S TALLEST DOG. 235 00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:29,931 ZEUS LIVES IN TEXAS AND STANDS AT OVER THREE-FEET, FIVE INCHES. 236 00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:34,034 HERE HE IS HERE, BIG DEAL, IF IT'S NOT A BULLDOG WHO CAN RIDE 237 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:37,241 A SKATEBOARD, I'M NOT INTERESTED. 238 00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:44,965 [LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE THAT PHOTO AGAIN? 239 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,206 THAT IS TRULY A BIZARRE PICTURE. 240 00:11:46,241 --> 00:11:53,000 NOT BECAUSE THE DOG IS SO BIG, BUT BECAUSE THEY'VE CHOSEN TO 241 00:11:53,034 --> 00:12:01,000 POSE LIKE THEY'RE ON A BLIND DATE. 242 00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:02,827 [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE 243 00:12:02,862 --> 00:12:06,000 THOUGHT OF, LIKE, WE WANT TO SHOW EVERYBODY -- LET'S BE 244 00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:09,689 HONEST, LET'S CALL IT WHAT IT IS, IT'S A BIG [ BLEEP ] DOG, 245 00:12:09,724 --> 00:12:10,620 RIGHT? 246 00:12:10,655 --> 00:12:12,310 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A BIG DOG, A WORLD RECORD 247 00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:12,827 HOLDER? 248 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:13,413 HOW SHOULD WE DO IT? 249 00:12:13,448 --> 00:12:16,413 PUT IT ON THE COUCH. 250 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,965 NONE OF THIS IMPRESSES ME. 251 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,344 NONE OF IT. 252 00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:23,620 I JUST WATCHED A FILM ABOUT A DOG WHO WAS WAY BIGGER THAN 253 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:26,379 THAT, AND HE WAS RED. 254 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,724 [ LAUGHTER ] IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE, REG, I'LL 255 00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:32,448 SAY IT AGAIN, THE COLOR OF THE DOG IS IRRELEVANT. 256 00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:33,068 >> Reggie: SURE. 257 00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:38,551 >> James: IT'S IRRELEVANT. 258 00:12:38,586 --> 00:12:40,586 I'LL NEVER STOP SAYING IT, ROB. 259 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:43,034 TRY CUT THIS OUT, WATCH WHAT HAPPENS. 260 00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:49,379 THAT FILM AND THE BOOK SHOULD JUST BE CALLED CLIFFORD THE BIG 261 00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:55,206 DOG, PARENTHESES, IT'S ALSO RED BUT NO ONE MENTIONS IT. 262 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,931 [ LAUGHTER ] >> A DOG JUST KNOCKED OVER MY 263 00:12:57,965 --> 00:12:58,379 GARAGE! 264 00:12:58,413 --> 00:12:59,103 IT'S RED! 265 00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:01,034 >> James: IRRELEVANT. 266 00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:06,275 THE SIZE OF A [ BLEEP ] BUS, MAN. 267 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:12,310 [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, WE WANTED SHOW YOU 268 00:13:12,344 --> 00:13:13,448 THIS. 269 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:14,793 THE ICONIC NOODLE COMPANY CUP NOODLES HAS INTRODUCED A 270 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:19,310 LIMITED-EDITION MAKEUP COLLECTION, INSPIRED BY THE WARM 271 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:20,172 TONES OF RAMEN NOODLE SOUP. 272 00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:23,241 HERE IT IS HERE. 273 00:13:23,275 --> 00:13:24,517 LOOK AT THAT. 274 00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:25,896 SOME OF US ARE AUTUMNS, SOME OF US ARE SUMMERS, AND SOME OF US 275 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,448 ARE PORK BROTHS. 276 00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:29,896 [ LAUGHTER ] RAMEN NOODLE MAKEUP. 277 00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:35,275 IT'S PERFECT FOR A LOOK THAT SAYS, I'M REALLY STRUGGLING. 278 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:47,758 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S RAMEN NOODLE, MAN. 279 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:51,275 I'M IN A DARK PLACE. 280 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:55,137 [ LAUGHTER ] THE CUP NOODLES MAKEUP 281 00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:56,379 COLLECTION IS OUT NOW. 282 00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:59,275 AND THIS COMES AS NO SURPRISE, IT'S EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE AT, 283 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:01,758 'SOUPORA.' [ LAUGHTER ] 284 00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:02,379 , NO, DON'T. 285 00:14:02,413 --> 00:14:04,206 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 286 00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:04,827 NO. 287 00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:07,310 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 288 00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:11,344 IT'S THE JOKE THAT SAYS WE'RE REALLY STRUGGLING. 289 00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,379 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY! 290 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:42,862 >> James: WELCOME BACK! 291 00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:47,000 FUN DOCTORS, YOU GOOD? 292 00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:51,586 SHE STARS IN "HACKS," HANNAH EINBINDER! 293 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,862 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Reggie: IT'S HANNAH 294 00:14:52,896 --> 00:15:04,551 EINBINDER ALL THE WAY FROM WHERE YOU THINK, WHICH IS EVERY DAY! 295 00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,206 >> James: I LOVE IT! 296 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:09,034 SHE STARS IN "MINX," LENNON PARHAM! 297 00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:14,034 >> Reggie: IT'S LENNON PARHAM! 298 00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:18,379 SHE'S WONDERFUL AND ALSO ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS 299 00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:19,517 IN THE UNIVERSE! 300 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:23,448 GIVE IT UP FOR LENNON! 301 00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:26,344 ON THE SHOW FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THE THE LAST TIME AND ALSO 302 00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:30,862 THE FIRST TIME AGAIN! 303 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:34,655 ♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 304 00:15:34,689 --> 00:15:36,655 >> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE! 305 00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:38,620 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING! 306 00:15:38,655 --> 00:15:42,827 NOW, I HEAR YOUR KIDS ARE VERY VERY EXCITED THAT YOU ARE HERE. 307 00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,068 IS THIS TRUE. 308 00:15:44,103 --> 00:15:50,724 >> MY DAUGHTER IS NINE YEARS OLD, AND KI IS FIVE AND A HALF. 309 00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:54,827 THEY'VE BOTH STARRING IN THEIR OWN PRODUCTION OF "INTO THE 310 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,103 WOODS." 311 00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:59,827 WHEN I TOLD THEM I WAS COMING HERE, MY DAUGHTER WAS ECSTATIC. 312 00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:00,758 SHE'S PLAYING JACK. 313 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,344 >> James: GREAT PART, BEST SONG. 314 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,689 >> AND HI SON IS PLAYING THE BAKER. 315 00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:05,310 >> James: REALLY? 316 00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:07,655 AND HE'S FIVE AND A HALF? 317 00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:08,758 >> YEAH. 318 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:14,034 >> James: WOW. 319 00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:15,137 IT'S FUN TIME. 320 00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:16,034 IT'S FOR CHILDREN. 321 00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:18,689 >> James: CORRECT, ABSOLUTELY! 322 00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:21,551 THAT'S WEDNESDAY'S SHOW? 323 00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:22,827 >> KI'S IS JUNE 16. 324 00:16:22,862 --> 00:16:24,862 >> James: OH, I'M OUT OF TOWN. 325 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:28,000 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND MY DAUGHTER'S IS MAY 22. 326 00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:31,137 >> James: WE WISH YOU WITH THE PRODUCTION OF "INTO THE WOODS." 327 00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:34,379 IT'S A GREAT SHOW, HAVE A GREAT TIME. 328 00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:36,551 HANNAH, YOU HAVE A CONNECTION TO OUR SHOW. 329 00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:41,482 YOU ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, DARE I SAY NEIGHBORS WITH OUR VERY OWN 330 00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:42,827 REGGIE WATTS. 331 00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:44,137 >> THAT'S MY GUY RIGHT THERE. 332 00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:47,758 >> James: TOUR ME THROUGH A TYPICAL HANG WITH REG. 333 00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:50,862 >> WELL, AS YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING TYPICAL ABOUT THAT MAN. 334 00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:52,275 >> James: NO. 335 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,241 AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. 336 00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:57,517 REGGIE AND I, WE HANG, WE WALK AROUND OUR NEIGHBORHOOD, WE 337 00:16:57,551 --> 00:17:02,068 CHAT, WE LOVE TO TALK OR, LIKE, SOMETIMES REGGIE WILL BE, LIKE, 338 00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:07,619 DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME TO A VIRTUAL REALITY TECH CANNABIS 339 00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:09,344 EVENT IGLOO IN THE DESERT? 340 00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:12,586 AND I WILL BE, LIKE, I'M FREE, AND WE ROCK WITH THAT. 341 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:14,723 WE JUST GO WHERE THE WIND TAKES US. 342 00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:17,792 >> James: YOU GO WITH WHERE THE WIND TAKES YOU OR THE 343 00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:20,758 CANNABIS INFUSED VIRTUAL REALITY MIGHT BE. 344 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:23,103 >> 100%, WE'RE THERE, WE'RE THERE. 345 00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:26,068 >> James: NOW, YOU WERE WITH REGGIE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, 346 00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:27,103 RIGHT? 347 00:17:27,137 --> 00:17:28,827 >> YEAH, OKAY, SO -- >> James: SO INCREDIBLE NEWS 348 00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:30,482 WHILE YOU WERE TOGETHER, RIGHT? 349 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,620 >> WELL, THE INCREDIBLE NEWS IS REGGIE AND I WERE TOGETHER, 350 00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:34,482 FIRST OF ALL. 351 00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:36,724 [ LAUGHTER ] WE WERE FILMING A SKETCH. 352 00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:37,620 WE WERE LOVERS. 353 00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:40,034 WE WERE BREAKING THROUGH THE BERLIN WALL. 354 00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:40,448 MORE TO COME. 355 00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:41,275 MORE TO COME. 356 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,689 >> James: THAT'S NOT A YOU HAVISM. 357 00:17:44,724 --> 00:17:45,344 >> NO. 358 00:17:45,379 --> 00:17:46,862 >> James: JUST TO BE CLEAR. 359 00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:54,275 AND THEN WHILE I WAS THERE, WE GOT NEWS THAT MY SHOW "MINX" 360 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:56,172 GOT RENEWED FOR SEASON 2. 361 00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:58,137 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> James: AS IT SHOULD. 362 00:17:58,172 --> 00:17:58,793 YEAH. 363 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,344 >> James: THAT'S GREAT NEWS. 364 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,000 YES. 365 00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:02,000 >> James: LOOK AT YOU, REG. 366 00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:03,379 BOY, YOU GET AROUND. 367 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:04,275 >> HE'S A BLESSING. 368 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,206 >> James: LOOK AT THEM. 369 00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:06,482 >> Reggie: THANK YOU. 370 00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:09,758 >> James: NOW, HANNAH, YOU'RE A STANDUP COMEDIENNE, CURRENTLY 371 00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:11,068 ON TOUR. 372 00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:14,931 WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PLACES TO PERFORM WHILE YOU'RE OUT ON THE 373 00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,172 ROAD? 374 00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:21,379 >> I LOVE EVERYWHERE ACROSS THIS GREAT NATION AND BEYOND IT. 375 00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:26,517 I AM GOING ACROSS THE POND TO LONDON COMING UP. 376 00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:27,448 I'M EXCITED. 377 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,482 [ CHEERING ] YEAH, HELL, YEAH. 378 00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:33,793 I'M GOING THERE SEPTEMBER 26 TO OCTOBER 8th. 379 00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:34,517 >> James: OH. 380 00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:35,724 THAT'S EXCITING. 381 00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:40,724 BUT THE TRUTH IS, I'M FROM LOS ANGELES, BORN AN RAISED HER- 382 00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:42,310 [ CHEERING ] >> YEAH. 383 00:18:42,344 --> 00:18:43,586 HELL, YEAH. 384 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:47,482 I LOVE AN L.A. CROWD MORE THAN ANYTHING, I DO, BECAUSE THEY'RE 385 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,000 TOUGH. 386 00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:48,793 I LOVE A CHALLENGE. 387 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,241 >> James: HOW ARE THEY TOUGH, WHY? 388 00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:54,586 >> BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT EASILY IMPRESSED. 389 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:59,172 L.A. CROWDS, YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD BE, LIKE, AN ACTOR, 390 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,724 OH, I LOVE THAT SHOW. 391 00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:04,551 THEY SAY, OH, YOU'RE AN ACTOR IN SO ARE ALL OF US. 392 00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:08,551 MY DOG WAS IN A PET SMART COMMERCIAL LAST WEEK, YOU'RE NOT 393 00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:09,000 SPECIAL. 394 00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:09,931 SO I LOVE THAT. 395 00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:10,827 I LOVE THAT. 396 00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:13,827 YOU KNOW, THEY'VE GOT TASTE, I LOVE 'EM. 397 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,413 >> James: THEY'VE GOT TASTE, TEY DO. 398 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:20,172 EARLY IN YOUR CAREER, WE SHARED THIS IN COMMON, YOU WAITED 399 00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:20,482 TABLES. 400 00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:21,620 >> YES. 401 00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:23,862 >> James: TALK ME THROUGH YOUR VIBE WITH THE CUSTOMERS. 402 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:27,862 >> I WORKED AT A PLACE CALLED THE BULL MOOSE SALOON -- YEAH, 403 00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:30,896 SOUNDS AS AWESOME AS IT WAS. 404 00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:34,137 [ LAUGHTER ] I DID MAKE FRIENDS FOR LIFE BUT 405 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:39,034 IT'S ON 44th AND 9th IN "HELL'S KITCHEN," WHICH IS A 406 00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:41,793 NOTORIOUSLY KIND PART OF TOWN WHERE EVERYONE IS JUST GENERALLY 407 00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:43,000 NICE. 408 00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:46,793 I HAD A TABLE THAT CAME IN ONE TIME, AND I GUESS I WASN'T, 409 00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,068 LIKE, THE FRIENDLIEST. 410 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:52,724 I WAS, LIKE, A REALLY GOOD WAY TREES, SO GOOD AT MULTI-TASKING, 411 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,862 LIKE, MEMORIZE, YOU WANTED POPPERS BUT NOT THE CURLY FRIES, 412 00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:56,793 GOT IT. 413 00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:58,931 AND I WOULD BE ABLE TO GO AROUND THE TABLE. 414 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:04,482 BUT THIS ONE GENTLEMEN WAS, LIKE, HEY, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO 415 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:05,310 SMILE? 416 00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:06,827 [ AUDIENCE REACTS ] >> James: OH... 417 00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:08,551 THIS WAS BEFORE I WAS OFFICIALLY MARRIED. 418 00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:10,758 I WAS IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP. 419 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,000 I DIDN'T HAVE KIDS. 420 00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:16,034 AND I SAID TO HIM, WOULD YOU SMILE IF YOUR HUSBAND JUST LEFT 421 00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:22,034 AND YOU HAD THREE MOUTHS TO FEED? 422 00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:24,551 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, [ BLEEP ]. 423 00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:28,724 YOU ENJOY YOUR FRIES. 424 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:31,827 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT'S "HELL'S KITCHEN," 425 00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:32,448 >> James: CORRECT. 426 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,344 WE THROW DOWN. 427 00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:34,827 >> James: THAT'S IT. 428 00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:36,068 WE THROW DOWN. 429 00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:40,689 >> James: HANNAH, WE'VE GOT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON SEASON TWO 430 00:20:40,724 --> 00:20:41,862 OF "HACKS." 431 00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:43,137 WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS SEASON? 432 00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:45,724 >> THIS SEASON, THE GIRLS HIT THE ROAD. 433 00:20:45,758 --> 00:20:49,620 A LOT OF REALLY BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, INTEREST 434 00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:53,620 ENSEMBLE, I WOULD SAY, SHINES, AND IT'S JUST A LOT MORE OF WHAT 435 00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:59,448 WE LOVED FROM SEASON ONE, A LOT OF LAUGHS, A LOT OF TEARS, A LOT 436 00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:00,689 OF LOVE. 437 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:04,551 SO, YEAH, IT'S A LOT MORE OF THE SAME BUT BETTER, IF YOU CAN 438 00:21:04,586 --> 00:21:05,310 BELIEVE IT. 439 00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:08,275 >> James: IT'S SUCH A GOOD SHOW. 440 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,551 I LOVE THE SHOW TAKES PLACE IN LAS VEGAS. 441 00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:13,379 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE FILMING THERE. 442 00:21:13,413 --> 00:21:18,172 HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY CRAZY EXPERIENCES WHILE YOU HAVE BEEN 443 00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:19,344 THERE? 444 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:23,137 >> YOU KNOW, VEGAS HAS REALLY BEEN A CURSED AREA FOR ME, 445 00:21:23,172 --> 00:21:23,586 PERSONALLY. 446 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:24,241 >> James: OKAY. 447 00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:28,034 I HAVE A WEE VEGAS STORY. 448 00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:32,137 I WENT THERE WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS FROM COLLEGE, MY COLLEGE 449 00:21:32,172 --> 00:21:37,103 ROOMMATES, ELIE, BELA AND SASHA A YEAR AFTER WE GRADUATED, SO WE 450 00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:39,724 DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY TO SPEND. 451 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,206 WE SPLIT ONE HOTEL ROOM. 452 00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:46,034 WE WERE, LIKE, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO TO DINNER OR SEE A SHOW, 453 00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:49,482 WE'LL GET INTO THE CLUB FREE AND HIT THE WHOLE FOODS HOT BAR ON 454 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,068 OUR WAY INTO TOWN. 455 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:54,172 [ LAUGHTER ] AND, SO, WE GET TO THE HOTEL, 456 00:21:54,206 --> 00:21:56,655 THE CARPET IS DAMP. 457 00:21:56,689 --> 00:22:05,000 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S THAT IS A QUESTION WE CAN 458 00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:08,724 ALL ASK OURSELVES FOR THE REST OF TIME. 459 00:22:08,758 --> 00:22:12,827 AND WE GO OUT -- WE'RE, YOU KNOW, WE'RE AT THE CLUB. 460 00:22:12,862 --> 00:22:18,827 YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS MY FRIENDS, MAKE THEM LAUGH. 461 00:22:18,862 --> 00:22:29,034 I MOUNT A STRIPPER POLE, AND I ATTEMPT A MOVE THAT CAUSES ME TA 462 00:22:29,068 --> 00:22:30,655 DISC IN MY BACK. 463 00:22:30,689 --> 00:22:34,137 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I LIMP BACK TO THE ROOM WITH 464 00:22:34,172 --> 00:22:43,482 MY GIRLS, AND AT ABOUT 2:33 A.M., I BEGIN TO -- I AM 465 00:22:43,517 --> 00:22:45,586 AWOKEN BY A COLD SWEAT. 466 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:53,172 I RUN TO THE BATHROOM, AND IT WAS LIKE THE SCENE FROM 467 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:53,793 BRIDESMAIDS IN THERE. 468 00:22:53,827 --> 00:22:55,689 THE HOT BAR GOT ME, FOLKS. 469 00:22:55,724 --> 00:23:00,103 I HAD A LITTLE FOOD POISONING. 470 00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:05,241 [ AUDIENCE REACTS ] YEAH, VEGAS WASN'T MY JAM. 471 00:23:05,275 --> 00:23:08,724 I SWORE NEVER TO GO BACK AND I DIDN'T GO BACK TILL WE FILMED 472 00:23:08,758 --> 00:23:12,586 FOR "HACKS," AND THEN THAT, I BELIEVE, BROKE THE CURSE. 473 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:17,620 RECENTLY ME AND REGGIE WENT TO VEGAS FOR ONE NIGHT. 474 00:23:17,655 --> 00:23:21,758 WE SAW MUSICIANS PENN AND TELLER. 475 00:23:21,793 --> 00:23:23,034 THAT WAS SICK. 476 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:27,655 VEGAS, I'VE HAD A JOURNEY WITH IT DID, NICE, BUT SINCE IT'S THE 477 00:23:27,689 --> 00:23:28,448 REGGIE MAGIC. 478 00:23:28,482 --> 00:23:33,413 >> James: IT'S COME BACK AROUND. 479 00:23:33,448 --> 00:23:36,172 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM "HACKS." 480 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:37,413 SEASON TWO IS STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX. 481 00:23:37,448 --> 00:23:40,275 >> SPEANS DOESN'T HAVE A COMP HERE SO WE WERE ASKED TO CLEAR 482 00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:41,206 IT OUT. 483 00:23:41,241 --> 00:23:44,137 BUT I PUT ALL THE OVERFLOW IN THESE BAGS. 484 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:49,000 >> COOL. 485 00:23:49,034 --> 00:23:50,275 EVERYTHING'S NICE AND LUGES IN THERE. 486 00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:51,758 >> James: YEAH. 487 00:23:51,793 --> 00:23:58,000 I HAD A CAD BURY CREAM EGG IN THERE. 488 00:23:58,034 --> 00:24:01,793 THEY'RE KIND OF HARD TO GET NOW. 489 00:24:01,827 --> 00:24:02,827 IS IT IN THERE. 490 00:24:02,862 --> 00:24:05,000 >> James: ARE YOU SERIOUS? 491 00:24:05,034 --> 00:24:08,655 >> James: STICK AROUND, MORE OF THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK, 492 00:24:08,689 --> 00:24:09,689 EVERYBODY. 493 00:24:17,517 --> 00:24:19,551 >> HAVE YOU BEEN TO A NEW STAND RECENTLY, YOU KNOW A RESEARCH 494 00:24:19,586 --> 00:24:20,206 TRIP? 495 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,034 NO, I'M DONE WITH ALL THAT. 496 00:24:22,068 --> 00:24:25,862 I'M GOING TO DO WHAT GLENN DOES, WRITE ABOUT ISLANDER, GET 497 00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:27,172 PROMOTED. 498 00:24:27,206 --> 00:24:30,000 I KNOW YOU WANT THIS FOR ME BUT I WOULD RATHER NEVER PUBLISHED A 499 00:24:30,034 --> 00:24:33,620 MAGAZINE THAN CAPITULATE TO SOMEONE'S BAD IDEA. 500 00:24:33,655 --> 00:24:35,413 >> WHAT IF IT ISN'T A BAD IDEA. 501 00:24:35,448 --> 00:24:40,275 A MAGAZINE FULL OF NAKED MEN IS DEEPLY INEGGS SCAPABLY SILLY. 502 00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:42,827 >> WILL YOU LOOK IN YOUR EASTER BASKET, ALREADY? 503 00:24:42,862 --> 00:24:46,172 YES, OPEN IT UP, I BOOKMARKED THE PAGE. 504 00:24:46,206 --> 00:24:49,413 >> AT LAST A MALE NUDE CENTER FOLD. 505 00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:55,862 >> IT'S TELEVISION STAR BURT REYNOLDS. 506 00:24:55,896 --> 00:24:56,586 >> WILL PEOPLE LIKE THIS? 507 00:24:56,620 --> 00:25:00,344 IT'S A SENSATION. 508 00:25:04,034 --> 00:25:08,344 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ BAND PLAYING ] 509 00:25:08,379 --> 00:25:12,344 >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "MINX," THE ENTIRE 1ST SEASON IS 510 00:25:12,379 --> 00:25:16,172 AVAILABLE NOW ON HBO MAX. 511 00:25:16,206 --> 00:25:16,758 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW! 512 00:25:16,793 --> 00:25:17,620 >> THANK YOU. 513 00:25:17,655 --> 00:25:19,034 >> James: PEOPLE REALLY LOVE THIS SHOW. 514 00:25:19,068 --> 00:25:21,862 TELL US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY. 515 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:26,034 >> IT'S BASICALLY ABOUT THE FIRST EVER ADULT MAGAZINE FOR 516 00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:26,724 WOMEN. 517 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:28,241 S CENTER FOLDS WITH NAKED MEN. 518 00:25:28,275 --> 00:25:30,517 BUT THE ARTICLES ARE GOOD, RIGHT? 519 00:25:30,551 --> 00:25:31,482 >> James: YEAH. 520 00:25:31,517 --> 00:25:36,103 THAT'S WHY WE LOOK AT IT, FOR THE ARTICLES. 521 00:25:36,137 --> 00:25:42,482 I PLAY THE SISTER OF THE FEMINIST WANNA BE GLORIA STEINEM 522 00:25:42,517 --> 00:25:46,034 TYPE EDITOR WHO WANTS TO PUBLISHED THIS MAGAZINE BUT 523 00:25:46,068 --> 00:25:51,896 NOBODY'S BUYING IT, SO SHE PAIRS UP WITH JAKE JOHNSON, WHO IS 524 00:25:51,931 --> 00:25:57,827 PLAYING A PORN MANAGER, WHO CASED YOU HAVE TO HIDE IT. 525 00:25:57,862 --> 00:25:59,793 THEY DECIDE TO DO A CENTER FOLD. 526 00:25:59,827 --> 00:26:02,344 I PLAY THE SISTER. 527 00:26:02,379 --> 00:26:06,379 I'M A PASADENA HOUSEWIFE WITH THREE KIDS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING 528 00:26:06,413 --> 00:26:07,620 ELSE. 529 00:26:07,655 --> 00:26:10,034 I ENCOURAGE HER TO GO FOR IT AND I GET SWEPT UP IN THE WORLD. 530 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:12,551 >> James: IS SHOW IS GREAT. 531 00:26:12,586 --> 00:26:14,689 THIS ISN'T AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 532 00:26:14,724 --> 00:26:17,655 YOU ARE SURROUNDEDBY PENNIES ON STAGE. 533 00:26:17,689 --> 00:26:19,965 THERE ARE [ BLEEP ] EVERYWHERE ON THIS SET. 534 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,827 >> YES. 535 00:26:20,862 --> 00:26:22,758 >> James: DOES THAT EVER GET AWE WARD? 536 00:26:22,793 --> 00:26:24,655 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S A CLOSED SET. 537 00:26:24,689 --> 00:26:28,310 MOST OF THE TIME THEY'RE SHOOTING WITH THE PENNIES OR AS 538 00:26:28,344 --> 00:26:32,517 YOU SAY [ BLEEP ] -- [ LAUGHTER ] 539 00:26:32,551 --> 00:26:33,827 -- [ BLEEP ]. 540 00:26:33,862 --> 00:26:39,275 IN THE PILOT, THERE'S A MONTAGE, IT'S A [ BLEEP ] MONTAGE, ANDI 541 00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:42,000 WASN'T [ BLEEP ] FOR THAT, [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ], [ BL, 542 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,000 IT'S JUST A COLLECTION OF [ BLEEP ]. 543 00:26:44,034 --> 00:26:47,172 BUT I WAS ON SET, WE FILMED WITH A GENTLEMEN PLAYING THE DAVID, 544 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:56,172 BUT THE JOKE WAS HIS P PENIS WAS NOT TINY. 545 00:26:56,206 --> 00:27:00,275 IT'S NATE'S FIRST DAY ON SET, THE ACTOR THAT PLAYED DAVID, 546 00:27:00,310 --> 00:27:08,068 SPENT TWO HOURS GETTING A PROSTHETIC PENIS PUT ON. 547 00:27:08,103 --> 00:27:11,379 IT WAS HALFWAY DOWN HIS THIGH. 548 00:27:11,413 --> 00:27:13,310 HONESTLY, I COULDN'T LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES. 549 00:27:13,344 --> 00:27:19,448 WE GOT USED TO IT, MUCH LIKE YOU WOULD GET USED TO WORKING AT A 550 00:27:19,482 --> 00:27:24,931 PORN MAGAZINE AND BY THE END I WAS HIGH-FIVING HIS PENIS. 551 00:27:24,965 --> 00:27:26,137 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 552 00:27:26,172 --> 00:27:30,034 >> James: YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO OF YOURSELF WHEN YOU WERE 553 00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:34,241 ON THE NEWS AND YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BEING AN EAGLES FAN. 554 00:27:34,275 --> 00:27:36,689 WHAT WAS HAPPENING HERER? 555 00:27:36,724 --> 00:27:39,241 >> THANK YOU FOR SHOWING THIS TO THE WORLD. 556 00:27:39,275 --> 00:27:41,000 [ LAUGHTER ] >> James: YOU POSTED IT. 557 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:44,310 I THINK YOU POSTED IT. 558 00:27:44,344 --> 00:27:51,241 >> YES. 559 00:27:51,275 --> 00:27:52,482 TOUCHE. 560 00:27:52,517 --> 00:27:57,689 >> James: HAVING THEM ON THE SHOW ONE DAY, I'M KEEPING IT FOR 561 00:27:57,724 --> 00:27:58,931 MYSELF. 562 00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:01,310 >> YEAH, SO THIS IS FROM THE SUPER BOWL WHEN THE EAGLES BEAT 563 00:28:01,344 --> 00:28:03,620 THE PATRIOTS A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 564 00:28:03,655 --> 00:28:04,655 I AM FROM LOS ANGELES. 565 00:28:04,689 --> 00:28:07,965 MY DAD IS A PHILADELPHIA FAVORITE, AND, SO, I WAS 566 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:13,310 BRAINWASHED FROM A YOUNG AGE TO LIKE PHILADELPHIA SPORTS, AND 567 00:28:13,344 --> 00:28:18,034 THE EAGLES HADN'T WON A SUPER BOWL SINCE THE YEAR I BELIEVE 568 00:28:18,068 --> 00:28:18,793 1964. 569 00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:20,000 AND THIS WAS THE MOMENT THEY WON. 570 00:28:20,034 --> 00:28:25,068 IT WAS OUTSIDE AN EAGLES BAR IN SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA. 571 00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:27,103 YOU KNOW, THERE WAS LOVE IN THE AIR. 572 00:28:27,137 --> 00:28:32,310 AS YOU CAN SEE IN THAT PHOTO, YOU KNOW, MY DAD IS LOOKING AT 573 00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:38,379 ME IN A WAY THAT IS PURE PRIDE, PASSION AND INTENSITY. 574 00:28:38,413 --> 00:28:41,310 MOMENTS BEFORE THIS, I WATCHED HIM, I THINK HE WAS ALONE, LOOK 575 00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:45,379 TO THE SKY AND SAY, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, DAD. 576 00:28:45,413 --> 00:28:48,310 >> James: OH, I LOVE THAT! 577 00:28:48,344 --> 00:28:48,862 THROUGH TEARS. 578 00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:49,586 >> James: I LOVE THAT. 579 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:50,862 SO IT WAS REALLY FUN. 580 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:54,758 THAT NIGHT, I WATCHED TWO PEOPLE MEET, LIKE SHAKE HANDS, AND BY 581 00:28:54,793 --> 00:28:57,172 THE END OF THE GAME, THEY WERE JUST MAKING OUT. 582 00:28:57,206 --> 00:28:59,689 >> James: OH, I LOVE IT! 583 00:28:59,724 --> 00:29:03,206 REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING? 584 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,793 >> Reggie: YES, I DO. 585 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:09,310 TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO -- [ DRUM ROLL ] 586 00:29:09,344 --> 00:29:12,896 -- FOR OUR GUESTS ON THE COUCH THIS EVENING. 587 00:29:12,931 --> 00:29:13,862 >> YES! 588 00:29:13,896 --> 00:29:15,344 >> Reggie: YOU KNOW I LOVE QUESTIONS, RIGHT. 589 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:16,344 >> WE KNOW THAT, YEAH. 590 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:21,137 >> Reggie: DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS? 591 00:29:21,172 --> 00:29:22,448 >> YEAH, I HAVE A QUESTION. 592 00:29:22,482 --> 00:29:23,689 >> Reggie: OKAY. 593 00:29:23,724 --> 00:29:33,103 I GUESS MY QUESTION COULD BE, IF LENNON -- DID YOU HAVE A 594 00:29:33,137 --> 00:29:33,689 QUESTION? 595 00:29:33,724 --> 00:29:36,344 >> YEAH, I CAN DO THAT. 596 00:29:36,379 --> 00:29:38,000 JAMES, QUESTION? 597 00:29:38,034 --> 00:29:41,000 >> James: DO I HAVE A QUESTION? 598 00:29:41,034 --> 00:29:41,448 >> YEAH. 599 00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:42,241 >> James: YEAH. 600 00:29:42,275 --> 00:29:43,896 SHE WAS WONDERING IF YOU DID. 601 00:29:43,931 --> 00:29:44,931 >> James: YEAH. 602 00:29:44,965 --> 00:29:48,379 NO, DO I HAVE -- YEAH, I ACTUALLY AM PLEASED YOU 603 00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:50,793 BROUGHT -- I DO HAVE A QUESTION. 604 00:29:50,827 --> 00:29:51,379 IAN? 605 00:29:51,413 --> 00:29:53,551 DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION? 606 00:29:53,586 --> 00:29:56,034 >> DID YOU HEAR THAT, IAN, I KNOW WE'RE FAR AWAY. 607 00:29:56,068 --> 00:29:58,758 >> NO, I DID HEAR THAT, AND IT'S CRAZY YOU ASKED. 608 00:29:58,793 --> 00:30:03,137 I ACTUALLY DO -- I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A QUESTION. 609 00:30:03,172 --> 00:30:08,413 I DON'T USUALLY GET ASKED DURINT A QUESTION? 610 00:30:08,448 --> 00:30:10,206 >> I DID HAVE A QUESTION. 611 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:13,034 WHAT IF THERE ARE TWO RED DOGS IN THAT TOWN, AND THAT'S WHY UP 612 00:30:13,068 --> 00:30:17,551 WITH OF THEM IS THE BIG RED DOG? 613 00:30:17,586 --> 00:30:30,965 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 614 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:35,620 >> James: ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. 615 00:30:35,655 --> 00:30:39,000 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Reggie: IN THIS PARTICULAR 616 00:30:39,034 --> 00:30:43,206 MATTER, MR. BERNSTEIN IS CORRECT. 617 00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:46,275 >> James: HANNAH EINBINDER, LENNON PARHAM! 618 00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:48,310 WHEN WE COME BACK, THE CAST OF "HADESTOWN" IS HERE WITH AN 619 00:31:05,034 --> 00:31:06,862 >> James: WELCOME BACK! 620 00:31:06,896 --> 00:31:09,448 HOW ARE MY FUN DOCTORS DOING? 621 00:31:09,482 --> 00:31:10,758 [ CHEERING ] GOOD TO KNOW. 622 00:31:10,793 --> 00:31:14,758 ONCE AGAIN, I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE 623 00:31:14,793 --> 00:31:15,689 AND LEARNING NEW THINGS. 624 00:31:15,724 --> 00:31:22,689 AND NOW I WILL SHARE SAID THINGS WITH YOU. 625 00:31:22,724 --> 00:31:23,862 THIS IS TONIGHT I LEARNED. 626 00:31:23,896 --> 00:31:24,862 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FIRST UP, TONIGHT I LEARNED, HOW 627 00:31:24,896 --> 00:31:29,206 TO BE A WINNER. 628 00:31:29,241 --> 00:31:31,655 >> YOU WANT YOUR BACK PARALLEL, RIGHT? 629 00:31:31,689 --> 00:31:35,241 SO THAT'S PARALLEL AND YOU'RE GOING THERE. 630 00:31:35,275 --> 00:31:36,241 YOU'RE NOT GOING DOWN. 631 00:31:36,275 --> 00:31:38,724 IT'S OUT, RIGHT? 632 00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:46,724 [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU'RE GOING -- AND THEN -- 633 00:31:46,758 --> 00:31:48,517 >> James: [ BLEEP ]. 634 00:31:48,551 --> 00:31:52,482 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND THEY'RE OFF, THE RIGHT 635 00:31:52,517 --> 00:32:02,758 START, FINISHING STRONG, COMING INTO THE FINAL FURLONG. 636 00:32:02,793 --> 00:32:17,724 GOING 14 TO 1 -- IN THE CLEAR -- RACHEL! 637 00:32:17,724 --> 00:32:18,965 GOING 14 TO 1 -- IN THE CLEAR -- RACHEL! 638 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,965 AND IT'S -- >> James: SO GOOD. 639 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,689 HE'S SO GOOD! 640 00:32:22,724 --> 00:32:24,689 [ APPLAUSE ] I KNOW IT'S A SILLY VIDEO. 641 00:32:24,724 --> 00:32:27,896 I AM SO RELIEVED HE WON. 642 00:32:27,931 --> 00:32:29,517 [ LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT TONIGHT, I LEARNED HOW 643 00:32:29,551 --> 00:32:40,758 TO KEEP A MARRIAGE EXCITING. 644 00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:42,724 >> YOU'VE GOT TO QUIT THAT! 645 00:32:42,758 --> 00:32:45,448 [ LAUGHTER ] >> James: LOOK AT ME. 646 00:32:45,482 --> 00:32:48,827 JOEL, NEVER QUIT THAT [ BLEEP ] EVER! 647 00:32:48,862 --> 00:32:58,724 FORGING AHEAD, TONIGHT I LEARNED HOW TO RULE THE POOL. 648 00:32:58,758 --> 00:33:10,068 [ LAUGHTER ] 649 00:33:18,793 --> 00:33:23,517 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> James: SO GOOD. 650 00:33:23,551 --> 00:33:26,758 WOULD BE GREAT IF THAT GUY GOT BACK TO HIS ROOM AND THE SEAL 651 00:33:26,793 --> 00:33:30,551 WAS IN HIS BED. 652 00:33:30,586 --> 00:33:34,827 [ LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT, TONIGHT I LEARNED, HOW 653 00:33:34,862 --> 00:33:36,827 TO PREVENT SPEEDING. 654 00:33:36,862 --> 00:33:37,793 >> SLOW DOWN! 655 00:33:37,827 --> 00:33:40,862 SLOW DOWN! 656 00:33:40,896 --> 00:33:45,206 [ LAUGHTER ] SLOW DOWN! 657 00:33:45,241 --> 00:33:50,379 >> James: SO GOOD. 658 00:33:50,413 --> 00:33:51,724 I'M GOING TO START USING THAT AROUND THE OFFICE. 659 00:33:51,758 --> 00:33:58,724 YOU GUYS, THERE'S CAKE IN THE BREAK ROOM, SLOW DOWN, BITCH. 660 00:33:58,758 --> 00:34:00,034 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 661 00:34:00,068 --> 00:34:05,896 AND, FINALLY, TONIGHT I LEARNED, HOW TO BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. 662 00:34:05,931 --> 00:34:06,793 ♪♪ ♪♪ 663 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:10,793 [ LAUGHTER ] >> JAMES: THAT WAS TONIGHT I 664 00:34:10,827 --> 00:34:12,000 LEARNED. 665 00:34:12,034 --> 00:34:13,000 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY! 666 00:34:31,034 --> 00:34:32,034 >> James: WELCOME WITH EIGHT TONY AWARDS AND THE 667 00:34:32,068 --> 00:34:33,310 BACK. 668 00:34:33,344 --> 00:34:37,000 GRAMMY FOR BEST MUSICAL THEATER ALBUM, WE'RE THRILLED THEY ARE 669 00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:38,241 PERFORMING HERE TONIGHT. 670 00:34:38,275 --> 00:34:40,172 YOU CAN SEE THEM LIVE AT THE AHMANSON THEATER IN LOS ANGELES 671 00:34:40,206 --> 00:34:40,965 THROUGH MAY 29TH. 672 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:46,034 PERFORMING, "WAY DOWN HADESTOWN." 673 00:34:46,068 --> 00:34:53,103 PLEASE WELCOME THE OUTRAGEOUSLY TALENTED CAST OF "HADESTOWN." 674 00:34:53,137 --> 00:34:56,068 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 675 00:34:56,413 --> 00:34:57,413 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 676 00:34:57,448 --> 00:35:01,172 ♪ ON THE ROAD TO HELL THERE WAS A RAILROAD TRACK 677 00:35:01,206 --> 00:35:02,344 >> OH, COME ON! 678 00:35:02,379 --> 00:35:05,448 ♪ THERE WAS A TRAIN COMIN' UP FROM WAY DOWN BELOW 679 00:35:05,482 --> 00:35:10,000 >> THAT WAS NOT SIX MONTHS! 680 00:35:10,034 --> 00:35:13,965 ♪ BETTER GO AND GET YOUR SUITCASE PACKED, 681 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:27,827 GUESS IT'S TIME TO GO ♪ AIN'T NO DIFFERENCE ANYMORE! 682 00:35:27,862 --> 00:35:42,793 WAY DOWN HADESTOWN ♪ WAY DOWN UNDER THE GROUND 683 00:35:42,793 --> 00:35:48,275 WAY DOWN HADESTOWN ♪ WAY DOWN UNDER THE GROUND 684 00:35:58,758 --> 00:35:59,758 DOWN THERE, ♪ IT'S A BUNCH OF STIFFS 685 00:35:59,793 --> 00:36:00,758 BROTHER, I'LL BE BORED TO DEATH ♪ GONNA HAVE TO 686 00:36:00,793 --> 00:36:02,551 IMPORT SOME STUFF ♪ JUST TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF 687 00:36:02,586 --> 00:36:03,862 GIVE ME MORPHINE IN A TIN ♪ GIVE ME A CRATE 688 00:36:03,896 --> 00:36:07,827 OF THE FRUIT OF THE VINE ♪ TAKES A LOT OF MEDICINE 689 00:36:07,862 --> 00:36:11,862 TO MAKE IT THROUGH ♪ THE WINTERTIME 690 00:36:11,896 --> 00:36:15,862 WAY DOWN HADESTOWN ♪ WAY DOWN UNDER THE GROUND 691 00:36:15,896 --> 00:36:19,586 EVERY LITTLE PENNY ♪ IN THE WISHING WELL 692 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:23,827 EVERY LITTLE NICKEL ♪ ON THE DRUM 693 00:36:23,862 --> 00:36:24,724 ON THE DRUM! 694 00:36:24,758 --> 00:36:25,586 ♪ ALL THEM SHINY LITTLE HEADS AND TAILS 695 00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,586 ♪ WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY COME FROM? 696 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:31,827 ♪ THEY COME FROM WAY DOWN HADESTOWN 697 00:36:31,862 --> 00:36:35,517 ♪ WAY DOWN UNDER THE GROUND EVERYBODY HUNGRY 698 00:36:35,551 --> 00:36:37,931 ♪ EVERYBODY TIRED EVERYBODY SLAVES 699 00:36:37,965 --> 00:36:40,931 ♪ BY THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW THE WAGE IS NOTHING 700 00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:43,689 ♪ AND THE WORK IS HARD IT'S A GRAVEYARD 701 00:36:43,724 --> 00:36:47,827 ♪ IN HADESTOWN WAY DOWN HADESTOWN 702 00:36:47,862 --> 00:36:51,793 ♪ WAY DOWN UNDER THE GROUND 703 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,068 EVERYBODY LOOKED AND EVERYBODY SAW 704 00:37:25,103 --> 00:37:26,137 IT WAS THE SAME MAN THEY'D BEEN SINGIN' ABOUT 705 00:37:26,172 --> 00:37:32,000 >> YOU'RE EARLY! 706 00:37:32,034 --> 00:37:39,000 >> I MISSED YOU ♪ MR. HADES IS A MIGHTY KING 707 00:37:39,034 --> 00:37:44,482 MUST BE MAKING ♪ SOME MIGHTY BIG DEALS 708 00:37:44,517 --> 00:37:48,482 SEEMS LIKE HE OWNS EVERYTHING ♪ KIND OF MAKES YOU WONDER 709 00:37:48,517 --> 00:37:51,724 HOW IT FEELS 710 00:37:59,034 --> 00:38:00,137 ♪ ALL ABOARD... 711 00:38:00,172 --> 00:38:03,034 ♪ A-ONE, A-TWO ♪ A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 712 00:38:03,068 --> 00:38:09,275 WAY DOWN HADESTOWN ♪ WAY DOWN UNDER THE GROUND 713 00:38:09,310 --> 00:38:13,137 WAY DOWN HADESTOWN ♪ WAY DOWN UNDER THE GROUND 714 00:38:13,172 --> 00:38:17,620 WAY DOWN UNDER THE GROUND ♪ WAY DOWN UNDER THE GROUND 715 00:38:17,655 --> 00:38:23,034 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 716 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:34,000 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 717 00:38:34,034 --> 00:38:38,551 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CAST OF "HADESTOWN" NOW PLAYING ON 718 00:38:38,586 --> 00:38:39,827 BROADWAY. 719 00:38:39,862 --> 00:38:40,793 ON TOUR ACROSS THE COUNTRY, AND AT THE AHMANSON THEATER IN LOS 720 00:38:40,827 --> 00:38:42,379 ANGELES THROUGH MAY 29. 721 00:38:42,413 --> 00:38:43,965 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! 722 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 OH, MAN, THAT WAS GREAT! 723 00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:58,172 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 724 00:38:58,206 --> 00:39:00,034 JOIN US TOMORROW WHEN JOHN TRAVOLTA IS GOING TO TEACH US 725 00:39:00,068 --> 00:39:05,310 HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT PAAÂTEEÉ. 726 00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:07,344 WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN.