♪ ARE YOU READY ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN,
♪ ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, DON'T YOU WORRY BABY
♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM, IT'LL BE ALRIGHT,
♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, COMING
FROM THE BOINGO HOT SPOT RIGHT THERE BEHIND THE PURPLE CURTAIN,
IT IS THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES CORDEN!
JONATHAN: HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, I
APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE. THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH FOR
COMING, EVERYBODY. I GREATLY APPRECIATE IT.
CHEESIER, GANG. GOOD EVENING, WELCOME TO THE
LATE LATE SHOW, BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANKS FOR STAYING
UP FOR US, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
LET'S LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GESES ON THE SHOW TONIGHT S A
WONDERFUL ACTOR, PODCAST HOST, YOU KNOW HIM FROM THE OFFICE, HE
WAS IN A HE'S A WONDERFUL ACTOR AND
THE PARAMOUNT PLUS MOVIE, "JERRY AND MARGE GO LARGE," AND THE AMC
DRAMA, "DARK WIND," THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL, RAINN WILSON!
>> HOW ARE YOU. >> I'M DOING GOOD.
>> SO NICE TO SIGH, HOW ARE DO YOU DOING.
>> HOW DO I LOOK. ARE WE GOING TO DO AN INTERVIEW
LATER. >> IT IS TOTALLY UP TO YOU.
>> I WOULD LOVE IT. >> YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
>> OKAY, LET'S DO WHERE YOU WHERE ARE YOU THE HOST, COME ON,
WE WILL HAVE SOME BANTER T WILL BE GREAT.
>> THAT SOUNDS FUN, DO YOU WANT TO DO A SPIN ON THREE.
>> OKAY. >> ONE, TWO, THREE.
RAINN WILSON, EVERYBODY. AND
MAKING HER LATE-NIGHT DEBUT, SHE'S THE STAR OF "MORBIUS,"
"TRUE DETECTIVE," "SIX UNDERGROUND," AND SO MUCH MORE.
THE DAZZLING, ADRIA ARJONA IS HERE ADRIA.
>> HELLO. >> HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? >> YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE HAVING
A GREAT TIME. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE?
WANTS A LITTLE TEQUILA, I NEED SOME LIQUID COURAGE.
>> I WILL BRING SOME FOR YOU IF YOU WANT.
>> YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY THAT TWICE.
REALLY, YOU DON'T FEEL NERVOUS, DO YOU ADRIA.
>> NOT TOO MUCH AFTER TWO SHOTS OF THIS.
BUT I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS, YEAH. >> YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE
NERVOUS B I'M HERE, YOU'RE HERE, RAINN IS HERE, MAR COULD IS
HERE, IT WILL BE A FUN SHOW, DO YOU WANT TO DO A SPIN ON THREE.
>> OH YEAH. >> ONE, TWO, THREE, ADRIA
ARJONA, EVERYBODY. AND
HE'S A BRIT, AWARD WINNING AND MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING
SINGER-SONGWRITER AND FOUNDING -OF-ONE OF THE BIGGEST BANDS ON
EARTHS, TAKE THAT SHALL HIS NEW SOLO SINGLE, "YOU ONLY
WANT ME," IS OUT RIGHT NOW. THE GLORIOUS, THE SMASHING,
MARK OWEN HO ARE,, MARK.
>> VERY GOOD. >> WE ARE SO THRILLED ARE YOU
HERE, WE KEEP BUMPING INTO EACH OTHER A LOT RECENTLY.
>> AROUND TOWN, I MUST BE LIKE I'VE BEEN STALKING YOU A LITTLE
BIT. >> THAT SAY BIG ROLE REVERSAL
FROM THE LIFE I USED TO HAVE WHERE I WOULD STALK YOU.
MI SO HONORED ARE YOU HERE, DO YOU WANT TO DO A SPIN.
>> I WILL DO A SPIN. >> ONE, TWO, THREE.
MARK OWEN, EVERYBODY. HAGGA YOU READY, THEN LET'S.
I'M JAMES COVERED EPP, THIS IS THE LATE LATE SHOW, ROLL THE
♪ ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪
>> IT CERTAINLY IS, BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANKS FOR
COMING OUT, IAN IS OUT TODAY, HE GOT ARRESTED THIS MORNING.
, YEAH, AGAIN. WE DON'T-- I THINK IT IS THE
SAME THING. I THINK IS THE SAME THING AS
LAST TIME, WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT I'M NOT GOING TO GO INTO T
HE IS FINE, HE IS IN CUSTODY AND THAT IS WHERE HE IS.
BUT THE GOOD NEW SSES OUR COHEAD WRITER LAUREN GREENBERG HAS
STEPPED RIGHT IN. AND INCREDIBLE THAT YOU HAVE,
LAUREN, BECAUSE LAUREN, YOU HAVE HAD QUITE THE INTERESTING DAY
WE MAY HAVE FOUND YOU A LOVE CONNECTION.
OKAY. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, WE HAD
A DISCUSSION ABOUT PITBULL ON -- MR. WORLDWIDE PITBULL AND WE
WERE TALKING ABOUT PITBULL AND LAUREN SAID THAT YOU SAID YOU
WOULD 100% DATE BIT PULL, YOU SAID YOU WOULD MARRY HIM.
>> MARRY HIM, NO HE, WE ARE JUST GOING TO GO STRAIGHT TO
MARRIAGE. >> LAUREN SAID SHE WOULD MARRY
PITBULL AND IT TURNS OUT MR. WORLDWIDE SAW THIS AND
REPOSTED IT TO HIS OWN INSTAGRAM, LOOK AT.
THIS. >> YOU WOULD MARRY PITBULL.
>> OH MY GOD, YES. >> STOP.
>> I NEED A. >> AND HE PUT QUOTE HE PUT
SINGLE, BILINGUAL AND READY TO MINGLE.
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS, ABOUT THIS, LAUREN.
>> I AM SO EXCITED I HONESTLY NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FIND LOVE,
AND ST ALL HAPPENING. >> YOU FOUND IT.
>> YEAH. >> SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
IT ABOUT THIS, ARE THERE ANY DM SLIDING.
>> I DID SLIDE INTO HIS DM. >> NO, YOU DIDN'T, YOU DID, DID
YOU REALLY? WHAT DID YOU SAY.
>> BASICALLY JUST SAID I GUESS, YOU KNOW, IT'S ON NOW.
AND HE HAS NOT RESPONDED. >> HE ABSOLUTELY WILL.
HE PROBABLY IS TRAVELING. WILL YOU KEEP US UPDATED?
HAVE YOU CHECKED INSTAGRAM NOW TO SEE IF HE SLID IN NOW?
>> OKAY, HE HASN'T. BUT MANY OF HIS FOLLOWERS HAVE.
(LAUGHTER) OKAY.
I WOULDN'T READ THOSE. DON'T READ THOSE.
>> NO.
>> >> James: WELL, WE CAN DO THIS
BUT WE CAN'T, WE SHANT, WE WON'T, IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
THIS EVENING, THE JANUARY SIXTH COMMITTEE HELD THE FIRST OF ITS
PRIMETIME TELEVISION SPECIALS. AND IF YOU ENJOYED IT, GREAT
NEWS YOU CAN ALREADY PRE-ORDER THE FINAL REPORT IN BOOK FORM.
IT'LL BE AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK AND KINDLE.
THE BOOK COMES OUT IN SEPTEMBER, WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE IT
FEELS LIKE A BEACH READ. BHI THE POOL, COUPLE OF DRINKS,
HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. I'M GOING TO BUY THIS, ALONG
WITH THE NEW KID ROCK ALBUM JUST TO BLOW UP THE AMAZON
ALGORITHM. RIGHT, THEY JUST WON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO. THE JANUARY SIXTH COMMITTEE'S
REPORT WILL BE COMING OUT IN BOOK FORM.
MIKE PENCE EVEN DID A BLURB FOR THE BACK OF THE BOOK, HE SAID,
"TWO THUMBS UP, DIDN'T GET HANGED."
HE DIDN'T. PRESIDENT BIDEN, MEANWHILE, WAS
AT THE SUMMIT OF THE AMERICAS HERE IN LOS ANGELES WHERE
EARLIER TODAY, HE MET WITH CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN
TRUDEAU, AND THEN WITH BRAZILIAN PRESIDENT JAIR BOLSONARO.
BIDEN AND TRUDEAU DISCUSSED WAYS TO STRENGTHEN COOPERATION ON
ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT BETWEEN THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA.
AND SINCE IT'S L.A., THEY ALSO STOPPED BY HULU TO TRY TO SELL A
REALITY SHOW. AFTER THAT, BIDEN SAT DOWN FOR A
ONE-ON-ONE WITH PRESIDENT BOLSONARO.
OR AS BIDEN PUT IT, HE GOT A 'FULL BRAZILIAN.'
PETE JUST WENT HO-HO. IMAGINE, THAT ARE YOU THINK
BEING IT RIGHT NOW. >> I'M TRYING NOT TO.
>> BIDEN WITH A BRAZILIAN. >> THAT SAY PICTURE I DON'T WANT
IN MY HEAD. >> WHERE DO YOU STAND MAN
SCAPINGWISE, PETE WHAT DO YOU DO.
>> I'M OLD DISOOL. >> YOU LET IT G YOU LET IT GO.
REALLY? THE WHOLE LOT.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> YOU GO FOR IT.
>> LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME. BUT YOU GET ME ALL.
>> HE SAID LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE GOT.
>> YEAH. >> REALLY, JUST A FULL-- OH,
WOW. >> YEAH.
>> TAKES A YEAR TO GET THROUGH THAT, DOESN'T IT?
>> YOU HAVE TO TALK TO SWEET PEA.
>> LIKE HIS OWN DISCOVERY CHANNEL DOCUMENTARY.
THE SUMMIT HAS BEEN ROCKED WITH CONTROVERSY, WITH MANY COUNTRIES
SENDING LOWER-RANKING DIPLOMATS AND PEOPLE WHO HAD NO POWER
WITHIN THEIR OWN GOVERNMENTS. FOR EXAMPLE, JOE BIDEN.
AND DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? THIS AFTERNOON, TWO PEOPLE HAD
TO BE RESCUED AFTER FALLING INTO A CHOCOLATE TANK AT AN M&M
FACTORY IN PENNSYLVANIA. THEY'RE FINE, BUT FIRST
RESPONDERS HAD TO CUT A HOLE IN THE SIDE OF THE TANK TO GET THEM
OUT. HOW DOES THIS NOT HAPPEN EVERY
DAY AT A CHOCOLATE FACTORY? IF I WORKED IN A CHOCOLATE
FACTORY, I WOULD CONSTANTLY BE -- WHOA,
TRYING TO GET A TASTE, IT'S A SHAME THIS STORY DIDN'T HAPPEN
IN ENGLAND, IT WOULD HAVE TASTED MUCH BETTER.
THAT IS CHOCOLATE YOU CAN SWIM IN.
MOVING ON, THE MAKER OF ONE OF THE UNITED STATES' MOST BELOVED
CONDIMENTS, SRIRACHA, HAS BEEN FORCED TO SUSPEND PRODUCTION OF
ITS ICONIC SPICY SAUCES DUE TO A SHORTAGE OF CHILI PEPPERS.
THIS DOESN'T AFFECT ME, I'M FROM BRITAIN.
MY SPICE LEVEL TOPS OUT AT MARMALADE.
THEY'VE HAD TO SUSPEND PRODUCTION DUE TO A SHORTAGE OF
CHILI PEPPERS. LUCKILY, SRIRACHA IS ALREADY
ADDRESSING THE SHORTAGE OF CHILI PEPPERS, THEY JUST HIRED ANTHONY
KIEDIS AND FLEA. THANK YOU, MADAME, THANK YOU,
NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T JOIN IN, OKAY.
DON'T, CAN I BE HONEST, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE
AND THE BAND THEY ARE IN, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO LEAVE NOW.
>> I THINK PEOPLE KNEW. I DON'T THINK THAT WAS THE
ISSUE. >> YOU THINK IT WAS JUST A BAD
JOKE. WHY IS IT IN THE MONOLOGUE.
>> YOU SEEMED TO LIKE IT N YOU KNOW, REHEARSAL.
>> I'M NOT LISTENING. >> WE THOUGHT IT WAS BAD, YOU
SEEMED EXCITED ABOUT IT WHEN WE READ IT EARLIER, BEN AND I BOTH
WANTED IT OUT. >> WELL, YOU NEVER SAID THAT.
>> BECAUSE WERE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT IT.
>> WHY WAS I EXCITED ABOUT TWNS YOU JMP-- JUMPED TO IT AS A
FAVORITE. >> I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS, I WAS NEVER ONCE EXCITED ABOUT IT,
WHAT I DID WAS I THINK WE CAN PHRASE IT BETTER, I REREAD T I
DIDN'T HAVE A BETTER WAY AND SAID NO, IT'S FINE.
AND NOBODY WENT, I DON'T THINK IT IS VERY FUNNY.
>> THAT IS YOUR FUNNY. >> THAT IS ME EXCITED, BLEERP
BLEEP. THAT IS AN YOWTS RAGE.
>> THAT IS LIKE YOU AT PEAK LEVELS OF EXCITEMENT DURING A
MONOLOGUE READ. >> NO, IT IS NOT, ABSOLUTELY
NOT. >> JUMPED RIGHT TO T LITTLE
TRUFFLE PICK. >> NO, BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK IT
WORKED AND THEN I WAS LIKE IT IS ALL RIGHT, NO ONE ELSE HAS
SAID-- WELL, THAT WOMAN LIKED IT, AND I LIKE HER VERY, VERY
MUCH. THANK YOU, MADAME.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
I WAS NOT EXCITED ABOUT THAT JOKE.
>> WERE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT IT. >> I WILL NOT HAVE THAT.
>> YOU WERE BESIDE YOURSELF ABOUT IT.
>> [BLEEP] THRARKS IS JUST NOT TRUE.
THAT HAS REALLY WOUND ME UP, THAT, REALLY WOUND ME UP.
ARE YOU A SPICY GUY, ROB, DO YOU LIKE SPICY FOOD.
>> YEAH. >> DO YOU?
>> NOT LIKE EXTREME STUFF BUT SPICE' STUFF ON TACOS.
>> I ALWAYS THINK YOU HAVE THE PALATE OF LIKE AN 11 YEAR OLD.
>> CAN I SEE WHY YOU WOULD THINK THAT.
I WOULD JUST LIKE DRY BREAD AND TURKEY NO MUSTARD.
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>> IT IS INTERESTING THAT WINNIE SHOOK HER HEAD, SHE GETS HIM
LUNCH EVERY DAY. >> YOU GET ROB'S LUNCH EVERY
DAY, HAS HE EVER REQUESTED. >> BLANDEST FOOD EVER.
LIKE ARE YOU QUIDDING ME? COME ON!
I MEAN I'M LISTENING TO HIM SAY LIES, HORRIBLE.
>> YOU KNOW, I DO LIKE HER, GOING INTO ROB'S OFFICE AND
CATCH HIM DOING HIS SALAD SHUFFLE.
HE HAS A SALAD AND THEN HE PUTS THE DRESSING AND HE DOES THIS
LITTLE-- AND HE STOOD UP. >> ARE YOU LIKE-- I HAVE
NEVER-- . >> YOU EVEN SAID TO ME ONCE WHY
DON'T YOU GET A SALAD AND WE'LL MIX EACH OTHERS, THAT WILL BE
FUN. >> IN IS ABSURD.
>> IS THAT NOT TRUE. >> THAT I SAID.
>> WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING THAT WASN'T TRUE.
(APPLAUSE) MOVING ON, AS YOU KNOW
>> James: AND INFLATION IS A REAL PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY
RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S EVEN AFFECTING EMPLOYERS.
TAKE SNOOP DOGG, FOR EXAMPLE. THIS IS TRUE, HE JUST REVEALED
THAT, BECAUSE OF INFLATION, HE HAD TO GIVE HIS FULL-TIME BLUNT
ROLLER A RAISE, TO $50,000 A YEAR.
I MEAN LOOK, ROLLING BLUNTS FOR SNOOP
SOUNDS LIKE FUN. BUT REALLY, THE WHOLE JOB IS
JUST PAPERWORK. THE JOB PAYS $50,000 A YEAR, IT
COMES WITH FULL DENTSAL AND A 401
BOW-WOW-WOW-YIPPIE-YO-YIPPIE-K. ANG THAT'S THE NEWS, WE'LL BE
RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. (APPLAUSE)
WELCOME BACK. NOW AS WE KNOW
TOP GUN: MAVERICK IS THE BIGGEST MOVIE IN THE COUNTRY, BUT I
O BE PLANET EARTH, THE FILM IS AMAZING BUT I HAD AN OPPORTUNITY
TO DO A LITTLE WORK WITH THE CAST BEFORE
THEY SHOT THE MOVIE. TAKE A LOOK:
ALL RIGHT APRIL YAITERS, PAYBACK, LET'S GIT GET A ROLL
CALL W HANGMAN CHECKING IN, WILDCAT CHECKING IN.
>> MAVERICK COMING IN HOT. HONEY BUTTSER REPORTING FOR DUTY
WHAT IS THE PROBLEMNESS EVERYBODY LOVES HONEY BUTTSER.
>> IS HE JUST HE'S MAVERICK, I'M PHOENIX, THOSE ARE CALL.
>> IS THERE HOGS FILLITY. >> THE CALL SIGN STRIKES FEAR IN
THE HEART OF THE FACILITY, HOW ABOUT KAREN, NOTHING CAR YEN
THAR SCARIER WITH AN AGENDANESS-- AGENDA.
>> MY REAL NAME IS KAREN. >> OH, TOUGH BREAK, I'M SO
SORRY. >> WHAT ABOUT FAT BUTTER.
>> THAT WORKS. >> JUST WORRY ABOUT THE CALL
SIGNS LATER, WE HAVE FOUR MINUTES TO TARGET.
WE HAVE GONE OVER THE PLAN A MILLION TIMES, YOU AND A TAKE
THE LEFT, YOU COME INTO THE CENTER, THE REST FROM THE RIGHT,
ANY QUESTIONS.& >> QUICK QUESTION, HOW LONG YOU
CAN FLY WITH YOUR EYES QULOSSED, I'M UP TO 30 SECONDS.
>> YOU ARE JOKING I THOUGHT YOU HE WAS HE
>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS GUY WAS ONE OF THE BEST PILOTS
YOU'VE EVER SEEN, MAVERICK. >> I MEAN, THIRTY FIVE SECONDS
IS A LONG TIME TO FLY WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED!
WOULD A BAD PILOT DO THAT? >> YES!
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT A BAD PILOT WOULD DO.
>> James: YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR CALLSIGN TO K-Y BECAUSE
YOU SOUND 'JELLY.' >> IF I HAVE EVEN ONE MISSILE
LEFT OVER AFTER THIS MISSION I'M GOING TO USE IT ON YOU.
>> CUT THE CHATTER. WE'VE GOT BOGIES COMING IN
AT THREE O'CLOCK. >> THIS IS NOT A DRILL, LET'S
LOCK IN. >> EVASIVE MANEUVERS!
>> HERE WE GO, PEOPLE! >> James: KEEP YOUR HEAD ON A
SWIVEL! >> ARE YOU DRINKING TEA?
>> James: YOU SAID THREE O'CLOCK.
I ALWAYS HAVE TEA AT THREE O'CLOCK.
WE'RE FIGHTER PILOTS, NOT BARBARIANS.
>> NO, IT ISN'T EVEN NOON YET.
THE BAD GUYS ARE COMING IN AT THREE O'CLOCK!
>> James: THEN WE'VE GOT HOURS! WHY ARE YOU ALL SO STRESSED?
HAVE A BISCUIT, I PUT A BUNCH IN THOSE BAGS YOU KEEP IN YOUR
COCKPIT. >> WHAT BAG?
YOU IDIOT! THIS IS MY PARACHUTE!
IT'S FULL OF COOKIES! >> James: SCONES, ACTUALLY.
AND IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE ONE.
GRUMPY. >> YOU'RE GOING TO
GET US ALL KILLED! >> James: YOU'RE BEING DRAMATIC.
>> THEY'VE GOT A LOCK ON ME! MAYDAY!
MAYDAY!
I'M GOING DOWN! >> WILDCAT!
NO! >> James: OH, THAT DOESN'T
COUNT. HE TALKED ONE TIME AT THE
BEGINNING AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING SINCE THEN.
>> IT'S A HORNETS NEST OUT THERE!
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! >> James: I DON'T SEE ANYONE!
EVERYONE LOCK IN! THIS IS IT!
AHHHHHH! >> AHHHHHHHH!
>> AHHHHHHH! >> (/ BOTH/ ) AHHHHHHH!
>> James: AH, MAN, THEY GOT US. >> WE WERE SO CLOSE THAT TIME!
>> James: FUN GAME, THOUGH. >> GREAT GAME.
HONEY BUTTER, YOU CAN BE MY WINGMAN ANYTIME.
>> James: OUR THANKS TO TOM CRUISE, MONICA BARBARO, JAY
ELLIS, AND GLEN POWELL. TOP GUN: MAVERICK IS IN THEATERS
RIGHT NOW. STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
WELCOME BACK. >> James: NOW LET'S MEET OUR
GUESTS TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN "FATHER OF THE
BRIDE," ADRIA ARJONA! NICE TO SEE YOU, THANK YOU FOR
BEING HERE, HAVE A SEAT. AND
HE STARS IN "JERRY & MARGE GO LARGE," RAINN WILSON!
>> HOW ARE WE, GUYS. >> ALL RIGHT.
>> SO NICE TO SEE YOU, I'M SO HAPPY ARE YOU HERE, ADD RA, THIS
IS YOUR FIRST LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
DO YOU FEEL GOOD, DO YOU FEEL OKAY?
>> YES, YES AND NO, I'M NOT SURE WHAT MI MORE NERVOUS ABOUT,
ABOUT BEING ON THE SHOW OR SITTING NEXT TO THIS GUY.
>> THIS IS WHY I HAVE HEARD THIS.
YOU HAVE QUITE THE THING FOR MR. WILSON, YES.
>> PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TOLD THAT YOU BACKSTAGE.
>> IF YOU KNOW ME YOU KNOW THAT SHELL DONE FROM THE BINGE BANG
THERRY, DR. HOUSE, AND DWIGHT ARE LIKE MY BIGGEST CRUSHES OF
ALL TIME. >> WOW.
>> YEAH. SO.
>> WOW. SO YOU LIKE.
>> HI. >> THAT'S SO NICE, WELL, THANK
YOU SO MUCH. >> YOU LIKE BIG WEIRDOES THEN.
>> APPARENTLY I DO. >> OKAY, GOOD.
>> YOU ARE MARRIED? >> I AM, HAPPILY, I'M SO SORRY.
>> NO, I'M MARRIED TOO. >> OH GOOD, CONGRATULATIONS.
>> WELL, THIS IS WONDERFUL, HOW WONDERFUL TO BRING YOU BOTH
TOGETHER TO MEET SOMEONE YOU ARE SO IN OF APP ARE YOU NERVOUS
TODAY, RAINN, YOU USED TO HAVE A TALK SHOW PHOBIA.
>> I REALLY HONESTLY DID. EARLY ON IN MY CAREER I STARTED,
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE OFFICE TOOK OFF LIKE A ROCKETS AND NOW JUST
PLUNGED INTO TALK SHOW AFTER TALK SHOW AND I STARTED TO GET
SO SCARED. LIKE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP
THE NIGHT BEFORE AND I WAS REALLY NERVOUS, I HAD TO GO
THERAPY ABOUT IT. I HAD LITTLE RALLY A PHOBIA THAT
I WOULD BE ON A TALK SHOW AND THAT I WOULD FREEZE AND THEN
THAT I WOULD BE-- STUMBLE OVER MY WORDS AND NOT BE ABLE TO
TALK. SO I DID HYPNOTHERAPY FOR TALK
SHOWS. >> AND WHAT SORT OF STUFF, WHAT
DID THEY DO. >> LOOK AT ME NOW, HOW AM I
DOING? >> COOL AS A CUCUMBER.
>> WHAT SORT OF STUFF DID THEY HAVE YOU DO.
>> IT SIN CEDABLE. I LOVE HYPNOTHERAPY BECAUSE IT
IS NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A MONGOOSE OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT, IT IS REALLY ABOUT LIKE YOU HAVE THIS GIANTS WELL
OF SUB CONSCIENCE, YOUR UNCONSCIOUS THAT YOU CAN DRAW ON
FOR-- SO IT IS LIKE A DEEP MEDITATION AND EVENTUALLY IT
JUST LIFTED AND WENT AWAY. >> DO YOU EVER WORRY THAT THERE
MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF SECRET THING THAT COULD BREAK THIS
HYPNOSIS? >> PROBABLY THERE IS A CODE WORD
THAT IF SOMEONE SAYS THE EXACT RIGHT WORD I TURN INTO A KILLING
MACHINE. >> OR PUTS YOU TO SLEEP OR
SOMETHING. >> EXACTLY.
>> AVOCADO. (LAUGHTER)
>> IMPROVISATION. NOW ADRIA YOUR MOM, YOUR BIGGEST
FAN, AS SHE SHOULD BE. SHE LIKES TO VISIT YOU WHEN YOU
ARE WORKING. HOW IS SHE WHEN SHE JOINS US ON
A FILM SET. >> SHE IS A LIABILITY, THAT
WOMAN. >> OH REALLY.
>> SHE IS PUERTO RICAN AND LOUD AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO MISS
HER. AND I REMEMBER LIKE MY FIRST
STUDIO MOVIE I DID THIS MOVIE CALLED FALLCO EXPERIMENTS AND MI
DOING A SCENE WITH A TONY AWARD-WINNING ACTORMENT I'M A
HUGE FAN OF HIS, SUPERNERVOUS. AND WE'RE DOING MY SEEN, IT WAS
YEARS AGO. >> I'M HALFWAY THROUGH IT.
>> AND WE'RE DOING THIS SCENE AND JOHN IS STRYING CRYING FIVE
MINUTES BEFORE ACTION AND I AM LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAVE TO DO
THAT, SO I STARTED CRYING BEFORE ACTION AND THEY CALL ACTIONING,
WE ARE DOING THE DEATH SCENE, SAYING GOOD-BYE T IS SO
EMOTIONAL. AND I HEAR MY MOM GOING NO, NO, WATCHING MONITORS.
MY DAUGHTER! AND I'M LIKE OH MY GOSH [BLEEP]
THEY CUT AND I STORM OUT OF THE ROOM AND I'M LIKE YOU, GET OUT.
AND SHE WAS STILL CRYING AND SHE WAS STILL.
>> SHE IS LIKE YOU ARE ALIVE. >> WHY ARE THEY KILLING YOU.
I'M JUST LIKE GET OUT, YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT.
>> DOES SHE GET STAR STRUCK WHEN YOU ON A SET WITH VERY FAMOUS
PEOPLE. >> SHE DOES, SHE IS FUNNY ABOUT
T ALSO A LITTLE PICKY WHEN IT COMES TO, YOU KNOW WHO SHE GETS
STRUCK, STAR STRUCK BY. SHE HAS THIS TINY LITTLE
AUTOGRAPH BOOK, THE DISNEY AUTOGRAPH BOOK, I KNOW, IT'S
REALLY CUTE. AND SHE WILL GO AROUND TO PEOPLE
ASKING FOR AUTOGRAPHS BUT SHE WILL ASK THE RANDOMMEST PEOPLE
ON SET, SHE WILL ASK A BOOM OPERATOR.
YOU CAN SIGN THIS AM INN MY LITTLE BOOK AND THE BOOM GUY
GOES I'M JUST OPERATING BOOM. AND HE GOES ONE DAY WILL YOU GET
AN OSCAR FOR OPERATING THAT BOOM.
SHE IS MOTIVATES PEOPLE ON SET. AND THEN IF I MOM, DO YOU WANT
RYAN REYNOLDS AUTOGRAPH. YEAH, BUT I REALLY WANT HIS
DAUGHTER'S. >> THAT IS RYAN REYNOLDS.
>> SHE GOT RYAN REYNOLDS DAUGHTER'S AUTOGRAPH.
>> RAINN, YOUR MOTHER IS A YOGA INSTRUCTOR.
SHE IS 81 YEARS OF AGE AND SHE STILL IS TEACHING.
WE'VE GOT SOME PHOTOS OF RAINN'S MOTHER IN ACTION.
>> OH WOW. >> THIS PHOTO OVER HERE.
DOES SHE GIVE YOU A LOT OF HELP. >> SO THAT IS MY 81 YEAR OLD
MOTHER BUT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
YEAH, SO SHE, I HAD TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH MY MOM.
SHE'S AMAZING. IN INCREDIBLE SHAPE, 81 YEARS
OLD, TEACHES YOGA EVERY DAY, A SPIT FIRE, SHE DID CLIMB A
MOUNTAIN BUT HI THO SET SOME BOUNDARIES BECAUSE SHE USED TO
ADVISE ME A LOT ON HEALTH STUFF, LIKE WE WERE SHOPPING ONCE, AND
I WAS BUYING SOME BUTTER AND SHE IS LIKE OH, YOU CAN'T BUY
BUTTER, IT'S GOING TO KILL YOU, THAT BUTTER IS GOING TO KILL
YOU, YOU NEED TO BUY GHEE. >> IT IS CLARIFIED BUTTER FROM
INDIA. AND I WAS LIKE, AND GHEE, IT
LOOKS LIKE IF BUTTSER THREW UP, THAT IS GHEE AND I HAD TO SAY
LISTEN, I'M A MIDDLE AGE MAN, I'M DOING FINE AND I WILL MAKE
MY OWN SHOPPING DECISION FRTION HERE ON OUT.
>> I THINK THAT IS VERY, VERY WISE, WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE
YOU ON YOUR BRILLIANT NEW MOVIE, JERRY AND MARGE GO LARGE.
SUCH A GREATS STORY BASED ON A REAL TRUE COUPLE.
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW, TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO
YOU PLAY. >> SO IT IS BASED ON A REAL
STORY OF THIS COUPLE FROM MICHIGAN THAT FIGURED OUT WITH A
CERTAIN LOTTERY GAME THAT IF YOU BOUGHT ENOUGH TICKETS IN THE
RIGHT WAY, YOU YOU WOULD WIN. YOU WOULD-- THERE WAS NOTHING
ILLEGAL THAT THEY DID THEY JUST BOT TONS AND TON, THOUSAND, TENS
OF THOUSANDS OF TICKETS, MADE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR
THEMSELVES AND THEIR FRIENDS AND THEIR COMMUNITY, KIND EVER A
DEPRESSED TOWN IN MICHIGAN. AND I PLAY THE GUY THAT SELLS
THEM THE LOTTERY TICKETS. AND BRYAN CRANSTON AND ANNETTE
BENING. >> SHE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT, SUCH
A WONDERFUL STORY, DO YOU PLAY THE LOTTERY, ARE YOU MUCH A
GAMBLER. >> OH YEAH.
>> REALLY, YOU DON'T STRIKE ME. >> I KNOW, I KNOW.
I LOVE A GOOD GAMBLE. AND I AM NOT SHOWING OFF IT IS
ACTUALLY PISSS EVERYBODY IN MY FAMILY OFF, I'M VERY LUCKY.
MY GRAND MOTHER IS LIKE YOU HAVE TO SPLAI THE-- PLAY THE SLOTS.
NO NO, THOSE ARE RIGGED AND MY HUSBAND IS LIKE JUST DO T I PUT
$TO IN AND I GOT THE JACKPOT. >> YEAH, HOW MUCH.
>> A THOUSAND DOLLARS. >> STOP.
>> YES AND I WENT AND I PLAYED LIKE THE ROULETTE AND I LIKE
NUMBER FIVE TATTOOED EVERYWHERE, MY LUCKY NUMBER, I JUST WON ALL
ALL OF THIS MONEY, LET ME PUT $25 ON FIVE.
NEVER GOING HIT. AND THEN IT HITS AND I WAS SO
EXCITED HI A SHIRT ON, I PUT ALL THE CHIPS IN MY SHIRT AND I RAN
TO MY DAD AND I WAS LIKE DAD, LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY THAT HE
WON. AND HE'S LIKE GET A FEW ROOMS,
RIGHT NOW. AND OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T LISTEN
AND I WENT STRAIGHT BACK TO THAT ROULETTE TABLE AND I AM LIKE SO
EXCITED TO KEEP PLAYING AND THE GUY JUST GIVES ME A FACE, MA'AM,
YOU LEFT YOUR BET ON, $25, I WON ALL THIS MONEY, HE SAID NO, YOU
LEFT, THE LITTLE CRYSTAL THING YOU PUT ON TOP, I HAD LEFT, YOU
PUT IT ON AND THEN YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF, MY BET WAS STILL THERE,
NO, MA'AM, LOOK UP. AND I LOOKED UP AND I HIT IT
AGAIN. >> OH WOW.
>> AND HIT AGAIN. YEAH.
SO I AM PRETTY. >> YOU ARE LIKE RAINMAN.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY. >> HOW QUICKLY CAN WE GET TO LAS
VEGAS. >> EXACTLY.
>> ARE YOU A FAN OF VEGAS, DO YOU LIKE GAMBLING.
>> I WENT THROUGH A PHASE. >> YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO
SAYS THE WORDS I WENT THROUGH A PHASE.
>> IT'S VERY TRUE. I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU.
>> IT'S VERY TRUE, I SAW THE MOVIE SWINGERS AS A LOT OF US
DID IN THE 90S. >> VEGAS BABY.
>> VEGAS, BABY. AND SIGH SPENT MANY YEARS KIND
OF TRYING TO BECOME A GAMBLING A DIJT.
IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK OUT. I MEAN I LOVE ALL THOSE
COMMERCIALS OF GAMBLING AND PHOTOS YOU SEE IN MAGAZINES AND
STUFF WHEN THEY ARE PLAYING CRAPS.
EVERYONE IS HIGH FIVING, AND SALUTING AND JUMPING AND THERE
IS A CAMARADERIE THERE. >> COMMUNITY.
>> AROUND THE CRAPS TABLE. >> YES.
>> THAT IS JUST NOT THE REALITY OF THE CRAPS TABLE.
IT IS MORE LIKE TRAUMA BONDING. >> IT IS.
>> YEAH. >> A DEPRESSION IN A ROOM THAT
SMELLS LIKE A WET ASHTRAY AND YOU'RE SWEATY, STINKY AT 3:00 IN
THE MORNING. THEY DON'T SHOW KIND OF THE
REALITY OF THE CRAPS TABLE IN THE ADS.
>> NEVER ONCE, I'M WITH YOU. >> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A
CLIP OF "JERRY & MARGE GO LARGE" WHICH PREMIERES ON PARAMOUNT+
FRIDAY, JUNE 17TH. >> DID THEY JUST ROB YOU.
>> THAT'S MY WIFE. >> WOW.
WELL SHE CERTAINLY SEEMEDS SPIRITED.
>> SHE'S A SPIT FIRE, SHE IS JUST PISSED OFF BECAUSE I FILED
FOR DIVORCE AND SHE DIDN'T EVER THINK I WOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD
IT. >> LOOKS LIKE MONEY WELL SPENT.
>> YEAH, KIND OF LOST THE MAGIC, EVER SINCE STEELY DAN STOPPED
TOURING. YOU KNOW, I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE
LIKE YOU. ONLY YOUNGER.
>> YEAH, THAT STARTED OFF GREAT. >> STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE
TWO WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY.
I ALSO HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, YOU ALL KNOW ME, I HAVE NO LIFE,
ALL I DO IS WORK. AND HUNDRED HOUR WEEKS WEEKENDS
ON MY COMPUTER, BUT THEN THERE WAS THIS GUY AND WE SPENT LONG
HOURS TOGETHER. ON THE SAME CASE AND I AM
ENGAGED! >> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> YOU PROPOSED. >> YOU PROPOSED?
>> YEAH. >> YOU PROPOSED TO HIM.
>> YEAH. >> HE DIDN'T PROPOSE TO YOU.
>> UH-HUH. >> YOU CAN DO THAT.
>> OF COURSE. >> YES.
>> YOU CAN DO THAT BUT-- DOES ANYONE DO THAT?
>> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "FATHER OF THE BRIDE," WHICH
PREMIERES JUNE 16TH, ON HBO MAX, CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS
REIMAGINING OF SOMETHING SO DEAR, TO SO MANY OF OUR HEARTS,
THIS VERSION HAS A BRAND NEW SETTING, FOR THOSE WHO DON'T
KNOW TELL US WHAT IS HAPPENING. >> IT IS TH IS LIKE A MODERN
TAKE ON WHAT WE KNOW OF THE WONDERFUL FATHER OF THE BRIDE IT
ST CULTURALLY SPECIFIC YET UNIVERSALLY SEEN, LIKE WHO IS
THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE, WHO WOULD BE THE BRIDE IN 2022.
AND IT IS A MEXICAN FAMILY IN THE CUBAN AMERICAN FAMILY, WE
NEVER REALLY GET TO SEE THAT. SO IT IS FUN, IT IS FUNNY, IT IS
SO MUCH HEART AND A WHOLE LOT OF FLAVOR.
>> NOW ACTING IS SUCH A STRANGE THING TO DO BECAUSE THERE ARE,
MOST PEOPLE THINK WHEN THEY GETS MARRIED THAT THIS IS THE ONLY
TIME I WILL EVER DO THIS. THE ONLY TIME I WILL WEAR A
WEDDING DRESS BUT AS YOU SAID, YOUR MARRIED YOURSELF, BUT HERE
YOU ARE FILMING A WHOLE OTHER MARRIAGE AND WEDDING DAY.
DO YOU STILL GET, THE WEDDING DAY BUTTERFLIES? JUST WHEN ARE
YOU SHOOTING. >> YES, YES, FIRST BECAUSE IT IS
THE SCENE OF THE MOVIE. YOU HAVE ALL THAT PRESSURE OF
THE SCENE REALLY-- THE LOVE STWEEN THESE TWO PEOPLE, FEEL
LIKE A PARTY. SO IT WAS REALLY DAUNTING I
THINK ON EVERY SINGLE ONE ENOUGH OF AND I KNOW DIEGO WHO PLAYS MY
HUSBAND, HE CAME UP TO ME AND WAS LIKE-- AND I WAS LIKE YEAH,
YES, AND HE PUT THEM IN COFFEE CUPS AND I NEVER DRANK ON SET OR
ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I WAS TERRIFIED.
>> I SAW YOU DRINKING BACKSTAGE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> AND WE WERE DRIFNGING FROM THIS COFFEE CUP AND I TURNED
INTO THE WORST ACTRESS IN THE WORLD.
I LIKE STARTED PRETENDING THAT IT WAS HOT, THIS COFFEE IS QUITE
HOT, YOU KNOW. REALLY STRONG TODAY.
AND I. >> ALL OF A SUDDEN I START
SEEING ANGIE THE COFFEE CUP AND GLORIA, OH, HELL, I JUST STARTED
DRINKING AND WE HAD THE BEST TIME, WE SORT OF FORGOT THAT WE
WERE FILMING. I MEAN WE WERE QUITE TIP SEE.
>> THAT'S MARVELOUS. >> IT IS A GOOD REASON TO WATCH
THE MOVIE. >> TRY TO WORK OUT WHEN THEY ARE
DRUNK AND NOT DRUNK. >> YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY
SUCCESSFUL ACTOR FOR AWHILE NOW. WE ACTUALLY FOUND ONE OF YOUR
FIRST SETS, YOU ARE AN ICON OF SMALL AND LARGE SCREEN.
WE FOUND ONE OF YOUR EARLY HEAD SHOTS.
NOW TALK US THROUGH THIS. >> WOW.
>> LOOK AT RAIN N. WHAT KIND OF JOB WHAT KIND OF
JOB WERE YOU GOING FOR? >> OKAY, THIS WAS A PHASE,
EARLY, EARLY. >> YOU WENT THROUGH A PHASE.
>> YEAH. >> AN EARLY IN MY ACTING CAREER,
THIS IS EARLY 90, THIS IS CIRCA '92 I THINK WHEN MY AGENT WAS
LIKE YOU NEED TO BE A HANDSOME LEADING MAN, YOU THEED TO GET
YOUR TEETH FIXED AND YOU NEED TO FEATHER YOUR HAIR, YOU NEED TO
WORK OUT, YOU NEED TO GET BUFFER, YOU NEED TO WEAR
HANDSOME SWEATERS. THAT IS ACTUALLY MY WIFE'S
SWEATER. >> WOW.
>> FOR REAL. BUT IT IS INTERESTING BECAUSE
THAT WAS, IT WAS A TERRIBLE TIME BECAUSE I WASN'T VERY SUCCESSFUL
BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T SUIT ME. I'M KIND OF AN ODDBALL.
>> THAT I LOVE. >> OH, OKAY.
BUT I REALLY FELT LIKE I WENT THROUGH SOMETHING AND EMBRACED
MY INNER WEIRDO, JAMES, AND KIND OF DECIDED LIKE WAIT A SECOND, I
BUY MY CLOTHES AT THRIFT STORES AND I WEAR GLASSES AND I READ
SCIENCE FICTION BOOKS AND THAT IS WHO I NEED TO BE AS AN ACTOR,
I TRULY FEEL IF I HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH THAT PHASE AND EMBRACED
MY INNER WEIRDO I NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN DWIGHT IN THE
OFFICE. >> YOU HAVE TO EMBRACE YOUR
INNER WEIRDO, I LOVE THAT, I LOVE THAT.
PLEASE THANK ADRIA ARJONA AND RAINN WILSON, STICK AROUND, MARK
OWEN IS HERE WHEN WE COME BACK.
>> WELCOME BACK. >> James: HERE PERFORMING HIS
INCREDIBLE NEW SINGLE, "YOU ONLY WANT ME," FROM HIS FORTHCOMING
ALBUM "LAND OF DREAMS," WHICH IS OUT SEPTEMBER 23RD, PLEASE
WELCOME, MARK OWEN!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ITS SO OBVIOUS.
♪ IT'S MY CONVERSATION, SOMETHING WE HAVE SNOATS MY
POLITICAL OPINION WHILE YOU WOULDN'T ME SO BAD MGHTS' NOW
IT'S DRIVING YOU MAD. ♪ IT'S JUST SO OBVIOUS.
♪ YOU WANT ME WANT ME. ♪ YOU WANT ME WANT ME.
♪ ♪ YOU WANT ME WANT ME FOR ME.
♪ YOU WANT ME WANT ME. ♪ WHEN YOU WANT TO.
♪ IT'S SO OBVIOUS. ♪ YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR MY.
♪ YOU WANT ME WANT ME FOR MY. ♪ YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR MY.
♪. YOU ONLY WANT ME.
♪ IT'S SO OBVIOUS. ♪ YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR
MY-- SPEAKING OUT LOUD. ♪ MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE
WATER. ♪ WALKING OUT.
♪ HEY WALKING I'LL TELL YOU. ♪ GOT NO EXCUSES FOR THE WAY
THAT YOU FEEL. ♪ IT'S JUST SO OBVIOUS.
♪ YOU WANT ME WANT ME. ♪ FOR MY.
♪ YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR MY. ♪ YOU ONLY WANT ME.
♪ YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR. ♪ IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY.
YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR MY-- . ♪ YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR MY.
♪ YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN YOU WANNA.
♪ IT'S SO OBVIOUS. ♪ YOU ONLY WANT ME.
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> WOW, LAD HEES AND GENTLEMEN, MARK OWEN.
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. >> THANK YOU.
>> GREAT JOB. >> YOU ONLY WANT ME IS OUT RIGHT
NOW. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
>> THAI SO MUCH FOR WATCHING WE HAVE MOVIE WHY RUFUS WIN WRIGHT,
THAT BROWN BAND, STAND UP FROM ALL THAT, YOU WOULD BE MAD TO
MISS IT, WE'LL SEE YOU THEN, MELISSA, TAKE US HOME.