1 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:10,443 ♪ ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUP. 2 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:11,578 TO HAVE SOME FUN, ♪ ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, 3 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:12,612 DON'T YOU WORRY BABY ♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM, 4 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:19,219 IT'LL BE ALRIGHT, ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" 5 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:21,388 >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM 6 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:27,560 INSIDE A GIGANTIC JAR OF MARINADE-- GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR 7 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:34,300 HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES CORDEN! 8 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:38,772 >> James: HOW ARE YOU, THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 9 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:41,641 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 10 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:45,512 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. 11 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:49,516 CHEESIER, GUYS. HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME 12 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:51,985 TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. 13 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:55,789 SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE HERE, LET'S SEE, EVERYBODY-- THANK YOU. 14 00:00:55,855 --> 00:01:00,427 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW 15 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:01,528 TONIGHT. TOGETHER THEY ARE THE COMEDY 16 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:03,563 POWERHOUSE COUPLE BEHIND FILMS LIKE "TAMMY," 17 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:05,131 SUPERINTELLIGENCE," "THE BOSS," AND SO MUCH MORE, THE ABSOLUTELY 18 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,000 HILARIOUS, THE LEGENDARY, MELISSA MCCARTHY AND BEN 19 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:11,271 FALCONE! ARE HERE TONIGHT. 20 00:01:11,337 --> 00:01:15,875 THERE THEY ARE, HEY CHANGE. HOW ARE YOU? 21 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:17,544 >> ALL GOOD? >> YEAH, WE'RE GOOD. 22 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:23,416 >> James: HOW IS LIFE? >> YOU KNOW, JUST SIPPING SOME 23 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,217 JUICE. >> James: OH NO. 24 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:25,518 >> YOU LOOK JAZZY. >> James: DASHING. 25 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:28,221 >> James: YOU BOTH LOOK DASHING. 26 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:30,990 WHAT ARE WE DRINKING IN THOSE COFFEE CUPS. 27 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:34,928 >> THERE SAY 98% CHANCE THAT THERE IS FILLED WITH SCOTCH. 28 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:38,731 >> James: MELISSA SAID THAT TO ME ONCE, I WAS A PARTY, A VERY 29 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:43,970 GLAMOROUS PARTY AND SHE FINISHED A DRINK AND I WENT WHAT WAS THAT 30 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:50,643 AND SHE WENT SCOTCH! >> HE'S ON BRAND. 31 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:53,313 >> James: I'M SO HAPPY ARE YOU BOTH HERE, THANK YOU FOR BEING 32 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:58,785 HERE, I AM THRILLED THAT WE GET TO TALK LATER, MELISSA 33 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,987 McCARTHY AN BEN FALCONE, EVERYBODY! 34 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:04,123 HE'S A GRAMMY NOMINATED SINGER, SONGWRITER AND COMPOSER, HIS 35 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:08,695 BRAND-NEW ALBUM "RUFUS DOES JUDY AT CAPITOL STUDIOS," IS OUT 36 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:12,265 RIGHT NOW. WE LOVE IT EVERY TIME HE COMES 37 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:17,537 TO VISIT, THE DASHING, THE GLORIOUS, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT! 38 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,406 IS HERE TONIGHT, RUFUS. >> HELLO. 39 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,175 >> James: HOW ARE YOU. >> I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 40 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:24,844 >> James: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 41 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,613 >> I'M SO HAPPY-- I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 42 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:29,282 >> James: I LOVE THIS JACKET. TALK ME THROUGH IT. 43 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:33,119 >> WELL, I CERTAINLY CELEBRATED JUDY GARLAND'S 100th 44 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:34,354 BIRTHDAY. >> James: YES. 45 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,222 >> IN NEW YORK, SO IT WAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GO OUT AND SPEND 46 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:39,959 A LOT OF MONEY ON A JACKET I CAN'T AFFORD. 47 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:42,529 SO THIS IS IT. >> James: WELL, IT WAS WORTH 48 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:47,066 EVERY SINGLE PENNY. YOU ALWAYS MIX GLAMOR WITH A 49 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:52,405 SORT OF. >> GLARYM AND POVERTY. 50 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:54,073 >> James: THAT'S IT, THAT IS THE ABSOLUTELY MIX AND I LOVE 51 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:55,008 IT. I LOVE IT ALL. 52 00:02:55,074 --> 00:03:00,980 AND I LOVE YOU, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, EVERYBODY. 53 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:05,718 ARE YOU READY? THAN LET'S, I'M JAMES CORDEN AND 54 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:08,888 THIS, THIS IS THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." 55 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:12,759 ROLL THE TITLES. COME ON, 56 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:17,096 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH 57 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,998 THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH 58 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:30,109 THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ 59 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,311 ♪ IT SRNL IS, BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE, HOW ARE YOU DOING, 60 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:34,514 HOW WAS THE WEEKEND KARM. >> GOOD WEEKEND. 61 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:38,217 >> James: SOLID. >> SOLID ONE, WENT TO A BABY 62 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:40,753 SHOWER. >> James: OOH, SORRY TO HEAR, 63 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:43,856 THAT MY THOUGHTS ARE WITH YOU AT THIS TIFF TIME. 64 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:48,361 >> I'M ALL FOR THE PROGRESSION OF CIVILIZATION, OF SOCIETY IN 65 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:51,230 EVERY WAY BUT I THINK IF THERE IS ONE THING WE COULD SWITCH 66 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,199 BACK TO LIKE THE 1950S IT IS BABY SHOWERS. 67 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:54,100 WOMEN SHOULD GO. >> James: I COULDN'T AGREE 68 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,535 MORE. >> YEAH. 69 00:03:55,602 --> 00:04:02,342 I SHOULDN'T BE THERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 70 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:05,678 >> James: GAMES. >> THEY PLAY GAMED. 71 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:06,512 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> James: WHAT? 72 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:07,847 WHAT EVEN IS THIS. DID YOU PLAY GAMES. 73 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:13,052 >> I PLAYED A GAME WHICH WAS LET'S NOT HAVE MY FIANCE'S 74 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:20,059 FRIENDS HATE ME. AND I-- I THINK I WON BUT I 75 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:23,963 DON'T KNOW YET. >> James: HEY, MELISSA 76 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:29,836 McQUARTY, BEN FALL CONE ON THE SHOW, THEY ARE MARRIED 77 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:31,571 THEY'RE MARRIED AND HAVE MADE SEVERAL FILMS TOGETHER. 78 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:37,076 IAN, COULD YOU GO TO WORK EVERYDAY WITH YOUR FIANCE? 79 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,511 >> I COULD. I DON'T KNOW THAT SHE WOULD BE 80 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:43,783 THAT INTO IT. >> James: YOU WOULD BE IN TO 81 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,818 WORK WITH HER ALL DAY. >> YEAH, SHE'S GREAT. 82 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:46,953 >> NO. >> YOU WOULDN'T DO IT. 83 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,789 >> James: NOT A CHANCE. >> YOU COULDN'T WORK WITH YOUR 84 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,392 WIFE ALL DAY. >> NOT A CHANCE. 85 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,460 I WOULD RATHER PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE FOR AN HOUR. 86 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:59,065 AND IT WOULD BE THE SAME EXPERIENCE. 87 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:03,970 BECAUSE SHE WEANED UP PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE FOR AN HOUR. 88 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,773 >> WELL, I GUESS WE JUST HAVE A STRONGER RELATIONSHIP. 89 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:14,380 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. >> I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD GRET A 90 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:15,982 PROWRESTLING CROWD. I THOUGHT THAT WOULD READ IN THE 91 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,752 JOKE IN THE SPIRIT IN WHICH IT WAS INTENDED AND THEY ARE ACTING 92 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,321 LIKE I JUST PULLED OUT A CHAIR. >> James: THEY ABSOLUTELY KNOW 93 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:25,324 THAT THAT IS BULL [BLEEP]. THEY KNOW THAT ONE OF US IS 94 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:29,062 TELLING THE TRUTH AND THE OTHER IS LYING BECAUSE HE'S GETTING 95 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:32,799 MARRIED IN SEPTEMBER. THAT'S WHAT I THINK. 96 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:35,935 >> ASK ME AGAIN IN OCTOBER. I WILL TELL YOU. 97 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:41,908 >> James: I WANT TO YOU-- THEN COME BACK, LET'S SEE THEN. 98 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:48,081 LOOK, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS ALL DAY BUT WE CAN'T, 99 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:49,916 IT'S TIME FOR, THE NEWS. AT THE JANUARY SIXTH HEARINGS 100 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:53,820 TODAY, IT WAS REVEALED THAT ON ELECTION NIGHT 2020, PRESIDENT 101 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:57,824 TRUMP WAS GUIDED BY AN, "INEBRIATED" RUDY GIULIANI. 102 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:01,828 HAVE A LOOK: PRESIDENT TRUMP REJECTED THE 103 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:04,931 ADVICE OF HIS CAMPAIGN EXPERTS ON ELECTION NIGHT AND INSTEAD 104 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:11,938 FOLLOWED THE COURSE RECOMMENDED BY AN APPARENTLY INEBRIATED RUDY 105 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:13,306 GIULIANI. TO JUST CLAIM HE WON AND INSIST 106 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:17,176 THAT THE VOTE COUNTING STOP. >> James: SO WE'RE JUST GOING 107 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:20,680 TO BLAME THIS ENTIRE THING WE'RE GOING TO BLAME THIS ENTIRE 108 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:23,850 THING, ON THE ALCOHOL. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 109 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,318 A DRUNK RUDY GIULIANNI TOLD TRUMP TO CLAIM HE WON THE 110 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:28,955 ELECTION. THEN HE SAID I LOVE YOU, MAN, 111 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:34,894 SIX TIMES, AND DROPPED HIS PHONE IN THE TOILET. 112 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:38,131 I'VE HAD SOME HANGOVERS IN MY DAY, I HAVE. 113 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:41,033 BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE, DO YOU THINK THE NEXT DAY HE JUST SATIS 114 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:49,308 THERE CRUSHING A BURRITO DRINKING A PEDIALYTE LIKE DUDE, 115 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:51,778 I CANNOT BLEECH I CALLED THE INTEGRITIES OF THE AMERICAN 116 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:57,817 ELECTION SYSTEM INTO QUESTION. I HAVE GOT TO STOP DRINKING 117 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:01,320 FIREBALL. I HAVE GROT TO STOP. 118 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:05,324 IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS, REMEMBER WHEN DONALD TRUMP 119 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:08,661 STARTED HIS TWITTER ALTERNATIVE TRUTH SOCIAL AND PROMOTED IT AS 120 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:11,764 A PLACE FREE FROM POLITICAL DISCRIMINATION? 121 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:15,101 WELL, GUESS WHAT? TRUTH SOCIAL IS NOW BANNING 122 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,870 USERS WHO POST ABOUT THE JANUARY SIXTH HEARINGS. 123 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:25,144 THAT'S IT. I'M DELETING MY TRUTH SOCIAL 124 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:29,415 ACCOUNT. HONESTLY, I'M PRETTY SURE TRUMP 125 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,317 THINKS THAT TRUTH IS JUST A FUN, SILICON VALLEY NONSENSE WORD 126 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:40,059 LIKE GOOGLE OR YAHOO. S WHAT A IT GOING TO BE FOR. 127 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,460 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE JANUARY SIXTH 128 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:43,296 HEARINGS? WHAT ELSE ARE MEMBERS OF TRUTH 129 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:45,932 SOCIAL POSTING ABOUT? HOW FABULOUS PATTI LUPONE WAS AT 130 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:53,840 THE TONY'S LAST NIGHT? AMAZING, BY THE WAY. 131 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:57,844 FLAWLESS, FLAWLESS. DID YOU WATCH, DID YOU WATCH THE 132 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:00,012 TORN EAST LAST NIGHT. >> I DIDN'T WATCH THE TON EAST. 133 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:04,617 >> James: WHAT? >> I KNOW, I KNOW. 134 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:08,487 JAMES, IT WAS PRIDE WEEKEND SO I WAS REALLY TORN BETWEEN PRIDE 135 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:11,457 PARTIES AND THE TON EAST. >> James: YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE 136 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,092 TONY AWARDS. >> NO. 137 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,062 >> James: I DID THE WHOLE THING, I DID THE CBS BIT THEN I 138 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:19,532 ALSO WATCHED THE PARAMOUNT PLUS BIT AND ITS ENTIRE SHOW WAS 139 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,033 SENSATIONAL. I HAVE TO SAIRKS A BRILLIANT 140 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:25,838 SHOW, IT WAS AMAZING. LAWS PLAWS IT REALLY, REALLY 141 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,607 WAS. IS. 142 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:33,079 >> I'M A HEATIO SHALL-- HETEROSEXUAL MAN, I 143 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:37,016 CAN'T CLAIM TO KNOW MUCH ABOUT PRIDE BUT I FEEL YOU COULD FIND 144 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:40,653 A PRIDE PARTY THAT HAD THE TONYS ON. 145 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,322 >> IS THE WHOLE SHOW ON PARAMOUNT PLUS OR JUST THE FIRST 146 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,825 HOUR, NICK, DO YOU KNOW. >> IT SHOULD ALL BE ON THERE BUT 147 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,193 I WOULD HAVE TO DOUBLE CHECK TO CONFIRM. 148 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:53,833 I'M SURE WE CAN GET IT FOR YOU. >> James: DOUBLE CHECK. 149 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:57,470 >> YEAH, WE'LL CHECK THAT. HANG ON. 150 00:08:57,536 --> 00:09:07,313 SORRY, I OPENED UP MY 401(K). >> James: OKAY, YOU LET ME 151 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:12,051 KNOW, CHIME IN, THE WHOLE TONY AWARDS, CANNOT RECOMMEND IT 152 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:13,452 ENOUGH. A WONDERFUL PERFORMANCES. 153 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,988 >> 75th RIGHT? >> James: YEAH, ALL RIGHT, 154 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:21,827 NICK, I'M TRYING TO CARRY ON WITH THE SHOW. 155 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,196 ACCORDING TO A "NEW YORK TIMES" REPORT OVER THE WEEKEND, 156 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:25,898 DEMOCRATS ARE WEIGHING WHETHER PRESIDENT BIDEN SHOULD DECLINE 157 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:29,835 TO RUN FOR REELECTION IN 2024. RIGHT. 158 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:37,310 GO OUT ON A HIGH NOTE. WHAT MORE IS THERE TO 159 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:40,646 ACCOMPLISH? MEANWHILE, THINGS ARE A LITTLE 160 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:43,516 AWKWARD AROUND THE WHITE HOUSE. JOE BIDEN IS LIKE, "WHAT DID YOU 161 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:45,818 GUYS TALK ABOUT AT BRUNCH?" AND DEMOCRATS ARE LIKE, "OH, YOU 162 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:57,830 KNOW, STUFF." PARTY OFFICIALS ARE FRUSTRATED 163 00:09:57,897 --> 00:10:01,300 BY LAGGING ENTHUSIASM HEADING INTO THE 2022 MIDTERM ELECTIONS. 164 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:12,545 THE DEMOCRATS NEED EXCITEMENT, THEY NEED A SHOT OF ENERGY. 165 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:17,450 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? TOM CRUISE/MILES TELLER TICKET? 166 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:24,256 STRAIGHT OFF THE BACK MUCH TOP GUN PAF RICK WHAT WHAT THEIR BE. 167 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:27,059 >> FLY FAST, PUNCH HARD AND DON'T ASK US ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT 168 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:42,008 OUR PENNAL LIVES. (LAUGHTER) 169 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:48,180 OUR PENNAL LIVES. (LAUGHTER) 170 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:53,719 >> OR PARAMOUNT, THE WHOLE SHOW. >> THE WHOLE SHOW. 171 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,087 >> >> James: MOVING ON, AS YOU MAY 172 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,389 REMEMBER, McDONALD'S STOPPED DOING BUSINESS IN RUSSIA 173 00:10:56,455 --> 00:11:00,626 FOLLOWING THE INVASION OF UKRAINE. 174 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:01,927 SO A McDONALD'S FRANCHISE OWNER PURCHASED THE RESTAURANTS AND 175 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:06,098 HAS JUST REOPENED THEM UNDER A NEW BRAND. 176 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:15,174 THE NEW BRAND NAME TRANSLATES TO "TASTY AND THAT'S IT." 177 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,878 LEAVE IT TO VLADIMIR PUTIN'S RUSSIA TO MAKE BURGERS AND FRIES 178 00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:27,953 SOUND LIKE SOME KIND OF IMPLIED THREAT. 179 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:33,826 TASTY AND THAT'S IT AND THAT'S NOT ALL, HERE IS THE NEW LOGO. 180 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,428 HERE'S THE NEW LOGO: AND HERE'S THE NEW SLOGAN, 181 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:37,296 "BA-DA-BA-BA-BA I'M LOVIN' IT. OR THE POLICE WILL DRAG ME AWAY 182 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:49,308 TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION." AND A PEST CONTROL COMPANY IN 183 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,846 NORTH CAROLINA IS OFFERING $2,000 IF YOU VOLUNTEER YOUR 184 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:57,817 HOUSE SO THEY CAN STUDY A NEW PEST-REMOVAL TECHNIQUE. 185 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:01,153 TO GET THE MONEY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LET THEM RELEASE ONE 186 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,790 HUNDRED COCKROACHES INTO YOUR HOUSE. 187 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,326 IT SEEMS TELLING THAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR HOMES TO 188 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:13,299 TEST THIS OUT ON, INSTEAD OF, I DON'T KNOW THEIR OWN OFFICE. 189 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:16,302 THE WAY IT WORKS IS SIMPLE - THEY GIVE YOU TWO-THOUSAND 190 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:18,404 DOLLARS TO LET THEM PUT A HUNDRED COCKROACHES IN YOUR 191 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,841 HOME, AND THEN IF YOU WANT THEM TO FIND ALL HUNDRED COCKROACHES, 192 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:29,815 THEY CHARGE YOU $3,000. THEY'RE LOOKING FOR FIVE TO 193 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,685 SEVEN HOMES TO DO THIS, WHICH MEANS SOMEWHERE, THERE'S A GUY 194 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:41,560 WITH LIKE SEVEN-HUNDRED COCKROACHES, JUST WAITING. 195 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:44,530 READY? OKAY, GREAT. 196 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:49,301 WHAT PRICE WHAT PRICE WOULD YOU ALLOW THEM TO DO, THIS A HUNDRED 197 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:54,473 COCKROACHES INTO YOUR HOUSE. $2000 TO HAVE FIFTY FEWER 198 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,808 COCKROACHES THAN ARE ALREADY IN MY HOUSE. 199 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,943 >> James: HAVE YOU GOT AN ISSUE, HAVE YOU. 200 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,446 >> I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE COCKROACH, JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD 201 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:04,717 BE FUNNY, I HAVE ANTS THOUGH, BOY I HAVE ANTS. 202 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:08,254 CAREFUL, JUST KEEP EVERYTHING CLEAN, MAN, KEEP IT CLEAN, I HAD 203 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,823 PROBLEMS AND I JUST HAD TO WASH OUT EVERY CONTAINER, PUT IT IN 204 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:15,060 THE GARBAGE, MAKE SURE IT IS SEALED AND PUT VINEGAR AND 205 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:18,063 CINNAMON ON ITS WINDOW SILLS. >> James: NO OTHER LATE NIGHT 206 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:25,838 SHOW IS GIVING YOU THIS. >> James: THAT'S THE TRUTH OF 207 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:32,745 IT, THAT IS THE TRUTH OF IT. COT-- COLBERT SPENT 20 MINUTES 208 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:36,782 ON RUDY GIULIANI, THAT IS GREAT, THAT IS THE BIG STUFF, US, WE'RE 209 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:41,520 HELP HADDING YOU IN YOUR HOME. >> James: AND FINALLY, CHRIS 210 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,322 EVANS WENT TO DISNEYLAND OVER THE WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE THE 211 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:48,594 RELEASE OF HIS NEW FILM, "LIGHTYEAR," AND THE PHOTOS WERE 212 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,597 SO AWKWARD, HE ACTUALLY HAD TO GO ON TWITTER TO EXPLAIN THAT HE 213 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,301 WASN'T PHOTOSHOPPED INTO THEM. HERE HE IS HERE. 214 00:13:55,367 --> 00:14:05,844 AND HERE. HE LOOKS LIKE MICKEY'S ADULT SON 215 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:13,319 FROM A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE. IT'S AN IMPORTANT LESSON TO ALL 216 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:17,790 MEN OVER FORTY, THOUGH. IF CHRIS EVANS CAN'T PULL OFF 217 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:21,227 GOING TO DISNEYLAND BY HIMSELF, YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T. 218 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:24,797 BUT THE PICTURES WEREN'T PHOTOSHOPPED. 219 00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:29,835 CHRIS EVANS WAS REALLY THERE JUST LIKE HE WAS AT, FRIDAY'S 220 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:33,839 WARRIORS/CELTICS GAME. AND, AT THE JANUARY 6 HEARINGS. 221 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:37,309 AND OF COURSE, HERE HE IS IN LONDON. 222 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:41,013 AND THAT'S THE NEWS! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. 223 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,696 >> James: WELCOME BACK. >> James: LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS 224 00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,566 TONIGHT HE PLAYS "CLARK THOMPSON' IN "GOD'S FAVORITE 225 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:08,474 IDIOT," BEN FALCONE! >> Reggie: IT'S BEN FALL CONE 226 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:13,679 OF THE FALL QUOAN-- FALL CONE DYNASTY. 227 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,015 >> James: HAV A SEAT, PLEASE. SHE PLAYS "AMILY," IN "GOD'S 228 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,752 FAVORITE IDIOT," MELISSA MCCARTHY! 229 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:26,925 >> Reggie: IT'S MELISSA McCARTHY OF THE McCARTHY 230 00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:41,874 FOUNDATION. >> James: LOOK AT US, LOOK AT 231 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,243 FOUNDATION. >> James: LOOK AT US, LOOK AT 232 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,345 US. NOW I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, 233 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,080 I'M THRILLED THAT YOU ARE HERE TOGETHER. 234 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:55,721 YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 16 YEARS,OKAY, IN SHOW BUSINESS, 235 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,691 THAT IS A HUNDRED YEARS N SHOW BUSINESS YEARS. 236 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,559 LET'S GO BACK TO THE START. >> OKAY. 237 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:04,330 >> James: WHO ASKED WHO OUT. THEN WHO MADE THE FIRST MOVE? 238 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:10,703 WHAT HATCHED? >> WELL, WE WERE AT GROUNDLINGS 239 00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,938 A THEATRE HERE IN L.A AND WE WOULD GO OUT FOR BEERS AT 240 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:17,910 THIS LITTLE DIVE BAR AFTER EVERY REHEARSAL. 241 00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:23,015 >> CALLED MAKE TIPS ON. >> MELROSE SOUTH SIDE AND WE 242 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,651 REALIZED THAT WE WERE STAYING FAR LATER THAN EVERYONE ELSE 243 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,088 BECAUSE WE WANTED AN EXCUSE TO HANG OUT TOGETHER. 244 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,958 >> EVERYBODY WAS GOING AND WELL, IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE 245 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:36,628 ANOTHER ONE CUZ YOU'RE NOT GOING TO, IF YOU WOULD, I WOULD, AND 246 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:41,533 BASICALLY BAY MONTH AND A HALF IN WE'RE LIKE SO WE'RE JUST 247 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:46,105 RAGING INTO ALCOHOLISM, WE SHOULD JUST DATE BECAUSE 248 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,006 OTHERWISE-- . >> JUST HANGING OUT. 249 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,908 >> James: DID THAT CONVERSATION EVER COME UP, WERE 250 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:55,080 YOU LIKE HE'S EITHER INTO ME OR HE JUST WANTS SOMEONE SO HE 251 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,949 DOESN'T DRINK ALONE, IS THAT RIGHT? 252 00:16:57,015 --> 00:17:01,987 >> I KNEW I WAS PRETTY SWEET ON HIM FOR SURE, FROM DAY ONE. 253 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:05,924 LIKE HE IS THE ONLY PERSON WHERE I LIKE YOU, THAT IS IT, I'M 254 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,993 DONE. I'M DONE SHOPPING. 255 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:13,899 >> IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME. >> James: NOW FATHER'S DAY 256 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,369 COMING UP THIS WEEKEND. ARE YOU SORTED, MELISSA FOR THE 257 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,471 WEEKEND. I HAVE HEARD YOU TALK BEFORE, 258 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,474 YOU SAID IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SHOP FOR. 259 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,243 >> IMPOSSIBLE. >> James: SO WHAT IS THE PLAN. 260 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,278 >> IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. THE OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT TOO. 261 00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:32,785 >> James: YOU HAVE FIGURED OUT WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO. 262 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,788 >> SURE. >> HOW OLD ARE YOUR DAUGHTERS. 263 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,823 >> 15 AND 12. >> James: SO. 264 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,193 >> NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU NOW, NOT MY FATHER, CORRECT. 265 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,629 >> James: CORRECT. BUT YOU COULD GET HIM SOMETHING 266 00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:46,832 FOR HIS NEW HOBBY. BECAUSE YOU DO HAVE A NEW HOBBY, 267 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,934 BEN FALL CONE. >> I DO HAVE A NEW HOBBY. 268 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:53,238 >> James: YOU ARE WOULD INTO CYCLING, I'M WORRIED WHEN I HEAR 269 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,440 THIS? >> WHY. 270 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,910 >> James: WHEN SOMEONE SAYS I'VE GOT INTO SIEBLGING, I AM 271 00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:01,213 LIKE OKAY, CUZ I LIKE THE IDEA OF BEING INTO RIDING A BIKE. 272 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,950 AS SOON AS SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE INTO CYCLING I AM AW NOW 273 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:09,354 IMAGINING YOU IN BEING ONE OF THOSE DUDES I AVOID IN A COFFEE 274 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:15,394 SHOP WHO IS FULL OF LIKE RA, HELMET STILL ON, CLIP CLOPPING 275 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:20,032 AROUND, LOOKING FOR OAT MILK LIKE ON THE HANDS FREE AND LIKE 276 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:23,902 BRO, YOU'RE NOT IN THE TOUR DE FRANCE. 277 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:27,406 WHERE A T-SHIRT AND SHORTS. >> HE HAS A LIKE RA SHIRT STRKS 278 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:31,577 MY FAULT, I GET HIM ALL LIKE RA, I LIKE IT KEEP IT TIME AND IT 279 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:35,414 SAYS SORRY AND ON THE BACK AS HE PASSES IT SAYS NOT SORRY. 280 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:38,517 I WAS LIKE IF YOU ACTUALLY WEAR THAT, IT SAYS SO MUCH. 281 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:41,520 >> THE ONLY ISSUE IS I DO NOT PASS ANYONE. 282 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:45,424 I GO UP THE SAME MOUNTAIN AND ALL THESE OLD GUYS PASS ME EVERY 283 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,893 DAY. >> James: WHAT PROMISED THIS. 284 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:53,465 ARE YOU FULL LIKE RA. >> YEAH, IN FACT, I HAVE 285 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:57,402 REALIZED THE OTHER DAY THAT ONLY MY KNEES ARE GETTING SUN 286 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,005 STAND-- SUNTANNED BECAUSE YOU HAVE THESE THINGS ON AND DOWN 287 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,975 HERE IT IS LIKE, BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE CON 288 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:07,880 TENANT-- CONSTANTLY GOING UP. I'M THIS WEIRD GUY WITH TAN 289 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,915 KNEES. SO YEAH, I'VE GOT IT SORT OF 290 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,252 HAPPENED PIECE BY PIECE BECAUSE AT FIRST ARE YOU IN SWEATPANTS 291 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,054 AND EVERYBODY IS GOING FASTER AND MAYBE I NEED SHORTS. 292 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:19,825 AND SO THEN YOU HAVE THESE WEIRD SHORKTS WELL, MAYBE MY SHIRT 293 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,027 NEEDS A POCKET. NOW I GOT THIS WEIRD SHIRT, AND 294 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:25,898 WELL, I WILL JUST GO. >> WHAT DO YOU KEEP IN YOUR 295 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:30,936 POCKET. >> I KEEP WURTHRE'S CANDY IN MY 296 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,906 POCKET BECAUSE WHEN I GET TO THE TOP LIKE EVERY PROFESSIONAL 297 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:37,543 ATHLETE I HAVE A WERTHERS. I HAVE A BUTTER SCOTCH CANDY. 298 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,712 >> James: HOW FAR ARE YOU RIDING I GO, YOU KNOW, IN THE 299 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,048 NEIGHBORHOOD OF 15 MILES. >> James: RIGHT. 300 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:49,021 >> BUT IT'S UP. >> IT'S UP A HILL, A LOT ASK UP 301 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:53,926 A HILL. >> GOOD [BLEEP] 302 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:57,396 >> James: MEL ACA YOU HAVE ALSO BECOME OBSESSED WITH 303 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,064 SOMETHING. >> PROBABLY. 304 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:02,034 >> James: AND I'M INTO THIS. YOU HAVE BECOME OBSESSED WITH 305 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:06,371 COLLECTING PORTRAITS. THIS IS A WALL IN YOUR HOUSE. 306 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,774 >> YES. >> James: YOU CORRECT 307 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,909 PORTRAITS. YOU DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE. 308 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,878 >> NO, BUT SOMEBODY-- SOMEBODY HAS TO SAVE THEM. 309 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:16,949 ST A PICTURE OF SOMEONE I'M LIKE WHY DOES NO ONE IN THEIR FAMILY 310 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:21,920 HAVE THIS PORTRAIT, SO I'M LIKE, THEN USUALLY IT IS A FLEE MARKET 311 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:25,824 AND I'M LIKE HMMMM, I SHOULDN'T, BEN HATES THEM AND I CIRCLE BACK 312 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,093 AND I'M LIKE ARE YOU LONELY, CATHY, DO YOU WANT TO COME TO 313 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,396 THE VALLEY WITH ME AND THEN I THINK ABOUT WHO THEY ARE AND 314 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:34,333 THEN I BRING THEM HOME AND HAVE I TO HIDE THEM. 315 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,835 >> YES. >> James: BECAUSE NOW HE 316 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,404 TURNED THE GIRLS AGAINST ME, THEY'RE LIKE THEY'RE ALL 317 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:46,445 POSSESSED, THEY'RE HAUNTED. SO I LITERALLY SNEAK INTO MY OWN 318 00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:49,047 HOUSE, ONE HAS A DOOLEE, A WOMAN ON A DORS. 319 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,984 >> THAT IS THE TIP OF THE HORRENDOUS ICE BHERG. 320 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:55,921 >> James: REALLY, HOW MANY. >> YOU HAVE TO HAVE 40,. 321 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,923 >> James: NO. >> MORE THAN THAT I WOULD SAY. 322 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,159 >> PROBABLY MORE THAN THAT, LIKE THAT GAL IN THE MIDDLE, I WAS 323 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:06,431 LIKE SHE IS SASSY, SHE PLAYS VOLLEYBALL ON THE WEEKENDS. 324 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:09,401 >> James: THAT IS WHERE IT DOES BECOME FUN, YOU CAN SORT OF 325 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:12,871 BE LIKE. >> I THINK THIS IS LIKE-- . 326 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,407 >> James: THIS PERSON FORMED THE SPICE GIRLS. 327 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:19,011 YOU CAN SORT OF MAKE UP. >> I HAVE STORE HES FOR ALL OF 328 00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:22,514 THEM. I'M ALWAYS LIKE THE DAWN UP 329 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:25,617 THERE, SHE'S WORKING IN A BANK BUT SHE'S CREATIVE. 330 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:28,787 SHE LIKES TO PAINT ON THE WEEKEND. 331 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,489 I JUST LOVE THAT THERE IS A STORY. 332 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:34,826 >> THERE ISN'T A STORY, YOU MADE THE STORY UP, THAT THE THING. 333 00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:37,029 >> HAVE I BEEN DOING THAT MY ENTIRE LIFE. 334 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:40,032 >> AND THE GIRLS DON'T LOOK IT. >> I DON'T KNOW THAT I TURNED 335 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:44,670 THEM AGAINST THE PORTRAITEDS AS MUCH AS I JUST SAIRD THEY COULD 336 00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:47,072 BE HAUNTED. >> James: NOW YOUR OLDEST 337 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,907 DAUGHTER VIVIAN IS 16. >> 15. 338 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,344 >> James: 15 AND HAS SHE STARTED DRIVING YET. 339 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:54,680 IS THAT GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT DOES SHE WANT FOR A BIG 340 00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:57,416 SWEET 16 PARTY, HAVE WE TALKED ABOUT THAT. 341 00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:03,989 >> SHE WANTS ANOTHER GECKO OR REPTILE THAT SHE IS DEEP INTO. 342 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:09,327 WE HAVE LeFOU, THIS LITTLE LEOPARD GECKO THAT I WAS 343 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:13,899 TERRIFIED OF AND NOW I FIND MYSELF IN HER ROOM AND LIKE 344 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:17,202 LEFOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, BUT HE IS CUTE, HE IS A 345 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:20,439 CHUNKY AND HE'S CUTE. >> James: SO ANOTHER REPTILE. 346 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:23,975 >> THAT IS WHAT SHE IS GEGHT. SHE IS GETSING FISH. 347 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:26,244 >> WE HAVE DOWN SHIFTED TO SOME FISH. 348 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:29,915 >> James: YOU HAVE TO BE SCAREFUL WITH FISH. 349 00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:33,418 >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> James: I DON'T KNOW IF MY 350 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:35,554 KIDS ARE WATCHING. >> OH. 351 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:39,491 >> James: THE MALE MAY NOT HAVE-- MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE 352 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:45,897 REPLACED SOME FISH, IN THE NIGHT WHILST MY DAUGHTER WAS ASLEEP. 353 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:53,638 AND WHEN I SAY SO LIKE A FISH DIED, RIGHT, WE ARE LIKE OH, 354 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:58,343 THAT FISH IS D, SO GETTING KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL IN THE MORNING SAY 355 00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:00,312 NIGHTMARE, IT IS LIKE A WAR ZONE. 356 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:03,215 PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING, AND SHOUTING AND YOU CAN'T GET SHOES 357 00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:06,084 ON AND IT'S A NIGHTMARE. WE'RE ALL DOING STUFF. 358 00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:12,924 AND THEN WE WENT AND THE FISH, BLUE GREEN COLOR AND THE ONLY 359 00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:19,297 FISH YOU WE COULD FIND THAT WAS REMOTELY SIMILAR WAS RED. 360 00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:24,636 SO WE BOUGHT THAT FISH AND WE PUT THAT FISH IN THE TANK AND WE 361 00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:29,775 JUST STRAIGHT UP LIED TO OURSELVE ENYEAR OLD AND SAID 362 00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:34,412 CARRIE, COME AND LOOK, IT'S HAPPENED. 363 00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:37,916 IT'S HAPPENED, IT'S HAPPENED, HE STURNED RED. 364 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:40,452 >> OH MY. >> AND SHE WAS LIKE OH MY GOD. 365 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,654 >> AND WE'RE LIKE THIS IS AMAZING. 366 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:45,957 THIS IS AN AMAZING DAY, CARRIE. THIS SIN CEDABLE. 367 00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:51,396 AND THEN A FEW WEEKS LATER SHE IS LIKE DID IT REALLY TURN 368 00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:54,833 REDnd AND WE WERE LIKE-- . >> OH MY GOD. 369 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:55,734 >> IT WAS INCREDIBLE. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 370 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:56,802 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 371 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:13,218 >> SO YOU WANT TO GO AT IT SO IT IS CUT UP HOT DOGS THAT I BOILED 372 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:20,125 SO LONG THAT THEIR SKIP CAME OFF, IT IS OATMEAL BECAUSE I 373 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:22,427 COULDN'T FIND THE MASHED POTATOE, I THINK ONCE YOU MIX IT 374 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:26,932 ALL UP, IT WILL BE PRETTY GOOD. >> IT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE 375 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:30,769 SEVERED FINGERS IN SUCH A FUN WAY I THOUGHT SO TOO, I THOUGHT 376 00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:35,207 THEY LOOKED LIKE LITTLE FAT BLOODY TOE, I THOUGHT THAT WAS 377 00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:39,211 KIND OF, YOU KNOW, FUN. >> AND A PROTEIN AND A CARB, 378 00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:42,247 LIKE THE CIRCLE OF LIFE ON A PLATE. 379 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:47,285 >> AND A VEGETABLE, THE KETCHUP. >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM 380 00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:51,189 "GOD'S FAVORITE IDIOT," WHICH PREMIERES ON NETLFIX THIS 381 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:55,260 WEDNESDAY. CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW, I 382 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,863 THINK IT WILL BE A HUGE SUCCESS. >> IT'S REALLY FUN. 383 00:24:57,929 --> 00:25:01,032 >> Reggie: MELISSA FOR ANYONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW, WHAT IS IT 384 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:04,703 ABOUT. >> IT IS A SHOW ABOUT A VERY 385 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:07,572 SWEET, A VERY AVERAGE MAN THAT GOD CHOOSES TO BE THE MESSENGER 386 00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:11,843 AND GET THE WORD OUT AND MAKE PEOPLE KNOW THAT WE'RE ALL IN IT 387 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,312 TOGETHER YET DOESN'T TELL HIM HOW TO DO THAT. 388 00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:17,415 AND ALSO IF YOU WERE CHOSEN BY GOD AND YOU WENT TO YOUR 389 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:20,652 NEIGHBOR AND SAID HI, I'M CLARK, I'VE BEEN CHOSEN BY GOD, PEOPLE 390 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:26,858 WOULD BE LIKE HEY CRAZY. SO IT IS LIKE HOW DO YOU GET THE 391 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:29,594 WORD OUT WHEN NO ONE BELIEVES YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO 392 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:32,764 SAY, LIKE EVERYBODY IS RIGHT AND EVERYBODY IS EQUALLY WRONG AND 393 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:35,901 IT'S REALLY FUNNY T IS JUST A BUNCH OF UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY 394 00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:39,004 PEOPLE DOING VERY WEIRD THINGS. >> James: THIS SAN IDEA YOU 395 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:43,541 HAD MORE THAN 20 YEARS AGO. A LONG TIME TO HOLD ON TO AN 396 00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:46,745 IDEA, WHAT WAS IT ABOUT NOW, WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE IT NOW? 397 00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:49,948 >> WELL, I WROTE A BOOK WITH THE SAME TITLE IN MY 20S. 398 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:53,418 AND THEN SORT OF SHOWED IT TO A FEW PEOPLE AND THEN WEIRDLY JUST 399 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:58,757 PUT THE BOOK IN A DRAWER AND WAS LIKE DID THAT. 400 00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:02,193 >> SEE NEW 23 YEARS. >> AND THEN I THINK WHAT, THREE 401 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:05,163 YEARS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING FUN TO DO NEXT AND I 402 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,899 THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE EVEN SAID SHOULD. 403 00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:10,302 >> I JUST ALWAYS LOVED THE IDEA THAT I READ IT WHEN WE FIRST MET 404 00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:15,240 AND I LOVED THE IDEA THAT IT WAS LIKE IF YOU WOULD PICK SOMEBODY 405 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:17,409 T IS NOT THE BIGGEST, THE STRONGEST, THE LOUDEST T IS KIND 406 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,744 OF THE KINDEST, MOST TRUST WORTHY PERSON. 407 00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:26,551 AND ST HARD FOR THAT PERSON TO ESPECIALLY TODAY, FOR THAT KIND 408 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:29,387 OF PERSON TO GET THE MICROPHONE, TO GET THE LIGHTS SO IT IS KIND 409 00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:32,724 OF LIKE THE PERFECT SETUP FOR JUST TRYING TO GET THE WORD OUT 410 00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:37,295 AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE YOU KNOW, ON THE STREET AND HE'S TRYING, 411 00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:40,598 WHERE THIS WEIRD BAND OF IC WORKERS SO WE ALL KIND OF GET 412 00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:43,902 INTO IT AND TRY TO HELP THEM. I DRINK TOO MUCH. 413 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:49,708 MY CHARACTER TAKES PILLS AND IF SHE IS AT ANY POINT TRYING TO 414 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,477 HELP. >> SHE'S NOT SUPER TRUST WORTHY. 415 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:55,947 >> I WOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. >> HARRY STYLES' MUSIC IS ALL 416 00:26:56,014 --> 00:26:57,782 OVER THIS SHOW. >> YES. 417 00:26:57,849 --> 00:27:03,888 >> NOW BEN, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A HUGE FAN, MELISSA, ARE YOU AS 418 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,023 INTO HIM AS BEN IS? >> YES. 419 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:09,427 I THINK HE'S JUST GREAT. I THINK IT HE IS WILDLY TALENTED 420 00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:12,931 AND I JUST LOVE EVERYTHING THAT HE SO, HE IS SUCH HIS OWN 421 00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:14,933 PERSON. NOT JUST STYLE IN THE SENSE OF 422 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,504 FASHION BUT BEING LIKE THIS IS WHO I AM, THIS IS HOW I WANT TO 423 00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:22,140 PRESENT MYSELF AND KIND OF MOVE THROUGH THE WORLD AND I THINK IT 424 00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:26,911 IS SUCH A, IT IS SUCH A LOVELY THING TO SEE SOMEONE JUST BE 425 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:31,916 LIKE I'M OKAY WITH WHO I AM, AND THAT IS-- MAYBE IT IS NOT THAT 426 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:35,387 ROUGH TOUGH. >> HE IS INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE, 427 00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:38,623 INCREDIBLY TALENTED, HE CAN SING AND DO ANYTHING, AND ACT. 428 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:45,296 >> HOW CAN HE DO THAT. >> NOW THAT I HAVE SAID IT OUT 429 00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:47,399 LOUD. >> James: AND HIS OUTRAGEOUS 430 00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:49,501 GLOBAL SUCCESS, IT IS AMAZING TO SEE. 431 00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:53,004 >> ALL RIGHT, NOW IT SEEMS WEIRD. 432 00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:54,706 >> James: WHAT WAS ITS DECISION IN PUTTING HIS MUSIC 433 00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:59,177 ALL OVER. >> GEORGEIE OUR YOUNGEST WAS 434 00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:02,313 LISTENING TO TONS OF HARRY STYLES AND PLAYING IT ON THE 435 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:06,084 PIANO AND I WAS GOING OVER THE TOP BY EVEN LISTENING TO MORE, 436 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:09,421 THAT IS NOT A NORMAL DAD THING TO DO LET'S PLAY IT AGAIN, 437 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,723 RERACK THIS. AND THEN I STARTED LISTENING TO 438 00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:16,061 IT WHILE I WAS WRITING THE SHOWnd I JUST THOUGHT LET ME 439 00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:19,264 ACTUALLY WRITE IN THE SONGS THAT I WOULD LIKE TO GET. 440 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:23,068 AND THEN WE GOT THEM. AND THAT WAS LIKE I COULDN'T 441 00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:26,805 BELIEVE IT. IT WAS SORT OF, AND IT WAS, 442 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:31,309 IMPORTANT, LIKE IT ALL KIND OF MIXES AND MATCHES TOGETHER BUT 443 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:34,813 THEY CAME BACK, HARRY OR HIS TEAM CAME BACK SO FAST AND SAID 444 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,848 SURE. SO IT WAS AMAZING. 445 00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:38,416 >> WE WERE COMPLETELY SHOCKED. >> I WAS SHOCKED. 446 00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:42,887 >> James: I'M NOT SHOCKED AT ALL, IT SAY GREAT 447 00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:45,957 SHOAVMENTnd AND HE SAY LOVELY BOY AND THE THREE OF YOU 448 00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:47,158 SHOULD RUN OFF TIE COME UN TOGETHER. 449 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:50,028 REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING? 450 00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:56,634 >> YES, I DO, JAMES. TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO FOR 451 00:28:56,701 --> 00:28:59,904 OUR GUEST THIS EVENING, THE QUESTION IS AS FOLLOWS. 452 00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:03,541 IF YOU SUDDENLY WOKE UP ONE MORNING LIKE YOU WENT TO BED 453 00:29:03,608 --> 00:29:05,777 NORMALLY LIKE YOU NORMALLY DO IN YOUR ROOM BUT WHEN YOU WOKE UP 454 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:12,717 YOU WOKE UP IN A ROOM THAT WAS FILLED PAR A KITEDS OR SOME 455 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:17,388 EQUIVALENT TYPE OF A COLORFUL BIRD AND MAYBE ABOUT 50 OF THEM, 456 00:29:17,455 --> 00:29:20,291 AND THEY WEREN'T PARTICULARLY ACTIVE, JUST KIND OF LIKE 457 00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:23,394 HANGING OUT, MAYBE WADDLING AROUND LIKE BIRDS DO. 458 00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:31,503 AND MAYBE MAKING VERY SLIGHT NOISES, HOW WOULD YOU REACT? 459 00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:36,641 >> I AM VERY TERRIFIED OF BIRDS, NOTHING AGAINST THEM, I WOULD 460 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,544 GAS PARAGRAPH, I'M SORRY, BIRD, NO. 461 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:45,083 SO I WOULD PROBABLY GET REAL JACKED UP, START CRYING, NOT 462 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:48,286 WANTING TO DISRUPT THEM AND TRY TO CLAW MY WAY OUT OF THAT ROOM. 463 00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:52,423 >> AM I IN THE SAME ROOM AS HER? BECAUSE IF I WAS IN THE SAME 464 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:56,194 ROOM I THINK IT WOULD JUST BE DAMAGE CONTROL FOR THIS ONE. 465 00:29:56,261 --> 00:30:00,198 AND IF I WAS IN MY OWN ROOM I THINK I WOULD QUIETLY LIKE SLINK 466 00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:03,902 OUT OF THERE. I DON'T REALLY LOVE A BIRD BUT I 467 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,438 DON'T CARE EITHER WAY. >> James: REG. 468 00:30:07,505 --> 00:30:09,874 >> Reggie: ACTUALLY THOSE ARE CORRECT ANSWERS. 469 00:30:09,941 --> 00:30:11,342 >> James: THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. 470 00:30:11,409 --> 00:30:15,713 PLEASE THANK OUR PHENOMENAL GUESTS MELISSA McCARTHY, BEN 471 00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:19,317 FALL CONE, STICK AROUND. RUFUS WAINWRIGHT SHEER WHEN WE COME 472 00:30:19,384 --> 00:30:19,884 BACK. 473 00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:41,039 >> James: ONCE AGAIN, I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING VIDEOS ON 474 00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:42,340 YOUTUBE AND LEARNING NEW THINGS. AND NOW I WILL SHARE SAID THINGS 475 00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:48,613 WITH YOU. THIS IS, "TONIGHT I LEARNED." 476 00:30:48,680 --> 00:31:03,561 FIRST UP, TONIGHT I LEARNED, HOW TO LET GO. 477 00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:05,196 FIRST UP, TONIGHT I LEARNED, HOW TO LET GO. 478 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:09,100 [BLEEP] BLEEP >> James: CLASSIC GOLF GOOF. 479 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:12,737 I LIKE THE GUY IN THE NEON SHIRT WHO JUST WATCHED HIM GO BY. 480 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:17,408 THEN WAS LIKE, NO I'M HELPING I WAS DEFINITELY HELPING THE WHOLE 481 00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:29,120 TIME UP NEXT, TONIGHT I LEARNED, HOW TO WILD OUT. 482 00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:41,666 [BLEEP]. >> WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS? 483 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:50,975 >> GETS IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME. 484 00:31:51,042 --> 00:32:05,156 >> WHAT DO I DO WITH IT? WHAT DO I DO WITH IT? 485 00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:10,962 >> James: WHAT DO YOU DO? DON'T GET YOUR PHONE OUT, THAT'S 486 00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:16,234 NOT WHAT-- WHO HAS GOT A LIVE RACCOON ON THEIR HEAD AN 487 00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:23,074 LIKE-- DO YOU WANT ME TO TAG YOU IN THIS? 488 00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:24,609 JUST HOLDING IT LIKE THIS, WHAT DO I DO? 489 00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:29,113 PUT IT ON THE FLOOR. WALK 40 FEET THAT WAY AND PUT IT 490 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:33,117 DOWFNLT HE'S LIKE THIS DOESN'T REALLY WORK FOR THE GROUND, OH, 491 00:32:33,184 --> 00:32:36,621 THAT DOES. MOVING ON, TONIGHT I LEARNED, 492 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:45,096 HOW NOT TO TAKE OFFENSE. >> THERE IT IS. 493 00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:53,104 >> KEEP IT DOWN, ONE TWO, THREE. KEEP IT ON THE GROUND, KEEP IT 494 00:32:53,171 --> 00:33:08,052 ON THE GROUND SOME DAY, SOME WEEKENDS I THINK I WISH HI MORE 495 00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:08,986 ON THE GROUND SOME DAY, SOME WEEKENDS I THINK I WISH HI MORE 496 00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:12,223 FRIENDS. AND THEN I SEE VIDEOS LIKE THAT 497 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:17,061 AND THINK GNAW, I'M GOOD. BOPPING RIGHT ALONG, TONIGHT I 498 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:21,099 LEANED, TO GO OUT ON A LIMB. >> JUMP OFF, I GOT TO GET ITS 499 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:31,109 ACTION SHOT, JUMP OFF. >> James: I'VE GOT TO GET THE 500 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:36,080 ACTION SHOT, NO, YOU DON'T. NO, YOU DON'T. 501 00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:51,028 AND FINALLY, TONIGHT I LEARNED HOW TO PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT. 502 00:33:51,095 --> 00:34:00,738 AND FINALLY, TONIGHT I LEARNED HOW TO PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT. 503 00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:07,311 >> James: HE'S JUST EXCEPTIONAL, HE'S EXCEPTIONAL. 504 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,113 >> HE'S ONE OF THIS GENERATION'S GREAT ARTISTS. 505 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:13,117 >> James: AND I WILL BE HONEST THERE ARE MOMENTS WHERE I WAS 506 00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:22,560 LIKE I'M ONLY INTERESTED IN THE ONE, I JUST AVOID SEEING A PENI, 507 00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:27,432 SO THAT IS TAKING IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, WAS THAT A CD. 508 00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:30,268 >> YEAH, LOOKS LIKE A CD. >> James: WAS IT A CD. 509 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:32,270 >> CD. >> James: WAS IT A CD. 510 00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:34,005 >> LOOKED LIKE A CD. >> James: WAS IT A CD? 511 00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:36,841 WAS IT A CD? >> YEAH, A CD. 512 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:41,112 >> James: CAN WE ZOOM IN, CAN WE ZOOM IN, IT FEELS LIKE A CD. 513 00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:44,615 >> A COMPACT DISK. >> James: JUST A LEVEL OF 514 00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:45,550 GENIUS. >> YEAH. 515 00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:47,318 >> James: WE'VE ALL GOT CD'S LYING AROUND. 516 00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:53,524 WE'VE ALL GOT, WE'VE ALL GOT CD'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE TRUTH OF 517 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:54,792 IT. THERE IS NOT ONE PERSON INVOLVED 518 00:34:54,859 --> 00:35:01,732 IN THIS SHOW THAT DOESN'T HAVE A CD, A BALL OF STRING, SIX DISUPS 519 00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:05,570 AND SOME PAPER. AND NOT ONE OF US THOUGHT 520 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:12,477 THOUGHT TO DO IT AND THAT'S WHY THE MAN IS A GENIUS. 521 00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:16,013 WHEN WE COME BACK, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT IS HERE, YOU DON'T 522 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,081 WANT TO MISS IT. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 523 00:35:34,198 --> 00:35:37,101 >> James: WELCOME BACK. THESE ARE THE MOMENTSESES WHERE 524 00:35:37,168 --> 00:35:41,973 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MY JOB, HERE PERFORMING, "A FOGGY DAY," 525 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:46,177 FROM HIS NEW LIVE ALBUM, "RUFUS DOES JUDY AT CAPITOL STUDIOS," 526 00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:53,351 WHICH IS OUT NOW, PLEASE WELCOME, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT! 527 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:57,822 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 528 00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:04,095 ♪ I WAS A STRANGER IN THE CITY. 529 00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:10,101 ♪ OUT OF TOWN WERE THE PEOPLE I KNEW. 530 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:16,107 ♪ I HAD THAT FEELING OF SELF-PITY. 531 00:36:16,173 --> 00:36:20,611 ♪ WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? 532 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:30,454 ♪ WHAT TO DO? THE OUTLOOK WAS DECIDEDLY BLUE. 533 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:36,961 ♪ BUT AS I WALKED THROUGH THE FOGGY 534 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:40,097 ♪ STREETS ALONE. IT TURNED OUT 535 00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:55,046 ♪ TO BE THE LUCKIEST DAY I'VE KNOWN. 536 00:36:55,112 --> 00:36:56,180 ♪ TO BE THE LUCKIEST DAY I'VE KNOWN. 537 00:36:56,681 --> 00:37:08,593 ♪ A FOGGY DAY IN LONDON TOWN. HAD ME LOW, 538 00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:20,605 ♪ HAD ME DOWN. I VIEWED THE MORNING 539 00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:28,112 ♪ WITH ALARM. THE BRITISH MUSEUM HAD LOST 540 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:36,587 ♪ ITS CHARM. HOW LONG, I WONDERED, 541 00:37:36,654 --> 00:37:41,993 ♪ COULD THIS THING LAST? BUT THE AGE OF MIRACLES 542 00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:54,005 ♪ HADN'T PASSED. FOR SUDDENLY I SAW YOU THERE. 543 00:37:54,071 --> 00:38:05,983 ♪ AND THROUGH FOGGY LONDON TOWN. THE SUN WAS SHINING EVERYWHERE. 544 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:20,931 ♪ ♪ ♪ 545 00:38:20,998 --> 00:38:22,199 ♪ ♪ ♪ 546 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:34,011 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 547 00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:40,651 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHAT A TREAT. 548 00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:45,089 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> James: LADS AND GENTLEMEN, 549 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,424 CATCH HIM TOMORROW NIGHT FORD THEATER RIGHT HERE IN LOS 550 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,592 ANGELES, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 551 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:03,140 >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING. 552 00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:06,644 >> James: TOMORROW NIGHT: CHRISSY TEIGEN, ROSE BYRNE, AND 553 00:39:06,711 --> 00:39:09,346 STAND-UP FROM KAT RADLEY. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN, REGGIE, 554 00:39:09,413 --> 00:39:10,114 TAKE US HOME.