♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL
TO HAVE SOME FUN ♪ ON THE SHOW TONIGHT
DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY ♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!"
>> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM
INSIDE THE ANCIENT LAND OF SHUMER,
GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST: THE ONE... THE ONLY... JAMES CORDEN!
>>The Clerk: HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
COME ON! AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE
SHOW." BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE.
WE MISSED YOU. HOW IS YOUR SUMMER?
LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, HE'S CURRENTLY
ON HIS "REALITY CHECK," ARENA TOUR, HIS MOVIE, "ME TIME,"
COMES OUT FRIDAY, AND THIS WEEK MARKS THE GRAND OPENING OF HIS
NEW RESTAURANT- "HART HOUSE," IT IS THE ONE, THE ONLY.
THE UNSTOPPABLE, KEVIN HART! IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
KEVIN, THERE HE IS, HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M DOING GREAT.
>> James: ALL GOOD? >> YEAH.
>> James: WHAT IS THE LOOK, GREEN LEATHER?
>> YES, THE COLOR OF MONEY. >> James: I LOVE THAT, HOW
ARE YOU KEVIN? YOU GOOD?
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES. >> James: YOU'RE VERY SWEET,
IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. DID YOU THAT IS TRUE.
>> DID YOU GET MY GIFT? >> James: YES, YOU GAVE ME
YOUR OWN BRAND OF AT TH TEQUILA. >> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!
>> James: I'M GLAD FINALLY, I'M GLAD FINALLY A PUBLIC FIGURE
HAS RELEASED A TEQUILA. WE'VE ALL BEEN WONDERING WHEN
SOMEONE MIGHT DO IT. >> THE DIFFERENCE IT'S NOT A
TEQUILA, IT'S A PREMIUM VERSION OF TEQUILA.
I'M A SEPARATED CATEGORY OF MY OWN, WHY I GAVE IT TO YOU FOR
YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> James: HAS KEVIN HART READ
FROM A TELEPROMPTER? >> NO!
>> James: KEVIN HART, EVERYBODY! SHE'S THE STAR OF SHOWS LIKE
"GLOW," "COMMUNITY," "MAD MEN," AND SO MUCH MORE, THE DAZZLING,
THE DELIGHTFUL, ALISON BRIE! ALISON, ALISON, OH NO, WE
ENJOYED YOUR SLUMBER PARTY. >> CASUAL SLIM BER PARTY, PILLOW
FIGHT, THAT'S WHAT WOMEN DID. >> James: I KNEW IT.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, ALISON BRIE EVERYBODY!
I'M JAMES CORDEN AND ROLL THE TITLES.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: YES, AT THE, BLESS
YOU. WE'RE BACK.
WE GOT A SIX WEEK SUMMER VACATION.
WELL, WE'RE BACK PHYSICALLY. MENTALLY, PETE AND I ARE STILL
IN MARGARITAVILLE. IT DOES FEEL WEIRD ISN'T IT?
A ONE-WEEK VACATION MAKES YOU FEEL REFRESHED AND READY TO GET
BACK TO WORK, BUT SIX WEEKS, YOU END UP GOING, WHY DO WE WORK?
(LAUGHTER) >> James: ACTUALLY WHAT IS
THE POINT OF ALL OF THIS? WE'RE GOING TO DIE!
(LAUGHTER) >> James: IT'S THE ONLY
GUARANTEE. SO WHY AM I DOING THIS.
PETE HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER? >> JUST WHAT I USUALLY DO JUT JT
MORE OF IT. >> James: I DID WHAT I
USUALLY DO BUT MORE OF IT? >> YES, IT WAS SUBLIME.
>> James: THAT'S A LOT OF COCAINE!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: WE CANNOT DELAY
THIS ANY LONGER. IT IS TIME TO GIVE THE PEOPLE OF
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, CAN YOU BELIEVE AMERICA HASN'T
HAD THE NEWS? FOR SIX WEEKS THEY'VE BEEN
QUESTION REST OF NEWS. THEY'VE NOT KNOWN WHAT TO DO.
FRET NO MORE, IT'S OUR DUTY, IT IS THAT TIME.
IT'S TIME FOR, "THE NEWS." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[ CLAPPING ]
>> IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS. >> James: NO, NO, THAT'S
REALLY DISAPPOINTING! >> YOU DON'T THINK THE --
>> James: WHY WOULD YOU GET US SO FIRED UP AND NOT BURST
INTO SOMETHING AMAZING? >> IT IS A TAKE OFF, A REMIX
FROM DJ BLUE BALLS IF YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM.
>> James: I WAS IN IT, I WAS ABSOLUTELY IN IT.
OH MY GOD, STEVE SPENT THE LAST SIX WEEKS, HE'LL TAKE US
SOMEWHERE EPIC. WILL YOU ON THURSDAY TAKE US
DOWN THE SAME AVENUE BUT BLAST US OFF TO THE WEEKEND?
>> I PROMISE. >> James: DUNE BACK ON
THURSDAY! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: HERE IS THE NEWS. WHITE HOUSE CHIEF
MEDICAL ADVISOR DR. ANTHONY FAUCI ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING
THAT HE WILL BE STEPPING DOWN IN DECEMBER.
HE'S EIGHTY-ONE YEARS OLD. IN 2019, RIGHT BEFORE THE
PANDEMIC, HE WAS THIRTY-FIVE. FAUCI HAS ADVISED SEVEN
PRESIDENTS AND SPENT MORE THAN HALF A CENTURY AT THE NATIONAL
INSTITUTES OF HEALTH. YOU GOT TO ADMIT.
THAT'S A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE RESUME FOR SOMEONE
WHOSE NEXT STEP IS ALMOST CERTAINLY THE MASKED SINGER.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: I THINK HE'S
ALREADY SHOT IT. THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE.
THEY SHOOT IT OVER THERE. I SAW HIM.
I'M HONESTLY NOT -- I SAW HIM DRESSED AS A HOTDOG, I PROMISE
YOU! (LAUGHTER)
>> James: WEDNESDAY, TUNE IN. >> I MEAN HE IS INTO MASKS.
THE MASKED SINGER, I GET IT! (APPLAUSE)
>> James: I'M SORRY. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE A
PROFESSIONAL STANDUP COMEDIAN AND I'M NOT.
BUT DOING THIS -- DOES NOT HELP YOUR JOCKEY!
YOUR JOKE! OKAY.
WELL HERE'S A BIG NEWS STORY. IT'S OFFICIAL.
A NEW CHAMPION HAS BEEN CROWD IN THE KIDS DIVISION OF THE U.S.A.
MULLET CHAMPIONSHIP. IT'S EMMITT BAILEY FROM
WISCONSIN. LOOK AT THAT!
EMMIT BEAT OUT ALMOST 700 OTHER ENTRANTS.
HERE ARE THE TOP THREE FINALISTS.
HERE'S MY QUESTION, DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES?
IS THAT A REQUIREMENT? IT'S NOT A MULLET UNLESS YOU'RE
WEARING WRAP AROUND SHADES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE KIDS
WOULD KICK MY ASS. THEY WOULD, THEY WOULD BEAT ME
UP EASILY. COULD YOU PULL UP A MOULET,
WOULD YOU DO IT? >> A MULLET?
PUT A LITTLE SASS ON IT? I HAVE NO IDEA.
OH NO! >> LOOKS GOOD!
>> James: I'VE GOT TO SAY IT LOOKS GOOD.
>> OH MY GOD. >> WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>> AFTER THE WEDDING I MIGHT DO THAT.
>> James: WHY NOT GET A LITTLE PIECE FOR THE WEDDING?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU WERE COMMITTED TO COM
COMEDY -- ON YOUR WEDDING DAY, YOU WOULD PLACE IN A WIGGED
HAIRPIECE SO THAT THE FIRST THING DANA SEES AS SHE WALKS
DOWN THE AIMEE IS YOU WITH A MULLET!
>> IT MIGHT BE THE LAST DANA SEASON.
>> COULD YOU DO A -- OH NO! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO TALK SOMEONE INTO A
THREESOME. >> James: OH COME ON NOW,
HANG ON HANG ON, LET'S SAY THIS IN ACTUAL TRUTH IF WE ARE COMMIT
STOWED THIS THE ONLY PERSON IN HERE WHO IS READY AND PRIMED TO
HAVE A M MULLET FOR TOMORROW'S SHOW IS NICK BERNSTEIN.
HOW WILL YOU DO IT? >> I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS FOR
THIS SHOW BUT -- >> James: $10,000 TO A
CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: JUST DO IT AT THE SHOW TOMORROW.
SHAVE IT HERE. >> I'M NOT DOING THAT.
>> James: WHAT'S ODD ABOUT THIS IS YOU'RE PREPARED TO HAVE
THAT HAIRCUT. >> YES.
>> James: AND WHAT YOU'LL SAY IS HUH-UH, I'M NOT TUMPG THIS
PHENOMENAL LOOK. >> YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THAT
PICTURE. YOU REALLY DO.
YOU LOOK LIKE A RESPECTED ELDER IN THE LESBIAN COMMUNITY!
>> James: AND THAT'S THE NE NEWS.
THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT -- >> James: OH NO.
>> IT'S NOT ALL THE NEWS. I THINK THE BIGGEST NEWS OF THE
WORLD TODAY, ACTUALLY, IS THAT IT IS ONE, JAMES CORDEN'S
BIRTHDAY TODAY! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: THAT IS TRUE. THANK YOU.
>> AND I THINK WE AT THE STUDIO SHOULD SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
HIM RIGHT NOW, RIGHT? ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ ♪
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JAMES ♪
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ >> NOW FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I KNOW
HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THAT HIBACHI DANCE WE GOT YOU A COUPLE OF
YEARS AGO, I THOUGHT WE WOULD FOLLOW UP THAT TASTY MEAL SO WE
GOT YOU AN ICE CREAM DESK RIGHT HERE.
>> James: OH MY GOD! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> AND IF YOU POP OPEN THE LID YOU'LL SEE THERE'S VANILLA,
CHOCOLATE AND STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM THERE.
>> James: OH WOW! >> AND BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE
GENEROUS MAN YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO EAT ALONE, THERE'S A BIG
SPOON, AN EVEN BIGGER SPOON. WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT THE BOWLS
RIGHT NOW. >> James: OKAY.
OKAY. YOU READY?
>> READY. >> James: OKAY.
♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: STAY THERE. WINIE!
1NIE, UNBELIEVABLE, UNBELI UNBELIEVABLE!
>> JUST A SCOOP OF ICE CREAM FOR A FRIDAY NIGHT OR MONDAY
MORNING, BUT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. WE WANTED IT TO BE EXTRA
SPECIAL. BUT I'VE DELIVERED A WAY YOU CAN
DELIVER TOPPINGS TO EVERYBODY HERE.
>> James: SO STUPID. >> LOUIE YOU LOVE ICE CREAM?
>> VANILLA. >> James: YOU WANT A TOPPING.
>> LOUIE YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE TOPPING SPOT, THE ALPHA VERSION
OF THIS TECHNOLOGY, IT'S STILL BEING RESEARCHED.
>> A BIRTHDAY INTRAITION. CELEBRATION.
>> James: MARSHMALLOWS, HOT FUDGE OR SPRINKLES?
>> SPRINKLES. >> James: SPRINKLES COMING
UP. >> THAT'S TERRIFIC.
>> James: DO YOU WANT SOME FRUIT LOOPS?
>> HANG ON. >> James: NICK, COME ON UP.
NICK, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ICE CREAM.
NICK, YOU CAN STEP AWAY, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME VANILLA.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. SO THERE'S VANILLA.
OKAY. NICK STEP ON.
STEP IN, NICK. WHAT DO YOU FANCY, MARSHMALLOWS?
>> I'LL GET A M MULLET. I LOVE MARSHMALLOWS.
>> James: COCONUT? >> YEAH, YEAH.
WOW! >> James: NICK DOES IT FEEL
DRY? DOES IT FEET DRY?
FEEL DRY? HOT FUDGE!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
EVERYBODY. KEVIN HART IS HERE.
COME ON BACK. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE
THAT BAD, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
I'M HERE WITH THE ONE, THE ONLY, KEVIN HART.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. KEVIN, YOU ARE ONE OF THE
BIGGEST STARS IN HOLLYWOOD AND A HILARIOUSLY OUTSPOKEN COMEDIAN,
WHICH MAKES YOU THE PERFECT CANDIDATE TO PLAY THIS GAME
WHERE YOU HAVE TO ANSWER A PERSONAL QUESTION TRUTHFULLY OR
EAT SOMETHING DISGUSTING. IT'S TIME TO "EAT YOUR HART OUT
OR SPEAK YOUR HART OUT." ♪
NOW KEVIN, YOUR NEWEST BUSINESS VENTURE IS A 100% PLANT-BASED
FAST-FOOD RESTAURANT CALLED HART HOUSE.
OBVIOUSLY, HART HOUSE'S MENU ONLY SERVES THE MOST DELICIOUS
PLANT-BASED ITEMS, BUT IN FRONT OF US YOU CAN SEE THAT WE, AT
THE SHOW, HAVE TAKEN A DIFFERENT ROUTE.
WE HAVE CREATED AN ASSORTMENT OF FOOD CONCOCTIONS THAT ARE ALL
100% PLANT-BASED BUT ALSO 100% DISGUSTING.
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
AND YOU CAN EITHER CHOOSE TO ANSWER IT, OR SAMPLE ONE OF THE
FOODS IN FRONT OF US. WE'VE GOT THINGS LIKE IN FRONT
OF YOU WE HAVE SALTY SOYRIZO AND SEAWEED SMOOTHIE, TO
WAIT UNTIL YOU SMELL THE YEASTY HAM, THE WORST THING I'VE EVER
SMELLED. THE FOOD I WILL CHOOSE FOR YOU,
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU: I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS, THE
SPICY SIGN US CLEANSER SKEWER. OKAY.
KEVIN, BESIDES YOUR OWN COMPANIES YOU ARE ALSO KNOWN TO
HAVE INVESTED IN OTHER BUSINESSES INCLUDING AN ENERGY
DRINK, A HEALTH AND FITNESS PROGRAM AND A CAR-BUYING APP.
WHAT IS THE WORST BUSINESS INVESTMENT YOU ARE CURRENTLY
INVOLVED IN? >> THE WORST BUSINESS INVESTMENT
THAT I'M CURRENTLY INVOLVED IN. IS THE BUSINESS OF INVESTING IN
YOUR FRIENDS. YOU NEVER WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO
FEEL LIKE THEIR IDEAS ARE NOT GOOD IDEAS.
BUT THUS FAR, THESE IDEAS HAVE BEEN AN ENDLESS PIT OF
BANKRUPTCY. THE VENTURES, THE VENTURES THAT
MY FRIENDS HAVE MADE ME PUT MONEY INTO HAVE NEVER WORKED.
I THINK WORST ONE THAT PROBABLY INVESTED INTO, ONE OF MY
FRIENDS, HAD HEADPHONES THAT THEY CREATED, THAT OPENED UP
INTO SPEAKERS. YOU LIKE THEY WERE HEADPHONES
AND YOU COULD ENJOY IT LIKE THIS.
BUT THEN IF YOU WANTED TO MAKE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, THEY
WERE -- THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE INVENTION THIS IS WHAT THEY TOLD
ME, WHEN PEOPLE LISTEN TO MUSIC, YOU'RE LIKE WHAT ARE YOU
LISTENING TO, PEOPLE MAKE YOU PUT ON THE HEADPHONES, WITH
THESE THEY JUST OPEN UP. THAT'S THE WORST INVENTION I'VE
EVER PUT MONEY INTO. >> James: WOW, WOW.
>> OPEN UP AND BECOME SPEAKERS, YES.
>> James: KEVIN MY TURN. CHOOSE A FOOD FOR ME TO EAT.
>> I WANT TO GO TO LOUSY LOADED FRIES.
>> James: THIS IS FRENCH FRIES COVERED WITH PISTACHIO
BUTTER AND RAISINS. >> ONE OF THESE SMELLS ARE
REALLY MESSING FOR YOU. NUMBER TWO IS A QUESTION FOR
YOU. TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
WHAT IS THE WORST GIFT THAT SOMEBODY GAVE YOU TODAY?
I KNOW YOU RECEIVED A LOT OF GIFTS.
BY THE WAY, YOU'RE ON SET. YOUR STAFF IS HERE.
NO WAY, ALL THESE GIFTS ARE GOOD GIFTS.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, 70% OF THESE GIFTS ARE HORRIBLE GIFTS.
>> James: I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO -- THAT JUST --
>> YOU PROBABLY GOT A TIE, YOU PROBABLY GOT SOME SOCKS.
>> James: I DON'T WANT THE PERSON OR PEOPLES WHO BOUGHT IT
FOR ME TO BE OFFENDED. >> THEY WOULD.
THAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THE QUESTION.
>> James: THEN I DON'T KNOW IF THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT IT FOR
ME ACTUALLY SAW IT. SO I CAN TELL YOU MY AGENT'S
HERE, THEY BOUGHT ME A BACKPACK WHICH MADE ME A QUESTION WHETHER
WE EVER MET BEFORE. IT WAS AN EXPENSIVE BACKPACK
FROM A VERY GOOD SHOP, STORE. IT LOOKED EXPENSIVE.
BUT IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS WHAT I WOULD -- LIKE A 14-YEAR-OLD'S
BACKPACK. >> WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID IF
IT HAD SPEAKERS ON IT? >> James: SO IT WOULD BE
THAT, IT WOULD BE THAT, IT WOULD BE THAT.
>> IT WAS A HORRIBLE GIFT. WHAT ARE YOU CHOOSING FOR ME?
>> James: KEVIN I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS ONE.
CREAMY PLANT BASED TUNA PUDDING WHICH IS --
>> IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. >> James: PUDDING WITH CHUNKS
OF TUNA WITH A CINNAMON STICK WITH A FISH EGG GARNISH.
HERE WE GO. QUESTION 3, KEVIN.
YOU'VE STARRED ALONGSIDE DUANE JOHNSON, JACK BLACK AND NICK
JONAS. RANK THEIR ACTING ABILITIES FROM
BEST TO WORST. I THINK YOU'VE GOT TO EAT --
THERE'S A SPOON. THERE'S A SPOON DOWN THERE.
THERE'S A SPOON DOWN THERE IF YOU WANT IT BECAUSE WE'RE ALL
HOPING JUMANJI 3 IS AROUND THE CORNER.
>> EVERYBODY A IS A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR.
EVERYBODY HAS MADE IT. BY WAY OF DOING IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M BEING DISRESPECTFUL. THESE ARE MY CO-STARS AND I WILL
NOT LET YOU DIVIDE JUMANJI LIKE THIS.
I WILL NOT LET YOU DO IT! >> James: DO THIS.
>> YOU SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! YOU'RE TRYING TO DESTROY A
FRANCHISE IS WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.
THESE ARE GOOD PEOPLE! THESE ARE GOOD MEN!
YUCK! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> WHOA. >> James: HOW WAS IT?
>> OH MY GOD, I ALMOST LET IT GO.
NO I'M SERIOUS. I HAD LIKE A LITTLE --
>> James: A RETCH. >> LIKE A LITTLE TINY PIECE OF
(BLEEP) COME INTO MY MOUTH. A LITTLE TEENY PIECE.
>> James: IT'S MY TURN SO YOU CAN CHOOSE FOR ME.
>> NASTY (BLEEP) GO TO FLAMING HOT (BLEEP) DON'T HAVE ONE.
OKAY. ONLY RIGHT THAT I WOULD TURN A
FAVOR. YOU'RE IN A NICE SETTING, IT'S A
BEAUTIFUL TIME FOR YOU. THE WORLD OF LATE NIGHT HAS
ALWAYS BEEN AMAZING. A LOT OF COUNTERPARTS HAVE BEEN
IN THIS SPACE BY THE WAY. RANK THESE HOSTS FROM BEST TO
WORSE, STEPHEN COLBERT, JIMMY KIMMEL, IT'S GOOD TO FOR YOU TO
SAY WHO'S GOOD AND WHO'S BAD. >> James: I WILL NOT LET YOU
DESTROY WHAT IS A -- >> IS IT ONE OF THE JIMMIES?
>> James: A BEAUTIFUL BROTHERHOOD WHO HAVE BEEN
NOTHING BUT BEAUTIFUL AND SUPPORTIVE TO ME.
>> YOU THINK IT'S KIMMEL! >> James: THEY ARE A
WONDERFUL GROUP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> OH GOD!
OH GOD! >> James: THAT WAS
DISGUSTING. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY!
>> ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BACK HERE.
WE'RE ABOUT TO GO BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
>> James: NOW LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
SHE'S THE STAR, PRODUCER, & CO-WRITER OF "SPIN ME ROUND,"
PLEASE WELCOME: ALISON BRIE!
>> IT'S ALISON BRIE! >> James: HE STARS IN "ME
TIME," PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN HART?
>> IT'S KEVIN HART! >> James: HOW ARE YOU?
SUPERBEING HERE, SO HAPPY, OUR
FIRST SHOW AFTER BEING AWAY FOR A WHILE, CAN'T THINK OF TWO
BETTER GUESTS TO BE HERE ON SUCH A MONUMENTAL DAY.
NOTHING TO DO WITH IT BEING MY BIRTHDAY.
THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW BACK! IT WAS YOUR WIFE'S BIRTHDAY LAST
WEEK. IS THAT RIGHT?
>> YES. IT WAS.
>> James: LAST WEEK YOU THREW HER A HUGE SURPRISE PARTY.
HARD ENOUGH IF YOU THROW IT ON THE TOWN OR THE CITY YOU LIVE
BUT YOU THREW IT IN D.C. BECAUSE YOU'RE ON TOUR.
DID EVERYTHING GO AS PLANNED? >> NO, IT WANT HARD BECAUSE WE
DID IT JAMES. NO, WE THREW HER A SURPRISE
PARTY AT D.C. THAT'S ACTUALLY WHERE I MET MY
WIFE SO IT CAME FULL CIRCLE, I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING NICE.
I TRICKED HER, TOLD HER TO COME IN EARLY, HAD FRIENDS AND FAMILY
THERE, INTIMATE SURPRISE PARTY, LIVE BAND, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, LOTS
OF DANCING, LOTS OF FUN. >> James: I FIND IT
STRESSFUL. I THREW A SURPRISE PARTY ONCE, I
FIND IT VERY, VERY STRESSFUL. YOU THREW A SURPRISE PARTY FOR
YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT? HOW DID IT GO?
>> NOT WELL. THE FIRST FEW MONTHS OF US
DATING, I DECIDED TO THROWS HIM A SURPRISE PARTY.
I HAD NOT YET MET MOST OF HIS FRIENDS BUT I ENDED UP INVITING
100 PLUS PSEUDO STRANGERS OF HIS TO MY HOUSE TO DRESS UP 80s
THEMED. I ASKED TWO OF HIS FRIENDS AND I
ASKED THEM TO TELL ME, I WANT HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS.
IT SPUN AND SPUN OUT OF CONTROL. I LEARNED RIGHT AFTER THROWING
THE PARTY THAT DAVE HATES SURPRISES.
DOES NOT LIKE THEM AT ALL AND DIDN'T KNOW MOST OF THE PEOPLE
THERE. >> IT'S WEIRD THAT YOU SAY YOU
INVITED SOME OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS BECAUSE DAVE AND I ARE
ACTUALLY CLOSE, IT'S WEIRD. WE DID A MADDEN COMMERCIAL,
KEVIN TALKS TO THEM ALL THE TIME.
I DIDN'T KNOW (BLEEP) ABOUT THE PARTY.
HAD YOU TOLD ME I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU, DAVE DOESN'T LIKE
SURPRISES. WHICH MAKES ME THINK YOU GOT
WHAT YOU DESERVED. >> I'LL ALLOW IT.
>> James: ALISON YOU SHOT A MOVIE IN THE RAIN FOREST IN
COLUMBIA. WHAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN
DOING. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW DOES
IT COME SHOOTING A MOVIE IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD?
>> THE TRICK OF THE DAY WAS WHEN I HAD A COUP STAGED UPON THE
LOCAL IGUANAS, I SAW AN IGUANA, IT WAS SO BIG AND COOL, I TOOK A
PHOTO AND POSTED IT ON INSTAGRAM AND I SAW ANOTHER IGUANA AND I
VIDEOED AND I SAW ANOTHER IGUANAS, AND THEY ARE LIKE THIS
BIG AND THEY LOOK PREHISTORIC. LIKE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS
ARE HIP TO THE FACT THAT LIZARDS ARE BASICALLY DINOSAURS.
NEWMAN IS TRYING TO ESCAPE, IT'S LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT IGUANAS AND
I HAD TO GO GET A BROOM AND KIND OF --
>> YOU BROOMED IT! >> THAT THEY COULD COME CHILL IN
THE LIVING ROOM START EATING MY FOOD, I HAD TO GIVE A LITTLE
TAP-A-TAP-A-TAP-A. I HAD TO ASSERT MYSELF.
THEY ALL LEFT. >> IT IS A HUGE CULTURAL
DIFFERENCE HERE. >> YOU WOULDN'T HAVE JUST SHOUA
SHOUA SHOUA? >> AFTER IGUANA NUMBER 2 IT'S
YOUR ROOM. I'M NOT STAYING THERE I'M OUT.
>> James: IN THE NEW MOVIE, WHICH WE'LL TALK ABOUT, THIS IS
YOU AND MARK WAHLBERG, THAT'S FINE WITH YOU?
>> I'LL GIVE YOU A BIG SPOILER, THAT ONE WAS FAKE.
THEY HAD TO BUILD A BIG IGUANA THAT WASN'T REAL, OR THE
TUESDAYS, I'M BEING REAL, THEY EAT ALL DAY, ALL THAT GREEN WENT
OUT THEIR SYSTEM. I DIDN'T WANT TO PICK HIM UP.
MARK WAS LIKE KEV, STOP BEING A BITCH PICK HIM UP.
I SAID YOU CAN DO THAT MARKY MARK.
THEY BUILT US A LIVE LOOKING FAKE TORTOISE.
THAT'S WHY I'M ACTING WELL. >> James: IT'S SO FUNNY, TELL
US WHAT ME TIME IS ABOUT. WHAT DO YOU PLAY?
>> ME TIME IS ABOUT A MAN WHO DESPERATELY NEED SOME TIME FOR
HIMSELF. HE'S A FATHER BEING ENGULF
INTERMEDIATE THE WORLD OF FAMILY.
HIS LIFE BECAME HIS KIDS LIVES. HE AND HIS WIFE AGREED THAT SHE
SHOULD GO SEE HER PARENTS, SHE'S THE WORKER, I'M MORE OF THE STAY
AT HOME DAD SO WE KIND OF SWITCHED THE WORLDS OF
OPPORTUNITY AND I GO WITH MY OLD FRIEND FROM SCHOOL THAT I
HAVEN'T SEEN AND WE END UP EMBARKING ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE
NO OTHER AND MY ME TIME BHKS A CRAZY TIME.
DKS BECOMES A CRAZY TIME. RATED R, IT IS SOMETHING YOU ALL
WILL ENJOY. I HAD AN UNBELIEVABLE TIME
WORKING WITH MARK WAHLBERG REGINA HALL.
>> WE'LL LOOK AT ME TIME AVAILABLE THIS FRIDAY ON
NETFLIX: >> WHAT IS THAT?
DROP ONE IN THE TANK, A DEUCE. I GOT TO MUSTER UP I'LL DO IT.
>> DANK IT, IT'S TANKLESS. WHY DON'T YOU (BLEEP) THAT.
IT'S A GREAT PIVOT. >> YOU ALWAYS BEEN AN IDEA MAN,
HUCK! >> I'LL DO IT.
>> James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME
BACK.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> I DON'T KNOW, IS IT TOO MUCH?
>> IT'S SI SI. >> THAT'S THE ONE WE'RE GETTING
THAT. >> I CAN'T AFFORD THIS.
>> DON'T WORRY, IT'S NICK'S TREAT.
[ FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> OKAY, OKAY.
>> WE'RE GOOD. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "SPIN ME ROUND," WHICH IS IN
THEATERS, ON DEMAND, AND ON AMC PLUS, RIGHT NOW.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM. NOW I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW
THIS YOU STAR IN THE MOVIE. >> YES.
>> James: YOU WROTE THE MOVIE, YOU PRODUCED THE MOVIE
AND YOU SHOULD BE VERY, VERY VERY PROUD.
TELL US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.
>> YES I PLAY AN MANAGER AT AN ITALIAN CHAIN RESTAURANT WHO
GETS THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME TO GO TO ITALY, ALL
EXPENSES PAID FOR AN EXEMPLARY MANAGER'S PROGRAM, SHE'S READY
FOR AN EAT PRAY LOVE EXPERIENCE BUT SHE GETS A LOT MORE THAN SHE
BARGAINED FOR. >> YOU HAVE TO DO THIS WHEN YOU
SAY IT? >> I SIGNED CONTRACTS.
>> James: YOU HAVE TO DO THIS?
>> THAT INVOLVE FINGER-WORK. >> James: IS THAT HOW YOU
PITCH THE FILM? >> A LOT MORE THAN SHE BARGAINED
FOR! >> James: THURSDAY IS THE
GRAND OPENING OF YOUR NEW PLANT BASED FAST FOOD RESTAURANT HART
HOUSE. >> I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
>> James: I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT, I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE
AHUGE SUCCESS. WHY WAS IT IMPORTANT DO YOU
THIS? >> BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST.
I'VE BEEN DABBING IN PLANT BASED FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
THERE IS A MISUNDERSTANDING ABOUT WHAT THE WORLD OF PLANT
BASE IS AND SHOULD BE. THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT ARE
OVERCOMMITTED, SOME PEOPLE THAT WANT TO TRY BUT ARE AFRAID TO
TRY, DON'T WANT TO GO BACK. THE OPTION DOESN'T EXIST FOR
MOST LIKE THE WORLD OF FAST FOOD IS ONE THAT COMES FAR FEW AND IN
BETWEEN FOR YOU PLANT BASED LOVER.
I WANT TO CREATE A PLANT BASED FAST FOOD CHANGE, EMBRACE THE
GRA GENERATION NOW, THE GENERATION THAT LOVES TO
EXPERIENCE LOVES TO TRY AND PUT THAT OPTION IN THE WORLD OF THE
FAST FOOD PLACES THAT WE'VE GROWN TO LOVE TODAY.
SO THE GOAL IS TO SEE HART HOUSE RIGHT SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF
WHERE YOU WOULD SEE A BURGER KING A McDONALD'S AND WENDY'S.
IT CAME TOGETHER OVER THE COURSE OF A COUPLE OF YEARS WITH SOME
AMAZING PARTNERS AND WHAT STARTED OFF AS A DREAM AND A
VISION IS NOW A REALITY. WE OPEN UP ON THE 25th.
I'M BEYOND EXCITED ABOUT IT. THE FIRST ONE IS OPENING UP HERE
IN LOS ANGELES ON WESTCHESTER. >> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
WE'RE HERE WITH ALISON BRIE AND KEVIN HART.
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS?
>> Reggie: YES I HAVE A PLANT BASED QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS,
THAT QUESTION GOES TO ALL OF OUR GUESTS SO FAR.
ALISON, YOU ARE A FERN AND KEVIN AS WELL, AS BEING PEOPLE DO YOU
EVER THINK ABOUT HEY IF I SAW A TREE, AND EVERY TIME I WALKED BY
IT, AND I LOOKED BEHIND ME IT SEEMED TO BE THE SAME DISTANCE
EVERY TIME I TURNED AROUND, NO MATTER HOW FAR I WALKED, HOW
WOULD YOU HANDLE THAT REALITY? >> I THINK ABOUT THAT
CONSTANTLY, FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
IT'S A GREAT FEAR OF MAINLY. IT'S HOW I'VE FELT ABOUT KEVIN
FOR MOST OF THIS EVENING. AND BASICALLY, I JUST PRETEND
LIKE IT'S NOT HAPPENING AND LIVE MY LIFE, REGGIE!
>> James: KEVIN. >> I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU
REGGIE. I DON'T KNOW (BLEEP) YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT. I DON'T HAVE AN IDEA, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER IT, I
HAVE TO PROBLEM SAYING I'M CONFUSED AS TO WHAT YOU WANT
FROM ME. >> I RESPECT IT.
I RESPECT IT. >> HONESTY IS AT KEY.
BUT IF YOU ARE ASKING IF THE SANDWICHES AT HART HOUSE ARE
AMAZING, YES THEY ARE! >> James: IS THAT RIGHT REG?
>> Reggie: THOSE ANSWERS ARE INDIVIDUALLY CORRECT.
>> James: THEY ARE INDIVIDUALLY CORRECT.
PLEASE THANK OUR WONDERFUL GUESTS, ALISON AND KEVIN.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH. TOMORROW NIGHT: JASON MOMOA,
KRISTEN BELL, PLUS FROM MEGHAN TRAINOR FEATURING TEDDY SWIMS.
ALL THAT. WE HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪