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♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL

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TO HAVE SOME FUN
♪ ON THE SHOW TONIGHT

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DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY
♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM

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IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT
♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!"

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>> Reggie: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM

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INSIDE THE ANCIENT LAND OF
SHUMER,

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GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST: THE
ONE... THE ONLY... JAMES CORDEN!

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>>The Clerk: HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU.

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>> James: HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.

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COME ON!
AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE

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SHOW."
BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE.

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WE MISSED YOU.
HOW IS YOUR SUMMER?

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LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON
THE SHOW TONIGHT, HE'S CURRENTLY

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ON HIS "REALITY CHECK," ARENA
TOUR, HIS MOVIE, "ME TIME,"

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COMES OUT FRIDAY, AND THIS WEEK
MARKS THE GRAND OPENING OF HIS

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NEW RESTAURANT- "HART HOUSE,"
IT IS THE ONE, THE ONLY.

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THE UNSTOPPABLE, KEVIN HART!
IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.

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KEVIN, THERE HE IS, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M DOING GREAT.

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>> James: ALL GOOD?
>> YEAH.

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>> James: WHAT IS THE LOOK,
GREEN LEATHER?

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>> YES, THE COLOR OF MONEY.
>> James: I LOVE THAT, HOW

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ARE YOU KEVIN?
YOU GOOD?

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>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES.
>> James: YOU'RE VERY SWEET,

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IT IS MY BIRTHDAY.
DID YOU THAT IS TRUE.

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>> DID YOU GET MY GIFT?
>> James: YES, YOU GAVE ME

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YOUR OWN BRAND OF AT TH TEQUILA.
>> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!

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>> James: I'M GLAD FINALLY,
I'M GLAD FINALLY A PUBLIC FIGURE

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HAS RELEASED A TEQUILA.
WE'VE ALL BEEN WONDERING WHEN

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SOMEONE MIGHT DO IT.
>> THE DIFFERENCE IT'S NOT A

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TEQUILA, IT'S A PREMIUM VERSION
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I'M A SEPARATED CATEGORY OF MY
OWN, WHY I GAVE IT TO YOU FOR

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YOUR BIRTHDAY.
>> James: HAS KEVIN HART READ

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FROM A TELEPROMPTER?
>> NO!

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>> James: KEVIN HART, EVERYBODY!
SHE'S THE STAR OF SHOWS LIKE

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"GLOW," "COMMUNITY," "MAD MEN,"
AND SO MUCH MORE, THE DAZZLING,

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THE DELIGHTFUL, ALISON BRIE!
ALISON, ALISON, OH NO, WE

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ENJOYED YOUR SLUMBER PARTY.
>> CASUAL SLIM BER PARTY, PILLOW

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FIGHT, THAT'S WHAT WOMEN DID.
>> James: I KNEW IT.

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THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, ALISON
BRIE EVERYBODY!

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I'M JAMES CORDEN AND ROLL THE
TITLES.

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♪ ♪ ♪
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH

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THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH

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THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH!
♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: YES, AT THE, BLESS

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YOU.
WE'RE BACK.

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WE GOT A SIX WEEK SUMMER
VACATION.

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WELL, WE'RE BACK PHYSICALLY.
MENTALLY, PETE AND I ARE STILL

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IN MARGARITAVILLE.
IT DOES FEEL WEIRD ISN'T IT?

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A ONE-WEEK VACATION MAKES YOU
FEEL REFRESHED AND READY TO GET

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BACK TO WORK, BUT SIX WEEKS, YOU
END UP GOING, WHY DO WE WORK?

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(LAUGHTER)
>> James: ACTUALLY WHAT IS

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THE POINT OF ALL OF THIS?
WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

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(LAUGHTER)
>> James: IT'S THE ONLY

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GUARANTEE.
SO WHY AM I DOING THIS.

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PETE HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER?
>> JUST WHAT I USUALLY DO JUT JT

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MORE OF IT.
>> James: I DID WHAT I

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USUALLY DO BUT MORE OF IT?
>> YES, IT WAS SUBLIME.

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>> James: THAT'S A LOT OF
COCAINE!

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(APPLAUSE)
>> James: WE CANNOT DELAY

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THIS ANY LONGER.
IT IS TIME TO GIVE THE PEOPLE OF

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THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
CAN YOU BELIEVE AMERICA HASN'T

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HAD THE NEWS?
FOR SIX WEEKS THEY'VE BEEN

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QUESTION REST OF NEWS.
THEY'VE NOT KNOWN WHAT TO DO.

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FRET NO MORE, IT'S OUR DUTY, IT
IS THAT TIME.

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IT'S TIME FOR, "THE NEWS."
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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[ CLAPPING ]

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[ CLAPPING ]

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>> IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
>> James: NO, NO, THAT'S

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REALLY DISAPPOINTING!
>> YOU DON'T THINK THE --

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>> James: WHY WOULD YOU GET
US SO FIRED UP AND NOT BURST

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INTO SOMETHING AMAZING?
>> IT IS A TAKE OFF, A REMIX

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FROM DJ BLUE BALLS IF YOU'VE
HEARD OF HIM.

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>> James: I WAS IN IT, I WAS
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OH MY GOD, STEVE SPENT THE LAST
SIX WEEKS, HE'LL TAKE US

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SOMEWHERE EPIC.
WILL YOU ON THURSDAY TAKE US

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DOWN THE SAME AVENUE BUT BLAST
US OFF TO THE WEEKEND?

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>> I PROMISE.
>> James: DUNE BACK ON

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THURSDAY!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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>> James: HERE IS THE NEWS.
WHITE HOUSE CHIEF

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MEDICAL ADVISOR DR. ANTHONY
FAUCI ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING

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THAT HE WILL BE STEPPING DOWN IN
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HE'S EIGHTY-ONE YEARS OLD.
IN 2019, RIGHT BEFORE THE

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PANDEMIC, HE WAS THIRTY-FIVE.
FAUCI HAS ADVISED SEVEN

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PRESIDENTS AND SPENT MORE THAN
HALF A CENTURY AT THE NATIONAL

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INSTITUTES OF HEALTH.
YOU GOT TO ADMIT.

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THAT'S A PRETTY
IMPRESSIVE RESUME FOR SOMEONE

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WHOSE NEXT STEP IS ALMOST
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(LAUGHTER)
>> James: I THINK HE'S

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ALREADY SHOT IT.
THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE.

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THEY SHOOT IT OVER THERE.
I SAW HIM.

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I'M HONESTLY NOT -- I SAW HIM
DRESSED AS A HOTDOG, I PROMISE

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YOU!
(LAUGHTER)

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>> James: WEDNESDAY, TUNE IN.
>> I MEAN HE IS INTO MASKS.

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THE MASKED SINGER, I GET IT!
(APPLAUSE)

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>> James: I'M SORRY.
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE A

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PROFESSIONAL STANDUP COMEDIAN
AND I'M NOT.

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BUT DOING THIS -- DOES NOT HELP
YOUR JOCKEY!

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YOUR JOKE!
OKAY.

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WELL HERE'S A BIG NEWS STORY.
IT'S OFFICIAL.

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A NEW CHAMPION HAS BEEN CROWD IN
THE KIDS DIVISION OF THE U.S.A.

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MULLET CHAMPIONSHIP.
IT'S EMMITT BAILEY FROM

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WISCONSIN.
LOOK AT THAT!

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EMMIT BEAT OUT ALMOST 700 OTHER
ENTRANTS.

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HERE ARE THE TOP THREE
FINALISTS.

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HERE'S MY QUESTION, DO YOU HAVE
TO WEAR GLASSES?

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IS THAT A REQUIREMENT?
IT'S NOT A MULLET UNLESS YOU'RE

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WEARING WRAP AROUND SHADES.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE KIDS

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WOULD KICK MY ASS.
THEY WOULD, THEY WOULD BEAT ME

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UP EASILY.
COULD YOU PULL UP A MOULET,

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WOULD YOU DO IT?
>> A MULLET?

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PUT A LITTLE SASS ON IT?
I HAVE NO IDEA.

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OH NO!
>> LOOKS GOOD!

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>> James: I'VE GOT TO SAY IT
LOOKS GOOD.

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>> OH MY GOD.
>> WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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>> AFTER THE WEDDING I MIGHT DO
THAT.

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>> James: WHY NOT GET A
LITTLE PIECE FOR THE WEDDING?

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU WERE COMMITTED TO COM

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COMEDY -- ON YOUR WEDDING DAY,
YOU WOULD PLACE IN A WIGGED

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HAIRPIECE SO THAT THE FIRST
THING DANA SEES AS SHE WALKS

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DOWN THE AIMEE IS YOU WITH A
MULLET!

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>> IT MIGHT BE THE LAST DANA
SEASON.

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>> COULD YOU DO A -- OH NO!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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>> THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE HE'S
TRYING TO TALK SOMEONE INTO A

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THREESOME.
>> James: OH COME ON NOW,

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HANG ON HANG ON, LET'S SAY THIS
IN ACTUAL TRUTH IF WE ARE COMMIT

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STOWED THIS THE ONLY PERSON IN
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HAVE A M MULLET FOR TOMORROW'S
SHOW IS NICK BERNSTEIN.

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HOW WILL YOU DO IT?
>> I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS FOR

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THIS SHOW BUT --
>> James: $10,000 TO A

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CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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>> James: JUST DO IT AT THE
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SHAVE IT HERE.
>> I'M NOT DOING THAT.

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>> James: WHAT'S ODD ABOUT
THIS IS YOU'RE PREPARED TO HAVE

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THAT HAIRCUT.
>> YES.

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>> James: AND WHAT YOU'LL SAY
IS HUH-UH, I'M NOT TUMPG THIS

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PHENOMENAL LOOK.
>> YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THAT

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PICTURE.
YOU REALLY DO.

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YOU LOOK LIKE A RESPECTED ELDER
IN THE LESBIAN COMMUNITY!

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>> James: AND THAT'S THE NE
NEWS.

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THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT --
>> James: OH NO.

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>> IT'S NOT ALL THE NEWS.
I THINK THE BIGGEST NEWS OF THE

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WORLD TODAY, ACTUALLY, IS THAT
IT IS ONE, JAMES CORDEN'S

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BIRTHDAY TODAY!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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>> James: THAT IS TRUE.
THANK YOU.

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>> AND I THINK WE AT THE STUDIO
SHOULD SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO

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HIM RIGHT NOW, RIGHT?
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ ♪

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JAMES ♪

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♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪
>> NOW FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I KNOW

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HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THAT HIBACHI
DANCE WE GOT YOU A COUPLE OF

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YEARS AGO, I THOUGHT WE WOULD
FOLLOW UP THAT TASTY MEAL SO WE

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GOT YOU AN ICE CREAM DESK RIGHT
HERE.

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>> James: OH MY GOD!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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>> AND IF YOU POP OPEN THE LID
YOU'LL SEE THERE'S VANILLA,

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CHOCOLATE AND STRAWBERRY ICE
CREAM THERE.

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>> James: OH WOW!
>> AND BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE

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GENEROUS MAN YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO EAT ALONE, THERE'S A BIG

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SPOON, AN EVEN BIGGER SPOON.
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT THE BOWLS

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RIGHT NOW.
>> James: OKAY.

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OKAY.
YOU READY?

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>> READY.
>> James: OKAY.

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♪ ♪ ♪

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>> James: STAY THERE.
WINIE!

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1NIE, UNBELIEVABLE, UNBELI
UNBELIEVABLE!

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>> JUST A SCOOP OF ICE CREAM FOR
A FRIDAY NIGHT OR MONDAY

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MORNING, BUT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
WE WANTED IT TO BE EXTRA

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SPECIAL.
BUT I'VE DELIVERED A WAY YOU CAN

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DELIVER TOPPINGS TO EVERYBODY
HERE.

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>> James: SO STUPID.
>> LOUIE YOU LOVE ICE CREAM?

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>> VANILLA.
>> James: YOU WANT A TOPPING.

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>> LOUIE YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE
TOPPING SPOT, THE ALPHA VERSION

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OF THIS TECHNOLOGY, IT'S STILL
BEING RESEARCHED.

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>> A BIRTHDAY INTRAITION.
CELEBRATION.

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>> A BIRTHDAY INTRAITION.
CELEBRATION.

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>> James: MARSHMALLOWS, HOT
FUDGE OR SPRINKLES?

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>> SPRINKLES.
>> James: SPRINKLES COMING

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UP.
>> THAT'S TERRIFIC.

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>> James: DO YOU WANT SOME
FRUIT LOOPS?

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>> HANG ON.
>> James: NICK, COME ON UP.

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NICK, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ICE
CREAM.

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NICK, YOU CAN STEP AWAY, I'LL
GIVE YOU SOME VANILLA.

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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
SO THERE'S VANILLA.

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OKAY.
NICK STEP ON.

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STEP IN, NICK.
WHAT DO YOU FANCY, MARSHMALLOWS?

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>> I'LL GET A M MULLET.
I LOVE MARSHMALLOWS.

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>> James: COCONUT?
>> YEAH, YEAH.

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WOW!
>> James: NICK DOES IT FEEL

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DRY?
DOES IT FEET DRY?

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FEEL DRY?
HOT FUDGE!

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

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EVERYBODY.
KEVIN HART IS HERE.

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COME ON BACK.
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE

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THAT BAD, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT
WAS.

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>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES!

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK.

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I'M HERE WITH THE ONE, THE ONLY,
KEVIN HART.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
KEVIN, YOU ARE ONE OF THE

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BIGGEST STARS IN HOLLYWOOD AND A
HILARIOUSLY OUTSPOKEN COMEDIAN,

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WHICH MAKES YOU THE PERFECT
CANDIDATE TO PLAY THIS GAME

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WHERE YOU HAVE TO ANSWER A
PERSONAL QUESTION TRUTHFULLY OR

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EAT SOMETHING DISGUSTING.
IT'S TIME TO "EAT YOUR HART OUT

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OR SPEAK YOUR HART OUT."
♪

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NOW KEVIN, YOUR NEWEST BUSINESS
VENTURE IS A 100% PLANT-BASED

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FAST-FOOD RESTAURANT CALLED HART
HOUSE.

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OBVIOUSLY, HART HOUSE'S MENU
ONLY SERVES THE MOST DELICIOUS

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PLANT-BASED ITEMS, BUT IN FRONT
OF US YOU CAN SEE THAT WE, AT

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THE SHOW, HAVE TAKEN A DIFFERENT
ROUTE.

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WE HAVE CREATED AN ASSORTMENT OF
FOOD CONCOCTIONS THAT ARE ALL

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100% PLANT-BASED BUT ALSO 100%
DISGUSTING.

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HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION

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AND YOU CAN EITHER CHOOSE TO
ANSWER IT, OR SAMPLE ONE OF THE

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FOODS IN FRONT OF US.
WE'VE GOT THINGS LIKE IN FRONT

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OF YOU WE HAVE SALTY
SOYRIZO AND SEAWEED SMOOTHIE, TO

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WAIT UNTIL YOU SMELL THE YEASTY
HAM, THE WORST THING I'VE EVER

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SMELLED.
THE FOOD I WILL CHOOSE FOR YOU,

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I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU: I'M
GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS, THE

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SPICY SIGN US CLEANSER SKEWER.
OKAY.

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KEVIN, BESIDES YOUR OWN
COMPANIES YOU ARE ALSO KNOWN TO

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HAVE INVESTED IN OTHER
BUSINESSES INCLUDING AN ENERGY

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DRINK, A HEALTH AND FITNESS
PROGRAM AND A CAR-BUYING APP.

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WHAT IS THE WORST BUSINESS
INVESTMENT YOU ARE CURRENTLY

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INVOLVED IN?
>> THE WORST BUSINESS INVESTMENT

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THAT I'M CURRENTLY INVOLVED IN.
IS THE BUSINESS OF INVESTING IN

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YOUR FRIENDS.
YOU NEVER WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO

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FEEL LIKE THEIR IDEAS ARE NOT
GOOD IDEAS.

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BUT THUS FAR, THESE IDEAS HAVE
BEEN AN ENDLESS PIT OF

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BANKRUPTCY.
THE VENTURES, THE VENTURES THAT

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MY FRIENDS HAVE MADE ME PUT
MONEY INTO HAVE NEVER WORKED.

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I THINK WORST ONE THAT PROBABLY
INVESTED INTO, ONE OF MY

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FRIENDS, HAD HEADPHONES THAT
THEY CREATED, THAT OPENED UP

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INTO SPEAKERS.
YOU LIKE THEY WERE HEADPHONES

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AND YOU COULD ENJOY IT LIKE
THIS.

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BUT THEN IF YOU WANTED TO MAKE
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, THEY

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WERE -- THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE
INVENTION THIS IS WHAT THEY TOLD

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ME, WHEN PEOPLE LISTEN TO MUSIC,
YOU'RE LIKE WHAT ARE YOU

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LISTENING TO, PEOPLE MAKE YOU
PUT ON THE HEADPHONES, WITH

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THESE THEY JUST OPEN UP.
THAT'S THE WORST INVENTION I'VE

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EVER PUT MONEY INTO.
>> James: WOW, WOW.

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>> OPEN UP AND BECOME SPEAKERS,
YES.

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>> James: KEVIN MY TURN.
CHOOSE A FOOD FOR ME TO EAT.

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>> I WANT TO GO TO LOUSY LOADED
FRIES.

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>> James: THIS IS FRENCH
FRIES COVERED WITH PISTACHIO

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BUTTER AND RAISINS.
>> ONE OF THESE SMELLS ARE

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REALLY MESSING FOR YOU.
NUMBER TWO IS A QUESTION FOR

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YOU.
TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

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WHAT IS THE WORST GIFT THAT
SOMEBODY GAVE YOU TODAY?

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I KNOW YOU RECEIVED A LOT OF
GIFTS.

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BY THE WAY, YOU'RE ON SET.
YOUR STAFF IS HERE.

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NO WAY, ALL THESE GIFTS ARE GOOD
GIFTS.

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AS A MATTER OF FACT, 70% OF
THESE GIFTS ARE HORRIBLE GIFTS.

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>> James: I JUST -- I DON'T
KNOW WHETHER TO -- THAT JUST --

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>> YOU PROBABLY GOT A TIE, YOU
PROBABLY GOT SOME SOCKS.

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>> James: I DON'T WANT THE
PERSON OR PEOPLES WHO BOUGHT IT

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FOR ME TO BE OFFENDED.
>> THEY WOULD.

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THAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THE
QUESTION.

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THAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THE
QUESTION.

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>> James: THEN I DON'T KNOW
IF THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT IT FOR

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ME ACTUALLY SAW IT.
SO I CAN TELL YOU MY AGENT'S

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HERE, THEY BOUGHT ME A BACKPACK
WHICH MADE ME A QUESTION WHETHER

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WE EVER MET BEFORE.
IT WAS AN EXPENSIVE BACKPACK

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FROM A VERY GOOD SHOP, STORE.
IT LOOKED EXPENSIVE.

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BUT IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS WHAT I
WOULD -- LIKE A 14-YEAR-OLD'S

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BACKPACK.
>> WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID IF

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IT HAD SPEAKERS ON IT?
>> James: SO IT WOULD BE

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THAT, IT WOULD BE THAT, IT WOULD
BE THAT.

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>> IT WAS A HORRIBLE GIFT.
WHAT ARE YOU CHOOSING FOR ME?

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>> James: KEVIN I'M GOING TO
GIVE YOU THIS ONE.

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CREAMY PLANT BASED TUNA PUDDING
WHICH IS --

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>> IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
>> James: PUDDING WITH CHUNKS

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OF TUNA WITH A CINNAMON STICK
WITH A FISH EGG GARNISH.

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HERE WE GO.
QUESTION 3, KEVIN.

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YOU'VE STARRED ALONGSIDE DUANE
JOHNSON, JACK BLACK AND NICK

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JONAS.
RANK THEIR ACTING ABILITIES FROM

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BEST TO WORST.
I THINK YOU'VE GOT TO EAT --

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THERE'S A SPOON.
THERE'S A SPOON DOWN THERE.

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THERE'S A SPOON DOWN THERE IF
YOU WANT IT BECAUSE WE'RE ALL

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HOPING JUMANJI 3 IS AROUND THE
CORNER.

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>> EVERYBODY A IS A PROFESSIONAL
ACTOR.

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EVERYBODY HAS MADE IT.
BY WAY OF DOING IT'S NOT LIKE

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I'M BEING DISRESPECTFUL.
THESE ARE MY CO-STARS AND I WILL

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NOT LET YOU DIVIDE JUMANJI LIKE
THIS.

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I WILL NOT LET YOU DO IT!
>> James: DO THIS.

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>> YOU SELFISH SON OF A BITCH!
YOU'RE TRYING TO DESTROY A

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FRANCHISE IS WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO DO.

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THESE ARE GOOD PEOPLE!
THESE ARE GOOD MEN!

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YUCK!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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>> WHOA.
>> James: HOW WAS IT?

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>> OH MY GOD, I ALMOST LET IT
GO.

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NO I'M SERIOUS.
I HAD LIKE A LITTLE --

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>> James: A RETCH.
>> LIKE A LITTLE TINY PIECE OF

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(BLEEP) COME INTO MY MOUTH.
A LITTLE TEENY PIECE.

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>> James: IT'S MY TURN SO YOU
CAN CHOOSE FOR ME.

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>> NASTY (BLEEP) GO TO FLAMING
HOT (BLEEP) DON'T HAVE ONE.

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OKAY.
ONLY RIGHT THAT I WOULD TURN A

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FAVOR.
YOU'RE IN A NICE SETTING, IT'S A

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BEAUTIFUL TIME FOR YOU.
THE WORLD OF LATE NIGHT HAS

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ALWAYS BEEN AMAZING.
A LOT OF COUNTERPARTS HAVE BEEN

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IN THIS SPACE BY THE WAY.
RANK THESE HOSTS FROM BEST TO

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WORSE, STEPHEN COLBERT, JIMMY
KIMMEL, IT'S GOOD TO FOR YOU TO

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SAY WHO'S GOOD AND WHO'S BAD.
>> James: I WILL NOT LET YOU

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DESTROY WHAT IS A --
>> IS IT ONE OF THE JIMMIES?

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>> James: A BEAUTIFUL
BROTHERHOOD WHO HAVE BEEN

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NOTHING BUT BEAUTIFUL AND
SUPPORTIVE TO ME.

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>> YOU THINK IT'S KIMMEL!
>> James: THEY ARE A

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WONDERFUL GROUP EVERY SINGLE ONE
OF THEM!

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> OH GOD!

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> OH GOD!

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OH GOD!
>> James: THAT WAS

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DISGUSTING.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY!

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>> ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
BACK HERE.

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WE'RE ABOUT TO GO BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT WE DO.

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>> James: NOW LET'S MEET OUR
GUESTS TONIGHT!

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SHE'S THE STAR, PRODUCER, &
CO-WRITER OF "SPIN ME ROUND,"

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PLEASE WELCOME:
ALISON BRIE!

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>> IT'S ALISON BRIE!
>> James: HE STARS IN "ME

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TIME," PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN
HART?

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>> IT'S KEVIN HART!
>> James: HOW ARE YOU?

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>> James: HOW ARE YOU?
SUPERBEING HERE, SO HAPPY, OUR

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FIRST SHOW AFTER BEING AWAY FOR
A WHILE, CAN'T THINK OF TWO

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BETTER GUESTS TO BE HERE ON SUCH
A MONUMENTAL DAY.

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NOTHING TO DO WITH IT BEING MY
BIRTHDAY.

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THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW BACK!
IT WAS YOUR WIFE'S BIRTHDAY LAST

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WEEK.
IS THAT RIGHT?

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>> YES.
IT WAS.

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>> James: LAST WEEK YOU THREW
HER A HUGE SURPRISE PARTY.

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HARD ENOUGH IF YOU THROW IT ON
THE TOWN OR THE CITY YOU LIVE

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BUT YOU THREW IT IN D.C.
BECAUSE YOU'RE ON TOUR.

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DID EVERYTHING GO AS PLANNED?
>> NO, IT WANT HARD BECAUSE WE

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DID IT JAMES.
NO, WE THREW HER A SURPRISE

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PARTY AT D.C.
THAT'S ACTUALLY WHERE I MET MY

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WIFE SO IT CAME FULL CIRCLE, I
TRIED TO DO SOMETHING NICE.

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I TRICKED HER, TOLD HER TO COME
IN EARLY, HAD FRIENDS AND FAMILY

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THERE, INTIMATE SURPRISE PARTY,
LIVE BAND, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, LOTS

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OF DANCING, LOTS OF FUN.
>> James: I FIND IT

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STRESSFUL.
I THREW A SURPRISE PARTY ONCE, I

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FIND IT VERY, VERY STRESSFUL.
YOU THREW A SURPRISE PARTY FOR

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YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT?
HOW DID IT GO?

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>> NOT WELL.
THE FIRST FEW MONTHS OF US

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DATING, I DECIDED TO THROWS HIM
A SURPRISE PARTY.

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I HAD NOT YET MET MOST OF HIS
FRIENDS BUT I ENDED UP INVITING

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100 PLUS PSEUDO STRANGERS OF HIS
TO MY HOUSE TO DRESS UP 80s

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THEMED.
I ASKED TWO OF HIS FRIENDS AND I

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ASKED THEM TO TELL ME, I WANT
HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS.

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IT SPUN AND SPUN OUT OF CONTROL.
I LEARNED RIGHT AFTER THROWING

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THE PARTY THAT DAVE HATES
SURPRISES.

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DOES NOT LIKE THEM AT ALL AND
DIDN'T KNOW MOST OF THE PEOPLE

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THERE.
>> IT'S WEIRD THAT YOU SAY YOU

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INVITED SOME OF HIS CLOSEST
FRIENDS BECAUSE DAVE AND I ARE

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ACTUALLY CLOSE, IT'S WEIRD.
WE DID A MADDEN COMMERCIAL,

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KEVIN TALKS TO THEM ALL THE
TIME.

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I DIDN'T KNOW (BLEEP) ABOUT THE
PARTY.

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HAD YOU TOLD ME I WOULD HAVE
TOLD YOU, DAVE DOESN'T LIKE

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SURPRISES.
WHICH MAKES ME THINK YOU GOT

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WHAT YOU DESERVED.
>> I'LL ALLOW IT.

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>> James: ALISON YOU SHOT A
MOVIE IN THE RAIN FOREST IN

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COLUMBIA.
WHAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN

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DOING.
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW DOES

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IT COME SHOOTING A MOVIE IN THAT
PART OF THE WORLD?

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>> THE TRICK OF THE DAY WAS WHEN
I HAD A COUP STAGED UPON THE

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LOCAL IGUANAS, I SAW AN IGUANA,
IT WAS SO BIG AND COOL, I TOOK A

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PHOTO AND POSTED IT ON INSTAGRAM
AND I SAW ANOTHER IGUANA AND I

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VIDEOED AND I SAW ANOTHER
IGUANAS, AND THEY ARE LIKE THIS

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BIG AND THEY LOOK PREHISTORIC.
LIKE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS

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ARE HIP TO THE FACT THAT LIZARDS
ARE BASICALLY DINOSAURS.

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NEWMAN IS TRYING TO ESCAPE, IT'S
LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT IGUANAS AND

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I HAD TO GO GET A BROOM AND KIND
OF --

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>> YOU BROOMED IT!
>> THAT THEY COULD COME CHILL IN

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THE LIVING ROOM START EATING MY
FOOD, I HAD TO GIVE A LITTLE

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TAP-A-TAP-A-TAP-A.
I HAD TO ASSERT MYSELF.

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THEY ALL LEFT.
>> IT IS A HUGE CULTURAL

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DIFFERENCE HERE.
>> YOU WOULDN'T HAVE JUST SHOUA

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SHOUA SHOUA?
>> AFTER IGUANA NUMBER 2 IT'S

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YOUR ROOM.
I'M NOT STAYING THERE I'M OUT.

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>> James: IN THE NEW MOVIE,
WHICH WE'LL TALK ABOUT, THIS IS

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YOU AND MARK WAHLBERG, THAT'S
FINE WITH YOU?

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>> I'LL GIVE YOU A BIG SPOILER,
THAT ONE WAS FAKE.

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THEY HAD TO BUILD A BIG IGUANA
THAT WASN'T REAL, OR THE

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TUESDAYS, I'M BEING REAL, THEY
EAT ALL DAY, ALL THAT GREEN WENT

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OUT THEIR SYSTEM.
I DIDN'T WANT TO PICK HIM UP.

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MARK WAS LIKE KEV, STOP BEING A
BITCH PICK HIM UP.

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I SAID YOU CAN DO THAT MARKY
MARK.

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THEY BUILT US A LIVE LOOKING
FAKE TORTOISE.

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THAT'S WHY I'M ACTING WELL.
>> James: IT'S SO FUNNY, TELL

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US WHAT ME TIME IS ABOUT.
WHAT DO YOU PLAY?

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>> ME TIME IS ABOUT A MAN WHO
DESPERATELY NEED SOME TIME FOR

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HIMSELF.
HE'S A FATHER BEING ENGULF

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INTERMEDIATE THE WORLD OF
FAMILY.

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HIS LIFE BECAME HIS KIDS LIVES.
HE AND HIS WIFE AGREED THAT SHE

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SHOULD GO SEE HER PARENTS, SHE'S
THE WORKER, I'M MORE OF THE STAY

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AT HOME DAD SO WE KIND OF
SWITCHED THE WORLDS OF

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OPPORTUNITY AND I GO WITH MY OLD
FRIEND FROM SCHOOL THAT I

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HAVEN'T SEEN AND WE END UP
EMBARKING ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE

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NO OTHER AND MY ME TIME BHKS A
CRAZY TIME.

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DKS BECOMES A CRAZY TIME.
RATED R, IT IS SOMETHING YOU ALL

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WILL ENJOY.
I HAD AN UNBELIEVABLE TIME

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00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:51,002
WORKING WITH MARK WAHLBERG
REGINA HALL.

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00:32:51,069 --> 00:33:00,078
>> WE'LL LOOK AT ME TIME
AVAILABLE THIS FRIDAY ON

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00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,046
NETFLIX:
>> WHAT IS THAT?

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00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:08,519
DROP ONE IN THE TANK, A DEUCE.
I GOT TO MUSTER UP I'LL DO IT.

400
00:33:08,586 --> 00:33:13,524
>> DANK IT, IT'S TANKLESS.
WHY DON'T YOU (BLEEP) THAT.

401
00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:18,196
IT'S A GREAT PIVOT.
>> YOU ALWAYS BEEN AN IDEA MAN,

402
00:33:18,262 --> 00:33:24,469
HUCK!
>> I'LL DO IT.

403
00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:27,004
>> James: STICK AROUND, MORE
WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME

404
00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:27,672
BACK.

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00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,724
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>> I DON'T KNOW, IS IT TOO MUCH?

406
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:50,428
>> IT'S SI SI.
>> THAT'S THE ONE WE'RE GETTING

407
00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:54,866
THAT.
>> I CAN'T AFFORD THIS.

408
00:33:54,932 --> 00:34:04,609
>> DON'T WORRY, IT'S NICK'S
TREAT.

409
00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:07,945
[ FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
>> OKAY, OKAY.

410
00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:15,386
>> WE'RE GOOD.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

411
00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:16,554
>> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM
"SPIN ME ROUND," WHICH IS IN

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00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:20,258
THEATERS, ON DEMAND, AND ON AMC
PLUS, RIGHT NOW.

413
00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:22,827
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM.
NOW I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW

414
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:23,961
THIS YOU STAR IN THE MOVIE.
>> YES.

415
00:34:24,028 --> 00:34:27,031
>> James: YOU WROTE THE
MOVIE, YOU PRODUCED THE MOVIE

416
00:34:27,098 --> 00:34:29,801
AND YOU SHOULD BE VERY, VERY
VERY PROUD.

417
00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:31,602
TELL US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO
YOU PLAY.

418
00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:36,641
>> YES I PLAY AN MANAGER AT AN
ITALIAN CHAIN RESTAURANT WHO

419
00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:41,412
GETS THE OPPORTUNITY OF A
LIFETIME TO GO TO ITALY, ALL

420
00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:46,784
EXPENSES PAID FOR AN EXEMPLARY
MANAGER'S PROGRAM, SHE'S READY

421
00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:51,422
FOR AN EAT PRAY LOVE EXPERIENCE
BUT SHE GETS A LOT MORE THAN SHE

422
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,992
BARGAINED FOR.
>> YOU HAVE TO DO THIS WHEN YOU

423
00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:57,161
SAY IT?
>> I SIGNED CONTRACTS.

424
00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:59,363
>> James: YOU HAVE TO DO
THIS?

425
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:04,368
>> THAT INVOLVE FINGER-WORK.
>> James: IS THAT HOW YOU

426
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,871
PITCH THE FILM?
>> A LOT MORE THAN SHE BARGAINED

427
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:10,374
FOR!
>> James: THURSDAY IS THE

428
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:14,979
GRAND OPENING OF YOUR NEW PLANT
BASED FAST FOOD RESTAURANT HART

429
00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:17,782
HOUSE.
>> I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS.

430
00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:21,052
>> James: I'M EXCITED ABOUT
IT, I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE

431
00:35:21,118 --> 00:35:23,354
AHUGE SUCCESS.
WHY WAS IT IMPORTANT DO YOU

432
00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:28,426
THIS?
>> BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST.

433
00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:30,862
I'VE BEEN DABBING IN PLANT BASED
FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

434
00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:34,966
THERE IS A MISUNDERSTANDING
ABOUT WHAT THE WORLD OF PLANT

435
00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:38,436
BASE IS AND SHOULD BE.
THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT ARE

436
00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:43,174
OVERCOMMITTED, SOME PEOPLE THAT
WANT TO TRY BUT ARE AFRAID TO

437
00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:46,244
TRY, DON'T WANT TO GO BACK.
THE OPTION DOESN'T EXIST FOR

438
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:51,182
MOST LIKE THE WORLD OF FAST FOOD
IS ONE THAT COMES FAR FEW AND IN

439
00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:53,451
BETWEEN FOR YOU PLANT BASED
LOVER.

440
00:35:53,518 --> 00:36:00,224
I WANT TO CREATE A PLANT BASED
FAST FOOD CHANGE, EMBRACE THE

441
00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:01,893
GRA GENERATION NOW, THE
GENERATION THAT LOVES TO

442
00:36:01,959 --> 00:36:04,862
EXPERIENCE LOVES TO TRY AND PUT
THAT OPTION IN THE WORLD OF THE

443
00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:07,798
FAST FOOD PLACES THAT WE'VE
GROWN TO LOVE TODAY.

444
00:36:07,865 --> 00:36:13,738
SO THE GOAL IS TO SEE HART HOUSE
RIGHT SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF

445
00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:18,676
WHERE YOU WOULD SEE A BURGER
KING A McDONALD'S AND WENDY'S.

446
00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:23,648
IT CAME TOGETHER OVER THE COURSE
OF A COUPLE OF YEARS WITH SOME

447
00:36:23,714 --> 00:36:27,418
AMAZING PARTNERS AND WHAT
STARTED OFF AS A DREAM AND A

448
00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:32,557
VISION IS NOW A REALITY.
WE OPEN UP ON THE 25th.

449
00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:36,727
I'M BEYOND EXCITED ABOUT IT.
THE FIRST ONE IS OPENING UP HERE

450
00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:40,831
IN LOS ANGELES ON WESTCHESTER.
>> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

451
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:51,275
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>> James: WELCOME BACK.

452
00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:52,610
WE'RE HERE WITH ALISON BRIE AND
KEVIN HART.

453
00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:55,713
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
FOR OUR GUESTS?

454
00:36:55,780 --> 00:37:00,117
>> Reggie: YES I HAVE A PLANT
BASED QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS,

455
00:37:00,184 --> 00:37:06,357
THAT QUESTION GOES TO ALL OF OUR
GUESTS SO FAR.

456
00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:09,760
ALISON, YOU ARE A FERN AND KEVIN
AS WELL, AS BEING PEOPLE DO YOU

457
00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:14,398
EVER THINK ABOUT HEY IF I SAW A
TREE, AND EVERY TIME I WALKED BY

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00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:18,369
IT, AND I LOOKED BEHIND ME IT
SEEMED TO BE THE SAME DISTANCE

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00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:23,174
EVERY TIME I TURNED AROUND, NO
MATTER HOW FAR I WALKED, HOW

460
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:30,481
WOULD YOU HANDLE THAT REALITY?
>> I THINK ABOUT THAT

461
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,116
CONSTANTLY, FIRST OF ALL, THANK
YOU FOR ASKING.

462
00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:36,654
IT'S A GREAT FEAR OF MAINLY.
IT'S HOW I'VE FELT ABOUT KEVIN

463
00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:41,359
FOR MOST OF THIS EVENING.
AND BASICALLY, I JUST PRETEND

464
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:48,265
LIKE IT'S NOT HAPPENING AND LIVE
MY LIFE, REGGIE!

465
00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:54,071
>> James: KEVIN.
>> I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU

466
00:37:54,138 --> 00:37:55,606
REGGIE.
I DON'T KNOW (BLEEP) YOU'RE

467
00:37:55,673 --> 00:37:58,175
TALKING ABOUT.
I DON'T HAVE AN IDEA, I DON'T

468
00:37:58,242 --> 00:38:01,879
KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER IT, I

469
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,815
HAVE TO PROBLEM SAYING I'M
CONFUSED AS TO WHAT YOU WANT

470
00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:07,418
FROM ME.
>> I RESPECT IT.

471
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:10,721
I RESPECT IT.
>> HONESTY IS AT KEY.

472
00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:15,459
BUT IF YOU ARE ASKING IF THE
SANDWICHES AT HART HOUSE ARE

473
00:38:15,526 --> 00:38:19,630
AMAZING, YES THEY ARE!
>> James: IS THAT RIGHT REG?

474
00:38:19,697 --> 00:38:22,233
>> Reggie: THOSE ANSWERS ARE
INDIVIDUALLY CORRECT.

475
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:26,537
>> James: THEY ARE
INDIVIDUALLY CORRECT.

476
00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:30,741
PLEASE THANK OUR WONDERFUL
GUESTS, ALISON AND KEVIN.

477
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:31,976
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY.

478
00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:44,021
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
TOMORROW NIGHT: JASON MOMOA,

479
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:48,626
KRISTEN BELL, PLUS FROM MEGHAN
TRAINOR FEATURING TEDDY SWIMS.

480
00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:50,094
ALL THAT.
WE HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US.

481
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:54,632
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.
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