♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO DRINK SOME SMOOTHIES
♪ ON THE SHOW TONIGHT DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY
♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT
♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
NEBRASKA, ARKANSAS, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST,
THE ONE, THE ONLY...
JAMES CORDEN!
>> James: HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
I'M VERY HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH VERY, VERY MUCH EVERYBODY, CHEERS GUYS,
THANK YOU!
HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW."
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT!
SHE IS A GRAMMY-WINNING, TONY-NOMINATED ACTOR YOU KNOW
FROM "PALM SPRINGS," "MADE FOR LOVE," "BLACK MIRROR" AND SO
MUCH MORE!
THE WONDERFUL CRISTIN MILIOTI IS HERE TONIGHT!
CRISTIN HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
>> James: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
YOU DON'T SEEM TOO CHIPPER, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
>> NO I'M GOOD.
NOW I FEEL LIKE -- I FEEL GOOD IT SEEMS LIKE I'M GOING TO LIE
BUT IT'S ALL GOOD.
I'M GOING TO GO.
>> James: CRISTIN MILIOTI, EVERYBODY.
AND SHE IS AN ACTOR, COMEDIAN, AND DIRECTOR YOU KNOW FROM
"CRIMINAL MINDS," "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY," AND "FEAR THE
WALKING DEAD!" THE INCREDIBLE, THE LOVELY,
AISHA TYLER IS HERE TONIGHT!
AISHA, HOW ARE YOU?
OH WOW, HOLD UP, OH MY GOD, OKAY, OH, WOW!
>> I'M SO GOOD.
>> James: AISHA TYLER EVERYBODY!
AND, THEY ARE A GRAMMY-NOMINATED ROCK BAND HAILING FROM GLASGOW!
THEIR GREATEST HITS ALBUM, "HITS TO THE HEAD," IS OUT NOW.
THE SMASHING, THE SENSATIONAL, FRANZ FERDINAND ARE HERE
TONIGHT!
HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT?
>> WE'RE GOOD.
>> James: IS EVERYBODY RESTED TONIGHT?
>> FEEL GOOD YES.
>> James: YOU KNOW THE HALF STAR HOTEL THAT IS OVER THE ROAD
FROM THIS STUDIO, WE HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY WALK IN THE DOORS
OR OUT THE DOORS.
WE WERE LIKE, WHY WOULD EVERYBODY ALL GO THERE?
GUESS WHO ALL WENT THERE FOR TWO HOURS FOR A NAP THIS AFTERNOON?
FRANZ FERDINAND.
DID YOU SEE ANYONE IN THE HOTEL?
>> HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT, IT'S AMAZING.
FRANZ FERDINAND, EVERYBODY!
REGGIE, ARE YOU READY?
>> James: THEN LET'S ROLL THE TITLES!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH!
♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪
>> James: IT CERTAINLY IS.
FRANZ FERDINAND IS HERE.
WHAT A NAME FOR A BAND.
YOU HEARD THAT TARK MONK -- ANTARCTIC MONKEY SONG HAVEN'T
YOU?
>> NO I HAVEN'T.
>> James: WHAT PART OF ME SAYS TO IAN!
WHAT'S THE CALL BACK?
>> BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE ASS (BLEEP).
DO YOU WANT TO ASK (BLEEP) FOR A SECOND?
>> Reggie: WE TALK AMONGST OURSELVES ARE SOMETIMES FOR
AWHILE WHEN YOU GUYS ARE OVER THERE.
>> James: YOU NEVER NOTICE WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF
TALKING TO BILL CLINTON, AND I HEAR YOU SAYING SOMETHING LIKE
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.
YES, YOU TALK MOONGS YOURSELVES DURING THE SHOW.
>> Reggie: STEVE WAS ASKING HAD I HEARD THE NEW BRITTANY
SONG AND I SAID NO.
IT'S THE SAME THING LIKE ANTARCTIC MONKEYS.
GOING DISCO.
>> James: THEY HAVEN'T GONE DISCO.
WHY DON'T YOU (BLEEP) LISTEN TO IT?
>> Reggie: I DON'T WANT TO POP.
>> James: THERE IS NOTHING REMOTELY DISCO ABOUT IT, IT'S
THERE BETTER BE A MIRROR BALL, RIGHT?
THE MIRROR BALL IN THE SONG IS ESSENLYSYMBO IS
ESSENTIALLY FROM THE WAIST DOWN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN
PLAYING GOLF.
AND THE WAIST UP YOU LOOK LIKE YOU STOLE IT FROM FERRELL'S
WARDROBE.
>> YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE AN EXPENSIVE ICE CREAM SANDWICH
TODAY.
>> James: OVERPRICED OAT MILK VEGAN SANDWICH.
>> AND WHAT ABOUT VEGAN, HARD?
>> James: WHY BE TERRIBLE IF YOU SUDDENLY WENT DISCO?
I DON'T LIKE THE VIBE IN HERE, I DON'T LIKE THIS VIBE, ONE BIT.
I WILL SAY THIS.
IT WOULD MAKE THE BAND LOOK LIKE (BLEEP), RIGHT?
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
ONE MEMBER OF THE BAND.
WELL, IT'S THAT TIME.
IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
♪ ♪ ♪ THE NEWS ♪ ♪ ♪
(APPLAUSE) >> James: HERE'S THE NEWS.
A NEW COURT FILING FROM THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT HAS REVEALED
THAT DONALD TRUMP'S TEAM MAY HAVE INTENTIONALLY MOVED AND
HIDDEN CLASSIFIED PAPERS AT MAR-A-LAGO-- EVEN AFTER THE
GOVERNMENT ASKED FOR THEM TO BE RETURNED.
HERE'S A PHOTO THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT RELEASED THIS
MORNING, SHOWING TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS IN TRUMP'S HOME
OFFICE.
LOOK AT THAT.
NOW I KNOW WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE DOCUMENTS BUT:
LOOK AT THAT CARPET.
THAT DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE THE CARPET YOU WOULD SEE IN
CRIME SCENE PHOTOS.
SEASONALITY IT?
HOW DO YOU EVEN PICK A CARPET LIKE THAT?
ARE YOU AT THE STORE, LIKE "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT'LL
LOOK GREAT WITH A BUNCH OF CIGARETTE BURNS?"
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT.
IT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME THAT TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS WERE
ACTUALLY LABELED "TOP SECRET."
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK AT THEM AND NOW I DO.
EVERY TOP SECRET DOCUMENT SHOULD BE LABELED "MY NOVEL,
FIRST DRAFT."
NO ONE'S LOOKING AT IT.
NO ONE'S STEALING IT.
(APPLAUSE) AND, ACCORDING TO ANONYMOUS
SOURCES, MELANIA TRUMP WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT THE F.B.I. RAID
AT MAR-A-LAGO BECAUSE DONALD WOULD "NEVER KEEP HIS STUFF" IN
HER ROOM.
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE FOR THE HAPPY COUPLE.
I BET WHEN DONALD AND MELANIA WALK AROUND EACH OTHER AT MAR A
LAGO, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE'S ACCOUNTS YOU DON'T QUITE KNOW.
LIKE YOU WALK PAST ME AND LIKE ON YOUR PHONE YOU'RE LIKE --
(LAUGHTER) IF YOU WERE GOING TO HIDE
SENSITIVE WORK DOCUMENTS HERE IN THE OFFICES OF THE "LATE LATE
SHOW," WHERE WOULD YOU HIDE THEM?
>> WOULD I NEVER TELL YOU.
>> James: BUT WHERE WOULD YOU HIDE THEM?
>> I'D HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.
>> James: NO ONE'S SAYING YOU'VE GOT ANYTHING TO HIDE.
YOU'RE MAKING THIS FEEL REALLY WEIRD.
WINNIE WHERE WOULD YOU HIDE SECRET DOCUMENTS?
>> ROB'S BATHROOM.
>> James: WHY?
>> HE HAS OLOT OF (BLEEP) IN THERE SO --
>> James: IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE.
SCOTTY, WOULD THE CAMERA REACH YOUR BATHROOM, SHOW PEOPLE YOUR
BATHROOM?
ROB SHOW PEOPLE YOUR BATHROOM?
>> I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE SUCH A CREEP.
>> Reggie: YOU'RE A CREEP GUY.
>> James: WILL THE CAMERA REACH?
>> YES THE CAMERA WILL REACH.
>> James: GO SCOTTY.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU IS THIS OKAY?
YOU'RE SUDDENLY WORRIED -- >> I MEAN THIS IS LIKE NOT GREAT
FOR ME.
>> James: WHY?
I THINK IT'S GREAT FOR YOU.
I THINK IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MORE FUN TIME THAN YOU ACTUALLY
ARE.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: WHEN SCOTTY IS
THERE JUST INTERRUPT THE MONO.
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON IF WE DON'T TELL THEM.
THIS IS AN ODD STORY.
A MAN IN SOUTH LONDON HEARD NOISES OUTSIDE HIS DOOR AT 5:30
THIS MORNING.
LOOK HOW NERVOUS ROB IS, HE'S NOT EVEN IN ON THIS, HE'S
TEXTING.
A MAN IN SOUTH LONDON HEARD NOISES OUTSIDE HIS DOOR AT 5:30
THIS MORNING.
HE OPENED THE DOOR AND DISCOVERED A POLICE RAID GOING
ON, WHICH INCLUDED THIS GUY.
SEE IF YOU CAN RECOGNIZE HIM.
>> HOW DID I GET (BLEEP) AND (BLEEP)?
>> PUT BORIS ON THE PHONE.
WHERE IS BORIS?
(LAUGHTER) >> James: BORIS JOHNSON ON A
POLICE RAID.
IS IT ALREADY "TAKE YOUR FAILED PRIME MINISTER TO WORK" DAY?
IN CASE ANYONE HERE IN AMERICA DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT BORIS
JOHNSON, I THINK "GUY WHO GETS MADE FUN OF WHILE ON A POLICE
RAID HE JOINED FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON" IS A PRETTY GOOD
DESCRIPTION.
I GOT TO SAY THOUGH, YOU DO WANT TO SEE A BUM BLING POSH PERSON,
NULLIFIES EVERYTHING.
JOLLY GOOD, SORRY, YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY DRUGS ON YOU,
DO YOU?
THE ODD THE OLD WACKY TABACKY?
OR THE DEVIL'S DANDRUFF?
NO?
OKAY, NO PROBLEM, BYE."
AND, A MIX UP AT A CRYPTO-CURRENCY FIRM IS MAKING
HEADLINES.
Crypto.com INTENDED TO SEND AN AUSTRALIAN WOMAN A $100 REFUND,
BUT INSTEAD, ACCIDENTALLY WIRED HER $10 MILLION.
WHICH SHE IMMEDIATELY USED TO BUY A MANSION.
AMAZING.
IT'S AMAZING!
(APPLAUSE) SOMEONE ACTUALLY MADE MONEY
OFF OF CRYPTO THIS YEAR.
OVER $10 MILLION.
IT WAS SUCH A BIG MISTAKE THAT THE CRYPTOARENA HERE IN LOS
ANGELES HAS BEEN RENAMED TO "HEY, JANICE, IF YOU'RE READING
THIS, WOULD YOU MIND RETURNING OUR PHONE CALLS?" ARENA.
AND FINALLY, AUTHORITIES NEAR THE BORDER STOPPED A
TRUCK DRIVER WHO CLAIMED TO BE TRANSPORTING PACKAGES OF
BABY WIPES.
BUT A DRUG-SNIFFING DOG ALERTED AGENTS THAT THE BABY WIPES WERE,
IN REALITY, $12 MILLION WORTH OF COCAINE.
YEAH LOOK AT THAT.
DOESN'T LOOK SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.
UNMARKED BABY WIPES, MEASURED OUT INTO ONE-KILO BRICKS.
COCAINE BABY WIPES.
IMAGINE THAT.
"WOW, MRS. FLETCHER, YOUR BABY IS SO CONFIDENT!"
"YES, JACKIE, THAT'S BECAUSE WE USE COCAINE BABY WIPES!"
OH HANG ON, OKAY GREAT.
OKAY HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.
THIS IS ROB'S OFFICE AND NOW IT'S GOING INTO THE RESTROOM
HERE.
LOOK AT THIS!
IT'S EVERY SINGLE CARD BORE CUTOUT OF THE SHOW!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: DOES IT EVER CREEP
YOU OUT ROBERT WHEN YOU ARE THERE?
WHO IS THAT GUY UNDERNEATH THE TOILET?
>> I THINK HE STARTED IT ALL.
I THINK NATE PUT HIM THERE AND THEN EVERYBODY ELSE STARTED
SHOWING UP.
>> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE LATE
SHOW" EVERYBODY!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
THE SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND I FEEL SO FORTUNATE I
GOT TO SPEND TIME WITH SO MANY GOOD FRIENDS.
BUT, ONE PERSON I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SEE WAS MY PAL JASON
MOMOA.
FORTUNATELY, I RAN INTO HIM THE OTHER DAY.
TAKE A LOOK.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HEY, HEY, JASON!
>> I'VE BEEN SO BUSY, I'VE BEEN SHOOTING SEASON THREE OF "SEE."
SORRY WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO HANG OUT THIS SUMMER.
>> James: I KNOW, IT'S BEEN A REAL BUMMER, YOU KNOW?
USUALLY WE SPEND EVERY SECOND OF THE SUMMER TOGETHER.
TOO BAD WE DIDN'T GET TO HAVE THE OLD MOMOA-CORDEN HOT BOY
SUMMER 2022!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE DON'T HAVE A TIME MACHINE, WE CAN'T GO BACK, BUT...
>> James: HANG ON...
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
>> MONTAGE!
YEAH!
♪ ♪ ♪ (LAUGHING TOGETHER)
(♪"WALKING ON SUNSHINE"♪) ♪ I USED TO THINK
MAYBE YOU LOVED ME ♪ NOW, BABY
I'M SURE ♪ AND I JUST CAN'T WAIT
TILL THE DAY WHEN >> James: WHOA!
>> SO BIG!
♪ YOU KNOCK ON MY DOOR NOW, EVERY TIME I GO FOR
♪ THE MAILBOX GOTTA HOLD MYSELF DOWN
♪ 'CAUSE I JUST CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU WRITE ME
♪ YOU'RE COMING AROUND I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE, WHOA-OH
♪ I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WHOA-OH
♪ AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD!
HEY ♪ ALL RIGHT NOW
AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD!
♪ I'LL SAY IT, SAY IT SAY IT AGAIN NOW
♪ AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD!
HEY, YEAH NOW ♪ AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD!
DON'T IT, DON'T IT, DON'T IT ♪ DON'T IT, DON'T IT
DON'T IT FEEL GOOD ♪ HEY, YEAH NOW
AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD!
♪ AND DON'T IT, DON'T IT DON'T IT, DON'T IT, DON'T IT
♪ DON'T IT FEEL GOOD AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD
♪ OH, DON'T IT FEEL GOOD DON'T IT FEEL GOOD
♪ NOW DON'T IT FEEL GOOD?
OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH ♪ DON'T IT FEEL GOOD ♪
(SCREAMING) ♪ ♪ ♪
(CAR CRASHES) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: MY THANKS TO JASON MOMOA!
WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
CHECK OUT THE FINAL SEASON OF "SEE."
NEW EPISODES PREMIERE FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV+.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CRISTIN MILIOTI AND AISHA TYLER.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
SHE STARS IN "THE RESORT!" PLEASE WELCOME CRISTIN MILIOTI!
>> Reggie: IT'S CRISTIN MILIOTI.
>> James: SHE STARS IN "ARCHER!"
PLEASE WELCOME AISHA TYLER!
IT'S AISHA TYLER!
>> Reggie: IT'S AISHA TYLER.
ALL RIGHT!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING
THANK YOU FOR FINDING THE TIME.
CRISTIN I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR SO LONG.
>> I KNOW.
>> James: WE BOTH MET IN 2012, WE WERE WORKING IN
YOU WERE GIVING SUCH AN EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCE IN
"ONCE, THE MUSICAL.
" IS IT TRUE YOU COULDN'T ACTUALLY GET INTO YOUR SCHOOL
CHOIR IS THAT RIGHT?
>> THERE WAS A GROUP IN MY SCHOOL CALLED THE MADRIGALS, DO
YOU KNOW WHAT MADRIGALS ARE?
EXACTLY.
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S CORRECT.
MADRIGALS ARE LIKE FOLLOW A LINE EVERYWHERE, THEY ARE IN LIKE REN
FAIR, YOU GET THE CONE WITH THE DRAPES AND TURKEY LEG AND YOU'RE
LIKE FA LA LA LA LA.
YOUR FACE IS EXACTLY LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
I WAS DESPERATE FOB A MADRIGAL BUT THEY WOULD NOT HAVE ME.
>> James: WAIT SOME QUESTIONS.
I WAS SORT OF WITH IT FOR A MINUTE WHEN YOU WERE ON HATS AND
THEN IT BECAME WHEN TURKEY LEGS.
WHY?
>> LIKE A FIGY PUDDING AND A -- >> THANK YOU.
IT'S VERY LIKE -- OKAY.
>> James: IT'S NOT THE SAME THING.
YOU WOULD WALK AROUND WITH A TURKEY LEG?
IT'S LIKE A MICROPHONE?
>> WE DIDN'T HAVE A BUDGET FOR TURKEY LEGS.
IT WAS LIKE OF A VERY TURKEY LEG ENERGY.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
JUST FEELS LIKE A BRITISH PERSON WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE
SAYING.
>> James: DOES IT?
A TURKEY LEG ENERGY?
>> YES, LIKE CHRISTMAS CAROLING.
>> EVERYBODY IS WHAT IS I.T.
CALLED BROCADE?
>> YES, BROCADE.
>> YOU HAVE A LOT OF STRINGS ON THE BACK OF THE DRESS.
>> James: OKAY NOW I KNOW, STRINGS ON THE BACK AND A BUSTLE
AND FUNNY HATS.
>> AND THEY WERE WASSAILING ALL AROUND TOWN.
>> James: WHAT IS WASSAILING?
>> IT'S GREENER SLEEVES, ANNE BOLYN.
>> James: YOU WANTED TO BE PART OF THIS, NOBODY WOULD LET
YOU IN, WHY?
>> I ASSUME IT WAS POLITICAL.
>> James: REALLY?
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TURKEY LEG ENERGY.
AISHA, WE KNOW YOU AS AN ACTOR, COMEDIAN HOST, WRITER, DIRECTOR
BUT YOU ARE ALSO IS THIS TRUE SOMEWHAT OF A SINGER IS THAT
RIGHT?
>> I WAS IN A FA LA LA GROUP, NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT IN
COLLEGE.
LIKE KIND OF GLEE BUT NOBODY HAVING SEX KIND OF VIBES, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THEY WERE GETTING LUCKY ALL THE TIME.
WE USED TO USE THESE TERRIBLE MOCK KIND OF TURTLE NECKS.
>> James: WERE YOU ALSO CALLED THE MADRIGALS?
>> NO WE WERE CALLED THE ROCK-A-PELLAS.
WE FANCIED OURSELVES TO BE SOCIALLY RELEVANT, FREEDOM
SONGS, WHAT BOYS WANT TO HEAR ON TRI NIGHT, APARTHEID, COME ON!
WE WEREN'T VERY POLITICAL.
>> James: HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE IN ROCK-A-PELLAS?
>> THEY ARE STILL AT MY COLLEGE.
THEY'VE EXISTED SINCE I GRADUATED YEARS AGO.
>> James: THE ROCK-A-PELLAS ARE STILL OUT THERE, THE
DARTMOUTH ROCK-A-PELLAS, GO GET THEM ROCK-A-PELLAS, RIGHT?
YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST PERFORMER IN YOUR SYSTEM.
YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS IN ICECAP AIDS.
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IS ICE CAN A PAIDS IS -- ICECAP
AIDS IS?
ICECAPADES IS?
>> LIKE CHRISTMAS SHOWS -- >> James: CHRISTMAS SHOWS
MUST HAVE BEEN A NIGHTMARE IN YOUR FAMILY.
CHRISTMAS SOUNDS A DISASTER.
>> EVERYONE WASSAILING AND FA LA LING.
>> THAT'S THE MOST EXCITING.
>> TIMMONS ONTARIO, THE SAME TOWN AS SHANIA TWAIN.
THEY SPOTTED HER ON ICE AND SAID YOU'LL COME ON TO HERE.
>> James: YOU WORNLT GET OFTEN THE ICE?
>> I VALUE MY TEETH.
>> James: YOU WOULDN'T GET IN A DRAMATIC WAY IN CENTRAL PARK,
LET'S ICECAPADE?
>> YOU'RE GOING TO GET HURT.
I DON'T HAVE THE -- YOU KNOW LIKE THAT KIND OF SAD SKATE
WHERE YOU'RE KIND OF -- >> James: IT'S LIKE THIS ALL
THE TIME.
WHOA!
>> I FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT SKIING TOO.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE WOODEN BOARDS WITH YOUR KNEES
ARE -- I'M SURE IT'S THRILLING BUT --
>> James: FOR ME IT'S RISK VERSUS REWARD.
WHAT'S THE RISK?
I MIGHT DIE.
WHAT'S THE REWARD?
I SLID DOWN THE MOUNTAIN ON SOME WOOD.
WHEN I WEIGH IT, I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT.
I ALSO THINK WITH ICE SKATING, ICE SKATING IS ONE OF THOSE
THINGS THAT HAS NEVER BEEN TRULY REPRESENTED IN A FILM.
WHEN ANYBODY DOES TONIGHT A FILM IT'S LIKE FUN, PEOPLE ARE HAVING
FUN.
AND IF YOU GO TO AN ICE SKATING RINK DURING CHRISTMAS NO ONE IS
HAVING FUN.
PEOPLE ARE USHERED TO GO THE SAME WAY, KIDS ARE TAKING PEOPLE
OUT.
>> WHEN YOU GET SCARED OR WHEN YOU ARE FALLING ASLEEP SOMETIMES
AT NIGHT AND YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM DOES SOMETHING LIKE YOU'RE
FALLING DOWN STEPS?
PLEASE SAY YES.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>> THE THING THAT YOU JERK AWAKE.
>> LIKE YOU JERK AWAKE.
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
>> James: IT'S THE BAND DURING THERE SHOW.
AISHA WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP I WAS SHOCKED TO HEAR THIS GIVEN
YOUR PROFESSION.
YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH TELEVISION IN YOUR HOUSE.
>> THEY THOUGHT TELEVISION ROTTED YOUR BRAIN.
THEY DROPPED ME OFF AT THE LIBRARY ON THE WEEKEND AT 7,
IT'S GREAT TO SPEND SATURDAY ALONE IN THE LIBRARY, LIKE
REALLY?
SUPER-COOL KID.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M OBSESSED WITH TELEVISION RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ONE AS A KID.
>> James: DID YOU TRY TO SNEAK TELEVISION?
>> MY PARENTS WERE ALSO VEGETARIANS.
I WAS ONS OF A UNICORN, CAME TO SCHOOL WITH A FIG NEWTON AND A
ROCK, YOU KNOW?
I WOULD GO TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE, HEY WHAT'S UP MOM?
I WOULD GO TO A FRIEND'S REFRIGERATOR AND SLAM MY CHEEKS
WITH BOL WITH BALONEY.
>> SHOULD WE CALL SOMEONE, ARE YOU OKAY?
I GOT TO MESS UP ON THE SUGAR, I'LL BE ALL RIGHT IN THE MINUTE.
>> James: THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T GET IN THE BAND.
YOUR PARENTS IN THE MADRIGALS.
IF YOUR PARENTS ARE VEGETARIAN AND YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TURKEY
LEG ENERGY IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
YOU WERE DEAD ON ARRIVAL!
NOW WE CAN WATCH TELEVISION NOW AND THANK GOD BECAUSE LET'S TALK
ABOUT YOUR NEW SHOW, "THE RESORT."
PEOPLE ARE LOVING IT.
TELL US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.
>> I PLAY EMMA AND OUTSIDE OF THAT I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO
DESCRIBE IT, WHICH I KNOW IS MY JOB BUT IT'S LIKE A VERY I WOULD
SAY IF YOU WATCH IT, IT STARTS OUT AS ONE THING, YOU THINK IT'S
ABOUT A MURDER MYSTERY.
A COUPLE IN A TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY THEIR MARRIAGE IS
NOT IN A GOOD PLACE.
THEY GET INVOLVED IN SOLVING THIS LOCAL MYSTERY, WAY BIGGER
THAN THAT, SORT OF MANY GENRES IN ONE.
>> James: PART ROM COM, LOT OF ACTION.
ARE YOU DOING YOUR OWN STUNTS?
>> I AM, WELL -- (APPLAUSE)
>> LIKE YES.
I HAVE A STUNT WOMAN FOR SOME OF THE STUFF DO I BUT FOR THE MOST
PART I DON'T KNOW HOW ALL OF A SUDDEN THE LAST COUPLE OF SHOWS
I'VE DONE HAVE BEEN VERY ACTION HEAVY WHICH I LOVE BUT IT'S
MOSTLY LIKE ME GETTING BLASTED OUT OF A HOLE OR THROWN DOWN A
HILL.
I DON'T HAVE, I DON'T HAVE LIKE PEOPLE --
>> James: HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU ROLLING DOWN THE HILL?
>> AS MANY AS IT STAYS TO GET THE SHOT!
>> James: BUT YOU WON'T SKI?
>> BUT I WON'T SKI.
I KNOW IT'S MENTAL ILLNESS.
>> James: YOU WON'T ICE SKATE, BUT YOU WILL THROW
YOURSELF 40 FOOT DOWN A HILL?
>> WITHOUT EVEN THINKING, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
THERE IS A SCENE IN THE SENT EPISODE WHERE I FALL AND
FACE-PLANT AND SLIDE DOWN A HILL OF ROCKS AND WE DO THAT 30
I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT, MY TEETH!
>> James: DO YOU ENJOY DOING STUNTS?
>> I ENJOY DOING STUNTS.
I'M A HUGE ACTION FILM FAN ATTIC, NOW THAT I'M DIRECTING I
THINK DIRECTING SCENES IS MUCH MORE FUN AND I GET SUPEREXCITED
TO GET OTHER PEOPLE GO DOWN THE HILL AND CHIP THEIR TEETH.
I DIRECTED A SCENE WHERE THERE WERE LIKE THOUSANDS OF ZOMBIES
WERE ATTACKING THIS OUTPOST BUT WE HAD 12.
WALK THAT WAY NOW TURN YOUR SHIRT INSIDE OUT AND THEN WALK
THAT WAY FOR HOURS, NOW YOU KNOW, NOW GO THIS WAY.
OH MY GOD.
YOU'RE ABLE TO TURN IT INTO A GIANT CROWD.
>> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM
"THE RESORT."
THE FINALE IS AVAILABLE TOMORROW ON PEACOCK.
>> OH MY GOD.
WE'RE (BLEEP) ON ME.
>> (BLEEP).
>> OH NO NO (BLEEP).
>> OH MY GOD.
OH OH OH!
(BLEEP).
>> OH OH!
OH MY GOD DUDE NO!
AH!
OH MY GOD.
BUT IT'S GOOD LUCK TO BE (BLEEP) BY A BAT RIGHT?
STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK.
>> LED US TO A GORILLA DEN AND GOT RAY BAN.
>> WHY BECAUSE I SAW A PIECE OF THE NN FALL OFF AND DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING.
>> AKA CARELESS, YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT US ARCHER AND NEVER DID.
YOU BECAME A SPY TO PLEAS YOUR MOTHER.
>> TOO FAR?
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT WE BACK Y'ALL, WE BACK!
THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "ARCHER," WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 10:00
ON FXX AND THE NEXT DAY ON HULU.
CONGRATS ON THE SHOW, BACK FOR SEASON 13.
PEOPLE LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH, YOU AND THE CAST YOU WENT TO
COMIC-COM LAST MONTH.
YOU'RE A BIG COMIC-COM LAST MONTH.
>> THAT WAS MY 11th COMIC COM.
I LOVE IT.
AS I MENTIONED BEFORE I SPENT MOST OF MY CHILDHOOD READING
BOOKS.
I LOVE A NERD.
IT'S ALSO KIND OF FOR ACTORS.
IT'S LIKE THE ONLY TIME ALL YEAR YOU SEE PEOPLE YOU KNOW THEY'RE
ALL SHOOTING DIFFERENT PLACES.
THEY ARE DAYTIME COMIC-COM AND COMIC COM AFTER DARK.
>> James: WHAT HAPPENS AT COMIC COM?
>> I GOT TO SEE STEVIE LOU THIS YEAR WRITE IS SUPER-EXCITING.
THERE IS A LOT OF FAN BOYING AND GIRLING WHEN YOU'RE THERE.
>> James: HAVE YOU BEEN TO COMIC COM AT ALL?
>> I WAS THERE THIS YEAR.
>> IT USED TO BE SUPERHERO STUFF AND IT'S NOW KIND OF GENRE WHICH
IS COOL.
>> James: ARE YOU AT HOME IN THAT ENVIRONMENT?
>> YOU GET USHERED TO THINGS.
DID I GET TO GO TO THE PARTY THAT NIGHT.
>> James: GREAT NIGHT.
YEAH.
IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT.
WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME.
>> ELEVATOR WIVES.
YOU KNOW.
(LAUGHTER) >> YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT TURKEY
LEG ENERGY.
I GOT IN THE VERITY ONE YEAR -- ELEVATOR ONE YEAR, GUY WHO MADE
LIKE A GUN de MENINO OUTFIT OUT OF TOILET PAPER BOX.
IT IS A WIDE VARIETY.
>> James: I WOULD LOVE TO GO.
>> YOU ARE TOTALLY INVITED.
>> James: I'M NOT BUT, "CRIMINAL MINDS" IS RETURNING TO
PARAMOUNT PLUS AFTER THREE YEARS OF THE AIR.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BACK?
>> IT'S SO GREAT TO BE BACK.
I FEEL LIKE WHEN THE SHOW ENDED AFTER SEASON 15 WE ALL HAD MORE
STORIES TO TELL.
NOW THAT THEY CAME BACK, WE WANT TO DO ANOTHER SEASON, IT TOOK A
WHILE, BAD BREAKUP.
I WANT YOU BACK!
SO WE'RE ALL BACK SIX OF THE EIGHT OF US ARE BACK AND WE'RE
ALREADY SHOOTING AND IT'S AWESOME.
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOVE IT, IT'S GOING TO BE ON STREAMING
NOW SO IT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE DARKER A LITTLE EDGIER A LITTLE
COOLER.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN GET DARKER ON CRIMINAL MINDS BUT
WE'RE DOING IT.
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUESTS THIS
EVENING?
>> Reggie: YES, I DO.
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO...
(DRUM ROLL) TO OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING.
AS BOTH OF YOU ARE PROBABLY AWARE OF, ANUBIS FROM EGYPTIAN
LOWER WAS BARRED FROM FORMER GODS WHO OCCUPIED THE SAME
TERRITORY SUCH AS THE GOD FROM SAMARIAN CALLED ARISKAGAL.
>> CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDLY REALLY.
>> Reggie: MY QUESTION IS THIS THAT'S WHY I BRING THIS UP,
THANK YOU FOR REVEALING THAT, I WASN'T GOING TO REVEAL THAT.
YOU DID THAT, THAT WAY I DON'T GET IN TROUBLES.
IF YOU HAD THAT POWER TO BE THE PERSON WHO COULD TAKE PEOPLE
BACK AND FORTH FORMULA UNDERWORLD, TO THE REGULAR
WORLD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THAT POWER?
>> I KNOW A FORMER PRESIDENT, I WOULD BE FERRIED ONE WAY AND NOT
BACK.
>> I'D JUST SEE THAT, YEAH.
>> I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS COULD MAKE UP YOUR OWN MINDS BUT
THAT -- >> James: REAGAN.
>> EISENHOWER.
>> THERE ARE A COUPLE OF SEATS IN MY GONDOLA THAT I HAVE SOME
NAMES THAT I'D LIKE TO PUT THERE.
>> WE HAVE A GONDOLA?
>> THAT'S HOW YOU GET TO HADES.
RIGHT?
>> James: LIKE FAN TOM OF THE OPERA RIGHT?
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
PLEASE THANK OUR INCREDIBLE GUESTS, CRISTIN MILIOTI AND
AISHA TYLER!
FRANZ FERDINAND IS HERE WHEN WE COME BACK!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
HERE PERFORMING "CURIOUS" FROM THEIR ALBUM "HITS TO THE HEAD,"
WHICH IS OUT NOW, PLEASE WELCOME FRANZ FERDINAND!
CHEAPER ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ MEET CUTE
ON THE FIRST PAGE ♪ TENSION ENTER LEFT
ON A DARK STAGE ♪ OUR STARS COLLIDE
LIGHT DESTROY THE NIGHT ♪ AM I THINKING ABOUT NOW?
AM I THINKING ABOUT THEN?
♪ AM I THINKING ABOUT YOU OR ME AND WHEN
♪ WE ARE THE FUTURE I'M CURIOUS
♪ CURIOUS WILL YOU WANT ME?
♪ WILL YOU WANT ME WHEN YOU'VE GOT ME?
♪ ARE YOU GONNA LOVE ME?
TELL ME ♪ I'M A FUTURE SEEKER
HEAT-SEEKING FREAK, I ♪ WANT TO KNOW NOW
I'VE GOT TO KNOW NOW ♪ NO, I KNOW THAT NO
I SHOULDN'T BE SO ♪ CURIOUS
BUT HELL, YOU'VE GOT ME ♪ CURIOUS
BECAUSE I MIGHT LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ WITH MYSTERY DISSIPATING
♪ IS IT ORDINARY REMAINING?
♪ DISCOVERY IS DISCOVERED AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL
♪ SAY WHEN SAY WHEN
♪ WHEN THE QUESTION IS ASKED WHEN THE QUESTION REMAINS
♪ REPETITION, REPETITION REVEALING THE DAY
♪ ARE WE THE FUTURE?
I'M CURIOUS ♪ CURIOUS
WILL YOU WANT ME?
♪ WILL YOU WANT ME WHEN YOU'VE GOT ME?
♪ ARE YOU GONNA LOVE ME?
TELL ME ♪ I'M A FUTURE SEEKER
HEAT-SEEKING FREAK, I ♪ WANT TO KNOW NOW
I'VE GOT TO KNOW NOW ♪ NO, I KNOW THAT
NO, I SHOULDN'T BE SO CURIOUS ♪ BUT HELL, YOU'VE GOT ME
CURIOUS ♪ WILL YOU LOVE ME NOW?
WILL YOU LOVE ME THEN?
♪ WILL YOU LOVE ME WHEN YOU SEE
♪ YOU SEE THE MAN WITHIN?
WILL YOU LOVE THE MAN WITHIN?
♪ WILL YOU HOLD ME WHEN YOU'VE GOT ME?
♪ ARE YOU GONNA LOVE ME?
TELL ME ♪ YES, I'M A FUTURE SEEKER
A HEAT-SEEKING FREAK ♪ YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW
YOU'VE GOT ME ♪ CURIOUS
CURIOUS ♪ YOU'VE GOT ME CURIOUS ♪
>> James: WHOA!
FRANS FERDINAND EVERYONE!
YOU CAN CATCH THEM ON TOUR THIS FALL, INCLUDING TOMORROW NIGHT
AT THE NOVO HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY!
I LOVE THAT!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: ST THANK YOU SO MUC.
TOMORROW NIGHT, WE HAVE TERRY CREWS, KEN JEONG, AND MUSIC FROM
AMANDA SHIRES.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.