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♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL
TO HAVE SOME FUN
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♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!"
♪ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE
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WAY FROM 1996 WHEN IT WAS REALLY
COOL, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST,
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THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES CORDEN!
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
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>> James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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STOP.
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SO LOVELY.
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CHEERS, GUYS.
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HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME
TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
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THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, I CAN'T
TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
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STAYING UP FOR US.
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LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON
THE SHOW TONIGHT!
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HE'S A FORMER PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE, A BEST-SELLING
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AUTHOR, A NEW DAD, AND ONE OF
OUR FAVORITES IN WASHINGTON...
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THE MIGHTY, SECRETARY OF
TRANSPORTATION PETE BUTTIGIEG!
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IS HERE TONIGHT.
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THERE HE IS.
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HOW ARE YOU, PETE, ARE YOU WELL?
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>> I'M GREAT, THANKS FOR HAVING
ME ON.
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>> James: SO NICE TO SEE YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
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HERE, HAVE YOU GOT EVERYTHING
YOU NEED.
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>> SQUARED AWAY.
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>> James: ARE YOU BEING
TREATED WITH THE RESPECT YOU
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DESERVE.
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>> THE UTMOST RESPECT.
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>> James: SEE, THEY ARE
CAPABLE, ROB, THIS STAFF.
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BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE.
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>> James: PETE BUTTIGIEG!
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SHE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST
ATHLETES OF ALL TIME, WITH 32
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OLYMPIC AND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
MEDALS...
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THE INCOMPARABLE, THE SUPREME,
SIMONE BILES!
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IS HERE TONIGHT.
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SIMONE.
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>> HELLO.
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>> James: HOW ARE YOU.
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>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
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>> James: I
YOU DOING?
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>> I'M GOOD.
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>> James: WHAT SOO YOU DONE
THE REST OF YOUR DAY, TELL ME
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ABOUT THE REST OF YOUR DAY.
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>> WE'RE GOING TO GO EAT SOME
DINNER.
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>> James: AFTER THIS.
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>> YES.
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>> James: WE ARE.
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>> YOU GUYS CAN JOIN.
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>> James: DOESN'T FEEL LIKE
YOU WANT US HERE AFTER THAT WE
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LOVE YOU, THANKS FOR BEING HERE,
SIMONE BILES, EVERYBODY.
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SHE'S A BRILLIANT
SINGER-SONGWRITER HAILING FROM
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NEW JERSEY.
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HER APTLY NAMED ALBUM JERSEY
GIRL IS OUT SEPTEMBER 23rd.
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WE'RE SO EXCITED SHE'S HERE, THE
ENCHANTING, THE SPLENDID, JESSIE
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BAYLIN!
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IS HERE TONIGHT.
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JESSIE.
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>> I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU?
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>> James: I'M VERY, VERY WELL.
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I LOVE THIS LITTLE BIT OF GOLD.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> James: THAT YOU BROUGHT
HERE.
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>> I FEEL LIKE IT LOOKS LIKE I'M
READY TO ENTERTAIN.
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>> James: YES, YOU'RE READY TO
ENTERTAIN.
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AND WHO IS IN THE ROOM THERE
BACK WITH YOU.
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>> THIS IS THE BAND.
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>> James: THE WHOLE BAND.
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HEY GUYS.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE.
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>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
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>> James: IT IS AN ABSOLUTE
THRILL FOR US.
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SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, WILL SEE
YOU LATER IN THE SHOW, JESSIE
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BAYLIN, EVERYBODY.
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ARE YOU READY?
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I'M JAMES CORDEN AND THIS, THIS
IS THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," ROLL
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THE TITLES.
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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO!
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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH!
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TELL YOU WHAT, WHAT A LINE UP ON
THE SHOW TODAY.
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PETE BUTTIGIEG, SIMONE BILE,
REG, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE
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A BETTER CHANCE OF BECOMING, AN
OLYMPIC ATHLETE FOR THE
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SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION?
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>> I THINK BUTTIGIEG ROUTE IS A
LITTLE BIT EASIER BECAUSE I CAN
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TALK SENSE INTO ALL OF THESE
IDIOTS.
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>> James: ALSO YOU KNOW A LOT
ABOUT TRANSPORTATION.
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>> I DO.
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I DEFINITELY-- .
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>> James: YOU ARE AN ACTIVE
MEMBER OF THE CAR COMMUNITY.
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>> I'M A CURRENT, ACTIVE AND MY
MEMBERSHIP IS CURRENT TOO.
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>> James: THERE YOU GO.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, LAUREN?
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OLYMPIC ATHLETE OR SECRETARY OF
TRANSPORTATION?
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>> I MEAN HAVE I AN ADDERALL
SUBSCRIPTION, I CAN DO ANYTHING.
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>> James: IF YOU WERE GOING TO
BE IN THE OLYMPICS, LAUREN, YOU
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HAVE TO GO TO THE OLYMPICS IN
PARIS, WHAT EVENT?
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GENUINE REAL EVENT, YOU HAVE TO
TAKE PART.
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>> ARCHERY.
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>> James: ARCHERY.
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>> OH YEAH.
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>> James: GREAT CHOICE,
BECAUSE HOW HARD IS IT.
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>> YOU GET SOMEWHERE ON THE
TARGET.
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>> James: HOW HARD IS IT
REALLY.
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>> EXACTLY WHAT BUT.
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>> YEAH, WHAT BUT?
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>> James: I THINK I WOULDN'T
WANT TO DO SHALL IT-- CAN I DO
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THE OLYMPIC OLYMPICS BECAUSE I
WOULD WANT TO DOT LUGE.
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>> Reggie: THAT SAY GOOD ONE.
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>> James: ST JUST LYING DOWN,
ISN'T IT LIKE THAT'S T IT IS
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LYING DOWN, LYING DOWN AND JUST
MOVING YOUR TOES, THAT-- THAT IS
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IT.
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SO I WOULD DO THAT.
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BUT IF YOU MADE ME COMPETE IN
THE REGULAR OLYMPICS, TRIPLE
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JUMP PROBABLY.
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HOP, SKIP AND A JUMP.
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LIKE I DON'T EVEN THINK I WOULD
MAKE THE SAND.
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I WOULD RUN, I WOULD-- BUT I
DON'T THINK EVER ONGOING, THE
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WHOLE THING AND THEN RUN AND
JUST BE LIKE HOP, SKIP-- THAT IS
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WHAT I WOULD DO.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, DAVE?
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OLYMPICS? WHAT ARE YOU GOING IN
FOR.
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>> I DON'T KNOW BUT I DO LIKE
THE IDEA OF HAVING LIKE A
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REGULAR PERSON DO EACH EVENT
ONCE JUST SO YOU CAN SEE HOW
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MUCH BETTER THE OLYMPIC ATHLETES
REASONS.
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>> Reggie: THAT IS SO GOOD.
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>> I WOULD DO ANY OF THEM TO
SHOW ME HOW [BLEEP] AND REGULAR
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ATHLETES.
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>> James: I THINK ARE YOU
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, THAT WOULD BE
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AN AMAZING TWIST TO ITS OLYMPICS
TO TAKE.
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EVERY NATION JUST HAS TO TAKE
ONE REGULAR PERSON.
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>> PLEASE.
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>> James: FOR EACH EVENT.
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>> I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN COUNT
ANYTHING, JUST THERE AS A
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BENCHMARK SO YOU SEE HOW MUCH
BETTER THE REAL ARTH LETS ARE.
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>> Reggie: FOR SURE, THAT'S
IT.
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>> James: SO SAY IT SAY
HUNDRED METERS, THEY WOULD JUST
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RUN.
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>> THEY JUST GET TO DO IT FOR
FUN.
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>> James: TIME IT.
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>> YEAH.
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>> James: IT IS LIKE 38
SECONDS AND YOU GO NOW WATCH.
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>> YEAH, EXACTLY.
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>> James: BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE DOING UNTIL YOU GET
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THERE.
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>> THAT'S FUN.
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>> James: YOU TURN UP, I'M THE
REGULAR PERSON FROM NORWAY.
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AND THEY GO, COOL, YOU'RE DOING
DRESSAGE.
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AND THEY GO, BUT I'VE NEVER
RIDDEN A HORSE.
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AND YOU GO, YEAH, WELL, NOT ONLY
ARE YOU RIDING A HORSE, YOU HAVE
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TO MAKE IT DANCE WHEN THEY DO
THAT.
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LITTLE-- ONE LIKE THAT.
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WE'LL WORK ON THIS.
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>> Reggie: THANK YOU.
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>> James: BUT YOU KNOW, IT'S
NOT TIME FOR THIS, IT IS TIME
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FOR SOMETHING ELSE, AND THAT
TIME IS NOW BECAUSE IT'S TIME
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FOR THE NEWS.
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MORE DETAILS ARE EMERGING ABOUT
THE SENSITIVE DOCUMENTS FOUND
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INSIDE DONALD TRUMP'S FLORIDA
HOME.
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AND IT TURNS OUT SOME OF THOSE
DOCUMENTS INCLUDED INFORMATION
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ABOUT A FOREIGN NATION'S
MILITARY DEFENSES AND THEIR
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NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES.
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IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING.
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HARD TO IMAGINE SUCH
RECKLESSNESS FROM AN OTHERWISE
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PERFECTLY BUTTONED UP
ADMINISTRATION.
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BUT THIS DOES MAKE ME FEEL LESS
GUILTY FOR STEALING ALL THOSE
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PACKS OF NAPKINS WHEN I WAS AT
THE WHITE HOUSE A FEW MONTHS
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AGO.
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nd THAT IS TRUE, THAT IS
TRUE.
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I DID.
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I DID I STOLE LIKE-- HOW MANY?
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>> JUST AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT
OF NAPKINS.
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>> James: I DID.
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I DID.
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I WENT, BECAUSE-- I ACTUALLY
GAVE THEM, I GAVE A PACK TOT
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ROB.
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>> YOU GAVE ME A BRICK OF NAB
KINS, THEY WERE PROBABLY-- .
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>> James: YEAH,
ABOUT-- PROBABLY ABOUT 40
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NAPKINS IN EACH PLASTIC THING.
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GOOD QUALITY ONES, HIGH QUALITY
ONES WITH THE PRESIDENT SEAL ON
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THEM, BECAUSE I WENT TO, THE
BATHROOMS THAT WE WERE USING AT
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THE WHITE HOUSE, THEY WERE FULL,
AND I SAID TO THIS LADY S THERE
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ANOTHER BATHROOM I OULD USE,
SHE SAID YEAH, YEAH, FOLLOW ME,
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AND WE WALKED DOWN THIS VERY,
VERY POSH CORRIDOR INTO A MUCH
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NICER TOILET THAN WE AS THE CREW
FILMING THERE THAT DAY HAD BEEN
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GIVEN.
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SO I GO TO THE TOILET, I'M
WASHING MY HANDS AND THEY HAVE
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THESE YOU THINK BELIEVABLE
NAPKINS, VERY HIGH QUALITY
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PAPER, HIGH QUALITY WITH THE
STAMP.
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AND I THOUGHT, AND UNDER THE
SINKER WERE ALL THESE CUP BOARDS
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AND I THOUGHT, I RECKON THEY
KEEP THOSE NAPKINS IN THOSE CUP
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BOARDS, RIGHT.
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SO I LOOK IN, SURE ENOUGH, IT IS
WALL TO WALL NAPKINS.
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IT IS A NAPKIN FESTIVAL.
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SO I THINK RIGHT, HANG ON A
MINUTE, DON'T TAKE THEM NOW,
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WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY,
SO GO OFF, WE FILM IN THE WHITE
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HOUSE, WE FILM WITH PRESIDENT
BIDEN, ARGUABLY ONE OF THE
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GREATEST DAYS WE EVER HAD HERE
ON THE SHOOT, EVERYONE WAS
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AMAZING AND EVERYONE IS PACKED
UP AND ABOUT TO LEAVE TO FLY
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BACK AND I WENT I'VE JUST GOT TO
NIP TO THE BATHROOM AND THE LADY
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WENT DO YOU WANT ME TO HOLD YOUR
BAG, AND I WENT NO, NO, IT'S
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OKAY.
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I WENT IN, DIDN'T TAKE THEM ALL,
TOOK ABOUT 50%.
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, DONE, GIVEN SOME OUT AS GIFTS
AND THE REST I JUST KEEP IN MY
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BATHROOM TO PREBE TEND-- PRETEND
LIKE I MIGHT BE THE PRESIDENT OF
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THE UNITED STATES.
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YOU HAVE USED YOURS.
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>> OH MY GOD, THEY ARE SUCH A
SMASH HIT WITH GUEST, PEOPLE
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LOVE THEM.
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>> James: DID YOU STEAL
ANYTHING?
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>> NO, AND I REGRET IT.
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>> James: WHAT WOULD YOU.
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>> IT WAS FUNNY SEEING YOU WITH
YOUR BACKPACK WALKING AROUND THE
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WHITE HOUSE, YOU LOOKED A LITTLE
SUSPICIOUS.
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>> James: I FELT SUSPICIOUS.
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>> YEAH.
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>> O BECAUSE I ALSO HAD SOME
QUITE SECRET DOCUMENTS AS WELL.
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I MEAN, AND THEN WHEN I REALIZED
THEY WERE LOOKING FOR THEM I WAS
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IN FLORIDA AND I THOUGHT, I KNOW
WHERE THESE CAN BE HIDDEN.
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IMAGINE BEING A GUEST AT
MAR-A-LAGO AND USING THE
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BATHROOM AND OUT OF THE CORNER
OF YOUR EYE YOU JUST NOTICE
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SOMETHING AND ARE YOU LIKE HANG
ON S THAT, IS THAT NORWAY'S
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NUCLEAR CODES.
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AND EARLIER TODAY, THE OBAMAS
RETURNED TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR
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A CEREMONY TO UNVEIL THEIR
OFFICIAL PORTRAITS.
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HERE THEY ARE AT THE UNVEILING.
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WOW, LOOK AT THOSE PORTRAITS.
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MICHELLE OBAMA LOOKS INCREDIBLE.
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WHAT AN AMAZING WORK, IT BRINGS
OUT ALL OF HER CHARACTER,
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BEAUTY, AND CHARM.
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MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT OBAMA LOOKS
LIKE HE'S HOSTING AN EPISODE OF
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DATELINE.
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WHY DID TWO HONEYMOONERS
DISAPPEAR IN BELIZE?
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FIND OUT NEXT.
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THE BEST PART ABOUT OBAMA'S
PORTRAIT?
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IT ACTUALLY DOUBLES AS HIS
PASSPORT PHOTO.
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THAT DESERVES MORE THAN THAT.
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BRING UP THE IMAGE AGAIN.
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ALL RIGHT [BLEEP]
I LIKE THAT THERE'S ROOM ABOVE
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BARACK OBAMA'S HEAD SO YOU CAN
IMAGINE A CARTOON SPEECH BUBBLE
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OF HIM SAYING MISS ME, YET?
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>> James: AND HAVE YOU HEARD
ABOUT THIS?
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PEOPLE THINK THEY'RE
CONGRATULATING THE NEW BRITISH
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PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS ON
TWITTER, BUT THEY'VE
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ACTUALLY BEEN SENDING MESSAGES
TO AT LIZ TRUSS, WHICH IS OWNED
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BY A DIFFERENT WOMAN, NAMED LIZ
TRUSSELL.
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HERE'S LIZ TRUSSELL'S TWITTER
PHOTO.
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SURE, SHE MAY NOT BE PRIME
MINISTER, BUT SHE DEFINITELY
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LOOKS LIKE A PARTY LEADER.
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THIS IS TRUE, EVEN THE SWEDISH
PRIME MINISTER SENT A MESSAGE TO
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LIZ TRUSSELL, WRITING,
"CONGRATULATIONS TO LIZ TRUSS AS
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SHE ASSUMES THE ROLE OF PRIME
MINISTER OF THE U.K.
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MAKES SENSE.
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THE ONLY WAY SOMEONE ON TWITTER
WOULD SAY SOMETHING NICE TO
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SOMEONE ELSE IS BY ACCIDENT.
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LIZ TRUSSELL ACTUALLY RESPONDED,
WRITING, "LOOKING FORWARD TO A
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VISIT SOON!
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GET THE MEATBALLS READY.
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AND JUST LIKE THAT, SHE'S
OFFENDED THE ENTIRE NATION OF
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SWEDEN.
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NOT A GREAT FIRST DAY FOR THE
FAKE PRIME MINISTER.
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IN OTHER NEWS, 370 WORDS HAVE
BEEN ADDED TO THE LATEST
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MERRIAM-WEBSTER DICTIONARY.
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THE BATCH OF NEW WORDS INCLUDE,
CRINGE, SUS, AND ADORKABLE.
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THAT'S RIGHT, IF YOU WANT TO
KNOW WHAT'S CUTTING-EDGE COOL
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OUT IN THE STREETS RIGHT NOW,
CRACK OPEN A MERRIAM-WEBSTER
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DICTIONARY.
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THEY EVEN ADDED THE WORD YEET.
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WHAT DOES YEET MEAN?
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>> Reggie: THROW, TO THROW
SOMETHING.
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>> James: WHY WOULD I TRUST
YOU ON THIS EVER.
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>> Reggie: JUST TRUST ME, DO
IT.
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>> James: WHAT DOES YEET MEAN,
WINNIE.
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>> HE'S RIGHT.
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>> James: IT MEANS THROW.
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>> YEAH.
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>> James: THAT IS WHAT WE ALL
NEEDED A NEW WORD FOR THROW.
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>> TOO LONG, THROW,.
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>> James: YEET.
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I WILL USE IT IN A SENTENCE,
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WILL YOU
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EVER HEAR JAMES CORDEN SAY THE
WORD YEET.
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375 WORDS ADDED TO THE NEW
DICTIONARY.
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WHICH IS ESPECIALLY BAD FOR ME,
I JUST FINISHED MEMORIZING THE
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PREVIOUS DICTIONARY.
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>> James: AND FINALLY, RAPPER
LIL YACHTY HAS JUST RELEASED HIS
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OWN LINE OF FROZEN PIZZAS,
EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE AT
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WALMART.
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SO NOW YOU CAN BE LIKE, I HAD
THE MOST WONDERFUL MEAL,
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PREPARED BY THIS HOT NEW
CELEBRITY CHEF INSTEAD OF
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TELLING THE TRUTH, WHICH IS THAT
YOU HAD WALMART PIZZA FOR
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DINNER.
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THIS IS TRUE, THE PIZZA FLAVORS
WERE ACTUALLY TASTE-TESTED BY
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LIL YACHTY AND HIS FRIENDS.
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BECAUSE IF THERE'S ANYONE WHOSE
TASTE I DEEPLY TRUST, IT'S LIL
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YACHTY AND HIS UNNAMED FRIENDS.
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LIL YACHTY HAS A NEW LINE OF
FROZEN FOODS.
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ALL WE REALLY KNOW AT THIS POINT
IS THAT IT'S DEFINITELY BETTER
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THAN CARDI B'S LINE OF WET ASS
PIZZA.
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AND THAT'S THE NEWS!
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SIMONE
BILES AND SECRETARY PETE
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BUTTIGIEG!
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>> James: WELCOME BACK.
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>> James: LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS
TONIGHT!
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SHE'S THE HOST OF 'DARING
SIMONE BILES'... SIMONE BILES!
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>> Reggie: IT'S SIMONE BILES.
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HE'S THE SECRETARY OF
TRANSPORTATION, SECRETARY PETE
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BUTTIGIEG!
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>> James: NEARLY FELL OVER, I
NEARLY FELL OVER.
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THANK YOU BOTH SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE.
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THANKS FOR COMING.
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-- COMING.
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SECRETARY PETE, WE HAVE TO GIVE
SOME BELATED FIRST BIRTHDAY
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CONGRATULATIONS, HOW IS EVERYONE
AT HOME, HOW ARE THEY GETTING
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ON.
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HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE THIS
MONUMENTAL FIRST BIRTHDAY.
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>> WE ARE DOING GREAT, WE HAVE
TWINS, OUR SON JOE, WE CALL GUS,
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THE DAUGHTER PENELOPE JUST
TURNED ONE YEAR OLD, THE BEST
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THING IN THE WORLD.
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>> James: WHAT DID YOU DO TO
CELEBRATE, HOW WAS THE FIRST
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PARTY.
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>> IT WAS GREAT.
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MY HUSBAND PLANNED THIS AMAZING
PARTY.
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WE HAD MORE GUESTS THAN WE COULD
FIT IN THE HOUSE SO WE KIND OF
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OPENED UP OUR GARAGE, TURNED IT
INTO, PUT THE TABLES OUT THERE,
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TURNED THE DRIVEWAY INTO A
LITTLE ZONE FOR THE PARTY AND WE
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GOT THE CAKE, SMALLER CAKE, THE
SMASH CAKE, SO WE GOT THEM ONE
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EACH, PUT IT ON THE HIGH HAIR,
YOU KNOW, TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD
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EXPERIENCE CAKE FOR THE FIRST
TIME.
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>> James: WE HAVE A PHOTO OF
THEM EXPERIENCING CAKE FOR THE
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FIRST TIME.
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AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE
ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR SON IS
THINKING THERE?
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>> I GOT TO THINK HE'S THINKING
I HOPE, I HOPE THIS IS WHAT
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BEING ONE YEAR OLD IS ALL ABOUT,
LIKE-- LOOK AT THAT, JUST PURE
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JOY.
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>> James: PURE JOY, EATING A
CAKE, DRESSED LIKE DJ KHALID.
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I ABSOLUTELY, I LOVE IT.
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I DO.
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AND TALKING OF INCREDIBLE
SUMENTERS, SIMONE THIS IS A I
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MAAING, THIS SUMMER PRESIDENT
BIDEN AWARDED YOU THE
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PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM.
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YOU ARE THE YOUNGEST PERSON TO
EVER RECEIVE THIS HONOR.
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I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, TELL US
ABOUT THIS DAY, WAS IT JUST
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AMAZING.
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>> IT WAS.
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IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
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I HAD MY FAMILY THERE, MY
FIANCE, MY AUNT, UNCLE, MY AGENT
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AND ONCE WE GOT THERE, THE
CANDIDATE NEXT TO ME HER NAME
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WAS ACTUALLY SIMONE AS WELL.
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AND SHE WAS LIKE HEY, AND I WAS
LIKE YES, AND HOW DO YOU FEEL,
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YOU ARE THE YOUNGEST PERSON
EVER, WHERE DO YOU GO FROM HERE.
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>> YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION,
I HAVE SNO IDEA.
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AND SHE GOESES THAT KIND OF
SUCKS.
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>> James: WHO ASK THIS SIMONE.
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>> SHE HAS ACCOMPLISHED WAY MORE
THAN ME IN LIFE AND WHAT SHE HAS
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GONE FOR AMERICA.
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>> James: SHE JUST NEEDS TO
[BLEEP] BACK OFF.
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>> YOU ARE RIGHT, BECAUSE MOST
PEOPLE GET THAT AWARD WHEN THEY
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ARE QUITE OLDER THAN ME, OR
MAYBE HAVE ALREADY PASSED AWAY,
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SO I WAS LIKE YEAH, I REALLY
DON'T KNOW WHAT I DO WITH THE
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REST OF MY LIFE NOW.
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>> James: NOW SECRETARY PETE,
YOU ARE THE SECRETARY OF
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TRANSPORTATION, THIS PAST SUMMER
PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE
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EXPERIENCED THIS, A LOT OF
DISRUPTION, THOUSANDS OF FLIGHTS
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CANCELED, EVEN MORE DELAYED.
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IT WAS KIND OF A BRUTAL SUMMER
FOR TRAVEL.
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WHAT CAN BE DONE ABOUT THIS?
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DO YOU THINK THIS ISSUE WILL BE
SORTED IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAY?
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>> I THINK IT WILL GET BETTER BY
THE HOLIDAY, WE'RE REALLY
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PRESSING ITS AIRLINES TO DELIVER
BETTER SERVICE.
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SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
DELAYED, CANCELED.
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IT HAPPENED TO ME SEVERAL TIME
THIS SUMMER.
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AND THE FACT IS THEY NEED TO BE
READY TO SERVICE THE THINGS THEY
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ARE SELLING.
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THE GOOD NEWS IS PEOPLE ARE
GOING BACK TO THE SKIES, THEY
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HAVE THE INCOME.
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INCLINATION, WE PUT OFF
HOLIDAYS, TRIPS, THEY ARE
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FINALLY DOING IT AGAIN WHICH IS
GREAT.
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WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT THE
SYSTEM IS READY SO WE ARE TAKING
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A NUMBER OF STEPS.
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IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN
MISTREATED, IF THEY HAVEN'T
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GIVEN THE REFUND, LIVED UP TO
THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE
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OBLIGATIONS, WE WILL HAVE YOUR
BACK, YOU CAN COME TO OUR
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DEPARTMENT, FILE A COMPLAINT AND
ON OUR WEBSITE WE ARE MAKING IT
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CLEAR WHAT YOUR RIGHTS ARE, EVEN
JUST WE PUT UP A NEW TOOL JUST A
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FEW DAYS AGO TO LET YOU KNOW
AIRLINE BY AIRLINE WHAT TO
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EXPECT IF YOU DO HAVE A PROBLEM.
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WILL THEY GIVE YOU A VOUCHER FOR
A HOTEL, REBOOK YOU ON ANOTHER
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FLIGHT.
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JUST AS WE ANNOUNCED WE WERE
GOING TO POST THAT ON THE
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WEBSITE WE WENT FROM 0 OF THE
TOP TEN AIRLINES COMMITTING THAT
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THEY WOULD PROVIDE A MEAL OR
HOTEL, FOR EXAMPLE TO EIGHT OUT
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OF TEN DOING IT.
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SO WE'RE PUSHING THEM.
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THEY'RE RESPONDING BUT WHEN THEY
ACTUALLY FAIL TO LIVE UP TO THE
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RULES, THERE ASK SERIOUS
ENFORCEMENT BEHIND THAT.
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AND WE WANT TO KNOW IF THAT
HAPPENED TO YOU.
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>> James: I LIKE THAT WEBSITE
SEEING ALL OF THE THINGS THE
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AIRLINES OFFER IF THERE SAY
PROBLEM OR AN ISSUE.
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AND THEN JUST SPIRIT AIRLINES
BEING BLANK.
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SPIRIT AIRLINES, THIS SAY BLANK
THING, AND EVEN IF THEY MANAGE
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TO GET YOU THEY GO OH, SECRETARY
BUTTIGIEG, I MY NIGHT WAS
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CANCELED, IT WAS AWFUL, WHO DID
YOU BOOK WITH, I BOOKED WITH
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SPIRIT AIRLINES AND YOU GO
THAT'S OWN.
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THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT
THAT REALLY, AT THIS POINT.
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>> James: SO YOU HAD A BAD
EXPERIENCE FLYING THIS SUMMER,
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WHAT HAPPENED.
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>> YES, SO I WAS ACTUALLY COMING
BACK FROM RECEIVING THE MEDAL.
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>> James: ON THIS VERY DAY.
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>> YES, YES.
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>> James: WOW, OKAY.
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>> SO THE NEXT MORNIN ME AND MY
FIANCE BOARD AND THE FLIGHT
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ATTENDANT, I GET ON BOARD AND
SHE OFFERS ME THE LITTLE WINGS
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AND I'M LIKE NO I'M OKAY, THANK
YOU THOUGH.
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AND THEN SHE OFFERS ME A
COLORING BOOK.
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AND I'M LOOKING AT HER AND I'M
LIKE, AND SHE GOES HERE KID.
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AND I'M LIKE I'M 25, I'M OKAY,
THANK YOU.
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AND I SAT IN MY SEAT AND THE
OTHER FLIGHT ATTEND AND BROUGHT
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ME A MIMOSA.
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>> James: WE LOVE THAT OTHER.
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WOW.
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WERE YOU NOT JUST WEARING IT?
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>> I WASN'T T WAS AWAY.
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>> James: I WOULD WEAR IT ALL
DAY.
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00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:17,616
I WOULD BE WEARING IT NOW AND I
WOULD JUST GO OH THIS, FREEDOM.
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>> James: SECRETARY PETE, I
WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS,
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LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW,
YOU ARE SO GOOD AT, I THINK YOUR
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GREATEST STRENGTH IS YOU ARE A
FANTASTIC COMMUNICATOR.
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YOU ARE A WONDERFUL
COMMUNICATOR, PARTICULARLY WHEN
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YOU GO ON TO STATIONS LIKE FOX
NEWS AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
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00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:37,736
YOU ARE INCREDIBLE AT JUST
GETTING A VERY MEASURED MESSAGE
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ACROSS.
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HOW WOULD YOU TRY TO DESCRIBE,
LIKE A VERY SORTED OF RIGHT WING
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REPUBLICAN, I GUESS WOULD NOW BE
CALLED A MAGA REPUBLICAN TO
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UNDERSTAND THE SEVERITY OF HOW
SERIOUS IT IS TO HAVE TOP SECRET
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00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:56,021
NUCLEAR CODES AT YOUR BEACH
RESORT IN FLORIDA HAVING TAKEN
433
00:20:56,088 --> 00:21:02,094
THEM FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, WHY
THAT IS A BAD IDEA AND A BAD
434
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,829
THING TO DO?
435
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:07,099
>> SOMETHING HOPEFULLY YOU DON'T
HAVE TO EXPLAIN, RIGHT.
436
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:12,404
LOOK, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T COMMENT
ON THE CASE STRKS OBVIOUSLY LAW
437
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:13,672
ENFORCE.
438
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:14,806
AND ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I READ IN
THE PAPER, I WAS IN THE MILITARY
439
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:20,946
AND PART OF MY JOB WAS TO HANDLE
CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.
440
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:24,016
AND WE LEARNED TO TAKE THAT
INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY.
441
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:28,820
I STILL OCCASIONALLY HAVE A
NIGHTMARE THAT I ACCIDENTALLY
442
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:33,025
BROUGHT A CELL PHONE, INTO ONE
OF THE SPACES WHERE WE WOULD
443
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:35,761
READ THAT CLASSIFIED MATERIAL
BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO
444
00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:38,764
DO THAT BECAUSE YOU GET IT
DRILLED INTO TU, BECOME ALMOST
445
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:42,234
AFRAID OF TOUCHING THE STUFF T
IS SO IMPORTANT TO HANDLE IT
446
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,168
PROPERLY AND WITH RESPECT.
447
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:50,842
AND SO I WILL JUST SAY THAT IT
VL IMPORTANT.
448
00:21:50,909 --> 00:22:01,053
>> DID YOU READ ANYTHING ABOUT
LIKE ALIENS?
449
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,321
>> NO, NO I DIDN'T.
450
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:09,995
I WAS A COUNTERTERRORISM GUY,
UFO'S DIDN'T COME UP.
451
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:13,999
>> James: I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THIS, SECRETARY, MANY
452
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,968
PEOPLE ARE VERY, VERY EXCITED
ABOUT THE WONDERFUL NEWS ABOUT
453
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:20,839
GETTING STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF
WHICH IS I THINK A MONUMENTAL
454
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:23,508
MOMENT AND A GREAT THING THAT
PRESIDENT BIDEN DID.
455
00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:26,912
THERE ARE REPUBLICANS OUT THERE
AND I'M KIND OF AMUSED BY THIS,
456
00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:31,216
REPUBLICANS WHO ARE TRYING TO
STOP THIS BY FILING LAWSUITS.
457
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:34,653
WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THAT?
458
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,488
DO THEY HAVE A CHANCE AT
SUCCEEDING IN SUCH A THING AND
459
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,490
WHY IS THIS SERIOUS?
460
00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:41,259
>> YEAH, LOOK, WE'RE LIVING IN A
MOMENT ESPECIALLY WITH WHAT WE
461
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:44,830
HAVE BEEN THROUGH WITH INFLATION
W THE HIGH PRICES WHERE PEOPLE
462
00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:46,098
ARE UP AGAINST A LOT.
463
00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:50,268
AND THIS STUDENT LOAN RELIEF
BROUGHT A LOT OF PEOPLE SOME
464
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:51,770
BREATHING ROOM.
465
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:54,639
JUST MADE IT A LITTLE BIT EASIER
TO GET THROUGH LIFE.
466
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,976
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYBODY
WOULD WANT TO GO IN AND MAKE IT
467
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,211
HARDER.
468
00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:03,048
BUT THEN AGAIN THEY'VE TAKEN A
LOT OF VOTES IN CONGRESS THAT I
469
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,282
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
470
00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:07,686
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ALL THE
REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS VOTED NO
471
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:15,293
ON 35 DOLLAR A MONTH INTEREST,
WE AT LEAST WERE ABLE TO GET IT
472
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:19,030
INSULIN THAT INSULIN IS CAPPED
AT $35 A MONTH, WE WERE ABLE TO
473
00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:21,833
MAKE IT CHEAP TORE GET AN
ELECTRIC VEHICLE IF YOU WANT TO
474
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:25,937
SAVE MONEY ON GAS BUT ALL THE
REPUBLICAN MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
475
00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,038
VOTED NO ON THAT.
476
00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:30,609
EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ALSO
BEATING US UP BY SAYING THAT
477
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:33,178
EV'S ARE TOO EXPENSIVE, THEN
THERE WAS A CHANCE TO MAKE IT
478
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,248
CHEAPER AND WE DID, AND
SUCCEEDED BUT THEY STOOD IN THE
479
00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:37,449
WAY OF THAT.
480
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:40,652
I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE
MENTALITY MUCH GOING ON TV,
481
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:42,754
TALKING ABOUT PRICES GOING UP
BEING THE PROBLEM, WHICH BY THE
482
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:43,922
WAY IT IS.
483
00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:46,291
THAT IS WHY THE PRESIDENT'S TOP
ECONOMIC POLICY PRIORITY.
484
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,795
AND THEN FIGHTING US WHEN WE ARE
TRYING TO MAKE IT CHEAP.
485
00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:52,664
>> James: CAN I TELL YOU
SOMETHING JUST FROM ME
486
00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:57,836
PERSONALLY IN BRITAIN, I WOULD
REALLY, REALLY LOVE IT IF YOU
487
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:01,506
WERE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES ONE DAY, I REALLY WOULD.
488
00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:02,741
>> THANK YOU.
489
00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:04,643
>> James: I THINK IT WOULD BE
GREAT, SIMONE, LET'S TALK ABOUT
490
00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:08,914
YOUR BRILLIANT NEW SNAPCHAT SHOW
DARING SIMONE BILES.
491
00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:12,717
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW,
TELL US WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
492
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:13,952
ABOUT.
493
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,054
>> YES, SO WE HAVE MANY EPISODES
THAT I HAVE BEEN DARED TO DO.
494
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,256
I DID ABOUT 8 DARES OR SO.
495
00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:22,494
AND SO I JUST WENT IN THERE MANY
EPISODES ON SNAPCHAT BECAUSE
496
00:24:22,561 --> 00:24:25,730
THAT IS KIND OF WHAT MY
GENERATION USES TO COMMUNICATE,
497
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:28,700
AND WATCH THESE MINI SERIES SO
IT DOESN'T TAKE UP TOO MUCH OF
498
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:30,202
YOUR TIME, SO YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER.
499
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:33,205
THAT IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT IT IS
ABOUT.
500
00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:35,173
>> James: WHICH CHALLENGE THAT
YOU HAD TO DO WAS THE SCARIEST
501
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,075
CHALLENGE?
502
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:41,079
>> ONE OF THEM I WOULD SAY WAS A
B EPISODE.
503
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,681
>> James: B EPISODE.
504
00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:48,220
>> YEAH, OR THE SECOND ONE WAS
PROBABLY HOSTING MY OWN TALK
505
00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:48,820
SHOARKS.
506
00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:49,721
>> James: IT IS VERY HARD.
507
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,289
WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE BEE.
508
00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:54,226
>> IN 2014 AT WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIPS A BEE CHASED ME
509
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:58,029
AROUND THE PODIUM AND I HAVE
JUST BRNTION I JUST HATE BUGS,
510
00:24:58,096 --> 00:25:00,465
TERRIFIED OF THEM, NOT FOR ME.
511
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:04,536
SO I GOT TO GO INTO A SUIT AND
GO INTO LIKE A BEE PLACE AND
512
00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:08,006
EXHAUST THE FUMES OR WHATEVER, I
DON'T KNOW.
513
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:09,507
>> James: DID ANY OF THEM GET
YOU.
514
00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:12,544
>> NO, THANK GOD, BECAUSE HAVE I
NEVER BEEN STUNNING SO I DIDN'T
515
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:16,081
KNOW HOW I WOULD REACT AND THEY
WERE TELLING ME LIKE OH, TAKE
516
00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:19,618
YOUR ENGAGEMENT RING OFF BECAUSE
IF YOU GET STUNNING YOU WILL GET
517
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:20,819
ALL SWOLEEN.
518
00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:22,654
AND I SAID I THOUGHT THIS SUIT
WAS SUPPOSED TO PROTECT THEM.
519
00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:25,624
>> James: WE ACTUALLY GOT SOME
OF THESE.
520
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,159
>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
521
00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:32,597
>> James: WHAT WOULD-- WHAT
DARE WOULD SCARE THE MOST.
522
00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:35,667
>> THE BEE THING SOUNDS PRETTY
SCARY ACTUALLY.
523
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:39,471
ONE TIME I WAS GIVING A SPEECH,
CAMPAIGNING AND A BEE LANDED
524
00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:40,705
RIGHT ON MY TIE, IT WAS RIGHT.
525
00:25:40,772 --> 00:25:43,942
THERE AND JUST STAYED THERE, AND
I WASN'T SURE WHAT TO DO SO I
526
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:47,078
JUST VERY, VERY SLOWLY TOOK OFF
THE TIE AND IT DIDN'T MOVE.
527
00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:48,747
>> James: YOU TOOK OFF THE
TIE.
528
00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:52,651
>> I COULDN'T KEEP GIVING MY
SPEECH WITH A BEE ON THE TIE SO
529
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,553
EITHER THE BEE HAD TO GO OR THE
TIE HAD TO GO OR I HAD TO GO.
530
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,689
>> I WOULD HAVE JUST GONE-- .
531
00:25:57,756 --> 00:26:02,527
>> James: REMEMBER WHEN THAT
FLY LANDED ON MY-- YOU WERE
532
00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:03,695
THERE.
533
00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:07,098
>> YEAH, BECAUSE I WAS HELPING
THE VICE PRESIDENT NOW VICE
534
00:26:07,165 --> 00:26:10,635
PRESIDENT PREPARE FOR THE DEBATE
AND MY JOB WAS TO PLAY MIKE
535
00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:12,504
PENCE IN THE PRESENTATION.
536
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:15,440
SO I GOT TO SIT, WE WERE IN THE
AUDITORIUM SO I WAS SITTING UP
537
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:18,743
IN THE BALCONY SOMEWHERE AND OF
COURSE WE SPENT SCOTCH TIME
538
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:22,847
PREPARING FOR THE DEBATE AND SO
ABSORBED AND SHE DID A GREAT
539
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:24,049
JOB.
540
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,818
AND I CAME OUT LATER, WHAT WAS
UP WITH THAT FLY, WHAT FLY, I
541
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:27,252
COULDN'T SEE IT.
542
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,353
YOU KNOW.
543
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,522
>> James: WHEN YOU ARE
PRACTICING TO BE MIKE PENCE WHAT
544
00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:31,589
DO YOU DO?
545
00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:38,496
DO YOU SORT OF GET INTO
CHARACTER, DRAIN YOURSELF OF
546
00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:42,167
PERSON AT, DO THE WHOLE SORT OF
QUIET STARE.
547
00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:43,234
>> DID YOU REALLY COMMIT TO THE
ROLE.
548
00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:46,671
>> I MEAN IT IS NOT LIKE
PREPARING FOR THE OLYMPICS.
549
00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:49,975
BUT YEAH, YOU READ UP, YOU THINK
OF WHAT HE WOULD HAVE SAID IN
550
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:52,477
THAT SITUATION AND HOPEFULLY THE
PERSON ARE YOU HELPING IS
551
00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:54,379
PREPARED FOR ANYTHING THAT COULD
COME THEIR WAY.
552
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,582
>> James: AND IF YOU ARE ASKED
TO HELP AGAIN IN THE NEXT, WHEN
553
00:26:57,649 --> 00:27:01,052
THE NEXT ELECTION COMES YOU DO I
THINK IT WILL EVER COME UP LIKE
554
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,822
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF A FLY LANDS
ON YOUR FACE.
555
00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:07,025
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS
WANT TO PREPARE FOR WHAT YOU
556
00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:08,326
HAVE LEARNED.
557
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:13,064
>> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
A CLIP FROM DARING SIMONE BILES,
558
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:15,900
ALL TEN EM SOWEDS ARE AVAILABLE
RIGHT NOW ON SNAPCHAT.
559
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:21,139
>> YOU HAVE TEN PASSES AND EACH
ONE IS WORTH ONE POINT, HERE YOU
560
00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:24,109
GO.
561
00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:25,343
>> OH.
562
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:27,712
>> OKAY, I CAN'T LET JONATHAN
WIN AND HAVE HIM THINK FOOTBALL
563
00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:29,647
IS HARDER THAN GYMNASTICS.
564
00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:34,686
I REALLY NEED TO FOCUS, SEE THE
BALL, FIND THE OPENING AND
565
00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:37,055
THROW.
566
00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:43,928
>> THERE YOU GO.
567
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,631
OH.
568
00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:48,800
>> I KNOW ARE YOU GETSING
NERVOUS.
569
00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:49,768
>> AINTS NOBODY GETTING NERVOUS.
570
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,803
>> JUST PRETEND.
571
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,272
>> I KNOW Y'ALL SAW, THAT I
THINK JONATHAN IS SHOCKED RIGHT
572
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,107
NOW, BABE, GOOD LUCK.
573
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:57,008
>> OH, HAVE I TO WIN.
574
00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,943
THIS SHE WON'T EVER STOP TALKING
ABOUT IT.
575
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:03,715
>> James: STICK AROUND, MORE
WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME
576
00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:04,783
BACK.
577
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,864
>> James: WE'RE BACK WITH SIMONE
BILES AND SECRETARY PETE
578
00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:21,900
BUTTIGIEG.
579
00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:25,904
YOU SPENT THE DAY HERE AT THE
PORT, TALKING ABOUT THE
580
00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:30,909
INFLATION REDUCTION ACTS AND
INFRASTRUCTURE BILL, WHAT YOU
581
00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:33,545
CAN TELL US ABOUT THESE, WHICH
SOUND VERY EXCITING, WHAT DO WE
582
00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:34,779
NEED TO KNOW.
583
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:36,548
>> THE IMPORTANT THING ABOUT THE
INFLATION REDUCTION ACT, THERE
584
00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:40,418
ARE SEVERAL BUT THE BIGGEST
THING IS IT WILL MAKE A LOT OF
585
00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:42,520
THINGS MORE AFFORDABLE, HEALTH
CARE, ELECTRIC VEHICLES AND LEAD
586
00:28:42,587 --> 00:28:44,756
TO ENCLOOER AIR AND HELP US
FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE.
587
00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:48,593
THE EXCITING THING ABOUT THE
INFRASTRUCTURE LAWS T IS LETTING
588
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,762
US IMPROVE INFRASTRUCTURE IN
EVERY PART OF THE COUNTRY SO
589
00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:56,935
TODAY FOR EXAMPLE WE WERE AT THE
PORT OF LOS ANGELES, THERE IS
590
00:28:57,001 --> 00:29:01,539
THIS AREA WHERE THE RAILROAD IS
IN A LOOP AND TRUCKS HAVE TO
591
00:29:01,606 --> 00:29:05,343
CROSS THE RAILROAD THERE IS ONLY
ONE NARROW SPOT WHERE THEY CAN
592
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:08,346
DO IT, IN ORDER TO GET TO WHERE
SOME OF THE CONTAINERS ARE.
593
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:11,416
WE WILL FUND THEM TO BUILD A
BRIDGE OVER THAT RAILROAD AND
594
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:17,789
THE RESULT IS IT WILL SAVE 2500
TRUCK HOURS PER DAY OF WAITING,
595
00:29:17,856 --> 00:29:20,725
THAT MEANS, YOU DON'T THINK A
LOT ABOUT PORTS, IS IT MEANS IT
596
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:25,296
WILL BE QUICKER AND MORE
EFFICIENT AND LESS EXPENSIVE FOR
597
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:27,232
YOU TO GET THE GOODS THAT YOU
NEED.
598
00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:28,800
IT IS IMPROVING OUR SUPPLY
CHAIN.
599
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:32,303
JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF THE THINGS
WE ARE DOING IN EVERY PART OF
600
00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:36,708
THE COUNTRY FROM FIXING STREETS
AND BRIDGES TO AIRPORTS TO PORTS
601
00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:37,909
LIKE WE WERE THIS MORNING.
602
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:41,846
>> James: WHEN DO YOU THINK WE
MIGHT SEE THAT MIGHT COME INTO
603
00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:43,648
FLEWICIAN,-- FREUICIAN WHEN WILL
THAT HAPPEN.
604
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,984
>> IT IS BEGINNING NOW, WE ARE
ALREADY SEEING SOME PROJECTS
605
00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:49,220
UNDER WAY, SOME WILL TAKE A LONG
TIME, BUILDING A NEW AIRPORT
606
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:50,421
TERMINAL, PLACING A BIG BRIDGE.
607
00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:54,392
BUT OTHER THINGS, STREETSCAPE
IMPROVEMENTS THAT WILL MAKE IT
608
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,395
SAFER TO CROSS THE STREET, AND
BIKE LANES, SOME OF THOSE WILL
609
00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:58,596
MATERIALIZE VERY QUICKLY.
610
00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,965
>> James: WE THANK YOU, ARE
YOU DOING A MOST BRILLIANT JOB,
611
00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:01,432
TRULY YOU ARE.
612
00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:03,001
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
613
00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:06,905
NOW SIMON, LET'S TALK ABOUT
THIS, THERE IS ALOT GOING ON.
614
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,540
YOU GOT ENGAGED EARLIER THIS
YEAR.
615
00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:12,177
WHEN DID YOU KNOW THAT JONATHAN,
YOUR FIANCE, WHEN DID YOU KNOW
616
00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:13,444
HE WAS THE ONE?
617
00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:18,049
>> SO YOU ARE O FIRST DATE SINCE
COVID HAD JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
618
00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:22,287
ALL THE RESTAURANTS WERE KIND OF
SHUT DOWN BUT WE ALSO DIDN'T
619
00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:24,756
WANT TO GO TO A RESTAURANT IN
CASE ANYBODY SPOTTED US AND ALL
620
00:30:24,822 --> 00:30:25,790
THAT STUFF.
621
00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:28,326
I WENT OVER TO HIS APARTMENT AND
HE HAS A BULL DOG.
622
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:32,697
AND HIS BULL DOG JUST WENT
ABSOLUTELY LIKE NUTS, WAS
623
00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:36,734
WIRCHERRING, CRYING, STARTED
PEEING EVERYWHERE, AND HE WAS
624
00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:38,903
LIKE WELL, HE PROBABLY LIKES
YOU, I GUESS.
625
00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:42,173
AND WE KIND OF BRUSHED THAT OFF
AND WE HAD SOME WINE, PLAYED
626
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:46,544
SOME GAMES BUT EVER SINCE THEN,
I JUST LIKE, HIS DOG PICKED ME,
627
00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:51,282
THEN HE HAD TO PICK ME AND
THAT'S WHY I AM HERE.
628
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:54,219
>> James: THEY SAY ROMANCE IS
DEAD.
629
00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:55,386
>> YES.
630
00:30:55,453 --> 00:30:57,922
>> James: BUT ALL IT TOOK WAS
THE DOG TO PEE ON THE FLOOR.
631
00:30:57,989 --> 00:31:00,858
HOW ARE THE WEDDING PLANS GOING?
632
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:01,492
>> GOOD.
633
00:31:01,559 --> 00:31:01,960
>> James: WHAT ARE WE DOING?
634
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,461
WHAT IS THE PLAN?
635
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,130
ARE WE READY FOR A BACHELORETTE
PARTY, TALK ME THROUGH
636
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,232
EVERYTHING.
637
00:31:07,298 --> 00:31:09,667
>> YES, I HAVE AN AMAZING
WEDDING PLANNER BUT BESIDES
638
00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:12,570
THAT, BACHELOR, BACHELORETTE
PARTIES ARE BEING PLANNED.
639
00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:14,305
EVERYTHING IS ON TIME.
640
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:18,276
I PROBABLY AM ALMOST TOO AHEAD
OF WEDDING STUFF RIGHT NOW.
641
00:31:18,343 --> 00:31:21,779
I WAS HEAR IN L.A. TRYING ON
SOME OF MY DRESSES AND STUFF.
642
00:31:21,846 --> 00:31:23,181
SO THAT WAS SUPER EXCITING.
643
00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:24,382
WHAT ELSE.
644
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:29,587
>> James: ARE YOU GOES TO DO
ANY ACROBATICS AS YOU WALK DOWN
645
00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:29,988
THE AISLE.
646
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,022
>> OH NO, NO.
647
00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:32,223
>> James: WHY NOT?
648
00:31:32,290 --> 00:31:33,458
>> CUZ.
649
00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:36,628
>> James: I FEEL LIKE IF I HAD
YOUR ABILITY, I WOULD WALK DOWN
650
00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:40,265
WITH THE FLOWERS AND THEN JUST
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, STICK
651
00:31:40,331 --> 00:31:44,736
THE LANDING AND BE LIKE THAT'S
WHAT YOU HAVE GOT, NO?
652
00:31:44,802 --> 00:31:47,338
>> WITH THE HEELS, THE VAIL, THE
TRAIN.
653
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:48,106
>> James: LOOK.
654
00:31:48,172 --> 00:31:49,340
>> I'M NOT TRAINED FOR THAT.
655
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:51,909
>> James: WELL, ARE YOU TRAINS
FOR ANYTHING?
656
00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:52,477
THIS IS THE QUESTION.
657
00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:55,713
LET'S TALK PARIS, 2024.
658
00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:57,849
I MEAN WHERE ARE WE AT?
659
00:31:57,915 --> 00:31:59,417
ARE WE IN, ARE WE OUT?
660
00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:01,619
WHAT DOES YOUR HEART SAY, DO YOU
THINK YOU WILL BE THERE EXEEGHT,
661
00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:02,420
WHAT DO YOU THINK.
662
00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:03,521
>> YEAH.
663
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:06,457
>> James: YEAH, THERE YOU GO,
OH, NO, SORRY, I JUMPED.
664
00:32:06,524 --> 00:32:10,061
>> WELL, I THINK RIGHT NOW I
STILL HAVE TO HEAL LIKE MENTALLY
665
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:11,396
AND PHYSICALLY SO I WILL BE IN
PARIS.
666
00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:17,235
I JUST DON'T KNOW AT WHAT ROLE,
IF THAT IS AS AN ATHLETE OR
667
00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:17,869
AUDIENCE MEMBER.
668
00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:19,971
SO WE WILL JUST HAVE TO SEE.
669
00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:21,939
>> James: WE WERE TALKING, I
DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW AT THE TOP
670
00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:26,511
OF THE SHOW, THAT WE FEEL AT THE
OLYMPICS YOU SHOULD HAVE A LIKE
671
00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:33,318
A REGULAR NORMAL PERSON SHOULD
BE CHOSEN BY EVERY COUNTRY TO DO
672
00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:37,121
THAT SPORT BEFORE THE
PROFESSIONALS DO IT JUST TO SHOW
673
00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:37,622
HOW HARD IT IS.
674
00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:38,723
>> I AGREE WITH SNA.
675
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,126
>> James: BUT YOU HAVE TO DO
IT IN YOUR NORMAL CLOTHES.
676
00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:45,897
>> THAT IS FINE LIKE EATING
POTATOE CHIPS ON THE COUCH, THEY
677
00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,299
ALWAYS JUDGE US, SO THAT IS WHAT
THEY ARE DOING.
678
00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:52,203
>> James: YES, AND SO PETE,
WOULD YOU DO, THIS IF SOMEONE
679
00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:55,773
SAID YOU ARE UP NEXT FOR THE
JAVELIN, OFF YOU GO, WOULD YOU
680
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:56,641
DO IT.
681
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,643
>> NO, BUT I WOULD WATCH
SOMEBODY DO IT.
682
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,111
>> I THINK IT IS A GOOD IDEA.
683
00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:02,180
>> James: WE'RE GOING DISCUSS
THIS MORE, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
684
00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:18,096
>> James: WELCOME BACK.
685
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,598
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING.
686
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:28,106
>> Reggie: TONIGHT, TONIGHT'S
QUESTION GOES TO BOTH OF OUR
687
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,340
GUESTS.
688
00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:33,978
IS THERE-- A SLIGHTLY SEPARATE
QUESTION BUT ONE QUESTION IS DO
689
00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:39,150
YOU, SIMONE OR SIMULATION ONE,
WHICH IT IS SHORT FOR, DO YOU
690
00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:45,323
IMAGINE A FUTURE IN WHICH
CYBENETICS WILL BE INCLUDED IN
691
00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:49,894
THE OLYMPICS AND ANYTHING LIKE,
THAT SO HOLD ON TO THAT AND
692
00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:53,998
PETE, OBVIOUSLY THERE IS A LOT
OF, I KNOW I'M BRINGING UP NEW
693
00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:57,068
NEW STUFF BUT THERE IS A LOT OF
DIVISION IN THE COUNTRY AS OF
694
00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,170
LATE, DO YOU THINK THERE IS
ANYWAY TO GET BACK TO THE
695
00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:03,174
RATIONAL FORM OF THINKING THAT
INCORPORATES THE AIBLGHTD TO
696
00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:08,079
PROBLEM SOLVE RATHER THAN
PERPETUATE COMPLAINTS OVER AND
697
00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:09,514
OVER AGAIN AND THEN TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE'S INSECURITY
698
00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,549
TO ARM THEM?
699
00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:14,719
A WAY THAT SEEMS NONPRODUCTIVE
AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.
700
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:17,622
>> James: OKAY, LET'S START
WITH SIMONE.
701
00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:23,094
>> ONE T WOULD BE UNFAIR, AND
TWO, PROBABLY NOT ONLY BECAUSE
702
00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:25,963
LIKE AS ATHLETES WE'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO TAKE A LOT OF THINGS
703
00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:28,599
EVEN COLD MEDICINE, SO YEAH,
PROBABLY NOT.
704
00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:42,580
>> James: SO NO ON THAT.
705
00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:43,181
>> YEAH.
706
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,182
>> Reggie: THAT'S CORRECT.
707
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,451
>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY
CORRECT.
708
00:34:46,517 --> 00:34:49,754
PLEASE THANK OUR WONDERFUL
GUESTS, SIMONE BILES, SECRETARY
709
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,956
PETE BUTTIGIEG, JESSIE BAYLIN IS
HERE WHEN WE COME BACK.
710
00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:53,024
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
711
00:35:07,972 --> 00:35:09,907
♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK.
712
00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:11,108
HERE PERFORMING TIME IS A HEALER
FROM HER FORTHCOMING ALBUM
713
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:12,243
JERSEY GIRL, WHICH IS OUT
SEPTEMBER 23rd, PLEASE WELCOME
714
00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:17,114
JESSIE BAYLIN!
715
00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:19,183
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
716
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:33,531
>> ♪ IF YOU DATE LONG ENOUGH
YOU'LL FIND WATER
717
00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:37,935
♪ RUNNING UNDERGROUND
RUNNING UNDERGROUND
718
00:35:38,002 --> 00:35:45,543
♪ IF YOU STAY STILL ENOUGH
NOTHING CAN HURT YOU
719
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:51,215
♪ AN ECHO TO THE SOUND
NOTHING CAN HURT YOU NOW
720
00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:57,555
♪ TIME IS A
HEALER
721
00:35:57,622 --> 00:36:00,725
♪ A TRUTH REVEALER
LET THE RIVERS RUN
722
00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:05,530
♪ LET THE WATER SOOTHE YOUR
HEART
723
00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:09,934
♪ AND WHEN YOU
WAKE UP
724
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:15,540
♪ IT'S A DIFFERENT FEELING
LET THE WAVES OF THE CURRENTS
725
00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:25,917
♪ MOVE ALL YOUR BATTLE SCARS
IF YOU WAIT A LITTLE WHILE
726
00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:29,253
♪ THE WEATHER WILL
TURN THERE'S
727
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,255
♪ A STORM IN THE BREWING IN THE
WEST
728
00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:33,558
♪ STORM BREWING IN THE WEST
STORM BREWING IN THE WEST
729
00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:39,530
♪ STORM BREWING IN THE WEST
THERE'S A SONG IN THE WIND
730
00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:45,469
♪ AND IT KEEPS CHANGING
MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST
731
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:49,941
♪ MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST
NOTHING CAN HURT YOU NOW
732
00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:52,043
♪ HURT YOU NOW
TIME IS A
733
00:36:52,109 --> 00:36:59,517
♪ HEALER
A TRUTH REVEALER
734
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:04,021
♪ LET THE RIVERS RUN
LET THE WATER SOOTHE YOUR
735
00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:05,656
♪ HEART
AND WHEN YOU
736
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:14,165
♪ WAKE UP
IT'S A DIFFERENT FEELING
737
00:37:14,231 --> 00:37:22,807
♪ LET THE WAVES OF THE CURRENTS
MOVE ALL YOUR BATTLE SCARS
738
00:37:22,873 --> 00:37:27,979
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
739
00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:29,647
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ TIME IS A
740
00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:35,653
HEALER
♪ A TRUTH REVEALER
741
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:40,024
LET THE RIVERS RUN
♪ LET THE WATER SOOTHE YOUR
742
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,659
HEART
♪ AND WHEN YOU
743
00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:50,735
WAKE UP
♪ IT'S A DIFFERENT FEELING
744
00:37:50,801 --> 00:37:55,239
LET THE WAVES OF THE CURRENTS
♪ MOVE ALL YOUR BATTLE SCARS
745
00:37:55,306 --> 00:38:00,011
TIME IS A
♪ HEALER
746
00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:05,616
A TRUTH REVEALER
♪ LET THE RIVERS RUN
747
00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:09,220
LET THE WATER SOOTHE YOUR
♪ HEART
748
00:38:09,286 --> 00:38:16,027
TIME IS A
♪ HEALER
749
00:38:16,093 --> 00:38:20,031
OH ♪
OH ♪
750
00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:33,110
♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
751
00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:35,179
>> James: WHAT ABOUT THAT,
BEAUTIFUL DRUMS, JESSIE BAYLIN,
752
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,062
>> James: TOMORROW NIGHT: KYLIE
JENNER, KRIS JENNER, AND
753
00:38:51,128 --> 00:38:54,598
STAND-UP FROM JEFF SCHEEN.
754
00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:56,667
WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN, REGGIE,
TAKE US HOME.