1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,337 ♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN 2 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:10,944 ♪ I'M NOT SINGING IN KEY ♪ I WILL CONTINUE TO SING ON 3 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:14,914 THIS ♪ BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE IT'S 4 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:17,050 PART OF THE LATE LATE SHOW. 5 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:21,955 >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM 6 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:26,960 UNDERNEATH A SECRET COMPARTMENT UNDERNEATH THE MUIARNIS FRENCH, 7 00:00:27,026 --> 00:00:34,968 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY, JAMES CORDEN! 8 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:36,169 >> James: HOW ARE YOU? 9 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:40,073 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 10 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,307 I APPRECIATE IT. 11 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:49,315 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH FOR COMING OUT, EVERYBODY! 12 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,317 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 13 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,552 GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW." 14 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:53,286 BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE. 15 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:57,056 THANKS FOR STAYING UP FOR US. 16 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:58,191 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW 17 00:00:58,258 --> 00:00:59,426 TONIGHT! 18 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:00,126 HE'S AN EMMY-WINNING PRODUCER, BEST-SELLING AUTHOR, AND HOST OF 19 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:00,393 THE LONG-RUNNING TALK SHOW, "DR. 20 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:03,930 PHIL." 21 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,098 THE ONE AND ONLY, THE INCREDIBLE, DR. PHIL MCGRAW IS 22 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:06,466 HERE TONIGHT! 23 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,936 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THERE HE IS! 24 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,971 >> James: HOW ARE YOU, PHIL? 25 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:12,972 FEELING GOOD? 26 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:14,007 WHAT'S UP? 27 00:01:14,073 --> 00:01:15,942 >> I'M FILLING OUT ALL OF YOUR PAPERWORK HERE. 28 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:20,914 WHY AM I SIGNING OVER MY CAR TITLE? 29 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:24,250 [LAUGHTER] >> James: DR. PHIL, EVERYBODY! 30 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:25,485 AND HE IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "BEAUTY AND THE 31 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:26,719 BEAST," "THE ALIENIST," "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS," AND SO MUCH 32 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:27,921 MORE. 33 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:35,228 THE BEAUTIFUL, THE SENSATIONAL, LUKE EVANS IS HERE TONIGHT! 34 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:38,631 HE SMELLS LIKE SUMMER IN A BOWL. 35 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:39,232 THERE HE IS! 36 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:41,034 HOW ARE YOU, LUKE? 37 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,936 >> I'M VERY WELL. 38 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:43,369 VERY WELL. 39 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,137 NICE TO BE BACK. 40 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:46,739 >> James: IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU. 41 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:47,841 >> THANKS. 42 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,777 >> James: BRAVING THIS WEATHER TO GO WITH A ROLL NECK. 43 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:51,211 >> ALWAYS COOL, MAN. 44 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,078 ALWAYS COOL. 45 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:53,947 >> James: YOU ARE ALWAYS COOL, ACTUALLY. 46 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:54,981 YOU ARE ALWAYS, ALWAYS COOL. 47 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:59,486 THE ONE AND ONLY LUKE EVANS, EVERYBODY! 48 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:00,753 AND THEY'RE A PUNK BAND HAILING FROM RIGHT HERE IN LOS ANGELES. 49 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,256 THEIR NEW ALBUM, "IN THE WILD," IS OUT NOW, AND YOU CAN CATCH 50 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:04,457 THEM ON TOUR THIS MONTH. 51 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:07,227 THE ELECTRIC, THE SMASHING, THE INTERRUPTERS ARE ON THE SHOW 52 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:12,232 TONIGHT! 53 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,233 HOW ARE WE DOING? 54 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,868 >> HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 55 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:17,570 >> James: IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU. 56 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:19,138 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 57 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:25,211 I KNOW YOU'RE ALL VERY -- TIRED, YOU FLEW OVERNIGHT FROM LONDON. 58 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:25,512 >> WE DID. 59 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:26,646 WE DID. 60 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,915 >> James: YOU WERE PLAYING BRICKSTON ACADEMY LESS THAN 24 61 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:29,349 HOURS AGO? 62 00:02:29,415 --> 00:02:29,849 >> YES. 63 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:30,650 >> James: OH MY GOD. 64 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,285 HOW LONG WERE YOU IN LONDON? 65 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,687 DID ANY OF YOU PICK UP THE ACCENT? 66 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:35,288 >> KEVIN DID. 67 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:36,389 >> James: COME ON, KEVIN. 68 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:36,956 LET'S HEAR IT. 69 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:37,924 >> MAYBE A BIT. 70 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,861 I WAS ONLY THERE FOR 14 DAYS. 71 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:43,229 >> ACTUALLY NOT BAD. 72 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:43,830 NOT BAD. 73 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:48,401 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 74 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:49,269 THE INTERRUPTERS, EVERYBODY! 75 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:51,237 ARE YOU READY? 76 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:55,241 HE'S REGGIE WATTS, I'M JAMES CORDEN AND THIS, THIS IS "THE 77 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:59,245 LATE LATE SHOW." 78 00:02:59,312 --> 00:02:59,612 ROLL THE TITLES! 79 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,281 COME ON! 80 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:07,253 CAPTIONING SPONSORED BY CBS 81 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,291 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! 82 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,293 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! 83 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,261 ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ 84 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:16,930 Captioning sponsored by CBS 85 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:18,565 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! 86 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:19,766 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! 87 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:23,069 ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ 88 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:24,304 >> James: IT CERTAINLY IS! 89 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,104 CO-HEAD WRITER LAUREN GREENBERG WILL BE FILLING IN FOR IAN ALL 90 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:31,244 WEEK, BECAUSE HE'S ON HIS HONEYMOON. 91 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,146 [CHEERING] >> SHOULD WE CALL HIM? 92 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:35,248 >> James: SHOULD WE CALL HIM? 93 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:36,115 >> YEAH. 94 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:39,052 >> James: DO YOU THINK HE WOULD ANSWER? 95 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:39,352 WHERE IS HE? 96 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:39,852 MEXICO? 97 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:41,854 NESS MEXICO, IS HE? 98 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:43,323 ROB, YOU'RE SAYING DON'T CALL HIM. 99 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:48,494 >> JUST LET THE GUY HAVE HIS HONEYMOON. 100 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,964 >> James: IF I KNEW WE HAD A WEEK OFF, I WOULD GET DIVORCED 101 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:52,298 JUST TO GET MARRIED AGAIN. 102 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:54,000 HANG ON, I'M CALLING HIM NOW. 103 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:54,300 HANG ON. 104 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,234 HANG ON. 105 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:59,138 I'M FACETIMING. 106 00:03:59,205 --> 00:03:59,973 >> I'M FACETIMING. 107 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:03,810 >> James: LET'S NOT BOTH FACETIME HIM. 108 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:05,745 >> THEN HE WON'T REALIZE WHAT IS HAPPENING. 109 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:08,982 >> James: THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GOING TO ANSWER. 110 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:13,186 IF HE DOES ANSWER, IT MEANS HIS MARRIAGE IS ALREADY IN TROUBLE. 111 00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:15,221 NO ANSWER. 112 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,757 WE'LL TRY HIM EVERY DAY. 113 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:18,958 OH. 114 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:19,726 NO. 115 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:20,827 WE'LL TRY HIM EVERY DAY THIS WEEK. 116 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:23,229 HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND, LAUREN? 117 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:25,365 WE WERE THERE. 118 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:25,798 >> IT WAS SO FUN! 119 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:26,899 >> James: YEAH? 120 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:32,672 >> USUALLY I FIND WEDDINGS A LITTLE CRINGE. 121 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,574 >> THERE WAS NO CRINGE. 122 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:35,708 ZERO CRINGE. 123 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,911 I WILL SAY IAN GAVE THE BEST SPEECH I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY 124 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:39,946 LIFE. 125 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,447 BEST SPEECH I'VE EVER HEARD IN A WEDDING FULL STOP. 126 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:42,682 IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 127 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:46,452 IT MADE ME FEEL HIS OUTPUT ON THE SHOW HAS BEEN BELOW AVERAGE. 128 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:48,888 [LAUGHTER] LIKE HE WAS THAT FUNNY. 129 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:52,959 I WAS LIKE, OK, I'VE NOT SEEN THAT GUY COME UP WITH A LOT OF 130 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,795 STUFF RECENTLY AND NOW I KNOW WHY. 131 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:56,629 HE WAS WRITING THAT SPEECH! 132 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:58,064 BUT, YEAH, IT WAS SO HOT THIS WEEKEND. 133 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,065 >> IT WAS. 134 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,567 >> James: WERE YOU ALL HERE IN L.A. THIS WEEKEND? 135 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,269 WERE YOU ALL HERE? 136 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:08,741 HOTTEST WEEK WEEKEND OF THE YEAR IN LOS ANGELES, SO I DID THE 137 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,244 MOST LOGICAL THING ANYONE WOULD EVER DO WHICH WAS GO WITH MY 138 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,279 ENTIRE FAMILY TO DISNEYLAND! 139 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:21,354 [LAUGHTER] ON SATURDAY! 140 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:26,292 BECAUSE MY WIFE AND I MADE A PROMISE LIKE MONTHS AGO WE WILL 141 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:29,595 TAKE YOU -- WE'LL TAKE YOU TO DISNEYLAND BEFORE YOU GO BACK TO 142 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:34,934 SCHOOL AND THEN WE REALIZED ON THURSDAY THAT THEY GO BACK TO 143 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:42,842 SCHOOL TODAY, SO THAT LEFT SATURDAY, AND IT WAS BRUTAL! 144 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:44,043 BRU-TAL! 145 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:46,846 YOU KNOW WHAT I DID COME AWAY WITH IT THINKING, THOUGH, THAT 146 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:51,184 YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS A SMALL WORLD! 147 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,285 [LAUGHTER] >> SWEET. 148 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:53,853 >> James: THAT'S THE BIG TAKE AWAY FROM THAT WHOLE -- 149 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,221 >> DID THEY ENJOY IT? 150 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,389 >> James: THEY HAD A BLAST. 151 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:57,190 >> THAT'S SICK. 152 00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:58,825 >> James: I WAS DOING A LOT OF THIS. 153 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:01,294 YEAH, OK. 154 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,464 [LAUGHTER] >> I KNOW THAT. 155 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,767 >> James: IF YOU WALKED PAST ME IN DISNEYLAND, THAT'S WHAT 156 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,469 YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD. 157 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:10,670 RIGHT! 158 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:17,243 >> WHILE HOLDING THE BIG CANDY FLOSS, PUSHING A STROLLER AND. 159 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:21,314 >> James: YEAH, BUT A GOOD TIME WAS HAD. 160 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:21,948 COME ON! 161 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:25,284 THERE I AM HOLDING A CANDY. 162 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:31,224 [APPLAUSE] WELL, WE CAN TALK LIKE THIS ALL 163 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:34,894 DAY, WE CAN, BUT WE'D BE DENYING AMERICA WHAT IT NEEDS, WHAT IT 164 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,296 DESERVES, AND THAT IS THIS... 165 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:41,601 IT'S THE NEWS! 166 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:45,304 ♪ >> Reggie: THE NEWS. 167 00:06:45,371 --> 00:06:46,506 >> James: A FEDERAL JUDGE HAS GRANTED DONALD TRUMP'S REQUEST 168 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:47,607 FOR A "SPECIAL MASTER" TO REVIEW DOCUMENTS SEIZED FROM 169 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:48,741 MAR-A-LAGO. 170 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:51,244 NOW, A THIRD-PARTY ATTORNEY, FROM OUTSIDE THE GOVERNMENT, 171 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:55,248 WILL BE BROUGHT IN TO REVIEW THE MATERIALS BEFORE THE 172 00:06:55,314 --> 00:06:57,784 INVESTIGATION CAN CONTINUE. 173 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:01,287 TRUMP'S REQUEST WAS GRANTED BY A FEDERAL JUDGE THAT HE APPOINTED. 174 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,256 SEE? 175 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:07,226 THE SYSTEM WORKS! 176 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:08,694 [LAUGHTER] DO YOU REMEMBER LIKE TWO WEEKS 177 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:11,798 AGO, TWO WEEKS AGO WE SAT HERE AND ALL THOUGHT DONALD TRUMP 178 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:15,234 MIGHT ACTUALLY ONCE BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS CRIMES. 179 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:19,438 THEY WERE HEADY DAYS, WEREN'T THEY? 180 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:20,239 >> BEAUTIFUL SALAD DAYS. 181 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:23,442 >> James: THEY WERE THE SALAD DAYS. 182 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:29,248 WE WERE YOUNG, NAIVE, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. 183 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:30,283 IN OTHER NEWS, THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS A NEW PRIME 184 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:31,384 MINISTER. 185 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:32,251 LIZ TRUSS WON THE CONSERVATIVE ELECTION YESTERDAY, AND 186 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:33,452 OFFICIALLY REPLACED BORIS JOHNSON TODAY. 187 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:34,453 LIZ TRUSS. 188 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,688 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF THE U.K. IS READY FOR THIS. 189 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:37,290 HOW WILL THE COUNTRY RESPOND TO SUDDENLY BEING LED BY A WOMAN 190 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:39,225 NAMED ELIZABETH? 191 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:43,029 [LAUGHTER] TRUSS HAS ONLY BEEN IN 192 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:47,233 PARLIAMENT SINCE 2010, AND SHE IS ALREADY PRIME MINISTER. 193 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:51,237 12 YEARS! 194 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:58,110 THE ONLY THING I'VE ACCOMPLISHED SINCE 2010 IS MY MASTERY OF 195 00:07:58,177 --> 00:07:59,212 INCREDIBLE NEW YORK ACCENT. 196 00:07:59,278 --> 00:07:59,612 >> IT'S TRUE. 197 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,247 IT'S AMAZING. 198 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,282 >> James: HEY! 199 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:04,784 HEY, TONY! 200 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:07,153 >> THAT WAS SICK. 201 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:07,620 >> James: THANK YOU. 202 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,255 THANK YOU, MADAM. 203 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:09,789 THANK YOU. 204 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,224 ARE YOU FROM NEW YORK? 205 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:12,291 >> PHILADELPHIA. 206 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:12,859 >> James: CLOSE. 207 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:13,926 >> CLOSE, YEAH. 208 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,363 >> James: YOU WOULD THINK I WAS A NEW YORKER, RIGHT? 209 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,131 >> I'D 100% BUY IT. 210 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:20,233 >> James: HEY. 211 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:20,700 HEY. 212 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:23,236 COME ON NOW, TONY! 213 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:31,878 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 214 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:32,345 THANK YOU. 215 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:33,613 THANK YOU. 216 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,581 SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOU WERE MOCKING ME BUT I WILL TAKE THAT 217 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:39,218 AS A GENUINE ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 218 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:41,554 THE INCOMING AND OUTGOING PRIME MINISTERS HAD TO TRAVEL 219 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:42,755 TO SCOTLAND TODAY IN ORDER TO GET QUEEN ELIZABETH'S APPROVAL 220 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,023 TO FORM A NEW GOVERNMENT. 221 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,993 NORMALLY, THEY JUST TRAVEL DOWN THE STREET TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE 222 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:49,295 FOR THE TRANSITION, BUT DUE TO MOBILITY ISSUES, THE QUEEN IS 223 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:53,065 CURRENTLY AT HER BALMORAL ESTATE IN SCOTLAND. 224 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:57,403 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY COOLER POWER MOVE THAN MAKING BORIS 225 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:01,274 JOHNSON TRAVEL 500 MILES TO FORMALLY REQUEST PERMISSION TO 226 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:05,945 BE FIRED. 227 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:10,449 TRUSS SAID IT WAS AN HONOR TO TRAVEL 500 MILES TO BALMORAL. 228 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:14,787 SHE SAID NOT ONLY WOULD SHE WALK 500 MILES SHE WOULD WALK 500 229 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:19,225 MORE JUST TO BE THE WOMAN TO WALK 1,000 MILES TO SPEAK ON THE 230 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:27,233 PARLIAMENT FLOOR. 231 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:39,879 [HUMMING] AND, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS? 232 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:41,113 THERE IS NOW AN APP THAT WILL TRANSLATE YOUR CAT'S MEOWS INTO 233 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,281 HUMAN PHRASES. 234 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:43,215 THE APP WORKS BY IDENTIFYING A CAT SOUND AND LINKING IT TO 235 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:47,219 PRE-SET VOCALIZATIONS. 236 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:51,090 TAKE A LOOK. 237 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:52,191 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 238 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,227 >> WE'RE TRYING TO THE VET. 239 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:59,231 THAT'S WHAT IS GOING ON. 240 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:05,271 [MEOWING] >> OPEN THE DOOR. 241 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,841 [JAZZ MUSIC] PUT ME DOWN. 242 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,810 [MEOWING] I'M LOOKING FOR LOVE. 243 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:13,279 >> James: AREN'T WE ALL, BABE? 244 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,947 AREN'T WE ALL? 245 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,215 WE'RE SAYING THE APP TRANSLATES YOUR CAT'S MEOWS, BUT I WANT TO 246 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,251 BE CLEAR-- IT DOESN'T. 247 00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:22,855 [LAUGHTER] IT DOESN'T! 248 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:24,357 IT DOESN'T AT ALL. 249 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:25,124 YOU DON'T NEED AN APP FOR THIS. 250 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:25,791 OUTIDE. 251 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,226 YOUR CAT WANTS TO GO OUTSIDE. 252 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:32,999 HE'S SCRATCHING THE DOOR. 253 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:37,503 YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT! 254 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,637 PHRASES THE APP CAN TRANSLATE INCLUDE "I'M IN LOVE," 255 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:42,375 "FEED ME," "I'M ANGRY," AND "LEAVE ME ALONE." 256 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:47,246 WHICH, COINCIDENTALLY, ARE MY ONLY FOUR MOODS. 257 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,182 [LAUGHTER] CAN WE -- I LIKE THAT FIRST 258 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:50,816 VIDEO. 259 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:54,053 DO YOU SEE THE FIRST VIDEO? 260 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,256 SHE'S LIKE, "WE ARE DRIVING TO THE VET. 261 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,225 AND I'M DRIVING BACK ALONE." 262 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:07,967 [LAUGHTER] PLAY IT AGAIN. 263 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,402 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS. 264 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:10,803 PLAY THE FIRST ONE. 265 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,138 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 266 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:14,440 >> WE'RE DRIVING TO THE VET. 267 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,108 THAT'S WHAT IS GOING ON. 268 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:21,580 >> James: IMAGINE WHAT THE CAT WENT, OH [BLEEP]! 269 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:22,114 WHAT? 270 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,284 WE'RE LEAVING THE VET. 271 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,687 WHERE'S MY BALLS GONE? 272 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,122 [LAUGHTER] WHERE'S -- WHERE'S -- I HAD 273 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,992 BALLS WHEN WE WENT IN THERE. 274 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,227 AND FINALLY, CHIPOTLE HAS PARTNERED WITH A DESIGNER WHO 275 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:39,231 MAKES CLOTHING FROM "UPCYCLED" GOODS TO CREATE CARGO PANTS MADE 276 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:43,235 OUT OF CHIPOTLE NAPKINS. 277 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,604 HERE IT IS, HERE. 278 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:46,472 LOOK AT THAT. 279 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,275 UNFORTUNATELY, SELF-RESPECT COSTS EXTRA. 280 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:54,547 [LAUGHTER] I'M GENUINELY OBSESSED WITH 281 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:57,850 WHOEVER STYLED THIS PHOTO SHOOT. 282 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:00,252 LIKE, "YEAH, SURE, LET'S DO THE BURRITO PANTS WITH... 283 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:00,886 I GUESS, THE CUT-OFF WAFFLE TOP? 284 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:01,454 AND, SURE, THE WHITE CROCS. 285 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:01,921 WHATEVER. 286 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:03,255 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 287 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:06,792 NOTHING MATTERS." 288 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,060 KILL ME! 289 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:13,265 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, THOSE PANTS, THEY ARE BOUND TO GENERATE WORD 290 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,467 OF MOUTH. 291 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:15,601 MOSTLY MOTHERS SAYING THINGS LIKE, "DAVEY, GRAB MY HAND, 292 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,970 WE'LL CROSS ON THE OTHER SIDE." 293 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,238 AND THAT'S THE NEWS! 294 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,307 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE , EVERYBODY! 295 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:44,063 >> James: WELCOME BACK! 296 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,231 I'M HERE WITH DR. PHIL! 297 00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:47,967 IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW REGULARLY, YOU KNOW WE HAVE A PRETTY 298 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,503 TIGHT-KNIT GROUP. 299 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:51,537 IN MANY WAYS, WE'RE A FAMILY. 300 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,039 AND, AS WITH ALL FAMILIES, SOMETIMES THERE'S DRAMA. 301 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:57,243 SO WE THOUGHT, WHO BETTER TO HELP US WORK THROUGH OUR ISSUES 302 00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,879 THAN PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM-SOLVER, DR. PHIL? 303 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:07,186 THIS IS "LATE LATE FAMILY THERAPY." 304 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,355 ♪ >> WELCOME TO "LATE LATE FAMILY 305 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,190 THERAPY." 306 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:14,793 JAMES, I'VE BEEN ON YOUR SHOW MANY TIMES, AND I'VE NOTICED 307 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:18,464 YOU'VE GOT SOME ISSUES AROUND HERE. 308 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,565 >> James: WE DO. 309 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,268 >> TODAY, I'M GOING TO HELP YOU FIGURE THEM OUT. 310 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:23,969 >> James: WE'RE VERY LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 311 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:31,177 >> YOU CERTAINLY ARE. 312 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,378 >> I'M LOU. 313 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:33,646 I'M THE PRODUCTION DESIGNER ON THE SHOW, AND I'M USUALLY TOO 314 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:35,181 BUSY TO DO STAFF CHALLENGES, BUT I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE A PART OF 315 00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,483 OUR STAFF DRAG COMPETITION. 316 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,185 UNFORTUNATELY, I LOST TO CARTER, WHO DOESN'T EVEN WORK HERE 317 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:42,655 ANYMORE. 318 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:47,193 IT'S CALLED A STAFF COMPETITION, NOT A FORMER STAFF COMPETITION. 319 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:57,236 ♪ >> THE WINNER OF THE FIRST LATE 320 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:57,870 LATE SHOW JUBILEE IS CARTER! 321 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:03,175 >> James: CARTER, WELL DONE! 322 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,579 >> THAT BITCH STOLE MY CROWN. 323 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:07,780 >> THERE'S A REASON I ALWAYS GET ASKED BACK FOR THESE THINGS. 324 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,215 I'M WITTY, SASSY, CONFIDENT, AND 75% LEGS. 325 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,183 IT WAS A NO-BRAINER THAT I WON. 326 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:17,256 JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE, AND I HOPE LOU GETS WELL SOON. 327 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,191 >> James: WE'RE HERE WITH LOU AND CARTER. 328 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:25,464 DR. PHIL, WHAT ADVICE HAVE YOU GOT FOR THEM? 329 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,933 >> THIS IS REALLY BOTHERING YOU, RIGHT? 330 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,702 >> SURE IS. 331 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,170 >> HURTS? 332 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:31,470 >> YES. 333 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,371 >> YEAH. 334 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,274 AND YOU'RE REALLY PROUD OF THIS, RIGHT? 335 00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:38,277 >> VERY PROUD. 336 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:42,982 >> WELL, ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS I THINK BACK TO WHEN I WAS A BOY 337 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:47,186 AND I WAS OUT IN THE BARN WITH MY DAD AND I JUST REMEMBER HIM 338 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:52,858 TELLING ME, "SON, DON'T EVER [BLEEP] WITH RuPAUL." 339 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:57,229 YOU SNOW WHAT I MEAN -- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 340 00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,833 IF THAT'S THE CHOICE, LIVE WITH IT. 341 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:04,737 YOU JUST LIVE WITH THAT AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE. 342 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:05,738 >> James: THAT'S VERY GOOD ADVICE. 343 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:06,605 >> I THINK SO. 344 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,041 >> James: THAT'S VERY GOOD ADVICE. 345 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:12,211 I MEAN, CARTER, LOU MENTIONED YOU DON'T WORK HERE AT THE SHOW 346 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,412 ANYMORE. 347 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:17,816 WHEN YOU COME BACK TO DO THESE CHALLENGES, IS THAT SOLELY NOW 348 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:21,220 JUST TO GET LOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT'S HURTING HIM? 349 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,122 >> PARTLY. 350 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:28,994 I LIKE TO PISS HIM OFF BUT ALSO, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND 351 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,196 I SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A STAR AND YOU CAN'T DIM SOMEONE'S SHINE 352 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,500 BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ON PAYROLL, LOU! 353 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:35,634 >> FAIR ENOUGH. 354 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,369 >> James: LOU, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY TO CARTER. 355 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:43,309 >> LOOK, I SAY THAT BITCH STOLE MY CROWN. 356 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:43,842 >> BUT YOU WEAR IT WELL. 357 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,210 >> THANK YOU. 358 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,179 >> James: DR. PHIL HAS SPOKEN. 359 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,247 THANK YOU, LOU. 360 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,183 WELL DONE, CARTER! 361 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:56,121 [APPLAUSE] >> UP NEXT, IT'S NATE AND ROSY. 362 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:57,222 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 363 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,091 >> I'M NATE, I'M A WRITER ON THE SHOW. 364 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:04,196 AND I CAME UP WITH A GUARANTEED VIRAL SMASH HIT WHERE WE WOULD 365 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,898 TAKE AUDIO FROM AN EPISODE OF THE "THE LATE LATE SHOW" AND 366 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,733 REPLACE EVERYONE IN IT WITH CATS. 367 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,234 CAT HOST AT THE DESK. 368 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,736 CAT FANS. 369 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:11,870 CAT GUESTS ON THE COUCH.3 IT WAS GENIUS. 370 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,673 WE HAD A PITCH MEETING AN EVERYONE IN THE ROOM WENT NUTS 371 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:15,674 FOR IT. 372 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,543 >> I WAS BROUGHT ON TO FIGURE OUT THE LOGISTICS. 373 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,913 AFTER MONTHS OF WORK, NATE AND I GOT IT ALL BUTTONED UP. 374 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,981 WE HAD DOZENS OF CATS BOOKED. 375 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,417 >> WE GOT EVERYTHING FIGURED OUT AND ROB KEPT SAYING, GREAT, GET 376 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,385 EVERYTHING FIGURED OUT. 377 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,353 SO WE SAID WE DID. 378 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,621 >> HE SAID, GREAT, JUST FIGURE OUT THE BUDGET. 379 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:30,823 AND WE SAID WE DID. 380 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:34,193 >> AND HE SAID, GREAT, JUST FIGURE OUT THE LOGISTICS AND WE 381 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,327 SAID WE DID. 382 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:41,533 AND HE SAID, GREAT, LET'S GET NICK BURNSTEIN SIGNED ON. 383 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,334 >> I SAID FINE. 384 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:42,801 DID I STRING THEM ALONG A LITTLE BIT? 385 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:43,502 YES. 386 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,904 IT WAS EVER GOING ON TELEVISION? 387 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:46,672 NO. 388 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,040 >> RESPECTFULLY, HE IS VERY WRONG! 389 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:52,644 AMERICA NEEDS THE CAT SHOW! 390 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:53,912 TO HEAL! 391 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:57,783 [LAUGHTER] >> WOW, THIS -- I CANNOT BEGIN 392 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:03,322 TO GET ACROSS TO EVERYBODY QUITE HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN 393 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:04,356 PERCOLATING WITHIN THE OFFICES. 394 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,960 NATE, ROSIE AND ROB ARE HERE. 395 00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:08,293 TALK TO PHIL. 396 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,928 THOUGHTS? 397 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:13,399 -- DR. PHIL, THOUGHTS? 398 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,301 >> UM, THIS HAS BEEN PERCOLATING HOW LONG, NATE? 399 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,169 >> FOUR YEARS. 400 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,370 >> James: FOUR YEARS! 401 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:21,740 >> AND -- AND -- AND WHY? 402 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:25,911 >> UM, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES AND TO GO VIRAL WHICH 403 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:30,449 IS REALLY IMPORTANT PART OF LATE NIGHT THESE DAYS IN THE AGE OF 404 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,049 YOUTUBE. 405 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:31,950 >> CATS ARE VERY POPULAR. 406 00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,919 >> YEAH. 407 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:38,657 [LAUGHTER] >> James: NATE, AM I RIGHT IN 408 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,894 THINKING AT ONE POINT I DON'T KNOW IF THIS MADE IT ALL THE 409 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,297 WAY, ROSIE AND NATE, THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE WAS ALSO GOING TO BE 410 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:46,064 CATS? 411 00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:47,833 >> UM, IF -- SO WE HAD TWO OPTIONS. 412 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,236 THAT WAS AN OPTION, BUT, UM, IF IT WOULD HAVE PLEASED ROB MORE 413 00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:55,741 TO KEEP THE BUDGET DOWN, WE COULD HAVE DONE HUMAN AUDIENCE, 414 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,910 CAT ENTERTAINERS. 415 00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,711 >> OK. 416 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:01,914 WELL, THEY'RE IDIOTS. 417 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,349 [LAUGHTER] >> James: CAN I -- JUST SO YOU 418 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,586 KNOW, I HAVE ALSO ALWAYS BEEN IN FAVOR OF THE CAT SHOW. 419 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,922 >> OK THEN -- >> James: I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT 420 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:10,722 IT WAS VERY FUNNY. 421 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:13,926 >> SO LET ME SAY THEY'RE ALL IDIOTS. 422 00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,261 >> THANK YOU, DR. PHIL. 423 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:19,531 >> YOU'RE THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, RIGHT? 424 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,732 >> YES. 425 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,635 I CAN TELL BY YOUR QUESTIONS, YOU CAN TELL HOW ANNOYING THIS 426 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:24,837 SHOW WOULD BE. 427 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,940 >> James: IF I COULD SPEAK FOR NATE AND ROSIE AT THIS MOMENT, 428 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,108 IF YOU NEVER THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO MAKE IT TO TELEVISION, 429 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:34,713 WHY DID YOU ALLOW THEM TO DO SUCH AN AMOUNT OF WORK ON IT? 430 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,448 >> I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE GOING TO WORK THAT HARD. 431 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,918 I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO FALL BY THE WAYSIDE ON ITS OWN. 432 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,753 I DIDN'T THINK THEY WOULD GET THAT ORGANIZED. 433 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,289 I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME NEAR BEING ON TELEVISION SO WHEN 434 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:48,026 THEY CAME WITH ALL OF THEIR BINDERS FULL OF CATS, I REALIZED 435 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:52,231 I LET IT GO TOO LONG, AND I KILLED IT, BUT THEN I DIDN'T 436 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:55,968 KNOW HE WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT FOR FOUR YEARS. 437 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,402 [LAUGHTER] I THINK YOU HAVE A BETTER 438 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:03,876 OPPORTUNITY HERE, A BETTER CAT SHOW ON DR. PHIL SHOW. 439 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,944 >> James: WHERE'S THAT A BETTER CAT SHOW THAN OUR SHOW? 440 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,988 >> James: EVERY -- >> I'M STARTING TO LIKE THIS NO 441 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:19,525 NOW, BECAUSE WE DO A BEHIND-THE-SCENES PART OF THIS 442 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:22,761 WHERE WE ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT HOW STUPID IT IS AND THEN WE 443 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:27,199 ACTUALLY PUT IT OUT THERE AND THEN PEOPLE RALLY FOR THE 444 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,835 UNDERCAT. 445 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:30,702 >> YES. 446 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,771 [LAUGHTER] >> James: TO BE CLEAR, ARE YOU 447 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,108 SAYING TO ROB THAT AFTER HEARING NATE AND ROSIE'S PASSION, YOU 448 00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:39,411 BELIEVE WE SHOULD STILL DO A CAT SHOW? 449 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,346 >> WELL, THIS CAT SHOW HAS NINE LIVES. 450 00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:42,781 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT. 451 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,250 [LAUGHTER] >> THANK YOU, DR. PHIL. 452 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,919 >> James: DR. PHIL HAS SPOKEN AND WE'RE ALL MUCH BETTER FOR IT 453 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:47,920 THANK YOU TO DR. PHIL. 454 00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:49,988 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. 455 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:09,942 ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK. 456 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:10,776 NOW, LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT! 457 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,811 HE STARS IN "PINOCCHIO." 458 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:18,784 PLEASE WELCOME LUKE EVANS! 459 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:30,095 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HE'S THE HOST OF "DR. PHIL." 460 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:30,762 PLEASE WELCOME DR. PHIL MCGRAW! 461 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:45,711 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 462 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:45,844 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 463 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:54,052 ♪ >> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING 464 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:54,753 HERE. 465 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,555 THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US. 466 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,890 TWO OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PEOPLE, AND I'M THRILLED YOU ARE 467 00:20:58,957 --> 00:20:59,391 HERE TOGETHER. 468 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,361 LOTS TO CATCH UP ON. 469 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,595 FUN-FILLED SUMMERS ALL AROUND. 470 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:07,933 LUKE, LAST TIME I SAW YOU ON THE TELEVISION, YOU WERE A PART OF 471 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,768 THE QUEEN'S PLATINUM JUBILEE CELEBRATIONS. 472 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:10,335 >> I WAS. 473 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,004 >> James: HOW WAS THAT? 474 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,872 EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOU DID, IF THEY DIDN'T SEE IT. 475 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,942 >> I WAS THERE -- I WAS DRIVING A LAND ROVER. 476 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,212 IF ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT THE QUEEN AND THE ROYAL FAMILY, THE LAND 477 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:22,080 ROVER'S BEEN PART OF THEIR LIVES. 478 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,081 THEY'VE ALWAYS DRIVEN THEM. 479 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:27,185 I DROVE A VERY, VERY OLD ONE FROM 1930-SOMETHING. 480 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,620 IT WAS VERY OLD. 481 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:29,755 IT HAD FOUR GEARS. 482 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:35,227 AND I DROVE IT IN A PARADE THROUGH THE STREETS OF LONDON. 483 00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:37,162 HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE CHEERING ON EACH SIDE. 484 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,196 IT WAS VERY, VERY FUN. 485 00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:41,166 >> James: WAS IT NOT TERRIFYING DRIVING A CAR THAT 486 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,568 OLD WITH THAT MANY PEOPLE WATCHING YOU? 487 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:53,178 >> I DON'T THINK T THAT CAR HAS MOVED OVER 10 MILES PER HOUR FOR 488 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,279 YEARS. 489 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:58,717 >> James: NEVER CROSSED YOUR MIND THIS WILL BREAK DOWN. 490 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,585 WAS ANYONE IN THE CAR WITH YOU? 491 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:04,623 >> NO. 492 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:05,657 JUST MY PARTNER. 493 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,993 >> James: I WOULD HAVE ABSOLUTELY GONE THROUGH THE 494 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:08,827 WHOLE THING. 495 00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:11,930 PHIL, YOU WENT TO EUROPE THIS SUMMER. 496 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:12,931 YOU WENT TO ITALY. 497 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,566 YOU WENT TO FRANCE. 498 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:18,136 WHAT'S IT LIKE FOR YOU WHEN YOU TRAVEL IN EUROPE? 499 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:21,940 I IMAGINE YOU'RE RECOGNIZED ALL OVER THE WORLD. 500 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:26,044 >> I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT THE QUEEN CALLED ME BUT I'M NOT 501 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,413 DRIVING SOME OLD [BLEEP] CAR. 502 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,383 [LAUGHTER] YOU EITHER GIVE ME A NEW LAND 503 00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:31,883 ROVER OR I'M NOT COMING. 504 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:32,417 I DIDN'T DO IT. 505 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:33,418 WE DID. 506 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:36,254 WE GOT TO GO TO THE FRENCH OPEN AND THEN AROUND. 507 00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:39,257 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE DO, BECAUSE WE'RE ON IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT 508 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:40,225 COUNTRIES. 509 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,528 I GET THEY DUB IT. 510 00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:44,496 >> RIGHT. 511 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:45,797 >> THEY HAVE SOMEBODY VOICE OVER OR SOMETHING. 512 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:46,932 I DON'T KNOW. 513 00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:48,934 BECAUSE IT'S IN ENGLISH SO -- >> James: WHAT'S THE THING 514 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,905 THAT PEOPLE SAY TO YOU MOST WHEN YOU'RE IN, SAY, ITALY? 515 00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:54,906 >> YOU'RE DR. PHIL! 516 00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,408 I'M LIKE, YEAH. 517 00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:57,943 I KNOW. 518 00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:00,011 [LAUGHTER] >> James: IS THAT WHAT YOU 519 00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:00,412 SAY? 520 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:01,646 YEAH, I KNOW? 521 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,982 >> YEAH, BECAUSE BY THAT TIME, EVEN IF THEY'VE GOT THEIR BACKS 522 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,419 TO ME, AS SOON AS I OPEN MY MOUTH, IT'S EITHER, LIKE, OK 523 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:11,289 THEY KNOW IT'S ME BECAUSE IT'S EITHER THAT OR SOME OTHER 524 00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:14,392 HILLBILLY THAT SHOWED UP IN THE MIDDLE OF ITALY, AND I WONDER 525 00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:17,596 HOW THEY TRANSLATE SOME OF THE THINGS I SAY SOMETIMES IN 526 00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:23,602 FOREIGN LANGUAGES, BECAUSE IT'S, LIKE, A LOT OF COLLOQUIALISMS. 527 00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:26,004 >> James: GIVE US A SAYING THAT YOU NORMALLY SAY ON THE 528 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:30,175 SHOW YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT IT'D BE TRANSLATED INTO? 529 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,912 >> SOMETIMES -- I DON'T DO THIS ON PURPOSE BUT I JUST GREW UP 530 00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,147 THAT WAY. 531 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:42,521 YOU'LL SAY SOMETHING LIKE SIMPLE LIKE "THAT DOG WON'T HUNT," OR 532 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,990 "NEED TO LICK THAT CALF OVER AGAIN." 533 00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:48,894 >> James: YOU NEED TO LICK THAT CALF OVER AGAIN? 534 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,629 >> RIGHT. 535 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,164 NOBODY KNOWS WHAT -- >> James: WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 536 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:53,565 YOU'VE GOT TO LICK THAT CALF ALL OVER AGAIN? 537 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:56,935 >> WHEN YOU USE IT IN BUSINESS, SOMEONE WILL SAY THIS IS A GOOD 538 00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,103 DEAL. 539 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,405 AND YOU SAY, "OH, YOU NEED TO LICK THAT CALF OVER AGAIN." 540 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:03,608 BECAUSE A MOTHER COW WHEN A CALF IS BORN, SHE'LL LICK IT FROM THE 541 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:08,313 TIP OF ITS TAIL TO THE TIP OF ITS NOSE, AND IF ANYTHING'S 542 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:08,947 WRONG, SHE'LL WALK AWAY FROM IT. 543 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:09,681 >> WHOA! 544 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:10,448 >> James: OH. 545 00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:12,784 >> THAT'S AN OLD SAYING. 546 00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:16,421 IF SOMEONE SAYS IT'S A GOOD DEAL, YOU GO, "OH, YOU BETTER 547 00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:17,189 LICK THAT CALF OVER AGAIN. 548 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:18,290 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT." 549 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:22,460 >> James: MAKES A LOT OF SENSE: ARE YOU GOING TO START 550 00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:28,166 USING THIS ON YOUR DAILY LIFE? 551 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:29,367 >> BEING WELSH, YES. 552 00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:32,404 >> James: YOU BOTH HAD STINTS BEFORE YOU STARTED WORKING IN 553 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:35,140 SHOW BUSINESS WORKING IN NIGHT CLUBS. 554 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,441 YOU WORKED THE DOOR AT A NIGHT CLUB. 555 00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:38,877 YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF, LIKE, THE LIST. 556 00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:40,445 YOU COULD LET PEOPLE IN OR TURN THEM AWAY. 557 00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,280 WHAT WERE YOU LIKE? 558 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:45,717 DID YOU DO THAT THING WHERE YOU WOULD LOOK PEOPLE UP AND DOWN 559 00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:46,218 AND GO UH-UH? 560 00:24:46,284 --> 00:24:46,685 >> YEAH. 561 00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:47,552 >> James: REALLY? 562 00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:48,019 >> YEAH. 563 00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,955 >> James: DID YOU? 564 00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:55,460 >> IT ALSO SEND ARE DEPENDED ON HOW -- IT WOULD ALSO DEPEND ON 565 00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:56,328 HOW DEEP THEIR POCKETS WERE. 566 00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:56,728 >> James: REALLY? 567 00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:57,963 REALLY? 568 00:24:58,029 --> 00:25:00,332 SO IF YOU GREASED THE PALM -- OR DID YOU EVER LOOK AT THE MONEY 569 00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:04,402 AND GO, "YOU HAVE TO LICK THAT CALF ALL OVER AGAIN?" 570 00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:05,437 >> EXACTLY RIGHT! 571 00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:06,638 NO, IT WAS FUN. 572 00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:09,574 YOU KNOW, YOU UPSET A LOT OF PEOPLE IF YOU DON'T LET THEM IN, 573 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:11,243 BUT THAT'S PART OF THE JOB, ISN'T IT? 574 00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:13,545 >> James: YOU WERE IN SoHo? 575 00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,914 >> THE SHADOW LOUNGE IT WAS CALLED. 576 00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:17,215 DID YOU EVER GO? 577 00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:20,352 >> James: I THINK I WENT TO THE SHADOW LOUNGE. 578 00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:20,785 >> I LET YOU IN? 579 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:21,553 ARE YOU SURE? 580 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,722 >> HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE? 581 00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:25,090 >> A LOT! 582 00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:25,790 >> James: HA-HA! 583 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:27,359 YOU WERE ON THE OTHER END OF IT. 584 00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:28,293 YOU WORKED AS A BOUNCER. 585 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,028 WHAT KIND OF PLACE WAS IT? 586 00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:33,298 >> I DEALT WITH THE PEOPLE HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET IN. 587 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,432 >> YES, EXACTLY RIGHT. 588 00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:36,401 >> James: WHAT WAS YOUR APPROACH WHEN YOU HAD TO BOUNCE 589 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,135 SOMEONE OUT OF THE CLUB? 590 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,603 >> IT WASN'T A VERY CLASSY PLACE. 591 00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:41,273 THIS IS IN TULSA, OKLAHOMA. 592 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:42,207 >> James: RIGHT. 593 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,975 >> IT WAS ALWAYS THOSE THAT GOT OUT OF HAND. 594 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:48,446 THEY GOT ON TOP OF THE TABLE OR THEY STARTED A FIGHT OR WHAT 595 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:51,650 WHATEVER, AND THEY ALWAYS WANTED TO BE MACHO, PARTICULARLY 596 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,719 BECAUSE I WAS PRETTY GOOD SIZE, AND MY ATTITUDE WAS, ALL RIGHT, 597 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:58,356 LET'S JUST TAKE IT OUTSIDE, BUDDY AND SO SURE ENOUGH, WE'D 598 00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:00,392 HEAD TO THE BACK DOOR. 599 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:05,330 I'D SAY AFTER YOU, [BLEEP] AND AS SOON AS THEY WENT OUT THE 600 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,866 BACK DOOR, I WOULD SLAM IT SHUT. 601 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:09,100 >> BRILLIANT! 602 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:12,404 >> THEN YOU HAVE TO BEAT THEM AROUND TO THE FRONT DOOR TO MAKE 603 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:14,472 SURE THEY DON'T COME BACK IN. 604 00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:19,611 YOU HAVE TO TELL THE LUKE "DON'T LET THIS GUY IN, BECAUSE HE'S 605 00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:24,249 COMING AFTER ME!" >> James: THAT WAS GREAT. 606 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:27,152 NO ONE WAS EVER WAITING OUTSIDE UNTIL YOU FINISHED. 607 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:31,423 >> OH, I COULD WAIT A LONG TIME. 608 00:26:31,489 --> 00:26:35,894 >> James: LUKE, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE LIVE ACTION VERSION OF 609 00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:39,464 THE CLASSIC PINOCCHIO. 610 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:41,533 HIS NOSE GROWS EVERY TIME HE LIES. 611 00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:44,936 DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GOODLIER? 612 00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:45,403 >> NO. 613 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:45,837 >> James: REALLY? 614 00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:47,072 >> I'M TERRIBLE. 615 00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:52,410 ON HOLIDAY A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, A FRIEND OF OURS HAD A CARD GAME 616 00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:54,479 WHERE YOU HAD TO LIE ABOUT THE NUMBER OF CARDS, LIKE POKER AND 617 00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:58,450 THEY CALLED ME OUT EVERY SINGLE TIME. 618 00:26:58,516 --> 00:26:59,684 I'M AN ABSOLUTE TERRIBLE LIAR. 619 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:03,621 IF I GOT A BIT OF PREPARATION, REHEARSAL, THEN I COULD LIE VERY 620 00:27:03,688 --> 00:27:04,255 WELL. 621 00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:06,858 ON THE SPOT, I'M A DISASTER. 622 00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:09,327 >> James: PHIL, YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT HOW TO SPOT LIARS. 623 00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:12,397 IN REAL LIFE, IF PEOPLE COME THROUGH THE SHOW, DO YOU -- WHAT 624 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:16,401 ARE TIPS WE WOULD LOOK FOR FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD LIARS? 625 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:20,405 >> WELL, DO YOU LIE? 626 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,941 I MEAN -- YEAH. 627 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:23,708 YEAH. 628 00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:26,444 THT'S A REALLY BAD LIE RIGHT THERE. 629 00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:30,081 >> James: I'LL ADMIT I'M A VERY GOOD LIAR. 630 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,282 >> REALLY? 631 00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:32,417 >> James: I'VE TOLD COUNTLESS PEOPLE ON THE SHOW I'VE LOVED 632 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:36,388 THE PROJECT THEY WERE IN. 633 00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:40,525 >> AND YOU'RE THRILLED -- THAT YOU'RE THRILLED THEY'RE THERE? 634 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:43,028 >> James: YEAH, I THINK -- OK, WHY? 635 00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:44,195 HOW WOULD YOU SPOT A LIE? 636 00:27:44,262 --> 00:27:49,267 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, FIRST OFF, PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY DON'T 637 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,771 MAKE EYE CONTACT, AND THEY DO ONE OF TWO THINGS. 638 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:58,443 THEY WON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT OR STARE AT YOU LIKE A DEAD TROUT. 639 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,145 THEY JUST LOOK AT YOU. 640 00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:04,416 AND WHEN THEY'RE ACTUALLY LYING, THEIR BLINK RATE GOES UP SIX OR 641 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:06,651 SEVEN TIMES NORMAL. 642 00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:09,854 THEY START BLINKING OR THEY FREEZE. 643 00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:10,321 >> YEAH. 644 00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:11,756 >> ONE OF THE TWO. 645 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:16,094 WHEN YOU'RE INTERROGATING SOMEONE, 90% OF THE TIME, THEIR 646 00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:18,663 FEET ARE POINTED TOWARDS THE EXIT. 647 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:19,230 >> James: OH IS THAT TRUE? 648 00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:21,566 >> THAT IS TRUE. 649 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:24,269 >> James: IS THAT ACTUALLY TRUE? 650 00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:25,336 CHECK WITH ME IF THAT'S TRUE. 651 00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:28,239 >> IF YOU'RE IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM WITH SOMEBODY 652 00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:30,542 AND THEY'RE GUILTY OF THE CRIME F YOU LOOK, THEIR FEET WILL BE 653 00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:33,111 POINTED TOWARDS THE EXIT BECAUSE THEY WANT OUT OF THAT ROOM. 654 00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:34,312 >> WOW! 655 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:38,316 >> AND PHYSIOLOGICALLY, THEY START POINTING TOWARDS THAT EXIT 656 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:39,584 AND THEY WON'T ANSWER A QUESTION. 657 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:44,789 THEY START GIVING YOU CONVINCING STATEMENTS. 658 00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:47,725 DID YOU STEAL THE PETTY CASH? 659 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:48,760 ASK ANYBODY, I'M THE NICEST GUY HERE. 660 00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:52,163 I GIVE MORE MONEY THAN WAS STOLEN EVERY YEAR. 661 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:53,298 COME ON! 662 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:56,334 THOSE ARE CONVINCING STATEMENTS, BUT THEY NEVER SAY "NO." 663 00:28:56,401 --> 00:29:00,405 >> James: I BET NONE OF THIS IS COVERED IN PINOCCHIO. 664 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:01,806 >> NO. 665 00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:03,007 >> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM "PINOCCHIO," WHICH 666 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:07,979 IS STREAMING EXCLUSIVELY ON DISNEY+ THIS THURSDAY! 667 00:29:08,046 --> 00:29:11,249 >> WELCOME TO PLEASURE ISLAND. 668 00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:14,385 COME RIGHT INSIDE AND ENJOY THE RIDE. 669 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:15,720 SEE THE SHOW. 670 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:21,292 IT'S SO MUCH FUN HERE TO KEEP YOU SMILING AND NO ONE IS EVER 671 00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:28,399 GOING TO TELL YOU "NO!" >> LOOK AT THIS PLACE! 672 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:40,912 WHOA! 673 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:42,981 ♪ >> ROOT BEER. 674 00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:44,983 >> STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK. 675 00:29:57,996 --> 00:29:58,796 >>James: WELCOME BACK. 676 00:29:58,863 --> 00:29:59,931 WE'RE HERE WITH LUKE EVANS AND DR. PHIL. 677 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:06,171 DR. PHIL, CONGRATS ON THE 21ST SEASON OF "DR. PHIL" WHICH 678 00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:06,771 PREMIERS NEXT MONDAY. 679 00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:09,040 THE SHOW IS SUCH A SMASH. 680 00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:12,343 NOW, TALK TO US ABOUT THIS, YOU'RE CHANGING THE FORMAT OF 681 00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:14,312 THE SHOW. 682 00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:15,246 IN WHAT WAY? 683 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,414 TELL US ABOUT THAT. 684 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:17,182 >> I'VE BROUGHT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE ONTO THE STAGE SO IT'S 685 00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:18,983 LIKE A FOCUS GROUP EVERY DAY. 686 00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:20,919 >> James: OH WOW. 687 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,454 >> SO THE AUDIENCE IS UP ON STAGE AND IT'S VERY INTERACTIVE 688 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:27,959 AND WE'RE GETTING REAL LIKE NOBODY HAS EVER GOTTEN REAL ON 689 00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:28,259 TELEVISION. 690 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:28,960 NO SPIN. 691 00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:30,295 PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT THEY THINK. 692 00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:33,464 I JUST TELL THEM I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK. 693 00:30:33,531 --> 00:30:35,567 I BARELY CARE WHAT I THINK. 694 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:40,238 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FACTS ARE, NO SPIN, NO POLITICS, 695 00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:40,805 NOTHING! 696 00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:41,940 JUST HERE ARE THE FACTS. 697 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:42,707 THIS IS WHAT THE SCIENCE SAYS. 698 00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:43,841 HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. 699 00:30:43,908 --> 00:30:46,010 AND THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO GET. 700 00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:49,180 I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM THE STRAIGHT-UP SCOOP. 701 00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:49,747 >> James: SOUNDS AMAZING. 702 00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:51,349 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. 703 00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:54,319 TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON. 704 00:30:54,385 --> 00:31:00,358 YOU'RE EXECUTIVE PRODUCING A CBS DRAMA CALLED "SO HELP ME TODD" 705 00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:02,193 AND YOUR PODCAST "PHIL IN THE BLANKS." 706 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:05,396 YOU'RE SO BUSY AND EVERYTHING ON TOP OF THE SHOW, DO YOU EVER 707 00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:06,531 THINK ABOUT RETIREMENT? 708 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,633 DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WALKING AWAY FROM SHOW BUSINESS? 709 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,300 WHAT WOULD THAT LOOK LIKE? 710 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,301 >> THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 711 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,303 I'VE BEEN MARRIED 46 YEARS. 712 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:16,608 TRUST ME, ROBBIN'S MADE IT REAL CLEAR, YOU AIN'T QUITTING AND 713 00:31:16,674 --> 00:31:17,809 COMING HOME. 714 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,245 I GUARANTEE YOU, SHE WOULD PUT ME IN THE BASEMENT, THROW SOME 715 00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:22,180 DRY FOOD ON THE FLOOR AND LOCK THE DOOR. 716 00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:22,447 THAT'S IT. 717 00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:23,214 NO. 718 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:26,351 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 719 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:30,054 THAT'S HOW I STAYED MARRIED 46 YEARS. 720 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:32,690 >> James: YOU HAD A MOMENT WHERE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT QUITTING 721 00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:33,091 ACTING, RIGHT? 722 00:31:33,157 --> 00:31:33,958 WHEN WAS THAT? 723 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:35,860 WHEN DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 724 00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:38,029 >> I'M 43 NOW. 725 00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:42,300 I THINK IT WAS -- I WAS 20 -- PROBABLY ABOUT 26 OR 27. 726 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:44,035 AND I WAS IN THEATER IN THE WEST END. 727 00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:45,303 I WAS DOING OK. 728 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:48,373 BUT I WASN'T -- YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW WHAT THEATER IS LIKE ON THE 729 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:49,407 WEST END. 730 00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:52,343 YOU DON'T GET PAID A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY. 731 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,112 YOU CAN'T SAVE A HUGE AMOUNT. 732 00:31:54,178 --> 00:31:55,346 I'M AN ONLY CHILD. 733 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:58,483 I WANTED TO LOOK AFTER MY MOM AND DAD AND SALE I JUST THOUGHT 734 00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:02,720 I'M GOING GIVE MYSELF UNTIL 30 AND PACK IT IN AND DO SOMETHING 735 00:32:02,787 --> 00:32:03,388 ELSE? 736 00:32:03,454 --> 00:32:05,857 >> WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO? 737 00:32:05,923 --> 00:32:07,692 OH THIS IS YOUR SHOW. 738 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:10,795 >> I NEVER HAVE BEEN SCARED OF ANY WORK OF ANY KIND. 739 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:15,333 I COULD CUT HAIR, BUILD A WALL OR STAND IN THE DOOR OF A NIGHT 740 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:15,800 CLUB. 741 00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:17,435 I CAN DO ANYTHING. 742 00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:18,736 I WOULD DO ANYTHING. 743 00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:22,140 I MY ARE KNEW I COULD DO -- I KNEW I COULD DO SOMETHING ELSE 744 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,342 AS WELL AS I COULD DO ACTING. 745 00:32:24,409 --> 00:32:27,845 IF 2 WORKED OUT, I WOULD HAVE LEFT IT. 746 00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:29,180 >> James: I'M SO GLAD. 747 00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:30,782 THANK GOODNESS YOU DIDN'T. 748 00:32:30,848 --> 00:32:33,584 YOUR CAREER FROM THAT MOMENT REALLY, FROM THAT MOMENT OF 749 00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:36,721 BEING IN THE WEST END, I THINK YOUR CAREER IS SOMETHING THAT I 750 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:41,793 THINK LOTS OF WEST END AND BROADWAY PERFORMERS LOOK AT AS 751 00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:44,629 SOMEONE WHO BROKE THE MOLD AND DONE SOMETHING AMAZING. 752 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:46,864 YOU'RE WORKING ON YOUR NEW ALBUM. 753 00:32:46,931 --> 00:32:48,966 FIRST ALBUM WAS A HUGE SMASH AT HOME. 754 00:32:49,033 --> 00:32:50,301 WHAT CAN YOU TELL US? 755 00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:51,569 WHAT SORT OF VIBE ARE WE GOING FOR? 756 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:57,375 >> THE FIRST ALBUM WAS ALL COVERS OF MAINLY FEMALE-SUNG 757 00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:58,042 SONGS NEVER BEEN COVERED BY MEN. 758 00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,210 IT WAS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE. 759 00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:02,480 THEY ASKED ME IF I WOULD LIKE TO DO A SECOND ONE, WHICH I 760 00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:03,614 COULDN'T BELIEVE. 761 00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:05,883 IT WAS REALLY EXCITING BECAUSE SINGING IS MY FIRST LOVE. 762 00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:10,855 I WAS A SINGER BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE AND SO THIS TIME I GOT 763 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:14,926 ORIGINAL TRACKS I WROTE WITH THE LOVELY AMY W OGE. 764 00:33:14,992 --> 00:33:15,927 I HAVE ORIGINAL TRACKS ON THERE AND COVERS AND COVERS OF SONGS 765 00:33:15,993 --> 00:33:18,863 THAT RESONATED WITH PEOPLE ON THE FIRST ALBUM. 766 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:19,731 SIMILAR KIND OF FEEL. 767 00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:23,935 I'M GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT THIS TIME. 768 00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:25,236 IT'S COMING OUT VERY, VERY SOON. 769 00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:28,873 IT'LL BE OUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SO WATCH IT! 770 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,141 >> James: I'M EXCITED FOR THAT. 771 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,310 I REALLY, REALLY AM. 772 00:33:32,377 --> 00:33:35,346 REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING? 773 00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:37,849 >> Reggie: YES, I DO. 774 00:33:37,915 --> 00:33:43,488 TONIGHT'S GOOFY QUESTION GOES TO... BOTH OF OUR CRAZY GUESTS. 775 00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:48,159 TODAY'S GOOFY QUESTION IS: WHAT DO YOU THINK HUMAN CIVILIZATION 776 00:33:48,226 --> 00:33:54,098 WILL LOOK LIKE IN 30 YEARS? 777 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:56,434 >> James: CAN'T GET GOOFIER THAN THAT? 778 00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:57,402 LUKE, LET'S START WITH YOU. 779 00:33:57,468 --> 00:34:00,304 >> PLEASE, LET'S START WITH PHIL. 780 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:01,472 >> James: LET'S START WITH YOU. 781 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:04,742 >> I WOULD LIKE TO SAY BETTER. 782 00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:05,943 PROBABLY MUCH WORSE THAN IT IS RIGHT NOW. 783 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:11,449 I WANT TO BE AS FAR AWAY FROM HUMAN LIFE AS POSSIBLE. 784 00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:12,683 >> James: PHIL? 785 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,519 >> I THINK IT'S GOING TO LOOK PRETTY OLD, BECAUSE KIDS AREN'T 786 00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:17,622 BREEDING LIKE THEY USED TO. 787 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:18,156 YEAH. 788 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:20,591 >> THEY ARE IN WALES. 789 00:34:20,658 --> 00:34:21,726 >> YEAH. 790 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:26,130 >> James: WHAT WE'RE GOING FOR, UM, REGGIE IS, UM, A SORT 791 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:33,237 OF HUMANITARIAN COLLAPSE. 792 00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:36,541 >> Reggie: THAT'S THE CORRECT ANSWER. 793 00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:40,378 >> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! 794 00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:41,579 PLEASE THANK OUR INCREDIBLE GUESTS, LUKE EVANS AND DR. PHIL! 795 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:42,647 MUSIC FROM THE INTERRUPTERS WHEN WE COME BACK! 796 00:34:58,029 --> 00:34:59,096 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 797 00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:01,899 HERE PERFORMING "RAISED BY WOLVES" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, 798 00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:05,703 "IN THE WILD," WHICH IS OUT RIGHT NOW, PLEASE WELCOME THE 799 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:09,707 INTERRUPTERS! 800 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:13,744 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ YOU GOT MY LETTER 801 00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:17,715 YOU READ IT TWICE ♪ SHORT BREATHS 802 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:21,486 LONG SIGHS ♪ MIGHT BE A LIAR 803 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:23,754 MIGHT BE A DRUNK ♪ BUT I FORGIVE YOU 804 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:33,397 FOR YOUR GIVING UP FOR YOUR GIVING UP 805 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:37,702 ♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER MY LIFE WAS SHATTERED 806 00:35:37,768 --> 00:35:41,706 ♪ AND MY HEART'S GOT HOLES YOU LEFT A CHILD 807 00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:45,710 ♪ OUT IN THE WILD AND I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES 808 00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:53,718 ♪ I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES AYOO-OO 809 00:35:53,784 --> 00:36:01,425 ♪ I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES AYOO-OO 810 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:04,896 ♪ WE WOULD DIG FOR SCRAPS OUT IN THE COLD 811 00:36:04,962 --> 00:36:08,933 ♪ AFTER YOU LEFT TO GO AND TRY TO FIND YOUR POT OF GOLD 812 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,736 ♪ MY TEETH GOT SHARPER MY SKIN GOT TOUGH 813 00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:17,708 ♪ SO I FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR GIVING UP 814 00:36:17,775 --> 00:36:23,748 FOR YOUR GIVING UP ♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER 815 00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:29,420 MY LIFE WAS SHATTERED ♪ AND MY HEART'S GOT HOLES 816 00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:33,691 YOU LEFT A CHILD ♪ OUT IN THE WILD 817 00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:40,932 AND I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES ♪ I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES 818 00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:45,703 AYOO-OO ♪ I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES 819 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:56,547 AYOO-OO ♪ YEAH 820 00:36:56,614 --> 00:37:00,718 ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU LEFT AND SAID 821 00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:03,120 GOOD-BYE ♪ 822 00:37:03,187 --> 00:37:05,690 ♪ UNDER THE MOONLIGHT WE HAD TO LEARN TO 823 00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:13,230 ♪ STAY ALIVE IN THE WILD 824 00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:17,001 ♪ YOU GOT MY LETTER YOU READ IT TWICE 825 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,870 ♪ SHORT BREATHS LONG SIGHS 826 00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:23,741 ♪ MIGHT BE A LIAR MIGHT BE A DRUNK 827 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,710 ♪ BUT I FORGIVE YOU YEAH 828 00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:29,714 ♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER MY LIFE WAS SHATTERED 829 00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:33,751 ♪ AND MY HEART'S GOT HOLES YOU LEFT A CHILD 830 00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:37,722 ♪ OUT IN THE WILD AND I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES 831 00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:45,696 ♪ I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES AYOO-OO 832 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:53,704 ♪ I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES AYOO-OO 833 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:59,744 ♪ I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES AYOO-OO 834 00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:13,691 ♪ I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES AYOO-OO ♪ 835 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:18,062 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: LADIES AND 836 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,398 GENTLEMEN, OH, THE INTERRUPTERS. 837 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:21,432 CATCH THEM ON TOUR THIS MONTH. 838 00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,501 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! 839 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:35,446 ♪ >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH 840 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:36,647 FOR WATCHING. 841 00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:41,018 TOMORROW NIGHT, SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION PETE BUTTIGIEG IS 842 00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:41,919 GOING TO BE HERE, SIMONE BILES, AND MUSIC FROM 843 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,688 JESSIE BAYLIN. 844 00:38:43,754 --> 00:38:45,089 WE HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US, TOO. 845 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,157 REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.