♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN
♪ WITH ITS LOVE TONIGHT.
♪ DO YOU IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT
♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM WHERE YOU EXPECTING TO BE COMING
FROM, IT IS THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES CORDEN!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: HOW ARE YOU.
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
GREAT HAVING YOU HERE.
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY.
HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
THANKS FOR STAYING UP FOR US.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW
SHE'S A PHENOMENAL EMMY-WINNING ACTOR, PRODUCER, AND DIRECTOR
YOU KNOW FROM "THE HANDMAID'S TALE," "MAD MEN," "SHINING
GIRLS," AND SO MUCH MORE, THE EXQUISITE, ELISABETH MOSS!
IS HERE TONIGHT.
YOU CAN BELIEVE IT HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU, MY FRIEND.
>> I'M VERY, VERY WELL.
SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
>> I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.
>> I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
>> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
>> James: HOW IS YOUR LIFE WHAT IS GOING ON, DO YOU NEED MY
HELP ON ANYTHING.
>> ALWAYS, I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO LONDON SO I NEED YOUR HELP ON
WHERE TO LIVE AND WHERE TO GO.
>> James: I'M YOUR MAN.
WE LOVE YOU, ELISABETH MOSS, EVERYBODY.
AND HE'S A TREMENDOUSLY TALENTED
ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "ROGUE ONE," "NARCOS: MEXICO," AND BEST OF
ALL "DIRTY DANCING: HAVANA NIGHTS," THE DASHING, THE
DAZZLING, DIEGO LUNA!
IS HERE TONIGHT.
DIEGO.
>> THERE HE IS.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> HANG ON, WHAT'S WRONG.
>> I HAVE DONE MORE THAN 30 FILMS, REALLY, HAVANA NIGHT, YOU
HAVE TO MENTION.
>> James: IT'S MY FAVORITE FILM.
>> I'M GOING TO THINK IF I'M STAYING OR LEAVING.
>> James: DIEGO, IT IS MY FAVORITE, YOU KNOW, THIS I HAVE
TOLD YOU THIS.
I SAY IT MAKES DIRTY DANCING LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF [BLEEP],
THAT'S HOW GOOD IT.
IS YOU KNOW WHY IT IS GOOD?
>> WHY.
>> James: BECAUSE OF YOU.
>> OH [BLEEP] >> James: DIEGO LUNA,
EVERYBODY.
SHE'S A TREMENDOUSLY TALENTED STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND WE'RE
THRILLED SHE'LL BE MAKING HER LATE NIGHT DEBUT HERE WITH US
TONIGHT.
THE ONE, THE ONLY CAITLIN PELOOFO, IS HERE TONIGHT.
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: I'M GOOD.
>> WE'RE PRETTY GOOD, HANGING OUT.
>> James: WHO DO YOU HAVE IN THE ROOM.
>> DUCK NUMBER ONE IS MY FIANCE, DUCK NUMBER TWO IS MY MOTHER AND
THERE IS MY DAD.
>> James: LOOK, THE WHOLE FAMILY IS THERE.
ALL OF THE DUCKS.
>> YES, YES.
>> James: WE ARE SO THRILLED.
WE CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO BE OUT HERE ON THE SHOW, CAITLIN
PELOOFO, EVERYBODY.
ARE YOU READY.
>> Reggie: YES.
>> James: THEN LET'S!
THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" ROLL THE TITLES!
Captioning sponsored by CBS
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH!
♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ >> James: IT CERTAINLY IS!
J IT CERTAINLY S BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANKS FOR COMING,
FUN SHOW TONIGHT, FUN VIBE, FUN VIBE.
>> IT'S A PARTY VIBE IN THE ROOM.
WE'RE BRINGING THE PARTY BACK TO LATE NIGHT.
>> James: WE COULD CHAT LIKE THIS ALL DAY, WE COULD, BUT WE
CAN'T, IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME TO PROVIDE FOR YOU OUR SACRED
DUTY, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
>> WE'LL FIND OUT HOW THAT IS GOING, AS WELL AS THROUGHOUT
SOUTHERN ILLINOIS IN OUR 6:00 REPORT.
YOU'LL SEE.
>> YES.
GOD SPEED .
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: YES, YES, YES.
YES.
>> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.
WITH THE NEW BRITISH PRIME MINISTER FOR HIS FIRST
REGULARLY-SCHEDULED WEEKLY AUDIENCE.
THE WEEKLY AUDIENCE IS A CONSTITUTIONAL CUSTOM IN WHICH
THE PRIME MINISTER INFORMS THE HEAD OF STATE ABOUT
PARLIAMENTARY BUSINESS.
BUT IT GOT OFF TO AN UNUSUAL START WHEN KING CHARLES FLIPPED
HIS CHAIR AROUND, STRADDLED IT, AND SAID, I WANT YOU TO THINK OF
ME AS THE COOL BOSS.
TOMORROW, THE QUEEN WILL BE IS TOMORROW THE QUEEN WILL BE
GIVING HER FINAL SENDOFF, WESTMINSTER ABBY WILL FILL UP
WITH BRITISH AND FOREIGN DIGNITARIES AND AT 11 A.M. BIG
BEN WILL STRIKE JUST ONCE TO START A NATIONAL TWO MINUTE
SILENCE.
NOW I KNOW THIS IS PROBABLY HARD FOR AMERICANS TO FOLLOW.
ALL OF THIS, THINK OF WESTMINSTER ABBEY AS A SACRED
GATHERING PLACE USED FOR MANY, MANY DIFFERENT, VARIOUS
IMPORTANT OCCASIONS.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE YOUR DAVE AND BUSTERS.
IT'LL BE A TOUCHING, EMOTIONAL MOMENT FOR BRITAIN.
ALL OVER THE U.K., PEOPLE IN PUBS WILL BE DRINKING OUT OF
SADNESS, RATHER THAN THE USUAL, DRINKING OUT OF HAPPINESS,
DRINKING BECAUSE IT'S LUNCH, DRINKING BECAUSE IT'S DINNER,
OR DRINKING BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE IS BUYING.
MOVING ON, ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, THE AVERAGE AMERICAN HAS
SENT INTIMATE MESSAGES OR PHOTOS TO THE WRONG PERSON, GET THIS,
SIX TIMES.
ON AVERAGE!
ON AVERAGE SIX TIMES.
I MEAN AT THAT POINT, IT STOPS FEELING LIKE A MISTAKE AND
STARTS FEELING LIKE YOU REALLY DO WANT YOUR FRIEND CHAD TO SEE
YOUR PENIS.
ON AVERAGE, PEOPLE SEND INTIMATE MESSAGES TO THE WRONG PERSON SIX
TIMES.
THE OTHER TIMES, THEY GENUINELY WANTED THE PERSON TO PICK UP
SOME EGGPLANTS AND PEACHES ON THE WAY HOME FROM WORK.
ACCORDING TO THE SURVEY, HALF OF THOSE WHO SEND INTIMATE PHOTOS
CLAIM THEY DO SO AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.
IF YOU'RE SENDING PICS THAT OFTEN, ARE THEY REALLY EVEN
INTIMATE ANYMORE?
IT'S MORE LIKE A JUNK-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB.
MOVING ON, THERE IS NOW AN APP THAT DETECTS COVID IN YOUR
VOICE.
THE APP, WHICH USES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, CAN DETECT THE
EFFECT OF UPPER RESPIRATORY SYMPTOMS ON YOUR VOCAL CORDS AND
IS SAID TO BE 89% ACCURATE.
THE ODDS GO UP IF YOU SAY INTO YOUR PHONE, I CAN'T TASTE OR
SMELL ANYTHING.
AN APP THAT CAN DETECT COVID.
THE ONLY DIFFICULT PART, GETTING THE PHONE UP YOUR NOSE.
YOU HAVE TO USE TWO AIR PODS.
THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT ST, I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, THAT IS ACTUALLY
WHAT ST, YOU PUT TWO AIR POD, TWIST THEM, I'M GENUINELY NOT
JOKING, ACTUALLY WHAT ST. HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
YOU SPEAK A FEW WORDS INTO THE APP.
THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE COMPARES IT TO YOUR NORMAL
SPEAKING VOICE.
THE APP TELLS YOU WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE COVID.
THEN, NO MATTER WHAT THE RESULTS ARE, YOU STILL GET ON YOUR PLANE
FROM MIAMI TO TAMPA.
IF YOU HAD TO CREATE A APP, DON'T TELL ME WHAT IT DOES,
DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE BUSINESS IS, WHAT IS THE NAME?
>> DEBORAH.
>> James: EXCEPTIONAL NAME, THAT IS EXCEPTIONAL.
WHERE DID YOU DO THAT, I BOOKED IT ON DEB RA.
I BET IT ALREADY EXISTS.
>> DEBORAH.
>> James: DEBORAH.
>> IT IS THE THING ABOUT DEBORAH, THERE SAY WAITING LIST.
>> James: FOR DEBORAH.
>> SO YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO APPLY FOR DEBORAH.
>> James: YEAH, YEAH, I FOUND TON DEBORAH.
>> I MEAN HOW DO I GET ON DEBORAH?
>> James: IT IS DIFFICULT.
DEBORAH IS VERY CHOOSEY ABOUT WHO SHE LETS DOWNLOAD HER.
WHAT BUT, LOUIS, YOU GOING TO START AN APP, WHAT WOULD YOU
CALL IT.
>> QUACK.
>> James: AGAIN, THERE'S NO REASON WHY THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> YEAH.
>> James: AND WHAT IS THAT, NO, I GOT IT ON QUACK, ARE YOU
ON QUACK, I'M ON QUACK.
>> UPLOAD IT ON QUACK, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>> AFTER MY GRANDMOTHER PASSED I WAS ABLE TO FIND A HOME TO GIVE
ME A LOT OF GREAT COMFORT.
>> James: WHERE DID YOU FIND IT.
>> IT WAS ON QUACK.
AND FINALLY AND FINALLY, A TEN-MILE-LONG
CORN MAZE IN SPRING GROVE, ILLINOIS IS CELEBRATING THE 60th
ANNIVERSARY OF JAMES BOND.
THE MAZE SPANS 28 ACRES AND IS CONSIDERED THE LARGEST IN THE
WORLD.
HERE'S THE MAZE HERE.
LOOK AT THAT DETAIL.
IT'S AS GOOD AS IT IS WEIRD.
A CORN MAZE IN SPRING GROVE, ILLINOIS.
WHAT A PERFECT WAY TO CELEBRATE A FICTIONAL BRITISH SPY.
CAN YOU IDENTIFY WHICH BOND IS IMAGINE THAT, WHAT ARE YOU
WORKING ON RIGHT NOW.
>> ARE YOU NOT GOING TO BELIEVE, THIS WE'RE MAKING A MAZE AS A TO
CELEBRATED JAMES BOND, AND I'VE GOT THESE INCREDIBLE NEW SHEERS
WHICH ARE PRUNED SEAN CONNERY'S NOSE BRILLIANTLY.
>> WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE.
>> James: I GOT THEM ON QUACK >> James: A CORN MAZE ACTUALLY
MAKES A LOT OF SENSE IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE BOND FRANCHISE'S
LONG RELATIONSHIP WITH CORN.
HERE'S DANIEL CRAIG...
HERE'S ROGER MOORE...
AND OF COURSE, HERE'S SEAN CONNERY...
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT BEHIND MY DESK THERE ARE A
BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE THE-- TO FILL THE SPACE, NOW THE SHOW
SEVEN AND A HALF YEARS IN, EVERY DAY WITHOUT FAIL SOMEONE WILL
COME UP TO ME AND THEY WILL SAY, I'M SO SORRIES TO BOTHER YOU, I
SAID FINE, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
AND THEY WILL SAY I DON'T WANT A PHOTO.
JUST WHAT-- , AND THEY WILL GO O YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO
SCRKS I WILL SAY NO, NO, GO AHEAD, SAY IT.
THEY GO WHAT-- WHAT-- IS IT, WHAT ARE THOSE RECORDS BACK
THERE IN THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" RECORD COLLECTION.
AND I THOUGHT WE HAVE A LITTLE MINUTE TODAY BEFORE OUR GUESTS
COME DOWN SO MAYBE I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT SOME OF THEM AND WE'LL
HAVE A LISTEN TO SOME OF THEM, THIS IS THE "LATE, LATE SHOW"
RECORD COLLECTION.
NOW THIS FIRST ONE, THIS SAY REAL FAVORITE OF MINE, YOU KNOW
THE CLASSIC, DJ KOOL'S CLASSIC LET ME CLEAR
MY THROAT?
WELL, THE VERSION YOU KNOW IS THE EDITED VERSION.
THIS IS THE UNCUT ORIGINAL WHERE HE ACTUALLY CLEARS HIS THROAT.
LET'S TAKE A LISTEN.
♪ IT'S NOT COVID, IT'S NOT COVID.
>> EVERYBODY JUMP, JUMP, JUMP.
>> James: THIS NEXT ONE, THIS IS ONE THE-- THIS IS ACTUALLY,
THIS IS THE RAREST RECORD I OWN.
I ACTUALLY HESITATED TO BRING IT TO AMERICA, THERE ARE ONLY THREE
PEOPLE WHO HAVE A COPY OF THIS.
IT'S ME AND LET'S JUST SAY THE OTHER TWO BOTH OWN SPACESHIP
COMPANIES.
IT'S-- DWSH IT'S A MASTERPIECE.
I MEAN WHAT IT IS, IS ROBERT DE NIRO BEING TICKLED.
THE REASON IF IS SO RARE, IT IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE ONLY KNOWN
RECORDINGS OF ROBERT DE NIRO BEING TICKLED.
HAVE A LISTEN.
>> DOES THAT TICKLE?
>> NO.
>> COME ON, WHAT ABOUT THAT?
>> NO, DOESN'T TICKLE.
>> WHAT ABOUT THAT?
>> NO.
>> THIS?
>> I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT TICKLISH.
>> COME ON WA, ABOUT THAT, TELL ME THAT TICKLES.
>> James: THIS SAY FAVORITE OF MINE, I ACTUALLY GOT THIS ON MY
FIFTH BIRTHDAY.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, I GOT IT ON MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY.
TAND IS THE GHOSTBUSTERS SONG.
IT'S WEIRD, WHAT IS WIRED ABOUT THIS IS ON MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY
GHOSTBUSTERS WASN'T EVEN OUT.
ISN'T THAT WEIRD.
IT IS AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF RAY PARKER'S CLASSIC GHOSTBUSTER
THEME AND IN IT YOU ACTUALLY FIND OUT THAT WHEN HE SAYS-- HE
SAYS I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOST, WELL RAY MAY NOT HAVE BEEN BEING
COMPLETELY HONEST.
HAVE A LISTEN.
SOMETHING WEIRD.
♪ WHO YOU GOING TO CALL.
♪ GHOSTBUSTERS. I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOST.
OKAY, I'M A LITTLE AFRAID.
>> THERE'S ONE NOW.
THIS LAST ONE, THIS IS, EVERYONE KNOWS, YOU KNOW, ONE OF MY
FAVORITE DJ'S, I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T STOOD IN LINE, WHEN DID
WE GO, WHEN DID WE SEE HIM.
>> IT WAS PREPANDEMIC.
>> James: WAS IT.
>> IT WAS PREPANDEMIC T WAS 2018.
>> James: WAS THE LAST TIME WE SAW HIM, ONE OF MY FAVORITE EVER
DJ'S WHICH IS DJ BLUE BALLS, OKAY.
AND THIS SAY REMIX OF THE FOUNDATION SONG, BUILD ME UP
BUTTER CUP.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL HIM DJ BLUE BALLS.
BUT THEY DO.
♪ ♪ WHY DO YOU.
♪ WHY DO, WHY, WHY, WHY.
♪ WHY.
♪ >> James: THAT WAS THE LATE
LATE RECORD COLLECTION, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME BACK, LET'S MEET OUR GUEST
SHE STARS IN "THE HANDMAID'S TALE," ELISABETH MOSS!
>> Reggie: ELISABETH MOSS.
>> James: HE STARS IN "ANDOR," DIEGO LUNA!
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: HI.
>> HI.
>> James: WHAT A THRILL, THERE, COME CLOSER, LET'S NOT BE
SHY.
, HOW YOU, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
>> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
>> James: GET IN HERE, YOU.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> James: LET'S DOTS WHOLE INTERVIEW LIKE, THIS I'M SO
HAPPY TO STY, WE KNOW EACH OTHER A BIT, I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE WE
KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER THAN WE DO, DO YOU FEEL THIS.
>> YES.
>> James: GOOD, I'M GLAD. I KNOW ARE YOU FLOLT A BIG
BIRTHDAY PERSON.
>>.
>> NO.
>> James: YOU TURNED 40 THIS SUMMER.
>> YEAH.
>> James: THAT SAY GIG ONE BY ANYONE'S MATRIX, DID YOU DO
ANYTHING SPECIAL, DID YOU BREAK THE MOLD.
>> I LIVED ANOTHER YEAR, NO I DON'T LIKE PARTIES.
I LIKE MY BIRTHDAY BUT I DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING.
SO I HAD THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
>> James: WHAT DID YOU DO.
>> I THINK YOU WILL APPRECIATED THAT.
WE WERE SHOOTING THE NIGHT OF MY BIRTHDAY, INTO MY BIRTHDAY ALL
NIGHT LONG AND I GOT TO ACT IN DIRECTING THE BIGGEST SCENE
WE'VE EVER DONE ON ITS HANDMAID'S TAIL IN HISTORY. SO
IF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW THAT THAT IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT FOR
ME.
LIKE THAT STD PERFECT BIRTHDAY AND EVERYONE KEPT ASKING ME, OF
COURSE, IT WAS MY 40th.
YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING.
A BIG BIRTHDAY, IT IS A BIG DEAL.
AND I WAS LIKE WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS NOT TO SEE YOU.
>> James: YEAH, CORRECT.
>> WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT, WE HAVE GREAT SYMPATHY FOR YOU,
BECAUSE YOU I THINK HAVE DRAWN THE SHORTEST OF SHORT DRAWNS
WHICH IS YOU WERE BORN IN THAT WEIRD WEEK BETWEEN CHRISTMAS AND
NEW YEARS.
AND I JUST THINK, I THINK NO ONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GIVE BIRTH
IN THAT TIME.
IT'S LIKE, IT MUST BE AWFUL.
NO ONE EVEN KNOWS.
>> IT IS SO COOL THAT-- LIKE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE IN MY
BIRTHDAY, I NEVER HAD PEOPLE IN MY BIRTHDAY.
>> James: YEAH, EVER, WHAT IS IT LIKE.
>> 29th OF DECEMBER, SO EVERYONE IS LIKE HUNGOVER OR ON
A HOLIDAY.
AND ALSO THERE WAS ANOTHER KID THAT WAS BORN AROUND THAT TIME
THAT WAS MUCH MORE CELEBRATED, LET'S PUT IT THAT WAY, THAN ME.
I HATED THE IDEA OF LIKE WHO IS THIS GUY.
I WOULD GET A PRESENT, IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS IS YOUR CHRISTMAS
AND BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
THIS WOULD BE MY FATHER.
NOT LIKE-- THAT WAS, AND SO THE FIRST TIME I MADE SOME MONEY, I
ORGANIZED A HUGE PARTY, AND EVERYONE WAS HUNGOVER.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> AND EM WAS THERE LIKE JUST TALKING ABOUT THEIR TRIP, OH,
I'M LEAVING TOMORROW MORNING TO THE BEACH, WISH WERE YOU THERE.
>> MY BIRTHDAY IS IN JULY, YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
>> James: NOW YOU HAVE BEEN A HUGE STAR IN MEXICO.
SINCE YOU WERE A TEENAGER.
WHEN YOU GO BACK THERE, WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP LIKE WHERE
FANS IN MEXICO?
CAN YOU TALK DOWN THE STREET?
DO YOU GET MOBBED EVERYWHERE YOU GO?
>> IT'S DIFFERENT IN MEXICO, YOU KNOW.
>> James: GO ON, WHY.
>> IT'S VERY DIFFERENT.
I DON'T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME SO I AM MORE
LIKE A SOFA IN PEOPLE'S LIVING ROOM, YOU KNOW, THEY THINK OF ME
AS PART OF THE FAMILY.
I HAVE BEEN THERE FEAR EVER, YOU KNOW, THEY TALK TO ME HONESTLY,
LIKE OPENLY, WHICH IS GREAT.
BUT THEY COME AND THEY LIKE, YOUR ACTIONS ACTIONS WERE TERRIN
THAT SHOW.
I MEAN I KEEP TRYING OR WE LOVE SEEING YOU THERE, SADLY YOU
DIED, RIGHT?
I MEAN YEAH, AND IT IS KIND OF COOL, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT IS
VERY-- THE RELATION, IT'S NOT LIKE OH, THEY GO CRAZY BECAUSE
YOU'VE BEEN AROUND AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE THERE, YOU KNOW.
PEOPLE WALKING THE STREETS T IS NOT LIKE IN L.A., YOU KNOW IT IS
MORE LIKE GROUNDED, YOU KNOW, AND THE ENCOUNTERS ARE SWEET.
I LOVE LIVING IN MEXICO BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU KNOW.
THEY TELL YOU WHAT THEY ACTUALLY THINK, THEY'RE HONEST, OPEN.
AND THAT I APPRECIATE.
>> James: LET'S TAKE ABOUT HANDMAID'S TALE, SEASON FOUR
ENDED IN A VERY DRAMATIC FASHION.
WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO LOOK FORWARD TO?
WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS SEASON?
>> I A LOT MORE LAUGHS.
>> James: YEAH, ONE EPISODE.
>> WE HAVE A LIVE MUSICAL EPISODE WE'RE DOING.
WE'RE REALLY EXCITED.
A LOT OF PRAT FALL.
>> James: I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU DID.
>> WHAT ARE WE, WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
>> WE'RE IN CANADA, JUNE MY CHARACTER IS IN CANADA.
AND SO IT WOULD BE FINE EXCEPT SO IS SERENA WHO IS SORT OF MY
NEMESIS AND WHO IS NOW OUR NEW VILAN.
AND SO A LOT OF HIGH JINKINGS, HOW DID THAT GO, HOW
>> HE TEXTED MY AND WAS LIKE ASK I 145D OWE YOU, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER YOU, I WAS LIKE OKAY, YES, OH MY GOD.
AND THEY PUT HIM TO WORK.
>> REALLY.
>> COMPLETELY, I MADE HIM COFFEE, I MADE HIM SIT AT A
LITTLE DESK.
THAT IS WHAT SHADOWING IS, THAT IS HOW YOU LEARN.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>> WE PLAYED ALL THE CHARACTERS ON THE SHOW, I MADE HIM SAY ALL
THE LINES.
BASICALLY JUST COMPLETELY USED AND MISUSED HIM FOR A COUPLE OF
MONTHS.
>> LET'S LOOK AT A CLIP OF THE HANDMAID'S TALE, NEW EPISODES
ARE EVERY WEDNESDAY, ONLY ON HULU.
>> HOW COULD SHE KNOW THAT?
>> I DID SOMETHING.
I SENT HER A FINGER.
FRED'S FINGER.
>> WHAT?
I CUT IT OFF AND-- CUZ I WANTED HER TO KNOW.
>> James: STICK AROUND MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME
I WANT IT BACK.
>> WAITING TO FEW IT.
>> EXCUSE ME, I'M ONE OF THESE GOING TO LET YOU FLOAT UNTIL
THEY FORGET HOW MUCH YOU OWE THEM.
>> YOU'RE HERE WITH THEM.
TO WHAT, THREATEN ME?
YOU LET HIM TALK YOU INTO THIS.
>> THE SUBJECT IS MONEY.
>> I JUST ASKED YOU A QUESTION.
>> SINCE WREN DO YOU TAKE ORDERS.
>> LEAVE HIM OUT OF IT.
>> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "ANDOR."
THE FIRST THREE EPISODES ARE AVAILABLE SEPTEMBER 21st
EXCLUSIVELY ON DISNEY+.
CONGRATS ON THE SHOW, IT IS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY MAGIC.
THIS IS A PREQUALL SERIES TO THE MOVIE ROGUE ONE, FANS ARE VERY
HOW DID YOU COME TO BE PART OF THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE?
>> IT WAS FUN.
I RECEIVED A CALL, MY AGENT SAID LIKE THERE IS A DIRECTOR THAT
WANTS TO MEET YOU.
WE THINK IT'S ABOUT STAR WARS.
SO I FLEW TO L.A. AND I WENT TO A RESTAURANT AND AT 4:00 T WAS
EMPTY, THERE WAS JUST THE DIRECTOR SITTING DOWN WITH HIS
COMPUTER GIVING HIS BACK TO THE WALL.
AND I SIT DOWN AND HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT THE STORY AND THE
GUY AND THAT THIS GUY SAY THIEF.
AND THEN THE GUY, AND I GO LIKE, WHO IS GOING TO PLAY THE GUY,
SOUNDS INTERESTING.
AND HE SAYS I WANT TO YOU PLAY THE GUY.
AND I GO LIKE, REALLY?
NO, NO, THAT, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING WRONG, I'M MEXICAN.
I JUST CROSSED THE BOARDER FROM MEXICO.
>> I HAVE THIS ACCENT, I CANNOT GET RID OF THIS ACCENT.
>> HE AND HE WAS LIKE YEAH.
>> I THOUGHT HE WANTED GAEL'S NUMBER.
>> YOU HAVE, SO I WAS JUST AMUSED BY THE IDEA BECAUSE HE
SAID SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
HE SAID I WANT TO DO THIS FILM WITH YOU BECAUSE I SAW YOU IN
THE-- .
>> James: BUT I GET THAT.
>> I DON'T.
I DIDN'T DO DID THINKING THIS IS GOING TO GET ME TO DO-- LIKE I
WAS JUST DOING A FILM WHERE I SPENT MOST OF THE FILM NAKED AND
SWEARING.
YOU KNOW, AND ENJOYING AND HAVING FUN AND TELLING A COOL
STORY ABOUT A VERY SPECIFIC CONTEXT.
MY CONTEXT AND SUDDENLY THAT TOOK ME THERE, YOU KNOW.
IT WAS-- IT WAS A SURPRISE.
AND I HAD TO GO BACK TO MEXICO AND NOT TELL ANYONE FOR MONTHS.
THAT I WAS GOING TO DO STAR WARS.
AND I HAD TO GO BACK TO MY LIFE PRETENDING I WAS THE SAME GUY
AND I WASN'T.
IT WAS COOL.
>> I THINK IT SURPRISES YOU AND SURPRISING TO-- LIKE I CAN FEEL
BOTH OF US ARE LIKE NO, NO, JUST MADE COMPLETE SENSE.
>> ABSOLUTELY SHOULD BE IN STAR WARS.
OF COURSE THAT MAKES SENSE.
>> James: 100%.
I MEAN YOU HAVE BEEN ACTING-- ACTING SINCE YOU WERE A
KID, WERE YOU SO YOUNG.
>> YES.
>> James: AND YOU HAVE HAD PHENOMENAL SUCCESS AS AN ACTOR,
NOW AS A DIRECTOR.
DID IT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE A BACKUP PLAN.
>> YEAH, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.
I REALLY DON'T.
AND I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY OR ANYTHING LIKE
THAT, SO I IT JUST GOES SOUTH OR DOESN'T WORK OUT.
BUT I DID RECENTLY ACTUALLY FIND A TAPE OF SOMETHING, I THINK I
BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE VIDEO OF IT.
>> James: EXPLAIN THIS, WHAT IS IT, A NEW CAREER, A BACKUP
CAREER.
>> A POTENTIAL BACKUP CAREER, HAVE I BEEN OFFERED A POSITION
WITH THE COMPANY.
I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS, I REALLY HAVE AND I REALLY LIKE THAT I
REALLY ENJOYED IT.
SO I THINK IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT WITH THE ACTING I HAVE
SOMETHING THAT I CAN MAYBE FALL BACK ON.
>> James: ELISABETH MOSS THE TRAIN DRIVER.
>> YEAH, TRAIN DUCTER.
>> James: I LOVE THIS FOR YOU.
>> I LOVE IT TOO.
IT IS REALLY FUN, AND YOU REALLY CAN'T MESS IT UP, BECAUSE IT IS
ON THE TRACK.
>> James: I THINK COMING TOO SEASON SIX, YOU SHOULD COMMIT.
>> THEY OFFERED ME THAT, A NORTHERN ONTARIO COMPANY, IF YOU
EVER WANT TO COME UP.
>> James: IT WOULD BE THE BEST THING, CAN I BE HONEST, IF YOU
WANT PEOPLE TO BE LIKE SHE IS COMPLETELY UNIQUE AND LIKE NO
ONE ELSE.
>> THE REAL DEAL.
>> James: IF YOU END THE HANDMAID'S TALE AND FULLY COMMIT
TO BEING A TRAIN DRIVER FOR FIVE YEARS, FOR FIVE YEARS, THEN COME
BACK OUT AND ACT IN SOMETHING ELSE, IT WILL BE LIKE THE WAY WE
ALL BALK IT, I RECKON DANIEL-DAY LEWIS, I THINK, DRINKING WINE, I
THINK YOU COULD BE ELED TWO SHOES AND WENT NOBODY WAS A
COULD BE ELLER, I THINK THIS IS YOU AND TRAINS, I DO.
>> I LIKE THIS PLAN.
>> James: RECOMMENDATIONIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR
GUESTS THIS EVENING.
>> Reggie: I DO, TONIGHT'S QUESTION IS IN IF YOU WERE ABLE
TO BE A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN YOU ARE CURRENTLY, DO YOU THINK
YOU WOULD BE AWARE OF THE FACT THAT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE
BEFORE THAT.
>> NO I DON'T THINK SO.
IF I CAN THINK OF WHAT THAT QUESTION MIGHT MEAN, I DON'T
THINK, I DON'T THINK I WOULD REMEMBER, IF WERE YOU SOMEBODY
ELSE WHY WOULD YOU REMEMBER WHO YOU WERE BEFORE, RIGHT?
THAT'S WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, UNLESS IT'S A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
SITUATION.
>> YES, I DEFINITELY THINK YOU WOULD BE AWARE.
>> YOU WOULD BE AWARE.
>> OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
LIKE YOU AND I.
YOU AND I ARE AWARE, RIGHT.
>> YES.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
>> I TOTALLY DO.
>> YEAH, I ACCEPTED IT WHEN I CAME IN.
EVEN IF-- HE WEARS THE GLASSES TO PROTECT HIMSELF BUT I KNEW.
YEAH.
I MEAN AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE, WE CAN GO.
>> Reggie: YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE T IT IS GREAT, BOTH ANSWERS
ARE CORRECT.
>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
PLEAS THANK ELISABETH MOSS, DIEGO LUNA.
STAND FRUP CAITLIN PELOOFO WHEN WE COME BACK.
>> James: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A BRILLIANT STAND-UP COMEDIAN
AND WE'RE SO PROUD SHE'S MAKING3 HER LATE NIGHT DEBUT HERE WITH
US TONIGHT.
YOU CAN SEE HER LIVE, THIS WEEKEND, AT COMEDY CORNER
UNDERGROUND IN MINNEAPOLIS.
PLEASE WELCOME, THE WONDERFUL, CAITLIN PELOOFO.
>> HELLO, HELLO.
HI. THIS IS EXCITING.
OH MY GOD.
HI, GUYS.
I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.
I JUST MOVED IN WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHICH IS EXCITING.
THANK YOU.
IT IS GREAT.
I HOPE HE'S THE UP WITH BECAUSE I HAVE TRUELY GIVEN UP.
I HAVE STOPPED TRYING COMPLETELY, ALL RIGHT.
I'M JUST IN MY 30S AND HAVE I LEARNED SOMETHING, OKAY, MEN DO
NOT CARE HOW MUCH WE WEIGH, LADIES.
THEY ALWAYS WANT TO SEE US NAED.
YEAH, IT JUST VARIED ON HOW MUCH.
IT IS EITHER HELL YA OR, SURE.
WHY THE HELL NOT.
EITHER WAY YOU'RE IN SO I AM GOING TO JUST DEEP FRY
EVERYTHING, OKAY.
I MEAN THAT'S NOT TO SAY I HAVEN'T BEEN PUT IN THE FRIEND
ZONE BEFORE, OF COURSE I HAVE, I LOOK LIKE I COULD BUILD YOU A
PORCH, ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE IT.
THE TRUTH S I'VE BUILT TWO PORCHES SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
DO, RIGHT?
I MEAN I'M USEFUL.
THIS SAY USEFUL BODY, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, YEAH, I'M PRACTICAL.
THAT'S MY BODY TYPE.
SOME WOMEN ARE THIN, SOME ARE CURVEY, I'M RRR, I'M A SOUND
EFFECT.
THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY MEN
PREFERRED TINY LITTLE WOMEN.
I MEAN YES, THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL, BUT WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO ON
MOVING DAY, OKAY.
WHAT ARE THEY-- OH, I GOT THE THROW PILLOWS, NO, GENTLEMAN,
YOU SHOULD WANT SOMEONE LIKE ME, YES, SOMEONE WHO CAN STRAP A
FRIDGE TO HER BACK, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, THOSE SMALL GIRLS THEY GET BOYFRIENDS, I EARN BOYFRIENDS.
YEAH, IT'S JUST LIKE A DIFFERENT VIBE.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. YES, IT IS A VIBE THAT WILL GET YOU PUT IN THE
FRIEND ZONE, I WILL TELL YOU THAT.
I REMEMBER ONE TIME BEFORE MY BOYFRIEND AND I GOT PUT IN A
FRIEND ZONE BY A GUY RIGHT AWAY I WAS DEVASTATED.
I REALLY LIKED HIM BUT THEP WE BECAME FRIENDS AND THAT WAS
ACTUALLY THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.
YEAH, LADIES, IF YOU WANT TO GET OVER A GUY, JUST GET TO KNOW
HIM.
OH BOY.
YES, HE WAS AN IDIOT.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I WAS LIKE NO, YOUR FAVORITE COLOR CANNOT BE THE PATRIOTS.
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE.
BUT I LANDED ON MY FEET, I GOT A GREAT GUY NOW, HE'S YOUNGER THAN
ME WHICH IS EXCITING, YES.
OH, THANK YOU, YES, I LOVE A YOUNG GUY.
GIVE ME A 21 YEAR OLD, THEY STILL THINK MY DRINKING HABIT'S
FUN, YOU KNOW.
YES T IS A NIGHTMARE T IS.
IT'S VERY BAD.
I DON'T WANT TO BRAG BUT I'VE RUINED A CHRISTMAS, THANK YOU.
YES, YES, IT'S VERY BAD.
OH MY GOD.
HONESTLY, I DIDN'T THINK I HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM UNTIL I STOPPED
DRINKING FOR ONE MONTH AND IMMEDIATELY LOST 15 POUNDS.
THAT IS TWINS.
YES.
THAT IS THE WEIGHT OF HEALTHY TWINS.
I DROPPED LYING MARRING AND RITA RIGHT THERE MY BODY WAS LIKE
GIRL, WE'LL GIVE YOU ABS JUST PUT DOWN THE SAN GREA IT'S NOT
FRUIT, OKAY.
BUT I LOVE DRINKING.
I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
IT'S SO FUN, IT'S SO FUN.
HONESTLY I THOUGHT THE PANDEMIC WAS GOING TO BE A PARTY.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ME AND MY YOUNGER BOYFRIEND GETTING
HAMMERED EVERY NIGHT.
THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT.
BUT IT TURNS OUT HE'S NOT A GIG DRINKER.
YEAH, I KNOW, AND I HONESTLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BECAUSE I SAW
HIM TAKE NYQUIL FROM THE CAP, SO (APPLAUSE)
I WAS LIKE WE ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I USE A STRAW.
HE WHO MEASURES THEIR MEDICINE, WHAT A DORK, RIGHT.
GET A PERSONALITY.
IS HE YOUNGER THAN ME WHICH IS NICE BUT THE ONLY TIME IT'S EVER
BEEN AN ISSUE IS WHEN HE GAVE ME A HICKEY.
THANK YOU.
OKAY.
MI TOO OLD TO BE GETTING HICKEYS.
I OWN A FOOD PROCESSORS.
HOW DARE YOU.
DO NOT MARK ME WITH YOUR MOUTH.
CAN I MAKE MY OWN HUMMUS, ALL RIGHT.
SHOW SOME RESPECT.
BUT HONESTLY, THAT'S IT THAT IS THE ONLY ISSUE WE'VE HAD BECAUSE
WE HAVE VERY GOOD SEXUAL CHEMISTRY, ALL RIGHT.
OH MY,-- GUYS.
IT'S GOOD, ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL TAPE IT.
ALL RIGHT.
IT IS GREAT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE WHICH IS IMPORTANT
AND THAT NEVER HAPPENS.
BECAUSE SEX ED IN THIS COUNTRY IS VERY BAD, IF YOU ARE LUCKY
SEX ED WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO PUT A CONDOM ON A BANANA.
GREAT, HOW ABOUT YOU TEACH US HOW TO CONVINCE A BANANA TO WEAR
A CONDOM.
YES!
THAT'S THE HARDEST PART OF THE WHOLE THING, RIGHT, IF I HAD
BOTH THOSE NEGOTIATION SKILLS I WOULDN'T HAVE HPV.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE GOT A LITTLE JUDGEY ON THE HPV, ALL RIGHT,
WELL, I GOT IT I GOT NO SHAME ABOUT T ALL RIGHT.
YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO A DIRTY BIRD THIS WHOLE TIME.
HONESTLY, IF YOU ARE A WOMAN IN YOUR 30S AND I DON'T HAVE HPV, I
BET YOU MEASURE YOUR MEDICINE, OKAY.
YOU'RE A DORK.
GET A PERSONALITY.
THAT'S IT FOR ME GUYS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> James: OH MY GOSH, OH MY WORD, OH MY WORD.
KATE LYNN PELOOFO.
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♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH,
DOMENT FORE GET TO TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, ITS A IMAGINE LORIAN WEEK
AND THE ENTIRE CAST WILL BE PLAYING TWISTER, UNO AND CONNECT
FOUR ALL WEEK, WE CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO JOIN US, REGGIE, TAKE US