♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN
♪ ON THE SHOW TONIGHT IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT
♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM FORT WAYNE, INDIANA, GIVE IT UP FOR
YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES KIMBERLY, SANFORD CORDEN!
>> James: HOW ARE YOU.
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
WE'RE VERY, VERY HAPPY ARE YOU HERE, THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
BLESS YOU, EVERYONE.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESSES ARE ON THE SHOW.
>> James: SHE'S AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR, HOST,
PRODUCER, AND NEUROSCIENTIST YOU KNOW FROM
"THE BIG BANG THEORY," "JEOPARDY," AND "BLOSSOM," THE
DELIGHTFUL, MAYIM BIALIK!
>> James: HOW NICE TO SEE YOU, ARE YOU WELL?
>> I'M VERY WELL, THANK YOU.
>> James: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING.
>> I'M EATING APPLES AND HONEY.
>> James: OF COURSE, SHOVEA TONA.
>> THANK YOU, HAPPY NEW YEAR.
>> James: YOU ENJOY THOSE APPLES AND HONEY, WE ARE SO
HAPPY ARE YOU HERE.
MAYIM BIALIK, EVERYBODY.
AND ONE OF OUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITES-- EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR
YOU KNOW AND LOVE FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD, MAX GREENFIELD!
IS IS HERE TONIGHT.
HEY MAX.
HOW ARE YOU HEY.
>> HONEY, WHO IS IT?
>> I THINK IT IS OUR PIZZA DELIVERY.
>> James: NO, I'M NOT A PIZZA DELIVERY.
I'M JAMES CORDEN.
>> GREAT TO MEET YOU, JAMES!
I'M RICK.
THIS IS JENNY, FELICITY, AND THOMAS.
>> James: OKAY.
GOOD TO KNOW.
WHERE IS MAX GREENFIELD.
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN HIS DRESSING ROOM?
>> WE'RE ACTUALLY ON VACATION FROM SEATTLE.
WE RENTED THIS PLACE ON AIRBNB!
>> I'M HUNGRY!
>> SORRY, BUDDY, BUT I THINK THE NICE DELIVERY MAN FORGOT OUR
PIZZAS.
>> James: I DIDN'T FORGET YOUR PIZZAS BECAUSE I'M NOT A
DELIVERY PERSON.
I'M NOT EVEN AT YOUR DOOR, IT'S A CAMERA YOU'RE TALKING TO RIGHT
NOW.
I'M JAMES CORDEN, I'M THE HOST.
>> OH, YOU'RE THE HOST!
>> ACTUALLY, IF YOU DON'T MIND, WE NEED SOME MORE TOWELS.
>> James: NO, I'M NOT THE HOST OF THE AIR B-- I'M THE HOST OF
>> DID I HEAR THAT YOU NEEDED SOME MORE TOWELS?
>> James: MAX?
WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?
>> I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAKE A SHOWER, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT.
>> THEY DON'T CALL ME SUPERHOST FOR NOTHING.
>> James: I'M GOING TO SORT THIS, I WILL BE RIGHT BACK, WAIT
THERE.
>> GUYS WHATEVER ELSE YOU NEED, LET ME KNOW, TREAKS PILLOW, LATE
CHECK OUT, WHATEVER YOU WANT.
BYE GUYS.
JAMES, WHAT IS GOING ON.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON, THERE IS A FAMILY OF FOUR LIVING IN YOUR
DRESSING ROOM.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
I AIRBNBED THE DRESSING ROOM, CA-CHING.
>> James: YOU AIRBNBED YOUR DRESSING ROOM, ALSO IT IS CHA
CHING, NOT KACHING.
>> James: NO, CACHING.
>> James: NO, CHA-CHING.
>> IT MIGHT NORTHBOUND LONDON BUT NOT HERE JAMES.
THE POINT IS, INFLATION, STOCK MARKET, INTEREST RATES GOING
THROUGH THE ROOF, WE NEED TO LEVERAGE OUR A SERKTS WHAT IS
YOUR PORTFOLIO LOOK LIKE, YOU ARE DIVERSE.
HOW I WILL GID ARE YOU.
>> James: I'M HYDRATED.
>> SURE ABOUT THAT.
>> James: NOT REALLY, I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT WE ARE
STALKING ABOUT BUT I KNOW ST WEIRD, AND ALMOST CERTAINLY
ILLEGAL TO RENT OUT YOUR DRESSING ROOM.
HOW MUCH MONEY YOU CAN EVEN BE MAKING FROM THIS.
>> $400 A NIGHT.
>> James: FOR A DRESSING ROOM THAT SEEMS IMMORAL.
>> IT IS-- DON'T TELL ME YOU DISRCHT RENT OUT YOUR HONEY
WAGON ON INTO THE WOOKSD WANT IN ON HALF, HALF OF $400.
>> YEAH, $200.
>> James: THAT IS A LOT OF OTHER PLACES AROUND HERE.
WHAT ABOUT HER DRESSING ROOM.
>> NO, I CHECKERED.
SHE RENTED OUT AS A SAUNA.
EXCUSE ME, WHICH WAY ARE THE SHOWERS.
>> James: THE SHOWERS.
>> DOWN THAT WAY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT.
>> THAT IS MAYIM BIALIK, SHE IS ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD.
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH!
BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE, IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME FOR THE
NEWS.
>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT.
>> James: I'M ALL RIGHT.
>> COME ON, COME ON.
THE NEWS.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: WOW.
THAT REALLY HIT ME.
HERE IS TODAY'S NEWS.
TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN KICKED OFF A TWO-DAY SUMMIT AT THE
WHITE HOUSE, WHERE HE'S HOSTING MULTIPLE LEADERS FROM PACIFIC
ISLAND NATIONS.
NOW I CAN'T WORK THIS OUT.
THEY'RE MEETING WITH THE LEADERS OF FIJI, PAPUA NEW GUINEA, AND
FRENCH POLYNESIA AND THEY'RE HAVING THE SUMMIT IN WASHINGTON,
D.C.?
HOLD IT IN FIJI!
THAT IS AN OPEN GOAL TO FIJI, THIS HAS GOT TO BE BIDEN'S
BIGGEST GAFFE YET.
BIDEN WANTS TO SHOW THAT THE UNITED STATES REMAINS COMMITTED
TO BEING AN ENDURING PLAYER IN THE REGION, AND ALSO
BIDEN WANTS TO KNOW WHY SO MANY TROPICAL DRINKS HAVE LITTLE
UMBRELLAS.
I MEAN, THE DRINK IS ALREADY WET, WHAT ARE YOU PROTECTING IT
FROM?
WHY?
ACCORDING TO THE WHITE HOUSE, AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND ARE
ONLY SENDING OBSERVERS.
I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY WHAT OBSERVER MEANS, BUT I JUST LIKE
THE IDEA OF SOME AUSTRALIAN BEING LIKE, NO NEED TO
PARTICIPATE IN THE SUMMIT, MATE.
I JUST LIKE TO WATCH.
IN OTHER NEWS, PRESIDENT BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATING IS TICKING
UPWARDS.
ACCORDING TO THE LATEST POLLS, 41% OF AMERICANS APPROVE OF
BIDEN'S JOB PERFORMANCE, UP FROM THE MID-30s IN JUNE.
IT MOSTLY HAS TO DO WITH DEMOGRAPHICS.
HE'S POLLING AT 91% WITH ICE CREAM MEN AND TRAIN CONDUCTORS.
BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATING IS UP TO 41%, WHICH, AFTER THIS WEEK,
IS ALSO THE CURRENT INTEREST RATE.
(APPLAUSE) I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD DO
NATIONAL APPROVAL RATINGS WITH MORE JOBS, NOT JUST THE
PRESIDENT.
I WOULD JUST LOVE TO BE LIKE, HEY JANICE, WE TOOK A POLL AND
20% OF AMERICANS DO NOT APPROVE OF THE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS
YOU PUT UP AROUND THE OFFICE.
K?
BYE.
I SAW HOUSES LAST NIGHT, I WAS OUT LAST NIGHT AND I SAW HOUSES
THAT ALREADY HAD HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS UP.
>> YEAH.
>> James: IT'S SEPTEMBERS BNS YEAH, IT IS.
BUT IN IS NOT A FUN SEPTEMBER DECORATING HOLIDAY SO WE JUMP
RIGHT TO HALLOWEEN.
>> James: IT IS UNACCEPTABLE.
IT IS DEEPLY UNACCEPTABLE.
>> YOU GOT O WORK ON ACCEPTING IT.
>> James: I WON'T.
>> YOU GOT TO DO IT.
>> James: I WON'T.
>> YOU GOT TO GO TO THERAPY, YOU HAVE TO TALK TO SOMEBODY.
>> James: I WILL NOT DO IT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO.
YOU REACH INSIDE YOUR CHEST, FIND A DOOR NOBODY AND OPEN YOUR
HEART.
>> James: OCTOBER 1st, THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN.
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.
>> James: IT IS.
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
>> James: IT IS.
>> THAT IS YOUR HEART IS CLOSED WHEN IT COMES TO DECK RATING FOR
HALLOWEEN.
>> James: I DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR DECORATING FOR HALLOWEEN.
I DON'T DRIVE PAST AND GO OH [BLEEP] IDIOT.
I DON'T-- I JUDGE LIKE, YOU KNOW, A 57 YEAR OLD ACCOUNTANT
WHO CHOOSES TO DRESS UP LIKE AN AXE MURDERER.
I JUDGE HIM, I JUDGE HIM EIGHT DAYS A WEEK.
>> SO IF I SIT HERE AND TELL YOU THAT ON AROUND OCTOBER 1S,
OCTOBER 2-7BD I'M GOING TO GO INTO MY FRONT YARD AND PUT A
FAKE SPOOKY SKELETON, A BIG SPIED EAR, ARE YOU NOT GOING TO
JUDGE ME AT ALL.
>> James: NO WAY, GO NUTS.
>> YOU ARE LYING TO YOUR FRIENDS RIGHT NOW.
>> James: NO, I DO, I WOULD LOOK LIKE GO FOR T GO FOR IT, IT
PUTS A DENT IN OUR FRIENDSHIP.
I'M NOT GOING STOP YOU DOING IT.
THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
IF YOU GET PLEASURE, TAKING A PUMPKIN AND PUTTING IT ON YOUR
DOORSTEP LIKE A BASIC BITCH, I GET IT.
(APPLAUSE) HERE IS A NEW STORY.
>> James: AND ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, NEARLY HALF OF AMERICANS
THINK WEARING CLOTHES AND THEN RETURNING THEM SHOULD BE A
CRIME.
WHAT IF YOU SHOPLIFT AN ITEM OF CLOTHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY
RETURN IT FOR CASH?
THAT'S STILL LEGAL, RIGHT?
LOOK, IF YOU CAN WEAR AN OUTFIT -- THE WAY I SEE IT IS THIS.
LOOK, IF YOU CAN WEAR AN OUTFIT SUCCESSFULLY HIDE THE TAGS THE
WHOLE TIME, THEN YOU DESERVE THE CLOTHES FOR FREE.
GO FOR IT.
(APPLAUSE) I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD BE A
CRIME, THERE SHOULD BE LEVELS, RIGHT.
LIKE WEAR A JACKET ONCE, RETURN IT,
MISDEMEANOR.
RETURN ANYTHING THAT CAME IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH YOUR
UNDERCARRIAGE?
LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE.
DO YOU ANY IT IS OKAY, IS IT OKAY TO WEAR SOMETHING ONCE AND
THEN RETURN IT?
IS IT OKAY?
>> IT DE PENS ON HOW EXPENSE FIF IS.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> I THINK ANYTHING OVER $500, YEAH, BRING IT BACK, ABSOLUTELY,
YEAH.
>> James: RIGHT, HAS ANYONE HERE DONE T BOUGHT SOMETHING,
WORN IT OUT.
WINNIE, WINNIE WENT LIKE THIS.
YOU HAVE, WINNIE?
YOU HAVE.
>> SOMETIMES I'M A BROKE BITSCH AND I GOT TO DO IT I WANT A NEW
FIT, AND GUESS WHAT, I DON'T WANT TO KEEP IT SO.
>> James: SO HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DONE THIS?
>> GOD, IN A MONTH, LIKE-- I DON'T NEED MY MONEY, IT'S FINE.
IT'S FINE.
>> James: NO, GO ON, SERIOUSLY.
WHAT IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEM OF CLOTHING YOU BOUGHT IN A
STORE, WORN OUT, CUZ YOU WANT TO HOOKUP WITH A STANDUP COMEDIAN
ON THE SHOW, AND THEN GONE BACK WHAT WOULD IT BE?
>> LIKE, I DON'T KNOW 350, NOT THAT MUCH.
>> James: $350.
>> I'M NOT BREAKING THE BANK, YOU KNOW.
>> James.
>> WHAT IS THE CHEAPEST ITEM YOU'VE WORN OUT AND THEN
RETURNED.
>> MAYBE LIKE $25, AGAIN, WHEN YOU'RE A BROKE BITCH, SOMETIMES
YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE IT BACK AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK.
>> James: I LOVE T GO GET THEM.
>> YES, THANK YOU.
, HERE'S A STORY.
>> James: AND SPAIN HAS UNVEILED A NEW MASCOT FOR THEIR PUBLIC
BUS SYSTEM.
HIS NAME IS BOO-SEE.
HERE HE IS HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
LOOK AT THAT.
I MEAN IF YOU SEE A GUY DRESSED LIKE THAT ON A BUS IN SPAIN, YOU
MIGHT HAVE SOME FUNS.
IF YOU SEE THAT THING ON A PUBLIC BUS IN LOS ANGELES, RUN,
RUN.
BOO-SEE'S BODY HAS A VARIETY OF COLORS WITH LINES SIMILAR TO A
MAP, A BUS ROUTE.
SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU WERE WHEN BOOS-SEE MURDERED YOU.
CAN WE SEE BOO-SEE AGAIN, LOOK AT THAT, LOOK.
IT LOOKS LIKE THE MASCOT DESIGNER COMPLETELY FORGOT THEY
HAD AN ASSIGNMENT DUE UNTIL AN HOUR BEFORE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, SO, WHAT, HIS NAME?
IT'S-- BUS-- BOO, SEE, YEAH, AND HE LOOKS LIKE A MAP.
ON A CLOWN.
AND A BOWLING PIN.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED, YEAH.
REGGIE, IF YOU HAD TO COME UP WITH A MASCOT FOR THE LOS
ANGELES BUSES, WHAT WOULD THE MASCOT BE?
>> Reggie: METRONOMICON.
>> James: METRONOMICON.
>> Reggie: YEAH, IT WOULD BE LIKE A DEMON THAT TRIED TO LURE
PEOPLE ON TO PUBLIC TRANSPORT.
>> James: HERE'S A STORY.
>> James: AND DID YOU SEE THIS?
LAST NIGHT, DURING A PERFORMANCE IN WASHINGTON, D.C., LIZZO
PLAYED A 200-YEAR-OLD CRYSTAL FLUTE THAT ONCE BELONGED TO
PRESIDENT JAMES MADISON.
TAKE A LOOK.
♪
(APPLAUSE) UNBELIEVABLE.
>> James: AND THAT OUTFIT SHE'S WEARING?
ALSO BELONGED TO PRESIDENT JAMES MADISON.
IT'S THE FIRST TIME A MUSICIAN HAS PERFORMED ON THE FLUTE SINCE
IT WAS GIVEN TO MADISON 200 YEARS AGO.
AND I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME.
IT WAS AN AMAZING MOMENT.
EVEN BETTER THAN THAT TIME WHEN GUY FIERI ATE CHICKEN WINGS
WITH GEORGE WASHINGTON'S WOODEN TEETH.
REMEMBER THAT?
AND McDONALD'S HAS COLLABORATED WITH A STREETWEAR BRAND TO OFFER
AN ADULT HAPPY MEAL, COMPLETE WITH TOY FIGURINES BASED ON
McDONALDLAND CHARACTERS.
BRILLIANT IDEA, CAN I SEE IT NOW.
NO!
THOSE ARE DADDY'S HAPPY MEAL TOYS!
I MEAN, JUST IMAGINE WALKING CARRYING YOUR BRIEFCASE IN ONE
HAND, YOUR ADULT HAPPY MEAL IN THE OTHER, JUST STROLLING TOO
THE OFFICE LIKE MORNING.
YEAH.
GOT MY LUNCH.
WE DON'T NEED THE TOYS, AN ADULT HAPPY MEAL SHOULD JUST
BE... SOME LOOSE LOTTERY TICKETS AND EVERYTHING TO MAKE THE
PERFECT OLD FASHIONED.
AND FINALLY, EARLIER TODAY, M&MS UNVEILED ITS FIRST NEW CHARACTER
IN A DECADE-- A PURPLE CANDY THAT SINGS.
ACCORDING TO THE COMPANY, SHE'S THE FIRST-EVER FEMALE PEANUT M&M
CHARACTER.
HERE SHE IS HERE.
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER M&M CHARACTER.
DO WE?
WHO IS SITTING AROUND LIKE OH, IF ONLY WE HAD ANOTHER M & M.
IT'S A BAA OF CANDY, IT'S NOT THE
MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
ACCORDING TO THE COMPANY, AND THIS IS TRUE, SHE'S PURPLE,
SHE'S PEANUT, AND SHE DOESN'T WEAR HIGH HEEL SHOES...
MAINLY BECAUSE SHE'S A (/ BLEEP/ ) CANDY.
(APPLAUSE) THE NEW M&M CHARACTER IS PURPLE.
IN OTHER WORDS, IT'S THE LOVE CHILD OF A TORRID AFFAIR BETWEEN
THE BLUE AND RED M&MS.
AND THAT'S THE NEWS!
NOW, BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, WE JUST WANT TO SAY THAT OUR
THOUGHTS ARE WITH THE PEOPLE IN THE GULF COAST, DEALING WITH A
MASSIVE HURRICANE RIGHT NOW.
WE ARE THINK BEING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU OUT SPHWHR RIGHT NOW.
PLEASE, STAY SAFE, AS BEST YOU CAN.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
>> James: LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
SHE STARS IN "CALL ME KAT," MAYIM BIALIK!
HE STARS IN "THE NEIGHBORHOOD," MAX GREENFIELD!
>> Reggie: IT'S MAXIMUM GREENFIELD.
THE GREENEST FIELD IN THE WORLD, RIGHT HERE.
>> James: HEY.
>> HEY.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU?
SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US.
MAY IM, I WISH YOU ASIANA TOVAH, HAPPY NEW YEAR.
>> YOU CAN WISH IT TO MAX TOO.
>> WHATAM I NOT SITTING HERE.
>> James: LIKE I SAY, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, MAY EMAND NOW
YOU MADE SOME CHANGES TO YOUR CELEBRATION THIS YEAR.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> I THINK WE'RE ALL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT LIFE LOOKS LIKE
IN DIFFERENT STAGES OF COVID.
AND I WEAR A MASK PRETTY OF ALL THE TIME, EVERY DAY, AT WORK, IN
THE MARKET, ALL THE PLACES.
BUT FOR SYNAGOGUE I REALLY WANTED TO NOT HAVE TO SIT INSIDE
AND WEAR A MASK FOR THE FOUR OR FIVE HOURS THAT WE SIT IN
SYNAGOGUE-- SYNAGOGUE SO I HAD TWO OUTDOOR EXPERIENCES.
ONE WITH A SMALL GROUP OF REBELS WHO DIDN'T FEEL LIKE SITTING
INSIDE.
AND THE SECOND DAY WE HAD AN OUTDOOR SERVICE AT OUR SYNAGOGUE
AND IT WAS AWESOME.
>> James: GLORIOUS, AND EVERYTHING WANT WELL.
>> EVERYTHING WENT GREAT.
>> James: DIDN'T YOU PLAY QUITE A MAJOR ROLE.
>> I AM A CHOFAR BLOWER, IT IS A RITUAL, A RAM HORN.
>> OH MY GOD, PLEASE DO IT.
>> I WAS GOING TO BRING T I WAS GOING TO BRING IT, BUT I DIDN'T.
>> OH MY GOD, WE COULD HAVE DONE A WHOM.
>> SO NEXT TIME.
ANYWAY -- THE NEXT ONE, DO IT.
>> ♪.
>> OH MY GOSH.
♪.
>> BUT THEN YOU GOT TO DO-- .
♪ EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE ARE LIKE HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO GO,
YOU NEVER KNOW T IS THE MOST EXCITING PART OF THE JEWISH
CULTURE.
THIS WILL BE MY DAD'S FAVORITE SEGMENT EVER DONE ON A SHOW.
DON'T CUT IT OUT, PLEASE.
>> James: SO YOU ARE BLOWING A RAM'S HORN.
>> IT IS VERY LONG.
>> James: BUT IT IS YOUR OWN RAM'S HORN.
>> MY GRANDMOTHER OF BLESSED MEMORY BOUGHT IT FOR ME WHEN HI
BEEN DOING IT FOR MANY YEARS AND LOOKED LIKE I WAS GOING TO KEEP
DOING IT I USED TO USE A LITTLE ONE BUT YOU GET A BIG SOUND OF A
HUGE SHOFAR.
>> WOW.
>> YEAH, WE ARE A VERY COLORFUL PEOPLE.
>> IT'S A BIG DEAL TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOFAR.
>> IT IS A VERY BIG DEAL T LOOKS DECORATIVE YEAR ROUND ON TOP OF
>> I DON'T HAVE ONE.
YOU LOVE IT.
>> James: THROW, I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M UTTERLY THE WRONG
PERSON TO BE HOSTING THIS SHOW.
I GOT TO BE HONEST, IN 1,110 SHOWS, I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE NO,
I KNOW WHERE I AM.
AND RIGHT NOW IN THIS MINUTE I'M LIKE I GOT NOWHERE TO GO.
EVERYWHERE THERE IS A MASS OF LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
>> YOUR PREENCE RIGHT NOW IS SUCH A MISSFA.
>> YOU ARE A WILT SNS WHAT ARE YOU.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> James: WELL, I'M-- MAX, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.
NOW I CAN'T WORK OUT IF THIS IS EXCITING OR TRAGIC.
YOU HAVE JOINED TIKTOK.
>> YEAH.
>> James: HOW, WHY, WHAT IS THE RESPONSE BEEN?
>> I DID IT FOR ROSH HASHANAH.
>> James: OKAY.
>> MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS, MY DAUGHTER HAD BEEN BEGSING ME
TO JOIN FOR A LONG TIME.
AND THEN SHE GOT TOGETHER WITH SOME OF HER FRIENDS.
AND THEY BULLIED ME.
AND MY WIFE JOINED IN ON IT AND WAS JUST LIKE, JUST DO IT.
AND SO THEY SET UP THE CAMERA.
AND THEN THEY TAWTD ME, SO THEY SET UP MY PHONE ON SOMETHING.
AND THEN STOOD BEHIND THE PHONE AS I DID THE DANCE.
AND THEY HAVE THE THREE OF THEM BEHIND THERE GOING LIKE, THIS
ANDTHEN YOU DO THIS.
AND THEN THEY TOOK ME THROUGH THE WHOLE DANCE.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ONE TAKE T WASN'T.
THEY WERE ABUSIVE.
I'M NOT GOOD AT CHOREOGRAPHY.
AND BY THE END OF IT IT WAS NO LONGER FUN AND THEN WE PUT IT
OFF.
AND THEY SAID OH, WELL, HOW MANY VIEWS WILL IT HAVE BY THE END OF
THE WHATEVER.
I GO, I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S GOTTEN LIKE A LOT OF VIEWS.
I THINK IT IS LIKE 10 MILLION VIEWS.
>> James: STOP.
>> PEOPLE WERE VERY EXCITED ABOUT MY PRESENCE ON TIKTOK,
UNBEKNOWNST TO ANY OF US.
AND NOW IT'S JUST SOMETHING WE DORCHT TALK ABOUT.
BECAUSE IT EXCEEDED ANY EXPECTATION AND NOW IT IS JUST A
WEIRD THING THAT JUST EXISTS UP THERE.
>> James: SO YOU ALMOST, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT DOWN, IT IS UP
THERE.
>> JUST DROPPED A ONE AND I'M NOT GOING BACK.
>> James: AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU NOW FEEL LIKE I
FEEL EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT.
>> NO, NOT EMBARRASSED ALTS ALL.
I FEEL REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEDIUM AND
I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO THAT WORLD.
IT'S NOT FOR ME.
>> James: WELL, LET'S LOOK AT IT.
LET'S LOOK AT THE POST.
>> THAT'S GOOD.
>> I WOULD WATCH THAT 10 MILLION TIMES.
>> THAT WAS MADE UNDER DU RES WHILE I WAS BEING BERATED.
>> James: I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE A MAN HAVING A BREAKDOWN.
>> OH MY GOD, OF COURSE.
BUT THIS, THIS IS ALL PART OF THE BREAK.
>> James: PART OF IT.
>> IT MIGHT BE THE BEGINNING, IT MIGHT BE THE END, WHO KNOWS.
THAT IS PART OF IT TOO.
>> James: MAY EMAND REGGIE HAVE BEEN SPENDING QUITE A BIT
OF TIME TOGETHER, WHAT IS GOING ON, ARE YOU TRYING TO BECOME NEW
BEST FRENSD, WHY ARE YOU TWO SPENDING SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER?
>> REGGIE RECENTLY DID AN EPISODE OF MY PODCAST, PLAYIM
BIALIK BREAKDOWN AND WE HAD A REALLY, REALLY INCREDIBLE
CONVERSATION AND IT WAS VERY DEEP AND INTERESTING AND FUNNY
AND MY PART SNER-- PARTNER AND HI SUCH A GREAT TIME.
REGGIE WAS ALSO RECENTLY ON CELEBRITY JEOPARDY.
SO EITHER IS HE FOLLOWING ME OR I'M FOLLOWING HIM.
AND THIS IS THE THIRD OF OUR MEETING.
>> James: AND NOW ARE YOU HERE RIGHT NOW.
>> WE WANT TO BE PART OF A THRUPPLE.
>> James: IT'S ALL HE'S EVER WANTED.
THAT IS IT, ALL HE EVER WANTED.
NOW MAX WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON THE NEW SEASON OF THE
NEIGHBORHOOD.
ARE YOU ABOUT TO FILM YOUR 100th EPISODE.
IT SAY HEUFNLG ACCOMPLISHMENT.
CAN I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SHOOTING THE PILOT OF THE SHOW.
HOW AREYOU GOING TO CELEBRATE THE HUNDREDth EPISODE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GOING TO TAKE IT DAY BY DAY.
-- CEDRIC IS DIRECTING THE 100th EPISODE WHICH IS THE
MOST EXCITING PART AND WE'LL ALL CELEBRATE TOGETHER.
WE HAVE A GREAT CAST.
I LOVE EVERYBODY IN THE GROUP AND IT WILL BE A REALLY FUN
EXPERIENCE.
I WISH HI SOME SORT OF-- IT REALLY IS JUST, I FEEL SO
GRATEFUL, YOU KNOW, THIS SECOND SHOW MI ON WILL HIT A HUNDRED
EPISODES EVERY DAY.
>> AND THE SHOW KEEPS GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER IT IS
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
LET'S LOOK AT A CLIP FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHICH AIRS MONDAY
NIGHTS AT 8:00 AND STREAMING ON PARAMOUNT PLUS.
>> I WAS JUST THINKING THAT IT WOULD BE A FATHER SON THING BUT
OBVIOUSLY IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE.
>> SO WHAT, I'M GOING TO MESS UP THAT.
YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN IF I'M THERE.
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
WHEN IT IS ALL THE GUYS, WE DO GUY THINGS.
IF YOU ARE THERE, JUST DIFFERENT.
>> DIFFERENT HOW?
>> OH, DAMN.
>> JUST THINKING IT IS THE KID'S FIRST BASEBALL GAME AND YOU KNOW
HOW MOMS CAN BE.
>> NO, I DON'T, TELL HE ME, DAVE.
>> James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK
>> OH, THIS IS A SURPRISE.
>> SO IS THIS GET UP, NICE HAT.
>> OH, YOU MEAN THE LEASH, PICKED HER NEWSPAPER NASHVILLE.
>> YEAH, MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
>> HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
>> IT WAS SO GREAT.
TRAVEL IS THE BEST THERAPY.
YOU LEARN.
>> REALLY, JUST GOING TO PLAY WHILE I'M TALKING, OKAY.
>> SORRY, I GUESS I LEFT NASHVILLE BUT NASHVILLE WON'T
LEAVE ME.
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS A STOMACH BUG IN MOROCCO, KIND OF THE
SAISM THING BUT ON A BUS.
>> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "CALL ME KAT."
SEASON 3 PREMIERES TOMORROW AT 9:30 P.M. ON FOX.
CONGRATS ON THE SHOW, WHAT CAN WE LOOK FORWARD TO.
>> MORE OF THE SAISM AND ALSO OF BETTER.
WE HAVE MARIA FERRARI THAT I WORKED WITH ON BINGE BANG
THEORY, AND LAUREN BELL WHO TOOK OVER WITH JIM, SO WE HAVE NEW
BLOOD, NEW WRITERS AND WE'RE ALREADY HAVING A LOT OF FUN
LEARNING A LOT MORE ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS.
AND YOU KNOW, WE'RE VERY COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER AND
WE WERE FROM THE BEGINNING.
BUT FOR US IT IS ONLY GETTING BETTER AS AN ENSEMBLE WHEN WE
GET TO PLAY MORE TOGETHER.
>> James: THE WHOLE COMPANY IS SO BRILLIANT.
THEY JUST SORT OF WERE LIKE 24 NEW EPISODES.
>> 22, WE'VE GOTTEN AN ORDER FOR MORE EVERY YEAR.
>> AND WE PREMIERED DURING COVID WHICH IS NO SMALL FEAT, MAIN
LEAVE OPERATING WITH MASKS, SHIELDS AND GLOVERS AND THINGS
AND SLOWLY WE GET TO SEE MORE OF EACH OTHER, WE ARE STILL PRETTY
LOCKED DOWN, AN INTERESTING WAY TO MAKE A SITCOM.
>> James: ARE YOU THE PERMANENT HOST OF JEOPARDY.
THE SHOW IS HAVING HUGE SUCCESS.
HOW DID YOUR FAMILY, HOW DID YOUR MUM REACT TO THIS?
SHE MUST HAVE BEEN VERY EXCITED.
I ONLY IMAGINE.
>> SHE WAS EXCITE BUD SHE DISPTD HE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT
JEOPARDY IS.
SHE KEPT ASKING ME WHY IS EVERYTHING IN A QUESTION?
>> THAT SAY TRUE STORY.
>> James: AND HOW DID YOU RESPOND?
>> I SAID THAT'S THE SHOW, THAT'S LITERALLY THE SHOW.
YEAH, SHE WILL SEND ME SCREEN SHOTS OF EVERY EPISODE IN CASE I
FORGOT WHAT I WAS WEARING IN THAT PARTICULAR EPISODE AND I
WILL GETS-- LIKE I REALLY LIKE THIS BLAZER, NOT SO CRAZY ABOUT
THIS TOP.
SHE ALWAYS MANAGES TO CAPTURE A SCREEN SHOT WHERE I'M IN THE
MIDDLE MUCH-- LIKE THINGS LIKE GOT A WHOLE HALF HOUR, FIND A
BETTER SCREEN SHOT, YOU KNOW, NO.
>> James: YOU ARE A BIG JEOPARDY FAN.
>> LOVE IT.
DO YOU THINK WOULD YOU DO WELL ON JEOPARDY.
>> James: I DON'T THINK I WOULD DO VERY WELL AT ALL.
I THINK I WOULD BE BAD, I KNOW IT.
>> I DON'T THINK I WOULD GET 200 DOLLARS ON THAT SHOW.
>> YOU KNOW WHO WAS GOOD, THIS GUY.
>> James: REGGIE WATT, DID HE DO WELL.
>> DID YOU WIN?
>> WE CAN'T SAY BUT HE IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY SMART, WELL-READ,
WELL VERSED.
>> James: HE WON, HE WON.
>> I'M NOT SAYING THAT, I'M NOT SAYING THAT.
>> James: HE WON.
HERE YOU GO, THIS IS HOW I KNOW.
THE WINNER OF CELEBRITY JEOPARDY , ANSWER.
WHO IS REGGIE WATTS.
>> NO, YOU SAID THAT, NOT ME.
>> REGGIE, I HEAR THE BUZZ IS TRICKY.
>> MAN, I TELL YOU.
IT IS.
IT SAN ART FORM.
I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD JUST GET SHIPPED BACK TO-- JUST BE LIKE
OH, I FEEL T NOW I FEEL IT I WAS JUST LIKE-- AH, WHAT?
THERE WAS A LOT OF THAT, BUT THEN SOMETIMES, OH, YEAH, SO A
LOT OF THAT.
>> James: WELL, CONGRATS ON WINNING YOUR EPISODE.
>> I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
>> James: WELL DONE.
NOW MAX, THIS IS SUPER EXCITING.
YOUR SECOND CHILDREN'S BOOK, THIS BOOK IS NOT A PRESENT.
TELL US ABOUT THE BOO.
I'M EXCITED FOR THIS.
>> YEAH, SO AM I.
IT IS A FOLLOWUP TO, I DON'T WANT TO READ THIS BOOK.
WE FELT LIKE THERE WAS MORE TO SAY SO THIS IS CALLED, THIS BOOK
IS NOT A PRESENT.
IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN YOUR CHILD AS HAVE I SEEN MINE OPEN UP A
PRESENT AND REALIZE IT IS A BOOK AND BE DISAPPOINTED, THIS IS ALL
THE REASONS WHY.
AND IT IS SORT OF WALKS YOU THROUGH THAT EXPERIENCE.
AND ALLOWS A CHILD TO, DON'T TELL THEM, BUT READ A BOOK ABOUT
THAT EXPERIENCE.
>> James: THAT SAY GREAT IDEA.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> James: WE'RE BACK WITH MAYIM BIALIK AND MAX GREENFIELD.
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS?
>> Reggie: YES, TONIGHT'S QUESTION, THIS ONE SENT IN FROM
TWITTER.
>> YEAH.
>> Reggie: THE EQUINOX IS A PHENOMENON KNOWN TO THE ANCIENT
SENSE, THE ALL-TIME, I'M JUST PARAPHRASING BECAUSE THERE ARE
SOME NAUGHTY WORDS.
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST EQUINOX YOU'VE EVER HAD?
>> I HONESTLY AM NOT A MEMBER OF EQUINOXMENT I WORK OUT AT
CRUNCH.
YOU KNOW, YOU SIGN UP AND THEN YOU ARE A MEMBER FOREVER.
VERY HARD TO GET OUT OF THAT.
SO THAT IS NOT FOR ME.
>> YOM KIP YOU ARE, LAST YEAR.
>> Reggie: YEAH, THAT'S CORRECT.
>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
REGGIE, MAY IMBIALIK, MAX GREEN FIELD.
STAND UP FROM JAMALI MADDIX WHEN WE COME BACK.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A
U.S. NETWORK TELEVISION DEBUT HERE WITH US TONIGHT.
YOU CAN SEE HIM LIVE IN L.A., PORTLAND, AND SEATTLE THIS FALL.
PLEASE WELCOME, YOUR NEW FAVORITE COMEDIAN, JAMALI
MADDIX!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> YO.
THANK YOU.
YO.
WHAT'S GOOD?
HEY, YES, NICE TO BE HERE.
MI FROM ENGLAND AND I KNOW I'M NOT THE GUY OFF THE BROCHURE BUT
I AM ENGLISH, WEIRD BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, BECAUSE
NOBODY KNOWS WHERE I AM FROM.
LIKE EVERYWHERE I GO THINK I AM SOMEWHERE ELSE.
LIKE GENUINELY EVERYWHERE I GO, IN ENGLAND THEY THINK I'M FROM
PAKISTAN AM I WENT TO ISRAEL AND THEY THOUGHT I WAS FROM
PALESTINE.
HERE THEY THINK I'M FROM ARABIA.
I REALIZE THAT I LOOK LIKE EVERY RACE THAT EVERY-- EVERY COUNTRY
HATES.
THANK YOU FOR THAT ONE CLAP, I APPRECIATE IT.
(APPLAUSE) I'M 31 NOW, 31 WHICH IS TRASH.
HATE BEING 316789 I'VE REALIZED HAVE I BECOME IRRELEVANT.
I REALIZED I'M JITION IRRELEVANT NOW.
I AM EAT AT THAT WEIRD STAGE OF IRRELEVANCY.
LIKE I KNOW WHAT TIKTOK S BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY.
LIKE I'M THERE.
LIKE THANK YOU.
THE VIDEOS ARE TOO QUICK.
I HAVE JUST OPENED MY EYES AND THE VIDEO IS DONE.
LIKE I WANT MORE INDIVIDUAL YOVMENT I KNOW, THIS IS WHEN I
REALLY KNEW I WAS IRTD, IT HAPPENED LIKE SIX MONTHS AGO.
I WAS IN LONDON AND I GOT INTO A FIST FIGHT WITH ANOTHER 30 YEAR
OLD MAN.
AND HALFWAY THROUGH THE FIGHT WE BOTH JUST LOOKED AT EACH OTHER
AND SAID SHOULD WE HAVE A BREAK.
I WAS DONE.AT THAT POINT I KNEW- REALIZE I'M SOFT.
I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS A SURVIVOR.
I'M NOT A SURVIVOR.
I'M NOT BUILT FOR THIS LIFE.
I'M TELLING YOU, I REALIZE THIS-- I WAS IN L.A. AND I WAS
DOWNTOWN L.A., GETTING AN UBER AND SITTING IN MY UBERMENT I GET
OUT OF THE UBER AND I LEFT MY PHONE IN THE UBER AND I TRIED TO
CHASE THE UBER BUT I'M NOT AS FAST AS A CAR.
AND IT IS GONE.
AND ONCE I REALIZED THAT HAVE I MY NO FUN AND I HAVE NOTHING,
AND MY PHONE IS EVERYTHING, IT IS EVERYTHING.
IT IS MY COMMUNICATION T IS MY MONEY, IT'S EVERYTHING.
AND THERE WAS AT NO POINT DID I THINK ABOUT THE-- LIKE I DIDN'T
GO MAN, I BETTER LEARN HOW TO READ THE BUS, HAVE A
CONVERSATION.
I LOOKED UP, LOOKED TO THE SIDE AND WENT WHAT?
I LIVE HERE NOW, THAT IS IT.
I LIVE HERE NOW.
(APPLAUSE) AND I SAW A BUNCH OF HOMELESS
PEOPLE.
I AM LIKE THEY ARE NOT EVEN HOMELESS PEOPLE.
THEY ARE JUST PEOPLE THAT LEFT THEIR HOMES IN UBER, AND NOW
THEY LIVE HERE NOW.
I WARE MY LIFE WILL GET BETTERMENT I STARTED THERAPY.
THAT IS MY NEW STUFFMENT I GO TO THERAPY.
THE BEST WAY TO EXPLAIN THERAPY IS EACH WEEK I GO AND HEAR THE
MOST JUICIST GOSSIP BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, IT IS ALL STUFF HAVE I
DONE.
HIS DAD SAID WHAT?
OH YEAH, THAT WAS MY DAD, MY DAD SAID THAT GOT TO FIRE MY
THERAPIST BECAUSE HE HAD TOO MUCH FUN.
HE WILL BE GIGGLING AND STUFF.
I WILL BE LIKE YEAH, THIS IS ABOUT TO END.
YEAH, YEAH, BUT WHERE WOULD I GO?
>> Reggie: WHAT.
>> I'M LIKE WELL, YOU MIGHT FIND OUT NEXT WEEK.
, LEAVE HIM ON A CLIFFHANGER.
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS FUNNY BUT I LIKE SAYING IT, MY
THERAPIST SAID TO ME THAT I'VE GOT TO DO STUFF THAT MAKES ME
FEEL MORE SAFE AND SECURE SO I BROUGHT A-- SAMURAI SWORD.
THAT WAS MY ANSWER.
I WAS JUST LIKE GO AWAY, FEELINGS.
THERAPIST SAID THAT I LIKE CHAOS TOO MUCH.
I THINK THAT'S TRUE.
LIKE I LIKE CHAOS.
I REALIZE THAT AT A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE I REMEMBER ONE TIME,
WHEN I WAS 16 I GOT HIT BY A BRICK.
WELL, OKAY.
IT SOUNDS WORSE.
BASICALLY I'M HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND JAY AND MY FRIEND SAYS
YO, JAMALI, WE'RE GOING TO GO BURGAL A HOUSINGS AND I SAID
ROB, I AIN'T BURGALING NO HOUSE, HE SAID WHAT ARE YOU, A COWARD,
SO I BURGER BURGLED A HOUSE.
NOW WE DIDN'T KNOW SOMEBODY WAS HOME SO WE BURGALED AND IT IS
ONE OF THOSE HOUSES THAT IS SO POSH THAT IT IS DUSTY.
WE ARE TAKING MITS TO STUFF AND WE SEE THIS OLD MAN AT THE TOP
OF THE STAIRS AND I'M THINKING OH CRAP WHAT WILL WE DO ABOUT
THIS OLD MAN, ABOUT FIVE MINUTES LATER HE FINDS US AND STARTS
BEATING ME WITH BRICK.
MY FRIEND JAY RUNS AWAY, CUZ HE'S A GOOD FRIEND.
HE'S IN PRISON NOW.
HA HA.
ANYWAY-- I HAVE BEEN HIT WITH A BRICK AND I'M BLEEDING AND ARE
YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE AND THE LAST THING I HEARD THE GUY SAY,
YOU SEE THAT, YOU SEE THAT, YOU SAID I WAS PARANOID TO LEAVE
LEAD WITH A BRICK.
ANYWAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Reggie: WOW.
>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, COME ON.
WHAT A STAR.
JAMALI MADDIX, SEE HIM LIVE.
JAMALI MADDIX.COM, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: TOMORROW NIGHT, BILLY
EICHNER, MAYA HAWKE, AND MUSIC FROM MOUNT JOY.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME!