1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:06,072 ♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:06,973 ♪ TO PUT SOME GLOVES ON. 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:12,479 ♪ SHOW THE FOOTAGE THAT YOU WILL SEE NOW. 4 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:16,316 ♪ >> Reggie: LADIES AND 5 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:19,386 GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM THE DEEPEST LAKES OF SWITZERLAND, 6 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:32,465 GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY, JAMES CORDEN! 7 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:37,036 >> James: THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, VERY NICE TO SEE YOU, 8 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:39,873 LOVELY, THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. 9 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:43,143 CHEERS, GUYS, THANK YOU. 10 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,179 HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." 11 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:47,046 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 12 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:52,752 BLESS YOU FOR COMING OUT, EVERYBODY. 13 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:53,920 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW 14 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,155 TONIGHT! 15 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,689 SHE IS A TALENTED, AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND DIRECTOR YOU KNOW 16 00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:58,591 FROM HER GROUNDBREAKING SHOW "GIRLS," "TINY FURNITURE," AND 17 00:00:58,658 --> 00:00:59,692 HER PODCAST "THE C WORD." 18 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:03,263 THE UNSTOPPABLE LENA DUNHAM IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! 19 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:08,368 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LENA HOW ARE YOU? 20 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:09,135 I'M SO SHEAP YOU ARE HERE. 21 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:11,971 >> IT'S A PRIVILEGE, IT'S AN HONOR. 22 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:13,106 YOU ARE AN ICON. 23 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,875 >> James: OH, STOP, YOU ARE LOVELY AND AN ICON YOURSELF. 24 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:19,279 YOU KNOW WHAT, IT HAS BEEN AWHILE SINCE-- I HAVE WANTED YOU 25 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:23,016 TO BE ON THE SHOW SINCE ALMOST SHOW ONE AND FINALLY YOU ARE 26 00:01:23,082 --> 00:01:25,718 HERE AND IT FEELS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. 27 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:29,088 >> I KNOW, I FELT LIKE I KEMENT GETTING PETIT STOMACH VIRUSES 28 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:31,391 BUT NOW I'M HERE AND READY. 29 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:34,894 >> James: YOU ARE HERE AND LIVING FOR T WE ARE LIVING FOR 30 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:38,798 YOU, LENA DUNHAM, EVERYBODY. 31 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,834 AND THEY ARE A GRAMMY-NOMINATED, CHART-TOPPING BAND, AND LATER 32 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:43,503 TONIGHT THEY'RE GOING TO PERFORM ONE OF THE SONGS OF THE SUMMER, 33 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:47,373 "I AIN'T WORRIED." 34 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,441 FROM "TOP GUN: MAVERICK." 35 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:51,478 WE LOVE THEM AT THIS SHOW, WE ABSOLUTELY ADORE THEM. 36 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:52,679 THE MIGHTY ONE REPUBLIC IS HERE TONIGHT! 37 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:58,384 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HOW ARE WE DOING? 38 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,320 >> MARGINAL BUT IT IS GETTING BETTER. 39 00:02:00,386 --> 00:02:01,120 >> James: DOING GOOD? 40 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:02,655 >> IT'S IMPROVING MINUTE BY MINUTE. 41 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,058 >> James: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 42 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:07,327 CAN I BE HONEST, AND I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, IT ANNOYS 43 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,095 ME. 44 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,230 >> APOLOGIZE. 45 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:13,533 >> James: YOU SEEM TO GET YOUNGER EVERY TIME YOU COME ON 46 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,837 THE SHOW, AND I LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE AGED 47 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:18,872 A DECADE. 48 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:21,341 LOOK AT YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE 26. 49 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:22,242 >> I APPRECIATE THAT. 50 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:25,078 IT IS L.A., WE HAVE ACCESS TO EVERYTHING. 51 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:25,778 >> James: THAT IS WHAT IT IS. 52 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:26,513 I GET IT. 53 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:32,685 I GET IT ONE REPUBLIC, EVERYBODY. 54 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:38,958 AND HE IS A BRILLIANT COMEDIAN AND ACTOR YOU KNOW AND LOVE FROM 55 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:40,126 "THE NEIGHBORHOOD," THE "BARBERSHOP" MOVIES, AND SO MUCH 56 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:41,160 MORE. 57 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:43,162 THE LEGENDARY CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER IS ON THE SHOW 58 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:46,132 TONIGHT! 59 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:54,173 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) CEDRIC, SO WHAT IS GOING ON, 60 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:54,841 CEDRIC? 61 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:58,945 >> JAMES, I'M OVER HERE. 62 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:02,916 >> James: SORRY, WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE? 63 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:07,420 YOU ARE A GETION ON THE SHOW, YOU ARE MEANT STO BE BACKSTAGE 64 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:12,625 IN THE DRESSING ROOM WITH THE >> LOOK, JAMES. 65 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,927 MY WHOLE CAREER, I'VE HAD TO LIVE UP TO THE MONIKER OF 66 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:15,395 "CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER." 67 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:21,100 JUST ONCE, I WANT SOMEONE TO I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED. 68 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:27,140 SO TONIGHT I'M CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINED. 69 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:30,310 >> James: I GET T I GET THAT, WE POUR OUR SOULS INTO THIS 70 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,612 BUSINESS KNOWN AS SHOW. 71 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:38,685 THEY DON'T SEE THE TEARS BEHIND THE LAUGHTER, THE YEARS SPENT 72 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:43,323 STRUGGLING, SURVIVING ON NOTHING BUT A STEADY DIET OF SALTINES 73 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:44,090 AND. 74 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:45,325 >> WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ME. 75 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:48,695 >> James: YOU ARE RIGHT, CAN I BE HONEST, I WOULD BE MORE THAN 76 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:51,698 HAPPY T WOULD BE AN HONOR TO ENTERTAIN YOU TONIGHT. 77 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:58,104 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO OUR MONOLOGUE, GET READY, WILL YOU 78 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:59,405 LOVE IT, YOU SIT BACK AND RELAX. 79 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:00,173 THIS IS EXCITING. 80 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:02,575 YEAH, LET'S ERCHLT ONLY TAIN. 81 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:06,212 A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS ARE ATTEMPTING TO TEACH ROBOTS, 82 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:12,785 COMEDIC TIMING SO IN THE FUTURE WILL YOU SAY THE ROBOT THAT 83 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:14,921 MURDERED MY FAMILY WAS A REAL CHARACTER. 84 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:15,722 >> YIKES. 85 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,423 >> James: AND, THIS WAS INTERESTING! 86 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:21,594 A RARE BUGATTI DIVO SPORTS CAR IS TURNING HEADS AFTER IT 87 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:24,631 APPEARED FOR SALE ONLINE BY A PRIVATE DEALER WITH THE 88 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:27,233 STAGGERING PRICE TAG OF $10 MILLION. 89 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:31,170 $10 MILLION FOR A CAR? 90 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:33,506 YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT. 91 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:34,607 BUGATTI BE KIDDING ME! 92 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,377 >> BOO! 93 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,612 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO ENTERTAIN US? 94 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:43,950 THIS GUY NEXT TO ME IS LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS. 95 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:47,220 >> James: THAT'S VERY RUDE. 96 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:51,024 RIGHT NOW YOU'RE BEING CEDRIC THE DISRESPECTER. 97 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:54,027 >> I'M SORRY, JAMES, >> TRY SOMETHING ELSE. 98 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:54,527 YOU KNOW HOW TO JUGGLE? 99 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:55,828 >> James: JUGGLING? 100 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:59,699 IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 101 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:05,972 I MEAN I WOULD BUT I VPT GOT ANY BALLS, I CAN'T JUGGLE WITHOUT-- 102 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:06,773 >> LET'S SEE IT. 103 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:12,045 WE WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED! 104 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:14,047 LET'S GO. 105 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:17,150 >> James: NO, YEAH. 106 00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:22,221 >> WOW, THAT WAS PITFUL JAMES, YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO 107 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:24,424 ENTERTAINERS EVERYWHERE, JAMES. 108 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:28,561 ONCE AGAIN, WITHOUT ME, NOBODY GETS ENTERTAINED. 109 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:31,664 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 110 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:35,568 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). 111 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,837 >> James: OKAY. 112 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:41,140 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS, HOW ABOUT WE START WITH A LITTLE 113 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:44,177 MAGIC, ALL RIGHT. 114 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:45,511 BAND? 115 00:05:45,578 --> 00:06:00,126 YEAH, YOU HEAR THAT. 116 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:13,806 ♪ IS. 117 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,308 >> YOU OKAY? 118 00:06:15,374 --> 00:06:17,376 >> I'M GREAT. 119 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:52,211 >> NOW Y'ALL WARMED UP, NOW YOU'RE READY TO REALLY GET THIS 120 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:53,312 PARTY STARTED! 121 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:54,814 LET'S GO! 122 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,916 ♪ DO A LITTLE DANCE. 123 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:57,984 ♪ MAKE A LITTLE LOVE. 124 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,786 ♪ GET DOWN TONIGHT. 125 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:02,421 ♪ GET DOWN TONIGHT. 126 00:07:02,488 --> 00:07:05,258 ♪ DO A LITTLE DANCE. 127 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:06,759 ♪ MAKE A LITTLE LOVE. 128 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:08,561 ♪ GET DOWN TONIGHT. 129 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:13,800 ♪ GET DOWN TONIGHT. 130 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:28,748 ♪ MAKE A LITTLE LOVE. 131 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:29,916 ♪ MAKE A LITTLE LOVE. 132 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:33,953 ♪ GET DOWN TONIGHT. 133 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:39,158 ♪ED GET DOWN TONIGHT. 134 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:54,106 ♪ 135 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:55,875 ♪ 136 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:31,911 ♪ 137 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:33,045 ♪ 138 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:41,254 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). 139 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:46,392 >> James: OH MY! 140 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,060 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. 141 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:50,396 THAT'S CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER. 142 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,964 OH MY. 143 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,332 WOW. 144 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:58,938 THAT WAS-- I MEAN-- I HAD NO, HI NO IDEA YOU COULD PLAY LIKE THAT 145 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:01,140 JUST PLAY US SOMETHING ELSE, GO ON, PLAY US SOMETHING ELSE, 146 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:05,077 QUICKLY NOW, YEAH, YEAH, GO ON, GO ON. 147 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:06,746 >> OF COURSE, YEAH, YEAH. 148 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:16,555 YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST ROLL THE TITLES, GUYS, JUST GO. 149 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:18,858 SNOATD THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" 150 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:22,428 Captioning sponsored by CBS 151 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,096 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! 152 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:27,533 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! 153 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:31,804 ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ 154 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,076 >> James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BLESS YOU, WHAT A GREAT 155 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:40,947 GUY, CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM, 156 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:41,814 LOVE HIM. 157 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,983 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS, KIFNG THE HATS. 158 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,952 NO ONE WEARS A HAT BETTER THAN HIM. 159 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:48,888 HE CAME IN EARLIER TODAY, BASEBALL CAP, THEN HE IS IN A 160 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:52,425 BIG HAT, I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM LOOK-- YOU NEVER SEE HIM WAY HAT 161 00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:53,292 AND THINK OH T DIDN'T WORK. 162 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:54,527 >> NEVER. 163 00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:57,563 >> I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM PULL OFF ONE OF THOSE LIKE STOCKING 164 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,999 CAPS LIKE OLD-FASHIONED PEOPLE WHEN THEY WENT TO SLEEP, YOU 165 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:00,967 KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 166 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:03,636 ONE OF THOSE, LITTLE CUP OF TEA AND A CANDLE. 167 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,372 >> James: HE COULD DO IT, WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS YOU WOULD LIKE 168 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,008 TO SEE HIM PLAY SCROOGE. 169 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,176 >> YEAH. 170 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:12,211 >> James: I DON'T THINK-- I'M NOT A HAT GUY, EVERY NOW AND 171 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:16,248 THEN I WILL GO MAYBE I WILL WEAR A HAT AND I PUT IT ON AND I 172 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:20,186 THINK MAYBE NOT. 173 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:24,056 >> YOU COULD DO A WESTERN HAT, IF YOU WERE IN A WESTERN YOU 174 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,325 WOULD LOOK TOTALLY NATURAL. 175 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:28,561 >> James: BUT I CAN'T WEAR THAT-- . 176 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:29,729 >> Reggie: AS AN EVERY DAY. 177 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:34,066 >> James: I CAN'T PULL OUT OR A FEDDORRA I CANNOT PUT ON A 178 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:34,734 FEDDORA. 179 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,803 >> YES, BECOME A FEDORA GUY. 180 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:42,141 WOULDN'T HE LOOK GREAT IN A FEDORA, EVERYBODY 181 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,376 (APPLAUSE) REASONS IAN, COME ON. 182 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:49,148 >> James: NO, YOU ARE TALKING TO A GUY WHO CAME IN TODAY IN 183 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,716 SWEATPANTS AND JUST A SWEATER. 184 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:54,787 I CAN'T THEN BE LIKE OH, WHAT WOULD GO WELL WITH THIS, MY 185 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:55,755 FEDORA. 186 00:10:55,821 --> 00:11:00,493 MY POINT IS THE FED-- SPHED ORA SETS THE TONE. 187 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:04,730 >> I THINK YOU GO COMFORT DOWN BLOARKS ZOOT SUIT RIOT UP TOP, 188 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:05,765 DO IT. 189 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,234 >> James: OKAY, I WILL TRY T I WILL GIVE IT A SHOT. 190 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,604 MAYBE SHOULD I WEAR A FEDORA FOR THE SHOW, ROB, WOULD YOU BE ALL 191 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,139 RIGHT WITH THAT. 192 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:16,075 >> WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU IN A FEDORA. 193 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,477 >> THERE IS THAT ROB SMILE. 194 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:21,580 >> James: WE COULD DO THIS ALL DAY, WE CAN'T, OUR DUTY CALLS 195 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:25,985 AND IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS. 196 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:29,655 ♪ AND DISES MIGHT PRESSURE FROM THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION RUSH 197 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:33,059 AB-- RURA AND SAUDI ARABIA ANNOUNCED A HUGE CUT TO OIL 198 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:36,028 PRODUCTION WHICH WILL NO DOUBT RAISE PRICES TO GAS THIS FALL, 199 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:43,869 THAT MEANS WE'RE HEADING BACK TO ZOOM THANKSGIVING. 200 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:46,772 RUSSIA AND SAUDI ARABIA ANNOUNCED A HUGE CUT TO OIL 201 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:47,973 PRODUCTION TODAY, WHICH WILL NO DOUBT RAISE GAS PRICES THIS 202 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:48,307 FALL. 203 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,208 OH, WELL. 204 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,242 LOOKS LIKE IT'S BACK TO ZOOM THANKSGIVINGS. 205 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:51,177 RUSSIA AND SAUDI ARABIA ANNOUNCED THEY'RE CUTTING 206 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:51,744 OIL PRODUCTION BY TWO MILLION BARRELS A DAY. 207 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:52,912 IN RETALIATION, THE U.S. 208 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:54,080 ANNOUNCED A HUGE CUT IN THE PRODUCTION OF BUD LIGHT LIME. 209 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:55,247 EVEN THOUGH RUSSIA'S INVASION OF UKRAINE ALREADY PUT A BIG 210 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:56,248 STRESS ON THE WORLD'S OIL AND GAS SUPPLY, THEY'RE CUTTING 211 00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:58,150 PRODUCTION EVEN FURTHER. 212 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:06,492 IT'S WHAT'S KNOWN, IN ECONOMIC TERMS, AS A "TOTAL DICK MOVE." 213 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:15,101 WE THOUGHT THIS WAS ENERGY, ACCORDING TO THE "WALL STREET 214 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,635 JOURNAL," ENERGY DRINK SALES IN THE UNITED STATES HAVE GROWN BY 215 00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:17,937 56% SINCE THE SUMMER OF 2019. 216 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,772 PEOPLE ARE GRAVITATING TO ENERGY DRINKS THAT HAVE VITAMINS, 217 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,307 BETTER TASTE, AND LESS SUGAR THAN OLDER VARIETIES. 218 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:27,446 WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD-FASHIONED COCAINE? 219 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:27,913 YOU KNOW? 220 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,682 >> Reggie: AGREED. 221 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:30,216 >> James: JUST THAT. 222 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:33,319 LITTLE BIT OF COCAINE. 223 00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:34,720 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... 224 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:38,290 ENERGY DRINK SALES SOARED DURING THE PANDEMIC, AT THE EXACT 225 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:42,294 SAME TIME HALF OF THIS COUNTRY WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT GETTING THE 226 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:51,070 VACCINE, WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF CHEMICALS ARE IN THERE?" 227 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,239 >> Reggie: YEAH. 228 00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,574 PART OF THE REASON FOR THE UPTICK IS THEY NOW HAVE GENTLER, 229 00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:57,810 HEALTHIER ENERGY DRINKS. 230 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:00,913 FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU THINK THERE'S TOO MUCH SUGAR AND 231 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,715 CAFFEINE FOR YOU IN ROCKSTAR ENERGY? 232 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:05,718 THEY'VE NOW COME OUT WITH THIS LIGHTER VERSION. 233 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:09,722 "SMOOTH JAZZ PIANO ENERGY." 234 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:10,789 IAN, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 235 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:15,861 WHY DOES EVERYONE NEED TO BE SO ENERGIZED? 236 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,930 ALL THE TIME, WHAT IS THE VIBE HERE? 237 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:23,235 >> I THINK YOU KNOW, PEOPLE WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING. 238 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,171 >> James: YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 239 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,071 >> YOU KNOW. 240 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,339 >> James: I ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE BANG ON. 241 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,708 I THINK IT'S SLEET COMPLETELY WHAT IT IS. 242 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:30,943 >> CAN I SAY ONE THING. 243 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,111 >> James: YEAH. 244 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,079 >> Reggie: THAT GRAPHIC THAT WE HAVE THAT HAS THE ALTERNATE 245 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:34,513 NAME ON IT. 246 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:35,614 >> James: YEAH. 247 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:42,388 >> Reggie: THEY DAY REALLY GOOD JOB MATCHING THAT FONT. 248 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:46,825 >> James: I DON'T, I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER ARE YOU 249 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:47,993 BEING SARCASTIC. 250 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,095 >> I'M SERIOUS, I WAS LIKE THAT IS IMPRESSIVE, THAT IS THE 251 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:53,032 CORRECT FONT, IT'S VERY GOOD. 252 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,667 >> James: YOU CAN PICK-- . 253 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:58,370 >> Reggie: LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS REAL, IT'S GOOD. 254 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,973 A LOT OF TIMES-- . 255 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:06,145 >> James: ON ONE HAND IT IS A HUGE COMPLIMENT TO THE GRAPHICS 256 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,346 DEPARTMENT. 257 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:10,149 ON THE OTHER HAND IT IS MAYBE THE GREATEST DISS YOU CAN GIVE 258 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,551 THE GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT. 259 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:15,421 PICK A NUMBER ONE AND I WILL GIVE THEM AN APPROPRIATE NOISE, 260 00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,656 ONE, TWO, THREE OR FOUR. 261 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:21,026 >> Reggie: THREE. 262 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,094 YES, YES. 263 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:25,164 >> James: THAT WAS ONLY FOR THE GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT. 264 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:32,571 (APPLAUSE) HERE IS A STORY WE SAW, A 265 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,139 >> James: AND, A CANADIAN MAYOR WHO WAS RUNNING UNOPPOSED FOR 266 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,343 REELECTION SUDDENLY HAS AN OPPONENT, AFTER ANOTHER 267 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,045 CANDIDATE SUDDENLY ENTERED THE RACE A DAY BEFORE REGISTRATION 268 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,013 CLOSED. 269 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:45,451 AND, THAT PERSON IS- WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP-- 270 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:52,124 HIS BROTHER, WHOM HE HASN'T SPOKEN TO IN 30 YEARS. 271 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,259 I KNOW. 272 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:56,028 I LOVE THIS! 273 00:14:56,095 --> 00:15:00,499 I LOVE THIS WHOLE STORY, I LOVE IT SO MUCH, I AM GOING TO GET SO 274 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,700 INVESTED IN THIS. 275 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,370 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT PART OF CANADA HE IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR 276 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:05,437 AND I DON'T CARE. 277 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:09,642 I AM SO INTO THE MESSY BULL [BLEEP] OF ALL OF THIS. 278 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,443 I LOVE IT. 279 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:15,014 THE AMAZING THING ABOUT THIS STORY IS THAT THIS ISN'T 280 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,050 ALREADY THE PREMISE OF A HIT SITCOM ON CBS. 281 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,318 IT SOULD BE. 282 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:23,455 HERE'S HOW THEY SHOULD SETTLE THIS ELECTION: ASK THEIR MOM WHO 283 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,058 SHE'S VOTING FOR. 284 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,962 SHE KNOWS THEM BETTER THAN ALL OF US, WHOEVER SHE VOTES FOR, NO 285 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,765 BALANCE THE O, NO NOTHING, WHO ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR, 286 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:39,938 WHOEVER SHE PICKS, THAT'S IT, THEY ARE THE MAN. 287 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:42,041 >> YEAH. 288 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,643 I'M LOOKING FORWARDS TO THE BROTHERS DEBATING EACH OTHER AND 289 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:48,180 BY THE END THEY ARE JUST ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND ONE OF THEM 290 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,316 GOING IS WHY DID YOU KEEP HITTING YOURSELF. 291 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,551 WHY DID YOU KEEP HITTING YOURSELF, IF YOU ARE THAT 292 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,521 CLEVER, WHY DID YOU KEEP HITTING YOURSELF. 293 00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:58,824 AND FINALLY A NEW JERSEY MAN WITH AN ETSY SHOP IS SELLING AN 294 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:02,061 UNUSUAL NEW LAWN DECORATION FOR HALLOWEEN. 295 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:07,266 A $3,000 35 FOOT TALL INFLATABLE FIGURE OF MICHAEL 296 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:11,637 MEYERS FROM THE HALLOWEEN MOVIES, HERE IT IS HERE. 297 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:16,275 LOOK AT THAT IT WON'T TILELY STAB YOU BUT IF YOU SPENT $3,000 298 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:22,514 ON THAT YOUR SPOUSE ABSOLUTELY WILL. 299 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:26,518 I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING. 300 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:30,089 I'M KIDDING, IF YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE, YOU HAVEN'T GOT A SPOUSE. 301 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,658 A 35 FOOT MICHAEL MEYERS. 302 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,594 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO, I WOULD LIKE TO PUT THIS ON 303 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:40,866 OUR FRONT LAWN AND WHEN TRICK OR TREATERS SHOW UP GO SORRY, WE 304 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:46,672 DON'T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN, WE CELEBRATE CINEMA. 305 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,041 I'M SURE A GIANT MICHAEL MYERS IS HARMLESS, BUT JUST TO BE ON 306 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,944 THE SAFE SIDE, I'VE ACTUALLY PUT UP A 35-FOOT-TALL JAMIE LEE 307 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:52,611 CURTIS ON MY LAWN. 308 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,680 AND THAT'S THE NEWS! 309 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:11,630 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 310 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,865 LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT! 311 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,700 HE'S THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF "THE NEIGHBORHOOD." 312 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,169 PLEASE WELCOME CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER! 313 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,504 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Reggie: IT'S CEDRIC THE 314 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:27,279 ENTERTAINER! 315 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,048 SHE DIRECTED AND WROTE THE SCREENPLAY FOR "CATHERINE CALLED 316 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:29,681 BIRDY." 317 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,283 PLEASE WELCOME LENA DUNHAM! 318 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:46,231 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Reggie: IT'S LENA DUNHAM! 319 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:49,968 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Reggie: IT'S LENA DUNHAM! 320 00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:52,237 >> THANK YOU, WHAT A PLEASURE. 321 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:53,071 >> James: AND HERE WE ARE. 322 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:57,209 LOOK AT US, I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE. 323 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,878 TWO OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE, LOTS TO TALK B LENA I WANT TO START, 324 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,881 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND LEWIS JUST CELEBRATED 325 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,383 YOUR FIRST YEAR OF MARRIAGE. 326 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,284 >> WE DID. 327 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,553 >> James: HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE? 328 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:08,854 WHAT WENT DOWN, WHAT DID YOU DO? 329 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:13,892 >> GREAT QUESTION. 330 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:14,893 WELL, I WANT TO STAY IN A LONG-LASTING AND HEALTHY 331 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,128 MARRIAGE LIKE ARE YOU IN. 332 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:20,933 SO IN HOLLYWOOD YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR LIKE 115 YEARS. 333 00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,635 >> James: A HUNDRED YEARS, YEAH. 334 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,571 >> SO I PLANNED A FUN, SEXY GETAWAY AND THIS IS WHAT THE 335 00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:29,241 REST OF HIS LIFE WAS GOING TO BE LIKE, I WAS TIRED SO INSTEAD WE 336 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:29,908 JUST WATCHED DOCUMENTEDDARIES ABOUT MORMONNISM AND FELL 337 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,343 ASLEEP. 338 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,779 >> James: SO YOU SAID WE'RE GOING TO GO AWAY, GET READY. 339 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,914 LET'S GO AND THEN WERE YOU LIKE NO. 340 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:39,651 >> AND THEN I WAS LIKE WHAT ABOUT WE WATCH LIKE EIGHT HOURS 341 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:43,455 OF TELEVISION ABOUT POLYGAMY INSTEAD. 342 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,723 >> NOTHING MORE SEXIER. 343 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:48,160 >> James: NO, WHAT IS THE SECRET, CEDRIC, WHAT IS THE 344 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,496 SECRET TO A LONG, HAPPY MARRIAGE. 345 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,030 GOOD RELATIONSHIP. 346 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,533 >> WATCHING MORMON DOCUMENTSARY. 347 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,534 >> James: THAT'S IT. 348 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:56,702 >> EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. 349 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:57,636 >> THANK YOU FOR AFFIRMS. 350 00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:01,673 >> James: YOU RECENTLY GOTTOR DANED. 351 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,708 >> YES,. 352 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,843 >> James: YOU MARRIED YOUR FRIEND RUSSELL PETTERS. 353 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,078 >> I DID. 354 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:08,447 >> James: IS THIS THE NEW SIDE HUSTLE, CEDRIC THE OFFICIAL ANT. 355 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:12,284 >> YEAH, I FOUND THERE WAS GOOD MONEY IN IT, IN JUST MARRYING 356 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:13,485 RANDOM PEOPLE. 357 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:16,088 I GOT ORDAINED ON THE INTERNET LIKE SO MANY PEOPLE AND JUST, 358 00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:19,224 AND THEN I JUST WANTED TO BE MORE OF A BLACK MINISTER ABOUT 359 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:23,629 IT DO YOU LOVE HER? 360 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:24,229 HA. 361 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,097 PRAISE HER. 362 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:28,734 YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER ALL THE TIME. 363 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,302 AND I RAISED A COLLECTION. 364 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:33,472 SO I RAISED MY OWN COLLECTION JUST, YOU KNOW T WAS NO REASON 365 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:37,242 TO DO T I JUST, IT IS LIKE BLACK CHURCH, YOU DON'T COST YOU MONEY 366 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:40,412 TO GO IN, IT JUST COSTS YOU MONEY TO LEAVE. 367 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:41,647 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 368 00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:44,550 >> HAD I KNOWN A YEAR AGO THAT THIS WAS SCG YOU WERE INTERESTED 369 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,350 IN. 370 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,152 >> YES, I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO DO IT. 371 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:50,222 >> I WOULD HAVE PAID ANY AMOUNT UP TO $350. 372 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:54,126 >> James: ANY AMOUNT UP TO AND INCLUDING. 373 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,260 >> AND INCLUDES $350. 374 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,129 NOT TO MENTION THE COLLECTION WHICH WITH YOU WOULD HAVE 375 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,330 GOTTEN. 376 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,499 >> WHICH I WOULD HAVE RAISED ON MY OWN WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN 377 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:01,667 GREAT. 378 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,502 >> James: LENA I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, LOVELY TO 379 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,638 HAVE YOU IN LOS ANGELES, WHEN YOU STAYED IN THE PAST YOU 380 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,441 STAYED IN MALIBU BUT I ALSO KNOW YOU DON'T DRIVE. 381 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:10,642 >> I DON'T DRIVE. 382 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,678 >> James: SO WHEN YOU ARE UP IN MALIBU AND YOU ARE THERE, HOW 383 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,112 DOES ONE GET AROUND. 384 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,648 >> WELL, I WAS LIVING IN A TRAILER PARK IN MALL I BUT. 385 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,849 >> NICE. 386 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:22,688 >> SO I DON'T WANT TO PICTURE ME IN SOME EXPENSIVE SEXY NANCY 387 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:25,557 MEYERS HOUSE, THIS WAS A TRILL TRAILER. 388 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,093 THE WATER WAS PLUGGED INTO THE GROUND BY A CORD THAT I COULD 389 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,294 LITERALLY PULL OUT. 390 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:32,731 SO I SCO PICK MY HOUSE UP AND MOVE IT AND THE YEAH THAT YOU 391 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,133 GET AROUND THE TRAILER PARK IS A GOLF CART. 392 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,401 >> James: RIGHT. 393 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,804 >> SO THAT WAS BIG FOR ME BECAUSE ST THE FIRST VEHICLE I 394 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:39,972 HAVE EVER OWNED. 395 00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:41,139 >> James: RIGHT. 396 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:44,009 >> SO I CALLED THE GOLF CART LEASING COMPANY AND SAID WHAT 397 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,979 YOU DO YOU HAVE, THEY OFFERED ME THINGINGS WITH BELL, WHISTLES, 398 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,514 SOLAR PO WEMPLET I SAID I WANT THE CHEAPEST PIECE OF GARBAGE 399 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,682 THAT YOU HAVE. 400 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:57,923 SO I GOT LIKE A $2002 BROKEN TAIL LIGHT ONLY TURNED ON 401 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,959 SOMETIMES BUT I WAS SO PROUD OF IT AS IF I HAD THE LATEST BMW 402 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:01,860 BECAUSE IT WAS PLIEN. 403 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,128 >> James: HEUER. 404 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,898 >> SO I WAS LIVING UP THERE AND PREMEETING MY HUSBAND, A 405 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:11,103 GENTLEMAN CAME OVER FOR A DATE, A GENTLEMAN CALLER AND I THOUGHT 406 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:14,606 WHY DON'T I SHOW HIM WHAT A HIP AND SWINGING CHICK I AM AND TAKE 407 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:18,610 HIM DOWN TO THE BEACH IN MY GOLF CART, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP. 408 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:22,581 AND THEN ON THE WAY BACK UP THE HILL T STALLED AND IT STOPPED. 409 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,616 >> OF COURSE. 410 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,084 >> BECAUSE I BOUGHT THE CHEAPEST ONE. 411 00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,185 >> James: RIGHT. 412 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:29,454 >> AND SO WE HAD TO PUSH IT BACK UP THE HILL TOGETHER. 413 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:30,756 >> THAT'S NO FUN. 414 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,625 >> AND LIKE I CAN'T EVEN WALK UP A HILL. 415 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:38,430 SO TO DO IT WHILE ALSO PUSHING LIKE A TON OF METAL. 416 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:41,433 SO I AM JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SPOILER WHICH IS I DIDN'T 417 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,000 MARRY HIM. 418 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:45,470 I MARRIED SOMEONE ELSE. 419 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:46,838 DIDN'T WORK OUT. 420 00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:49,941 >> THAT IS SUCH A BONDING EVENT THOUGH. 421 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:53,145 >> HE DIDN'T SEEM AS TURNED ON AS I THOUGHT HE WOULD BY ME, 422 00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:56,014 HUFFING, PUFFING, DRENCHING MY CLOTHING IN SWEAT AS A MOANED 423 00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:58,183 AND SCREAMED WY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME. 424 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,952 >> James: AND THEN I IMAGINE THE FINAL STRAW IS WHEN YOU GOT 425 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:06,858 TO THE TOP AND WERE YOU LIKE, LET'S WATCH THE MORMON 426 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:07,659 DOCUMENTARY. 427 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:08,393 >> IN MY TRAILER. 428 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,995 >> HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE. 429 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:13,699 >> James: HAD YOU KNOWN CEDRIC, OBVIOUSLY A YEAR AGO, HE 430 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:14,700 COULD HAVE MARRIED YOU. 431 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:17,335 BEFORE THAT YOU ARE QUITE THE DRIVING INSTUCTOR. 432 00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:19,971 COULD YOU TEACH LENA TO DRIVE BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ALL OF YOUR 433 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:20,706 KIDS. 434 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:21,807 >> I TAUGHT ALL MY KIDS TO DRIVE. 435 00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,041 >> James: WHAT IS THE TRICK. 436 00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:27,412 >> LUCKY FOR US IN CALIFORNIA, YOU KNOW, WE HAD THE LAWS PASSED 437 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:30,782 FOR CAN I BUSINESS SO EAT A GUMIE BEFORE, WHILE YOU ARE 438 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,983 TEACHING THE KIDS. 439 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:35,153 YOU GOT TO BE RELAXED, THE KIDS BECAUSE THEY WILL DRIVE YOU 440 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:39,791 CRAZY SO YOU JUST EAT A GUMMY AN BE LIKE YEAH, THAT'S COOL, LIKE 441 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:43,729 MAKING LOVE, MAN, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, YOU DOING GOOD, MAN. 442 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,997 >> THAT'S SO NICE, THIS IS MY KIND OF GUY. 443 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,032 >> YOU KNOW. 444 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,934 >> James: YOU WILL LOVE HIM EVEN MORE AFTER THIS. 445 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:54,573 THIS IS CEDRIC AT THE SUPER BOWL, HANGING OUT WITH BRINS 446 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:54,873 HARRY. 447 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:55,607 >> YES. 448 00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:56,408 >> James: HOW DID YOU GET ALONG. 449 00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:58,310 I IMAGINE YOU GOT ON GREAT, YOU TWO. 450 00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:02,114 >> THAT WAS A GOOD TIME, THE SUPER BOWL WAS HAPPENING AND YOU 451 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,816 KNOW, THE PRIPS WAS THERE AND I WAS LIKE OH MAN, I WALKED UP TO 452 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,552 HIM AND HE WAS LIKE I WOULD LOVE TO GO DOWN ON THE PITCH. 453 00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:10,322 AND I WAS LIKE NO, THIS IS A FOOTBALL GAME. 454 00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:12,824 WE DON'T PITCH HERE IN THE. 455 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,059 BASEBALL WE PITCH. 456 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:17,229 >> HE SAID NO, I WANTED TO GO TO THE PITCH. I DIDN'T GET IT I 457 00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:20,432 DIDN'T GET IT HE MEANT THE FIELD AND I WAS LIKE I GOT YOU, BRO. 458 00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:23,535 SO YOU KNOW, I HAD TO PLUG. 459 00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:27,072 MEANING THAT I HAD TO HOOKUP AND I WALKED HIM DOWN TO THE FIELD. 460 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:30,909 AND I WAS LIKE I HAVE THE PRINCE HARRY WITH ME, IT'S COOL. 461 00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:34,813 I WAS THE MAN, YOU KNOW, LIKE I GOT PRINCE HARRY WITH ME, 462 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,083 EVERYBODY, IT'S COOL T IS ME, PRINCE HARRY, MY DUDE RIGHT 463 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,285 HERE, THE GUY WITH THE GLASSES AND PRIRNS HARRY. 464 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:43,388 BE LIKE I TELL YOU PRINCE HARRY WAS WITH ME, ALL RIGHT, COOL, WE 465 00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:48,293 GOING IN, I TOLD HIM TO GET SOME CONFETTI, DANGLE THAT IN HIS 466 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,461 BROTHER'S FACE. 467 00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:52,430 YOUR BROTHER DON'T HAVE CONFETTI, MAN. 468 00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:55,567 >> THIS IS THE COMMENTARY THAT WE NEEDED ON THE ROYAL FAMILY 469 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:56,434 FOR THE LAST. 470 00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:57,536 >> OH MY GOD. 471 00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:01,139 >> James: HANG ON, YOU SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN THE U.K. 472 00:24:01,206 --> 00:24:02,407 >> YEAH. 473 00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:03,575 >> James: YOU MIXED IT UP WITH THE ROYALS. 474 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:04,543 >> NO. 475 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,344 DO YOU THINK I WOULD PASS A VETTING PROCEDURE? 476 00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,613 >> James: I THINK YOU MIGHT, YOU COULD. 477 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,815 >> I DON'T KNOW. 478 00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:12,651 I THINK THAT YOU KNOW, HE HAS GOT THE ENTERTAINER FIX AFTER 479 00:24:12,717 --> 00:24:13,451 HIS NAME. 480 00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:14,886 ARE YOU A TRUE ENTERTAINER. 481 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,088 I AM JUST SOME LADY. 482 00:24:17,155 --> 00:24:20,859 BUT SO I HAVEN'T BUT YOU KNOW WHO I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO MEET. 483 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:24,996 >> James: GO ON CONDITIONS CAMILA. I THINK SHE IS 484 00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:26,264 INCREDIBLE. 485 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,867 I THINK SHE JUST GOT THROUGH ALL THAT PUBLIC MOCKERY BECAUSE SHE 486 00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,068 LOVED HIM SO MUCH. 487 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:33,939 AND NOW SHE'S SITTING PRETTY AS THE QUEEN CON SORT, LET'S DO 488 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:34,940 THIS, GIRL! 489 00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:36,808 >> James: THERE YOU GO. 490 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,845 I KNOW SHE'S WATCHING SO. 491 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:46,751 >> I HONOR YOU CAMILA AND I HOPE TO-- I ASPIRE TO A HAIR STYLE AS 492 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:49,087 PRACTICAL AND IS I DUCTIVE AS YOURS. 493 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,322 >> James: AND EBB DOGGER. 494 00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:54,726 WE WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON THE FIFTH SEE SOFN THE NEIGHBOR 495 00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,928 HOOTD, YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIRECT AND STAR IN THE 100th 496 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,431 EPISODE. I KNOW YOU HAVE DIRECTED ON THE SHOW BEFORE. 497 00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:02,901 WHEN YOU ARE DIRECTING THE SHOW, HOW DO THE CAST TREAT YOU AS A 498 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:03,435 DIRECTOR? 499 00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:04,703 HOW DO YOU GET ALONG? 500 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:07,973 >> BASICALLY THEY KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW, I'M THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER 501 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:12,043 AND YOU KNOW, SO THEY KNOW WHERE THEIR BREAD IS BUTT ERRED. 502 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:13,545 GIVE IT UP FOR ME, THAT'S ALL. 503 00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,714 WHEN I WALK IN, JUST GIVE ME MINE, THAT'S IT. 504 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:21,920 SO MAX, TISHINNA THEY ALL GET IN LINE. 505 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:23,154 THEY ARE GOOD. 506 00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:26,925 THEY'RE ALL GREAT PROFESSIONALS AND SO WHEN I DIRECT I USUALLY 507 00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:31,897 WEAR A NICE COLONIAL HAT, YOU KNOW, LIKE I'M LIKE COME AND 508 00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:34,432 EARRINGS A SHIP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND TO LET THEM KNOW I 509 00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:36,501 AM THE GUY IN CHARGE. 510 00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:39,571 AND THAT'S IT, THAT IS HOW YOU DIRECT. 511 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:40,205 THAT SAUL YOU GOT TO DO, JAMES. 512 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:41,406 >> James: THAT IS ALL IT IS. 513 00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:46,344 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM "THE NEIGHBORHOOD," WHICH 514 00:25:46,411 --> 00:25:47,512 AIRS MONDAYS AT 8:00 ON CBS, AND IS AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON 515 00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:49,314 PARAMOUNT+. 516 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,217 >> IS IT TRUE BLACK PEOPLE DON'T DO THERAPY. 517 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:53,785 >> NO, MAN, THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 518 00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:54,152 >> LOTS OF BLACK PEOPLE DO THERAPY, I'M SUR PLIETIONED AT 519 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:54,986 YOU, DAVID. 520 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:58,957 >> I DIDN'T SAY IT, THAT WAS YOUR DAD. 521 00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:01,226 >> OH, NO, YEAH, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE. 522 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:02,460 >> YES, IT DOES. 523 00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:07,499 BECAUSE WHEN I HAVE PROSHES, I SUFFER ON THE INSIDE LIKE A REAL 524 00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:08,700 MAFNLT. 525 00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:11,369 >> CALVIN, THAT IS RIDICULOUS, WILL YOU JUST LET ME HELP YOU. 526 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:13,405 >> JUST GIVE UP, POP, HE ALREADY IN THE HOUSE. 527 00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:15,807 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE. 528 00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:16,675 GO ON. 529 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:22,047 >> ALL RIGHT, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 530 00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:22,681 >> NOT YOU TWO. 531 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:25,083 GET OUT. 532 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:27,152 >> James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK 533 00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:41,366 >> I'VE RIDDEN ALL THIS WAY, ACTUALLY INCURRED SEVERAL 534 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,403 INJURIES DURING THE PROCESS. BECAUSE HERK LESS IS BROADER 535 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:46,805 THAN YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, SO IF YOU COULD JUST TELL ME. 536 00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:50,508 >> NO, NO, WE KNOW YOU REALLY SHURPT HAVE BOTHERED. 537 00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:53,945 >> WE'RE JUST A BIT CONFUSED WHY YOU WOULD TRAVEL ALL THIS WAY 538 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:58,450 >> SHE'S A CREATURE, A VIAL CREATURE, ALL THE TEETH AND HAIR 539 00:26:58,516 --> 00:27:00,852 AND VOMIT AND SNOT. 540 00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:02,420 >> SOME SAY SHE HAS A THIRD EAR. 541 00:27:02,487 --> 00:27:03,488 >> SHE DOES. 542 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,490 >> HAVE YOU SEEN THE THIRD EAR. 543 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:06,891 >> I'VE SEEN IT. 544 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:07,392 >> WHERE. 545 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,693 >> BACK OF HER EAR. 546 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,894 >> IS IT FUNCTIONAL. 547 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:10,829 >> SPARE. 548 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:14,899 >> ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE A WIN ESCH, STAND BY. 549 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,302 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 550 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:18,903 THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "CATHERINE CALLED BIRDY," WHICH IS IN 551 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,906 THEATERS NOW, AND STREAMING ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO THIS FRIDAY! 552 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:22,907 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM. 553 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,744 I LOVE EVERYTHING I EVER DO, HAVE EVER MADE. 554 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:26,945 THIS IS RIGHT UP THERE. 555 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:31,916 YOU DIRECTED THE FILM, WROTE THE SCREENPLAY, FOR ANYONE THAT 556 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,485 DOESN'T KNOW, TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT. 557 00:27:33,551 --> 00:27:40,458 >> IT IS ABOUT A GIRL FLT YEAR 1290, A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED 558 00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:43,294 CATHERINE-- CATHERINE WHO LIVING HER CAREFREE CHILDHOOD AND SHE 559 00:27:43,361 --> 00:27:50,268 GETS HER PERIOD AND HER PARENTS DECIDE IT IS TIME TO MARRY HER 560 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:54,406 BATTLE TO MAINTAIN HER AUTONOMY, SO LITERLLY IT IS A PERIOD 561 00:27:54,472 --> 00:27:58,943 PIECE ABOUT GETTING YOUR PERIOD T IS A PERIOD PERIOD PIECE. 562 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:03,214 THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER JRS WHY DID THEY NOT GO WITH THAT ON 563 00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:04,382 THE POSTER. 564 00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:08,119 >> I GENUINELY SCRKS I THOUGHT YOU COULD DO IT IS A PERIOD 565 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,221 PIECE WAY BIG OLD PERIOD. 566 00:28:10,288 --> 00:28:13,691 AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHY DON'T WE NOT LEAD SO HARD INTO THE 567 00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:14,626 PERIODS. 568 00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:18,630 >> James: IN CINEMAS-- CINEMAS, ONCE A MONTH. 569 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:19,864 >> THAT'S SO GOOD. 570 00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:22,467 >> James: THE FILM IS BASED ON A BOOK THAT I KNOW MEANT A GREAT 571 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:23,902 DEAL TO YOU AS A CHILD. 572 00:28:23,968 --> 00:28:27,272 I IMAGINES YOUR PARENTS MUST HAVE BEEN VERY EXCITED WHEN THEY 573 00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:30,375 HEARD YOU WERE GOING TO DIRECT THIS ADAPTATION OF THIS FILM. 574 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:33,678 >> I DON'T THINK MY PARENTS ARE EVER THAT EXCITED ABOUT NIK THAT 575 00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:34,879 I DO. 576 00:28:34,946 --> 00:28:39,717 BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT IF I MOANGS THEM I SAY OH MY GOD, MY 577 00:28:39,784 --> 00:28:45,490 PARENTS HELPED SCULPT ME AND THEY TOLD ME, YOU KNOW G FOR IT 578 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,659 THEY ARE LIKE WE DIDN'T SAY THAT. 579 00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,594 BUT IF I DON'T MENTION THEM I'M ALSO IN TROUBLE. 580 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,629 SO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS RIGHT. 581 00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:53,331 >> James: YEAH. 582 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,633 >> BUT I THINK LIKE EVERYTHING I DO THEY ARE LIKE OH, HER AGAIN. 583 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,735 IS THE VIBE. 584 00:28:57,802 --> 00:29:02,974 AND THEN MY YOUNGER BROTHER EATS A SANDWICH AND THER ARE LIKE CAN 585 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:03,975 YOU BELIEVE. 586 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:06,478 >> James: REALLY, YOU ARE JUST LIKE HE'S AMAZING. 587 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:10,682 >> HE'S AMAZING AND I'M JUST SOME LADY, BEGIN. 588 00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:14,652 >> James: CEDRIC T SAY GREAT EXAMPLE OF NECESSITY IS THE 589 00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:17,255 MOTHER OF INVENTION, SOMETHING CALLED, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU 590 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:20,892 ABOUT THIS, SOMETHING CALLED A NEW FASHION TREND SWEEPING THE 591 00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:23,394 WORLD, THE SWEATER LEG COVERS. 592 00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:24,262 >> YES. 593 00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:25,396 >> James: WHAT IS THE STORY BEHIND THIS? 594 00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:29,200 WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE, TALK ME THROUGH ALL OF THIS. 595 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,536 >> I'M IN CAAN. 596 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,938 I WANT TO GO INTO THIS CLUB AND THEY WON'T LET ME GO IN BECAUSE 597 00:29:34,005 --> 00:29:35,607 HAVE I ON SHORTS. 598 00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:39,244 AND I JUST SAW SOME GIRLTS WITH SOME OF SWEATERS. 599 00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:42,547 AND WAS LIKE HEY, ARE YOU NOT GOING TO WEAR THAT IN THERE, ARE 600 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,781 YOU? 601 00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:46,784 AND SO I TOOK THEIR SWEATERS AND WRAPPED IT AROUND MY LEG VERY 602 00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:50,522 FASHION FORWARD, VERY ALEXANDER McQUEERNTION YOU KNOW, A LOT 603 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:54,325 OF THE NEW PEOPLE DO T ALL THE KIDS. 604 00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:55,894 >> UNIS BELIEVABLE. 605 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,862 >> SWEATER LEGGINGS. 606 00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:00,598 >> AND YOU CAN JUST POP ANYTHING YOU WANT INTO THOSE LITTLE 607 00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:01,399 SWEATER LEGGINGS. 608 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,535 >> COULD YOU DO ALL KINDS OF STUFF. 609 00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:04,569 YOU HAVE POCKETS. 610 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,539 >> James: WHAT DOES THE DOORMAN SAY WHEN AW RIFED. 611 00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:09,674 >> HE SAID WHOA, THAT'S VERY HIP. 612 00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:11,509 AND I WAS LIKE YES. 613 00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:14,379 THESE ARE SWEATER LEGGINGS, BRO. 614 00:30:14,445 --> 00:30:17,649 AND HE WAS GOING TO LET ME IN, HE JUST TOLD ME I COULDN'T TAKE 615 00:30:17,715 --> 00:30:18,850 THEM OFF THE WHOLE TIME. 616 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:22,787 AND THAT IS WHERE THE PROBLEM WAS, BECAUSE THEY KEPT SLIDING 617 00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:23,922 DOWN. 618 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:26,925 >> IF WE CAN GET A TIGHTER PROTOTYPE, I AM JUST SAYING I 619 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,259 WOULD INVEST. 620 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,061 >> OKAY, I'M ACTUALLY COMING OUT WITH A LINE. 621 00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:33,565 >> James: NEXT WEEK LET'S GO TO SHARK TANK AND PITCH, THIS 622 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:34,499 THE THREE OFICIAN. 623 00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:36,568 HASHTAG SWEATER LETTERINGS. 624 00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:38,970 >> THE MOST UNEXPECTED COMBINATION IN SHOW BUSINESS, 625 00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:41,906 PITCHING THE MOST UNEXPECTED ITEM IN FASHION. 626 00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:42,941 >> I DISAGREE. 627 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:49,514 >> James: I ACTUALLY THINK IT IS COMPLETELY RIGHT. 628 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:50,848 REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUESTS THIS 629 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:52,050 EVENING? 630 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:56,187 MOST OF YOU ARE SPERPSED IN DISH THINGS, ARE YOU INTO VIRTUAL 631 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:57,355 REALITY. 632 00:30:57,422 --> 00:31:00,091 >> DURING COVID I DID PURCHASE SOME VIRTUAL REALITY GOGGLES 633 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:04,028 BECAUSE MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT DURING THE SAME DAY HE HAD BOTH 634 00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:09,434 BEEN TO THE FJORDS IN ICELAND AND THEN BEEN INSIDE A PORN AND 635 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,303 I WAS LIKE YEAH, I'LL TRY. 636 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:15,340 BUT I NEVER TOOK THEM OUT OF THE BOX. 637 00:31:15,406 --> 00:31:19,944 I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, I NEVER TOOK THEM OUT OF THE BOX. 638 00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:20,945 >> James: YOU WANTED TO. 639 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:23,348 >> I AM AFRAID I WILL NEVER COME BACK OUT, YEAH. 640 00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:27,018 >> James: AND VIRTUAL REALITY, CEDRIC. 641 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:30,788 >> VIRTUAL REALITY S THAT A REAL REALITY BECAUSE I'M IN IT. 642 00:31:30,855 --> 00:31:32,323 >> I THINK YOU MIGHT BE IN IT RIGHT NOW. 643 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,691 >> I THINK SO. 644 00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:36,060 >> James: REGS? 645 00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:39,330 >> Reggie: YES, THAT'S TRUE. 646 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,665 EVERYTHING THAT YOU JUST SAID. 647 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:44,002 >> COME BY ME AND SEE IF OUR HANDS GO RIGHT THROUGH EACH 648 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:44,736 OTHER. 649 00:31:44,802 --> 00:31:47,872 >> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE. 650 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:49,440 PLEASE THANK OUR INCREDIBLE GUESTS, LENA DUNHAM AND CEDRIC 651 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:50,541 THE ENTERTAINER. 652 00:31:50,608 --> 00:31:51,909 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RYAN TEDDER FROM ONEREPUBLIC! 653 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:10,662 >> James: WELCOME BACK, AND LOOK AT YOU, YOU LUCKY, LUCKY 654 00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:14,232 THINGSES, LOOK WHO IS AT AT THE BAR, NONE OTHER THAN RYAN TEDDER 655 00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:16,534 IS HERE, BLESS YOU FOR COMING, WE LOVE IT EVERY TIME YOU ARE 656 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:20,805 HERE, SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT, YOU FINISHED A HUGE U.S. TOUR AND 657 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:24,275 THEN YOUR WORLD TOUR KICKS OFF LATER THIS MONTH? 658 00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:27,178 >> KICKS OFF, IT STARTED IN THE SPRING, KICKS OFF THIS MONTH. 659 00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:30,381 WE GO BACK TO EUROPE, MIDDLE EAST, SOUTH AFRICA AND BACK TO 660 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:31,482 ASIA, IT KEEPS GOING. 661 00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:33,851 >> James: HOW DO YOU KEEP A TOUR THAT IS THIS LONG AND 662 00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:36,321 PLAYING TO THIS MANY PEOPLE, HOW DO YOU KEEP IT FRESH. 663 00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:40,024 >> WE HAVE BEEN A BAND FOR 15 YEARS, STARTED WITH APOLOGIZE, 664 00:32:40,091 --> 00:32:43,061 LED UP TO NOW, IN THAT TIME HAVE I WRITTEN A LOT OF SONGS FOR 665 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:46,164 OTHER ARTISTS, I HAVE NEVER SANG THOSE SONG, DIFFERENT HIT 666 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:47,932 RECORDS FOR 15 YEARS. 667 00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:49,867 I HAD NEVER REALLY DONE THOSE IN OUR CONCERT. 668 00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:51,102 WE STARTED ADDING THEM. 669 00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:55,406 WE DO ABOUT A 20 MINUTE CONCERT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE REPUBLIC 670 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:57,942 WHEN GI FROM BLEEDING LOVE. 671 00:32:58,009 --> 00:32:59,344 >> I KNOW ST YOUR FAVORITE. 672 00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:04,015 >> James: SINGLE GRETTEST POP SONG. 673 00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:09,253 >> YOU SAID YOU WILL NOT BEAT IT W I SAID IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR 674 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,891 YOU TO BEAT THE BILL YANS OF THAT, THE TIGHTEST SNAIR DRUM. 675 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:16,160 >> SO YOU STARTED DOING THESE SOLOS. 676 00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:17,628 >> James: LIKE WHAT, HALO. 677 00:33:17,695 --> 00:33:23,534 >> HALO, BEYONCE, ADELE, RUMOR HAS T I DO SOME MAROON 5. 678 00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:25,203 I DO LIL NAS X. 679 00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:26,371 SOMEONE TO LOVE ME. 680 00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:31,442 I KIND OF JUMP ELLIE GOULDING, WHEN THE LIGHTS GOING DOWN. 681 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:33,778 >> James: JUST A HIT FACTORY. 682 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,147 >> I JUMP AND SUCK. 683 00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:39,384 >> I'M A SUCKER FOR YOU, SO WE DO AN ENTIRE CONCERT IN THE 684 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:42,153 CONCERT AND WE STARTED IT TWO MONTHS AGO AND IT WENT OFF. 685 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:45,223 SO THAT IS IT, KEEPS IT FRESH. 686 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:48,359 >> James: YOU KNOW WHEN IT MOST GOES OFF. 687 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:48,960 >> BLEEDING LOVE. 688 00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:50,228 >> James: CORRECT. 689 00:33:50,294 --> 00:33:53,564 YOU RECORDED WITH SO MANY TRULY GREAT ARTISTS, EVERYONE WANTS TO 690 00:33:53,631 --> 00:33:54,832 WORK WITH YOU. 691 00:33:54,899 --> 00:33:56,968 DO YOU HAVE A SESSION, LIKE THAT PARTICULARLY STANDS OUT AS BEING 692 00:33:57,034 --> 00:34:00,238 THE MOST FUN OR MEMORABLE OR MOST MEANINGFUL. 693 00:34:00,304 --> 00:34:03,141 >> THE MOST-- HAVE I HAD SOME CRAZY MEEMENTSES. 694 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:07,512 WITH ICONS THAT I WORSHIPED IN MY LIFELIKE YOU 2, PETER 695 00:34:07,578 --> 00:34:08,045 GABRIEL. 696 00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:09,280 THEY WERE INCREDIBLE. 697 00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:13,518 THE ONE THAT STANDS OUT THE MOST IS PAUL McCARTH NEE, HI SPENT 698 00:34:13,584 --> 00:34:16,020 A WEEK IN THE U.K. WITH HIS STUDIO, WITH ALL THE INSTRUMENTS 699 00:34:16,087 --> 00:34:19,757 OF EVERY BEATLES ALBUM, HE HAS ALL OF THEM. 700 00:34:19,824 --> 00:34:22,827 IF YOU SAY TO PAUL, YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY LOVED, ELEANOR 701 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,830 RIGBY AND WILL GO, DO YOU KNOW WHAT, THE DISORREE ABOUT THAT, 702 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:29,867 AND HE TELLS ME, THESE ARE THE ORIGINAL KOWRDS, IT WASN'T 703 00:34:29,934 --> 00:34:33,738 ELEANOR RIGBY T WAS A DIFFERENT WE, LET IT BE, HE TELLS HOW HE 704 00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:39,110 WROTE, THAT HEY JUDE, TOLD ME HOW HE WROTE THAT, IT WAS 705 00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:39,777 AMAZING. 706 00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:42,780 >> James: THAT IS AZ AMAZING. 707 00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:48,319 AFTER THE BRAKES WILL YOU SING YOUR SONG T IS IN THE VOLLEYBALL 708 00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:50,455 SCENE IN "TOP GUN: MAVERICK." 709 00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:51,789 HOW DID THAT COME ABOUT? 710 00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:55,827 WHO REACHES OUT TO YOU TO SAY, THE ICONIC SCENE IN THE FIRST 711 00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:58,729 MOVIE, ICONIC IN THE SECOND, WHO REACHES OUT TO YOU. 712 00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:00,598 >> PUT YOURSELF IN MID COVID BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE WE WERE. 713 00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:06,537 I GET A CALL FROM A GUY NAMED RANDY SPINLOVE AT PAR A MOUNT 714 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:07,772 PICTURES. 715 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,740 HE SAYS I HAVE AN INTERESTING CALL FOR YOU, YOU CAN JUMP ON A 716 00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:14,412 ZOOM TOMORROW WITH TOM CRUISE AND BRUSHING HEILER, WE NEED A 717 00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:19,650 SONG FOR THE PIVOT ALL VOLLEYBALL SIRNTION THEY HAD 718 00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:25,122 TRIED 30 SCENES, TOM TELLS ME HOW IMPORTANT IT S IT WAS ON A 719 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:29,460 THURSDAY, 24 HOURS LATER, I GET UP EARLY, WRITE THE SONG WITH 720 00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:32,463 MY-BASE PLAYER, WE HAND HIM THE SONG THAT AFTERNOON AND TOM 721 00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:36,367 CALLS ME KIND OF FREAKING OUT, DON'T WRITE ANY MORE SONGING, 722 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:38,169 THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT, DONE. 723 00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:39,637 >> James: THE SONG IS A SMASH. 724 00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:43,774 WILL YOU PERFORM IT RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK, DON'T GO ANYWHERE, 725 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,843 ONE REPUBLIC ARE HERE WHEN WE COME BACK. 7 726 00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:58,456 SWRZ >> James: WELCOME BACK. 727 00:35:58,523 --> 00:35:59,490 HERE PERFORMING "I AIN'T WORRIED," PLEASE WELCOME 728 00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:03,194 ONEREPUBLIC! 729 00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:11,502 (WHISTLING) ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN 730 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:13,371 TOLD. 731 00:36:13,437 --> 00:36:16,774 ♪ BUT TIME IS RUNNING OUT NO NEED TO TAKE IS IT SLOW. 732 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,377 ♪ I'M STEPPING TO YOU TOE TO TOE. 733 00:36:19,443 --> 00:36:22,146 ♪ I SHOULD BE SCARED HONEY MAYBE SO. 734 00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:25,249 ♪ BUT I AIN'T WORRY ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW. 735 00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:28,920 ♪ KEEPING DREAM AS LIVE 19990 HEROES. 736 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:33,591 ♪ I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW. 737 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:36,894 ♪ SWIMIN IN THE FLOODS, DANCING ON THE CLOUDS BELOW. 738 00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:43,334 ♪ I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT IT (WHISTLING) 739 00:36:43,401 --> 00:36:49,373 SNOATS I AIPTD WORRIED ABOUT IT (WHISTLING) 740 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,976 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TOLD. 741 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:59,016 ♪ BUT TIME IS RUNNING OUT SO SPEND IT LIKE ITS GOLD. 742 00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:04,221 ♪ I'M LIVING LIKE I'M NINE ZEROS, GOT NO REGRETS. 743 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:05,790 ♪ EVEN WHEN I'M BROKE YEAH. 744 00:37:05,856 --> 00:37:09,727 ♪ I'M AT MY BEST WHEN I GOT SOMETHING I AM WANTING TO STEAL. 745 00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:11,996 ♪ WAY TOO BUSY FOR THEM PROBLEMS. 746 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,264 ♪ AND PROBLEMS TO FEEL. 747 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:14,532 ♪ YEAH YEAH. 748 00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:24,976 ♪ NO STRESESSING JUST OBSESSING WITH SALING THE DEAL BUT I AIN'T 749 00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:27,745 WORRIED ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW. 750 00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:28,913 ♪ 1999 HEROES, I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW, 751 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:34,785 SWIMMING IN THE FLOODS DANCING ON THE CLOUDS SNOALT I AIN'T 752 00:37:34,852 --> 00:37:36,120 WORRIED ABOUT IT. 753 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:42,860 (WHISTLING) ♪ I ABILITY WORRIED ABOUT IT 754 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,996 (WHISTLING) S HEY 755 00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:46,597 (WHISTLING) S OOH-OHH-OHH 756 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:56,407 OOH-OOH-OHH-OHH ♪ I AIN'T WORRIED 757 00:37:56,474 --> 00:38:03,914 OOH-OHH-OHH ♪ I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT IT RIGHT 758 00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:06,183 SNOW KEEPING DREAMS ALIVE. 759 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,618 ♪ 1999 HEROES. 760 00:38:07,685 --> 00:38:13,958 ♪ I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW SWIMMING IN THE FLOODS. 761 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:18,529 ♪ DANCING ON THE CLOUDS BELOW. 762 00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:22,533 ♪ I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT IT (WHISTLING) 763 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,037 I AIPT WORRIED ABOUT IT. 764 00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:31,075 (WHISTLING) I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT IT 765 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,109 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). 766 00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:33,978 >> James: WHAT ABOUT THAT, ONE REPUBLIC, EVERYBODY. 767 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:36,213 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 768 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,129 WATCHING. 769 00:38:52,196 --> 00:38:54,899 TOMORROW NIGHT, WE'LL BE JOINED BY JIMMY SMITTS, ZACH WOODS, 770 00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:56,167 AND WE HAVE STAND-UP FROM GREG STONE. 771 00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:58,235 REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.