♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL
TO HAVE SOME FUN ♪ TONIGHT.
♪ THEN THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING. ♪ THE LATE SHOW.
>> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM
GREAT FALLS, MONTANA, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, ONLY
JAMES CORDEN! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
NICE TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO SEE
US, EVERYBODY, WE VERY, VERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT.
CHEERS, GUYS. THANK YOU.
HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
THANKS FOR STAYING UP FOR US. HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY.
LET'S SEE WHO IS ON THE SHOW. THE MAGAZINE NIFER SENTS MARLON
WAYONS IS HERE TONIGHT AND HE'S A POWERHOUSE DIRECTOR, ONE OF
OUR FAVORITE THE MIGHTY MARC MARON IS HERE THIS EVENING.
AND LATER IN THE SHOW WE'VE GOT A PERFORMANCE FROM AMOS LEE YOU
DO NOT WANT TO MISS THAT, ARE YOU READY TO TART THIS, REC.
>> Reggie: OKAY MAFNLG IF I SATED ARE YOU READY TO START
THIS AND YOU SAID NO. >> James: SORRY, JAMES, NO.
>> WHAT ARE THEY GOING DO, FIRE US.
ROLL THE TITLES. THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW
>> James:S WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS DRAWER NOW?
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS DRAWER? THIS DRAWER WAS NEVER-- LOOK AT
THIS. HOW MANY-- LOOK, LOOK.
WHO, WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE NOW?
I GOT, LOOK. IS THIS YOU, PETE, YOU HAVE PUT
50,000 MASKS IN MY DRAW SNER. >> JUST HAD TO PUT THEM
SOMEWHERE. >> James: NOW YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WEAR ONE ON THE SHOW ANY MORE YOU PUT ONE IN HERE.
BLESS YOU, PETE, THAT IS TOO MANY MASKS.
THEY WEREN'T IN THERE ON FRIDAY. AND FOR SOME REASON THESE, STILL
IN HERE. NO IDEA WHY.
NO IDEA, I'LL FIGURE THAT OUT. IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME FORS
NEWS. >> James: AND, WE MAY
FINALLY HAVE A MOTIVE FOR WHY DONALD TRUMP HELD ONTO
ALL THOSE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS AT MAR-A-LAGO.
ACCORDING TO REPORTS, DONALD TRUMP TOLD AIDES HE PLANNED TO
TRADE THE DOCUMENTS FOR F.B.I. FILES ON THE TRUMP-RUSSIA
INVESTIGATION. AH, YES, THE HALLMARK OF
SOMEONE WITH NOTHING TO HIDE-- STEALING STATE SECRETS THAT YOU
CAN LATER TRADE FOR INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE.
THIS WOULD BE LIKE IF YOU STOLE A COP CAR AND WERE LIKE,
"I'LL GIVE IT BACK IF YOU PROMISE TO NEVER ARREST ME."
ALSO, THIS IS HOW DESENSITIZED WE ARE TO TRUMP AT THIS POINT.
WE'RE LIKE, "OH, GOOD, HE WASN'T SELLING SECRETS TO ENEMIES.
HE WAS JUST PLANNING TO BLACKMAIL HIS OWN COUNTRY.
WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING!" AND, DURING A RALLY IN ARIZONA
OVER THE WEEKEND, TRUMP DEFENDED KEEPING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS--
BY ACCUSING PAST PRESIDENTS OF DOING THE SAME.
INCLUDING THIS OUTRAGEOUS CLAIM. TAKE A LOOK.
GEORGE H.W. BUSH TOOK MILLIONS OF DOCUMENTS TO A FORMER BOWLING
ALLEY AND FORMER CHINESE RESTAURANT WHERE THEY COMBINED
THEM SO THEY ARE IN A BOWLING ALLEY/CHINESE RESTAURANT.
>> James: I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION!
IS IT JU ME OR DOES BECAUSE A COMBINATION BOWLING
ALLEY AND CHINESE RESTAURANT SOUNDS AMAZING.
YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS, AMAZING. >> IT HIGHLAND PARK, I THINK IS
CLOSED BUT I DO KNOW WHERE THAT IS.
>> ON EAGLE ROCK. >> YEAH.
>> THAT WAS A CRAZY PLACE, IT IS A GOOD PLACE.
>> YEAH, GEORGE H.W. USED TO HANG OUT THERE ALL THE TIME T
WAS AWESOME GOOD BOWLER TOO REALLY GOOD.
>> James: I THINK I SEE WHAT TRUMP IS GOING FOR HERE THOUGH,
I DO. DOES HE THINK THAT FORTUNE
COOKIES ARE SECRET DOCUMENTS? "HE HAD ALL THESE SECRETS--
HE CUT THEM INTO LITTLE LINES AND BAKED THEM INTO COOKIES.
NOT EVEN GOOD COOKIE, NOT NICE. TRUMP CLAIMS GEORGE H.W. BUSH
HID CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS IN A BOWLING ALLEY-SLASH-CHINESE
RESTAURANT. TO BE SAFE, BUSH ALSO HID
SOME IN A LASER TAG-SLASH-KABOB HOUSE, AND A TRAMPOLINE
PARK-SLASH-RIB SHACK. HE'S GOT ALL THE COMBINATIONS
COVERED. AND DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, ON
FRIDAY PRESIDENT BIDEN SPHOAK TO WORKERS AT A VOLUME COPLANT IN
MARYLAND WHERE HE OPENED WITH THIS LINE, HAVE A LOOFNLGT LET
ME START OFF WITH TWO WORDS, MADE IN AMERICA.
[BLEEP] HE DOESN'T MAKE IT EASY,
DOES HE? HE DOESN'T.
HE SAID TWO WORDS AND IT ENDED UP BEING THREE, EVEN BIDEN
SENTENCES ARE EXPERIENCING INFLATION.
BUT, I WILL SAY, ONE OF THE MOST AMERICAN THINGS YOU CAN DO IS BE
BAD AT MATH. BUT THE CROWD REALLY SUPPORTED
BIDEN. THEY WERE LIKE, "THREE MORE
YEARS! THREE MORE YEARS!"
AND FINALLY, A PLAYSET HAS GONE VIRAL FOR ENCOURAGING
PRESCHOOLERS TO BECOME-- THIS IS TRUE-- TO BECOME
YOUTUBE INFLUENCERS. IT'S A TOY "VLOGGER KIT," THAT
INCLUDES A PRETEND SELFIE STICK AND A CAMERA STAND WITH A RING
LIGHT. HERE IT IS HERE.
LOOK AT THAT IT IS THE EXACT RIGHT RESPONSE.
LOOK AT THAT. I MEAN, I SAW THAT AND IT MADE
MY NOSTALGIC FOR LIKE QUANTITY, OLD-FASHIONED CHILDHOOD
ACTIVITIES LIKE KILLING SOMEONE IN FORTNIGHT.
THEY SHOULD ACTUALLY GIVE THIS TO ADULTS WHO ARE THINK BEING
STARTING A YOUTUBE CHANNEL. LIKE JUST SET THIS UP AND GET IT
OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN.
THE INFLUENCER KIT INCLUDES A PRETEND SELFIE STICK, CAMERA
STAND WITH RING LIGHT, AND, OF COURSE, A TERRIBLE RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOUR PARENTS. AND THAT'S THE NEWS!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW!"
>> James: WELCOME BACK. AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, I LOVE
LOVE. SO, NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER
THAN HELPING THE AMAZING SINGLE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE
FIND THEIR PERFECT MATCH. WHICH BRINGS ME TO ONE OF MY
FAVORITE GAMES WE PLAY HERE ON THE SHOW.
THIS IS "LATE LATE LIVE TINDER!" (MUSIC)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Reggie: IT'S "LATE LATE LIVE
TINDER!" >> James: THE PERSON WE'RE
SETTING UP TONIGHT IS EXTREMELY OUTGOING, TALENTED, AND-- DARE I
SAY-- A TOTAL DISH. PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO
PEDRO, OUR ADMINISTRATIVE COORDINATOR!
PEDRO, COME UP HERE AND MEET YOUR DESTINY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> HI JAMES.
>> James: NICE TOO SEE YOU, PEDRO, TO LET THE AUDIENCE KNOW,
PEDRO DOES HAVE HANDS, THIS IS VERY MUCH A FASHION CHOICE,
RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT WE ARE GOING FOR, I LIKE IT.
NOW LOOK, YOU HAVE A REPUTATION FOR BEING
ONE OF THE FRIENDLIEST FACES AROUND THE OFFICE.
WHEN IT COMES TO A PARTNER, DO YOU TEND TOWARD SWEETIE PIES OR
GO AFTER THE BAD BOY? >> I, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF A BAD
BOY. >> James: WHAT WAS THAT, WHAT
WAS THAT NOISE? WHAT HAPPENED THEN.
>> IT'S A SWEENEY TODD IS WHAT I WOULD SAY, SOMEONE WHO IS NICE
BUT CAN HAVE A BAD SIDE. >> James: OKAY.
SO IF WE WERE TALKING ABOUT A PERFECT MAN, A PERFECT PARTNER
WHO WOULD IT BE. >> CHRIS HEMSWORTH.
>> James: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND A
HEMSWORTH TONIGHT. HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK.
THE GUYS WILL COME OUT ONE AT A TIME.
YOU'LL TAKE THE FOAM FINGER AND SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU LIKE THE GUY,
OR LEFT IF YOU DON'T. GUYS WHO GET A RIGHT SWIPE
WILL TAKE A SEAT ON ONE OF THESE CHAIRS.
GUYS WHO GET A LEFT SWIPE WILL FALL INTO THIS BALL OF TEARS AND
REJECTION. ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS.
>> YES, I AM. >> James: LET'S BRING OUT OUR
FIRST CONTESTANTS. WOW, I MEAN HE WOULD BE A
HEMSWORTH KOWSIN. >> HI DANIEL.
>> >> James: HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO
SPEAK, PEDRO, ARE YOU AWARE OF THIS, YOU KNOW THE GAME.
NOW WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT AGE RANGE, YOU HAVE GOT ANY, WHAT DO
YOU TOP AND BOTTOM OUT. >> SOMEWHERE AROUND MY AGE AS A
START. >> James: WHICH IS.
>> 26. >> James: OKAY.
>> AND NO END. >> James: NO END.
I LOVE THAT I LOVE THAT. SO 26 AND UP.
>> YES T IS. >> James: LET'S SEE, I GET THE
FEELING PEDRO THAT 24, 23 MIGHT BE OKAY ALSO.
>> THEY'RE CHILDREN, THAT IS WHAT I WILL SAY.
>> James: OKAY, OKAY, BUT IF CHRIS HEMSWORTH WALKED OUT AND
HE WAS 23. >> I WOULD SAY YES.
>> James: SO WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT DANIEL.
I LIKE DANIEL, I LIKE THIS WHOLE LOOK.
>> HE HAS A VERY CUTE. >> DANIEL KURKS TURN PLEASE.
>> James: OH NO, THIS ISN'T A [BLEEP] MEAT MARKET.
LET'S NOT START HAVING GUYS PAR AIDING THEIR ASS AS THEY TURN
AROUND. LET'S JUST FOCUS ON DANIEL AND
WHAT BRINGS, I WILL SAY A VERY NICE SMILE.
>> I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING.
DANIEL, I WILL SWIPE RIGHT. >> James: TAKE A SEAT, DANIEL.
>> THANK YOU. >> James: LET'S BRING OUT OUR
NEXT CONTESTANT. >> HI.
>> James: I LIKE DYLAN. >> I LIKE HIS STYLE.
>> James: KIND OF LIKE AN EXTRA IN SUCCESSION, LIKE
SOMEONE WHO WAS AT KINDAL ROY'S PARTY.
SO WHAT ARE OUR THOUGHTS, OUR FIRST THOUGHTS WHEN WE LOOK AT
DILLAN. >> I THINK ARE YOU VERY
HANDSOME. BUT I'M NOT REALLY INTO BLONDS.
SO I AM GOING TO-- . >> James: OH, DYLAN, I'M
SORRY. DYLAN, I'M SORRY.
GOOD-BYE, DILLAN. LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT. >> HI.
>> James: WHAT DOES THAT SAY, OKAY, DEFINITELY NOT BLOND.
>> NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> James: LEO IS ABSOLUTELY
NOT BLOND. I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT
WHETHER-- TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER LEO HAS BEEN OUT ALL
NIGHT OR JUST WOKE UP. I CAN'T.
>> YOU HAVE GORGEOUS EYEBROWS. >> James: GREAT BROWS, KILLER
BROWS. >> BUT IT'S THE AGE RANG FOR ME,
I'M SO SORRY. >> James: LEO, YOU WERE GONE
ON ARRIVAL, BYE. >> WOW.
>> James: GOOD FORCE. WOW.
OKAY, I MEAN DON'T WORRY, LEO, WE'LL CLEAR IT UP. OKAY, LET'S
BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANTS. OKAY.
HI. OKAY, SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED.
OKAY, WOW. >> IT'S THE SMILE, IT'S THE
TATTOOS, IT'S THE VERY, VERY WELL FITTED SHIRT.
>> James: NO WAIT, LET'S TALK ABOUT HIM FOR A MINUTE, PLAYING
HARD TO GET FOR A MINUTE. DANIEL SAT RIGHT THERE I FEEL T
YOU FEEL IT BUT LET'S PLAY AROUND A LITTLE, OKAY.
>> OKAY. >> James: OKAY.
NOW MY ONLY WORRY IS HE HAS BEEN SKIPPING LEG DAY.
SO WE DON'T KNOW. HE MIGHT WALK OUT THERE, THEY
MIGHT BE JUST LIKE SPARROWS LEGS.
WE DON'T NOAVMENT I MEAN ONE THING YOU HAVE GOT TO ASK
YOURSELF AND THIS IS IMPORTNT, HE'S 42.
WHY IS HE SINGLE? OKAY.
IS HE, YOU KNOW A BIT WEIRD. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO
TAKE THAT CHANCE. >> James: WE'RE GOING TO FIND
OUT. HAVE A SEAT PLEASE.
>> VERY NICE LEGS. >> James: LET'S BRING OUT OUR
NEXT CONTESTANT. WPSZ HI.
>> James: HEY, JUSTIN, I LOVE THIS JACKET.
I ACTUALLY LOVE THAT JACKET. >> FUN SHIRT.
>> James: I COULDN'T WEA IT BUT I LOVE IT.
I COULDN'T WEAR THAT, IF I WORE THAT YOU WOULD BE LIKE OH MY
GOD, HE'S HAVING A BREAKDOWN. BUT ON JUSTIN, THIS ALL WORKS,
LOVELY SMILE P KIND EYES WHAT IS YOUR THOUGHT.
>> JUSTIN IS VERY CUTE. >> James: UH-HUH.
>> NO I'M GOING TO SWIPE RIGHT ON JUSTIN.
>> James: OKAY, JUTIN, TAKE A SEAT.
>> OKAY. OKAY.
SO WE'VE GOT OUR THREE HERE. HOWEVER, SHOULD SOMEBODY COME
OUT THAT YOU LIKE MORE THAN JUSTIN, JAR ED OR DANIEL YOU CAN
SWITCH THEM OUT AT ANY POINT. LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANTS. >> WELL, NO NEED FOR
INTRODUCTION IS WHAT I WILL SAY. HI.
Z. >> James: I.
>> I MEAN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY.
>> James: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE ARE ALL THINKING, HE WALKED OUT
WITH A SHIRT OPEN AND WE ALL THOUGHT GREAT PERSONALITY.
WHAT IS YOUR THOUGHTS ON NICO, 29.
>> IS HE VERY HANDSOME, IN THE AGE RANGE.
>> James: DO YOU WANT TO DATE SOMEONE WHO IS LIKE NO, I CAN'T,
I'M AT THE GYM. >> I AM GOING TO BE LATE, I'M AT
THE GYM. >> MY QUESTION WITH NICKO IS
WILL WE BE ABLE TO EAT ON OUR DATE.
SO LEFT. >> James: OH NICKO, I'M SORRY.
NOW THIS SOUR LAST CONTESTANT. >> OKAY.
>> James: BRING HIM OUT. >> HI ISAAC.
>> James: I LOVE ISAAC ALREADY.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE, THAT SAY LOVELY SMILE.
>> YEAH. >> James: AND I WILL SAY
THAT'S HOW YOU BUTTON UP A SHIRT.
ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP, OKAY. ISAAC, LOVELY SMILE.
I LIKE THIS HAT. I LOVE THE SHIRT.
I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING ON HERE, WHAT ARE YOU FEELING.
>> HE LOOKS LIKE I COULD JUST CUDDLE-- CUDDLE UP AND BE NICE
AND WARM. SO OKAY.
>> James: ARE YOU THINKING OF MAKING A TRADE?
>> YES, MI. >> James: OH MY GOD, THE
TENSION IN HERE. WHATEVER YOU ARE FEELING AT HOME
T IS ABSOLUTE TENSION. OKAY. OR WILL IT BE PEDRO.
>> JUSTIN, I'M SO SORRY BUT CAN YOU GO INTO THE BALL PIT?
>> James: JUSTIN. JUSTIN, I'M SORRY.
TAKE A SEAT, ISAAC PLEASE. JUST GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE
FOR ISAAC, JAR ED AND DANIEL. OKAY, HERE IS WHAT IS GOING TO
HAPPEN. YOU CAN ASK EACH OF OUR
CONTESTANTSES BUN QUESTION WHICH THEY WILL ALL HAVE TO ANSWER.
SO LET'S GO DOWN THE LINE, GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCE YOURSELF
AND ANSWER THIS QUESTION. >> WHAT IS YOUR SEXIEST TRAIT.
>> James: SO INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND WHAT IS YOUR
SEXIEST TRAIT. >> MY NAME SIGHS AK, HELLO, MYS
SEX YIS TRAIT WOULD PROBABLY BE MY LEGS AND I LOVE TO HOLD
PEOPLE AND CUDDLE THEM AND MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE WE'RE TOGETHER.
>> OKAY. THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER. >> James: I MEAN WHETHER YOU
PICK HIM OR NOT, I'M GOING TO HAVE A CUDDLED WITH HIM AFTER
THE SHOW. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO, WHO ARE YOU AND ANSWER THE
QUESTION. >> HEY, MY NAME IS JAR ODD, MY
SEXIEST TRAIT IS I'M CANADIAN SI WILL TREAT YOU VERY WELL.
>> James: IS THAT SCARE ANYONE ELSE?
DOES IT SCARE YOU? >> I WILL TREAT YOU VERY WELL.
>> James: I'M NICE, I WILL TREAT YOU WELL.
OKAY. LET'S GO TO DANIEL, INTRODUCE
YOURSELF AND WHAT IS YOUR SEXIST TRAIT.
>> MY NAME IS DANIEL, MY SNGS YAS TRAIT IS THE PASSION THAT
COMES OUT OF ME AT ANY MOMENT, 0 TO A HUNDRED REAL QUICK.
>> OKAY. YAY DANIEL.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, SO WE'VE GOT ISAAC, JAR ODD OR DANIEL.
YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE, WHO ARE YOU GOING TO GO ON A DATE WITH?
I THINK JAR ODD, HI JAR ODD. COME ON DOWN, ISAAC, DANIEL,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING, JARED, COME ON DOWN.
JARED, PETRO-- PEDRO, OKAY, COME THIS WAY.
PEDRO, ON THIS SIDE. OKAY NOW THE MAGIC TRULY BEGINS.
BECAUSE WE'RE SENDING THE TWO OF YOU AN ALL-INCLUSIVE,
ALL-EXPENSE-PAID TRIP DOWN THE HALLWAY FOR A DATE ON THE PATIO!
OUTSIDE WINNIE HE'S OFFICE, OKAY.
SO HAVE FUN, OFF YOU LOVEBIRDS GO.
WE WILL CHECK IN WITH YOU LATER ON THE SHOW.
GIVE A BIG ROUD OF APPLAUSE FOR JARED AND PEDRO.
STAY TUNED. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF
THE LATHE LATHE SHOW.-- THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
>> James: WELCOME BACK. LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
HE STARS IN "THE CURSE OF BRIDGE HOLLOW."
PLEASE WELCOME MARLON WAYANS! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Reggie: IT'S MARLON WAYANS! >> James: HE STARS IN "TO
LESLIE." PLEASE WELCOME MARC MARON!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Reggie: IT'S MARC MARON!
>> James: HAVE A SEAT. HOW ARE YOU?
I'M VERY HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR COMING.
NOW YOU'RE FRIENDS. YOU WORK TOGETHER.
YOU GET ON VERY, VERY WELL. MARLON, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
THING ABOUT MARC. >> YOU NOW HAVE TIME TO.
>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, THE JACKET.
>> A LITTLE WARM STRKS NICE, WE ARE INSIDE.
>> James: I THINK IT IS A CHOICE.
>> IN IS WHAT WE DO. >> YEAH, HE LIKES TO TAKE-- IS
HE NEVER SERIOUS, WE DID A DRAMA.
WE DID RESPECT TOGETHER. >> James: BRILLIANT FILM.
>> I COULD NOT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE DOING THESE DRAMATIC
SCENES. THIS GUY WON'T STOP CRACKING
JOKES. ONE TIME WE ARE AT LUNCH AND ME,
MARC AND A COUPLE OF ACTORS. SOME WHITE GUY COMES OVER.
AND MARC LOOKS OVER AND HE GOES, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.
AND HE GOES I'M THE PRODUCER. SO MARC KEEPS GOING.
HE'S LIKE YEAH? HOW DID YOU GET THE GIG?
>> HE GOES I'M'S THE HEAD OF THE STUDIO.
HE GOES YEAH, AND HOW IS THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU.
AND THEN THE GUY GOES WELL ACTUALLY, I JUST MOVED INTO A
PRODUCTION DEAL AND TODAY'S MY LAST DAY.
AND THEN MARC IS LIKE YEAH, FAILING UP.
THAT'S ALWAYS NICE. >> James: THIS IS HOW YOU
MEETS AND GREET WITH A STRANGER. >> NO, HE WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE
GUYS. HE SAT DOWN, I DIDN'T KNOW HIM,
YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM, I DIDN'T KNOW, I WAS JUST WHAT ARE YOU,
WHAT ARE YOU. TURNS OUT HE OWNS THE PLACE.
>> James: HOW LONG DID YOU GIVE HIM TO SIT DOWN, DID YOU
GIVE HIM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SAY HI GUYS.
NICE TO BE HERE. >> I WAS ALREADY IN.
>> James: WERE YOU LOCKED IN. >> I WAS LOCKED IN.
THERE WAS NO GETTING OUT. LIKE ONCE HE SAID I'M THE
PRODUCER AND THEN THE HEAD OF THE STUDIO, I THOUGHT WELL THIS
ISN'T GOING TO GO WELL NO MATTER WHAT I DO.
IS HE SITTING THERE AND WHAT AM I GOING TO GO LIKE, I'M SORRY.
I HAD TO KEEP MAKING HIM LAUGH. I HAD TO RUIN MY CAREER SO HE
COULD HAVE THAT DAMN STORE REE. >> James: YEAH, I GET IT AND
WE'RE THRILLED HERE ON THE LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW THAT YOU DO.
WE REALLY ARE. NOW YOU BOTH HAVE BIRTHDAYS
RECENTLY AND MARLON, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, OVER THE
SUMMER YOU HAD NOT ONE BUT THREE SEPARATE BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
WHY? FOR WHAT REASON?
>> I DID IT THE RIGHT WAY. >> James: OKAY.
>> HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED. MY FAMILY WAS GOING TO THROW ME
A PARTY AND I WAS LIKE ALL RIGHT, COOL, LET ME GET A LOOK
AT THE GUEST LIST BUT UNDERSTAND I'M 50 AND I HAVE COLLECTED
PEOPLE THROUGHOUT MY LIFE FROM GROWING UP TO THEM TO MY BIG
FAMILY. AND THEN A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE
INDUSTRY. AND MY FAMILY WANTED TO THROW A
PARTY WHERE THEY JUST THROW EVERYBODY TOGETHER, I LOOKED AT
THE GUEST LIST AND I WAS LIKE NO WE CAN'T DO THIS.
THEY ARE LIKE YVMENT I SAID LISTEN, THE GUEST LIST WAS
NASDAQ, RIHANNA AND AUNT PAULINE, I'M LIKE YO, NOBODY
WANTS TO PARTY WITH AUNT PAULINE.
>> James: APOLOGIES TO AUNT PAULINE.
MARC AND I WOULD HAPPILY PARTY WITH YOU, OVER NASDAQ AND RI
HANA. >> SHE IS ON NEXT WEEK, WE'RE
THROWING HER A HUGE PARTY AND GUESS WHO IS PLAYING, GUESS WHO
IS PLAYING. >> James: NAS AND RYANA YES.
YOU DON'T STRIKE ME AS SOMEONE THAT LEANS BIG INTO YOUR
BIRTHDAY, WOULD THAT BE FAIR? >> THIS YEAR WE WENT OUT TO A
RESTAURANT. I HAD A DINNER WITH A WOMAN THAT
I AM INVOLVED WITH. AND IT WAS VERY PLEASANT.
AND I, I GET AGGRAVATEDDED VERY EASILY.
DO YOU EVER GO TO I A RESTAURANT AND THERE IS NO ONE IN THE PLACE
AND THEY ARE LIKE LET ME SEE IF WE CAN GET YOU A TABLE.
>> James: IT'S THE WORST. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT'S
GOING ON. >> James: THAT SAY HORRIBLE,
OR WHEN YOU CALL AHEAD AND THEY GO-- CAN I GET YOU IN AT 8:00.
YOU GO IN AT 7:30, THE PLACE MUST BE POPIN.
AND YOU GET THERE, NOTHING. >> IT WAS GOOD THOUGH, DO YOU
ALWAYS GET TABLES. AT THAT LEVEL.
>> IT DEPENDS WHICH BROTHER THEY THINK I AM.p>> IF I SAY I'M DAMT
ANYWHERE. >> James: YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY,
WHEN WERE YOU YOUNGER, HOW DID THAT WORK OUT.
DID YOUR PARENTS PUT YOU THROUGH SOME KIND OF COMEDY BOOTCAMP?
>> NO, KNOWING WE WANTED TO DO COMEDY WE PLAYED A GAME CALLED
MAKE ME LAUGH OR DIE. AND BASICALLY YOU HAVE LIKE 30
SECONDS TO MAKE SOMEBODY LAUGH OR YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE
CLOSE TO DEATH WHICH IS LIKE WAKE MY FATHER UP OUT OF HIS
SLEEP AND HE WORKED 14 HOUR DAYS.
THROW WATER ON HIS FACE OR SLAM YOUR FINGER IN A DOOR OR PUT
YOUR FINNINGER IN THE LIGHT SOCK ET.
SO ST CALLED MAKE ME LAUGH OR DIE.
AND THEN YOU ASK WHY IN THE FIRST TWO MINUTES OF MY LAST
STANDUP SPECIAL I PULLED MY AS OUT DID BECAUSE I GOT TO GET
THAT LAUGH. >> James: OR.
>> OR DIE. >> James: WHAT WAS THE WORST
THING YOU HAD TO DO? >> I HAD TO BE THE ONE TO POUR
THE GLASS OF WATER ON MY FATHER. >> James: OH MY GOD.
>> NO, ACTUALLY, HIS SHOES, MY FATHER'S FEET, THEY STUCK
TOGETHER LIKE THIS AND HE HAS THIS BUNION, REALLY SHINY BUNION
AND IF YOU OPEN UP THIS TOE THERE IS ALL KIND OF WHITE STUFF
RIGHT THERE. SO I HAD TO GET IN THERE AND
JUST-- . >> James: NO.
>> HIT THAT LIKE THAT. >> James: AND YOU WERE THE
YOUNGEST? >> YEAH.
>> James: WE HAVE STO TALK MARC ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, TO
LESLEY, HUGE CONGRATULATIONS, FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW,
TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY?
>> THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT A WOMAN WHO IS KIND OF, SHE WON THE LAT
REE IN A SMALL TOWN IN TEXAS AND SHE JUST, IT KIND OF PIX UP WITH
HER HAVING BLOWN ALL THE MONEY, SHESES SHE DONE THE STREET, A
TRAGIC SORT OF ALCOHOLIC. AND SHE KIND OF SHOWS UP AT HER
SON IS' APARTMENT WHO SHE HAD ABANDONED.
SO THE STORY OF THIS WOMAN KIND OF COMING BACK FROM THAT
HORRENDOUS LIFE OF BLOWING ALL THIS MONEY AND GOING BACK TO HER
OLD TOWN, YOU KNOW, AS THIS TREMENDOUS FAILURE AND ALCOHOLIC
AND KIND OF HER TRYING TO REBUILD.
>> THAT SOUNDS FUNNY, I WANT STO SEE THAT.
>> WAIT, AREN'T YOU IN ANOTHER HORROR MOVIE?
>> James: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE FILM.
>> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM "TO LESLIE," WHICH IS
IN SELECT THEATERS AND AVAILABLE ON DEMAND NOW.
>> WHAT HAVE I GOT TO DO FOR ALL THIS?
>> WELL, NOTHING. >> I GOT TO WORK, DON'T SNI.
>> OH, RIGHT, YEAH, YOU GOT TO WORK.
BASICALLY YOU GOT TO, YOU KNOW, CLEAN UP THE ROOMS AFTER THE
GUESTS LEAVE AND WASH YOUR TOWELS, WASH THE SHEETS,
MAINTAIN THE PROPERTY A LITTLE BIT AND HELP GUESTS WITH THEIR
BAGS. >> IS THAT IT?
>> James: THAT IS IT, REALLY, PRETTY MUCH IT, RIGHT.
>> OKAY. >> James: STICK AROUND, MORE
WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK
>> POP QUIZ, I KNOW WHAT THE CHAINSAW WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED?
>> A BONE CUTTER. YEAH, THIS WILL DO JUST FINE.
♪ SNEET I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL.
♪ >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM
THE CURSE OF BRIDGE HOLLOW," WHICH
IS PREMIERES ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM, YOUR FIRST BIG EVER EVER FAMILY
MOVIE. TELL US WHAT THE FILM IS ABOUT.
>> THE MOVIE IS ABOUT A FAMILY THAT MOVES FROM NEW YORK TO
MASSACHUSETTS AND ALL THE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS START
COMING TO LIFE BECAUSE THEY UNLEASHED THE SPIRIT OF-- SO THE
FATHER AND DAUGHTER HAVE TO BAND TOGETHER TO SAVE THE TOWN AND
SAVE THE WORLD IT IS A REALLY SWEET MOVIE, REALLY FUNNY IT IS
MY FIRST HORROR COMEDY WHERE THERE IS NO BODY PARTS AND
FLUIDS AND. >> THE FIRST ONE I ACTUALLY
COULD TAKE MY KIDS TO, TOO BAD THEY ARE 21 AND 22 NOW.
>> James: NOW AS WE SAW ON THE CLIP YOU GET TO WIELD A CHAINSAW
AROUND. DO YOU ENJOY ACTION SCENES LIKE
THAT, IS THAT SOMETHING YOU ENJOY.
>> IT LOOKS FUN ON TV BUT I LEARNED SOMETHING, MAKE SURE YOU
PICK THE RIGHT SHOES. IT IS FUN IF YOU HAVE SNEAKERS
ON. WHEN ARE YOU DOS ACTION AND ARE
YOU IN SOME HARD BOTTOM SHOES T IS NOT FUN IT I COULD ONLY
IMAGINE, THE ROCK MUST HAVE FEET THAT LOOK LIKE MY FATHER'S.
>> THAT IS QUICK. >> OFF THE DOME.
>> YOU ARE A DAREDEVIL WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU RECENTLY TOOK WHAT I WOULD CONSIDER TO BE A VERY SCARY
FLIGHT TO A CANADIAN. >> THAT WAS CRAZY.
>> James: GO ON. >> I WENT TO VANCOUVER ISLAND
FOR A VACATION AND YOU HAVE TO FLY FROM A SMALL PROP PLANE FROM
A SMALL AIRPORT. AND THE SECURITY AT THE AIRPORT,
WE GET TO THAT AIRPORT, NOTHING. THEY ARE LIKE YOU GOOD.
YEAH, I'M GOOD. SO WE ARE WAITING IN THE FLIGHTS
AN HOUR LATE AND THEN THE GATE AGENT ACTUALLY GETS ON THE MIC
AND GOES SO THE PLANE WILL BE HERE SOON AND WE'RE GOING TO TRY
TO MAKE IT OVER TO THE ISLAND. >> SHE SAID THAT QULOWT LINE.
WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO MAKE IT I SAID DID SHE JUST SAY WE'RE
GOING TO TRY TO MAKE IT. AND SO WE'RE WAITING AND THE
PLANE COMES AND UNLOADS AND WE GET ON THIS PLANE AND WE ARE ON
THE PLANE AND THE PILOT GOES, IT DOESN'T LOOK GREAT.
BUT WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO GET THROUGHOUT THE FOG BECAUSE
APPARENTLY IF IS VERY FOGGY THIS TIME OF YEAR.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. SO THE IDEA IS, HE SAYS WE WILL
TAKE OFF AND IF WE CAN'T COME IN WE'LL JUST COME BACK.
>> AND I WAS LIKE THAT IS TOO LONG TO BE ON A PROP PLANE, YOU
HAVE EVER BEEN ON A PROP PLANE, YOU JUST ASSUME THEY ARE GOING
TOO GO DOWN, WHY WON'T YOU, THERE IS ME AND 12 PEOPLE ON
THIS PLANE, AND WE GET TO WHERE
THIS PLANE, E ARE SUPPOSED TO LT
SO WE GOES WE'RE GO GOING TO CIRCLE, 20 MINUTES OF CIRCLING,
I SEE THE PILOT THERE IS NO DOOR, IT IS TOO MUCH
INFORMATION. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
FLYING SO I SEE THE GUY REACH DOWN, REACHING UNDER HIS SEAT,
HE IS GOING QUICK. AND I'M THINKING OH GOD, DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO T IT SEEMS AWKWARD.
TO D O ANYWAY HE SAYS I WILL CIE
THIRD TIME AND I'M LIKE THIS IS CRAZEE.
>> THEN WE FEEL THE PLANE START TO GO DOWN, AND THE GUY ON THE
PLANE GOES, I THINK HE'S GOING FOR IT.
>> AND WE'RE ALL LIKE, SEVMENT AND HE GOT UNDER THE CLOUDS AND
HE LANDED THAT THING. I THOUGHT IT WAS HEROIC BUT
APPARENTLY JUST ANOTHER DAY AT WORK FOR THAT GUY.
>> James: MARC MARON, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, A
VERY FAMOUS PICTURE OF BIG E AND TUPAC, AND LOOK WHO IS HERE ON
THE CORNER OF THIS PHOTO, YOU. >> THAT'S ME.
>> James: TALK TO YOU ABOUT IN NIGHT, WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
>> I HAD JUST DID ABOVE THE REALM WITH TUPAC AND HE HAD DONE
A MOVIE JUICE WITH MY BEST FRIEND OMAR EPPS SO PAC WAS
PERFORMING AT GLAND SLAM AND BIGGIE BIG E PERFORMING THAT
NIGHT AND THEY SHARED THE STAGE AND IT WAS REALLY COOL AND
HANGING OUT AND SMOKING WEED TOGETHER.
IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT AND THEN A COUPLE OF YEARS AFTER THAT HE
THEY START BEEFING, SO I SEEN BIG E, LIKE AT THE VIBE SHOW, I
MEAN VIBE MAGAZINE PARTY AND HE WAS LIKE YO, I'M PROUD OF YOU
GUYS, YOU'RE FAMILY. I LIKE WHAT Y'ALL ARE ARE DOING.
LEGEND AND HE GAVE US DAF AND SAID KEEP DOING WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, KID. AND THEN TEN MINUTES LATER I
HEARD BOP BOP BOP. BIG E GETS SHOT.
>> James: NO, NO. >> IT IS THE CRAZIEST THING, I
SEE TUPAC IN VEGAS AT THE LUXOR AND IT WAS THE NIGHT IT HAPPEN
TOED HIM, I SAW HIM 20 MINUTES BEFORE, WENT AND GAVE HIM A HUG,
SAID I MET YOUR BROTHER, GOOD SEEING YOU, ME AND OMAR GOT IN
THE CAB. PAC HAD ALL THOSE PEOPLE AROUND
HIM. HE GOT IN HIS BMW AND WAS
LOOKING AT US LIKE I WISH I COULD GET IN THAT CAB WITH Y'ALL
BUT HE GOT IN THAT BMW. BOP BOP BOP.
20 MINUTES LATER HE WAS SHOT, SO 20 MINUTES AFTER THIS
INTERVIEW-- . >> James: IT DOESN'T
APPLY-- TWNS DOESN'T APPLY TO WHITE GUYS, YOU'RE GOOD.
>> James: THAT SAN INCREDIBLE STORY, OH MY GOD.
>> ST CRAZY BECAUSE I'M SITTING THERE WATCHING BOTH OF THEM IN
THE BACKGROUND OF THAT PICTURE AND I LOVED THEM BOTH, MISS THEM
BOTH AND YEAH. >> James: WOW, ONE INCREDIBLE
THING, THAT IS AMAZING. REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
FOR OUR GUEST THIS EVENING.p>> S QUESTION IS.
>> I WILL BE PLAYING AT THE M.G.M. NATIONAL HALLBUTTER
THEATER OCTOBER 159 IF THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO ASK.
>> Reggie: THAT IS SO CRAZY, I WAS GOING TO ASK THAT, I
SWITCHED IT. >> James: ARE YOU ALSO GOING
TO ASK MARC WHERE HE IS PLAYING IN LONDON, RIGHT?
>> NO IT IS SOLD OUT. >> James: THAT'S ABSOLUTELY
CORRECT. PLEASE THANK OUR INCREDIBLE
GUESTS, MARLON WAYANS AND MARC MARON!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC FROM AMOS LEE!
>> James: WELCOME BACK. HE'S A TALENTED
SINGER-SONGWRITER AND MUSICIAN, WHO IS SET TO KICK OFF HIS U.S.
TOUR ON OCTOBER 17. HERE PERFORMING "INVISIBLE
OCEANS" FROM THE DELUXE EDITION OF HIS ALBUM, "DREAMLAND,"
WHICH IS OUT NOW, PLEASE WELCOME AMOS LEE!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (MUSIC)
IN INVISIBLE OCEANS, WE GET SO CARRIED AWAY
SNOATS. ♪
AND SHE'S LYING THERE
MOTIONLESS CORPSE-LIKE, IN A DAZE
♪ SINKING WAY DOWN
♪ CURLED UP LIKE A WAVE
SHE CALLS MY NAME AND I GO TO HER
♪ AND WAIT UNTIL THE
TIDE IS TURNED IT'S UNBEARABLE THAT I CAN'T
LIFT THE WEIGHT ♪
OF HER WORLD AND I GUESS IT WAS DELUSIONAL
TO THINK I EVER COULD ♪
SHE SAYS "YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAVE ME
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY A WORD
IN LOVE AND SILENCE I'LL RETURN" MMMM-MMMM
♪
NOW I'M LYING IN OUR DARK ROOM WITH THE WAVE GONE BACK TO SEA
♪ AND I'M STARING IN THE MIRROR
WONDERING, HOW WRONG I COULD BE ♪
SINKING WAY DOWN SNROAT
I WISH THAT SHE COULD SAVE WISH I HADN'T
♪ SAID A WORD
IN SILENCE, OUR LOVE RETURNS ♪
IN WAVES LIKE WAVES
♪ LIKE WAVES
♪
IN INVISIBLE OCEANS WE GET SO CARRIED AWAY
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: WELCOME BACK! WE'RE HERE WITH PEDRO AND HIS
DATE, WELCOME BACK TO THE COUCH. NOW LOOK, WE'RE ALL DYING TO
KNOW HOW IT WENT, OKAY. SO PEDRO S, YOU FELT LIKE IT
WENT VERY WELL. >> I THINK SO.
>> James: JARED. >> YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WENT
GREAT, YEAH. >> James: OKAY, LOOK, WE HAVE
JUST GOT ONE LAST QUESTION FOR YOU BOTH.
HERE IS THE QUESTION. I WOULD LIKE YOU BOTH TO SAY YES
OR NO, AT THE SAME TIME ON THE COUNT OF THREE, OKAY, WILL THERE
BE A SECOND DATE. >> ONE, TWO, THREE.
>> YES. >> YES.
>> James: OH THERE WE ARE. LOVE IS IN THE AIR.
I GIVE THANKS TO JARED, PEDRO. WE LOVE YOU, WE LOVE YOU VERY
MUCH. WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.