1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,003 ♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN 2 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:22,956 ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 3 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:26,025 GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM PEPPERDINE UNIVERSITY, GIVE IT 4 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:36,102 UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY, VAL KILMER-- JAMES CORDEN! 5 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:36,803 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). 6 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,573 >> James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 7 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,442 I APPRECIATE IT. 8 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:44,110 THANKS FOR COMING OUT, EVERYBODY. 9 00:00:44,177 --> 00:00:46,579 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 10 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:47,380 HELLO, GOOD EVENING. 11 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:49,215 AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." 12 00:00:49,282 --> 00:00:49,983 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 13 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:51,985 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 14 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:54,721 THANKS FOR COMING OUT, EVERYBODY. 15 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:55,822 LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! 16 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,557 SHE'S ONE OF OUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITES, AN AWARD-WINNING 17 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:01,060 ACTRESS, A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING AUTHOR, A DIRECTOR, 18 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:04,531 PRODUCER, THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING SHE CAN'T DO. 19 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:10,136 AND CAN I HONESTLY SAY, WHAT NUMBER SHOW IS THIS ROB. 20 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:11,237 >> 1,119. 21 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:16,342 >> James: 1,119 WHICH IS ROUGHLY 2,400 GUESTS THERE IS 22 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:22,916 NOT ONE I LOVE MORE THAN JAMIE LEE CURTIS, EVERYBODY! 23 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:24,517 OH NO, OKAY. 24 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,186 JAMIE LEE, HOW ARE YOU? 25 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:29,589 >> I'M GOOD, I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT. 26 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:30,557 >> James: GOOD. 27 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,459 >> DOES THIS MAKE ME UP MY NUMBER ON YOUR LIST? 28 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:33,827 >> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN. 29 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:36,629 >> IF I GIVE YOU A GOLDEN PUMPKIN, JAMES. 30 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:38,398 >> James: NO, ARE YOU TOP OF THE LIST. 31 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:41,534 >> BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY TOP OF THE LIST SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK 32 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:42,335 AND-- . 33 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,070 >> James: I I DID SAY TOMP THE LIST. 34 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:45,238 >> YOU SAID ONE OF. 35 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:50,510 >> YOU SAID ONE OF, IF I AM SAYING IF I GIVE YOU A GOLDEN 36 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,846 PUMPKIN ON HALLOWEEN AROUND HALLOWEEN ENDS DOES THAT MOVE ME 37 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:57,083 UP TO-- AM I TOP? 38 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:59,853 >> James: YES, YES, YES IT DOES. 39 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:00,954 >> YOU'RE SWEET. 40 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,388 >> James: AND WE LOVE YOU, >> James: JAMIE LEE CURTIS, 41 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:03,490 EVERYBODY! 42 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,692 HE'S AN EMMY-WINNING, OSCAR-NOMINATED PRODUCER AND THE 43 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:09,262 FOUNDER OF BLUMHOUSE PRODUCTIONS. THEY'RE RESPONSIBLE 44 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:10,763 FOR MOVIES LIKE "GET OUT," "SPLIT," "HALLOWEEN," "THE 45 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:16,603 PURGE," "PARANORMAL ACTIVITY," AND SO MUCH MORE, THE 46 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:19,873 THE INCREDIBLE, THE DE I WILL SHURKS THE HANDSOME, YEAH, I 47 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:26,713 SAID T JASON BLUM IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. 48 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:28,181 JASON, HOW ARE YOU? 49 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:28,982 >> I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU. 50 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:29,883 >> James: I'M VERY, VERY WELL. 51 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:32,218 COME CLOSER, LET ME SEE. 52 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:33,887 >> I WAS CUTTING THE HAIR OFF MY EARS. 53 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:36,589 I LOOKED LIKE A CHARACTER FROM LORD OF THE RINGS BUT IT SHOULD 54 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,390 BE ALL GONE. 55 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,025 >> James: IT IS ALL GONE NOW. 56 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,026 >> IT'S WONDERFUL. 57 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,495 >> James: THERE IS THE SPLARTEST I HAVE SEEN YOU 58 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:43,062 DRESSED. 59 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:44,397 >> ONLY FOR YOU, JAMES. 60 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:45,198 >> James: REALLY? 61 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:46,499 YOU HAVE DONE THIS FOR ME? 62 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:47,166 >> ONLY FOR YOU. 63 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:48,334 YOU AND MY MOTHER. 64 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:51,604 >> James: SURELY. 65 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:52,772 >> SHIRLEY. 66 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,874 >> James: SHIRLEY IS HERE, LOOK SHIRLEY IS OVER HERE, JASON 67 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,476 HAS BROUGHT HIS MOM. 68 00:02:56,543 --> 00:03:00,346 YOU MAY BE THINKING, YOU MAY BE SAD AT HOME THINKING WOW, WHAT 69 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:01,447 AN INCREDIBLE HOST. 70 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:05,885 HE KNOWS THE NAME OF EVERY GUEST'S MOTHER. AND IF YOU 71 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:10,323 WATCHED SHOW A LOT YOU WILL KNOW THAT THERE IS NO WAY THAT CAN BE 72 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:11,124 TRUE. 73 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:12,659 I WOULD NEVER RESEARCH SOMETHING SO. 74 00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:16,296 I KNOW JASON'S MOTHER SHIRLEY BECAUSE JASON AND I SEE EACH 75 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:19,499 OTHER MANY, MANY MORNINGS AS WE TAKE OUR CHILDREN TO SCHOOL. 76 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:25,705 AND SHIRLEY CAME ALONG TO FLAGLINE ONE MORNING WHERE OUR 77 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:30,977 CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE AMERICAN FLAG. 78 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,113 BUT ONE MORNING, ARGUABLY ITS GREATEST MORNING OF MINE AND 79 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:37,951 SHIRLEY'S LIFE WAS WHEN SHIRLEY AND I MET AND SHE TOLD ME HOW 80 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:40,119 MUCH SHE LOVES THIS HERE "LATE, LATE SHOW." 81 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:43,022 SHIRLEY IS THAT TRUE? 82 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:43,923 >> YES, INDEED T IS MY FAVORITE SHOW. 83 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:45,491 >> James: AND WE LOVE YOU FOR BEING HERE. 84 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:49,395 AND WE LOVE YOUR SON FOR BEING HERE, WE LOVE YOU, JASON, THANKS 85 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:54,033 FOR COMING, JASON BLUM, EVERYBODY! 86 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,234 AND THEY ARE A TREMENDOUSLY TALENTED 87 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:56,269 STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND WE'RE THRILLED THEY'LL BE MAKING THEIR 88 00:03:56,336 --> 00:04:00,039 LATE NIGHT DEBUT HERE WITH US TONIGHT. 89 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:04,010 THE OWN, THE ONLY ZACH ZIMMERMAN IS HERE THIS EVENING. 90 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,411 HOW ARE YOU, ZACH. 91 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:08,247 >> HI JAMES CORDERN, I'M WELL, HOW ARE YOU. 92 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:09,482 >> James: I'M GOOD ZACH ZIMMERMAN. 93 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:10,850 I LOVE THIS SWEATER. 94 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,018 >> OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 95 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,253 THERE IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING IN MY MIRROR I NEED TO YOU SEE. 96 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,956 I DON'T PLEEN TO BE THAT PERSON BUT-- DO YOU MIND. 97 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:21,394 >> James: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 98 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,130 >> IT'S ME. 99 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,898 >> James: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, EVERYBODY. 100 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:26,966 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 101 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:28,935 >> James: ARE YOU READY? 102 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,004 THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" ROLL THE TITLES! 103 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:37,510 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! 104 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:52,458 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! 105 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:53,393 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! 106 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:56,963 YOU FOR TUNING IN, THANKS FOR COMING OUT. 107 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,264 >> James: WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL GUEST SITTING IN WITH 108 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,432 THE BAND TODAY. 109 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:08,775 THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S MY DAD, MALCOLM CORDEN ON THE SAXOPHONE! 110 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,476 HOW ARE YOU DOING, DAD. 111 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:11,411 >> GOOD, MATE. 112 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:12,679 >> James: VERY WELL. 113 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:13,913 >> YEAH, YEAH ALL GOOD. 114 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:17,617 >> James: MANAGED TO WANG EL A JACKET OUT OF THE PRODUCTION, I 115 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:18,418 SEE. 116 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:19,952 >> NO AND THEY HAVE GIVEN IT TO ME. 117 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:23,156 >> James: THAT IS WHY I USED THE WORD WANG EL THE JACKET. 118 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:27,894 I MEAN THE WAY, CAME IN THIS SHIRT, I'M GOING TO NEED A 119 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:28,895 JACKETS, AREN'T I. 120 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:31,431 MUM WAS FURIOUS. 121 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:35,101 MUM WAS FURIOUS, SHE SAID IF SHE KNEW THEY WERE GIVING AWAY 122 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:39,605 CLOTHES SHE WOULD HAVE PLAYED THE BONGOS. 123 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:44,143 AND MY MOM HAS NOT PLAYED THE BONGOS SINCE SHE STOPPED TAKING 124 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:44,911 COCAINE. 125 00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:47,046 >> SHE'S GOOD ON THE BONGO. 126 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,715 >> James: SHE IS GOOD ON THE BONGOS. 127 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:51,851 OKAY, DAD, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW GOOD MOM IS ON THE BONGO, 128 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,252 THANK YOU. 129 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,621 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 130 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:58,157 BUT YOU HAVE BEEN HERE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 131 00:05:58,224 --> 00:05:59,292 >> WE HAVE. 132 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:00,293 >> James: WHAT HAS TAKEN SO YOU LONG TO COME DOWN TO THE 133 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,494 SHOW? 134 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:06,399 >> YOU KNOW, THE SUNSHINE, THE POOL, THE CHILDREN, THE GRAND 135 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:10,403 KIRKSD GREAT. 136 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:13,506 >> TEA WOULD BE NICE. 137 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:17,076 >> James: I WILL NOT ALLOW THAT IN THIS AUDIENCE. 138 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:18,611 >> OH, NOT EVEN FOR YOUR MUM. 139 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:21,981 >> James: NO, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT MAN NEXT TO YOU 140 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,149 IS. 141 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,384 AND I KNOW HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE MOLESTED DURING THE SHOW. 142 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:30,957 >> HE IS VERY NICE JRS I KNOW HE IS HE VERY NICE BUT A GIN 143 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:34,026 ANTONIC TIME YOUR HANDS ARE GOING TO BE WANDERING. 144 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:41,334 >> SHE'S VERY GOOD ON THE BONGOS. 145 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,203 (APPLAUSE). 146 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:48,274 >> James: LOOK, WE CAN TALK LIKE THIS FOREVER. 147 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,642 BUT WE CAN'T. 148 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,711 IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS. 149 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:09,295 ♪ EVERY DAY. 150 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,865 ♪ [BLEEP] EVERY DAY. 151 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,268 ♪ THE NEWS. 152 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:17,336 >> James: OH YES! 153 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:53,039 >> James: COME ON! 154 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:56,943 >> YES. 155 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:59,779 >> James: STEVE, THAT WAS EXCEPTIONAL. 156 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:00,980 >> YOU LIKE THAT ONE. 157 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:03,115 >> James: IF ONLY BECAUSE IT GAVE IAN THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT 158 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:06,118 WHATEVER IT IS HE IS EATING RIGHT NOW. 159 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:09,021 -- LIKE THIS WILL BE A MINUTE, CAN I DIG INTO THIS. 160 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:13,059 WHAT ARE YOU EATING IT? 161 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,460 >> TRAIL MIX. 162 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:19,365 >> James: NAME OF MY FIRST BAND. 163 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,901 STEVE, THAT WAS KIND OF WHAT WE WOULD CALL BACK AT HOME, WE 164 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,403 WOULD CALL THAT MUSIC JUNGLE. 165 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:25,304 >> ABSOLUTELY. 166 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:29,108 DRUM ANDS BASS, LATE 90S, KIND OF GOLDIE,. 167 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,778 >> James: DRUM AND BASS GUY, JACK. 168 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:36,048 >> OH YEAH, AND THE BONGOS. 169 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:37,216 >> OH NO. 170 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:41,354 >> James: THAT IS THE PROBLEM, DAD, YOU GOT ONE BIG LAUGH. 171 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:45,658 HE GETS ONE BIG LAUGH ON A CALLBACK AND THAT'S IT NOW. 172 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,628 THAT WILL BE IT UNTIL THE END OF THE SHOW. 173 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,063 AND UNTIL THEY GO BACK TO LONDON, ALL NEXT WEEK. 174 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,267 HE WILL BE LIKE THIS IN THE KITCHEN MAKING SOME TOAST, OH, 175 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:58,304 WHAT ABOUT MY BONGO CALLBACK. 176 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,839 HERE IS THE NEWS. 177 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:04,777 PRESIDENT BIDEN SPENT THE DAY HERE IN LOS ANGELES, WHERE HE 178 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:12,618 AND WE WERE THRILLED ABOUT THE TRAFFIC. 179 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:14,253 BIDEN WAS IN BRENTWOOD TONIGHT FOR A FUNDRAISER WITH NANCY 180 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,988 PELOSI, WHERE TICKETS COST $5,000 PER PERSON. 181 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:20,092 FOR FIVE GRAND, BIDEN AND PELOSI BETTER FIGHT IN A U.F.C. RING. 182 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,061 APPARENTLY, THE FUNDRAISER THIS EVENING GOT A LITTLE 183 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:25,998 AWKWARD. 184 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,234 BIDEN TOLD AIDES HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY MEN HIS 185 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,937 AGE IN BRENTWOOD BROUGHT THEIR GRANDDAUGHTERS TO THE DINNER 186 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:45,885 INSTEAD OF THEIR WIVES. 187 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:47,086 INSTEAD OF THEIR WIVES. 188 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:48,054 >> James: AND HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE GROWING NEW VACATION 189 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,188 TREND OF SLEEP TOURISM? 190 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,057 MORE AND MORE HOTELS ARE NOW OFFERING SPECIAL SUITES WITH 191 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:53,059 SLEEP-ENHANCING AMENITIES LIKE SOUND PROOFING, DIFFERENT 192 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,961 PILLOW OPTIONS, AND WEIGHTED BLANKETS. 193 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:57,296 OR YOU COULD JUST HAVE A FEW TOO MANY DRINKS AND PASS OUT IN 194 00:09:57,363 --> 00:10:00,866 YOUR BED LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. 195 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,869 THANK YOU, SIR, A CLAP FOR ALCOHOLISM. 196 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:08,007 AND I LIKE THAT. 197 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,075 THIS FEELS KIND OF INSULTING. 198 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:12,144 WELCOME TO MADRID, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO OUR FINE CITY? 199 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:17,950 SAVE IT- I'M JUST HERE TO SLEEP. 200 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:21,320 YOU KNOW I HAVE A WHOLE ROOMING I'M SORRY IF THIS FEELS WEIRD 201 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:25,758 AND I WOULD HATE IT FOR IT TO COME ACROSS IN ANYWAY ELITIST OR 202 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:30,429 ANYTHING LIKE THAT YOU KNOW, I HAVE A WHOLE ROOM IN MY HOUSE 203 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,898 WHICH IS SOLELY THERE FOR THE PURPOSE OF SLEEP. 204 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,834 >> OH MY GOD. 205 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:39,438 >> James: YEAH, YEAH. 206 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:40,706 >> WOW. 207 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:42,675 SO THIS WHOLE THING WHERE PEOPLE ARE FLYING TO OTHER CITIES TO DO 208 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,543 IT, YOU JUST GO TO YOUR-- . 209 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:47,346 >> James: I FEEL WEIRD SAYING IT, BECAUSE I CONSIDER MYSELF TO 210 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:51,951 BE AT MY CORE, A MAN REPRESENTING THE PEOPLE. 211 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:57,923 I AM ON YOUR SIDE OF THE LINE BUT WE-- WE CALL IT, IT FIELDS 212 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:58,290 WEIRD SAYING IT. 213 00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,558 >> COME ON! 214 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:03,462 >> James: WELL, SO, I CALL IT A BEDROOM. 215 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:08,000 >> OH MY GOSH. 216 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:15,341 >> James: AND DID YOU SEE THIS. 217 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,475 >> James: AND DID YOU SEE THIS? 218 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,144 A NEW FASHION PRODUCT IS TURNING HEADS AFTER DEBUTING ON 219 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,378 THE RUNWAY AT BALENCIAGA'S FALL FASHION SHOW. 220 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:23,949 IT'S A LUXURY PURSE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE, GET THIS, A LAY'S 221 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:24,517 POTATO CHIP BAG. 222 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,686 HERE IT IS HERE. 223 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:31,357 LOOK AT THAT. YES, WELL DONE. 224 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,894 AND WHEN I CARRY MY WALLET AND PHONE IN A GREASY K.F.C. 225 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:42,835 BUCKET I'M APPARENTLY HAVING A BREAKDOWN? 226 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,703 A LAY'S POTATO CHIP PURSE. 227 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,740 IT'S THE PERFECT BAG FOR ANYONE WHO ENJOYS ACCIDENTALLY EATING 228 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:51,444 THEIR KYS. 229 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,179 BUT THIS WASN'T BALENCIAGA'S ORIGINAL DESIGN. 230 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:57,917 THEY DECIDED TO GO WITH A BAG OF LAY'S AFTER PEOPLE KEPT GETTING 231 00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:05,891 THEIR HAND STUCK IN THE PRINGLES CAN. 232 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:09,528 >> I LIKED IT. 233 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:10,696 >> I KNEW IT. 234 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:14,834 >> James: IN THE HISTORY OF 1100 SHOWS, NO ONE WAS FOUGHT 235 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:20,406 FOR A JOKE MORE THAN BEN WINSTON FOUGHT FOR THAT PRINGLE'S CAN 236 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,541 JOKE, WE ALL WANTED IT CUT AND THE REASON FOR KEEPING IT IN 237 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:32,785 BECAUSE NO, NO, BECAUSE I DO GET MY HAND STUCK IN PRINGLES CAN. 238 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,821 (LAUGHTER) IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY, BEN. 239 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,356 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 240 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,059 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 241 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,961 (APPLAUSE). 242 00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:44,196 >> James: 48? 243 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,899 49? 244 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,467 >> [BLEEP] AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT 245 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:49,535 THIS. 246 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,104 A NORTH CAROLINA MAN SUCCESSFULLY WON A DISPUTE OVER 247 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:54,306 A CABLE CHARGE THAT WENT ALL THE WAY UP TO THE FEDERAL 248 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:57,143 COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION. 249 00:12:57,209 --> 00:13:01,280 HE OVERTURNED A $70 CHARGE FOR A PAY-PER-VIEW PORNOGRAPHIC FILM, 250 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:10,890 BY SAYING HIS DOG ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED IT WITH HIS PAW. 251 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,258 I'LL SAY THIS, IF YOU FIND YOURSELF ARGUING WITH THE 252 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:13,859 FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION OVER YOUR PORN 253 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,629 HABITS, YOU MAY HAVE A PROBLEM. 254 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:19,865 LOOK, THERE'S NO WAY THE DOG DID THIS. 255 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:23,836 THIS GUY WAS OBVIOUSLY CAUGHT BY HIS WIFE AND HAD TO FOLLOW 256 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,638 THROUGH WITH THIS RIDICULOUS EXCUSE. 257 00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:26,739 THE DOG ORDERED THE PORN! 258 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:33,312 IT WASN'T ME! 259 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:34,413 YOU KNOW SNUFFLES LOVES HORNY STEPMOMS! 260 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,081 AND FINALLY, EGGO'S HAS TEAMED UP WITH A DISTILLERY AND 261 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,518 INTRODUCED A NEW PRODUCT FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 262 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:42,521 IT'S A 40-PROOF CREAM LIQUEUR INSPIRED BY THEIR FROZEN 263 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:43,355 WAFFLES. 264 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:46,358 THEY'RE CALLING IT EGGO NOG. 265 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,929 FINALLY! 266 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,765 AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR US BREAKFAST 267 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:56,402 DRINKERS. 268 00:13:56,468 --> 00:14:03,509 IT'S FESTIVE AND WHIMSICAL. 269 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:03,909 AROUND THAT'S THE ARGUMENT YOU CAN MAKE TO YOUR FAMILY DEUR THE 270 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,911 INTERVENTION. 271 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,914 COMBINING 40 PROOF ALCOHOL WITH EGGO WAFFLES HAS FORCED THEM 272 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:12,918 TO CHANGE THEIR FAMOUS SLOGAN FROM LEGGO MY EGGO TO, LEGGO MY 273 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,921 WRISTS, OFFICER! 274 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:16,989 AND THAT'S THE NEWS! 275 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,058 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 276 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,107 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 277 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,242 NOW IS EVERYBODY EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW HALLOWEEN MOVIE 278 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:39,612 HALLOWEEN ENDS. 279 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:42,381 IT'S THE FINAL MOVIE IN THE SERIES ABOUT SERIAL KILLER 280 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,218 MICAEL MYERS BUT IT TURNS OUT, MURDER IS NOT THE ONLY CRIME 281 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,821 MICHAEL MYERS IS GUILTY OF COMMITTING. 282 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:57,596 TAKE A LOOK... 283 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:04,270 DID YOU HAVE ANY REMORSE FOR WHAT YOU DID THAT DAY? 284 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:09,808 MICHAEL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT MI SAYING TO YOU? 285 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:16,815 >> SORRY, I'VE GOT MY AIR PODS IN, GIVE ME ONE SECOND. 286 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,584 >> LET'S CONTINUE. 287 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:22,855 >> I PAID FOR MY ACTIONS, ON ONE DAY OUT OF THE YEAR TO DEFINE 288 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,424 WHO I AM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 289 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:28,093 >> ARE YOU REFERRING TO ALL OF THE MURDERS OVER THE YEARS? 290 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,328 WHAT? 291 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:32,698 , NO, I LOVE THOSE, I'M A REAL SICK FREAK, NO I'M TALKING ABOUT 292 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,301 STORMING THE CAPITOL AN JANUARY 6th. 293 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:40,439 THAT WAS A HUE MISTAKE. 294 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:45,144 I GOT CARRIED UP WITH THE OTHER PEOPLE THERE WEARING MASKS, AND 295 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:49,014 COSTUMES, BUT IT GOT SO OUT OF HAND SO FAST. 296 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:52,851 >> THERE WERE MANY PEOPLE IN THE CROWD THAT DID. 297 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,787 JANUARY 6th, INCLUDING YOU. 298 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:59,825 CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR LIFE BEFORE JANUARY 6th? 299 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:04,363 >> SURE WHAT CAN I SAY, REALLY I'M SOMEONE WHO HAS ALWAYS TAKEN 300 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,197 AN ACTIVE ROLE IN MY LOCAL COMMUNITY. 301 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,632 HAVE HAD A FEW RUN-INS WITH THE LAW. 302 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,034 MAINLY BREAKING AND ENTERING, GRAND THEFT AUTO, TRIPLE 303 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:09,802 HOMICIDE. 304 00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:12,571 BUT JUST YOUR AVERAGE JOE, REALLY. 305 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:18,711 THE FALL MONTHS ARE BUSY FOR ME BUT AFTER THAT, THINGS SLOW DOWN 306 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:22,915 A LOT. 307 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,950 I'M ACTUALLY A DEMOCRAT. 308 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:27,853 VOTED FOR CLINTON TWICE. 309 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:35,928 BUT IN 2020, I ENDED UP GOING DOWN A FAR-RIGHT RABBIT HOLE. 310 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:38,931 THIS COMMITTEE HAS REVIEWED THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF 311 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,934 WE IDENTIFIED YOU ENTERING THE CAPITOL. 312 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:48,741 WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO COME TO WASHINGTON ON JANUARY 6th? 313 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:51,977 >> >> I CAME FOR THE STOP THE STEAL 314 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,178 RALLY. 315 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:54,079 ALSO, I HAD BEEN TALKING TO A WOMAN ON OKCUPID THAT LIVED IN 316 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,180 VIRGINIA WHO INVITED ME TO STAY WITH HER. 317 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:56,215 BUT IT TURNS OUT I WAS BEING CATFISHED BY A 15-YEAR-OLD 318 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,450 TWITCH STREAMER. 319 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:07,192 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I FEEL REMORSE FOR MY ACTIONS. 320 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:10,062 >> NO MATTER WHAT THE SICK WASHINGTON ESTABLISHMENT DOES TO 321 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:14,066 US, WE KEEP ON GOING, WE KEEP ON FIGHTING AND WE KEEP PUSHING 322 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,300 FORWARD. 323 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,404 >> AND DO YOU STILL BELIEVE THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN? 324 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:21,573 >> NO, I DO NOT, BUT I'M STILL NOT A FAN OF SLEEPY JOE. 325 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,577 AT LEAST NOT UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHAT WAS ON HUNTER BIDEN'S 326 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:26,812 LAPTOP. 327 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:34,653 THERE ARE LOTS OF THINGS I HAVE DONE YOU COULD VILIFY ME FOR. 328 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,290 BUT PEOPLE CAN CHANGE, IS TO ALLLY CONDEMN DONALD TRUMP NOW, 329 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:43,228 ALSO I'VE BEEN TO MAR-A-LAGO, IT'S TACKY. 330 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:46,064 IT'S NICE TO BE OUT OF THE HAZE NOW. 331 00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:47,266 I'M A NEW MAN. 332 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:53,739 FROM HERE ON OUT I AM A TOTAL MAYOR PETE STAN, THAT GUY HAS 333 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,441 MUSHO APPRECIATEO ALL OVER IT. 334 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:59,845 IF ANYONE WANTS TO DONATE TO MY GO FUND ME PAGE TO PAY MY LEGAL 335 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:04,316 FEENS THAT WOULD BE MUCHO APPRECIATEO. 336 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,885 >> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMIE LEE CURTIS AND JASON 337 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:07,953 BLUM, EVERYBODY. 338 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,300 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 339 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,001 LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT. 340 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:37,015 HE'S THE PRODUCER OF "HALLOWEEN ENDS," JASON BLUM! 341 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,084 SHE EXECUTIVE PRODUCES AND STARS IN "HALLOWEEN ENDS," JAMIE LEE 342 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:54,032 CURTIS! 343 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:58,103 CURTIS! 344 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:07,980 (APPLAUSE) THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 345 00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:11,016 NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU, I'M THRILLED THAT YOU ARE BOTH HERE, 346 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,519 ARE YOU TWO OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH AND YOU 347 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:17,289 HAVE WORKED TOGETHER ON THESE WILDLY SUCCESSFUL HALLOWEEN 348 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,023 MOVIES. 349 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,324 >> AND WE'RE NEIGHBORED. 350 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,560 >> James: AND YOU'RE NEIGHBORS. 351 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:27,499 NOW JAMIE, I AM TOLD THAT YOU FOUND AN OLD EMAIL FROM JASON. 352 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:28,367 >> YES. 353 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,903 >> James: THAT YOU SAY CHANGED YOUR LIFE. 354 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,037 >> NOT AN OLD EMAIL. 355 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:36,575 THIS IS JUST WHAT I LOVE IS THE CREATIVE PROCESS BEGINS 356 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:37,843 SOMEWHERE. 357 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,978 AND YOU KNOW, HERE WE'VE MADE THESE THREE HALLOWEEN MOVIES, 358 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,514 THIS IS HOW THEY BEGAN, LITERALLY. 359 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:51,790 THIS WAS AN EMAIL SENT ON SEPTEMBER 7th, 2016, AT 8:52 360 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:58,630 P.M. BY MR. BLUM TO DAVID GORDON GREEN WHO ULTIMATELY ENDED UP 361 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:03,368 WRITING AND DIRECTE-- DIRECTING THIS TRILOGY WHICH WE ARE 362 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:06,104 CONCLUDING WITH HALLOWEEN ENDS ON FRIDAY. 363 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:10,208 AND THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE, DGG, THIS IS INSANE BAH BECAUSE I 364 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,979 KNOW WERE YOU MAYBE GOING TO DO HIS TER YARKS I FIGURED I WOULD 365 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:18,483 ASK HALLOWEEN, CREATIVE CONTROL, JOHN CAR PENTER DOING THE SCORE 366 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:24,556 FOR YOU, WHAT DO YOU THINK, A SAND BOX YOU WOULD EVER WANT TO 367 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:30,596 PLAY IN OR AM I CRAZY, JASON. 368 00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:34,766 ONCE IS HOW THESE THREE MOVIES HAPPENED. 369 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,002 ONE E MAIL. 370 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:42,374 >> ONE EMAIL, NOT A MEETING, NOT A BUNCH OF PITCHING, NOT A BUNCH 371 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:46,678 OF TALK, ONE EMAIL AND DAVID WROTE BACK AND HIS RESPONSE TO 372 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:51,450 THE FIRST WORD OF HIS RESPONSE WAS WHOA, PIRD. 373 00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:55,187 >> James: I MEAN QULUR COMPANY, JASON, HAS PRODUCED 374 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:59,057 BLUMHOUSE FILMS HAS PRODUCED SOME OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL 375 00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:03,061 HORROR FRANCHISES IN, A AGAIN ROE, CERTAINLY IN RECENT HISTORY 376 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:07,432 WHAT GOT YOU INTO HORROR IN THE FIRST PLACE? 377 00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:10,002 >> WELL, I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY WAS THE 378 00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:11,470 MOVIE THAT GOT ME INTO NORMAL. 379 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:12,971 I WAS 35 WHEN THAT HAPPENED. 380 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:16,041 AND I HAD BEEN DOING THE MOVIE BUSINESS BUT I COULDN'T FIGURE 381 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,377 OUT, I LOVED THE MOVIE BUSINESS BUT I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT A PART 382 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,845 THAT I REALLY CONNECTED TO. 383 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:24,616 I WOULD KIND OF DOING SOME STUDIO MOVIES WHICH I FOUND 384 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:25,784 FRUSTRATING. 385 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:29,655 I WAS DOING INDEPENDENT MOVIES WHICH NO ONE WOULD SEE BUT I 386 00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:31,356 LIKED ASPECTS OF BOTH. 387 00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:33,692 WHAT I LIKED ABOUT THE STUDIO MOVIES WAS THE DISTRIBUTION, 388 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,927 WHAT I LIKED ABOUT THE INDEPENDENT MOVIES WAS NOT THE 389 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,363 DISTRIBUTION BUT THE PRODUCTION, THE MAKING OF THEM. 390 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:42,968 WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT MARA NORMAL ACTIVITY IS THE PERFECT MIX OF 391 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,102 BOTH. 392 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:46,004 THE ULTIMATE INDIE FILM RELEASED BY A TRADITIONAL STUDIO. 393 00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:47,339 AND I LOVED THAT. 394 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:51,176 AND I LOVED THAT WITH HOR LORE YOU COULD DO THAT, YOU COULD 395 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:56,415 MAKE LOW BUDGET MOVIES THAT WERE SUB VERSIVE AND MESSED UP AND 396 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,818 WORKED WITH MOVIE STARS OR VERY, OR PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER 397 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:00,852 HEARD OF. 398 00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,587 COULD YOU KILL THE LEAD CHARACTER, IN THE FIRST 30 399 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:03,822 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE. 400 00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,658 THESE ARE ALL THINGS YOU CAN'T DO, YOU CAN TAKE CREATIVE RISKS 401 00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:10,095 AND SO ONCE THAT HAPPENS, THAT PARANORMAL ACTIVITY MOMENT 402 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,863 HAPPENED I NEVER TURNED BACK. 403 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:15,133 >> HOW MUCH, CAN I ASK, DID IT COST TO MAKE PARANORMAL 404 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,269 ACTIVITY, THAT MOVIE. 405 00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:19,671 >> PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, ORIGINAL BUDGET, WE ADDED A FEW THINGS 406 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:23,275 LATER, BUT THE ORIGINAL BUDGET WAS $15,000. 407 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:24,576 >> $15,000. 408 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:25,444 >> $15,000. 409 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:25,877 YOU CAN DO IT TOO. 410 00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:27,045 >> AND HANG ON. 411 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:30,449 SO WAIT, BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS A MAISESSING FOR ANY YOUNG 412 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:33,685 FILMMAKER OR ANYONE CREATIVE, IT COSTS $15,000. 413 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:39,791 AND HOW MUCH DID IT GO ON TO MAKE AT THE BOXER OFFICE $200 414 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:40,659 MILLION. 415 00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:41,259 >> James: IT IS A GOOD RETURN. 416 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,627 >> IT WAS A GOOD RETURN. 417 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:43,562 >> A GOOD RETURN. 418 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:44,830 >> James: A SOLID RETURN. 419 00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:45,997 >> IT WAS A SOILD RETURN. 420 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:48,867 >> James: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU, JASON TALKED ABOUT HAVING 421 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:51,336 FAMOUS PEOPLE IN THE FILM, NOT IN THE FILM. 422 00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:58,877 YOU HAVE A RULE ABOUT WHEN YOU PICK ANOTHER CELEBRITY, YOU ASK 423 00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,645 THEM A QUESTION, YOU CAN EXPLAIN THIS. 424 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:04,082 WHY DO YOU DO THAT AND WHAT WAS THE TEST QUESTION BE FOR ME. 425 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:07,385 >> WELL, I DO THAT BECAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED FISHING AND 426 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:10,522 THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED BRUSHING. 427 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:13,391 AND PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE WHO YOU THINK THEY ARE AND THEY WILL 428 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:20,732 SAY HEY, JAMT IS JA SCRKS, AND YOU GO I'M TALKING TO THEM AND I 429 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,434 SAY PROVE IT. 430 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:25,470 AND THEY GO WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I GO PROVE IT. 431 00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:28,507 WHAT IS OUR SECRET QUESTION, WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THIS. 432 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,041 AND THEN I ASK THEM A QUESTION. 433 00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:33,378 AND IF THEY ANSWER CORRECTLY, I THEN CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION 434 00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:36,982 AND IF THEY DON'T ANSWER, I KNOW THEY'RE NOT SO MY SECRET 435 00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:44,756 QUESTION FOR YOU WOULD BE WHO GUEST HOSTED YOUR SHOW WHILE 436 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:49,394 YOUR WIFE WAS IN LABOR AND DIFFICULT GIVING BIRTH. 437 00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:54,800 >> James: HARRY STYLES, YES, NOW I WOULD KNOW IT WAS YOU. 438 00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:56,201 >> NOW THAT THAT IS ESTABLISHED. 439 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,170 >> SEE I NOW KNOW THAT THAT IS YOU. 440 00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:02,274 >> James: JAY SOP WOULD BE THE WORST PERSON TO DO THIS TOO, 441 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:06,845 BECAUSE JASON FOUND OUT ONLY TEN DAYS AGO THAT THE FOR TWO YEARS 442 00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:09,981 HE'S BEEN TEXTING MY WIFE THINKING HE IS TEXTING ME. 443 00:24:10,048 --> 00:24:10,749 >> OH BOY. 444 00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:11,550 >> James: TRUE STORY. 445 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,785 >> I BELIEVE IT, I BELIEVE IT. 446 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:17,789 >> James: ARGUABLY THE WORST PERSON ON TEXT IN PAN ET EARTH 447 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:19,958 RIGHT THERE. 448 00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:22,994 >> AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A SECRET QUESTION IF IT WAS JASON. 449 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:24,362 >> James: WHAT WOULD IT BE. 450 00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:27,065 >> HOW MUCH DID YOU ORIGINALLY OFFER ME. 451 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,868 >> I WOULD HAVE SAID $5. 452 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:34,840 >> AND YOU-- HEY, HOW ARE YOU EXACTSLY. 453 00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:38,510 >> James: YOU DO HAVE A WONDERFUL WORKING RELATIONSHIP, 454 00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:39,711 THE TWO OF YOU. 455 00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:45,283 AND JASON, YOU ACTUALLY PAID TRIBUTE TO JAMIE BY DRESSING UP 456 00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:46,818 AS HER CHARACTER FROM HALLOWEEN. 457 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,887 LOOK AT YOU HERE. 458 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:53,291 >> THIS WAS DURING THE PREMIER FOR HALLOWEEN KILLS A YEAR AGO. 459 00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:53,892 >> JASON, WHAT WAS THIS FOR. 460 00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:55,961 >> LET ME EXPLAIN. 461 00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,263 EVERYONE HAS TOLD ME YOU DON'T LIKE DRESSING UP. 462 00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,397 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU. 463 00:24:59,464 --> 00:25:02,067 I'M SORRY FOR YOU, BECAUSE DRESSING UP IS JUST ONE OF THE 464 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:04,703 JOYS OF THE WORLD, ONE OF THE JOYS OF MY LIFE. 465 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:07,205 AND I PARTICULARLY LIKE DRESSING UP AS A WOMAN. 466 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:11,243 THAT, I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I ALWAYS DO EVERY HALLOWEEN. 467 00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:11,877 >> SHIRLEY. 468 00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:13,011 >> CAN WE TALK? 469 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:13,645 >> SHIRLEY WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 470 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:14,479 WHAT HAPPENED? 471 00:25:14,546 --> 00:25:18,283 WHY DOES HE LIKE TO DRESS LIKE A WOMAN. 472 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:22,888 >> I HAVEN'T THE FAINTEST IDEA EXCEPT HE IS SO GOOD LOOKING. 473 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:24,723 >> HE DOES MAKE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 474 00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:28,226 >> WELL SATED, NO, I ORIGINALLY GOT INTO DRESSING UP BECAUSE I 475 00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:32,230 GREW UP WITH MY MOTHER FOR HALLOWEEN, WE WOULD START OUR 476 00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:33,265 COSTUME IN AUGUST. 477 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:36,701 WE MADE THE MOST AMAZING HANDMADE COSTUMES, WE WERE 478 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:40,372 REALLY INTO IT WHEN I WAS 7 OR 8 I HADN'T DISCOVERED AS A YOUNG 479 00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:45,377 GIRL AT THAT POINT, I WAS DRESSING MORE LIKE THE A A 480 00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:46,578 SNOWMAN. 481 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,113 BUT I CAME TO DRESSING AS A WOMAN AND THIS IS MY TRIBUTE TO 482 00:25:48,179 --> 00:25:51,583 JAMIE, WEARING WHAT LORE SI WEARING IN THE FIRST MOVIE, THIS 483 00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:54,452 IS I BELIEVE THE PREMIER FOR THE SECOND MOVIE AND AT THIS 484 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,755 PREMIER, I WANTED IT TO BE A COSTUME PREMIER. 485 00:25:56,821 --> 00:26:02,093 AND IT WAS A DREAM PREMIER FOR ME BASE EVERYONE CAME IN 486 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:02,661 COSTUME. 487 00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:03,762 AND THAT WAS MY COSTUME. 488 00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:06,531 >> James: I DON'T LOVE ALL THESE COSTUMES, HOWEVER THIS 489 00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:12,003 HALLOWEEN, THIS SU AND YOUR WIFE LAUREN AS IVANKA TRUMP AND JARED 490 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:14,406 KUSHNER AND YOUR WIFE IS JARED KUSHNER. 491 00:26:14,472 --> 00:26:15,173 >> YEAH. 492 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,808 >> James: AND ARE YOU IVANKA TRUMP. 493 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:22,547 >> YES, THAT IS MY WIFE, THAT IS MY WIFE, I AM IVANKA. 494 00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:23,748 >> ABSOLUTELY EXCEPTIONAL. 495 00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,750 >> THIS IS WHEN I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED WITH YOU, THIS IS WHEN 496 00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:27,886 I UNDERSTOOD MUCH MORE ABOUT YOU. 497 00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:29,554 >> James: IT IS AMAZING. 498 00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:30,789 >> AMAZING. 499 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:34,225 I WAS ASKED, YOU KNOW, I'M AN EXPERT CLEARLY ON SCARY THINGS, 500 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:37,095 SO I WAS ASKED WHAT SCARES ME AND WHAT SCARES ME THE MOST OF 501 00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:40,131 COURSE IS DONED A TRUMP SO I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE KIND, I 502 00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:42,367 SINCE I HAD TO BE A WOMAN I THOUGHT THIS WAS AS CLOSE AS I 503 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,902 COULD GET TO A SCAREE MAN. 504 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:46,972 >> James: IT IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. 505 00:26:47,038 --> 00:26:49,641 AS IS YOUR NEW MOVIE HALLOWEEN ENDS. 506 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:50,542 LET'S TALK ABOUT IT. 507 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:51,309 >> NICE SEGUE. 508 00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:52,677 >> James: THIS IS THE FINAL FILM. 509 00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:55,613 THE FINAL FILL NUMBER THE BLUMHOUSE PRODUCED TRILOGY. 510 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,614 >> YES. 511 00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:58,416 >> James: TELL US WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS ONE. 512 00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:00,018 WHAT CAN WE EXPECT? 513 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:05,123 >> SO IT IS THE FINAL GIRL, FINAL FILM, FINAL FIGHT IT IS 514 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:08,393 SCARY AF BUT IT IS ALSO KIND OF WEIRD. 515 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,729 IT IS WEIRDER HALLOWEEN MOVIE. 516 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:14,599 ST A LITTLE BIT OF AN INDIE LOVE STORY IT IS KIND OF, AS YOU SAID 517 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:18,570 LAST NIGHT AT THE PREMIER, WE HAD THE PREMIER LAST NIGHT, SO 518 00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:19,804 EXCITING. 519 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:22,941 THIS MAN STOOD UP AND SAID IT'S THE MOST DAVID GORDON GREEN OF 520 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:23,842 THE THREE. 521 00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:26,244 LIKE THIS IS THE FULL DAVID GORDON GREEN. 522 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:30,648 >> BUT IT'S PLENTY BLOODY, DON'T WORRY. 523 00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:33,551 >> PLENTY OF RED MEAT, WE DON'T DISAPPOINT. 524 00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:35,787 I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO GET NERVOUS IT IS TOO-- . 525 00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:38,957 >> James: I THINK PEOPLE TALK ABOUT MICHAEL MYERS AND I HAVE 526 00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:42,160 COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I THINK THESE MOST RECENT FILMS 527 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:46,731 HAVE BEEN A HUGE UNEQUIVOCAL SUCCESS BECAUSE OF YOU, AND YOUR 528 00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:47,399 PERFORM APSE. 529 00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:49,134 I REALLY, REALLY DO. 530 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,870 AND I THINK IT SHOULD BE CELEBRATED. 531 00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:54,506 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM HALLOWEEN ENDS WHICH IS IN 532 00:27:54,572 --> 00:27:56,574 THEATERS EVERYWHERE TOMORROW. 533 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:36,214 >> James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME 534 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:57,635 >> James: WE ARE BACK WITH JAMIE LEE CURTIS AND JASON BLUM, 535 00:28:57,702 --> 00:29:02,941 NOW JAMIE, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, 536 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:05,176 ALL AT ONCE, A. 537 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:06,478 >> SO GREATS, SO GOOD. 538 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:09,080 >> James: AND I'M THRILLED TO SEE, I'M THRILLED TO SEE THAT 539 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:12,083 THIS FILM IS STILL BUBBLING AROUND ON THE SHORT LES FOR LOTS 540 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:19,157 OF OSCARS AND YOU MENTIONED ABOUT POSSIBLY BEING IN THE MIX 541 00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:23,528 FOR THE ACADEMY AWARD. 542 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,396 GO ON. 543 00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:26,631 >> A, I'M ALL IN. 544 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:30,668 YOU WANT TO BRING T LET'S BRING T I'M GOING TO GO FOR ANYTHING 545 00:29:30,735 --> 00:29:32,070 ALL AT ONCE BECAUSE IT IS SORT OF WHAT I DO. 546 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:36,641 I AM A WEAPON OF MASS PROMOTION, I WILL GET EVERYTHING I CAN. 547 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,043 HOWEVER I'M ALSO MARRIED TO CHRISTOPHER GUEST WHO MADE A 548 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:42,080 FILM CALLED FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION WHICH IS ABOUT ITS 549 00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:48,353 OSCAR HUNT AND WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHEN SOMEONE 550 00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:49,154 GOES-- NOMINATION. 551 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,321 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR MIND. 552 00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:53,825 AND WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR ALL OF US WITH EVERYTHING, 553 00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:58,363 MICHELLE YO, THE PRODUCER, THE DIRECTOR, THE WRITERS, THE 554 00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:02,033 EDITORS, THE ACTRESSES, THE ACTORS, IS THAT OF COURSE PEOPLE 555 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:06,237 ARE WHISPERING IN PEOPLE'S EARS AND I'M JUST THE COMMUNICATOR, 556 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:08,406 I'M LIKE I KEEP SAYING TO EVERYBODY, LET'S JUST GO ALL IN. 557 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,708 ALL OF US, JUSTER LEAN INTO IT. 558 00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:12,010 LET'S GET IT ALL. 559 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:17,215 BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT ARD AND ABOUT KINDNESS AND LOVE AND THE MOVIE 560 00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:22,654 SPEAKS TO EVERYBODY ON SO MANY LEVELS, LET'S JUST GO FOR ALL OF 561 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,788 IT. 562 00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:29,060 LET'S NOT BE COY AND TRY TO PRETEND, OH, JAMES, REALLY, 563 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:32,163 NOARKS, OH, NO, NO, THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, BS, LET'S GO FOR 564 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:33,264 IT. 565 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:35,667 IF IT HAPPENS, IT HAPPEN, IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN [BLEEP] 566 00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:38,069 >> James: OBVIOUSLY. 567 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:42,373 >> I WAS GOING TO SAY WHO WANT WANT TO GO ALL IN BUT I 568 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,641 UNDERSTAND. 569 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:46,010 YES, I HAVE BEEN NOMINATED THREE TIMES, AIL THREE TIMES I A AGREE 570 00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:50,281 WITH JAMIE BUT I ALSO DID GO KIND OF INSANE ALL THREE TIMES. 571 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:54,319 MY WIFE COULD TELL YOU THAT I BECAME, THE CLOSER THE ACADEMY 572 00:30:54,385 --> 00:30:56,387 AWARDS CAME I BECAME IMPOSSIBLE. 573 00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:59,390 THE WORST ONE WAS GET OUT WHICH REALLY SHOULD HAVE WON BUT IT 574 00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:00,325 DIDN'T WIN. 575 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:03,228 YOU CAN TELL I'M NOT BITTER ABOUT IT AT ALL. 576 00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:08,032 AND I MADE MY SPEECH, I RECORDED IT IN NIE CLOSET, MY 60 SECOND 577 00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:10,201 SPEECH FOR WHEN I OSCAR WHICH I DIDN'T WIN. 578 00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:13,271 I LOST, I IMMEDIATELY SENT THE SPEECH OUT TO ABOUT 2000 PEOPLE. 579 00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:14,739 >> James: NO YOU DIDN'T. 580 00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:15,506 >> OF COURSE I DID. 581 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,775 >> James: YOU EMAILED THE SPEECH. 582 00:31:17,842 --> 00:31:21,646 >> THIS IS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY AND WORSE THAN, THAT I WENT 583 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,782 TO UNIVERSAL WHO WAS MY PARTNER ON THE MOVE YEAR ON THEIR MONDAY 584 00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:27,151 MORNING MEETING WHERE ALL THE STAFF, I DELIVERED THE SPEECH 585 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:32,156 THAT WE SHOLD HAVE WON FOR GET OUT IT WAS MORTIFYING. 586 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,324 >> James: DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUEST THIS 587 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,225 EVENING. 588 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:34,692 >> HI. 589 00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:35,727 >> HI DARLING. 590 00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:40,298 >> TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO BOTH OF OUR GUESTS. 591 00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:41,866 HELLO, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 592 00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:43,268 >> NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. 593 00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:45,703 >> Reggie: THIS IS A BIG QUESTION. 594 00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:47,772 WHEN YOU HAVE EVER PLAYED A BOARD GAME AND YOU FEEL LIKE 595 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:51,075 IT'S GETTING WAY TOO COMPETITIVE WITH THE PEOPLE YOU ARE PLAYING 596 00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:54,712 WITH WHAT DO YOU DO TO DEESCALATE THE SITUATION AND 597 00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:59,951 REMIND PEOPLE THAT IT IS ONLY A GAME? 598 00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:06,124 >> I JUST WIN. 599 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:08,326 OH, I NEVER MET SOMEONE AS COMPETITIVE AS ME. 600 00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:11,229 YOU HAVE NEVR MET SOMEONE AS COMPETITIVE. 601 00:32:11,296 --> 00:32:12,597 I'M INCREDIBLY COMPETITIVE. 602 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,333 JASON WILL TELL YOU, I'M INCREDIBLY EXPECTATIVE. 603 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,603 >> ARE YOU GIVING THE WORST ADVICE, IS CA LATE, I DO THE 604 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:19,837 EXACT OPPOSITE. 605 00:32:19,904 --> 00:32:23,941 IS CA LATE AND MAKE IT WORSE AND IT USUALLY ENDS IN FIGHTS AND 606 00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:25,143 TEARS. 607 00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:29,981 SO YOU ARE TALKING TO TWO VERY COMPETITIVE PEOPLE, MAYBE TOO 608 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:31,215 COMPETITIVE. 609 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,950 >> CRAZY THAT NO ONE EVER GET THIS RIGHT BUT THAT IS ACTUALLY 610 00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:33,718 COMPLETELY CORRECT. 611 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,320 >> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. 612 00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:38,990 PLEASE THANK JAMIE LEE CURTIS, JASON PLUM. 613 00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:40,058 STICK AROUND, ZACH ZIMMERMAN IS HERE WHEN WE COME BACK. 614 00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:54,238 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 615 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:58,242 OUR NEXT GUEST IS A BRILLIANT STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND AUTHOR AND 616 00:32:58,309 --> 00:32:58,976 WE'RE HONORED THEY'VE CHOSEN OUR SHOW TO MAKE THEIR LATE NIGHT 617 00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:00,211 DEBUT. 618 00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:03,181 THEIR NEW BOOK, "IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR AM I SUFFERING FOR THE 619 00:33:03,247 --> 00:33:07,685 SINS I COMMITTED ON EARTH?” IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW. 620 00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:12,457 PLEASE WELCOME, THE DELIGHTFUL, ZACH ZIMMERMAN. 621 00:33:12,523 --> 00:33:21,399 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, HEY, 622 00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:26,738 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 623 00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:28,840 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 624 00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:29,707 IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. 625 00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:30,375 I LOVE THIS SHOW. 626 00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:31,509 I LOVE ALL OF YOU. 627 00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:35,713 I LOVE THESE HIGH CEILINGS BECAUSE I AM STALL, YEAH T IS 628 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:38,349 MOSTLY NECK, I AM VERY VULNERABLE TO ASSASSINATION. 629 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:40,718 IT COULD HAPPEN AT ANY POINT. 630 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:42,920 PEOPLE THINK BEING TALL IS EASY BUT WE STRUGGLE, OKAY. 631 00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:47,392 GROWING UP, THE ASSUMPTIONS, HEY GLARCHTION YOU PLAY BASKETBALL. 632 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:50,328 >> NO, VERY GAY AND AFRAID OF THE SPORT, ACTUALLY. 633 00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:53,564 >> HEY ZACH, YOU ARE A NATURAL BORN LEADER. 634 00:33:53,631 --> 00:33:56,334 >> I AM A COWARD IN A CRISIS. 635 00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:58,803 >> PLUS ST EXHAUSTING BEING TALL. 636 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:02,707 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ENERGY IT TAKES TO ANIMATE ALL THIS BODY. 637 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:07,545 DO A SITUP IT IS LIKE HOLD FOLDK THE EIFFEL TOWER IN HALF. 638 00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:11,182 WE HAVE BEEN BREAD TO LOOK LIKE THIS AND IT IS HARD FOR US TO 639 00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:12,350 BREATHE. 640 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:16,387 I'M OUT HERE ON REGULATION COUNTER TOPS LIKE-- CROSSING MY 641 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:19,924 LEGS IN A CAB LIKE-- EVERYBODY IS LIKE IT'S SO CUTE, I WANT 642 00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:21,793 WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT, OKAY. 643 00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:25,763 I WANT TO ENJOY A BASEMENT WITHOUT FEAR OF CONCUSSION. 644 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:29,067 I WOULD LIKE TO RAISE MY HAND WITHOUT TICKLING THE FEET OF 645 00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:30,301 GOD. 646 00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:33,337 I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO A SHORT PERSON WITHOUT TURNING INTO AN 647 00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:33,971 UMPIRE. 648 00:34:34,038 --> 00:34:37,308 >> HEY THERE. 649 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:38,910 THERE ARE SOME PERKS. 650 00:34:38,976 --> 00:34:41,779 I LIKE HELPING LITTLE OLD LADIES AT THE GROCERY STORE. 651 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:46,083 I MAKE THEM WORK FOR T JUMP GLADYS. 652 00:34:46,150 --> 00:34:50,321 BUT THERE'S SO MANY CONS LIKE AT A CON SETTER I AM THE VILAN OF 653 00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:51,556 THE CONCERT. 654 00:34:51,622 --> 00:34:57,094 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE LADY GAGA, ARE YOU GOING TO HEAR LADY GAGA. 655 00:34:57,161 --> 00:34:59,530 I CAN DESCRIBE HER TO YOU. 656 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:09,474 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, I'M SORRY I WAS BORN THIS WAY. 657 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:10,842 OH THANK YOU. 658 00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:14,245 I'M FROM THE SOUTH, I'M A SOUTHERNER, DALD IS A PASTOR, 659 00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:16,247 MOM IS A SERVE. 660 00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:19,150 THEY ARE BOTH MAKING SURE THINGS DON'T BURN FOR A LIVING, SO 661 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:20,418 THAT'S FUN FOR THEM. 662 00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:24,589 THEY RAISED ME REALLY RELIGIOUS N COLLEGE I STUDIED RELIGION AND 663 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:28,559 THEATER, IT WAS A DOUBLE MAJOR IN LIES. 664 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,695 WITH A MINOR IN ASKING FOR MONEY. 665 00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:35,266 BUT I GAVE IT UP AND CONVERTED TO QUEER VEGETARIANATE YISM BUT 666 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:38,302 I THINK I WOULD BE A GOOD PASTOR. 667 00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:41,506 I THINK I WOULD MAKE A PRL PASTOR. 668 00:35:41,572 --> 00:35:43,808 I HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED, DEEP KNOWLEDGE OF THE BIBLE, CAP 669 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:49,180 TATING STAGE PRESENCE, DARK AND SINNISTER HOMOSEXUAL PAST. 670 00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:53,050 CALL ME PASTOR GLAMP, GIVE ME MY MEGA CHURCH. 671 00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:55,453 I'M LOOKING FOR LOVE, NOT GOING SUPER WELL. 672 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,390 SOMEBODY MESSAGED ME HEY TALL DRINK OF WATER, I SAID HEY 673 00:35:59,457 --> 00:36:03,127 LITTLE GLAFS MILK WHICH IS NOT A THING HUMANS SAY TO EACH OTHER. 674 00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:05,263 THAT FIRST MESSAGE IS SO HARD. 675 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:09,767 I'M JUST LIKE BE YOURSELF, A LITTLE TASTE, NOT A BIG. 676 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:16,974 p>> I END UP GREETKS FUTURE LOV, JOIN ME FOR MEAD ON THE MOREAU, 677 00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:20,511 I KNOW WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR STRKS NOT NOWBL, I WISH I COULD 678 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:24,582 SAY I'M LOOKING FOR AN ACTIST HAVE IN COMMUNITY BUT I JUST 679 00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:27,919 WANT THE HOTTEST TIMOTHY CHAL A CHAI, SO HOT YOU THINK I'M HIS 680 00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:28,519 AGENT. 681 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:29,620 SO HOT. 682 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:33,658 IT WE USE HIS SPERM FOR THE KIDS, NEVER DISCUSSED WHY. 683 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:35,660 YEAH, THE DOCTOR JUST GIVES HIM THE CUP. 684 00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:38,396 SO HOT MY MOM MAKES AN EXCEPTION IS. 685 00:36:38,462 --> 00:36:40,298 THAT IS WHAT I WOULDN'T. 686 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:46,904 SO ON MY WEDDING DAY WHEN SHE IS LIKE-- SHE SEES HIM-- GAY SEX IS 687 00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:49,607 SIN, SHE SEES HIM, NEVER MIND, JESUS FORGIVES. 688 00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:53,878 THOSE CHEEK BONES ARE PART OF GOD'S PLAN, I THINK THEY ARE. 689 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:55,913 LOOKING FOR LOVE, NOT GOING SUPER WELL. 690 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:57,848 IN A BIT OF A DRY SPELL RIGHT NOW. 691 00:36:57,915 --> 00:36:58,849 IT'S BEEN A MINUTE. 692 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:01,686 I COULD DONATE BLOOD, LET'S JUST PUT IT THAT WAY. 693 00:37:01,752 --> 00:37:02,219 IT'S NOT GREAT. 694 00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:03,754 IT'S PRETTY SEVERE. 695 00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:05,022 DO WE KNOW THIS? 696 00:37:05,089 --> 00:37:08,693 IF I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A MAN IN 12 MONTHS I CAN'T DONATE BLOOD, 697 00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:11,896 RECENTLY IT WAS LOWERED TO THREE MONTH, SO I QUALIFIESED BY THE 698 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:15,333 NEW RULE AND THE OLD RULE TO DONATE BLOOD. 699 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:19,337 IS AND IT IS A TERRIBLE POLICY, YOU KNOW, HOMOPHOBIC, OUTDATED, 700 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:22,340 PEOPLING SPOKE OUT WHICH IS GREAT, I GUESS T SEEMED LIKE 701 00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:23,641 THEY WERE BRAGGING A LITTLE BIT. 702 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:27,678 GOING ON THE NEWS I CAN'T HELP MY COMMUNITY, IN THE SUB TEXT 703 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:31,215 BECAUSE I'M PORKING ON THE REGULAR. 704 00:37:31,282 --> 00:37:36,821 CDC NEEDS TO STOP THIS BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP THERE, ALL RIGHT. 705 00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:40,725 SO I WENT AND DO NATURED BLOOD, THOUGHT I WOULD HELP OUT, BE A 706 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:43,494 GOOD PERSON, GOT TO THE BLOWED BANK, THEY HADN'T SEEN A QUEER 707 00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:47,431 IN AWHILE, IS HE ALLOWED TO, SHOULD WE BE LETTING HIM, PUT A 708 00:37:47,498 --> 00:37:52,970 BRITNEY SONG ON IT, IS HE TAPPING HIS TOAST TO TOXIC, GET 709 00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:54,171 HIM. 710 00:37:54,238 --> 00:37:57,408 I WAS LIKE NO, YOU HAVE TO LET ME DONATE, MARCIA DUN KUN DID 711 00:37:57,475 --> 00:38:02,847 THAT LAW TO RUPAUL COULD SASHAY, SO MAYOR PETE COULD TRANSFORM IN 712 00:38:02,913 --> 00:38:07,318 THAT CABINET SO I CAN ASK IS THIS GOING TO HURT IN THE BLOOD 713 00:38:07,385 --> 00:38:11,322 BANK. A LITTLE, THANK YOU. 714 00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:14,892 GOOGLE THOSE NAMES LATER, THEY CALL YOU THE NEXT DAY TO ASK YOU 715 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:18,829 TO DONATE AGAIN, I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD TO BE A GOOD PERSON MULTIPLE 716 00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:19,997 TIMES. 717 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:23,534 I HOPE BY THE NEXT TIME THEY CALL ME I CAN SAY I'M SORRY, I 718 00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:28,139 AM NO LONGER ELIGIBLE BECAUSE I HAD SEX ONCE IN THE PAST 90 719 00:38:28,205 --> 00:38:29,073 DAYS. 720 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:33,411 pYOU HAVE BEEN GREAT, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 721 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,746 >> James: THAT WAS FANTASTIC. 722 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:41,285 ZACH ZIMMERMAN, TOUR DATES AND MORE 723 00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:41,786 ZACH-ZIMMERMAN.COM. 724 00:38:41,852 --> 00:38:42,787 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 725 00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:01,872 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 726 00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:04,875 FOR WATCHING, WE GREATLY APPRECIATE IT. 727 00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:06,944 DAD, TAKE US HOME.