♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN
♪ ON THE SHOW TONIGHT DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY
♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT
♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" >> Reggie: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM UNDERNEATH A NUCLEAR MISSILE
ICBM SILO, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY... JAMES
CORDEN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT.
I APPRECIATE IT.
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
CHEERS, GUYS!
HELLO, GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
BLESS YOU FOR STOPPING BY.
THANKS FOR STAYING UP FOR US.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT!
SHE'S A BRILLIANT COMEDIAN WHO IS CURRENTLY ON HER "VACCINATED
AND HORNY" TOUR.
SHE ALSO HOSTS THE WEEKLY PODCAST, "DEAR CHELSEA."
SHE'S ONE OF OUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITES, THE ONE AND ONLY,
CHELSEA HANDLER IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> HI!
HI!
>> James: CHELSEA, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE, JAMES.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M GREAT.
I'M GREAT.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> James: I'M GREAT.
IS YOUR HAIR NORMALLY THIS LONG AND SWOOSHED?
>> NO, I DID THIS, SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR YOU BECAUSE THIS
IS PROBABLY OUR LAST TIME TOGETHER BEFORE YOU -- WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
>> James: WE HAVE PLENTY MORE TIMES TOGETHER IN THE FUTURE.
CHELSEA HANDLER, EVERYBODY!
AND HE IS A GRAMMY, TONY, AND EMMY AWARD-WINNING PERFORMER,
ACTOR, DIRECTOR, WRITER, FASHION ICON!
THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN'T DO!
THE UNSTOPPABLE BILLY PORTER IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> HI!
>> James: BILLY!
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M FANTASTIC.
>> James: GIVE US A TWIRL!
LOOK AT THE HAIR.
THE WHOLE THING!
>> I'M GETTING LIQUORED UP!
>> James: HOW FAR IN ADVANCE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE COMING ON A
SHOW LIKE THIS, BILLY, BECAUSE FASHION IS A HUGE PART OF YOUR
LIFE, HOW FAR IN ADVANCE DO YOU PLAN THESE LOOKS?
>> OH... YESTERDAY!
[LAUGHTER] >> James: STOP!
REALLY?
YOU COMPLETELY -- >> NO, NOT REALLY.
I'M ON A BOOK TOUR.
>> James: YEAH.
>> SO I CALLED UP TOM BROWN WHO IS A FRIEND OF MINE, AND HE IS
OUTFITTING ME FROM HEAD TO TOE FOR MY BOOK TOUR.
I NEEDED TO LOOK STUDIOUS.
>> James: YOU DO -- HA!
STUDIOUS INDEED, WE LOVE YOU.
BILLY PORTER, EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND HE IS A MULTI-PLATINUM
SELLING SINGER-SONGWRITER.
HIS LATEST SINGLE, "SAVED MY LIFE," IS BRILLIANT, AND IT'S
OUT RIGHT NOW.
WE LOVE HIM THAT THE SHOW.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE HE'S BEEN HERE BUT THE EXCEPTIONAL
ANDY GRAMMER IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
ANDY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
>> James: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
>> GOOD TO BE BACK HERE.
>> James: IT'S BANE WHILE SINCE -- HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE WE BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER?
YOU WERE HERE ON THE SHOW IN THE SECOND WEEK.
HAVE YOU BEEN DOING A LOT OF WORKING OUT?
>> A LITTLE -- I MEAN, NOT A LO LOT.
>> James: LIKE HOW I'M WORKING OUT?
>> YEAH.
>> >> James: THAT'S WHAT I THINK
IT IS.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC AND SMELL LIKE SUMMER IN A BOWL.
ANDY GRAMMER, EVERYBODY!
ARE YOU READY?
THEN LET'S, I'M JAMES CORDEN AND THIS, THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW
ROLL THE TITLES COME ON!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH!
♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪
>> James: IT CERTAINLY IS!
LOOK UP THERE, I STILL CAN'T GET USED TO IT.
A GIANT WALL OF CANDY STARING AT ME THROUGHOUT THE SHOW.
THANKS TO OUR FRIENDS AT HERSHEY'S FOR THIS SPECIAL
HALLOWEEN TREAT -- BY TURNING OUR BAR INTO A "CANDY BAR,"
STOCKED WITH KIT KAT BARS AND REESE'S CUPS.
I FIND IT A CHALLENGE EVERY DAY I WALK PAST THE STUDIO.
>> Ian: I'M JUST NOW UNDERSTANDING THE CANDY BAR PUN
AND THIS IS DAY TWO.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: CO-HEAD WRITER OF
THE SHOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
CO-HEAD WRITER OF THE SHOW.
>> Reggie: I HAVE A QUESTION.
>> James: GO AHEAD.
>> Reggie: THE UMBRELLA COMPANY IS CALLED HERSHEYS?
>> James: YEAH.
>> Reggie: IS THERE A COMPANY CALLED HIS-HIMS?
>> James: SO -- [APPLAUSE]
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, THAT MIGHT BE THE HIGH POINT OF THE
ENTIRE NIGHT.
LOOK COME ON!
IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME FOR "THE NEWS!"
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: JURY SELECTION
CONTINUED TODAY FOR THE NEW YORK CRIMINAL TRIAL AGAINST THE TRUMP
ORGANIZATION.
THE PROCESS OF SCREENING 140 POTENTIAL JURORS BEGAN
YESTERDAY.
FINDING QUALIFIED JURORS IS NOT EASY.
THEY HAVE TO FIND 12 PEOPLE WHO WON'T BREAK OUT LAUGHING WHEN
TRUMP PUTS HIS HAND ON A BIBLE AND SWEARS TO TELL THE TRUTH.
OBVIOUSLY, TRUMP'S NOT ALLOWED TO BE INVOLVED IN THE JURY
SELECTION PROCESS, BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM FROM REQUESTING
THAT THEY NOT CHOOSE "ANYONE UNDER A SEVEN."
[LAUGHTER] THE JUDGE TOLD POTENTIAL JURORS
THAT THE TAX FRAUD CASE WOULD LAST AS LONG AS SIX WEEKS.
OR, AS TRUMP PUT IT, THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES TO BANKRUPT A
CASINO.
[LAUGHTER] AND JOURNALIST BOB WOODWARD
RELEASED A NEW AUDIOBOOK TODAY, FEATURING MORE THAN 20 HOURS OF
INTERVIEWS WITH DONALD TRUMP.
AND IN THE AUDIOBOOK, TRUMP CLAIMS HE HAD GOOD CHEMISTRY
WITH NORTH KOREAN DICTATOR KIM JONG-UN.
BOY, THIS REALLY MAKES ME THINK LESS OF KIM JONG-UN.
[LAUGHTER] WHEN TALKING ABOUT KIM, TRUMP
SAID, "I'M THE ONLY ONE HE DEALS WITH."
>> THE WORD "CHEMISTRY" YOU MEET SOMEBODY AND YOU HAVE A GOOD
CHEMISTRY.
YOU MEET A WOMAN, IN ONE SECOND, YOU KNOW WHETHER OR NOT IT'S ALL
GOING TO HAPPEN.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: GET A BUNKER, YOU
TWO!
I GET IT, IT'S HARD TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS AS AN ADULT, THOUGH,
ISN'T IT?
WHEN YOU FIND A GEM LIKE KIM JONG-UN, YOU HAVE TO HOLD ON FOR
DEAR LIFE!
IN OTHER NEWS, AFTER SERVING FOUR YEARS IN PRISON, THE
FOUNDER OF FYRE FEST, BILLY MCFARLAND, IS OUT AND REPORTEDLY
CREATING ANOTHER FESTIVAL.
TRUE STORY!
IT'S BIG NEWS, HE'S GETTING BACK INTO THE FESTIVAL BUSINESS!
ALTHOUGH I'D ARGUE, HE WAS NEVER TECHNICALLY "IN THE FESTIVAL
BUSINESS" IN THE FIRST PLACE.
PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED BY THIS.
WHAT ELSE IS HE GOING TO DO?
WHAT ELSE?
ARE DO YOU REALLY THINK THE FYRE FEST GUY IS LIKE,
"LEARNED MY LESSON!
I'M GOING TO NURSING SCHOOL."
AND BILLY MCFARLAND IS PLANNING ALL THIS AFTER SPENDING FOUR
YEARS IN PRISON-- AN EXPERIENCE HE DESCRIBED AS "LIKE FYRE FEST,
BUT WITH BETTER FOOD, SHELTER, AND PEOPLE."
[LAUGHTER] AND, A ZOO IN SWEDEN REMAINS
PARTIALLY CLOSED AFTER A VENOMOUS KING COBRA SNAKE
ESCAPED.
THE SNAKE ESCAPED OVER THE WEEKEND, AND STILL HASN'T BEEN
FOUND.
A SWEDISH KING COBRA.
WHICH IS LIKE A NORMAL KING COBRA, ONLY SEXIER.
[LAUGHTER] THE ZOO IS NOW PARTIALLY CLOSED
DOWN BECAUSE OF THE ESCAPE.
PARTIALLY?
IT'S PARTIALLY!
CLOSE IT ENTIRELY!
DO THEY THINK THIS SNAKE IS SNEAKY ENOUGH TO ESCAPE, BUT
RESPECTFUL ENOUGH TO AVOID THE AQUARIUM?
[LAUGHTER] IS THERE ANY ANIMALS YOU'RE
SCARED OF?
>> Ian: I DON'T TRUST DOLPHINS FOR A SECOND.
>> James: WHY?
>> Ian: I DON'T LIKE HOW SHINY THEY ARE.
THAT CREEPS ME OUT.
WHY ARE YOU SO SHINY?
AND I DON'T KNOW, THEY HAVE GROUPS.
A LAUGH A LOT.
I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF ME.
THEY'RE LIKE THE COOL HOT GUYS -- THEY'RE LIKE THE WATER POLO
TEAM AND I'M JUST ON THE BEACH WITH A T-SHIRT.
I DON'T LIKE THEM.
I DON'T LIKE DOLPHINS.
NEVER HAVE.
THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO TO CHANGE MY MIND.
>> James: WOW.
REG, ANY ANIMALS YOU'RE SCARED OF?
>> Reggie: HORSES.
>> James: I GET THAT.
>> Reggie: THEY'RE TOO TALL.
>> James: YEAH.
>> Reggie: AND THEIR LEGS ARE LIKE STICKS AND THEN THEY HAVE A
REALLY POWERFUL NECK.
>> James: YEAH.
>> Reggie: AND THEY CAN MOVE THEIR HEAD REALLY QUICKLY
SIDE-TO-SIDE.
IF YOU'RE NEXT TO THEM AND THEY DECIDE TO LOOK AT SOMETHING,
THEY'LL LIKE JUST KNOCK YOU OUT.
>> James: I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, YEAH, THAT'S A VERY GOOD
POINT.
I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ANY ANIMAL THAT'S INCREDIBLY
COMFORTABLE WITH ME ON IT.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: THAT'S A LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE WHICH I CANNOT RELATE
TO.
THE ONLY -- THE ONLY THING I'VE SEEN CLOSE TO THAT LEVEL OF
CONFIDENCE IS PETE.
[LAUGHTER] AT A BARBECUE.
>> UNSTOPPABLE!
>> James: YEAH.
>> Ian: PETE WILL THROW YOU ON HIS BACK, TOO.
>> James: YOU KNOW IF I WAS GOING TO GET ON ANY MAN'S BACK
IN THIS STUDIO, YOU KNOW WHO IT WOULD BE.
MARK RIGHT THERE.
THERE HE IS.
HE'S THE ONLY MAN -- HE'S THE ONLY MAN I'D BE CONFIDENT THAT
HE WOULD GET ME TO THE DESTINATION I NEEDED.
>> I'LL GET YOU THERE, JAMES.
>> James: HE WILL GET ME THERE.
>> YEAH.
>> James: AND WE ALREADY KNOW HE'S GOT ONE THING IN COMMON
WITH A HORSE.
[LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]
>> HONESTLY.
HONESTLY.
>> James: LOOK!
LOOK!
LOOK AT HIM!
LOOK!
THAT'S -- THAT'S AN ANIMAL I'M SCARED OF!
RIGHT THERE!
[LAUGHTER] WHO IN THE GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT
JUST HAS THAT PHOTO READY?
HOW COULD SOMEONE JUST BE LIKE -- OH D HE MENTION MARK?
THROW IT UP!
[LAUGHTER] LOOK AT THAT!
[APPLAUSE] I MEAN, HOW -- WHAT OTHER PHOTOS
HAVE THEY GOT UP THERE JUST READY TO GO?
>> I WAS SHOCKED AT THE SPEED THAT CAME OUT.
>> James: NICK BERNSTEIN.
>> STAND BY.
>> James: KNEW IT!
[LAUGHTER] OH DEAR.
ROB CRABBE.
LOOK AT HIS FACE.
LOOK AT ROB'S FACE.
>> STAND BY.
>> James: STEVE, STEVE, GIVE US A LITTLE DUN-DUN!
[MUSIC] [LAUGHTER]
HEY!
[APPLAUSE] >> Ian: TOTALLY WORTH THE
BUILD UP.
>> James: WOW, THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE BEAUTY!
BEAUTY!
>> THAT IS AWFUL!
I THOUGHT IT WAS PHOTOSHOPPED AND I REMEMBER THAT ACTUALLY DID
HAPPEN.
>> James: HA-HA!
AND FINALLY, THE "PADDLE YOUR OWN PUMPKIN" RACE RETURNED TO
BELGIUM YESTERDAY, AFTER A TWO-YEAR BREAK DUE TO COVID.
HUNDREDS OF COMPETITORS, MANY DRESSED UP IN HALLOWEEN
COSTUMES, CLIMBED INTO GIANT CARVED-OUT PUMPKINS AND PADDLED
AROUND A POND IN NORTHERN BELGIUM.
HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
17 DEAD.
[LAUGHTER] I WAS CONFUSED BY THIS EVENT AT
FIRST, BUT I THINK I GET IT NOW.
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS HOW PEOPLE WHO DON'T DRINK HAVE FUN.
[LAUGHTER] THE CRAZIEST PART OF THE "PADDLE
YOUR OWN PUMPKIN" RACE?
I'M SORRY, THAT'S CLEARLY A EUPHEMISM FOR MASTURBATING.
[LAUGHTER] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF
"THE LATE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY!
JOINING US NOW IS ONE OF FAVORITE GUESTS HERE ON THE
SHOW.
PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE ALWAYS HILARIOUS CHELSEA
HANDLER!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Reggie: IT'S CHELSEA
HANDLER!
♪ >> James: HOW ARE YOU?
SO NICE TO SEE YOU.
CHELSEA, WE LOVE YOU.
WE LOVE YOU HERE AT THE "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
EVERYBODY LOVES YOU.
YOU'RE FAMOUSLY, FAMOUSLY AN OPEN BOOK, BE IT ON YOUR "DEAR
CHELSEA" PODCAST OR RELATING TO FANS ON YOUR OWN STAGE AND I
REALIZED THAT MAKES YOU THE PERFECT PERSON TO COME DOWN AND
HELP OUR STAFFERS HERE WHO ARE GRAPPLING PERHAPS WITH SOME OF
LIFE'S BIG ISSUES.
IT'S TIME FOR "LIFE ADVICE WITH CHELSEA HANDLER."
>> Reggie: IT'S LIFE ADVICE WITH CHELSEA HANDLER.
>> James: OK, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOOD WITH THIS -- I
IMAGINE A LOT OF YOUR FRIENDS TURN TO YOU IN MOMENTS OF CRISIS
IN.
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE TURN TO ME.
I GIVE THERAPY TO MY FRIENDS.
I'VE BEEN THROUGH THERAPY.
I UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS.
I CONSIDER MYSELF A DOCTOR.
>> James: RIGHT.
THAT WAS A REAL JUMP.
>> I'M A DOCTOR, A MEDICAL PRACTITIONER, GYNECOLOGIST AND
>> James: YOU'RE THE PERFECT PERSON TO DO THIS.
FIRST OFF, WE GO TO MELVIN.
MELVIN, SAY HI TO CHELSEA.
WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
>> HOW DO I POLITELY ASK A GUEST TO LEAVE MY HOUSE, WITHOUT
BEING RUDE?
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S BEEN HOURS!
>> James: ALWAYS DIFFICULT TO GET SOMEONE TO LEAVE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, CHELSEA?
>> I JUST GO TO BED, YOU KNOW?
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
JUST DISAPPEAR, AND EVENTUALLY THEY'LL HAVE TO LEAVE.
>> James: HM.
DO YOU TRUST YOUR FRIENDS ENOUGH TO DO THAT, MELVIN?
>> UM, HONESTLY, I DON'T.
>> James: NO?
OK.
>> IN THAT CASE, I WOULD GET YOUR VALUABLES, COLLECT THEM AND
TAKE THEM INTO THE BEDROOM WITH YOU.
>> James: THAT'S A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL IDEA.
NEXT UP, WE'VE GOT WINNIE, WINNIE IS JUST HERE.
WINNIE, I'M EXCITED ABOUT WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE EVER GOING
TO ASK OR SAY AROUND THE OFFICE.
WHAT HELP DO YOU NEED?
>> SO, JAMES LONGMAN, ONE OF OUR E.P.'S, HE CONSTANTLY SENDS ME
ENVIRONMENTAL FACTS EARLY IN THE MORNINGS OR SOMETIMES ON THE
WEEKENDS LIKE I CAUSED THE PROBLEM, UM, SO I WAS JUST
WONDERING, SHOULD I BILL THE SHOW EVERY SINGLE TIME HE DOES
THAT?
[LAUGHTER] >> James: WOW, WE SHOULD SAY
THIS IS JAMES LONGMAN WHO HAS JUST STOOD VERY CASUALLY HERE.
[LAUGHTER] LIKE HE STOOD THERE IN SOME KIND
OF WHAT I WOULD CALL SPORTS CASUAL, UM.
>> WELL, HE'S AN ENVIRONMENTALIST, YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN?
HE'S SO GOT TO THINK ABOUT, I GUESS, NOT HIS CLOTHING.
[LAUGHTER] SORRY.
>> James: YOU -- YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOU JUST KILLED
HIM.
NO IDEA.
GO ON.
WHAT DOES WINNIE DO ABOUT THIS?
>> I MEAN I WOULDN'T -- CHARGING HIM IS AN.
>> YOU CAN RESPOND BY SENDING HIM THINGS ABOUT IRRITABLE BOWEL
SYNDROME OR OTHER THINGS YOU MIGHT THINK HE MIGHT BENEFIT
FROM AND THEN HE'LL GET THE MESSAGE QUICKLY THIS WOULD BE
BETTER ADVICE IF HE WASN'T STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, BUT
-- BUT, YEAH, I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST FIND SOMETHING THAT'S
REALLY GOING TO IRK HIM AS WELL.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT THE PROBLEM.
WE ALL ARE.
>> EXACTLY.
>> James: THAT'S VERY, VERY GOOD ADVICE.
CHRIS, CHRIS RIGHT HERE, CHRIS, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
WHAT DO YOU NEED CHELSEA'S HELP WITH?
>> MY BOSS KEEPS TELLING ME I NEED TO STOP WEARING JEAN
SHORTS.
BUT I LIKE JEAN SHORTS.
WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON JORTS IN THE WORKPLACE?
>> James: STAND UP FOR US.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THE FULL JORTS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] CHRIS, CHRIS HAS BEEN WEARING --
CHRIS HAS BEEN -- IAN, HOW LONG HAS CHRIS BEEN WEARING JEAN
SHORTS TO WORK?
DO YOU THINK SIX YEARS?
>> EIGHT YEARS, THE ENTIRE TIME HE'S BEEN AT THE SHOW WHICH IS
THE ENTIRE TIME WE'VE HAD A SHOW, IT'S BEEN JORTS.
>> I FIND JEAN SHORTS ON MEN TO BE SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE.
THEY'RE RIGHT UP THERE WITH -- YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY'RE RIGHT UP THERE WITH FLIP-FLOPS AT THE WORKPLACE.
I DON'T LIKE THAT EITHER, ESPECIALLY ON MEN, BECAUSE
FLIP-FLOPS ARE KIND OF OUR SHOES.
THEY'RE FOR WOMEN AND FOR GAY MEN.
THERE'S A SEASON WHERE MEN ARE ALLOWED TO WEAR THEM AND IT'S
CALLED SUMMER AND YOU HAVE TO BE BY A WATER FEATURE AND I ALSO --
I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT JEAN SHORTS.
I FIND THAT MEN WHO WEAR THEM, LIKE I DON'T THINK THAT'S A
SOLID FOOT FORWARD, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR BEST FOOT FORWARD OR MAYBE YOU DON'T
BECAUSE HE'S RETIRING OR WHATEVER HE'S DOING AND YOU
DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE AT WORK THINK ABOUT YOU, BUT YOU
SHOULD.
I THINK A LONGER PANT IS A BETTER WAY TO PRESENT YOURSELF
IN A WORKPLACE ENVIRONMENT.
>> James: YEAH, I MEAN -- TO BE CLEAR, IT'S NOT -- IT ISN'T
JUST ME.
I THINK THIS JORTS THING HAS BEEN AN ISSUE COMPANY-WIDE WOULD
YOU SAY?
>> IT'S ALSO -- WE -- WE DON'T -- NO GIRL IS LIKE, OH MY GOD,
HE HAD THE HOTTEST JEAN SHORTS ON.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> James: YEP.
THAT'S IT.
I APPRECIATE T THAT.
>> I APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY.
>> James: WILL THIS HAVE AN IMPACT AT ALL TOMORROW,
LEADERSHIP AND.
>> I PROBABLY WILL WEAR SOME TOMORROW.
>> James: FINALLY, LET'S HEAR FROM ONE OF OUR WRITERS, CECE,
RIGHT HERE.
CECE, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
HO CAN CHELSEA HELP?
>> MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER A LONG TIME.
WE'RE INTERESTED IN SPICING THINGS UP A BIT.
WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THRUPLES?
>> USUALLY SOMEONE GETS LEFT OUT OF THE THRUPLE.
IT STARTS OUT AS A GOOD IDEA THEN SOMEONE IS LEFT AT THE EDGE
OF THE BED GOING WHAT ABOUT ME?
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LOT OF CONVERSATIONS.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO SPICE THINGS UP -- I KNOW WE'RE ON
NETWORK TELEVISION BUT THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT ORIFICES YOU
CAN STICK THINGS INTO.
THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR MORE EXPERIMENTATION.
THINGS YOU THINK YOU CAN'T STAND YOU MIGHT LOVE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
RIGHT?
COME ON, JAMES!
>> James: AND I'M THAT BOMBSHELL.
CHELSEA HANDLER, EVERYBODY.
CHECK OUT HER BRILLIANT PODCAST WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR PODCAST.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHELSEA AND BILLY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.
>> HI, EVERYBODY!
>> James: BILLY, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
CHELSEA HANDLER IS OF COURSE WITH US.
THANK YOU FOR DOING LIFE ADVICE WITH US EARLIER.
BILLY, WHAT'S THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
>> I'M RECEIVED A LOT OF GOOD ADVICE BUT ONE OF THE BEST
PIECES CAME FROM MY MENTOR GEORGE.
HE SAID "NEVER WAIT FOR ANYBODY TO GIVE YOU NOTIFICATION TO
PRACTICE YOUR ART.
YOU SHOULD BE DOING THAT ALL THE TIME."
[APPLAUSE] "WHETHER PEOPLE ARE LISTENING OR
NOT.
"AND MOST OF THE TIME, THEY WON'T BE LISTENING."
>> James: I LOVE THIS.
I FEEL LIKE ENTIRE LIFE IS PERMISSION FOR YOUR ART, BECAUSE
OBVIOUSLY, LOOK AT YOU TONIGHT, YOU'VE BEEN SO -- YOU'VE BECOME
SO KNOWN OUTSIDE OF YOUR INCREDIBLE CAREER FOR BEING SUCH
A TRAIL BLAZER IN FASHION.
I MEAN, THIS ICONIC LOOK THERE WHICH IS YOU HERE DRESSED IN
THIS TUXEDO DRESS!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IT'S JUST BEEN SO SHOWCASED IN A
MUSEUM IN LONDON.
WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO WEAR THIS TO THE ACADEMY AWARDS, DID YOU
REALIZE IT WOULD HAVE SUCH AN IMPACT ON FASHION AND IN
CULTURE?
>> THE SHORT ANSWER IS NO.
THE OTHER ANSWER IS I HOPED IT WOULD.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> I HOPED IT WOULD HAVE SOME SORT OF IMPACT.
I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WOULD HAVE THE IMPACT THAT IT ACTUALLY HAS
HAD.
I COULD NEVER HAVE DREAMED THAT.
>> James: WELL, IT'S A TRIUMPH.
IT'S A TRIUMPH.
IT'S IN THE MUSEUM.
GO AND CHECK IT OUT.
CHELSEEKERS YOU'VE BEEN FLYING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY FOR YOUR
"VACCINATED AND HORNY TOUR."
YOU'VE NOTICED A DISTURBING TREND GIVEN YOU'VE BEEN FLYING A
LOT IN AIR TRAVEL.
>> THIS IS VERY DISENCHANTING.
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO THINK IT'S OK TO TAKE THEIR BARE FEET OUT
ON AIRPLANES.
I WAS ON A FLIGHT -- UHG!
AND THIS GUY HAD HIS TWO PAWS UP ON THE TELEVISION SCREEN, HIS
BARE FEET WITH THE FEET AND HE WAS CHURNING THE STATION WITH --
>> James: NO!
>> YES!
WITH HIS TOE.
I WAS LIKE -- I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING VIOLATED!
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
SO I HAD TO MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT IT AND CALL OUT ALL THE AIRLINES
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE THINKING.
OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS POST COVID.
PEOPLE NEED AN UPDATE ON ETIQUETTE.
I WAS FLOODED.
MY INBOX WAS FLOODED WITH DM'S OF PEOPLE WITH THEIR FEET OUT,
PEOPLE WITH THEIR FEET ON THE CEILINGS.
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS BOMBARDING ME SAYING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
PEOPLE CHANGE THEIR BABY'S DIAPERS!U█ ON THE TRAY TABLE PEE
EAT OFF.
THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!
>> OH MY GOODNESS IS.
>> YOU CAN'T TAKE OUT YOUR BABY'S SHDOOBIE AND PUT IT3
THE TRAY TABLE.
>> I TAKE MY SHOES OFF AND THEY GIVE ME COMPRESSION SOCKS.
>> THAT'S FIRST CLASS.
NOT EVERY CLASS.
>> THAT IS FAIR, BUT WE'RE NOT --
>> I TRAVEL ECONOMY.
THAT'S HOW I KNOW.
>> James: WE'RE NOT SAYING IT'S THE REMOVAL OF A SHOE.
>> I'M FINE WITH A SOCK.
>> James: IT'S A BAREFOOT.
>> YES.
>> I SAW THAT GUY GET UP, GO IN THE BATHROOM BAREFOOT AND THEN
WALK BACK TO HIS SEAT.
>> THAT'S GROSS.
>> THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE.
>> IT IS.
>> THEN I HEARD A STORY A FLIGHT ATTENDANT TOLD ME SOMEONE
BROUGHT OYSTERS ON A PLANE, OYSTERS ON A PLANE TO GO, AND
THEY PUT ALL THE CHEMISE IN -- ALL THE SHELLS IN A BAG UNDER
THE SEAT.
THINGS HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL!
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> WE NEED AN IN-FLIGHT MESSAGE FROM SOMEONE WHO CAN EXPLAIN
THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
>> James: CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION HERE?
I THINK THE TWO OF YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE PERFECT PEOPLE TO
MAKE AN IN-FLIGHT VIDEO WHICH PLAYS ON EVERY PLANE, EVERY
PLANE ACROSS-THE-BOARD, BUT IT'S NOT A SAFETY VIDEO, IT'S AN
ETIQUETTE VIDEO THT'S GOING THIS IS WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
>> KEEP YOUR SOCKS ON, BITCHES!
KEEP YOUR SOCKS ON.
>> James: YOU TRAVEL A LOT.
ANY PET PEEVES WHEN YOU ON A FLIGHT?
>> MY PET PEEVE IS YOU CAN'T TALK ON THE FLIGHT SO I'M GOING
TO SAY MY PET PEEVE IN GENERAL IS WHEN YOU'RE IN A QUIET PLACE
AND SOMEONE'S ON THE PHONE AND THEY'RE YELLING.
AND IT'S LIKE -- AND I'M A YELLER.
I'M A YELLER.
YES!
YES, QUEEN!
YES!
NO, I'M A YELLER, AND SO I TAKE ONE EAR OUT TO MAKE SURE THAT
I'M NOT YELLING.
WHEN I TALK ON THE PHONE, I DO THAT.
THAT'S MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE.
>> PEOPLE WILL DO THAT, TOO, THEY'LL BE ON THE PLANES
FACETIMING EVERYONE WITHOUT AIR PODS IN.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THEIR STUPID CONVERSATION, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?
>> James: CHELSEEKERS BEFORE YOUR INCREDIBLE STAND-UP CAREER,
WHEN YOU MOVED TO LOS ANGELES, YOU WANTED TO BECOME AN ACTOR.
>> I DID, BUT -- YEAH, YEAH.
>> James: HOW DID THE EARLY DAYS?
WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
DID YOU LAND ANY PARTS?
DID YOU GET ANY GIGS?
>> I GOT A COUPLE THINGS.
I WASN'T REALLY GOOD WITH SAYING OTHER PEOPLE'S LINES WHICH IS
WHY I BECAME A STAND-UP SO I COULD WRITE MY OWN MATERIAL.
PEOPLE WOULD HAVE A SCRIPT.
I'D BE LIKE, NO, I WANT TO DO IT THIS WAY.
THEY'RE LIKE, NO.
WE WROTE THIS.
IT'S SO INSULTING TO WRITERS WHEN YOU DON'T READ THEIR
MATERIAL, YOU KNOW?
I WASN'T CONSIDERING THAT.
THEN I GOT A ROLE -- WHAT WAS MY FIRST ROLE.
ON "THE PRACTICE" I PLAYED A RAPE FILM ON "THE PRACTICE" THE
SHOW WITH DYLAN MCDERMOTT.
MY FATHER WATCHED IT.
HE SAID, YOU SEEMED SO SAD.
IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE YOU.
I SAID, I WAS PLAYING A RAPE VICTIM, DAD.
I WAS IN COURT GIVING TESTIMONY ABOUT MY ATTACK.
HE WAS LIKE, I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
THAT WAS LIKE ONE THING I GOT, BUT I DIDN'T -- YEAH, I HAD
AUDITIONS FOR A LOT OF THING WHERE THEY WOULD ASK FOR YOU TO
DANCE OR SING.
I CAN'T REALLY DO ANY OF THAT STUFF.
THE LAST TIME I TRIED TO AUDITION FOR ANYTHING FOR
DANCING WAS AT A CHEERLEADING -- MY CHEERLEADING AUDITIONS IN
MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THE SCHOOL NURSE TESTED ME FOR SCOLIOSIS
THE NEXT DAY.
IT'S A TRUE STORY.
>> James: WOW!
>> AND THEN SHE ASKED ME FOR MY PROOF OF VACCINATION FOR POLIO
BECAUE SHE'S LIKE SOMETHING UP IS WITH YOUR BODY.
AND I WAS LIKE, OH.
AND THEN I REALIZED I JUST HAD NO RHYTHM.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I CAN'T DANCE.
I HAVE NO RHYTHM.
IF I'M AT A PARTY AND ANYONE STARTS DANna. DANCING, I GO ANT
IS SOMEWHERE.
I TRY TO FIT IN.
I JUST DON'T KNOW -- I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I CAN'T
DANCE BUT I CAN'T.
I KNOW TO STAY SEATED.
IT'S LIKE I CAN'T FEEL THE RHYTHM.
>> James: BILLY, YOU, OF COURSE, MULTI-AWARD WINNING
ACTOR, STAGE ACTOR, FILM ACTOR, TV -- DID YOU KNOW THIS THAT
YOUR NAME, YOUR NAME, YOU KNOW, CHELSEA HAD SOME UNSUCCESSFUL
AUDITIONS BUT YOUR NAME HAS POPPED UP ON A LIST OF PEOPLE
WHO COULD TAKE OVER FROM DANIEL CRAIG AS BOND, DID YOU KNOW
THAT?
IT'S THERE.
IT'S THERE ON THE LIST!
>> YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME THAT.
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT!
>> James: IT'S ON A LIST.
IT'S TRUE.
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, I WOULD, BALD!
JAMES BALD!
-- BOND, JAMES BOND!
I GOT A TONY AWARD FOR A BRITISH ACCENT, HONEY, IN BOOTS.
I COULD BE BUTCH ENOUGH.
>> I THINK THE WORLD IS READY FOR THAT.
>> 100%.
>> James: IS IT TRUE YOU AUDITIONED TO PLAY THE BAKER ON
INTO THE WOODS?
>> THERE'S A NEW REVIVAL ON BROADWAY RIGHT NOW.
THE FIRST REVIVAL WAS AROUND 2001.
I AUDITIONED FOR THE BAKER, THE PART YOU PLAYED IN THE MOVIE.
AND THE DIRECTOR SAID, YEAH, YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH
PIZAZZ.
CODE: LET'S GET IT RIGHT FOR THE BAKER.
I SAID WHAT ABOUT THE WITCH?
DON'T PLAY WITH ME!
THE WITCH IS USUALLY A WOMAN.
IT WAS ORIGINALLY BERNADETTE PETERS.
IT'S PATINA MILLER RIGHT NOW ON BROADWAY.
I SAID PLEASE.
HE SAID, WELL, TAKE THE MATERIAL, GO AWAY AND COME BACK
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS AND LET ME SEE WHAT YOU DO WITH IT.
I SAID I DON'T NEED TO.
IT WAS MY FAVORITE MUSICAL.
I CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW.
HE SAID WHAT?
I SAID I CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW.
HIT IT.
AND I HANG ♪ IT'S THE LAST MIDNIGHT
♪ IT'S THE LAST WISH ♪ IT'S THE LAST MIDNIGHT
♪ SOON IT WILL BE BOOM SQUISH ♪ >> James: OH MY, COME ON NOW!
YOU HAVE TO PLAY THAT PART.
>> DON'T PLAY WITH ME.
>> James: YOU HAVE TO PLAY THAT PART.
STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK.
WE'RE BACK WITH CHELSEA HANDLER AND BILLY PORTER.
BILLY, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS UNBELIEVABLE PAPERBACK OF
YOUR INCREDIBLE MEMOIR "UNPROTECTED."
THE BOOK COVERS EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE.
IT'S MORE THAN JUST A MEMOIR REALLY.
WHAT'S THE RESPONSE BEEN TO THE BOOK?
>> UM, THE RESPONSE HAS BEEN REALLY, UM, GREAT.
YOU KNOW?
I WANTED TO WRITE A BOOK THAT WAS ABOUT -- TALKING ABOUT HOW
ART CAN HEAL TRAUMA.
YOU KNOW, I'VE EMPLOYED THAT IN MY LIFE.
MY ART HAS BEEN VERY HEALING TO ME AND MY HOPE IS THAT WHEN YOU
READ IT, YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY ELSE CAN GET SET FREE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT A JUICY TELL ALL.
IT'S A REAL, YOU KNOW, I REALLY, REALLY WENT DEEP.
I WENT DEEP.
>> James: THE BOOKENDS -- IT ENDS WITH THE LYRICS FROM A SONG
THAT YOU WROTE CALLED "STRANGER THINGS.
."
THIS IS YOU SINGING IT AT LAST NIGHT'S GLOBAL FESTIVAL.
HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> ♪ I'M GOING TO KEEP IT TOGETHER
AND MAKE IT GREAT FOR ALL ♪ BECAUSE STRANGER THINGS HAVE
HAPPENED TO ME >> James: THE SONG IS
BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S SO POWERFUL.
I THINK IT'S AMAZING YOU END WITH THE BOOK IN IT.
WHAT'S ABOUT THE SONG THAT'S SO SIGNIFICANT?
>> IT'S EMPOWERING.
ONE OF THE THINGS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
TALK ABOUT IS WE'VE ALL BEEN THROUGH A VERY, VERY ROUGH
COLLECTIVE TRAUMA AND WE'RE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
THE SONG SAYS "STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED TO ME."
NONE OF THIS THAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH IS NEW.
IT'S NOT NEW.
STRANGER THINGS HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED TO ALL OF US.
AND OUR ANCESTORS.
SO DON'T BE SCARED.
DON'T BE TERRIFIED.
STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU KNOW IS RIGHT.
SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER, RIGHT?
STAND FOR SOMETHING OR YOU'LL FALL FOR ANYTHING.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND I JUST -- YOU KNOW -- THAT'S
THE MESSAGE I'M TRYING TO GET OUT TO THE WORLD.
>> James: IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE CHELSEA, YOU'VE RECENTLY BECOME
AWARE OF A PHENOMENA THAT'S CALLED CUFFING SEASON.
WHAT IS CUFFING SEASON FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW?
>> THERE'S A LOT OF NEW TERMS BEING THROWN AROUND.
ONE IS CUFFING.
TAT'S WHEN YOU SHACK UP FOR SOMEONE THROUGH WINTER MONTHS
BECAUSE IT'S COLD.
IT'S SOMEONE BELOW YOUR STANDARDS BUT YOU'RE DESPERATE.
KIND OF LIKE A COVID BOYFRIEND.
YOU KNOW?
THEN SOMETHING CALLED SOAKING WHICH I FOUND OUT ABOUT BECAUSE
I POSTED A VIDEO ON MY INSTAGRAM ABOUT CUFFING THEN I WAS
BOMBARDED WITH NEW INFORMATION.
SOAKING IS A TERM WHERE IT'S FOR MORMONS, LADDER DAY SAINTS WHERE
YOU PUT THE PENIS IN THE PIKACHU BUT YOU DON'T GO BACK-AND-FORTH
BUT YOU LEAVE IT THERE.
THAT'S THE WAY THEY GET AROUND PREMARITAL SEX FOR MORMONS.
YOU PUT THE PENIS IN BUT YOU CAN'T MOVE IT AROUND.
YOU CAN PUT THE WHOLE THING IN AND -- BUT I MEAN, IT'S REALLY
HARD TO PUT -- HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PUT A PENIS IN
SOMETHING AND NOT MOVE IT?
HAVE YOU?
>> WOW!
>> James: I'M TRYING.
I'M TRYING TO THINK WHERE I HAV- >> YEAH, THAT'S A NEW TERM I
HEARD.
SOAKING AND CUFFING.
CUFFING IS LIKE -- I DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD LOWER THEIR
STANDARDS.
NOT FOR THE COLD.
CLIMATE CHANGE IS UPON US.
I'M NOT GOING TO PARTICIPATE THAT KIND OF CHICANERY, JAMES.
CHELSEA WILL BE PERFORMING THIS SATURDAY AT THE HARD ROCK HOTEL
AND CASINO IN SACRAMENTO.
GO TO CHELSEAHANDLER.COM FOR TOR AND TICKET INFORMATION.
BILLY PORTER'S BOOK IS AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE, RIGHT NOW!
REGGIE DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?
>> Reggie: YES, I DO.
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO...
BOTH OF OUR GUESTS.
HERE IT GOES.
UM, IF YOU WERE ON THE OCEAN AT ANY TIME OR ON A SEA, JUST A
LARGE ENOUGH BODY OF WATER TO WHERE YOU CAN JUST SEE WATER NO
MATTER WHERE YOU LOOKED AROUND YOU ON THE HORIZON, WOULD YOU
BEFORE TO BE ABOVE WATER OR WOULD YOU PREFER TO BE IN A
SUBMARINE?
OR WOULD YOU PREFER TO JUST, YOU KNOW, JUST --
>> JUST WHAT?
>> >> James: JUST BE?
>> I WOULD BE ABOVE WATER.
I LOVE CRUISING.
I LOVE A GOOD MEDITERRANEAN CRUISE.
YOU POP IN AND YOU POP OUT.
I LIKE IT.
THE HOTEL IS THE BOAT.
YOU GET TO SEE A BUNCH OF PLA PLACES.
I LIKE IT AT NIGHT TIME.
YOU'RE ON THE -- YOU'RE IN THE CLUB.
YOU CAN'T SEE NOTHING.
I LIKE IT.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
I WOULD LIKE TO BE ABOVE WATER ON A YACHT WITH SELECTED PEOPLE.
>> I CRUISE WITH GAY PEOPLE SO -- ATLANTIS CRUISE EVENTS.
I DO THAT A LOT.
I LIKE IT BECAUSE I'M WITH THE BOYS.
>> James: REG?
>> Reggie: ♪ LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOYS ♪
IT'S CORRECT.
>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
STICK AROUND, ANDY GRAMMER IS HEE WHEN WE COME BACK.
>> James: WELCOME BACK.
I'M HERE AT "THE LATE LATE SHOW" CANDY BAR.
PERFORMING HIS LATEST SINGLE, "SAVED MY LIFE,"
WHICH IS OUT NOW, PLEASE WELCOME ANDY GRAMMER!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ WHOA
WHOA ♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU SAVED MY LIFE ♪ I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE ♪ FOR ME
OH-OH ♪ I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE
WHAT A LITTLE LOVE ♪ COULD MEAN
OH, YOU ♪ YOU STAYED BY MY SIDE
AND YOU ♪ YOU KEEP ON THE LIGHTS
AND YOU KNEW ♪ JUST WHAT TO SAY
WHEN I WAS FADIN' SOMETIMES
ALL THAT YOU NEED IS ♪ SOMEONE WHO CAN BELIEVE IN YOU
MORE THAN YOU DO ♪ I WAS LOST UNTIL I
SAW YOUR HALO ♪ I WAS BLIND UNTIL I
SAW YOUR LIGHT ♪ I BELIEVE, OH, FRIEND
WE ALL HAVE ANGELS AND YOU ARE MINE
♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU SAVED MY LIFE
♪ WHOA-OH-OH WHOA-OH-OH
♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU SAVED MY LIFE
♪ WHOA-OH-OH WHOA-OH-OH
♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU SAVED MY LIFE
♪ I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE WHAT YOUR WORDS
♪ CAN DO OH-OH
♪ THE WHOLE WORLD WAS FALLIN' ALL 'ROUND ME
♪ BUT I HELD ON TO YOU
♪ OH, YOU YOU STAYED BY MY SIDE
♪ AND YOU YOU KEEP ON THE LIGHTS
♪ AND YOU KNEW JUST WHAT TO SAY
♪ WHEN I WAS FADIN' SOMETIMES
♪ ALL THAT YOU NEED IS SOMEONE WHO CAN
♪ BELIEVE IN YOU MORE THAN YOU DO
♪ I WAS LOST UNTIL I SAW YOUR HALO
♪ I WAS BLIND UNTIL I SAW YOUR LIGHT
♪ I BELIEVE OH, FRIEND
♪ WE ALL HAVE ANGELS AND YOU ARE MINE
♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU SAVED MY LIFE
♪ WHOA-OH-OH WHOA-OH-OH
♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU SAVED MY LIFE
♪ I WAS LOST UNTIL I SAW YOUR HALO
♪ I WAS BLIND UNTIL I SAW YOUR LIGHT
♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU SAVED MY LIFE
♪ I BELIEVE, OH, FRIEND WE ALL HAVE ANGELS
♪ AND YOU ARE MINE ♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU SAVED MY LIFE ♪ ♪ WHOA-OH-OH
WHOA-OH-OH ♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU SAVED MY LIFE ♪ ♪ WHOA-OH-OH
WHOA-OH-OH ♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU SAVED MY LIFE ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> James: WHAT ABOUT THAT?
ANDY GRAMMER, EVERYBODY!
OH.
THANK YOU, MAN.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
ANDY GRAMMER, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
TOMORROW NIGHT, JOSH GAD WILL JOIN US, FRED ARMISEN WILL BE
HERE, AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM THE BIG PINK.
WE HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US, TOO.
WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.