1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:04,904 ♪ ARE YOU READY Y'ALL TO HAVE 2 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:12,879 SOME FUN. ♪ ROCK 'N' ROLL TONIGHT. 3 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:18,852 ♪ ♪ THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." 4 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:22,389 >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM 5 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:27,227 INSIDE THE INSIDENESS OF A-- GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, 6 00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:35,502 THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES CORDEN! >> James: HOW ARE YOU? 7 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:42,909 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. THANK YOU FOR COMING, EVERYBODY. 8 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,945 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE, EVERYBODY. 9 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:47,147 ALL RIGHT. HELLO, GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND 10 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:50,650 GENTLEMEN, AND WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW." 11 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:55,688 BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. 12 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,357 YOU'RE VERY KIND, THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 13 00:00:57,424 --> 00:01:01,494 THANKS FOR STAYING UP FOR US. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO 14 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,762 THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! 15 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:03,496 SHE IS A TALENTED ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "AMERICAN HORROR STORY," 16 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:04,998 "SCREAM QUEENS," AND "BOOKSMART!" 17 00:01:05,064 --> 00:01:07,033 THE DAZZLING BILLIE LOURD IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! 18 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:13,573 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HE IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR 19 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,376 YOU KNOW FROM "EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS," "THE WALKING DEAD," AND 20 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:17,944 "THE UNITED STATES VERSUS BILLIE HOLIDAY!" 21 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:21,014 THE ONE AND ONLY TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! 22 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:25,385 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AND SHE IS A TREMENDOUSLY 23 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,320 TALENTED STAND-UP COMEDIAN, AND WE'RE THRILLED SHE'LL BE MAKING 24 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:30,890 HER LATE NIGHT DEBUT HERE WITH US TONIGHT. 25 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:34,961 IT'S ANDREA JIN! ARE YOU READY,. 26 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:38,932 >> Reggie: I AM. >> James: THEN THIS IS THE 27 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:42,702 "LATE, LATE SHOW," I'M JAMES CORDEN, ROLL THE TITLES. 28 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:51,544 COME ON. THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" OH OH, THE 29 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,613 "LATE, LATE SHOW," 30 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:57,917 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH 31 00:01:57,984 --> 00:01:59,519 THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH 32 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:06,993 THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ 33 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:07,794 >> IT CERTAINLY IS. THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, 34 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:08,728 EVERYBODY. HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING. 35 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,563 DID EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD WEEK OFF? 36 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,398 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE? IAN. 37 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,667 A GOOD WEEK OFF? WHAT DID YOU DO. 38 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:17,303 >> I WENT TO DISNEYLAND. A BARBECUED. 39 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:22,075 I SLEPT IT WAS 3 FOR 3, BABY. >> James: 3 FOR 3. 40 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:24,644 A TOTAL, I DID A TOTAL SWITCH OFF. 41 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,246 >> YEAH. >> James: YEAH, YEAH, NO 42 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,748 PHONE, NO TV, REALLY CUT MYSELF OFF. 43 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:33,686 HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING? DID I MISS ANY NEWS? 44 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:38,691 I WISH THAT WAS THE CASE. AS SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE SEEN 45 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:43,463 LAST WEEK THERE WERE STORIES ABOUT ME BEINGS BANNED FROM A 46 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:44,864 RESTAURANT. AND AT THE TIME I CONSIDERED, 47 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:50,503 YOU KNOW, LIKE TWEETING ABOUT IT OR INSTAGRAMING ABOUT IT. 48 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:54,674 LIKE WHENEVER THESE SORTS OF MOMENTS COME MY WAY, I LIKE TO 49 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:58,945 ADOPT QUITE A BRITISH ATTITUDE. SORT OF KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON, 50 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:03,082 THINGS ARE GOING TO GET WRITTEN ABOUT ME, NEVER COMPLAIN, NEVER 51 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:05,018 EXPLAIN. IT'S VERY MUCH MY MOTTO. 52 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:09,188 BUT AS MY DAD POINTED OUT TO ME ON SATURDAY, HE SAID SON, WELL, 53 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:13,660 YOU DID COMPLAIN. SO YOU MIGHT NEED TO EXPLAIN. 54 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,995 LOOKINGS WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE 55 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,997 RESPONSIBILITY. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD, IF IT IS 56 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:19,832 OKAY, I WOULD SHARE WITH YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 57 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:24,103 SO A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO I WAS IN NEW YORK WITH SOME FRIENDS 58 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:28,107 AND WE WENT FOR BREAKFAST AT ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE 59 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:32,145 RESTAURANTS, A PLACE CALLED BALTHAZAR AND GENUINELY I LOVE 60 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:35,348 IT THERE, I LOVE THE FOOD, THE VIBE, THE SERVICE. 61 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:39,152 IF I LIVED IN NEW YORK I WOULD GO EVERY DAY, ON THE PROADVICEO, 62 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,454 YOU KNOW, THAT THEY WOULD LET ME IN. 63 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:46,326 SO WE SIT DOWN, WE ORDERED. AND MY WIFE EXPLAINED THAT SHE 64 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,461 HAS A SERIOUS FOOD ALLERGY, RIGHT. 65 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:53,333 SO WHEN EVERYBODY'S MEALS CAME, MY WIFE WAS GIVEN THE FOOD THAT 66 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:57,637 SHE WAS ALLERGIC TOO. TO, SHE HADN'T TAKEN A BITE, WE 67 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:01,107 SENT ITK BA, ALL WAS GOOD. AS HER MEAL CAME WRONG TO THE 68 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:05,311 TABLE THE THIRD TIME, IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT, I MADE, I 69 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:09,048 MADE A SARCASTIC, RUDE COMMENT, RIGHT, ABOUT COOKING IT MYSELF. 70 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:13,853 AND IT IS A COMMENT I DEEPLY REGRET, RIGHT. 71 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,489 I UNDERSTAND THE DIFFICULTIES OF BEING A SERVER. 72 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:19,459 I WORKED SHIFTS AT RESTAURANTS FOR YEARS. 73 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:23,363 I HAVE SUCH RESPECT AND I VALUE ANYONE THAT DOES SUCH A JOB. 74 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:26,666 AND THE TEAM AT THAT RESTAURANT ARE SO GREAT. 75 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:29,102 THAT IS WHY I LOVE IT THERE. THE RESTAURANT MANAGER AND THE 76 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:32,405 SERVER, THEY WERE LOVELY. THEY WERE LOVELY, THEY BROUGHT 77 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,807 OUT FOUR GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE AS AN APOLOGY. 78 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:36,409 BUT WE WERE LIKE THAT IS NOT NECESSARY. 79 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:39,779 WE DON'T NEED IT WE HAD A GREAT TIME, EVEN FOR ME T WAS TOO 80 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:44,617 EARLY TO START DRINKING. SO BUT HERE IS THE TRUTH OF IT, 81 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:49,822 RIGHT, BECAUSE I DIDN'T-- BECAUSE I DIDN'T SHOUT 82 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:52,892 OR SCREAM, LIKE I DIDN'T GET UP OUT OF MY SEAT. 83 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:58,731 I DIDN'T CALL ANYONE NAMES OR USE DEROGATORY LANGUAGE, I HAVE 84 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,867 BEEN WALKING AROUND THINKING THAT I HADN'T DONE ANYTHING 85 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:03,936 WRONG, RIGHT. BUT THE TRUTH S LIKE I HAVE, I 86 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,105 MADE A RUDE COMMENT. AND IT WAS WRONG. 87 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:12,045 IT WAS AN UNNECESSARY COMMENT. IT WAS UNGRACIOUS TO THE SERVER. 88 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:14,614 SO LAST MONDAY THE OWNER OF THE RESTAURANT HAD HEARD WHAT 89 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:18,751 HAPPENED AND HE INSTAGRAMED THAT I WAS BANNED FROM THE RESTAURANT 90 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,788 FOR TWO OFFENSES. ONE WAS A MEAL THAT I THINK WAS 91 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:26,959 BACK IN 2014 WHEN I SENT A DISH BACK THAT HAD HAIR IN IT. 92 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:31,531 AND THE OTHER WAS LAST WEEK, SO WHEN I READ THIS POST I-- I 93 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:33,900 IMMEDIATELY, I GOT HOLD OF THE PHONE NUMBER, I CALLED HIM 94 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:37,870 STRAIGHT AWAY AND I TOLD HIM HOW UPSET I WAS. 95 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:42,341 I UPSET I WAS THAT ANYBODY WAS HURT BY ANYTHING THAT I HAD 96 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:43,676 DONE. AND ANYTHING THAT I HAD SAID. 97 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:46,212 AND WE HAD A GOOD TALK. HE APPRECIATED THE CALL. 98 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:50,516 I WAS HAPPY THAT WE GOT TO CLEAR THE AIR, AND I FELT LIKE WE 99 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,719 DEALT WITH IT PRIVATELY, YOU KNOW. 100 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:57,390 BUT BY THIS POINT, THE STORY WAS OUT THERE. 101 00:05:57,457 --> 00:06:02,762 AND WELL, PEOPLE WERE UPSET. WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT OF HELL 102 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:09,302 I'M GOING TO MAKE SUPER HELL AND PUT JAMES CORDEN IN IT. 103 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:12,605 >> I HATE CARPOOL KARAOKE MUCH I DON'T EVEN SING TO MYSELF ANY 104 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:15,208 MORE. AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE WHICH 105 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:20,546 WAS WAIT, JAMES CORDEN HAS A WIFE? 106 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:21,547 (LAUGHTER) RIGHT? 107 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:24,150 NOW LOOK, I GET IT. I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. 108 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,454 I UNDERSTAND EVERYBODY GETTING UPSET AND I ACCEPT EVERYBODY'S 109 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:30,523 OPINION. I ALSO HATE, AS I SAID TO THE 110 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:36,796 OWNER THAT DAY, THAT I WAS EVER UPSET ANYBODY EVER, IT WAS NEVER 111 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:39,198 MY INTENTION. IT JUST WASN'T. 112 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,334 AND I LOVE THAT RESTAURANT. I LOVE THE STAFF THERE. 113 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:45,071 I HOPE I'M ALLOWED IN AGAIN ONE DAY. 114 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,141 SO WHEN I'M BACK IN NEW YORK I CAN GO THERE, AND APOLOGIZE IN 115 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:51,778 PERSON WHICH IS SOMETHING I WILL ABSOLUTELY DO. 116 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:54,347 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." 117 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,830 >> James: WELCOME BACK, IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME FOR THE 118 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:11,898 NEWS. >> James: AND THERE'S SOME BIG 119 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,599 NEWS FROM MY HOMELAND. THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS A NEW 120 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,802 LEADER! IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT 121 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:18,938 FORMER FINANCE MINISTER RISHI SUNAK WILL BE THE U.K.'S NEXT 122 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,840 CONSERVATIVE PRIME MINISTER, FOLLOWING BORIS JOHNSON AND 123 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:29,115 LIZ TRUSS. THERE IT IS, BRITISH POLITICS, 124 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:31,150 SOLD. NOW I SHOULD SAY WE TAKE THIS 125 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:34,821 AROUND 4 P.M., SO BY THE TIME THIS SHOW AIRS, THERE COULD 126 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:41,027 ALREADY BB SOMEBODY ELSE IN THERE WE DON'T KNOW. 127 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:42,662 AS A MAN OF PUNJABI INDIAN DESCENT, HE'S THE FIRST PERSON 128 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:46,098 OF COLOR TO LEAD THE U.K. AND, AS A 42-YEAR OLD, HE'S THE 129 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:52,438 FIRST PRIME MINISTER WHO PROBABLY OWNED A LIMP BIZKIT CD. 130 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:56,242 >> HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW? >> I'M 38. 131 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,512 >> James: 38, I MEAN IF YOU JUMPED INTO POLITICS NOW. 132 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:02,315 >> YEAH. >> James: YOU RECKON YOU COULD 133 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:05,084 BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES BY 42? 134 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,955 >> FOUR MORE YEARS? IF I'M RACIST AGAINST THE RIGHT PEOPLE, 135 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:15,828 I GOT IT LOCKED UP. >> Reggie: TRUE. 136 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:26,706 >> DON'T OO ME, OH AMERICA. >> James: TAKING OVER THE JOB 137 00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:28,040 SUNAK IS TAKING OVER THE JOB, OF COURSE, AFTER LIZ TRUSS 138 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:29,609 ABRUPTLY RESIGNED FROM OFFICE LAST THURSDAY. 139 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,410 TRUSS ONLY LASTED 44 DAYS ON THE JOB, MAKING HER THE 140 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:34,413 SHORTEST-SERVING PRIME MINISTER IN BRITISH HISTORY. 141 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:38,684 I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY TO BECOME THE ANSWER TO A TRIVIA QUESTION. 142 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:39,886 WHILE 44 DAYS IN OFFICE IS SHORT, HAVING "PRIME MINISTER OF 143 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:45,992 THE UNITED KINGDOM" ON HER RESUME IS SURE TO IMPRESS THE 144 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:53,032 ANY MANAGER THAT IS HIRING AT NANDOS. 145 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:58,037 I ALWAYS FEEL FOR AMERICA, THAT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT NANDO'S IS. 146 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:00,406 HOW MANY AMERICANS KNOW WHAT NANDOS IS. 147 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:07,246 PUT YOUR HAND UP, SEE, NOT MANY. NOT MANY, NOT A LOT. 148 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:10,349 >> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I DID THE OTHER DAY. 149 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,852 >> WHAT'S THAT. >> James: HOT ONE, YOU KNOW 150 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,787 THE SHOW HOT ONE. >> DID YOU SURVIVE. 151 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:17,089 >> James: YES, DID ALL TEN, DID THE LOT. 152 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:23,329 >> HOW DID IT GO? >> James: NOT GREAT. 153 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:27,266 IT WAS NOT PLEASANT. I MEAN I LOVE SEAN, LOVED DOING 154 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,067 IT. IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 155 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:31,704 I THINK I DRUNK SEVEN PINTS OF MILK. 156 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:34,607 HONESTLY, SEVEN PINTS OF MILK. >> IS ICE CREAM AN OPTION? 157 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,876 DID YOU EAT ICE-- THAT IS HOW I WOULD GO. 158 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,979 >> James: THEY BRING YOU ICE CREAM AT THE END BECAUSE I THINK 159 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,081 YOU DON'T, I THINK PERHAPS EATING ICE CREAM IN BETWEEN ALL 160 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:45,885 OF THEM COULD MAKE YOU FEEL-- I HAD MILK AND THEY BRING YOU ICE 161 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:50,222 CREAM AT THE END. AND THERE WAS ONE MOMENT WHERE, 162 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:55,428 I HONESTLY FELT LIKE MY WIFE WAS GOING TO EXECS PLOAD. 163 00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:59,098 I WAS LIKE-- THE THING IS FOR ME, I DON'T EVEN, I CONSIDER 164 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:05,004 LIKE TABASCO TO BE HOT SAUCE. THAT IS HOW-- YEAH, I KNOW. 165 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:08,407 >> WHY DID YOU DO IT. >> James: YEAH T WAS, I LOVED 166 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:11,210 DOING IT. BUT I DIDN'T, I MEAN THE WHOLE 167 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:15,681 LIP, THE WHOLE THING. >> HOW WERE YOU AFTERWARDS. 168 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:22,388 FINE, UNTIL ABOUT 3 A.M. AND THEN I THINK IT WOULD BE 169 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:31,864 UNGENTLEMANLY OF ME TO SHARE ANY OTHER DETAILS ABOUT THAT. 170 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:37,136 >> YEAH. >> LIKE THE FIRE SIDE OF A FIRE 171 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:37,903 HYDRANT. >> James: THERE IS A SONG 172 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:43,676 ABOUT IT. >> YEAH, RING OF FIRE. 173 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:47,780 >> James: LIZ TRUSS LASTED JUST 44 DAYS ON 174 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,149 JOB, AND YET NICK BERNSTEIN KEEPS HANGING ON. 175 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:54,553 CHEERS TO YOU, NICK. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 176 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,689 IT'S INCREDIBLE. >> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD 177 00:10:56,756 --> 00:11:06,732 RESIGN, OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE-- LONG TIME PROBABLY. 178 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:09,702 >> James: IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS, DID YOU SEE THIS, ON 179 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:12,471 FRIDAY FORMER TRUMP ADVISOR STEVE BANNON WAS SENTENCED TO 180 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:16,175 FOUR MONTHS IN JAIL FOR DEFYING A JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE 181 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,611 SUBPOENA. OBVIOUSLY BANNON IS APPEALING, 182 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:28,320 WHICH IS A SENTENCE EVEN STEVE BANNON HAS NEVER HEARD BEFORE 183 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:32,892 FOUR MONTHS IS A TERRIBLE TIME FOR PRISON SENTENCE, LONG ENOUGH 184 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,761 TO KNOW YOU ARE IN PRISON BUT NOT LONG ENOUGH TO GET 185 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:44,236 ABSOLUTELY JACKED. YOU CAN'T MAKE INROADS ON YOUR 186 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:47,640 TRICEPS ISES. >> YEAH, SOME OF THESE ARE JOKES 187 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:50,076 AND SOME ARE JUST GREAT OBSERVATIONS. 188 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:56,682 >> James: THEY'RE JUST FACTS. BANNON HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO 189 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:57,817 JAIL. I FEEL LIKE THIS SHOULD HAVE 190 00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:58,784 ALREADY HAPPENED-- BUT MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE STEVE BANNON 191 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:04,023 ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON. 192 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,591 AND, THERE'S A NEW ELECTION CONTROVERSY TO TELL YOU ABOUT. 193 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,961 AN ITALIAN MAYOR IS NOW FACING BACKLASH AND CLAIMS OF A RIGGED 194 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:13,165 ELECTION! OH, AND DID I MENTION, THE MAYOR 195 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:17,069 IS A CAT? IT'S TRUE. 196 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:20,973 THE TOWN HAS A HISTORY OF ELECTING A CAT AS AN HONORARY 197 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:25,544 "MAYOR OF ANIMALS." I JUST LIKE THAT AN ITALIAN CAT 198 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,546 WAS SWORN IN AS MAYOR, AND THAT'S NOT THE CONTROVERSIAL 199 00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:32,351 PART OF THIS STORY. OPPONENTS SAY THE ELECTION WAS 200 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,253 RIGGED, BUT THE CAT DEFENDED ITSELF. 201 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:42,995 HE WAS LIKE, "I PROMISE, THE ONLY THING FIXED IS ME!" 202 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,930 >> THERE IS NO NOISE LIKE IT WHEN YOU HEAR CATS HAVING A 203 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:48,234 FIGHT THERE IS NO NOISE LIKE IT. >> YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS 204 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:56,342 HAPPENING. >> James: CORRECT, CORRECT. 205 00:12:56,408 --> 00:13:00,713 >> James: THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE NOISE. 206 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:03,549 >> THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. 207 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:08,053 YOU HAVE EVER WALKED IN LIKE A ROOM OR ANYTHING WHEN, WE USED 208 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,657 TO HAVE A CAT, WE USED TO HAVE A CAT AND ONE TIME I WALKED INTO 209 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:16,829 OUR KITCHEN AND THERE WAS OUR CAT AND ANOTHER CAT IN OUR 210 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:22,935 KITCHEN, YOU KNOW, IT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A CAT. 211 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,937 AND SO BUT THERE WERE BOTH T WAS TWO CATS. 212 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:30,009 OR CAT AND A CAT I DIDN'T KNOW AND THE FOOD, THE FOOD WAS LIKE 213 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:33,012 IN BETWEEN THEM. AND THE TWO OF THEM WERE JUST 214 00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:47,960 DOING THIS. (LAUGHTER) 215 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:57,002 DOING THIS. (LAUGHTER) 216 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:15,821 THEY WERE DOING THIS, I OPENED-- SO I OPENED THE DOOR. 217 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:19,825 RIGHT. I OPENED THE DOOR, ONE OF THEM 218 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:23,195 GOES-- LIKE THAT. AND AS SOON AS HE DOES THAT THE 219 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,831 OTHER ONE JUST BANG, GONE. AND THAT WAS IT. 220 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:29,635 FULL FIGHT AROUND THE WHOLE ESTATE. 221 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:34,406 >> THIS IS A SAFE SPACE, RIGHT. >> James: IT CERTAINLY FEELS 222 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:39,912 IT. >> RIGHT, DO BRITISH CATS MEOW 223 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,448 DIFFERENT? (LAUGHTER). 224 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:45,918 >> James: IT IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION. 225 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,386 >> RIGHT? >> James: IT IS AN 226 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,288 EXTRAORDINARILY GOOD QUESTION. >> YEAH. 227 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:53,025 >> James: I IMAGINE THEY DO. >> RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU HAVE HEARD 228 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:53,926 AMERICAN CATS. >> James: I HAVE. 229 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,896 >> YOU HEARD BRITISH CATS. >> ames: YES. 230 00:14:57,963 --> 00:15:00,065 IT IS SIMILAR. >> YEAH. 231 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,501 >> James: BUT ONE IS JUST EVER SO SLIGHTLY LOOKING DOWN ON YOU 232 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,105 MORE THAN THE OTHER. AND IT IS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE 233 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:15,547 WHICH IS WHICH. AND FINALLY DID SEE THIS, A 234 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:20,052 COMPANY IS MAKING CUSTOM SNEAKERS FOR HORSES, HE TAKE 235 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:28,227 BRANDED SHOES FOR HUMANS AND REPURPOSES THEM TO HIT, LOOK AT 236 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:32,698 THAT, FINALLY LINE YE YOUR HORSE CAN RUN AROUND IN AIR FORCE ONES 237 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,268 THE WAY GOD INTENDED. IF I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE RUNNING 238 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,871 AROUND IN EXPENSIVE SNEAKERS WHILE WEARING NOTHING ELSE, I 239 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:43,642 WILL JUST GO TO IANS ON THE WEEKEND. 240 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:47,579 SNEAKERS FOR HORSES OR AS THEY ARE ALSO KNOWN, MARY JORDANS. 241 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:50,549 YOU SEE WHAT WE DID THERE? DO YOU GET IT. 242 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,151 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. 243 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,905 >> James: WELCOME BACK. I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE 244 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:17,343 HERE AT THE SHOW WHEN I SAY, OUR FAVORITE PART OF HALLOWEEN 245 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:23,382 IS THE CANDY AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS. 246 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,552 THE GENEROUS FOLKS AT HERSHEY KNOW IT, TOO, 247 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,487 BECAUSE THEY'VE GIVEN US THIS INCREDIBLE "LATE LATE SHOW" 248 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:32,991 CANDY BAR TO ENJOY ALL WEEK. IT'S FULLY STOCKED WITH KIT-KAT 249 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:40,332 BARS AND REESE'S CUPS. THIS WHAT NOT MADE LIFE EASY FOR 250 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:43,669 YOU AND I. THEY HAVE DONE A NICE THING BUT 251 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:47,373 FOR US A WHOLE WEEK, HOW AM I GOING TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT. 252 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:50,709 >> I THINK WE SHOULD MOVE OUR DESK OVER TO THAT SIDE OF THE 253 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,778 SHOW. >> James: IMAGINE IF WE COME 254 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,114 BACK TOMORROW YOU SAT IN THERE, COVERED IN REESES. 255 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,751 >> DHOK LAT FACE LIKE ATHREE YEAR OLD TODDLER, YEAH, GREAT 256 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:02,221 IDEA. WHATEVER YOU THINK, I'M IN. 257 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:05,958 >> James: TUNE IN TOMORROW, THAT MIGHT HAPPEN BUT RIGHT NOW 258 00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:07,659 LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN "TICKET TO 259 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,963 PARADISE!" PLEASE WELCOME BILLIE LOURD! 260 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:24,209 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AND HE STARS IN "ABBOTT 261 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,577 ELEMENTARY!" IT'S TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS! 262 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:40,526 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 263 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:43,829 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 264 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,699 >> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE. 265 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,735 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TO SEE US. 266 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,938 BILLY, LOOK AT YOU, LOOK AT THIS, LOOK, ARE YOU GLOWING. 267 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:57,576 >> I'M LITERALLY SPARKLING. >> James: HOW ARE YOU FEELING 268 00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,913 I'M TOO PREG NANTZ TO BE OUT OF MY HOME, BUT THIS IS THE ONLY 269 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,915 PLACE I WANT TO BE. >> James: WE LOVE YOU FOR 270 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,116 THAT, WE DO, WE LOVE YOU FOR THAT. 271 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,518 >> IT IS BECAUSE I THOUGHT WERE YOU A TRAINED OB. 272 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,855 >> James: NO, I'M NOT. >> THAT'S DEVASTATING, YOU 273 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,056 SHOULD BE. >> James: THAT IS NOT TRUE. 274 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:14,493 BUT YOU FEEL GOOD, HOW DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT THE PREGNANCY. 275 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,796 >> I'M FEELING GOOD, I'M A PSYCHOPATH, I JUST GOT BACK FROM 276 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,966 LONDON AND DID AMERICAN HORROR STORY BEFORE I DID THIS MOVIE SO 277 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:27,306 I AM FEELING A LITTLE CERTIFIABLE, LAST TIME I WAS 278 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:33,645 WATCHING SOPRANOS SO IT WAS AN EASIER VIBE SO BUT HERE HI 279 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,215 SCWHRZ WE APPRECIATE IT, TYLER, FIRST TIME ON THE SHOW, SO HAPPY 280 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,817 TO SIGH, YOU COME FROM A LARGE FAMILY, ARE YOU GOOD WITH 281 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,953 BABIES? >> I AM REALLY GOOD WITH BABIES. 282 00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:45,424 BECAUSE MY VOICE IS REALLY DEEP, I PUT THEM TO SLEEP REALLY 283 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:48,327 EASILY, YEAH, YEAH. >> James: YOU DO NOT WANT TO 284 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,863 TELL SOMEONE WHO SELF SEN MONTHS PREGNANT THAT, BECAUSE THEY WILL 285 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,232 GET YOUR NUMBER. >> I AM LOOKING FOR A NANNY. 286 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,969 >> I'M LOOKING FOR A PART TIME. >> BECAUSE I'M SERIOUS, REALLY 287 00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,737 IN THE MARKET. >> James: HOW DID YOU LEARN 288 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,874 YOU HAD SUCH A GIFT. >> MY VOICE DROPPED WHEN I WAS 289 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,776 LIKE 14. AND WAS CARRYING ONE OF MY GOD 290 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,613 KIDS AND I WAS JUST HUMMING TO WHATEVER I WAS LISTENING TO FROM 291 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:11,483 THE TIME, I WAS JUST HAVING MY REGULAR DAY, NEXT THING I KNOW 292 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:14,353 HE'S KNOCKED OUT. AND IT IS THE RESONANCE OF MY 293 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,455 CHEST THAT KIND OF SENTED HIM OFF. 294 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,524 >> James: BUT NOT SINGING TO HIM, NOTHING. 295 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,592 >> NO, JUST HUMMING. HUMMING, TALKING, ALL OF THAT. 296 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:24,129 >> James: THAT SAY BEAUTIFUL GIFT TO HAVE YOU COME, I DON'T 297 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:27,032 KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW THIS, YOU COME FROM A FAMILY OF MUSICIANS, 298 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:31,870 YOUR PARENTS WERE BACKUP SINGERS FOR HUGE ACTS LIKE PATTI 299 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,105 LABELLE, LUTHER VANDROSS. >> YEAH. 300 00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:35,474 >> James: WHEN THEY WOULD GO ON TOUR, DID YOU GO ON TOUR AND 301 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:39,077 SPEND TIME WITH THEM AT THE KID. >> I WAS MORE OF A STUDIO BABY. 302 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:43,482 THERE SAY PHOTO MY MOTHER HAS IN HER HOUSE OF MY MIDDLE BROTHER 303 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:47,219 SCREAMING, CRYING, LIKE CRYING BLOODY MURDER ABOUT ABOUT BECOME 304 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:50,789 HELD BY LUTHER VANDROSS WHO IS JUST CUDDLINGS WITH HIM, MY 305 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,458 BROTHER CAN'T STAND IT THOSE ARE THE FAMILY PHOTO WES HAVE AROUND 306 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,528 THE HOUSE. >> James: OH MY GOSH, LUTHER 307 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,298 VANDROSS JUST HOLDING YOUR BROTHER AND HIS VOICE IS NOT 308 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,866 MAKING. >> IT'S NOT WORKING, IT'S NOT 309 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,534 WORKING. >> James: NOW YOU HAVE QUITE A 310 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:05,504 BIT IN COMMON. YOU BOTH TURNED 30 THIS YEAR. 311 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,773 BILLIE. >> LOOK AT US. 312 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:11,043 >> WHEN WAS YOURS. >> OCTOBER 9th. 313 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,377 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JULY 167th. 314 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,313 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. >> WOW. 315 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,616 >> James: HOW IS IT-- HOW ARE YOU FINDING BILLIE, BEING THE 316 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,819 BIG 3-0. >> HONESTLY, SO MUCH BETTER. 317 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,556 I'M FINALLY, MY BOD BODY IS FINALLY GETTING CLOSER TO THE 318 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:28,460 AGE OF MY SOUL WHICH IS LIKE 57. SO IT FEELS HEALTHIER FOR ME TO 319 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:32,230 SAY 30 THAN SOMETHING LIKE 29 OR 12 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 320 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:35,601 >> James: RIGHT. >> SO IT FEELS MORE NORMAL. 321 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,203 >> WHAT ABOUT YOU. >> 100 PERCENTMENT I REFUSED TO 322 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:43,875 LEAVE THE 70S, SO I AM ABOUT 65, 70, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 323 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:47,245 >> I'M WITH YOU. >> James: BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT 324 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:51,483 YOU AS A YOUTHFUL, YOUNG. >> I'M JUST SMALL, JUST SMALL. 325 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,685 >> James: I THINK THAT IS WHAT IT IS. 326 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,188 >> I THINK IT MIGHT BE MY HEIGHT, YEAH. 327 00:20:56,254 --> 00:21:00,759 NOT MY SOUL, MY SOUL IS OLD AS HELL. 328 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:04,062 >> James: AND ARE YOU ENJOYING 30, ONLY BEEN A FEW WEEKS. 329 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:06,965 >> I'M LOVING 30. IT IS SUCH A GOOD AGE. 330 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:10,502 CAN I LIKE STAY I'M NOT GOING PLACES BECAUSE I'M 30. 331 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,771 >> GET SOME KIDS AND YOU CAN DO THAT EVEN MORE. 332 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:15,140 >> THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO DO, I HAVE TO LEVEL UP. 333 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:19,211 >> GET SOME KID, REALLY THE WAY TO GET OUT OF EVERYTHING. 334 00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:20,479 >> EVERY EVENT POSSIBLE. >> James: YOU ARE RIGHT, 335 00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:25,183 BECAUSE WHEN PEOPLE SAY COME ON, ARE YOU IN YOUR 20, YOU HAVE TO 336 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,518 LIVE A LITTLE NOSM ONE SAYS THAT WHEN ARE YOU 30. 337 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:31,790 NO ONE GOES COME ON, YOU'RE IN YOUR 30S. 338 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:34,626 COME ON THE-- YOU KNOW? NOW BILLIE, LET'S TALK ABOUT 339 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:38,163 YOUR BRILLIANT NEW MOVIE, TICKET TO PARADISE IT SAY BIG 340 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,833 OLD-FASHIONED ROMCOM. NOW YOU SHOT THIS MOVIE WITH 341 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,436 GEORGE CLOONEY AND JULIA ROBERTS ON A BEACH. 342 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:45,904 >> HORRIBLE PEOPLE. >> James: ON A BEACH IN 343 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,272 AUSTRALIA. >> IT WAS AWFUL. 344 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:50,442 >> Jmes: I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THIS IS A VERY TOUGH SHOOT. 345 00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:53,278 >> IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL TIMES IN MY LIFE, I REALLY, 346 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,514 REALLY SUFFERED. THEY ARE REALLY UNATTRACTIVE, 347 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:57,916 HORRIBLE PEOPLE AND BEACHES ARE HORRIBLE PLACE TO WORK. 348 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:01,520 IT WAS JUST REALLY, I SUFFERED IMMENSELY. 349 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:04,356 >> James: WHEN YOU WERE FILMING IT, YOU WERE LIKE OH, 350 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:07,492 THIS IS HOW DE CAP RIO FELT IN THE REV ADVANCE. 351 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:10,896 >> 100 PERCENT, WRAPPED IN THAT HORSE JUST CRYING, THAT IS HOW I 352 00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:13,131 FELT ON THE BEACH WATCHING THE WAVES. 353 00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:16,535 IT WAS REALLY HARD. >> James: TELL US ABOUT-- TELL 354 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:19,404 US ABOUT THE MOVIE AND TELL US WHO YOU PLAY. 355 00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:23,675 >> TICKET TO PARADISE SAN OLD-FASHIONED ROMCOM WITH THE 356 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:27,179 TWO OLD-FASHIONED, I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT T IS RUDE WHEN YOU CALL 357 00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:30,682 PEOPLE OLD. THEY'RE NOT OLD. 358 00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:33,418 THEY'RE SUPER YOUTHFUL, THEY ARE IN THEIR 30S. 359 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:38,356 THEY'RE SUPER YOUTHFUL BUT IT IS A REALLY FUN, ESCAPIST ROMCOM 360 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:43,929 AND THEY ARE JUST THE REALIST MOVIE STARS OF ALL THE REALIST 361 00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:48,433 MOVIE STARS OF ALL TIMES. AND I PLAY A CHARACTER NAMED REN 362 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,069 WHO IS THE ULTIMATE THIRD WHEEL PSYCHO DRUNK PERSON. 363 00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:55,540 WHICH IS BASICALLY ME ON A WEEKEND WHEN I'M NOT PREGNANT. 364 00:22:55,607 --> 00:23:00,278 I'M OFF RIGHT NOW, I'M ON A HIATUS FROM BEING THE THIRD 365 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:01,680 WHEEL. SO BUT THAT IS ME IN THE MOVIE. 366 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:06,618 AND IT IS SO MUCH FUN. AND IT IS SO COOL THAT IT IS IN 367 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,421 THEATERS BECAUSE WAVES DON'T LOOK AS BIG ON IPHONES SO YOU 368 00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:12,357 REALLY GOT TO GET IN THERE AND IN THE THEATER. 369 00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,659 >> James: AND IN THE CLIP WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE GEORGE CLOONEY 370 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:18,764 IS THROWING WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE SOME PRETTY IMPRESSIVE DANCE 371 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:19,965 MOVES. >> IT IS SHOCKING. 372 00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:22,134 >> James: WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING IN CUT LOOSE ON THE DANCE 373 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,536 FLOOR. >> ST TRULY OTHERWORLDLY T IS 374 00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:27,706 AGAIN LIKE LEO IN THE REV ADVANCE IN THE HORSE CARCASS, 375 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:30,842 LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY LIFE, I'M CRYING, WHAT IS GOING 376 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,344 ON. IT WAS AMAZING. 377 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:36,348 HE WAS REALLY SWEATING AND THERE WAS NO CHOREOGRAPHER, THEY 378 00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:39,618 REALLY THROUGH THEIR SOULS INTO IT IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WAY IT 379 00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:44,756 WAS A MASTER CLASS IN BEER PONG, I SUCK AS BEER PONG, I THOUGHT I 380 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:48,026 WAS GOD UNTIL I PLAYED WITH GEORGE CLOONEY. 381 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:52,364 HE WAS REALLY GOOD. AND HE SWEATS BEAUTIFULLY, HE 382 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:55,567 REALLY DOES. >> THAT SHOULD BE ON THE TOP OF 383 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:58,403 HIS RESUME. >> HE SWEATS STUNNINGLY, GEORGE 384 00:23:58,470 --> 00:23:59,538 CLOONEY. SOMEONE COULD HAVE SOLD THE 385 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:01,606 SHIRT THAT HE SWEAT THROUGH BECAUSE IT WAS REALLY DUFL. 386 00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:03,575 >> LET ME KNOW IF THEY GET AROUND TO THAT. 387 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,710 >> I WOULD BUY IT, I WOULD BUY IT. 388 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:08,346 >> James: I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HIM PER SPIRING. 389 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:12,184 ISN'T THAT AMAZING. I CAN'T SEE IT. 390 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,585 >> NO, IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. UNTIL IT DOES. 391 00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:17,489 AND THEN YOU SEE IT AND YOU ARE LIKE WOW, THIS MAKES SO MUCH 392 00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:21,993 SENSE AND LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. LET'S WATCH A CLIP. 393 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:24,462 >> James: A >> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A 394 00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:29,734 CLIP FROM "TICKET TO PARADISE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW! 395 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,536 THE OLD WAYS, THE OLD WAYS, COME ON. 396 00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:35,106 >> CAN WE GET SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE AGE APPROPRIATE FOR THESE 397 00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:37,843 TWO. SOMETHING OLD SCHOOL. 398 00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:44,349 >> GET READY, AND-- . ♪ EVERYBODY DANCE NOW. 399 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:47,419 ♪ OH NO, NO, NO. DAD. 400 00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:50,722 DAD, PLEASE STOP DOING T&AT. >> OH YEAH. 401 00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,390 ♪ EVERYBODY DANCE NOW. ♪. 402 00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:56,127 >> PEOPLE ARE LOOKING. DAD. 403 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:57,062 DAD! STOP DOING THAT. 404 00:24:57,128 --> 00:25:04,803 OH MY GOD. CALL IT OFF, RIGHT NOW, PLEASE. 405 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:10,375 >> EVERYBODY DANCE NOW. >> I'M PRAYING FOR AN ASTEROID. 406 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:13,078 >> James: STICK AROUND MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME 407 00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:13,945 BACK, EVERYBODY. 408 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:43,008 >> HEACH HALLOWEEN GREGORY OR SHOULD I SAY KAREEM ABDUL JABAR 409 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:47,312 FROM AIRPLANE. >> NO, WILL YOU MEET HIM. 410 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:52,417 >> NO I'M SULLY SULENBERGER, CHELSEA, AKA THE PILOTED WHO 411 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:55,220 LANDED THE PLANE ON THE HUDSON RIVER? 412 00:25:55,287 --> 00:26:04,029 >> OH, OH, GUESS MINE. >> THE HAMBURGALAR. 413 00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:09,935 >> CLEARLY YOU'RE. >> EXACTLY. 414 00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:12,771 >> >> James: WELCOME BACK. 415 00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:14,439 THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "ABBOTT ELEMENTARY," WHICH AIRS 416 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:21,246 WEDNESDAYS AT 9:00 ON ABC! CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW. 417 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:26,451 THE BIGGEST HIT, I MEAN A HUGE HIT WITH CREDITS, WITH AUDIENCES 418 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:28,453 ALIKE. CURRENTLY IN ITS SECOND SEASON. 419 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,923 TELL EVERYBODY WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THE SHOW THIS SEASON. 420 00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:34,893 >> GOOD, THIS SEASON IT IS MY CHARACTER GREGORY'S FIRST TIME 421 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:42,000 AS A FULL-TIME TEACHER. HE'S NOT DOING THE BEST AT THAT. 422 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:46,738 BUT ULTIMATELY IT WAS THIS NICE LITTLE ART WE LEWDED TO OF WHAT 423 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:50,875 HAPPENS WHEN CHARTER SCHOOLS START POPPING UP IN PUBLIC 424 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:53,511 SCHOOL AREAS AND HOW DO WE DEAL WITH THE DISPARITY WITH THOSE 425 00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:57,716 STUDENTS, IT IS ONE THING TO TALK ABOUT THEM AND THEN THE 426 00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:01,920 WHAT THEY WON'T SAY, WHICH I CANNOT TILL, I'M SO SORRY. 427 00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:06,691 >> James: HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THE WILL THEY, WON'T THEY 428 00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:10,362 SOMETHING-- THE SHOW IS GOING TO RUN I THINK THE FOR YEARS. 429 00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:12,964 >> IT DEPENDS HOW LONG THEY WANT US TO GO CAN I CONFIRM THERE IS 430 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,500 A COURT THAT HAS NOT MADE A DECISION ABOUT WILL THEY OR 431 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:17,869 WON'T THEY. I THINK EVERYONE ASSUMES WILL 432 00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:21,373 THEY, IT WILL, BUT SHE IS JUST LIKE I'M NOT POSITIVE IT WILL GO 433 00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:23,408 THAT I WAY. >> James: THEY MIGHT WON'T 434 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,876 THEY. >> THEY MIGHT WON'T THEY. 435 00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:28,713 >> James: YOU AND THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW AND THE STAR OF THE 436 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:31,349 SHOW, YOU HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR MANY YEARS, WHEN DID YOU FIRST 437 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:33,251 HEAR ABOUT THIS SHOW AND WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN YOU HEARD 438 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:36,221 ABOUT IT? >> THIS SHOW WAS THE ONE SHINING 439 00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:39,024 MOMENTS OF 2020. WE WERE LOCKED IN THE HOUSE, AS 440 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:42,627 MANY OF YOU PROBABLY WERE AS WELL. 441 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:45,463 QUINTA AND I REALIZED WE LIVED DOWN THE BLOCK FROM ONE SNORE 442 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:48,633 ANOTHER. IN THE MIDST OF THIS SHE CAME UP 443 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:51,636 WITH THIS IDEA AND DMED ME AS WE WERE CHECKING WITH EACH OTHER, 444 00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:55,140 MAKE SURE WE WERE STILL, YOU KNOW, ALIVE, IN THE MIDST OF 445 00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:57,876 EVERYTHING THAT WAS HAPPENING. AND IT WAS LIKE HEY, I'M 446 00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:00,011 THROWING YOUR NAME INTO THIS PITCH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS AND 447 00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:02,981 IT JUST HAPPENED TO WORK OUT. >> James: I'M SO PLEASED IT 448 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:06,718 DID YOU ARE SO GOOD IN THE SHOAVMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME I 449 00:28:06,785 --> 00:28:13,124 EVER SAW YOU WAS IN "EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS" WAS WHEN I-- I KNOW 450 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,927 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. BUT BILLIE, YOU ACTUALLY WANTED 451 00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:18,930 TO BE CHRIS ROCK. >> YEAH, THERE SAY WEIRD 452 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:20,031 CONNECTION HERE. >> DID YOU READ? 453 00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:23,601 >> THERE IS REALLY. >> I SHOULD HAVE READ, BUT IT IS 454 00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:25,970 A TRUE STORY. WHEN I WAS GROWING UP MY MOM 455 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:30,775 ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE. AND AT 8 YEARS OLD I SAID CHRIS 456 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:36,114 ROCK. AND A NEUROSURGEON. 457 00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:40,018 BOTH WHICH IS A REALLY WEIRD COMBINATION, BUT TRUE. 458 00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:42,520 >> I WANT THOSE THINGS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL ACCOMPLISH YOUR 459 00:28:42,587 --> 00:28:44,956 DREAMS, YOU STILL CAN. >> James: IF YOU ARE 8 YEARS 460 00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:49,094 OLD, WHAT PART OF CHRIS ROCK DID YOU-- DID YOU SEE. 461 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,297 >> IT WAS ONLY GOING HAPPEN WHEN YOU GROW UP WITH CARRIE FISHER 462 00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:55,300 AND ARE YOU SITTING IN YOUR BEDROOM AND WATCHING CHRIS ROCK 463 00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:58,670 STAND UP ALL THE TIME WHICH MOST EIGHT YEAR OLDS AREN'T, BUT I 464 00:28:58,736 --> 00:28:59,938 WAS. SO THAT IS WHAT WAS GOING ON. 465 00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:03,074 >> YOU WERE PROBABLY AT MORE TIME SEEN MORE OF CHRIS' WORK 466 00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:05,877 THAN I HAD. >> MAYBE, AND PROBABLY MORE THAN 467 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:08,847 MOST EIGHT YEAR OLDS. >> James: YOU HAVE GOT A LOT 468 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,515 OF LAUGHS COMING YOUR WAY WHEN YOU COME OUT. 469 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,250 >> GET READY. >> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE 470 00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:14,452 A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING? 471 00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:17,922 >> Reggie: YES, I DO. DO YOU GUYS EVER GO FISHING OR 472 00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:22,827 HAVE YOU EVER GONE FISHING AND HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE KIND OF 473 00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:26,564 GROSS, FOR ANY REASON AT ALL, WHILE YOU ARE FISHING? 474 00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:31,035 LIKE IF YOU ARE, LIKE WHETHER YOU ARE HANDLING BAIT OR WHETHER 475 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:36,741 YOU GET, LIKE THERE SAY WACKY SITUATION WHERE A TACKLEBOX SOAP 476 00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:39,777 AND YOU KIND OF STUMBLE AND PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT AND KIND OF GO 477 00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:43,748 OH, I HAVE A TACKLEBOX SHOE. THAT. 478 00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:45,183 >> THAT IS THE ONLY TIME I DON'T FEEL GROSS. 479 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,552 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> BUT I APPRECIATE THE QUESTION 480 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:51,389 BECAUSE I DON'T GET THAT OFTEN. >> I FEEL MOST AT HOME WHEN I'M 481 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:56,694 PUTTING A WORM ON A HOOK, SORRY FOR THE WORM. 482 00:29:56,761 --> 00:29:58,163 >> YEAH. >> James: THAT IS GOING TO BE 483 00:29:58,229 --> 00:30:03,835 THE NAME OF YOUR BOOK, RIGHT. >> SORRY TO WORM, THE BILLIE 484 00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:04,936 LOURD STORY. >> I'M GLAD THIS IMERS PRODUCED 485 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:07,572 A HEALTHY TITLE FOR A BOOK. YOU ARE CORRECT. 486 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,941 >> James: THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. 487 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:12,110 BILLIE LOURD, TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS. 488 00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:14,345 STICK AROUND, WE HAVE STAND UP FROM ANDREA JIN RIGHT AFTER THIS 489 00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:33,531 >> James: WELCOME BACK, OUR NEST GUEST IS A BRILLIANT STAND 490 00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:36,634 UP COMEDIAN. WE ARE HONORED SHE MADE OUR SHOW 491 00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:39,037 TO MAKE THER LATE-NIGHT TELEVISION A DREW. 492 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:51,683 PLEASE WELCOME ANDREA JIN. >> HI, HI, EVERYBODY. 493 00:30:51,749 --> 00:31:02,327 HI. I IMMIGRATED HERE FROM CHINA, IS 494 00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:08,833 THAT OKAY? IS ARE WE FEELING, OKAY, YEAH, I 495 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:16,908 MEAN IT DOESN'T MATTER, I'M NOT LEAVING SO-- I GOT IN, YEAH. 496 00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:18,509 WHEN I FIRST MOVED HERE I WAS TEN YEARS OLD. 497 00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:24,282 AND THERE WAS A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME TO LIKE THE DISNEY 498 00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:27,919 PRINCESS MULAN, YOU KNOW. THAT IS OKAY. 499 00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:32,624 BUT I DIDN'T LIKE HER VERY MUCH. SECRETLY MY FAVORITE PRINCESS 500 00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:37,128 WAS ACTUALLY SLEEPING BEAUTY BECAUSE SHE WAS ASLEEP FOR THAT 501 00:31:37,195 --> 00:31:40,531 WHOLE MOVIE. AND WHEN SHE WOKE UP, SHE HAD A 502 00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:44,235 CASTLE AND MONEY, LIKE THAT'S MAGICAL. 503 00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:51,376 MULAN HAD TO CUT HER HAIR OFF WITH A SWORD AND THEN FIGHT A 504 00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:53,544 WAR. THAT'S NOT WHAT I IMMIGRATED 505 00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:57,148 HERE FOR. I JUST WANTED TO HANG OUT. 506 00:31:57,215 --> 00:32:01,152 THAT'S T YOU KNOW. ALSO MULAN'S STORY WAS JUST SO 507 00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:04,222 CLOSE TO YOU WILL A THE ASIAN STORIES THAT I HEARD IN CHINA 508 00:32:04,289 --> 00:32:06,157 ALREADY. SHE WASN'T SAYING ANYTHING 509 00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:09,661 DIFFERENT, IT WAS LIKE OH, YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD, YOU HAVE TO 510 00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:13,498 HONOR YOUR COUNTRY, AND BE AWAKE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. 511 00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:26,044 SO SLEEPING BEAUTY WAS LIKE A FEM NIN ICON IN CHINA, YOU KNOW. 512 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:30,915 YEAH. I AM BISEXUAL WHICH IS-- THANK 513 00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:37,789 YOU, YES, I DO A LOT, YES. BUT IT IS SOMETHING I REJECTED 514 00:32:37,855 --> 00:32:41,993 AS A PART OF MYSELF FOR A LONG TIME THOUGH BECAUSE OF MY 515 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:44,996 CULTURE. I FEEL LIKE ASIAN PEOPLE ARE 516 00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:47,398 VERY REPRESSED PEOPLE. THAT IS WHY OUR FOOD TASTES SO 517 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:51,402 GOOD, YOU KNOW. CUZ IT JUST GENERATIONS OF 518 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:55,273 PEOPLE LIKE PUSHING IT, LIKE ASIAN PEOPLE PUSHING IT DOWN, 519 00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:57,275 RIGHT. LIKE NOT LETTING THEIR FEELINGS 520 00:32:57,342 --> 00:33:04,315 OUT, BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU SEAL IN THE FLAVOR. 521 00:33:04,382 --> 00:33:08,653 THAT'S HOW YOU PUT SOUP INTO DUMPLINGS, OKAY. 522 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:13,858 ALSO, IF ARE YOU ALWAYS MAKING LIKE A 48 HOUR NOODLED SOUP 523 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:23,034 THERE IS BASICALLY NO TIME TO BE LIKE, WAIT, AM I GAY? 524 00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:25,970 (LAUGHTER) YEAH. 525 00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:30,041 THAT'S ASIAN GAY CONVERSION THERAPY, RIGHT. 526 00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:35,947 GETTING A CROCKPOT, YOU KNOW. I LIVED WITH MY GRANDPARENTS FOR 527 00:33:36,013 --> 00:33:38,616 A REALLY LONG TIME. AND THEY DO THIS THING WHERE 528 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:43,087 THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE LIKE 30 TO 40 BAGS OF RICE AT HOME. 529 00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:45,223 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT COMES FROM. 530 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:49,160 LIKE HAVING GRANDPARENTS IS KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOU GET A RESCUE 531 00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:50,395 DOG. LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 532 00:33:50,461 --> 00:33:57,502 HAPPENED TO THEM BEFORE THEY GOT TO YOU. 533 00:33:57,568 --> 00:34:01,706 (LAUGHTER) LIKE WHY ARE YOU GROWLING AT THE 534 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:09,447 TV, YOU KNOW? AND SO THEY HORDE RICE, AND ST 535 00:34:09,514 --> 00:34:14,085 NOT THE LITTLE BAGS THAT YOU LIKE TO GET WHEN YOU ARE LIKE 536 00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:18,723 LET'S-- MAKE SOME SUSHI WITH CARROTS IN IT. 537 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:25,496 THAT'S YOU GUYS, RIGHT? NO, IT'S LIKE THE BIG, IT'S THE 538 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:29,300 BULK ONES, RIGHT T IS MADE OF CLOTH LIKE SOMEONE SEWED IT 539 00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:33,471 TOGETHER WHILE CRYING, RIGHT? AND WE GO TO COSTCO FOR THESE 540 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:36,207 BAGS OF RICE. AND YOU GUYS KNOW THAT SAYING 541 00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:40,278 LIKE DON'T GO TO THE GROCERY STORE ON AN EMPTY STOMACH? 542 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:42,713 BECAUSE YOU END UP BUYING TOO MUCH, RIGHT. 543 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:46,050 WE HAVE A SIMILAR SAYING WHERE I AM FROM, IT GOES LIKE THIS, ST 544 00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:49,987 LIKE DON'T GO TO THE BULK FOOD STORE IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A 545 00:34:50,054 --> 00:35:01,365 COMMUNIST DICTATOR. (AUGHTER) 546 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:05,336 YEAH, CUZ YOU BUY TOO MUCH, OH NO. 547 00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:09,440 AND SO IT IS A REAL PROBLEM AT THE IND OF THE COSTCO TRIP, LIKE 548 00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:13,044 MY GRANDPA AND I ARE STANDING IN THE PARKING LOT WITH A TRUNK 549 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:15,580 OPEN, WE CAN'T FIT EVERYTHING WE BOUGHT INTO THE CAR. 550 00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:19,851 LIKE WE'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE-- WHAT, WHAT, WHAT DO WE 551 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:22,220 DO? AND WE SAID THIS TO EACH OTHER, 552 00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:30,628 WE WERE LIKE, WHAT IF WE LEFT GRANDMA HERE. 553 00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:35,199 (LAUGHTER) THAT WILL FIT, RIGHT. 554 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:37,635 MY GRANDMA IS LIKE IN THE CIRCLE, YOU KNOW, SHE IS 555 00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:41,372 LISTENING, SHE IS LIKE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 556 00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:46,210 YEAH, LEAVE ME HERE, OBVIOUSLY, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 557 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:49,580 IT IS CUZ IF WE LEAVE RICE THERE, LIKE SOMEONE IS GOING TO 558 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:51,048 TAKE IT. YOU KNOW. 559 00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:55,753 BUT IF WE LEAVE MY GRANDMA THERE, NO ONE IS GOING TO TAKE 560 00:35:55,820 --> 00:36:02,093 HER. CUZ SHE'S A BURDEN. 561 00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:04,295 (LAUGHTER) ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 562 00:36:04,362 --> 00:36:09,433 THANK YOU. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). 563 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:13,070 >> James: THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. THE ALL BRUM-- ALBUM IS 564 00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:15,706 GRANDMA'S GIRL. YOU CAN GET IT NOW, OH MY GOD, 565 00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:20,144 THAT WAS SO GOOD, YOUR DELIVERY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 566 00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:38,496 >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING TONIGHT. 567 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:41,966 BEFORE WE SAY OUR FINAL GOOD NIGHT WES WERE ALL SHOCKED BY 568 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:45,369 SOME DEVASTATING NEWS TODAY WHICH WAS THAT THE ACTOR AND 569 00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:48,472 PERFORMER LESLEY JORDAN PASSED AWAY TODAY AT 67. 570 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:54,178 I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO MEET LESLEY, HE WAS A TRUE, TRUE, ONE 571 00:36:54,245 --> 00:36:59,450 OF A KIND. HE BROUGHT SO MUCH LIGHT AND JOY 572 00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:02,687 TO THE WORLD THROUGH HIS PERFORMANCES. 573 00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:06,290 AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT TO ME, HIS VIDEOS DURING 574 00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:09,594 LOCKDOWN WAS A RAY OF SUNSHINE IN WHAT WAS A DARK, DARK MOMENT 575 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:11,662 FOR US ALL. AND HE STILL, HE STILL MANAGED 576 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:16,133 TO SHINE A LIGHT INTO OUR LIVES. ANYBODY HERE WHO WORKED ON OUR 577 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,036 SHOW, WHOEVER GOT TO WORK WITH HIM, THEY LOVED HIM. 578 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:22,106 THEY LOVED HIM SO MUCH. AND WE WILL MISS HIM VERY, VERY 579 00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:25,409 MUCH, THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS, LESLIE, REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.