♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL
TO HAVE SOME FUN ♪ trick or treat TONIGHT
DON'T YOU WORRY WHERE THE CANDY COMES FROM, IT'S
GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!"
>> ALL RIGHT FROM THE WORLD'S BIGGEST HALLOWEEN ENTHUSIAST,
PLEASE WELCOME MR. JAMES CORDEN! >> James: BLESS YOU, THANK
YOU, YOU'RE VERY, VERY KIND, THANK YOU VERVE MUCH.
WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW." HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. WE APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT! SHE IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING
ACTOR, PRODUCER, AND ACTIVIST YOU KNOW FROM "SCANDAL," "RAY,"
AND HER NEW SERIES, "REASONABLE DOUBT."
THE ENCHANTING, THE MIGHTY, KERRY WASHINGTON IS ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT! HOW ARE YOU?
>> HI! >> ARE YOU GOOD?
>> I'M SO GOOD. >> James: IT IS SO NICE TO
SEE YOU. I LOVE KERRY WASHINGTON WITH A
POWER SHOULDER. >> YES.
>> James: I LOVE IT. HOW ARE YOU KERRY HOUSE HAVE YOU
BEEN? >> I'VE MISSED YOU MADLY.
>> James: I CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO YOU LATER.
KERRY WASHINGTON EVERYBODY. AND EAST THE GENIUS BEHIND SO
MANY OF YOUR MOVIES, "BRIDESMAIDS," "THE HEAT,"
"SPY," "GHOSTBUSTERS," AND HIS LATEST, "THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND
EVIL." THE ALWAYS DASHING PAUL FEIG IS
ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! HOW ARE YOU?
>> WE'RE JUST LOOKING FOR THE RECIPE, IT'S NOT QUITE READY.
>> James: PAUL FEIG EVERYBODY.
AND SHE'S A CHART TOPPING SINGER-SONGWRITER HAILING FROM
ARMENIA. SHE'S HERE TONIGHT TO MAKE HER
LATE-NIGHT TELEVISION DEBUT. WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE HER
WITH US! THE DAZZLING, THE DIVINE, ROSA
LINN IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
THERE SHE IS! HOW ARE YOU, ARE YOU WELL?
>> I'M GREAT. HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: I WAS TALKING TO ROSA EARLIER, AND TELL EVERYBODY
ABOUT WHAT YOU LEARNED. >> I LEARNED ENGLISH BY WATCHING
YOU! >> James: I SAID, THAT IS A
BAD START! THAT IS A BAD START!
SHE SAID, ESPECIALLY ALL THE CURSE WORDS.
WE LOVE YOU, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
ROSA LINN EVERYBODY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
BAND, ARE YOU READY? LETS ROLL THE TITLES.
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪
>> James: IT CERTAINLY IS! IT'S HALLOWEEN!
WHICH MEANS IT IS THE FINAL NIGHT OF OUR CANDY BAR.
THANKS TO OUR FRIENDS AT HERSHEY'S FOR PROVIDING US
WITH ALL OF THE REESE'S CUPS AND KIT-KATS WE COULD EVER NEED.
THERE IT IS THERE, THANK YOU SO MUCH ENJOYS.
BAND I KNOW YOU'RE ANXIOUS. I PROMISE YOU BY THIS TIME
TOMORROW ALL THE ALCOHOL WILL BE BACK BEHIND THE BAR.
YOU'LL BE FINE. LOOK AT YOU A LITTLE TOP GUN
WORK HERE. >> I THOUGHT IT WAS FINALLY TIME
WE DID SOMETHING TOP GUN THEMED ON OUR SHOW.
>> James: WHAT YOU'RE WEARING THERE IS MY KIND OF COSTUME.
I'VE ONLY WORN COSTUME ONCE TO A HALLOWEEN THING AND I WAS AN
ASTRONAUT AND I WAS VERY COMFORTABLE.
>> THIS IS NOT ONLY YOUR KIND OF COSTUME, THIS IS YOUR COSTUME!
>> James: I LOVE THAT! >> THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE, YOU
WORE THIS IN THE TOP GUN SKETCH WE DID WITH TOM CRUZ.
CRUISE AND I WAS LIKE OH NO.
CHRISTINA IN OUR WARD DRONE DEPARTMENT BROUGHT ME A BUNCH OF
COSTUMES THAT YOU'D WORN AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE CLEANEST.
THERE WE ARE. >> James: DID YOU GO TO ANY
HALLOWEEN PARTIES? >> I DID.
MY WIFE AND I DRESSED UP AS GOMEZ AND MORTICIA ADAMS.
IF SHE KNEW THOSE WERE GOING TO BE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, SHE
PROBABLY WOULD HAVE ASKED WE BE BETTER LIT.
WE USED SO MUCH POMADE. >> James: I'M TRYING TO MAKE
A CONSCIOUS DECISION WHETHER TO IGNORE ROB CRAB.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: I SAW HIM IN THE
BACK OF MY MIND I'M THINKING, IMAGINE WE JUST NEVER GO TO ROB,
ONCE IN THE SHOW. WE NEVER MENTION ROB, WE NEVER
TALK TO ROB. >> I DEFINITELY THOUGHT YOU
WEREN'T GOING TO TALK TO ME. SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
>> James: IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR TONIGHT, TRICK OR
TREATING? >> THIS COULD GO HOME TONIGHT
BUT I DID HAVE TO DRESS UP OVER THE WEEKEND.
>> James: WE'VE GOT A PICTURE.
THIS IS ROB CRAB OVER THE WEEKEND.
(LAUGHTER) >> I DON'T CHOOSE THOSE THINGS.
THERE IS A WOMAN STANDING NEXT TO ME, MY WIFE, WHO COMES UP
WITH THIS. >> James: SHE SAYS, YOU'RE
GOING TO DRESS UP AS THIS DOLL. AND AT NO POINT DO YOU GO OH NO,
I'M NOT GOING TO -- >> NO I DON'T.
I 100% DO NOT! LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW AND THIS
WAS JUST PEER PRESSURE AT WORK! >> James: (LAUGHING) WITHOUT
THE DOLL YOU LOOK LIKE A SORT OF DISGRACED FORMER YOUTUBEER.
>> YES! >> James: ARE YOU GOING TO
STAY AS THIS LOBSTER ALL NIGHT? >> IT'S A CRAB, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: LOOK AT NICKY B, NEK BERNSTEIN, SLASH, SLASH IN
THE HOUSE! ALSO YOU LOOK LIKE A DISGRACED
MAGICIAN. WHO'S BEEN THROWN OUT OF THE
MAGIC CIRCLE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT
THE COSTUME, IT'S TWO COSTUMES. RIGHT NOW HE'S SLASH.
TAKE OFF THE HAT, HOWARD STERN, BABY!
>> James: WE COULD GO ON LIKE THIS
ALL NIGHT LONG, BUT-- HALLOWEEN OR NOT-- WE HAVE A DUTY TO THE
VIEWER AT HOME. THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS. ♪ ♪ ♪
AND TODAY, OPENING STATEMENTS
BEGAN IN THE CRIMINAL TRIAL OF THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION.
THE PROSECUTION LAID OUT THEIR CASE THAT THE COMPANY, FOR
YEARS, PROVIDED UNTAXED COMPENSATION TO TOP EXECUTIVES.
THEIR OPENING STATEMENT WAS, "COME ON!
I MEAN, COME ON! LIKE, COME ON."
THEY PICKED A WEIRD DAY TO BEGIN OPENING STATEMENTS.
IT'S HALLOWEEN. IT'S HARD TO TAKE THINGS
SERIOUSLY, WHEN THE JUDGE IS DRESSED AS ONE OF THE MINIONS.
OF COURSE, WHEN IT WAS THEIR TURN, TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM OPENED
WITH AN ELABORATE EXPLANATION THAT THE GUILTY PARTY WHO NEEDS
TO BE LOCKED UP IS CLEARLY HILLARY CLINTON.
AND, ELON MUSK IS WASTING NO TIME MAKING CHANGES AT TWITTER.
TODAY, HE FIRED THE ENTIRE BOARD, AND HE'S NOW FLOATING
THE IDEA THAT VERIFIED USERS MAY HAVE TO PAY $20 A MONTH TO
RETAIN THEIR BLUE CHECKMARKS. NOT HIS WORST IDEA.
HIS WORST IDEA WOULD BE BUYING TWITTER.
THAT'S HIS WORST IDEA. SO FAR, MUSK'S BIG PLAN IS JUST,
"I CAN'T MAKE TWITTER SUCK LESS, BUT WHAT IF I MADE IT SUCK
DIFFERENTLY?" HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY A MONTH
TO KEEP YOUR BLUE TICK? >> NOTHING.
I'M HANGING ON BY A THREAD RIGHT NOW.
>> James: THAT'S WHY I THINK WHEN YOU SEE MUSK TALK ABOUT
TWITTER, IT'S THE TOWN SQUARE, BUT IT ISN'T.
BECAUSE IF SOMEONE PUTS UP A POSTER IN THE TOWN SQUARE THAT
SAYS GUITAR LESSONS AVAILABLE, YOU DON'T HAVE PEOPLE IN THE
TOWN SAYING, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE GUITAR, I WANT TO PLAY
THE PIANO, YOU PIECE OF (BLEEP. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET MAD ABOUT
ALL OF IT! >> ALL RIGHT, PIANO LESSONS,
WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WITH NO HANDS? >> James: WHY CAN'T YOU BE
KIND YOU PIECE OF (BLEEP)! IN OTHER NEWS, INSTAGRAM FACED
A MAJOR GLOBAL OUTAGE TODAY, WITH THOUSANDS OF USERS SUDDENLY
FINDING THAT THEIR ACCOUNTS HAD BEEN MYSTERIOUSLY SUSPENDED.
MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL OF THE INFLUENCERS WHO HAD TO CONFRONT
THEIR OWN PRIVATE THOUGHTS FOR A FEW HOURS.
THE OUTAGE DIDN'T AFFECT ME. NO WAY.
AS LONG AS I HAVE A SKETCHPAD, SOME CHARCOAL PENCILS, AND A
FAX MACHINE, MY FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS GOING TO KNOW WHAT I JUST
HAD FOR LUNCH. AN INSTAGRAM OUTAGE.
HONESTLY, WITH ALL THESE ADULTS IN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, COULDN'T
HAVE HAPPENED ON A BETTER DAY. AND FINALLY, A WOMAN IN SCOTLAND
WAS SURPRISED TO ATTEND A SERIOUS WORK MEETING TODAY
AND FIND OUT THAT SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WORE A HALLOWEEN
COSTUME. HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
HERE THEY ARE. ALL HER COWORKERS ARE GATHERED
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. JUST A REGULAR NORMAL MEETING.
EXCEPT FOR ONE PERSON. (LAUGHTER)
DRESSED AS ALLIEG. I LOVE IT.
IT'D BE GREAT IF SHE PLAYED IT OFF, LIKE, "THIS ISN'T A
COSTUME, THIS IS JUST WHAT I LOOK LIKE NOW."
AT THE VERY LEAST, I HOPE SHE AT LEAST STAYED IN CHARACTER.
"LAY OFF HALF THE STAFF? RESPEK.
BOOYAKASHA." THE WOMAN SHOWED UP TO
A "SERIOUS TEAM MEETING" AS ALI G., ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT
-- HARD TO SAY THAT, I'VE JUST REALIZED, ONLY TO IS DISCOVER,
I'M STAYING DRUNK! ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT NO ONE
ELSE HAD DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN.
WHAT A GREAT WAY TO FIND OUT THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS
AT WORK. PRETTY EMBARRASSING.
BUT NOT NEARLY AS EMBARRASSING AS THIS!
BUT IT'S EMBARRASSING. THAT'S THE NEWS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW!"
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK NOW.
IT'S OKAY STEVE, YES NICE, I LIKE IT, I DIG THAT!
>> YES IT IS A LONG ONE WASN'T IT, LONG SYNTHESIZER TONE.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ONE. >> YOU HAD A HAIR BALL EARLIER.
FEELING WEIRD. >> James: YOU HAD A WHAT?
>> A HAIR BALL. >> James: BECAUSE YOU WERE A
CAT. >> CATS.
THAT'S WHAT WE WERE DOING, WE WERE CATS.
WE WERE CATS. HAIR BALLS, YOU KNOW?
>> James: YEAH YEAH YEAH, GOT IT.
>> AND I'M GRAY. I HAVE A GRAY AND THE EAR'S BIT
OFF BECAUSE I'M AN OLD TEXT. >> James: REGGIE TEXTED ME,
SAID I'M SO SORRY, I CAN'T BE AT THE SHOW.
I SAID TAKE YOUR TIME, WE'LL BE FINE.
AND I REGRET THAT NOW. (LAUGHTER)
>> James: BUT IT'S HALLOWEEN AND IT SEEMS
THAT EVERYWHERE, THINGS ARE GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT,
INCLUDING ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS.
TAKE A LOOK. ♪ ♪ ♪
>> Announcer: IT'S THE FINAL ROUND OF THE "GREAT BRITISH
BAKING SHOW HALLOWEEN EDITION." AND VYING FOR THE CROWN OF
STAR BAKER ARE FOUR OF THE MOST TERRIFYING BEINGS KNOWN TO
MAN! FREDDY KREUGER!
PINHEAD! THE GIRL FROM "THE EXORCIST!"
AND, JOSH GAD! (LAUGHTER)
>> WHO'S IN THE LEAD? I WOULD HAVE SAID FREDDY WITH
HIS BRANDY SNAPS, BUT HE LET HIMSELF DOWN WHEN HE BRUTALLY
STABBED PRUE LEITH TO DEATH. SO RIGHT NOW, IT'S ANYONE'S
GAME. >> LOOK, I LOVE BAKING, BUT I
DON'T UNDERSTAN WHY I'M HERE. I'M A NICE GUY.
I'M NOT EVIL. >> James: WELCOME BACK
BAKERS, FOR YOUR FINAL SHOWSTOPPER
CHALLENGE, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MAKE "THE CAKE OF YOUR DREAMS."
IT NEEDS TO BE VISUALLY EXCITING, TEXTUALLY STUNNING,
AND A TASTE SENSATION. YOU HAVE FOUR HOURS.
ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET... BAKE.
♪ ♪ ♪ NOTES >> YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY GOT INTO
BAKING FAIRLY RECENTLY. IT'S A NICE SORT OF RESET, AFTER
A DAY SPENT TORTURING PEOPLE FOR MY OWN SICK PLEASURE.
PLUS, FOOD IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE. THANKS A LOT, MOM!
(LAUGHTER) (DRAMATIC MUSIC)
IS HE ALWAYS LIKE THIS? HIS EYES.
IT'S LIKE HE'S LOOKING INTO YOUR SOUL.
>> SO, REGAN, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
>> YOUR MOTHER ROTS IN HELL! >> SHE SAYS SHE'S MAKING A LEMON
CHIFFON CAKE. >> I SEE.
AND, REGAN, IS THAT A CREAM CHEESE FROSTING YOU'RE USING?
>> YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, WORTHLESS SLIME!
>> SHE SAYS IT'S ACTUALLY A FRENCH BUTTERCREAM.
>> FRENCH BUTTERCREAM? REALLY?
IN A LEMON CHIFFON? HMM...
GOOD LUCK. >> I'M MAKING A RASPBERRY JAM,
FOR A CLASSIC SPONGE CAKE. THIS RECIPE WAS PASSED DOWN
TO ME BY MY BUBBIE, WHO USED TO MAKE IT DURING ALL THE
HIGH HOLIDAYS. STILL DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE
BU I'M GOING TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
>> OH, HE KNOWS WHY HE'S HERE. YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE!
(LAUGHTER) >> BAKERS, YOU HAVE ONE HOUR
LEFT! (SNARLING)
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
59 MINUTES. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THIS IS NOT GOOD! MY CORNERS ARE COLLAPSING, AND I
HAVEN'T EVEN MADE MY FONDANT! WHERE'S MY WHISK?
WHERE'S MY WHISK! >> BAKERS YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES
LEFT. >> ARGGH...
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S RISING.
>> I NEED MORE TIME FOR THIS PIPING!
>> YOUR MOTHER (BLEEP) IN HELL! >> TIME'S UP!
BAKERS, STEP AWAY. FROM YOUR BAKES.
>> NOW THIS IS TIME FOR PAUL HOLLYWOOD TO JUDGE THEIR
CREATIONS. FIRST UP IS FREDDY KRUEGER.
>> MMM. FREDDY, THAT IS FANTASTIC.
THAT FONDANT IS SO RICH. WELL DONE.
AHHHHHH! NEXT UP, LITTLE POSSESSED GIRL.
pWELL, AT FIRST GLANCE, IT DOES LOOK A BIT BORING.
(VOMITING) NEXT!
>> WHEN I THINK OF MY DREAMS, I THINK OF MY DAUGHTERS.
THIS IS THEIR FAVORITE MYTHICAL CREATURE.
AND MINE. HASHTAG "GIRL DAD."
>> MMM. HOW DO YOU THINK YOU DID?
>> WELL, I THINK PRETTY GOOD. >> REALLY?
>> YES. >> YOU THINK THIS CAKE IS GOOD?
>> I THINK THE CAKE IS GOOD. ♪ ♪ ♪
>> GO OVER THERE YOU EVIL BASTARD.
>> SO THIS IS THE CAKE OF MY DREAMS.
OBVIOUSLY, IT'S A FLAYED TORSO, BUT IT ALSO REPRESENTS ETERNAL
DAMNATION. IT'S A THREE-LAYER SPONGE.
THE ENTRAILS ARE A STRAWBERRY FONDANT, AND THE BLOOD IS FROM A
DEAD LATVIAN PRIEST. >> YOU MEAN YOU TOOK A RISK.
UNFORTUNATELY IT'S NOT PAID OFF. I'M SORRY.
>> WELL, IT'S BEEN AN AMAZING
COMPETITION. YOU'VE ALL DONE SO WELL.
AND I AM DELIGHTED TO TELL YOU, THE STAR BAKER IS...
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) JOSH GAD.
[ CLA COLL CLAPS, ] OKAY, THEN.
PINHEAD. THE STAR BAKER IS FINHEAD.
WELL DONE. I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY.
THANK YOU. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
I WAS ALWAYS THE UNDERDOG. THE FRIENDSHIPS WILL LAST A
LIFETIME. >> I THINK THIS IS JUST THE
BEGINNING OF ME. >> SHE SAID SATAN, IN HELL!
>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT! SHE STARS IN "THE SCHOOL FOR
GOOD AND EVIL." IT'S KERRY WASHINGTON!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL, IT'S
CALLED ME! >> James: HE DIRECTED "THE
SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL." PLEASE WELCOME PAUL FEIG!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) YOU'RE AMAZING.
BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANK YOU FOR COMING.
I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU BOTH FOUND THE TIME TO BE HERE.
NOW I KNOW YOU'VE WANTED TO WORK TOGETHER FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
PAUL WHAT WAS IT THAT FIRST DREW YOU TO KERRY?
>> WHAT DIDN'T? I WAS A HUGE SCANDAL FAN.
I HAVE TO MEET KERRY. THEN WHEN I SAW HER HOST S AND L
THAT WAS IT! >> HUGE FAN.
WHEN I SAW "BRIDES MAIDS" THAT WAS LIKE THIS IS MY FAVORITE
MOVIE EVER EVER EVER! I WAS SO EXCITED.
>> James: WHEN YOU WATCH FILMS AND YOU FEEL LIKE THEY'RE
HAVING A GOOD TIME YOU FEEL EXCLUDED.
IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE INCLUDED IN ALL THE FUN.
HOW DO YOU DO THAT? >> I WANT TO MAKE MY MOVIES FEEL
LIKE A PARTY. WE HAVE A GREAT SCRIPT, THEY
SURPRISE ME WITH JOKES AND I SURPRISE THEM WITH JOKES AND YOU
WANT TO FEEL LIKE YOU'RE WATCHING THERE WITH THEM.
>> James: WE'RE TALK BHG PARTIES.
IT IS -- ABOUT PARTIES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT PARTIES BECAUSE
KERRY WASHINGTON HAS WON WITH THIS LYE L LIONEL RICHIE.
WHAT MADE YOU A LIONEL RICHIE FAN.
>> I PROBABLY WOULD CRY IF IT WAS "HELLO IDENTITY --
>> I DO IT ALL AGAIN AND AGAIN ♪ ♪ WHOA, WHOA.
>> James: SO GOOD. IT'S SO GOOD!
>> I LOVE THAT YOUR CAPTION FOR THAT WAS I'M GOING TO TORTURE MY
CHILDREN ALL NIGHT LONG. >> HE REPOSTED THAT, HIS
DAUGHTER IN A POST COMMENTED. >> I HAVE NEVER FELT CLOSER TO
YOUR DAD. >> James: WHAT WAS YOUR
FAVORITE HALLOWEEN COSTUME WITH YOUR KIDS WHEN YOU WERE GROWING
UP? >> MY MOM HAD THIS WIG THAT I
THOUGHT WAS REALLY NICE. I THOUGHT, I WOULD DRESS UP LIKE
00 GIRL, I KIND OF FELL IN LOVE WITH MYSELF, I WAS SO BEAUTIFUL,
SO THERE YOU GO. >> HIS FAVORITE COSTUME WAS
HIMSELF. > James: NOW PAUL YOU'VE
BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME IN MY HOME TOWND OF LONDON.
I WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT THIS. YOU RECENTLY HAD AN AUDIENCE
WITH KING CHARLES. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
TELL ME EVERYTHING. >> I'M A GOOD FRIEND WITH AN
AUTHOR SANTA MONTAFIORI. SHE SAID I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU
TO TEA WITH THE PRINCE. NICE TO MEET YOU, YOUR ROYAL
HIGHNESS. THERE HE IS, AND I WENT NICE TO
MEET YOU RUFFF. I BLEW ALL THE AIR OUT OF MY
LUNGS. HE WENT, NICE TO MEET YOU.
I MADE A MARTINI WITH THE NOW THE KING.
THERE YOU GO. >> James: STOP!
YOU FIXED A MARTINI FOR KING CHARLES!
WOW! >> WELL WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
DO! >> James: HOW LONG WERE
THROUGH? >> HOUR AND A HALF TEA AND IT
WAS LOVELY. >> James: WHAT TIME OF DAY
WAS THIS? >> TEA TIME.
>> HOW DOES HE LIKE HIS MARTINI? >> VERY DRY.
I WAS A SUPER-POWER. >> A LOT OF SUPER-POWERS.
>> James: YOU HAVE SPENT TIME WITH WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE
AMERICAN ROYALTY. STACY ABRAMS.
HOW HAS IT BEEN OUT ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL?
>> WHEN I'M NOT WORKING I LIKE TO REMIND PEOPLE HOW IMPORTANT
OUR VOTE IS, WE LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY, EVERY VOTE MATTERS.
NEXT WEEK I GO TO I LOVE STACY, I WANT YOU TO GET OUT THERE AND
VOTE. I'M GOING TO BE IN NEXT WEEK IN
ARIZONA, NEVADA, MICHIGAN AND PENNSYLVANIA JUST REALLY
ENCOURAGING PEOPLE IN THESE KEY STATES TO GET OUT AND VOTE.
BECAUSE MID TERMS ARE WHEN YOUR LOCAL ELECTIONS ARE CHOSEN.
SO IMPORTANT! (APPLAUSE)
>> James: AND HOW DOES STACY ABRAMS LIKE HER MARTINI?
>> I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T GET TO FIX HER A MARTINI.
I DID GET HER DANCING OUT IN THE STREETS, WHICH IS REALLY FUN.
>> James: WE LOVE HER IN THIS SHOW.
SHE'S EXCEPTIONAL SHE REALLY IS. PAUL, ANNAL EARLY TELEVISION
APPEARANCE, THIS IS YOU, I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE BUT THIS IS
YOU AS A CONTESTANT ON A GAME SHOW.
>> LOOK AT YOU! >> THE $25,000 PYRAMID, 1985.
I HAD A HAIRCUT LIKE A TOILET BRUSH.
I ENDED UP WINNING, $29,000! >> WHAT?
>> THE LOIS NETTLETON, ACTRESS, SHE WAS GREAT.
IT ALLOWED ME TO QUIT MY REGULAR JOB AND BECOME A STAND-UP
COMEDIAN. I OWE IT ALL TO DICK CLARK AND
LOIS NETTLETON. >> James: QUIT YOUR DAY JOB.
>> I WANTED TO BE A COMEDIAN. THE LONG MIC, THE LONG '70s
MIC. >> HE'S ALWAYS IMPECCABLY
DRESSED. >> James: YOU ARE ALLOWED,
YOU ARE ALLOWED NOBODY WILL SHOW YOU MORE THAN KERRY WASHINGTON
THAT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MULTITASK.
BECAUSE YOU RECENTLY DIRECTED AN EPISODE OF "REASONABLE DOUBT"
YOU ALSO EXEC DIRECTED THE SHOW. DID PAUL GIVE YOU ANY ADVICE?
>> DIRECTING WOULD BE LIKE THE CAPTAIN OF A SHIP.
IF HE WALKED ON THE SHIP AND THE CAPTAIN WAS IN SWEAT PANTS HE
WOULD WALK OFF THE SHIP. WHICH IS WHY HE IS DRESSED THIS
WAY ALL THE TIME. EVERY TIME I DIRECT, I'M IN
SWEATS, THREE ARE GREAT SWEATS, LIKE DOPE SNEAKERS, I HOPE
THEY'RE SOME COMFORT BUT I'M FAILING IN THE FALL!
>> James: A LOT OF THE TIME THAT YOU'RE ON A SET YOU'VE HAD
TO GO THROUGH COSTUME AND MAKEUP AND ALL OF THOSE THINGS.
>> THAT'S WHAT IT IS. >> James: I ACTUALLY THINK IT
MAKES COMPLETE SENSE TO ME THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO FEEL
DIFFERENT. >> I DON'T WANT TO BE THE GLAM
VERSION, I WANT TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW I'M IN THE TRENCHES.
BRILLIANT. LET ME OFF THE HOOK!
>> James: WHEN DID IT START PAUL THIS INCREDIBLE BESPOKE?
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM IN THE SAME OUTFIT.
>> James: THIS IS THE SECOND OUTFIT HE'S HAD ON THERE SHOW
TONIGHT. YOU CHANGED FOR THE CHECK IN AND
CHANGED AGAIN. >> THAT'S HOW WE DO IT JAMES,
IT'S SHOW BIZ. I WAS PROBABLY EIGHT YEARS OLD
WHEN I GOT MY FIRST THREE PIECE SUIT.
MY FATHER WAS SO UPSET NOT BECAUSE OF THE SUIT.
HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO GROW OUT OF IT IN THREE MONTHS.
I LOOKED LIKE A VENTRILOQUIST'S DUMMY.
BUT I ALWAYS LOVE SUITS. >> James: WHAT WILL MAKE THE
GAME SHOW POP. >> I AGREE.
>> James: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS TO BREAK PAUL, THE CAMERA
NUMBER 2? >> EVERYBODY STICK AROUND WE'LL
BE -- OH SHOOT! YOU'LL DIRECT.
>> TAKE YOU. >> STICK AROUND WITH MORE OF
THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK! HEY!
>> I'VE GOT TO FIND MY FRIEND AND GET BACK TOGETHER.
>> STOP. >> LOOK IF THERE IS A MISTAKE,
THEN THERE'S SOMETHING SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET FIRED FOR,
LITERALLY, LET'S PRETEND THERE IS NOT A MISTAKE UNTIL WE CAN
SORT THIS ALL OUT, YES? BESIDES, THERE IS NO WAY BACK!
>> LIKE WHAT? >> OH I KNOW.
LET'S GET YOU IN YOUR ARMOR! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> OH YES! LOOK AT THAT!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM
"THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON
NETFLIX. CONGRATS ON THE FILM, IT IS A
NUMBER ONE. TELL US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO
YOU PLAY. >> IT'S ABOUT A SCHOOL FOR GOOD
AND EVIL, ABOUT THESE SORT OF ACADEMIES FOR FUTURE VILLAINS
AND HEROES, HOW THEY SORT OF COME INTO THEMSELVES.
TWO GIRLS WHO ARE BEST FRIENDS WHO SOMEHOW WIND UP IN WHAT THEY
THINK IS THE WRONG SCHOOL AND CHAOS ENSUED.
AND I PLAY THE DEAN FOR THE SCHOOL OF GOOD.
>> James: AND YOU SAY YOUR COUNTESS GOOD WAS INSPIRED BY
BEYONCE. ARE YOU A FULLY PAID UP MEMBER
OF THE BEHI? >> OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
pIF YOU PLAN TO PLAY SOME VERSIN OF ROYALTY, AS A BLACK WOMAN,
YOU PLAY BEYONCE. SORT OF FAIRY GOD MOTHERS AND
PRINCESSES, ALL THE CROWNS AND TEXTURED HAIR, THAT WAS ALL
QUEEN B. >> James: I WAS NEVER ABLE TO
SECOND-GUESS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO NEXT.
IT NEVER CROSSED MY MIND THAT THIS IS THE TYPE OF MOVIE.
YOU MUST BE THRILLED THAT IT'S SUCH A SUCCESS.
>> OH YES, TWO AND A HALF YEARS I WORKED ON THIS MOVIE TOO.
BUT I LIKE TO DO DIFFERENT GENRES, I LIKE TO CHALLENGE
MYSELF AND SURPRISE MYSELF. IT'S FREAKS AND GEEKS WITH
MAGIC. IF YOU LOOK AT IT THAT WAY.
>> THAT'S SO TRUE. >> THE CHANCE TO DESIGN ALL
THESE AMAZING COSTUMES AND IT WAS JUST A THRILL.
>> James: IF WE ARE ASKING FOR THINGS THRILLING, PAUL FEIG
HAS WRITTEN HIS OWN COCKTAIL BOOK, IT'S OUT NOVEMBER 15th.
IT'S CALLED COCKTAIL TIME. >> DON'T YOU WISH THAT IT HAS
MAN WHO MADE A MARTINI FOR THE KING?
>> James: WHEN DID YOU FIRST GET INTERESTED IN MAKING
COCKTAILS? >> I LOVED COCKTAIL CULTURE.
WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD, SOUNDS LIKE A TRAGIC STORY.
WHEN I WAS FIVE MY PARENTS TOOK ME TO LAS VEGAS, THIS IS BACK IN
THE OLD DAYS WHEN THIS KIND OF STUFF HAPPENED.
THEY WENT TO SEE A FIGHT, LIKE A MOHAMMED ALI FIGHT, I THOUGHT I
WAS GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO, BUT THEY PUT ME IN A ROOM THAT WAS
LIKE A NURSERY, IT LOOKED OUT ON PEOPLE WHO WERE IN THE CASINO.
I WANT THAT! HONESTLY EVER SINCE THAT MOMENT,
GOD IS MY WITNESS I'M GOING TO HAVE COCKTAILS AND BE INTO THAT
CULTURE. >> IT'S LIKE OLD HOLLYWOOD
GLAMOR. >> James: THERE IS ACTUALLY A
COCKTAIL THAT IS NAMED AFTER YOU, KERRY WASHINGTON.
>> I DON'T DRINK A LOT, WHAT'S IN YOUR DRINK?
I DO WORK OCCASIONALLY, IT'S THE FIRST NIGHT OF MY VACATION, I
FALL ASLEEP ON THE TABLE. I'M SUCH A LIGHT WEIGHT, I'M
SOMETHING WITH KOMBUCHA, I'M KOMBUCHA-OBSESSED, HE PUT
TOGETHER THAT COCKTAIL. >> THE VERY SCHERY KERRY.
>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE THANK OUR
WONDERFUL GUESTS, PAUL FEIG AND KERRY WASHINGTON.
WE'LL COME BACK.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
I'M HERE THE LATE LATE SHOW CANDY BAR.
MAKING HER LATE-NIGHT TELEVISION DEBUT, PERFORMING "SNAP,"
WHICH IS OUT NOW, PLEASE WELCOME ROSA LINN!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ IT'S 4 A.M.
I CAN'T TURN MY HEAD OFF ♪ WISHIN' THESE MEMORIES
WOULD FADE ♪ THEY NEVER DO
TURNS OUT PEOPLE LIED ♪ THEY SAID
"JUST SNAP YOUR FINGERS" ♪ AS IF IT WAS REALLY THAT EASY
FOR ME TO GET OVER YOU ♪ I
JUST NEED TIME ♪ SNAPPING ONE, TWO
WHERE ARE YOU? ♪ YOU'RE STILL IN MY HEART
SNAPPING THREE, FOUR ♪ DON'T NEED YOU HERE ANYMORE
GET OUT OF MY HEART ♪ 'CAUSE I MIGHT
SNAP ♪ I'M WRITING A SONG
SAID, "THIS IS THE LAST ONE" ♪ HOW MANY LAST SONGS ARE LEFT?
I'M LOSING COUNT ♪ SINCE JUNE 22nd
MY HEART'S BEEN ON FIRE ♪ I'VE BEEN SPENDING MY NIGHTS
IN THE RAIN, TRYNA PUT IT OUT ♪ SO, I'M SNAPPING ONE, TWO
WHERE ARE YOU? ♪ YOU'RE STILL IN MY HEART
SNAPPING THREE, FOUR ♪ DON'T NEED YOU HERE ANYMORE
GET OUT OF MY HEART ♪ 'CAUSE I MIGHT SNAP
OH-OH-OH-OH ♪ 'CAUSE I MIGHT SNAP
OH-OH-OH-OH ♪ AND IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS,
"YOU SHOULD GET OVER IT" ♪ OH, I MIGHT STOP TALKING TO
PEOPLE BEFORE I SNAP SNAP, SNAP
♪ AND IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS, "YOU SHOULD GET OVER IT"
♪ OH, I MIGHT STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE BEFORE I SNAP
SNAP, SNAP ♪ SNAPPING ONE, TWO
WHERE ARE YOU? ♪ WHERE ARE YOU?
YOU'RE STILL IN MY HEART ♪ STILL IN MY HEART
SNAPPING THREE, FOUR ♪ DON'T NEED YOU HERE ANYMORE
NEED YOU HERE ANYMORE ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH
'CAUSE I MIGHT SNAP ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH
GET OUT OF MY HEART ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH
'CAUSE I MIGHT SNAP ♪ OH-OH-OH-OOH
♪ OH OH OH, OH OH OH ♪ >> James: OH MY WORD, OH MY
GOODNESS, AWAY A PERFORMANCE ROSA LINN EVERYBODY ACCOUNTABLE
REMEMBER WHERE YOU SAW HER AND COME ON BACK!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HAPPY HALLOWEEN
FROM EVERYBODY HERE FROM THE LATE LATE SHOW CANDY BAR.
THANK YOU HERSHEY'S FOR GIVING US.
WHO WANTS SOME RELEASE'S AND KIT-KATS!