♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL
TO HAVE SOME FUN ♪ AND ROCK YOUR BODY TONIGHT.
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT. ♪ WE'RE GOING TO ROCK YOU RIGHT.
♪ ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW". >> THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT WAS ONLY 73 SHOIS LEFT TO G IT YOUR FAVORITE HOST, JAMES
CORDEN! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, THANK YOU FOR COMING THANK YOU
EVERYBODY, THANK YOU, HELLO, GOOD EVENING, WELCOME TO THE
"LATE, LATE SHOW," THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT, EVERYBODY.
VERY, VERY KIND. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO
THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
HE'S A TALENTED ACTOR, HOST, VOICEOVER HALL-OF-FAMER,
PODCASTING MOGUL-- THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN'T DO!
WE LOVE HIM! IT'S WILL ARNETT IS ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
OH, HEY WILL, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> I'M JUST CATCHING UP WITH MY
GIRLFRIEND JDZ YEAH? WHAT IS GOING DOWN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> JUST, I WAS MAKE YURG
CHRISTMAS PRESENT, BUSTED. >> James: OH, WHAT IS IT?
>> IT'S-- IT IS A CANADIAN TOQUE, A TOXIC WARM HAT, I JUST
THOUGHT IT IS YOUR LAST SEASON AND WANTED TO GIVE I SOMETHING
TO REMEMBER ME BY. DON'T YOU-- .
>> James: DON'T YOU DARE. >> OH GOD, ARE YOU A BEAUTIFUL
ENGLISH BAS TARD. >> James: I PROMISED MYSELF I
WOULDN'T CRY. >> I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD.
>> James: I GOT TO MOVE ON, WILL ARNETT, EVERYBODY.
AND AND SHE IS A TALENTED ACTRESS
YOU KNOW FROM "GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY," "FILTHY RICH," AND HER
NEW SERIES "MAMMALS." COMING SOON TO PRIME VIDEO,
THE STUNNING MELIA KREILING IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HOW ARE.
>> I'M GOOD, HI. >> James: GOOD DRESS TONIGHT,
GOOD DRESS, I LIKE THIS. >> WE'RE MATCHING.
>> James: WE ARE, WHO KNEW THAT-- WOW, LOOK AT THAT.
IT WAS TWO YEARS AGO WE GOT MARRIED ON THAT SHOW AND WE'RE
STILL HOLDING AN AUTUMNAL VIBE. >> YEAH, THE CONNECTION IS
INCREDIBLE. >> James: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE
TAND I LOVE YOU, BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE, MELIA KRIELING,
EVERYBODY. AND HE IS A GRAMMY-NOMINATED AND
MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING RAPPER YOU KNOW FROM HITS LIKE "RACK
CITY" AND "TASTE." WE'RE DELIGHTED TO HAVE HIM WITH
US! THE MAGNIFICENT, TYGA IS ON THE
SHOW TONIGHT! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
TYGA, HOW ARE YOU, MAN, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON MAN. >> YEAH, I'M GOOD, GOOD, I'M
HAPPY TO BE HERE. >> James: I LIKE THIS HAPPEN.
>> ST JUST A LITTLE BENNY. >> James: DON'T DISMISS IT.
DON'T MAKE OUTLINING IT IS JUST, LIKE YOU DIDN'T PLAN THIS THREE
WEEKS AGO. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT, YOU LOOK
GREAT, HOW ARE YOU DOING, BEEN GOOD.
>> BEEN GOOD, REALLY GOOD. >> James: GOOD, TYGA,
EVERYBODY. HE WITH LOVE THAT MAN.
ARE YOU READY THEN LET'S, I'M JAMES CORDEN, THIS IS THE "LATE,
LATE SHOW," ROLL THE TITLES, COME ON.
♪ THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." ♪ THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WOO.
♪ THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" OH OH THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" OH OH.
♪ IT'S THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." >> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING
HERE, IT IS THAT TIME, IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
>> James: EARLIER TODAY, CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS PUT A
TEMPORARY HOLD ON THE HAND-OVER OF DONALD TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS TO
THE HOUSE WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEE.
YOU KNOW. SOMETHING I'M SURE THE CHIEF
JUSTICE WOULD EXTEND TO ANY OTHER AMERICAN CITIZEN WHO
REQUESTED TO HAVE THEIR TAX RETURNS WITHHELD.
WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THESE TAX RETURNS FOR YEARS, BUT
STILL, NO ONE'S SEEN THEM. THESE TAX RETURNS ARE BASICALLY
THE NEW "AVATAR" MOVIE. THE CHIEF JUSTICE ISSUED A
TEMPORARY HOLD. BY THE WAY, A "TEMPORARY HOLD"
ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE CLOSEST ERIC AND DONALD JR. HAVE EVER
GOTTEN TO A HUG WHEN THEY WERE GROWING UP.
TEMPORARY HOLD. AND, LAST NIGHT, THE BIDENS
WELCOMED TRICK-OR-TREATERS TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
IT WAS THE BIDENS' FIRST HALLOWEEN AT THE WHITE HOUSE,
HERE'S BIDEN PASSING OUT CANDY TO CHILDREN, WHILE HE'S DRESSED
AS WHAT APPEARS TO BE KENDALL ROY FROM SUCCESSION.
AT ONE POINT, THE PRESIDENT POSED FOR A PICTURE WITH A YOUNG
CHILD DRESSED AS BUZZ LIGHTYEAR. OR, AS BIDEN CALLED HIM,
"BIFF SPACEWEEK." THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY
HANDED OUT CANDY, AND THEN, IF JILL'S COSTUME IS ANY
INDICATION, THEY POPPED SOME MOLLY AND CUDDLE-DANCED TO ACID
HOUSE IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM. HOW WAS YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
DISURKS DO ANYTHING LAST NIGHT, ANYTHING CRAZY GO ON WHERE YOU
WERE. >> NOTHING CRAZY, PRETTY
STANDARD. BUT OUR PORCH LIGHT BURNED OUT
OVER THE WEEKEND AND I HADN'T REPLACED IT YET.
AND I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL THAT NO PORCH LIGHT IS THE UNIVERSAL
SIGN FOR DON'T COME HERE, WE DON'T HAVE CANDY.
BUT WE HAD SO MUCH CANDY SO A LOT OF MY MIGHT WAS THEY AT THE
END OF THE SIDEWALK SAYING COME N WE HAVE CANDY.
COME IN TO THE DARKENED. >> COME TO THE DARKENED HOUSE,
JUST UP THERE, UP THE PATH. >> THAT IS ME GOING NO, NO, NO,
IT'S FINE, THANK YOU. >> THAT THR WAS A LOT.
DANAH MY WIFE AND THAT WAS MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME.
STALKING IN THE SHADOWS. >> YEAH, YEAH.
I WILL SAY, FROM WHAT I CAN WORK OUT, TRICK OR TREATING IN
AMERICA IS JUST TREATING. I WAS DISAPPOINTED AT THE LACK
OF TRICKS. >> YEAH.
>> James: IT WAS ALMOST NO TRICKS.
>> I DIDN'T HAPPEN UPON A GROUP OF GUYS EGGING A HOUSE, DO YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN. >> YEAH.
>> James: TOILET PAPERING, THAT IS GONE NOW, WE SHOULD JUST
CALL IT TREATING. >> YOU CAN'T SEND YOUR KID UP TO
A DOOR, GO ON, GO ON, AND THE KID IS JUST LIKE TREAT.
>> James: I'M JUST SAYING, I THINK THAT THE IDEA S IT IS A
KNOWN FACT F YOU DON'T GIVE OUT THE CANDY, IT IS GOING TO GET
REAL FOR YOU. >> YEAH.
>> James: AND I DIDN'T SEE ANY EVIDENCE OF THAT LAST NIGHT.
>> YOU'RE PROPOSES AN ESCAATION IN TRIMS.
>> James: YEAH, YEAH, I THINK THE TRICKS SHOULD BE STANDARD.
I WAS OUT THERE PAPER BAG, A
COUPLE OF DOG TURDS IN IT, NOTHING, NOTHING.
AND, THIS WAS AN INTERESTING FINDING.
ACCORDING TO A NEW RESEARCH STUDY, KIDS WHO PLAY VIDEO GAMES
FOR THREE OR MORE HOURS A DAY PERFORM BETTER ON COGNITIVE
SKILL TESTS THAN THOSE WHO DON'T.
"REMEMBER NOW, SON, NO MATH HOMEWORK UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR
'GRAND THEFT AUTO'." KIDS WHO PLAY VIDEO GAMES FOR
THREE HOURS OR MORE PER DAY TESTED BETTER THAN THOSE WHO
NEVER PLAYED VIDEO GAMES. THE STUDY WAS CONDUCTED BY THE
NATIONAL INSTITUTE FOR "GET OUT OF MY ROOM, MOM!"
THE KIDS TESTED BETTER ON MEMORY SKILLS AND IMPULSE CONTROL.
NOT TO MENTION JACKING CARS, USING BAZOOKAS, AND CALLING
STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET WHINY LITTLE BITCHES.
AND, DID YOU SEE THIS? DESIGNERS HAVE CREATED A VERY
LIMITED-EDITION, $134,000 iPHONE WITH A DIAMOND-STUDDED GOLD
ROLEX ON THE BACK. HERE IT IS HERE.
LOOK AT THAT. SO, NOW, WHEN YOU DROP YOUR
PHONE, YOU CAN CRACK TWO EXPENSIVE SCREENS.
AN iPHONE WITH A BUILT-IN ROLEX. I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
A PHONE THAT ALSO TELLS TIME? WHAT IS THIS FOR, A ROLEX EYE
PHONE WHO IS THE TARGET AUDIENCE.
>> [BLEEP] YOU THINK THEY SAT DOWN AND SAID WE REALLY WANT TO
SELL TO SOME [BLEEP]. >> I DO.
>> IT IS THE LAMEST WAY TO HAVE A ROLEX AND THE DUMBEST THING TO
DO TO YOUR PHONE. >> James: YEAH, I DON'T WANT
AN EXTRA BULGE ON MY PHONE. THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THAT IS
GOING TO CATCH ON YOUR POCKET, AS YOU TRY TO PUT IT IN, OH,
SORRY. CUZ, I HAVE GOT THIS ROLEX,
YEAH-- IT HAS A ROLEX ON THE BACK, IT IS DIAMOND ENCRUSTED,
WHAT? YEAH, $134,000.
WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? AND, WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT
THIS-- SEVERAL SUSPECTS HAVE NOW BEEN ARRESTED FOR STEALING
$9 MILLION WORTH OF FROZEN MEAT IN NEBRASKA.
IN ONE CASE, THEY MADE OFF WITH 40,000 POUNDS OF MEAT IN A
SINGLE HEIST. AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT $9
MILLION WORTH OF MEAT LOOKS LIKE, JUST GO TO DWAYNE
JOHNSON'S INSTAGRAM PAGE ON ANY OF HIS CHEAT DAYS.
ACCORDING TO AUTHORITIES, THESE KINDS OF MEAT HEISTS
HAPPEN FROM TIME TO TIME. YOU COULD SAY, THEY'RE RARE TO
MEDIUM-RARE. YZ THAT'S OUR SHOW, WE'LL SEE
YOU TOMORROW NIGHT, GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
IT'S GOT TO BE PRETTY EASY TO CATCH THIEVES WHO HAVE A
TON OF MONEY, BUT ONLY IN THE FORM OF MEAT.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, JUST WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO SHOW UP
TO A FERRARI DEALERSHIP LIKE, "AND IS IT COOL IF I PAY YOU
GUYS IN RIBEYES?" AND FINALLY, DID YOU SEE THIS?
ONCE AGAIN, HEIDI KLUM WENT ALL-OUT FOR HER ANNUAL HALLOWEEN
PARTY IN NEW YORK. THIS YEAR, SHE WENT AS AN
EARTHWORM. HERE SHE IS HERE.
LOOK AT THAT. IT WAS DEFINITELY SOMEBODY'S JOB
TO FEED HER DRINKS THROUGH A STRAW ALL NIGHT.
HERE'S HOW REALISTIC THIS COSTUME WAS--
YOU CAN CUT IT IN HALF, AND IT'LL GROW INTO TWO HEIDI KLUMS.
IT'S ACTUALLY THE PERFECT COSTUME TO GET DRUNK IN, BECAUSE
YOU CAN PASS OUT AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN JUST ROLL YOU HOME.
BUT SHE WASN'T THE ONLY CELEBRITY WITH AN AMAZING
COSTUME THIS HALLOWEEN. HERE'S LIZZO, DRESSED AS MARGE
SIMPSON. LOOK AT THAT, I LOVE THAT.
SHE LOOKS SO GOOD. NOT EASY TO LOOK GOOD IN A WIG,
JUST ASK ROB CRABBE. DIDDY ALSO GOT IN THE SPIRIT, HE
WENT AS THE JOKER. LOOK AT THAT.
A GOOD COSTUME. IF THO EVER MAKE A BATMAN OFTEN
AS THEY DO OFTEN THEY SHOULD GIVE HIM A CALL.
AND JOE JONAS HAD A GREAT COSTUME.
HE WENT AS FLO, THE PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE LADY.
HE REALLY COMMITTED ABOUT T IT WASN'T JUST JOE JONAS, THROW
ALSO WENT AS JOE, LOOK AT A HER HERE, LOOK AT THAT.
AND THAT IS THE NEWS. NOW, BEFORE WE GO TO BREAK, I
WANT TO SAY HOW DEVASTATED WE WERE TO WAKE UP TO THE NEWS THAT
AT THE AGE OF 28, TAKEOFF HAS TRAGICALLY DIED.
IT'S HEART-BREAKING TO ANYONE WHO KNEW HIM, AND TO ALL OF HIS
FANS AROUND THE WORLD. TAKEOFF WAS FUNNY AND KIND,
I WAS THINKING ABOUT HIM ALL DAY.
AND MY BIGGEST FEELING WHEN I WAS AROUND HIM WAS HOW MUCH HE
LOVED MUSIC. HE LIVED FOR IT.
IT WAS THAT LOVE OF MUSIC THAT ESSENTIALLY WILLED MIGOS INTO
EXISTENCE, BY RECRUITING HIS UNCLE, QUAVO, TO MAKE SONGS THAT
THEY RECORDED, WITH WINDOW'S MOVIE MAKER.
AND QUAVO HIMSELF, THE TAKEOFF WAS THE STRONGEST RAPPER IN THE
GROUP. AND THEY CALLED HIM TAKEOFF
BECAUSE HE WOULD RECORD HIS VERSES OFTEN IN JUST A SINGLE
TAKE. AND HE WAS SO PROUD OF WHAT
MIGOS HAD ACHIEVED. AND BOY DID THEY ACHIEVE.
THEY PENETRATED CULTURE. BEFORE THEY SPLIT THEY REALLY
JUST BECAME ONE OF THE MOST INFLIENGS RAP GROUPS OF THIS
GENERATION. THEY MOVED THE NEED NELL THEIR
OWN UNIQUE WAY AM TAKEOFF HELPED DEFINE TRAP MUSIC AND HE PUT IT
ON A NATIONAL STAGE, FROM THE NORTH SIDE OF ATLANTA.
HE INFLUENCED THE ENTIRE WORLD AND HE WAS ALWAYS, ALWAYS SO
PROUD OF THAT. HE REALLY WAS.
I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH, I GOT TO SPEND SOME UNANOTHER GETTABLE
MOMENTS WITH TAKEOFF OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS.
HE WAS AN INCREDIBLE GUY. LIKE WARM AND GENEROUS AND
WHENEVER I WOULD SEE HIM HE WOULD ALWAYS CALL ME "BIG DRIP"
AND HE KNEW HOW MUCH I LOVED THAT.
AND I LOVED BEING AROUND HIM AND EVERY MEMBER OF MIGOS.
OUR THOUGHTS ARE WITH HIS FAMILY AND ALL OF HIS FRIENDS.
WE HAVE LOST SOMEONE INCREDIBLY SPECIAL TODAY.
WELL-- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. (APPLAUSE)
>> James: WELCOME BACK. HAVE YOU ALL SEEN EDDIE
REDMAYNE'S NEW FILM, "THE GOOD NURSE?"
IT'S SO PHENOMENAL. I WAS WATCHING IT THE OTHER
NIGHT, AND IT REALLY MADE ME APPRECIATE HOW FAR WE'VE BOTH
COME IN OUR CAREERS. IN FACT, EDDIE AND I JUST OPENED
UP ABOUT OUR JOURNEY AS ACTORS IN A BRAND-NEW INTERVIEW.
TAKE A LOOK. S S S
>> James: EDDIE AND I HAVE BEEN ACTING ALONGSIDE EACH OTHER
FOR YEARS. >> IT'S TRUE.
WE ATTENDED THE SAME AFTER-SCHOOL PROGRAM AT THE
JACKIE PALMER DRAMA SCHOOL. >> James: IT'S JUST SO
INCREDIBLE TO SEE SOMEONE WHOM YOU STARTED WITH ON THE SMALL
STAGE GO ON TO HAVE SUCH A STORIED FILM CAREER.
ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING HOW IT ALL STARTED.
>> OH, RIGHT, YEAH. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS,
BUT JAMES AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIGGEST ACTION STARS OF
ALL TIME. >> James: BIGGER THAN THE ROCK
AND VIN DIESEL. >> ARNOLD AND STALLONE.
>> James: NICHOLAS CAGE AND JOHN TRAVOLTA AS NICOLAS CAGE.
>> BUT JAMES AND I, WE'RE NICE BRITISH BOYS.
AND, LET'S FACE IT, ACTION MOVIES ARE JUST NO PLACE FOR
NICE BRITISH BOYS. >> James: THAT WAS NEVER MORE
CLEAR THAN WHEN WE SIGNED ON TO PLAY MAVERICK AND GOOSE IN THE
ORIGINAL "TOP GUN." TALK TO ME, GOOSE.
>> ROGER, CONTACT 20 LEFT AT 30 MILES, 900 KNOTS CLOSURE.
>> James: ROGER THAT. AH, I LOVE COMING UP HERE.
REALLY CLEARS THE HEAD, YOU KNOW?
>> I AGREE. OUR PROBLEMS DON'T HAVE WINGS,
BUT, GUESS WHAT? WE DO.
>> James: WOW. THAT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL
PERSPECTIVE-- (GUNFIRE)
>> OH MY GOD, WHAT WAS THAT? ARE THEY SHOOTING AT US?
>> James: THAT'S NOT VERY NICE, IS IT?
(GUNFIRE) STOP IT!
>> MAVERICK, GOOSE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GO, GO, GO! FIRE YOUR MISSILES!
>> WHAT? SURELY THERE'S A BETTER WAY OF
SETTLING THIS? >> James: LET'S ALL JUST
LAND OUR PLANES AND TALK THIS OUT OVER A NICE CUP OF TEA AND
SOME DIGESTIVE BISCUITS. >> OH, THAT DOES SOUND NICE.
MAYBE SOME LEMON DRIZZLE? WHAT ABOUT CHOCOLATE--
WITH YOU'RE FIRED. >> GET ARING FIRED IS NEVER
EASY, YOU GET OVER IT. >> I'M OVER IT.
>> WE DID GET ANOTHER SHOT AS THE HENCHMEN IN THE FIRST JOHN
WICK MOVIE. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
>> James: WHERE ARE THE KEYS? (CLATTERING)
>> WHERE ARE THEY? (DOG BARKING)
OFFICIAL LOOK. >> LOOK AT HIM.
YOU CAN SMELL MY DOG ON ME. >> REALLY.
>> YEAH, I GOT A YORKAPOO AT HOME.
>> I HAVE GOT ONE. >> YOU DO.
>> STOP. >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
>> LOOK AT HIM. LOOK.
OH STOP S THAT PADDINGTON. >> ST.
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR. >> ONLINE.
>> CUT, CUT. >> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> CAN WE GET THESE GUYS OUT OF HERE?
>> WHY. >> THESE GUYS?
>> YOU GUYS. >> US?
>> THAT'S LUNCH, LET'S GO. >> LUNCH.
>> COME ON. >> IN RETROSPECT I CAN SEE WHY
THEY FIRED US. THE MOVIE DOESN'T WORK WITH
SOMEONE KILLING HIS DOG AND IT WAS A BILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE.
>> LOOK IF YOU WERE'S NOT A DOG PERSON, I'M NOT A YOU PERSON.
LIKE WHEN WE WERE ORIGINALLY CAST IN "SCARFACE," INSTED OF
AL PACINO. >> James: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO NOW? >> DO?
WE GO TO WAR, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
I'M SORRY, IS THIS COCAINE? IS THIS A GIGANTIC PILE OF
COCAINE? YZ IT CAN'T BE, COCAINE IS
ILLEGAL, THAT'S VERY ILLEGAL T WOULDN'T BE COCAINE ON A MOVIE
SET, SORRY S THIS COCAINE? >> OH, YEAH.
>> OH MY GOD, I JUST TOUCHED IT. OH MY GOSH, MY HEART, MY HEART,
OH, MY HEART, IT IS GOING VERY, VERY FAST, OH MY GORD, I'M
INCREDIBLY HIGH ON COCAINE. >> DON'T MOVE, DON'T MOVE, WAIT
RIGHT THERE, YOU CAN CALL MY MOM, MY MOTHER, PLEASE, CAN WE
CALL MY MOMMY S THAT ALL RIGHT? >> SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE
FRIEND! GUYS, IT IS I DONE CARE WHAT
STRAIN OF COCAINE IT IS. >>
>> GUYS, IT'S PROP COCAINE. >> James: I DON'T CARE WHAT
STRAIN OF COCAINE IT IS! >> CUT!
YOU'RE BOTH FIRED. >> YEAH, THAT WAS A TOUGH SHOOT.
NOT ONLY DID WE GET FIRED, BUT IN EVERY OTHER WAY, WE WERE
PERFECT FOR A GRITTY FILM ABOUT CUBAN DRUG LORDS.
>> BUT, ULTIMATELY THAT FILM MADE US REALIZE SOME HARD
TRUTHS. AND THAT IS-- WE'RE JUST
TOO NICE. >> James: AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK WE'RE OKAY WITH THAT. >> THAT'S A WRAP.
GREAT INTERVIEW, GUYS. IS THIS SOMEONE FROM SOWFNED.
>> JUST RIP IT OFF. >> THAT-- THAT-- OUR THANKS TO
EDDIED REDMAYNE GOOD NURSE STREAMING ON NETFLIX, I
ENCOURAGE EVERYBODY TO WATCH IT. >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
MELIA KRIELING AND WILL ARNETT, EVERYBODY.
>> James: WELCOME BACK. LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
SHE STARS IN "MAMMALS." PLEASE WELCOME MELIA KREILING!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HE HOSTS AND PRODUCES "LEGO MASTERS."
PLEASE WELCOME WILL ARNETT! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
I'M SO HAPPY THAT ARE YOU BOTH HERE.
WILL, NOW I KNOW, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW THIS,
YOU ARE CONSIDERED IF NOT THE BEST, ARE YOU ONE OF THE TOP
THREE AIR BASS PLAYERS IN THE WORLD T IS SOMETHING YOU RARELY
TALK ABOUT IN A TALK SHOW, BUT YOU JUST GAVE IT THERE.
WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO GIVE US A QUICK.
>> I'M INCREDIBLY MODEST ABOUT IT, I'M ONE OF THE BEST AT BEING
MODEST, BY THE WAY. I GUESS I COULD SHALL-- YOUR
AUDIENCE PROBABLY DOESN'T WANT TO SEE IT
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> BUT I DO FEEL AN OBLIGATION,
THE IDEA THAT WHEN YOU HAVE A GIFT, THAT YOU HAVE TO SHARE IT
WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD. NOW I AM'S SPEAKING-- I AM
EUROPEAN. I'M NOT EUROPEAN BUT I GUESS IF
I HAD-- IN HORN OR OF THE GREAT JOHN GLAZER, YOU READY?
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: WOW. WOW.
THAT IS A WORLD EXCLUSIVE. >> THANK YOU.
IT FEELS GOOD, THE TERM GOAT GETS USED SO MUCH.
>> James: YOU'RE RIGHT. AND WHAT A WAY, MELIA, TO BE
INDUCTED, YOUR FIRST EVER LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW APPEARANCE, YOUR
FIRST. HOW ARE YOU DOING, DO YOU FEEL
OKAY. >> I FEEL GOOD BECAUSE I'M WITH
YOU BY I FEEL VERY NERVOUS. >> James: YOU DNTS NEED TO
FELL NERVOUS ABOUT ANYTHING. ARE YOU A WONDERFULLY SKILLED
PERFORMER. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST EVERY TIME
ON STAGE IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE LIKE?
WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THAT? >> I THINK I WAS NINE OR TEN.
IT WAS A PRODUCTION OF, LIKE A DIFFERENT VERSION OF THE "LITTLE
MERMAID," AND I REALLY WANTED TO BE THE "LITTLE MERMAID" BUT MY
VOICE IS TOO LOW. SO I COULDN'T SING THOSE
BEAUTIFUL HIGH NOTEDS. SO THEY MADE ME THE WITCH.
AND I HAD TO, THERE WAS LIKE A DIVIDE BETWEEN THE AUDIENCE AND
I HAD TO WALK THROUGH THE AUDIENCE WITH A CAPE AND GO OVER
THEM AND BELT OUT THESE LOW NOTES. AND IT WAS REALLY COOL.
>> James: LOOK AT THAT. AND WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT
BACK THEN YOU WOULD BE TELLING THAT ON A COUCH NEXT TO WHAT IS
ARGUABLY THE GREATEST AIR BASS PLAYER OF ALL TIME.
WILL WHAT ABOUT YOU, WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT YOUR, WHAT WAS
YOUR FIRST. >> JUST ARGUABLY YOU WOULD NEED
TO SAY THAT. >> James: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST
TIME ON STAGE LIKE? WHEN DID YOU START PERFORMING?
>> STRANGELY ENOUGH, I ALSO, I DID NOT HAVE A VERY LOW VOICE AT
THE TIME. HI QUITE A HIGH VOICE.
I WAS 12 YEARS OLD AND I WAS STILL SQUEAKING, KIND OF, LIKE
THIS. AND I DID A PRODUCTION OF
H-- PINEFORTD AND I HAD TO SING AND I DON'T THINK IT I WAS VERY
GOOD BUT IT WAS A LOT OF FUN AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN ASKED TO SING
AGAIN. >> James: WE SWRAI PHOTO OF
YOU. >> THERE I AM ON THE RIGHT.
>> James: THIS IS YOU HERE, THAT IS YOU, I ALREADY FEEL LIKE
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY COMMITTED TO THE PERFORMANCE.
>> I WAS SWRE COMMITTED. I WAS ABOUT TO BE SENT FOR
CRIMES UNKNOWN I SENT TO A DUNGEON, I REMEMBER THE LYRIC.
AS IF IT WERE 40 YEARS AGO. >> James: NOW MELIA, YOU HAVE
A VERY INTERESTING BACKGROUND. YOU WERE BORN IN SWITZERLAND,
WERE YOU RAISED IN GREECE, YOU WENT TO SCHOOL IN ENGLAND, YOU
NOW LIVE IN LOS ANGELES. WHERE DO YOU CONSIDER TO BE HOME?
>> LET ME ADD ONE IN THERE I WAS CONCEIVED IN CHINA.
>> James: WOW. WOW.
>> APPARENTLY. >> James: THEY REALLY GOT
AROUND. >> .
>> James: WHERE DO YOU CONSIDER HOME.
>> I'M VERY CONFUSED, HAVE I GOT TO SAY.
MY DAD WHO IS NO LONGER WITH US IS FROM PEORIA, ILLINOIS, A VERY
SPECIFIC CASE AND MY MOM SO SO GREEK AND I WAS RAISED THERE BUT
IN AN ENGLISH SCHOOL BUT SO I HAVE ALWAYS FELT CONFUSED.
>> James: I MEAN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GETTING AROUND THE GLOBE,
YOU STARTED HOSTING A BRILLIANT FORMULA ONE PODCAST.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN TO QUITE A FEW RACES THIS SEASON.
HAVE THEY LET YOU THRIE A-- NEAR A CAR YET.
>> NO, THEY ARE SMART IN THAT WAY.
THAT IS NOT TRUE, I WAS IN SINGAPORE, DANNY RICARDO LET ME
HOLD THE STEERING WHEEL WHICH LOOKS LIKE A VIDEO GAME REMOTE
TIMES A MILLION. AND THEN WHEN I WAS IN AUSTIN A
COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO FOR THE U.S. GRAND PRIKS, I DID GET INTO A
SOUND UP McLAREN WITH MIC BLANCA WE DID A HOLD LAB AS IT
IS CALLED. IRDON'T KNOW WHY I AM LOOKING
OUT, HOT LAP, ANYBODY, HOT LAP, HOT LAP, ANYBODY?
AND SO I DID 175 MILES AN HOUR. VERY SCARY.
>> James: BUT I MEAN YOUR SON'S 14th BIRTHDAY THIS
WEEKEND AND YOU TOOK HIM AND HIS BUDDIES GO CARTING.
>> I TOOK MY 14 YEAR OLD SON, HIS BIRTHDAY, HE AND SOME OF HIS
FRIENDS OUT TO A REAL RACING HOT BED UP IN BURBANK.
, BURBANK. SO WE GO OUT THERE AND WE DID
P-1, QUALLI AND THE RACE WITH THE KIDS, FIRST P1 WHICH IS
LIKE, EVERYBODY IS JUST SETTING THE TIME.
HI GREAT LAP AVERAGE BUT NOT THE BEST TIME.
BUT I ALSO REALIZED I WAS GETTING WAY TOO IN NOO IT AND
THE 14 YEAR OLDS ARE LIKE YO, YOUR DAD CUT ME OFF, YOU KNOW,
AND SO I LOOKED AT HIS MOM AND I WAS LIKE YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO
HANG WITH YOU. I THINK WE'LL LET THE BOYS.
>> James: SIT OUT THE QUALIFYING.
>> I HAD TO SIT OUT THE QUALIS. >> James: WE HAVE TO
CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR-- BRILLIANT TV SHOW
"MAMMALS," FOR ANYONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW, TELL US WHAT IT IS
ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY. >> IT IS, MAMMALS IS A SHOW THAT
I, JAMES, I PLAY YOUR-- I AM I GUESS A LITTLE NAUGHTY AS A
WIFE. I'M NOT THE EASIEST WIFE TO BE
WITH. >> IT IS A HARD SHOW TO TALK
ABOUT BECAUSE ESSENTIALLY EVERYTHING AFTER THE FIRST FIVE
MINUTES IS AN ABSOLUTE SPOILER. THAT IS WHY IT IS DIFFICULT.
LET ME TELL YOU, THIS I MEAN, THIS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY
HEART. THERE WAS, WHO WROTE THE SHOW
DID 129 ACTORS PUT THEMSELVES ON TAPE FOR THE PART THAT MELIA
PLAYS. ONE PERSON SCREEN TESTED HERE IN
THIS BUILDING. IT WAS 35 FEET FROM WHERE WE ARE
RIGHT NOW. MELIA CAME IN AND DID HER SCREEN
TEST AND FROM THE FIRST TAKE YOU EVER PUT DOWN TO EVERY DAY YOU
WERE WERE ON SET T COULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ANYONE ELSE.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT IN THE SHOW.
pLET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A GRIP FRM "MAMMALS," WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON
AMAZON PRIME VIDEO NOVEMBER 11. >> OH, IS HE WAKING UP.
FEEL THAT. >> SHE THINKS IS HE.
>> THEN HE WILL FIND THIS EMBARRASSING.
>> HOPEFULLY AFTER I WHILE HE WILL LIKE US AGAIN, BUT NOT TOO
MUCH SO WHEN WE'RE GONE HE MISSES US FOR A BET AND FORGETS
ALL ABOUT US. >> .
>> STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK.
>> BUILD A PIRATE SHIP, YEAH, RIGHT?
WHAT, WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL-- WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL, WHY
ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME IKE THAT. >> THIS WAS NOT THE PLAN.
FINE, DO YOUR WORST. THE FULL THING.
OH YEAH. YOU WIN AGAIN.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM
"LEGO MASTERS," WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 9:00 ON FOX, AND
THE NEXT DAY ON HULU. >> CONGRATULATIONS, ON THE THIRD
SEASON NOW. >> WHILE YOU HAVE BEEN DOING,
THIS I KNEEL LIKE THIS IS MAYBE THE MOST FUN JOB YOU HAVE.
>> IT IS, IT IS SO MUCH FUN. I GET TO GO AND WATCH PEOPLE
BUILD LEGGO. THAT'S IT.
AND IT, AND THEY ARE LIKE, ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT ARE
SUPERPOSITIVE, REALLY, REALLY INTO IT.
ANY TIME YOU DO ANYTHING WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY INTO
WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING T IS FUN.
>> James: YES. >> SO WELL, I CAN THINK OF A FEW
THINGS THAT'S NOT TRUE FOR, BUT ON THE WHOLE.
>> James: ON THE WHOLE. >> ON THE WHOLE, THAT COULD BE
ALWAYS THE DISCLAIMER.pSO YEAH,. AND I LOVE THAT, I LEGITIMATELY
LOVE WHEN PEOPLE COME UP AND SAY WE WATCH THIS AS A FAMILY AND
HAD A GREAT TIME THAT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY GOOD.
I LOVE KNOWING THAT PEOPLE DO THAT.
AND WE SAY WE WATCH AS A FAMILY AND I'M LIKE I'M ENJOYING MY
DINNER. BUT JUST TO HEAR THEM SAY THAT
IS NICE. >> James: BUT THE SHOW IS
BRILLIANT AND ARE YOU SO GOOD HOSTING IT, I THINK IT WILL RUN
AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO DO IT, I REALLY, REALLY DO.
MELIA, ONE OF YOUR FIRST BIG MOVIES, THE GUARDIANS OF THE
GALAXY, AND I NEVER KNEW THIS, THAT YOU HAD QUITE THE
EXPERIENCE ON YOUR FIRST DAY ON SET.
WHAT HAPPENED? >> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I, THIS WAS MY FIRST BIG EXPERIENCE ON A BIG MOVIE SCET,
I WAS VERY NERVOUS, KIND OF LIKE TODAY.
I WAS WEARING THESE BEAUTIFUL BIG YELLOW CONTACT LENSES THAT
HAD A VERY SMALL OPENING SO MY PERSONAL VISION WAS REALLY,
REALLY TIGHT. SO I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
AND THINGS WERE EXPLODING IN THAT SCENE AND THERE WAS LIKE
FAKE RUBBLE AND I HAD TO BE CAREFUL.
SO I WENT OVER SOMETHING AND I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, BUT
MY BACK MOL AR JUST CRACKED RIGHT OFF AND WAS HANGING OFF OF
ONE LITTLE-- PIECE. AND I WAS, I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE
A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. SO, SO I CUED A LITTLE GIT BIT
OF GUN ON THE OTHER SIDE AND JUST KIND OF SECURED IT.
I ONLY HAD A COUPLE OF HOURS LEFT ON SET SOIRKS JUST SECURED
IT. >> WAIT A SECOND.
>> UNTIL I COULD GO TO A LOCAL DENTIST T WASN'T PAINFUL IT WAS
JUST WEIRD. >> YOU SECURED YOUR TOOTH WITH
SOME CHEWING GUM. >> James: AND JUST CARRIED ON
WITH THE DAY. >> BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO
PUT ANYBODY OUT ON A MOVIE SET. THEY ARE THERE TO BE PUT OUT.
THAT IS WHAT THEY DO. >> James: WOW.
>> NO WAY, GOD, THAT'S TOUGH. >> James: THAT IS TRUE
COMMITMENT. >> WE WOULD HAVE-- HE AND I
WOULD HAVE BEEN IN TEARS. >> James: I WOULD HAVE BEEN
OUT FOR A WEEK. >> OH MY GOD.
>> James: WHERE IS CHRIS PRATT WHERE IS CHRIS PRATT.
>> I WOULD HAVE SUED EVERYBODY. >> James: YES.
>> I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE AON THE GRUND ROLLING AROUND.
>> James: NOW WILL I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, ARE YOU
THE VOICE, AND I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND THIS.
ARE YOU THE VOICE OF THE NEW AUSTRALIAN TOURIST BOARD
COMMERCIAL. >> RIGHT.
>> James: WHEN I THINK OF YOU AS I DO OFTEN, I NEVER THINK OF
AUSTRALIA, HOW DID YOU DO THIS, WHAT IS THE STORY BEHIND IT.
>> WELL, AUSTRALIA WAS LOOKING TO UP ITS BRAND AND SO AS A
NATION, SO MY OBVI MY PHONE RINGS,-- NO.
GOT TO GET ARNETT. THEY WERE LOOKING TO DO IN THIS
POST PANDEMIC WORLD THEY WANT TO GET PEOPLE BACK OUT AND COME
TOTION AUSTRALIA. THEY CAME TO ME AND SAID THIS
GREAT AUSTRALIAN FILMMAKER IS MAKING A FILM ABOUT HOW
BEAUTIFUL AND A I MAAING AUSTRALIA IS.
AND ROSEBERG IS THE LEAD AND WOULD YOU COME AND DO A VOICE.
YOU PLAY THE VOICE OF THE-- CHARACTERS AND AT THE END
ROSE COMES TO LIFE AND IS THERE WELCOMING PEOPLE.
I SAID YES, OF COURSE, I LOVE AUSTRALIA T SAY GREAT COUNTRY.
I FEEL A KINSHIP BEING CANADIAN, BEING SORT BOTH FROM
COMMONWEALTH COUNTRIES, WE GET ALONG REALLY WELL.
I GUESS I'M KIND OF LIKE AN ICON OF TWO COUNTRIES.
>> James: YEAH. >> MAYBE THREE.
>> James: AN ICON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK OUR WONDERFUL
GUEST, MELIA KRIELING, WILL ARNETT, STICK AROUND.
TYGA WHEN WE COME BACK. WELL DONE.
WELCOME BACK. HERE PERFORMING A MEDLEY OF
"ADRENALINE," "ICE CREAM MAN," AND "FREAKY DEAKY," PLEASE
WELCOME TYGA! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
S YEAH ONLY ONE I TRUST IS BENJAMIN
S GONE OFF THE DRANK AND IT'S BOOSTIN' MY ADRENALINE
S SHE WANNA PLAY GAMES I AIN'T SCRIMMAGING
SCRIMMAGING S DUNKIN' ON YOUR (BLEEP)
AND I'M HANGIN' ON THE RIM AGAIN S TELL ME WHAT IT IS
I NEED CLARITY, CLARITY S SHE DOWN ON ONE KNEE
SHE WANNA MARRY ME, MARRY ME YEAH
S BOOST MY EGO AND ADRENALINE I PRAY TO THE LORD
S BUT HE KNOW IMMA SIN AGAIN S >> INITIALIZE LOG IN.
ACTIVATE. WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?
SHE LIKE TO TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME, LOVE ME, LOVE ME.
S I'M THE ICE CREAM MAN SHE CHUNKY MONKEY
TOUCH MEE, TOUCHY. S I'M THE ICE CREAM MAN
SHE CHUNKY MONKEY S SHE LIKE TO TWIRLY SWIRLY
IN MY VANILLA COUPE S SHE LIKE MY SUGAR CONE SEATS
I JUST TOOK OFF THE ROOF S SHE GOT A MARSHMALLOW BOOTY
I LIKE TO SPRINKLE IT, TOO S I'M THE ICE CREAM MAN
THIS MY SONG WHEN I'M RIDIN' THROUGH
SHE LIKE TO TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME, LOVE ME, LOVE ME.
S I'M THE ICE CREAM MAN SHE CHUNKY MONKEY
S ALL THESE MONEY-HUNGRY HUNGRY-HIPPOS WANNA LOVE ME
S ALL THESE DIAMONDS DUSTY MINE JUST CLEAR AND SUNNY
S I DON'T ROCK GIUSEPPES THIM IS UGLY.
S I'M IN THE GHETTO, THE GUTTER I GOT THE SUGAR, THE BUTTER
S I GOT THE MAMA, THE BROTHER OH, YEAH, YOUR SON IS A HUSTLER
SHE WANNA-- ME LOVE MEE. BUT I AIN'T GON' RUSH IT
S I'M THE ICE CREAM MAN, YEAH I BALL EVERY SUMMER
S THESE BOYS WANNA RUN IT THAT'S COOL, 'CAUSE
I NEED MORE RUNNERS SHE LIKE TO TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME,
LOVE ME, LOVE MEE. S I'M THE ICE CREAM MAN
SHE CHUNKY MONKEY SHE LIKE TO TOUCH ME, TOUCH MEE,
LOVE PLEE, LOVE MEE S I'M THE ICE CREAM MAN
SHE CHUNKY MONKEY S >> CODE ACCEPTED.
ALTERNATE. UNIVERSE LOCATED.
S I'VE BEEN FEELIN' FREAKY DEAKY
S YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO SEE ME
S GOT THE MIRROR ON THE CEILING
S YOU'RE IN THE MOOD TO PLEASE ME, YEAH
S I PICK YOU UP, COME OUTSIDE TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
S BODY LIKE DECEMBER ON SUMMERTIME
S TAKE OFF THE TOP, OOH, OOH SWEET CAROLINE
S MEET MY JEWELER PUT ICE ON THAT
S AYY, TWO DIAMOND CHAINS WHAT'S THE PRICE ON THAT?
S WHEN YOU WORTH WHAT YOU WORTH I INVEST IN THAT
S ITTY-BITTY WAIST BUT YOUR (BLEEP) SO FAT
S LET ME SLIDE IN IT WAYNE GRETZKY
S LET ME SEE IT BOUNCE LIKE A JET SKI, AYY
S I KNOW YOU WISHING HE WAS LIKE ME
S LATE NIGHT, CALLIN' ME FOR SOME GOOD, AYY
S I'VE BEENFEELIN' FREAKY DEAKY
S YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO SEE ME
S GOT THE MIRROR ON THE CEILING
S YOU'RE IN THE MOOD TO PLEASE ME, YEAH
S I'VE BEEN FEELIN' FREAKY DEAKY
S YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO SEE ME
S GOT THE MIRROR ON THE CEILING
S YOU'RE IN THE MOOD TO PLEASE ME, YEAH
S AH, BACK IT UP BACK IT UP, BACK IT UP
S BACK IT UP FOR YOU I WANNA SEE YOU BACK IT UP
S SO, I CAN BACK IT UP BACK IT UP
S BACK IT UP FOR YOU MMM, GON' 'HEAD, BACK IT UP
S SO, LET ME BACK IT UP BACK IT UP
S BACK IT UP FOR YOU MMM, GON' 'HEAD
S BACK IT UP BOY I CAN BACK IT UP
S BACK IT UP BACK IT UP FOR YOU S
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> James: COME ON, WHAT ABOUT
THAT. TYGA, EVERYBODY.
IS GOOD TO SIGH YOU, TYGA, EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.
>> James: TOMORROW NIGHT, ALICIA VIKANDER WILL JOIN US, CHRIS
O'DOWD WILL BE HERE, AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM TOMMY McLAIN.
WE HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US, TOO. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN, BAND,
TAKE US HOME.