♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
GIVE IT UP FOR JAMES CORDEN!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
I APPRECIATE IT.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
I HOPE YOU HAD THE BEST DAY.
WE'RE SO APPRECIATIVE OF YOU SPENDING YOUR TIME WITH US.
LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
SHE IS AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "THE DANISH GIRL,"
"EX MACHINA," AND "IRMA VEP," THE DAZZLING, THE INCREDIBLE,
ALICIA VIKANDER!
IS HERE TONIGHT.
>> HELLO.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU?
>> DOING GOOD.
>> James: HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE YOU WERE LAST ON THE SHOW.
I FEEL LIKE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HAS CHANGED.
ARE YOU WELL?
>> I'M REALLY GOOD, BUT YEAH, IT'S LIKE I WAS NEVER GONE.
>> James: LIKE YOU WERE NEVER GONE AND YET LOOK HOW MUCH WE'VE
ALL GROWN.
CAN I NOT WAIT TO SPEAK TO YOU LATER.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, ALICIA VIKANDER, EVERYBODY.
AND HE'S AN EMMY-WINNING ACTOR YOU
KNOW FROM "BRIDESMAIDS," "THE I.T. CROWD," AND HIS UPCOMING
NETFLIX MOVIE, "SLUMBERLAND," THE EVER HANDSOME, THE ALWAYS
CHARMING, CHRIS O'DOWD!
IS HERE TONIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M SWEET, SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
>> James: SO NICE TO HE SUE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M GREAT, I JUST FOUND 20 BUCKS ON THE GROUND.
>> James: DID YOU.
>> I'M GOING TO LEAVE IT AT THE FRONT BUT IF NOBODY PICKS UP BY
THE TIME I LEAVE I WILL TAKE IT HOME.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY, I THINK THAT IS COMPLETELY FAIR ENOUGH.
>> I WANT TO GIVE EVERYBODY THEIR CHANCE.
>> James: GIVE EVERYBODY THEIR CHANCE.
>> BUT IT'S LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF.
>> James: CHRIS, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS
TONIGHT, WE'RE SO GLAD ARE YOU HERE, CHRIS O'DOWD, EVERYBODY.
AND THIS IS HUGELY EXCITING, HE'S A SWAMP POP LEGEND HAILING
FROM THE LOUISIANA BAYOU.
AT 82 YEARS OLD, HE'S HERE TONIGHT TO MAKE HIS LATE-NIGHT
TELEVISION DEBUT.
WE COULDN'T BE MORE HONORED OR THRILLED TO HAVE HIM JOIN US,
THE SINGULAR TOMMY McLAIN ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU?
♪ COME ON IN, BROTHER.
>> James: TOMMY McLAIN, EVERYBODY.
ARE YOU READY?
>> YES.
>> James: THEN LET'S.
I'M JAMES CORDEN, AND THEN LET'S!
I'M JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS?
THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" ROLL THE TITLES!
COME ON!
Captioning sponsored by CBS
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH!
BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE.
I LOVE IT WHEN CHRIS O'DOWD IS IN TOWN.
>> OH YEAH, NO O'DOWD ABOUT IT.
>> James: THAT'S A SHAME.
THAT'S-- WE WERE OFF ON A REAL TEAR THERE AND THAT IS REALLY.
>> NO CHRIS O'DOWD ABOUT IT.
>> James: DOESN'T WORK.
IT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER IF YOU MAKE IT LONGER.
>> VIKANDER THINK OF ANYONE WE WOULD RATHER HAVE ON THE SHOW.
>> James: YOU MAY HAVE RESCUED IT THERE.
YOU MAY HAVE RESCUED IT, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
YOU HAVE HEARD ABOUT CHRIS' NEW MOVIE CALLED INTLUM BERLAND.
LIKE IN A DREAMWORLD?
ARE I A DREAMER.
>> YOU MEAN LIKE AT NIGHT OR DO I HAVE ASPIRATIONS BEYOND THIS
SHOW.
>> James: NO, I KNOW UDAY DREAM, I SIT IN MEETINGS MEETINH
YOU ALL DAY.
I'M SAYING AT NIGHT WHEN YOU GO TO BED.
>> OH, YEAH, I DREAM.
I'M HESITANT TO TALK ABOUT THEM ON THIS SHOW BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
I WILL SAY WHAT I DREAM ABOUT AND SOMEONE ON TWITTER WILL BE
LIKE THAT MEANS YOU WANT TO KISS YOUR DAD.
>> James: WHICH IS IRONICALLY THE DREAMS THAT I HAVE.
LOOK, WE CAN TALK ABOUT DREAMS BUT IT WILL BE A NIGHTMARE--
(APPLAUSE) >> WOW.
>> THAT'S WHY YOU ARE THE GUY BEHIND THAT DESK.
>> James: HEY THERE IS NO O'DOWD ABOUT IT.
>> YEAH!
LET'S GIVE AMERICA THE NEWS.
SOURCES ARE SAY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO-- TRUMP'S AID
SAY THE FORMER PRESIDENT PLANS TO LAUNCH HIS CAMPAIGN AFTER THE
MID-TERM ELECTION, SORRY, AFTER THE INSURRECTION PROTESTING THE
MID-TERM ELECTIONS DO YOU THINK IS HE GOING TO DO IT?
DO YOU THINK IS HE GOING TO RUNNINGS DO YOU THINK WILL GO
OUT?
>> THAT SEEMS THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN, AND THAT TENDS
TO BE WHAT IS HAPPENING LATELY, THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN.
>> James: I DON'T THINK HE CAN DO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
>> OH YEAH.
>> James:BECAUSE IT WAS SO [BLEEP].
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHEN HE WAS-- CAN YOU?
CAN YOU DO THAT?
>> I THINK THE NEW SLOGAN SHOULD BE LIKE OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN.
>> James: AND THEN BIDENS SHOULD BE YOUR.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> James: WHAT IS ANOTHER ONE.
>> WOMENNIZEER.
>> James: YOU'RE TOXIC.
YOU WITH A WOMANIZER.
NO WOMANIZER.
nd ALL HE'S GOT IS OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.
>> WE SHOULD HAVE THEMED ELECTIONS LIKE THAT.
>> James: YEAH, OR MAYBE YOU JUST OPEN IT TO ANY FORMER MOUSE
HE CAN TEAR.
>> YEAH.
TIMBERLAKE.
>> James: AGUILARA.
YOU WHAT?
RYAN GOSLING?
>> YEAH, GOS WAS A MUS KEY TEAR.
>> James: THAT IS WHY HE IS SO GOOD AT DANCING.
>> IS HE A GOOD DANCER.
>> James: YOU HAVE NOT EVEN LA LA LAND, THAT LITTLE ROUTINE OUT
BY THE BENCH.
>> YEAH.
>> James: THAT IS SOMETHING I HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE.
THAT IS MY THING, THAT IS MY THING, IF I JUST LIKE SOMETHING,
I JUST GO-- (LAUGHTER)
>> I DON'T LIKE IT.
>> James: I DON'T LIKE T I'M NOT SAYING I LIKE T I'M JUST
SAYING IT'S.
>> NO!
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: HERE'S ITS THING, SCARY AS IT IS, YOU HAVE TO LOOK
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IF TRUMP MOVES BACK INTO THE
THE WHITE HOUSE, AT LEAST THE GOVERNMENT WILL GET BACK ALL
THOSE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS HE HAD STOLEN.
AND THIS WAS AN INTERESTING NEW STUDY.
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, MARIJUANA DOES NOT MAKE YOU MORE
CREATIVE.
OH YEAH?
YOU TELL THAT TO THE PEANUT BUTTER AND BEEF JERKY
BUTTERSCOTCH FAJITA THAT I INVENTED ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON.
MARIJUANA DOESN'T MAKE YOU MORE CREATIVE.
COCAINE, HOWEVER, DOES MAKE YOU MORE CREATIVE.
BUT ALL YOUR IDEAS ARE PIR MID SCHEMES INVOLVING NFT'S
A 68 THE RESEARCHERS FOUND THAT THE
PARTICIPANTS WERE NO MORE CREATIVE THAN THOSE WHO DID NOT
USE MARIJUANA, TO WHICH MARIJUANA USERS RESPONDED YEAH,
WELL, THAT'S JUST LIKE YOUR OPINION MAN.
YOU ARE EVER COME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA WHEN ARE YOU WERE
STONED.
>> A LOT OF THE STUFF WE HAVE DONE ON THIS SHOW WERE IDEAS HI
WHILE I WAS STONE NS GO ON, LIKE CROSS WALK THE MUSICAL.
CROSS WALK THE MUSICAL IAN PITCHED IN HIS THIRD WEEK ON THE
ALL THE BIG CAT RIGHT THERE.
>> THANK YOU.
BEEN COASTING ON THAT EVER SINCE.
>> James: YEAH.
>> MUSICAL CHAIRS WAS DEFINITELY ME STONED AT HOME TRYING TO COME
UP, WHICH IS, MUSICAL CHAIRS BUT WITH EVERYONE DRESSED LIKE
CHAIRS.
>> James: THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT ST.
THEY GAVE TTS ADEQUATE RESPONSE.
>> YEAH.
YOU TAKE A CHAIR AWAY-- .
>> James: THEY UNDERSTAND.
IS.
>> THEY-- .
>> James: EVER DRESSED AS CHAIR, THEY GOT IT.
>> THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE SHOW BUT ONE TIME WHEN I WAS STONED I
THOUGHT I HAD INVENTED SORT OF LIKE A DESSERT LASAGNA.
AND I WROTE IT DOWN.
I WAS LIKE THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOVE.
THIS AND THE FEKS DAY I WOKE UP AND I WAS LIKE THAT IS CAKE, YOU
INVENTED CAKE.
>> James: AND HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIDEO?
YESTERDAY, TWO GIANT CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS BROKE LOOSE ON THE
STREETS OF LONDON, PROPELLED BY UNUSUALLY HIGH WINDS.
HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT THAT.
IT LOOKS LIKE GOD IS PLAYING PINBALL.
IS IT JUST ME, OR DO THE GIANT CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS START
ROLLING DOWN THE STREET EARLIER AND EARLIER EACH YEAR?
LUCKILY NOBODY WAS HURT.
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
WHERE'S DAVE?
OH, HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
HE WAS TAKEN OUT BY ONE OF SANTA'S GIANT BALLS.
AND FINALLY, A SCOTTISH VILLAGE IS NOW WORKING TO TAMPER PROOF
ROAD SIGNS, BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP STEALING THEM.
THE SIGNS ARE BEING STOLEN BECAUSE, WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS
UP, THE VILLAGE IS CALLED COCK BRIDGE.
BY THE WAY, COCK BRIDGE IS ALSO HOW YOU GET TO PETE'S HOUSE.
THE LOCAL COUNCIL IS NOW WORKING TO PUT UP TAMPER PROOF SIGNS.
THAT'S RIGHT, COCK BRIDGE IS NOW USING PROTECTION.
NOW THE LOCAL COUNCIL IN ABERDEENSHIRE IS WORKING ON WAYS
TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM STEALING THE SIGNS.
THEY'VE STARTED BY GOING UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME, THE TOWN IS NOW
KNOWN AS PUBIC OVERPASS.
AND THAT'S THE NEWS!
(APPLAUSE) NOW BEFORE WE GO TO BREAK, YOU
MAY HAVE NTLED THAT REGGIE HAS NOT-- REGGIE HAS NOT BEEN HERE
THIS WEEK.
AND WE HAVE SOME VERY SAD NEWS TO SHARE WITH YOU, HIS DEAR MUM
CHRISTIAN MARGUARITE GORGET WATTS PASSED AWAY PEACEFULLY AT
HOME IN MONTANA LAST NIGHT.
REGGIE FLEW UP THE WEEKEND AND THANKFULLY HE WAS BY HER SIDE.
AND HE HEARD HER SAY HER LAST WORDS WHICH ARE, I LOVE YOU TOO.
AND WE'RE SENDING ALL OUR LOVE TO YOU, REG, WE ARE THINKING OF
YOU, WE LOVE YOUSO MUCH AND WE ARE ALL HERE TO SUPPORT YOU
THROUGH THIS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> James: WELCOME BACK.
SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT BEHIND MY DESK THERE ARE A
LOT OF VINYL RECORDS.
YOU NGHTSED THAT, YOU NOTICED THE VINYL?
SO AND EVERYDAY, WITHOUT FAIL,
THEY SAY CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHINGK GI SURE, IS THIS
ABOUT THE VIEM.
AND THEY GO YES, HOW DID YOU KNOW AND I GO THIS HAPPENS EVERY
DAY.
AND THEY GO WHAT IS BACK IN IN THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" RECORD
COLLECTION.
SO I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN TAKE A FEW OUT AND HAVE A LISTEN
TO SOME OF THEM.
THIS IS LATE LATE RECORD COLLECTION.
NOW THIS FIRST, THIS FIRST ONE I'M GOING PLAY YOU IS AN
ABSOLUTE FAVORITE OF MINE.
IT'S PEARL JAM ORDERING A PIZZA.
YOU KNOW THE THE BAND PEARL JAM ARE FAMOUS
FOR GETTING HUNGRY WHILE THEY PLAY.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS.
THIS IS A VERY RARE RECORDING, SLEULLY ONLY SEVEN OF THESE OF
PEARL JAM ORDERING A PIZZA MID PERFORMANCE.
HAVE A LISTEN TO THIS.
HI, THIS IS-- PIZZA CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER.
>> CHEESE, A LOT OF PEP RONI AND A LITTLE BIT OF ONION.
>> OKAY.
AND WILL THAT BE ALL.
>> NO, CHEESE, PEPPERONI AND SOME PARMESAN.
>> OKAY.
>> (APPLAUSE).
>> James: EVERYBODY HERE REMEMBER THE VENGA BOY, AND THEY
HAVE THAT BUS.
YOU REMEMBER THE BOYS, YOU ARE REMEMBER THE BUS, THE VENGA BUS,
YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE BOY WAS REMEMBERING THE BUS STRKS AS
SIMPLE AS THAT YOU KNOW T THE VENGA BUS IS COMING.
THIS ST 9 VENGA BUS STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
AND TO SHOW YOU HOW RARE THIS IS, EVEN THE VENGA BOYS DON'T
HAVE A COPY OF THIS, THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY TO A PARTY AND THEY
ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
♪ I HAVE TOW SAY, VENGA BOYS DIDN'T STICK AROUND AS LONG AS I
THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO.
>> I THOUGHT WE WOULD GET THE VENGA MEN BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED.
>> James: NEVER MAYBE IT COMES BACK AROUND.
THIS NEXT RECORD, NOW THIS SAY CLASSIC.
I ACTUALLY WON THIS IN A GAME OF POKER AGAINST STEVEN SEGAL.
IT'S AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF STARSHIP'S CLASSIC SONG WE BUILT
THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL WHERE THE FIRST IS THEY ACTUALLY BUILT
CITY ON JAZZ.
WE BUILT THIS CITY.
♪ WE BUILT THIS CITY ON.
♪ JAZZ.
>> James: THIS NEXT ONE, ALL-TIME FAVOURITE OF MINE, YOU
KNOW THE SONG-- THAT CAMERA IS SO CLOSE TO MY-- GEORGE, HAVE I
NEVER SEEN YOU COME THIS CLOSE TO ME EVER.
I THOUGHT LEGALLY I WASN'T ALLOWED TO BE THIS CLOSE TO YOU,
GEORGE.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD MADE THAT VERY CLEAR IN THE RESTRAINING ORDER.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BACK AWAY.
COME BACK IN, BABY.
>> YOU SHOULD KEEP IT THERE FOR THE WHOLE SHOW, DO YOU LIKE IT
THERE, PETE, DO YOU FEEL THREATENED BY IT BEING THERE.
>> IT KIND OF EXCITES MEE.
>> James: THIS-- I'M TRYING TO DO THE SHOW.
NOW YOU YOU KNOW THE SONG BE OUR GUEST
FROM BEAUTY & THE BEAST WHERE WELL THIS IS AN ALTERNATE
THEY MADE A LIVE ACTION, THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE A TRUE, TRUE
LIVE ACTION FIRST OF ALL AND IT WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE ALL
PERFORMED BY REAL HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE SINGING.
HAVE A LISS HE EN.
SNOATD.
♪ >> James: YOU GET THE IDEA.
(APPLAUSE) NOW THIS NEXT ONE IS A CLASSIC,
YOU KNOW THE-- YOU KNOW THE MEATLOAF SONG I WOULD DO
ANYTHING FOR LOVE, WELL, THIS IS AN ALTERNATE VERSION WHERE YOU
ACTUALLY FIND OUT WHAT HE WON'T DO FOR LOVE.
♪ I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE.
♪.
>> OH, YOU CAN PICK UP ITS DRY CLEANING ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM
PICKLEBALL.
>> I WON'T DO THAT.
>> CAN YOU AGREE TO STOP SAYING BAZANGA DURING SEX.
>> I WON'T DO THAT.
>> CAN YOU AT LEAST PUT YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES IN THE HAMPER AND
NOT ON TOP OF IT.
>> I CAN DO THAT.
>> James: THAT WAS ITS LATE LATE RECORD COLLECTION.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> James: LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
HE STARS IN "SLUMBERLAND," CHRIS O'DOWD!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) O'DOWD.
>> James: SHE STARS IN "IRMA VEP," ALICIA VIKANDER!
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> James: LOOK AT THIS.
TWO GLORIOUS FOLKS, I'M SO HAPPY ARE YOU BOTH HERE, THANKS FOR
FINDING THE TIME, IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE YOU HAVE LAST BEEN
ON THE SHOW AND THERE IS MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
YOU HAVE A SON NOW.
>> YES.
>> James: CONGRATULATIONS.
HOW IS EVERYONE DOING.
>> IS HE OUT HEE.
>> James: HE'S OUT HERE WITH YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> James: AND HOW OLD IS HE NOW.
>> HE'S 20 MONTHS.
>> James: AND AND EVERYTHING IS GOOD.
>> NO, IT'S GREAT, AND YEAH, WE WENT FOR FIRST HALLOWEEN.
>> James: HOW WAS IT.
>> IT WAS ACTUALLY MY FIRST HALLOWEEN TOO IT WENT GREAT.
>> James: 20 MONTHS, KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON.
>> YEAH, HE SHOWED ME AROUND.
I WAS A BIT TERRIFIED.
>> James: THAT IS GREAT.
AND CRIST, YOUR PARTNER SOWT OF TOWN AT THE MOMENT, YOU ARE.
>> IS SHE.
>> James:.
>> MY NIGHT JUST OPENED UP.
>> James: YOU ARE HOLDING DOWN THE FORT, YOU HAVE TWO YOUNG
SONS.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> James: YOU DID SOMETHING THIS WEEKEND, KIND OF A
THROWBACK, TELL US WHAT YOU DID.
>> OH, WE DID SOME APPLE BOBBING.
WHICH YOU KNOW, IT WAS HALLOWEEN,.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT APPLE BOBBING IS.
>> NOW IT'S GOING TO SOUND WEIRD BUT YOU GET A BIG BOWL OF WATER.
APPLES.
BOB.
>> WHY?
>> THE KID HAS TO TRY TO GET AS MANY APPLES OUT OF THE BOWL OF
WATER.
>> James: WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS.
>> PRETTY MUCH WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS WKS JUST YOUR MOUTH.
>> ST NOT THE MOST HEALTH CONCIOUS BECAUSE ESSENTIALLY YOU
WHAT FIND IS THEY TAKE LITTLE BITES OUT OF THE APPLE AND THEN
THEY JUST PIT THEM BACK IN THE BOWL.
>> MY SON DOES THAT, HE JUST BITES AND GIVES IT TO ME.
>> AND THEN NEXT KID IN,.
>> James: SO HANG ON, HOW MANY KIDS WERE BOBBING.
>> THERE WERE SIX.
>> James: SIX BOBBERS.
>> WE HAD SEPARATE BOWLS FOR EACH FAMILY.
>> James: VERY WISE.
>> A PAIR OF MODERN [BLEEP], THAT WAS EXCITING.
BUT IT WAS GOOD.
I LIKE TO KEEP THEM ON THEIREAU TOES, THROW BE A ONION THIS
THERE.
THROW AN EGG, YOU KNOW, JUST SEE.
>> IF IT IS NOT BOILED IT WILL FLOAT, SOMETIMES A BLINDFOLD
THEM, LET'S SEE WHAT IS GOING ON >> BUT IT'S GOOD, WHAT DID YOUR
KID DRESS UP AS.
>> HE WAS A DRAGON.
>> I WAS KAL IZZY.
>> James: WHAT DID YOUR CATS GO.
>> I WAS CATS, I WAS WHAT WAS LEFT, AND IT WAS A CAT HEAD AND
NORMAL CLOTHES WITH THANS IS WHAT I DID, I JUST DID A WHITE
WIG.
>> James: THAT'S IT.
>> THAT IS THE WAY TO DO IT.
>> THE KIDS LOOKED GREAT.
THERE WERE TIGERS AND CROCODILES.
>> James: I SAW A GUY OUT TRICK OR TREATING AND HE WAS
JUST IN WHITE BED SHEETS WITH TWO HOLES IN HIS EYES AND JUST,
YOU KNOW, AND I HEARD HIS WIFE AT ONE POINT SAY, GIVING SOME
ORDERS TO GO AND GET SOMETHING.
AND I HEARD HIM JUST SAY [BLEEP] KILL ME.
>> AT LEAST HE CAN HIDE BEHIND THAT THING.
>> James: ARE YOU ALREADY A GHOST.
>> IS HE ALREADY THERE.
>> Jams: NOW I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, ALICIA, YOU
USED TO LIVE IN LONDON.
A FEW YEARS AGO YOU DECIDED TO MOVE TO PORTUGAL.
BIG MOVE.
HOW IS IT, HOW IS LIFE OUT THERE.
>> OH, IT IS PRETTY GOOD.
YEAH, I MEAN IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE WE MADE OUR MOVE FOUR AND A HALF
YEARS AGO, WE KIND OF WENT THERE AND BOUGHT A HOUSE AND CAME BACK
AND SAID I THINK WE ARE MOVING.
AND NOW LIKE FOUR AND A HALF YEARS LATER WE SIT ON A BOACH 20
MINUTES FROM OUR HOUSE.
WE HAVE LIKE 15, TO FRIENDS THAT WE USED TO HAVE LUNCH WITH IN
LONDON.
>> James: THEY MOVED AS WELL.
>> ON THE BEACH, I WAS TERRIFIED WHEN WE MADE THE MOVE AND I TOLD
MY HUSBAND, I WAS LIKE IF I SAY WE GO BACK, WE GO STRAIGHT BACK.
BUT I HAVEN'T, WHEN I SIT ON THAT BEACH, I HAVEN'T REALLY
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
>> James: WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER MAKING A MOVE LIKE
THAT.
>> IF I CAN SWING OVER THERE, WITH YOU GUYS.
>> ON THE BEACH.
>> James: YOU AND MICHAEL FASSBENDER, TWO IRISHMAN GETTING
ON.
>> WE COULD CREATE-- HE WOULD UNDERSTAND.
>> AT LAST.
>> James: WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE IRISH THAT YOU GRAVITATE TOWARDS
IT.
>> IT IS FUNNY, MY MOM AND SISTER WENT IRISH AS WELL.
>> DID SHE.
>> YEAH.
JONATHAN: YOUR REACTION WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN YOU THAT INQUISITIVE LIKE DID SHE.
>> THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT.
WE DON'T USUALLY GET THAT.
>> FAMILIES-- I THINK WE JUST WANTED TO LEAVE, MY DAD WAS MORE
THAN POINTING OUT ABOUT MICHAEL, HE WAS OH, HE'S IRISH, HE WAS
VERY HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
HE STILL TALKS ABOUT, MICHAEL'S FAMILY ARE VERY HAPPY BECAUSE
EVERY TIME WE GO HE JUST GOES ON AND ON ABOUT HIS FAVORITE TRIP
WHEN HE WAS IN HIS YOUTH WAS TO GO TO KERRY COUNTING TBLANS IS
LOVELY.
>> James: GORGEOU.
DID YOU GET THIS A LOT, CHRIS, WHEN ARE YOU WALKING AROUND, DO
YOU FIND WHEN ARE YOU IN AMERICA PEOPLE GRAVITATE TOWARDS THE
IRISH MAN MORE THAN BACK HOME?
>> USUALLY BECAUSE I HAVE SNACKS IN MY POCKET.
AND THAT WILL DRAW THEM IN, NEAR AND FAR.
>> James: YOU ARE ALWAYS CARRYING A BOWL AND BAG OF
APPLES, FOLLOW THIS GUY FOR A GOOD TIME, RIGHT.
>> MR. HALLOWEEN.
THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL ME.
>> James: NOW CHRIS LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE
SLUMBERLAND, CONGRATULATIONS.
FOR NIRN WHO DOESN'T KNOW TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU
PLAY.
>> SO YOU KNOW, IT SAY LOVELY FILM.
IT IS KIND OF AN ACTION ADVENTURE, BIT OF A THROWBACK
FAMILY MOVIE KIND OF GOONIE, KIND OF LABYRINTH KIND OF THING
THAT RESOLVES AROUND THERE YOUNG GIRL WHO TIENDS A TREASURE MAP
IN HER DREAMS. AND THEN SHE GOES INTO HER DREAMS, AND SHE
MEETS IN HER DREAMS JASON MAMOA.
THEY DON'T CALL HIM JASON MAMOA IN THE MOVIE.
I THINK HE IS CALLED FLIT MAMOA OR THE LIKE.
AND HE KIND OF BRINGS HER AROUND THE DREAMS, TRYING TO FIND HER
WAY BACK TO HER HOME PLACE WHICH SHE HAS LEFT.
AND THEN SHE WAKES FRUP THIS KIND OF MAD ADVENTURE.
I'M MAKING BREAKFAST BECAUSE I'M AN UNCLE WHO HAS KIND OF TAKEN
HER IN.
AND I'M LESS EXCITING THAN JASON MAMOA.
>> YOU HAVE GOOD APPLES.
>> I HAVE GREAT APPLES, THAT'S RIGHT.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, I SAY EVERY MORNING.
>> James: NOW THE MOVIE IS ABOUT SLEEP AND DREAMS, YOU HAVE
A GOOD IDEA FOR A NEW KIND OF SLEEP APP.
TELL US WHAT THIS IS.
>> WELL, I THINK IT IS SATURATED,.
>> James: SATURATED MARKET.
>> SO I WILL DO A WAKE APP WHERE WHENEVER, YOU GO HEY YYY, SHALL
WE DO IT?
AND THAT JUST KEEPS GOING ON UNTIL-- .
>> James: IT GETS MORE A BUSSIVE WITH EVERY BUTTON.
>> HAVE I TO GO FOR POSITIVITY, REALLY, LIKE YOU CAN GET UP.
>> James: BUT ON THE FIFTH OR SIRKS SNOOZE IT SHOULD BE.
>> COME ON, IDIOT.
>> James: YOUR BREATHE STINK, GET OUT OF BED.
>> ARE YOU ALREADY PRETTY CLOSE AT GETTING FIRED AT WORK.
>> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SLUMBER LANDERS WHICH PREMIERS
ON NETFLIX NOVEMBER 18th.
>> YOU ARE GOING TO RAISE HER IN A HER MIT, NOT IN A BAD WAY,
JUST YOU HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU.
>> SHE WILL NEED A LOT OF EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.
>> YEAH, I'M HOPING THAT YOU GUYS CAN HELP WITH ALL OF THAT.
>> SHE CAN'T DO THAT ALL BY HERSELF.
>> NO.
>> RIGHT?
>> RIGHT, OBVIOUSLY.
IS THAT NOT SOMETHING YOU DO?
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A LITTLE KID OR TALK ABOUT
FEELINGS.
I THINK THAT SHE WOULD BE BETTER OFF LITERALLY ANY WHERE ELSE.
>> YOU ARE KANL OF MORE THAN YOU THINK.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME
BACK.
>> I THINK THE REASON WHY YOU PUT ALL THESE BAGS MIGHT BE
BECAUSE HE'S BEEN-- -- ON A TOUR OF ALL THE STORES YOU USED TO
TAKE ME TOO, I WAS DOING THE BUYING AND YOU WERE SCHHELPING
THE BAGS.
>> AND NOW YOU HAVE YOUR REVENGE.
>> NO, NO, NO.
MY REVENGE IS TO FEEL LIKE HAVE I YOU WRAPPED AROUND MY LITTLE
FINGER.
>> YOU DO.
>> I KNOW.
>> PUT YOUR HANDS.
>> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "IRMA VEP."
THE ENTIRE SEASON IS STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX.
CONGRATS ON THE SHOW.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: I'M AWARE AS I SAY THIS, IT IS NOT THE EASIEST
SERIES TO SUM UP OR TALK ABOUT.
TELL US WHAT THE SHOW IS ABOUT.
>> I KNOW THIS WHEN I DID PRESS, NO, IT IS A SERIES REALLY ABOUT
FILM MAKING.
YOU GET TO GO BEHIND THE SCENES.
WHERE ACTORS, YOU KIND OF RE-CREATE HER CAREER, TO BE PART
OF THIS REMAKE OF A SILENT FILL FRM 1914.
BUT ALL IN ALL, IT IS QUITE FUNNY.
IT IS A SATISTIRE AND SOMETIMES IT WAS HARD MAKING IT BECAUSE IT
WAS CRAZY AND SOME OF THE THINGS WE RECORDED, I WAS LIKE THIS IS
ACTUALLY QUITE ALIKE HOW IT IS.
>> James: I'M THRILLED THAT YOU DID IT.
I AM REALLY, REALLY DID I URGE EVERYONE TO SEE IT IT IS
BRILLIANT.
YOUR HUSBAND MICHAEL, OBVIOUSLY AN INCREDIBLE ACTOR.
BUT NOW A FULLY FLEDGED, 100% PROPER RACE CAR DRIVER.
THIS SUMMER, HE DROVE IN LAMANCE 24, THE 24 HOUR RACE.
>> IN REAL LIFE.
>> James: WHEN YOU WERE THERE WERE YOU TRACKSIDE, THE WHOLE
TIME.
>> I REMEMBER IN THE BEGINNING I THOUGHT I WOULD BE TERRIFIED BUT
INSTEAD I GUCH THERE AND I'M LIKE, YOU GO!
BUT THE 24 HOUR, WAS A BIT LIKE I ARRIVED AND I WAS SO EXCITED
THAT HE, I WAS HAVING DRINKS, CHEERING, QUITE A FEW MORE
DRINKS, GOT TIRED, HAD DINNER, CAME BACK.
>> James: STILL GOING.
>> AND THEN IT'S LIKE LATE AND SO I AM GOING TO SLEEP, COME
BACK.
IS T IS LIKE NEVER ENDING STRKS LONG.
>> James: NUTS TO RACE FOR 24 HOURS, EVER SEE YOU IN A RACE
CAR CHRIS, YOU DIDN'T START DRIVING UNTIL WERE YOU IN YOUR
30S.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> LICK ME.
>> THERE WAS NO POINT.
I WAS IN CITIES OR THE COUNTRY, ANYWAY, SO I LEARED HERE HOW TO
DRIVE.
CALIFORNIA.CAUSE WE WERE HERE I- AND SO I BOUGHT MY FIRST CAR
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE-- IT COST ME TWO GRAND AND I BOUGHT A
2004, A 1-9D OF 9 VOLKSWAGEN CARMEN GHIA AND I PAID FOR IT IN
CASH OFF A GUY AT A BURGER KING IN SAN DIEGO.
DO YOU REMEMBER CRAIGSLIST.
>> YEAH.
>> OF COURSE.
CRAIGSLIST, CAR.
>> DIDN'T MAKE IT HOME, MATE.
>> NO, STOP, ARE YOU SERIOUS.
>> SO WE GOT IT.
WE MUST HAVE DRIVEN, WE HAD A RENT A CARE, SO WE DROVE DOWN
ANDDOM WAS GOING DRIVE IT BACK AND BUT I THINK SHE DROVE THE
CAR THAT WE HADN'T DRIVEN BEFORE BECAUSE SHE IS THE BETTER
DRIVER. AND IT DIDN'T, THAT, ONE OF THOSE THREE DAYS OF RAIN
AND IT JUST COULDN'T DEAL WITH THE RAIN.
WE HAD IT FOR FIVE YEARS AFTER THAT.
AND I DON'T KNOW IF THERE WAS A WEEK THAT IT STAYED ON THE ROAD
BUT IT WAS REAL PRETTY, THIS CAR.
IT WAS LIKE BABY BLUE AND IT LOOKED LIKE ONE OF THOSE
VOLKSWAGENS YOU GO IF YOU SAT ON T I WOULD NOTICE, I DON'T KNOW,
THIS IS SOME KIND OF DISCRIMINATION.
BUT PEOPLE WOULD COME OUT OF NOWHERE TO PUSH THIS CAR WHEN IT
WAS WOO BREAK DOWN.
>> THERE WAS A GUY, I'M NOT JOKING T BROKE DOWN ON MELROSE
AND THIS [BLEEP] WAS ON CRUTCHES.
OUT OF NOWHERE, PUSHING THE CAR.
SO I ALWAYS LOVE THE CITY FOR THAT REASON.
>> James: I ONCE BOUGHT A 100CC SCOOTER WHICH I BOUGHT
FROM ONE OF THE BOX ADS, RIGHT.
SO I WENT TO SEE THE GUY.
AND IT WAS 450 POUNDS FOR THIS SCOOTER.
SO I AM OUTSIDE, HE COMES TO MEET ME AT MY HOUSE.
GOES TO THE HOUSE, LOOK AT THE SCOOTER.pI JUST DUMP MY PROVISIE
SAVING, I GAVE HIM THE MONEY, HE GOES EXCELLENT.
COME AROUND THE BACK, AND I WILL CLEAN IT UP FOR YOU SO YOU CAN
DRIVE IT AWAY.
GREAT.
SO I WALKED IN, I OPEN THE CASE GATE, I WALK INTO THIS GARDEN.
AND I SEE THE VERY MAN JUST ZOOMING OFF DOWN THE ROAD ON THE
SCOOTER, WITH MY MONEY.
>> OH MAN.
>> SO I BANG ON THE KITCHEN DOOR, LIKE THE BACK DOOR.
, THIS LADY OPENS THE DOOR.
I SAID HE JUST HAS STOLEN MY TWO THROUGH.
>> SHE GOES WHO.
>> I SAID THE GUY WHO LIVES HERE.
>> SHE GOES I LIVE ON MY OWN.
>> IT WASN'T EVEN HIS HOUSE, MEET ME OUT OF SOMEONE'S HOUSE
AND HE WAS GONE, 450.
>> HE OWNS TWITTER NOW.
>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE THANK OUR
INCREDIBLE GUESTS, ALICIA VIKANDER, CHRIS O'DOWD.
HERE PERFORMING THE TITLE TRACK FROM HIS LATEST ALBUM “I RAN
DOWN EVERY DREAM,” WHICH IS OUT NOW, PLEASE WELCOME, TOMMY
McLAIN FEATURING C.C. ADCOCK!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
>> ♪ I REMEMBER
A LONG TIME AGO ♪ RECORDS SEND ME REELING
FALLING IN ♪ AND OUT OF LOVE
MUSIC, IT KEPT INTERFERING ♪ WHEN WE WERE YOUNG
WE'D SET THE WORLD ON FIRE ♪ CHANGE EVERYONE'S OPINION
♪ NOW THE WORLD'S MADE ME A LIAR
♪ FROM A HERO TO THE VILLAIN BUT I RAN DOWN EVERY DREAM
♪ I SWEAR I HAD THE BEST INTENTIONS
♪ I RAN DOWN EVERY DREAM SOME GOOD, SOME BAD
♪ SOME WE SHALL NOT EVER MENTION EVER MENTION AGAIN
♪ AND I RECALL WHEN TIME STOOD STILL
♪ NOW THE CLOCK IS TICKING I'VE SEEN SO MANY DREAMS
♪ DISAPPEAR FORGOT LIKE RHYMES
♪ THAT I'VE WRITTEN BUT THAT'S MY LIFE
♪ HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU?
DO YOU FIND YOURSELF FORGIVEN?
♪ WHEN I WAKE UP WITH A BRAND NEW TUNE
♪ THAT'S HOW I KNOW I'M STILL LIVING
♪ AND I RAN DOWN EVERY DREAM I SWEAR I HAD THE
♪ BEST INTENTIONS I RAN DOWN EVERY DREAM
♪ SOME GOOD, SOME BAD SOME WE SHALL NOT EVER MENTION
♪ EVER MENTION AGAIN ♪ EVER MENTION AGAIN
♪ ♪ ♪ I REMEMBER ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: OH MY GOODNESS.
OH, THATWAS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL.
OH MY GOSH.
I LOVE YOU TWO.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
THANK YOU >> James: TOMMY MCLAIN AND C.C.
ADCOCK, EVERYBODY!
>> James: TOMORROW NIGHT, KAL PENN, MELISSA FUMERO, AND STAND-
UP FROM TREY WAKEMAN.
GOOD LUCK TOMORROW, WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU, BUDDY.
MELISSA, TAKE US HOME.