1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:08,842 ♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN 2 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:10,043 ♪ ON THE SHOW TONIGHT DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY 3 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:20,820 ♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" 4 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:24,657 ♪ ABOUT TO COME TO YOU RIGHT FROM BEHIND THAT PURPLE CURTAIN 5 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:31,331 OVER THERE, MR. JAMES CORDEN! 6 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:31,865 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). 7 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:33,199 >> James: HOW ARE YOU? 8 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:36,870 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 9 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:38,505 YOU ARE GORGEOUS. 10 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:39,439 I APPRECIATE IT. 11 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:42,275 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING OUT, EVERYBODY. 12 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:47,981 THANKS, GUYS. 13 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:50,550 HELLO, GOOD EVENING. 14 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,018 WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." 15 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:52,819 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 16 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,587 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 17 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:57,023 WE APPRECIATE YOU ALL BEING HERE. 18 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:58,391 LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! 19 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,827 HE'S A TALENTED ACTOR, WRITER, AND FORMER WHITE HOUSE STAFF 20 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,296 MEMBER YOU KNOW FROM THE "HAROLD AND KUMAR" MOVIES, "SMILE" AND 21 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:10,437 "AMERICAN HORROR STORY," THE MIGHTY KAL PENN! 22 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:11,905 IS HERE TONIGHT. 23 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:12,505 THERE HE IS. 24 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:13,139 >> HEY MAN. 25 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:14,307 >> James: HOW ARE YOU, KAL. 26 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:15,842 >> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 27 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,210 >> James: I'M VERY WELL. 28 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,179 ALWAYS, ALWAYS IMPECCABLY DRESSED. 29 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:20,346 >> THANK YOU, WELL, THANK YOU. 30 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:24,017 >> James: NO, I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU NOT AT AN A PLUS LEVEL. 31 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:24,984 >> PLEASE TELL MY MOTHER THIS. 32 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:26,486 >> James: IS SHE WATCHING? 33 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:27,921 >> YES, OH YES, OF COURSE. 34 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:28,822 >> James: REALLY? 35 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:30,824 >> SEE MOM, I PULLED IT TOGETHER. 36 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:32,025 I CLEANED UP WELL. 37 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:34,260 >> James: HE CLEANED UP WELL, MUM, IT IS BECAUSE OF YOU THAT 38 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:37,096 HE HAS SUCH SARTORIAL TASTE. 39 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:39,899 WE LOVE YOU, KAL PENN, EVERYBODY. 40 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,568 >> THANK YOU. 41 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:42,402 AND SHE IS A TALENTED ACTOR YOU KNOW 42 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,603 FROM EIGHT SEASONS ON "BROOKLYN 99." 43 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:46,406 HER NEW MOVIE "BAR FIGHT" IS AVAILABLE IN SELECT THEATERS AND 44 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:54,013 ON AMC PLUS NOVEMBER 11th, THE GLORIOUS, MELISSA FUMERO! 45 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,950 IS HERE TONIGHT, HEY MELISSA, HOW ARE YOU? 46 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:57,984 >> I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU. 47 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,186 >> James: I'M VERY, VERY WELL, SO NICE TO SEE YOU. 48 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:01,788 IS EVERYTHING GOOD? 49 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:02,589 >> EVERYTHING IS GREAT, SO GOOD. 50 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:04,757 >> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE. 51 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,526 MELISSA FUMERO, EVERYBODY. 52 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:09,696 AND THIS IS EXCITING, HE'S A BRILLIANT STAND UP 53 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:11,097 COMEDIAN WHO PERFORMS AT CLUBS AND COLLEGES ALL OVER THE 54 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:14,567 COUNTRY. 55 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:22,275 WHAT AN HONOR TO INVITE THE HILL ARIOUS TREY WAKEMAN TO THE SHOW 56 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:23,009 TONIGHT. 57 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,711 TREY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 58 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:27,447 >> OH, NOTHINGK I'M NOT TAKING THIS. 59 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:28,515 I BROUGHT THIS WITH ME. 60 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:30,083 I WAS HANGING IT UP. 61 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:31,084 >> James: REALLY? 62 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:33,953 IT FEELS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT STEALING IT. 63 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,890 >> NO, I-- IT'S KIND OF COOL THAT YOU GUYS HAPPEN TO HAVE TWO 64 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:39,225 THAT MATCH THE ONE I BROUGHT. 65 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:41,594 I THINK WE'VE JUST GOT SIMILAR TASTES IS WHAT IT MEANS. 66 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,429 >> James: YOU THINK? 67 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:43,863 >> YEAH. 68 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:44,797 >> James: TREY? 69 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:45,331 >> YES. 70 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:48,935 >> James: PUT IT BACK. 71 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:58,378 (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER). 72 00:02:58,444 --> 00:02:59,779 >> James: TREY WAKEMAN, EVERYBODY. 73 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:00,547 ARE YOU READY? 74 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:01,648 THEN LET'S. 75 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:03,783 I'M JAMES CORDEN, THIS, THIS IS THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." 76 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:04,884 ROLL I'M JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS? 77 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:05,852 THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" ROLL THE TITLES! 78 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:06,920 COME ON! 79 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:10,323 Captioning sponsored by CBS 80 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,193 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! 81 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:19,732 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! 82 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:29,709 ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ >> James: IT CERTAINLY IS! 83 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:30,610 THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 84 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,712 I LOVE KAL PENN. 85 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:33,546 >> OH YEAH. 86 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:35,148 >> James: ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVES. 87 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:35,949 >> ALWAYS A CLASSIC. 88 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:37,083 >> James: YEAH. 89 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:37,784 >> YEAH. 90 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,852 >> James: JUST AN ADORABLE MAN. 91 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:40,520 >> GREAT NAME TOO. 92 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:42,855 >> James: KAL PENN. 93 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:43,990 >> KAL PENN. 94 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:47,560 >> James: YOU ARE RIGHT, LIKE IN STREET FIGHTS KAL PENN. 95 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,395 >> YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH KAL PENN. 96 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:51,197 >> James: YOU ARE RIGHT. 97 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:54,534 >> IF HE IS PRESIDENT, KAL PENN, MY WEED DEALER, KAL PENN. 98 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,270 >> James: YEAH, ARE YOU SCHEUTLY RIGHT. 99 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:58,404 >> ANYTHING. 100 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:03,543 >> James: YEAH, YOU KNOW THE NEW SHOW, THE SANTA CLAUSES, 101 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,745 SANTA-- IS THERE ANY OTHER HOLIDAY CHARACTERS THAT DESERVE 102 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:09,682 THEIR OWN SHOW? 103 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:13,519 >> I WOULD LIKE TO SEE LIKE JUST A VERY SERIOUS KIND OF EMMY 104 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,121 WINNING SHOW ABOUT THE EASTER BUNNY. 105 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:19,359 WHERE HE LIKE FINDS OUT HE'S JEWISH. 106 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:24,364 LIKE GOING THROUGH DOCUMENTS AND IT'S LIKE BUNOOWITZ, OH MY GOD. 107 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,499 >> James: BUNOOWITZ. 108 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:29,602 >> JUST SORT OF LIKE SQUARING HIS LIFE AND HIS ROLE WITH 109 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:32,405 EASTER WITH THE FACT HE HAS THIS JEWISH HERITAGE. 110 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:35,775 YOU KNOW LIKE YOU GET SOMEONE LIKE JEFF DANIELS PLAYS THE 111 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:36,709 EASTER BUNNY. 112 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,712 >> James: BUT IT IS REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS. 113 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,114 >> IT IS SUPER SERIOUS. 114 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:44,050 >> James: HE DOESN'T GET A LOT OF LOVE, THE EASTER BUNNY. 115 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,084 >> NOT ENOUGH. 116 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:48,888 >> James: IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S NOT FRONT AND CENTER. 117 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:49,589 >> NO. 118 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,157 SANTA CLAUS GETS A TON OF PRESS. 119 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,392 >> James: HE REALLY DOES. 120 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:56,529 >> HE'S GOT A BETTER PUBLICIST THAN THE EASTER BUNNY IS WHAT IT 121 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:57,363 BOILS DOWN TO. 122 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:58,131 >> James: IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 123 00:04:58,197 --> 00:04:59,265 >> YEAH. 124 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:02,769 >> James: ALSO THE COCA COLA TIE IN, A BRAND AMBASSADOR. 125 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,303 SORRY, HAVE I TO STOP, HAVE I TO STOP. 126 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:08,107 I THINK I JUST NOTICED, THIS IS SHOW-- WHAT IS THIS 1,127. 127 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:11,577 THIS IS SHOW 1,127. 128 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,947 I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST SPOTTED THE COOLEST AUDIENCE MEMBER HAVE 129 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:16,649 I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE, THIS GUY RIGHT THERE. 130 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:20,186 LOOK AT THIS, LOO AT THIS-- SCOTTY, SCOTTY, OVER 131 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:20,720 HERE. 132 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:21,754 THIS GUY HERE. 133 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,657 LOOK AT THIS GUY. 134 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:37,837 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) DUDE, DUDE, NONE OF THIS SHOULD 135 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,072 WORK. 136 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:42,542 AND YET, AND YET ON YOUR FRAME, I CAN'T IMAGINES ANYTHING ELSE 137 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:43,042 HAPPENING. 138 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:43,943 >> COME ON. 139 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,044 >> James: COME ON, EXACTLY. 140 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:45,778 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 141 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,580 >> James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR. 142 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:48,748 >> KEVIN, KEVIN. 143 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:51,751 >> James: YOU ARE THE LEAST LOOKING KEVIN I HAVE EVER SEEN 144 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:52,819 IN MY LIFE. 145 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,253 >> THANK YOU, THAT'S MY GOAL IN LIFE, TO BE HONEST. 146 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,688 EVIN GETS A BAD NAME, BAD RAP. 147 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:58,691 >> James: A BAD RAP, ARE YOU LIKE I'M GOING TO RAISE THE BAR 148 00:05:58,758 --> 00:05:59,358 FOR KEVIN. 149 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:00,293 >> THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. 150 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:03,262 >> YOU KNOW WHAT HIS NAME SHOULD BE. 151 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:04,931 >> James: KL PENN. 152 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:05,865 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 153 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,767 >> James: CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION. 154 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:08,501 >> PLEASE. 155 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,002 >> James: WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE. 156 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:13,206 >> A LEXUS FROM MY GRAND MARKS SHE GAVE IT TO ME. 157 00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:16,409 >> James: I'M GLAD YOU ADDED THAT LAST BIT. 158 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:17,577 >> SHE WILL BE WATCHING THIS SO I HAVE TO. 159 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:19,011 >> James: WHAT IS HER NAME. 160 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:21,380 >> ELLEN BUT I CALL HER MA, SO SHE IS MA. 161 00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:22,849 >> James: ELLEN, CONGRATS. 162 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:31,758 THIS GUY IS THE COOLEST, COOLEST AUDIENCE MEMBER WE HAVE EVER 163 00:06:31,824 --> 00:06:32,658 HAD. 164 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:40,566 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU AN APPROPRIATE NOISE. 165 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:45,972 IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS. 166 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:51,210 OH, STOP, COME ON. 167 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:53,112 ♪ GO ON, STEVE. 168 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:59,652 ♪ YES. 169 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:11,497 YEAH, YEAH. 170 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:19,472 COME ON. 171 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:20,506 >> FOR THE NEWS. 172 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:24,977 >> James: OH MY GOD, I PUTTED OUT EYE A KING STAR. 173 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:29,916 YOU KNOW THE ONLY PERSON THAT KEYTAR WOULD LOOK BETTER ON, 174 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:30,516 KEVIN, RIGHT THERE. 175 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,785 HERE ST, HERE IS THE NEWS. 176 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:37,590 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 177 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:38,958 KEVIN'S LIKE, THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 178 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:40,026 HERE IS THE NEWS. 179 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:43,930 ELECTION DAY IS FAST APPROACHING, AND PRESIDENT BIDEN 180 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:45,264 HAS BEEN CRISS-CROSSING THE COUNTRY MAKING FINAL PUSHES FOR 181 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:47,500 DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES. 182 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:50,303 TOMORROW, HE WILL BE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. 183 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:51,904 YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, THE ALL-IMPORTANT SWING STATE OF 184 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:55,174 CALIFORNIA. 185 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,243 BIDEN'S STOP IN CALIFORNIA FOLLOWS VISITS TO NEW MEXICO AND 186 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,011 FLORIDA. 187 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:02,381 WHICH MAKES ME WONDER IF HE'S ACTUALLY CAMPAIGNING OR JUST 188 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:06,018 FOLLOWING JIMMY BUFFET ON TOUR. 189 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:08,821 AND THEN ON SATURDAY, BIDEN WILL JOIN BARACK OBAMA IN 190 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:12,725 PHILADELPHIA, WHERE THEY WILL HOLD A RALLY TOGETHER. 191 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:17,396 MY ADVICE- LET OBAMA DO THE TALKING. 192 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:20,499 SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE POLITICAL EQUIVALENT OF BRUCE 193 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:26,539 SPRINGSTEEN OPENING FOR SMASH MOUTH. 194 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:29,008 I FEEL LIKE THIS HAS BEEN A MISTAKE, I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE 195 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:34,747 BEEN OVER THIS, NEVER, BRING A WINGMAN 196 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:35,982 WHO'S HOTTER THAN YOU. 197 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:36,515 SURE IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA, BUT IT'S GONNA BACKFIRE EVERY 198 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:39,919 TIME. 199 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,087 >> James: AND A CHAMPAGNE COMPANY HAS NOW DESIGNED A NEW 200 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:42,255 KIND OF BOTTLE FOR SPARKLING WINE, MEANT TO BE CONSUMED IN 201 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:45,925 SPACE. 202 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:49,428 THIS IS REAL, THE FUTURISTIC BOTTLE DISPENSES CHAMPAGNE AS 203 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:51,163 FOAM, WHICH ASTRONAUTS CAN GULP DOWN AS THEY FLOAT IN 204 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:54,000 ZERO-GRAVITY. 205 00:08:54,066 --> 00:09:08,948 HERE IT IS IN ACTION. 206 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,918 HERE IT IS IN ACTION. 207 00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:13,386 BRILLIANT. 208 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:19,191 THANK GOD THEY SOLVE THE WHOLE CHAMPAGNE IN SPACE PROBLEM-- 209 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:21,794 THIS WAS KEEPING ME UP AT NIGHT. 210 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:24,163 THE FUTURISTIC CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE CAN POUR CHAMPAGNE IN SPACE AS A 211 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,032 FOAM. 212 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:28,567 BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW EVERYONE'S FAVORITE PART OF CHAMPAGNE, THE 213 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:31,470 FOAM. 214 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:32,672 IT'S A PRETTY AMAZING BREAKTHROUGH. 215 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:41,514 THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN AND A 216 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:42,682 12-STEP PROGRAM FOR MANKIND. 217 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:43,316 AND A NEW RESTAURANT HAS OPENED IN SAN FRANCISCO WHICH IS 218 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:44,784 EXCLUSIVELY FOR DOGS. 219 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:48,754 FOR $75, THE DOGS GET A MULTIPLE-COURSE MEAL FEATURING 220 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,790 DISHES LIKE CHICKEN SKIN WAFFLES AND STEAK TARTARE WITH QUAIL 221 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:54,160 EGG. 222 00:09:54,226 --> 00:10:00,933 SO, YEAH, CALIFORNIA IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 223 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,535 A RESTAURANT FOR DOGS. 224 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:07,740 IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE WEIRD WHEN THE DOG ORDERS, LIKE, DO YOU 225 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,809 HAVE ANYTHING THAT TASTES LIKE MY OWN BALLS? 226 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:28,194 >> IT'S CRAZY CUZ ITS DOG CAN TALK. 227 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:32,565 , YOU BURIED THE LEAD THERE. 228 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:35,668 BALLS THING IS REALLY SECONDARY TO THIS TALKING DOG. 229 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:38,404 >> James: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 230 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,873 IT IS A TALKING DOG SITTING IN A RESTAURANT, ORDERING DINNER. 231 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:44,210 >> HE CAN READ TOO? 232 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:47,279 >> PICTURES. 233 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:47,947 >> PICTURES. 234 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,850 >> James: YOU'RE BEING INSANE. 235 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:57,189 THE MENU ALSO INCLUDES A MIMOSA AND A BAKED TREAT FOR THE HUMAN. 236 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,058 ACCOMPANYING THE DOG, AS WELL AS A MIRROR, SO YOU CAN 237 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:02,128 LOOK AT YOURSELF AND REFLECT ON WHAT YOU'VE BECOME. 238 00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:07,066 AND DO YOU REMEMBER BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO STORES? 239 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,834 YOU REMEMBER BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. 240 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,770 YOU WILL LOVE THIS. 241 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,406 WELL, LATER THIS MONTH, BLOCKBUSTER WILL BE RETURNING TO 242 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:14,607 LOS ANGELES, NOT AS A VIDEO STORE, BUT AS A SPEAKEASY-STYLE 243 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,675 POP-UP BAR. 244 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:20,279 VISITORS WILL GET A BLOCKBUSTER MEMBERSHIP CARD THAT SERVES AS A 245 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:24,517 DRINK TICKET, AND CAN CHOOSE FROM THEMED BEVERAGES INSPIRED 246 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,186 BY MOVIES FROM THE '90s AND EARLY 2000s. 247 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,255 IT'S PRETTY AUTHENTIC. 248 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:31,457 YOU SPEND 45 MINUTES DECIDING WHICH DRINK TO GET, ONLY TO 249 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:35,628 LEARN THAT THEY'RE COMPLETELY OUT, BUT MIGHT GET ONE BACK 250 00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:39,932 IN STOCK TOMORROW. 251 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,967 SO COME EARLY. 252 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,736 A BLOCKBUSTER SPEAKEASY. 253 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,171 I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF SOMEBODY OPENED A 254 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:48,941 NETFLIX BAR ACROSS THE STREET AND WAS LIKE $14, ALL YOU CAN 255 00:11:49,008 --> 00:12:00,219 DRINK. 256 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:05,791 A LOT OFOUR AUDIENCE PROBABLY HAS NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS. 257 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:12,198 BLOCKBUSTER IS LIKE A STREAMING SERVICE BUT WITH V.H.S. TAPES. 258 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:16,035 A V.H.S. TAPE IS LIKE A DVD BUT SOMETHING YOU NEED TO PHYSICALLY 259 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,971 REWIND LIKE A CASSETTE TAPE. 260 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:22,875 A CASSETTE TAPE IS-- YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST FORGET IT. 261 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,144 AND FINALLY DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 262 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,914 WILLIAMS SONOMA HAS COME OUT WITH A BREAKABLE CHOCOLATE 263 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,783 TURKEY FILLED WITH TREATS. 264 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,719 IT'S PAINTED TO RESEMBLE A REAL TURKEY BUT IS ACTUALLY 265 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,955 FILLED WITH PUMPKIN MACARONS AND CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES. 266 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:41,494 HERE IT IS HERE. 267 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,062 LOOK AT THAT. 268 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,563 THAT WOULD BE A GREAT PRANK TO PULL AT A HOLIDAY DINNER. 269 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,999 BRING OUT THE ROASTED BIRD, AND WHEN EVERYONE'S OOH-ING AND 270 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:55,441 AHHH-ING, TAKE OUT A MALLET AND JUST SMASH IT TO BITS. 271 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,609 THE CHOCOLATE TURKEY COSTS $250 AND EVERYONE IN OUR 272 00:12:56,675 --> 00:13:04,583 AUDIENCE IS GOING HOME WITH ONE! 273 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,050 YEAH. 274 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,152 , IF YOU WANT TO. 275 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,219 IF YOU WANT TO. 276 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,756 THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WILLIAMS SONOMA NEXT 277 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:15,227 DOOR AT THE GROVE, SO YOU ALL CAN GO BUY ONE AFTER THE SHOW IF 278 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,230 , IT'S COMPLETELY UP TO YOU. 279 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,298 AND THAT'S THE NEWS! 280 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,000 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KAL PENN AND MELISSA FUMERO. 281 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,993 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 282 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,729 NOW DOING A SHOW LIKE THIS EVERY NIGHT WE READ A LOT OF 283 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,199 HEADLINES, THE HEADLINES DON'T ALWAYS TELL YOU WHAT THE FULL 284 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:56,835 STORY IS SO WE THOUGHT WE WOULD HELP CLEAR THINGS UP WITH THIS 285 00:13:56,902 --> 00:14:04,410 DISEGMENT, THIS IS HONEST HEADLINES. 286 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,912 THIS F COMES FROM TODAY READS ARTIST CHARGES $6,000 FOR A 287 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,514 PICKLE, STUCK TO CEILING. 288 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,184 THAT IS THE HEADLINE, THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ 289 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:23,929 RIDICULOUS PRICE TAG, NOT KOSHER, TERRIBLE DEAL. 290 00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,431 HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM SKY NEWS, AND IT READS:THOUSANDS OF MEN 291 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:29,935 NEED BREAST EDUCTIONS DUE TO STEROID USE. 292 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,103 THAT'S THE HEADLINE. 293 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,738 THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ:THOUSANDS OF MEN'S EYES 294 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:38,944 ARE UP HERE. 295 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:42,248 HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM CNN, AND IT READS:“DOMINO'S FORCED TO 296 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,482 CLOSE ALL RESTAURANTS IN ITALY.” 297 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,650 THAT'S THE HEADLINE. 298 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,684 THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ:“ITALIANS HATE PIZZA, 299 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:51,724 APPARENTLY.” BOLD MOVE IF YOU ARE DOMINOES TO 300 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:59,898 BE LIKE, I IMAGINE THE ITALIANS WILL DIG THIS. 301 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:04,136 CAN YOU IMAGINE, LIKE WHY WOULD YOU DO IT? 302 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:07,406 I FEEL LIKE IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FOOD ALL TOGETHER. 303 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:10,909 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE I THINK IF YOU TOOK SOMEONE FROM 304 00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,979 MEXICO AND BROUGHT THEM TO TACO BELL, THEY WOULDN'T BE LIKE OH 305 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,414 YES, THE FOOD OF MY HOMELAND. 306 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,016 >> James: YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT. 307 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,217 >> YEAH. 308 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,119 >> James: I FEEL LIKE, YEAH, THAT IS A BOLD MOVE ON DOMINOES. 309 00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:22,521 >> STAY WHOLE DIFFERENT THING STVMENT BAD AMERICAN PIZZA AND 310 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,391 MAYBE THEY JUST LIKE ALL DRESS UP LIKE AMERICANS AND ORDER 311 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:28,627 DOMINOES AND LAUGH ABOUT HOW BAD OUR TASTE IS. 312 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,629 >> James: I THINK THEY DO THAT ANYWAY. 313 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:33,465 HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM FOX NEWS, AND IT READS: “SUSPECTED CAR 314 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,501 THIEF FOUND HIDING INSIDE GIANT TEDDY BEAR.” 315 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,735 THAT'S THE HEADLINE. 316 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,571 THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ: “GRAND THEFT AWWWWWWWW- 317 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:43,575 TO.” HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM "THE 318 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:47,012 GUARDIAN," AND IT READS: “CAT MISSING FOR FIVE YEARS FOUND ON 319 00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,748 SCOTTISH OIL RIG.” THAT'S THE HEADLINE. 320 00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:52,985 THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ: “WEE BONNIE KITTY FOUND 321 00:15:53,052 --> 00:16:07,933 ABERD A SEACRAFT FULL O' CRUDE”" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 322 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,600 ABERD A SEACRAFT FULL O' CRUDE”" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 323 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,868 >> James: THAT WASN'T GOOD. 324 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:13,706 THAT WASN'T, CAN I ONLY SAY LIKE TWO THINGS IN A SCOTTISH ACCENT. 325 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:14,873 >> WHAT ARE THEY THEY. 326 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:21,347 >> James: GETS AND [BLEEP] YOUR-- CAN I SAY THAT AND CAN I 327 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:26,051 SAY OH, DON'T DO, THAT I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT. 328 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,821 OUTSIDE OF THAT, I'M SORT OF DONE STRKS BECAUSE I USED TO 329 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:32,825 HAVE A BOSS WHO WORKED AND USED TO WORK IN THIS MINI SUPERMARKET 330 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:36,762 AND HE WOULD GO HEY, JIM, YOU CAN WORK FRIDAY, SEE, I CAN'T DO 331 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,963 ANYTHING ELSE. 332 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,565 CAN YOU WORK THURSDAY. 333 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:44,536 AND I WOULD GO YEAH, AND THEN I GO OH, NO I CAN'T, I'VE GOT MY 334 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:50,376 DRAMA AND HE WOULD GO [BLEEP] THAT, DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT. 335 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:57,383 AND I G LOOK I'M SORRY, I FORGOT. 336 00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,151 >> HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM FOX NEWS: 337 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,120 HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM FOX NEWS: AND IT READS: “PORTLAND FOURTH 338 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,087 BEST PLACE FOR SURVIVING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.” 339 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,355 THAT'S THE HEADLINE. 340 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,023 THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ: “ZOMBIES PREFER FARM-TO- 341 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:08,660 TABLE BRAINS.” HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM DAILY 342 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:17,903 STAR, AND IT READS:“ FIREFIGHTERS CALLED TO WOMAN'S 343 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,906 HOUSE DUE TO OVERHEATED VIBRATOR.” 344 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:28,180 THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ: “FIRE IN THE HOLE!” 345 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:43,128 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 346 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:46,331 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 347 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:50,002 HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM THE "NEW YORK POST," AND IT READS:“ 348 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,572 NEW WEBSITE HELPS PEOPLE FIND A PET USING PERSONALITY QUIZ.” 349 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:54,840 THAT'S THE HEADLINE. 350 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,609 THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ: “GUY WITHOUT PERSONALITY 351 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:08,954 GETS MATCHED WITH A SNAKE.” HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM CNN 352 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:12,324 AND IT READS: “TACO BELL'S NEWEST MENU ITEM USES AN 353 00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:15,060 OVERSIZED CHEEZ-IT.” THAT'S THE HEADLINE. 354 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,696 THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ: “TACO BELL NOT EVEN 355 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:24,436 ANYMORE.”G TO BE MEXICAN FOOD- HERE'S ANOTHER HEADLINE FROM 356 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:25,871 CNN, AND IT READS: “JAPAN WANTS YOUNG PEOPLE TO DRINK MORE 357 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,173 BOOZE.” THAT'S THE HEADLINE. 358 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,743 THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ: “LATE LATE SHOW RENEWS, 359 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:38,217 RELOCATES TO JAPAN.” HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM THE "L.A. 360 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,919 TIMES, AND IT READS: “CHURCH SUES POLICE OVER STEALING 361 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,754 PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS.” THAT'S THE HEADLINE. 362 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,491 THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ: “FORGIVE ME FATHER, 363 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:58,003 FOR I HAVE WHOOOOOAAAAAA.” AND FINALLY, HERE'S A HEADLINE 364 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,772 FROM LIVESCIENCE, AND IT READS“" SPECIES OF SHARK FILMED 365 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,675 WALKING ON LAND.” THAT'S THE HEADLINE. 366 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,979 THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ: “OH ( BLEEP ).” 367 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:15,787 THAT WAS “HONEST HEADLINES.” WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 368 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,856 MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY. 369 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,072 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 370 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:42,347 SHE STARS IN "BLOCKBUSTER," MELISSA FUMERO! 371 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,415 HOW ARE YOU, I LOVE THIS DRESS. 372 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:47,920 >> THANK YOU. 373 00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:48,820 >> James: HE STARS IN "THE SANTA CLAUSES," 374 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,889 KAL PENN! 375 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:10,609 THAI FOR BEING HERE, BLESS YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US, WONDERFUL, 376 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:15,314 NOW WE HAVE TWO FAMOUS JERSEYANS ON THE COUCH. 377 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,617 MELISSA, WHEREABOUTS ARE YOU FROM IN JERSEY AND WHAT IS IT 378 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:19,785 LIKE THERE. 379 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,453 >> I'M FROM LYNN HEARST, NEW JERSEY, WHICH IS REAL CLOSE TO 380 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:25,290 THE CITY, RIGHT BY GIANTS STADIUM. 381 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:29,061 AND IT IS A COMIETER TOWN, MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE 382 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:31,196 WORK IN NEW YORK. 383 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:34,366 AND SO YOU KNOW, YOU CAN, I COULD GET THE BUS DOWN THE BLOCK 384 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,068 TO GO TO THE CITY, WHICH I DID. 385 00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,870 >> James: IS IT NICE? 386 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:41,707 OR WHERE DOES IT FALL ON THE GRIM SCALE. 387 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:46,912 >> YOU ARE PUTTING ME IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION HERE. 388 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,113 IT'S NICE. 389 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,482 >> James: NO, IT IS NICE BUT WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT, BECAUSE I 390 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,918 KNOW THERE ARE MARTS OF JERSEY THAT ARE VERY, VERY BOUGIE AND 391 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,353 THERE ARE OTHER PARTS. 392 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:59,024 >> IT ST NOT BOUGIE IT IS NOT BOUGIE STRKS VERY LIKE MIDDLE 393 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,460 CLASS, URBAN SUBURBIA. 394 00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:04,329 >> James: GOT IT WHAT BUT, KAL WHAT IS YOUR HOMETOWN. 395 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:08,900 >> I GREW UP IN FREEHOLE JERSEY WHICH IS KNOWN MOSTLY FOR BRUCE 396 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,903 SPRINGSTEEN BUT WE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE, YOU MEET ANYBODY FROM 397 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:15,073 NEW JERSEY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD AND IT IS LIKE ANNETTE NISSITY. 398 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,308 >> YES. 399 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,444 >> LIKE IT TRANSENDS ALL OTHER THINGS, SO OUR FACES LIT UP, YOU 400 00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:25,017 ARE FROM JERSEY, THERE IS A WHOLE-- . 401 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:28,987 >> >> James: BUT WHERE IS FREE DS 402 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,155 HOLD ON THE BOWJEAU SCALE. 403 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:34,926 >> IT IS ALSO SORT OF IN THE MIDDLE STRKS A MIDDLE BOUGIE, 404 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:38,096 EVERYONE'S PARENT WAS TAKE THE BUS OR TRAIN TO WORK IN 405 00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:39,931 MANHATTAN EVERY DAY, THAT KIND OF THING. 406 00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:41,166 >> SAME. 407 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,301 >> James: SO MELISSA, NOW YOU LIVE HERE ON THE WEST COAST, AND 408 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:47,372 YOUR 15th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY IS COMING UP IN 409 00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:48,140 DECEMBER. 410 00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:49,908 AND YOUR HUSBAND IS ALSO AN ACTOR. 411 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,878 SO YOU ARE YOU ARE BOTH ACTORS, WHEN YOU MET WERE YOU AWARE OF 412 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:58,750 HIS WORK BEFORE YOU STARTED DATING SO I WAS AND I WASN'T. 413 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:04,056 WHEN I WAS 13, MARIAH CAREY HAD THIS MUSIC VIDEO HONE, VERY 414 00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:04,589 FAMOUS. 415 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,324 >> James: VERY FAMOUS. 416 00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,894 >> AND THERE WAS A HOT GUY THAT FROLICKED WITH HER ON THE BEACH 417 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,730 AT THE END OF THE INDIVIDUAL YOVMENT AND I WAS OBSESSED WITH 418 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:14,766 THAT HOT GUY AT THE END OF THE INDIVIDUAL YOVMENT I WAS 13. 419 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:19,271 HE WAS TEN YEARS OLDER THAN ME, TENNISH YEARS LATER, I START 420 00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:23,742 DATING THIS GUY, AND HE CASUALLY ONE TIME FRIED TO IMPRESS ME WAS 421 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:28,046 LIKE OH, I WAS ON THIS GIG IN PUERTO RICO ONCE, IT WAS 422 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:34,886 ACTUALLY MARIAH CAREY INDIVIDUAL YOVMENT AND I WAS LIKE, WERE YOU 423 00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:36,054 THE GUY AT THE END OF THE INDIVIDUAL YORKS THE HONEY 424 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,889 INDIVIDUAL YORKS MARIAH CAREY. 425 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:41,727 HIS EYES GOT ALL BIG BECAUSE THEN I LOOKED LIKE A PSYCH. 426 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:46,231 HE IS LIKE YES. 427 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:51,269 AND I JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM IN MY APARTMENT AND HAD LIKE A 428 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:52,304 SILENT FREAKOUT. 429 00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:54,639 AND THEN I MARRIED HIM. 430 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,142 >> James: YOU KNEW IN THAT MOMENTS, OKAY I HAVE TO MARRY 431 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,477 THIS GUY. 432 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:01,446 >> YEAH, YEAH, I THINK THAT WAS THE, YEAH. 433 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,615 >> James: WOW. 434 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:08,019 >> WHATEVER THOUGHTS MAYBE STRKS FINE. 435 00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:10,655 >> THE 13 YEAR OLD YOU COMES INTO IT. 436 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,324 >> IT'S DONE IT'S DONE, YEAH. 437 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,025 >> James: WOW. 438 00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:14,626 >> YEAH. 439 00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:14,960 >> James: THAT'S AMAZING. 440 00:23:15,026 --> 00:23:15,927 >> I KNOW. 441 00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:16,995 >> James: HE REALLY DOES FROLIC IN THAT VIDEO. 442 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:21,533 >> HE FROLICS, HE PICKS HER UP. 443 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,567 OH. 444 00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:23,835 >> James: WE ARE TALKING FROLICKING AND DANCES, YOU 445 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:27,606 RECENTLY ATTENDED A HARRY STYLES CONCERT IN NEW YORK. 446 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:28,140 >> OH YEAH, YEAH. 447 00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:29,841 >> James: IN NEW YORK. 448 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,476 WHAT WAS YOUR HIGHLIGHT OF THAT? 449 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:34,012 >> LET ME TELL YOU, I KNOW HE SAY FRIEND OF THE SHOW. 450 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,848 THE HIGHLIGHT, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT GOING THERE. 451 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:40,285 I GET THERE, I START KIND OF DANCING IN THE SEAT. 452 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:43,622 AND THEN I NOTICE THERE IS A WOMAN DRESSED AS A STRAWBERRY IN 453 00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:44,790 THE ROW IN FRONT OF ME. 454 00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:48,160 AND A GAP BETWEEN US, SO AFTER FOUR VODKAS, I TOOK IT UPON 455 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:51,296 MYSELF TO DANCE WITH HER FOR THE REST OF THE CONCERT, BLAST. 456 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:55,267 >> James: YEAH, I THINK IF YOU EVER SEE SOMEONE DANCING AS A 457 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:58,270 STRAWBERRY IT SHOULD BE YOUR DUTY TO GO DANCE WITH THE 458 00:23:58,336 --> 00:23:59,204 STRAWBERRY. 459 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,405 >> 100 PERCENT. 460 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:02,240 >> James: YOU HAVE TWO YOUNG BOYS AN I HEAR, WE WERE TALKING 461 00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:05,911 ABOUT THIS, I HEAR THAT BILL HADER GAVE YOU SOME ADVICE ON 462 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:08,547 PREPARING OR DECIDING TO BECOME A MOTHER. 463 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,347 IS THAT RIGHT? 464 00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:11,917 WHAT WAS THE ADVICE THAT HE GAVE SNU. 465 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:15,053 >> YEAH, I WAS, HE WAS GUEST STAR ON BROOKLYN 99. 466 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:21,092 AND I WAS VERY NEWLY PREGNANT WITH MY FIRST. 467 00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:25,797 AND IT WAS A BIT OF A SURPRISE PREGNANCY, IF YOU WILL. 468 00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:28,867 SO I WAS STILL IN THAT SPACE OF, OH MY GOD. 469 00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:31,203 FREAKING OUT. 470 00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:38,210 AND HE JUST TURNED TO ME AND HE SAID-- HE WENT ON, OH, YOU 471 00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:39,845 SHOULD DO T IT'S SO FUN. 472 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:41,546 IT'S THE BEST ADVENTURE-OF-YOUR LIFE. 473 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:44,983 AND JUST STARTED SAYING ALL OF THESE BEAUTIFUL THINGS ABOUT HIS 474 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,285 CHILDREN, AND BEING A PARENT. 475 00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:51,823 AND I FELT LIKE EVERY WORRY WASHED, IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 476 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:54,960 AND I WENT HOME AND TOLD MY HUSBAND, LIKE WE'RE GOING TO BE 477 00:24:55,026 --> 00:24:56,628 FINE, BILL HADER SAID WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE. 478 00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:58,797 >> James: THAT'S AMAZING. 479 00:24:58,864 --> 00:24:59,965 >> AND I BELIEVED HIM. 480 00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:02,567 AND HE HAD NOD NO IDEA, IT WAS SO WEIRD, THE TIMING WAS SO 481 00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:06,671 WEIRD, I LITERALLY FOUND OUTLINING DAYS BEFORE THIS 482 00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:06,938 HAPPENED. 483 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,106 YEAH. 484 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,910 >> James: AND BILL HADER ALSO WAS VERY NEARLY IN THE HONEY 485 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,579 VIDEO WITH MARIAH CAREY. 486 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:17,582 NOW KAL, WE'VE GOT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR 487 00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:20,518 BRILLIANT NEW SERIES THE SANTA CLAUSES. 488 00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:22,888 TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY. 489 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:27,392 >> YEAH, IT IS AN EXTENSION OF THE TIM ALLEN MOVIES FROM WHEN 490 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:28,059 WE WERE KIDS. 491 00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:30,362 AND I PLAY SANTA'S NEMESIS. 492 00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:34,499 SO I GOT TO GO TO WORK AT THE NORTH POLE EVERY DAY, THE ENTIRE 493 00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:38,136 SPRING AND IT SAY SIX PART SERIES FOR DISNEY PLUS. 494 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,572 I WILL SAY ONE THING ABOUT THIS, HE WHICH IS WHEN YOU ARE WORKING 495 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:44,576 WITH ELVES, IN OUR CASE THE ELVES WERE CHILDREN BUT THE 496 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:48,079 SCRIPT THAT YOU GET SAYS YOU ARE DOING A SCENE WITH THESE 1800 497 00:25:48,146 --> 00:25:52,617 YEAR OLD ELVES SO THE ACTOR BRAIN IS LIKE 1800 YEAR OLD 498 00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:56,488 ELVES AND YOU YOU SHOW UP TO WORK AND ST JUST YOU AND 9 AIRT 499 00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:59,591 YEAR OLDS WHO WERE WONDERFUL WHEN THE CAMERA SON. 500 00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:03,428 BUT WHEN THAT CAMERA SUAVE AND THE BIG DOORS OPEN AND IT IS LOS 501 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:06,431 ANGELES 87 DEGREES AND THEY HAVE THEIR CREEPY EARS AND SAYING 502 00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:08,900 THINGS THAT CHILD ACTORS SAY, LIKE DO YOU DRINK MATCHA I DON'T 503 00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:10,802 DRINK COFFEE, I DRINK MATCHA. 504 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:12,070 NO, NO, NO. 505 00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:13,972 I WILL SEE YOU BACK INSIDE WHEN ARE YOU ELVES. 506 00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:15,240 >> James: CORRECT. 507 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:18,076 WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WAS CHRISTMAS A BIG DEAL FOR YOU 508 00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:19,077 GROWING UP. 509 00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:21,413 I THINK WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE, YOU LOVE IT. 510 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:22,547 >> I LOVED CHRISTMAS. 511 00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:26,584 I GREW UP IN A TOWN THAT WAS PREDOMINANTLY JEWISH, FROM A 512 00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:28,787 SECULAR HINDU FAMILY AND EVERYBODY LOVES CHRISTMAS IT IS 513 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:33,525 JUST LIKE, THE WAY GRANDPARENTS AND PARENTS RAISED US, WHETHER A 514 00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:35,927 FAITH-BASED TRADITION OR CULTURAL TRADITION, JUST 515 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:39,764 CELEBRATE IT IS ALL LOVE AND ST WARMTH AND LIGHT AND SO I WAS 516 00:26:39,831 --> 00:26:40,966 REALLY EXCITED. 517 00:26:41,032 --> 00:26:43,868 ALSO JUST TO DO THIS SHOW THAT MY NEPHEWS CAN ACTUALLY WATCH. 518 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,837 >> James: I LOVE THAT. 519 00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:50,442 LET'S LOOK AT A CLIP FROM THE STANTA-- SANTA CLAUSES PREMIERS 520 00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:51,609 NOVEMBER 16th ON DISNEY PLUS. 521 00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:57,349 >> SOME KIDS AT SCHOOL THINK SANTA IS OVER, THEY SAY IS HE 522 00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:58,850 A-- ONLY DELIVERS ONCE A YEAR. 523 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,752 >> OLDER GUYS WILL ALWAYS SAY SANTA IS NOT REAL. 524 00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,654 >> I DIDN'T SAY HE IS NOT REAL. 525 00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:05,190 I SAID HE WAS OVER. 526 00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:06,624 WAIT, IS HE NOT REAL? 527 00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:09,594 >> OH GOD, YOUR MOTHER WAS SO MUCH BETTER AT THIS STUFF. 528 00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:17,869 I THINK IT IS SAFE IT GO BACK OUT. 529 00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:18,670 >> WHOA. 530 00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:23,241 GRACE, DID YOU THIS ALL BY YOURSELF? 531 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,277 >> James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME 532 00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:26,845 BACK. 533 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:42,961 >> GLASS, CLEVER GIRL. 534 00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:47,932 >> JURASSIC PARK, YOU GOT IT DON'T TELL ME, GREATEST SHOWMAN. 535 00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:51,669 >> I'M CLEARLY MURPHY BROWN, ANYWAY, LET ME GO SMEAR BUTTER 536 00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:54,906 ON MY HAND AND TAKE ANOTHER STAB AT TRYING TO GET THIS OFF. 537 00:27:54,973 --> 00:28:01,746 JENNIFER COOLIDGE IS BETTER THAN THIS. 538 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:05,283 WHY IS IT STILL WARM? 539 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:09,387 >> WHY IS IT STILL WARM? 540 00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:11,456 >> THAT DOES IT, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND I WILL DEFEND IT. 541 00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:30,708 "BLOCKBUSTER," WHICH PREMIERES GLOBALLY TODAY ONLY ON NETFLIX. 542 00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:31,943 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW. 543 00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:32,510 FOR ANYONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW, TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO 544 00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:33,745 YOU PLAY. 545 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:34,746 >> THANK YOU. 546 00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:39,117 YEAH, SO IT IS A WORKPLACE COMEDY SET IN THE LAST 547 00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:40,718 BLOCKBUSTER ON EARTH. 548 00:28:40,785 --> 00:28:42,987 AND RANDALL PARKS PLAYS TIMMY WHO IS THE MANAGER. 549 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:47,692 AND ST REALLY ALSO ABOUT WHAT IT TAKES TO KEEP A SMALL BUSINESS 550 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,027 ALIVE, THESE DAYS. 551 00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:53,298 AND HOW WE CAN ALL HAVE THESE DISFUNCTIONAL WORK FAMILIES. 552 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:59,370 >> AND I PLAY EL EIZA WHO IS SORT OF AT A CROSSROADS IN HER 553 00:28:59,437 --> 00:29:02,974 LIFE, A LITTLE LOST AND DOES NT WANT TO BE WORKING AT THE 554 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:05,477 BLOCKBUSTER AND HAS KNOWN TIMMY FOR A LONG. 555 00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:07,712 AND MAYBE THERE SAY SPARK. 556 00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:10,582 AND HILARIOUS, HEARTWARMING. 557 00:29:10,648 --> 00:29:13,118 ALL THE THINGS. 558 00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:16,921 >> I MEAN WE'RE ALL AROUND THE RIGHT AGE TO HAVE GONE TO 559 00:29:16,988 --> 00:29:18,289 BLOCKBUSTER ON A FRIDAY EVENING. 560 00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:22,127 WHAT DO YOU MOST REMEMBER ABOUT THOSE TIMES? 561 00:29:22,193 --> 00:29:24,329 >> GOD, YOU KNOW, I JUST REMEMBER, LIKE IT WAS, YEAH, YOU 562 00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:28,299 GO ON FRIDAY NIGHT, PICK OUT YOUR MOVIES FOR THE WEEKEND. 563 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:30,702 I WOULD FIGHT WITH MY BROTHER ABOUT WHICH MOVIES WE WERE GOING 564 00:29:30,768 --> 00:29:34,672 TO RENT BECAUSE WE WOULD HAVE TO WATCH EACH OTHER'S CHOICES. 565 00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:37,442 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM SAD FOR THE YOUTH. 566 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:41,312 BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER KNOW THE THRILL OF GOING INTO A 567 00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:43,715 BLOCKBUSTER AND RUNNING UP TO THE NEW RELEASES AND THE MOVIE 568 00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:47,552 YOU HAVE BEEN DIEING TO WATCH, ALL OUT BUT YOU GO UP TO THE 569 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:51,156 COUNTER AND YOU ASK THEM TO CHECK THE RETURN BOX. 570 00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:52,991 AND IT IS THERE. 571 00:29:53,057 --> 00:29:58,163 AND THE THRILL OF LIKE AHH, IT'S HERE! 572 00:29:58,229 --> 00:29:59,230 KNOCK LIKE THAT. 573 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:01,933 >> James: MY ABIDING MEMORY OF BLOCKBUSTER IS GOING. 574 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:06,070 WE HAD A DAY AT MY SCHOOL WHERE THERE WAS A LIKE A BURST PIPE SO 575 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,706 SCHOOL WAS CALLED OFF THAT DAY RIGHT SO WE COULDN'T GO TO THE 576 00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:09,574 SCHOOL. 577 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,309 AND I WAS PROBABLY ABOUT 15 AT THE TIME. 578 00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:14,979 AND DO YOU REMEMBER THERE USED TO BE AN ADULT SECTION IN 579 00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:18,917 BLOCKBUSTER AND THE MOVIES WERE CALLED SOMETHING LIKE SCARLETT 580 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,853 LETTER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT SO I PUT ON A SUITS, RIGHT. 581 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:28,893 I GOT A BRIEFCASE, A BRIEFCASE AND I HAD A TOY FLIP MOBILE 582 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,129 PHONE, RIGHT, A TOY ONE. 583 00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:32,330 >> NO. 584 00:30:32,397 --> 00:30:34,766 >> James: AND I WALKED DOWN TO BLOCKBUSTER AND I WENT IN LIKE 585 00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:38,736 THIS, YEAH, JAKE, LET ME CALL YOU BACK, PICKED IT UP, USED MY 586 00:30:38,803 --> 00:30:42,774 DAD'S BLOCKBUSTER CARD AND THEY RENTED IT TO ME, RIGHT. 587 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,975 TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE FILM. 588 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:48,813 I DO NOT RECOMMEND ITS BUT THEN I HAD TO LIKE HIDE IT CUZ MY 589 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,048 PARENTS WERE COMING BACK FROM WORK. 590 00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:52,784 AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT. 591 00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:58,423 ABOUT TWO MONTHS LATER OUR HOME PHONE RINGS AND THE GUY FROM 592 00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:04,195 BLOCKBUSTER GOES, YOU RENTED SCARLETT LACE AND YOUR BILL IS 593 00:31:04,262 --> 00:31:06,431 NOW $209 POUNDS. 594 00:31:06,497 --> 00:31:11,836 AND MY DAD IS LIKE, JAIMTION! 595 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:13,538 SO AM SO SORRY. 596 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:17,709 >> MY DAD GOES DOWN AND GOES LISTEN, THAT IS MY SON. 597 00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:18,710 HE IS 15. 598 00:31:18,776 --> 00:31:21,813 YOU RENTED HIM THIS FILM. 599 00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:26,517 LET'S SAY WE CANCEL THIS BILL AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS 600 00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:27,418 ANY FURTHER. 601 00:31:27,485 --> 00:31:31,656 >> ABSOLUTELY FINE, AND HE GOT OUT OF PAYS. 602 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:37,729 >> NOW KAL, NOW KAL, I REALLY WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, 603 00:31:37,795 --> 00:31:38,997 VERY INTERESTING. 604 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,965 SO I DON'T KNOW HOW COMFORTABLE YOU ARE TO TALK ABOUT THIS, BUT 605 00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:43,835 VARIETY MAGAZINE RECENTLY REPORTED THAT YOU ARE IN THE 606 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:48,673 RUNNING TO POTENTIALLY TAKE OVER FROM TREVOR NOAH ON THE DAILY 607 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,776 SHOW, RIGHT? 608 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,811 BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, CAN I SAY, 609 00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:57,915 KNOWING YOU AS I DO, I THINK YOU WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. 610 00:31:57,982 --> 00:32:01,552 I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYBODY BETTER AS WE GO INTO THIS NEXT 611 00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,689 ELECTION YEAR TO DO SUCH A THING, GIVEN YOUR EXPERIENCE AS 612 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:08,626 A WHITE HOUSE STAFFER AND YOUR EXPERIENCE AS AN EXTREMELY 613 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:10,128 BRILLIANT COMEDIC PERFORMER. 614 00:32:10,194 --> 00:32:12,196 BUT IS THIS SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD EVER CONSIDER? 615 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:13,131 >> FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU. 616 00:32:13,197 --> 00:32:14,832 WHAT A KIND THING TO SAY. 617 00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:16,834 >> James: I MEAN IT. 618 00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:20,705 >> AND CAN I USE YOU AS A REFERRAL BECAUSE I FILLED OUT 619 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,974 THE APPLICATION ON COMEDY STRASM YOU NEED TWO REFERRALS. 620 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,575 I CALLED THE OBAMAS. 621 00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:25,777 >> James: OKAY. 622 00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:28,613 >> I COULDN'T GET THROUGH TO MICHELLE SO I HAVE ONE FROM THE 623 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,047 PRESIDENT. 624 00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:29,747 >> James: OKAY. 625 00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:31,549 >> SO CAN YOU BE MY NUMBER TWO. 626 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:32,917 >> James: WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED? 627 00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:36,821 >> I GREW UP ON JON STEWART'S DAILY SHOW AND REFERRED TREVOR 628 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,157 NOAH SO THE MERE FACT THAT I WAS EVEN MENTIONED IN AN ARTICLE 629 00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:40,458 LIKE THAT IS A HUGE HONOR. 630 00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:43,294 I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD LEAVE IT AT THAT. 631 00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:45,997 I MEAN WHO WANT WANT TO HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY T IS A SHOW 632 00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:49,233 THAT I THINK SO MANY OF US GREW UP ON AND JUST REALLY 633 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,335 APPRECIATE. 634 00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:51,869 >> James: I THINK YOU COULD BE ABSOLUTELY EXCEPTIONAL. 635 00:32:51,936 --> 00:32:53,137 I REALLY, REALLY DO. 636 00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:54,339 >> THANK YOU. 637 00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:56,107 >> James: AND IF IT COMES YOUR WAY I THINK YOU SHOULD GRAB IT 638 00:32:56,174 --> 00:32:57,742 WITH BOTH HANDS. 639 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,743 >> THANK YOU. 640 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,511 >> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE THANK OUR 641 00:33:00,578 --> 00:33:03,915 INCREDIBLE GUESTS, MELISSA FUMER O AND KAL PENN. 642 00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:05,983 STICK AROUND, TREY WAKE PLN WHEN WE COME BACK. 643 00:33:20,998 --> 00:33:23,267 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 644 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:24,936 OUR NEXT GUEST IS A STAND UP COMEDIAN WHO PERFORMS AT CLUBS 645 00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:26,938 AND COLLEGES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. 646 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:29,340 HIS NEW ALBUM “TRIGGERED 2” IS OUT NOW. 647 00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:30,575 PLEASE WELCOME TREY WAKEMAN! 648 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:45,523 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANK YOU SO MUCH! 649 00:33:45,590 --> 00:33:46,724 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANK YOU SO MUCH! 650 00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:50,361 GAS PRICES ARE SO HIGH, I'M SURPRISED THEY DON'T HAVE THE 651 00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:56,701 MUNCHIES! 652 00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:57,935 THE MUNCHIES. 653 00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:00,805 THE MUNCHIES, THE-- SO HIGH THAT THEY DON'T HAVE THE-- IS THIS 654 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:04,142 THING ON? 655 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:04,776 HELLO? 656 00:34:04,842 --> 00:34:05,710 IS THIS THING ON, IS IT ON? 657 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:08,079 IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S ON. 658 00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:10,314 ARE THESE THINGS ON? 659 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,015 RIGHT HERE? 660 00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:11,849 THESE THINGS ON? 661 00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:13,384 ARE THEY ON? 662 00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:18,589 >> YEAH, YEAH, THOSE THINGS, THOSE ARE DEFINITELY ON, THIS IS 663 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:18,856 ON. 664 00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:20,858 OKAY. 665 00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:23,461 THOSE ARE ON. 666 00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:24,796 >> James: TREY. 667 00:34:24,862 --> 00:34:30,301 >> BE RIGHT BACK. 668 00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:32,336 >> WHERE DID HE GO? 669 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:33,604 WHERE IS HE? 670 00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:37,775 >> EXCUSE ME, SIR, HI, ALL THIS STUFF IN HERE, THESE BOARDS AND 671 00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,510 MONITORS AND STUFF, IS THIS ALL ON? 672 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:40,745 IT'S ALL ON. 673 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,413 >> YEAH, IT'S ALL ON. 674 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,147 >> EVERYTHING IS ON. 675 00:34:43,214 --> 00:34:44,582 >> EVERYTHING IS ON. 676 00:34:44,649 --> 00:34:45,383 OKAY. 677 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:54,125 ALL RIGHT. 678 00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:57,728 OKAY, THIS THING IS ON. 679 00:34:57,795 --> 00:34:58,496 THIS THING IS ON. 680 00:34:58,563 --> 00:34:59,363 THIS THING IS ON. 681 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,499 THIS THING SON. 682 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:02,500 THIS THING IS ON. 683 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:07,538 THEY'RE ALL ON. 684 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:12,076 ON, ON, ON. 685 00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:27,024 IS THIS BAD BOY IS ON. 686 00:35:27,091 --> 00:35:30,061 IS THIS BAD BOY IS ON. 687 00:35:30,127 --> 00:35:33,064 >> HI, CAN I HELP YOU? 688 00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:38,369 >> YEAH, I WAS IN A BUILDING DOWN THE STREET, ZIP CODE 90036. 689 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:40,805 YOU CAN TELL ME IF LIKE THE POWER GRID IS ON. 690 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,139 LIKE IS EVERYTHING WORKING? 691 00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:43,107 IS IT ALL ON OVER THERE? 692 00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:50,948 >> YEAH, YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING IS ON. 693 00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:53,050 >> IS SOMETHING WRONG? 694 00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:56,220 >> YEAH, SO I WAS DOING STANDUP COMEDY IN THAT BUILDING AND I 695 00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:59,390 TOLD A JUDGE AND NOBODY LAUGHED. 696 00:35:59,457 --> 00:36:02,393 SO I FIGURED PROBABLY THE MICROPHONE IS NOT ON AND I 697 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:06,264 CHECKED AND IT WAS ON, SO I'M KIND OF JUST TRYING TO LIKE 698 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:11,969 LOCATE WHERE THE PROBLEM IS WELL, CAN I ASK WHAT ITS JOKE 699 00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:12,837 WAS. 700 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:14,939 >> OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 701 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:19,243 GAS PRICES HAVE GOTTEN SO HIGH, I'M SURPRISED THEY DON'T HAVE 702 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:25,216 THE MUNCHIES. 703 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:26,784 (LAUGHTER) IS THIS THING ON? 704 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,953 >> YEAH, IT'S ON. 705 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,521 EVERYTHING'S ON. 706 00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:36,160 IT'S NOT THAT GREAT OF A JOKE. 707 00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:36,794 >> OKAY. 708 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:41,933 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 709 00:36:41,999 --> 00:36:44,535 (LAUGHTER) OH BOY. 710 00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:59,483 OH BOY. 711 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:04,388 OH BOY. 712 00:37:04,455 --> 00:37:07,491 >> THAT'S NOT FUNNY, ARE YOU NOT FUNNY, THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE 713 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:08,159 SAID. 714 00:37:08,225 --> 00:37:10,227 BUT TOO LATE NOW. 715 00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:37,922 (LAUGHTER) I GUESS YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT 716 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,056 UNFORTUNATELY, THAT IS ALL THE TIME I HAVE. 717 00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:41,425 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 718 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:42,326 IVY BEEN TREY WAKEMAN. 719 00:37:42,393 --> 00:37:46,998 >> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I LIKED IT. 720 00:37:47,064 --> 00:37:48,466 TREY WAKEMAN, EVERYBODY. 721 00:37:48,532 --> 00:37:50,468 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 722 00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:52,536 IT'S A GOOD JOB, A GOOD JOKE. COME ON, TREY WAKEMAN, 723 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:15,026 >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING. 724 00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:17,094 MELISSA, TAKE US HOME.