1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:06,940 ♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN 2 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:11,945 ♪ FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY 3 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:15,949 ♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT 4 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:18,785 ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:29,963 ALL THE WAY FROM EASTERN SIBERIA, GIVE IT UP FOR 6 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:30,964 YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY... 7 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:35,368 JAMES CORDEN! 8 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:35,969 >> James: HOW ARE YOU? 9 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:39,639 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 10 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:40,540 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 11 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:43,543 CHEERS, GUYS! 12 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:46,980 HELLO, GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND WELCOME TO "THE 13 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:48,114 LATE LATE SHOW." 14 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:51,818 HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY. 15 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,989 THANKS FOR COMING OUT, I APPRECIATE T BLESS YOU, BLESS 16 00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:57,157 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW 17 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,358 TONIGHT! 18 00:00:58,425 --> 00:00:59,192 SHE IS A BRILLIANT ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "TWO BROKE GIRLS" AND 19 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:02,929 THE HIT CBS COMEDY, "THE NEIGHBORHOOD!" 20 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,432 THE BEAUTEOUS, THE DIVINE, BETH BEHRS IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! 21 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:10,937 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) BETH, HEY BERKTSD HOW ARE YOU. 22 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:14,607 >> I'M READY, I PROMISE, I'M READY. 23 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:15,508 >> James: YOU GOOD. 24 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,311 >> I'M SO GOOD, YOU HAVE FANTASTIC COOKIES. 25 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:21,481 >> James: WE DO HAVE GOOD COOKIES, WE DO HAVE A GOOD 26 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:24,651 COOKIES, THAT WASN'T A EUPHEMISM, IT WAS? 27 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:25,618 >> I DON'T KNOW. 28 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:28,655 >> James: LOOK AT THIS, I AM LOVING TEAM BEHRS. 29 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:32,892 >> LOOK AT TEAM BEHRS T TAKES A VILLAGE, JAMES. 30 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,127 EXCUSE ME. 31 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:36,729 >> James: TEAM BEHRS, ARE YOU DOING GREAT WORK, BLESS YOU FOR 32 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:41,434 BEING HERE, BETH BEHRS, EVERYBODY. 33 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:42,335 AND AND HE IS A TALENTED ACTOR, 34 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:43,102 WRITER, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR, AND PODCASTER. 35 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:44,337 WE LOVE IT EVERY TIME HE DROPS BY! 36 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:46,873 THE MIGHTY JUSTIN LONG IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! 37 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:52,946 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> OH MY GOSH, OH WOW, OH MY 38 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:53,713 GOD, ARE YOU OKAY? 39 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:54,881 ARE YOU OKAY. 40 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,683 >> I THINK I ACTUALLY CUT IT. 41 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:59,953 >> James: JUSTIN, I'M SO SORRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT. 42 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:01,721 >> HEY, JAMES, HOW ARE YOU. 43 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:05,024 >> James: LISTEN, JUST TRY AND OPEN THE DOOR AGAIN AND WE WILL 44 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:08,161 BE ABLE TO CUT IT TOGETHER, I'M SURE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, TRY 45 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:09,562 ONE MORE TIME, JUSTIN LONG, EVERYBODY. 46 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,998 OH NO. 47 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,334 >> I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING. 48 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,134 I'M SO SORRY. 49 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:16,703 >> James: JUST TRY ONE MORE TIME. 50 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:17,971 >> DO YOU THINK? 51 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:18,338 OKAY. 52 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:18,972 I WILL TRY. 53 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:20,039 >> James: TRY ONE MORE TIME. 54 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:22,842 WE CAN GET THIS, WE WILL CUT ALL THIS OUT. 55 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:26,880 JUSTIN LONG, EVERYBODY. 56 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:30,149 HOAXER,-- (APPLAUSE) 57 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:31,251 >> THANK YOU. 58 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:36,256 >> James: JUSTIN STHARKS IS ONE OF THE BEST TRAP DOOR 59 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:37,490 OPENINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN. 60 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:40,493 >> ST HIGHBROW COMEDY, THAT IS WHAT I SPECIALIZE IN, AND HAVE I 61 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,661 TO SAY, I LOVE YOUR COOKIES TOO. 62 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,430 >> James: YOU WATCH THAT DOOR, BUDDY. 63 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:49,969 JUSTIN LONG, EVERYBODY. 64 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:51,471 AND THEY ARE A PAIR OF PLATINUM SELLING AND CHART-TOPPING 65 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,006 POP-PUNK SUPERSTARS. 66 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:56,809 THEIR NEW SINGLE, "I'M A MESS," IS OUT NOW! 67 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:59,212 WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE THEM WITH US! 68 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,980 THE ELECTRIC AVRIL LAVIGNE AND YUNGBLUD ARE ON THE SHOW 69 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:04,717 TONIGHT! 70 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,753 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HI GUYS. 71 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:08,354 HOW ARE YOU? 72 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:09,622 >> HELLO JAMES, HOW ARE YOU. 73 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:10,790 >> James: SO HAPPY TO SIGH. 74 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,059 THANK YOU, WE LOVE IT EVERY TIME ARE YOU HERE ON THE SHOW. 75 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:16,696 BUT LOOK AT THIS, AS IN IT IS NOT ENOUGH OF A TRIP TO HAVE 76 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,932 AVRIL AND YUNGBLUD RIGHT HERE, YOU HAVE BROUGHT ANOTHER SPECIAL 77 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:21,334 GUEST WITH YOU WHO IS IN THAT DRESSING ROOM. 78 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:27,240 OH MY GOD TRAVIS BARKER IS IN THERE. 79 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:30,376 TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE, STICK 80 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:35,248 AROUND, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THEIR PERFORMANCE. 81 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:36,549 AVRIL LAVIGNE, YUNGBLUD, AND TRAVIS BARKER! 82 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,952 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) REGGIE, ARE YOU READY? 83 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:39,586 THEN LET'S! 84 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:40,553 I'M JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS? 85 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:41,888 THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" ROLL THE TITLES! 86 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,631 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! 87 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:57,670 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! 88 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,339 ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ 89 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,110 >> James: IT CERTAINLY IS! 90 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,846 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, HEY, IAN, I'VE GOT TO TALK 91 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,415 TO YOU ABOUT THIS, I DIDN'T SEE YOU BEFORE THE SHOW, JUST NOW. 92 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:10,683 YOU'VE GOT CHANGED. 93 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:11,818 >> YEAH. 94 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:15,655 >> James: BUT I NEVER HAD YOU DOWN AS A TOP BUTTON GUY. 95 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:16,489 >> IT'S A RISK. 96 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,191 >> James: I DON'T THINK IT IS A RISK. 97 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,359 GO ON. 98 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:23,329 >> IT, THIS IS THE WAY YOU BRITISH PEOPLE, YOU ENGLISH GUYS 99 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,732 WEAR YOUR POLO SHIRTS. 100 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:28,401 >> James: WELL, I DO FEEL THAT BETWEEN REGGIE AND I, BECAUSE 101 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:33,206 REGGIE ALSO SAY TOP BUTTON GUY, AREN'T YOU, YOU ARE A TOP 102 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:33,940 BUTTON. 103 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,141 >> Reggie: 100 PERCENT, ALWAYS. 104 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,944 >> James: DO YOU FEEL, I TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY AND CAN I 105 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,345 SAY, PRIDE, IN THIS. 106 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:39,846 >> YEAH. 107 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:40,713 >> James: I LIKE IT. 108 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:41,347 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 109 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,950 I DIG IT. 110 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:50,790 >> IT FEELS NICE, IT FEELS LIKE A VERY, VERY GENTLE STRANGE EL. 111 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:53,960 YOU KNOW ONE OFS NO ONES WHERE YOU ARE LIKE OH, YOU KNUCKLE 112 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,161 HEAD, BUT I LOVE YOU. 113 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:58,865 >> James: OH, I SEE, LIKE A, YOU KNOW-- LIKE A LITTLE-- YEAH, 114 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:01,534 LOOK AT YOU. 115 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:02,835 >> A CHUFFING OF THE CHEEKS. 116 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:06,172 >> YEAH AND MAYBE THEY PULL IN FOR A GINT EL KISS, LIKE A KISS 117 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:10,543 THEN, AND THEN IT-- AND THEN. 118 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:15,081 >> James: OKAY, INDEED, MADAME, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY 119 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:15,782 RIGHT. 120 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:19,118 FUN TO HAVE AVRIL LAVIGNE HERE. 121 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:27,226 >> OH YEAH SHE'S SO LOVELY, REG, WERE YOU, WHAT I WOULD, AVRIL 122 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:28,027 LAVIGNE CALL A SKATER BOY? 123 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,762 >> WAS I, NO, NO, I WASN'T. 124 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:33,800 I WOULD HANG OUT AT THE SKATE PARKS. 125 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:36,436 AND WELL, WE DIDN'T HAVE SKATE PARKS BACK FLT 80s. 126 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:39,539 >> James: BUT YOU WOULD HANG3 OUT WITH PEOPLE HOLDING 127 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:40,707 SKATEBOARDS. 128 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:41,974 >> WE WOULD JUST HANG OUT AND AND I WOULD BE LIKE OH YEAH 129 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:46,045 THRARKS WAS RAD, LIKE OLLIE, TO NOSE BLEED. 130 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,448 >> James: YEAH, YEAH, YOU WEREN'T A SKATER BOY. 131 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:51,384 >> I WAS A 300 POUND DUDE. 132 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:54,287 THERE WAS NO-- THERE WAS NOT A SKATEBOARD ON EARTH THAT COULD 133 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:54,721 HOLD ME. 134 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:57,056 >> James: RIGHT. 135 00:05:57,123 --> 00:06:00,793 >> I LOVE POP PUNK THOUGH, I WAS DEFINITELY A DRIVE TO FOOTBALL 136 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:04,864 PLASTIC BLASTING BLINK 182 AND AV VIL LAVINE KIEFNED GUY. 137 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,366 >> James: YOU WERE A POP PUNKER. 138 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:08,201 >> A POP PUNKER. 139 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:10,536 >> James: A POP PUNKER BUT NO SKATING. 140 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:16,442 >> ANY KIND OF MUSIC THAT THEY SING LIKE THIS. 141 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,745 >> James: YEAH. 142 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,613 >> AND A LOW GUITAR. 143 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:21,214 >> THE LOWEST GUITAR. 144 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,348 >> James: THE LOW GUITAR. 145 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:26,519 >> NO ONE EVER BROUGHT THAT BACK PROPERLY. 146 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:27,320 >> LOW SLUNG. 147 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:28,654 >> James: WHEN IT'S LIKE DOWN THERE. 148 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:29,689 >> IN METAL, YEAH. 149 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:33,192 >> James: AND THEY ARE LIKE. 150 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:34,227 >> PROGRESSIVE METAL. 151 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:37,096 BUT YOU ARE FORGETTING THE EXTREMELY HUNCHED BACK. 152 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:40,466 >> James: YOU HAVE TO, GUYS, YOU KNOW THAT STRAP, YOU CAN 153 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:42,435 JUST ADJUST IT. 154 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:48,441 TIM, HAGAR, HAGAR, DID YOU NEVER THINK TO GO REAL EXTREMELY LOW 155 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:49,175 BASS. 156 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,276 >> NO, SUPERHIGH BASS. 157 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:54,213 >> James: CORRECT, IF I PLAYED BASS I WOULD BE UP HERE, 158 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:58,584 MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT, WOULD YOU NEVER SEE-- IF I COULD PLAY 159 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:02,522 BASS, YOU COULD USE, YOU COULD USE LIKE A HAIR BAND. 160 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:06,993 IT WOULD BE THAT, IT WOULDN'T NEED, I WOULDN'T WANT MY CHIN IN 161 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:08,728 THE MIDDLE THERE, THAT IS WHERE I WOULD BE. 162 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:11,631 WHERE WOULD YOU BE, LOW OR UP. 163 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:15,067 >> I THINK HAVE I TO BE A LOW BOY, DUDE, I CAN'T REJECT MY 164 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:15,802 ROOTS. 165 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:17,436 >> James: I HAVE TO BE A LOW BOY. 166 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:18,404 >> IMMA. 167 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:22,542 >> James: LOW BOY SLASM WELL, IT'S THAT TIME. 168 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,076 IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS. 169 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:28,447 >> Reggie: THE NEWS. 170 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:33,119 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> James: EARLIER TODAY, 171 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:37,190 HOUSE DEMOCRATS UNANIMOUSLY PICKED HAKEEM JEFFRIES TO 172 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,225 REPLACE NANCY PELOSI AS THEIR LEADER. 173 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,359 AND IT'S A HISTORIC CHOICE. 174 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:43,563 JEFFRIES BECOMES THE FIRST BLACK AMERICAN TO HEAD A MAJOR 175 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:50,503 POLITICAL PARTY IN CONGRESS. 176 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:51,704 HAKEEM JEFFRIES IS 52 YEARS OLD. 177 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:53,506 WHICH MEANS, BY THE TIME HE WAS BORN, JOE BIDEN ALREADY HAD 178 00:07:53,573 --> 00:08:02,582 KNEE PROBLEMS AND A YEARLY COLONOSCOPY. 179 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,151 ISN'T THAT A AMAZES. 180 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,953 THIS IS TRUE-- JEFFRIES VOWED TO "GET THINGS DONE." 181 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:08,454 I MEAN, OF COURSE HE DID. 182 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,424 IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GOING TO STAND IN FRONT OF HIS FELLOW 183 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:21,434 DEMOCRATS AND BE LIKE, "YEAH, I'LL TRY, BUT NO PROMISES, GUYS. 184 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:25,071 OKAY, SEE YOU LATER. 185 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,172 HE VOWED TO "GET THINGS DONE." 186 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,139 MEANWHILE, THE REPUBLICAN MAJORITY WAS LIKE, "UH-HUH, 187 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:28,441 YEAH, NOPE." 188 00:08:28,507 --> 00:08:31,344 IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS, THE CHAIRMAN OF THE HOUSE 189 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:34,247 JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE SAYS THE PANEL IS CLOSE TO FINISHING ITS 190 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,816 FINAL REPORT. 191 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:40,920 JUST IN TIME FOR A COZY HOLIDAY READ BY THE FIREPLACE. 192 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:43,656 ACCORDING TO THE CHAIRMAN, THE FINAL REPORT WILL INCLUDE 193 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,792 EIGHT CHAPTERS! 194 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:50,463 AND EACH CHAPTER IS TITLED, "IT GETS WORSE." 195 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:55,334 I IMAGINE YOU CANNOT WAIT TO READ THIS. 196 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:58,738 I IMAGINE YOU ARE SALIVATING. 197 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:02,441 >> I WILL POUR MYSELF A TALL GLASS OF THE ORIGINAL FOUR LOGO 198 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:04,844 AND TEAR INTO THIS THING, YEAH. 199 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:09,348 >> James: WHEN THEY PUT OUT THESE REPORTS IS IT ANYONE BUT 200 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:10,449 NEWS ORGANIZATIONS THAT READ THEM? 201 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:15,855 HOW DO THEY MODERNIZE THESE REPORTS TO GET MORE PEOPLE 202 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,457 EXCITED ABOUT THEM? 203 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:22,028 BECAUSE THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 204 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:24,297 >> I DON'T KNOW, INCLUDE PLOT TWISTS. 205 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:28,067 >> James: THERE IS A LOT OF PLOT TWISTS. 206 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,302 I THINK THEY NEED TO MAKE A TIKTOK, WITH THE COMMITTEE 207 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:35,274 LIP-SYNCING THE ENTIRE THING. 208 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:36,442 JUST DO THAT. 209 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,743 AND DID YOU SEE THIS? 210 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:38,377 (APPLAUSE). 211 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:39,478 >> James: OH, THANKS. 212 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:43,015 AND DID YOU SEE THIS, AND, THE UNITED NATIONS HAS JUST 213 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,617 ADDED A NEW ITEM TO THEIR LIST OF IMPORTANT CULTURAL LANDMARKS 214 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:45,818 AND ITEMS. 215 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,119 AND THAT NEW ITEM IS... 216 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:55,094 THE FRENCH BAGUETTE. 217 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:58,531 I THOIT THEY WOULD HAVE GONE WITH CIGARETTES. 218 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:01,000 BIG MOMENT FOR FRANCE, TAKE A LOOK AT THE REACTION WHEN IT WAS 219 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:10,276 ANNOUNCED, THIS IS REAL. 220 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:18,517 CONGRATULATIONS, THE DECISION HAS BEEN ADOPTED. 221 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:19,285 LOOK AT THAT. 222 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,520 THIS IS A HISTORIC DAY FOR GLUTEN. 223 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:27,093 IMAGINE IF THE U.N. DIDN'T PASS THAT DECISION, THOSE PEOPLE 224 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:31,564 WOULD HAVE HAD TO QUIETLY HIDE THE BREAD UNDER THEIR SEATS. 225 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:34,867 THE BAGUETTE JOINS OTHER FOODS ON THE CULTURAL HERITAGE LIST, 226 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,435 INCLUDING NEAPOLITAN PIZZA, KIMCHI, AND BELGIAN BEER. 227 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,938 DON'T WORRY, AMERICANS, I'M SURE IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME 228 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:48,647 BEFORE THEY ADD "NACHO CHEESE." 229 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:50,383 IN OTHER NEWS, CUSTOMS OFFICIALS JUST SEIZED A SHIPMENT TO A HOME 230 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:56,288 IN ILLINOIS CONTAINING MORE THAN 400 FAKE SUPER BOWL RINGS. 231 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:58,024 OFFICIALS SAY THEY WERE IMMEDIATELY ALARMED WHEN THEY 232 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:03,162 SAW A MAN WITH 400 SUPER BOWL RINGS WHO WASN'T TOM BRADY. 233 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:06,999 BUT, YEAH, NO THANKS. 234 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,235 NOT FOR ME, HUH-UH. 235 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,570 I GOT MY SUPER BOWL RING THE OLD-FAHIONED WAY-- 236 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:14,807 PLAYING CORNER-BACK FOR THE BALTIMORE RAVENS. 237 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:19,612 DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS, BABY. 238 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:24,517 HERE'S ONE OF THE FAKE SUPER BOWL RINGS. 239 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,519 IT COULDN'T BE MORE GENERIC! 240 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:28,120 IF YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, YOU SHOULD SEE THE FAKE WORLD CUP 241 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:32,458 TROPHY THEY FOUND. 242 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:40,433 AND, THE WHISKEY BRAND JAMESON IS NOW OFFERING A NEW WAY TO 243 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:44,737 CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS: A THREE-FOOT-TALL CHRISTMAS TREE 244 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,972 MADE OUT OF 19 EMPTY WHISKEY BOTTLES. 245 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,976 PLUS, IN THE KIT, YOU GET ONE FULL BOTTLE TO ENJOY. 246 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:54,814 HOW DRUNK DO THEY THINK WE ARE? 247 00:11:54,880 --> 00:12:04,757 IS JAMESON REALLY TRYING TO SELL US TRASH FOR $200? 248 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,626 BLUE I WILL SAY THIS, THAT TREE IS A GREAT CONVERSATION 249 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:08,761 STARTER. 250 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,096 AND THAT CONVERSATION WOULD START WITH, "DAVE, WE'RE ALL 251 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:15,734 HERE BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU AND WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOU..." 252 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:18,370 A CHRISTMAS TREE MADE OUT OF EMPTY WHISKEY BOTTLES. 253 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,507 UNDERNEATH THIS TREE, THERE ARE NO WRAPPED PRESENTS-- JUST A BOX 254 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:26,745 LABELED, "HER THINGS." 255 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:31,550 AND FINALLY, WE THOUGHT THIS WAS INTERESTING. 256 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:34,687 ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, WHEN HOME SICK, KIDS PREFER WATCHING 257 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:38,657 "HARRY POTTER," WHILE ADULTS PREFER WATCHING ROM-COMS. 258 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,060 THIS STUDY WAS CONDUCTED BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER DISCOVERED 259 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,130 THE JOYS OF DAYTIME TELEVISION. 260 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:51,070 IF I'M SICK, I'M WATCHING FIVE STRAIGHT HOURS OF "JUDGE JUDY." 261 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,338 "HARRY POTTER" AND ROM-COMS. 262 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:53,539 BUT, THIS MAKES SENSE. 263 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,142 KIDS ENJOY FANTASIZING ABOUT BEING A WIZARD, AND ADULTS ENJOY 264 00:12:56,208 --> 00:13:02,748 FANTASIZING ABOUT A HAPPY, LOVING RELATIONSHIP. 265 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,917 KIDS PREFER WATCHING "HARRY POTTER," WHILE ADULTS PREFER 266 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,118 ROM-COMS. 267 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:10,122 SO, IF YOU'RE BOTH HOME SICK TOGETHER, GIVE THIS FILM A TRY! 268 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,191 "WHEN HARRY MET HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED." 269 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,292 AND THAT'S THE NEWS! 270 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,326 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WILL'S BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. 271 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,949 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 272 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,385 HE STARS IN "CHRISTMAS WITH THE CAMPBELLS!" 273 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:40,419 PLEASE WELCOME JUSTIN LONG! 274 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,121 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Reggie: IT'S JUSTIN LONG! 275 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,733 >> James: AND SHE STARS IN "THE NEIGHBORHOOD!" 276 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,803 PLEASE WELCOME BETH BEHRS! 277 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:12,017 >> HELLO. 278 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:12,685 HI. 279 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:16,088 >> James: HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE. 280 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,824 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 281 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:19,892 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). 282 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,060 >> James: BLESS YOU FOR COMING, SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, 283 00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:24,964 THERE IS MUCH TO TALK ABOUT, BETH, WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATED 284 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,165 YOU. 285 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,801 SINCE WERE YOU LAST HERE YOU HAVE WELCOMED A BABY GIRL NAMED 286 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:29,535 EMMA. 287 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,170 SHE IS HERE, SHE IS IN THE WORLD. 288 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,338 >> THANK GOD. 289 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:34,006 >> James: HOW IS EVERYTHING, HOW IS EVERYTHING AT HOME, HOW 290 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:34,873 ARE YOU DOING? 291 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:39,078 HOW IS EVERYONE DOING, WHAT IS SHE UP TO. 292 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:40,312 >> I'M SO TIRED. 293 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,748 I'M SO HAPPY, SHE IS THE BEST BABY IN THE WHOLE WORLD, I KNOW 294 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:46,285 EVERYBODY SAYS THAT BUT MINE IS REALLY THE BEST BABY, TRULY SHE 295 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,487 HAS BEEN SLEEPING 12 HOURS A NIGHT, NO JOKE AND HAS BEEN 296 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,521 SINCE 3 MONTHS. 297 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:53,659 pBUT I AM FALLING APART TRYING O BE A MOM AND WORK. 298 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,895 KATE BLANCHETT HAS FOUR KIDS AND A MILLION OSCARS. 299 00:14:56,962 --> 00:15:00,332 LIKE HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO T YOU HAVE A LOT OF KIDS AND A LOT OF 300 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:00,933 AWARDS. 301 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:01,600 >> I HAVE THREE CHILDREN. 302 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:07,373 >> James: HOW DO YOU DO IT? 303 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,240 >> TELL ME YOUR TRICKS. 304 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:11,210 >> I WANT TO KNOW, I DON'T HAVE EITHER. 305 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:15,848 >> James: I WILL SAY THIS, I THINK IT IS ALL-- I THINK WAS 306 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:19,585 MUCH HARDER ON MY WIFE WHEN WE HAD, YOU KNOW, A NEWBORN. 307 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,421 BUT THE THING IS WHEN YOUR FIRST BABY COMES INTO YOUR LIFE, 308 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,323 EVERYTHING IS CHANGED. 309 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:24,823 THE WORLD HAS CHANGED. 310 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,292 NOTHING IS THE SAME. 311 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:27,059 IT'S ALL GONE. 312 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:28,394 AND YOU THINK WELL THIS IS INSANE. 313 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:32,865 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS IS JUST AT THE MOMENT, JUST AT THE MOMENT 314 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:36,135 YOU GO I THINK WE FIGURED THIS OUT. 315 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:38,304 I THINK, AND THIS PERSON IS AMAZING. 316 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,405 WE'RE WE DID COOL. 317 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,206 LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ONE. 318 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,174 >> YES. 319 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:50,516 >> James: AND THEN, THEN IT IS [BLEEP] CARNAGE. 320 00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:51,216 CARNAGE. 321 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:51,684 CARNAGE. 322 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:55,454 I MEAN FORGET. 323 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,090 >> YOU HAVE THE WRORS WORST CONTROL EVER. 324 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,859 >> James: IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE, BECAUSE NATURE PLAYS 325 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,729 TRICKS ON YOU AND EMMA AT THE AGE OF ABOUT THREE BECOMES THE 326 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:08,334 CUTEST PERSON YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND YOU GO WELL, WOULD YNT DU. 327 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,670 >> IF I HAVE ANOTHER ONE OR TWO OR THREE OR FOUR LIKE KATE, WILL 328 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:12,338 I WITHIN AN OSCAR. 329 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:13,439 >> James: YES, YES. 330 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,808 >> OR AN EMMY. 331 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:16,642 >> PROBABLY. 332 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,409 >> WELL THEN I WILL DO IT, ABSOLUTELY. 333 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,577 >> James: THAT IS HOW IT WORKS. 334 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,913 >> THEY FEEL BAD FOR YOU OBVIOUSLY LIKE HE'S TIRED, MORE 335 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,981 SO THAN OTHERS BECAUSE HE'S A DAD. 336 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,650 >> YOU SHOULD GET AN AWARD FOR HAVING ITS KID. 337 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,052 >> James: THAT IS WHAT THE KID IS, ISN'T IT. 338 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,922 >> BUT A REAL ARD WHAT, LIKE A SHINY TROPHY. 339 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:32,991 >> James: I THINK WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD T IS THE FEELING OF 340 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:37,796 GOING OH, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, PARTICULARLY IF ONE 341 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:40,099 MIGHT BE A PERFORMER, SHOULD WE SAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR 342 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:44,336 LIFE YOU GO OH, WOW, SOMETHING MATTERS MORE THAN ME. 343 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:45,537 >> SO TRUE. 344 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:48,540 >> I THOUGHT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY IT IS A BUILT-IN AUDIENCE, 345 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:49,508 THEY LAUGH AT EVERYTHING I DO. 346 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:50,275 >> THEY DON'T. 347 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,211 MY DAUGHTER IS SUCH A TOUGH SELL. 348 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:53,045 >> REALLY. 349 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,780 >> MY BITS HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL. 350 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,582 LIKE HAVE I ALWAYS DONE BITS FOR MY HUSBAND BEFORE BUT LIKE HE'S 351 00:16:56,648 --> 00:17:00,252 LIKE OKAY, HERE WE GO, HOW LONG IS THIS ONE BECAUSE ST LIKE, 352 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:00,886 HAVE I TO,. 353 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,454 >> James: WHAT KIND OF BITS. 354 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:06,558 >> LAST NIGHT I DID KIND OF LIKE A ROBOT THING. 355 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:10,729 >> I AM NOT SCWHROAKING, I DO THESE BITS SO NOW I DO THEM FOR 356 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:11,964 EMMA AND SHE'S WORSE THEM HIM. 357 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,933 SHE IS LITERALLY JUST LIKE. 358 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,735 >> NET, LIKE SIMON COULD YOUEL. 359 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:19,405 >> I WAS AT A COFFEE SHOP AND THERE WERE TWO CUTE LITTLE KIDS 360 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,173 THRIEK 3 AND 5 MAYBE. 361 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,307 AND MY PRIME AUDIENCE. 362 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,911 AND TARGET AUDIENCE AND THE MOTHER WAS LIKE, SHE HAD HER 363 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,312 BACK TO ME LOOKING AT THE MENU. 364 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:31,517 I STARTED DOING ALL MY, YOU KNOW, ALL THE BITS. 365 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:37,389 MY A MATERIAL AND THEY WERE JUST LIKE STARRING AT ME, JUST DEAD 366 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:37,856 PAN. 367 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,024 JUST NOT INTO IT. 368 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,860 AND THE MOTHER KIND OF KNELT DOWN, TURNED TO THE SIDE AND I 369 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:49,234 REALIZED IT WAS EVA MENDEZ. AND I THOUGHT OH, THEIR FATHER IS 370 00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:53,238 RYAN, THEY MUST BE SPOILED, THE TOP SHELF, HE IS SO SUNNY AND 371 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,373 YOU KNOW, CHARMING. 372 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,541 >> IS HE AS FUNNY AS YOU. 373 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,811 >> I THINK IS HE MUCH FUNNIER, MUCH BETTER LOOKING, I DON'T 374 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:02,815 WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 375 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:03,916 YES, BETH, MUCH FUNNIER THAN ME. 376 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:05,784 >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 377 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,454 >> James: ABSOLUTELY NOT. 378 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,621 >> WE CUT ALL THIS. 379 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:13,759 >> James: BETH, OBVIOUSLY THE WORLD CUP IS HAPPENING RIGHT 380 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:14,092 NOW. 381 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,127 BIG NEWS. 382 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,629 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 383 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:18,831 THIS. 384 00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:23,235 THERE IS ANOTHER PATH WHERE BETH BEHRS COULD HAVE BEEN ON THE 385 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:29,141 U.S. NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM BECAUSE HERE SHE IS HERE, A 386 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:29,708 TALENT. 387 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:30,242 WERE YOU A GOOD PLAYER? 388 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,878 TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS. 389 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,646 >> NO, WE'RE BIG SONGER FANS IN MY HOUSE. 390 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:35,914 AND I GREW UP PLAYING. 391 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:40,319 I WAS ON TRACK TO GO TO D1 AND I WAS PLAYING SO THEY MOVED ME UP 392 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:44,857 FROM MY 8th GRADE TEAM TO JUNIOR VARSITY, I WAS AN 8th 393 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:47,526 GRADER AND I GOT THE NAME BIGGEST BEAST IN THE SMALLEST 394 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:48,660 PACKAGE. 395 00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:51,463 BECAUSE I WAS, THAT WAS MY AWARD AT THE END OF THE YEAR. 396 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:56,568 >> THAT IS AN AN DISGUSTING THING. 397 00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:00,873 >> THEY STILL CALM ME IT ON THE SET OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 398 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,342 >> BIGGEST BEAST IN THE SMALLEST PACKAGE. 399 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:06,411 >> ON THE CERTIFICATE, THE SMALLEST PACKAGE, SWEAR TO GOD. 400 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,882 AND SO I THOUGHT YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO PLAY UBA AND THAT IS 401 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,116 WHAT MY TRACK WAS IN VIRGINIA. 402 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:14,119 AND I HAD TO HELL MY DAD WHO WAS EXPECTING ME TO GET THIS FULL 403 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:18,223 RIDE THAT I GOT CAST AS MARIA IN THE SOUND OF MUSIC. 404 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,726 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY SOCCER ANY MORE EVEN THOUGH I HAD BEEN 405 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:21,827 PLAYING SINCE I WAS THREE. 406 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:26,098 AND I BOUGHT HIM A HOUSE SO. 407 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:27,065 >> THAT'S A GOOD WAY. 408 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:28,734 >> HE ALMOST CRIED. 409 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,835 SO WE ARE BIG SOCCER FANS. 410 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:34,740 >> James: OKAY, YAIRKS I CAN SEE YOU BEING TENACIOUS. 411 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,342 >> PEOPLE DON'T PLAY BOARD GAMES WITH ME. 412 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:38,243 I AM LIKE-- . 413 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,579 >> James: YOU ARE COMPETITIVE AS [BLEEP]. 414 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,748 >> GAMES AREN'T FUN, ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO WIN A GAME. 415 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:45,851 LIKE YOU HAVE TO WIFNLT AND PEOPLE PLAY GAMES TO LIKE NOT 416 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:50,522 WIN AND THEY DRINK AND THEN THEY GET SLOPPY AND THEN MY GAME 417 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,057 SUFFERS, WHAT WHATEVER, SCRASH EL. 418 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,359 >> CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY GAMES WITH YOU. 419 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:55,627 MUST BE A BLAST. 420 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,895 >> GET READY. 421 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,631 >> YOU SHOULD SEE ME WHEN I TALK TO MY SON IN FLAG FOOTBALL. I'M 422 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:04,336 LIKE DUDE, LET'S BOTH BE HONEST, YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD AT THIS. 423 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,573 IT'S 50 THINGS YOU ARE GREAT AT, THIS AIN'T ONE OF THEM. 424 00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,107 SO WHO CARES, JUST ENJOY IT. 425 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:12,010 >> I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN MY DA. 426 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:16,381 I REMEMBER BEING IN THE SOCCER GOAL PRAYING, LITERALLY, DEAR 427 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,884 LORD, PRAYING TO GOD, DON'T LET THE BALL COME NEAR ME. 428 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,520 I WON'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING. 429 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,623 I REMEMBER GOING, TRYING TO BE COOL AND DOING THE THING, NEAR 430 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:29,962 THE GOAL AND I KIND OF LIKE SLIPPED AND I BY MISTAKE KICKED 431 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:34,866 IT BACKWARD INTO MY OWN GOAL, SCORED A GOAL ON MY MYSELF. 432 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:37,803 AND I ALSO DID MARIA IN THE SOUND OF MUSIC AND THAT CHANGED 433 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,004 EVERYTHING. 434 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,007 >> James: NOW JUSTIN, WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR BRILLIANT 435 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,510 NEW MOVIE CHRISTMAS WITH THE CAMPBELLS. 436 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:46,812 TELL EVERYBODY WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY. 437 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,947 >> A CHRISTMAS HALLMARK MOVIE. 438 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,016 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE HEARD OF THOSE, THEY ARE HARD TO FIND, 439 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,186 IF YOU TURN ON THE TV YOU HAVE TO REALLY SEARCH. 440 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:57,789 IT IS ONE OF THOSE MOVIES THAT VINS VAUGHN WHO IS BRILLIANTLY 441 00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:59,391 FUNNY MAN REWROTE. 442 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,093 HE TOOK THIS HALL MACIALG MOVIE. 443 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:04,763 AND SO IT LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE A HALLMARK MOVIE BUT WITH VINS' 444 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,398 VERY FUNNY DIALOGUE. 445 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:13,739 AND SO THAT IS ON, I PLAY KIND-OF-LIKE A COWBOY. 446 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:20,979 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I PLAY LIKE KRIS KRISTOFFERSON, MY VERSION, 447 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:24,816 I HOPE THE COUNTRIES TOFERSON VALLEY DOESN'T GET MAD BUT MY 448 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:28,186 VERSE OF HIM IN ALICE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANY MORE. 449 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:31,390 HE GOT HURT BY A WOMAN A LONG TIME AGO, HE HAS HIS DOG, THE 450 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,893 ONLY ONE WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS HIM, HIS DOG POLO, WHO BY THE 451 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,596 WAY WAS THE WORST STRAINED. 452 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:39,965 THEY ALWAYS SAY DON'T WORK WITH KIDS OR ANIMALS. 453 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:43,902 THIS DOG WAS THE CUTEST THING, BORDER COLLIE BUT IT WAS ALWAYS 454 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:47,305 SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND, MY DOG POLO, MY BEST FRIEND. 455 00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:51,176 AND HE WAS NEVER AROUND. 456 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:52,944 ALEX MOVITY IS IN THE MOVIE. 457 00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:56,982 ALEX HAD THOB ANNOYED BY THE DOG BECAUSE HE WAS LICKING HIS FACE, 458 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,116 GET THIS DOG OFF OF ME. 459 00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:01,119 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN AROUND A DOG, UNTRAINED DOGS 460 00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:04,256 LICK YOUR FACE T WOULDN'T GO NEAR HIM, RECOILING FROM HIM. 461 00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:09,661 SO WE HAD THESE LITTLE TREATS TO TRY TO COEX THE-- THE REAL NAME 462 00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:12,964 WAS SHILO, SORRY TO CALL YOU OUT ON TV, SHILO. 463 00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:14,232 HE WAS ADORABLE. 464 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:18,837 SO WE HAD THESE TREATS AND ALEX REAL TOOPER STARTED PUTTING THEM 465 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:19,938 IN HIS EAR. 466 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,841 AND THEN THEY WOULD FALL OUT, THAT IS NOT GOOD. 467 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,777 AND YOU KNOW, WHAT OTHER HOLES DO I HAVE, MY MOUTH, TRY THE 468 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:29,281 NOSE AND FELL OUT OF THE NOSE, ALEX MOVITY PUT THE DOG TREATS 469 00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:34,386 IN HIS MOUTH TO COEX SHILO TO LICK HIS FACE. 470 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:38,123 SO HE IS THE REAL HERO, ALEX IS, BUT IT IS A FUNNY MOVIE. 471 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,358 I DON'T KNOW WHY I WENT OFF ON THAT. 472 00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,728 >> James: NOW WILL YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WATCH T LET'S LOOK AT A 473 00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:45,731 CLIP CHRISTMAS WITH THE CAMPBELLS WHICH IS IN THEATERS 474 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:47,866 AND STREAMING THIS FRIDAY. 475 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:51,069 >> NAME IS DAVID, KIN TO THE CAMPBELLS, FALL UNDER THE TITLE 476 00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:51,803 OF NEPHEW. 477 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,271 >> YOU ARE LIZ'S SISTER'S SON. 478 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:55,373 >> GLAD TO MEET YOU. 479 00:22:55,440 --> 00:23:00,078 >> WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU, I'M JESSIE, I'M SEAN'S GURU, IS WITH 480 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:03,415 DATING SEAN AND NOW WE ARE ON A PAUSE. 481 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:04,616 IT'S COMPLICATED. 482 00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:05,917 I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO T I AM SPRENDS WITH THE CAMPBELLS. 483 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,819 >> YOU ARE HERE BY YOURSELF. 484 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,255 >> THE CAMPBELLS INVITED ME AND I ALSO BOUGHT THEM PRESENTS AND 485 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:11,590 MY PLANE TICKET. 486 00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:14,192 >> NO NEED TO HANGER YOUR LAUNDRY ON THE LINE IN FRONT OF 487 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:18,830 ME, THAT'S YOUR DAIRY QUEEN, I'M JUST GLAD TO MEET YOU. 488 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,899 >> James: MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY. 489 00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:31,409 >> SHE HAS MADE HER CHOICE AND HER CHOICE IS YOU. 490 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:34,446 >> OKAY, DAVE, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 491 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:35,046 THANKS. 492 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:37,415 >> YOU ARE SO ENLIGHTENED. 493 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,049 >> THANKS. 494 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:40,952 BUT I JUST CARE ABOUT WOMEN. 495 00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:44,656 YOU KNOW, SOME CALL ME AN ALLY. 496 00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:45,791 OTHERS AGREE. 497 00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:46,992 >> BE LIKE DAVE. 498 00:23:47,058 --> 00:23:51,329 I WEAR MY E-BOYFRIEND'S HOCKEY JERSEY AND HE COULDN'T BE LESS 499 00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:54,833 BOTHERED BY IT. 500 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:55,467 >> HUH. 501 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:56,134 >> I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOURS. 502 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,411 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 503 00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:07,646 THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "THE NEIGHBORHOOD," WHICH AIRS 504 00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:09,781 MONDAYS AT 8:00 ON CBS, AND IS AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON 505 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:14,386 PARAMOUNT+. 506 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:15,787 CONGRATS ON THE SHOW, BIGGER THAN EVER. 507 00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:17,522 BIGGER THAN EVER. 508 00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:20,725 CONGRATS ON-- WHAT IS GOING ON ON SEASON FIVE. 509 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:23,161 >> ACTUALLY LIFE IS IMITATING ART A LITTLE BIT. 510 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:27,332 THERE SAN EPISODE COMING UP WITH MY CHARACTER, AND CEDRIC THE 511 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:30,769 ENTERTAINER GETS INVOLVED IN A CORNHOLE TOURNAMENT AND MY 512 00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,938 CHARACTER IS THE QUEEN OF CORNHOLE, I GET SO ANGRY I THROW 513 00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:33,572 OVER TABLES. 514 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,240 >> YOU GET COMPETITIVE. 515 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:38,977 >> I GET SUPERCOMPETITOR WHEN I TRY TO COACH HIM IN HIS 516 00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:42,214 CORNHOLE, SO THE WRITERS GET TO KNOW US AND WE KNOW WHO THEY ARE 517 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:46,251 IN LIFE AND SO NOW IT IS GOING TO REFLECT ON SCREEN. 518 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,855 >> I FOUND MYSELF WATCHING TELEVISED CORNHOLE THE OTHER 519 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:50,889 DAY. 520 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:54,259 >> WE WATCHED IT TOO, IT WAS ON THANKSGIVING WEEK. 521 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,126 >> YES. 522 00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:56,228 >> ONE AFTER THE OTHER IN THAT CORNHOLE. 523 00:24:56,294 --> 00:25:01,533 >> THE BEST THOUGH IS THE SPONSORS ARE LIKE RICKS PAID 524 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:06,304 BARN FROM-- AND ARE YOU LIKE WHO, ST NOT LIKE-- . 525 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:09,908 >> BUT NOT EVEN LIKE BAITS, THE OTHER ONE. 526 00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:11,509 >> JUST PEOPLE. 527 00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:15,814 >> THEY HAVE ALL GOT THIS TWIST THAT THEY DO BEFORE T AND THEN 528 00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:19,618 THEY THROW AND THENAR'S LIKE-- WITNESSED THE ARC. 529 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,787 >> THEY'RE ALL IN INCREDIBLE SHAPE, I'M KIDDING. 530 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,257 >> WHAT CORNHOLE WERE YOU WATCHING. 531 00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:27,859 >> ARE YOU TEMPTED TO SO YOU ARE CEDRIC THE CORNHOLE CHAMPION DO 532 00:25:27,926 --> 00:25:32,597 YOU SAY CEDRIC LATE FOR WORK, DO EVER DO THOSE JOKES WITH HIM. 533 00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:36,434 >> HE IS THE ENTERTAINER, I KNOW. 534 00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:36,902 >> REGGIE, WOULD YOU. 535 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:38,036 >> Reggie: YES. 536 00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:41,072 >> HE MAKES US CALL HIM MR. ENTERTAINER AND WE'RE NOT A 537 00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:43,975 YOU LAKED TO-- NO, I'M TOTALLY JOKING. 538 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,445 >> James: YOU ARE SUCH A BRILLIANTLY, YOU WHERE SO, WHAT 539 00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:51,449 YOU DO ON THE SHOW, WHAT YOU DID IN TWO BROKE GIRLS, YOU ARE SUCH 540 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:53,685 A GIFTED COMEDIC ACTOR. 541 00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:58,123 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS, YOU CED CREDIT YOUR GRANDMOTHER FOR YOUR 542 00:25:58,189 --> 00:25:59,758 SENSE OF HUMOR AND TIMING. 543 00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:00,859 WHAT WAS SHE LIKE. 544 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:05,096 >> MY GRANDMA WAS DISGUSTING. 545 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:06,965 SHE HAD FAKE TEETH AND AT FANCY RESTAURANTS WE WOULD GO FOR ONE 546 00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:10,335 OF OUR BIRTHDAYS OR SOMETHING, SHE WOULD DO A BIT WITH THE 547 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:14,339 WAITER WHERE SHE WOULD ORDER AND BE LIKE ONE SECOND, TAKE THE 548 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,442 TEETH OUT, PUT THEM ON THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE WITH THE 549 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:18,643 FANCY EYEGLASSES AND ORDER. 550 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:23,248 AND SHE WOULD DO A VOICE, THIS IS THE ONE SHE ALWAYS DID WITH 551 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:23,882 HER TEETH OUT. 552 00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:25,150 SHE HAD NO SHAME IN PUBLIC. 553 00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:29,988 SHE LOVED BEING LIKE, SHE WOULD FART IN A DEPARTMENT STORE AND 554 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:33,625 WE WOULD ALL BE LIKE-- AND SHE WOULD JUST SMILE AND. 555 00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:37,963 >> SHE SOUNDS AMAZING. 556 00:26:38,029 --> 00:26:40,165 >> SHE WE WATCHED THE CAROL BURN ET SHOW WHICH IS WHAT I WAS 557 00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:44,569 RAISED ON AND WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR. 558 00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:45,470 >> James: AMAZING. 559 00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:46,037 YOUR MOTHER WAS AN ACTRESS AND YOUR FATHER. 560 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,373 >> SPEAKING OF FARTING. 561 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,608 >> James: WAS A PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR. 562 00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:52,844 SO TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT DYNAMIC. 563 00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:54,012 >> HILARIOUS. 564 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:56,314 >> James: AT HOME, PERFORMER AND PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR, WHAT 565 00:26:56,381 --> 00:26:57,582 WAS THAT LIKE? 566 00:26:57,649 --> 00:27:00,552 >> THEY WERE BOTH, THEY ARE BOTH VERY FUN EYE, MY GRANDMOTHER WAS 567 00:27:00,618 --> 00:27:01,720 VERY FUNNY AS WELL. 568 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,488 THEY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ALONG. 569 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:06,791 I ASPIRE TO THAT, FARTING IN PUBLIC AND JUST BEING OKAY WITH 570 00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:09,260 IT, IT IS COMING OUT OF MY BODY. 571 00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:12,130 >> IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT ON SET AND BLAMED SOMEONE ELSE. 572 00:27:12,197 --> 00:27:13,932 >> NEVER, NEVER. 573 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,100 BUT IT HAPPENS. 574 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,134 >> REALLY. 575 00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:17,602 >> NO, BUT IT ALWAYS AMAZES ME WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN. 576 00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:19,671 OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE KNOWS THE ODOR IS THERE. 577 00:27:19,738 --> 00:27:21,840 >> I BLAMED IT ON SOMEONE ELSE ONCE. 578 00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:22,607 >> DID YOU. 579 00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:26,745 >> James: WHO DID YOU BLAME IT ON? 580 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:29,114 >> ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SAY THIS, GARRETT MORRIS. 581 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,348 >> James. 582 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:36,287 >> DWAR ET MORRIS IS A LEGEND, YOU BLAMED A FART ON A LEG END. 583 00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:37,222 >> I'M SORRY, GARRETT. 584 00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:38,790 ORIGINAL CAST OF SCRKS NL. 585 00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:41,793 IT WAS BETWEEN HIM OR JENNIFER COOLIDGE, THAT IS WHO I WAS IN 586 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:42,627 THE SCENE WITH. 587 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:45,263 AND I WAS GOING TO COVER FOR COOLIDGE. 588 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,765 >> IT'S NOT EVEN. 589 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:48,400 >> BUT IT WAS ME! 590 00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:51,002 >> THE FART WAS YOU, IT MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY OFFENSIVE TO 591 00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:54,739 FEEL THE NEED TO BLAME IT ON SOMEBODY ELSE. 592 00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:56,975 LIKE A-- JIMMY, JIMMY! 593 00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:59,344 IS THIS S IT OFF THE RAILS? 594 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,379 >> THEY CAN CUT THIS OUT, RIGHT. 595 00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:03,915 >> NO, THEY SHOULD ONLY LEAVE THIS IN. 596 00:28:03,982 --> 00:28:06,151 >> IS MY FACE RED. 597 00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:10,088 >> YES, BETH, SO PEOPLE STARTED NOTICING IT AND-- WHAT DID YOU 598 00:28:10,155 --> 00:28:12,857 SAY, YOU SAID IT'S GARRETT. 599 00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:18,730 >> I WAS LIKE, GARRETT, E-W! 600 00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:20,932 >> DID HE ACCEPT IT, DID HE JUMP ON THE GRENADE. 601 00:28:20,999 --> 00:28:23,101 >> HE WAS LIKE WHAT? 602 00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:27,272 >> WE WERE IN A BOOTH SEEN IN TWO BROKE GIRLS, IT WAS ITS 603 00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:30,775 WORST POSSIBLE PLACE AND YOU KNOW, YOU ARE THERE FOR A LONG 604 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:32,010 TIME. 605 00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:33,945 >> THAT IS ONE OF MY CHRISTMAS MEMORIES, CHRISTMAS EVE WE WOULD 606 00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:37,615 GO OUT TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE AND WE WOULD EAT A VERY RICH MEAL. 607 00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:42,020 AND WE WOULD PLAY A GAME ON THE WAY HOME G LOOK AT THE CHRISTMAS 608 00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:44,355 LIGHTS AND PLAY A GAME CALLED TURTLE WHICH BASICALLY WAS THE 609 00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:46,624 FIRST PERSON TO ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN AND HAVE TO STICK THEIR 610 00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:50,829 HEAD OUT THE WINDOW, LOSES OR WINS, I FORGET HOW THIS WORKED. 611 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:54,332 WE WERE ALL FARTING IN THE CAR. 612 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:56,701 GARRETT MORRIS WOULD HAVE KILLED IN THE GAME, BEEN A GREAT 613 00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:57,669 ADDITION TO OUR GAME. 614 00:28:57,735 --> 00:28:59,604 BUT NO, I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 615 00:28:59,671 --> 00:29:03,775 >> WELL, GOOD TO KNOW, THAT YOU TWO ARE VERY GENTLEMAN LIKE AND 616 00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:04,909 I AM NOT A LADY. 617 00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:08,113 >> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS? 618 00:29:08,179 --> 00:29:10,849 >> Reggie: YES. 619 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:18,723 TONIGHT'S QUESTION IS WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HEIGHT. 620 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:20,525 >> HIKE. 621 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:21,226 >> HEIGHT. 622 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:28,299 >> I THINK HIKE TOO. 623 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:30,201 >> FAVORITE HEIGHT. 624 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:35,940 >> I LOVE 7 FOOT 7, I LOVE 7 FOOT 7 PEOPLE,. 625 00:29:36,007 --> 00:29:37,108 >> James: THAT IS FAIR. 626 00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:40,111 >> I WILL GO WITH GIRAFFE, THE BILLINGER THE BETTER. 627 00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:42,480 >> James: OKAY. 628 00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:43,681 >> THOAS ARE TECHNICALLY CORRECT. 629 00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:48,920 >> James: TECHNICALLY CORRECT, PLEASE THANK OUR WONDERFUL 630 00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:50,989 STICK AROUND AVRIL LAVIGNE AND YUNGBLUD WHEN WE COME BACK. 631 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:10,975 >> James: WELCOME BACK! 632 00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:15,346 BLOOK IS IS OWE BAR, ALWAYS COOL AVRIL LAVIGNE AND 633 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:18,149 YUNGBLUD! 634 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:21,853 NOW I HAVE TO SAY, I SAW YOU AVRIL BEFORE THE SHOW, I'M 635 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,354 LOVING THIS NEW HAIR CHOICE. 636 00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:24,422 >> THANK YOU. 637 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,857 IT WAS SO SCARY. 638 00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:28,927 >> James: WHY WAS IT SCARY TO CUT IT? 639 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,062 >> TO CUT IT, BECAUSE I'VE HAD IT LONG MY WHOLE LIFE. 640 00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:31,996 >> James: AM I RIGHT. 641 00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:33,298 >> IT WAS ME. 642 00:30:33,364 --> 00:30:35,867 >> James: HANG ON, YOU ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY CUT IT. 643 00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:36,601 >> I CUT IT. 644 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,803 >> James: NO, YOU DIDN'T. 645 00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,772 >> SWEAR, CROSS MY HEART, HOPE TO DIE, JAMES. 646 00:30:40,838 --> 00:30:43,341 >> James: HOW DOES THIS COME B. 647 00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:47,378 >> A COUPLE BEERS LATER AND WE WERE AT THE SINGLE COVER SHOOT 648 00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:50,548 FOR M I'M A MESS AND I WAS TELLING HIM I WANT TO CUT MY 649 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:54,052 HAIR. AND HE WAS LIKE I WILL CUT IT. 650 00:30:54,118 --> 00:30:55,253 >> I I WILL CUT IT. 651 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,855 SHE WAS LIKE REALLY, AND I WAS LIKE YEAH AND EVERYONE IN THE 652 00:30:57,922 --> 00:30:59,324 ROOM SAID YEAH. 653 00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:01,259 >> LIKE 50 PEOPLE CAME OVER, ARE YOU SURE? 654 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:05,730 I WAS LIKE SOMEBODY JUST GET ME A BEER. 655 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:06,464 >> LOOK AT THE LAIFER LAYERS. 656 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,601 >> James: YOU DIDN'T DOT LAYERS. 657 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:10,702 ALTHOUGH I DO THINK. 658 00:31:10,768 --> 00:31:13,338 >> WE HAD A COUPLE PEOPLE GO IN AND EVEN IT OUT AFTER. 659 00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:19,310 >> James: THIS WOULD BE A GOOD SIDE HUSTLE FOR YOU. 660 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:21,145 >> YUNGBLUD BARBERSHOP. 661 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:25,617 >> HE ALSO JUST COLORED HIS HAIR IN THE DRESSING ROOM BACKSTAGE. 662 00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:26,484 >> YEAH, IN YOUR TOILET. 663 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,553 >> James: THAT IS WHERE YOU COLORED IT. 664 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:31,356 >> CUTTING HAIR, COLORING HAIR AND MACKING A MESS WITH 665 00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:33,057 CHAMPAGNE IN THE DRESSING ROOM. 666 00:31:33,124 --> 00:31:33,591 HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 667 00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:34,192 >> James: ABSOLUTELY. 668 00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:37,128 I LOVE EVERY INCH OF THIS. 669 00:31:37,195 --> 00:31:38,229 THE HOLIDAYS HAVE JUST BEEN. 670 00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:41,666 I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU ARE BOTH KEEN COOKS IN THE KITCHEN, 671 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:42,066 RIGHT? 672 00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:43,201 IS THIS TRUE? 673 00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:44,802 >> SHE IS BETTER THAN ME, BUT YEAH. 674 00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:48,673 >> James: SO WHAT IS YOUR GO TO RECIPE, ME ANDDOM ARE COMING, 675 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,009 WHAT DO YOU COOK. 676 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:55,346 >> I WOULD DO A FULL MOODING, WITH POTATOE, GRAPHY, FULL MEAL, 677 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:56,914 THAT IS WHAT I GREW UP ON. 678 00:31:56,981 --> 00:31:59,450 >> THAT IS HOW WE BONGEDDED FIRST. 679 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,586 >> James: REALLY. 680 00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:06,724 >> OBVIOUSLY LIKE I AM FROM YORKSHIRE AND YORKSHIRE PUDDING 681 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:07,292 IS WHAT I HAVE ON A SUNDAY. 682 00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:08,526 >> YEAH. 683 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,795 >> AND SHE COMES IN AND IS LIKE I CAN MAKE YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS. 684 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:14,499 AND I WAS LIKE WHY DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT ONE OF THEM. 685 00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:17,869 IS AND THEN SHE JUST EXPLAINED THE WHOLE WAY SHE WOULD MAKE IT 686 00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:19,570 AND I WAS LIKE I WOULD MAKE IT THE SAME. 687 00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,806 >> James: I LIKE THIS. 688 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:24,542 DO YOUR AVRIL LAVIGNE IMPRESSION AGAIN. 689 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,577 >> I WANT TO MAKE LIKE A YORKSHIRE PUDDING. 690 00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:33,818 >> James: AND WHAT WOULD YOUR IMPRESSION SHALL. 691 00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:37,088 >> EH. 692 00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:38,323 >> HELLO! 693 00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:41,826 YZ NOW YOU'RE GOING TO PERFORM THE SONG I'M A MESS, TALK TO ME 694 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:43,561 ABOUT THE SONG, WHERE DID IT COME FROM, HOW DID THIS COME 695 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:44,762 ABOUT. 696 00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:54,505 >> I JUST FINISHED A WHOLE BOTTLE, FYI WHERE DID THERE KOSM 697 00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:55,773 ABOUT. 698 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,209 >> SO BASICALLY WE MET, THEN THE NEXT DAY, ONE OR TWO DAYS LATER, 699 00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:02,080 WE PERFORMED TOGETHER ON THE YUNG YUNGBLUD SHOW. 700 00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:03,348 >> WE DID. 701 00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:05,583 IN LOCKDOWN, I WANTED TO DO, WE COULDN'T DO GIG SO IS WANTED TO 702 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:11,389 DO MY OWN SHOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 703 00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:14,759 AND I JUST HAD ALL ME MATES COME AND DO IT AND WE SUNG A SONG 704 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:15,927 TOGETHER. 705 00:33:15,993 --> 00:33:19,364 WE JUST HAD CHEM STREERKS I LOVED AVRIL MY WHOLE LIFE SO I 706 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,866 WAS LIKE WHOA, THIS IS CAY. 707 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:24,736 >> IT WAS LIKE BEST FRIENDS AT FIRST SIGHT. 708 00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:25,937 >> TOTALLY. 709 00:33:26,003 --> 00:33:27,839 THICK AS THIEVES AND WE THOUGHT WE SHOULD GET IN THE STUDIO. 710 00:33:27,905 --> 00:33:30,575 TWO DAYS LATER WE WERE IN THE STUDIO AND THIS SONG WAS 711 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:31,776 CREATED. 712 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,512 >> IT WAS SO INSPIRING MEETING HIM AND HEARING HIS VOICE AND 713 00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:35,747 PERFORMING WITH HIM. 714 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:38,449 HE SANG MY SONG, I'M WITH YOU, A REALLY HARD SONG TO SING CHES. 715 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,218 HIS VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL. 716 00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,687 I WENT HOME, KIND OF CAME UP WITH THE CONCEPT AND WAS LIKE 717 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:44,489 BRO, WE HAVE TO GET IN THE STUDIO. 718 00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:47,825 WE GOT IN THE STUDIO AND WROTE I AM A A MESS AND WE WILL PERFORM 719 00:33:47,892 --> 00:33:49,026 IT FOR YOU TONIGHT. 720 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:51,863 >> James: WE CANNOT WAIT, I LOVE THIS FRIENDSHIP, THANK YOU 721 00:33:51,929 --> 00:33:53,030 FOR DOING THIS. 722 00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:58,936 STICK AROUND, AVRIL LAVIGNE, YUNGBLUD AND TRAVIS BARKER ARE 723 00:33:59,003 --> 00:34:00,938 PERFORMING FOR US AFTER THIS BREAK. 724 00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:17,121 >> James: WELCOME BACK. 725 00:34:17,188 --> 00:34:21,926 HERE PERFORMING THEIR BRILLIANT LATEST SINGLE, "I'M A MESS," 726 00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:23,995 PLEASE WELCOME AVRIL LAVIGNE, WITH YUNGBLUD AND TRAVIS BARKER! 727 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:41,946 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ STARIN' AT THE PAVEMENT 728 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:46,350 ALONE ♪ WISHIN' I WAS ON MY WAY 729 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:52,523 HOME TO YOU ♪ ALL THE SHOPS IN LONDON 730 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:57,929 ARE CLOSED ♪ AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO 731 00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:01,899 FROM HERE ♪ NO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO 732 00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:05,403 FROM HERE ♪ BUT I KNOW 733 00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:10,475 I'M A MESS, I'M A MESS ♪ WHEN WE'RE NOT TOGETHER 734 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:14,912 SUCH A WRECK, SUCH A WRECK ♪ I HOPE IT'S NOT FOREVER 735 00:35:14,979 --> 00:35:19,350 WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN? 736 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:24,388 ♪ I WISH IT WAS ME AND YOU 'TIL THE END 737 00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:28,392 ♪ BUT I KNOW I'M A MESS, I'M A MESS 738 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:36,367 ♪ I KNOW I'M A MESS, I'M A MESS 739 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:41,739 ♪ IT HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THAT NIGHT, OH 740 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:46,944 ♪ I WISH I SAID I LOVED YOU JUST ONE MORE TIME 741 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:50,915 ♪ I TRIED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT RIGHT 742 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:56,387 ♪ BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO FROM HERE 743 00:35:56,454 --> 00:36:00,391 ♪ NO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO FROM HERE 744 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:06,731 ♪ BUT I KNOW I'M A MESS, I'M A MESS 745 00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,966 ♪ WHEN WE'RE NOT TOGETHER SUCH A WRECK, SUCH A WRECK 746 00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:16,407 ♪ I HOPE IT'S NOT FOREVER WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN? 747 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:20,578 ♪ I WISH IT WAS ME AND YOU 'TIL THE END 748 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:24,348 ♪ BUT I KNOW I'M A MESS, I'M A MESS 749 00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:29,086 ♪ I KNOW I'M A MESS, I'M A MESS 750 00:36:29,153 --> 00:36:36,093 ♪ OH, 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT I HAVE MY ISSUES 751 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,896 ♪ THE LESS WE TALK THE MORE I MISS YOU 752 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:43,034 ♪ I DIE JUST A LITTLE DIE JUST A LITTLE 753 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:47,438 ♪ I'M SLIPPIN' CLOSER TO THE EDGE 754 00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:50,608 ♪ I HEAR YOUR VOICE IT'S IN MY HEAD 755 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:56,147 ♪ BUT YOU'RE GONE AGAIN GONE AGAIN 756 00:36:56,213 --> 00:37:02,954 I'M A MESS, I'M A MESS ♪ WHEN WE'RE NOT TOGETHER 757 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:08,359 SUCH A WRECK, SUCH A WRECK ♪ I HOPE IT'S NOT FOREVER 758 00:37:08,426 --> 00:37:12,096 WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN? 759 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:16,434 ♪ I WISH IT WAS ME AND YOU 'TIL THE END 760 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:20,338 ♪ BECAUSE I KNOW I'M A MESS, I'M A MESS 761 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:30,481 ♪ I KNOW I'M A MESS, I'M A MESS ♪ 762 00:37:32,316 --> 00:37:32,783 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 763 00:37:33,551 --> 00:37:36,554 >> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AVRIL LAVIGNE, YUNGBLUD, AND 764 00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:38,222 TRAVIS BARKER, EVERYONE! 765 00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:38,956 WHAT ABOUT THAT, EVERYBODY! 766 00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:40,024 THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! 767 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:00,878 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 768 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,881 TOMORROW NIGHT, DAVID HARBOUR IS GOING TO BE HERE US, AND SARAH 769 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:07,885 HYLAND WILL JOIN US, AND WE'LL HAVE STAND-UP FROM DAN BLACK. 770 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:08,853 REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.