1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:08,108 ♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN 2 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:10,777 ♪ ON THE SHOW TONIGHT DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY 3 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,146 ♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT 4 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:18,685 ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 5 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:25,225 ALL THE WAY FROM HAMILTON, MONTANA, 6 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:26,659 GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY... 7 00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:30,730 JAMES CORDEN! 8 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:49,949 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: THANK YOU FOR 9 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:52,919 STOPPING BY, BLESS YOU, BLESS ALL OF YOU, WE APPRECIATE YOU 10 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,053 BEING HERE. 11 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,989 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW 12 00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:57,157 YOU KNOW HIM FROM "FORD VS. 13 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,591 FERRARI," "SWEET HOME ALABAMA," AND THE SMASH HIT SERIES, 14 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:04,731 "YELLOWSTONE," THE EVER CHARMING, JOSH LUCAS! 15 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,833 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: YOU KNOW HER FROM "RAY 16 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,101 DONOVAN," "BETTER CALL SAUL," AND HER CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED 17 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:12,939 PERFORMANCE IN "THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN," THE DAZZLING, KERRY 18 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:15,041 CONDON! 19 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:18,578 CHIERP >> James: SHE'S A TREMENDOUSLY 20 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:19,813 TALENTED STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND WE'RE THRILLED SHE'LL BE MAKING 21 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:22,949 HER LATE-NIGHT DEBUT HERE WITH US TONIGHT, THE HILARIOUS JORDAN 22 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,117 JENSEN! 23 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:25,952 TON SHOW, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. 24 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,021 (APPLAUSE) >> James: REGGIE, ARE YOU READY? 25 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,025 THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" ROLL THE TITLES! 26 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:36,429 Captioning sponsored by CBS 27 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:44,370 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! 28 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:55,982 ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ >> James: I LOVE THIS! 29 00:01:56,049 --> 00:02:00,954 I'VE GOT A GIFT HERE FROM LOU, LOU'S UP, HE'S ORGANIZING THE 30 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,088 PARTY. 31 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:06,459 ORGANIZING THE PARTY TONIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO PARTY 32 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:07,427 TONIGHT! 33 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:14,234 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: OH, MY GOD! 34 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,904 LOU HAS ABSOLUTELY -- HANG ON. 35 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,106 LOU HAS -- DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 36 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:21,074 >> I DO. 37 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:24,244 >> James: A CALENDAR, IT'S 12 MONTHS OF MARK! 38 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:30,583 LOOK AT THAT! 39 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,987 (APPLAUSE) >> James: I MEAN, MARK! 40 00:02:34,053 --> 00:02:36,789 I HONESTLY -- LOOK! 41 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:51,738 HA HA HA! 42 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,139 HA HA HA! 43 00:02:53,473 --> 00:03:01,347 (APPLAUSE) >> James: MARK, MARK, THIS IS ! 44 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:07,854 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SURF BOARD! 45 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:12,458 I LOVE IT, BLESS YOU MARK, YOU ARE THE GREATEST. 46 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,126 IT'S THAT TIME. 47 00:03:13,192 --> 00:03:15,194 IT'S SOMETIME FOR THE NEWS! 48 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:23,269 RAFAEL WARNOCK DEFEATED REPUBLICAN 49 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:24,537 HERSCHEL WALKER IN THE GEORGIA RUNOFF LAST NIGHT, GIVING 50 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:29,943 DEMOCRATS A 51 TO 49 SEAT MAJORITY IN THE SENATE. 51 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:33,947 EXPERTS SAY THE KEY TO WARNOCK'S VICTORY WAS THAT HE WASN'T 52 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:36,015 HERSCHEL WALKER. 53 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,961 IF REVELATIONS FROM THE PAST HAVE 54 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:49,262 TOLD US ANYTHING, HERSCHEL WALKER IS NEVER ONE TO PULL OUT 55 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:52,599 EARLY. 56 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:59,906 MOVING ON, EARLIER TODAY ELON MUSK BRIEFLY LOST THE TITLE OF 57 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,908 "WORLD'S RICHEST MAN." 58 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:09,916 IT'S TRUE, MUSK'S NET WORTH FELL TO $185.3 BILLION. 59 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,920 I HOPE HE'S OKAY. 60 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,021 MUSK WAS OVERTAKEN BY BERNARD ARNAULT, C.E.O. OF LOUIS 61 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,925 VUITTON'S PARENT COMPANY. 62 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,059 THE KEY TO HIS WEALTH? 63 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:25,732 NOT WASTING TENS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BUYING TWITTER. 64 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:28,234 >> James: HERE'S THE THING. 65 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:30,670 WITH A NAME LIKE BERNARD ARNAULT YOU HAVE TO BE FILTHY RICH. 66 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:36,943 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BERNARD ARNUALT OUT THERE PULLING A 67 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:42,915 DOUBLE-SHIFT DOWN AT THE PLANT. 68 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:44,150 AND FINALLY, A SHREK RAVE IS NOT TOURING AUSTRALIA. 69 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:50,957 THE PARTY FEATURES SHREK-THEMED MUSIC, FREE GREEN ACCESSORIES 70 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,860 AND A PRIZE FOR THE BEST SHREK-INSPIRED COSTUME. 71 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:54,761 TAKE A LOOK... 72 00:04:54,827 --> 00:05:01,834 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: AT THE RATE THEY 73 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:10,176 SERVE SOMETHING LIKE SHREK JUICE TO DRINK RIGHT? 74 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,611 PLUS FREE GREEN GLOW STICKS FREE GREEN FAIRY FLOSS, AND A 75 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:12,779 FREE GREEN GLITTER BAR. 76 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:18,418 AND AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, MULTIPLE POOLS OF GREEN VOMIT. 77 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,153 I WILL SAY THIS. 78 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:22,155 THINGS CAN GET PRETTY HOT AT A RAVE, SO I IMAGINE THERE WILL BE 79 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:25,358 A LOT OF PEOPLE HOOKING UP FOR SOME"CASUAL SHREKS." 80 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:28,761 AND THAT'S THE NEWS! 81 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,964 NOW WE HAVE VERY SAD ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU. 82 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:39,672 THERE IS A BRAND-NEW SEASON OF CARPOOL KARAOKE DROPPING TODAY 83 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,841 ON APPLE PLUS. 84 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:46,245 BEST SEASON WE'VE DONE SO STAR, INCREDIBLE GUESTS INCLUDING SOME 85 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:48,247 OF OUR MOST UNEXPECTED YET. 86 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:53,519 TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF. 87 00:05:53,586 --> 00:06:00,727 >> ARE YOU READY TO KARAOKE? 88 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:08,067 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> IT WAS A DREAM I USED TO BE 89 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:14,540 ON MAGAZINE ♪ ♪ THE INNOCENCE I'VE KNOWN ♪ 90 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:16,609 ♪ MM BAMPLET, ♪ ♪ ♪ AND I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF ♪ ♪ ♪ 91 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:01,921 >> James: GO CHECK IT OUT TODAY IT'S ON APPLE TV PLUS, 92 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:02,955 WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY! 93 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:19,739 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK NOW. 94 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,908 AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, I SIMPLY I LOVE, LOVE. 95 00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:23,376 AND NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN HELPING MY AMAZING SINGLE 96 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:24,644 COLLEAGUES FIND THEIR PERFECT MATCH. 97 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:27,046 SO TONIGHT, I THOUGHT WE'D PLAY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES ON THE 98 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:30,683 SHOW, THIS IS "LATE LATE LIVE TINDER." 99 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:37,690 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> IT'S LATE LATE LIVE TINDER. 100 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:40,960 >> James: AND WE ARE IN FOR A TREAT GUYS! 101 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:45,198 BECAUSE THE PERSON WE ARE SETTING UP ON A DATE IS 102 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:48,868 EXTREMELY NEAR AND DEAR TO ALL OF OUR HEARTS. 103 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:52,805 WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER. 104 00:07:52,872 --> 00:08:02,949 SHE'S BEEN AT THE SHOW SINCE THE DAY 1, GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO 105 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:06,686 SUSAN FROM THE AUDIO DEPARTMENT! 106 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:09,155 LET'S DO IT, OKAY? 107 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,790 (APPLAUSE) >> James: SUSAN THIS WAY. 108 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:14,861 I KNOW YOU WORK IN SOUND BUT THOSE ARE THE CAMERAS AND WE'RE 109 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:16,028 ON IT RIGHT NOW. 110 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,931 WHEN IT COMES TO A PARTNER WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 111 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:23,002 >> KINDNESS, HONESTY. 112 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,170 RELIABILITY. 113 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,738 >> James: YOU KNOW THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU CAN ONLY SEE 114 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,974 THEIR FACES, RIGHT? 115 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,809 >> IT'S NOT GOING TO MATTER. 116 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,178 >> James: I'M VERY CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS. 117 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,847 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE ALL LOVE YOU ON THIS SHOW? 118 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,048 >> THANK YOU. 119 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:38,284 >> James: TALKING THE TRUTH. 120 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,120 ALL RIGHT HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. 121 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:45,958 MEN WILL COME OUT AND USING THIS FOAM FINGER, THANK YOU ALLEN, 122 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:51,063 YOU GLORIOUS BALL OF SEX, YOU WILL WEAR THIS FINGER, YOU WILL 123 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:53,933 SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU LIKE THE GUY OR LEFT IF YOU DON'T. 124 00:08:54,000 --> 00:09:01,741 GUYS WHO GET A RIGHT SWIPE WILL TAKE A SEAT ON ONE OF THESE 125 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:02,942 CHAIRS. 126 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:07,914 GUYS WHO GET A LEFT WILL FALL INTO THIS BALL PIT OF HIDEOUS 127 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:08,481 REJECTION. 128 00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:19,926 WRITE OUT THE FIRST GUY! 129 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:22,028 ♪ ♪ >> James: OKAY, THIS IS COLE, 130 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:24,563 WHAT ARE YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS, SUSAN? 131 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:28,701 >> HE'S CUTE HE HAS NICE HAIR, HE HAS BLUE EYES I THINK. 132 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:31,604 >> James: I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU SEE SUSAN. 133 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:35,174 >> BUT HE WAS YOUNGER THAN I WOULD NORMALLY -- 134 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,878 >> James: YOUNGER THAN YOU WOULD NORMALLY GO FOR. 135 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:41,847 IT IS A SOLID JAW LINE. 136 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:46,953 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING SWIPE RIGHT OR SWIPE LEFT? 137 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:51,991 OH COLE I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY COLE! 138 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:52,992 SEE YOU. 139 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:56,429 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: WOW WOW WOW. 140 00:09:56,495 --> 00:10:01,000 FOR A MOMENT THERE, FOR A MOMENT THERE WE WERE SORT OF REGRETTING 141 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:05,471 IT AND THEN HE DABBED INTO THE POOL AND EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU'VE 142 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,773 MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE SUSAN OKAY? 143 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:12,445 LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. 144 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:20,086 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: OKAY. 145 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:23,756 I LIKE JAMES A LOT! 146 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:27,059 WHAT'S YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS ABOUT JAMES OVER HERE? 147 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,327 >> JAMES IS COUTH. 148 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:29,962 >> James: NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. 149 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:34,133 AND I THINK UNDERNEATH THAT TEE SHIRT HE IS ABSOLUTELY RIPPED! 150 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,869 I REALLY DO. 151 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:48,080 YOU COULD GREAT CHEESE ON HIS -- GRATE CHEESE ON HIS AB AS MUCH. 152 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,749 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 153 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,551 >> I'LL SWIPE RIGHT! 154 00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:58,391 >> James: ALL RIGHT LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. 155 00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:07,166 (LAUGHTER) >> OH MY GOD! 156 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:12,605 >> James: I SWEAR TO GOD SUSAN IF YOU DON'T DO IT, I 157 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:12,972 WILL! 158 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:17,009 SEE YAH! 159 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:28,854 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: GOOD NEWS BUDDY. 160 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:39,065 LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. 161 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:39,665 OKAY. 162 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:40,032 JUSTIN. 163 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:42,334 OKAY. 164 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:47,306 I -- JUSTIN DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU'RE HERE TODAY? 165 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,876 (LAUGHTER) >> James: THERE IS NO WAY -- 166 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:56,015 JUSTIN LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF LAWYER IN A KID'S MOVIE AND 167 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:59,085 TURNS OUT TO BE THE BAD GUY! 168 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,754 WHAT ARE YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS? 169 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,889 >> I LIKE THE JACKET. 170 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:07,760 >> James: DO YOU? 171 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:13,099 >> NAU, SORRY, JUSTIN. 172 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,835 >> James: PAY THE MAN THE RESPECT HE DESERVES. 173 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:20,306 HE TOOK A BREAK FROM HOSTING SURVIVOR, TO BE HERE TONIGHT! 174 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:21,474 >> TRUE. 175 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:25,744 >> James: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SWIPE LEFT OR RIGHT? 176 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:26,278 SORRY JUSTIN. 177 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:29,615 SORRY BUDDY, GOOD-BYE. 178 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:35,688 LET'S BRING IN THE NEXT CONTESTANT. 179 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:40,526 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: OKAY MARK IS 64 AND 180 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,530 I CAN'T WORK OUT WHETHER MARK HAS BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR 20 YEARS 181 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,665 OR HE'S A BILLIONAIRE! 182 00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:49,101 IT'S HARD TO SAY. 183 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,704 HE'S GOT BILLIONAIRE ENERGY, I KNOW THAT. 184 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:52,872 WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS? 185 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:57,009 I DO LIKE A GOOD SOLID SILVER FOX. 186 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,644 >> THINKING THAT TOO. 187 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:02,314 >> James: HE'S 64, HIS EYES SAY 69. 188 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,150 ARE YOU SWIPING RIGHT OR LEFT? 189 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,784 IT'S UP TO YOU SUSAN. 190 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,253 >> I'LL GO RIGHT. 191 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:10,256 >> James: GO TAKE A SEAT PLEASE! 192 00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:14,226 LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT! 193 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:19,398 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: OH TOMMY. 194 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,001 I DON'T KNOW, TOMMY CAN PLAY AN INSTRUMENT. 195 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,937 >> HE LOOKS LIKE IT. 196 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:29,742 >> James: IF HE DOESN'T, HE LIES ABOUT WHETHER HE DOES! 197 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,944 BUT WHAT ARE OUR THOUGHTS SUSAN? 198 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:35,247 ARE WE GOING RIGHT OR LEFT? 199 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,249 >> SORRY TOMMY. 200 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,952 JUDGE HE'S DEVASTATED! 201 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:40,753 ALL RIGHT. 202 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:46,125 LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. 203 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:49,595 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HI, PETER, YOU 204 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:55,801 CAN'T SPEAK, PETER, YOU CAN'T SPEAK! 205 00:13:55,868 --> 00:14:00,039 I DON'T KNOW WHAT PETER DOES FOR A LIVING BUT IT WOULDN'T 206 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:03,642 SURPRISE ME IF HE WAS A YOUTUBE MAGICIAN. 207 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:07,446 HE'S GOT THAT ENERGY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 208 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:12,251 I GOES TO A CAR AND HE PULSE A SHEET AND THE WHOLE THING IS NOT 209 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:12,818 THERE. 210 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,053 WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS? 211 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,721 >> LET'S KEEP HIM. 212 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,490 >> James: OH PETER TAKE A SEAT! 213 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:19,959 NOW YOU FILLED THE SEATS. 214 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,527 THE SEATS ARE FULL. 215 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:25,497 HOWEVER, WE HAVE ONE MORE CONTESTANT.. 216 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:31,704 AND IF YOU WERE TO PREFER THIS CONTESTANT YOU COULD SWAP OUT 217 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:35,140 PETER MARK OR JAMES FOR THIS CONTESTANT. 218 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:35,941 OKAY? 219 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:40,579 LET'S BRING OUT OUR LAST CONTESTANT. 220 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:44,516 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: CHRIS, THANK YOU 221 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:45,484 FOR BEING HERE. 222 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:49,922 WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE IS A BUSY TIME OF YEAR. 223 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:58,063 (LAUGHTER) >> James: WHAT ARE YOUR 224 00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:58,731 THOUGHTS, SUSAN? 225 00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,065 TELL US WHAT YOU'RE THINKING? 226 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:03,168 >> I LIKE THE SWEATER AND HE'S A CUTE GUY. 227 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,737 >> James: NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT. 228 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:11,243 BUT IS HE CUTER THAN PETER OR MARK? 229 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,311 >> SORRY. 230 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:15,314 >> James: SORRY CHRIS, BACK YOU GO! 231 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:20,586 BUT LOOK, IT DOES MEAN WE CAN GET RID OF THAT, BECAUSE WE HAVE 232 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,656 OUR FINAL THREE CONTESTANTS! 233 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:27,126 ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S THE THING SUSAN. 234 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:30,529 WE'VE SEEN WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE BUT WE CAN NOW ASK THEM A 235 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:30,896 QUESTION. 236 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:31,964 OKAY? 237 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,667 YOU CAN ASK ONE QUESTION WHICH ALL THREE WILL ANSWER. 238 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:38,504 WHAT SORT OF THING DO YOU THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW? 239 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:43,008 >> WHAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU'VE DONE FOR SOMEONE. 240 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:46,045 >> James: OKAY, SO WHAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU'VE 241 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,314 DONE FOR SOMEONE, PETER? 242 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:49,648 INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND ANSWER THE QUESTION. 243 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:53,552 >> HELLO MY NAME IS PETER AND THE MOST ROMANTIC THING THAT 244 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:59,825 I'VE EVER DONE, I OFFERED TO MOVE TO OKLAHOMA TO BE WITH MY 245 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,861 EX. 246 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:08,100 >> OH, WOW -- >> IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN TO 247 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,803 OKLAHOMA -- >> HOW DID THAT WORK GO? 248 00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,504 >> I'M HERE. 249 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:15,974 >> James: OKAY MARK INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND ANSWER THE 250 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,109 QUESTION. 251 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,544 >> MY NAME IS MARK. 252 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:22,214 I LOVE TO BE JUST VERY SPONTANEOUS WHATEVER I DO AND 253 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,917 IT'S REALLY THE FLOW OF THE MOMENT HOW I FEEL. 254 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:28,187 SO IT'S DIFFERENT PEOPLE I GET A DIFFERENT VIBE FROM. 255 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:31,924 BUT I'D SAY SETTING UP THE CANDLES DOWN ON THE BEACH, 256 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:35,227 WALKING DOWN THE BEACH HAND IN HAND AND THEN HAVING SOMEONE 257 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:38,764 COOK A LITTLE BARBECUE IN THE FIRE PIT DOWN THERE. 258 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:43,669 DEFINITELY BREAK OUT SOME COCKTAILS AND WE'LL█ JUST GO FRM 259 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,236 THERE. 260 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,438 >> OKAY, THAT WAS NICE. 261 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,375 >> James: AND NOW LET'S GO TO JAMES. 262 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:53,278 JAMES PLEASE INTRODUCING YOURSELF AND WHAT IS THE MOST 263 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,847 ROMANTIC THING YOU'VE EVER DONE. 264 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:59,017 >> HELLO SUSAN, MY NAME IS JMES. 265 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,219 >> HI. 266 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:04,156 >> WELL, IT'S CHRISTMASTIME AND THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I'VE 267 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,259 DONE IS I STAGED A 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS NOR THE LADY THAT I 268 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,761 WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH. 269 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:13,365 SO EVERY DAY, LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS, I WOULD HAVE A 270 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:17,870 SPECIAL GIFT OR A SPECIAL SCAVENGER HUNT THING SHE WOULD 271 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:22,274 HAVE TO DO TO GO AND FIND AND THEN THE 25th WAS WHEN THE BIG 272 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:26,745 GIFT WAS REVEELTD AND SHE WOULD HAVE ALL HER 11 GIFTS FROM THE 273 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:27,279 DAYS PRIOR. 274 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,714 >> NICE! 275 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:43,662 (APPLAUSE) >> WOW! 276 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:48,000 (APPLAUSE) >> WOW! 277 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:48,600 YEAH! 278 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,768 >> James: I MEAN COME ON! 279 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,770 >> IT'S A LOT, YEAH. 280 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,705 >> James: THE TIME IS COME. 281 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,274 WHO ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE? 282 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:58,510 >> THIS IS HARD, THIS IS TOUGH. 283 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,281 ONE OF THE TOUGHEST THINGS IN MY LIFE! 284 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:07,352 >> James: YOU'RE SO FULL OF (BLEEP) I MEAN! 285 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,055 SUSAN WHO'S IT GOING TO BE? 286 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,357 >> JAMES. 287 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,826 >> James: JAMES. 288 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:18,897 I'M SORRY PETER, JAMES, COME ON DOWN, COME DOWN AND MEET IT. 289 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,500 GIVE IT UP FOR JAMES EVERYBODY! 290 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,068 NICE TO SEE YOU. 291 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:23,669 WHAT A PLEASURE. 292 00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:25,871 THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS. 293 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,940 SUSAN, JAMES, JAMES, SUSAN. 294 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,676 >> I'M A HUGGER, I'M SORRY. 295 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:33,479 >> James: GO FOR IT JAMES! 296 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,013 THESE ARE THE GUYS. 297 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,051 NOW THE MAGIC TRULY BEGINS BECAUSE WE ARE SENDING YOU TWO 298 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:45,424 LOVE BIRDS ON A DECADENT DATE ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL! 299 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,059 TO OUR CORPORATE PATIO. 300 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,460 I KNOW, I KNOW. 301 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:49,561 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE. 302 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,397 OFF YOU GO WE'RE GOING TO CHECK IN WITH YOU LATER. 303 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,534 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SUSAN AND JAMES! 304 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,170 OFF YOU GO! 305 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,172 THAT WAS LATE LATE NIGHT TINDER. 306 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:38,911 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK. 307 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,914 SHE STARS IN" THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN PLEASE WELCOME KERRY 308 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,982 CONDON. 309 00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:55,093 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HAVE A SEAT. 310 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,529 HE STARS IN "YELLOWSTONE," JOSH LUCAS! 311 00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:00,699 >> Reggie: IT'S JOSH LUCAS! 312 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:12,878 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HAVE A SEAT PLEASE. 313 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,313 BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE. 314 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,448 THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US. 315 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:20,152 NOW DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE SUSAN AS SHE PASSED THROUGH GREEN 316 00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:21,253 ROOM? 317 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,190 DO YOU THINK SHE DID WELL, DID SHE PICK THE RIGHT GUY? 318 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:29,795 >> HE WAS TALKING ABOUT CANDLES ON THE BEACH, THAT'S NOT GOING 319 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:32,998 TO WORK OUT, THEY BLOW OUT. 320 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,901 IT'S A RIMS IDEA RIGHT? 321 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:42,274 >> James: KERRY YOU ARE A SINGLE IRISH WOMAN, YOU LIVE 322 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:43,442 HERE IN LOS ANGELES. 323 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:48,213 HOW ARE THE DATING ISSUES, WHAT ARE THE WHAT I WOULD CALL 324 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,481 AMERICAN MEN? 325 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:54,686 >> I'D HAVE TO SAY, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S DATING, IF IT'S TEXTING. 326 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,456 IF THAT'S ALL THEY WANT TO DID IS TEXT. 327 00:20:57,522 --> 00:21:01,193 IF IT'S LIKE MEETING UP, OH SHE'S NAGGING ME. 328 00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:03,362 >> James: YOU'RE KIDDING ME! 329 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,098 >> I HAVE NEVER MET UP WITH ANYBODY. 330 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:09,301 OTHER THAN THAT, I'VE NEVER MET UP WITH ANYBODY. 331 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,003 I'VE NEVER GONE ON A DATE. 332 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:14,006 >> James: JUST A LOT OF TEXTING? 333 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,140 AND THAT'S IT? 334 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,310 >> JUST CANCELLED TWO HOURS BEFORE BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED. 335 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:19,945 >> James: STOP. 336 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,213 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? 337 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:26,551 >> I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THEY'RE MRRIED. 338 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,687 >> James: THERE IS THAT, THERE IS THAT! 339 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:31,023 >> WHAT CAN I SAY FOR MYSELF. 340 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:33,992 >> I'M BEING COY ABOUT THIS ONE. 341 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,460 I HAVE A LITTLE BOY. 342 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:38,363 >> James: YOUR SON IS UPSTAIRS. 343 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,399 >> SIMPLY SAYS DATING APPS ARE BAD. 344 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:44,036 BUT HE HAD SO MUCH FUN BACK THERE WATCHING YOU AND HE WAS 345 00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:46,872 HARASSING EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT CAME OUT AND HAVING VERY 346 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:48,974 STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT IT. 347 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:54,246 SO IT MADE ME I'M GOING TO SHOW HIM MY CHOICES AND LET HIM 348 00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:56,648 CHOOSE. 349 00:21:56,715 --> 00:22:00,986 >> James: JOSH YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE PRETTY BADLY A FEW MONTHS 350 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:01,820 BACK JOSH. 351 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,488 I CAN'T SEE OR NOTICE ANY DIFFERENCE. 352 00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:05,357 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 353 00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:11,430 >> I WAS WORKING WITH WHAT IS CALLED A WOOD SPLITTER, A GAS 354 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,099 FIRED MACHINE THAT TAKES HUGE PIECES -- 355 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:21,339 >> James: I'VE NEVER FELT LESS MANLY -- I CAN'T EVEN SPELL 356 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:25,010 WOOD SPLITTER LIT ALONE, CARRY ON. 357 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:31,950 >> IT TAKES OLD GROWTH WOOD AND SPLITS IT INTO SMALLER PIECES. 358 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:36,054 UNFORTUNATELY, WOOD HAS ENERGY INSIDE IT, POCKETS OF AIR OR 359 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,255 WHATEVER. 360 00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:43,995 AND IT EXPLODED, TRULY EXPLODED AND ONE OF THE PIECES HIT ME 361 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:48,100 FULL IN THE NOSE TOOK MY NOSE COMPLETELY OFF MY FACE. 362 00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,869 FIRST THING THEY DO IS REBREAK IT. 363 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:54,873 THEY SAY, YOU NEED TO GO TO A FANCY DOCTOR AND HAVE THIS FIXED 364 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,108 PROPERLY RIGHT? 365 00:22:56,174 --> 00:23:01,613 I GO TO THIS INCREDIBLE PLASTIC SURGEON IN LOS ANGELES, I WAS 366 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,148 REALLY MESSED UP. 367 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,117 HE DOES THIS WHOLE PROCESS. 368 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:10,255 HE SHOWS ME PHOTOGRAPHS, I JUST FOUND OUT I WAS GOING BACK ON 369 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:16,061 YELLOWSTONE, THIS IS HOW YOU WILL LOOK AS KEVIN COSTNER WITH 370 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,163 KEVIN COSTNER'S NOSE. 371 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:24,369 HE SHOWS ME MY FACE WITH KEVIN COSTNER'S NOSE. 372 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:27,272 I SAY NO MAN, I WANT MY NOSE! 373 00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,908 HE SAYS WHY WOULD YOU WARRANT YOUR NOSE? 374 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:32,778 YOU COULD HAVE KEVIN'S NOSE. 375 00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:34,179 IT'S COMPLETELY FAKE. 376 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,247 >> IT'S PERFECT. 377 00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:38,950 >> James: IT'S COMPLETELY FAKE? 378 00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:40,719 NO, STOP, WHAT'S IN THERE? 379 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:47,659 >> IT IS A B BIONIC NOSE. 380 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:52,297 IT IS A TERRIFYING INJURY, IT WAS GONE BUT IT'S BACK. 381 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:55,167 >> AT LEAST YOUR EYES WERE OKAY. 382 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:59,938 >> EVERYTHING WAS -- MY FACE WA- >> YOU WOULD BE BLIND THAT WOULD 383 00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:00,939 BE (BLEEP). 384 00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:04,876 >> James: HE'D BE BLIND, THAT WOULD BE (BLEEP)! 385 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,645 YES, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY. 386 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:09,047 THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY. 387 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:13,819 YOU'VE LOST YOUR SIGHT WELL, THAT (BLEEP)! 388 00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:21,927 WELL, JOSH, CON CONGRATS ON YOR NOSE. 389 00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:27,432 NOW KERRY WE'VE GOT TO CONGRATULATE YOU, ON YOUR FILM, 390 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:31,803 THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN. 391 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,839 YOU ARE INCREDIBLE. 392 00:24:33,905 --> 00:24:35,307 WHAT IS IT ABOUT, WHO DO YOU PLAY? 393 00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:38,410 >> SO IT'S ABOUT TWO MEN AND THEY'RE FRIENDS AND ONE OF THEM 394 00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:41,279 DECIDES THAT HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE 395 00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:42,380 OTHER ONE ANYMORE. 396 00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:46,184 SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE A FRIENDSHIP BREAKUP BUT IT'S THE 397 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:47,953 SAME AS A BREAKUP. 398 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:53,391 THE SIEM KIND OF DENIAL, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE PERSON IS 399 00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:56,561 BREAKING UP WITH YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH. 400 00:24:56,628 --> 00:25:03,835 I PLAY COLIN FARRELL'S SISTER IN IT, SHE SEES BOTH POINTS OF 401 00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:08,340 VIEW, CAUGHT BETWEEN THE TWO MEN, PROBABLY MORE INTELLIGENT 402 00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:12,210 THAN THE TWO MEN, I PUT THAT IN. 403 00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:16,181 IT'S FUNNY, MOVING AS WELL, KIND OF SAD ISN'T IT? 404 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:20,886 >> James: I LOVE THE FILM SO MUCH AND HONESTLY, PEOPLE TALK A 405 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:25,190 LOT PARTICULARLY AROUND THIS TIME OF YEAR AS YOU GET SORT OF 406 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:32,063 THIS NOTION OF GIVING GOLD STATUTE, TO PEOPLE, NEVER MORE 407 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:35,734 HAS THIS BEEN MORE TRUE ABOUT YOUR PERFORMANCE IN THIS FILM. 408 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,769 IT'S EXTRAORDINARY. 409 00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:39,304 (APPLAUSE) >> James: THE WHOLE FILM 410 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,140 LIGHTS UP EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON IT. 411 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:46,778 I LOVE THIS MOVIE BUT YOUR PERFORMANCE DESERVES EVERY 412 00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:48,146 SINGLE PRAISE IT'S GETTING. 413 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,215 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN. 414 00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:54,152 STREAMING DECEMBER 13th. 415 00:25:54,219 --> 00:26:00,525 >> HEY WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS GOING ON? 416 00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:03,662 >> YOU CAN'T -- >> YOU CAN'T STOP BEING FRIENDS 417 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:06,665 WITH A FELLA. 418 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:07,866 >> WHY CAN'T I? 419 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:09,801 >> IT'S NOT NICE. 420 00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:13,605 HAS HE SAID ANYTHING TO YOU WHEN HE'S DRUNK? 421 00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:16,441 >> I PREFER HIM WHEN HE'S DRUNK. 422 00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:19,511 >> WHAT'S WRONG THEN? 423 00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:21,046 >> HE'S DULL. 424 00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:22,280 >> HE'S WHAT? 425 00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:28,920 >> HE'S DULL. 426 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:30,989 >> BUT HE'S ALWAYS BEEN DULL. 427 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,258 >> James: STICK AROUND, WE'RE THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK! 428 00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:49,908 >> EVER SEEN DOGS THIS BIG? 429 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:59,884 >> I HAVE. 430 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,887 >> THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE PARK? 431 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:10,929 >> WELL, GUESS THEY DIDN'T BOTHER TELLING THE WOLF THAT. 432 00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:12,998 >> IF THEY DID, HE AIN'T LISTENING. 433 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:24,909 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM 434 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,912 "YELLOWSTONE," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 8:00 ON PARAMOUNT 435 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:28,913 NETWORK. 436 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,016 CONGRATULATIONS ON SEASON 5. 437 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:32,150 THE SHOW IS A SMASH. 438 00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:33,918 YOU ARE THE YOUNGER JOHN DUTTON. 439 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:36,821 WHO IS PLAYED BY KEVIN COSTNER. 440 00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,923 NOW THERE'S A LOT OF CHATTER. 441 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:44,229 FANS ARE INSISTING ON A PREQUEL SPINOFF THAT FEATURES YOU. 442 00:27:44,295 --> 00:27:47,198 THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL. 443 00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:47,999 IT'S THAT GOOD. 444 00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:53,405 SOMEBODY MADE THIS POSTER FOR 1993. 445 00:27:53,471 --> 00:27:54,539 (APPLAUSE) >> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK 446 00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:57,776 ABOUT THIS, IS THIS SOMETHING YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN 447 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:58,576 DOING? 448 00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:00,378 >> COME ON I'D DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT. 449 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,280 IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL JOB. 450 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:07,819 LOOK WHERE WE ARE, WE'RE IN MONTANA ON HORSES TELLING THIS 451 00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:14,359 CRAZY SEMINAL SEVEN GENERATION STORY OF THE ARC TYPAL STORY OF 452 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:22,367 THE DUTTONS, HARRISON FORD WHO IS I GUESS MY GRANDFATHER. 453 00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:24,836 AN EPIC TELEVISION STORY. 454 00:28:24,903 --> 00:28:27,238 OBVIOUSLY I WOULD LOVE TO DO IT. 455 00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:32,577 WHAT'S JOHN DUTT TOFN LIKE IN 1973, WHO IS GOING TO SAY THAT? 456 00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,913 EVERYBODY KNOWS IN 1883, IT STARTS WITH TIM McGRAW AND 457 00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:36,848 WE'RE WORKING OUR WAY FORWARD. 458 00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:40,852 >> James: THE WAY HE MAKES THE SHOW IS ABSOLUTELY 459 00:28:40,919 --> 00:28:41,820 BRILLIANT. 460 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:46,925 CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL THE SUCCESS OF THE SHOW. 461 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:50,195 IT DESERVES ALL THE PLAY. 462 00:28:50,261 --> 00:28:51,329 KERRY I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS. 463 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,899 WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER IN IRELAND, WOULD YOU WRITE LETTERS 464 00:28:54,966 --> 00:29:02,407 TO LIKE HOLLYWOOD HEAVYWEIGHTS, RIGHT? 465 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,409 HOW OLD WERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE DOING THIS? 466 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:06,144 >> I WAS VERY YOUNG. 467 00:29:06,211 --> 00:29:09,347 I DON'T REMEMBE THE TIME WHEN I DIDN'T WANT TO BE AN ACTRESS. 468 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:13,218 I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS. 469 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:18,256 BUT MY MOTHER WOULD GUESS THE VANITY FAIR ISSUE EVERY TIME. 470 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:22,060 I WOULD GO THROUGH THEM EVERY TIME AND YOU WOULD SEE 471 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:25,964 PRODUCTION COMPANIES FOR WHATEVER REASON OR WHATEVER, I 472 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:30,869 WROTE TO MIKE OVITS WHO WAS THE CIA AT THE TIME. 473 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:39,677 AND I WROTE TO ALLEN PARKER, I HAD THE ADDRESS, AND WOULD I SEE 474 00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:42,981 BUGSY MALONE, HE CASTS KIDS AND UNKNOWN. 475 00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:46,584 SO I WROTE TO HIM BUT I NEVER HEARD FROM ANYONE! 476 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:51,289 >> Jmes: BUT THEN YOU DID GO AND WORK WITH ALLEN PARKER 477 00:29:51,356 --> 00:29:52,524 RIGHT? 478 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:55,994 >> TWO YEARS LATER HE COMES TO IRELAND, HE DID AN OPEN CASTING 479 00:29:56,060 --> 00:30:00,632 FOR ANYONE, IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE AN AGENT NEBRASKA PRPB AT ALL 480 00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:03,434 COULD -- HE ANYONE AT ALL COULD COME. 481 00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:11,409 I DIDN'T HAVE MONEY FOR DRAMA SCHOOL, IT WAS MY ONLY SHOT. 482 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:14,445 IT WASN'T A MAIN PART IT WAS A SMALL PART. 483 00:30:14,512 --> 00:30:20,285 >> James: THIS IS FOR ANG ANGELA'S ASHES. 484 00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:21,452 >> YES. 485 00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:24,522 HI NOT EVEN KISSED A GUY AND I PRESSED RIGHT UP AGAINST HIM 486 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:27,425 BECAUSE I WANTED THAT PART SO BAD! 487 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,327 AND I GOT IT! 488 00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:31,896 YAY! 489 00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:36,968 (APPLAUSE) >> THAT'S NOT WHY I GOT IT! 490 00:30:37,035 --> 00:30:42,607 >> James: PLEASE THANK OUR GUESTS, PLEASE STICK AROUND, 491 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,676 JORDAN JENSEN IS HERE WHEN WE COME BACK. 492 00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:04,929 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK. 493 00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:06,931 OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GIFTED STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND 494 00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:08,099 WE'RE HONORED SHE'S CHOSEN OUR SHOW TO MAKE HER LATE-NIGHT 495 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:09,334 DEBUT. 496 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,035 HER BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS PODCAST, "BEIN' IAN WITH JORDAN" 497 00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:12,103 IS AVAILABLE NOW. 498 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:19,043 PLEASE WELCOME, THE DELIGHTFUL, JORDAN JENSEN! 499 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:23,581 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 500 00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:27,051 >> James: HELLO,. 501 00:31:27,118 --> 00:31:29,454 >> HELLO, HI, HELLO, THANK YOU. 502 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:33,825 IT'S NICE TO BE HERE IN L.A., YOU HAVE A LOT OF NICE PEOPLE 503 00:31:33,891 --> 00:31:34,325 HERE. 504 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:34,993 I LIVE IN NEW YORK. 505 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:35,827 THAT'S NICE. 506 00:31:35,893 --> 00:31:37,061 WE'RE NICE TO A LIMIT. 507 00:31:37,128 --> 00:31:41,165 I JUST I THINK I HAD THE MOST NEW YORK STATE THING HAPPENED TO 508 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:43,768 ME THE OTHER DAY IN LIVING IN NEW YORK. 509 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:45,470 I WAS ON THE TRAIN PLATFORM. 510 00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:48,206 THERE WAS A STAMPEDE OF PEOPLE. 511 00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:53,077 I GOT SHOVED DOWN ONTO MY HANDS AND KNEES. 512 00:31:53,144 --> 00:32:01,019 A DUDE PICKED ME UP BY MY ARM PITS, AND SET ME UP AND I SAID 513 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,354 THANK YOU SO MUCH, HE SAID MOVE. 514 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:04,856 AND GOOD! 515 00:32:04,922 --> 00:32:08,660 (APPLAUSE) >> I LIKE NEW YORK, I'M AN ANGRY 516 00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:09,327 GIRL. 517 00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:12,163 I JUST WENT THROUGH A BREAKUP? 518 00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:13,965 ANYBODY DO THAT? 519 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:15,033 YES. 520 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,468 WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ME. 521 00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:22,073 I SAID NO HOMO AFTER, I.T. WAS TOO LATE. 522 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:26,444 I'M ALL RIGHT, I'M OKAY, I PUT A SWEET POTATO OUT OF THE OFTEN, 523 00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:31,049 FOR ABOUT EIGHT MINUTES, I FELL ASLEEP, WE'RE ALL RIGHT. 524 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,451 I'M DIFFICULT TODAY I'M HARD TODAY. 525 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:44,095 I WAS RAISED BY A PACK OF LESBIANS, NOW TO MAKE MY MOM 526 00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:50,034 PISSED I LOOK LIKE DAVID FROM THE LABYRINTH. 527 00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:55,006 THERE'S ONE PERSON IN THE CONVERSATION WHO IS WAIT IF YOUR 528 00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:57,075 MOM'S, FIRST OF ALL, GOOD FOR YOU. 529 00:32:57,141 --> 00:33:02,080 THAT'S BEING -- OKAY, SO IF YOU ARE ALIVE SO YOU DIDN'T EVER HAD 530 00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:06,984 A DAD, I HAD A DAD I HE WAS PISSED HIS WIFE WAS GAY BUT HE 531 00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:08,252 WAS THERE RIGHT? 532 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:11,389 HE WAS BUMMED ABOUT IT WHICH WE GET THAT MAKES SENSE EXCEPT FOR 533 00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:15,927 A LITTLE THING, THE WAY MY FATHER MET MY MOTHER THIS IS 534 00:33:15,993 --> 00:33:19,230 TRUE, HE WAS THE COACH OF HER RUGBY TEAM, OKAY? 535 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:29,474 I WAS LIKE YOU CONTINUE DEDUCE E THAT? 536 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:32,944 SHE WAS LIKE RAMBO 2 RIGHT? 537 00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:37,048 WHEN THEY SPLIT UP THEY STARTED THEIR OWN COMPETING CONSTRUCTION 538 00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:39,417 BUSINESSES, RIGHT, THAT'S NORMAL FOR ME. 539 00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:44,355 IN MY HOME TOWN, THE MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR IS MY FATHER 540 00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:45,990 AND ALSO MY MOTHER, RIGHT? 541 00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:51,929 I DID CARPENTRY FOR MANY YEARS, AND NOW I JUST CONFUSE MEN 542 00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:53,164 CONSTANTLY. 543 00:33:53,231 --> 00:33:58,069 I WENT ON A HINGE DATE RECENT, I WENT IN MY PICKUP TRUCK, THAT 544 00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:02,640 WAS MISTAKE NUMBER 1, MISTAKE NUMBER 2 I WAS ON A BIT OF 545 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,342 MUSHROOMS RIGHT? 546 00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:07,979 BUT I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL I LIVE IN NEW YORK WHERE THERE ARE 547 00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:12,016 PEOPLE THAT ARE SCREAMING STUFF THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. 548 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:15,887 IF YOU ARE AN MUSHROOMS YOU HEAR THEM AND YOU KIND OF AGREE WITH 549 00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:17,088 THEM, OKAY. 550 00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:20,858 I WAS FREAKING OUT ALREADY, I WAS DOING THE BLINK TWO THREE 551 00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:25,096 FOUR, BLINK TWO THREE FOUR AND THIS DUDE GETS ON THE TRAIN HE 552 00:34:25,163 --> 00:34:32,737 JUST STARTS SCREAMING CHAOS RIGHT, I SCRAMBLED TO GET MY EAR 553 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:38,543 PODS OUT AND HE YELLED, SKIN ISN'T REAL, YEP I KNOW IT, I'VE 554 00:34:38,609 --> 00:34:41,212 BEEN THINKING IT ALL DAY DUDE! 555 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:52,757 BUT IT WAS A HINGE DATE, IT'S LIKE DON'T TREAD ON ME, THIS IS 556 00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:57,061 MY CAT MALCOLM X. 557 00:34:57,128 --> 00:35:03,067 HE WAS 5 FOOT 6 OR LESS. 558 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:08,105 IS MY DEPTH PERCEPTION UP, SHOULDN'T HE BE GETTING BIGGER 559 00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:12,577 AS HE IS APPROACHING ME? 560 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:14,645 (LAUGHTER) >> OKAY I DID SLEEP WITH THAT 561 00:35:14,712 --> 00:35:16,848 MAN, I HAD SEX WITH HIM. 562 00:35:16,914 --> 00:35:19,750 WHAT HAPPENED, WAS WE WENT BACK TO HIS PLACE AND WE WERE LOOKING 563 00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:25,156 UP AND WE WERE HAVING LIKE YOU KNOW ABOUT SMASHY SEX? 564 00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:25,923 RIGHT? 565 00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:28,259 IN YOUR 20s THERE IS NO SMASHY SEX. 566 00:35:28,326 --> 00:35:31,229 WE WENT FROM THE COUCH TO THE BED IT'S LIKE A COMMUNITY PLAY A 567 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,497 LITTLE BIT. 568 00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:36,133 ONCE YOU HIT 30, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT 569 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:36,968 THEM. 570 00:35:37,034 --> 00:35:40,538 YOU JUST WANT TO FORGET IT, RIGHT? 571 00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:44,976 DO YOU EVER WATCH A BOX MATCH OR AN MMA FIGHT? 572 00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:49,447 THEY'RE BEATING BEATING BEATING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL AT THE 573 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:54,452 SAME TIME I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, THEY BOTH GET TIRED OUT 574 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,655 AND SILENTLY AGREE TO LEAN ON EACH OTHER FOR A MINUTE OR TWO. 575 00:35:57,722 --> 00:36:01,726 WHAT IS IT, SNUGGLING OR SOMETHING? 576 00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:02,960 THAT'S CUTEST THING. 577 00:36:03,027 --> 00:36:08,032 YOU GOT OTAKE MY WEIGHT BROTHER YOU GOT TO HOLD ME UP, YOU ARE 578 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:13,304 GOING TO GET IT IN A SECOND BUT WE'RE GOING TO GET THERE. 579 00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:18,276 IN YOUR 20S YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE ON TOP, IN YOUR 580 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:22,280 30S, GET ENOUGH MOMENTUM THAT I FORGET MY FATHER'S DYING, YOU'LL 581 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:23,714 SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE. 582 00:36:23,781 --> 00:36:32,056 WHAT HAPPENS IS WE'RE GOING AT IT AND MY KNEE WENT THROUGH HIS 583 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:37,461 DRYWALL, OOPSY POOPSY, IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. 584 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:48,039 I WAS VERY CHI CHIFL ROUSE. 585 00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:51,943 HE WAS LIKE WITH THE TRUCK AND THE TOOLTS, HE'S SAYING ARE YOU 586 00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:53,911 SURE YOU'RE NOT GAY? 587 00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:56,347 I GOT REAL DEFENSIVE. 588 00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:59,850 LISTEN UP LITTLE GUY, YOU WERE HAVING A PRETTY GOOD TIME 589 00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:03,421 BUMPING UGLIES, HE WAS YES. 590 00:37:03,487 --> 00:37:07,058 MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR. 591 00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:10,995 YOU ARE THE ONE THAT'S LOOKING UP WITH THE HANDY MAN, ARE YOU 592 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,063 SURE YOU'RE NOT GAY? 593 00:37:14,231 --> 00:37:16,867 >> James: IT WAS SO GOOD. 594 00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:21,405 JORDAN JENSEN EVERYBODY. 595 00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:22,540 YOU CAN SEE HER LIVE THIS WEEKEND AT THE TACOMA COMEDY 596 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:23,441 CLUB. 597 00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:24,508 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 598 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:38,456 >> James: WELCOME BACK, WE'RE HERE WITH SUSAN AND HER DATE. 599 00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:46,931 AND WE'RE ALL DYING TO KNOW HOW IT WENT. 600 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,332 SUSAN, DID YOU HAVE A NICE TIME? 601 00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:50,101 >> WE'RE BOTH FROM OKLAHOMA. 602 00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:52,470 >> WENT TO THE SAME COLLEGE. 603 00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:54,772 >>James: ACTUAL CHILLS. 604 00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:58,943 ACTUAL CHILLS. 605 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:00,277 JAMES DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME? 606 00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:05,349 >> I HAD A GREAT TIME WITH SUSAN, IT WAS AWESOME. 607 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:07,952 >> James: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF OUR CORPORATE BATTLE COIN? 608 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:11,956 >> A LITTLE CHILLY, BUT WE MADE IT THROUGH. 609 00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:13,157 THE CONVERSATION WAS WARMING. 610 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:14,692 >> YOU KNOW ME. 611 00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:15,926 >> James: I KNOW SUSAN. 612 00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:21,198 I HAVE ONE LAST QUESTION FOR YOU, JAMES, SUSAN, GIVE ME YOUR 613 00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:21,766 HANDS. 614 00:38:21,832 --> 00:38:22,767 I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST. 615 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:25,236 NO POINT DOING THIS IF YOU ARE NOT BEING HONEST. 616 00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:27,972 SO OFTEN THE COUNT OF THREE I WOULD LIKE YOU BOTH TO SAY IF 617 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,840 YOU WOULD LIKE THERE TO BE A SECOND DATE. 618 00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:32,643 SO IS IT A YES OR A NO, READY? 619 00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,578 ONE TWO THREE. 620 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:35,413 >> YES. 621 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:35,946 >> YES. 622 00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:37,481 >> James: OH! 623 00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:39,450 AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! 624 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:41,419 LOVE IS IN THE AIR. 625 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,988 BLESS YOU SUSAN, WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 626 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:46,991 THANK YOU JAMES YOU ARE A ABSOLUTE STAR. 627 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,927 I LEAVE YOU TO TAKE US OUT. 628 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,996 REGGIE, TAKE US HOME!