♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN
♪ ON THE SHOW TONIGHT DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY
♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT
♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
ALL THE WAY FROM HAMILTON, MONTANA,
GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY...
JAMES CORDEN!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: THANK YOU FOR
STOPPING BY, BLESS YOU, BLESS ALL OF YOU, WE APPRECIATE YOU
BEING HERE.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW
YOU KNOW HIM FROM "FORD VS.
FERRARI," "SWEET HOME ALABAMA," AND THE SMASH HIT SERIES,
"YELLOWSTONE," THE EVER CHARMING, JOSH LUCAS!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: YOU KNOW HER FROM "RAY
DONOVAN," "BETTER CALL SAUL," AND HER CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED
PERFORMANCE IN "THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN," THE DAZZLING, KERRY
CONDON!
CHIERP >> James: SHE'S A TREMENDOUSLY
TALENTED STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND WE'RE THRILLED SHE'LL BE MAKING
HER LATE-NIGHT DEBUT HERE WITH US TONIGHT, THE HILARIOUS JORDAN
JENSEN!
TON SHOW, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: REGGIE, ARE YOU READY?
THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" ROLL THE TITLES!
Captioning sponsored by CBS
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH!
♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ >> James: I LOVE THIS!
I'VE GOT A GIFT HERE FROM LOU, LOU'S UP, HE'S ORGANIZING THE
PARTY.
ORGANIZING THE PARTY TONIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO PARTY
TONIGHT!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: OH, MY GOD!
LOU HAS ABSOLUTELY -- HANG ON.
LOU HAS -- DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
>> I DO.
>> James: A CALENDAR, IT'S 12 MONTHS OF MARK!
LOOK AT THAT!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: I MEAN, MARK!
I HONESTLY -- LOOK!
HA HA HA!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: MARK, MARK, THIS IS !
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SURF BOARD!
I LOVE IT, BLESS YOU MARK, YOU ARE THE GREATEST.
IT'S THAT TIME.
IT'S SOMETIME FOR THE NEWS!
RAFAEL WARNOCK DEFEATED REPUBLICAN
HERSCHEL WALKER IN THE GEORGIA RUNOFF LAST NIGHT, GIVING
DEMOCRATS A 51 TO 49 SEAT MAJORITY IN THE SENATE.
EXPERTS SAY THE KEY TO WARNOCK'S VICTORY WAS THAT HE WASN'T
HERSCHEL WALKER.
IF REVELATIONS FROM THE PAST HAVE
TOLD US ANYTHING, HERSCHEL WALKER IS NEVER ONE TO PULL OUT
EARLY.
MOVING ON, EARLIER TODAY ELON MUSK BRIEFLY LOST THE TITLE OF
"WORLD'S RICHEST MAN."
IT'S TRUE, MUSK'S NET WORTH FELL TO $185.3 BILLION.
I HOPE HE'S OKAY.
MUSK WAS OVERTAKEN BY BERNARD ARNAULT, C.E.O. OF LOUIS
VUITTON'S PARENT COMPANY.
THE KEY TO HIS WEALTH?
NOT WASTING TENS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BUYING TWITTER.
>> James: HERE'S THE THING.
WITH A NAME LIKE BERNARD ARNAULT YOU HAVE TO BE FILTHY RICH.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BERNARD ARNUALT OUT THERE PULLING A
DOUBLE-SHIFT DOWN AT THE PLANT.
AND FINALLY, A SHREK RAVE IS NOT TOURING AUSTRALIA.
THE PARTY FEATURES SHREK-THEMED MUSIC, FREE GREEN ACCESSORIES
AND A PRIZE FOR THE BEST SHREK-INSPIRED COSTUME.
TAKE A LOOK...
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: AT THE RATE THEY
SERVE SOMETHING LIKE SHREK JUICE TO DRINK RIGHT?
PLUS FREE GREEN GLOW STICKS FREE GREEN FAIRY FLOSS, AND A
FREE GREEN GLITTER BAR.
AND AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, MULTIPLE POOLS OF GREEN VOMIT.
I WILL SAY THIS.
THINGS CAN GET PRETTY HOT AT A RAVE, SO I IMAGINE THERE WILL BE
A LOT OF PEOPLE HOOKING UP FOR SOME"CASUAL SHREKS."
AND THAT'S THE NEWS!
NOW WE HAVE VERY SAD ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU.
THERE IS A BRAND-NEW SEASON OF CARPOOL KARAOKE DROPPING TODAY
ON APPLE PLUS.
BEST SEASON WE'VE DONE SO STAR, INCREDIBLE GUESTS INCLUDING SOME
OF OUR MOST UNEXPECTED YET.
TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF.
>> ARE YOU READY TO KARAOKE?
♪ ♪ ♪ >> IT WAS A DREAM I USED TO BE
ON MAGAZINE ♪ ♪ THE INNOCENCE I'VE KNOWN ♪
♪ MM BAMPLET, ♪ ♪ ♪ AND I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF ♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: GO CHECK IT OUT TODAY IT'S ON APPLE TV PLUS,
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK NOW.
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, I SIMPLY I LOVE, LOVE.
AND NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN HELPING MY AMAZING SINGLE
COLLEAGUES FIND THEIR PERFECT MATCH.
SO TONIGHT, I THOUGHT WE'D PLAY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES ON THE
SHOW, THIS IS "LATE LATE LIVE TINDER."
♪ ♪ ♪ >> IT'S LATE LATE LIVE TINDER.
>> James: AND WE ARE IN FOR A TREAT GUYS!
BECAUSE THE PERSON WE ARE SETTING UP ON A DATE IS
EXTREMELY NEAR AND DEAR TO ALL OF OUR HEARTS.
WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER.
SHE'S BEEN AT THE SHOW SINCE THE DAY 1, GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO
SUSAN FROM THE AUDIO DEPARTMENT!
LET'S DO IT, OKAY?
(APPLAUSE) >> James: SUSAN THIS WAY.
I KNOW YOU WORK IN SOUND BUT THOSE ARE THE CAMERAS AND WE'RE
ON IT RIGHT NOW.
WHEN IT COMES TO A PARTNER WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?
>> KINDNESS, HONESTY.
RELIABILITY.
>> James: YOU KNOW THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU CAN ONLY SEE
THEIR FACES, RIGHT?
>> IT'S NOT GOING TO MATTER.
>> James: I'M VERY CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE ALL LOVE YOU ON THIS SHOW?
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: TALKING THE TRUTH.
ALL RIGHT HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.
MEN WILL COME OUT AND USING THIS FOAM FINGER, THANK YOU ALLEN,
YOU GLORIOUS BALL OF SEX, YOU WILL WEAR THIS FINGER, YOU WILL
SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU LIKE THE GUY OR LEFT IF YOU DON'T.
GUYS WHO GET A RIGHT SWIPE WILL TAKE A SEAT ON ONE OF THESE
CHAIRS.
GUYS WHO GET A LEFT WILL FALL INTO THIS BALL PIT OF HIDEOUS
REJECTION.
WRITE OUT THE FIRST GUY!
♪ ♪ >> James: OKAY, THIS IS COLE,
WHAT ARE YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS, SUSAN?
>> HE'S CUTE HE HAS NICE HAIR, HE HAS BLUE EYES I THINK.
>> James: I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU SEE SUSAN.
>> BUT HE WAS YOUNGER THAN I WOULD NORMALLY --
>> James: YOUNGER THAN YOU WOULD NORMALLY GO FOR.
IT IS A SOLID JAW LINE.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING SWIPE RIGHT OR SWIPE LEFT?
OH COLE I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY COLE!
SEE YOU.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: WOW WOW WOW.
FOR A MOMENT THERE, FOR A MOMENT THERE WE WERE SORT OF REGRETTING
IT AND THEN HE DABBED INTO THE POOL AND EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU'VE
MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE SUSAN OKAY?
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: OKAY.
I LIKE JAMES A LOT!
WHAT'S YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS ABOUT JAMES OVER HERE?
>> JAMES IS COUTH.
>> James: NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.
AND I THINK UNDERNEATH THAT TEE SHIRT HE IS ABSOLUTELY RIPPED!
I REALLY DO.
YOU COULD GREAT CHEESE ON HIS -- GRATE CHEESE ON HIS AB AS MUCH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I'LL SWIPE RIGHT!
>> James: ALL RIGHT LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.
(LAUGHTER) >> OH MY GOD!
>> James: I SWEAR TO GOD SUSAN IF YOU DON'T DO IT, I
WILL!
SEE YAH!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: GOOD NEWS BUDDY.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.
OKAY.
JUSTIN.
OKAY.
I -- JUSTIN DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU'RE HERE TODAY?
(LAUGHTER) >> James: THERE IS NO WAY --
JUSTIN LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF LAWYER IN A KID'S MOVIE AND
TURNS OUT TO BE THE BAD GUY!
WHAT ARE YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS?
>> I LIKE THE JACKET.
>> James: DO YOU?
>> NAU, SORRY, JUSTIN.
>> James: PAY THE MAN THE RESPECT HE DESERVES.
HE TOOK A BREAK FROM HOSTING SURVIVOR, TO BE HERE TONIGHT!
>> TRUE.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SWIPE LEFT OR RIGHT?
SORRY JUSTIN.
SORRY BUDDY, GOOD-BYE.
LET'S BRING IN THE NEXT CONTESTANT.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: OKAY MARK IS 64 AND
I CAN'T WORK OUT WHETHER MARK HAS BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR 20 YEARS
OR HE'S A BILLIONAIRE!
IT'S HARD TO SAY.
HE'S GOT BILLIONAIRE ENERGY, I KNOW THAT.
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
I DO LIKE A GOOD SOLID SILVER FOX.
>> THINKING THAT TOO.
>> James: HE'S 64, HIS EYES SAY 69.
ARE YOU SWIPING RIGHT OR LEFT?
IT'S UP TO YOU SUSAN.
>> I'LL GO RIGHT.
>> James: GO TAKE A SEAT PLEASE!
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: OH TOMMY.
I DON'T KNOW, TOMMY CAN PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.
>> HE LOOKS LIKE IT.
>> James: IF HE DOESN'T, HE LIES ABOUT WHETHER HE DOES!
BUT WHAT ARE OUR THOUGHTS SUSAN?
ARE WE GOING RIGHT OR LEFT?
>> SORRY TOMMY.
JUDGE HE'S DEVASTATED!
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HI, PETER, YOU
CAN'T SPEAK, PETER, YOU CAN'T SPEAK!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT PETER DOES FOR A LIVING BUT IT WOULDN'T
SURPRISE ME IF HE WAS A YOUTUBE MAGICIAN.
HE'S GOT THAT ENERGY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I GOES TO A CAR AND HE PULSE A SHEET AND THE WHOLE THING IS NOT
THERE.
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
>> LET'S KEEP HIM.
>> James: OH PETER TAKE A SEAT!
NOW YOU FILLED THE SEATS.
THE SEATS ARE FULL.
HOWEVER, WE HAVE ONE MORE CONTESTANT..
AND IF YOU WERE TO PREFER THIS CONTESTANT YOU COULD SWAP OUT
PETER MARK OR JAMES FOR THIS CONTESTANT.
OKAY?
LET'S BRING OUT OUR LAST CONTESTANT.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: CHRIS, THANK YOU
FOR BEING HERE.
WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE IS A BUSY TIME OF YEAR.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: WHAT ARE YOUR
THOUGHTS, SUSAN?
TELL US WHAT YOU'RE THINKING?
>> I LIKE THE SWEATER AND HE'S A CUTE GUY.
>> James: NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT.
BUT IS HE CUTER THAN PETER OR MARK?
>> SORRY.
>> James: SORRY CHRIS, BACK YOU GO!
BUT LOOK, IT DOES MEAN WE CAN GET RID OF THAT, BECAUSE WE HAVE
OUR FINAL THREE CONTESTANTS!
ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S THE THING SUSAN.
WE'VE SEEN WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE BUT WE CAN NOW ASK THEM A
QUESTION.
OKAY?
YOU CAN ASK ONE QUESTION WHICH ALL THREE WILL ANSWER.
WHAT SORT OF THING DO YOU THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW?
>> WHAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU'VE DONE FOR SOMEONE.
>> James: OKAY, SO WHAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU'VE
DONE FOR SOMEONE, PETER?
INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND ANSWER THE QUESTION.
>> HELLO MY NAME IS PETER AND THE MOST ROMANTIC THING THAT
I'VE EVER DONE, I OFFERED TO MOVE TO OKLAHOMA TO BE WITH MY
EX.
>> OH, WOW -- >> IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN TO
OKLAHOMA -- >> HOW DID THAT WORK GO?
>> I'M HERE.
>> James: OKAY MARK INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND ANSWER THE
QUESTION.
>> MY NAME IS MARK.
I LOVE TO BE JUST VERY SPONTANEOUS WHATEVER I DO AND
IT'S REALLY THE FLOW OF THE MOMENT HOW I FEEL.
SO IT'S DIFFERENT PEOPLE I GET A DIFFERENT VIBE FROM.
BUT I'D SAY SETTING UP THE CANDLES DOWN ON THE BEACH,
WALKING DOWN THE BEACH HAND IN HAND AND THEN HAVING SOMEONE
COOK A LITTLE BARBECUE IN THE FIRE PIT DOWN THERE.
DEFINITELY BREAK OUT SOME COCKTAILS AND WE'LL█ JUST GO FRM
THERE.
>> OKAY, THAT WAS NICE.
>> James: AND NOW LET'S GO TO JAMES.
JAMES PLEASE INTRODUCING YOURSELF AND WHAT IS THE MOST
ROMANTIC THING YOU'VE EVER DONE.
>> HELLO SUSAN, MY NAME IS JMES.
>> HI.
>> WELL, IT'S CHRISTMASTIME AND THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I'VE
DONE IS I STAGED A 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS NOR THE LADY THAT I
WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH.
SO EVERY DAY, LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS, I WOULD HAVE A
SPECIAL GIFT OR A SPECIAL SCAVENGER HUNT THING SHE WOULD
HAVE TO DO TO GO AND FIND AND THEN THE 25th WAS WHEN THE BIG
GIFT WAS REVEELTD AND SHE WOULD HAVE ALL HER 11 GIFTS FROM THE
DAYS PRIOR.
>> NICE!
(APPLAUSE) >> WOW!
YEAH!
>> James: I MEAN COME ON!
>> IT'S A LOT, YEAH.
>> James: THE TIME IS COME.
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE?
>> THIS IS HARD, THIS IS TOUGH.
ONE OF THE TOUGHEST THINGS IN MY LIFE!
>> James: YOU'RE SO FULL OF (BLEEP) I MEAN!
SUSAN WHO'S IT GOING TO BE?
>> JAMES.
>> James: JAMES.
I'M SORRY PETER, JAMES, COME ON DOWN, COME DOWN AND MEET IT.
GIVE IT UP FOR JAMES EVERYBODY!
NICE TO SEE YOU.
WHAT A PLEASURE.
THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS.
SUSAN, JAMES, JAMES, SUSAN.
>> I'M A HUGGER, I'M SORRY.
>> James: GO FOR IT JAMES!
THESE ARE THE GUYS.
NOW THE MAGIC TRULY BEGINS BECAUSE WE ARE SENDING YOU TWO
LOVE BIRDS ON A DECADENT DATE ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL!
TO OUR CORPORATE PATIO.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE.
OFF YOU GO WE'RE GOING TO CHECK IN WITH YOU LATER.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SUSAN AND JAMES!
OFF YOU GO!
THAT WAS LATE LATE NIGHT TINDER.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
SHE STARS IN" THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN PLEASE WELCOME KERRY
CONDON.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HAVE A SEAT.
HE STARS IN "YELLOWSTONE," JOSH LUCAS!
>> Reggie: IT'S JOSH LUCAS!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HAVE A SEAT PLEASE.
BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US.
NOW DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE SUSAN AS SHE PASSED THROUGH GREEN
ROOM?
DO YOU THINK SHE DID WELL, DID SHE PICK THE RIGHT GUY?
>> HE WAS TALKING ABOUT CANDLES ON THE BEACH, THAT'S NOT GOING
TO WORK OUT, THEY BLOW OUT.
IT'S A RIMS IDEA RIGHT?
>> James: KERRY YOU ARE A SINGLE IRISH WOMAN, YOU LIVE
HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
HOW ARE THE DATING ISSUES, WHAT ARE THE WHAT I WOULD CALL
AMERICAN MEN?
>> I'D HAVE TO SAY, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S DATING, IF IT'S TEXTING.
IF THAT'S ALL THEY WANT TO DID IS TEXT.
IF IT'S LIKE MEETING UP, OH SHE'S NAGGING ME.
>> James: YOU'RE KIDDING ME!
>> I HAVE NEVER MET UP WITH ANYBODY.
OTHER THAN THAT, I'VE NEVER MET UP WITH ANYBODY.
I'VE NEVER GONE ON A DATE.
>> James: JUST A LOT OF TEXTING?
AND THAT'S IT?
>> JUST CANCELLED TWO HOURS BEFORE BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED.
>> James: STOP.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THEY'RE MRRIED.
>> James: THERE IS THAT, THERE IS THAT!
>> WHAT CAN I SAY FOR MYSELF.
>> I'M BEING COY ABOUT THIS ONE.
I HAVE A LITTLE BOY.
>> James: YOUR SON IS UPSTAIRS.
>> SIMPLY SAYS DATING APPS ARE BAD.
BUT HE HAD SO MUCH FUN BACK THERE WATCHING YOU AND HE WAS
HARASSING EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT CAME OUT AND HAVING VERY
STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT IT.
SO IT MADE ME I'M GOING TO SHOW HIM MY CHOICES AND LET HIM
CHOOSE.
>> James: JOSH YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE PRETTY BADLY A FEW MONTHS
BACK JOSH.
I CAN'T SEE OR NOTICE ANY DIFFERENCE.
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
>> I WAS WORKING WITH WHAT IS CALLED A WOOD SPLITTER, A GAS
FIRED MACHINE THAT TAKES HUGE PIECES --
>> James: I'VE NEVER FELT LESS MANLY -- I CAN'T EVEN SPELL
WOOD SPLITTER LIT ALONE, CARRY ON.
>> IT TAKES OLD GROWTH WOOD AND SPLITS IT INTO SMALLER PIECES.
UNFORTUNATELY, WOOD HAS ENERGY INSIDE IT, POCKETS OF AIR OR
WHATEVER.
AND IT EXPLODED, TRULY EXPLODED AND ONE OF THE PIECES HIT ME
FULL IN THE NOSE TOOK MY NOSE COMPLETELY OFF MY FACE.
FIRST THING THEY DO IS REBREAK IT.
THEY SAY, YOU NEED TO GO TO A FANCY DOCTOR AND HAVE THIS FIXED
PROPERLY RIGHT?
I GO TO THIS INCREDIBLE PLASTIC SURGEON IN LOS ANGELES, I WAS
REALLY MESSED UP.
HE DOES THIS WHOLE PROCESS.
HE SHOWS ME PHOTOGRAPHS, I JUST FOUND OUT I WAS GOING BACK ON
YELLOWSTONE, THIS IS HOW YOU WILL LOOK AS KEVIN COSTNER WITH
KEVIN COSTNER'S NOSE.
HE SHOWS ME MY FACE WITH KEVIN COSTNER'S NOSE.
I SAY NO MAN, I WANT MY NOSE!
HE SAYS WHY WOULD YOU WARRANT YOUR NOSE?
YOU COULD HAVE KEVIN'S NOSE.
IT'S COMPLETELY FAKE.
>> IT'S PERFECT.
>> James: IT'S COMPLETELY FAKE?
NO, STOP, WHAT'S IN THERE?
>> IT IS A B BIONIC NOSE.
IT IS A TERRIFYING INJURY, IT WAS GONE BUT IT'S BACK.
>> AT LEAST YOUR EYES WERE OKAY.
>> EVERYTHING WAS -- MY FACE WA- >> YOU WOULD BE BLIND THAT WOULD
BE (BLEEP).
>> James: HE'D BE BLIND, THAT WOULD BE (BLEEP)!
YES, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY.
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY.
YOU'VE LOST YOUR SIGHT WELL, THAT (BLEEP)!
WELL, JOSH, CON CONGRATS ON YOR NOSE.
NOW KERRY WE'VE GOT TO CONGRATULATE YOU, ON YOUR FILM,
THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN.
YOU ARE INCREDIBLE.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT, WHO DO YOU PLAY?
>> SO IT'S ABOUT TWO MEN AND THEY'RE FRIENDS AND ONE OF THEM
DECIDES THAT HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE
OTHER ONE ANYMORE.
SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE A FRIENDSHIP BREAKUP BUT IT'S THE
SAME AS A BREAKUP.
THE SIEM KIND OF DENIAL, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE PERSON IS
BREAKING UP WITH YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH.
I PLAY COLIN FARRELL'S SISTER IN IT, SHE SEES BOTH POINTS OF
VIEW, CAUGHT BETWEEN THE TWO MEN, PROBABLY MORE INTELLIGENT
THAN THE TWO MEN, I PUT THAT IN.
IT'S FUNNY, MOVING AS WELL, KIND OF SAD ISN'T IT?
>> James: I LOVE THE FILM SO MUCH AND HONESTLY, PEOPLE TALK A
LOT PARTICULARLY AROUND THIS TIME OF YEAR AS YOU GET SORT OF
THIS NOTION OF GIVING GOLD STATUTE, TO PEOPLE, NEVER MORE
HAS THIS BEEN MORE TRUE ABOUT YOUR PERFORMANCE IN THIS FILM.
IT'S EXTRAORDINARY.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: THE WHOLE FILM
LIGHTS UP EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON IT.
I LOVE THIS MOVIE BUT YOUR PERFORMANCE DESERVES EVERY
SINGLE PRAISE IT'S GETTING.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN.
STREAMING DECEMBER 13th.
>> HEY WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS GOING ON?
>> YOU CAN'T -- >> YOU CAN'T STOP BEING FRIENDS
WITH A FELLA.
>> WHY CAN'T I?
>> IT'S NOT NICE.
HAS HE SAID ANYTHING TO YOU WHEN HE'S DRUNK?
>> I PREFER HIM WHEN HE'S DRUNK.
>> WHAT'S WRONG THEN?
>> HE'S DULL.
>> HE'S WHAT?
>> HE'S DULL.
>> BUT HE'S ALWAYS BEEN DULL.
>> James: STICK AROUND, WE'RE THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK!
>> EVER SEEN DOGS THIS BIG?
>> I HAVE.
>> THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE PARK?
>> WELL, GUESS THEY DIDN'T BOTHER TELLING THE WOLF THAT.
>> IF THEY DID, HE AIN'T LISTENING.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM
"YELLOWSTONE," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 8:00 ON PARAMOUNT
NETWORK.
CONGRATULATIONS ON SEASON 5.
THE SHOW IS A SMASH.
YOU ARE THE YOUNGER JOHN DUTTON.
WHO IS PLAYED BY KEVIN COSTNER.
NOW THERE'S A LOT OF CHATTER.
FANS ARE INSISTING ON A PREQUEL SPINOFF THAT FEATURES YOU.
THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL.
IT'S THAT GOOD.
SOMEBODY MADE THIS POSTER FOR 1993.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THIS, IS THIS SOMETHING YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN
DOING?
>> COME ON I'D DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT.
IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL JOB.
LOOK WHERE WE ARE, WE'RE IN MONTANA ON HORSES TELLING THIS
CRAZY SEMINAL SEVEN GENERATION STORY OF THE ARC TYPAL STORY OF
THE DUTTONS, HARRISON FORD WHO IS I GUESS MY GRANDFATHER.
AN EPIC TELEVISION STORY.
OBVIOUSLY I WOULD LOVE TO DO IT.
WHAT'S JOHN DUTT TOFN LIKE IN 1973, WHO IS GOING TO SAY THAT?
EVERYBODY KNOWS IN 1883, IT STARTS WITH TIM McGRAW AND
WE'RE WORKING OUR WAY FORWARD.
>> James: THE WAY HE MAKES THE SHOW IS ABSOLUTELY
BRILLIANT.
CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL THE SUCCESS OF THE SHOW.
IT DESERVES ALL THE PLAY.
KERRY I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER IN IRELAND, WOULD YOU WRITE LETTERS
TO LIKE HOLLYWOOD HEAVYWEIGHTS, RIGHT?
HOW OLD WERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE DOING THIS?
>> I WAS VERY YOUNG.
I DON'T REMEMBE THE TIME WHEN I DIDN'T WANT TO BE AN ACTRESS.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS.
BUT MY MOTHER WOULD GUESS THE VANITY FAIR ISSUE EVERY TIME.
I WOULD GO THROUGH THEM EVERY TIME AND YOU WOULD SEE
PRODUCTION COMPANIES FOR WHATEVER REASON OR WHATEVER, I
WROTE TO MIKE OVITS WHO WAS THE CIA AT THE TIME.
AND I WROTE TO ALLEN PARKER, I HAD THE ADDRESS, AND WOULD I SEE
BUGSY MALONE, HE CASTS KIDS AND UNKNOWN.
SO I WROTE TO HIM BUT I NEVER HEARD FROM ANYONE!
>> Jmes: BUT THEN YOU DID GO AND WORK WITH ALLEN PARKER
RIGHT?
>> TWO YEARS LATER HE COMES TO IRELAND, HE DID AN OPEN CASTING
FOR ANYONE, IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE AN AGENT NEBRASKA PRPB AT ALL
COULD -- HE ANYONE AT ALL COULD COME.
I DIDN'T HAVE MONEY FOR DRAMA SCHOOL, IT WAS MY ONLY SHOT.
IT WASN'T A MAIN PART IT WAS A SMALL PART.
>> James: THIS IS FOR ANG ANGELA'S ASHES.
>> YES.
HI NOT EVEN KISSED A GUY AND I PRESSED RIGHT UP AGAINST HIM
BECAUSE I WANTED THAT PART SO BAD!
AND I GOT IT!
YAY!
(APPLAUSE) >> THAT'S NOT WHY I GOT IT!
>> James: PLEASE THANK OUR GUESTS, PLEASE STICK AROUND,
JORDAN JENSEN IS HERE WHEN WE COME BACK.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GIFTED STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND
WE'RE HONORED SHE'S CHOSEN OUR SHOW TO MAKE HER LATE-NIGHT
DEBUT.
HER BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS PODCAST, "BEIN' IAN WITH JORDAN"
IS AVAILABLE NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME, THE DELIGHTFUL, JORDAN JENSEN!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: HELLO,.
>> HELLO, HI, HELLO, THANK YOU.
IT'S NICE TO BE HERE IN L.A., YOU HAVE A LOT OF NICE PEOPLE
HERE.
I LIVE IN NEW YORK.
THAT'S NICE.
WE'RE NICE TO A LIMIT.
I JUST I THINK I HAD THE MOST NEW YORK STATE THING HAPPENED TO
ME THE OTHER DAY IN LIVING IN NEW YORK.
I WAS ON THE TRAIN PLATFORM.
THERE WAS A STAMPEDE OF PEOPLE.
I GOT SHOVED DOWN ONTO MY HANDS AND KNEES.
A DUDE PICKED ME UP BY MY ARM PITS, AND SET ME UP AND I SAID
THANK YOU SO MUCH, HE SAID MOVE.
AND GOOD!
(APPLAUSE) >> I LIKE NEW YORK, I'M AN ANGRY
GIRL.
I JUST WENT THROUGH A BREAKUP?
ANYBODY DO THAT?
YES.
WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ME.
I SAID NO HOMO AFTER, I.T. WAS TOO LATE.
I'M ALL RIGHT, I'M OKAY, I PUT A SWEET POTATO OUT OF THE OFTEN,
FOR ABOUT EIGHT MINUTES, I FELL ASLEEP, WE'RE ALL RIGHT.
I'M DIFFICULT TODAY I'M HARD TODAY.
I WAS RAISED BY A PACK OF LESBIANS, NOW TO MAKE MY MOM
PISSED I LOOK LIKE DAVID FROM THE LABYRINTH.
THERE'S ONE PERSON IN THE CONVERSATION WHO IS WAIT IF YOUR
MOM'S, FIRST OF ALL, GOOD FOR YOU.
THAT'S BEING -- OKAY, SO IF YOU ARE ALIVE SO YOU DIDN'T EVER HAD
A DAD, I HAD A DAD I HE WAS PISSED HIS WIFE WAS GAY BUT HE
WAS THERE RIGHT?
HE WAS BUMMED ABOUT IT WHICH WE GET THAT MAKES SENSE EXCEPT FOR
A LITTLE THING, THE WAY MY FATHER MET MY MOTHER THIS IS
TRUE, HE WAS THE COACH OF HER RUGBY TEAM, OKAY?
I WAS LIKE YOU CONTINUE DEDUCE E THAT?
SHE WAS LIKE RAMBO 2 RIGHT?
WHEN THEY SPLIT UP THEY STARTED THEIR OWN COMPETING CONSTRUCTION
BUSINESSES, RIGHT, THAT'S NORMAL FOR ME.
IN MY HOME TOWN, THE MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR IS MY FATHER
AND ALSO MY MOTHER, RIGHT?
I DID CARPENTRY FOR MANY YEARS, AND NOW I JUST CONFUSE MEN
CONSTANTLY.
I WENT ON A HINGE DATE RECENT, I WENT IN MY PICKUP TRUCK, THAT
WAS MISTAKE NUMBER 1, MISTAKE NUMBER 2 I WAS ON A BIT OF
MUSHROOMS RIGHT?
BUT I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL I LIVE IN NEW YORK WHERE THERE ARE
PEOPLE THAT ARE SCREAMING STUFF THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.
IF YOU ARE AN MUSHROOMS YOU HEAR THEM AND YOU KIND OF AGREE WITH
THEM, OKAY.
I WAS FREAKING OUT ALREADY, I WAS DOING THE BLINK TWO THREE
FOUR, BLINK TWO THREE FOUR AND THIS DUDE GETS ON THE TRAIN HE
JUST STARTS SCREAMING CHAOS RIGHT, I SCRAMBLED TO GET MY EAR
PODS OUT AND HE YELLED, SKIN ISN'T REAL, YEP I KNOW IT, I'VE
BEEN THINKING IT ALL DAY DUDE!
BUT IT WAS A HINGE DATE, IT'S LIKE DON'T TREAD ON ME, THIS IS
MY CAT MALCOLM X.
HE WAS 5 FOOT 6 OR LESS.
IS MY DEPTH PERCEPTION UP, SHOULDN'T HE BE GETTING BIGGER
AS HE IS APPROACHING ME?
(LAUGHTER) >> OKAY I DID SLEEP WITH THAT
MAN, I HAD SEX WITH HIM.
WHAT HAPPENED, WAS WE WENT BACK TO HIS PLACE AND WE WERE LOOKING
UP AND WE WERE HAVING LIKE YOU KNOW ABOUT SMASHY SEX?
RIGHT?
IN YOUR 20s THERE IS NO SMASHY SEX.
WE WENT FROM THE COUCH TO THE BED IT'S LIKE A COMMUNITY PLAY A
LITTLE BIT.
ONCE YOU HIT 30, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT
THEM.
YOU JUST WANT TO FORGET IT, RIGHT?
DO YOU EVER WATCH A BOX MATCH OR AN MMA FIGHT?
THEY'RE BEATING BEATING BEATING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL AT THE
SAME TIME I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, THEY BOTH GET TIRED OUT
AND SILENTLY AGREE TO LEAN ON EACH OTHER FOR A MINUTE OR TWO.
WHAT IS IT, SNUGGLING OR SOMETHING?
THAT'S CUTEST THING.
YOU GOT OTAKE MY WEIGHT BROTHER YOU GOT TO HOLD ME UP, YOU ARE
GOING TO GET IT IN A SECOND BUT WE'RE GOING TO GET THERE.
IN YOUR 20S YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE ON TOP, IN YOUR
30S, GET ENOUGH MOMENTUM THAT I FORGET MY FATHER'S DYING, YOU'LL
SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE.
WHAT HAPPENS IS WE'RE GOING AT IT AND MY KNEE WENT THROUGH HIS
DRYWALL, OOPSY POOPSY, IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.
I WAS VERY CHI CHIFL ROUSE.
HE WAS LIKE WITH THE TRUCK AND THE TOOLTS, HE'S SAYING ARE YOU
SURE YOU'RE NOT GAY?
I GOT REAL DEFENSIVE.
LISTEN UP LITTLE GUY, YOU WERE HAVING A PRETTY GOOD TIME
BUMPING UGLIES, HE WAS YES.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
YOU ARE THE ONE THAT'S LOOKING UP WITH THE HANDY MAN, ARE YOU
SURE YOU'RE NOT GAY?
>> James: IT WAS SO GOOD.
JORDAN JENSEN EVERYBODY.
YOU CAN SEE HER LIVE THIS WEEKEND AT THE TACOMA COMEDY
CLUB.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> James: WELCOME BACK, WE'RE HERE WITH SUSAN AND HER DATE.
AND WE'RE ALL DYING TO KNOW HOW IT WENT.
SUSAN, DID YOU HAVE A NICE TIME?
>> WE'RE BOTH FROM OKLAHOMA.
>> WENT TO THE SAME COLLEGE.
>>James: ACTUAL CHILLS.
ACTUAL CHILLS.
JAMES DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME?
>> I HAD A GREAT TIME WITH SUSAN, IT WAS AWESOME.
>> James: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF OUR CORPORATE BATTLE COIN?
>> A LITTLE CHILLY, BUT WE MADE IT THROUGH.
THE CONVERSATION WAS WARMING.
>> YOU KNOW ME.
>> James: I KNOW SUSAN.
I HAVE ONE LAST QUESTION FOR YOU, JAMES, SUSAN, GIVE ME YOUR
HANDS.
I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST.
NO POINT DOING THIS IF YOU ARE NOT BEING HONEST.
SO OFTEN THE COUNT OF THREE I WOULD LIKE YOU BOTH TO SAY IF
YOU WOULD LIKE THERE TO BE A SECOND DATE.
SO IS IT A YES OR A NO, READY?
ONE TWO THREE.
>> YES.
>> James: OH!
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!
LOVE IS IN THE AIR.
BLESS YOU SUSAN, WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU JAMES YOU ARE A ABSOLUTE STAR.
I LEAVE YOU TO TAKE US OUT.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME!