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♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL
♪ PEOPLE LEANING ON A BARSTOOL.
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♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!"
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>> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
ALL THE WAY FROM
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FROM UNDERNEATH-- IN PITTSBURGH,
GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE
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ONE, THE ONLY JAMES CORDEN!
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>> James: HOW ARE YOU?
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THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
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THANK YOU.
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HELLO, GOOD EVENING, WELCOME TO
THE LATE LATE SHOW.
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I HOPE YOU HAD THE BEST DAY,
BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANK
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YOU FOR COMING OUT, LET'S TAKE A
LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE.
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SHE IS AN INCREDIBLE OSCAR
NOMINATED ACTOR, PRODUCER FROM
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I TONIA, SUICIDE SQUADS
MOVIES, "BOMBSHELL" AND SO MUCH
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MORE, THE MAGNIFICENT, MARGOT
ROBBIE!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE T MARGOT.
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>> HI.
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>> HOW ARE YOU.
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>> GOOD, HAPPY TO BE HERE.
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>> I'M SO HAPPY TO SIGH, THANK
YOU FOR BEING HERE, WHO HAVE YOU
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GOT IN THE DRESSING ROOM.
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>> MY MOM CAME.
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>> OH MY-- MOM, SAY HI,
JAMES, VOICE.
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>> HOW ARE YOU, HOW ARE YOU
DOING.
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>> VERY WELL.
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>> ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME.
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>> HAVING A GREAT TIME.
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>> WE ARE SO THRILLED THAT YOU
ARE HERE, ARE YOU OKAY, MARGOT,
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DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
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>> YEAH, COULD YOU BRING ME A
BEER OR SOMETHING.
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>> ABSOLUTELY, CAN WE GET A BEER
FOR MARGOT ROBBIE, PLEASE HE
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LOVE YOU, MARGOT ROBBIE,
EVERYBODY.
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SHE'S AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING
-- LOOK AT THAT FOR SMPLET
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SHE'S AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING
ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM "MARE OF
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EASTTOWN," "WATCHMEN," AND OF
COURSE, "HACKS," THE ICONIC,
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THE LIVING LEGEND, JEAN SMART!
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ITS WONDER THAT IS JEAN SMART,
IS ON THE SHOW, JEAN.
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>> YOU CAUGHT ME WITHOUT ANY OF
MY MAKE UP OR ANYTHING ON.
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JUST THIS OLD FROCK.
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>> HOW ARE YOU, JEAN, ARE YOU
WELL?
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>> I'M VERY WELL, DARLING.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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>> I'M ALL THE BETTER FOR SEEING
YOU.
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NO, YOU STOP, NO, YOU STOP.
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NO, YOU STOP!
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OKAY, I WILL STOP, JEAN SMART,
EVERYBODY.
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ARE YOU READY?
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>
REGGIE, ARE YOU READY?
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THEN LET'S!
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I'M JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS?
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THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW!"
ROLL THE TITLES!
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COME ON!
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Captioning sponsored by CBS
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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO!
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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH!
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♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪
>> James: IT CERTAINLY IS!
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THIS IS IT, GANG.
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THIS IS IT,
>> James: WELL, IT'S OUR LAST
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SHOW OF 2022.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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>> I FEEL AMAZING.
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>> GREAT CUP.
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>> THANK YOU SECH VERY
MUCH-- CUT SOLID HAIRCUTS.
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>> THANK YOU, JASON SCHNEIDER.
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>> THE MEN'S GROOMER THERE ST, A
GREAT CUT.
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>> A GREAT CUT.
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>> THAT SAY GREAT CUT TO SEE OUT
THE YEAR.
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>> RIGHT?
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100%.
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>> ARGOT ROBBIE I THOUGHT WOULD
BE THE MOST GLAMOROUS THING ON
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THE SHOW TONIGHT.
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>> NO, NO, NO.
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SHE DON'T STAND A [BLEEP] CHANCE
AGAINST THAT HAIRCUT.
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>> WE HAVE HAD A RUN LONGING
FEUD MARGOT ROBBIE AND I AND I
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COULDN'T LET HER WIN.
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>> I KNOW YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT
IT BECAUSE THERE ARE LEGAL
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ISSUES.
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>> WE ARE CURRENTLY LOCKED IN
LITIGATION.
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>> BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
PLAY THAT ROLE IN THE WOLF OF
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WALL STREET.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH.
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>> NO, I DID PLAY THAT ROLE IN
THE WOLF OF WALL STREET.
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THEY SHOT MOST OF THE MOVIE,
RECAST T SLID HER IN THERE.
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DISGUSTING.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
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ARE YOU DRINKING LICK SNER.
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>> WHAT IS THAT?
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>> ARE YOU DRINKING ALCOHOL?
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>> I AM, YES.
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>> IT SAY LITTLE PRESHOW DRINKS
BECAUSE HAVE I OTHER
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RESPONSIBILITIES SO I GOT SOME
OF Y'ALL'S-- TEQUILA.
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>> NICK, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT,
THAT EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DRINKING
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NOT ONLY AT WORK, ON THE STUD
DWRO FLOOR?
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>> I MEAN I'M IN THE CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT AND HAVE I HAD NO HELP.
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AND I THINK EVERYONE ELSE COULD
DO THE SAME THING THAT I DID AND
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BE JUST FINE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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>> HE IS DRINKING.
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>> ALTHOUGH YOU ARE ON QUITE A
LOT OF COCAINE.
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YOU DID COME IN AND SAY COME ON
GUYS, WHO IS READY FOR A WHITE
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CHRISTMAS ITS
(LAUGHTER)
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>> I'M NOT DIG ANY FYING THAT
WITH A RESPONSE-- DIG FYING THAT
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WITH A RESPONSE.
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REG, WHEN YOU LOOK BACK ON 202
2-RBGS WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
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MOMENTS ON THE SHOW.
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>> PROBABLY IF THERE WAS A
MOMENT WHERE I WAS LIKE LAUGHING
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A LOT BECAUSE YOU KNOW, A GUEST
DID SOMETHING REALLY COOL.
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>> BUT NO SPECIFICS.
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>> NOT THAT I CAN THINK OF.
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>> NO, NO NO.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, HIGH POINT,
2022.
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>> OH MAN, IT WAS A GREAT YEAR.
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IT WAS REALLY FUN.
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PROBABLY ME DOING STAND UP ON
HERE, JUST KILLING IT.
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JUST DOING GREAT.
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(APPLAUSE)
>> JUST RIGHT OVER THERE.
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>> YEAH.
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I I AM SUPERFUNNY BUT LOOKED
HOT, I WAS WEARING A DOUBLE
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BREASTED SUIT, BROWN.
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>> BUT IT HAS BEEN A GREAT YEAR
BUT RIGHT NOW, AMERICA HAS NEEDS
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NEEDS.
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AND THE ONLY WAY WE CAN SATISFY
THOSE NEEDS IS TO GIVE IT THE
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NEWS.
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♪ YEAH, THE NEWS.
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♪ YEAH.
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♪ THE NEWS.
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♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A DECADE,
VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS ANCELED HIS
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TRADITIONAL YEAR-END ADDRESS,
PERHAPS TO AVOID QUESTIONS ABOUT
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WHY HIS WAR IN UKRAINE IS GOING
SO BADLY.
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YOU CAN TELL PUTIN IS UPSET.
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NOT ONLY DID HE CANCEL HIS
YEAR-END ADDRESS, HE'S LOST HIS
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APPETITE, REFUSES TO SEE
FRIENDS, AND HASN'T GONE ON A
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SHIRTLESS HORSEBACK RIDE IN
WEEKS.
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REPORTS SAY PUTIN IS TRYING TO
STAY OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT RIGHT
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NOW, SO HE'S HIDING AWAY IN A
DOLL, THAT'S HIDDEN INSIDE
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ANOTHER DOLL, INSIDE ANOTHER
DOLL.
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NO END-OF-YEAR ADDRESS.
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INSTEAD, STATE TELEVISION WILL
JUST BROADCAST RERUNS OF
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RUSSIA'S MOST POPULAR COMEDY,
"IT'S ALWAYS CLOUDY IN
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PETROZAVODSK."
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MOVING ON, AS YOU ALL KNOW,
"AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER" HITS
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THEATERS TOMORROW, AND THIS IS
MIND-BLOWING.
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APPARENTLY, THE MOVIE WAS SO
EXPENSIVE TO MAKE, IT NEEDS TO
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BRING IN TWO BILLION DOLLARS
JUST TO BREAK EVEN.
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THAT'S WHY, THIS WEEKEND, A
JUMBO-SIZED POPCORN AND SODA
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COMBO WILL RUN YOU A COOL FIVE
MILLION DOLLARS.
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EVERYONE IS GOING TO GO SEE
AVATAR THIS WEEKEND.
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EVERYONE'S GOING, EVERYONE'S
GOING, HERE IS WHAT I THINK WE
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SHOULD DO.
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ALL OF US AT THE SHOW, WE SHOULD
ALL WEAR
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LOINCLOTHS, PAINT OURSELVES
BLUE, AND GO SEE "THE
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FABELMANS."
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>> YES.
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>> DOBTS YOU THINK WE SHOULD ALL
BE COMPLETELY BLUE, HAIR,
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EVERYTHING AND THEN JUST WALK
UP, WE WANT SEVEN TICKETS FOR
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FABELMANS, PLEASE.
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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THEY'RE
HOPING SOME VERY SUBTLE
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ADVERTISING WILL COVER THEIR
COSTS.
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ESPECIALLY THE SCENE WHERE THE
NA'VI PREPARE FOR WAR ON A
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PELOTON WHILE DRINKING A COKE,
LISTENING TO SPOTIFY ON BEATS
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HEADPHONES, WEARING FULL VERSACE
BODYSUITS.
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NICK, IS THAT ENOUGH BRANDS TO
MENTION THAT DON'T ADVERTISE ON
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THE NETWORK?
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>> YEAH THRARKS WAS GREAT, THANK
YOU SO MUCH.
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WHICH OF THOSE BRANDS ADVERTISE
ON CBS?
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>> I'M SURE ALL OF THEM AT
VARIOUS POINTS.
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MAYBE NOT ON THIS SHOW BUT
SOMEWHERE.
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THEY JUST GOT A BUNCH OF FREE
TIEGZ THANKS TO YOU.
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JONATHAN: BUT.
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>> BUT OUT OF THOSE BRANDS WHO
IS-- PELTON, VERSACE, BATES.
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>> YEAH, MENTION THEM A SECOND
TIME.
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>> PROBABLY COKE.
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>> YOU HAVE TO STOP TALKING
ABOUT COKE, NICK.
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THIS IS BECOMEK A PROBLEM.
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THIS IS BECOMING A PROBLEM.
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AND DOES EVERYBODY REMEMBER
CLIPPY,
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THE CARTOON PAPER CLIP THAT
SERVED AS THE MICROSOFT OFFICE
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VIRTUAL ASSISTANT UNTIL 2007?
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WELL MICROSOFT HAS BROUGHT
CLIPPY BACK, IN THE FORM OF A
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CHRISTMAS SWEATER THEY'RE NOW
SELLING ONLINE.
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HERE IT IS HERE.
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BEAUTIFUL.
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IT HARKENS BACK TO THE VERY
FIRST CHRISTMAS.
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WHEN THE BABY JESUS NEEDED HELP
FORMATTING AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET.
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THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THE
ART TEACHER WOULD WEAR TO A HIGH
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SCHOOL DANCE TO GET THE
ATTENTION OF THE COMPUTER
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SCIENCE TEACHER.
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"OH THIS?
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JUST A LITTLE OFFICE HUMOR."
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BUT IT'S PRETTY EXCITING.
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THIS YEAR, FOR JUST $75,
YOU CAN HAVE PEOPLE AT YOUR
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HOLIDAY PARTY GO, "OH YEAH.ù
CLIPPY.
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YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
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IAN, NOVELTY SWEATERS, ARE YOU
IN OR OUT?
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YEAH, I LOVE THEM, CHURCH UP THE
SEASON HOWEVER YOU WANT, I LIKE
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A SWEATER.
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>> I DON'T THINK THIS IS A
NOVELTY.
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>> IT IS JUST A NICE SWEATER.
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>> ARE YOU NOT?
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IS IT NOT.
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>> I THOUGHT WERE YOU A POKEMON
--
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(LAUGHTER)
>> THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT SHOWSO
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FAR.
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>> NICK, DON'T LOOK AT THIS AS A
SHOW, LOOK AT IT AS AN
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INTERVENTION.
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>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
EVERYBODY.
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>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT QUITE T IT'S
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NOT QUITE IT THIS IS OUR LAST
SHOW BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS.
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AS WE KNOW.
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AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING
ON.
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>> BECAUSE IT IS THE LAST SHOW
BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS WE WANTED TO
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GETYOU A SPECIAL LITTLE
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
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>> [BLEEP].
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>> IN IS GOING TO BE AWFUL.
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>> I WANTED TO GET YOU A SPECIAL
CHRISTMAS MESSAGE, LIKE A
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SPECIAL CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM
YOUR FAVORITE PERSON, ACTUALLY.
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FROM YOUR FAVORITE PERSON.
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IS HE SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN ON
THE SHOW QUITE A FEW TIMES.
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I THINK ALMOST MORE THAN ME,
ACTUALLY.
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AND YEAH, HE HAS ACTUALLY BEEN
ON THE SHOW A LOT.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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>> TONIGHT I LEARNED THE VALUE
OF A FULL-- .
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>> TONIGHT I LEARNED THE VALUE
OF A FULL-- .
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♪.
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>> I MEAN HE IS THE GIFTS THAT
KEEPS ON GIVING, ISN'T HE?
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♪.
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>> MY FAVORITE GUEST THAT HAS
NEVER BEEN HERE.
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>> WE LOVE THAT GUY.
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WE LOVE THAT GUY, WE WANTED TO
GET YOU A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM
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HIM BUT YOU SAID IN THAT CLIP HE
IS YOUR FAVORITE GUEST WHO HAS
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NEVER BEEN HERE.
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>> DON'T YOU DARE.
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>> WELL, TONIGHT THAT CHANGES,
MY FRIEND.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES.
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PLEASE WELCOME MR. -- THAT IS SO
AMAZING.
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PLEASE WELCOME MR. -- THAT IS SO
AMAZING.
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OH MY GOSH!
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OH MY GOSH!
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I AM
UTTERLY FLOORED BY THIS.
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THIS HAS MADE MY ENTIRE YEAR.
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR US?
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>> JAMES, CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR
YOU.
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CHRISTMAS GIFTS!
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JAMES.
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>> YES.
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>> I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING
VERY FUN.
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>> OKAY.
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(LAUGHTER)
>> OKAY.
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>> HERE?
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IS THIS GOOD?
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STAND HERE?
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OR AT MY DESK?
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SHALL I GO HERE.
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HERE OKAY, IS THIS BETTER.
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OKAY, I WILL WAIT HERE, GO ON,
GO FOR IT.
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>> OKAY.
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(APPLAUSE)
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(APPLAUSE)
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
.
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♪ OKAY.
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>> YEAH, CHAMPAGNE!
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪.
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♪ ♪ ♪
JAMES, JAMES!
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♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> OH MY GOD!
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THANK YOU.
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00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,876
LADIES-- YOU HAVE GIVEN US SO
MUCH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH, THANK YOU SO
MUCH.
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I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ WELCOME BACK AVATAR THE WAY OF
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WATER IS FINALLY OUT THIS
WEEKEND AND
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EVERYBODY IS GOING CRAZY FOR
THOSE BLUE GUYS.
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SOME MORE THAN OTHERS.
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>> James: SO I'M GETTING A
HAIRCUT AND I'M LIKE "DON'T CUT
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THAT PART OFF!
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I NEED THAT!"
YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST A HUMAN
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BARBER.
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00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:44,563
LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY.
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ALMOST!
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>> OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO FUNNY.
284
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WOW, I'M HAVING SUCH A GREAT
TIME.
285
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,171
BASED ON YOUR PROFILE, I DID NOT
EXPECT YOU TO BE THIS FUNNY.
286
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>> James: REALLY?
287
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,408
HOW DO I COME ACROSS ON MY
PROFILE?
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>> VERY... SERIOUS, I GUESS?
289
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KIND OF STUFFY?
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>> James: STUFFY?
291
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:03,582
OKAY, I GUESS I NEED TO WORK ON
MY PROFILE.
292
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I'M GLAD YOU STILL AGREED TO
MEET UP DESPITE THAT.
293
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,854
>> WELL HEY, YOUR PICTURES
DIDN'T HURT.
294
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>> James: OKAY!
295
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:19,898
THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR.
296
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:20,532
>> OH GOD, THIS IS SO WEIRD.
297
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MY EX JUST WALKED IN.
298
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OF ALL THE RESTAURANTS IN THE
CITY HE HAD TO PICK THIS ONE.
299
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,505
>> James: IT'S OKAY.
300
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:33,412
DO YOU WANT TO GET THE CHECK AND
WE CAN GO SOMEWHERE ELS?
301
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:36,915
NO, IT'S FINE, IT SHOULD BE
OKAY.
302
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:37,282
>> CAROL?
303
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,951
IS THAT YOU?
304
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WOW, WHAT ARE THE ODDS!
305
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:48,126
I KNOW,
>> HEY CRAIG, THIS IS TED.
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HEY CRAIGS.
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WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO BE.
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NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.
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>> YEAH, LIKEWISE.
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>> BYE.
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WOW, THAT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE.
312
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,207
>> YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
313
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:05,477
GUESS YOU'VE GOT A TYPE THOUGH.
314
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:06,645
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
315
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>> James: YOU KNOW, I'M A BLUE
GUY, HE'S A BLUE GUY...
316
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:11,216
NO!
317
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:11,917
NO.
318
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,118
THAT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE.
319
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,219
>> James: I MEAN, YOU DID SAY MY
PROFILE WAS "STUFFY" BUT YOU
320
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LIKED MY PICTURES.
321
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,025
YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET ABOUT IT.
322
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:26,498
SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, ARE
YOU FROM HERE?
323
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:27,666
DID YOU GROW UP AROUND HERE?
324
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:28,734
>> I ACTUALLY GREW UP IN SAN
DIEGO AND MOVED HERE ABOUT SIX
325
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YEARS AGO.
326
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,236
IT'S A FUNNY STORY, ACTUALLY.
327
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>> SORRY, BUT THERE IS A GUY
OVER THERE WHO HAS BEEN STARING
328
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,340
AT YOU FOR KIND OF A WHILE.
329
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:39,211
IS THAT SOMEONE YOU KNOW?
330
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:45,083
>> OH NO.
331
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>> James: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME
YOU TWO DATED.
332
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>> NO!
333
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,490
WE DIDN'T, IT WAS JUST A HOOK
UP.
334
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:54,526
I MEAN, I SAW THE WAY HE WAS
WITH THOSE COOKIES AND.
335
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,727
>> James: OKAY, I DON'T NEED TO
HEAR THAT.
336
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,797
LOOK, YOU'VE CLEARLY GOT A THING
FOR BLUE GUYS AND IT'S JUST
337
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,431
STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE WEIRD.
338
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:05,203
>> NO, PLEASE.
339
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:06,572
HERE'S A PICTURE OF MY LAST EX.
340
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:07,406
WE DATED FOR FOUR YEARS.
341
00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:12,811
SEE?
342
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,515
>> OKAY, SORRY FOR OVERREACTING.
343
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:17,215
IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT I'M
SORT OF SENSITIVE TOO.
344
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:17,849
>> IT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
345
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:21,820
LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.
346
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,722
>> WE'LL FORGET ABOUT IT
>> AND HERE ARE YOUR SALADS.
347
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,257
WHAT KIND OF DRESSING WOULD YOU
LIKE?
348
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:26,425
WE HAVE A SIMPLE BALSAMIC, A
HOUSE MADE RANCH, AND A BLUE
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00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:39,004
CHEESE.
350
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:39,905
>> James: IT'S FINE.
351
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YOU CAN ORDER IT.
352
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:42,641
>> I'LL TAKE THE BLUE CHEESE.
353
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:43,508
>> James: BALSAMIC FOR ME.
354
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:44,409
>> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
THOSE.
355
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:46,111
>> SO...
356
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:49,715
>> James: SO FOUR YEARS, HUH?
357
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:52,851
THAT IS LONGER THAN ANY OF MY
RELATIONSHIPS.
358
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:53,952
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A HARD
BREAKUP.
359
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:55,120
>> IT WAS, BUT IT WAS FOR THE
BEST.
360
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,655
HE WAS ALWAYS ON TOUR AND I
HARDLY EVER GOT TO SEE HIM.
361
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:57,122
>> James: ON TOUR?
362
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,891
WAS HE A MUSICIAN?
363
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,260
>> NO, HE WAS, UH... A
PERFORMANCE ARTIST.
364
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:05,197
>> James: WHAT KIND OF
PERFORMANCE ART?
365
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:09,835
>> IT WAS THIS SORT OF MUSICAL,
STUNTY INTERACTIVE KIND OF
366
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:10,702
THING.
367
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:11,603
>> James: YEAH, BUT WHAT WAS IT
CALLED?
368
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:12,638
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER.
369
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:13,939
>> James: NO, REALLY.
370
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:14,539
WHAT WAS IT CALLED?
371
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,374
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER!
372
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,943
>> James: JUST TELL ME THE NAME!
373
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:22,347
>> THE BLUE MAN GROUP.
374
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,149
>> James: OKAY, THIS IS
OFFICIALLY VERY WEIRD.
375
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:24,716
I THINK I SHOULD LEAVE.
376
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:25,851
>> NO, PLEASE!
377
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:26,918
I KNOW HOW THIS LOOKS, BUT I
PROMISE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
378
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:31,323
WIH THE FACT THAT YOU'RE BLUE.
379
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:34,092
>> REALLY.
380
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:40,532
>> YEAH
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
381
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:43,335
OKAY, SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
382
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,904
BEST OF LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.
383
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:46,738
>> SO SORRY, SIR.
384
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,540
ALL OF THE TABLES ARE COMPLETELY
FULL.
385
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,643
WE CAN'T GET YOU IN WITHOUT A
RESERVATION.
386
00:21:51,710 --> 00:22:01,253
>> ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOME SPACE
AT MY TABLE.
387
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:04,523
♪
>> James: OUR THANKS TO ZOE
388
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:05,624
SALDAÑA!
389
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:11,930
"AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER" IS IN
THEATERS THIS FRIDAY!
390
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:16,301
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MARGOT
ROBBIE AND JEAN SMART.
391
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,370
ARE GOING TO BE HERE.
392
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,026
LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
393
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,627
SHE'S "ELINOR SAINT JOHN" IN
"BABYLON, " JEAN SMART!
394
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,141
I LOVE THIS DRESS, YOU LOOK
AMAZING, THANK YOU FOR BEING
395
00:22:57,576 --> 00:22:58,744
HAVE A SEAT.
396
00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:00,746
SHE'S "NELLIE LAROY" IN
"BABYLON," MARGOT ROBBIE!
397
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,492
>> HAVE A SEAT PLEASE, THANK YOU
FOR BEING HERE.
398
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:24,936
I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE THE BOTH OF
YOU.
399
00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:30,175
TWO PEOPLE I LOVE AND YOU ARE IN
WHAT I THINK IS ONE OF THE BEST
400
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,109
FILMS OF THE YEAR.
401
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,478
I'M THRILLED, THRILLED THAT YOU
ARE UP HERE.
402
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:35,147
NOW HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
403
00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:39,050
NOW ASK THIS CORRECT INFORMATION
I HAVE BEEN GIVEN HERE, MARGOT,
404
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:42,621
THAT YOU USED TO BE A
PROFESSIONAL GIFT WRAPPER?
405
00:23:42,687 --> 00:23:44,156
IS THAT RIGHT?
406
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:47,259
>> PROFESSIONAL WOULD BE A
GENEROUS.
407
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:50,829
I WAS PAID TO DO IT I WAS
PROBABLY LIKE TEN, I WAS AT MY
408
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:54,666
FRIEND'S DAD'S PHARMACY BUT I
LOVED GIFTS OF GIFT WRAPPING.
409
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:55,667
I LOVED PRESENTS.
410
00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:57,803
>> MAY I SEND YOU MINE.
411
00:23:57,869 --> 00:23:59,037
>> HONESTLY, HAPPILY.
412
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,240
I LOVE DOING IT AS I SAY, WHAT
DO YOU SAY, DO WHAT YOU LOVE YOU
413
00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:06,444
WILL NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR
LIFE SO I NEVER CONSIDERED IT
414
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:07,646
WORK.
415
00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:09,481
>> REALLY, JEAN, I'M TOLD YOU
HAVE BIG PLANS FOR NEW YEAR'S
416
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:10,282
EVE.
417
00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:12,984
WHAT ARE WE DOING ON NEW YEAR'S
EVE?
418
00:24:13,051 --> 00:24:17,756
>> I WAS INVENTED BY ANDERSON
COOPER TO COME AND BE WITH HIM
419
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:21,459
AT THE BALL DROP IN TIMES
SQUARE.
420
00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:24,162
>> I KNEW WERE YOU DOING THAT, I
DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ANDERSON
421
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:24,729
COOPER.
422
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,131
YOU LEFT THAT PART OUT?
423
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:30,268
>> ARE YOU GOING TO BE ON TV OR
JUST OFF SCREEN DRINKING A DRINK
424
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:31,403
GOING LOOK AT THIS BALL.
425
00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:34,339
>> WELL, APPARENTLY NOW THEY
DON'T LET THEM GET DRUNK ON
426
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:35,006
CAMERA ANY MORE.
427
00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:36,975
>> WELL, THEY STAY THAT HERE.
428
00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:39,044
THEY SAY THAT HERE, JEAN.
429
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:45,050
>> I WILL HAVE A FLACCID
NG-- FLACCIDK, JUST PURELY FOR
430
00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:46,418
MEDICINAL PRURPSES.
431
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:49,187
>> WAS THERE A YEAR THEY GOT TO
GET DRUNK.
432
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:49,788
>> APPARENTLY.
433
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,022
BUT NO, THEY ARE ADORABLE.
434
00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:53,992
>> WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING NEW
YEAR'S EVE, MARGOT, DO YOU KNOW
435
00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:54,960
YET?
436
00:24:55,026 --> 00:24:57,529
>> I'M GOING TO BE WITH FRIENDS,
I'M NOT SURE.
437
00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:01,666
I DEFINITELY WILL NOT BE IN
TIMES SQUARE, THAT SOUNDS
438
00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:02,300
INSANE.
439
00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:04,536
ARE YOU GOING TO BE OUTSIDE.
440
00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:05,704
>> ON THE PODIUM.
441
00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:08,707
>> WHERE THEY ARE DOING THE
BROADCAST, YOU WILL BE THERE.
442
00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:09,441
>> APPARENTLY.
443
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:10,876
>> I THINK YOU WILL HAVE A
BLAST.
444
00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:15,046
>> IF THEY KNEW HOW MUCH I HATE
BEING COLD, I'M FREEZING TO
445
00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:16,314
DEATH IN LOS ANGELES.
446
00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:19,651
SO THEY HAVE TO APPRECIATE THE
FACT THAT I AM DOING THIS.
447
00:25:19,718 --> 00:25:21,353
BECAUSE I LOVE THEM BOTH.
448
00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:23,455
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE IT MIGHT NOT
BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR FOR YOU.
449
00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:26,992
>> I THINK YOU HAVE TO GO FULL,
IT IS JUST LAYERING.
450
00:25:27,058 --> 00:25:27,659
>> GOOSE DOWN.
451
00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:30,061
>> I THINK IT IS BEER JACKET.
452
00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:31,196
>> WHAT SAY BEER JACKET.
453
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:39,404
>> YOU KNOW, IF YOU DRINK
ENOUGH, THEN YOU'RE NOT COLD.
454
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,306
>> THAT'S IT.
455
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,642
>> IS THAT THE AUSTRALIAN IN ME
COMING OUT?
456
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,710
IS IT?
457
00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:49,648
>> THAT I THINK-- DON'T YOU
WORRY ABOUT ME, A BEER JACKET,
458
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:50,815
MATE.
459
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:54,152
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A SHIRT,
MATE, I GOT MY BEER JACKET ON,
460
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,489
IT IS GOING TO BE FINE.
461
00:25:57,555 --> 00:25:58,723
SHUT UP.
462
00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:01,326
NOW JEAN, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THIS, IN A PAST LIFE YOU
463
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,128
WERE QUITE THE VOLLEYBALL
PLAYER.
464
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:06,064
NOW HOW GOOD ARE WE TALKING?
465
00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:08,833
>> OH, IT WAS A VERY BRIEF
PERIOD, A VERY BRIEF PERIOD.
466
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:09,968
I AS VERY YOUNG.
467
00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:12,203
>> BUT HOW GOOD ABOUT YOU?
468
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:16,274
>> WELL, I WAS THE ONLY-- I WAS
THE MVP BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WAS
469
00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:23,048
THE ONLY PERSON ON THE TEAM WHO
COULD SERVE OVERHAND, FOR A
470
00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,717
VOLLEYBALL TEAM THAT IS
PATHETIC.
471
00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:28,820
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY, DON'T YOU
NEED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT?
472
00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:32,457
>> I WAS MARRIED AT THE TIME TO
MY FIRST HUSBAND.
473
00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:34,826
HE WAS IN THE MARINE CORPORATION
AND I WAS IN JAPAN.
474
00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:41,032
AND ALL THE DAUGHTERS AND WIVES
PUT TOGETHER A BAD NEWS BEARS
475
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:44,836
KIND OF TEAM FOR VOLLEYBALL BUT
WE DID OKAY.
476
00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:47,572
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS MAKING
ME THINK?
477
00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:48,807
>> NO.
478
00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:54,746
>> THIS MOMENT NOW IS MAKING ME
VERY EXCITED FOR THE NEXT TOP
479
00:26:54,813 --> 00:27:00,251
GUN BECAUSE I CAN ACTUALLY THINK
OF NOTHING BETTER THAN MAVERICK
480
00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:05,256
IS OUT THERE AND WHO WALKS IN,
JEAN SMART, THE ONLY PLAYER WHO
481
00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:07,659
CAN SERVE YOAMP HAND.
482
00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:12,931
>> IF THERE IS NOTHING TO YOUR
FIRST-- I THINK YOUR FIRST GUEST
483
00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:15,967
COULD SERVE ANYTHING OVERHAND.
484
00:27:16,034 --> 00:27:18,236
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE, HAVE YOU
SEEN.
485
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,171
>> WHAT AN ACT TO FOLLOW.
486
00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:22,841
>> THE AMOUNT OF PRACTICE.
487
00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:25,677
>> IN THE KNUDSON.
488
00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:30,015
>> WHAT IS HIS OCCUPATION ON
PAPERWORK, WHAT DO YOU CLASSIFY
489
00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:32,384
THAT, WHAT HE DOES IS AMAZING.
490
00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:34,519
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
491
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:40,792
>> IT IS EXTRAORDINARY TO SPEND
THAT MUCH TIME GOING OH, YOU
492
00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:43,661
ALMOST SAW MY PENIS.
493
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:44,796
ITS.
494
00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:51,036
>> YOU CAN'T HELP BUT THINK
THAT-- IS HE MARRIED, DO WE
495
00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:51,603
KNOW?
496
00:27:51,669 --> 00:27:53,004
NOT THAT I'M INTERESTED.
497
00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:54,472
>> I HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
498
00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:57,208
WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS CAN HE
SERVE OVERHAND.
499
00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:59,044
I GET IT.
500
00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:00,879
I GET IT.
501
00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:04,582
YOU BRING THE VOLLEY, HE WILL
BRING THE BALLS, JEAN, DON'T YOU
502
00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:05,717
WORRY.
503
00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:09,788
NOW MARGOT, YOU STARTED ACTING
AS A TEEN WHEN YOU WERE ON
504
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:10,955
NEIGHBORS.
505
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:14,592
BUT YOU ALWAYS HAD A BIT OF
DRAMA IN YOU EVEN AS A CHILD.
506
00:28:14,659 --> 00:28:18,096
EXPLAIN TO US THE STORY OF WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOU AND YOUR
507
00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:18,797
BABYSITTER.
508
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:20,598
>> I WAS A VERY DRAMATIC CHILD.
509
00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:23,802
I HAD, I WAS VERY UPSET ONE
TIME.
510
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:26,204
MY MUM SWAPPED BABYSITTERS.
511
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:30,608
WE USED TO HAVE-- I LOVED MY
BABYSITTER SO, SO MUCH.
512
00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:35,046
AND WE GOT THIS OLDER LADY
SUDDENLY WAS OUR BABYSITTER FOR
513
00:28:35,113 --> 00:28:38,283
SOME REASON AND I THROUGH DOWN
BECAUSE I WANTED TALIAK BA, SHE
514
00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:40,752
WAS A HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENT, SO
COOL AND FUN.
515
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:43,354
DIDN'T WANT THIS MEAN LADY
BABYSITTER.
516
00:28:43,421 --> 00:28:45,323
ANYWAYS, SHE WANT IMMEDIATE TO
HAVE A BATH.
517
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,593
I SAID NO, WE GOT INTO A FIGHT
AND I THOUGHT IN MY HEAD WELL, I
518
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,828
WILL SHOW YOU.
519
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:54,599
SO I WENT AND GOT KETCHUP, AND A
KITCHEN KNIFE AND I LAY ON THE
520
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:59,938
TILES NAKED, COVERED IN TOMORROW
AT OWE SAUCE AND KETCHUP, AND
521
00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:02,874
WAITED, WAITED TILL SHE FOUND
ME.
522
00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:05,143
AND SHE WAS AN OLDER LADY.
523
00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:06,678
LIKE SHE WAS PROBABLY DEFINITELY
IN HER 70S.
524
00:29:06,744 --> 00:29:14,152
SO IT WAS NOT SMART, OLDER I
SAID, NOT OLD.
525
00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:16,321
>> OLDER THAN THE PREVIOUS
BABYSITTER.
526
00:29:16,387 --> 00:29:17,956
>> HOW LONG DID YOU HAVE TO
WAIT?
527
00:29:18,022 --> 00:29:20,125
>> LIKE 45 MINUTES.
528
00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:22,961
>> BY THE WAY, SHE REALLY SHOULD
HAVE COME AND CHECKED ON ME
529
00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:25,663
SOONER, I COULD HAVE BEEN
DROWNING IN THAT BATH.
530
00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:28,266
BUT I I WAS COMMITTED, I STAYED
IN THE CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME,
531
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:33,571
I PLAYED DEAD AND IT WAS SO
WORTH T THE REACTION WAS.
532
00:29:33,638 --> 00:29:35,840
>> WHAT DID SHE DO?
533
00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:36,774
>> SHE FREAKED OUT.
534
00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:38,743
>> OH YEAH, YEAH, I NEVER SAW
HER AGAIN.
535
00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:41,813
>> NOW JEAN, BACK IN THE EARLY
DAYS WHEN YOU WERE LIVING IN NEW
536
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:46,217
YORK CITY, YOU HAD A NICKNAME,
YOU WERE CALLED THE THUG
537
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,252
WHISPERER.
538
00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:50,288
HOW DOES ONE GET SUCH A NAME AND
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
539
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:55,560
>> A COUPLE OF FRIENDS CAME UP
WITH THAT BECAUSE I GAINED THE
540
00:29:55,627 --> 00:30:00,632
REPUTATION FOR BEING IN VERY,
VERY DICEY SITUATIONS IN THE
541
00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:04,235
WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME,
VERY, VERY, LATE AT NIGHT AND
542
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:06,037
JUST SORT OF TALKING MY WAY OUT
OF IT.
543
00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:11,109
LIKE FOR INSTANCE ONE TIME I WAS
WITH A GUY AND WE WERE IN
544
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:12,210
CENTRAL PARK.
545
00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:16,447
AND WE WERE ON TOP OF ONE OF
THOSE BIG GIANT BOULDERS.
546
00:30:16,514 --> 00:30:21,119
AND A GUY CLIMBED UP AND HE SAID
OKAY, GIVE ME YOUR JEWELRY, GIVE
547
00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:24,656
ME YOUR-- WALLET AND-- AND I
THOUGHT WHY SHOULD I GIVE YOU
548
00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:25,924
ANYTHING.
549
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:30,161
YOU SHOW ME A GUN OR SOMETHING I
WILL BE POLITE AND GIVE YOU WHAT
550
00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:33,865
YOU WANT, YOU ARE NOT EVEN GOING
TO SHE ME A WEAPON, WHY SHOULD
551
00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:35,066
WE JUST HAND STUFF OVER.
552
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:37,669
AND OF COURSE MY FRIEND IS
THINKING OH GOD, I'M THE GUY,
553
00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:38,603
HAVE I TO DO SOMETHING.
554
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,837
YOU KNOW.
555
00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:42,807
AND I START SCREAMING AT THIS
GUY, I SAID JUST LEAVE US ALONE
556
00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:44,976
OR I WILL START SCREAMING BLOODY
MURDER.
557
00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:49,447
AND HE GOT SO OFFENDED, HE WAS
JUST SO TAKEN ABACK.
558
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:55,086
HE SAID WHAT DO YOU MEAN MURDER,
I JUST WANT YOUR JEWELRY.
559
00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:58,356
HE WAS SO OFFENDED BY THAT.
560
00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:01,659
BUT I DID THAT SEVERAL TIMES.
561
00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:02,894
SO.
562
00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:07,065
>> AND THEREIN LIEUS, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, THE THUG WHISPERER.
563
00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:09,133
STICK AROUND.
564
00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:29,954
>> OKAY, WE SEEM TO BE OUT.
565
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:31,089
>> WHAT, WE DIDN'T USE ANY.
566
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:32,457
>> HE THOUGHT IT WAS LUBE.
567
00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:35,326
>> HE THOUGHT IT WAS LUBE.
568
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,395
>> SHE CAN'T CRY?
569
00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:52,977
>> CUT.
570
00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:57,181
>> HIA I'M NELLIE, DO WE GO ON
AGAIN?
571
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:08,459
>> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM
"BABYLON," WHICH IS IN THEATERS
572
00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:09,961
DECEMBER 23rd.
573
00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:11,029
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM.
574
00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:14,065
IT IS A WILD RIDE FROM START TO
FINISH.
575
00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:16,200
FORB ANYONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW,
TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO
576
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:17,769
YOU BOTH PLAY.
577
00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:20,371
>> I GUESS TECHNICALLY IT IS
ABOUT ITS TRANSITION IN
578
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:24,475
HOLLYWOOD FROM SILENT FILMS TO
TALKIES BUT WHAT IT IS REALLY
579
00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:27,478
SHOWING YOU IS A SIDE TO
HOLLYWOOD THAT YOU JUST DON'T
580
00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:31,049
THINK OF WHEN YOU THINK OF THE
1920S.
581
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:36,454
IT WAS SO MUCH MORE DE
BAWCHERROUS, AND DECK DENT AND
582
00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:40,491
EVERYONE WAS HAVING TONS OF
DRUGS AND A LOT OF ORGIES SO YOU
583
00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:41,659
SEE A THE LO OF THAT.
584
00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:44,462
IT IS BEAUTIFUL A BEAUTIFUL FEAT
OF CINEMA AND BEAUTIFULLY
585
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:47,965
CRAFTED AND I'M PITCHING THIS
BADLY, I MAID IT SOUND LIKE A
586
00:32:48,032 --> 00:32:48,433
PORNO.
587
00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:49,667
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
588
00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:53,805
>> AND THE WOMEN CAN CRY ON CUE
OUT OF EACH FAUCET.
589
00:32:53,871 --> 00:32:57,108
>> THE PERFORMANCES ARE
EXTRAORDINARY.
590
00:32:57,175 --> 00:33:01,846
THE DIRECTOR I THINK IS ONE THE
BEST FILMMAKERS OF HIS
591
00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,548
GENERATION AND THIS FILM REALLY
SHOW THIS OFF.
592
00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:06,918
BUT YOU ARE RIGHT, THERE IS A
TON OF NUDITY IN THE FILM AND
593
00:33:06,984 --> 00:33:13,291
JEAN, WHEN YOU WERE ON SET,
THERE, YOU ARE AROUND SOME
594
00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:14,292
KNUDSONITY.
595
00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:16,327
>> GE, I GOT TO BE FULLY DRESSED
THE ENTIRE TIME.
596
00:33:16,394 --> 00:33:19,497
>> YES, YOU WERE FULLY DRESSED
BUT LET'S SAY THEY WERE NOT
597
00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:23,501
DOING WHAT OUR MAN WAS DOING
EARLIER.
598
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:27,905
THERE WAS NO SENSE OF OH, HERE
IS MY PENIS, NOW HOW WAS THAT ON
599
00:33:27,972 --> 00:33:29,107
THE SET.
600
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,276
>> IT WAS DAY AFTER DAY AFTER
DAY, A LOT OF SMOKER AND A LOT
601
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:35,413
OF NAKED PEOPLE SNORTING THINGS
OFF EACH OTHER'S BODIES AND
602
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,447
THINGS LIKE THAT.
603
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:37,715
>> YEAH.
604
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,917
>> AND BUT THAT WAS, ALSO THERE
WAS ANOTHER PARTY SCENE WE WERE
605
00:33:39,984 --> 00:33:41,753
SUPPOSED TO BE AT.
606
00:33:41,819 --> 00:33:44,722
>> ANY DAYTIME THERE WAS A
PARTY, THERE WAS A LOT OF
607
00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:45,957
NUDITY.
608
00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:51,062
>> AND THEN AT JACK'S HOUSE, AT
BRAD'S CHARACTERS HOUSE THERE
609
00:33:51,129 --> 00:33:54,999
SAY POOL PARTY, YOU KNOW, GUYS
ARE JUMPING IN THEIR TUXEDOSK
610
00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:58,636
WOMEN ARE TOP LESS AND I'M
SITTING ON AN OUTDOOR THING LIKE
611
00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:01,773
THIS JUST SORT OF WATCHING AS I
DO, AND TAKE NOTES FOR MY
612
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,040
COLUME.
613
00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:05,910
AND I DIDN'T REALIZE THE ENTIRE
TIME WE WERE SHOOTING THAT SCENE
614
00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:10,348
THAT FROM FOUR COMPLETELY NAKED
GUYS BEHIND ME PLAYING FOOTBALL.
615
00:34:10,415 --> 00:34:16,654
AND I THOUGHT IF ANYONE IS GOING
TO EVEN LOOK AT ME IN THE
616
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:17,922
SCENE-- .
617
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:21,325
>> SAY THAT TO THE DIRECTOR LIKE
WHY AM I IN FRONT OF THE SAUSAGE
618
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:22,560
PARTY.
619
00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:24,462
>> BUT THEN, THAT IS THE SCENE
RIGHT BEFORE YOU WITH THE SNAKE.
620
00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:25,663
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
621
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:29,901
>> AND SO THE SHOW ME SQUISHED
IN THE BACK OF THE SEDAN WITH
622
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,470
THESE FOUR SHIRTLESS COLLEGE
BOYS.
623
00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:36,474
AND WE'RE DRUNK AND HAVE SPHUF
WRITTEN ALL OVER THEM AND
624
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:37,542
EVERYTHING.
625
00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:40,845
AND I'M JUST VERY THRILLED THAT
THAT PART GOT QUUT.
626
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:44,449
>> MARGOT, WERE YOU AT ALL
SHOCKED BY THE DEBAUCHERY IN THE
627
00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:46,384
FILM?
628
00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:50,221
>> WELL, I THINK AFTER WOLF OF
WALL STREET I'M A LITTLE DE
629
00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:51,055
SENSE ADVERTISED.
630
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:52,223
>> YES.
631
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:55,493
>> BUT THAT WAS TEN YEARS AGO
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMETHING
632
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,394
THAT CRAZEER SINCE.
633
00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:57,962
HONESTLY EVERYONE GOT DE SENSE
ADVERTISED.
634
00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:01,332
YEAH, THE FIRST COUPLE OF TAKES
EVERYONE RUNS IN, PUTS A ROBE
635
00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:02,166
ON.
636
00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:03,634
AFTER THE THIRD OR FOURTH, IT'S
JUST.
637
00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:04,435
>> THAT'S IT.
638
00:35:04,502 --> 00:35:05,670
>> THAT'S IT.
639
00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:08,473
>> I MEAN IN THE FILM, JEAN,
YOUR CHARACTER TRIES TO TEACH
640
00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:12,477
MARGOT'S CHARACTER HOW TO BE A
LADY AND HOW TO SPEAK PROPERLY.
641
00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:16,414
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER DID YOU
EVER HAVE ANYONE TEACH YOU THE
642
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:18,716
DOS AND DON'TS AS YOU WERE
BEGINNING YOUR CAREER.
643
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:23,154
DID YOU YOU HAVE ANYBODY TALK TO
YOU ABOUT HOW TO BE A LADY?
644
00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:26,491
>> I WAS SORT OF A GOODY
TWO-SHOES, HI A GRAND MOTHER WHO
645
00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:30,461
WAS VERY VICTORIAN AND CAME TO
SEE A PLAY I WAS IN AND WROTE ME
646
00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:32,964
A NOTE ABOUT MOW I SHOULD REACH
FOR HIGHER THINGS.
647
00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:38,369
BUT MY MOTHER DID TELL ME THAT
NICE GIRLS WEAR SLIPS.
648
00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:39,070
>> OH.
649
00:35:39,136 --> 00:35:39,937
>> THERE YOU GO.
650
00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:41,205
>> WHAT ABOUT YOU, MARGOT.
651
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:42,607
>> THAT WAS HER LIFE LESSON.
652
00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:44,342
>> THAT WAS IN THE 40S.
653
00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:46,477
>> NICE GIRLS WEAR SLIPS.
654
00:35:46,544 --> 00:35:47,678
>> YES.
655
00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:51,148
>> WHAT BUT, MARGOT, DID YOU
EVER TAKE ANY KIND OF ELOCUTION
656
00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:53,451
OR ETIQUETTE LESSONS OR ANYTHING
LIKE THAT?
657
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:55,353
>> NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT.
658
00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:58,489
BUT I WOULD SAY THE CLOSEST
THING, WHEN I WAS ON NEIGHBORS
659
00:35:58,556 --> 00:36:01,225
WHICH AS YOU KNOW, MAYBE
EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS IS AN
660
00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:06,764
AUSTRALIAN SOAP, ABOUT AS
AUSTRALIAN AS VEGIE MITE.
661
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:09,734
I GOT A JOB AND THEY GOT A
DIALECT COACH IN BECAUSE I
662
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,770
SOUNDED TOO AUSTRALIAN FOR THE
AUSTRALIAN CHARACTER I WAS
663
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:13,938
PLAYING.
664
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,174
SO I GUESS I KIND OF DID A
SIMILAR THING, OUR CHARACTERS IN
665
00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:20,444
THE MOVIE, JEAN'S CHARACTER,
ROUND, ROUND YOUR VOWELLS, BLAH,
666
00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:24,615
BLAH, IT WAS KIND OF THAT,
ROUNDING OUT MY AUSTRALIAN
667
00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:25,249
ACCENTOR.
668
00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:26,951
>> SO HOW AUSTRALIAN WAS IT.
669
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,786
>> GIVE US AN EXAMPLE.
670
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:32,189
>> LIKE REALLY AUSTRALIAN, I WAS
LIKE WHAT DUE MEAN, WHAT'S WRONG
671
00:36:32,256 --> 00:36:34,058
WITH MY VOICE, I COULDN'T HEAR
IT.
672
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:38,963
>> YOU DO THIS FOR US, IN YOUR
MOST AUSTRALIAN ACCENT WILL YOU
673
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,132
LOOK DOWN CAMERA TWO AND READ
WHAT IT SAYS.
674
00:36:41,198 --> 00:36:43,301
>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
675
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,369
>> YEAH, WE WILL, COME ON BACK,
EVERYBODY.
676
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:57,214
>> ONE DAY EVERY PERSON, EVERY
FILM SHOT THIS YEAR WILL BE DEAD
677
00:36:57,281 --> 00:37:04,155
AND ONE DAY ALL THOSE FILMS WILL
BE-- AND ALL THEIR GHOSTS WILL
678
00:37:04,221 --> 00:37:08,759
DINE TOGETHER, GO TO THE JUNGLE,
TO WAR TOGETHER.
679
00:37:08,826 --> 00:37:13,030
THE CHILD BORN IN 50 YEARS WILL
STUMBLE ACROSS YOUR IMAGE
680
00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:20,338
FLICKERING ON A SCREEN AND FEEL
HE KNOWS YOU, LIKE A FRIEND,
681
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,406
THOUGH YOU BREATHED YOUR LAST
BEFORE HE BREATHED HIS FIRST.
682
00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:30,781
>> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM
"BABYLON," WHICH IS IN THEATERS
683
00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:34,919
EVERYWHERE DECEMBER 23rd.
684
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:37,121
YOU'VE GOT TO GO
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
685
00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:40,458
FOR OUR GUESTS?
686
00:37:40,524 --> 00:37:45,196
SEE IT.
687
00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:49,166
OUI, MR. JAMES.
688
00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:58,275
(SPEAKING FRENCH) OKAY, THERE WE
GO, THAT IS BETTER.
689
00:37:58,342 --> 00:38:03,481
WHENEVER YOU ARE STANDING IN
SOME KIND OF BODY OF WATER SUCH
690
00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:14,392
AS A HOT TUB, DO YOU EVER THINK
LIKE HOW DID I GET HERE?
691
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:19,263
>> I JUST ENJOY-- I JUST
ENJOY-- I JUST ENJOY THE SWIM,
692
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,431
YEAH.
693
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:21,198
>> I THINK IF YOU ARE ASKING
YOURSELF THAT, YOU SHOULD GET
694
00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:24,402
OUT RIGHT AWAY.
695
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:29,173
OR YOU WILL BE POACHED.
696
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:35,746
>> I JUST CHECKED WITH HAND-- HE
SAYS THAT IS CORRECT.
697
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:39,750
>> PLEASE THANK OUR WONDERFUL
GUEST, JEAN SMART, MARGOT
698
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,819
ROBBIE, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
EVERYBODY.
699
00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:59,870
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
700
00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:00,871
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
701
00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:02,073
HAPPY CHRISTMAS.
702
00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:03,507
FROM ALL OF US HERE, WE LOVE YOU
VERY, VERY MUCH AND YOU WILL
703
00:39:03,574 --> 00:39:04,875
NEVER KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO US
THAT YOU TUNE IN AND WATCH THIS
704
00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:07,011
GO AND SPEND TIME WITH ALL THE
PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE AND WE'LL
705
00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:09,880
BE BACK NEXT YEAR AND WE CAN'T
WAIT TO SEE YOU, REGGIE, TAKE US
706
00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:12,349
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.