1 00:00:13,504 --> 00:00:16,777 GAMER 1 This is an easy kill. 2 00:00:18,514 --> 00:00:20,150 Man, this nigga's scared. I can feel it. 3 00:00:20,183 --> 00:00:22,054 You lost, bro. 4 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:23,356 You already lost. 5 00:00:25,495 --> 00:00:28,099 Come catch a fade like a man, bro. 6 00:00:28,133 --> 00:00:29,536 It's two on one, nigga. 7 00:00:29,570 --> 00:00:31,740 -I like the odds. 8 00:00:31,774 --> 00:00:33,578 I got a full tank for that ass. 9 00:00:33,611 --> 00:00:35,748 Yeah, I'm finna burn this boy ass up right here. 10 00:00:37,418 --> 00:00:39,155 Yeah, come get this smoke, fool. 11 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:45,334 You still playing, bro? 12 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:47,672 GAMER 1 This nigga's jerking off somewhere. 13 00:00:47,706 --> 00:00:49,141 You jerking, bro? 14 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:51,079 Jerking off to this kill I'm about to get. 15 00:00:51,112 --> 00:00:53,316 GAMER 2 What the fuck did you just say? 16 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:55,622 Nigga, you gay as hell. 17 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:59,228 I know where you at, bro. You can't hide. 18 00:00:59,262 --> 00:01:01,600 You guys are dog shit. 19 00:01:05,541 --> 00:01:07,512 Nigga, that was lame as hell. 20 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:09,683 You only won 'cause you camping. We play for real. 21 00:01:09,716 --> 00:01:11,754 "You only won 'cause you camping." 22 00:01:11,787 --> 00:01:13,524 I don't know, this win looks pretty real to me. 23 00:01:13,557 --> 00:01:15,227 Oh, you good as shit, bro. 24 00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:16,830 -You must not get no pussy. 25 00:01:16,864 --> 00:01:18,701 I'm too busy fucking to get good at this game. 26 00:01:18,734 --> 00:01:21,674 I'm getting my dick sucked right now by your mom over here. 27 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,376 You want to talk to her? Oh, wait, wait, wait. 28 00:01:23,410 --> 00:01:25,515 She's too busy with my dick in her mouth. 29 00:01:25,548 --> 00:01:27,619 -Hey, pass her to me, bro. 30 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,856 Hey, why don't you two niggers go find your dads, okay? 31 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,794 -Fuck you say to me? -You heard me, bitch. 32 00:01:31,827 --> 00:01:33,497 Yo, tell me where you live, little man. 33 00:01:33,531 --> 00:01:35,100 We got to talk face-to-face about this shit. 34 00:01:35,133 --> 00:01:37,438 Okay, I got you. I live at 765 Fuck You Avenue. 35 00:01:37,471 --> 00:01:38,674 What city is that? 36 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:40,444 What city is that, pussy? 37 00:01:40,477 --> 00:01:41,780 GAMER 1 "Uh, 765 Fuck You Avenue, uh..." 38 00:01:44,151 --> 00:01:46,122 Eat a fucking banana. Shut the fuck up. 39 00:02:17,251 --> 00:02:20,290 A 15-year-old Black male was killed last night 40 00:02:20,324 --> 00:02:22,929 in a routine traffic stop in the Lenox Mall parking lot. 41 00:02:22,962 --> 00:02:25,334 Officers thought the young man in the backseat 42 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:27,839 was reaching for a weapon that turned out to be a phone. 43 00:02:27,872 --> 00:02:30,545 They fired five shots into the car. 44 00:02:30,578 --> 00:02:32,782 The boy later died at Grady Hospital. 45 00:02:32,816 --> 00:02:34,853 His father has vowed to sue the city. 46 00:02:34,886 --> 00:02:37,659 -Damn, that's sad. 47 00:02:37,692 --> 00:02:39,261 You see why I don't want you hanging out 48 00:02:39,295 --> 00:02:41,466 with your friends in DeKalb? 49 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:42,802 Them cops are looking for a reason 50 00:02:42,836 --> 00:02:44,940 to kill young Black men. 51 00:02:44,973 --> 00:02:46,810 I don't think I'll have that problem, 52 00:02:46,844 --> 00:02:48,848 but okay. 53 00:02:48,881 --> 00:02:51,553 Yeah, you got your friends at school fooled, 54 00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:53,524 but I know where you got that big-ass nose. 55 00:02:53,557 --> 00:02:55,427 And it ain't your mama. 56 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:57,866 That kid probably did something that warranted it, anyways. 57 00:02:57,899 --> 00:03:00,303 Like what? Be Black in America? 58 00:03:00,337 --> 00:03:02,207 Cops always say "freeze" first. 59 00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:05,480 -Just listen, duh. -Man... 60 00:03:05,515 --> 00:03:09,656 You know, sometimes I kind of wish you'd get pulled over, 61 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,894 just so you can see. 62 00:03:11,927 --> 00:03:14,499 You know, that would happen if you would, like, 63 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:16,670 let me borrow the car. 64 00:03:16,704 --> 00:03:17,972 So you can crash it? 65 00:03:18,006 --> 00:03:19,710 Then how am I supposed to get to work? 66 00:03:19,743 --> 00:03:22,549 -Huh? -Or you can get me a new one? 67 00:03:22,582 --> 00:03:24,318 -Boy... -As a graduation gift? 68 00:03:24,351 --> 00:03:26,990 Boy, your white friends really got you confused, 69 00:03:27,024 --> 00:03:28,627 -don't they? 70 00:03:28,661 --> 00:03:30,430 Me and your auntie, 71 00:03:30,464 --> 00:03:31,767 we're taking you to the Golden Corral 72 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,240 when you graduate, and that is it. 73 00:03:38,012 --> 00:03:40,484 You take a look at that FAFSA information like I asked? 74 00:03:40,518 --> 00:03:41,754 Aaron, I done told you a hundred times, 75 00:03:41,787 --> 00:03:43,691 I ain't looking at no loans. 76 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,728 I ain't filling out no F-A-S-A. 77 00:03:45,762 --> 00:03:47,331 I'm ain't cosigning anything. 78 00:03:47,364 --> 00:03:48,801 If you want to get into that school, 79 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:49,936 you'll figure it out. 80 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:51,807 Didn't I tell you to save? 81 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,410 How much you save? 82 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:55,915 Like... $4,000. 83 00:03:55,948 --> 00:03:57,752 See? That ain't bad. 84 00:03:57,786 --> 00:03:59,890 A year at ASC is $50,000, Dad. 85 00:03:59,923 --> 00:04:02,294 Damn! 86 00:04:02,327 --> 00:04:03,864 That's too bad, son. 87 00:04:03,898 --> 00:04:06,436 Looks like you ain't gonna be getting into that school. 88 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,665 I do know one thing, though. 89 00:04:20,698 --> 00:04:23,036 If you're still in my house when you graduate, 90 00:04:23,069 --> 00:04:24,639 you're paying rent. 91 00:04:24,673 --> 00:04:26,543 Yeah, I know. 92 00:04:26,577 --> 00:04:29,348 And if you miss that bus again, you're walking. 93 00:04:29,381 --> 00:04:31,553 -Four miles? -Or catching MARTA, 94 00:04:31,587 --> 00:04:33,891 which we both know you're too scared to do. 95 00:04:33,924 --> 00:04:35,828 Bye, Dad. 96 00:04:43,611 --> 00:04:45,515 -Aaron! -What? 97 00:04:45,548 --> 00:04:46,984 I love you. 98 00:04:47,017 --> 00:04:48,988 Oh, my God, I know. 99 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:50,925 Jesus. 100 00:05:00,443 --> 00:05:02,414 Oh, can you believe it? 101 00:05:02,447 --> 00:05:04,686 Congratulations, babe. 102 00:05:04,719 --> 00:05:06,523 -I'm so excited. 103 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,828 This is how it all starts-- our lives. 104 00:05:08,861 --> 00:05:10,932 I know. It's amazing. 105 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:13,369 So, did you get a scholarship? 106 00:05:13,403 --> 00:05:15,575 -Takes care of half of it. -What? 107 00:05:15,608 --> 00:05:18,346 We have to figure out what dorm we're gonna be in. 108 00:05:18,379 --> 00:05:21,653 Yeah, maybe we could be on the same floor. 109 00:05:21,687 --> 00:05:23,757 What's wrong? 110 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,795 Have you not figured out tuition? 111 00:05:25,828 --> 00:05:27,499 Did your dad fill out the FAFSA? 112 00:05:27,532 --> 00:05:28,868 Yes, I promise, 113 00:05:28,901 --> 00:05:30,103 I'm-a get him to fill it out. 114 00:05:30,136 --> 00:05:31,907 -I'm going to ASC. -ASC! 115 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,409 Go Moles! 116 00:05:33,443 --> 00:05:35,046 No fucking way! 117 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,084 -Oh, you got in?! -Go Moles. 118 00:05:37,117 --> 00:05:38,921 -Of course, yeah. -Oh, my God! 119 00:05:38,954 --> 00:05:40,558 You better be at every one of my games. 120 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,495 You better be at every one of my games. 121 00:05:42,529 --> 00:05:44,064 Uh, yeah. I'm gonna be too hungover for that, so... 122 00:05:44,098 --> 00:05:45,768 -Okay. Oh, my God! 123 00:05:45,801 --> 00:05:47,705 WOMAN All graduating seniors 124 00:05:47,739 --> 00:05:50,076 please report to the auditorium. 125 00:05:51,178 --> 00:05:53,449 That's weird. 126 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,621 Do you think it's a drunk driving accident? 127 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,124 -Is anyone missing? -I don't know. 128 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,894 Listen, who cares? 129 00:05:58,928 --> 00:06:01,567 If we have a free day, we can just go to my house. 130 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,537 -Yeah. Let's go. 131 00:06:07,645 --> 00:06:10,116 Settle down. 132 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:11,887 Settle down. 133 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,962 We have a very special guest speaker here today. 134 00:06:15,995 --> 00:06:18,534 I had the pleasure of meeting this man 135 00:06:18,567 --> 00:06:20,504 at a special engagement this weekend. 136 00:06:20,538 --> 00:06:22,709 I told him I was the principal 137 00:06:22,742 --> 00:06:25,146 at Stonewall Jackson High School, 138 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:27,585 and he shared that he was an alumnus 139 00:06:27,619 --> 00:06:29,522 of this very same school. 140 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,827 He is a businessman, 141 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:36,536 philanthropist, philosopher, Christian. 142 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:40,544 He has some words of wisdom for this year's graduating class, 143 00:06:40,578 --> 00:06:42,949 and he wanted to speak with you. 144 00:06:42,982 --> 00:06:45,955 Give a big Bobcat welcome 145 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:49,596 to Mr. Robert "Shea" Lee. 146 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,126 Knock 'em dead. 147 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,832 It's all on you. All eyes on you, Robert. 148 00:07:13,978 --> 00:07:15,615 Good morning, graduating class. 149 00:07:15,648 --> 00:07:18,486 My name is Robert "Shea" Lee. 150 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:22,528 Many of you may not know me, but guess what? 151 00:07:22,562 --> 00:07:24,064 I know you. 152 00:07:24,098 --> 00:07:27,572 I'm the heir to the Pink Oil hair moisturizer fortune, 153 00:07:27,605 --> 00:07:29,709 and my grandfather Stymie Banks built this empire 154 00:07:29,743 --> 00:07:31,980 -from the ground up. -Mm-hmm. 155 00:07:32,014 --> 00:07:34,485 Some of y'all out there would have hair as dry 156 00:07:34,519 --> 00:07:38,560 as a Texas wildfire if it wasn't for my family. 157 00:07:38,594 --> 00:07:39,929 There you go. 158 00:07:39,963 --> 00:07:41,633 But despite all I've given you, 159 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:43,837 I still feel like there is more to give. 160 00:07:43,871 --> 00:07:48,212 -Always. Always. -The question's always been, "But where do we start?" 161 00:07:48,246 --> 00:07:49,949 When I met your principal, 162 00:07:49,983 --> 00:07:51,620 I was not expecting to hear the words 163 00:07:51,653 --> 00:07:53,222 "Stonewall Jackson High School." 164 00:07:53,256 --> 00:07:54,492 Those words, 165 00:07:54,526 --> 00:07:57,498 they brought me back... 166 00:07:57,532 --> 00:08:01,172 back to a time that wasn't always good for me here. 167 00:08:01,205 --> 00:08:03,610 And it was at that moment I realized, 168 00:08:03,644 --> 00:08:05,915 -we start at the beginning. -Mm-hmm. 169 00:08:05,948 --> 00:08:07,518 That's right. 170 00:08:07,552 --> 00:08:09,088 -This was my beginning. -Okay, now. 171 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:12,729 Look, folks, I'm-a make this quick. 172 00:08:12,762 --> 00:08:15,868 I'm gonna donate a million dollars to your school. 173 00:08:15,901 --> 00:08:19,509 And I'm changing the name from that degenerate slave owner, 174 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:23,016 to one of the richest Black men this side of the Mississippi. 175 00:08:23,049 --> 00:08:24,853 From now on, this school is gonna be named 176 00:08:24,886 --> 00:08:26,823 the Robert S. Lee High School. 177 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:34,906 But wait, there's more. We're getting even crazier. 178 00:08:34,939 --> 00:08:39,849 I am going to pay every single senior's college tuition... 179 00:08:41,953 --> 00:08:43,156 Hallelujah! 180 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,959 ASC, baby! 181 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:47,130 Yeah! 182 00:08:47,164 --> 00:08:49,703 -...who's Black. 183 00:09:04,064 --> 00:09:06,636 Black students, report to the gym 184 00:09:06,670 --> 00:09:08,707 by00 today and God bless you. 185 00:09:27,712 --> 00:09:28,781 Unbelievable. 186 00:09:28,814 --> 00:09:29,916 This is bullshit. 187 00:09:29,949 --> 00:09:31,920 Like, can he really do that? 188 00:09:31,953 --> 00:09:34,024 No, I feel like we can sue him for discrimination. 189 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:35,293 I mean, this is what they did to Black people in the '50s, 190 00:09:35,326 --> 00:09:36,863 -right? -Exactly. 191 00:09:36,897 --> 00:09:38,734 This is fucked up. 192 00:09:39,969 --> 00:09:41,105 This is fucked up, right, Aaron? 193 00:09:41,138 --> 00:09:42,842 -Hmm? -It's fucked up? 194 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:45,146 Oh, yeah, it's really fucked up. 195 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:47,150 I just don't understand why you would even need to do that. 196 00:09:47,184 --> 00:09:49,154 I mean, they already go to school for free. 197 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:51,025 Exactly. There's so many, like, programs and foundations 198 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,697 and shit to help them. Like-like, what do we get? 199 00:09:53,730 --> 00:09:55,366 Well, you're not supposed to say it out loud, 200 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,306 but it's super easy to go to school if you're Black, so... 201 00:09:58,339 --> 00:10:00,243 I don't think it's super easy. 202 00:10:00,276 --> 00:10:02,615 I'm sure it's not easy if you're Black and poor. 203 00:10:02,648 --> 00:10:04,218 I don't know, babe. 204 00:10:04,251 --> 00:10:05,688 My friend was dating a Black guy, 205 00:10:05,721 --> 00:10:07,692 and he got accepted to all his colleges 206 00:10:07,725 --> 00:10:09,729 -on a free ride. -What was his name? 207 00:10:10,865 --> 00:10:12,367 I don't remember, but regardless, 208 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,171 he's probably gonna stay in school for one year 209 00:10:14,204 --> 00:10:15,975 -and then go straight to the NBA. -Yeah, 210 00:10:16,008 --> 00:10:18,045 and he's gonna make a ton of money doing that. 211 00:10:18,079 --> 00:10:19,983 Probably didn't even need that scholarship. 212 00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:22,354 Oh, yeah. I remember now. 213 00:10:22,387 --> 00:10:23,857 -Zion Wilson. 214 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,795 -Williams... son. -William... 215 00:10:25,828 --> 00:10:27,698 -Williams-- Whatever. -William-Williamson. 216 00:10:27,732 --> 00:10:29,001 Thank you, Jesus! 217 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:30,069 Oh, my God. 218 00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:32,073 Oh, my God, dude. 219 00:10:32,107 --> 00:10:33,811 -So over it, dude. 220 00:10:33,844 --> 00:10:36,081 You know, it's just like, "Relax." 221 00:10:36,115 --> 00:10:37,652 Yeah. Like, why do you need to shout? 222 00:10:37,685 --> 00:10:40,123 -Like, what's...? -Way too much, dude. 223 00:10:40,156 --> 00:10:43,664 Um, I got to go talk to the counselor about the FAFSA loan. 224 00:10:43,697 --> 00:10:45,200 Catch y'all later? 225 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:46,937 -- Yeah, all right. -- See you. 226 00:11:16,796 --> 00:11:20,470 -Okay. 227 00:11:22,942 --> 00:11:24,913 -Hey. 228 00:11:24,946 --> 00:11:27,317 -There's auditions for this? 229 00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:29,021 He picking who's actually Black. 230 00:11:29,054 --> 00:11:30,189 Crazy, right? 231 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,762 Everyone's giving it a shot. 232 00:11:32,795 --> 00:11:35,200 Shouldn't it be based on, like, your parents? 233 00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:37,237 I did my research on this guy. 234 00:11:37,270 --> 00:11:40,276 He doesn't believe that ADOS necessitates "Blackness." 235 00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:43,449 He's really talking about the culture of Black in America. 236 00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:46,155 -It's a nuanced discussion. 237 00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:48,226 Mm-hmm. 238 00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:50,363 Yo, could you... 239 00:11:50,396 --> 00:11:52,334 could you wave check me? Just... 240 00:11:54,772 --> 00:11:57,077 All right, I'm-a fuck with y'all, then. 241 00:11:59,782 --> 00:12:01,185 Wow. 242 00:12:01,218 --> 00:12:04,358 Hey! Redbone! 243 00:12:05,326 --> 00:12:07,732 -Yeah, you! -Oh. 244 00:12:07,765 --> 00:12:11,105 You up next! Come on. 245 00:12:15,213 --> 00:12:17,919 -Good luck. 246 00:12:23,964 --> 00:12:25,901 Hello? 247 00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,308 -- Mm-hmm. -- Come into the light. 248 00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:43,804 Ooh, look at this high yellow nigga. Ha! 249 00:12:43,837 --> 00:12:45,340 What's your name, boy? 250 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,477 Uh... Aaron. 251 00:12:47,511 --> 00:12:50,283 -You said Aaron? -It's kind of Black. 252 00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:52,020 -It's in the Bible. -Kind of. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 253 00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:53,557 -- Hank Aaron. -- Yeah. 254 00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:55,026 Shut up, fool. That don't count. 255 00:12:55,059 --> 00:12:56,462 -It don't. 256 00:12:56,496 --> 00:12:59,101 All right. Let's get started. 257 00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:00,571 We're gonna ask you a few questions. 258 00:13:02,508 --> 00:13:06,315 Name me six things that mix with Hennessy. 259 00:13:06,348 --> 00:13:08,252 Ooh, shit. 260 00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:10,056 Um... 261 00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:12,928 Coke? 262 00:13:12,962 --> 00:13:14,899 -All right. -Good. 263 00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:17,304 Rum? 264 00:13:17,337 --> 00:13:19,074 -He said... -What he say? 265 00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:20,276 -Huh? -He said, "Rum." 266 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:21,546 -Rum. 267 00:13:21,579 --> 00:13:22,982 -Shit, oh, shit. -He might have something. 268 00:13:23,015 --> 00:13:24,484 -That might be good! 269 00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:25,954 I'd try that. 270 00:13:25,988 --> 00:13:28,359 -Mango. 271 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,562 -Coconut. -He say "Mango"? 272 00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:32,033 -Mango? -And... ice? 273 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,503 All right, all right. All right. 274 00:13:33,537 --> 00:13:35,373 Now he just making up shit, but he's creative. 275 00:13:35,406 --> 00:13:37,077 That's all right. The rum, the rum was good enough. 276 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,414 -It was creative. All right. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 277 00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:41,185 Uh... 278 00:13:41,218 --> 00:13:43,557 What happened to that boy at Lenox Mall... 279 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,894 Oh! I-I heard about that on the radio this morning. 280 00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:48,600 Uh, a police officer killed him in a routine traffic stop, 281 00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:50,871 and his dad was in the car. 282 00:13:50,904 --> 00:13:53,109 Yeah, crazy. 283 00:13:53,142 --> 00:13:55,446 I didn't say, "What happened to that boy at Lenox Mall?" 284 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,852 I said, "What happened to that boy at Lenox Mall..." 285 00:13:57,885 --> 00:13:59,956 And the answer was: 286 00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:02,127 -"Mm-mm-mm..." -Damn shame. 287 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,131 Mm-mm, mmm, mm-mm. 288 00:14:04,164 --> 00:14:06,035 All right. Enough of the warm-up. 289 00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:08,339 -Let's get down to the nitty-gritty. -Mm-hmm. 290 00:14:08,372 --> 00:14:11,278 All right, how long can chicken sit on the stove? 291 00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:13,082 Um... 292 00:14:13,115 --> 00:14:16,589 Bobby and Whitney, or Will and Jada? 293 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,394 Whitney. No, no, no, no, Jada. 294 00:14:19,428 --> 00:14:21,131 Where's the first place you take your cousin 295 00:14:21,165 --> 00:14:22,400 after he get out of jail? 296 00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:24,137 Why did The Five Heartbeats break up? 297 00:14:24,171 --> 00:14:25,908 "Your mama" or "your mother"? 298 00:14:25,941 --> 00:14:28,312 Uh... SoBe Lizard Milk? 299 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:29,882 NBA Youngboy. 300 00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:31,485 Silk pillow covers? 301 00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:33,489 What color are Wendy's napkins? 302 00:14:33,523 --> 00:14:34,992 DJ Doo-Doo Brown. 303 00:14:35,026 --> 00:14:36,663 227 and Amen? 304 00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:39,101 Holy Spirit or the Holy Ghost? 305 00:14:39,134 --> 00:14:40,303 Mustard or mayonnaise? 306 00:14:40,336 --> 00:14:41,539 Crisco. 307 00:14:41,573 --> 00:14:44,411 If her foot is in it, it's good? 308 00:14:44,444 --> 00:14:47,117 Take this pencil, go make a beat on that table. 309 00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,419 The price is on the can. 310 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,356 -Orange or grape Kool-Aid? 311 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,928 -Spell "Dante." -DQ or Popeyes? 312 00:14:52,962 --> 00:14:54,599 What soda is good for you? 313 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:58,272 If Ne-Yo's hat gets any lower, it's gonna be on his blank? 314 00:14:58,305 --> 00:15:00,143 Meghan Trainor. Essence Fest. 315 00:15:00,176 --> 00:15:04,284 -L-A-Q-U-E-S... 316 00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:08,560 He stupid. He stupid. 317 00:15:09,662 --> 00:15:12,200 -- All right. This was fun. -- It was fun. 318 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,137 You can say that again. 319 00:15:14,171 --> 00:15:16,241 Got to be honest, we had a good time. 320 00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:17,444 Yeah. 321 00:15:17,477 --> 00:15:20,316 But the tribunal has concluded that 322 00:15:20,349 --> 00:15:22,220 -we are not giving you the scholarship. -Mm-mm. 323 00:15:22,253 --> 00:15:24,492 Wait. Why? 324 00:15:24,525 --> 00:15:26,128 You ain't Black, boy. 325 00:15:26,161 --> 00:15:27,698 But my dad's Black. 326 00:15:27,731 --> 00:15:29,267 Well, then have him come here, and then I'll give him 327 00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:30,537 -the scholarship. -Mm-hmm. 328 00:15:30,571 --> 00:15:31,639 Yeah, that nigga ain't go to college. 329 00:15:32,741 --> 00:15:34,211 This isn't fair! 330 00:15:34,244 --> 00:15:35,213 You're not giving me the scholarship 331 00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:36,482 because I'm light skin?! 332 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,260 You are white! 333 00:15:43,262 --> 00:15:44,632 -Greg. -You are-- You shut the fuck up! 334 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:47,303 -You are white! You white! -Hold on, Greg. 335 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:50,109 He just told you, Blacks only. 336 00:15:50,143 --> 00:15:53,249 He couldn't answer any of the questions, could he? 337 00:15:53,282 --> 00:15:55,687 -He's white! -Hmm. 338 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,257 Off-white. 339 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,960 I knew he was white 340 00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:00,363 when he first walked up in here. 341 00:16:00,396 --> 00:16:02,200 And he ain't got no Black friends. 342 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,302 How you know that? 343 00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:05,507 I'll tell you why come I know. 344 00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:08,179 'Cause if he did have some Black friends, 345 00:16:08,212 --> 00:16:10,283 they would have told his white ass 346 00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:12,086 not to come walking up in here 347 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,527 with them Matcha-colored Allbirds. Mm-hmm. 348 00:16:15,561 --> 00:16:18,667 How long you been coasting on your whiteness, son? 349 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,673 -See, I used to know a guy like you back in the day. -Mm-hmm. 350 00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:23,442 His name was Clarence Thomas. 351 00:16:23,475 --> 00:16:25,413 Oh, shit. 352 00:16:25,446 --> 00:16:28,085 -He got his. -Clarence Thomas? 353 00:16:28,118 --> 00:16:29,487 You just got yours. 354 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,628 Case dismissed. 355 00:16:32,661 --> 00:16:34,699 Now, take your ass on out of here. 356 00:16:36,603 --> 00:16:38,472 You didn't have to call the boy Clarence Thomas. 357 00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:39,609 Shit, he ain't that white. 358 00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:49,094 I'm not Black because I have white friends? 359 00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:50,731 -We should sue him. 360 00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:52,467 I'm serious. Is this funny to you? 361 00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:54,271 -A little bit, yeah. -Dad, 362 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,141 I won't get to go to college because this guy's racist, 363 00:16:56,174 --> 00:16:58,479 or colorist or whatever. Fuck this dude! 364 00:16:58,513 --> 00:17:01,485 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, kemosabe. 365 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,259 Relax, some-- I mean, that's part of being Black. 366 00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:07,731 Sometimes you don't get the things you know you deserve. 367 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,467 So, just charge it to the game. 368 00:17:09,502 --> 00:17:11,506 Hey, listen, uh, I'm gonna be at the workshop tonight, 369 00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:13,342 so I'll be home a little late. 370 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:15,681 So, if you could take out... 371 00:17:15,714 --> 00:17:18,620 Hey? You good? 372 00:17:18,653 --> 00:17:20,489 Who is D'Andre and why are you talking to him? 373 00:17:20,524 --> 00:17:22,093 KATE I wasn't. 374 00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:23,563 He commented on my page. 375 00:17:23,597 --> 00:17:26,368 But you responded. I literally saw you respond. 376 00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:28,439 Would you chill? I met him on a school tour. 377 00:17:28,472 --> 00:17:30,677 -It's not a big deal. -Don't tell me to chill. 378 00:17:30,711 --> 00:17:32,848 If this was some chick I met on tour at ASC, 379 00:17:32,881 --> 00:17:34,719 you'd be livid and you fucking know it. 380 00:17:34,752 --> 00:17:37,357 No, I wouldn't, 'cause I know you're not going to ASC. 381 00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:40,363 What? 382 00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:44,104 Look, Aaron... 383 00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,475 I know you're not going. 384 00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:51,451 You kept pushing it off, and... 385 00:17:51,485 --> 00:17:55,293 I know you haven't applied for loans, and... 386 00:17:55,326 --> 00:17:57,263 I know you don't have the money. 387 00:17:58,432 --> 00:18:01,138 You're just... 388 00:18:01,171 --> 00:18:03,643 not going, and... 389 00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:09,154 ...we should just... 390 00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:11,258 end this now. 391 00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:16,368 What are you saying? 392 00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:20,577 I think we should break up. 393 00:18:23,182 --> 00:18:25,587 I'm sorry, Aaron. 394 00:18:26,723 --> 00:18:30,196 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 395 00:18:46,328 --> 00:18:47,665 Dog shit. 396 00:18:48,867 --> 00:18:50,837 Man, this nigga's scared. I can feel it. 397 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:55,212 This nigga's trash. 398 00:18:56,214 --> 00:18:57,785 Get him out of here. 399 00:18:57,818 --> 00:18:59,588 I am going to pay 400 00:18:59,622 --> 00:19:02,360 every single senior's college tuition... 401 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:03,663 You ready to die, white boy? 402 00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:05,466 ...who's Black. 403 00:19:07,504 --> 00:19:08,873 You are white! 404 00:19:10,911 --> 00:19:13,783 He just told you, Blacks only. 405 00:19:13,817 --> 00:19:16,355 You are white! You white! 406 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:17,925 I mean, that's part of being Black. 407 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,628 Sometimes you don't get the things you know you deserve. 408 00:19:19,662 --> 00:19:21,231 GREG You are white! You white! 409 00:19:23,937 --> 00:19:26,208 You are white! 410 00:20:31,304 --> 00:20:33,442 Who are you? 411 00:20:33,475 --> 00:20:36,248 Felix. Who are you? 412 00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:38,787 What are you doing? 413 00:20:39,755 --> 00:20:41,358 I'm about to burn this motherfucker down. 414 00:20:41,391 --> 00:20:42,861 What are you doing? 415 00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:46,401 He said you weren't Black, too. 416 00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:51,712 My parents are from Nigeria. 417 00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:53,917 I was born there, but I don't even remember it. 418 00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:55,486 I'm from Lithonia. 419 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,591 Hmm. 420 00:20:58,593 --> 00:20:59,895 Hmm. 421 00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:02,300 -I get it. -Get what? 422 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,738 I understand what he means. 423 00:21:04,772 --> 00:21:06,909 You're not really Black. 424 00:21:06,943 --> 00:21:08,847 You have an entire culture to pull from. 425 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,919 You know where you're from, you can trace your lineage, 426 00:21:11,953 --> 00:21:14,390 and you have a country to go home to. 427 00:21:14,424 --> 00:21:16,328 That's not really Black. 428 00:21:16,361 --> 00:21:17,598 Well, I'm Blacker than you. 429 00:21:17,631 --> 00:21:19,869 You look like fucking Frankie Muniz. 430 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,608 You think if I walk down the street in your neighborhood, 431 00:21:22,641 --> 00:21:24,745 they're not gonna stop me because I'm African? 432 00:21:24,778 --> 00:21:26,481 I had to take the bus here and assemble this shit 433 00:21:26,516 --> 00:21:28,418 by the dumpster. 434 00:21:28,452 --> 00:21:30,322 Bet you just walked on over here, in front of everyone. 435 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,428 Keep your Black card tucked, bruh. 436 00:21:34,899 --> 00:21:38,038 Listen, I really don't care anymore. 437 00:21:38,071 --> 00:21:39,809 I'm burning the school down. Excuse me. 438 00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:43,015 With what? Your little bargain bin flamethrower? 439 00:21:43,048 --> 00:21:45,452 Nigga, I'm burning this school down. 440 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,095 You know what? 441 00:21:50,129 --> 00:21:52,400 What if I burn you first? 442 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:54,738 Oh, wait. Too late. 443 00:21:56,943 --> 00:21:58,345 Was that a dark skin joke? 444 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,095 Got you, bitch. 445 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,841 Oh, fuck! 446 00:23:02,874 --> 00:23:05,145 -Fuck! Ah! Ow, ow! 447 00:23:31,097 --> 00:23:33,736 This is where the Black kids eat. 448 00:23:39,047 --> 00:23:40,617 -Freeze! 449 00:24:09,675 --> 00:24:11,912 Oh, my God. 450 00:24:11,946 --> 00:24:13,616 My school. 451 00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:18,726 Hey, did you try to burn my school down? 452 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:25,507 You really wanted that scholarship, didn't you, boy? 453 00:24:26,809 --> 00:24:28,178 Well, before they wheel you away, 454 00:24:28,211 --> 00:24:30,617 just know one thing. 455 00:24:30,650 --> 00:24:32,153 Getting shot by the police 456 00:24:32,186 --> 00:24:34,925 is the Blackest thing anybody can do. 457 00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:37,196 -Make sure he survives, okay? 458 00:24:37,229 --> 00:24:38,800 Take him to "White Grady." 459 00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,069 You mean Emory? 460 00:24:40,102 --> 00:24:42,541 White Grady. 461 00:24:43,676 --> 00:24:45,547 Hey. 462 00:24:46,582 --> 00:24:47,684 Don't worry about your medical bills. 463 00:24:47,718 --> 00:24:48,820 We're gonna take care of those. 464 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,826 Here's your scholarship check, okay? 465 00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:53,896 -Thank you, sir. -Just get better. 466 00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:55,199 Thank you, sir. 467 00:24:56,535 --> 00:24:58,506 All right. 468 00:25:37,016 --> 00:25:38,686 You know, shit was crazy. 469 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,857 You know, just try to keep your head down, lay low. 470 00:25:40,890 --> 00:25:42,761 -Mm-hmm. -You'll be good, you know? 471 00:25:42,794 --> 00:25:45,967 But, yeah, my PO cool and all, still a pain in my ass, though. 472 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,107 Nigga act like he own me or some shit. 473 00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:52,146 But yeah, you know, this is my favorite type right here. 474 00:25:52,179 --> 00:25:53,983 They don't pay me enough to tell you that. 475 00:25:54,016 --> 00:25:56,020 -But, I fuck with it, you feel me? 476 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,125 -So... -Aaron? 477 00:26:00,663 --> 00:26:02,266 Hold on one sec. 478 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:04,036 -Take this up front. -Okay. 479 00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:05,573 Tell Derrick to fuck with you with my discount code, 480 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,209 -a'ight? -Okay. 481 00:26:08,178 --> 00:26:10,115 You gonna text me? A'ight. 482 00:26:10,149 --> 00:26:12,019 I'll see you later. 483 00:26:12,052 --> 00:26:13,723 That ass stupid. 484 00:26:15,025 --> 00:26:16,629 What's up? 485 00:26:20,804 --> 00:26:22,674 Nothing, um... 486 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,745 How are you? 487 00:26:27,082 --> 00:26:30,657 I'm good. Good. 488 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:31,859 How's ASC? 489 00:26:32,894 --> 00:26:34,598 It's great. 490 00:26:36,101 --> 00:26:38,906 How's, um... 491 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:40,577 How's here? 492 00:26:41,946 --> 00:26:44,785 It's a'ight. You know. 493 00:26:44,818 --> 00:26:47,991 Same old shit, different day, you know how it goes. 494 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:03,054 Cool. Um... Yeah. 495 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,791 All right. 496 00:27:05,927 --> 00:27:07,029 It's good to see you. 497 00:27:08,198 --> 00:27:09,267 Hey. 498 00:27:11,806 --> 00:27:13,308 Can I be honest with you? 499 00:27:15,212 --> 00:27:18,886 I've never been more attracted to you in my life. 500 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:28,806 Aaron...