1 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:22,544 This is an easy kill. 2 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:25,895 Man, this nigga's scared. I can feel it. 3 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:27,679 You lost, bro. 4 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:28,985 You already lost. 5 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:33,772 Come catch a fade like a man, bro. 6 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:35,252 It's two on one, nigga. 7 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:37,472 - I like the odds. 8 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:39,387 I got a full tank for that ass. 9 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,476 Yeah, I'm finna burn this boy ass up right here. 10 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,827 Yeah, come get this smoke, foo. 11 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:51,225 You still playing, bro? 12 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:53,575 This nigga's jerking off somewhere. 13 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:54,750 You jerking, bro? 14 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:57,013 Jerking off to this kill I'm about to get. 15 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,102 What the fuck did you just say? 16 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:01,496 Nigga, you gay as hell. 17 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:04,890 I know where you at, bro. You can't hide. 18 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:07,284 You guys are dog shit. 19 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:13,551 Nigga, that was lame as hell. 20 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:15,640 You only won 'cause you campin. We play for real. 21 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:17,555 "You only won 'cause you camping." 22 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,296 I don't know, this win looks pretty real to me. 23 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:20,863 Oh, you good as shit, bro. 24 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:22,952 - You must not get no pussy. 25 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,736 I'm too busy fucking to get good at this game. 26 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:27,609 I'm getting my dick sucked right now by your mom over here. 27 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:28,958 You want to talk to her? Oh, wait, wait, wait. 28 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,134 She's too busy with my dick in her mouth. 29 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,528 Hey, pass her to me, bro. 30 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:35,965 Hey, why don't you two niggers go find your dads, okay? 31 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,532 - Fuck you say to me? - You heard me, bitch. 32 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:38,968 Yo, tell me where you live, little man. 33 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:40,535 We got to talk face-to-face about this shit. 34 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:43,146 Okay, I got you. I live at 765 Fuck You Avenue. 35 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:44,321 What city is that? 36 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:45,975 What city is that, pussy? 37 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,542 "Uh, 765 Fuck You Avenue, uh.." 38 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:51,111 Eat a fucking banana. Shut the fuck up. 39 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:26,407 A 15-year-old Black male was killed last night 40 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:29,105 in a routine traffic stop in the Lenox Mall parking lot. 41 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,499 Officers thought the young man in the backseat 42 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,892 was reaching for a weapon that turned out to be a phone. 43 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:36,286 They fired five shots into the car. 44 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:38,723 The boy later died at Grady Hospital. 45 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:40,899 His father has vowed to sue the city. 46 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:43,598 - Damn, that's sad. 47 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:45,034 You see why I don't want you hanging out 48 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:47,210 with your friends in DeKalb? 49 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:48,516 Them cops are looking for a reason 50 00:02:48,559 --> 00:02:50,735 to kill young Black men. 51 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:52,476 I don't think I'll have that problem, 52 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,913 but okay. 53 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:57,264 Yeah, you got your friends at school fooled, 54 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:59,222 but I know where you got that big-ass nose. 55 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,224 And it ain't your mama. 56 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:03,705 That kid probably did something that warranted it, anyways. 57 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:06,186 Like what? Be Black in America? 58 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,970 Cops always say "freeze" first. 59 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:11,452 - Just listen, duh. - Man... 60 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:15,238 You know, sometimes I kind of wish you'd get pulled over, 61 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:18,067 just so you can see. 62 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,938 You know, that would happen if you would, like, 63 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:22,245 let me borrow the car. 64 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,855 So you can crash it? 65 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,640 Then how am I supposed to get to work? 66 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:28,295 - Huh? - Or you can get me a new one? 67 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,079 - Boy... - As a graduation gift? 68 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:32,864 Boy, your white friends really got you confused, 69 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,170 - don't they? 70 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,259 Me and your auntie, 71 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:37,739 we're taking you to the Golden Corral 72 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:40,698 when you graduate, and that is it. 73 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,400 You take a look at that FAFSA information like I asked? 74 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:47,357 Aaron, I done told you a hundred times, 75 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:49,272 I ain't looking at no loans. 76 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,361 I ain't filling out no F-A-S-A. 77 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,102 I'm ain't cosigning anything. 78 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:54,451 If you want to get into that school, 79 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:55,757 you'll figure it out. 80 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,454 Didn't I tell you to save? 81 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:58,977 How much you save? 82 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:01,676 Like... $4,000. 83 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,373 See? That ain't bad. 84 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:05,680 A year at ASC is $50,000, Dad. 85 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:08,117 Damn! 86 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,858 That's too bad, son. 87 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:11,773 Looks like you ain't gonna be getting into that school. 88 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:26,570 I do know one thing, though. 89 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,920 If you're still in my house when you graduate, 90 00:04:28,964 --> 00:04:30,182 you're paying rent. 91 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,533 Yeah, I know. 92 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:35,144 And if you miss that bus again, you're walking. 93 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:37,538 - Four miles? - Or catching MARTA, 94 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:39,583 which we both know you're too scared to do. 95 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,411 Bye, Dad. 96 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,812 - Aaron! - What? 97 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:52,727 I love you. 98 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:54,729 Oh, my God, I know. 99 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,296 Jesus. 100 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,046 Oh, can you believe it? 101 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:10,353 Congratulations, babe. 102 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,486 - I'm so excited. 103 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,531 This is how it all starts-- our lives. 104 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,751 I know. It's amazing. 105 00:05:16,794 --> 00:05:19,188 So, did you get a scholarship? 106 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:21,582 - Takes care of half of it. - What? 107 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:24,106 We have to figure out what dorm we're gonna be in. 108 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:27,152 Yeah, maybe we could be on the same floor. 109 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:29,372 What's wrong? 110 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,418 Have you not figured out tuition? 111 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:32,854 Did your dad fill out the FAFSA? 112 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:34,551 Yes, I promise, 113 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:35,987 I'm-a get him to fill it out. 114 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,641 - I'm going to ASC. - ASC! 115 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:38,947 Go Moles! 116 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,905 No fucking way! 117 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,994 - Oh, you got in?! - Go Moles. 118 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,996 - Of course, yeah. - Oh, my God! 119 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,346 You better be at every one of my games. 120 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,391 You better be at every one of my games. 121 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,914 Uh, yeah. I'm gonna be too hungover for that, so... 122 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,742 - Okay. Oh, my God! 123 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,178 All graduating seniors 124 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:55,355 please report to the auditorium. 125 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,228 That's weird. 126 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:01,491 Do you think it's a drunk driving accident? 127 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,014 - Is anyone missing? - I don't know. 128 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:05,016 Listen, who cares? 129 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,323 If we have a free day, we can just go to my house. 130 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,281 - Yeah. Let's go. 131 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:15,766 Settle down. 132 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,942 Settle down. 133 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:21,729 We have a very special guest speaker here today. 134 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:24,427 I had the pleasure of meeting this man 135 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,211 at a special engagement this weekend. 136 00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:28,518 I told him I was the principal 137 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:31,042 at Stonewall Jackson High School, 138 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:33,262 and he shared that he was an alumnus 139 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,133 of this very same school. 140 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:37,832 He is a businessman, 141 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:42,445 philanthropist, philosopher, Christian. 142 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:46,231 He has some words of wisdom for this year's graduating class, 143 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,625 and he wanted to speak with you. 144 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:51,628 Give a big Bobcat welcome 145 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:54,936 to Mr. Robert "Shea" Lee. 146 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,082 Knock 'em dead. 147 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:13,171 It's all on you. All eyes on you, Robert. 148 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:21,397 Good morning, graduating class. 149 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,791 My name is Robert "Shea" Lee. 150 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:28,099 Many of you may not know me, but guess what? 151 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:29,797 I know you. 152 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,453 I'm the heir to the Pink Oil hair moisturizer fortune, 153 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:35,498 and my grandfather Stymie Banks built this empire 154 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,979 - from the ground up. - Mm-hmm. 155 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,329 Some of y'all out there would have hair as dry 156 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:44,202 as a Texas wildfire if it wasn't for my family. 157 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:45,682 There you go. 158 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:47,597 But despite all I've given you, 159 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:50,034 I still feel like there is more to give. 160 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:54,125 - Always. Always. - The question's always been, "But where do we start?" 161 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,605 When I met your principal, 162 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,302 I was not expecting to hear the words 163 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,869 "Stonewall Jackson High School." 164 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,349 Those words, 165 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:03,439 they brought me back... 166 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,138 back to a time that wasn't always good for me here. 167 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,532 And it was at that moment I realized, 168 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,578 - we start at the beginning. - Mm-hmm. 169 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:12,927 That's right. 170 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,929 - This was my beginning. - Okay, now. 171 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:18,846 Look, folks, I'm-a make this quick. 172 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:22,110 I'm gonna donate a million dollars to your school. 173 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:25,374 And I'm changing the name from that degenerate slave owner, 174 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:28,812 to one of the richest Black men this side of the Mississippi. 175 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,466 From now on, this school is gonna be named 176 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,381 the Robert S. Lee High School. 177 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:41,085 But wait, there's more. We're getting even crazier. 178 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:45,437 I am going to pay every single senior's college tuition... 179 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,963 Hallelujah! 180 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,268 ASC, baby! 181 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:52,836 Yeah! 182 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,056 - ...who's Black. 183 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:12,290 Black students, report to the gym 184 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:14,728 by 4:00 today and God bless you. 185 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,399 Unbelievable. 186 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:35,618 This is bullshit. 187 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,751 Like, can he really do that? 188 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:40,101 No, I feel like we can sue him for discrimination. 189 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,319 I mean, this is what they did to Black people in the '50s, 190 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,494 - right? - Exactly. 191 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:44,148 This is fucked up. 192 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:46,934 This is fucked up, right, Aaron? 193 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,979 - Hmm? - It's fucked up? 194 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:51,329 Oh, yeah, it's really fucked up. 195 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,027 I just don't understand why you would even need to do that. 196 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:55,159 I mean, they already go to school for free. 197 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,987 Exactly. There's so many, like, programs and foundations 198 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,729 and shit to help them. Like-like, what do we get? 199 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,470 Well, you're not supposed to say it out loud, 200 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:04,342 but it's super easy to go to school if you're Black, so... 201 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,257 I don't think it's super easy. 202 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:08,259 I'm sure it's not easy if you're Black and poor. 203 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,174 I don't know, babe. 204 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,654 My friend was dating a Black guy, 205 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,656 and he got accepted to all his colleges 206 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,049 - on a free ride. - What was his name? 207 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,400 I don't remember, but regardless, 208 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:20,097 he's probably gonna stay in school for one year 209 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,925 - and then go straight to the NBA. - Yeah, 210 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,710 and he's gonna make a ton of money doing that. 211 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,276 Probably didn't even need that scholarship. 212 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,279 Oh, yeah. I remember now. 213 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,629 - Zion Wilson. 214 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,805 - Williams... son. - William... 215 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,371 - Williams-- Whatever. - William-Williamson. 216 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:34,677 Thank you, Jesus! 217 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,765 Oh, my God. 218 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,767 Oh, my God, dude. 219 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,813 - So over it, dude. 220 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,771 You know, it's just like, "Relax." 221 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,294 Yeah. Like, why do you need to shout? 222 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:46,167 - Like, what's...? - Way too much, dude. 223 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,213 Um, I got to go talk to the counselor about the FAFSA loan. 224 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,998 Catch y'all later? 225 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,695 - Yeah, all right. - See you. 226 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:26,250 - Okay. 227 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:31,038 - Hey. 228 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:33,257 - There's auditions for this? 229 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,606 He picking who's actually Black. 230 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,912 Crazy, right? 231 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,741 Everyone's giving it a shot. 232 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,004 Shouldn't it be based on, like, your parents? 233 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,311 I did my research on this guy. 234 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:46,140 He doesn't believe that ADOS necessitates "Blackness." 235 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:49,447 He's really talking about the culture of Black in America. 236 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,841 - It's a nuanced discussion. 237 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,017 Mm-hmm. 238 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,280 Yo, could you... 239 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,152 could you wave check me? Just... 240 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,765 All right, I'm-a fuck with y'all, then. 241 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,943 Wow. 242 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,729 Hey! Redbone! 243 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,733 - Yeah, you! - Oh. 244 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,823 You up next! Come on. 245 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,699 - Good luck. 246 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,098 Hello? 247 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,189 - Mm-hmm. - Come into the light. 248 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:49,420 Ooh, look at this high yellow nigga. Ha! 249 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:50,900 What's your name, boy? 250 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,511 Uh... Aaron. 251 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:56,123 - You said Aaron? - It's kind of Black. 252 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,820 - It's in the Bible. - Kind of. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 253 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,648 - Hank Aaron. - Yeah. 254 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:00,823 Shut up, fool. That don't count. 255 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,433 - It don't. 256 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,827 All right. Let's get started. 257 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,437 We're gonna ask you a few questions. 258 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:12,226 Name me six things that mix with Hennessy. 259 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,749 Ooh, shit. 260 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,316 Um... 261 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:18,493 Coke? 262 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,408 - All right. - Good. 263 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:23,237 Rum? 264 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,760 - He said... - What he say? 265 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,153 - Huh? - He said, "Rum." 266 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,676 - Rum. 267 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:28,764 - Shit, oh, shit. - He might have something. 268 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,244 - That might be good! 269 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,767 I'd try that. 270 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,248 - Mango. 271 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,379 - Coconut. - He say "Mango"? 272 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,860 - Mango? - And... ice? 273 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,253 All right, all right. All right. 274 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,255 Now he just making up shit, but he's creative. 275 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,865 That's all right. The rum, the rum was good enough. 276 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,954 - It was creative. All right. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 277 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,087 Uh... 278 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,567 What happened to that boy at Lenox Mall... 279 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,874 Oh! I-I heard about that on the radio this morning. 280 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,398 Uh, a police officer killed him in a routine traffic stop, 281 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,226 and his dad was in the car. 282 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,316 Yeah, crazy. 283 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,362 I didn't say, "What happened to that boy at Lenox Mall?" 284 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,581 I said, "What happened to that boy at Lenox Mall..." 285 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,890 - "Mm-mm-mm..." - Damn shame. 286 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,892 Mm-mm, mmm, mm-mm. 287 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,199 All right. Enough of the warm-up. 288 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,201 - Let's get down to the nitty-gritty. - Mm-hmm. 289 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:17,073 All right, how long can chicken sit on the stove? 290 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:18,988 Um... 291 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:22,296 Bobby and Whitney, or Will and Jada? 292 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:25,299 Whitney. No, no, no, no, Jada. 293 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,822 Where's the first place you take your cousin 294 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,997 after he get out of jail? 295 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,825 Why did The Five Heartbeats break up? 296 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,609 "Your mama" or "your mother"? 297 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,829 Uh... SoBe Lizard Milk? 298 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,526 NBA Youngboy. 299 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,528 Silk pillow covers? 300 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,182 What color are Wendy's napkins? 301 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,488 DJ Doo-Doo Brown. 302 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,533 227 and Amen? 303 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,709 Holy Spirit or the Holy Ghost? 304 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:45,797 Mustard or mayonnaise? 305 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,190 Crisco. 306 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:50,324 If her foot is in it, it's good? 307 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,717 Take this pencil, go make a beat on that table. 308 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:53,936 The price is on the can. 309 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,112 - Orange or grape Kool-Aid? 310 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:58,636 - Spell "Dante." - DQ or Popeyes? 311 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,421 What soda is good for you? 312 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:04,120 If Ne-Yo's hat gets any lower, it's gonna be on his blank? 313 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,861 Meghan Trainor. Essence Fest. 314 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,821 - L-A-Q-U-E-S... 315 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,000 He stupid. He stupid. 316 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,960 - All right. This was fun. - It was fun. 317 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,049 You can say that again. 318 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,964 Got to be honest, we had a good time. 319 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,357 Yeah. 320 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,403 But the tribunal has concluded that 321 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,970 - we are not giving you the scholarship. - Mm-mm. 322 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,146 Wait. Why? 323 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,843 You ain't Black, boy. 324 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,671 But my dad's Black. 325 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,064 Well, then have him come here, and then I'll give him 326 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,370 - the scholarship. - Mm-hmm. 327 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,458 Yeah, that nigga ain't go to college. 328 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,808 This isn't fair! 329 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:40,983 You're not giving me the scholarship 330 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,115 because I'm light skin?! 331 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:47,598 You are white! 332 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,384 - Greg. - You are-- You shut the fuck up! 333 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,995 - You are white! You white! - Hold on, Greg. 334 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,911 He just told you, Blacks only. 335 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,914 He couldn't answer any of the questions, could he? 336 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,395 - He's white! - Hmm. 337 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,005 Off-white. 338 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,746 I knew he was white 339 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,269 when he first walked up in here. 340 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,010 And he ain't got no Black friends. 341 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,098 How you know that? 342 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,535 I'll tell you why come I know. 343 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,103 'Cause if he did have some Black friends, 344 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,062 they would have told his white ass 345 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,977 not to come walking up in here 346 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,545 with them Matcha-colored Allbirds. Mm-hmm. 347 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:24,766 How long you been coasting on your whiteness, son? 348 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,421 - See, I used to know a guy like you back in the day. - Mm-hmm. 349 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,031 His name was Clarence Thomas. 350 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,207 Oh, shit. 351 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,601 - He got his. - Clarence Thomas? 352 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,081 You just got yours. 353 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:38,736 Case dismissed. 354 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,521 Now, take your ass on out of here. 355 00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,090 You didn't have to call the boy Clarence Thomas. 356 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,004 Shit, he ain't that white. 357 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,360 This guy's a psycho! 358 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,752 I'm not Black because I have white friends? 359 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,537 - We should sue him. 360 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,365 I'm serious. Is this funny to you? 361 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,062 - A little bit, yeah. - Dad, 362 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,021 I won't get to go to college because this guy's racist, 363 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,458 or colorist or whatever. Fuck this dude! 364 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,156 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, kemosabe. 365 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,291 Relax, some-- I mean, that's part of being Black. 366 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,684 Sometimes you don't get the things you know you deserve. 367 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,599 So, just charge it to the game. 368 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,253 Hey, listen, uh, I'm gonna be at the workshop tonight, 369 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,168 so I'll be home a little late. 370 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,562 So, if you could take out... 371 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:24,782 Hey? You good? 372 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,393 Who is D'Andre and why are you talking to him? 373 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:27,742 I wasn't. 374 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,352 He commented on my page. 375 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:32,268 But you responded. I literally saw you respond. 376 00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,357 Would you chill? I met him on a school tour. 377 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,838 - It's not a big deal. - Don't tell me to chill. 378 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,840 If this was some chick I met on tour at ASC, 379 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,494 you'd be livid and you fucking know it. 380 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,800 No, I wouldn't, 'cause I know you're not going to ASC. 381 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:45,934 What? 382 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,938 Look, Aaron... 383 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,071 I know you're not going. 384 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,293 You kept pushing it off, and... 385 00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:01,036 I know you haven't applied for loans, and... 386 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,733 I know you don't have the money. 387 00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,694 You're just... 388 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,175 not going, and... 389 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,702 ...we should just... 390 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,660 end this now. 391 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,839 What are you saying? 392 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,279 I think we should break up. 393 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,284 I'm sorry, Aaron. 394 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:35,853 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 395 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,567 Dog shit. 396 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,135 Man, this nigga's scared. I can feel it. 397 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,487 This nigga's trash. 398 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,794 Get him out of here. 399 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,666 I am going to pay 400 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,234 every single senior's college tuition... 401 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,496 You ready to die, white boy? 402 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,106 ...who's Black. 403 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,805 You are white! 404 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,680 He just told you, Blacks only. 405 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:22,335 You are white! You white! 406 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,858 I mean, that's part of being Black. 407 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,729 Sometimes you don't get the things you know you deserve. 408 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:26,991 You are white! You white! 409 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,518 You are white! 410 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,846 Who are you? 411 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,457 Felix. Who are you? 412 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,417 What are you doing? 413 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:46,984 I'm about to burn this motherfucker down. 414 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,377 What are you doing? 415 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,685 He said you weren't Black, too. 416 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,560 My parents are from Nigeria. 417 00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,693 I was born there, but I don't even remember it. 418 00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:00,868 I'm from Lithonia. 419 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,131 Hmm. 420 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,829 Hmm. 421 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,223 - I get it. - Get what? 422 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,486 I understand what he means. 423 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,836 You're not really Black. 424 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,925 You have an entire culture to pull from. 425 00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:17,798 You know where you're from, you can trace your lineage, 426 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:20,104 and you have a country to go home to. 427 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,150 That's not really Black. 428 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:23,325 Well, I'm Blacker than you. 429 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,371 You look like fucking Frankie Muniz. 430 00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,635 You think if I walk down the street in your neighborhood, 431 00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:30,724 they're not gonna stop me because I'm African? 432 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:31,812 I had to take the bus here and assemble this shit 433 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:34,336 by the dumpster. 434 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,511 Bet you just walked on over here, in front of everyone. 435 00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:38,819 Keep your Black card tucked, bruh. 436 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:44,041 Listen, I really don't care anymore. 437 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,869 I'm burning the school down. Excuse me. 438 00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,959 With what? Your little bargain bin flamethrower? 439 00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:50,744 Nigga, I'm burning this school down. 440 00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:56,097 You know what? 441 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,012 What if I burn you first? 442 00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,275 Oh, wait. Too late. 443 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:03,539 Was that a dark skin joke? 444 00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:45,451 Got you, bitch. 445 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:08,517 Oh, fuck! 446 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,911 - Fuck! Ah! Ow, ow! 447 00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:39,287 This is where the Black kids eat. 448 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,033 - Freeze! 449 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:17,760 Oh, my God. 450 00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,109 My school. 451 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:24,332 Hey, did you try to burn my school down? 452 00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:30,904 You really wanted that scholarship, didn't you, boy? 453 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,081 Well, before they wheel you away, 454 00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:36,344 just know one thing. 455 00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:38,128 Getting shot by the police 456 00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:40,696 is the Blackest thing anybody can do. 457 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,351 - Make sure he survives, okay? 458 00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:44,526 Take him to "White Grady." 459 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,006 You mean Emory? 460 00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:47,921 White Grady. 461 00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:50,924 Hey. 462 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:53,492 Don't worry about your medical bills. 463 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:54,144 We're gonna take care of those. 464 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:57,713 Here's your scholarship check, okay? 465 00:24:57,757 --> 00:24:59,585 - Thank you, sir. - Just get better. 466 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:00,629 Thank you, sir. 467 00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,937 All right. 468 00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:44,586 You know, shit was crazy. 469 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:46,588 You know, just try to keep your head down, lay low. 470 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,590 - Mm-hmm. - You'll be good, you know? 471 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:51,941 But, yeah, my PO cool and all, still a pain in my ass, though. 472 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:54,988 Nigga act like he own me or some shit. 473 00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:58,121 But yeah, you know, this is my favorite type right here. 474 00:25:58,165 --> 00:25:59,862 They don't pay me enough to tell you that. 475 00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:01,864 - But, I fuck with it, you feel me? 476 00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:03,736 - So... - Aaron? 477 00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:08,436 Hold on one sec. 478 00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:09,916 - Take this up front. - Okay. 479 00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:11,221 Tell Derrick to fuck with you with my discount code, 480 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:12,571 - a'ight? - Okay. 481 00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:16,009 You gonna text me? A'ight. 482 00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:17,924 I'll see you later. 483 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:19,316 That ass stupid. 484 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,102 What's up? 485 00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:28,195 Nothing, um... 486 00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:30,240 How are you? 487 00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:36,072 I'm good. Good. 488 00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:37,117 How's ASC? 489 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,033 It's great. 490 00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:44,646 How's, um... 491 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:45,952 How's here? 492 00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:50,870 It's a'ight. You know. 493 00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:53,394 Same old shit, different day, you know how it goes. 494 00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:08,844 Cool. Um... Yeah. 495 00:27:08,888 --> 00:27:10,367 All right. 496 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:12,587 It's good to see you. 497 00:27:13,893 --> 00:27:14,720 Hey. 498 00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:18,854 Can I be honest with you? 499 00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:24,207 I've never been more attracted to you in my life. 500 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:34,304 Aaron...