1 00:00:07,870 --> 00:00:11,308 Mm. There are 5,000 channels on this damn box 2 00:00:11,308 --> 00:00:13,832 and I can't ever find what the hell I want. 3 00:00:13,876 --> 00:00:17,923 E-S-P-N. 4 00:00:17,967 --> 00:00:20,317 Just a regular goddamn remote. 5 00:00:20,404 --> 00:00:21,710 I told you what you need to do. 6 00:00:21,753 --> 00:00:23,146 You need to cut all of that off. 7 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:26,062 You know, the cable, the electric, the gas. 8 00:00:26,106 --> 00:00:27,063 All of it, just... [clicks tongue] cut it off. 9 00:00:27,107 --> 00:00:27,977 Nigga, you know I'm not doing that. 10 00:00:28,021 --> 00:00:29,718 Why not? 11 00:00:29,761 --> 00:00:31,502 'Cause I ain't no hipster living with his sister's 12 00:00:31,546 --> 00:00:33,287 girlfriend's cousin picking boysenberries or some shit. 13 00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:34,766 Nigga, I'm rich. 14 00:00:34,766 --> 00:00:36,725 Plus, you can't stream everything. 15 00:00:36,768 --> 00:00:38,205 What can't you stream? 16 00:00:38,248 --> 00:00:40,076 You know, man, shit like the news. 17 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,078 -Huh? -The news, my nigga? 18 00:00:42,122 --> 00:00:43,558 -This nigga said "the news." -Are you 80 years old? 19 00:00:43,558 --> 00:00:44,907 Yes, nigga. Yeah, the news. 20 00:00:44,994 --> 00:00:46,343 Yeah, I watch that. 21 00:00:46,430 --> 00:00:47,779 I want to stay informed and shit. 22 00:00:47,779 --> 00:00:49,346 That's why I watch CNN. 23 00:00:49,346 --> 00:00:50,086 Isn't CNN that place where you take your kids 24 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:51,783 to play in the fountains? 25 00:00:51,870 --> 00:00:54,090 Look, you want to know if somebody died, TMZ. 26 00:00:54,134 --> 00:00:55,570 You want to know if someone's canceled, Twitter. 27 00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:57,093 You want to know what's going on in the Black community? 28 00:00:57,137 --> 00:00:58,573 ALL: Shade Room comments section. 29 00:00:58,660 --> 00:01:00,836 -Exactly. -Or Lipstick Alley. 30 00:01:00,879 --> 00:01:02,707 -Right. Right. -Yo, y'all heard about that Crank Dat Killer? 31 00:01:02,794 --> 00:01:04,361 Crank Dat what? 32 00:01:04,361 --> 00:01:06,233 DARIUS: Wait, man, Wait. I heard about this theory. 33 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,191 Most of the Black murders that have occurred 34 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,888 in the past year and a half have all been linked 35 00:01:09,932 --> 00:01:11,760 to a common denominator. 36 00:01:11,803 --> 00:01:13,718 All the victims made "Crank Dat" dance videos 37 00:01:13,805 --> 00:01:15,111 back in the day. 38 00:01:15,155 --> 00:01:17,113 -What? -EARN: Yeah. 39 00:01:17,157 --> 00:01:19,463 I-I didn't believe it either, but... 40 00:01:19,463 --> 00:01:21,813 this dude on Lipstick Alley, man, he did his homework, man. 41 00:01:21,813 --> 00:01:23,337 He cited his work and everything. 42 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:25,208 Yeah, I mean, I believe him. 43 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,818 Soulja Boy just better watch his back, 44 00:01:26,818 --> 00:01:28,690 -that's all I know. -[Earn laughs] 45 00:01:28,690 --> 00:01:30,605 Yeah, it's a good thing none of us made "Crank Dat" videos, 46 00:01:30,692 --> 00:01:32,172 'cause this guy seems pissed. 47 00:01:32,172 --> 00:01:33,347 DARIUS: And whoever did, man, 48 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:35,044 they better watch their back. 49 00:01:35,131 --> 00:01:36,828 You know, I bet you he got tabs on 'em and everything. 50 00:01:36,828 --> 00:01:38,830 EARN: Yeah. The FBI wants to talk to anybody 51 00:01:38,917 --> 00:01:40,267 who's been to the Pool Palace, you know, 52 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:41,616 in the past ten years. 53 00:01:41,616 --> 00:01:42,617 [Earn and Darius laugh] 54 00:01:42,617 --> 00:01:43,618 No, I heard the killer got, 55 00:01:43,705 --> 00:01:45,141 like, white glasses like Fabo. 56 00:01:45,185 --> 00:01:47,926 He come in, he like... [humming robotically] 57 00:01:47,970 --> 00:01:49,754 -He got a knife. -Yeah, and with the... [grunts] 58 00:01:49,841 --> 00:01:51,234 [both laugh] 59 00:01:55,717 --> 00:01:56,326 You all right, man? 60 00:01:56,413 --> 00:01:57,980 Hmm? 61 00:02:00,983 --> 00:02:03,203 -[sighs heavily] -♪ Ah...♪ 62 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,161 ♪ Soulja Boy off in this ho♪ 63 00:02:05,205 --> 00:02:07,032 ♪ Watch me crank it, watch me roll♪ 64 00:02:07,076 --> 00:02:08,643 ♪ Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy♪ 65 00:02:08,643 --> 00:02:10,471 ♪ Then Superman that ho♪ 66 00:02:10,514 --> 00:02:12,429 ♪ Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy...♪ 67 00:02:12,429 --> 00:02:14,866 Look, man, it was 2007, all right? 68 00:02:14,953 --> 00:02:16,433 I-I trapped in the parking lot of GreenBriar 69 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,652 the entire summer. 70 00:02:17,652 --> 00:02:19,523 It was hot, it was boring. 71 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:21,656 I must've ate about a hundred Pretzelmaker pretzels, man. 72 00:02:21,743 --> 00:02:24,659 Of course I fucked around and made one of these videos, man. 73 00:02:24,746 --> 00:02:26,878 Look, if you sold drugs in Atlanta, 74 00:02:26,878 --> 00:02:28,532 you made a "Crank Dat" video, okay? 75 00:02:28,532 --> 00:02:31,666 So me and my homie J-Berg, we recorded this. 76 00:02:31,753 --> 00:02:35,670 And this has been on the Internet the entire time? 77 00:02:35,757 --> 00:02:37,672 Man, J-Berg posted that shit. 78 00:02:37,759 --> 00:02:39,456 I would call his ass and tell him to take it down, 79 00:02:39,456 --> 00:02:41,110 but then the nigga would have my phone number. 80 00:02:41,154 --> 00:02:42,894 Plus the nigga's probably dead. 81 00:02:42,894 --> 00:02:47,551 Gotta be real with you, uh, even I don't like this. 82 00:02:47,595 --> 00:02:50,467 But, you know, look, it got 25 views, 83 00:02:50,554 --> 00:02:51,686 so you could be in the good. 84 00:02:51,773 --> 00:02:53,122 The killer may not have even seen it. 85 00:02:53,209 --> 00:02:54,428 Nigga, I ain't worried about no 86 00:02:54,471 --> 00:02:56,560 goddamn "Crank Dat" killer, man. 87 00:02:56,604 --> 00:02:57,909 Hey, look, see if you can get this scrubbed 88 00:02:57,996 --> 00:02:59,520 off the Internet, Earn, all right? 89 00:02:59,563 --> 00:03:00,912 The last thing I need is niggas hyped over this story 90 00:03:00,999 --> 00:03:01,826 finding my ass, all right? 91 00:03:01,826 --> 00:03:03,698 All right. 92 00:03:03,698 --> 00:03:05,003 ♪ Then Superman that ho...♪ 93 00:03:05,047 --> 00:03:06,222 -Mm. -You know, 94 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:07,789 when you look deeper into it, 95 00:03:07,832 --> 00:03:09,138 spiritually it's a little deeper. 96 00:03:09,182 --> 00:03:11,271 You see, our roots... 97 00:03:11,271 --> 00:03:13,577 kind of deal with dancing. 98 00:03:13,577 --> 00:03:15,144 No, you don't gotta do that. This is bad. 99 00:03:15,231 --> 00:03:16,058 -It's real bad. -[video stops] 100 00:03:17,712 --> 00:03:19,583 ♪ Slime♪ 101 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:22,804 ♪ Okay, shit, I just woke up in an animal♪ 102 00:03:22,847 --> 00:03:25,110 ♪ I just woke up in a Lambo♪ 103 00:03:25,154 --> 00:03:26,590 ♪ Flawless baguettes and an orange Richard♪ 104 00:03:26,634 --> 00:03:28,549 ♪ I just had bust down a cantaloupe♪ 105 00:03:28,592 --> 00:03:30,115 ♪ Niggas want beef and I'm tryna be vegan♪ 106 00:03:30,159 --> 00:03:31,726 ♪ But fuck it, bae, bring a can of smoke.♪ 107 00:03:31,726 --> 00:03:33,728 -Whoo! -[claps hands] 108 00:03:33,815 --> 00:03:35,295 'Aight, 15 minutes to record a track. 109 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:36,818 That gotta be a record. [chuckles] 110 00:03:36,861 --> 00:03:38,385 [Earn groans] 111 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:41,518 Man, why is it so hard to get sneakers nowadays? 112 00:03:41,518 --> 00:03:43,041 Me and Darius are trying to get these 113 00:03:43,085 --> 00:03:44,608 Nike Miracles, man. 114 00:03:44,652 --> 00:03:46,741 The shit sold out in, like, 30 seconds. 115 00:03:46,741 --> 00:03:49,265 Yeah, man, resellers got the game fucked up, man. 116 00:03:49,309 --> 00:03:51,528 Might as well be shoe gentrification. 117 00:03:51,528 --> 00:03:53,704 Hey, why don't you just call Nike 118 00:03:53,748 --> 00:03:54,836 and have 'em send you a pair for me? 119 00:03:54,879 --> 00:03:56,533 I already did. They told me to go to hell. 120 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:58,970 It is what it is, man. Sorry. 121 00:03:59,057 --> 00:04:01,886 Hey, man, bounce that track back from the top. 122 00:04:01,973 --> 00:04:03,323 -Hey, Paper Boi. -Yo. 123 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,628 There's a guy in the next room over 124 00:04:04,672 --> 00:04:05,412 that wanted to pop in and say what's up. 125 00:04:05,455 --> 00:04:06,326 Some guy named Doug? 126 00:04:07,675 --> 00:04:10,199 Yeah. 127 00:04:10,199 --> 00:04:12,114 Yeah, tell him it's cool, man. 128 00:04:12,114 --> 00:04:13,333 You can tell him it's cool. 129 00:04:16,118 --> 00:04:18,120 Who? Doug? What? 130 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,557 Nigga, man. No, some-- 131 00:04:20,557 --> 00:04:22,733 -He's a rapper: Some Guy Named Doug. -Oh. 132 00:04:22,777 --> 00:04:24,344 He always trying to get me on a track with his ass and shit. 133 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,736 Man, I mean, he a cool dude, 134 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:27,564 but his music sound like ass, nigga. 135 00:04:27,651 --> 00:04:29,000 -Yeah, his music does suck. -Yeah. 136 00:04:29,044 --> 00:04:30,654 Great guy, though. 137 00:04:30,698 --> 00:04:33,744 [electricity crackles] 138 00:04:33,788 --> 00:04:36,138 Aw, there he go. 139 00:04:36,138 --> 00:04:38,227 -Ha ha! Paper Boi! -Ah... 140 00:04:38,314 --> 00:04:39,576 What's going on, Some Guy Named Doug? 141 00:04:39,576 --> 00:04:41,361 I knew I heard you in here. What's good, man? 142 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,797 Oh, man, you know, laying it down, babe. 143 00:04:42,884 --> 00:04:44,451 Shit, you in here cooking up? 144 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,582 You know, you know, on the regular, man. 145 00:04:45,669 --> 00:04:47,889 Yo, we should get on a song together. 146 00:04:47,932 --> 00:04:49,804 Oh, man, man, I would love to do that, man, 147 00:04:49,891 --> 00:04:51,022 but I'm on my way out, man, 148 00:04:51,022 --> 00:04:52,589 and the system just crashed, my nigga. 149 00:04:52,589 --> 00:04:54,461 -Wow. Really? -Yeah, man. 150 00:04:54,548 --> 00:04:56,637 Well, what you been working on? Play me something. 151 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,334 Oh, man, I can't 'cause the speaker's busted, too, man. 152 00:04:58,378 --> 00:04:59,379 Oh, you can just email it to me. 153 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,337 And the motherfuckin' Wi-Fi down, too. 154 00:05:01,381 --> 00:05:02,817 -All this shit connected, nigga. -What?! 155 00:05:02,817 --> 00:05:04,035 I've been trying to tell these niggas to get a router. 156 00:05:04,079 --> 00:05:05,036 Damn, every time, man. 157 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,256 Look, one of these days 158 00:05:07,256 --> 00:05:08,344 we gonna get on a song together. 159 00:05:08,388 --> 00:05:09,040 -Hey, man, I'm down. -'Aight? 160 00:05:09,084 --> 00:05:10,694 -Yeah. -One day. 161 00:05:10,738 --> 00:05:11,782 -One day, nigga. -'Aight, man, I'm-a call you. 162 00:05:11,826 --> 00:05:13,044 -Hey, you could text. -Okay, I'm-a text you. 163 00:05:13,044 --> 00:05:14,785 -Yeah, yeah. -I got some new beats, too. 164 00:05:14,829 --> 00:05:16,787 -Fire! -All right. Yeah. 165 00:05:16,831 --> 00:05:17,701 -I'm-a send it to you. -All right, you do that. 166 00:05:17,745 --> 00:05:18,920 You do that, you do that you do that. 167 00:05:18,963 --> 00:05:20,922 -That's cool. -[door closes] 168 00:05:20,922 --> 00:05:23,925 I gotta get a new phone, nigga, like, immediately, 'cause... 169 00:05:23,925 --> 00:05:26,797 -Doug's a nice guy. -He's-he's incredibly kind, man. 170 00:05:26,841 --> 00:05:29,496 -Hey, you back this up? -No, we done. 171 00:05:29,583 --> 00:05:31,280 ALFRED: Oh, shit, it's smoking like a motherfucker, man. 172 00:05:34,718 --> 00:05:37,504 Oh, man. 173 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,853 We ain't gotta pay for that, right? Like...? 174 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:40,071 No, we ain't gotta pay for that. 175 00:05:40,115 --> 00:05:41,638 [Alfred mutters] 176 00:05:41,725 --> 00:05:43,379 All right, I'll catch you later. 177 00:05:43,423 --> 00:05:45,294 -Hey, man, hit me when you get home. -All right. 178 00:05:45,338 --> 00:05:47,252 [car alarm chirps] 179 00:05:47,296 --> 00:05:50,604 [car door opens, closes] 180 00:05:50,647 --> 00:05:52,432 [engine starts] 181 00:05:53,911 --> 00:05:55,522 [sighs] 182 00:06:03,094 --> 00:06:04,574 [sighs] 183 00:06:08,361 --> 00:06:10,450 [playing silently] 184 00:06:12,016 --> 00:06:13,757 [Alfred laughs] 185 00:06:13,801 --> 00:06:16,847 Shit, man. 186 00:06:16,891 --> 00:06:19,241 What the fuck was I thinking? 187 00:06:42,351 --> 00:06:43,918 [hip-hop music playing over headphones] 188 00:06:43,961 --> 00:06:45,398 Babe. 189 00:06:46,964 --> 00:06:49,053 Babe! We're here. 190 00:06:52,274 --> 00:06:53,536 My bad. 191 00:06:56,713 --> 00:06:58,236 You should, uh... 192 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:01,588 you should go home, get more sleep before work. 193 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,155 No. Not with your little brother and sister 194 00:07:04,242 --> 00:07:06,593 running around. 195 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,159 Babe, we gotta move out of your mom's place. 196 00:07:08,203 --> 00:07:10,727 Yeah, I know. 197 00:07:10,727 --> 00:07:13,469 I know. 198 00:07:13,513 --> 00:07:16,603 You know, I support your rap career and everything, 199 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:20,476 but maybe it's time you thought about 200 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,392 getting a real job, like a career. 201 00:07:23,479 --> 00:07:26,787 Just in case the rap thing, you know... 202 00:07:33,402 --> 00:07:35,404 [sighs] 203 00:07:35,404 --> 00:07:38,973 Look, baby, remember how I told you about 204 00:07:38,973 --> 00:07:40,757 how Big Sean got discovered? 205 00:07:40,757 --> 00:07:43,194 Yeah. 206 00:07:43,194 --> 00:07:44,631 You said he rapped for Kanye 207 00:07:44,674 --> 00:07:46,633 outside of a radio station or something. 208 00:07:46,676 --> 00:07:48,548 Exactly. 209 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,855 All I need is one opportunity. 210 00:07:51,855 --> 00:07:54,162 And I'm gonna be prepared for when that moment comes. 211 00:07:54,205 --> 00:07:55,511 Just have faith. 212 00:07:55,555 --> 00:07:57,992 Please? 213 00:07:58,079 --> 00:07:59,254 Okay. 214 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,347 I promise you that everything's gonna be okay. 215 00:08:07,001 --> 00:08:08,655 All right, take care of Mommy, Little Juanita. 216 00:08:25,149 --> 00:08:26,803 So who is this guy? 217 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:30,546 Uh, he is but a man with many shoes. 218 00:08:30,590 --> 00:08:33,201 The neighborhood knows him as Shoe Man. 219 00:08:33,244 --> 00:08:36,073 So he's kind of like Sock Man, except for shoes. 220 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,251 Yeah, but Sock Man had an actual store. 221 00:08:40,251 --> 00:08:41,470 This-this is a van. 222 00:08:41,514 --> 00:08:44,560 No, man, this guy's legit. 223 00:08:44,604 --> 00:08:46,519 Shoe know what it is. Yes, sir. 224 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,697 Hey... 225 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,394 Hop in, gentlemen. 226 00:08:53,830 --> 00:08:55,310 All right. 227 00:09:01,490 --> 00:09:02,491 Get that door for me, champ? 228 00:09:02,578 --> 00:09:03,318 -Oh, yeah. -Appreciate you. 229 00:09:07,322 --> 00:09:10,499 So how can I help you boys? 230 00:09:10,586 --> 00:09:12,501 We want to get the... the Nike Miracles. 231 00:09:12,501 --> 00:09:15,417 -Yeah, they're sold out... -What size? 232 00:09:15,504 --> 00:09:17,071 11. Right? 233 00:09:17,071 --> 00:09:18,289 -11 for you, too? -Yeah, 11. 234 00:09:23,294 --> 00:09:24,731 -I got 11, 10 and a half. 235 00:09:24,774 --> 00:09:26,863 -Last two. -Ah. 236 00:09:26,950 --> 00:09:29,300 EARN: Really? 237 00:09:29,387 --> 00:09:30,737 Damn, that's surprising. 238 00:09:30,824 --> 00:09:32,869 They usually don't be having any 11s. 239 00:09:32,956 --> 00:09:34,305 Whoa! 240 00:09:34,349 --> 00:09:36,090 -Yes. -Really? 241 00:09:36,177 --> 00:09:38,092 -Yes. -These legit? 242 00:09:38,092 --> 00:09:40,181 Yeah, they real. That's why they call me the Shoe Man. 243 00:09:40,224 --> 00:09:41,225 [both chuckle] 244 00:09:41,312 --> 00:09:43,097 -All right. -Damn. 245 00:09:43,184 --> 00:09:44,751 Um, how much? 246 00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:46,448 Nothing, really. 247 00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:48,711 Just let me see you two kiss. 248 00:09:51,322 --> 00:09:53,063 -I'm sorry? -What? 249 00:09:53,107 --> 00:09:55,892 Just let me see y'all two kiss in the backseat. 250 00:09:55,892 --> 00:09:58,112 -All right. I mean, that's easy. -Wait. No, no, no. 251 00:09:58,112 --> 00:09:59,461 Wait. Hold on. 252 00:09:59,461 --> 00:10:00,767 How much for the shoes, man? 253 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:02,072 How much money do you want? 254 00:10:02,116 --> 00:10:04,858 I don't need money, man. Everybody got money. 255 00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:06,555 Yeah, man, look, it ain't that big of a deal. 256 00:10:06,555 --> 00:10:07,991 We just knock this out. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. 257 00:10:08,078 --> 00:10:09,776 -I don't want to kiss you. -Be on with our day. 258 00:10:09,863 --> 00:10:12,430 Look, I know you're not gay, bro. 259 00:10:12,474 --> 00:10:14,563 -[muttering] -That's not the point. Okay? 260 00:10:14,563 --> 00:10:17,218 I don't want to kiss my friend for shoes. 261 00:10:17,261 --> 00:10:19,786 So, what, you want to kiss a stranger? 262 00:10:19,873 --> 00:10:21,135 -I don't understand what... -I don't want to kiss 263 00:10:21,222 --> 00:10:22,919 anybody,Darius. 264 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:24,268 [knocking on window] 265 00:10:24,268 --> 00:10:27,010 Damn, y'all back? 266 00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:29,273 I'm gonna need an answer, fellas, I got a line. 267 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:33,843 Do you need to look at 'em again? 268 00:10:39,066 --> 00:10:41,155 [laughs] 269 00:10:41,198 --> 00:10:43,374 Nigga is stupid. 270 00:10:44,854 --> 00:10:46,377 Trash. 271 00:10:57,954 --> 00:10:59,521 [scoffs] 272 00:11:13,187 --> 00:11:14,884 [line ringing] 273 00:11:18,409 --> 00:11:19,933 -MAN [over phone]: Hello? -Hello? 274 00:11:19,976 --> 00:11:22,762 Hey, hey. Hey, Soulja, man, what's up, man? 275 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,851 Paper Boi? What up, brah? 276 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,591 Oh, you know, man, I'm coolin', coolin'. 277 00:11:26,635 --> 00:11:30,204 Hey, hey, I got a dumbass qu-- I got a dumbass question, man. 278 00:11:30,247 --> 00:11:32,380 Yeah? What up? 279 00:11:32,423 --> 00:11:35,644 Um, you heard anything about this "Crank Dat" killer stuff? 280 00:11:35,731 --> 00:11:37,951 Are you serious? Of course I have. 281 00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:39,996 I got more "Crank Dat" content on the Internet than anyone. 282 00:11:39,996 --> 00:11:41,650 Too much to count. 283 00:11:41,737 --> 00:11:43,783 I basically invented YouTube. 284 00:11:43,783 --> 00:11:44,958 Yeah, definitely. 285 00:11:45,001 --> 00:11:47,003 [exhales sharply] You lucky, man. 286 00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:48,396 Lucky you ain't got a bunch of 287 00:11:48,439 --> 00:11:49,571 "Crank Dat" videos like me. 288 00:11:49,571 --> 00:11:52,052 Oh, you know what? 289 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:56,012 [laughs] This shit. Back in the day, man, I did, actually. 290 00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:57,971 What? 291 00:11:58,014 --> 00:12:00,190 What are you saying, man? You made a "Crank Dat" song? 292 00:12:00,234 --> 00:12:02,105 Yeah, man, but... [scoffs] I ain't call it that. 293 00:12:02,105 --> 00:12:03,672 I called it the "Crank Dat Jimmy Neutron." 294 00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:06,631 -You know what I'm saying? -Nigga, what?! That was you? 295 00:12:06,675 --> 00:12:09,199 Yo, you gotta skip town just like me then. 296 00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:10,548 Wait, you serious? 297 00:12:10,592 --> 00:12:12,115 If I was you, I'd be on the way 298 00:12:12,159 --> 00:12:13,682 to my safe farm right now. 299 00:12:13,769 --> 00:12:16,119 Safe farm? What the hell is a safe farm? 300 00:12:16,163 --> 00:12:17,904 A farm that's safe. 301 00:12:17,991 --> 00:12:19,253 If you don't got a safe farm, you good as dead. 302 00:12:19,296 --> 00:12:20,558 You know... 303 00:12:20,602 --> 00:12:22,212 "Like a good nigga, 304 00:12:22,256 --> 00:12:24,998 safe farm is there." 305 00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,913 Nigga, what the fuck is you talking about? 306 00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:31,439 I don't know, man. I'm tired, I'm scared. 307 00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:35,138 Yo, get all the Soulja-tendo game systems. All of 'em. Look, 308 00:12:35,182 --> 00:12:37,488 you are not safe, man. 309 00:12:37,575 --> 00:12:39,012 I don't care who you are, 310 00:12:39,055 --> 00:12:40,143 you got a "Crank Dat" video out there, 311 00:12:40,187 --> 00:12:41,492 you better watch your back. 312 00:12:41,579 --> 00:12:42,493 -I gotta go. -[call ends] 313 00:12:42,537 --> 00:12:44,104 But... [sighs sharply] 314 00:12:45,801 --> 00:12:47,716 Where the hell are my glasses at? 315 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,631 [excited chatter] 316 00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:51,938 Safe farm. 317 00:12:53,287 --> 00:12:54,767 [clattering upstairs] 318 00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:01,861 [soft thump] 319 00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:09,085 [thumping continues] 320 00:13:18,225 --> 00:13:19,966 [thumping continues] 321 00:13:38,636 --> 00:13:40,116 So what's up, fellas? This kiss ain't gonna French itself. 322 00:13:40,203 --> 00:13:42,336 French ki-- Nah, you didn't say that before. French? 323 00:13:42,336 --> 00:13:44,120 I'm sorry, it's just an expression I'm trying out. 324 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,515 Okay, we got a couple questions. 325 00:13:47,558 --> 00:13:48,995 Uh, right? [clears throat] 326 00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:50,692 How long a kiss are we talking here? 327 00:13:50,779 --> 00:13:54,087 [sputters] 328 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,784 -Eight minutes? -EARN: Eight minutes? 329 00:13:55,784 --> 00:13:57,612 -No, man. Come on. -No. Come on, man, that's... 330 00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,222 -That's a whole, like, Animaniacs. -That's fine. Then let's haggle. 331 00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:00,223 Yeah, that's a make-out... 332 00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:02,008 Well, let's haggle, then. 333 00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:04,010 A peck on the lips. 334 00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:06,229 What, you kissing your grandma? Nigga, please. 335 00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:08,362 -Two minutes at least. -EARN: Man, fuck this. 336 00:14:08,362 --> 00:14:10,016 -Man, fuck these shoes. -Okay, hold on. 337 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,452 Hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, look. 338 00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:14,977 Well, but-- Let me and him discuss this one-on-one, please. 339 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,719 -[Shoe Man sighs] -And we'll definitely come back with an answer for you. 340 00:14:17,806 --> 00:14:20,461 [scoffs] It better be worth it. 341 00:14:20,504 --> 00:14:22,071 I know it is. 342 00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:28,817 Man, do what you want, man. I'm not doing it. 343 00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:30,123 What do you mean you're not doing it, man? 344 00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,733 What I'm supposed to do, just kiss myself? 345 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,256 I can't... 346 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,605 These things are worth $10,000, man. 347 00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,129 -I've seen it online. -Then pay it. 348 00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:39,132 Pay the $10,000 online. 349 00:14:39,175 --> 00:14:41,134 I'm not gonna pay $10,000 for something I can get for $200. 350 00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:42,570 That just-- The principle of that-- 351 00:14:42,613 --> 00:14:44,572 Exactly. It's the principle, okay? 352 00:14:44,615 --> 00:14:46,182 I get it, okay? 353 00:14:46,269 --> 00:14:48,402 I like sneakers. You like sneakers. 354 00:14:48,402 --> 00:14:50,186 But like a lot of Black men, 355 00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:53,189 we put an excessive amount of value in them, okay. 356 00:14:53,189 --> 00:14:56,366 Is it really worth our dignity? 357 00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:58,629 There are only a thousand in the, like, 358 00:14:58,716 --> 00:14:59,674 -in the whole world. -Man... 359 00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:04,722 You've seen me wear $900 loafers 360 00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:06,202 that would get me roasted at any 361 00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:08,509 -Black high school in Atlanta. -Yeah. True. 362 00:15:08,552 --> 00:15:10,163 I've seen billionaires walk into 363 00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:12,426 very important meetings wearing some dirty Vans. 364 00:15:12,513 --> 00:15:14,732 I've seen you wear a paper towel around your head 365 00:15:14,776 --> 00:15:16,734 and make it look cool, like Jadakiss. 366 00:15:16,778 --> 00:15:18,823 That was a fun summer, huh? 367 00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,434 I'll kiss you if you want for these sneakers, 368 00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:23,741 but I think we're above this. 369 00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:25,700 I think you know I'm right. 370 00:15:27,354 --> 00:15:29,008 Mm. 371 00:15:31,227 --> 00:15:33,099 I think we should do it. 372 00:15:33,186 --> 00:15:34,752 -[bangs on van] -Hey, Shoe Man, 373 00:15:34,796 --> 00:15:36,667 two orders of Nike Miracles, please. 374 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,669 -Let's do this. -[van door opens] 375 00:15:38,713 --> 00:15:40,367 Y'all ready? [grunts] 376 00:15:44,937 --> 00:15:46,373 [horn honks] 377 00:15:56,774 --> 00:15:59,212 Hey, how you doing today? 378 00:15:59,255 --> 00:16:02,824 Uh, can I get one soft pretzel? 379 00:16:02,824 --> 00:16:03,999 Paper Boi? 380 00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:05,479 [chuckles] 381 00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:07,350 I'm gonna give you two extra pretzels. 382 00:16:07,394 --> 00:16:10,266 [chuckles] Don't tell nobody though. 383 00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:12,703 Mm, can I get you on my Instagram Live? 384 00:16:12,747 --> 00:16:14,227 Hell no. 385 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,098 Um... 386 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,491 -Hey, can I ask you something? -Mm-hmm. 387 00:16:17,578 --> 00:16:18,187 How you know it was me? 388 00:16:19,841 --> 00:16:21,147 Only famous people trying to blend in 389 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,366 come in dressed like that. 390 00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:25,368 You're the only nigga in here with a hat with no logo on it. 391 00:16:25,368 --> 00:16:28,241 You know how hard it is to find a hat without a logo on it? 392 00:16:28,284 --> 00:16:29,807 See? 393 00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:30,286 That's Chris Evans. 394 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,986 [speaking indistinctly] 395 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,599 Hmm. 396 00:16:38,642 --> 00:16:39,295 ROBERTO: Free samples. 397 00:16:39,295 --> 00:16:41,384 Free samples. 398 00:16:41,428 --> 00:16:44,039 Free sample? Free sample? 399 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,736 Free sample. 400 00:16:45,823 --> 00:16:47,477 Try our Bourbon Street chicken? 401 00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:49,218 Nigga, everybody already knows what that taste like. 402 00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:51,003 [clicks tongue] 403 00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:54,180 Free sample. 404 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:55,529 Hey, Roberto. 405 00:16:55,616 --> 00:16:56,443 Hey, Chartreuse. 406 00:16:57,748 --> 00:16:59,011 Free samples. 407 00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:02,101 Free samples. 408 00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:03,015 You heard Paper Boi here? 409 00:17:05,887 --> 00:17:07,106 Like, for real? 410 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,499 -Mm-hmm. -Where? 411 00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:11,110 My homegirl Tiffany said his fat ass was getting 412 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,546 a pretzel at Pretzelmaker. 413 00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:15,070 You... 414 00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:16,767 Okay, this is it. This is it. 415 00:17:16,854 --> 00:17:18,334 I-- Yo, I got to go spit for him. 416 00:17:18,421 --> 00:17:19,335 -Mm. -Cover me. 417 00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:23,383 Nigga, I work at Sbarro! 418 00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:33,567 -[indistinct chatter] -[hip-hop playing] 419 00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,047 [singing indistinctly] 420 00:17:36,918 --> 00:17:37,875 Oh! 421 00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:39,877 Hmm. 422 00:17:39,921 --> 00:17:41,618 [kids laughing] 423 00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:49,148 [bass booming from car stereo in distance] 424 00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:53,587 GPS VOICE: Turn right. 425 00:17:53,587 --> 00:17:56,155 [song continues playing over stereo] 426 00:18:02,726 --> 00:18:04,685 Turn right. 427 00:18:04,728 --> 00:18:06,426 ♪ 428 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,911 You have reached your destination. 429 00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:15,174 -[music stops] -[engine turns off] 430 00:18:19,961 --> 00:18:20,744 [car door opens] 431 00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:35,759 Paper Boi! 432 00:18:35,759 --> 00:18:37,544 Shit. 433 00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:39,633 Oh, shit! 434 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,113 -[hip-hop playing] -[indistinct chatter] 435 00:19:06,877 --> 00:19:08,792 [girl yelps] 436 00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:10,316 Mm. [sniffs] 437 00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:13,014 [sniffs] 438 00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:16,322 [indistinct chatter] 439 00:19:26,158 --> 00:19:27,594 [arcade game sounds] 440 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,380 [laughter] 441 00:19:37,473 --> 00:19:40,694 ♪ 442 00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:43,000 I'm s-- I'm sorry. Sorry. 443 00:19:43,044 --> 00:19:45,046 [indistinct chatter] 444 00:19:55,056 --> 00:19:58,015 ["At Your Neck" by KikBak and Enimeezy playing] 445 00:19:58,059 --> 00:20:00,366 -[quietly]: Fuck. -♪ Running it out♪ 446 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,802 ♪ Come in correct or I come at your neck♪ 447 00:20:01,845 --> 00:20:03,499 ♪ Yeah, ooh, Paul Wall♪ 448 00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:05,806 ♪ All of my dawgs, ball to the death♪ 449 00:20:05,806 --> 00:20:07,677 -♪ Ball to the death♪ -♪ Ooh, yeah, I want it all♪ 450 00:20:07,721 --> 00:20:09,026 ♪ Money, the power and the respect...♪ 451 00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:10,593 -WOMAN: Can I help you? -What? 452 00:20:10,637 --> 00:20:12,029 Can I help you? 453 00:20:12,073 --> 00:20:14,075 Yeah. Uh... 454 00:20:14,075 --> 00:20:15,685 Uh, can I see, um, 455 00:20:15,729 --> 00:20:18,384 one of these digital display belt buckles, please? 456 00:20:18,471 --> 00:20:20,386 Really? I got to be honest with you, 457 00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:22,170 last person I sold one of these to was a crackhead. 458 00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:26,218 Maybe you'll start a trend. 459 00:20:32,746 --> 00:20:34,182 You want one of those gold belt buckles down there, too? 460 00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,186 Tell the truth. 461 00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:39,970 You're a crackhead, right? 462 00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:44,105 -Oh, shit! -[gunshots] 463 00:20:44,105 --> 00:20:46,063 [screaming] 464 00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:48,544 [gunshots continue] 465 00:20:48,631 --> 00:20:50,242 -Get out the way! -[screaming, clamoring] 466 00:20:58,772 --> 00:21:00,600 What the fuck? 467 00:21:08,347 --> 00:21:11,132 What the fuck is going on here? 468 00:21:13,352 --> 00:21:14,353 Come here. 469 00:21:24,145 --> 00:21:25,842 [screaming, clamoring] 470 00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,283 [gunshots continue] 471 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,809 ♪ Ayo, yo, my life's like a movie, my eyes are like a Uzi♪ 472 00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:37,941 -♪ Jacuzzis...♪ -Nigga, get the fuck out the way! 473 00:21:38,028 --> 00:21:40,335 [gunshots continue] 474 00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:43,033 So you boys ready? 475 00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:44,948 All right, uh, yeah. 476 00:21:45,035 --> 00:21:46,602 Ready to do this? 477 00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:48,822 -You said three seconds, right? -Mm-hmm. 478 00:21:48,909 --> 00:21:50,563 Okay. 479 00:21:50,606 --> 00:21:52,129 ["All My Life" by K-Ci & JoJo playing] 480 00:21:52,173 --> 00:21:54,958 ♪ Then I finally found you♪ 481 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:58,005 ♪ All my life...♪ 482 00:21:58,048 --> 00:22:00,050 Out of mind. 483 00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,270 Just be in the moment. 484 00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:05,273 ♪ And I hope that you feel♪ 485 00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:09,190 ♪ The same way, too♪ 486 00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:12,280 ♪ Yes I pray that you♪ 487 00:22:12,324 --> 00:22:15,805 ♪ Do love me, too♪ 488 00:22:15,849 --> 00:22:19,156 ♪ I said you're all that I'm thinking of...♪ 489 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,420 [shouting, clamoring] 490 00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:23,509 ♪ 491 00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,641 -[man shouting] -[gunshots] 492 00:22:25,641 --> 00:22:28,731 [grunts] 493 00:22:28,818 --> 00:22:31,081 ♪ Said I promise to never fall in love...♪ 494 00:22:31,081 --> 00:22:32,866 Two Nike Miracles, please... 495 00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:34,998 Oh, oh... 496 00:22:34,998 --> 00:22:38,175 What...? 497 00:22:38,219 --> 00:22:40,395 ♪ For sending me your love, I cherish every hug...♪ 498 00:22:40,439 --> 00:22:42,528 Bro... 499 00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:45,313 -Uh... -We're already implicated. 500 00:22:45,357 --> 00:22:47,576 Yeah, fuck, then let me grab... 501 00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:52,451 -[gunshots] -[shouting] 502 00:22:53,974 --> 00:22:56,411 Oh, shit! Shit, man! 503 00:22:56,455 --> 00:22:58,108 -[gunshots continue] -[muttering] 504 00:22:59,109 --> 00:23:00,894 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 505 00:23:00,894 --> 00:23:02,548 [mutters] 506 00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:04,332 [panting] 507 00:23:06,769 --> 00:23:09,555 Hey! 508 00:23:09,642 --> 00:23:11,687 Just shoot that motherfucker, man! 509 00:23:11,774 --> 00:23:13,559 Paper Boi, get in! 510 00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:16,126 -Get in! -[Alfred muttering] 511 00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:18,128 Come on. 512 00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:19,608 -Go, go, go, man! Go! -[tires screech] 513 00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:24,483 Go, nigga, go, go, go! 514 00:23:24,483 --> 00:23:27,137 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! [whoops] 515 00:23:27,137 --> 00:23:30,010 Oh, shit! Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God! 516 00:23:30,053 --> 00:23:33,361 [whoops] Man! Some Guy Named Doug, bruh! 517 00:23:33,361 --> 00:23:35,145 Oh, you saved my life, man! 518 00:23:35,145 --> 00:23:36,930 You saved my motherfucking life, nigga! 519 00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:38,932 Oh, God! Ah, that shit was crazy back there, man! 520 00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:41,500 Brazy! 521 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,110 But it's all good, man. Don't even-- 522 00:23:43,153 --> 00:23:44,938 -Don't even trip. -Oh, my God, man! 523 00:23:45,025 --> 00:23:47,027 Oh, God. 524 00:23:47,070 --> 00:23:49,595 [moans] 525 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,510 Look, man, I owe you one. For real, man, I owe you one. 526 00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:53,033 [panting] 527 00:23:53,076 --> 00:23:54,817 Oh, God. 528 00:23:54,861 --> 00:23:56,471 What was you even doing out here, my nigga? 529 00:23:56,515 --> 00:23:58,952 It was fate, I guess. 530 00:23:58,952 --> 00:24:01,781 -Right place at the right time. -Hell yeah, man. 531 00:24:01,824 --> 00:24:03,957 I'm actually, uh, headed to the studio. 532 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,394 Yo. 533 00:24:06,481 --> 00:24:08,918 Yo, yo! We got to get a song together! 534 00:24:08,962 --> 00:24:11,399 Today, man! It's fate, man, come on. 535 00:24:11,443 --> 00:24:13,619 We got to do it. Today's the day. 536 00:24:13,662 --> 00:24:15,055 And I just made a new beat this morning. 537 00:24:15,098 --> 00:24:15,882 Want to hear it? 538 00:24:20,321 --> 00:24:22,279 [hip-hop beat playing] 539 00:24:22,323 --> 00:24:24,847 Yeah. 540 00:24:24,891 --> 00:24:27,502 Bet you'll go crazy on it! [laughs] 541 00:24:27,546 --> 00:24:29,765 You're gonna go crazy in the studio, man! 542 00:24:29,852 --> 00:24:32,376 I can't wait to have a song with Paper Boi! 543 00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:34,770 Man, this about to go amazing! 544 00:24:34,857 --> 00:24:37,077 [grunting rhythmically] 545 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,774 Hey, man, yes! 546 00:24:38,774 --> 00:24:40,646 [whispers]: Paper Boi. Paper Boi. 547 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,083 About to be the song of the year. 548 00:24:43,126 --> 00:24:44,780 Let's get it. 549 00:24:52,266 --> 00:24:54,355 Hello? 550 00:24:56,139 --> 00:24:57,663 Hey. 551 00:24:59,273 --> 00:25:01,536 Ah. 552 00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:03,756 Okay, I see you out here, boy. Nice, man. 553 00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:06,149 You actually, you know, got a green thumb. 554 00:25:06,149 --> 00:25:07,803 Yeah, man, you think? 555 00:25:07,890 --> 00:25:09,370 I was thinking about buying a farm, man. 556 00:25:09,457 --> 00:25:11,154 Oh, for real? 557 00:25:11,241 --> 00:25:13,243 You know, like they say. 558 00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:16,420 "Like a good nigga, safe farm is there." 559 00:25:16,464 --> 00:25:18,684 That's a good idea actually. 560 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,381 Oh, yeah, uh, you know what? They found 561 00:25:20,381 --> 00:25:22,383 that, uh, "Crank Dat" killer. 562 00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:24,472 -Word? -Yeah. 563 00:25:24,516 --> 00:25:26,605 Here, right there. [pops lips] 564 00:25:29,172 --> 00:25:31,392 Man, he thick though. It's weird for a serial killer... 565 00:25:31,479 --> 00:25:33,350 -ALFRED: Right? [scoffs] -Yeah. 566 00:25:33,394 --> 00:25:34,700 That's crazy, brah. 567 00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,266 Yeah. 568 00:25:36,266 --> 00:25:37,616 What you end up doing today? 569 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,487 Aw, man, you know, I don't know, 570 00:25:39,531 --> 00:25:42,098 went to the mall. 571 00:25:42,142 --> 00:25:43,709 Ran into a nigga I had beef with from high school. 572 00:25:43,796 --> 00:25:45,624 -Mm. -Yeah, really? What happened? 573 00:25:47,277 --> 00:25:48,627 I think that nigga's still mad, man. 574 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,193 [scoffs] 575 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,066 Yo, man. 576 00:25:53,153 --> 00:25:55,155 Those are nice sneakers. 577 00:25:55,198 --> 00:25:56,852 -It's about time you noticed. -Sorry. 578 00:25:56,939 --> 00:25:58,811 Good looking though, yeah. 579 00:25:58,854 --> 00:26:00,943 I had to do a little something for them. 580 00:26:00,987 --> 00:26:03,859 -It was worth it. -[phone chimes] 581 00:26:03,859 --> 00:26:06,819 ALFRED: [sighs] What's this nigga talking about? 582 00:26:06,862 --> 00:26:09,125 SOME GUY NAMED DOUG: It's your boy Paper Boi on the track. 583 00:26:09,169 --> 00:26:10,736 ALFRED: Hey, you ain't got to say my name on the track. 584 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,085 DARIUS: What the hell is that? 585 00:26:12,172 --> 00:26:14,740 Is that you and Some Guy Named Doug? 586 00:26:14,827 --> 00:26:16,089 ALFRED: All right, tell me when, nigga. 587 00:26:16,089 --> 00:26:16,872 All right, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah... 588 00:26:16,872 --> 00:26:19,222 -Yep. Yep. -Damn. 589 00:26:19,309 --> 00:26:22,835 Okay, yeah. It's trash. 590 00:26:22,878 --> 00:26:24,967 ♪ With Paper Boi and Some Guy Named Doug...♪ 591 00:26:25,011 --> 00:26:28,144 Yep. 592 00:26:28,188 --> 00:26:29,972 SOME GUY NAMED DOUG: ♪ I be feeling kind of lonely♪ 593 00:26:29,972 --> 00:26:32,845 ♪ Sometimes I be crying on my rollie♪ 594 00:26:32,888 --> 00:26:37,371 ♪ Sometimes all my fame, it can make you mad... ♪ 595 00:26:37,414 --> 00:26:39,765 How do I catch the rhythm on it? There's not really a rhythm. 596 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,070 You know what, man? That's the thing. 597 00:26:41,114 --> 00:26:42,289 I don't, I don't really know. 598 00:26:42,332 --> 00:26:44,291 It's more sound than music. 599 00:26:44,334 --> 00:26:45,814 ALFRED: Yeah. Yeah, it is, right? 600 00:26:45,901 --> 00:26:48,251 ♪ 601 00:26:52,995 --> 00:26:55,998 ♪ Play this for your grandmama when you in the whip♪ 602 00:26:56,085 --> 00:26:59,219 ♪ Come on, Paper Boi, get on the track♪ 603 00:26:59,262 --> 00:27:01,003 ♪ All right, chill, yeah, man, hold up♪ 604 00:27:01,047 --> 00:27:03,571 ♪ Uh, yo--♪ 605 00:27:03,571 --> 00:27:06,226 ♪ Paper Boi's in the studio right now♪ 606 00:27:06,313 --> 00:27:07,967 ♪ Man, you holding your finger up, I don't know♪ 607 00:27:08,010 --> 00:27:09,229 ♪ What the fuck, all right, yeah, uh-huh, yeah♪ 608 00:27:09,272 --> 00:27:11,753 ♪ P-A-P-E-R♪ 609 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,450 ♪ Boi, he right here right now♪ 610 00:27:13,494 --> 00:27:15,801 ♪ That's my dawg, y'all♪ 611 00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:18,151 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, snap♪ 612 00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:20,588 ♪ You crazy for this with Some Guy Named Doug♪ 613 00:27:20,675 --> 00:27:23,243 -♪ Yep♪ -♪ Okay, that was kind of hard for real♪ 614 00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:24,592 -♪ I ain't gonna even l-- hey♪ -♪ Uh-huh♪ 615 00:27:24,679 --> 00:27:26,333 ♪ Some Guy Named Doug♪ 616 00:27:26,376 --> 00:27:29,118 ♪ Sometimes I be feeling kind of lonely♪ 617 00:27:29,162 --> 00:27:32,469 ♪ Sometimes I be crying on my rollie♪ 618 00:27:32,513 --> 00:27:35,472 ♪ Sometimes all my fame, it can make you mad♪ 619 00:27:35,516 --> 00:27:38,693 ♪ But all this money, that'll make you glad♪ 620 00:27:38,737 --> 00:27:40,695 ♪ I'm an actor now♪ 621 00:27:40,739 --> 00:27:43,263 ♪ Hey!♪ 622 00:27:43,350 --> 00:27:44,743 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org