1 00:00:00,951 --> 00:00:02,918 (insects trilling) 2 00:00:04,121 --> 00:00:06,288 (distant gunshot) 3 00:00:06,390 --> 00:00:07,856 (bird cawing) 4 00:00:07,958 --> 00:00:09,525 (distant gunshot) 5 00:00:11,529 --> 00:00:12,995 (distant gunshot) 6 00:00:14,365 --> 00:00:16,098 (distant gunshot) 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,167 (gunshots continue, growing louder) 8 00:00:20,337 --> 00:00:22,871 -(booming gunshot) -(wings flutter, birds chirp) 9 00:00:22,973 --> 00:00:25,340 ("the braids" by mystikal playing quietly) 10 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:27,109 ♪ you can't drop me, you can't block me ♪ 11 00:00:27,211 --> 00:00:28,944 ♪ who stop me? It's outside ♪ 12 00:00:29,046 --> 00:00:30,713 ♪ you should've known better ♪ 13 00:00:30,815 --> 00:00:32,381 ♪ or is it 'cause I flow better? ♪ 14 00:00:32,483 --> 00:00:33,782 ♪ they kept me in the shade ♪ 15 00:00:33,884 --> 00:00:35,317 ♪ but now I'm back, motherfucker ♪ 16 00:00:35,419 --> 00:00:37,319 ♪ it's the nigga with the cannon for the two ♪ 17 00:00:37,421 --> 00:00:39,455 -♪ swingin' with the braids ♪ -(chuckles softly) 18 00:00:39,557 --> 00:00:41,256 ♪ don't fuck, don't fuck with the braids ♪ 19 00:00:41,358 --> 00:00:43,826 ♪ they can't fuck, they can't fuck with the braids ♪ 20 00:00:43,928 --> 00:00:46,061 (music growing louder): ♪ don't fuck, don't fuck with the braids ♪ 21 00:00:46,163 --> 00:00:48,630 ♪ they can't fuck, they can't fuck with the braids ♪ 22 00:00:48,733 --> 00:00:50,966 ♪ woof, woof, woof, braids ♪ 23 00:00:51,068 --> 00:00:53,902 ♪ woof, woof, woof, braids... ♪ 24 00:00:54,004 --> 00:00:55,771 (gun clicking) 25 00:00:55,873 --> 00:00:58,273 -(music stops) -(phone vibrating) 26 00:00:58,375 --> 00:01:00,342 (birds continue chirping) 27 00:01:13,457 --> 00:01:15,057 (audio muffled) 28 00:01:16,961 --> 00:01:18,927 (muffled gunfire) 29 00:01:20,097 --> 00:01:21,997 (loud gunfire) 30 00:01:22,099 --> 00:01:23,932 (birds cawing) 31 00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:25,934 ("mind playing tricks on me" by geto boys playing) 32 00:01:26,036 --> 00:01:28,937 got-dang! Whoo! 33 00:01:29,039 --> 00:01:30,839 ♪ at night I can't sleep, I toss and turn ♪ 34 00:01:30,941 --> 00:01:32,307 ♪ candlesticks in the dark ♪ 35 00:01:32,409 --> 00:01:34,176 ♪ visions of bodies bein' burned ♪ 36 00:01:34,278 --> 00:01:36,345 ♪ four walls just starin' at a nigga ♪ 37 00:01:36,447 --> 00:01:38,981 ♪ I'm paranoid, sleepin' with my finger on the trigger... ♪ 38 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:40,649 -(gun cocks) -(song stops abruptly) 39 00:01:40,751 --> 00:01:42,718 (birds chirping, cawing) 40 00:02:11,081 --> 00:02:13,048 (birdcalls continue) 41 00:02:41,612 --> 00:02:43,579 (water drizzling) 42 00:02:48,953 --> 00:02:51,220 (sighing) 43 00:02:51,322 --> 00:02:53,088 yeah, all right. 44 00:02:54,525 --> 00:02:56,158 Okay. 45 00:02:57,494 --> 00:02:58,594 (sighs) 46 00:02:58,696 --> 00:03:00,829 my favorite. (chuckles softly) 47 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,634 that's real nice. 48 00:03:10,975 --> 00:03:12,941 (birdcalls continue) 49 00:03:17,248 --> 00:03:18,647 (lock clicking) 50 00:03:29,994 --> 00:03:31,960 (muffled hip-hop playing over stereo) 51 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:39,334 -(engine shuts off, music stops) -(door opens) 52 00:03:43,107 --> 00:03:44,539 (door closes) 53 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:48,944 (beep, lock clicks) 54 00:03:49,046 --> 00:03:50,679 (door opens, bell jingles) 55 00:03:50,781 --> 00:03:52,748 (mellow music playing faintly over speakers) 56 00:04:05,195 --> 00:04:07,396 -(sighs) -(sets basket on floor) 57 00:04:19,076 --> 00:04:21,076 (sighs) 58 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:24,646 (sighs) 59 00:04:24,748 --> 00:04:26,048 (grunts) 60 00:04:28,218 --> 00:04:30,652 you find everything okay today, big fella? 61 00:04:30,754 --> 00:04:32,254 Actually, man, no. 62 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:35,958 Uh, do y'all sell, uh, cast-iron skillets here? 63 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:38,126 Well, if you don't see any on the shelf, 64 00:04:38,228 --> 00:04:40,362 then we don't have 'em in stock. 65 00:04:40,464 --> 00:04:42,664 But I'll check, just to be sure. 66 00:04:42,766 --> 00:04:44,132 All right. 67 00:04:44,234 --> 00:04:47,235 Uh, do y'all sell, uh, animal repellant here? 68 00:04:47,338 --> 00:04:49,004 (spits) 69 00:04:49,106 --> 00:04:51,406 did you see it on the shelf? 70 00:04:53,477 --> 00:04:55,043 -Nope. -(paper rustling) 71 00:04:55,145 --> 00:04:57,079 (long, raspy sigh) 72 00:04:57,181 --> 00:04:59,815 no, we don't have any s... 73 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:01,817 Nope, we don't have any skillets in stock, 74 00:05:01,919 --> 00:05:05,053 but, um, I can order one in for you. 75 00:05:05,155 --> 00:05:07,122 Be here in a couple weeks. 76 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,857 No, man, that's... It's all good, man. 77 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:11,460 I'll just get it somewhere else. 78 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,362 I appreciate it, though. 79 00:05:15,265 --> 00:05:17,933 You're just gonna order it on amazon, aren't you? 80 00:05:23,807 --> 00:05:25,807 No, man. No. 81 00:05:27,945 --> 00:05:29,678 (chuckles) 82 00:05:30,814 --> 00:05:32,781 (insects trilling) 83 00:05:41,992 --> 00:05:43,959 (distant birdcalls) 84 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,030 (panting) 85 00:05:52,403 --> 00:05:54,102 (thumping) 86 00:06:01,145 --> 00:06:03,145 oh, shit. 87 00:06:06,884 --> 00:06:08,483 (chuckles) 88 00:06:22,066 --> 00:06:24,032 (blows) shit. 89 00:06:25,536 --> 00:06:27,569 (sighs) 90 00:06:29,106 --> 00:06:31,073 (twangy music playing on video) 91 00:06:33,844 --> 00:06:36,478 hey, guys. It's your boy, "these backhoes ain't loyal." 92 00:06:36,580 --> 00:06:38,580 thanks for coming out to my channel today. 93 00:06:38,682 --> 00:06:41,216 -(grunting) -if you want to see more backhoe tractor content, 94 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,717 make sure you hit that "subscribe" button. 95 00:06:42,786 --> 00:06:44,553 (groans): Ah, shit. 96 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,488 -You can even give this video a thumbs-up. -(phone vibrates) 97 00:06:46,590 --> 00:06:48,390 so, what we're gonna do today is we're gonna get 98 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:49,825 -down and dirty... -(alfred grunting) 99 00:06:49,927 --> 00:06:51,626 ...And we're gonna change the oil in this tractor. 100 00:06:51,728 --> 00:06:54,463 -But before I get under this hoe... -(grunts) 101 00:06:54,565 --> 00:06:57,632 -...We're gonna make sure that all the wheels are secure. -God... (grunting) 102 00:06:57,734 --> 00:07:00,669 but I've done told you, these backhoes ain't loyal. 103 00:07:00,771 --> 00:07:03,171 They'll roll over you in a second. 104 00:07:04,308 --> 00:07:05,607 I'm serious, dudes. 105 00:07:05,709 --> 00:07:07,409 I lost two uncles this way. 106 00:07:09,546 --> 00:07:11,446 Oh, shit, shit, shit! 107 00:07:11,548 --> 00:07:13,482 Shit. (gasps) 108 00:07:13,584 --> 00:07:15,150 shit. 109 00:07:16,787 --> 00:07:18,320 (chuckles) 110 00:07:19,590 --> 00:07:21,556 (laughs) oh, shit! 111 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,878 ("freak" by ty dolla $ign featuring quavo playing) 112 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,780 -(food sizzling) -♪ she don't like my white bitch ♪ 113 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,515 ♪ say I act too light-skinned ♪ 114 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,385 ♪ dolla, don't be trifling, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 115 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:36,221 ♪ I'm dirty in the streets, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 116 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:37,989 ♪ in bed she a freak ♪ 117 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:39,991 -(loud banging in distance) -♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 118 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,494 ♪ kiss my feet, take this meat... ♪ 119 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,096 (shuts off music) 120 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:47,833 -(insects trilling) -(banging continues) 121 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,909 (banging continues) 122 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,377 hello? 123 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,648 (banging continues) 124 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,525 (owl hooting) 125 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:17,863 hey! 126 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,933 Whatever's in there, you better squawk or chirp 127 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,602 or sing a fucking song 128 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,837 with your little furry friends or something. 129 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:29,474 (banging continues) 130 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,694 boo, motherfuck... 131 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,466 Oh, goddamn, man. 132 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:56,835 -Get... -(squishing) 133 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,575 oh, goddamn! 134 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,145 (sighs) 135 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,047 shit! 136 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,421 Clyde: Hmm. 137 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,325 Oh, god. 138 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,327 Go. 139 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,129 -Go back just one. -Go back one? 140 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,031 Yeah. 141 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,868 Oh, boy, this is bad. 142 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,303 (sniffs) 143 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,338 you got feral hogs. 144 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,706 -Okay. -Yeah. 145 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,341 So, what I need, hog repellant or something? 146 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,877 No, not as simple as that. Here, give me that. 147 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,680 -Let's see. -(sighs) 148 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:45,550 yeah. Shit, you can thank the explorer hernando de soto 149 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:47,519 for this bullshit. 150 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:50,288 (sighs) were the turds wet or dry? 151 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,757 I do not know. 152 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:55,126 Well, did they crumble in your hand? 153 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:58,229 Can you just tell me how to get rid 154 00:09:58,332 --> 00:09:59,364 of these damn things, please, man? 155 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:00,699 I don't want to stand here all day 156 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,067 talking to you about dookie and shit. 157 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,569 All right, well, uh, clearly, they're coming after 158 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,171 whatever it is you're growing. 159 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,873 Now, I-I can't make it out from that photo, 160 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,643 so what kind of crops are these? 161 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,714 Corn. 162 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:18,917 -Oh. (sighs) yeah. -Yeah, man, lots of... Lots of corn. 163 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,553 Oh, they love that stuff. They love that stuff. 164 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,722 Um... Okay. 165 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,390 Here's what I'd do if I were you. 166 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,258 (sighs) 167 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:29,461 you take a bunch of that corn, right? 168 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,262 Set it out in an open area. 169 00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:33,131 Now, soon as that dirty hog shows up 170 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,467 and starts chowing down on it, 171 00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:37,469 you line up your shot, take it out. 172 00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:38,870 -Okay. -All right. 173 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,773 Now, if he starts to run, you aim for the nose 174 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,376 and you don't stop firing till that fucker goes down. 175 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,911 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah, then you move in close. 176 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,480 -Head shot. -Okay. 177 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:49,948 -Yeah. -Right. 178 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,785 Uh, can I just poison it or something, man? 179 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,521 (mutters, sighs) 180 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,024 I don't think you understand. 181 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,525 This is serious. 182 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,193 Now, these things, 183 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:05,096 they ain't no bedtime story animals, you know? 184 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,065 I mean, they don't deserve no sympathy. 185 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,768 They are aggressive, they are invasive, 186 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,469 and they will not stop 187 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:14,305 until they destroy everything you have. 188 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:17,108 You got to kill them before they kill you. 189 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,279 -(laughing) -what? 190 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,150 Before they kill me? Okay. 191 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,317 (laughing) 192 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:27,819 the hogs? 193 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,155 (alfred continues laughing) 194 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,591 a pack of hogs killed a woman in texas about a year ago. 195 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,161 Just outside of houston. 196 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:39,664 Chewed her ass up. 197 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,034 (laughing) 198 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,969 okay. 199 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,604 All right, but this isn't funny. 200 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:50,008 No, man, yeah, it is, man. Bedtime story animal. 201 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,677 All right, guys, now that we got 202 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,379 all that old, dirty oil out of there, 203 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,014 I'm gonna show you what some fresh, new, 204 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,016 healthy oil looks like here. 205 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,519 And this is where it goes. 206 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,254 Now, check back next week, 207 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,623 and I'm gonna show you how to replace a carburetor. 208 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,292 Thank you, guys, for stopping by. 209 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,394 Make sure you hit that "subscribe" button. 210 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,865 (grunts) 211 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,835 (sighs): Okay, baby. 212 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,037 Let's do this, mama. Let's go. Come on. 213 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,805 (engine whining, sputtering) 214 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,440 come on, baby, come on. 215 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,375 (engine sputtering, clanking) 216 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,511 (sighs, mutters) 217 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,780 (engine whining) 218 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,316 oh, shit. (yells) 219 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,421 (sighs) 220 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,562 all right, let's see. 221 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,833 All right. 222 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,439 Oh, fuck! 223 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,109 Come on, man. Come on, man. 224 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,978 God! 225 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,046 (panting) 226 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,018 all right, man. All right. 227 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,486 All right. 228 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,756 (sighs): All right, man, all right. 229 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,358 All right. 230 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,726 All right, man, come on. 231 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,728 (muttering) 232 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,600 how big is this motherfuck... 233 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,102 (panting) 234 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,737 fuck! 235 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,338 (yells) fuck! 236 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,673 (panting) 237 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,408 (shudders) okay. 238 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,030 -(whirring) -(alfred panting softly) 239 00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:42,804 (sighs, grunts) 240 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,775 -(bangs) -all right, baby. 241 00:13:47,878 --> 00:13:50,245 (sighs) 242 00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:51,946 yep. 243 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,486 (sighs): Yeah. 244 00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:02,123 ♪ because-a in-a me eyes there is red like blood ♪ 245 00:14:02,225 --> 00:14:05,059 ♪ and I been moving around like a human flood ♪ 246 00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:08,363 ♪ smoke outta me mouth and outta me nose... ♪ 247 00:14:08,465 --> 00:14:10,365 alfred: I'm gonna avenge you. 248 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:12,066 I promise. 249 00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:14,002 (breathing heavily) 250 00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:18,273 gonna roast this motherfucker. 251 00:14:25,749 --> 00:14:28,316 Dinner's served, motherfucker. 252 00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,184 Come and get it. 253 00:14:31,855 --> 00:14:34,422 ♪ under me sleng teng, me under me ♪ 254 00:14:34,524 --> 00:14:37,659 ♪ because it's way in my brain, no cocaine ♪ 255 00:14:37,761 --> 00:14:40,662 ♪ I don't wanna, I don't wanna go insane ♪ 256 00:14:40,764 --> 00:14:43,598 ♪ way in my brain, no cocaine ♪ 257 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,934 ♪ I don't wanna, I don't wanna go insane ♪ 258 00:14:46,036 --> 00:14:48,469 -♪ oh, no ♪ -(electrical buzzing) 259 00:14:48,572 --> 00:14:50,772 ♪ it's way in my brain ♪ 260 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,608 ♪ it's way in my brain ♪ 261 00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:57,712 ♪ it's way in my brain ♪ 262 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,682 ♪ I said me smoke it and me pass it through the window ♪ 263 00:15:00,784 --> 00:15:03,351 ♪ and me give it to my next-door neighbor... ♪ 264 00:15:03,453 --> 00:15:05,253 bear grylls (over tv): If the chicks don't feed 265 00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:08,289 within 36 hours, they'll starve. 266 00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:10,525 -(alfred snoring) -(cheeping) 267 00:15:10,627 --> 00:15:13,161 (dramatic music playing over tv) 268 00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:16,497 (snoring continues) 269 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,313 -(loud clattering) -(squealing in distance) 270 00:15:32,415 --> 00:15:35,750 grylls: Incredibly, it survives. 271 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,922 But it's stunned. 272 00:15:41,992 --> 00:15:43,591 -(clattering) -oh, shit! 273 00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:47,061 (insects trilling) 274 00:15:52,969 --> 00:15:54,936 (sighs) 275 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,574 (sighs heavily) 276 00:16:17,627 --> 00:16:20,061 -(insects trilling) -(birds chirping, cawing) 277 00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:24,999 (engine sputtering) 278 00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:34,242 (sputtering) 279 00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:36,811 oh, come on, mama. Let's do it. 280 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,414 (engine sputters) 281 00:16:39,516 --> 00:16:41,282 (sighs) 282 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,385 (sputtering continues) 283 00:16:47,023 --> 00:16:49,824 (engine whines, starts) 284 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,493 (engine idling) 285 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:53,995 whoo! 286 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,431 Yeah, baby! 287 00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,266 Whoo! 288 00:16:58,368 --> 00:16:59,967 Yeah, mama... (grunts) 289 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,769 that's what I'm talking about! 290 00:17:01,871 --> 00:17:04,072 All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, okay. 291 00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:05,773 Okay, okay. (laughs) 292 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,142 okay. Okay. Push down. 293 00:17:09,713 --> 00:17:11,412 Okay. All right, o-okay. 294 00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:13,281 Come on, baby. Oh... 295 00:17:13,383 --> 00:17:15,316 (laughing) 296 00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:16,751 yeah, man. 297 00:17:16,853 --> 00:17:18,753 (shouts excitedly) 298 00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:20,321 whoo! 299 00:17:20,423 --> 00:17:24,992 (laughing): Oh, we outside! 300 00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:28,362 ♪ shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪ 301 00:17:29,599 --> 00:17:33,301 ♪ shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪ 302 00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:37,839 ♪ are you rolling ♪ 303 00:17:37,941 --> 00:17:42,043 ♪ down the same street that I'm going ♪ 304 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:46,180 ♪ up the same stream that I'm folding ♪ 305 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,448 oh! 306 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,283 ♪ on the new ride? ♪ 307 00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:51,886 ♪ shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪ 308 00:17:53,123 --> 00:17:55,456 ♪ high is high ♪ 309 00:17:55,558 --> 00:17:56,624 (yelps) 310 00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:57,792 ♪ low is low ♪ 311 00:17:57,894 --> 00:18:00,394 ♪ everybody wanna go to heaven ♪ 312 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,431 ♪ but nobody wants to die ♪ 313 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:07,034 ♪ nobody wants to ♪ 314 00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:10,204 ♪ are you rolling ♪ 315 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:14,976 ♪ down the same street that I'm going ♪ 316 00:18:15,078 --> 00:18:18,613 ♪ up the same stream that I'm folding... ♪ 317 00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:20,181 (song fades) 318 00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:22,250 -(banging) -oh, shit! 319 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,860 -Oh, shit. -(turns off engine) 320 00:18:34,397 --> 00:18:35,763 (softly): All right. 321 00:18:39,736 --> 00:18:41,302 Shit. 322 00:18:43,306 --> 00:18:44,806 (grunts) 323 00:18:49,112 --> 00:18:50,778 (sighs) 324 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,346 goddamn. 325 00:18:54,851 --> 00:18:56,450 (gasps) 326 00:18:58,788 --> 00:19:01,189 (grunting) 327 00:19:05,128 --> 00:19:07,361 (panting) 328 00:19:19,943 --> 00:19:21,909 (clunking, creaking) 329 00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:23,811 oh, shit! 330 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,240 -(insects trilling) -(birds chirping) 331 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,423 (gasps) 332 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,336 (groans) 333 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,307 (groans) 334 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,277 (groans) 335 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,647 (grunts) 336 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,316 (whimpers) 337 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,053 (panting) 338 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,998 oh, sh... (yells) 339 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,100 ah, shit! 340 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,435 Oh, fu... 341 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,970 (groans) 342 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,706 oh, shit! 343 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,208 (groans, whimpers) 344 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,277 (panting) 345 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,285 (grunts) fu... 346 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,886 (yells) 347 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,857 (pained grunting) 348 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,129 (screams) 349 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:08,232 fuck, fuck, fuck! 350 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,501 (panting, groaning) 351 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,936 oh, shit. 352 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,005 (panting) 353 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:22,046 (grunting, panting) 354 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,049 oh, shit. 355 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,155 (grunting) 356 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,790 (pained yelling) 357 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,458 god. 358 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,527 (panting) 359 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,934 (insects trilling) 360 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,939 (panting) 361 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,681 (grunts, groans) 362 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,016 (panting, grunting) 363 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,389 (pained grunt) 364 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,526 (whimpers) 365 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,463 (distant birdcalls) 366 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,335 (insects trilling) 367 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,881 (insects trilling) 368 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,783 (alfred grunting quietly) 369 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,454 (pained grunting) 370 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,627 (whimpering, panting) 371 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:56,440 oh, thank god. 372 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,675 Hey! 373 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,911 Hey! Hey! 374 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,414 Oh, come on, bitch, I know you see me. 375 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,750 Hey, hey, hey! 376 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:06,917 Shit! (yells) 377 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:08,285 help me! 378 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,454 ("texas man" by the chicks playing over headphones) 379 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,723 -(muffled yelling in distance) -♪ if you got the strength I do ♪ 380 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,291 ♪ then sign me up ♪ 381 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,093 ♪ if I'm not too much for you ♪ 382 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,728 -(camera clicks) -♪ then sign me up ♪ 383 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,930 -alfred (muffled): Help! -♪ sign me up ♪ 384 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:22,566 -♪ I'm a little bit unraveled... ♪ -hey! 385 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:24,335 Hey! 386 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,270 (panting) 387 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,406 hey, fuck! Help! 388 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,940 Hey, help me! 389 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:33,611 -Hey, shit! Help! -(backup alarm beeping) 390 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,780 (gasping): Help. Help me, plea... 391 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,214 Help. 392 00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:38,749 Fucking help. 393 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,618 (panting) 394 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,586 oh, bitch, fucking please. 395 00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:44,488 (panting) 396 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,567 (pained grunting) 397 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,636 (panting, grunting) 398 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,382 (pained grunting) 399 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,619 (groans) 400 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:17,688 (panting heavily) 401 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,660 (groans) 402 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,315 (skillet clangs on ground) 403 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:46,383 (panting) 404 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:49,720 (quiet snorting nearby) 405 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,960 (snorting continues) 406 00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:08,372 (snorting continues) 407 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:18,716 -(panting) -(hog continues snorting) 408 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,720 (hog snorts, squeals) 409 00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:26,490 (squealing) 410 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,826 (screams) oh, shit! 411 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:31,195 Fuck! What the fuck? 412 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:32,563 Fuck off! 413 00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,766 (screaming) 414 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,370 get the fuck off me! (grunts) 415 00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:41,205 (screaming) 416 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,274 (hog squealing) 417 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,844 (clattering) 418 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,913 (grunting): Fucking... 419 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:50,648 (screams) 420 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,686 shit! 421 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:57,187 (grunting) 422 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:01,225 (pained squealing) 423 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,727 (grunting, muttering angrily) 424 00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:08,465 motherfucker, die! Motherfucker, die! 425 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:11,535 -(grunting) -(pained squealing) 426 00:26:11,637 --> 00:26:13,237 let go! 427 00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:15,205 -Fucking die! (yells) -(hog stops squealing) 428 00:26:15,308 --> 00:26:17,741 -(panting) -(skillet clangs on ground) 429 00:26:17,843 --> 00:26:19,810 (whimpering) 430 00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:26,450 get the fuck off me. (panting) 431 00:26:26,552 --> 00:26:28,285 (mutters): Get the fuck off me. 432 00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:35,893 (whimpers) 433 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:38,462 (electrical buzzing) 434 00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:40,531 (panting) 435 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,871 (cell phone vibrating) 436 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:55,813 (pained grunting, panting) 437 00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:05,089 (groans) 438 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:07,825 (panting, coughing) 439 00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,233 (vibrating stops) 440 00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:19,937 -yo. -Earn (over phone): Hey, hey. 441 00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:21,939 What's up, man? 442 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:23,507 Chillin', man. Chillin'. 443 00:27:23,609 --> 00:27:25,542 Yeah, I hope so. I hope so. 444 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:28,245 -What's up? You need something? -It's in my email, okay? 445 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:30,581 Yeah, um, the lawyer sent over that contract. It looks okay. 446 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:32,650 I still have some questions about the dates, though. 447 00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:33,917 Oh. 448 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,686 We'll get it sorted. Don't worry. 449 00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:37,921 How is it out there? Is it boring? 450 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,627 Yeah. Yeah. 451 00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:45,996 You-you sound tired, man. 452 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,798 Nah, man. Nah, man. 453 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,266 I'm straight. I'm good. I'm straight. 454 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:51,168 Just send it to me. Send it to my email, 455 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,437 and my assistant will worry about it, okay? 456 00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:54,705 Thank you so much. 457 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:57,241 Hey, look, can I call you back tomorrow, bruh? 458 00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:00,010 Uh, yeah, yeah. You good? 459 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:02,079 Mm-hmm. 460 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,214 All right, man. I-I'll talk to you tomorrow. 461 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,350 -All right. Peace. -Peace. 462 00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:09,286 -(sighs) -(phone drops to floor) 463 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,424 (breathing deeply) 464 00:28:23,586 --> 00:28:25,552 (sizzling) 465 00:28:41,837 --> 00:28:43,804 (birds chirping) 466 00:28:49,278 --> 00:28:51,712 (grunting softly) 467 00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:02,923 (cell phone ringing) 468 00:29:05,895 --> 00:29:07,528 yo. 469 00:29:07,630 --> 00:29:09,296 Alfred: What's up? 470 00:29:09,398 --> 00:29:11,465 What's up, man? 471 00:29:11,567 --> 00:29:14,635 Are you eating bacon and drinking whiskey? 472 00:29:14,737 --> 00:29:16,303 Hibiki, bro. 473 00:29:16,405 --> 00:29:18,639 Cheers, nigga. 474 00:29:18,741 --> 00:29:21,608 (laughs) breakfast of champions. 475 00:29:21,710 --> 00:29:24,645 Yo, man, it's the farm life. 476 00:29:24,747 --> 00:29:26,980 Yeah, what was going on yesterday? 477 00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:28,415 What were you doing? 478 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:30,350 What happened to your face? 479 00:29:31,487 --> 00:29:33,921 I don't know, man, it's just... 480 00:29:34,023 --> 00:29:36,190 Hey, I was out there with that tractor. 481 00:29:36,292 --> 00:29:37,958 I got that up and running, right? 482 00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:39,793 And, um, just did some shooting. 483 00:29:39,895 --> 00:29:41,795 You know. This-this ain't nothing. 484 00:29:41,897 --> 00:29:44,231 Look, man, I know this is your safe farm and all that, 485 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:46,366 but you got to be careful out there, okay? 486 00:29:46,469 --> 00:29:48,702 Farms are dangerous as fuck. 487 00:29:48,804 --> 00:29:50,771 Okay, and you're over there by yourself, too, man. 488 00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:53,774 If something happens to you, you fall on a rake headfirst, 489 00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:56,577 no one's gonna know it for like weeks. 490 00:29:56,679 --> 00:29:58,579 Message received, bruh. 491 00:29:58,681 --> 00:30:01,281 You know, the whole point of this farm is to have options. 492 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:04,318 If you don't like it, you don't have to keep it, you know. 493 00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:06,320 You can go back to the city. 494 00:30:06,422 --> 00:30:09,189 At-atlanta's not going anywhere, you know. 495 00:30:09,291 --> 00:30:12,126 It's all good, man. 496 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:15,629 It's pretty much slow motion around here. 497 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:18,432 Yeah. Ain't got to worry about me. 498 00:30:18,534 --> 00:30:20,834 Only thing I need to worry about is this damn neck, man. 499 00:30:20,936 --> 00:30:22,469 Every time I move it, it feels like 500 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:25,105 I'm on pins and needles and shit. (groans) 501 00:30:25,207 --> 00:30:27,941 were you outside for a long time yesterday? 502 00:30:29,645 --> 00:30:30,911 Yeah. 503 00:30:31,013 --> 00:30:33,280 Yeah, I think y-you're sunburnt. 504 00:30:33,382 --> 00:30:35,983 (alfred laughing) 505 00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:37,751 no, no. 506 00:30:37,853 --> 00:30:38,986 (laughs): Yes. 507 00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:40,187 You ever been sunburned before? 508 00:30:40,289 --> 00:30:41,822 Nigga, look at me. Do I look like... 509 00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:43,090 Hell no, I ain't been sunburned. 510 00:30:43,192 --> 00:30:44,424 Black people can't get sunburned. 511 00:30:44,527 --> 00:30:45,659 What you talking about? 512 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,194 Yes, yes, they can. 513 00:30:47,296 --> 00:30:48,762 White people can get ashy. 514 00:30:48,864 --> 00:30:50,964 Black people can get sunburned. It's-it's a fact. 515 00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:52,833 So, you telling me wesley snipes can get sunburned? 516 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:54,434 (laughing): Yes, wesley snipes can get sunburned. 517 00:30:54,537 --> 00:30:55,936 (stammers) okay, all right, what about... What's... 518 00:30:56,038 --> 00:30:58,038 Uh, what's-his-name... Uh, "kiss from a rose"? 519 00:30:58,140 --> 00:30:59,673 He can get sunburned, too? 520 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,575 Yes. Yes, seal can get... 521 00:31:01,677 --> 00:31:03,377 Dark niggas can get sunburned, bruh. 522 00:31:03,479 --> 00:31:06,246 I don't know, man. All right, hold up. 523 00:31:06,348 --> 00:31:09,183 What about captain phillips? Come on. 524 00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:13,353 -I'm gonna assume you mean the somalian pirate... -Yeah. 525 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:15,088 -...Not tom hanks. -Yeah. Yeah. 526 00:31:15,191 --> 00:31:17,157 And it doesn't matter, 'cause they can both get sunburned. 527 00:31:17,259 --> 00:31:19,560 Nigga, I would... Who-who's going to be a pirate on the sea 528 00:31:19,662 --> 00:31:21,929 under the sun the whole day if they can get sunburned? 529 00:31:22,031 --> 00:31:24,164 I know this shit ain't true, man. It's just not true. 530 00:31:24,266 --> 00:31:27,201 ♪ don't let the sun catch you crying ♪ 531 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:28,969 (laughing) 532 00:31:31,607 --> 00:31:36,610 ♪ crying at my front door ♪ 533 00:31:38,514 --> 00:31:42,416 ♪ you done daddy dirty ♪ 534 00:31:42,518 --> 00:31:47,221 ♪ he sure don't want you no more ♪ 535 00:31:54,129 --> 00:31:58,799 ♪ don't let the sun catch you lying ♪ 536 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:07,107 ♪ lying at my front door ♪ 537 00:32:09,378 --> 00:32:13,046 ♪ daddy's done turned salty ♪ 538 00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:18,118 ♪ and, baby, you made him so sore ♪