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(birds chirping)

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(insects trilling)

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(distant gunshot)

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(bird cawing)

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(distant gunshot)

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(distant gunshot)

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(distant gunshot)

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(gunshots continue,
growing louder)

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-(booming gunshot)
-(wings flutter, birds chirp)

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("The Braids" by Mystikal
playing quietly)

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♪♪ You can't drop me,
you can't block me ♪♪

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♪♪ Who stop me? It's outside ♪♪

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♪♪ You should've known better ♪♪

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♪♪ Or is it 'cause
I flow better? ♪♪

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♪♪ They kept me in the shade ♪♪

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♪♪ But now I'm back,
motherfucker ♪♪

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♪♪ It's the nigga
with the cannon for the two ♪♪

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-♪♪ Swingin' with the braids ♪♪
-(chuckles softly)

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♪♪ Don't fuck,
don't fuck with the braids ♪♪

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♪♪ They can't fuck, they can't
fuck with the braids ♪♪

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(music growing louder):
♪♪ Don't fuck,
don't fuck with the braids ♪♪

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♪♪ They can't fuck, they can't
fuck with the braids ♪♪

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♪♪ Woof, woof, woof, braids ♪♪

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♪♪ Woof, woof, woof, braids... ♪♪

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(gun clicking)

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-(music stops)
-(phone vibrating)

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(birds continue chirping)

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(audio muffled)

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(muffled gunfire)

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(loud gunfire)

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(birds cawing)

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("Mind Playing Tricks on Me"
by Geto Boys playing)

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Got-dang! Whoo!

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♪♪ At night I can't sleep,
I toss and turn ♪♪

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♪♪ Candlesticks in the dark ♪♪

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♪♪ Visions of bodies
bein' burned ♪♪

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♪♪ Four walls just
starin' at a nigga ♪♪

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♪♪ I'm paranoid, sleepin' with
my finger on the trigger... ♪♪

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-(gun cocks)
-(song stops abruptly)

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(birds chirping, cawing)

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(birdcalls continue)

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(water drizzling)

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(sighing)

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Yeah, all right.

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Okay.

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(sighs)

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My favorite. (chuckles softly)

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That's real nice.

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(birdcalls continue)

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(lock clicking)

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(muffled hip-hop playing
over stereo)

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-(engine shuts off, music stops)
-(door opens)

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(door closes)

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(beep, lock clicks)

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(door opens, bell jingles)

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(mellow music playing faintly
over speakers)

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-(sighs)
-(sets basket on floor)

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(sighs)

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(sighs)

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(grunts)

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You find everything okay today,
big fella?

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Actually, man, no.

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Uh, do y'all sell, uh,
cast-iron skillets here?

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Well, if you don't see any
on the shelf,

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then we don't have 'em in stock.

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But I'll check, just to be sure.

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All right.

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Uh, do y'all sell, uh,
animal repellant here?

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(spits)

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Did you see it on the shelf?

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-Nope.
-(paper rustling)

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(long, raspy sigh)

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No, we don't have any s...

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Nope, we don't have
any skillets in stock,

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but, um,
I can order one in for you.

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Be here in a couple weeks.

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No, man, that's...
It's all good, man.

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I'll just get it somewhere else.

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I appreciate it, though.

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You're just gonna order it
on Amazon, aren't you?

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No, man. No.

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(chuckles)

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(insects trilling)

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(distant birdcalls)

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(panting)

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(thumping)

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Oh, shit.

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(chuckles)

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(blows) Shit.

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(sighs)

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(twangy music playing on video)

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Hey, guys. It's your boy,
"These Backhoes Ain't Loyal."

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Thanks for coming out
to my channel today.

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-(grunting)
-If you want to see more
backhoe tractor content,

95
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make sure you hit that
"subscribe" button.

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(groans):
Ah, shit.

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-You can even give this video
a thumbs-up.
-(phone vibrates)

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So, what we're gonna do today
is we're gonna get

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-down and dirty...
-(Alfred grunting)

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...and we're gonna change
the oil in this tractor.

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-But before I get
under this hoe...
-(grunts)

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-...we're gonna make sure that
all the wheels are secure.
-God... (grunting)

103
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But I've done told you,
these backhoes ain't loyal.

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They'll roll over you
in a second.

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I'm serious, dudes.

106
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I lost two uncles this way.

107
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Oh, shit, shit, shit!

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Shit. (gasps)

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Shit.

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(chuckles)

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(laughs) Oh, shit!

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("Freak" by Ty Dolla $ign
featuring Quavo playing)

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-(food sizzling)
-♪♪ She don't like
my white bitch ♪♪

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♪♪ Say I act too light-skinned ♪♪

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♪♪ Dolla, don't be trifling,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪

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♪♪ I'm dirty in the streets,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪

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♪♪ In bed she a freak ♪♪

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-(loud banging in distance)
-♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪

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♪♪ Kiss my feet,
take this meat... ♪♪

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(shuts off music)

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-(insects trilling)
-(banging continues)

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(banging continues)

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Hello?

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(banging continues)

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(owl hooting)

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Hey!

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Whatever's in there,
you better squawk or chirp

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or sing a fucking song

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with your little furry friends
or something.

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(banging continues)

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Boo, motherfuck...

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Oh, goddamn, man.

133
00:09:02,461 --> 00:09:03,897
-Get...
-(squishing)

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00:09:07,605 --> 00:09:10,711
Oh, goddamn!

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(sighs)

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Shit!

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CLYDE:
Hmm.

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Oh, God.

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Go.

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-Go back just one.
-Go back one?

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Yeah.

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Oh, boy, this is bad.

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(sniffs)

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You got feral hogs.

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-Okay.
-Yeah.

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So, what I need,
hog repellant or something?

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No, not as simple as that.
Here, give me that.

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-Let's see.
-(sighs)

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Yeah. Shit, you can thank
the explorer Hernando de Soto

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for this bullshit.

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(sighs)
Were the turds wet or dry?

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I do not know.

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Well, did they crumble
in your hand?

154
00:10:03,282 --> 00:10:04,953
Can you just tell me
how to get rid

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00:10:05,019 --> 00:10:06,222
of these damn things,
please, man?

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00:10:06,288 --> 00:10:07,725
I don't want to stand here
all day

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00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:09,261
talking to you
about dookie and shit.

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00:10:09,328 --> 00:10:11,432
All right, well, uh, clearly,
they're coming after

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whatever it is you're growing.

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00:10:12,969 --> 00:10:15,674
Now, I-I can't make it out
from that photo,

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so what kind of crops are these?

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Corn.

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-Oh. (sighs) Yeah.
-Yeah, man, lots of...
lots of corn.

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Oh, they love that stuff.
They love that stuff.

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00:10:28,466 --> 00:10:30,538
Um... okay.

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Here's what I'd do
if I were you.

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(sighs)

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00:10:34,044 --> 00:10:36,348
You take a bunch
of that corn, right?

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Set it out in an open area.

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Now, soon as that dirty hog
shows up

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and starts chowing down on it,

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you line up your shot,
take it out.

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-Okay.
-All right.

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Now, if he starts to run,
you aim for the nose

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and you don't stop firing
till that fucker goes down.

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-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah, then you move in close.

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-Head shot.
-Okay.

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-Yeah.
-Right.

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Uh, can I just poison it
or something, man?

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00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:03,369
(mutters, sighs)

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00:11:03,436 --> 00:11:05,774
I don't think you understand.

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This is serious.

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00:11:07,444 --> 00:11:08,914
Now, these things,

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they ain't no bedtime story
animals, you know?

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00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,824
I mean, they don't deserve
no sympathy.

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They are aggressive,
they are invasive,

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and they will not stop

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until they destroy
everything you have.

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You got to kill them
before they kill you.

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-(laughing)
-What?

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00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,093
Before they kill me? Okay.

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(laughing)

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00:11:33,296 --> 00:11:34,632
The hogs?

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(Alfred continues laughing)

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00:11:36,770 --> 00:11:40,443
A pack of hogs killed a woman
in Texas about a year ago.

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Just outside of Houston.

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Chewed her ass up.

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(laughing)

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Okay.

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00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,269
All right, but this isn't funny.

201
00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:57,077
No, man, yeah, it is, man.
Bedtime story animal.

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00:11:57,945 --> 00:11:59,348
All right, guys, now that we got

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all that old, dirty oil
out of there,

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00:12:01,185 --> 00:12:02,822
I'm gonna show you
what some fresh, new,

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00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,059
healthy oil looks like here.

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00:12:06,563 --> 00:12:08,399
And this is where it goes.

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00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,069
Now, check back next week,

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and I'm gonna show you
how to replace a carburetor.

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Thank you, guys,
for stopping by.

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Make sure you hit
that "subscribe" button.

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(grunts)

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(sighs):
Okay, baby.

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Let's do this, mama.
Let's go. Come on.

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(engine whining, sputtering)

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00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,141
Come on, baby, come on.

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00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,312
(engine sputtering, clanking)

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(sighs, mutters)

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00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:35,621
(engine whining)

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Oh, shit. (yells)

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(sighs)

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All right, let's see.

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All right.

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Oh, fuck!

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00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:05,113
Come on, man. Come on, man.

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God!

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(panting)

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All right, man. All right.

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00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:15,466
All right.

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(sighs):
All right, man, all right.

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All right.

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All right, man, come on.

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(muttering)

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How big is this motherfuck...

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(panting)

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Fuck!

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(yells) Fuck!

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(panting)

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(shudders) Okay.

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-(whirring)
-(Alfred panting softly)

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(sighs, grunts)

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-(bangs)
-All right, baby.

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(sighs)

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Yep.

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00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:08,339
(sighs):
Yeah.

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♪♪ Because-a in-a me eyes
there is red like blood ♪♪

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♪♪ And I been moving around
like a human flood ♪♪

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♪♪ Smoke outta me mouth
and outta me nose... ♪♪

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ALFRED:
I'm gonna avenge you.

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I promise.

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(breathing heavily)

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Gonna roast this motherfucker.

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Dinner's served, motherfucker.

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Come and get it.

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♪♪ Under me sleng teng,
me under me ♪♪

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♪♪ Because it's way in my brain,
no cocaine ♪♪

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♪♪ I don't wanna,
I don't wanna go insane ♪♪

257
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:53,129
♪♪ Way in my brain, no cocaine ♪♪

258
00:14:53,195 --> 00:14:55,400
♪♪ I don't wanna,
I don't wanna go insane ♪♪

259
00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:58,038
-♪♪ Oh, no ♪♪
-(electrical buzzing)

260
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,511
♪♪ It's way in my brain ♪♪

261
00:15:01,311 --> 00:15:03,382
♪♪ It's way in my brain ♪♪

262
00:15:04,184 --> 00:15:07,023
♪♪ It's way in my brain ♪♪

263
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,996
♪♪ I said me smoke it and me
pass it through the window ♪♪

264
00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:12,768
♪♪ And me give it to
my next-door neighbor... ♪♪

265
00:15:12,835 --> 00:15:14,872
BEAR GRYLLS (over TV):
If the chicks don't feed

266
00:15:14,939 --> 00:15:17,912
within 36 hours, they'll starve.

267
00:15:17,978 --> 00:15:20,082
-(Alfred snoring)
-(cheeping)

268
00:15:20,149 --> 00:15:23,088
(dramatic music playing over TV)

269
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,328
(snoring continues)

270
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,893
-(loud clattering)
-(squealing in distance)

271
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:45,534
GRYLLS:
Incredibly, it survives.

272
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,644
But it's stunned.

273
00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:53,415
-(clattering)
-Oh, shit!

274
00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:56,990
(insects trilling)

275
00:16:02,635 --> 00:16:04,672
(sighs)

276
00:16:07,076 --> 00:16:09,381
(sighs heavily)

277
00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:30,022
-(insects trilling)
-(birds chirping, cawing)

278
00:16:32,661 --> 00:16:34,732
(engine sputtering)

279
00:16:42,548 --> 00:16:43,884
(sputtering)

280
00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:46,523
Oh, come on, mama. Let's do it.

281
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,027
(engine sputters)

282
00:16:49,094 --> 00:16:51,164
(sighs)

283
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,304
(sputtering continues)

284
00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:59,549
(engine whines, starts)

285
00:16:59,615 --> 00:17:02,086
(engine idling)

286
00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:03,723
Whoo!

287
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,994
Yeah, baby!

288
00:17:06,061 --> 00:17:07,865
Whoo!

289
00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:09,434
Yeah, mother... (grunts)

290
00:17:09,502 --> 00:17:11,305
That's what I'm talking about!

291
00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:13,710
All right. All right, all right,
all right, all right, okay.

292
00:17:13,777 --> 00:17:15,279
Okay, okay. (laughs)

293
00:17:15,346 --> 00:17:18,052
Okay. Okay. Push down.

294
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:20,991
Okay. All right, o-okay.

295
00:17:21,058 --> 00:17:22,895
Come on, baby. Oh...

296
00:17:22,962 --> 00:17:24,966
(laughing)

297
00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:26,268
Yeah, man.

298
00:17:26,335 --> 00:17:28,506
(shouts excitedly)

299
00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:29,942
Whoo!

300
00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:34,484
(laughing):
Oh, we outside!

301
00:17:34,552 --> 00:17:38,192
♪♪ Shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪♪

302
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:43,202
♪♪ Shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪♪

303
00:17:44,337 --> 00:17:47,377
♪♪ Are you rolling ♪♪

304
00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:51,519
♪♪ Down the same street
that I'm going ♪♪

305
00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:55,827
♪♪ Up the same stream
that I'm folding ♪♪

306
00:17:55,894 --> 00:17:57,030
Oh!

307
00:17:57,096 --> 00:17:58,700
♪♪ On the new ride? ♪♪

308
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:01,673
♪♪ Shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪♪

309
00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:05,046
♪♪ High is high ♪♪

310
00:18:05,112 --> 00:18:06,181
(yelps)

311
00:18:06,248 --> 00:18:07,417
♪♪ Low is low ♪♪

312
00:18:07,483 --> 00:18:10,022
♪♪ Everybody wanna go to heaven ♪♪

313
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,295
♪♪ But nobody wants to die ♪♪

314
00:18:14,097 --> 00:18:16,502
♪♪ Nobody wants to ♪♪

315
00:18:16,569 --> 00:18:19,675
♪♪ Are you rolling ♪♪

316
00:18:19,742 --> 00:18:24,451
♪♪ Down the same street
that I'm going ♪♪

317
00:18:24,518 --> 00:18:28,192
♪♪ Up the same stream
that I'm folding... ♪♪

318
00:18:28,258 --> 00:18:29,829
(song fades)

319
00:18:29,895 --> 00:18:32,166
-(banging)
-Oh, shit!

320
00:18:39,715 --> 00:18:42,688
-Oh, shit.
-(turns off engine)

321
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,560
(softly):
All right.

322
00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:51,204
Shit.

323
00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:54,612
(grunts)

324
00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:00,557
(sighs)

325
00:19:00,624 --> 00:19:02,293
Goddamn.

326
00:19:04,565 --> 00:19:06,335
(gasps)

327
00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:11,178
(grunting)

328
00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:17,323
(panting)

329
00:19:29,447 --> 00:19:31,619
(clunking, creaking)

330
00:19:31,686 --> 00:19:33,623
Oh, shit!

331
00:19:47,618 --> 00:19:49,889
-(insects trilling)
-(birds chirping)

332
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:06,221
(gasps)

333
00:20:16,976 --> 00:20:19,214
(groans)

334
00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:22,955
(groans)

335
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,896
(groans)

336
00:20:28,232 --> 00:20:30,136
(grunts)

337
00:20:30,202 --> 00:20:31,939
(whimpers)

338
00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:35,747
(panting)

339
00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:47,604
Oh, sh... (yells)

340
00:20:47,671 --> 00:20:49,708
Ah, shit!

341
00:20:49,775 --> 00:20:50,977
Oh, fu...

342
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,681
(groans)

343
00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:55,186
Oh, shit!

344
00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:57,825
(groans, whimpers)

345
00:20:57,891 --> 00:20:59,929
(panting)

346
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,878
(grunts) Fu...

347
00:21:07,945 --> 00:21:09,648
(yells)

348
00:21:10,784 --> 00:21:13,590
(pained grunting)

349
00:21:16,328 --> 00:21:18,733
(screams)

350
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,839
Fuck, fuck, fuck!

351
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,043
(panting, groaning)

352
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:25,614
Oh, shit.

353
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,718
(panting)

354
00:21:33,428 --> 00:21:35,734
(grunting, panting)

355
00:21:36,969 --> 00:21:38,740
Oh, shit.

356
00:21:42,146 --> 00:21:44,752
(grunting)

357
00:21:44,819 --> 00:21:46,254
(pained yelling)

358
00:21:46,321 --> 00:21:48,025
God.

359
00:21:48,091 --> 00:21:50,329
(panting)

360
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,711
(insects trilling)

361
00:22:00,249 --> 00:22:02,721
(panting)

362
00:22:08,332 --> 00:22:10,169
(grunts, groans)

363
00:22:10,236 --> 00:22:12,741
(panting, grunting)

364
00:22:17,016 --> 00:22:19,020
(pained grunt)

365
00:22:20,489 --> 00:22:22,360
(whimpers)

366
00:22:24,063 --> 00:22:26,334
(distant birdcalls)

367
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:31,011
(insects trilling)

368
00:22:41,933 --> 00:22:44,337
(insects trilling)

369
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,542
(Alfred grunting quietly)

370
00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:50,082
(pained grunting)

371
00:22:55,159 --> 00:22:57,430
(whimpering, panting)

372
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,055
Oh, thank God.

373
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,525
Hey!

374
00:23:12,293 --> 00:23:14,364
Hey! Hey!

375
00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:16,969
Oh, come on, bitch,
I know you see me.

376
00:23:17,036 --> 00:23:19,240
Hey, hey, hey!

377
00:23:19,307 --> 00:23:20,376
Shit! (yells)

378
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,879
Help me!

379
00:23:21,946 --> 00:23:24,217
("Texas Man" by The Chicks
playing over headphones)

380
00:23:24,284 --> 00:23:26,254
-(muffled yelling in distance)
-♪♪ If you got
the strength I do ♪♪

381
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:27,724
♪♪ Then sign me up ♪♪

382
00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:29,528
♪♪ If I'm not too much for you ♪♪

383
00:23:29,595 --> 00:23:31,064
-(camera clicks)
-♪♪ Then sign me up ♪♪

384
00:23:31,131 --> 00:23:33,235
-ALFRED (muffled): Help!
-♪♪ Sign me up ♪♪

385
00:23:33,302 --> 00:23:36,107
-♪♪ I'm a little bit
unraveled... ♪♪
-Hey!

386
00:23:36,174 --> 00:23:37,911
Hey!

387
00:23:37,978 --> 00:23:39,882
(panting)

388
00:23:39,949 --> 00:23:42,019
Hey, fuck! Help!

389
00:23:42,086 --> 00:23:43,422
Hey, help me!

390
00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:46,963
-Hey, shit! Help!
-(backup alarm beeping)

391
00:23:47,029 --> 00:23:49,267
(gasping):
Help. Help me, plea...

392
00:23:49,334 --> 00:23:50,837
Help.

393
00:23:50,904 --> 00:23:52,273
Fucking help.

394
00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:54,177
(panting)

395
00:23:54,243 --> 00:23:56,147
Oh, bitch, fucking please.

396
00:23:56,214 --> 00:23:58,118
(panting)

397
00:24:08,105 --> 00:24:10,142
(pained grunting)

398
00:24:10,209 --> 00:24:12,480
(panting, grunting)

399
00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:25,039
(pained grunting)

400
00:24:27,043 --> 00:24:29,180
(groans)

401
00:24:29,247 --> 00:24:31,484
(panting heavily)

402
00:24:34,490 --> 00:24:36,495
(groans)

403
00:24:55,867 --> 00:24:57,938
(skillet clangs on ground)

404
00:24:58,005 --> 00:25:00,042
(panting)

405
00:25:01,177 --> 00:25:03,516
(quiet snorting nearby)

406
00:25:07,490 --> 00:25:09,762
(snorting continues)

407
00:25:19,815 --> 00:25:22,086
(snorting continues)

408
00:25:29,735 --> 00:25:32,541
-(panting)
-(hog continues snorting)

409
00:25:34,578 --> 00:25:36,549
(hog snorts, squeals)

410
00:25:38,185 --> 00:25:40,089
(squealing)

411
00:25:40,155 --> 00:25:42,359
(screams) Oh, shit!

412
00:25:42,426 --> 00:25:44,865
Fuck! What the fuck?

413
00:25:44,932 --> 00:25:46,234
Fuck off!

414
00:25:47,203 --> 00:25:49,575
(screaming)

415
00:25:50,409 --> 00:25:52,981
Get the fuck off me! (grunts)

416
00:25:53,048 --> 00:25:54,685
(screaming)

417
00:25:54,752 --> 00:25:56,989
(hog squealing)

418
00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:00,362
(clattering)

419
00:26:00,429 --> 00:26:02,400
(grunting):
Fucking...

420
00:26:02,466 --> 00:26:04,270
(screams)

421
00:26:07,511 --> 00:26:09,213
Shit!

422
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,950
(grunting)

423
00:26:12,453 --> 00:26:14,691
(pained squealing)

424
00:26:14,758 --> 00:26:17,062
(grunting, muttering angrily)

425
00:26:17,129 --> 00:26:21,872
Motherfucker, die!
Motherfucker, die!

426
00:26:21,939 --> 00:26:25,112
-(grunting)
-(pained squealing)

427
00:26:25,179 --> 00:26:26,682
Let go!

428
00:26:26,749 --> 00:26:28,686
-Fucking die! (yells)
-(hog stops squealing)

429
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,291
-(panting)
-(skillet clangs on ground)

430
00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:33,596
(whimpering)

431
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:39,842
Get the fuck off me.
(panting)

432
00:26:39,908 --> 00:26:42,012
(mutters):
Get the fuck off me.

433
00:26:48,091 --> 00:26:49,427
(whimpers)

434
00:26:49,495 --> 00:26:52,066
(electrical buzzing)

435
00:26:52,133 --> 00:26:54,203
(panting)

436
00:26:59,413 --> 00:27:01,685
(cell phone vibrating)

437
00:27:06,327 --> 00:27:09,635
(pained grunting, panting)

438
00:27:17,116 --> 00:27:18,586
(groans)

439
00:27:18,653 --> 00:27:21,659
(panting, coughing)

440
00:27:28,305 --> 00:27:29,975
(vibrating stops)

441
00:27:31,712 --> 00:27:33,448
-Yo.
-EARN (over phone): Hey, hey.

442
00:27:33,516 --> 00:27:35,485
What's up, man?

443
00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:36,956
Chillin', man. Chillin'.

444
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:38,960
Yeah, I hope so. I hope so.

445
00:27:39,026 --> 00:27:41,499
-What's up? You need something?
-It's in my email, okay?

446
00:27:41,565 --> 00:27:43,936
Yeah, um, the lawyer sent over
that contract. It looks okay.

447
00:27:44,003 --> 00:27:46,207
I still have some questions
about the dates, though.

448
00:27:46,274 --> 00:27:47,376
Oh.

449
00:27:47,443 --> 00:27:49,080
We'll get it sorted.
Don't worry.

450
00:27:49,146 --> 00:27:51,719
How is it out there?
Is it boring?

451
00:27:54,691 --> 00:27:57,029
Yeah. Yeah.

452
00:27:57,096 --> 00:27:59,501
You-you sound tired, man.

453
00:27:59,568 --> 00:28:01,170
Nah, man. Nah, man.

454
00:28:01,237 --> 00:28:02,841
I'm straight. I'm good.
I'm straight.

455
00:28:02,908 --> 00:28:04,477
Just send it to me.
Send it to my email,

456
00:28:04,545 --> 00:28:06,849
and my assistant
will worry about it, okay?

457
00:28:06,916 --> 00:28:08,351
Thank you so much.

458
00:28:08,418 --> 00:28:10,723
Hey, look, can I call you back
tomorrow, bruh?

459
00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,529
Uh, yeah, yeah. You good?

460
00:28:13,596 --> 00:28:15,365
Mm-hmm.

461
00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:17,704
All right, man.
I-I'll talk to you tomorrow.

462
00:28:17,771 --> 00:28:19,775
-All right. Peace.
-Peace.

463
00:28:19,841 --> 00:28:23,014
-(sighs)
-(phone drops to floor)

464
00:28:24,718 --> 00:28:27,122
(breathing deeply)

465
00:28:39,715 --> 00:28:41,986
(sizzling)

466
00:28:57,884 --> 00:29:00,155
(birds chirping)

467
00:29:05,465 --> 00:29:08,104
(grunting softly)

468
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,260
(cell phone ringing)

469
00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:23,669
Yo.

470
00:29:23,736 --> 00:29:25,506
ALFRED:
What's up?

471
00:29:25,573 --> 00:29:27,443
What's up, man?

472
00:29:27,510 --> 00:29:30,783
Are you eating bacon
and drinking whiskey?

473
00:29:30,850 --> 00:29:32,486
Hibiki, bro.

474
00:29:32,554 --> 00:29:34,791
Cheers, nigga.

475
00:29:34,858 --> 00:29:37,731
(laughs) Breakfast of champions.

476
00:29:37,797 --> 00:29:40,770
Yo, man, it's the farm life.

477
00:29:40,837 --> 00:29:43,074
Yeah, what was going on
yesterday?

478
00:29:43,141 --> 00:29:44,611
What were you doing?

479
00:29:44,678 --> 00:29:46,815
What happened to your face?

480
00:29:47,617 --> 00:29:50,022
I don't know, man, it's just...

481
00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:52,226
Hey, I was out there
with that tractor.

482
00:29:52,293 --> 00:29:53,996
I got that up and running,
right?

483
00:29:54,063 --> 00:29:55,900
And, um, just did some shooting.

484
00:29:55,967 --> 00:29:57,704
You know.
This-this ain't nothing.

485
00:29:57,771 --> 00:30:00,242
Look, man, I know this is
your safe farm and all that,

486
00:30:00,309 --> 00:30:02,547
but you got to be careful
out there, okay?

487
00:30:02,614 --> 00:30:04,618
Farms are dangerous as fuck.

488
00:30:04,685 --> 00:30:06,655
Okay, and you're over there
by yourself, too, man.

489
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:09,861
If something happens to you,
you fall on a rake headfirst,

490
00:30:09,928 --> 00:30:12,701
no one's gonna know it
for like weeks.

491
00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:14,538
Message received, bruh.

492
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:17,276
You know, the whole point of
this farm is to have options.

493
00:30:17,343 --> 00:30:20,550
If you don't like it, you don't
have to keep it, you know.

494
00:30:20,616 --> 00:30:22,353
You can go back to the city.

495
00:30:22,419 --> 00:30:25,459
At-Atlanta's not going anywhere,
you know.

496
00:30:25,526 --> 00:30:28,164
It's all good, man.

497
00:30:28,231 --> 00:30:31,739
It's pretty much
slow motion around here.

498
00:30:31,805 --> 00:30:34,410
Yeah.
Ain't got to worry about me.

499
00:30:34,477 --> 00:30:36,915
Only thing I need to worry about
is this damn neck, man.

500
00:30:36,982 --> 00:30:38,418
Every time I move it,
it feels like

501
00:30:38,485 --> 00:30:41,157
I'm on pins and needles
and shit. (groans)

502
00:30:41,224 --> 00:30:44,330
Were you outside
for a long time yesterday?

503
00:30:45,767 --> 00:30:47,002
Yeah.

504
00:30:47,069 --> 00:30:49,508
Yeah, I think y-you're sunburnt.

505
00:30:49,574 --> 00:30:52,279
(Alfred laughing)

506
00:30:52,346 --> 00:30:53,849
No, no.

507
00:30:53,916 --> 00:30:55,085
(laughs):
Yes.

508
00:30:55,152 --> 00:30:56,287
You ever been sunburned before?

509
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,957
Nigga, look at me.
Do I look like...

510
00:30:58,024 --> 00:30:59,160
Hell no, I ain't been sunburned.

511
00:30:59,226 --> 00:31:00,596
Black people
can't get sunburned.

512
00:31:00,663 --> 00:31:01,799
What you talking about?

513
00:31:01,865 --> 00:31:03,234
Yes, yes, they can.

514
00:31:03,301 --> 00:31:04,771
White people can get ashy.

515
00:31:04,838 --> 00:31:07,042
Black people can get sunburned.
It's-it's a fact.

516
00:31:07,109 --> 00:31:08,879
So, you telling me Wesley Snipes
can get sunburned?

517
00:31:08,946 --> 00:31:10,616
(laughing):
Yes, Wesley Snipes
can get sunburned.

518
00:31:10,683 --> 00:31:12,319
(stammers) Okay, all right,
what about... what's...

519
00:31:12,386 --> 00:31:14,123
uh, what's-his-name...
uh, "Kiss from a Rose"?

520
00:31:14,190 --> 00:31:15,827
He can get sunburned, too?

521
00:31:15,893 --> 00:31:17,564
Yes. Yes, Seal can get...

522
00:31:17,630 --> 00:31:19,400
Dark niggas
can get sunburned, bruh.

523
00:31:19,467 --> 00:31:22,306
I don't know, man.
All right, hold up.

524
00:31:22,372 --> 00:31:25,045
What about Captain Phillips?
Come on.

525
00:31:25,112 --> 00:31:29,353
-I'm gonna assume you mean
the Somalian pirate...
-Yeah.

526
00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:31,357
-...not Tom Hanks.
-Yeah. Yeah.

527
00:31:31,424 --> 00:31:33,261
And it doesn't matter, 'cause
they can both get sunburned.

528
00:31:33,328 --> 00:31:35,533
Nigga, I would... Who-who's
going to be a pirate on the sea

529
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,037
under the sun the whole day
if they can get sunburned?

530
00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:40,208
I know this shit ain't true,
man. It's just not true.

531
00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:43,415
♪♪ Don't let the sun
catch you crying ♪♪

532
00:31:43,481 --> 00:31:45,318
(laughing)

533
00:31:47,524 --> 00:31:53,067
♪♪ Crying at my front door ♪♪

534
00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:58,445
♪♪ You done daddy dirty ♪♪

535
00:31:58,512 --> 00:32:03,556
♪♪ He sure don't
want you no more ♪♪

536
00:32:09,968 --> 00:32:15,212
♪♪ Don't let the sun
catch you lying ♪♪

537
00:32:17,817 --> 00:32:23,461
♪♪ Lying at my front door ♪♪

538
00:32:25,398 --> 00:32:29,140
♪♪ Daddy's done turned salty ♪♪

539
00:32:29,206 --> 00:32:34,483
♪♪ And, baby,
you made him so sore ♪♪

540
00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:45,038
♪♪ You can cry, cry, cry ♪♪

541
00:32:46,575 --> 00:32:52,987
♪♪ Yes, baby, you can wail ♪♪

542
00:32:55,425 --> 00:33:00,235
♪♪ Beat your head
on the pavement ♪♪

543
00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:06,715
♪♪ Till the man comes
and throws you in. ♪♪

544
00:33:06,782 --> 00:33:10,288
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