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♪ Remember, remember you will ♪
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♪ Take one fresh and tender kiss ♪
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♪ Remember you will ♪
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♪ Add one stolen night of bliss ♪
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♪ Remember you will ♪
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♪ One girl, one boy... ♪
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Hey, mister, you a pilot?
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Not yet, but I'm getting there.
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- Were you in Korea?
- I saw a little action.
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Golly gee, you're a hero!
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I'm no hero.
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But if it wasn't for me...
you'd be working in a rice paddy.
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Gee, thanks, mister!
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Oh, my girl's coming out.
Here's a dollar, kid.
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- Treat your folks to dinner.
- Wow!
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♪ Memories are made of this ♪
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♪ The memories you gave me ♪
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♪ Serve it generously with love ♪
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♪ The memories you gave me ♪
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♪ One man, one wife... ♪
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Oh, come on, ladies.
Buy something already.
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Oh, Sue, why are you trying to sell
containers to that fat tub of shit?
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She's never had a leftover in her life.
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That's the great Jim Reeves.
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Hard to believe it's been ten years since
we lost him in a horrific plane crash.
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Lucky bastard.
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- Hey, mister. You a pervert?
- No!
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Then why are you staring at ladies
through that window like one?
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- That's my wife in there.
- How come you're not at work?
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How come you're not leaving me
the fuck alone?
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I'm gonna tell my dad you swore at me.
He's a cop.
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Then he can solve your murder,
you nosey little shit!
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Frank, no! You've got to stop
swearing at other people's children.
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You're right.
Hey, go play with your father's gun!
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- Frank!
- I didn't swear.
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Would you please go in and carry out
the rest of the stuff I didn't sell?
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There's a lot of it.
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Okay, sure. Be right back.
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Why me?
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Is everybody in your family a loser?
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- Get the fuck out of here!
- Ow!
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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And now back to Colt Luger... Classics.
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- Hey, Dad, Colt's back on!
- Hang on, hang on.
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Oh, Christ,
who keeps turning this up to 64?
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- Dad, it's cold.
- Quit your bitching, Kevin.
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Kids in Africa would kill
to see their breath.
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You sold a friend of mine
some bad pixie dust, Tinker Bell,
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that made him think he could fly.
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But gravity's an hombre that never loses.
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So slap on a bra because
you're about to have a bad trip
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to the San Cortez Regional
Correctional Institute for broads!
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See that, kids?
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That's the kind of man you
want to be: self-employed.
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Don't ever go back
to the department, Colt!
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They'll use you up
and hang you out to dry on Christmas!
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You'll wind up sitting there
with your freezing family
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waiting for the phone to ring!
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Don't worry, Dad.
They'll call you.
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That's right.
And it'll be Bob Pogo
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on his hands and knees
begging you to come back.
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There's no reason for us to be worried.
Everything's gonna be fine.
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That airline cannot go on without you.
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Now enjoy your show.
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Psychedelic dandelion!
I've been dosed!
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There's a lizard in my brain!
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I'm Roger Dunbarton of Mohican Airways,
and we are back!
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Our labor troubles are over
and we're better than ever.
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I don't believe it.
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Believe it!
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♪ The smoke signals never lie ♪
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♪ We are ready to fly ♪
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♪ Mohican Airways ♪
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♪ Your family in the sky ♪
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Call today for a "reservation"!
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I'm going to bed.
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It's only 7:30.
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- It's midnight in my mind.
- Frank...
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I liked him better when he yelled at us.
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God. Oh, God.
Why did he buy that damn TV?
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No.
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No!
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Not again. Get... Go back!
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Frank. Frank.
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Oh, my God, I just had the worst dream.
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You were having another kid.
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Maureen's the last one, right?
Tell me she's the last one!
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She's the last one.
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Oh, thank God.
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It was horrible. This baby had teeth!
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to figure out
which bill we can pay.
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Well, we got about eight inches
of free water falling right now.
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So, heat it is.
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Frank, we'll get through this.
We always do.
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I'm here for you. The kids love you.
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Mohican will realize their mistake
and take you back.
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And if they don't,
you'll get a better job somewhere else.
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Yeah, sure.
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I'm gonna go downstairs.
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Oh, Sue, don't do that.
I haven't showered in days.
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I meant the kitchen, Frank.
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Get some sleep.
Tomorrow will be a better day.
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Only if I get hit by a bus.
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Swami says the answer is: "Perpetuate."
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Perpetuate.
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The question: "How do they charge you
in a Vietnamese deli?"
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Per-pet-u-ate!
Yes, those people are dog eaters!
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Bill. What are you doing up at this hour?
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I don't know, I'm just kind of worried.
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Well, I'm worried about you
not getting enough sleep.
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Go to bed, honey. Sweet dreams.
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Leave, leave, leave!
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I don't know what you think
you saw! Wasn't doing nothing!
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Oh, Christ!
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Guten Morgen, Frank!
I'm off to work!
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All right, neighbor!
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Fucking asshole,
rubbing his charmed life in my face.
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The rogue elephant will be euthanized
this Friday after the last show.
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Speaking of youth, last night's snow storm
has caused a rash of school closings
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- in the Quint City area.
- Here we go!
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The following schools are closed:
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Abraham Lincoln Elementary,
John F. Kennedy High School,
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Robert F. Kennedy High School,
Martin Luther King Middle School,
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- Sharon Tate Elementary...
- Where's our school?
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- Come on, come on!
- Anton Cermak Tech,
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Medgar Evers Center
for Creative Non-Violence,
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Archduke Franz Ferdinand School
of Cosmetology, Huey Long High...
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All right!
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...Alfred P. Southwick Elementary...
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- Score!
- Yes!
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- What are you happy about?
- Snow day!
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You're not going to school?
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Aw, I was gonna drink
and fall asleep in the bathtub.
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Oh!
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Oh, that's the call! It's Pogo!
Mohican needs me!
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Hang on, it might be Bolo.
Our band's up for a gig.
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Your band's shit, get out of the way!
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Frank Murphy speaking.
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Oh.
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Hello. Yeah, hang on.
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Ha ha.
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It's your mom's boss.
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- Hi, Vivian.
- Morning, Sue. How are things?
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Well, it's tough. Frank's
depression is getting worse and...
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Fantastic. No deliveries for you today,
thanks to the snow.
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Some idiot crashed a school bus
off the Ferndale bridge.
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That's terrible.
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I know, just imagine the traffic.
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Hey, hey. It's over.
I got mine.
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Of course, tomorrow you'll
have to make up the deliveries
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you missed today and
do your regular route.
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Oh. Right, sure.
Well, either way,
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it'll be nice to have
a day with the kids and Frank.
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Well, that's a positive outlook.
Who's Frank?
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- He's my...
- Don't care.
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Do you have to fucking chew so loud?
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Excuse me for having a resonant skull.
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Good news!
I don't have to work after all!
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We've been handed a gift!
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A snow day we can spend
together as a family.
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Don't you "agh" me.
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We are all gonna have fun together
at the sled hill!
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- Yeah!
- Sledding!
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You guys have a good time.
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I'm gonna curl up in an afghan
and slowly cry myself into a nap.
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No, no. Uh-uh.
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You are going to leave this house
and enjoy the day with your family.
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I can't. Pogo might call.
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Frank, I'm your biggest cheerleader,
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but it's been three weeks
and Bob Pogo has not called yet.
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- And I doubt he'll call today.
- Your cheerleading needs work, Sue.
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And, if by some miracle he does call,
we have an answering machine.
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Come on, you've been a ghost around here
since Christmas.
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Now snap out of it
and be a part of this family again.
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- Okay, fine, I'll go sledding.
- Good.
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Because your attitude is starting
to affect the children.
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Just look at Bill.
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Come on, come on.
What's wrong with you?
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Murphy family fun day starts now!
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- Ah, Christ, Bill. Maybe he won't notice.
- Hey, Frank!
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Hey!
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Looks like your boy dinged my dangler.
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I thought that was my job.
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You sexy thing.
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Excuse me. Vic?
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Sorry about your van.
I'll pay for the damages.
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I can't take bread from my main man
who lost his gig.
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I remember once I was
out of work for a whole winter.
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Oh, wait, that was a vacation. Hawaii.
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Hey, Frank, you should go to Hawaii, man!
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It'll do you wonders.
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See a volcano, drink a volcano,
be a volcano.
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Have fun in Hawaii, Frank!
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This isn't my snowmobile!
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He's such a kind soul.
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He's a drug addict, Sue.
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This day sucks knob already.
I'll find a ride home.
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No fair. How come he can leave?
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Nobody's leaving! We just got here.
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Our fun is only starting.
Let's hit that hill!
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Yay!
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Last one to the bottom is a rotten...
Fuck!
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Ice-ball!
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Goddamn it!
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If you cross my path today, Murphy,
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I will scalp you, shit in the scalp,
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and slap it back on your head
so everybody calls you "shit wig" and...
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- Hey!
- Oh, man, don't hurt me!
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Yeah! You better run from me!
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I'm afraid of your wife,
you out-of-work pussyfart!
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You see that, Sue? Everybody knows.
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I can't even intimidate children anymore.
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Don't let him bother you, Frank.
He'll be in jail soon.
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We can still have fun. Smile a little!
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I'm trying, but I'm sick of all these
busybodies looking at me
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like I have a fatal disease.
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"Oh, you poor man,
how's the job hunt going?"
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"I don't know, lady,
how's your saggy tits going?"
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It's all in your head. People love you.
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Come on, cheer up.
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Look around you...
new fallen snow, you're with your family.
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I just know this is going
to be a great day.
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Sue? Sue Murphy?
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Oh, fuck me! Hi, Ginny!
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Oh, hi, Frank.
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How's the job hunt going, you poor thing?
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Any nibbles?
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I should've died in Korea.
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Go play with Maureen, that's fun!
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Sorry about Frank.
He hasn't been himself lately.
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00:13:12,298 --> 00:13:16,511
That's all right. Failure can break down
even the strongest man.
246
00:13:16,594 --> 00:13:19,430
How are you? Must have been
a difficult Christmas after, you know,
247
00:13:19,514 --> 00:13:21,099
Greg abandoned you and the kids.
248
00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:23,101
Oh, no, we're back together!
249
00:13:23,184 --> 00:13:26,020
Greg took a Catholic cruise
with Father Pat
250
00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:29,065
and came back a different man.
251
00:13:29,148 --> 00:13:30,817
We're going at it like newlyweds!
252
00:13:33,152 --> 00:13:35,488
Well, that's a dirty mouth.
253
00:13:35,572 --> 00:13:39,367
Mister, I'm gonna shut you up.
254
00:13:41,494 --> 00:13:43,288
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, hi, stud!
255
00:13:44,372 --> 00:13:46,958
Dear Lord, give me strength.
256
00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:50,044
Vagina, vagina, vagina!
257
00:13:50,128 --> 00:13:52,630
Hey, baby! Looking attractive!
258
00:13:52,714 --> 00:13:54,716
Christ, I hate it here.
259
00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:56,593
Bunch of kids. No chicks.
260
00:13:56,676 --> 00:13:59,804
Yeah, like you'd know
what to do with one, you virgin!
261
00:13:59,888 --> 00:14:00,847
I know more than you!
262
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:04,225
Are you forgetting about that fox
at the lake I boned all last summer?
263
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:05,935
How come we never met her?
264
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,314
I told you she died of leukemia.
265
00:14:09,397 --> 00:14:10,732
Last time you said it was polio.
266
00:14:10,815 --> 00:14:13,610
Polio is a gateway disease
to leukemia, stupid.
267
00:14:14,569 --> 00:14:17,113
Hey, look, Claire's here.
268
00:14:17,196 --> 00:14:19,699
Oh, she's so fine.
269
00:14:19,782 --> 00:14:22,243
Why don't you fuck her, Kevin?
270
00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:24,204
I blew my shot with her.
271
00:14:24,287 --> 00:14:28,124
She was just about to touch it when
my stupid brother boner-blocked me.
272
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,834
I'll never get laid.
273
00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:32,837
Hey, you know,
I heard about this loose girl
274
00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:35,381
that goes to Roberto Clemente High.
275
00:14:35,465 --> 00:14:38,885
She asks you to come to her house
for a free haircut.
276
00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:41,638
And then she fucks you.
277
00:14:41,721 --> 00:14:43,973
Well, that's something. What's her name?
278
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:47,143
- I don't know. Haircut Girl?
- That's no help!
279
00:14:47,227 --> 00:14:49,229
Oh, fuck it. I'm gonna go talk to Claire.
280
00:14:49,312 --> 00:14:52,148
- No, you're not.
- Oh, yeah? Watch me.
281
00:14:52,232 --> 00:14:54,192
I will not die a virgin.
282
00:14:54,817 --> 00:14:55,985
Ow! My dick!
283
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:59,697
Goddamn it, Maureen. Don't sit like that.
It isn't ladylike.
284
00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:01,241
I don't want to be ladylike.
285
00:15:01,324 --> 00:15:03,576
Yes, you do. That's why you're joining
the Honeybee Scouts,
286
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:06,663
so you can play with normal kids
instead of those two animals.
287
00:15:06,746 --> 00:15:09,082
I'm getting cleaned!
288
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:12,335
I don't want to be a Honeybee Scout.
289
00:15:12,418 --> 00:15:14,462
I like rockets and computers.
290
00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:16,547
So marry an astronaut.
291
00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:19,509
But for now, go play with those girls
down there doing girl stuff.
292
00:15:19,592 --> 00:15:20,677
Dad!
293
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:29,644
- What're you guys doing?
- Waking up fish.
294
00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:32,188
Cool!
295
00:15:32,272 --> 00:15:33,481
I give up.
296
00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:36,359
Christ, she's got bigger balls than Bill.
297
00:15:36,442 --> 00:15:39,153
Fight for my pleasure!
298
00:15:41,239 --> 00:15:43,616
That jerk ruins everything fun.
299
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,702
We have to stand up to him this year.
300
00:15:45,785 --> 00:15:49,038
I just curl into a ball
and sing "Hot Cross Buns."
301
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:52,125
No! There's two of us and one of him.
302
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:55,795
If we both fought him at the same time,
there's no way he...
303
00:15:55,878 --> 00:15:57,005
Ow!
304
00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,965
That one had a turd in it!
305
00:15:59,048 --> 00:16:00,258
Oh, dear.
306
00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:02,051
♪ Hot cross buns ♪
307
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,886
♪ Hot cross buns ♪
308
00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:07,724
- Hey, Claire.
- Oh, hey.
309
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:11,436
Cut it out!
310
00:16:11,519 --> 00:16:15,023
- Suckie, suckie, suckie. Suck it.
- Cut it out!
311
00:16:16,649 --> 00:16:20,903
- You're doing good.
- I know. I've been on ice before.
312
00:16:20,987 --> 00:16:23,906
I like your army jacket.
Is it from a real dead guy?
313
00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:27,734
You're funny.
Hey, you want to come back
314
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,996
to my house
and watch TV or something?
315
00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:33,207
- Really?
- My mom punched a cop
316
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,418
so she's gone for a few days.
317
00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:38,546
Uh...
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
318
00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:39,839
Thank you so much!
319
00:16:39,922 --> 00:16:41,466
♪ One a-penny ♪
320
00:16:41,549 --> 00:16:42,550
♪ Two a-penny ♪
321
00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:44,302
♪ Hot cross buns ♪
322
00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:49,015
Leave us alone, Jimmy!
323
00:16:49,098 --> 00:16:52,226
Oh, one lucky punch
and you think you're tough now?
324
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,853
It wasn't lucky.
325
00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:58,066
It's such a blessing
to have a husband who's so happy.
326
00:16:58,149 --> 00:16:59,567
He's always singing.
327
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:03,237
- He loves to color my hair and do my...
- Ginny, please stop.
328
00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:07,241
I'm really glad you and Greg are happy,
but we are not doing well, okay?
329
00:17:07,325 --> 00:17:09,077
Frank's depressed right now.
330
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,788
Maybe he should take a Pray Away cruise.
331
00:17:11,871 --> 00:17:14,457
We can barely afford
to put gas in the car right now.
332
00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:17,418
It's just, he's really down in the dumps.
333
00:17:17,502 --> 00:17:21,464
- He's usually so full of life.
- Well, that's one way of putting it.
334
00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:23,633
I just want my husband back.
335
00:17:26,594 --> 00:17:27,595
Maureen!
336
00:17:29,138 --> 00:17:30,807
Maureen!
337
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:35,311
Them fish look like mama
after she takes her arm vitamins.
338
00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:39,440
Maureen, get off the goddamn ice!
You're gonna fall through!
339
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,528
You forgot your pussy!
340
00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:52,078
No! Daddy, water!
Daddy, water!
341
00:17:52,829 --> 00:17:54,622
It's okay, buddy, it's okay.
342
00:17:54,705 --> 00:17:58,835
Only your butt got wet,
what the fuck is wrong with you?
343
00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:01,838
He almost drowned as a baby,
you heartless whore!
344
00:18:01,921 --> 00:18:03,714
I did?
345
00:18:03,798 --> 00:18:06,801
Daddy, Billy kicked me
in the eye a little.
346
00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:08,848
Jesus Christ!
347
00:18:09,762 --> 00:18:11,764
- Daddy, water! Daddy, water!
- Frank?
348
00:18:11,848 --> 00:18:14,267
Sue, start the car,
we're going to the hospital!
349
00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:17,662
You're grounded! Out of my way!
My daughter's bleeding to death!
350
00:18:18,521 --> 00:18:20,481
Wait for me, Mommy!
351
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:25,903
All right, my daughter
needs a doctor right away!
352
00:18:25,987 --> 00:18:29,157
Listen, take a seat, fill this out
and we'll get to you as soon as we can.
353
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,451
Oh, no. No, no, no, no!
I don't fill things out.
354
00:18:31,452 --> 00:18:33,453
You fill things out.
She needs a doctor.
355
00:18:33,536 --> 00:18:35,455
Yeah, how about she waits
like the rest of us?
356
00:18:35,538 --> 00:18:36,914
How about I take the
brake off that thing
357
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,291
and send you right out into the snow?
358
00:18:38,374 --> 00:18:40,593
My daughter needs a doctor right now!
359
00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:43,171
Daddy, wa-wa.
360
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:45,548
Oh, for corn sakes.
That boy has hypothermia.
361
00:18:45,631 --> 00:18:47,925
Yeah, he'll be fine.
Here's a blanket.
362
00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:49,051
Ah! My foot!
363
00:18:49,135 --> 00:18:52,180
Relax, you fucking Mary!
Get my daughter a doctor!
364
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:54,911
I will have you thrown
out of here, mister,
365
00:18:54,912 --> 00:18:57,560
if you don't get your
emotions under control.
366
00:18:57,643 --> 00:19:01,439
My emotions?
You mean my love for my own child?
367
00:19:01,522 --> 00:19:03,649
Let me tell you something... "Beatrice."
368
00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:05,526
I don't know what country you're from,
369
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:08,404
but I didn't die for five minutes
on a Korean battlefield
370
00:19:08,488 --> 00:19:11,908
to come home and be disrespected
by a woman like you.
371
00:19:11,991 --> 00:19:13,659
You think because I'm unemployed,
372
00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:16,370
you can just shove me
and my family to the back of the line?
373
00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:18,456
Well, not on my watch!
374
00:19:18,539 --> 00:19:20,791
If you don't get her a doctor right now,
375
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:24,128
before all these other
low-life pieces of shit,
376
00:19:24,212 --> 00:19:27,757
then I will follow you to whatever home
for dried-up old hags you live in,
377
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,052
slap the cat food out of your mouth,
grab you by your camel hump
378
00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:34,057
and put you through that fucking wall!
379
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,515
Oh, boy.
380
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,998
- There's our hero.
- Wha...
381
00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:45,399
- What happened?
- You passed out.
382
00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:48,444
And then everybody in the waiting room
started clapping.
383
00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:53,074
Well, the main thing is you're all right
and Maureen's gonna be fine.
384
00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:54,992
Daddy, I'm a pirate!
385
00:19:55,076 --> 00:19:58,579
Oh, for Christ sakes, Maureen,
girls can't be pirates!
386
00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:01,207
You're back!
387
00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:07,505
Dad, it's so cool
when you scream at other people.
388
00:20:07,588 --> 00:20:11,425
My little girl's eye is more important
than some crazy old man's foot.
389
00:20:11,509 --> 00:20:13,636
- He's fine!
- He died, Dad.
390
00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:18,099
Well, he should have spoke up!
Squeaky wheel!
391
00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:20,226
You're my squeaky wheel.
392
00:20:20,309 --> 00:20:22,270
And you were magnificent.
393
00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,939
Sometimes a man's got to do
what a man does.
394
00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:28,568
And a man feeds his family!
I'm taking you all to dinner!
395
00:20:28,651 --> 00:20:29,986
- Yeah!
- All right!
396
00:20:30,069 --> 00:20:31,862
Frank, a restaurant?
397
00:20:31,946 --> 00:20:34,323
Isn't that a little extravagant right now?
398
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,450
Oh, we're fine, Sue.
399
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:38,995
This might be the adrenaline shot
to the heart speaking,
400
00:20:39,078 --> 00:20:40,788
but I feel great again!
401
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:44,875
- Ooh, can we eat there?
- No, that's a titty bar now, Bill.
402
00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:49,171
Your old man is gonna take you
to the fanciest place in town.
403
00:20:56,304 --> 00:20:58,639
And so, you know,
I had nothing better to do,
404
00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:01,642
TV was on the fritz,
so I figured, yeah, why not?
405
00:21:01,726 --> 00:21:03,227
I might as well get married.
406
00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:07,106
It's funny when you pretend
you hate each other.
407
00:21:07,189 --> 00:21:08,524
Tell us the real story.
408
00:21:08,608 --> 00:21:12,153
- It was such a lovely summer day...
- I'll take this whenever you're ready.
409
00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:15,615
- Thank you.
- Your father looked so handsome.
410
00:21:15,698 --> 00:21:19,327
Grampa Joe walked me down the aisle
and I wore my mother's dress,
411
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:23,247
little Cindy was the flower girl,
Monsignor Kreger married us.
412
00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:25,666
- Who?
- He's Father Pat's father. Long story.
413
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:30,046
And of course I didn't know then
that you three angels were coming.
414
00:21:30,129 --> 00:21:31,839
But I looked at your father
415
00:21:31,922 --> 00:21:33,924
- and I'll never forget...
- Excuse me, miss? Miss?
416
00:21:34,008 --> 00:21:36,010
- Yes, sir?
- What's this?
417
00:21:36,093 --> 00:21:39,639
Three Plantation Dogs,
an Uncle Tom Turkey Platter,
418
00:21:39,722 --> 00:21:42,016
White Meat Supreme, Two Clucks Clams...
419
00:21:42,099 --> 00:21:45,353
Okay, you charged us for eight drinks.
There's only five of us.
420
00:21:45,436 --> 00:21:48,397
- Refills are free.
- Oh, yes, they used to be,
421
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:51,984
but we changed our policy
a few years back.
422
00:21:52,068 --> 00:21:54,737
Well, I wasn't notified.
You should've put that in writing.
423
00:21:54,820 --> 00:22:00,076
Oh, we did, sir. It's on the wall, on
the table, and from what I've been told,
424
00:22:00,159 --> 00:22:02,203
it's facing you when you use the urinal.
425
00:22:02,286 --> 00:22:05,706
Well, I didn't come here to read,
I came here to eat!
426
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:08,417
Now, take these off of my check,
you bunch of chiselers!
427
00:22:13,881 --> 00:22:16,926
Oh, oh, oh. I understand.
428
00:22:17,593 --> 00:22:22,765
If you're having a difficult time
right now, we have an "indigent can."
429
00:22:22,848 --> 00:22:24,892
It's near the register.
430
00:22:24,975 --> 00:22:28,813
- I'm no charity case.
- Oh, of course not, you're a human being.
431
00:22:28,896 --> 00:22:30,564
But between you and me,
432
00:22:30,648 --> 00:22:33,651
we throw the extra food
in the trash every night,
433
00:22:33,734 --> 00:22:35,444
so if you get here before midnight,
434
00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:38,322
you won't have to fight
the other vagrants for it.
435
00:22:38,406 --> 00:22:40,366
Daddy, do we have to eat garbage?
436
00:22:40,449 --> 00:22:42,284
Nobody's eating garbage, princess!
437
00:22:42,368 --> 00:22:43,869
Now, let me tell you something, lady...
438
00:22:43,953 --> 00:22:46,789
How dare you insinuate
my husband can't pay!
439
00:22:46,872 --> 00:22:48,958
- Sue, butt out.
- He can pay for this!
440
00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:52,253
- I can?
- Open your wallet. You've got it.
441
00:22:52,336 --> 00:22:56,132
Oh. Goddamn right I have it!
Here!
442
00:22:56,841 --> 00:23:00,177
We're leaving,
and we will never drink your
443
00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:02,304
overpriced "Runaway Root Beers" again.
444
00:23:02,388 --> 00:23:06,058
But here's a nice tip because
you gave us very good service.
445
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:16,861
Where did that money come from?
446
00:23:16,944 --> 00:23:20,322
- Just be glad I had it.
- Thank you.
447
00:23:20,406 --> 00:23:22,408
It's okay. We're a team.
448
00:23:23,951 --> 00:23:25,870
What the hell are we gonna do?
449
00:23:25,953 --> 00:23:29,331
I know one thing.
We're gonna put on a brave face.
450
00:23:29,415 --> 00:23:33,127
It's best that the kids
don't know how bad things are right now.
451
00:23:33,711 --> 00:23:37,465
We... are... fucked.
452
00:23:44,513 --> 00:23:47,892
Ooh, it's colder in here
than it is outside.
453
00:23:56,817 --> 00:23:59,236
Okay, Kevin, I'm coming in now!
454
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,503
I'm not doing anything!
455
00:24:29,683 --> 00:24:31,894
One new message.
456
00:24:31,977 --> 00:24:34,522
Frank, it's Bob Pogo.
457
00:24:34,605 --> 00:24:38,734
We used to work together
at Mohican... Airways.
458
00:24:38,817 --> 00:24:42,530
It's an airline... down at the airport.
459
00:24:42,613 --> 00:24:46,408
Aw, shit, you know who I am!
Here's the thing...
460
00:24:46,492 --> 00:24:50,162
- Is somebody there?
- Jesus, Dolores, hang up the extension!
461
00:24:50,246 --> 00:24:53,082
You don't have to bite my head off.
462
00:24:53,165 --> 00:24:56,502
I'm sorry, dear. Don't cry.
463
00:24:56,585 --> 00:24:59,129
- So, Frank...
- Apology accepted.
464
00:24:59,213 --> 00:25:02,633
For God's sakes,
you're the only woman for me,
465
00:25:02,716 --> 00:25:05,427
now hang up the fucking phone!
466
00:25:07,638 --> 00:25:12,601
Listen, your skills are missed
around here, Frank. I need you.
467
00:25:12,685 --> 00:25:14,019
Oh, my God.
468
00:25:14,103 --> 00:25:17,856
So, how about you come see me
at the airport tomorrow?
469
00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:20,568
It'll be great to have you back.
470
00:25:23,153 --> 00:25:26,824
Yes! Yes!
Oh, God, yes!
471
00:25:26,907 --> 00:25:28,909
All right, Frank.
472
00:25:28,993 --> 00:25:31,245
♪ Mohican Airways ♪
473
00:25:31,328 --> 00:25:33,789
♪ Our flaming arrows are back ♪
474
00:25:34,623 --> 00:25:39,128
♪ With friendly cheerful
service on the attack ♪
475
00:25:39,211 --> 00:25:41,839
♪ From Erie's glowing shores ♪
476
00:25:41,922 --> 00:25:44,466
♪ To the peaks of Syracuse ♪
477
00:25:44,550 --> 00:25:47,094
♪ We'll fly chiefs, braves, and squaws ♪
478
00:25:47,177 --> 00:25:50,139
♪ And the tiniest papoose ♪
479
00:25:50,222 --> 00:25:52,808
♪ The smoke signals never lie ♪
480
00:25:53,392 --> 00:25:55,561
♪ We are ready to fly ♪
481
00:25:56,186 --> 00:25:58,147
♪ Mohican Airways ♪
482
00:25:58,230 --> 00:26:01,108
♪ Your family in the sky ♪
483
00:26:01,509 --> 00:26:06,073
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