1 00:00:05,286 --> 00:00:10,833 ♪ I'll come when you call ♪ 2 00:00:10,916 --> 00:00:15,880 ♪ When you give me the word ♪ 3 00:00:15,963 --> 00:00:20,217 ♪ With the speed of a bird ♪ 4 00:00:20,301 --> 00:00:23,012 ♪ I will fly... ♪ 5 00:00:23,095 --> 00:00:24,305 Sue! Sue! 6 00:00:24,388 --> 00:00:26,432 There's a pervert outside staring at the house. 7 00:00:26,515 --> 00:00:27,850 Another one? 8 00:00:27,933 --> 00:00:31,187 I am so sick and tired of these peeping Toms 9 00:00:31,270 --> 00:00:34,982 coming by to bend me over the davenport with their filthy eyes. 10 00:00:35,065 --> 00:00:36,775 Boil some water, Gert. 11 00:00:36,859 --> 00:00:39,945 I'm gonna burn the first two layers of skin off that creep's... 12 00:00:40,029 --> 00:00:41,947 Oh, that's Frank! 13 00:00:43,574 --> 00:00:45,993 Oh, isn't he handsome? 14 00:00:46,076 --> 00:00:49,205 And he's so fun and charming. 15 00:00:49,288 --> 00:00:50,789 He's gonna be a pilot, you know. 16 00:00:50,873 --> 00:00:53,918 Oh, sounds like he's the one. 17 00:00:54,001 --> 00:00:56,629 I don't know. Could be. 18 00:00:56,712 --> 00:00:59,298 I just... have this feeling, 19 00:00:59,381 --> 00:01:03,677 like if I'm with him, we could have everything. 20 00:01:06,055 --> 00:01:09,016 Looking good, my working man. 21 00:01:09,099 --> 00:01:11,227 - Did you ever doubt me? - Not for a second. 22 00:01:17,525 --> 00:01:21,153 - Mm, your cologne smells sweet. - It's vanilla extract. 23 00:01:21,237 --> 00:01:22,947 Bob Pogo likes the smell of cake. 24 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:24,365 Mm, me too. 25 00:01:29,912 --> 00:01:31,705 Oh, shit. Major. 26 00:01:31,789 --> 00:01:33,123 It's okay. He missed the rug. 27 00:01:33,207 --> 00:01:36,210 Agh, that smell of dog puke and vanilla. It's... 28 00:01:36,293 --> 00:01:38,003 Oh, it's not doing it for me. 29 00:01:38,087 --> 00:01:40,089 You go get your job back. 30 00:01:40,714 --> 00:01:42,758 And we will pick this up tonight. 31 00:01:43,592 --> 00:01:46,512 You're damn right. You better start stretching! 32 00:01:47,513 --> 00:01:49,682 You good-looking son of a bitch! 33 00:01:49,765 --> 00:01:53,018 Tonight at nine, it's an all-new Colt Luger. 34 00:01:53,102 --> 00:01:57,273 Well, Chavez, your trip to Cuba is gonna have a long layover... 35 00:01:57,356 --> 00:02:02,695 in The San Cortez Regional Correctional Institute for Men! 36 00:02:02,778 --> 00:02:05,489 And then, it's the ABS Variety Hour! 37 00:02:05,573 --> 00:02:10,411 Starring the ring-a-ding king of modern romance, Mr. Tommy Tahoe! 38 00:02:10,494 --> 00:02:12,329 ♪ Hey, pretty gal ♪ 39 00:02:12,413 --> 00:02:14,999 ♪ He's your man You're his lady ♪ 40 00:02:15,082 --> 00:02:19,128 ♪ He wants to be faithful to you ♪ 41 00:02:20,504 --> 00:02:25,217 ♪ But if you don't lose That weight from the baby ♪ 42 00:02:25,301 --> 00:02:28,554 ♪ He might just say toodle-oo ♪ 43 00:02:30,097 --> 00:02:31,974 ♪ Hey, little sis ♪ 44 00:02:32,057 --> 00:02:35,185 ♪ You've got one eye You're a monster ♪ 45 00:02:35,686 --> 00:02:37,479 Ow! Quit it! 46 00:02:37,563 --> 00:02:40,524 What was my record doing in your book bag? 47 00:02:40,608 --> 00:02:44,361 You never listen to it. And anyway, you stole it from the record store. 48 00:02:44,445 --> 00:02:46,864 - Don't touch my shit! - Mom! 49 00:02:46,947 --> 00:02:48,907 Bill, get your head out of there. 50 00:02:48,908 --> 00:02:50,868 You're melting the orange juice. 51 00:02:50,951 --> 00:02:53,662 Maureen, honey, I have to do some Plast-A-Ware runs today, 52 00:02:53,746 --> 00:02:56,457 but I'll be back in time for our Honeybee Scouts meeting, 53 00:02:56,540 --> 00:02:58,208 so buzz right on home after school. 54 00:02:58,292 --> 00:03:01,962 I don't want to be a Honeybee! I want to do this! 55 00:03:02,046 --> 00:03:04,423 Princess, you'll do lots of coloring in Honeybees. 56 00:03:04,506 --> 00:03:06,091 That's all you'll do! 57 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,552 Why does the meeting have to be here? 58 00:03:08,635 --> 00:03:11,805 If I'm the Queen Bee, we save the $5 for dues. 59 00:03:11,889 --> 00:03:14,600 Five bucks? Ah, that's chump change. 60 00:03:14,683 --> 00:03:17,811 Sue, now that I'm getting my job back, our money worries are over. 61 00:03:17,895 --> 00:03:21,023 - Hell, you could even quit Plast-A-Ware. - I... What? 62 00:03:21,106 --> 00:03:23,776 Bill, what do you say we get you some hockey stuff for tryouts? 63 00:03:23,859 --> 00:03:26,570 - Really? Thanks, Dad! - Dad, can you buy me a new guitar? 64 00:03:26,653 --> 00:03:27,863 Fuck no. 65 00:03:38,165 --> 00:03:40,584 ♪ Come and get your love ♪ 66 00:03:43,429 --> 00:03:46,006 ♪ Come and get your love ♪ 67 00:03:47,591 --> 00:03:49,218 ♪ Come and get your love ♪ 68 00:03:51,845 --> 00:03:54,515 ♪ Come and get your love ♪ 69 00:03:55,891 --> 00:03:57,685 ♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪ 70 00:03:57,768 --> 00:04:00,313 ♪ Come and get your love now ♪ 71 00:04:00,479 --> 00:04:02,147 ♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪ 72 00:04:02,231 --> 00:04:03,899 ♪ Come and get your love now ♪ 73 00:04:05,609 --> 00:04:07,236 ♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪ 74 00:04:07,319 --> 00:04:09,113 ♪ Come and get your love now ♪ 75 00:04:09,196 --> 00:04:11,281 ♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪ 76 00:04:11,365 --> 00:04:13,367 ♪ Come and get your love now ♪ 77 00:04:13,450 --> 00:04:15,901 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 78 00:04:15,936 --> 00:04:18,372 So anyway, the airline called, they want me back. 79 00:04:18,455 --> 00:04:20,499 Left a message on the answering machine. 80 00:04:20,582 --> 00:04:23,544 Yeah, I got one of those. I might even get a raise. 81 00:04:23,627 --> 00:04:26,588 I'm so happy for you, Frank. You're rolling in it! 82 00:04:26,672 --> 00:04:29,341 You should get in touch with my boat broker. 83 00:04:29,425 --> 00:04:31,301 You should get a tiger too. 84 00:04:31,385 --> 00:04:34,888 I know a guy who gets the best tigers you've ever seen. 85 00:04:34,972 --> 00:04:37,224 He'll even file the teeth down for you. 86 00:04:37,307 --> 00:04:40,060 It's like getting bit by a 500-pound duck. 87 00:04:40,144 --> 00:04:41,937 I packed you a lunch, working man. 88 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,063 Egg salad. 89 00:04:43,147 --> 00:04:46,984 - It's Frank's lucky sandwich spread. - A lady bringing her man his daily bread. 90 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:49,194 Now that's love, man. 91 00:04:49,278 --> 00:04:52,281 - Don't forget your Colombian Mind Freak! - My leftovers! 92 00:04:52,364 --> 00:04:56,201 Aw, Cutie Pie, you always remember what I forget. 93 00:04:56,285 --> 00:04:59,830 Today's our three-week anniversary, Frank. We haven't spent a second apart 94 00:04:59,913 --> 00:05:02,583 since I met her down at the reindeer rental return desk. 95 00:05:02,666 --> 00:05:04,543 That fucking reindeer put a dent in my garage. 96 00:05:04,626 --> 00:05:05,919 Goodbye, my love. 97 00:05:06,295 --> 00:05:10,090 Parting is such sweet sorrow. I just made that up! 98 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:17,222 I can quit any time I want! 99 00:05:17,306 --> 00:05:21,935 - Aw, he's so in love. - He's gonna kill someone, Sue. 100 00:05:23,353 --> 00:05:24,730 Wait, wait. 101 00:05:24,813 --> 00:05:27,441 Were you serious about me quitting my Plast-A-Ware job? 102 00:05:27,524 --> 00:05:30,693 Oh, now, don't get upset. I know how much working 103 00:05:30,728 --> 00:05:32,738 means to you and I was wrong to fight you on it. 104 00:05:32,821 --> 00:05:34,743 - But... - No. No, no. 105 00:05:34,782 --> 00:05:38,327 - You really think I could quit it? - Wait, you want to quit? 106 00:05:38,410 --> 00:05:41,955 I know I wanted a job, but, Frank, it's horrible. 107 00:05:42,039 --> 00:05:44,041 I don't feel valued or respected. 108 00:05:44,124 --> 00:05:47,669 Vivian has me on-call around the clock, running me all over the county 109 00:05:47,753 --> 00:05:50,797 to get chewed out by awful people with hammertoes. 110 00:05:50,881 --> 00:05:53,300 Then quit! I'll be working full-time. 111 00:05:53,383 --> 00:05:54,927 You can do whatever you want. 112 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:58,430 Oh, like take care of me and the kids again. That'll be fun. 113 00:05:58,514 --> 00:06:00,098 Be vice president of the house! 114 00:06:00,182 --> 00:06:02,768 Maybe I could go back to college and finish my degree. 115 00:06:02,851 --> 00:06:04,770 You could do whatever your heart desires, 116 00:06:04,853 --> 00:06:07,689 as long as you're home by three. I'll see you tonight. 117 00:06:16,490 --> 00:06:17,866 I'm gonna go back inside now. 118 00:06:17,950 --> 00:06:19,284 Okay. 119 00:06:19,368 --> 00:06:21,787 I'm locked out of the house. 120 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:23,956 He forgot to leave me the key again. 121 00:06:24,748 --> 00:06:27,334 Hey, that back bedroom window is always open. 122 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:29,294 Just got to stand on a bucket to reach it. 123 00:06:34,841 --> 00:06:39,221 Sue, it's Vivian. Pick up, superstar. 124 00:06:39,304 --> 00:06:42,349 Where the fuck are you? 125 00:06:42,432 --> 00:06:43,517 Hi, Vivian. 126 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,936 Oh, thank God. I'm having a Code Red here. 127 00:06:46,019 --> 00:06:48,939 Tracy's secretary quit, and I have to cover for her, 128 00:06:49,022 --> 00:06:52,150 so I'm stuck in the bullpen with the rest of the cattle. 129 00:06:52,234 --> 00:06:55,112 Things are a little crazy here, too. It looks like Frank got his... 130 00:06:55,195 --> 00:06:58,352 This isn't about you! So listen, your biggest customer, 131 00:06:58,387 --> 00:07:01,159 Julie, just called screaming about her latest order. 132 00:07:01,243 --> 00:07:04,580 So drop everything, and get to Ryetown, PDQ. 133 00:07:04,663 --> 00:07:10,563 Oh, and tie your hair back. Chances are good you'll be eating shit. 134 00:07:11,753 --> 00:07:14,339 I love the part in the Bong Water and Spliff record 135 00:07:14,423 --> 00:07:16,425 where they get arrested by Officer Doobie. 136 00:07:17,759 --> 00:07:20,345 I think "doobie" means sex. 137 00:07:22,848 --> 00:07:24,308 Step aside, little dicks! 138 00:07:25,267 --> 00:07:27,477 Greetings, denizens of Rivendell. 139 00:07:27,561 --> 00:07:28,437 - Hey, Murph. - Man. 140 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,188 Oh, hey, Claire. 141 00:07:30,272 --> 00:07:33,358 If your mom's still in jail, maybe we can go back to your house and... 142 00:07:33,442 --> 00:07:35,569 I don't know, have a crotch fight or something. 143 00:07:35,652 --> 00:07:39,740 I don't think you'd like it at my house. There's water in the sink. 144 00:07:39,823 --> 00:07:42,701 You might drown in it. 145 00:07:42,784 --> 00:07:45,329 - Napalmed! - Daddy wa-wa! Daddy wa-wa! 146 00:07:46,538 --> 00:07:48,165 Hey, I don't like water, so what? 147 00:07:48,248 --> 00:07:50,626 Water's stupid. You can't even breathe in it. 148 00:07:50,709 --> 00:07:53,921 Smart one, Kevin. Did you learn that in fuckhead class? 149 00:07:54,504 --> 00:07:57,090 Oh, man! Billy just torched you! 150 00:07:57,174 --> 00:07:59,968 Your brother is funny! 151 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,807 Protect the vitals! 152 00:08:06,808 --> 00:08:09,519 I'll teach you about fuckhead class! 153 00:08:13,357 --> 00:08:14,316 My stick! 154 00:08:15,317 --> 00:08:17,277 Whoa! Mellow out, Murph. 155 00:08:17,361 --> 00:08:20,072 Yeah, man. You need to toke a doobie. 156 00:08:20,155 --> 00:08:23,033 - "Doobie." - Blow my dick! 157 00:08:23,116 --> 00:08:24,451 I'm out of here! 158 00:08:27,663 --> 00:08:31,124 He shouldn't have done that to you. Are you okay? 159 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:34,962 Leave me alone! 160 00:08:35,045 --> 00:08:38,966 God, is every Murphy boy a pussy? 161 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:42,186 Good one, Claire! 162 00:08:44,054 --> 00:08:47,808 Aw, these butter tubs are all substandard! 163 00:08:47,891 --> 00:08:50,811 This doesn't burp. This is warped. 164 00:08:50,894 --> 00:08:53,480 And I don't like the way this one's looking at me. 165 00:08:54,356 --> 00:08:56,233 I'm terribly sorry, Julie. 166 00:08:56,316 --> 00:08:59,403 I promise I will strive to do better in the future. 167 00:08:59,486 --> 00:09:01,488 Well, that doesn't help me today. 168 00:09:01,571 --> 00:09:07,285 Sue, we have standards here in Ryetown. And a shit load of Arabs. 169 00:09:07,369 --> 00:09:10,956 Julie, I certainly don't mean to rush you, but I have to get home to my daughter. 170 00:09:11,039 --> 00:09:13,375 Oh, look who's not barren. 171 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:17,206 - Can we please pick this up tomorrow? - That's a hell of a way 172 00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:21,591 to treat a charter member of the Platinum Lid Club! 173 00:09:21,675 --> 00:09:26,847 I'm entitled to signature, white-glove service! 174 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:32,519 You, missy, have a lot to learn about customer satisfaction! 175 00:09:32,602 --> 00:09:35,147 You think you're so high and mighty, 176 00:09:35,230 --> 00:09:39,401 with your combed hair and your lined-up tits. 177 00:09:39,484 --> 00:09:43,905 I have half a mind to complain to your superiors about your ungrateful, 178 00:09:43,989 --> 00:09:48,326 unprofessional, slipshod manners! 179 00:09:48,410 --> 00:09:49,327 Oh, ridiculous! 180 00:09:49,411 --> 00:09:51,538 It's Sue Murphy, starring in 181 00:09:51,621 --> 00:09:54,416 The Woman Who Gave Up Working and Went Back To Being Just a Mom 182 00:09:54,499 --> 00:09:56,251 and There's Nothing Wrong With That Show! 183 00:09:57,669 --> 00:10:00,464 With Maureen, Kevin, and Bill! 184 00:10:00,547 --> 00:10:04,380 And James Garner as "Frank." 185 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,889 Wake up! 186 00:10:08,972 --> 00:10:11,558 Did you have a couple gin and tonics for breakfast? 187 00:10:11,641 --> 00:10:13,185 Sorry, I was just... 188 00:10:13,852 --> 00:10:15,937 No. You know what, Julie? 189 00:10:16,021 --> 00:10:18,857 I already have three kids, I don't need a fourth. 190 00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:22,778 And I certainly don't need to be talked to like this by someone like you. 191 00:10:22,861 --> 00:10:24,946 Now, if you'll excuse me, my daughter needs me. 192 00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:27,365 You will never get another bowl from me! 193 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:34,956 - But what will I save my cat shit in? - How about your fat ass? 194 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,500 Shoo! Shoo! Get out of here! 195 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:40,670 - I will have you fired! - Please do! 196 00:10:44,132 --> 00:10:46,885 And that neglected, sickly boy 197 00:10:46,968 --> 00:10:51,139 whose father told him the world would never know his name, 198 00:10:51,598 --> 00:10:53,308 Lee Harvey Oswald. 199 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,727 Ha! My father was a fucker too. 200 00:10:55,811 --> 00:10:58,788 And now you know there was more to the story 201 00:10:58,789 --> 00:11:00,774 than you thought you knew. 202 00:11:00,857 --> 00:11:06,905 The sounds of swing continue on W-E-E-Z-E. 203 00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:12,160 - Come on! - Jesus Christ, I gotta get to work! 204 00:11:12,244 --> 00:11:15,747 - Today, man! - Hey, come on, asshole! 205 00:11:15,831 --> 00:11:18,959 Oh, my God, you still got two inches in front of you! Move up! 206 00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:20,043 I'm having a baby! 207 00:11:29,928 --> 00:11:32,926 - Heya, Rosie! - Frank Murphy! 208 00:11:32,961 --> 00:11:35,642 If you're here to shoot up the place, let me go on break first. 209 00:11:35,725 --> 00:11:38,019 I'm not killing anybody today. 210 00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:42,065 - Look out, old Frankie is back! Pow! - Ah! 211 00:11:42,774 --> 00:11:45,026 Fucking Frank Murphy. 212 00:11:45,652 --> 00:11:46,528 Hey, Bob! 213 00:11:52,617 --> 00:11:54,369 I'll just sit right here. 214 00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:06,840 Frank, have you ever been stuck in a freezing Cadillac for 17 hours? 215 00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:12,679 Ever shit yourself on Christmas Day just to stay warm? 216 00:12:12,762 --> 00:12:17,767 Ever had the fire department cut you out of a car that wasn't in an accident? 217 00:12:17,851 --> 00:12:19,644 No, can't say I have. 218 00:12:19,728 --> 00:12:21,688 It was humiliating, Frank. 219 00:12:21,771 --> 00:12:24,774 When they found me, I was trying to lactate myself. 220 00:12:24,858 --> 00:12:27,194 Emotions were running high that night. 221 00:12:27,277 --> 00:12:31,608 But I want to thank you. Being cooped up like veal 222 00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:35,744 made me realize I bore some responsibility 223 00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:39,497 for being 300 pounds above my fighting weight. 224 00:12:40,415 --> 00:12:44,836 So, in a way, you saved my life that night. 225 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:50,884 The jury's still out on my fingers. Based on the smell, I'm not hopeful, 226 00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:56,890 but with the help of my wife, I'm dieting, I'm exercising, 227 00:12:56,973 --> 00:13:00,977 and I am on my way to a healthier me. 228 00:13:07,901 --> 00:13:09,486 Oh, this is terrible. 229 00:13:10,278 --> 00:13:13,782 Anyway, I'm glad you came, Frank. 230 00:13:13,865 --> 00:13:19,287 To tell you the truth, this place is a fucking nightmare since you've been gone. 231 00:13:19,371 --> 00:13:23,667 Dunbarton gave your job to his shit-for-brains nephew, Scoop. 232 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,502 Scoop Dunbarton? 233 00:13:25,585 --> 00:13:27,796 I remember him. Wasn't he in the minor leagues? 234 00:13:27,879 --> 00:13:30,715 Yeah, and a major league prick. 235 00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:33,635 Just a miserable human being. 236 00:13:34,594 --> 00:13:39,224 He launched a one-man crusade to re-segregate baseball. 237 00:13:39,307 --> 00:13:44,604 An injury ends his career, so Dunbarton sticks me with him. 238 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,733 God, this tastes like shit. 239 00:13:48,817 --> 00:13:51,236 If I could pull a trigger, I'd kill myself. 240 00:13:51,319 --> 00:13:53,947 Well, Bob, I know it wasn't easy for you to bring me back, 241 00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:56,992 but it would be my honor to help make Mohican great again. 242 00:13:57,075 --> 00:13:58,702 Very good. 243 00:13:58,785 --> 00:14:02,956 About that, here's the job I had in mind for you. 244 00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:04,833 Three days. 245 00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:09,713 - Excuse me? - I'm stuck with Scoop, 246 00:14:09,796 --> 00:14:12,424 so I need you to come back for three days and train him. 247 00:14:12,507 --> 00:14:15,010 Train him? I thought you were giving me my old job back. 248 00:14:15,093 --> 00:14:20,140 Oh, no! Dunbarton wouldn't hire you back in 100 years. 249 00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:22,350 You're toast around here. 250 00:14:23,518 --> 00:14:25,562 God, I miss toast. 251 00:14:25,645 --> 00:14:26,896 Are you out of your mind? 252 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:29,065 You called me here to train my replacement? 253 00:14:29,149 --> 00:14:31,651 - Yes, but... - How could you be so heartless? 254 00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:33,653 It's not enough you screwed me over once? 255 00:14:33,737 --> 00:14:35,822 Now you want to put my family through it again? 256 00:14:35,905 --> 00:14:38,825 What about what you put my family through?! 257 00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:41,119 My boys spent Christmas Day 258 00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:45,749 watching Daddy get cut out of a shit-crusted Cadillac! 259 00:14:45,832 --> 00:14:49,252 I still have to drive with the windows down! 260 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:52,672 You got what you deserved! I saved this airline! 261 00:14:52,756 --> 00:14:55,967 - You owe me, you pig-faced fuck! - I know that! 262 00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:58,136 And if you had helped me with this, 263 00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:02,182 I would've helped you land a job at another airline! 264 00:15:02,265 --> 00:15:05,852 One of the big ones, like Missitucky Central! 265 00:15:05,935 --> 00:15:08,980 Well, why wouldn't you tell me that when I first came in here? 266 00:15:09,064 --> 00:15:13,693 It's called storytelling! I was building to it! 267 00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:15,779 But no! 268 00:15:15,862 --> 00:15:18,573 You waltzed in here with your ego, 269 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:23,328 expecting a red carpet from the man you left for dead! 270 00:15:23,411 --> 00:15:25,538 You're done, Frank! 271 00:15:25,622 --> 00:15:29,417 I'll make sure you never work in air travel again! 272 00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:35,173 You won't be able to get a job as an engine de-gooser! 273 00:15:35,256 --> 00:15:38,385 Now get the fuck out of here! 274 00:15:40,303 --> 00:15:43,056 Look at me, I'm standing! 275 00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:50,480 I can't reach it! 276 00:15:50,563 --> 00:15:53,566 Hey, Ben, try this here electric lasso. 277 00:15:56,945 --> 00:15:58,780 - Oh, shit! - I got it! 278 00:16:02,575 --> 00:16:03,451 Here he comes. 279 00:16:08,957 --> 00:16:12,168 If you die, can we eat you? 280 00:16:16,339 --> 00:16:18,675 "Cut to a close-up of Professor Bonewell. 281 00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:22,846 He says to the chick, 'Guess what? Blowing all of us just now? 282 00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:25,723 That was your final exam.'" 283 00:16:25,807 --> 00:16:28,476 "You just graduated Fuck School." 284 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,812 Fade out. What do you think, Frank? 285 00:16:30,895 --> 00:16:33,189 Would you whack-off to that? Be honest. 286 00:16:33,273 --> 00:16:35,817 Oh, don't bother Frank with your dumb-ass porno. 287 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,652 He's been fucked enough for one day. 288 00:16:39,362 --> 00:16:41,990 - Thanks. - Frank, it sucks what they did to you, 289 00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:43,616 but you're lucky you're out of here. 290 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:46,744 This new boss Scoop is a walking clusterfuck! 291 00:16:46,828 --> 00:16:50,206 Yeah, dude just ain't a half-brained asshole, he's dangerous. 292 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:54,294 Guys, you don't have to badmouth the new boss just to make me feel better. 293 00:16:54,377 --> 00:16:55,670 - I'm sure he's... - Hey! 294 00:16:56,212 --> 00:17:00,967 What are you fuckers doing sitting around? Get back to work! 295 00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:03,595 Ah! Oh, God! 296 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,725 One of you frog parties fix this! 297 00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:11,102 Take some fucking initiative! 298 00:17:13,229 --> 00:17:15,482 That was Scoop? He... 299 00:17:16,316 --> 00:17:17,650 His... dent. 300 00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:21,404 One night in St. Louis, he got drunk after throwing a no-hitter 301 00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:25,658 and got kicked in the head trying to carve his name into the back of a Clydesdale. 302 00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:28,786 - You keep a clipping of it? - We don't. 303 00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:31,956 Get your mitts off my me-paper! Frog fucker! 304 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:37,670 - Oh, for the love of Christ. - I'm gonna go help Frank drown his sorrows. 305 00:17:37,754 --> 00:17:39,714 - You cover for me. - What do I do? 306 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,467 Just smile and act like Syracuse ain't a fucking shithole. 307 00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:52,644 And that, girls, is how a Honeybee fixes finger sandwiches for a Sweet 16 Party. 308 00:17:52,727 --> 00:17:54,521 Who'd want a finger sandwich? 309 00:17:54,604 --> 00:17:56,439 I've got one for you. 310 00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:58,733 You're ugly and nobody likes you. 311 00:18:01,277 --> 00:18:04,322 Now, girls, that's not the Honeybee way. Let's move on. 312 00:18:05,615 --> 00:18:07,200 Hi, Bill. Don't mind us. 313 00:18:07,283 --> 00:18:08,701 Impossible. 314 00:18:10,036 --> 00:18:12,455 Okay, fun with plaster! 315 00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:15,458 And now, the University of Miami... 316 00:18:17,502 --> 00:18:20,171 - ...of Ohio... - Aww... 317 00:18:20,255 --> 00:18:25,046 ...presents Bong Water & Spliff! 318 00:18:26,719 --> 00:18:28,972 Hey, Spliff. The more I smoke, 319 00:18:29,055 --> 00:18:30,932 the more you look like a hot dog. 320 00:18:31,015 --> 00:18:34,607 Well, that's a fucked up thing for a hamburger to say. 321 00:18:39,524 --> 00:18:40,984 Genius. Ow! 322 00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:45,655 - Mom! - Stay away from my records! 323 00:18:46,739 --> 00:18:50,535 - ...of Ohio, of Ohio, of Ohio... - Kevin! Leave your brother alone! 324 00:18:50,618 --> 00:18:54,497 Mom, that doesn't do anything! Ow! 325 00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:57,959 Okay. Sorry about that. Let's mix it up. 326 00:18:58,042 --> 00:19:00,044 Squirt your dye. 327 00:19:00,128 --> 00:19:01,879 We'll make it a... beautiful blue. 328 00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:06,655 - Mom, the phone. - I can't get it right now, honey. 329 00:19:06,656 --> 00:19:08,136 That's what the machine's for. 330 00:19:09,554 --> 00:19:12,932 Leave a message at the tone. 331 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:18,826 Hi, Sue, it's me. I'm at this bar with Rosie because... 332 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,733 - Oh, shit, I got bad news. - Oh, no. 333 00:19:21,816 --> 00:19:23,234 He sounds sleepy. 334 00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:27,172 Things kind of went south at the airport, and... 335 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:30,309 - I kind of shot my mouth off. - Get off the phone, white boy! 336 00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:31,826 Cut it out, you dick! 337 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:32,994 - You're dead! - Pogo got mad. 338 00:19:33,077 --> 00:19:36,456 He had to take a survival shit. A guy got kicked by a horse. 339 00:19:36,539 --> 00:19:39,542 - Fuck School. Christ, I don't know! - Stop touching my stuff! 340 00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:42,378 - Stop touching yourself! - Ow! 341 00:19:42,462 --> 00:19:44,505 What the hell is wrong with you animals?! 342 00:19:44,589 --> 00:19:46,632 I've got a house full of little girls out there 343 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,676 and your yelling is upsetting them! 344 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,428 - He started it. - He touched my records. 345 00:19:50,511 --> 00:19:53,348 I don't care! I am done with you two! 346 00:19:53,431 --> 00:19:56,601 You're gonna keep your mouths shut and stay in your beds until I say so! 347 00:19:56,684 --> 00:19:58,394 Do you understand? 348 00:19:59,354 --> 00:20:00,730 - Nice job. - Eat me. 349 00:20:00,813 --> 00:20:02,940 Shut the fuck up! 350 00:20:06,152 --> 00:20:08,446 Okay, that's enough for today. 351 00:20:08,529 --> 00:20:10,323 We all had fun, right? 352 00:20:16,371 --> 00:20:17,872 I blew it, Rosie. 353 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,958 I should've sat there and kept my fucking mouth shut, 354 00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:22,960 I'd have a new job all lined up. 355 00:20:23,044 --> 00:20:25,546 But no. Not Frank Murphy. 356 00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:28,257 Had to call the old pig fucker a pig fucker. 357 00:20:28,341 --> 00:20:29,842 Because that's what I do. 358 00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:31,886 I can't face Sue. 359 00:20:32,762 --> 00:20:33,763 This is gonna kill her. 360 00:20:33,846 --> 00:20:35,932 I bet she's worried about you. 361 00:20:36,015 --> 00:20:37,100 Go on home. 362 00:20:37,183 --> 00:20:38,559 You go home to your wife! 363 00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:41,187 Don't have to. She's right over there. 364 00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:42,814 Hey, Chauncey, baby. 365 00:20:42,897 --> 00:20:44,607 Your real name is Chauncey? 366 00:20:44,691 --> 00:20:46,651 You tell anybody that, I'll cut you deep. 367 00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:49,904 - Frank, you got to get past this. - How? 368 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,698 How am I supposed to get past this? 369 00:20:51,781 --> 00:20:55,410 What am I gonna do? I'm broke! No savings, no credit. 370 00:20:55,493 --> 00:20:57,537 My family's got nothing now. 371 00:20:58,454 --> 00:21:00,623 Why did Sue buy that fucking TV? 372 00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:02,291 God will provide. 373 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,669 No, I'm supposed to provide. I'm a man. 374 00:21:05,336 --> 00:21:08,005 The only thing God's ever given me is a foot up my ass. 375 00:21:08,089 --> 00:21:12,176 I'm trying to sympathize, Frank, but you're in a black man's bar. 376 00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:14,929 Your bottom is six floors above our ceiling. 377 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,556 - Right on. - Yeah, you tell him. 378 00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:18,182 Right on. 379 00:21:19,183 --> 00:21:20,852 These people really like to participate. 380 00:21:20,935 --> 00:21:24,480 Look, if you're hurting that bad, call my man Smokey. 381 00:21:24,564 --> 00:21:28,025 - He can always use some help. - Rosie, I'm not selling drugs. 382 00:21:28,109 --> 00:21:30,820 Man, what kind of drug dealer has a business card? 383 00:21:30,903 --> 00:21:32,613 We don't all sell dope! 384 00:21:32,697 --> 00:21:35,241 Ah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. 385 00:21:35,324 --> 00:21:36,367 That's okay. 386 00:21:36,451 --> 00:21:39,912 Drinks for everybody! This peckerwood's buying! 387 00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:44,650 - Just fucking with you. - I know! I'm poor! 388 00:21:47,003 --> 00:21:50,590 Shit... I'm poor. 389 00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,429 ♪ If your husband strays ♪ 390 00:21:56,512 --> 00:21:59,640 ♪ Suck it up and quit complaining ♪ 391 00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:03,734 ♪ He makes more money than you ♪ 392 00:22:08,232 --> 00:22:11,110 - I'm starving. - Me too. 393 00:22:11,194 --> 00:22:12,695 I'm not getting up, though. 394 00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:15,406 Hell no. She's scary tonight. 395 00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:18,075 I think Dad didn't get his job back. 396 00:22:18,159 --> 00:22:21,829 Yeah, no shit. This is bad. 397 00:22:21,913 --> 00:22:24,999 I saw a thing in the paper where they need delivery boys. 398 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:28,252 I'm gonna call and get a route. Maybe that could help. 399 00:22:28,336 --> 00:22:29,754 Get real, man. 400 00:22:29,837 --> 00:22:32,757 Everyone knows it, but nobody wants to say it. 401 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:37,720 The only hope this family has is for me to fulfill my destiny as a rock star. 402 00:22:39,222 --> 00:22:41,307 ♪ If he's out late ♪ 403 00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:44,727 ♪ Sit and wait Be a doormat ♪ 404 00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:48,898 ♪ There's nothing else you can do ♪ 405 00:22:48,981 --> 00:22:50,149 The hell there isn't. 406 00:22:51,275 --> 00:22:55,946 Vivian? It's Sue. I want to sincerely apologize 407 00:22:55,981 --> 00:22:58,866 for my unprofessional behavior in Ryetown today. 408 00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:02,870 I'm fully committed to Plast-A-Ware and its family of fine products, 409 00:23:02,954 --> 00:23:06,249 and I'll never do anything to embarrass you or the company ever again. 410 00:23:06,916 --> 00:23:11,003 Since Tracy's secretary quit, does that mean there's an opening at corporate? 411 00:23:11,087 --> 00:23:13,714 If so, I wonder if you could talk to Tracy 412 00:23:13,715 --> 00:23:17,376 and ask her to consider me for that job. For any job. 413 00:23:17,411 --> 00:23:21,055 I'm highly qualified. I'm two semesters shy of a college degree. 414 00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:23,307 Some people might call that a year. 415 00:23:23,391 --> 00:23:26,727 And I need a full-time position. I have to provide for my family. 416 00:23:31,524 --> 00:23:32,358 Oh, no. 417 00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:36,779 ♪ Lick that pickle, baby ♪ 418 00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:38,406 ♪ Pull it from a jar ♪ 419 00:23:39,657 --> 00:23:41,993 Hey. Well, lookee here. 420 00:23:42,076 --> 00:23:44,203 Always a party with Frank. 421 00:23:59,802 --> 00:24:01,178 How much shit am I in? 422 00:24:01,262 --> 00:24:04,974 Frank, I'm too tired to talk. I have to go. 423 00:24:05,057 --> 00:24:09,478 Someone needs to take care of this family and right now, that's me. 424 00:24:09,562 --> 00:24:12,440 If you're hungry, there's leftover egg salad in the fridge. 425 00:24:14,317 --> 00:24:19,746 If you don't keep it down, I'm never staying in this here hotel again! Huh! 426 00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:33,044 ♪ I am woman Hear me roar ♪ 427 00:24:33,127 --> 00:24:36,005 ♪ In numbers too big to ignore ♪ 428 00:24:36,088 --> 00:24:41,594 ♪ And I know too much To go back and pretend ♪ 429 00:24:41,677 --> 00:24:45,056 Sue, I'd like you to meet our Vice President of Marketing, 430 00:24:45,139 --> 00:24:48,434 - Tracy McGrath. - It's so nice to meet you, ma'am... 431 00:24:48,517 --> 00:24:51,145 Heya, Sue, how fast can you type? 432 00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:54,190 I don't care, I can stare at that rack all day. 433 00:24:54,273 --> 00:24:57,234 You're hired! 434 00:24:57,693 --> 00:25:00,404 So, ready to join the team? 435 00:25:01,989 --> 00:25:04,033 Can't wait. 436 00:25:04,116 --> 00:25:09,121 ♪ If I have to I can do anything ♪ 437 00:25:10,081 --> 00:25:12,333 - # I am strong # - # Strong # 438 00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:15,419 - # I am invincible # - # Invincible # 439 00:25:15,503 --> 00:25:18,506 ♪ I am woman ♪ 440 00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:22,867 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 441 00:25:24,095 --> 00:25:27,264 ♪ You can bend But never break me ♪ 442 00:25:27,348 --> 00:25:29,725 ♪ 'Cause it only serves to make me ♪ 443 00:25:29,809 --> 00:25:35,189 ♪ More determined To achieve my final goal ♪ 444 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:38,526 ♪ And I come back even stronger ♪ 445 00:25:38,609 --> 00:25:41,070 ♪ Not a novice any longer ♪ 446 00:25:41,153 --> 00:25:45,408 ♪ 'Cause you deepened The conviction in my soul ♪