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Sue!
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- Oh, it's you.
- Francis.
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Sorry. I'm just excited to see Sue.
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I got big news! Sue?
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She's got some big news for you, too.
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What's your problem?
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Did you strain your trunk
putting up the big top?
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Oh, you're about to find
out who has a problem.
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I knew you were no good.
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Oh, no. Is Sue gonna break up with me?
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No.
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The time to do that would have
been about six weeks ago.
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Did somebody order breakfast in bed?
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- No.
- Well, I brought it anyway.
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Why are you looking at
me like a confused dog?
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I messed up my neck
sleeping on the couch...
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which I completely deserved.
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I sweated on the cushions,
so I flipped them over.
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There was a food stain on the other
side, so I flipped them back,
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and I got rid of the sweat
with your hair dryer.
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And here's your breakfast in bed.
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Powdered eggs and frozen orange juice.
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Just add water... and kisses.
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- That's sweet of you.
- No, no, no, no.
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I was a jerk yesterday and I'm sorry.
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So, now we can move on with a fresh
start and have a great weekend.
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Frank, you can't make everything
disappear by just saying sorry.
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Okay. Sorry.
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Frank.
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We have to talk through
what happened yesterday
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and figure out where all this anger
we've been sitting on came from.
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Oh, God.
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If anything's gonna lead me to an
early grave, it's doing this shit.
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Well, if we don't address
this, things will get worse.
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That's not true.
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My Uncle Bucky had a growth on his
foot, and he didn't address it.
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All he had to do was spray it
with vinegar five times a day
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and change the way he walked.
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Frank! We need help.
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Now, Father Pat has a
couples counseling retreat
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at Lake Communion this weekend.
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They leave tonight. I'm
gonna call and sign us up.
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Aw, Christ, Sue, what does a
priest know about marriage?
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He's married to God.
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God's invisible
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and He's happy as long as you show
up once a week to eat His son.
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You and I are in trouble, and
we need to talk to somebody.
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We don't need a goddamn priest!
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Okay, well, then maybe a psychiatrist!
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Are you saying I'm crazy?
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Are you fighting again?
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- No.
- No!
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Mommy and me are just
having a little talk.
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Are you still taking me
to computer club today?
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Yes, don't worry.
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See? Everything's fine, princess.
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Now just go downstairs,
watch your cartoons,
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and mind your own damn business.
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Aw, man, Sue. You got to take Maureen,
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so I guess we can't talk about feelings.
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I was really about to open up, too.
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You are not getting off that easy.
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You and I have got to
talk through all this.
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It doesn't have to be Father
Pat, but we need to do it today.
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- Sue!
- I want you to meet me for lunch
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so we can get to the bottom of this.
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I don't know. I've got something
important I got to do.
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I'll tell you what's important!
Our marriage!
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At least it's important to me!
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- It's important to me!
- Is it?
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Yes! Our goddamn marriage is important!
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There! Are you satisfied?
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No! That's why we
have to talk about this!
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- They're starting early today.
- Yeah.
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I'm changing my schedule
and I expect you to do the same!
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- Okay, I will!
- Promise me!
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Fine, I promise!
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- We'll have a lovely lunch!
- Good!
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And I'll buy you
that fucking pie you like!
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Ah!
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And now back to
The Watts World-Travelers
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and The Haunted Discotheque.
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With special guest star Colt Luger!
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Great bouncing basketballs,
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the specter of the spooky
spaceship is after us,
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including me, special
guest star Colt Luger.
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Man, we can't double dribble
our way out of this one!
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He's gonna dunk all over us, Afro Dog!
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Ghosteses?
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Four feets, don't fail me now!
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That same lamp and table
have gone by five times.
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- This show is stupid.
- You're stupid.
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I'm a genius.
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You're so smart, tell me
what I had for breakfast.
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Ew!
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Now who's the smart one?
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Ow!
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Shut up! Can't you see I'm
having adult feelings?
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You don't have a clue what life's about.
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I got to go.
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Kevin, get out of the window.
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You're bringing down the property value.
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Such a dick.
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Dad, wait. I got to ask
you about something.
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- I didn't do anything!
- No, Dad, listen...
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Um...
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Something happened and, um...
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Something's happening now.
You're making me late.
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Vic asked our band to play this
party at his house tomorrow.
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It's the chance of a lifetime...
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Kevin, I'm not gonna fight
you on this anymore.
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As long as you get
your school work done,
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you can put on a cape
and go be the Elf god
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or whatever the hell it
is you're trying to do.
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Dad, listen! It's not about my band.
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You know when you really,
really want something, right?
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And you can't stop thinking about it,
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but then you get it and
you hate yourself?
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You sound like a fat girl
talking about ice cream.
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God damn it! I can't talk
to you about anything!
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I said play the party! I'm okay with it!
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I'm being the cool dad now!
It's all groovy!
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"Hey, hey, we're the
Monkees!" Dodge the draft!
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Fucking pussies!
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You picked a great time to
be supportive, you dick!
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Hey, rock star!
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It's gonna be a banging party tomorrow!
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Cutie Pie's bringing
some of her friends.
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- You into older women?
- Oh...
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"Oh" is right!
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Guys, thanks for coming
out on your lunch break.
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Pogo and I have set
aside our differences
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and we hope you can too.
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We need to get rid of Scoop
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so Dunbarton has no choice
but to hire Frank back.
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Scoop must go or Mohican won't survive.
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Well, how about us surviving?
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That jigsaw-headed dude
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tried to feed me a firecracker
on a hot dog bun.
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No asshole's gonna Looney Toon me.
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That's right. So, in the spirit
of friendship and camaraderie...
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Excuse me?
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Oh, hey, good-lookin', you
want a private dance?
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We're trying to have a
business meeting here.
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How about I give your
hang-down the business, huh?
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Day shift whores out!
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Well, I got to take my kid
to computer club anyway.
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Gentlemen, let me assure you
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this Scoop situation can be
dealt with quite easily.
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Now, now, now, hold on, Lou,
we want to get Scoop fired.
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We're not going to kill him.
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Of course. We're not murderers.
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I didn't say that because I
think we're being bugged.
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Killing the guy is out of the question.
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I mean it! I'm sure we can
think of at least one way
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to get rid of Scoop without hurting him.
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What if we built a decoy airport
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the same exact size as ours...
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with planes and everything...
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and cardboard us's?
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And every day Scoop
would go to work there!
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And that is why you've
never been promoted.
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Hey, Bob, why don't you tell me
why I've never been promoted?
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Calm down. We're all on the same team.
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Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't sucked
Dunbarton's dick and fired Frank,
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we wouldn't have Scoop to worry about.
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You don't know the pressure of
being on Dunbarton's leash!
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I can't sleep!
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I can't perform for Dolores!
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I can't have sex with her either!
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I think she might leave me!
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Look, Bob, I'm sorry.
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I'm not trying to rush you,
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but you got to hurry the fuck
up and concentrate on Scoop!
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My wife's gonna leave me
if I don't get out of here
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and meet her to talk about
my goddamn feelings!
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Christ, she's threatening
to take us to a shrink!
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My daddy went to see a shrink.
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Right before he blew his brains out.
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Oh, man.
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Okay. I'm sorry, Frank.
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And I'm sorry I said you
sucked Dunbarton's dick.
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And I'm sorry I was thinking
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of calling you a certain word
referring to your heritage.
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- It rhymes with...
- We got it, Bob.
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What do you mean you can't come?
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I'm sorry, but my husband and I had a...
big fight.
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I promised we'd take some
time today to work it out.
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I'll be there by two.
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But I need you here
with the prototype now.
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We're going to test the Salad Tosser
with a group of typical consumers.
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Damn it.
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Henrietta, I believe
in the Salad Tosser,
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but I also believe in my marriage.
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So, I just can't.
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Well, you know what they say:
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"can't" is the third cousin of "cunt."
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I did not know that.
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You do now.
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Leave it on, Fujikawa!
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How is this fun?
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You got to be patient.
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The Squirrel Hour takes a
while to get exciting.
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It don't hit you in the face
like Hawk and The Field Mouse.
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This is so boring.
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Then go play with that metal
mouth girl with the big head.
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00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,603
His name is Phillip, and he's a boy.
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But I'm not friends with him anymore.
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00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:11,361
Uh-oh. This show just got interesting.
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That's how Mama
bought our Christmas tree.
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00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,282
Well, well, well...
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- Holy shit!
- That monster boy's back!
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Run!
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Y'all can finish at our house!
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Bill Murphy.
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I've been looking for you.
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Uh, hey, Jimmy.
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You look nice. Did you just...
come from a parade or something?
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Somebody pinned a hockey stick
on me that I didn't steal.
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Really?
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My dad sent me to military school,
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where they taught me
honor and discipline
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by repeatedly beating
the shit out of me.
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I was released last night
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after demonstrating
sustained excellence.
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And my dad's check bounced.
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Glad to see you're doing well.
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Uh, I think I hear my mom calling me.
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You're not going anywhere.
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You and me have unfinished business.
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Hold these.
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"Bill Murphy, I humbly apologize for
calling you the following names,
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in alphabetical order:
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ass butt, ass dick, ass eater..."
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Not funny, private!
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"Ass fuck, ass gasser..."
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This is where you guys will
be rocking out tomorrow.
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I had to get rid of the shark tank, but
it was worth it. I'll tell you what.
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Kevin, check it out!
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You got to try this, Murph.
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Yeah, no. I don't feel like it.
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Don't be such a twat-rocket.
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This party's gonna kick serious ass,
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and we will be discovered
for the geniuses we are!
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- I guess you're right.
- Of course they're right!
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I like your bong half-full
attitude, fellas.
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Go ahead, look around the house.
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Just be careful if you
go in the bathroom.
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00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,645
There's a hammerhead in the tub.
250
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,563
Oh, man.
251
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,193
- Oh, man!
- Take a picture, it'll last longer.
252
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,945
- Can I?
- No!
253
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:20,156
And take your hand out of your pocket.
254
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,408
Vic, who are those little...
255
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:27,413
- Oh, shit!
- I knew you'd be happy!
256
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,249
Kevin and his band are gonna play
a few songs for us tomorrow.
257
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,668
Great.
258
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,505
I'm so excited. Yeah. I have to leave.
259
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,092
- Hey, wow, what got into her?
- How should I know?
260
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,719
Geminis, right? She'll be
in a good mood tomorrow
261
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,555
because this party's
gonna be shit on ice.
262
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,391
That's a good thing.
263
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,435
All my music friends are gonna love you.
264
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,523
This is your first baby
step to superstardom.
265
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,775
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
266
00:12:55,858 --> 00:13:00,446
Because when you take that stage,
they will look into your soul
267
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,823
and they'll see what I see.
268
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,784
You're pure, man. You're honest.
269
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,869
Not one ounce of bullshit.
270
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,790
So, bring out the light tomorrow, Kev.
271
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,459
Show them the truth of rock and roll.
272
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:18,715
That's what all the great ones do, and
you've got that greatness in you.
273
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,633
I love you, buddy.
274
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,888
Oh, I need to kill myself.
275
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,348
Don't do it, Kevin.
276
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,185
There's so much to live for.
277
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:35,898
Okay, we got to hurry.
278
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,359
After I drop you off, I'm gonna
meet your father for lunch.
279
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,987
Oh, you're going to talk
about "the big fight"?
280
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,697
Oh, so you heard that?
281
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:46,159
Yes. I heard you say it
on the phone just now,
282
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,785
and I heard it this morning...
283
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,663
and in my classroom, in
the meeting about me.
284
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,624
I'm sorry, honey, but don't worry.
285
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:57,378
Arguing between mommies and
daddies sometimes gets loud,
286
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,588
the police show up,
287
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,090
but that doesn't mean we
don't love each other.
288
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,468
- Does that make you feel better?
- Yeah.
289
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,596
Plus, Daddy told me we're too poor
for you guys to get divorced.
290
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,598
Does that make you feel better?
291
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,685
Uh...
292
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,770
Look at that, we're here!
293
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,439
Ow!
294
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,610
How about we drop
Scoop deep in the jungle,
295
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,613
give him a fair, five-second head start,
296
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,531
and then hunt him down?
297
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,825
That is the dumbest
thing I've ever heard!
298
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,536
No, it's good! It's like
The Most Dangerous Game.
299
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:34,415
You dummy. The most dangerous game
was ancient Aztec basketball.
300
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:38,169
That's right. The losers got
their hearts ripped out!
301
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,923
Guys, what the fuck are we
talking about? Focus on Scoop!
302
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,301
I don't just have my job riding
on this, it's my marriage.
303
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:49,305
Sue is this close to sending me on
a one-way trip to living at the Y.
304
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,141
That's it! A one-way trip!
305
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,810
That's how to get rid of Scoop!
306
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,604
We put Scoop on a plane
to the middle of nowhere.
307
00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:00,233
Yeah. We'll do it on a busy day when
there's a lot of luggage moving.
308
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,818
Without Scoop there,
309
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,071
Dunbarton will turn the
department over to any dumb fuck.
310
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,658
And that dumb fuck's
name is Frank Murphy.
311
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,244
I think this plan's taking shape!
We're getting somewhere!
312
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,455
Gentlemen, this calls for a celebration.
313
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:19,252
Who wants to get erect watching
robot bears do stuff to each other?
314
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,461
Nobody.
315
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,505
Speak for yourself!
316
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:27,427
"Zebra breath,
zit fart, zit tumor."
317
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,220
End of list.
318
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,180
Okay, well, I better...
319
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,767
Now for the things I said
I would do to your mom.
320
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,394
"Shit on her feet,
321
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,728
shit on her corpse..."
322
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,523
Jimmy, really, it's enough!
I forgive you!
323
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,943
Okay, I have other people
on my list to get to anyway
324
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,028
before my dad picks me up.
325
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,616
"Old sad Hitler guy?"
326
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,869
You mean Mr. Holtenwasser?
327
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,538
I must apologize for
blowing up his mailbox.
328
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,498
You don't want to talk
to that crazy old man.
329
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,917
All he does is tell made-up
stories about the war
330
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,461
and what kids who live
on his street say.
331
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,712
I have no choice.
332
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,964
Jimmy, no, don't go!
333
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,176
My honor code compels me, ball gargler!
334
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,971
Sorry I called you "ball gargler."
335
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,307
Left. Left.
336
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,683
Left, left, left.
337
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,977
Shit! I'm dead!
338
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,614
- Hey, good looking!
- You came on time.
339
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,408
Of course I did. When have
I ever disappointed you?
340
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:36,329
Well, actually that's what I was
hoping we could talk about today.
341
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,415
- Now, I made a list of things...
- You don't need that now!
342
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,167
- It's all fixed, honey!
- It's what?
343
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,378
I met Pogo and the guys at
the robot bear sex pizzeria.
344
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,088
They're gonna help me
get my old job back!
345
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,507
Our problems are over!
346
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,384
But I thought we came to
talk about our marriage.
347
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,845
I am talking. You're just not listening.
348
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:56,182
Once I get back to Mohican, I won't
have to work at night anymore.
349
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,060
Things will be like they used
to be and we'll be happy again!
350
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,353
I wasn't too happy then.
351
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,771
You were ecstatic!
352
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,023
Agh! Why did I even come here?
353
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,317
I moved my whole day around for you!
354
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,695
I could've been with Vivian and
Henrietta testing the Salad Tosser.
355
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,113
Once I get my job back,
356
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,407
you don't have to worry about
that goddamn thing anymore!
357
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,034
It's not a "goddamn thing!"
358
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,746
It's my chance to do
something with my life.
359
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,332
And you were supposed to
be there for support.
360
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,834
- Frank, you promised me.
- When?
361
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,461
In 1958!
362
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,548
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax. Relax.
363
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,884
Tell you what. I'm gonna
go out and have a smoke.
364
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:35,388
You take a few minutes to calm down
and then we can talk like adults.
365
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,273
Can I get the check?
366
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,819
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
367
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,452
The old me would've
got upset about that.
368
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,668
Well, hello there, young Bill.
369
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,671
Mr. Holtenwasser, Jimmy's
gonna be here any second.
370
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,089
Please don't tell him I'm the one
371
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,091
that got him sent away
to military school.
372
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,553
Oh, I had forgotten all about that.
373
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,388
Tell me again what happened.
374
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,681
It's not important.
375
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,267
The past is always important.
376
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,853
For instance, in 1922,
377
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:29,483
my father hired a young veteran of
the great war to paint our house.
378
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:33,404
He forgot to pay him on time and
the young man was so angry...
379
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,739
Oh, shit!
380
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,784
I'll finish the story some other time.
381
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,996
It has a twist you won't see coming!
382
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,624
"Pumpkin pussy, pussy pussy."
383
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,168
Oh, it feels good to get
this off my chest, sir.
384
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,046
I too have a secret buried in my bosom.
385
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:54,383
Then you must unburden yourself.
It's the only way to achieve honor.
386
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,386
Bill and I stole that hockey stick
387
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,889
and we're the reason you
went to military school.
388
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,602
You're right. That felt so good...
389
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,563
- I had to write a list because of you!
- My spleen!
390
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,357
Why did you tell him, Phillip?
391
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,526
I misread the situation!
392
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,988
You ass tit! I'll kill you
for what they did to me!
393
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,282
You're next, Murphy!
394
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,661
Jimmy James Fitzsimmons,
get in this fucking car!
395
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,788
Yeah, you've seen the light!
396
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,831
Beating up little fat girls!
397
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,917
I ought to kick your ass!
398
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,335
I'm a boy!
399
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,045
I'm coming for you, Murphy!
400
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,048
I will shit on your mother's feet!
401
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,681
God damn him. Why do I even try?
402
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,265
What's that?
403
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,060
Oh, it's just a little thing I invented.
404
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,689
- It spin-dries lettuce.
- Really? That's a great idea.
405
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,316
I know! It is!
406
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,818
All right, Sue.
407
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,696
I'll give you a few minutes to
think about what you've done,
408
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,447
and then you can apologize first.
409
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,453
Co-pilot?
410
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,624
- Are you sure?
- The doctor was.
411
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,501
I'm due in July.
412
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,337
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
413
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,381
- Yeah.
- Okay. All right.
414
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,633
We're gonna be okay, Sue.
415
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,719
I'm here. I'm not going anywhere.
416
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,930
Holy shit, I'm not going anywhere.
417
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,975
- There goes flight school.
- Goodbye college for me.
418
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,186
Oh, hold on.
419
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:33,065
This doesn't have to be the end.
It's just a little delay.
420
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,151
It's a baby. How much
work could that be?
421
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,902
- We can do this.
- Sure we can.
422
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,281
You raise the baby, and I'll get
a job to get us through this.
423
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,283
I'm sure I could go
full-time at Mohican.
424
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,826
They love me there.
425
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,953
I'll ask Bob Pogo to put
in a good word for me
426
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,247
when he gets back from the
Ballroom Dancing Championships.
427
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,167
But you had your heart
set on becoming a pilot.
428
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,251
And I will.
429
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,088
Once the kid's in school, we
can pick up where we left off.
430
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,339
I'll fly planes.
431
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,925
And I'll finish college
and have my career.
432
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,344
Yeah, and whatever it is you want to do,
433
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,263
I'll support you all the way.
434
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,265
I'll be your co-pilot.
435
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,393
- Deal?
- Deal.
436
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,272
- I love you, honey.
- I love you.
437
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,527
Aw, Christ.
438
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,034
What the fuck?
439
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:29,455
Round and round it goes and the
water never gets on your clothes.
440
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,708
And voilà... dry lettuce every time.
441
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:37,213
I don't see technology getting
any better than this!
442
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,089
I could watch this all day!
443
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,258
- Dry more lettuce!
- If you insist!
444
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:42,927
With the Salad Tosser,
445
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:46,722
you can always have dry lettuce when
you need it at the turn of a crank.
446
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,807
Ooh.
447
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,475
Sue, I'm ready to listen now.
448
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,893
Just a second. Smoke another cigarette.
449
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,228
Do you have any questions?
450
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,398
It works on iceberg lettuce,
sure, but what about romaine?
451
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,651
There's not a leafy green you can name
452
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,402
that can't be dried by this little baby.
453
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,488
Look at this silky-smooth
cranking motion.
454
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,240
Sue, I'm ready to talk
about our marriage.
455
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,741
You had your chance!
456
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,243
I'm busy.
457
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,999
Wow. I'll just...
458
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,293
I'll see you at home.
459
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,128
Spin it again, sister!
460
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:22,842
Because it's plastic, the Salad
Tosser will last forever.
461
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,928
It never rusts, never wears...
462
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,514
and it'll never let you down.
463
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:38,941
Sue, I...
464
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,787
- Sue.
- What?
465
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,548
Now, you and Bill behave for
Kevin while we're gone.
466
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,301
Bill won't be a problem.
467
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,761
He hasn't come out of
his room all afternoon.
468
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,016
Bye-bye, sweetie.
469
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,852
- We'll be fine.
- That's what you said this morning.
470
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,187
We're just gonna have some
Mom and Dad talking time.
471
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,480
It'll be fun.
472
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,442
Hello, you two.
473
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,652
Ready to pray away the hurt?
474
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:24,987
Oh, Jesus.
475
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,615
That's the spirit! Hop in!
476
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,783
- Oh, hello, Murphys!
- Hey, guys.
477
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,410
Fuck me.
478
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,662
Kevin, we're going to Lake Communion,
479
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,289
but we'll be back tomorrow night.
480
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,249
The phone number's on the fridge.
481
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,168
Kevin, are you listening to me?
482
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,336
Yeah, I'm listening!
483
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,129
God! Get off my case!
484
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:45,132
Oh, you're lucky a priest
is taking me to the woods.
485
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:54,183
- Where are they going?
- Oh, we're gonna die.
486
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,894
This is the express train.
487
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,730
Next stop, Understandingville!
488
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:02,941
- ♪ If you're working on your marriage ♪
- Oh, Jesus.
489
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,777
- ♪ Clap your hands ♪
- [rhythmic clapping]
490
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:08,322
♪ If you're working on your
marriage Clap your hands ♪
491
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:12,117
♪ If you're working and you know it
Then your faith will help you show it ♪
492
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:15,120
♪ If you're working on your
marriage Clap your hands ♪
493
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,873
Sharing difficult feelings!
494
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:18,958
Another verse?
495
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:22,962
Oh, Francis. There
are 12, one for each apostle!
496
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:24,505
Oh, shit.
497
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,800
♪ If you're sharing difficult
feelings Clap your hands ♪
498
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♪ If you're sharing difficult
feelings Clap your hands ♪
499
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♪ If you're sharing and you know it
Then your faith will surely show it ♪
500
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♪ If you're sharing difficult
feelings Clap your hands ♪
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