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[Sue] I'm not sleeping well.
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I feel so stressed.
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Frank's overworked,
and the heat is driving us all crazy.
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[sighs] Nothing seems to be going right.
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[Dr. McCallister] Well, it all looks
hunky-dory from down here.
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Heartbeat's strong.
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No sign of infantile acne.
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Before you know it, you'll be welcoming
a perfectly healthy, bouncing baby...
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[coughing]
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[coughs]
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Receptionist keeps it too hot in here.
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Dries out my throat.
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[coughing]
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The baby will be here in four months,
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and I still haven't come up
with another new invention.
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I just need
a second once-in-a-lifetime idea.
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[chuckles] You liberated gals today.
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All day long this office sounds
like backstage at the opera.
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♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪
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Hmm.
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Look at all these things
they make me use nowadays. [laughs]
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When I was a young man,
I delivered babies and goats
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with one instrument
that did the work of them all.
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The human hand. [coughing]
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[gasps]
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[Dr. McCallister]
One instrument...
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Work of them all...
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One instrument...
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Work of them all...
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[cackling]
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[grunts]
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It's brilliant!
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That's it! That's my new invention.
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Yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes!
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[shouting] Jesus Christ, she's hysterical.
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Carol! Get in here
with the morphine suppositories.
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[Redbone's
"Come and Get Your Love" playing]
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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[grunts] Ah!
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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[boom]
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[Radio DJ] Six a.m. at the KWOK.
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It's gonna be 95 today
both temperature and humidity.
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Ooh, that's hot.
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Listen, if you must leave
your dog in the car,
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please remember to roll up the windows.
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It's hot and he may try to run away.
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Here's Lifted Riffs
with their latest single,
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"Fire in My Hole."
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♪ Fire in my hole ♪
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That band fucking sucks.
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[Kevin] Dear future rock-storians
who are taking a class on me.
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Today begins yet another dark chapter
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in the sonnet known as Kevin Murphy.
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[Bill] Hey, Phillip.
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You wanna go to the town pool today?
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Yeah, and then we'll go
to your house and watch cartoons.
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[nervously] Uh-huh.
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Kevin, wanna watch cartoons?
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Oh, that's right.
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Today's your first day of dumber school.
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Kevin!
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[Kevin] Chapter one: my brother's a dildo.
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[Frank] I've gotta go
all the way through Polack Town
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to get you to this fucking school?
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[Kevin] Chapter two: my dad's a dildo.
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This is your chance to turn things around,
so don't you dare blow it.
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Get out in front.
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You hit the books.
That's what the A student does.
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Christ, he reads ahead,
two, three, four chapters.
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By the time he gets to school,
he can teach the fucking class.
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[Frank] Oh, Jesus Christ,
does it ever fail?
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Get out of the road!
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Move it, you old bag!
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[horn honking]
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What?!
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[Kevin]
Chapter three: my friends are dildos.
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My plan is just to survive...
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[chirping]
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[Kevin]
Chapter four: that bird is a dildo.
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And so I begin my eight-week sentence.
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A stranger in a strange land
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forced to do things that suck dick.
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I will use this opportunity
to write face-melting music
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inspired by my struggle...
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[Kevin cries out]
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Why did you do that?
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'Cause, uh... Fuck you?
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[laughing]
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All right, animals. That's enough.
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My name is Mr. Durkin.
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And it rhymes with nothing.
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This is summer algebra.
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Excuse me, sir.
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There seems to be
an urgent phone call for you.
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- [flatulence]
- [class laughs]
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Can it, Nuber.
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We will begin with integers.
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My dad is pissed 'cause they're bussing
integers into our school district.
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[all laugh]
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- I said can it!
- Ow!
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[Morehead] Oh, my God.
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Any more comedians here?
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Because I've got 20 more of these.
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[flatulence]
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[Nuber] Sorry, that one was real.
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[all laugh]
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[announcer] And now back to
the Two Stupids in "What's the New Deal?"
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We're here to paint
the White House, Mr. Wheelchair.
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That's President Wheelchair.
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- Show some respect, you mongoloid!
- Ow!
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Why, I oughta...
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Eleanor?
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I can walk!
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♪ De, da, da, dee, dee
Da, da, da, da, da ♪
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Ow!
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My legs!
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[laughing]
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What are you still doing here,
I thought you were going to the pool.
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I'm waiting for Phillip to get ready.
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I'm demonstrating my new invention
for the ladies today,
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and I can't have
you two here distracting me.
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You, go to the pool.
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- You...
- I know.
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Stay in my room and be quiet.
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Don't be mopey. We'll do something later.
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Yeah, right. Might as well be an orphan.
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[mumbling]
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I can't believe they got
Eleanor Roosevelt to be in this.
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Buy war bonds and help us
finish off those Japs!
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Oh, that's why.
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[Eleanor] Oh.
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[Stupid 1]
You look 100 percent better, toots.
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On behalf of myself
and the Dunbarton family,
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it's an honor to unveil this memorial
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to the great man we all lost too soon.
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And his nephew.
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[crowd] Oh.
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[man] Look at that.
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[applause]
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[chirping]
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I'm proud to introduce
our new vice president of operations,
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Bob Pogrohovich,
who has some exciting news.
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- Oh, come on up, Bob.
- [applause]
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Oh, Christ.
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[grunting]
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[Bob] Okay.
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- One step.
- [Red] You can do it, Bob.
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- Two steps.
- [grunting]
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Yeah. [sighs]
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[inhales]
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Oh, my God.
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After months of losses
due to the unfortunate televised event...
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[crowd groans]
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...Mohican is back.
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And as we fly confidently into the future,
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I'm happy to announce that Frank Murphy
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is being promoted to my old job
as chief of ground services.
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- You gotta be shitting me.
- [applause]
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Congratulations, Frank.
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Well, you know what this means, right?
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- You're gonna get my job.
- You think so?
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Who else? You've earned it.
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No one deserves this more than you.
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After much deliberation, we've decided
that the best person to take over
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Frank's old job as baggage manager
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is a man he knows better than anyone.
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Here it comes.
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Finally, a job where I sit down.
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And that man's name is also Frank Murphy.
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- You gotta be shitting me.
- What?
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Congratulations, Frank,
on both your promotions.
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And...
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[microphone feedback]
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Oh, look a plane's landing.
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That's not something you see every day.
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Gotta go!
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I can't slow down.
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Rosie, I'm so sorry.
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It's my own fault for believing it.
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Better get back to my curb.
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Get me out of here.
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Dolores is taking me to a syrup tasting.
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Pogo!
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What the hell was that all about?
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I'm doing two jobs now?
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No, you're doing one job
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overseeing two departments...
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at the same salary.
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Wait, what about Rosie?
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He should get my old job.
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It came from above, Frank.
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We're cutting costs.
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This has been a very stressful time
for me too, you know.
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Jesus, Bob.
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That's not milk.
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That's cloudy sweat.
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Go, go, go!
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[indistinct chatter]
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How much of that stuff
do you have to put on?
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Mother says "Over-apply or slowly die."
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There. Now we can start swimming
and laughing and gallivanting.
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Geronimo!
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Chief Spotted Elk of the Lakota!
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Ah!
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Oh, dear.
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[swimmers complaining]
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Call the pool guy to clean this up.
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[swimmers screaming]
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Get out of there,
you Easter Island-headed fuck.
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Mother says my head is perfectly
proportioned for a boy of my...
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Oh, no...
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[gurgling]
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[grunts]
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I never missed a day once.
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I came in when Kennedy was shot.
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When King was shot.
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When the next Kennedy was shot.
Never complained.
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"Oh, you'll get promoted. Next year."
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Here.
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[man] Hi, we're on flight nine to Akron.
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Oh, and mind the handgun in the red bag.
It's loaded.
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Hello? Are you working here?
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- [grunts]
- [coin richochets]
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Hey!
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Where are you going?
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[shouting] Who's gonna take our luggage?
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Pogo called it a promotion, but now
I have two jobs for the price of one.
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And I got his office
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but the fucker left me to clean it out.
And poor Rosie...
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- Look, Frank, I'm sorry but I called you...
- Jesus Christ.
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Are you listening to me?
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- Yes.
- Frank,
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the slide projector isn't working.
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It works fine. Just jiggle it.
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Jiggle it? That's for the toilet.
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No, no, the jiggle's for everything.
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Bouillon cubes?
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Frank, I need help.
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This is my big day.
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I know it is, honey,
and I'm rooting for you.
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Just jiggle it. It's easy.
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Up, down, up, up, down. Hold.
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Hold. Down, up, shimmy, up, up, down.
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I can't remember that.
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Ask Maureen. You can do it, honey.
I love you. Knock 'em dead. Bye-bye.
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Jesus Christ, just jiggle
the fucking thing.
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Do I call you when the planes don't land?
Figure it out.
260
00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:36,654
[Bob over intercom]
Why is my skycap not at his post?
261
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,740
[Frank] Oh, Christ, where's Rosie?
262
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:44,204
Up, down, up, up, down. I...
Oh, I can't remember...
263
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,872
- Hey, you, big dummy.
- Ah!
264
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:50,126
I walk in your house without knocking
just like neighbor on TV show.
265
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,836
But no applause.
266
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,588
Oh, Nguyen-Nguyen.
267
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,882
Oh, my God, I'm so glad
you could come today.
268
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,634
Here's the merchandise.
269
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:02,764
Hot from the greasy two-fingered hands
of Nikos at the Plast-A-Ware factory.
270
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,059
[gasps] I still can't figure out
how you got Nikos to make
271
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,936
so many so fast
and all under the table.
272
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:11,564
It just took a little extra persuasion.
273
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:12,648
[all chuckle]
274
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:16,402
Oh... you village whore.
275
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:20,865
So here's an easy and fun way to remember
the order of operations.
276
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:24,494
PEMDAS. Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.
277
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,831
[rock music playing]
278
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:34,254
[crowd chanting]
Kevin Murphy. Kevin Murphy.
279
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,676
[in British accent]
Me dad said I'd never make it.
280
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,970
But look at me old man now.
281
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,514
[moaning]
282
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,933
You were right, rock star.
283
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,936
[in Southern accent]
I guess I didn't need math.
284
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:53,898
[crowd chanting]
Kevin Murphy. Kevin Murphy.
285
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,022
[Mr. Durkin] Kevin Murphy!
286
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,442
Let me see that.
287
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,945
Ooh, you're busted.
288
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:02,240
[all laugh mockingly]
289
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:08,288
Fourteen years I sweated my ass off
humping baggage at that place.
290
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,373
Yeah, fuck that hotel.
291
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,792
I worked at the airport, asshole.
292
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,795
Look, man, I'm just trying
to keep you drinking, okay?
293
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,045
[Frank] Hey, Rosie.
294
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,091
I'm not in the mood, Frank.
295
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,385
Listen, I know you're upset. However...
296
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,345
Hey, it's the rubber man.
297
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,973
- All right, rubber man.
- Hey, it's the rubber man, all right.
298
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,308
Y'all got cherry?
299
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,561
- Sorry, guys. Not the rubber man anymore.
- [all] Aw.
300
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,021
Delmont. Hey, how you doing?
301
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,273
Great, Frank, my wife's having a baby.
302
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,358
No kidding, me too!
303
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,694
My old lady's fixing to drop.
304
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,195
I'm having twins.
305
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,698
Wow! Must be something in the water.
306
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,909
Look, Rosie, what went down today
was wrong, plain and simple.
307
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,536
But Pogo screwed me too.
308
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,538
That fat fuck has me doing two jobs
309
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,499
- for the price of one.
- Well boo-motherfucking-hoo.
310
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,335
Do birds shit on your office?
311
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:59,005
I've been next in line for that job
ever since I trained you for it.
312
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,089
I'm done.
313
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,253
Come on, you're not done.
You don't really mean that.
314
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,551
The fuck I don't.
315
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,802
I got options.
316
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,638
There's plenty of other places I can work
where I'll be appreciated.
317
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,600
I got a cousin in Kentucky
who jacks off racehorses
318
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,269
and he's been begging me
to come down to be his bucket man.
319
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,815
You don't think I can understand what
you're going through because I'm white...
320
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:21,569
Frank if you bring up that fucking
potato famine one more time...
321
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,695
Okay, I won't.
322
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,280
I'm just saying.
323
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,240
A million people died.
324
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,218
They came over here.
They were indentured servants,
325
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,720
which is really
only one rung above slavery.
326
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,579
That's one big motherfucking rung.
327
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:32,955
Fair enough. Fair enough.
328
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,749
Listen, uh...
329
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,126
I brought Pogo with me.
He's out in the car.
330
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,255
He wants to come in and clear this up...
And use the restroom.
331
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,510
Let's play again.
332
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,845
But if you want to beat me,
you have to hit it harder.
333
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,223
I thought I was hitting it hard.
334
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,267
About time. The cleaner finally got here.
335
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,436
Brace yourself.
336
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,896
Ah.
337
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,694
Oh, Bridget. [grunts]
338
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,906
[cheesy romantic music]
339
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,118
Ahh!
340
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,999
When the pool stops smoking
341
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,836
give it a one Mississippi
before you jump back in.
342
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:24,566
[Vivian] Thanks for coming today
343
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:29,554
to Sue-Viv Lifestyle Concepts'
very first product demonstration.
344
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,723
Oh, any excuse to get the gals together.
345
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:36,561
And I haven't sat
on a non-plastic chair in weeks.
346
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,479
You all love the Salad Tosser.
347
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:42,275
Well, I've come up with something
that we think is even better.
348
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,735
And we're excited to share it
with some special friends.
349
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,155
Thanks for including me, Sue.
350
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,282
I wasn't sure if you ladies
still liked me.
351
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,409
Ginny, it's okay.
352
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,202
No one's gossiping about you here.
353
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:58,541
It's not your fault everyone know
your husband make babies with other men.
354
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,667
Oh.
355
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,544
Okay, let's get started.
356
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,504
Allow me to present to you
357
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:07,592
a revolutionary new product
that is going to change your life.
358
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:11,179
I give you... the Forkoontula.
359
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,263
[all] Ooh.
360
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:17,560
The only device that combines
all your kitchen implements in one.
361
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,520
- [women scream]
- [Marie] Oh, dear Lord.
362
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,897
It's just a prototype.
363
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,648
Could you give me that back?
364
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,903
Okay, Rosie, just hear him out.
365
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,409
Hello, Rosie. Thank you for listening.
366
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,621
Hey! That is the fat ass
who said I kidnapped him
367
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,289
and made him eat candy.
368
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,625
This Puerto Rican man's delusional.
369
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,709
Arrest him again.
370
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:45,254
Chevale! I missed the birth of my kid!
371
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,756
Maricón!
372
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,467
All right, all right.
We're all friends here.
373
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,469
[man] You're not my friend!
I cut off your dick!
374
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:55,515
Well, well, well.
We have a celebrity among us.
375
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,100
"Kevin Murphy. Rock star."
376
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,895
- Rock star.
- What a douche. [laughs]
377
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,482
You're gonna sing your way
into repeating ninth grade.
378
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:08,152
Nothing will make you fail at life faster
379
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,614
than wasting your time chasing
some unrealistic fantasy.
380
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,491
- Shut up, Dad!
- [Morehead laughs]
381
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,825
[Nikki] He called him Dad?
382
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:15,952
Oh, shit!
383
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,703
He's got problems at home.
384
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,498
I bet his mom is screwing
the youth pastor.
385
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,458
♪ Broken family ♪
386
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,753
♪ Broken family ♪
387
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:26,879
Shut up!
388
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,798
♪ Broken family ♪
389
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,216
Shut up!
390
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,427
What does the Forkoontula
bring to your life?
391
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,929
I'm glad you asked.
392
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,765
Nobody asked.
393
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,476
Uh... Yes. Well, but... [chuckles]
394
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:46,482
No more will you be faced with the chore
of eating spaghetti and apple sauce.
395
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,192
With a simple click of a button,
396
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,946
you'll go from twirling
to slurping in no time.
397
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,574
Oh, Greg! [sobs]
398
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,409
[thunder rumbles]
399
00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:01,038
It's good now.
Just do not swallow or open your eyes.
400
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,665
Clear to swim.
401
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,500
- [swimmers cheering] Yeah!
- [boy] Finally.
402
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,837
Bridget, we got to go.
403
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,088
I wanna swim.
404
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,924
And I want to piss without blood.
Now come on.
405
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:15,344
I got to fish a stillborn possum
out of the Eastside pool.
406
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,679
I'm staying!
407
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,098
Fuck those Eastside dick blisters!
408
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,225
She's wonderful.
409
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:24,687
Well, then fuck your mother.
And fuck you too.
410
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,896
[all gasp]
411
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,316
It's all right, everyone.
She's my daughter.
412
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,362
[sighs]
413
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,447
Here's my chance.
414
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,949
But we were in the middle of a game.
415
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,869
- What about our fun day together?
- I'll be right back.
416
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,871
No, you won't.
417
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,082
A man's gotta do what a man does.
418
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,959
[takes deep breath]
419
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,135
[whining]
420
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,218
[chirps]
421
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,016
Oh, shit.
422
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,225
[thunder rumbling]
423
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,894
Oh, shit.
424
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,898
[cheesy romantic music]
425
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,942
[Bill] She's so beautiful.
426
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,367
Oh, man.
427
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,368
[thunder crashes]
428
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,287
[whistle blows]
Everybody out of the pool.
429
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,288
Oh, shit!
430
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,772
[crying] Go down. Go down. Go down.
431
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,667
[thunder crashes]
432
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:32,129
"Rosie. I am truly sorry
for how this was handled.
433
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:36,217
Not getting that promotion
was purely a business decision
434
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,011
and had nothing to do with your race.
435
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,264
Please know Mohican values you highly
436
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,892
and as your Jackson Five say...
437
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,603
I want you back."
438
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,687
Okay.
439
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,107
So we're good?
440
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,275
Are you coming back?
441
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,235
Nope.
442
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,236
What?!
443
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:59,365
I risked my life going
north of Amelia Earhart Boulevard
444
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,660
and you throw
my sincere apology back in my face?
445
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:06,872
Motherfucker, you can't even pretend
to not be racist for one minute, can you?
446
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,458
There's no fucking way
I'm coming back to work for you!
447
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,170
Good! Because you'll never be
management material!
448
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:17,925
You've always been
ungrateful, disloyal, uppity...
449
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,470
[rain gently pattering outside]
450
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,265
[fly buzzing]
451
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,019
Uppity... doo-dah.
452
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,524
Betty Crocker's prettier than Aunt Jemima.
453
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,693
[Bob] Take me to the Elks Club.
454
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:36,610
[tires squeal]
455
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,279
[thunder crashes]
456
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,531
Come on, get out, sweetie. I'll help you.
457
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:43,325
[groans] You're making it worse.
458
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,452
[thunder crashes]
459
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,456
I can sum up the appeal
of the Forkoontula in two words:
460
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,083
ease and simplicity.
461
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,419
The slide is stuck. Hang on.
462
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:57,757
Ease and simplicity.
463
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,455
- I think we get it, Sue.
- I'll tell you when you get it!
464
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,720
[sighs] God damn it.
465
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,597
Maureen!
466
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,098
Jiggle it, please.
467
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,310
Up, down, up, up, down, hold, hold,
down, up, shimmy, up, up, down.
468
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,481
Why isn't it working?
You're not doing it the way Dad said.
469
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:14,940
I'm the one who taught him.
470
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:15,941
[thunder crashes]
471
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,526
[all] Ooh.
472
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,945
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
473
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,989
- I have to go.
- I haven't finished yet.
474
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,658
Sue, they'd rather walk home
in a lightning storm
475
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,869
- than hear any more of this.
- Nobody leaves!
476
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,374
The Forkoontula does it all.
477
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,753
Don't you realize
you can't live without it?
478
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,630
It means everything to you.
479
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,632
It's the key to your happiness!
480
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:43,302
And the ability to cut pizza on the road!
Now who's taking one home?
481
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,224
I said, who's taking one home?
482
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,067
Come on, kid, let her pull you out.
You're gonna get electrocuted.
483
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,568
I'm fine with that.
484
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,615
I guess I have to repeat this lesson
just for you, Mr. Murphy.
485
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,533
[Nuber chuckles]
486
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:09,078
X is the variable, rock star.
487
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,913
Solve for X.
488
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,081
Just give me back my book.
489
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,374
Solve for X!
490
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,097
- [Nuber] Yeah, solve for X!
- [all laugh]
491
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,377
I can't!
492
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:20,089
Maybe if you weren't wasting time writing
your nursery rhymes, you would get it.
493
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,716
- This is why you're in summer school!
- Well, you're here too!
494
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,926
Oh, shit.
495
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,847
Maybe if you were smarter,
you wouldn't be stuck in a sweat box
496
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,390
teaching a dildo like me!
497
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,141
Oh, shit!
498
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,352
I'm here because I care, Mr. Poetry Man!
499
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,396
I think you're here
'cause you need the money,
500
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,481
judging by that hole in your slacks,
Mr. "Jerkin"!
501
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:40,359
- This kid's got balls!
- There is a word that rhymes with Durkin!
502
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,362
This hole is from when I got shot
last semester.
503
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,781
What about the garbage bag
on your car window?
504
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,157
Oh, my God!
505
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,451
♪ Jerkin has no money ♪
506
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,745
♪ Jerkin has no money ♪
507
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,873
Murphy, you started this, get out!
508
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,332
[rock music starts]
509
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,251
[cheering]
510
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,504
[Nuber] I have newfound respect for you.
511
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:03,632
Ah!
512
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,676
One, two, three, heave!
513
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:06,844
[Bill] Ah!
514
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,846
- [Bill whimpers]
- [crowd gasps]
515
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:12,141
Hey look!
That kid's got a fucking stinger!
516
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,518
Check out his little front tail!
517
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,602
[crowd laughs]
518
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:16,687
And he's playing with it!
519
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,064
Look at him go!
520
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,524
[all laughing]
521
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,235
[Frank] Rosie...
522
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:28,157
Look, I can't blame you if you never want
to set foot in that airport again.
523
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,868
But I'd miss you.
You're the best man I know.
524
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,414
And eating lunch with you
is the only decent part of my day.
525
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:40,252
Frank, I know you mean well
and I love you like a brother.
526
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:43,714
But I think I've had
enough of white people for one day.
527
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:45,298
Okay.
528
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,300
I get it.
529
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,428
Maybe I don't.
530
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,181
See you around.
531
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:56,936
[door opens and closes]
532
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,065
So, uh, you going to Kentucky?
533
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:05,569
No. They know I'm coming back
to that airport tomorrow.
534
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,780
I got a wife. I got kids...
535
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:10,449
which means I got no choice.
536
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,912
Can I get your cousin's phone number?
537
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,839
My fucking life is over.
538
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,841
It's over.
539
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,426
It's fucking over.
540
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:30,969
[Bridget] Hey, you.
541
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:32,679
Hey.
542
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,807
You streaked the whole pool.
543
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:36,224
Yup.
544
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,812
- You're such a badass!
- Huh?
545
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,815
You don't give a shit
what anybody thinks, do you?
546
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:46,110
Uh, nope. That's me. Don't give a shit.
547
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:49,029
- Want to walk home with me?
- Sure.
548
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,113
Yeah.
549
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,866
Hanging out with girls now, you fairy?
550
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:55,119
Go shit in your fist, fuck face!
551
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,370
Ah!
552
00:24:57,204 --> 00:25:00,207
Whoa, you're kind of a badass too.
553
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,418
- Aw, shut up.
- [chuckles]
554
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,378
- [grunts]
- Come on.
555
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,306
Your mommy had a big win today.
556
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,267
A big win.
557
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,853
I sold five Forkoontulas.
558
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,604
Even Maureen bought one.
559
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,857
I can't wait to tell your dad.
560
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,692
He should be home any minute now.
561
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,154
[radio announcer] And that
stray, crippled dog covered in mange,
562
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:35,325
who nobody wanted,
turned out to be Rin-Tin-Tin.
563
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,203
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564
00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:43,500
You've had a hard day.
Your boss is barking at you.
565
00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:45,836
The missus is barking at you.
566
00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:48,422
The last thing you need
is your feet barking at you.
567
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:52,885
Turteltaub and Sons Aluminum Foot Powder
is your ticket to a luxury vacation...
568
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,429
[sighs] Which Sue will I get tonight?
569
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,680
- [pounding on door]
- Jesus!
570
00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:58,474
Hey, soldier. How you doing?
571
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,976
Chet, it has been one hell of a day.
572
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,788
Hey, if you got a few minutes,
I've been thinking about that baby room
573
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:06,648
we're gonna build for you.
Jotted down a few ideas.
574
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,068
Jesus, when did you have time
to do all this?
575
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:10,778
Yeah, I don't sleep that good.
576
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,738
Hey, maybe later
we could talk about the plans.
577
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,323
After you unwind with your family.
578
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,246
How about right now?
579
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,247
[Chet] All right then.
580
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,500
One cold brew reporting for duty.
581
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,544
So, kind of getting my initial thoughts
down for this here room
582
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,630
and I know early on
we're gonna have a baby room.
583
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:33,008
So, you get your crib chair and get
your folding table, changing table,
584
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:35,094
and then, as that boy gets older,
585
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,930
well bam, you got yourself
a gun rack area right here.
586
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,640
Plenty of space on that there wall
587
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,184
to hang up them animal trophies
from when y'all go hunting.
588
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:45,354
And then, maybe even a sink in this area.
Plumbing's my specialty.
589
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,439
Don't you even think about price.
590
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:50,293
You can do the skinning right there,
skin them animals, bring them back raw.
591
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,277
These are just spit-firing ideas,
of course.
592
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,612
Then I thought we could turn it
593
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,548
into a thing
where you can kind of bolt the door.
594
00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,241
Maybe have an interrogation table...
595
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,952
We like to call it
the "What really happened" table. Uh...
596
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,638
And of course,
you get all the tools for that.
597
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:04,665
You know, all the little spikes
and nails and needles and glue
598
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,126
and all the shit you need
to get them to truth talkers.
599
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:10,212
Other option, option B, is you go ahead
600
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,841
and you kind of make yourself
a when-the-world-ends room.
601
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,635
So, you get some slot holes in here,
gun holes in here.
602
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,595
Run it up your flag pole,
see if you salute it.
603
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,140
- [mechanical whirring]
- [gunshot]