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[Les Crane's "Desiderata" playing]

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<i>♪ Desiderata ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Desiderata ♪</i>

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[man reciting over music]
<i>Go placidly amid the noise and haste</i>

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<i>And remember what peace
There may be in silence</i>

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<i>As far as possible, without surrender
Be on good terms with all persons</i>

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<i>Avoid loud and aggressive persons</i>

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<i>They are vexations to the spirit</i>

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[female chorus]
<i>♪ You are a child of the universe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No less than the trees and the stars
You have a right to be here ♪</i>

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- [doorbell rings]
- I bet that's the crib being delivered.

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And we've got
a beautiful room to put it in.

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Mr. Murphy?

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No, but I'm fucking his wife!

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[laughs] I'm just kidding, young fella.
Let me have that.

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I'll gladly sign for it.

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[gasps] You can put the crib
in the new room at the back of the house.

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Congratulations on your blessed event.

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And on behalf of the city, you are hereby
ordered to tear that illegal room down.

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Tear it down?

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I'm from
the Department of Buildings and Safety.

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We received a tip
from a concerned neighbor

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that you built that add-on
without a permit.

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Oh, you got to be shitting me.

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It's a safety hazard.

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Nobody's gonna get hurt in there.
It's just for a baby!

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A hundred and fifty dollar fine,

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plus 50 more each day
the structure remains standing.

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- [gasps] Oh, Jesus, no!
- You made a pregnant lady cry, asshole!

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Is that what you do all day?
Crush people's dreams?

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Only until five. Then I go swing dancing.

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- You never had a mother?
- [Sue sobs]

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You were just born
with that clipboard in your hand?

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Well, fuck your mother for having you!

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What neighbor would rat me out?

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No fucking way.

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[Frank] It was Chet.

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My God, Sue, you were right about him.

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[Sue] He's just standing
in the middle of the street.

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[Frank] What a sadistic piece of shit.

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[sobs]

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I have a COD delivery
for some happy parents.

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Get that fucking thing out of here!

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I didn't knock her up.

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[Redbone's
"Come and Get Your Love" playing]

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<i>♪ Come and get your love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come and get your love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come and get your love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come and get your love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come and get your love now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come and get your love now ♪</i>

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[grunts] Ah!

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<i>♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come and get your love now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come and get your love now ♪</i>

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[boom]

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[railroad cop]
<i>Now which two bindle buddies</i>

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<i>would like to play
for Hobo Jojo's Coal Car Of Toys?</i>

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<i>- Pick me, Hobo Jojo!</i>
- [all]<i> Pick me!</i>

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All right, we know
the secret to winning the ring toss.

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Now we just have to figure out how to get
picked by Hobo Jojo to play the game.

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I've watched more than a thousand episodes
over the past two years.

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Fifty-eight percent of the time
he's chosen blonde-haired kids.

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That's not good for us.

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You know... You know what?

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- You know wha... You know what?
- Patience, Anthony.

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One hundred percent of the time
it's not a colored child.

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[Anthony] Um, um, um... But...

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- [Anthony laughs]
<i>- The lucky contestants are...</i>

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That lady swallowed a baby
just like Maureen's mommy did.

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<i>These two happy tykes here!</i>

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Their mother is with child.

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<i>You radiate elegance from your pores.</i>

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<i>I want to sculpt you in marble.</i>

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<i>Okay, Hobo Jojo, move it along now.</i>

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<i>Back off, Ray.</i>

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A pregnant lady is the only thing
that has never failed.

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If we can get your mom
to bring us to the show,

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we're guaranteed to get picked!

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Are you sure that'll work?

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[Hobo Jojo]<i> My God, I bet your areolas
are massive.</i>

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That gypsy clown should be shot.
He'd know what to do!

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[Bob]<i> Frank, I hate
to bother you on your day off.</i>

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Oh, who am I kidding?
I enjoy it immensely.

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We've got a major problem.

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I need you over at the airport now!

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Bob, I've got a family emergency here.

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<i>Well, I have a Mohican family emergency!</i>

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The unveiling ceremony
for the 747's coming up

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and your new runway is totally fucked.

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It has a 13 degree tilt!

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- [tires screeching]
- [passengers screaming]

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Bob, why did you hire your cousin
to pave it?

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The guy works at a bank.

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I shot my mouth off at a family barbecue
during a pulled pork blackout.

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You got to help me, Frank!

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Jesus Christ, calm down, Bob.

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I'll be in there first thing
in the morning. I'll take care of it,

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and the runway will be fine
in time for the party.

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- [screaming]
- Thank you, Frank.

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You have a special place
in the two working chambers of my heart.

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How much shit can one man eat?

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- [bowl smashing]
- Ow!

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Quit fucking around and hang it up.

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As you wish, father.

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[Frank] Don't you "father" me! I'll put
you through that fucking wall!

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[dripping]

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[Bob]<i> I heard cereal through the phone.</i>

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[rock music playing]

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Hey, guys.

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What are you doing here, Kevin?

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My mom shouldn't have let you back here.

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Oh, she's passed out.

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Don't worry, I rolled her on her side
like you showed me.

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Listen, uh... I know you kicked me
out of the band

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because I was playing depressing music
and I was a dick about it.

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But I had a revelation about my life

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when I was drowning for the second time.

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The old Kevin is dead.

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But with every death, there is new life.

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In my house we call them maggots.

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[plays guitar riff]

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I was lost but now I'm found.

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And I miss you guys.

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I'm sorry for being a dildo,
and I really hope you can take me back.

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- Okay.
- Great!

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But no more Elfin King shit.

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You're on rhythm guitar.

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No singing, no 17-minute solos.

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No capes. Not even at rehearsal.

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Whatever you say. I won't let you down.

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All right, then let's get you started

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on the set list for our gig next Sunday.

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We open with our Lifted Riffs cover,
"Stroke My Weanis to Venus,"

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then it's all originals written by Ben:
"Born Underweight,"

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"Ten Cents in Michigan,"

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"Sleeping at the Bottom
of the Staircase to Heaven."

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Well, Bridget... goodbye forever.

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Uh... Hi, Jimmy...

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[Jimmy] ♪<i> Fuck you, Bill Murphy</i> ♪

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<i>♪ I'll fuck your eye hole, Bill Murphy ♪</i>

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If you kill me
I'll haunt the shit out of you!

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Ow!

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I warned you to stay away from my sister.

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Why do you hate me?

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I'm protecting you.

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Bridget is fucking possessed.

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Her first words were...

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[demonic babbling]

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Wait. You're not trying to kill me?

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Why would I do that?

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You're my best friend.

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You beat me up all the time!

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- No, I don't!
- Ah!

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Say I'm your best friend
or I'll drown you in a puddle!

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[Bridget] Hey!

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Get out of here before I put
nail polish in your insulin again.

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Oh, man! Oh, man!

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I still can't see out my left eye!

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[grunts] Oh, man! Oh, man!

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Hey, you.

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Oh, hi.

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What's this, huh?

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Uh... Just some pictures,

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and the stuff you made me steal
from the cemetery.

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I want you to know

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I'm cool now
with you breaking up with me.

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I didn't break up with you.

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Uh... Yes, you did.

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Uh... No, I didn't.

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"Thank you for 11 great days"?

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[scoffs]

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You fucking redheaded piece of shit!

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Nobody breaks up with me.
I break up with you!

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You did break up with me!

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The fuck I did!

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I'm gonna get you for this.

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No more Mr. Nice Bridget.

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You were being nice?

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"Think of me
whenever you think of this room."

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Fucking war criminal.

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God damn it!

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Oh, he built this well.

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[grunts]

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Such fine craftsmanship.

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Frank, calm down.
You're gonna give yourself a stroke.

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Yeah, I'll give him a stroke.

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Right to the back of his fucking head.

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How about a little support, Susan? Huh?

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I'm devastated, too, Frank!

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But this is a cul-de-sac, not Korea.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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This is now officially a war zone.

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Frank.

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I know this guy. He's just beginning.

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He's gonna do to this family
what he did to Nguyen-Nguyen's village.

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The only difference is he's not gonna
fuck me when he's done.

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Frank, focus. I hate him too.

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I was the first one to hate Chet.

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It's not a competition, Sue.

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I'm just saying right now we need
to concentrate on knocking this room down.

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You've got plenty of friends around here

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who I'm sure would be
more than happy to help.

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[Goomer] Boom boom goes the Goom Goom!

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- [water splashing]
- [Otto] Oh, this is so much fun.

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See that? Now this is a party!

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Son of a bitch.

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Look, Otto, I'm pruney like you.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, look how long I can hold my breath.

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Hey!

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Frank, good to see you.

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I just put together
a last minute pool party.

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Jesus, you look like hell.
What have you been up to?

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You know good and goddamn well
what I've been up to.

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The city's making me tear
my baby's room down

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because you called the building
department and ratted me out.

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My God, that's awful.
Well, I would never do that.

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Oh, bullshit,

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- you fucking two-faced snake.
- Frank, whoa, take it easy.

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Yeah, have a dip with us.

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Me and Vic are having a splash fight.

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And Nguyen-Nguyen's been kind enough
to cook us up some hot dogs.

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Right, Dumpling?

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[splashing]

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Oh, okay.

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I love hot dogs.

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Many animals in one tube.

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Don't you see what's going on here?

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He's using all of you to get back at me.

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Frank, why would I want to tear
your room down?

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I threw my back out building it.

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Oh, it's true.
I saw it all from your bathroom.

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He did it because he's nuts!

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Look at this note he left.

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"Think of me
whenever you think of this room."

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I don't know.
That sounds pretty nice to me, Frank.

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Only a piece of shit would be that nice.

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Don't you fucking people see it?

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00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,294
He gave up his holiday weekend
to work his ass off

244
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,671
to build a beautiful room for me for free

245
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,132
just so he could call the city
and have it torn down.

246
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,844
And then he smiled at me
while tossing a softball up and down.

247
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,555
And he made my dream come true
and took me up in a jet!

248
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,016
He told a snack guy I was important!

249
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,895
Don't you get it? It's all part
of his evil scheme to punish me

250
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,980
because my wife hit a home run off him!

251
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,899
It's so fucking obvious!

252
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,359
Frank, are you all right?

253
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,070
You know the VA offers
free psychiatric help.

254
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,157
Everyone here is with me, Chet,
and we're all leaving together.

255
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,867
Right?

256
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,929
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

257
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,580
Mellow out, Frank.

258
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,248
Nama-stay, don't nama-go.

259
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,668
Ah, Christ, Vic, you were smarter
when you were using narcotics.

260
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,547
[chuckles] Okay. That's enough for me
to get started again. Whoo!

261
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,758
Thanks for the permission, Frank.

262
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:57,842
[laughs]

263
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:01,930
He was doing so well
and you pushed him over the edge.

264
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:05,141
Don't you have some pants
to steal, you sicko?

265
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,435
I don't know
what the fuck that means, Evelyn!

266
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,938
Frank, we're gonna walk away.

267
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,524
We just need to ignore Chet and
we'll never have to deal with him again.

268
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,026
Yeah, I'll ignore Chet.

269
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,736
And I'll ignore all of you!

270
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,863
You are no longer my neighbors!

271
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,953
[gasps for air]

272
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,205
Was anyone timing me?

273
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,088
[Marmalade's "Reflections of My Life"
playing]

274
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,750
<i>♪ The changing ♪</i>

275
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,878
<i>♪ Of sunlight ♪</i>

276
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,422
<i>♪ To moonlight ♪</i>

277
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:40,760
<i>♪ Reflections of my life ♪</i>

278
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:46,099
<i>♪ Oh, how they fill my eyes ♪</i>

279
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,021
<i>♪ The greetings ♪</i>

280
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,190
<i>♪ Of people ♪</i>

281
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,651
<i>♪ In trouble ♪</i>

282
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:01,072
<i>♪ Reflections of my life ♪</i>

283
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:07,578
<i>♪ Oh, how they fill my eyes ♪</i>

284
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:14,294
<i>♪ Oh, my sorrows ♪</i>

285
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:19,007
<i>♪ Sad tomorrows ♪</i>

286
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,678
<i>♪ Take me back ♪</i>

287
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,723
<i>♪ To my own home ♪</i>

288
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,141
God, this is well-built!

289
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,479
<i>♪ Oh, my crying ♪</i>

290
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,523
<i>♪ Oh, my crying ♪</i>

291
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:39,277
<i>♪ Feel I'm dying, dying ♪</i>

292
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,990
<i>♪ Take me back ♪</i>

293
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:48,536
<i>♪ To my own home ♪</i>

294
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,375
<i>Thank you, Governor Lester Maddox,
for stopping by.</i>

295
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,962
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom,

296
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,441
you're taking me and Phillip
to the show tomorrow, right? Right?

297
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,717
- Right?
- For the fifteenth time, yes, honey.

298
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,469
Leave your mother alone, Princess.

299
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,930
Sue, I need help with this tie tack.
God damn it.

300
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,825
Mom, hope you don't mind,
I borrowed your shirt.

301
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,602
It's called a blouse, Kevin,
and you look lovely.

302
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,603
It's for my show!

303
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,497
- You have a show?
- I talked about it all week!

304
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,149
Yeah, well, I've been
a little busy fixing a runway,

305
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,317
tearing down my house,

306
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,943
and pissing out 50 dollars a day,

307
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,154
thanks to Colonel Cocksucker
up the street!

308
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,530
See? Daddy says it.

309
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,948
I never say that.

310
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,993
Honey, we're not gonna
think about Chet tonight.

311
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:33,956
We're going to a nice party to unveil
your new runway at your work,

312
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,168
- where everyone loves and respects you.
- You're right.

313
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:40,463
Mom, you think it's good I'm back
with Bolo and Lex, right?

314
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,340
I mean, we're playing music I hate,

315
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,550
and I don't know if the guys
like me anymore,

316
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,428
so I just... I feel like I'm doing
whatever they say to fit in...

317
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,264
Yeah. Yeah, sounds great, honey.
Frank, we're gonna be late.

318
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,058
Be good. Go to bed at nine.

319
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,768
And don't give the dog peanut butter.

320
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,853
I know it's hilarious, but it's cruel.

321
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,651
[indistinct chatter]

322
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,238
Rosie, old buddy.

323
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,865
I hear you're running for alderman.

324
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:12,578
Have I ever told you
what a huge fan I am of integration?

325
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,622
Why are you reading that off your hand?

326
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,626
I wanted to remember the things
I feel so deeply about.

327
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,503
Cut the bullshit, Bob.

328
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,296
You think you can kiss my ass a little

329
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,299
and I'll start doing you favors
if I'm elected alderman?

330
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,218
Uh... Yes?

331
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,594
Not too shabby, huh?

332
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,358
Free booze
and we're not even at a funeral.

333
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,849
Oh, the bubbles are tickling the baby.

334
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,017
[both laugh]

335
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,979
One more practice before tomorrow.

336
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,939
It's almost my bed time.

337
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,233
See, I've already lotioned my hands.

338
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,901
You better not be slacking off on me!

339
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,822
I assure you,
I've taken my training seriously.

340
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,118
Holy shit.

341
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,212
I don't remember doing any of this.

342
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:07,300
<i>So Heidi here survived a harrowing
ten minutes in the tiger habitat.</i>

343
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,676
<i>She's my little miracle.</i>

344
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:09,844
- [laughs]
- [moos]

345
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,096
<i>I couldn't help noticing her udders.</i>

346
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,223
<i>I'm sensing she's pregnant.</i>

347
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,100
<i>Isn't she beautiful, Bingo?</i>

348
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,311
[screeching]

349
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,394
<i>Bingo, no!</i>

350
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,938
<i>Nice hands, nice hands! Nice...</i>

351
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,733
[continuous beep]

352
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,111
[sighs] Lucky cow.

353
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,196
[screams]

354
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,033
Fucking Bridget! I hate her!

355
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,910
♪ <i>Flying in a plane now</i> ♪

356
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,247
- Thank you, Tin Chicken.
- [cheering]

357
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,459
And now, to welcome our new jumbo jet,

358
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:45,296
here's the man whose people
so kindly gave up the land

359
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,382
our airport and nation are built upon,

360
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,885
Chief Feathercorn!

361
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,094
[cheering]

362
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,265
Oh, almighty sky father,

363
00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:00,394
bringer of generous leg room
and free cigars in first class,

364
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:07,026
call down your great aluminum falcon
and land him on the river of tar

365
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,154
- where mighty trees once stood.
- [cheering and applause]

366
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,698
[jet engines whirring]

367
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,287
[cheering and applause]

368
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,123
Flattest runway
east of the Mississippi, Sue.

369
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,543
[Brandy] Let's give a heap biggum
thank you

370
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:27,588
to our chief of ground services,
Frank Murphy.

371
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,633
I'm so proud of you, Frank.

372
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:34,011
And, as a special surprise,

373
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:37,306
who better to make our inaugural flight

374
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,811
than US Air Force Colonel Chet Stevenson!

375
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,604
What?

376
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,526
Oh, that is it, Jesus. I'm going Jew.

377
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,279
[rock music playing]

378
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,281
[cheering]

379
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,579
[plays wild guitar solo]

380
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,455
[tambourine jingling]

381
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,500
You were bitching.

382
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,627
How'd you get so good at guitar?

383
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,254
I don't go to school.

384
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,672
[girl] Oh!

385
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,841
Tambourine is way harder.

386
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,343
There's a lot of nuances to it,
like, do you shake it?

387
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,636
Use your hand?

388
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,263
Or hit the side of your ass?

389
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:18,806
I got bruises.

390
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,683
I don't remember seeing you up there.

391
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,020
Do you have any beer?

392
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,646
I can get beer! No problem.

393
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:26,814
Really, Murph?

394
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,608
Yeah! Anything for my bandmates.

395
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,526
I mean, who wouldn't for his best friends?

396
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,071
Can I get you guys anything else?
Beef jerky? Individual aspirin?

397
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,075
Okay, I'm on it.

398
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,163
You want to watch me
make squirrel stew in a truck tire?

399
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,457
[both] Ooh!

400
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,959
We're gonna submit it
to the Cannes Film Festival

401
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,254
under the name... [speaks French]

402
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,758
which loosely translates
to "Horizontal Romance Academy."

403
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:54,717
That's nice.

404
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,553
I got to say, this bird is a real beauty.

405
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,389
The kind of beauty
that keeps a man up at night.

406
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:04,602
That's a plane you want to get inside
and pray to God you don't break her spirit

407
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,937
when you're pounding down on the stick.

408
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,065
You want to treat her real nice.

409
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,191
[giggles]

410
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,902
It sounds like you're talking about sex.

411
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,613
- Chet... [gasps]
- I am networking right now.

412
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,282
Have you ever been
in the cockpit of an F-4?

413
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,261
I'm going to have to get you up there
sometime. It's a hell of a ride.

414
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,079
[both laugh]

415
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,205
Chet?

416
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,290
Go make yourself useful
and get us some cocktails.

417
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,917
I'm sorry.

418
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,043
That bastard.

419
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,812
I thought you said
we were gonna ignore him.

420
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,630
It's not him I care about.

421
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,926
Hey, you want to huff some leftover tar?

422
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,639
What do you want, diarrhea dick?

423
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,434
You are the worst thing
that's ever happened to me!

424
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:49,271
You painted my bike,
you hung a dummy of me!

425
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,899
I wish I never met you!

426
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,944
Just get out of my life,
you fucking psycho!

427
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,281
[sniveling]

428
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,660
Why are you so mean to me?

429
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,787
- [crying]
- Huh?

430
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,497
I'm a psycho?

431
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,834
Because I give you
all my love and attention?

432
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,003
Would a psycho look over you
while you sleep?

433
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,213
You what?

434
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,675
You think I'm a psycho!

435
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,844
No, no, please, stop crying!

436
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:26,142
You hate me just like my dad
and my brother and my mom

437
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:30,229
and my stepmom and my first stepmom!

438
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,648
No, no, no, I don't hate you.

439
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,692
Just stop crying. I didn't mean it.

440
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,736
You didn't?

441
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,572
No, of course not.

442
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:40,655
So...

443
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,033
you don't want to break up?

444
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,034
Uh...

445
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,204
No... I don't want to break up.

446
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:50,207
Good. Then be here tomorrow
and bring money.

447
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,127
You're gonna buy me
a hot dog and some smokes.

448
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,923
How the fuck did she do that?

449
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,678
Damn it, Irv, you got to get me
out of this gig.

450
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,515
I don't care if I have to suck off
the cast of F-Troop!

451
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,227
Nguyen-Nguyen, you can't keep letting Chet
treat you like this.

452
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,146
I'm fine, Sue.

453
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,774
- I'm a survivor.
- [Sue] You don't have to put up with him.

454
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,276
Sue, you're a good friend.

455
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:21,197
But don't worry.
I'm helping Chet change on inside.

456
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,699
Deep down. A little bit each day.

457
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:27,119
Nguyen-Nguyen, when you're in the middle
of it, you can't see things clearly.

458
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:30,414
I'm on the outside, and I can see
that it's not getting better.

459
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,916
It's actually getting worse.

460
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,418
You don't have to put on this brave face.

461
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,588
Brave Face? You know Moon Wolf Brave Face?

462
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,048
Is he gunning for this gig too?

463
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,966
I got to call Irv back.

464
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:44,011
Nguyen-Nguyen, you're not living
in a rice paddy anymore.

465
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,639
This is America in the 20th century.

466
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:50,476
There are things abused wives
can do to help themselves.

467
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,312
Talk to a priest, find a friendly fireman,

468
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,772
watch Phil Donahue.

469
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,690
Sue, I know what I'm doing.

470
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,983
No, you don't!

471
00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,858
Sue, this is where I work.

472
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,404
- Please don't cause a scene.
- Everything okay, Frank?

473
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,074
I hope we didn't offend Sue
talking about our sex art.

474
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,659
Leave Frank alone, you idiots.

475
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,911
Can I freshen up your malt liquor, Rosie?

476
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,621
Nothing to see here. It's personal.

477
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:11,704
What is?

478
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,375
Forget it, Chet. It's nothing.

479
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:18,254
Looks to me like Sue's trying to put
some crazy ideas in my wife's head.

480
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,047
Yeah, I'm the crazy one.

481
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:23,217
I see you, Chet, for exactly who you are.

482
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,344
An angry, sad man,

483
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,430
who has to bully his wife around
to make him feel big and strong.

484
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,684
Who had to burn down her village
just to take her as his wife.

485
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,186
Technically, village was already burning.

486
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,146
What kind of healthy marriage
is that, Chet?

487
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,023
Is she your wife or your slave?

488
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:41,151
I've always thought
slavery was wrong, Rosie,

489
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:43,696
but I would have paid top dollar for you.

490
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:44,864
[both] Shut up, Bob!

491
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:46,782
Listen, Chet.

492
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,285
I don't want anymore trouble with you.

493
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:53,497
Let's just call a cease fire
and steer clear of each other. Okay?

494
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:57,334
Frank, I don't know what I ever did to
make you feel this way about me, but sure.

495
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,046
It'll be a little difficult
to steer clear of each other, though,

496
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:04,842
because, well, Brandy's hiring me
to take over your pilot training program.

497
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:06,302
You're gonna be working here?

498
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,678
Isn't that great?

499
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:10,723
I'm gonna see you
around the neighborhood and the airport.

500
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:14,810
And if you ever get over
your crazy obsession with me,

501
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,062
we can even carpool.

502
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,232
I promise... I won't look at you.

503
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,484
Enjoy the party, Frank.

504
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,403
Always a pleasure, Sue.

505
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:26,446
Dumpling.

506
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:33,746
[man reciting over music]
<i>Therefore, be at peace with God</i>

507
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,332
<i>Whatever you conceive him to be</i>

508
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:41,670
<i>And whatever your labors and aspirations
In the noisy confusion of life</i>

509
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,089
<i>Keep peace with your soul</i>

510
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,426
<i>But do not distress yourself
With imaginings</i>

511
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:50,346
<i>Many fears are born
Of fatigue and loneliness</i>

512
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,429
You got an I.D.?

513
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,891
No. I have an idea.

514
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,851
It's called free beer! [laughs]

515
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:56,852
Ah!

516
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,229
<i>With all its drudgery and broken dreams</i>

517
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,982
<i>It is still a beautiful world</i>

518
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:07,488
[female chorus]
<i>♪ You are a child of the universe ♪</i>

519
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:10,699
<i>♪ No less than the trees and the stars ♪</i>

520
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,953
<i>♪ You have a right to be here ♪</i>

521
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,996
<i>♪ You are a child... ♪</i>

522
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,540
- [beep]
- [robotic voice]<i> Two new messages.</i>

523
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,378
<i>Hey, buddy. It's Chet. Fun night, huh?</i>

524
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:26,590
<i>Well, I am just enjoying a nice bowl
of</i> cao lau<i> right now,</i>

525
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:30,260
<i>in my house
that is not under sanctions by the city,</i>

526
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,471
<i>just, you know,
snuggling up with my dumpling.</i>

527
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,682
<i>Can you believe
we're gonna be work buddies now?</i>

528
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,142
<i>Man, I am so blessed.</i>

529
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:39,979
<i>Sometimes I think, "Chet, what kind
of goodness you putting out there</i>

530
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:43,649
<i>that just gets you so blessed with
these kinds of situations all the time?"</i>

531
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:47,027
<i>Anyway, I did notice something
at the party tonight.</i>

532
00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,279
<i>You know, Sue seemed a little tense.</i>

533
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:50,781
<i>Kind of wound too tight.</i>

534
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,075
<i>Now, I am certainly not a doctor,</i>

535
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:57,162
<i>but I think she's got
a bad case of the hornies.</i>

536
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,664
That son of a bitch!

537
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:01,250
[Chet]<i> The cure for that is real simple.
What you need to do...</i>

538
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,919
[Robotic voice]<i> Second message.</i>

539
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,921
[Chet]<i> It's me again.
The machine cut me off.</i>

540
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:10,801
<i>Anyway, you need to get her
on her tummy and show her who's boss.</i>

541
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:13,554
<i>Next time she starts
all her nonsense yapping,</i>

542
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:17,182
<i>she should wake up
with a saluting soldier right in her face,</i>

543
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,560
<i>ready for action.
Take that mean right out of her.</i>

544
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,062
He is a fucking dead man!

545
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:26,025
[Chet]<i> Anyway, you want to drive to work
on Monday, or should I pick you up?</i>

546
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,735
- [beep]
- [screams]

547
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,196
I'm gonna kill him.

548
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,449
I'm gonna beat that smirk
right off his fucking face.

549
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:34,408
Frank.

550
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,243
Sue, do not try to stop me.

551
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,954
I'm not gonna stop you,
I'm gonna join you.

552
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,165
How many slices do you want?

553
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,128
I didn't do anything!

554
00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:51,550
They're at Chet's house.

555
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,801
Nguyen-Nguyen!

556
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,929
[gasps] What has he done to her?

557
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,556
I think he's dying on her.

558
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,892
[retching and coughing]

559
00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,313
- Holy shit!
- What happened?

560
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,023
The wife was poisoning his noodles.

561
00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:06,982
[all] What?

562
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,401
Threw up two gallons of floor cleanser.

563
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:11,987
Poor bastard smells
like he just blew Mr. Clean.

564
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:15,240
I innocent. No talk English good.

565
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:20,120
I was changing Chet
a little bit at a time,

566
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:24,958
but tonight I got tired of waiting
and poured in the whole bottle.

567
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,796
I told you, Sue. I'm a survivor.

568
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,923
I... I...

569
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,342
Book me, Danno.

570
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,551
[car door opens and closes]

571
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:35,469
[car engine starts]

572
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:38,889
[sirens wailing]

573
00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:42,976
Man didn't know what was going on
under his own roof.

574
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,315
[phone ringing]

575
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:53,946
[beep]

576
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:57,032
[robotic voice]
<i>Leave a message at the tone.</i>

577
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,619
[Kevin]<i> Mom? Dad? Are you there?</i>

578
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,789
<i>It's me, Kevin. Your son.</i>

579
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:05,707
<i>From the basement.</i>

580
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,459
<i>Uh...</i>

581
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:08,961
<i>I'm at the police station.</i>

582
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:13,215
<i>I got arrested and...
I need you to bail me out.</i>

583
00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,510
<i>Hello? Are you there?</i>

584
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,012
<i>Mom? Dad?</i>

585
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,598
<i>Mr. Goomer, are you listening?</i>

586
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,310
<i>Oh, no, if I have a criminal record,</i>

587
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:28,147
<i>will I still be able
to get a job as a rock star?</i>

588
00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:31,525
<i>Maureen? Major?</i>

589
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:33,735
<i>Come on!</i>

590
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:37,364
<i>Oh, man, I knew I should've called Bolo.</i>

591
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,578
<i>Dad, they need my Social Security number.</i>

592
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:46,123
<i>I just said it was seven... is that it?</i>

593
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,042
It's only one number, right?

594
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,962
- [mechanical whirring]
- [gunshot]