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Ooh. (chuckles)

2
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How's Sam's acting
career going these days?

3
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Oh, I don't know.

4
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Just a bunch of bawdy bit
parts on her little cartoons.

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(laughs)

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I mean, she has a skill,

7
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but she's never sparkled
the way they do here.

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The way they need to,
to be taken seriously.

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Huh. Mmm. (chuckles)

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It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it?

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And yet she lords it

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over us all as if
she's Elizabeth Taylor.

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Lords it over you?

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You should see the way she talks.

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(imitates Sam): "I need you
to help me with the girls

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so I can work."

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What a laugh...

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To call that work.

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Now, Gloria works.

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Yes, I do.

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How many houses do you clean

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in one day?

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I clean a lot of houses.

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Lord.

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And this little pig I raised

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complains "No one helps me."

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REPORTER: Tom and Harriet
Banks are the lucky...

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SAM (in distance): Why
does nobody help me?!

29
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The pair came forward
and claimed their...

30
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It's true.

31
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She's a stuck-up little pig. Ooh.

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And she's got her fucking
father's Jewish features.

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My God, if I knew I was going to have to

34
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stare into his face long after he died,

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I wouldn't have had her.

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Hmm. Well, you're blessed

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to have her, though.

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She's caring for you, isn't she?

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And you should see
her hold that over me.

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Mom. Look.

41
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I'm happy to have you here

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so you can be near the girls.

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But you can't do pop-ins
whenever you want.

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I need boundaries.

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(footsteps departing)

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- (door slams)
- SAM: Sorry!

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The thing that's so crude about her

48
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is that half of her wealth

49
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comes from when she
was working as a child,

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which is really a credit to me.

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Once she was on her own, her career

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went south and she couldn't
even hold onto her husband.

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Sweet man.

54
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A really good boy of
northern extraction,

55
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but she chased him
away. Chased him away.

56
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Now she's raising the
three girls on her own?

57
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Well, if you call that raising them.

58
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They're horrid.

59
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They're my grands and I love them,

60
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but I only really like Duke,

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the little one.

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She's my special project.

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Just remember not to repeat the mistakes

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of every female in our family.

65
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Now, shh, this is a secret.

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Because you have a right to
know where we all went wrong.

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Now, I'm going to tell
you the worst of it,

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so you never have to
think about it again.

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I do love her so.

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Sam.

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I love all of them.

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That's always been my burden.

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I love too much.

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I forgive too much.

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(knocking)

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Oh.

77
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- What?
- Hi, Phil. I need a minute with you.

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- Hi!
- You see?

79
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What?

80
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Mom. What is this?

81
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I'm sure I don't know.

82
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It says that you're applying
to re-mortgage this house.

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Mom.

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This house is not yours.

85
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It certainly is.

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No. I bought you this house

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under my name.

88
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I'm already extended up the ass

89
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<i>and I finally</i>

90
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have some equity in this place.

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Go ahead and threaten me.

92
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So I'm canceling...

93
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Wh-What?

94
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Go ahead and threaten me.

95
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Take the house.

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Kick me out.

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Throw me on the street.

98
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Make me a homeless, broken woman.

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Take my clothes,

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take my rings.

101
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You don't scare me.

102
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- Phil.
- Hmm?

103
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I'm just gonna step around all of that

104
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and ask you to never do this again.

105
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No.

106
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No.

107
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Thank you.

108
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Bye!

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Whatever you say.

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♪ Mother, you had me ♪

111
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♪ But I never had you ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ I wanted you ♪

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♪ You didn't want me. ♪

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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♪ ♪

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PHYLLIS: If you'll follow me,

118
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I'll show you the Caravaggio exhibit.

119
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Thought to be his most important.

120
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You'll notice the resemblance
with the Impressionists,

121
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and yet he's more disciplined,

122
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more concerned with form than they are.

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Thank you.

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I think, maybe...

125
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we're gonna just look
around by ourselves instead.

126
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Sorry.

127
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Oh. All right.

128
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WOMAN: Phyllis!

129
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- Phyllis, come!
- What?

130
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The Egyptian works just arrived!

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(gasps)

132
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Oh...

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Wow.

134
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Oh, my God. It's Usurpa.

135
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Which one is that?

136
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She was the first queen to rule Egypt.

137
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They found her tomb
and this is all hers.

138
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Come, let me show you my favorite.

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♪ ♪

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(laughs)

141
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Oh.

142
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How wonderful.

143
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(gasps)

144
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Oh.

145
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Oh, Jennie.

146
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♪ ♪

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I did put it back.

148
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(sighs) Phyllis.

149
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I saw you take it.

150
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I know.

151
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I don't know what to say.

152
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- I never stole anything in my life.
- You stole that ring.

153
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Doesn't matter what you did before.

154
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And I saw you do it.

155
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I'm so ashamed.

156
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Man, this is...

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(sighs)

158
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You volunteer here, Phyllis.

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And I don't want to turn in an old lady.

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Maybe you should turn me in.

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Maybe it's best.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm, wait,
hold on, hold on. Just...

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- Damn it, hold on.
- I wasn't gonna keep it.

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I don't think.

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God.

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I just...

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I haven't been myself.

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Sometimes...

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I just don't know what's going on.

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I get to the end of a day, and I'm...

171
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... not sure what happened.

172
00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,265
Well, maybe if you...

173
00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:06,962
I... I'll leave

174
00:08:07,517 --> 00:08:08,829
and never come back.

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00:08:08,854 --> 00:08:11,939
Uh... (clears throat) I'll
quit my docent position.

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They won't care.

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No one will care.

178
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I'll leave here... never come back.

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Phyllis?

180
00:08:21,679 --> 00:08:23,484
No. Phyllis!

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♪ If you get lost ♪

182
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♪ In the fog tonight ♪

183
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♪ Will you cry? ♪

184
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♪ If you go out and you cannot see ♪

185
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♪ Will you die? ♪

186
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♪ If you get swallowed
by clouds tonight ♪

187
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♪ Will you wake up
in your own skin? ♪

188
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♪ Or will you become
someone else, maybe him? ♪

189
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(keys jingling)

190
00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:05,531
(sighs)

191
00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:11,965
(scoffs)

192
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♪ ♪

193
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♪ If you go out,
but you cannot see ♪

194
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- ♪ Will you die? ♪
- (sighs)

195
00:09:52,041 --> 00:09:56,710
♪ If you get swallowed
by clouds tonight ♪

196
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♪ Will you wake up ♪

197
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- ♪ In your own skin? ♪
- (clicks tongue)

198
00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:06,220
♪ Or will you become
someone else, maybe him? ♪

199
00:10:19,635 --> 00:10:21,286
(inhales loudly through nose)

200
00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:28,302
(humming)

201
00:10:29,821 --> 00:10:30,888
(yells)

202
00:10:30,912 --> 00:10:33,607
Yeah, she said she
was staying at her friend's house,

203
00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:36,246
but they just went downtown,
and they were up all night,

204
00:10:36,271 --> 00:10:38,154
I guess clubbing.

205
00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:40,442
Oh, I know that story.

206
00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,778
- (scoffs) I'm sure you do.
- SAM: Listen,

207
00:10:42,819 --> 00:10:45,513
my girls want to meet you.

208
00:10:48,099 --> 00:10:49,918
Whoops?
Too soon?

209
00:10:49,954 --> 00:10:53,388
- No. No, actually I was...
- What?

210
00:10:53,424 --> 00:10:55,190
N-No, it's nothing.

211
00:10:55,226 --> 00:10:56,759
Yes, something.

212
00:10:56,794 --> 00:10:58,651
I want to know what you were gonna say.

213
00:10:58,676 --> 00:11:00,309
Look, you don't have to meet them.

214
00:11:00,334 --> 00:11:01,900
I'm not putting pressure on you.

215
00:11:01,936 --> 00:11:03,602
Actually, I-I was...

216
00:11:03,637 --> 00:11:05,771
I was wondering when you were gonna ask.

217
00:11:05,806 --> 00:11:08,640
I-I didn't want to be pushy
and ask to meet them, but...

218
00:11:08,676 --> 00:11:11,143
Oh. Oh, so I'm too late?

219
00:11:11,178 --> 00:11:13,145
No, no. Ugh.

220
00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:15,747
Sorry. Please. I-I
want to meet your girls.

221
00:11:15,783 --> 00:11:17,449
No. Forget it.

222
00:11:17,485 --> 00:11:18,884
Forget it now.

223
00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:20,252
They changed their minds.

224
00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:23,047
- Oh, they did?
- Yeah.

225
00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:25,457
- Forget the whole thing.
- (Robin laughs)

226
00:11:25,493 --> 00:11:28,393
- Okay, sure.
- Okay.

227
00:11:29,229 --> 00:11:30,629
Hey, Sam?

228
00:11:30,664 --> 00:11:32,264
- Yeah?
- I really...

229
00:11:32,299 --> 00:11:34,633
- (beep)
- Oh.

230
00:11:34,668 --> 00:11:36,602
- (beep)
- My phone just went boop. What?

231
00:11:36,637 --> 00:11:37,903
No, I... I just said that...

232
00:11:37,929 --> 00:11:41,164
- (beep)
- I'm sorry, buddy. I'm getting a call.

233
00:11:41,815 --> 00:11:43,742
It's okay. Uh, take the call.

234
00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:46,512
Yes, I want to meet your girls.

235
00:11:46,547 --> 00:11:47,946
- Okay.
- ROBIN: Bye.

236
00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:49,748
Bye.

237
00:11:49,783 --> 00:11:51,150
Hello? Hi.

238
00:11:51,185 --> 00:11:53,519
Honey, do you still
have your old headshots?

239
00:11:53,554 --> 00:11:55,587
The ones where you're wearing the hat?

240
00:11:55,623 --> 00:11:57,422
Oh. I don't know. Why?

241
00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:58,969
Well, someone wants
to put you in a movie,

242
00:11:58,993 --> 00:12:00,325
but you're dead the whole movie,

243
00:12:00,361 --> 00:12:02,132
so they just see a picture.

244
00:12:02,157 --> 00:12:04,863
And they want pictures
of you from earlier.

245
00:12:04,899 --> 00:12:06,265
Earlier?

246
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,933
You mean younger?

247
00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:10,510
- (beep)
- SAM: Oh. Wait. I'm getting a call.

248
00:12:10,535 --> 00:12:12,101
You have to go?

249
00:12:12,126 --> 00:12:14,039
I don't know this number.
I'm not getting it.

250
00:12:14,074 --> 00:12:16,041
- Okay.
- SAM: Okay.

251
00:12:16,076 --> 00:12:17,509
I guess I'll just look

252
00:12:17,545 --> 00:12:19,711
for younger pictures
when I wasn't gross.

253
00:12:19,747 --> 00:12:21,613
You're not gross. Don't say that.

254
00:12:21,649 --> 00:12:24,483
I'll say whatever I want.
I love you. How are you?

255
00:12:24,518 --> 00:12:25,684
Okay. I love you, too. Bye.

256
00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:26,844
Bye.

257
00:12:34,313 --> 00:12:35,751
MAN: Hello, I'm calling

258
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for Sam Fox from St. John's Hospital.

259
00:12:38,016 --> 00:12:40,165
Your mother Phyllis is
here in the emergency room.

260
00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:44,469
Please call us back
at 818-555-6943.

261
00:12:44,989 --> 00:12:46,923
- (click)
- Shit.

262
00:12:51,883 --> 00:12:53,178
Her ankle's fractured,

263
00:12:53,954 --> 00:12:56,248
and there is a dual
fracture of her fibula.

264
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SAM: Oh, my God.

265
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,887
She can't leave here
for about five days.

266
00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:04,509
And when she gets home,
she's going to need some care.

267
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,618
SAM: Phil?

268
00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,480
What happened?

269
00:13:10,418 --> 00:13:13,020
Did she tell anybody what happened?

270
00:13:13,045 --> 00:13:14,445
Not that I know of,

271
00:13:14,635 --> 00:13:16,335
but I'll check back
with you this evening.

272
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,694
Okay. Thank you.

273
00:13:20,747 --> 00:13:22,106
(sighs)

274
00:13:22,895 --> 00:13:24,207
Mom?

275
00:13:25,059 --> 00:13:26,434
Mom?

276
00:13:29,717 --> 00:13:31,817
(inhales sharply)

277
00:13:40,761 --> 00:13:42,961
Mom?

278
00:13:42,997 --> 00:13:44,496
Mom?

279
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,433
I'm so sorry you got hurt.

280
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,524
What's going on?

281
00:13:53,102 --> 00:13:54,973
Are you mad at me?

282
00:13:57,694 --> 00:13:58,904
Why aren't you... ?

283
00:13:58,929 --> 00:14:00,694
I want to go back home.

284
00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:07,052
I know that, kid, but did
you hear what the doctor said?

285
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:09,321
You got to stay here
for, like, five days

286
00:14:09,356 --> 00:14:11,507
until your leg sets or whatever.

287
00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:15,935
I want to go... back.

288
00:14:23,816 --> 00:14:25,263
(sighs)

289
00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:40,286
It's okay.

290
00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:45,692
Want an ice chip?

291
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,762
No.

292
00:14:48,608 --> 00:14:49,968
Just you.

293
00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:52,464
Okay, I'm here.

294
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,694
(sighs)

295
00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,194
You want to watch TCM?

296
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:04,202
Okay. It's right over there.

297
00:15:05,512 --> 00:15:07,813
(inhales loudly through nose)

298
00:15:08,246 --> 00:15:10,357
(sighs loudly)

299
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:17,298
(ringtone playing)

300
00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:21,458
Hello.

301
00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:24,576
SAM: Hi. Yeah, listen,
Mom is in the hospital.

302
00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:26,927
- Oh, my God.
- No, it's not that kind of

303
00:15:26,952 --> 00:15:27,982
"in the hospital" yet.

304
00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:30,091
You can stay in Texas, bro, but...

305
00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:31,747
we need to talk.

306
00:15:31,787 --> 00:15:34,388
Okay, but I would still like to know

307
00:15:34,423 --> 00:15:36,757
why my mother is in the hospital.

308
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,325
Oh, would you?

309
00:15:38,361 --> 00:15:40,327
Then maybe come see her once a year.

310
00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:41,405
Jesus.

311
00:15:41,437 --> 00:15:43,070
Yeah. Me, too.

312
00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:46,373
Listen, I need to figure
this out. I need your help.

313
00:15:46,883 --> 00:15:48,288
- Okay.
- SAM: Don't worry.

314
00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:50,285
<i>I'm not asking you to do anything.</i>

315
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:54,796
I just... don't... think

316
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,038
I can keep Mom in that house anymore.

317
00:15:58,475 --> 00:16:01,944
And she's gonna be in this
hospital for about five days.

318
00:16:01,969 --> 00:16:04,691
- What happened to her?
- Broken foot, Marion.

319
00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:07,635
She broke her foot in
about 50 places. Jesus.

320
00:16:07,671 --> 00:16:09,637
Please listen to me.

321
00:16:09,673 --> 00:16:11,039
I'm listening.

322
00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:13,006
I feel like I have a window here.

323
00:16:13,031 --> 00:16:14,830
And I need to make a move.

324
00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:18,313
I want to... find a home for Mom.

325
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:21,374
(sighs) A place to put her.

326
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:24,652
Like a dying lady, lonely place

327
00:16:24,688 --> 00:16:26,999
where mean young people put their mom.

328
00:16:28,606 --> 00:16:32,184
(sighs) And if I can find
a place while she's here,

329
00:16:32,629 --> 00:16:35,426
then I could... shit.

330
00:16:35,685 --> 00:16:37,817
Like, ambush her.

331
00:16:38,478 --> 00:16:40,178
And take her there from here.

332
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,442
Okay.

333
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,915
So you need me to
contribute financially.

334
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:46,075
No, I don't, Marion!

335
00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:47,939
You want me to help find a place?

336
00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:50,411
No. Marion, I don't
want you to do anything.

337
00:16:50,447 --> 00:16:51,650
I got it.

338
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:54,908
Then why are we talking
on the phone right now?

339
00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:57,846
Because I need you to be part of this.

340
00:16:58,624 --> 00:17:00,658
I need an accomplice.

341
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:04,594
I just need this to be our decision,

342
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:06,605
so I don't have to carry all the weight,

343
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:09,265
because... it's a lot.

344
00:17:10,124 --> 00:17:11,429
Okay.

345
00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:14,602
Whatever you need to do to care for Mom,

346
00:17:14,638 --> 00:17:16,234
it's fine with me.

347
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,101
That's what I needed to hear.

348
00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:20,753
Thanks. Bye.

349
00:17:21,928 --> 00:17:23,895
Hel-Hello? Jesus.

350
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,047
♪ ♪

351
00:17:26,082 --> 00:17:27,982
(groans)

352
00:17:29,843 --> 00:17:32,577
When my dad was 80,

353
00:17:33,028 --> 00:17:34,505
he retired from his company

354
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:37,130
and then... I had to take care of him.

355
00:17:37,494 --> 00:17:40,794
Which was hilarious, because
he hadn't spoken to me in years.

356
00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:42,786
He disowned me when I was 18.

357
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:43,942
'Cause of gay.

358
00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:46,067
Oh, no. He never cared about that.

359
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:49,671
(laughing): No, no, no. He
disowned me for voting for Dukakis.

360
00:17:49,713 --> 00:17:51,980
(laughing) Seriously.

361
00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:54,742
Oh, my God. Uh-huh. Oh,
and he loved my brothers,

362
00:17:54,778 --> 00:17:57,178
and they all would go
fishing and hunting.

363
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,380
And then when he
retired, they were gone.

364
00:17:59,677 --> 00:18:01,082
Nobody helped him.

365
00:18:01,117 --> 00:18:03,271
And there was just me. Mmm.

366
00:18:03,296 --> 00:18:05,029
So I moved back home,

367
00:18:05,221 --> 00:18:07,341
and I fed him and I cleaned him,

368
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:10,525
- and I... wiped his ass when he shit
- Ugh.

369
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,760
Until that turned into changing him.

370
00:18:12,796 --> 00:18:14,882
And he still didn't talk to me.

371
00:18:15,298 --> 00:18:17,335
- I can't believe that.
- Yeah.

372
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,701
I wiped my father's ass

373
00:18:19,736 --> 00:18:21,836
while he gave me the silent treatment.

374
00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:24,108
- Wow!
- It was awesome.

375
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,674
Yep. And then,

376
00:18:26,717 --> 00:18:29,476
he started to get... demented.

377
00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:33,247
And the crazy thing was
that when he lost his mind,

378
00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:35,338
he forgot who I was,

379
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,167
and so then he was nice to me.

380
00:18:37,971 --> 00:18:40,121
And we got to be real pals.

381
00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:42,463
Mmm. Wow.

382
00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:45,693
You've... like, on a daily
basis, we'd get along great.

383
00:18:45,729 --> 00:18:47,261
And he'd forget all about it

384
00:18:47,297 --> 00:18:49,230
and we'd start again the next morning.

385
00:18:49,265 --> 00:18:50,929
- Oh, my God, honey.
- Mm-hmm.

386
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,640
And I liked that.

387
00:18:52,902 --> 00:18:54,695
You know, but it didn't last.

388
00:18:55,338 --> 00:18:57,638
And after a while, he didn't talk,

389
00:18:57,859 --> 00:18:59,407
and neither did I,

390
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:00,975
and he stopped getting out of bed,

391
00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:03,023
and I didn't dress him anymore.

392
00:19:03,562 --> 00:19:08,049
I just kept him... hydrated
and clean until he died.

393
00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:09,484
(sighing): Ooh.

394
00:19:09,519 --> 00:19:12,286
- Oh, boy. That's...
- Yep.

395
00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:14,604
- It's a trip.
- Mmm.

396
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:19,391
The thing is, you get used
to things... being hard,

397
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,629
where you can work to make them better,

398
00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:23,221
but this isn't that.

399
00:19:23,838 --> 00:19:25,713
There's no good end to this.

400
00:19:26,385 --> 00:19:27,668
It doesn't get better.

401
00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:29,237
(sighs)

402
00:19:29,404 --> 00:19:32,635
Your mother is gonna
get worse and worse.

403
00:19:33,098 --> 00:19:34,823
And then she'll be gone.

404
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,245
Yep.

405
00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:46,312
(sighs)

406
00:20:01,355 --> 00:20:02,888
Darling.

407
00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:07,126
Yeah, Mom?

408
00:20:07,948 --> 00:20:10,534
You know that I'm so proud of you.

409
00:20:11,636 --> 00:20:13,432
You know that, don't you?

410
00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:16,604
Yeah, I know.

411
00:20:18,059 --> 00:20:21,222
And I'm so grateful to you
that you take care of me.

412
00:20:23,161 --> 00:20:26,796
And that you... keep me.

413
00:20:29,242 --> 00:20:30,919
Go to sleep, Mom.

414
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:48,267
(indistinct conversations)

415
00:20:56,177 --> 00:20:57,835
Are you gonna marry my mother?

416
00:20:58,413 --> 00:20:59,645
(chuckling): Uh...

417
00:20:59,975 --> 00:21:01,547
Uh, not today.

418
00:21:01,582 --> 00:21:04,283
Why not? Oh, you don't
love her; I get it.

419
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,155
I'm so tired.

420
00:21:09,323 --> 00:21:10,553
Oh, you are?

421
00:21:11,225 --> 00:21:12,725
Did you have a big day?

422
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,326
No. She didn't do anything today.

423
00:21:14,549 --> 00:21:15,848
She's just being a butt.

424
00:21:16,765 --> 00:21:18,178
I don't mind.

425
00:21:22,975 --> 00:21:23,969
MAX: Mom.

426
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,504
Mom.

427
00:21:26,093 --> 00:21:28,311
What? Hi. I'm here.

428
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:32,029
So, Max, do you have any
plans after high school?

429
00:21:32,444 --> 00:21:35,080
Mmm. Well, I'm graduating early,

430
00:21:35,116 --> 00:21:36,692
and then I'm gonna travel.

431
00:21:36,717 --> 00:21:38,217
Like, that's what I want to do.

432
00:21:38,242 --> 00:21:41,091
And, I don't know, I-I might
spend the summer with my dad.

433
00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:42,962
- ROBIN: Oh.
- (snorts)

434
00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:44,890
Mom.

435
00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:46,522
Sorry.

436
00:21:47,843 --> 00:21:50,003
So I'm sure you've had sex
with my mother, which is fine.

437
00:21:50,038 --> 00:21:51,304
Oh, my God.

438
00:21:51,339 --> 00:21:52,839
But are you using protection?

439
00:21:53,536 --> 00:21:55,470
Because if not, that's fine, too.

440
00:21:55,495 --> 00:21:56,761
I want a baby brother.

441
00:21:57,913 --> 00:22:01,387
(Robin and Sam laughing)

442
00:22:03,645 --> 00:22:05,598
Um...

443
00:22:05,623 --> 00:22:07,289
So, how old's your daughter?

444
00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:10,323
She's 14.

445
00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:13,259
And her mom's not around?

446
00:22:13,295 --> 00:22:15,851
No, not really; it's just me.

447
00:22:16,187 --> 00:22:18,565
FRANKIE: Wow. I think that's amazing.

448
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,840
You're raising a girl all by
yourself, that must be hard.

449
00:22:20,869 --> 00:22:22,835
Jesus Christ.

450
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,390
What? Nothing.

451
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,843
Mom, how come Nan's not here?

452
00:22:32,156 --> 00:22:34,447
(sighs)

453
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:36,301
She's just not, baby.

454
00:22:36,326 --> 00:22:38,496
Here, put some rice in your soup.

455
00:22:38,613 --> 00:22:40,513
Eat some dinner.

456
00:22:49,512 --> 00:22:50,817
- SAM: Hi.
- MARION (on phone): Hey.

457
00:22:50,842 --> 00:22:54,133
So I did some research,
and I know a guy in L.A.

458
00:22:54,169 --> 00:22:56,235
who's got a few places, real nice.

459
00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:58,044
It's called "assisted living."

460
00:22:58,069 --> 00:23:00,136
Bro, it's okay.

461
00:23:00,224 --> 00:23:02,157
Well, I want to help.

462
00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:04,850
No. I'm gonna keep her home.

463
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:07,903
I'm just gonna do it till I can't do it.

464
00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:11,075
Or till she can't.

465
00:23:11,731 --> 00:23:13,486
I don't think we're there yet.

466
00:23:13,521 --> 00:23:14,821
- (car lock beeps)
- Honestly.

467
00:23:14,856 --> 00:23:16,956
- Oh?
- Yeah.

468
00:23:16,992 --> 00:23:18,591
It's okay.

469
00:23:19,413 --> 00:23:20,593
Okay.

470
00:23:20,629 --> 00:23:24,593
Listen, I know your issues
with Mom, and I get it.

471
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:28,768
But after she dies, I hope
you come around more often

472
00:23:28,803 --> 00:23:31,689
to see the girls... and me.

473
00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:33,113
Because I miss you, okay?

474
00:23:33,274 --> 00:23:34,574
Okay.

475
00:23:34,609 --> 00:23:36,306
Okay, I love you. Bye.

476
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:38,645
♪ Tell me, who's that writin'? ♪

477
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,656
♪ John the Revelator ♪

478
00:23:40,681 --> 00:23:42,782
♪ Tell me who's that writin'? ♪

479
00:23:42,817 --> 00:23:44,751
(sighs) ♪ John the Revelator ♪

480
00:23:44,786 --> 00:23:46,695
- Hi.
- ♪ Tell me who's that writin'? ♪

481
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,188
- Hi.
- ♪ John the Revelator ♪

482
00:23:49,224 --> 00:23:52,091
♪ Wrote the book
of the seven seals ♪

483
00:23:52,127 --> 00:23:54,585
♪ Well, who's that writin'? ♪

484
00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:56,295
♪ John the Revelator ♪

485
00:23:56,331 --> 00:23:58,965
♪ Wrote the book
of the seven seals ♪

486
00:23:58,989 --> 00:24:02,601
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