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<i>Om Mani Padme Hum.</i>

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<i>Om Mani... </i>

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Can you guys maybe turn that up?

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I can still hear other things.

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Sorry, Mom.

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FRANKIE: And this is
my kitchen, everybody.

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Oh, and this is my mom. Mom, say hi.

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You're on UVU. I'm
live-ing. You're live.

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Frankie!

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Oh, she's embarrassed
because she's in a towel.

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Are you serious right now?

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Wow.

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<i>(episode of King of the
Hill continues indistinctly)</i>

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www.PSArips.com

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Frankie, I'm sorry I threw
your phone in the sink.

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(sighs): But... I'm in the kitchen

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in my towel, and all of a sudden

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a bunch of strangers are looking at me?

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We have to have some
boundaries with the phones.

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Okay?

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(sighs) But yes,

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I'm sorry I lost control

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and I threw your phone away.

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That was not okay.

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So tomorrow...

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I'll take you, and we'll
get you a brand-new phone.

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Okay. Cool.

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(inhales deeply, exhales)

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Okay.

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(sighs)

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Oh, you're good.

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Heh. Oh-ho.

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♪ Mother, you had me ♪

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♪ But I never had you ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ I wanted you ♪

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♪ You didn't want me. ♪

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Remember that person that
came to the house and, like...

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Yeah, Mom, what was
the name of that lady

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who came to sage our house?

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Oh, oh...

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um, Pussy...

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- Pussy something?
- No.

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- Shakuntala.
- Shakuntala!

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- Yeah!
- Yes!

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Oh, my God! Shakuntala!

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SAM: You guys want smoothies?
I'm making for Duke and Sorrow.

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- (doorbell rings)
- Oh, I'll get it.

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<i>NARRATOR (on TV): This
time on Life After People... </i>

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What else do you guys
want in your smoothies?

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Max, will you grab the strawberries?

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What do you want in your smoothies?

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♪ What do you want
in your smoothies? ♪

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♪ What do you want
in your smoothies? ♪

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♪ I'm gonna give you strawberry. ♪

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You could put rocks and dog shit
in there, they wouldn't notice.

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- I think they would notice.
- Hey.

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- Hey, Jeff. Sorrow, your dad.
- Come on, chimp.

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This is almost over. Ten more minutes.

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- Ay... Okay.
- Oh. Sorry.

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You want a smoothie?

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Sure. Would you be offended if
I put a little vodka in there?

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What, do you keep a flask in your sock?

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No, I don't.

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Hey, do you have Sorrow next weekend?

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No, that's Sunny's. Why?

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- (blender and TV stop)
- Well, because... Oh.

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- Oh...
- JEFF: All right, everybody stay calm.

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(scoffing grunt)

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- Mom, what happened?
- Mom, did you pay the power bill?

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- What? Oh, my God.
- Mom. We were watching.

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Okay. Let me just... I'll
check the breaker box.

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Yeah, the power's really out.

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Mom, I-is this, like, a
nuclear strike or something?

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- Uh, hold up.
- What, are you googling

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"was there just a nuclear strike"?

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No. I'm...

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- (phones beeping loudly)
- SAM: Oh, shit.

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"Stand by for emergency message."

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- Shit, what?
- That's all it says.

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I can't make a call.

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Who are you calling?

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- Dad?
- JEFF: My phone doesn't work, either.

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Neither does mine. Mom?

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Guys... it's okay.

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It's the lights. It's not in our phones.

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- It's here.
- Well, what if we had an emergency?

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How would we tell anyone?

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Okay.

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And this, girls,

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is why we keep a landline.

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JEFF (chuckles): Yeah. That's
not gonna work, either...

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Those used to work in a
blackout, because they had

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their own dedicated copper wiring.

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Landlines are bullshit now... They're...

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tied into your cable.
They're all digital.

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Oh, shit, you're right.

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(exhales): Mom?

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Max... don't.

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- It's okay, Max.
- SAM: And where are all my candles?

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Will you girls stop stealing
candles for crying in the tub?

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You don't need candles,
Sam... It's still light out.

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<i>SAM: But that is why</i>

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I need candles while it's
still light out, Frankie,

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before it gets dark.

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- That's why I need candles now.
- Face!

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MAX: Uh-oh, Mom, I can't
get the faucet to work.

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- That's not electricity.
- JEFF: The water pump

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is electrical, too.

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Gran. I got to check on Gran.

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- Who wants to go with me?
- Me.

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What?

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Hi, Phil.

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Are you okay?

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Of course I am.

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Hi, Mrs. Geronimus.

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- Hi.
- Are you okay?

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My cat door isn't working.

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- (air siren wailing)
- Oh.

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Ooh. What the dirty
rotten shit is that now?

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That's... I don't know.

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Mom! Are we gonna die?

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No, not like this.

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- What-what if
you're wrong? - What?

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What if we die after
you said we wouldn't?

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Oh, well, then whoops.

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(chuckles)

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(chuckling)

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- (horn honking lightly)
- Hi.

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- What's going on with the power?
- It's just a regional interruption.

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- Should be back up in a minute.
- Okay.

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- MAN (over radio): All clear.
- Oh. There it is. Good to go.

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Oh. Cool.

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(air siren winds down)

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Okay, cool.

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Ah. Bye, Joyce.

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NARRATOR (on TV): Will they be survived

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- (blender whirring)
- by other memorials to mankind?

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Jesus.

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- Look at our lives.
- I know.

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Okay, fun's over, everybody.

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(TV shuts off)

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(groans, sighs)

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You know, you should get a generator.

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- What for? We're fine.
- Yeah, I know,

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but this stuff happens, and what
if next time it lasts longer?

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- You should get a genny.
- Well, isn't that, like, involved?

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No. It's, like, 300 bucks.

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Put some diesel in it,
let it sit in the garage,

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hook a power strip up to it,
and then if it happens again,

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it'll go for a couple days on one tank.

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Okay, where do I get one of those?

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DIY. I'm going there
tomorrow for some stuff.

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If you want, I can swing by first,

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and I can help you get one.

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Okay. That would be awesome.

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What?

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- Sammy.
- (grunts)

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Ooh.

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All right. (grunts)

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♪ Cellino & Barnes ♪

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- ♪ Injury attorneys ♪
- ♪ Attorneys ♪

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♪ 888-88... ♪
♪ 888-88... ♪

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- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- (singsongy): Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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Drive, drive, drive, drive.

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- Hello!
- What do you want me to do?

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Oh, God.

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- Hello! Hello!
- Okay.

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Hello.

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- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, Phyllis.

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- You're Bob.
- Yes. Bob.

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Mom, this is Jeff.

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No, it's Bob.

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That's right. Sam, I'm Bob.

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- Okay. Bye, Mom.
- Wait, where are you going?

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(sighs) We're going to DIY.

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Oh, DIY.

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Yeah. You need something?

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Well, if you see a lavender suit

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- or a Merlot skirt...
- What?

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Oh. Where are you going?

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DIY. They sell toilets

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and drywall and plungers.

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Well, if you see a lavender suit...

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- No.
- Why not?

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Okay. I'll ask the
guy at the paint counter

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if he has a lavender woman's suit.

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I don't know why you can't just say,

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"Yes. I will if I see it. I love you."

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You know why I can't, Phil?

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You know what, I-I don't know.

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I'm sorry.

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- If I see one, I'll get you one.
- Thank you.

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And no buttons. I don't like
when they have buttons.

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- (sighs)
- You mean on the suit or on the skirt?

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The suit. I like buttons on a skirt.

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- Wait, I got to write this down.
- No, I've got it all up here.

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- Bye, Phil.
- Bye!

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♪ ♪

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BOTH (singing along):
♪ 'Cause when my baby is sad ♪

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♪ You know that is bad ♪

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♪ 'Cause she's the
heart of my heart ♪

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♪ And I'm her ol' dad ♪

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♪ And I'll do anything to
put a smile on her face ♪

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♪ 'Cause seeing her sad
is just a big disgrace ♪

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♪ Seeing her sad ♪

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♪ Is just a big disgrace. ♪

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- Yee-hee!
- Yee-haw!

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But if she's his baby,
why is he her old dad?

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I think because it rhymes.

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And also because he's
shtupping his daughter.

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(snorts)

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(over radio): ♪ My memories... ♪

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What?

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Nothing.

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What are you getting
at the hardware store?

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Just some wood for Sunny's porch.

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(scoffs) You realize you
do ten times more for her

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since you guys divorced?

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Yes.

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She's got the sweetest deal.

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I mean, she's having a
romance with Mr. Private Jets,

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popping bottles, and she's
got her loser ex-husband doing

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all the chores.

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Okay.

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Do you want me to just go
ahead and I'll drop you off

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- right over here?
- Sure, that'd be great.

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I'll help that lady sell oranges.

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(chuckles)

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So, the girls' dad...

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- (sighs) Xander. Yeah.
- What's his, uh, deal?

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Oh, I just...

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I'd really rather not,
Jeff, thanks for asking.

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No, I know. But how often
does he see his girls?

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I can't. I really can't.

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I would rather show you my pussy
than sit here and talk about that.

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Oh. Well, okay.

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That would be good, too.

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Shut up. You know what I mean.

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(chuckles)

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I do, actually.

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I think the worst part about
divorce is being asked about it

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all... the... time.

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I mean, it's amazing how
nobody minds bringing it up.

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You know? Like I want to talk about it?

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I'm fighting moment to
moment just to feel normal.

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Put one foot in front of the other.

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Trying not to look down.
And people are like "Hey.

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"Hey, guy. What about down?

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What's-what's going on... down there?"

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00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,242
I feel you, brah.

253
00:11:25,258 --> 00:11:28,500
So, this is the one I have.
Or Sunny has.

254
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,421
Okay, fine. I'll take it.

255
00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:33,789
Okay. Did you want to see the others?

256
00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:36,859
What am I looking at?
It's all metal and plastic.

257
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,537
It's like if you took
me to an alien store

258
00:11:39,562 --> 00:11:42,833
and you said, "You want
the zeep zop or the zorgle?"

259
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,468
Whatever Sunny has.

260
00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:46,069
I'll have what she's having.

261
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,461
Okay.

262
00:11:47,486 --> 00:11:50,507
So, how are we gonna
get it out of there?

263
00:11:50,866 --> 00:11:53,561
You rip the tag off and...

264
00:11:53,928 --> 00:11:56,975
and then they put it in the
trunk while you're checking out,

265
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,233
same as my lumber.

266
00:11:58,450 --> 00:11:59,686
I get it.

267
00:11:59,711 --> 00:12:02,194
That's why you said
we don't need the cart.

268
00:12:02,226 --> 00:12:04,460
Yeah, yeah. That's okay.

269
00:12:04,495 --> 00:12:07,249
I'm stupid. Stup... I'm a girl.

270
00:12:07,274 --> 00:12:10,042
Slightly stupid. No harm done.

271
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,400
(grunts)

272
00:12:11,435 --> 00:12:13,502
Okay, well,

273
00:12:13,537 --> 00:12:16,171
I still think the cart is cool.

274
00:12:16,207 --> 00:12:21,176
It's like... I, like,
have made this kind of guy.

275
00:12:21,212 --> 00:12:25,788
(deep voice): "Excuse me, ma'am,
where can I put this for you?"

276
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,017
- It's like I want everything.
- (chuckles)

277
00:12:28,052 --> 00:12:31,420
Anyway, thanks for helping me
out, buddy. I appreciate it.

278
00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:33,022
It's no problem, buddy.

279
00:12:33,618 --> 00:12:35,740
You know, I kind of
want to do this other...

280
00:12:36,918 --> 00:12:38,550
What?

281
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:52,476
ROBIN: Mia, this is Sam.

282
00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,110
Hi.

283
00:12:55,146 --> 00:12:57,212
It's nice to meet you.

284
00:12:57,608 --> 00:12:59,054
Oh, hi.

285
00:12:59,732 --> 00:13:01,710
Nice to meet you, too.

286
00:13:04,889 --> 00:13:08,335
Hi. I'm buying a picture of a generator.

287
00:13:09,226 --> 00:13:11,413
I just want to say one thing.

288
00:13:13,431 --> 00:13:14,963
I just want to say that...

289
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,662
... I miss you.

290
00:13:23,105 --> 00:13:25,350
And it sucks not being with you anymore.

291
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,632
Come on, Mia.

292
00:13:35,954 --> 00:13:38,221
♪ ♪

293
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:45,185
[heavy sigh]

294
00:13:46,968 --> 00:13:48,534
(groans)

295
00:13:48,936 --> 00:13:50,960
I hate myself right now.

296
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,475
Ugh! I'm the biggest
piece of shit in the world.

297
00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:58,372
Oh. (sighs)

298
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:02,448
- ♪ Out west, nowhere... ♪
- I deserve to be alone.

299
00:14:02,483 --> 00:14:03,949
And I didn't even have the balls

300
00:14:03,985 --> 00:14:06,147
to just break up with him!

301
00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,022
Ooh!

302
00:14:09,323 --> 00:14:11,223
Damn it.

303
00:14:13,127 --> 00:14:14,760
Okay, Sam.

304
00:14:14,795 --> 00:14:16,795
SAM: Ugh.

305
00:14:16,831 --> 00:14:19,098
I'm gonna have to throw
a little bit of a flag

306
00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:21,850
on the play, here, all
right? I don't know the story.

307
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,703
Maybe you did something sketchy.

308
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,305
Whatever.

309
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,741
Far be it from me, of anyone...

310
00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:30,743
but the way he came up to you

311
00:14:30,778 --> 00:14:32,211
with the whole, uh,

312
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:35,781
"I just want to say
I miss you," was a little...

313
00:14:35,816 --> 00:14:37,116
bitchy.

314
00:14:37,151 --> 00:14:39,285
Okay? And in front of his daughter?

315
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,719
No. I don't like it.

316
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,721
All right? And, okay,

317
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,324
that's, you know, from an outsider,
but also, for a minute, Sam,

318
00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:46,892
just for a minute...

319
00:14:47,185 --> 00:14:49,591
You know that I couldn't
show up for my marriage.

320
00:14:49,616 --> 00:14:52,677
Right? I wasn't there, I couldn't do it.

321
00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:54,400
And when I finally screwed up enough

322
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,466
to get out by mistake...

323
00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,318
on purpose...

324
00:14:58,343 --> 00:15:01,005
Which sounds like what
you did with this guy...

325
00:15:01,158 --> 00:15:02,623
Everybody hated me.

326
00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:04,977
And still does. I go to
pick up Sorrow from school,

327
00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:07,579
every mom, dad, teacher,
they look at me like I'm shit,

328
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,148
okay? And I have to live with that.

329
00:15:09,183 --> 00:15:11,483
I lost every friend,
Sam... Every one of 'em...

330
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,520
Except for you, okay?
You're the only one,

331
00:15:14,555 --> 00:15:16,612
literally the only one

332
00:15:16,637 --> 00:15:19,024
who let me off the hook
even just a little bit

333
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,093
and let me live my life.
Because, for some reason,

334
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,961
you decided that I'm
just a regular shithead

335
00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,588
who sucks at one thing.

336
00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:26,598
I guess what I'm trying to say is that

337
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,626
I wish that you would give yourself

338
00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:31,170
some of the same understanding
that you've given me.

339
00:15:31,314 --> 00:15:34,768
And realize that maybe this
just wasn't for you right now,

340
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,541
with that guy.

341
00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:38,521
And maybe, like a million
other shitheads, you just

342
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,290
didn't know how to get
out. And maybe that means

343
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,206
you're just not a whole piece of shit.

344
00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:44,878
All right? I just wish
you'd give yourself

345
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,198
a tiny bit of the kindness
that you've given me.

346
00:15:47,268 --> 00:15:50,769
- That's what I wish you would do.
- ♪ 'Cause we're living in a world of fools ♪

347
00:15:50,976 --> 00:15:53,610
♪ Breaking us down ♪

348
00:15:53,635 --> 00:15:55,194
♪ When they all ♪

349
00:15:55,229 --> 00:15:58,397
♪ Should let us be ♪

350
00:15:58,432 --> 00:16:01,967
♪ We belong to you and me ♪

351
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,570
♪ I believe in you ♪

352
00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:08,240
♪ You know the door
to my very soul ♪

353
00:16:09,923 --> 00:16:13,590
♪ You're the light in my
deepest, darkest hour ♪

354
00:16:14,386 --> 00:16:15,814
No!

355
00:16:16,504 --> 00:16:18,550
No, no, no.

356
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,185
No, Jeff. No.

357
00:16:20,221 --> 00:16:22,888
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

358
00:16:22,923 --> 00:16:25,491
no, no, no, no, no, no... No!

359
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,860
No. No. No, Jeff!

360
00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:29,995
No. No.

361
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,764
No. No!

362
00:16:31,799 --> 00:16:33,110
♪ How deep is your... ♪ (clicks off)

363
00:16:33,134 --> 00:16:36,735
No! No, Jeff.

364
00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:38,804
No. Jeff.

365
00:16:41,809 --> 00:16:44,013
No. No.

366
00:16:44,311 --> 00:16:46,378
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

367
00:16:46,414 --> 00:16:49,047
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

368
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,250
No. No, no, no, no,

369
00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:54,187
<i>no, no, no, no, no, no, no!</i>

370
00:16:54,298 --> 00:16:57,232
Jeff. Jeff. Jeff.

371
00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:59,024
Jeff. No.

372
00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:02,227
<i>No. No. No, Jeff.</i>

373
00:17:02,263 --> 00:17:04,396
No! No.

374
00:17:04,935 --> 00:17:07,877
No. No, no, no, no, no.

375
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:11,603
No. No. No. No,

376
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,205
no, no, no, no.

377
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,040
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

378
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,888
no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

379
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,635
(panting): No.

380
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,890
No. No.

381
00:17:24,313 --> 00:17:25,765
Right?

382
00:17:27,521 --> 00:17:28,921
Right?

383
00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:33,559
- Well...
- No!

384
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,228
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

385
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,130
Not, "Well." No.

386
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,598
No, Jeff.

387
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,667
Jeff. No.

388
00:17:41,702 --> 00:17:44,136
Sam. Sam.

389
00:17:44,171 --> 00:17:46,638
This is so stupid. You're so stupid.

390
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,440
You're Sunny's piece-of-shit ex-husband.

391
00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:51,143
You're Sorrow's dad. You're Push's dad.

392
00:17:51,178 --> 00:17:54,580
You're my kid's favorite
man in the world, probably.

393
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,734
Shut up. Shut up.

394
00:17:56,984 --> 00:17:58,538
Shut up.

395
00:17:59,153 --> 00:18:02,688
And, yes, you just
said an awesome thing.

396
00:18:02,723 --> 00:18:04,623
And it was really cool

397
00:18:04,658 --> 00:18:06,377
and a little bit sexy,

398
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,916
but no! Jeff. No.

399
00:18:09,996 --> 00:18:12,627
I'm keeping my hand here, because...

400
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:15,791
this is a very no.

401
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,736
Okay?

402
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,931
We calm down.

403
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,807
We calm down.

404
00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:28,018
Because this is a very no.

405
00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:30,361
No.

406
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,236
And we just...

407
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,455
let it go.

408
00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:46,961
(panting)

409
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,158
Um... okay.

410
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:56,017
I disagree.

411
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,147
I think that we...

412
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,382
should bone.

413
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:06,218
Mainly because I really

414
00:19:06,284 --> 00:19:09,288
- want to bone you right now.
- Ugh.

415
00:19:10,624 --> 00:19:13,525
- (sighs)
- Look, I just, I'm making a suggestion.

416
00:19:13,561 --> 00:19:16,028
I want to make s... a-a
suggestion, okay? I'm just...

417
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:18,944
I'm-I'm... I'm-I'm... I'm-I'm
putting this out there.

418
00:19:21,602 --> 00:19:23,500
The decision is yours, clearly.

419
00:19:25,003 --> 00:19:27,507
I-If you were just to...

420
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,878
... taste my dick,

421
00:19:32,913 --> 00:19:34,746
- and then we just go...
- Ew!

422
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,248
Ew!

423
00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:41,453
Thank God! Thank God.
Oh, my God, you suck.

424
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,301
Thank God! Thank God!

425
00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:47,796
Oh, God.

426
00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:49,895
Whew!

427
00:19:50,117 --> 00:19:51,599
Yes.

428
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,615
Oh.

429
00:19:54,335 --> 00:19:57,235
Hey.

430
00:19:57,271 --> 00:19:59,137
Oh, yes.

431
00:19:59,173 --> 00:20:00,606
Yes.

432
00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:02,074
Hey.

433
00:20:02,109 --> 00:20:04,404
Yes... yes.

434
00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:11,149
♪ And it's me you need to show ♪

435
00:20:11,185 --> 00:20:12,951
♪ How deep is your love ♪

436
00:20:12,987 --> 00:20:16,755
♪ How deep is your love,
how deep is your love ♪

437
00:20:16,790 --> 00:20:20,058
♪ I really mean to learn ♪

438
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,561
♪ 'Cause we're living ♪

439
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,163
♪ In a world of fools ♪

440
00:20:25,199 --> 00:20:27,399
♪ Breaking us down ♪

441
00:20:27,423 --> 00:20:32,281
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