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♪ Mother, you had me ♪

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♪ But I never had you ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ I wanted you ♪

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♪ You didn't want me. ♪

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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♪ Let 'em get high ♪

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- ♪ Let 'em unload ♪
- (loudly exhaling)

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♪ Everything ♪

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♪ Will be all right
if you let it go ♪

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♪ Let 'em get high ♪

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♪ Let 'em unload... ♪

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Okay, so... maybe I'm not perfect.

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I make mistakes.

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I'm weak.

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So maybe there's a million other guys

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who would've done better than me.

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But you chose to be with me.

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So you're saying this is my fault?

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Oh, my God. All I've ever
tried to do is just be the...

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SAM: Nuh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

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uh, uh. Hold on.

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You're getting there too easy.

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- Too easy?
- Yeah.

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I don't want to know

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how you're gonna react.

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You shouldn't know it.
That's not how people are.

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Where is all this
confidence coming from?

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It's poison for this scene.

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Throw it away.

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Cut it out.

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Don't cry. I love you. Jaia.

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You got to toughen up. Believe me,
this is nothing.

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You got to toughen up in life...

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and get weaker in the scenes.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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- (clears throat) Okay.
- And Wong... Wong...

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you're boring.

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That's all. Work on it.

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Move your arms around or
something; I'm falling asleep.

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- Sure, Sam.
- SAM: Okay. (groans)

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Let's get Henry and Josh up here.

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Come on, guys, show us the gay version.

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And maybe there are a
million different guys

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that-that would have been better

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for you, but you chose me.

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You chose me.

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I chose you?

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I chose someone who
was gonna be with me,

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who was gonna love me.
A-And do the right things.

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That's what I chose.

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I didn't choose someone
who was gonna run out on me.

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J... I'm sorry, okay? I-I...

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Sorry? Yeah.

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See? I always like the
gay version better.

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(all laugh)

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♪ My friends are so alone ♪

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♪ And it breaks my heart ♪

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♪ And my friends
don't understand... ♪

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(groans)

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Okay, so when he says,

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"I'm not perfect"...

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what is that?

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Why does he say that? Why?

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Because this is shitty writing.

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That's why. That's the only reason.

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But, look, most of the work

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you're gonna be given as actors...

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It's gonna be shitty writing.

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Do you think you're
gonna walk out of here

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and get a job doing a
Quentin Tarantino monologue,

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like, straight out of the gate?

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No.

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At best, 90% of the words

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that you're gonna read are gonna suck

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and have no real feeling behind it.

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Anyone can do a scene
that's well-written.

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The skill you're gonna need,

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if you want to really work,

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and get steady work...

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As steady as you can, anyway...

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Is to make shitty
writing mean something.

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To elevate the work.

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If you can take a bad
script and make it work,

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they'll keep hiring you.

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Okay? Good job, you guys.

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Okay, let's hear it for
them. Clear this out.

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MAN: I'm not paying for this.

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- You already paid for it.
- This isn't what I ordered.

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Okay, look, I'm not perfect,

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okay? I-I'm weak.

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I can't hold this all day.
But there are a million

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- taco trucks out there.
- Look at it. You made this.

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And you chose mine.

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- Okay?
- I did. I did.

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- Yeah, you did.
- Yeah, I did. But you know what?

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- What?
- I want a divorce.

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Oh, you got it.

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Oh, frickin' comedians.

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You guys, the problem is
you're great performers.

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- That's a problem?
- Yes, it is. For an actor.

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No character you're ever gonna play

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is gonna sound like that.

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You're playing a person in this scene.

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People are weak.

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They're not cool and fast.

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What are your assets as an actor?

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Your weaknesses.

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Whatever your fears are,
whatever you suck at,

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that's what you got to tap.

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That's what people want to see

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when you're playing people.

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They want to see you at your weakest.

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They don't want to watch some
asshole comedian show off.

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They want to see him fail.

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That's acting.

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♪ Let 'em get high ♪

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♪ Let 'em unload ♪

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♪ Everything will be all right ♪

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♪ If you let it go ♪

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♪ Let 'em get high ♪

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♪ Let 'em unload ♪

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♪ Everything will be all
right if you let it go. ♪

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(imitates engine
revving, tires screeching)

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Can I drive now?

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- Cut. Reset.
- (bell rings)

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Back to one.

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- How many is that?
- Oh, I think, 12.

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Ooh, fun.

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Well, you know, at
least you're not spitting

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and making noises. My lips are numb.

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Joe. You're killing
it. You're doing great.

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- Good looking out.
- You bodied that.

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Hey, sorry, guys. Uh, the car folks

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are making a couple
of adjustments, cool?

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That's all right. At
least we're sitting down.

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(chuckles)

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- All right, let's go again.
- Okay. (clears throat)

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Here we go. Rolling.

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And... action.

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(imitates engine
revving, tires screeching)

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Can I drive now?

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Cut. Reset.

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Okay, everybody settle.

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Quick, quick, quick. Oh.

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All right, here we go. And... rolling.

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Action.

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(imitates engine
revving, tires screeching)

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Can I drive now?

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Cut!

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(bell rings) Reset.

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(sighs) Okay.

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- Could I, um, get some water...
- Yeah, sure.

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- ... that's really vodka?
- Count me in.

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Here we go. Rolling. Action.

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(imitates engine revving)

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(imitates tires screeching)

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Can I drive now?

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Cut.

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Reset. Back to one.

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Is there anything different

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that you want from me?

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- Anything...
- No, you're fine. Yeah, mm-hmm.

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(deep voice): Okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

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Yeah. This is, like,
uh... Groundhog Day.

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Like, a 20-second version.

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Also, it's longer.

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- (chuckles) And not quite as funny.
- All right, so let's go again.

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(laughs)

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(bell rings)

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- Think Macbeth, all right?
- Okay.

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You know, it's, like,
this car is your mom.

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Okay.

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♪ ♪

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So which act would
this be, Act V, Act III?

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No, Act II.

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- Act II?
- Obviously.

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So it's still setting it up.

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- Yeah, of course, of course.
- Okay.

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♪ ♪

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No. It's..

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If I said...

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Look, I didn't mean anything like that.

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Really? I don't think...

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Baby, uh, this is...
Really isn't the time.

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I mean...

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I'm... come on, Sam.

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♪ ♪

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Ooh, look at the pineapple.

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- Oh, I want some of that.
- (Sam sighs)

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- Hey, would you step out, please?
- Oh. Sure.

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- Ha-ha.
- Fired, or...

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- just... free?
- MECHANIC: Thank you.

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Bring back supplies.

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Oh. Oh, man.

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Okay, yeah.

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Yeah, it was definitely the hood

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that was part of the problem.

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Is this the worst job
you've ever had in your life?

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Huh? What? No, dude.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Okay, what was the worst?

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Okay, so, I was making
this horror movie,

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Mm-hmm. and, uh, my
boyfriend turns into this,

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like, purple monster,

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and his hand reaches down and grabs
me, pulls me up to the ceiling...

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JAIMYON: All right, that's
clear! Let's go again!

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O... Kay.

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Here we go.

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- Everybody at one.
- Oh, my... Joe.

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(laughing)

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Wow.

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- Action.
- Okay.

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(imitating engine
roaring, tires squealing)

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- Can I drive now?
- (imitates tires screeching)

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Can I drive now?

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(imitates tires screeching)

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Can I drive now?

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Can I drive now?

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Can I drive now?

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- (bell rings)
- Cut! Cut! Reset!

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(speaking indistinctly)

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- I thought that was the one.
- Yeah.

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- Ooh.
- Okay.

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So... see that, uh, woman over there?

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SAM: The blonde one?

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They want to do a
version with you and her.

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- What?
- And at the end, they want you to kiss.

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- Wha...
- I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

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- (laughing): I got you!
- Ha! That was good!

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- (laughing)
- You got excited.

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- I got e...
- Yeah, yeah,

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- you're wrapped, you're wrapped.
- I am?

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- We're wrapped, baby!
- Ah, wrapped.

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No, not you, Joe.

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Oh.

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I love you.

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- Mwah! I love you, too.
- That was so fun.

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- Okay.
- We'll catch up soon.

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Thanks for the job.

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- No problem.
- All right.

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Let's go. Everybody else back to one.

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Run like the wind!

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WOMAN: Scarlet attends
Stanford University,

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where she is a sophomore

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and well on her way to
a degree in economics.

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What do you want to do when you grow up?

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SCARLET: I'd like to help restructure

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the economies in new democracies.

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WOMAN: What about just
being a little girl?

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Yeah, I like to play
and be with my friends,

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but also I want to start my career.

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So if you were to get
married and have a partner,

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would you support them financially?

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Absolutely not. I have no desire

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to support anyone who cannot
support themselves financially.

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- Can we watch RuPaul Drag Race?
- How about being

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- the president of the United States?
- Yes, please.

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Maybe.

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00:09:57,953 --> 00:09:59,605
- Yeah, for a second...
- RICH: Oh! There's your mom!

261
00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:01,789
- Oh! Did...
- Gentlemen, start your engines.

262
00:10:01,814 --> 00:10:03,201
FRANKIE: What? That's
not the channel it's on.

263
00:10:03,225 --> 00:10:06,357
- And may the best woman win.
- Well... okay.

264
00:10:06,382 --> 00:10:08,939
Mom, do you want me to go back
so you can watch your thing?

265
00:10:08,964 --> 00:10:10,949
No. It's fine.

266
00:10:10,974 --> 00:10:12,959
Just... Geez!

267
00:10:12,984 --> 00:10:14,367
Mom, what do you want?

268
00:10:14,469 --> 00:10:17,707
I don't know... it just sucks
that you didn't go back.

269
00:10:17,732 --> 00:10:19,616
Mom, don't do that.

270
00:10:20,209 --> 00:10:21,318
It's not fair.

271
00:10:21,343 --> 00:10:23,826
Okay, I don't care. Forget it.

272
00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:27,046
They'll love you when you're dead.

273
00:10:27,149 --> 00:10:28,915
That's right, when
you're dead they'll watch

274
00:10:29,017 --> 00:10:31,809
all of your stuff, and they'll be amazed
at what you've done.

275
00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:34,035
They'll say beautiful
things at your funeral

276
00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:36,222
about how they were always
inspired by your career.

277
00:10:36,324 --> 00:10:37,677
No.

278
00:10:38,076 --> 00:10:40,660
No. I want it now.

279
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,695
I want it now.

280
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,177
I don't want to have
to wait till I'm dead

281
00:10:45,202 --> 00:10:47,569
for my kids to appreciate me.

282
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,484
I'm numb from the waist
down, tuck included.

283
00:10:54,735 --> 00:10:57,069
I really could die, bitch;
I'm giving you realness.

284
00:10:57,171 --> 00:10:59,138
WOMAN: He's got a
smaller waist than Barbie.

285
00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,140
WOMAN 2: Oh, don't sneeze, honey.

286
00:11:01,165 --> 00:11:02,685
You know...

287
00:11:03,466 --> 00:11:05,552
I think I have a right to say this.

288
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,410
- (scoffs)
- Frankie!

289
00:11:07,435 --> 00:11:09,154
- What?
- Look...

290
00:11:09,373 --> 00:11:11,083
I do a special thing.

291
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,320
I think I'm allowed to
say this at this point.

292
00:11:14,422 --> 00:11:16,555
Your mom is an actor,

293
00:11:16,771 --> 00:11:18,157
and I make things,

294
00:11:18,259 --> 00:11:20,392
and I put myself out there,

295
00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:23,802
and... I've accomplished some things.

296
00:11:24,563 --> 00:11:27,577
And I've been doing
it, like, my whole life.

297
00:11:27,974 --> 00:11:30,179
Besides the fact that it
pays for all your clothes,

298
00:11:30,204 --> 00:11:33,072
it really sucks that
you don't give a shit.

299
00:11:33,097 --> 00:11:35,841
(chuckles): Mom, you're being dramatic.

300
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:37,320
Screw you, Max.

301
00:11:37,345 --> 00:11:39,278
Do you know how many
of your dance recitals

302
00:11:39,303 --> 00:11:41,023
I've been to, and your games?

303
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,951
And your games, Frankie?
And I shower

304
00:11:43,976 --> 00:11:46,696
you guys with praise... When you try.

305
00:11:46,721 --> 00:11:49,123
Why do I get none of that in return?

306
00:11:49,148 --> 00:11:50,795
'Cause you're the adult, Sam.

307
00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,177
We're the children.

308
00:11:52,202 --> 00:11:54,871
And it is my job to be proud of you.

309
00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:58,512
But it also, it really hurts my feelings

310
00:11:58,537 --> 00:12:02,209
that my work means nothing to you.

311
00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:04,680
Mom, yes, we're proud of you.

312
00:12:04,705 --> 00:12:06,795
And yeah, we'll say it at your funeral.

313
00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:08,826
Well, I want to hear it now.

314
00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:12,963
That's me. I'm dead.

315
00:12:13,119 --> 00:12:14,974
This is my funeral.

316
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,917
Oh, God, cut it out, Mom.

317
00:12:18,019 --> 00:12:19,084
No.

318
00:12:19,395 --> 00:12:23,575
I died, Frankie. This is my funeral.

319
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,158
Let's hear what you're gonna say.

320
00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:28,292
Mom, Mom, no...

321
00:12:28,403 --> 00:12:32,280
Oh, no, no, Dukey. No,
baby, you're dead, too.

322
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,400
We both died. We're dead.

323
00:12:34,502 --> 00:12:35,567
Look.

324
00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:37,903
See? Look.

325
00:12:38,005 --> 00:12:39,571
Look. This is you.

326
00:12:39,596 --> 00:12:41,429
You're laying right here next to Mommy.

327
00:12:41,454 --> 00:12:44,355
- How did we die?
- Um... well,

328
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:49,840
we got in a car accident, because...
we were... picking up... you, Frankie.

329
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:53,010
And you weren't there.
You went to Sanaam's house

330
00:12:53,035 --> 00:12:56,354
without telling me, and we
had to go way up the canyon,

331
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:58,023
and we rolled the car.

332
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,758
Big ball of fire.

333
00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,293
We're both dead.

334
00:13:01,318 --> 00:13:02,738
This is our funeral.

335
00:13:02,763 --> 00:13:04,029
Thanks.

336
00:13:04,054 --> 00:13:05,120
Go.

337
00:13:05,299 --> 00:13:06,932
Eulogize me.

338
00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,334
Mom, you're, like,

339
00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:10,002
traumatizing us right now.

340
00:13:10,104 --> 00:13:11,512
Yeah, that's the point.

341
00:13:11,537 --> 00:13:14,855
Let's hear any feelings about me at all.

342
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,214
Okay.

343
00:13:22,239 --> 00:13:25,293
It's your funeral. (sighs)

344
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,496
Here lies Sam.

345
00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:33,035
Ha-ha! Loser!

346
00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:34,437
MAX: Stop it!

347
00:13:34,462 --> 00:13:36,295
- It's not funny!
- Yes, it is.

348
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,551
This is a joke.

349
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,567
(loud footsteps going up stairs)

350
00:13:43,738 --> 00:13:44,988
(door slams)

351
00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:50,209
Do you see what she does?

352
00:13:50,311 --> 00:13:52,344
She is such a drama queen.
She acts like a child.

353
00:13:52,369 --> 00:13:54,136
She's always the victim.

354
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:58,817
Oh, me? Don't look to
me to back you up, girls.

355
00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:01,487
TRESSA: You chased your mother

356
00:14:01,512 --> 00:14:03,312
out of her own house.

357
00:14:03,491 --> 00:14:05,657
That was stunning.

358
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,336
Yup.

359
00:14:07,595 --> 00:14:09,428
O-Oh, my God. We didn't.

360
00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:12,097
No, she completely started it.

361
00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:14,317
Unless you want to
hear what I have to say,

362
00:14:14,342 --> 00:14:15,842
don't engage me.

363
00:14:31,285 --> 00:14:32,820
You're dead.

364
00:14:35,766 --> 00:14:37,499
♪ Oh, no ♪

365
00:14:37,601 --> 00:14:39,868
♪ There goes ♪

366
00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:42,483
♪ There goes my head ♪

367
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,775
♪ There goes my ♪

368
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,266
♪ Head... ♪

369
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:50,714
We'd sneak into the little boys' room

370
00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:52,516
and mess around. (laughs)

371
00:14:52,618 --> 00:14:54,118
- Really?
- Yeah!

372
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,773
But only small stuff.

373
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:58,465
One boy would lick his finger...

374
00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:02,126
and then he'd stick it up
the other boy's keister.

375
00:15:02,228 --> 00:15:04,181
(chuckles) That's as far as it went.

376
00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:05,673
No blowing or anything?

377
00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:08,509
Oh, no, no, no. It
was a Catholic school.

378
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:11,775
- Aw, that's tough, Ray.
- Mmm.

379
00:15:13,306 --> 00:15:15,439
Nobody could be openly gay

380
00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:17,978
until I was too old to have any fun.

381
00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:22,780
I feel like the exact same thing

382
00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:24,322
is happening to me.

383
00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:28,296
- (phone buzzes)
- _

384
00:15:28,798 --> 00:15:30,493
SAM: Oh.

385
00:15:30,518 --> 00:15:32,251
- I got to go.
- Uh-uh, no.

386
00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,609
I got this, babe.

387
00:15:34,186 --> 00:15:35,352
Really?

388
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,129
Okay.

389
00:15:39,591 --> 00:15:41,232
- You have a good night.
- Good to see you.

390
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:42,843
- Drive carefully.
- Thanks for the drink.

391
00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:44,401
- There's a lot of nuts out there.
- I will.

392
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,622
- All right, honey bun.
- SAM: Bye, Patrick.

393
00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:48,294
See ya when I see ya, Sam.

394
00:15:51,911 --> 00:15:55,872
♪ In the stories, the
lies that they wrote ♪

395
00:15:55,897 --> 00:15:57,758
♪ Escape me ♪

396
00:15:57,783 --> 00:15:59,750
♪ ♪

397
00:15:59,852 --> 00:16:01,752
♪ And the winged horses ♪

398
00:16:01,854 --> 00:16:03,786
♪ That we once rode ♪

399
00:16:04,638 --> 00:16:06,523
♪ Have stopped breathing. ♪

400
00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:08,525
♪ ♪

401
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,588
Hello?

402
00:16:13,762 --> 00:16:15,262
(murmur nearby)

403
00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:16,932
Hello?

404
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,440
Oh.

405
00:16:23,118 --> 00:16:25,197
Shh.

406
00:16:26,414 --> 00:16:28,588
♪ I saw God ♪

407
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:32,502
♪ By the river ♪

408
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,385
♪ Panning for gold ♪

409
00:16:36,774 --> 00:16:38,507
♪ I saw God ♪

410
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,143
♪ By the river ♪

411
00:16:42,807 --> 00:16:46,182
♪ Weary and old ♪

412
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,782
♪ He said, Son ♪

413
00:16:49,064 --> 00:16:51,018
♪ I used to know ♪

414
00:16:51,725 --> 00:16:53,391
♪ Where I put things ♪

415
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:57,370
♪ I used to know... ♪

416
00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:05,110
Here lie Sam and Duke.

417
00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:07,851
Gone so suddenly.

418
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:09,330
In attendance,

419
00:17:09,355 --> 00:17:12,649
her surviving daughters,
Frankie and Max,

420
00:17:12,801 --> 00:17:16,570
and her friends, Tressa and Rich,

421
00:17:16,595 --> 00:17:18,495
who are now in custody of her children

422
00:17:18,597 --> 00:17:20,331
because she left no
word of how to provide

423
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:22,499
for her children in case of her death.

424
00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:24,558
Oh, shit. I got to take care of that.

425
00:17:24,737 --> 00:17:26,236
Shh. We're dead.

426
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:27,738
Sorry.

427
00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:30,664
Sam's friend Tressa would
like to say something.

428
00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:32,242
♪ I saw God ♪

429
00:17:32,345 --> 00:17:35,346
♪ In the forest ♪

430
00:17:35,371 --> 00:17:36,270
(sniffs)

431
00:17:36,295 --> 00:17:39,627
♪ Teaching Tai Chi ♪

432
00:17:39,652 --> 00:17:42,162
♪ To the trees... ♪

433
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,647
Sam was my best friend.

434
00:17:45,908 --> 00:17:48,275
Even if I wasn't hers, which is fine.

435
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,566
Hee.

436
00:17:49,591 --> 00:17:52,258
Quiet are the dead.

437
00:17:52,283 --> 00:17:53,389
Oops.

438
00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:56,967
She is the best mother I ever saw.

439
00:17:58,065 --> 00:18:00,231
Better than my mother.

440
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,146
Better than me.

441
00:18:02,811 --> 00:18:04,819
I could never be like her.

442
00:18:05,788 --> 00:18:08,217
Which is always a comfort.

443
00:18:08,903 --> 00:18:10,756
She's like my pace car.

444
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,991
I love you, Sam.

445
00:18:14,086 --> 00:18:15,210
I'll miss you.

446
00:18:15,235 --> 00:18:17,483
Aw. Sorry.

447
00:18:22,397 --> 00:18:25,162
My mom was really cool and talented,

448
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,915
and I really admired the
way she worked so hard.

449
00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:30,044
And even though she
had to take care of us,

450
00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:31,806
she did, amazing things.

451
00:18:31,831 --> 00:18:34,765
And I always watched
every show she ever did,

452
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,220
but I never told her.

453
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:40,102
And I was always proud of
her, but I never told her,

454
00:18:40,127 --> 00:18:41,516
because...

455
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:45,457
I think that once I gave her that...

456
00:18:46,106 --> 00:18:48,306
I wouldn't have it to give anymore.

457
00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:51,286
And now I wish I hadn't waited.

458
00:18:51,891 --> 00:18:53,294
My mom was my rock.

459
00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:56,620
Every day of my life I
wake up and I feel bad.

460
00:18:56,645 --> 00:18:58,755
I feel like I'm not going
to get through this day

461
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:01,447
just with all the stuff
that's in my own head.

462
00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:03,809
And as soon as I see...

463
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:06,747
Would see... her in the morning,

464
00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:09,506
I would unload on her:
"Mom, where are my socks?"

465
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,356
Or whatever, because...

466
00:19:11,977 --> 00:19:14,545
I needed to give her some of my... pain

467
00:19:14,647 --> 00:19:17,583
because I knew she could
carry it when I couldn't.

468
00:19:17,883 --> 00:19:19,637
And now that she's gone,

469
00:19:20,052 --> 00:19:22,341
I don't know what I'm going to do.

470
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:26,113
I never watched my mom's shows.

471
00:19:26,691 --> 00:19:28,073
Ever.

472
00:19:29,046 --> 00:19:31,261
I never saw any of her work.

473
00:19:32,765 --> 00:19:35,941
And I don't really care about
what she did because she's Mom.

474
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,613
(sniffles)

475
00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:41,347
And I was jealous that
people knew her before I did.

476
00:19:43,694 --> 00:19:46,026
And I never wanted to share her.

477
00:19:47,441 --> 00:19:49,254
Not even with my sisters,

478
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:51,678
because I remember when
it was just me and her.

479
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:55,030
Even when my dad was there,
it was just me and her.

480
00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:59,622
And I know that was hard
for her but I loved it.

481
00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:02,248
(crying and sniffling)

482
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:05,728
So I don't like that
she's famous or on TV.

483
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,318
She's my mother.

484
00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:12,112
I learned from her how to be a woman

485
00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:13,973
and how to be a person.

486
00:20:14,707 --> 00:20:17,875
And all I can say now
that she's gone is...

487
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,450
(crying)

488
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:25,950
RICH: Sam.

489
00:20:26,318 --> 00:20:28,919
(crying and sniffling continues)

490
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,536
Sam was a...

491
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,973
unhinged...

492
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:36,293
complicated woman.

493
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,028
She was very short.

494
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,400
I never told her that,

495
00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:45,872
but I think we can all
now say she-she was short.

496
00:20:46,505 --> 00:20:48,438
Yes, she was very short.

497
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,207
(crying and laughing)

498
00:20:50,309 --> 00:20:52,609
She lied a lot.

499
00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:54,264
A lot.

500
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,889
She was two years older
than she ever told anyone.

501
00:20:58,273 --> 00:21:00,288
She was the rudest,

502
00:21:00,889 --> 00:21:03,790
most inappropriate woman

503
00:21:04,073 --> 00:21:05,673
I've ever met.

504
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,996
(sobbing): Thank you, guys, so much.

505
00:21:14,519 --> 00:21:16,564
I love you so much.

506
00:21:16,589 --> 00:21:18,235
FRANKIE: I love you, Mom.

507
00:21:18,328 --> 00:21:19,548
MAX: Mom, I love you.

508
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,111
- TRESSA: We love you.
- RICH: Yeah.

509
00:21:21,206 --> 00:21:23,595
(crying): Nobody said anything about me.

510
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:26,944
I'm lying here dead and nobody cares.

511
00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:28,368
(chuckling): Oh, Dukey. Oh, Dukey.

512
00:21:28,393 --> 00:21:29,692
Sweetie.

513
00:21:29,717 --> 00:21:31,659
(overlapping chatter)

514
00:21:31,684 --> 00:21:34,351
(Duke crying)

515
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,776
SAM (crying): No. No, you're not...

516
00:21:36,801 --> 00:21:38,930
You're not dead. No.

517
00:21:38,955 --> 00:21:40,235
- SAM: Tu-Tu-tuy.
- RICH: Tu-Tu-tuy.

518
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,025
- Tu-Tu-Tu...
- Tu-tuy.

519
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,404
I love you.

520
00:21:43,429 --> 00:21:44,528
Thank you.

521
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,052
I love you.

522
00:21:46,231 --> 00:21:47,297
Thank you so much.

523
00:21:47,399 --> 00:21:48,932
I love you.

524
00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:51,935
Sacrifice!

525
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,960
Sacrifice!

526
00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:55,685
Rosemary's baby.

527
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:58,008
Sacrifice.

528
00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:02,101
ALL (chanting): Sacrifice. Sacrifice.

529
00:22:02,126 --> 00:22:05,759
(whooping)

530
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:09,519
♪ Oh, I, I ♪

531
00:22:09,544 --> 00:22:13,078
♪ Will break you in ♪

532
00:22:13,103 --> 00:22:15,871
Death is in, death is in.

533
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:18,028
(all laughing)

534
00:22:18,053 --> 00:22:19,953
(whooping)

535
00:22:19,978 --> 00:22:21,642
Death is in, man.

536
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:23,000
Oh, yeah.

537
00:22:23,179 --> 00:22:25,479
FRANKIE: How does it feel?

538
00:22:25,504 --> 00:22:28,238
- MAX: See you on the other side.
- _

539
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:31,131
♪ I, I ♪
- _