1 00:00:06,233 --> 00:00:08,800 (Rodney and Sam grunting) 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,033 (laughs) 3 00:00:11,033 --> 00:00:13,367 (both breathing heavily) 4 00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:16,333 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 5 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:18,500 Oh, wow. Oh. 6 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:22,033 Holy shit! Whoo-hoo! 7 00:00:22,033 --> 00:00:23,933 (panting) 8 00:00:27,966 --> 00:00:29,700 Did you? 9 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:30,966 What? 10 00:00:30,966 --> 00:00:34,300 Did you? Did you... have an orgasm? 11 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,066 Oh. Oh. 12 00:00:36,066 --> 00:00:39,167 Oh, that... doesn't matter. 13 00:00:39,167 --> 00:00:42,133 Well, it matters to me. 14 00:00:42,133 --> 00:00:43,200 What? 15 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,900 I'd like to know that I satisfied you. 16 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,066 Oh. 17 00:00:47,066 --> 00:00:50,200 (sighs) That's okay. 18 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,933 It's important to me. 19 00:00:51,933 --> 00:00:53,966 Well, here's a little way you can look at it. 20 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:57,634 If you ask a woman, "Did you come?" 21 00:00:57,634 --> 00:01:00,233 and her answer is, "It doesn't matter," 22 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:01,966 what do you think? 23 00:01:01,966 --> 00:01:03,133 Oh. 24 00:01:03,133 --> 00:01:05,734 Come on. 25 00:01:05,734 --> 00:01:07,367 We got to go to the thing. 26 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,100 (grunts) 27 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,767 Get dressed. 28 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,734 Oh, I'm so hungry. 29 00:01:14,734 --> 00:01:15,700 Hungry. 30 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,133 ♪ Mother ♪ 31 00:01:20,133 --> 00:01:23,900 ♪ You had me ♪ 32 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:27,534 ♪ But I never had you ♪ 33 00:01:31,734 --> 00:01:35,500 ♪ I wanted you ♪ 34 00:01:37,233 --> 00:01:42,100 ♪ You didn't want me. ♪ 35 00:01:45,033 --> 00:01:48,767 Does this plug in, so I can play mine? 36 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:56,033 Why do you always do that? 37 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,100 What? 38 00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:59,600 I like music. 39 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,033 (scoffs) 40 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:04,333 I like yours, too, but I'm not... 41 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,600 I don't. 42 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,833 I mean you always want to have sex 43 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:11,167 before we go out. 44 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:15,600 (scoffs) You didn't want to? 45 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,933 It's not that. 46 00:02:16,933 --> 00:02:19,433 We had to hurry. 47 00:02:19,433 --> 00:02:21,500 The thing starts soon. 48 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:22,800 It's not... you just... 49 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,200 It's that you always do that. 50 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,167 You always say, "Let's have sex," 51 00:02:27,167 --> 00:02:30,300 before we go places. 52 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,700 What... 53 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:35,167 What's the question? 54 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:37,267 Why do you always do that? 55 00:02:37,267 --> 00:02:38,933 Ugh. 56 00:02:41,634 --> 00:02:44,634 Because... 57 00:02:44,634 --> 00:02:46,333 You know what happens? 58 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,400 I just... I want to get it out of the way. 59 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,167 (quietly): Yeah. 60 00:02:51,167 --> 00:02:52,600 Out of the way? 61 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,333 Yeah. Yeah, I figure if we... 62 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:58,467 if we do it, then we can just go out after. 63 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:01,833 Why, though? 64 00:03:04,033 --> 00:03:08,267 Because, after, I just want to go home and... 65 00:03:08,267 --> 00:03:11,000 and I figure if I fuck you now, 66 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,767 then you're not gonna want me to come over 67 00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:14,900 and do a whole thing, or you're not gonna want 68 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,200 to come in my house. 69 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,400 And this just gets it out of the way, 70 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:23,100 and then everybody can just go home. 71 00:03:28,567 --> 00:03:33,833 So sex with me is like a chore to you? 72 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:41,200 Do you enjoy having sex with me? 73 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,933 Oh, my God. 74 00:03:42,933 --> 00:03:44,900 Please don't ask questions like that. 75 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,966 Why do you ask questions like that? 76 00:03:46,966 --> 00:03:48,500 There are no good answers. 77 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,600 The only answers to questions like that 78 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,567 are lies and bad news. 79 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:56,866 Oh. 80 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,800 And Bing Crosby's in his living room, 81 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,233 and David Bowie walks in, 82 00:04:02,233 --> 00:04:03,966 and they start singing "Little Drummer Boy." 83 00:04:03,966 --> 00:04:05,667 Do you remember that? Yes, amazing. 84 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:06,800 I love it. 85 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,333 I-I never saw that. 86 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:10,634 David Bowie and Bill Cosby? 87 00:04:10,634 --> 00:04:12,433 Bing Crosby. 88 00:04:12,433 --> 00:04:13,767 (laughs): What? No... 89 00:04:13,767 --> 00:04:15,000 (laughter) 90 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,267 I am so sorry. 91 00:04:16,267 --> 00:04:18,500 That's okay. 92 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,333 That would have been very different... You're young. 93 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:23,066 ...if Bill Cosby sang with David Bowie. 94 00:04:23,066 --> 00:04:25,300 (chuckles) 95 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:27,634 So, do you guys have kids? 96 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:28,800 No, no. 97 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,233 Yeah. No, don't do that. 98 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:33,333 Yeah, well, this is a strange time 99 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:36,066 to be bringing a child into the world, isn't it? 100 00:04:36,066 --> 00:04:37,900 Well, we-we like to travel. 101 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,734 That's our thing, so kids... Yeah. 102 00:04:39,734 --> 00:04:41,167 They put a damper on that. 103 00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:42,800 Where do you guys like to travel? 104 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,634 Oh, well, this weekend, we're shooting up to Mammoth. 105 00:04:44,634 --> 00:04:46,133 You guys should totally come with us. 106 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:47,467 We're renting a sweet little house. 107 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:49,000 Oh, us? 108 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,233 Oh, no, we're not together. 109 00:04:52,233 --> 00:04:54,467 You're not? 110 00:04:54,467 --> 00:04:55,734 Nope. 111 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,634 We're not a thing. 112 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,233 But that's so cool. Is that your wedding ring? 113 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:05,667 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 114 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:07,300 Hey. 115 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:09,367 Hey. 116 00:05:09,367 --> 00:05:10,966 Good night. 117 00:05:10,966 --> 00:05:12,667 Good night? 118 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:14,500 What do you mean "good night"? You're my ride home. 119 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,734 No. 120 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,567 We're not together, remember? 121 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:21,033 We're not a thing. 122 00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:23,734 Oh, wait, are you mad? 123 00:05:23,734 --> 00:05:26,667 Why would I drive you home? 124 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:29,667 Why would I spend one more second with you 125 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:31,133 the way you've acted towards me? 126 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:33,634 The way you talk to me, 127 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,233 the lack of respect, 128 00:05:35,233 --> 00:05:36,833 or ever 129 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:38,866 trying to be nice to me... 130 00:05:38,866 --> 00:05:40,534 Like, I can't even remember 131 00:05:40,534 --> 00:05:43,866 even you saying something nice to me. 132 00:05:43,866 --> 00:05:45,467 Uh, "It doesn't matter." 133 00:05:45,467 --> 00:05:47,600 "We're not a thing." 134 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,534 "I didn't not like having sex with you." 135 00:05:49,534 --> 00:05:51,866 I didn't say that last one. 136 00:05:51,866 --> 00:05:53,534 All you do is hurt people. 137 00:05:53,534 --> 00:05:55,634 Oh, wow. 138 00:05:55,634 --> 00:05:57,966 I... Look, I'm... 139 00:05:57,966 --> 00:06:00,734 sorry, but it's just... 140 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:02,866 I feel like you keep testing me. 141 00:06:02,866 --> 00:06:07,300 Like you demand a certain level of thing from me. 142 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:11,300 All I ask for is basic consideration. 143 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:15,900 Like just common courtesy would be nice. 144 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:19,300 No, I don't think that's accurate at all. 145 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:22,367 I feel like you demand a whole lot-- 146 00:06:22,367 --> 00:06:23,400 too much, frankly, 147 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,100 considering what you bring to the table. 148 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,800 (chuckles): Oh, really? 149 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,200 Yeah. If you want to know the truth, 150 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:33,400 you need a lot, and you give little. 151 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,367 That is so insulting. 152 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:37,767 Well, that may be true, 153 00:06:37,767 --> 00:06:40,700 but I think you kind of have it coming. 154 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,367 (scoffs) You are so mean. 155 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:44,066 Oh, my God, fine. 156 00:06:44,066 --> 00:06:46,433 Okay, I'm mean. 157 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:48,833 Jesus Christ, why does everybody have to be 158 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:51,433 so careful all the time with a man's feelings? 159 00:06:51,433 --> 00:06:53,167 "Ooh, don't hurt the man. 160 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:55,534 His feelings are so important." 161 00:06:55,534 --> 00:06:57,700 You guys are supposed to be tough. 162 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,267 You're such pussies. 163 00:06:59,267 --> 00:07:01,700 The second a woman 164 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:03,866 is a tiny bit mean to a man 165 00:07:03,866 --> 00:07:08,200 or even just a tiny bit honest, she's a bitch. 166 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,600 I don't use that word. Come on. 167 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,634 Well, you should start. 168 00:07:11,634 --> 00:07:13,100 If you curse once in a while, 169 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,200 it might make you a little bit sexy. 170 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:19,300 You talk like you play fucking first violin at the choir thing. 171 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,800 (laughs) 172 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,833 I'm sorry if I'm not the Marlboro Man. 173 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:26,200 No, you're really not. 174 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:30,267 And yet, you demand to know, "Did I make you come? 175 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:31,933 "Do you like me? 176 00:07:31,933 --> 00:07:33,700 Do you like having sex with me?" 177 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:36,866 Jesus Christ, she is so high maintenance, this one. 178 00:07:36,866 --> 00:07:39,133 I mean, don't ask things 179 00:07:39,133 --> 00:07:41,100 if you don't want to know the real answers. 180 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:43,100 All I want to know is 181 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,800 what you feel about me. 182 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,767 You want to know how I feel about you? 183 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:50,500 Boo. Boo on you. 184 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,100 Bad job. 185 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,400 Bad job. 186 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:56,500 You're no fun. You're no fun. 187 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,900 Oh, God! 188 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:02,367 I've hated you since the first minute of our first date. 189 00:08:02,367 --> 00:08:06,033 And I've been dating you for three weeks. 190 00:08:06,033 --> 00:08:07,833 That is how nice I am! 191 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:09,333 If I had been 192 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:11,767 really honest, I would've said, "Nope," 193 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:14,534 the second I met your face. 194 00:08:14,534 --> 00:08:16,066 Look at that. 195 00:08:16,066 --> 00:08:19,233 And yet, how many times have I had sex with you? 196 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:21,200 Like, ten times! 197 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,833 That is how nice I am! 198 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,400 Do you want to know why? 199 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,900 Because I'm nice! 200 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:29,100 Because you suck. 201 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,900 And I hang out with you. 202 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:33,066 (groans) 203 00:08:33,066 --> 00:08:34,900 We had sex before we came here, 204 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:37,333 and now she's like, "Did I satisfy you? 205 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:38,734 Did I make you come?" 206 00:08:38,734 --> 00:08:40,066 Oh, my God. 207 00:08:40,066 --> 00:08:43,567 Like, how many ways do I have to take care of this woman? 208 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:46,267 And now, she's not driving me home. 209 00:08:46,267 --> 00:08:47,467 And... 210 00:08:47,467 --> 00:08:48,900 I sucked her dick. 211 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:50,667 Because I wasn't wet, at all. 212 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,567 Otherwise, it wouldn't have gotten in there. 213 00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:56,300 I mean, that's how nice I am. 214 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,000 Thank you. 215 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,800 Oh... well. 216 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,767 (voice breaking): Thanks so much. 217 00:09:05,767 --> 00:09:08,000 Oh. You're welcome. 218 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,734 I seriously, I should get the Nobel Prize. 219 00:09:10,734 --> 00:09:13,333 Yeah. You... Because you are a bummer. 220 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,233 Thank you. Okay. Boo. 221 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:16,966 Thank you. Boo on you. (engine starts) 222 00:09:16,966 --> 00:09:18,433 Thank you. 223 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,667 All right. 224 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,167 Bye-bye. 225 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:22,400 Good night. 226 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,567 That's cool. 227 00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:25,400 I'll get an Uber. 228 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,634 Thank God for Uber. 229 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:31,400 This breakup brought to you by Uber! 230 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,900 Good night! 231 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,333 Good night, baby doll! 232 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:36,866 (groaning) 233 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,167 (exhales) 234 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:43,500 Dick. 235 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,267 Well, because we didn't grow up in England, honey. 236 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:59,267 You get an accent from years of living in a place. 237 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:00,933 Yeah, but Nan's lived here 238 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,634 way longer than she's lived in England, 239 00:10:02,634 --> 00:10:04,267 so how come she has an accent? 240 00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:07,400 (chuckles) Well, that's true, honey, 241 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,567 but Nan doesn't always notice where she is. 242 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:12,734 You mean because she's elderly? 243 00:10:12,734 --> 00:10:15,333 Yeah, that's part of it. 244 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,000 But, you know, Phil is very... 245 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,600 Do you think she's gonna die soon? 246 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,600 What? 247 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,066 Is she... gonna die soon? 248 00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:26,833 Honey, why are you thinking about that? 249 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:29,066 You don't have to worry about that. 250 00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:31,333 Because she talks about it all the time. 251 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:34,100 Yesterday, she told me I have to promise I'm gonna miss her. 252 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,300 Jesus, Duke, I'm telling you, 253 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,634 that lady is gonna bury us all. 254 00:10:39,634 --> 00:10:40,800 Really? 255 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,000 Yes. 256 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,333 I'm telling you right now, 257 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:47,400 your grandmother will never die. 258 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,900 (sighs) 259 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:55,233 When do you come back? 260 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,700 I told you, honey, it's just two nights. 261 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,667 So Monday after school? 262 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:02,300 Yeah, on Monday, Unky Jeff is gonna 263 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,000 take you and Sorrow to school, 264 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 and then I'm gonna pick you up after. 265 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,900 Okay? 266 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:08,900 (kisses) 267 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,200 Gonna be fun. 268 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,133 Knock, knock. (Duke gasps) 269 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:13,333 SORROW: Come out back! 270 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,400 We got a trampoline! 271 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,467 Oh... 272 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,367 Duke! (giggling) 273 00:11:21,734 --> 00:11:23,133 Uh... 274 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:24,500 Are you good? Come here. 275 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,467 Thanks. 276 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:30,167 Thanks. Thanks. 277 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,200 (sighs) 278 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,000 So, you okay? 279 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,667 Yeah. I mean, everything's kind of weird 280 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,233 right now, you know. 281 00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:40,233 I'm sitting for my kid in Sunny's house, 282 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,066 while she goes off to Santa Barbara 283 00:11:42,066 --> 00:11:43,467 with her new rich boyfriend. 284 00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:46,734 That's kind of a kick in the left nut. 285 00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:48,800 Yeah. Yeah. 286 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,933 Well, you kind of... 287 00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:51,300 Made my bed? Yeah. 288 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,734 I did. I built it. 289 00:11:52,734 --> 00:11:54,567 And then I made it, and then I pissed in it, 290 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:57,634 then I took a big, tasty shit in it, 291 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,567 and... now it's mine to sleep in. 292 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:01,866 So... Yep. 293 00:12:01,866 --> 00:12:03,066 Yeah. Yeah. 294 00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:04,066 You know what would help? 295 00:12:04,066 --> 00:12:05,200 If everyone didn't hate me so much. 296 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,200 (clears throat) 297 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,634 I don't hate you. 298 00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:09,866 No, I hated you when you were married to Sunny 299 00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:11,600 because you were hurting her. 300 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,800 And now you're not, so now I just wish you well. 301 00:12:15,933 --> 00:12:17,866 You mean that? 302 00:12:17,866 --> 00:12:19,866 Yeah. Yeah, I mean it. 303 00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:21,866 And I'm trusting you with my daughter 304 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,100 so I could go visit your ex-wife 305 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,800 at her new rich boyfriend's house in Santa Barbara. 306 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,200 Yeah, yeah. 307 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,734 (clears throat) 308 00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:33,800 Seriously, though, buddy, I think this is good. 309 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,467 You can get your shit together. 310 00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:37,300 You got some great in you somewhere. 311 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,433 I... feel like. 312 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,267 Mm, yeah. 313 00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:45,534 Yeah... 314 00:12:45,534 --> 00:12:48,534 I doubt it. 315 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:52,133 But I understand what you mean. 316 00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:54,966 Rock bottom. 317 00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:57,200 (groans) 318 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,866 Feels pretty sweet. 319 00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:01,734 Pretty sweet. 320 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,267 Okay. 321 00:13:06,267 --> 00:13:07,667 Sammy, have fun. 322 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,667 Okay. See you. All right. 323 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:13,167 Okay, guys. (claps) Let's do this! Here we go. 324 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,433 Bye, Mama! I love you! 325 00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:15,634 Bye! 326 00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:17,367 Bye, guys. 327 00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:18,600 All right. 328 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,634 Let's do a little bit of that! 329 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,833 All right. Okay. 330 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,033 DUKE: Okay, can you do this? 331 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:25,833 JEFF: Oh, goodness, no. 332 00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:35,267 SAM: Frankie, 333 00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:38,167 I just need you to stay with Bottle for two days. 334 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,433 Bottle's parents don't allow Internet in the house. 335 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:42,233 So? That's good. 336 00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:44,600 No, Mom, I need the Internet to do my homework. 337 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,667 Frankie, 338 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,634 I hate when you use homework 339 00:13:47,634 --> 00:13:49,567 as an excuse to not do something. 340 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,100 Can't I just stay in our house? 341 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,167 No, miss. 342 00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:54,233 You and your sister gave that up with the party 343 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,567 and the damage you've done to my home. 344 00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:59,167 Thank you so much, Samuel. Love you so much, too. 345 00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,833 Oh, you're welcome. 346 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,000 Hi! 347 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,100 WOMEN: Hi! 348 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,833 Why, thank you. 349 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,267 (whoops) 350 00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:07,933 Yes, it's so fun. Welcome aboard. 351 00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:09,267 It's gonna be good. 352 00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:11,167 (quiet chatter) 353 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,167 Ladies, welcome aboard. 354 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,734 Here we go. 355 00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:18,634 (quiet chatter continues) 356 00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:21,966 Welcome aboard. Hello, Captain, my captain! 357 00:14:21,966 --> 00:14:24,800 How's everything going today? 358 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,333 Oh, my God. 359 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,567 I feel like I was meant to be here. 360 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,233 To all my friends! 361 00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:31,734 Thank you, Captain. 362 00:14:31,734 --> 00:14:33,000 We need you, too, right? 363 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,267 You're coming? PILOT: Yes, ma'am. 364 00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:36,133 SAM: Okay, thank God. Yeah, but he can't drink. 365 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:37,600 This is so hot! 366 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,100 So excited. (laughs) 367 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,167 Yes. 368 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,734 Poppin' botties. 369 00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,833 Look at you on a plane. 370 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,167 (singsongy): Weekend away. 371 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,966 You know, I could get used to this. 372 00:14:47,966 --> 00:14:50,300 Mace, drink something. Mace, come on. 373 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,700 (phone vibrating) 374 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,500 (Sam sighs) 375 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,167 Hello? What? 376 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,900 Mom, Bottle just told me they're fasting this weekend. 377 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:01,367 They're not even going to feed me. 378 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:04,333 Please, just let me stay in my own house. 379 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,667 Frankie, give me a break. 380 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:07,133 I had to find someplace 381 00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:09,000 to put all you guys for the weekend, okay? 382 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,966 I'm on the plane. I'll call you when we land. 383 00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:12,400 Is that Frankie? Yes. Sorry. 384 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,200 Give me the phone. Gimme, gimme, gimme. Oh, boy. 385 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,833 Okay. All right. Yes. 386 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,300 Hey, Frankie. It's Aunt Sun. 387 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:21,367 Listen, your mom's on a trip now, okay? 388 00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:23,200 She is officially on a trip, 389 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,033 so you can't talk to her anymore. 390 00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:27,734 So just be a big girl, 391 00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,700 and put your big boy pants on, 392 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:33,833 and figure your stuff out, okay? (chuckling) 393 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,233 Okay. Love you. Thank you. 394 00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:37,833 (chuckling): Oh, my God. 395 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,233 Nice. Well done. 396 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:40,900 Two days without kids. 397 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,734 ALL: Yes! 398 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:43,966 (engine whirring) 399 00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:45,333 SAM: Drinks and champagne... 400 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,400 (plane rumbles) Okay, I can't! 401 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,734 Okay, guys, this guy-- this isn't gonna go up in the air. 402 00:15:49,734 --> 00:15:51,866 I swear to God, if it is, I'm going with it. 403 00:15:51,866 --> 00:15:53,300 Mace! No, no, no, look at me. 404 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,433 No, seriously. I'm not... Calm your tits. 405 00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:57,866 I really don't want to do it! Calm your tits. Mace, Mace! 406 00:15:57,866 --> 00:15:59,866 (all talking over each other) 407 00:15:59,866 --> 00:16:01,567 PILOT: Everything okay back there? 408 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:02,966 We're fine. We're fine. 409 00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:04,767 Open the door and let her out. 410 00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:06,200 Open the freaking door and let her out. 411 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,700 I'm gonna actually drive there. 412 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,800 PILOT: Should we head back? 413 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,267 MACY: You know what would be really nice? 414 00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:13,367 Is if everyone actually stopped pacifying me. 415 00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:16,233 SAM: Wait, Macy. Seriously? 416 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,233 SUNNY: Mace, honey, honey, come on. 417 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,900 SAM: Oh, are you okay? Yeah. 418 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,700 Don't hit your head. I'll see you there. 419 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,900 I-- Okay. SUNNY: More champagne for us. 420 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,966 I'll see you there. 421 00:16:25,966 --> 00:16:28,367 (Macy panting) 422 00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:30,267 SAM: I love you. (coughing) 423 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:39,734 when you get to name your home. 424 00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:42,700 Sunny, your boyfriend is stupid rich. 425 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:47,267 My home is called "House Full of Tiny Assholes with Vaginas." 426 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,734 (laughs) Hey, guys, seriously, though, 427 00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:50,634 don't make bitchy comments about how rich he is 428 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,966 every two seconds. 429 00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:54,100 Oh, no, he brought us here on a jet 430 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,800 because he's really very down-to-earth. 431 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,267 I don't want him to feel weird. 432 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,467 Honey, he's weird. Look at this place. 433 00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:01,367 (playing mariachi music) 434 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,033 (men singing in Spanish, women chattering quietly) 435 00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:14,433 MARK: Welcome! 436 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:18,567 Welcome, welcome. The long wait is over! 437 00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,100 My sunshine. Hi. Okay, um... 438 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,933 (both moaning) 439 00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:24,467 MARK: Wow. That was worth it. (Sunny giggles) 440 00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:26,100 Mm. (kisses) 441 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,900 I love it. SUNNY: Tressa, are you taking a picture? 442 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,333 Sounds so good. 443 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,833 SUNNY: You're hilarious. Yes. 444 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,167 Of course I am. MARK: Oh, that's funny. 445 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:33,500 SUNNY: Oh, my God. Hello. Hi. MARK: Hi. 446 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,300 This is Tressa. It's a real pleasure. 447 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,000 And Fancy. Hi. Hi. Fancy. 448 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,567 Fancy. Thank you for coming. 449 00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,100 Thanks so much. Oh, sure, yeah. 450 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,500 Sam. Hi, Mark. 451 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,667 Okay. Yeah. Oh. All right. 452 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,500 Well, let's work our way in. Please. Please. 453 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,500 TRESSA: Of course. There is so much to do this weekend. 454 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,200 Ooh, are these new flowers? Food and drink to eat. 455 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,400 I love those. And I just, I recently renamed the house to Casa Sunny. 456 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,033 Just, let me... Oh. Wow. 457 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:56,200 ...make some introductions here quickly. 458 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,400 All right. Not much better looking than me, 459 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,900 my brother Charles and his lovely wife Elize. 460 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:02,133 ELIZE: Hi. 461 00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:03,534 MARK: These two gentlemen back here, 462 00:18:03,534 --> 00:18:04,900 they tutor me in math. 463 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,333 (laughter) 464 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:09,066 You, I would like you to meet somebody. 465 00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:11,667 Okay. Just for a second, just meet a friend of mine. 466 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,200 O... kay. Sam, this is Dalton. 467 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,300 Uh... 468 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,734 Oh, you know what? 469 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:24,200 Actually, I have to be right back. 470 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,233 Right back. 471 00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:26,833 SUNNY: Sam, honey, what...? 472 00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,567 One sec, Sun, because I think I forgot something 473 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,966 in the-the golf cart thing. Wait, Sammy... 474 00:18:30,966 --> 00:18:32,534 Hi. 475 00:18:32,534 --> 00:18:35,567 Is there any way you could, like, take me somewhere, 476 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,367 really quick, if you don't mind? Sure. Yeah. 477 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,634 Okay. Where are we going? 478 00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,300 You know, any-- just not here. 479 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,333 Not here is good. Yeah. 480 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,734 (mariachi music continues) 481 00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:45,966 (sighs) 482 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,667 (mariachi music continues) 483 00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:05,267 I love the beach. I always... Yeah. 484 00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:07,900 Why don't I live by the beach? (chuckles) 485 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,367 Here we are. 486 00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:12,767 This is perfect. (hand brake cranks) 487 00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:13,933 (groans) 488 00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:22,800 Thank you so much, Sanjay. 489 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,367 You're welcome. 490 00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:25,767 Have a good baby! 491 00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:27,233 (chuckles): Thank you. 492 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,767 ("Release Me" by Corrina Repp playing) 493 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,567 (sighs) 494 00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:49,833 ♪ Release me ♪ 495 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:56,734 ♪ From the pattern of electricity ♪ 496 00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:57,866 ♪ Save me ♪ 497 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:06,433 ♪ From the weeping and the wailing ♪ 498 00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:07,800 ♪ I'm rising ♪ 499 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,833 ♪ I'm rising ♪ 500 00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,767 ♪ I'm rising ♪ 501 00:20:20,367 --> 00:20:22,267 ♪ I'm rising ♪ 502 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,467 ♪ Wake me ♪ 503 00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:34,534 ♪ I'm in a force without my mind ♪ 504 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,567 ♪ I'm gonna rise up before ♪ 505 00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,734 ♪ I die, I die ♪ 506 00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:41,534 ♪ I'm rising ♪ 507 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,900 ♪ I'm rising ♪ 508 00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,200 ♪ I'm rising... ♪ 509 00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:55,833 Thank you. 510 00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,267 You're welcome. Have a great day. 511 00:20:57,267 --> 00:20:58,500 You have a nice day. 512 00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,534 (chuckles) Thanks, I will. 513 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:03,734 ♪ Sing a lullaby ♪ 514 00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:09,066 ♪ Let the lion lay down ♪ 515 00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:13,900 ♪ Your pulse is a song ♪ 516 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,600 ♪ I'm rising ♪ 517 00:21:20,966 --> 00:21:22,767 ♪ I'm rising... ♪ 518 00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,634 (laughs): Wow, Mom! 519 00:21:24,634 --> 00:21:26,300 You're, like, such a G. 520 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,800 (Sam laughs) 521 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,700 Can I keep this as my first car? 522 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:31,933 ♪ I'm rising... ♪ 523 00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:33,200 We're not gonna keep this. 524 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,200 I know, but how cool would it be, like, 525 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,534 driving to school in this? 526 00:21:36,534 --> 00:21:39,167 Oh. So cool. 527 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,333 (engine revving) 528 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,400 Hi, baby. 529 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,767 Hi, babe. (giggling) 530 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,500 Give me these and you go get in. 531 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,400 ♪ ♪ 532 00:22:23,767 --> 00:22:25,667 ♪ ♪ 533 00:22:28,433 --> 00:22:31,467 ♪ Take the thorn out now ♪ 534 00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:37,500 ♪ Sing a lullaby ♪ 535 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:41,300 ♪ Let the lion lay down ♪ 536 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,133 ♪ Your pulse is a song ♪ 537 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:52,233 ♪ I'm in a force without my mind ♪ 538 00:22:52,233 --> 00:22:55,600 ♪ I'm gonna rise up before ♪ 539 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,634 ♪ I die, I die ♪ 540 00:22:57,634 --> 00:23:00,534 ♪ I'm rising ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ 541 00:23:01,933 --> 00:23:06,767 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 542 00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:11,267 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 543 00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:18,000 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 544 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,433 ♪ Ooh ♪ 545 00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:26,267 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 546 00:23:26,267 --> 00:23:30,966 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 547 00:23:30,966 --> 00:23:37,066 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 548 00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:40,767 ♪ Ooh ♪ 549 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:45,567 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 550 00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:50,500 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 551 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:55,400 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 552 00:23:55,400 --> 00:24:00,200 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 553 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:05,367 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪ 554 00:24:07,467 --> 00:24:09,200 (record needle skipping) 555 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,800 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org